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SOMETHING ROTTEN
6/21/15 PORTIA Side 1 of 1 41.
NICK
Nigel, please. I need you, now more than ever. I’ve got to
go find us a new backer and that means you need to come up
with a new idea. Please tell me I can count on you for
that!
NIGEL
Yes, you can. Yes, you can.
(he tries to write)
Uggggh, no you can’t.
PORTIA
“Good days were those when lit with love, till dusk of
death did herald th’eternal night”
NIGEL
Hey -- I wrote that.
PORTIA
Yes, I know.
(holding up a page)
I accidentally took this after our first encounter. Your
sonnet. It’s -- perfection.
NIGEL
Really? You thought it was... good?
PORTIA
It... touched me in places I did not know could be touched.
PORTIA (CONT’D)
Forgive me. Poetry is forbidden in my house, especially
poems of earthly love.
(melodramatically; to the heavens)
OH, IS THERE NO PITY IN THE CLOUDS THAT SEES INTO THE
BOTTOM OF MY GRIEF?!
NIGEL
Romeo and Juliet, Act 3, Scene 5.
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PORTIA
You’ve seen it?
NIGEL
Six times. And you?
PORTIA
Eight! If my father knew, he would disown me.
NIGEL
My brother, too.
PORTIA
I adore Shakespeare.
NIGEL
Me, too! I’ve got a Comedy of Errors, first edition.
PORTIA
I’ve got Sonnet number 1. Signed!
NIGEL
Wow!
PORTIA
I know! Heh-heh...
NIGEL
Heh-heh...
PORTIA
I think you’re his equal - if not better.
NIGEL
What??? No way.
PORTIA
Oh yes. Your sonnet has Shakespearean sophistication mixed
with the complexity of Daniel Webster and the sensitivity
of Samuel Daniel.
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6/21/15 43-45.
NIGEL
Wow. You really love poetry.
PORTIA
Oh, I do. I really, really do.
(she sings)
I LOVE SIDNEY AND MARLOWE
AND OFTEN I BORROW THEIR WORDS
TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL
I LOVE POEMS OF MYSTERY, FANTASY, HISTORY
OH WHAT SEDUCTIVE APPEAL
PORTIA (CONT'D)
Youuuuuuu are really doing something to me, Mr. Poetry Man.
Forgive me. I never get to discuss poems in this way.
NIGEL
It’s okay. I never knew poetry could affect someone the
way it affects me.
PORTIA
Me neither.
NIGEL
(singing)
IT’S THE END ALL THE BE ALL OH YOU OUGHTA SEE ALL THE BOOKS
THAT I HAVE ON MY SHELF
PORTIA
Me, too!
(singing)
I FIND PLEASURE PERUSING THOSE WRITINGS AND MUSINGS
SO OFTEN I PLEASURE MYSELF
WAIT, THAT DIDN’T SOUND RIGHT
NIGEL
NO, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
WHEN I’M DEEP IN THE THROES
OF IMPASSIONATE PROSE - I COULD SCREAM
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PORTIA
You scream? So do I!
(singing)
OH... I LOVE A LILTING LINE
OF LYRICAL ALLITERATION
NIGEL
WHO DOESN’T LOVE ALLITERATION
PORTIA
AND THEN I’M LIKE WHOA...
WHEN THE PHRASES COME TOGETHER LIKE A CONSUMMATION
NIGEL
WHAT SWEET ELATION!
PORTIA/NIGEL
I LOVE THE PLACES THAT WORDS LET ME GO
I LOVE THE WAY THAT YOUR WORDS MOVE ME SO
I LOVE THAT YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY I DO
AND I LOVE
YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE, YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE...
NIGEL
Me, too.
NIGEL (CONT’D)
Okay, I want to show you something.
NIGEL (CONT’D)
I keep it hidden from my brother. It’s a letter. To me.
From the Bard. Saying he has received my sonnet.
PORTIA
You sent him a sonnet? And he’s read it??
NIGEL
Well, he said he would.
PORTIA
You know him!!?
END
NIGEL
Um, kinda sorta. He was in the same acting troupe as my
brother, but I was just a kid then. It’s not like he knows
who I am or anything.
MESSENGER
Master Nigel Bottom?
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