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By: Brandon Flaherty Major Reporter
Famous 90's actor Bojack Horseman and
scientist Rick Sanchez were finally brought
into custody after a three-day long rampage
of destruction throughout the greater Las
Vegas metro area. What seemingly began as
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a relatively quiet party at Horseman's estate
in Henderson, Nevada turned into a series of
events that lead to both Horseman and
Sanchez nearly destroying half of Clark
County, Nevada. Sanchez (a renowned
scientist the world over) utilized a "portal
gun" to bring inter dimensional beings whose "Friends" Cast to Re-Unite, Citing
sole purpose is to accomplish menial tasks.
These beings (known as "Meseeks") found Lack of Career Opportunities
Danielle Flanigan- Beat Reporter
themselves unable to perform a task that A long awaited and often delayed reunion of
Horseman deemed "integral" to the the cast of the hit sitcom "Friends" is finally
reinvention of himself as an actor. As more green lit for production. Fans couldn't get
and more tasks were piled on top of each enough of the hit show in the 90's/early
other in finishing the first said task (making 2000's, and always have clamored for a
Horseman "famous again"), more and more reunion of the cast.
"Meseeks" were brought through the inter Numerous other projects and financial
dimensional portal created by Sanchez, thus limitations have always stood in the way.
resulting in multiple inter dimensional tears. The asking price from the original cast was
These tears allowed for all sorts of way too high, as they were making over $1
otherworldly creatures to come to Earth and million per episode by the end of the show's
wreak havoc across Las Vegas for the better extremely successful run.
part of three days until a news helicopter Fast forward to the present day, and the star
caught both Horseman and Sanchez at the power of most of the cast members has faded
top of Caesar’s Palace in their attempt to out, and from all accounts, so have their
eradicate the creatures. This footage resulted bank accounts. Other than Jennifer Aniston,
in Horseman once again being in the the remainder of the cast have not found
spotlight and becoming famous yet again, many recent lucrative acting opportunities.
which in turn led to the closing of all portals Matthew Perry has continued to have
and the disappearance of the "Meseeks" and addiction issues, Matt Leblanc's good looks
creatures that entered through. When have faded, Lisa Kudrow hasn't seen much
brought in for questioning, both Horseman work since "The Comeback," and Courtney
and Sanchez disappeared through yet Cox's best days ended after divorcing David
another portal. The only evidence left in the Arquette. Poor management of their money
interrogation room was an empty liquor has led to a need for an easy cash windfall,
bottle. and nothing spells money than nostalgia.
While we wonder just how good a reunion
episode would be from a writing standpoint,
OBX we certainly can't blame them for going for
the quick and easy score.
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Fragrance Line “Better Now” By:
Mike Taack Celebrity Gossip Writer
NEW YORK, NY - Seeking to capitalize on
rumors of his unsavory smell--and perhaps
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fragrance. Ever the enigmatic public figure,
Malone was cagey when asked about what The Feud Continues
motivated his decision By: Salem Warnemunde, Drama Drama
to get into the crowded It all began when Kim Kardashian (West)
field of designer cologne: was out on the prowl for new love after
“I might wear a suit one divorce from rapper/fashion designer Kanye
day; I might wear thrift West. At an exclusive party in Hollywood
shop pants the next there was the Saved by The Bell cast for a
day.” According to his reunion. Sources say, “the minute Kim
manager, Dre London, Kardashian (West) spotted Mario Lopez it
what the artist means is was love at first sight for both TV celebrity
that he can shift styles and longtime actor Mario. A source says “the
and interests fluidly, two locked eyes and the you could see the
thanks to his creativity and passion. “Look, sparks fly.” Unexpectedly the vertically
what Post told me is that he really just wants challenged, egotistical, and way over paid
to capture the essence of what it is to be a fashion designer Kayne West dropped in. He
young, successful rapper at a time when was surrounded with his bodyguards and
music is a very competitive field,” London went over to Kim Kardashian (West) and
said. “So he created a scent that he feels interrupted Mario during their conversation.
represents the olfactory equivalent of hard The cast of Saved by The Bell was close by
work and success.” Some industry insiders keeping an eye out
who have gotten a sneak-sniff of the scent in for Mario when all
question say that the odor misses the mark. of a sudden, tiny
“Personally, I think that ‘Better Now’ smells little Kanye took a
like stale Hot Cheetos, foot sweat, and weed” swing at Mario,
Remarked one worker at Agilex Fragrances, Mario “pulled back
the cologne’s manufacturer. “Then again, I’m Matrix style”
probably not part of the target audience to witness stated, and
begin with.” You can find out for yourself escaped a jab to his
whether the scent really is better now when ever so handsome
it debuts for limited release at Target and face. Then, the
selected Lee’s Discount Liquors stores in Las Saved by The Bell
Vegas this fall. The scent is expected to be crew rallied around
priced for retail at $110. their friend and a full-blown fight broke out
between Kanye’s body guards at the cast.
Witness say, “Dustin Diamond was on a
bodyguard’s back while Tiffani Thiessen and
Dennis Haskins was pulling another
bodyguard’s hair while Mark-Paul Gosselaar
was fending off Kayne. All the while, Kim
Kardashian (West) and Mario Lopez made
out in her limo.