P is for

Palestinian

An accurate
alphabet
book

Cartoon from Iranian Supreme Leader website

A is for Arab,
that's what we were
called
Before we made up the
Palestinian myth
to the world.

Arabs in Ramallah, 1920

B is for Bomb,
to blow up some Jews
That's how we manage
to stay in the news.

Suicide bus bombing in Jerusalem, April 18, 2016, (Nati Shohat/Flash90)

C is for Car-rammings, a more recent mission
A great way to kill without using ammunition.

Car-ramming near Ramallah, March 4, 2019. (Reuters)

D is for Dhimmi,
both Christians and Jews
Second class citizens in
Islamic rules

Farhud pogrom, Iraq

E is for Everything,
from the river to the sea
Until we gain it all
we'll pretend we're not free

Palestinian Arab 7th grade textbook

F is for Fatah, our "moderate"side
In Arabic we show
that in English we lied

G is for Grenade,
we don't want to brag
But we love them so much
they are on the Fatah flag
H is for Hummus, a food we pretend
To have invented. (For political ends.)

Lebanese hummus
I is for Incitement,
which we learned from
our fathers
We teach our kids
to want to be martyrs
J is for Jesus,
who in our opinion
Was the first
martyr who was
Palestinian
 K is for Kidnapping, which we try hard to do
Because 1000 of our fighters is worth only one Jew.

In case you think that we value human life

We teach our kids that K is for knife.
L is for Love, but not for a wife
Because we love death as others love
life
M is for massacres,
at Munich and Ma'alot
And Dalal Mughrabi
murdering kids on the Coastal Road
N is for Never, our slogan for years
Never agree to peace if we shed enough crocodile tears
O is for Occupation,
we complain all the time
(but we believe Jews are
"settlers" inside the Green Line)
P is for peace,
(which we can't
pronounce)
The PLO Phased
Plan to end
Israel -
we never
renounced
Q is for Qassam,
our rockets are great
When they land on
Jewish schools
- we celebrate
R is for Rocks,
to aim at Jews' heads
Candy for all if they
- or our kids -
end up dead
 S is for Suicide Bomb,
and we're proud to state
That this is a field
in which we innovate
T is for Tunnels,
we spend millions on
Our kids dig them up
from dusk until dawn
U is for UNRWA, which puts food on our plates
And their schools teach us to continue to hate
V is for Victory,
even though we always
lose
But we pretend we won
to fool leftist Jews
W is for What We Want
the two state solution to do:
One state for the Arabs
- and the other one too.
 X is for eXactly how much we don't care
To reach a peace agreement that leaves Israel there
Y is for Years
that we don't have a state
We could have had several
- but we'd rather hate
Z is for Zero - the chances that we'll
Elect a real leader who'll make peace
with Israel