By Jewish Voice For Palestine

With an Afterword by Rashida Tlaib

 PINKWASHING

Zionist Pinkwashing
Pinkwashing is Israel’s deceptive practice of
celebrating itself as a gay paradise in the middle
east. They do this to colonize Palestinian Arabs
marking them as backward oriental homophobic
barbarians who incarcerate and execute their LGBT
community. We demand that Israel stops and treats
its LGBT community as Palestine treats theirs!

Say No To Israeli Pinkwashing

Say No Way If You Are Gay!
 INKWASHING

HP plays a key role in Israel’s oppression of

Palestinians. It provides Ink Cartridges to the IDF,
which Israeli soldiers fire at innocent occupied
civilians from paint guns.
They say this is “safer” than rubber bullets.
But this is a Zionist lie. It is nearly impossible to get
the ink stains off their clothing in the wash. It’s a
badge of humiliation covered up by Israeli
Inkwashing propaganda.

Say No to Israeli Inkwashing

 SHRINKWASHING

Boycott Israeli Psychiatry Israel boasts of its eminent psychiatrists and great
innovations in psychiatric care. Israel markets itself
as the sanest place in the Middle East.
But this is merely a ruse to mask its psychological
colonization of Palestine. Zionists have medically
Orientalized and meshugenized the indigenous
Palestinians, branding them crazy barbarians, who
are too violently primitive to govern themselves.

Reject Zionist Shrinkwashing

Palestine Isn’t Meshugeneh
CODE STINKWASHING
BY A R I E L G O L D

Zionist Stinkwashing

Israel celebrates its cosmetic industry and the

aromatic redolence of its people. It markets itself as
a perfumed paradise in a fetid middle east. But this
is simply an immoral tactic to mask the Occupation.
They have colonized Palestine with dirty bombs,
keeping their indigenous bodies in a musty
malodorous Apartheid prison. This constitutes
Stinkwashing and must be stopped.

Say No To Israeli Stinkwashing

Palestinians Deserve To Smell Like The Jews

Palestinians Deserve To Smell Like The Jews, Even These Ones

The Origins of Our Movement

WTF
How dare you
serve
SodaStream
 Meet Our Peace-Loving Partners

Jewish Voice For Palestine is thrilled that so many righteous Gentiles are eager to partner with us in liberating Palestine
from the White Supremacist Yoke of Zionism. If you would like to join our movement please visit
www.letsendisrael.com and answer our brief questionnaire about the so-called Holocaust™

Remember: It’s not antisemitic if you don’t use the word “Jew”
 Highlights from Our Fundraiser For Gaza

Hamas Got Talent

Live Music and Rocket Show – At Oberlin’s Arafat Auditorium and Armory
Featuring a Performance by The Artist Formerly Drawn as ~Muhammed~

Set List:

Performance followed by Tire Burning led by Linda Sarsour and Rasmea Odeh
 Where To Go From Here

“Do not say ‘when I have tires I will burn them, when I have rocks I will throw them’, because
you may never have rocks or tires” – Hillel the Elder

So you’re wondering – what’s next?

-Join the American Studies Association

-Go to supermarkets & label kosher food with “product illegally made in Palestine” stickers
-Join IfNotNow, and live stream yourself occupying empty Jewish buildings
-Apply for an internship as the co-pilot for the Steven Salaita Sesame Street School Bus
-Go on a study abroad program to Gaza and earn sociology and communications credits by collecting
rubber tires (please be sure to fill out the “accidental” organ harvesting waiver)

Remember: You are now a genuine progressive and global citizen for helping to wipe Israel off the map
In celebrat-I mean in commemoration of The
Holocaust, let us remember the safe haven
provided for the white Zionists by our brown
Palestinian brothers and sisters.

It gives me a calming feeling.

And it makes me want a nosh.

When Palestinians Say “Never Again”, They Eat

This is a work of satire. Any resemblance of its contents to the platform of
Jewish Voice for Peace, IfNotNow, or other progressive [sic] Jewish [sic]
organizations is purely coincidental – albeit incredibly disturbing, but
coincidental, nonetheless.

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