CHORUS:

F C A#
Today I don't feel like doing anything

F C A#
I just wanna lay in my bed

F C
Don't feel like picking up my phone

A#
So leave a message at the tone

F Am A#
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

VERSE 1:

F C
Uh I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan

A#
Turn the TV on Throw my hand in my pants

F Am A#
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't nah
 F C
I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie

A#
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie

F C A#
Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man

PRE-CHORUS:

Gm
Oh Oh yes I said it

Am
I said it

A# C
I said it cause I can

CHORUS:

F C A#
Today I don't feel like doing anything
 F C A#
I just wanna lay in my bed

F C
Don't feel like picking up my phone

A#
So leave a message at the tone

F Am A#
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

F C
Ooh hoo ooh hoo

A#
Hoo ooh ooh Nothing at all

F C
Ooh hoo ooh hoo

A#
Hoo ooh ooh

VERSE 2:
 F C
Tomorrow I wake up do some P9 X

A#
With a really nice girl have some really nice sex

F C A#
And she's gonna scream out this is great Oh my god this is great

F C
I might mess around and get my college degree

A#
I bet my old man will be so proud of me

F Am A#
I'm sorry pops you just have to wait

PRE-CHORUS:

Gm
Oh Oh yes I said it

Am
I said it
 A# C
I said it cause I can

CHORUS:

F C A#
Today I don't feel like doing anything

F C A#
I just wanna lay in my bed

F C
Don't feel like picking up my phone

A#
So leave a message at the tone

F Am A#
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

BRIDGE:

Gm C
No I ain't gonna comb my hair

F C
Cause I ain't going anywhere

A# Am F
No no no no no no no no nooo

Gm C
I'll just strut in my birthday suit

F C
And let everything hang loose

A# Am F Dm
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhh

CHORUS:

F C A#
Ohh Today I don't feel like doing anything

F C A#
I just wanna lay in my bed

F C
Don't feel like picking up my phone

A#
So leave a message at the tone
 F Am A#
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

F C
Ooh hoo ooh hoo

A#
Hoo ooh ooh Nothing at all

F C
Ooh hoo ooh hoo

A#
Hoo ooh ooh

F
Nothing at all

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