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Oh! Good morning, Dr. Crane.

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Not a morning person, are we?
Never you mind - I am.

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A good health care provider
is up with the cock.

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I've taken your father
for his morning constitutional.

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A remarkable man.
30 years on the police force.

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I see why you'd want him to live here.

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Not many sons would do that,
not without getting paid.

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Coffee's made
and I took the liberty of doing a shop.

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They don't serve tripe in Seattle,
do they?

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And you are...?

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Daphne. Daphne Moon.
I moved in yesterday.

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You hired me to look after your father.

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Sorry. I'm not myself
until I've shaved and showered.

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I understand
about one's morning ablutions.

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I can't stand meself before
I floss all that gunk out of me teeth.

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Miss Moon...

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Keep your ablutions on a need-to-know
basis. Thank you.

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Now my coffee.

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The half-and-half's curdled
and the garbage disposal's jammed.

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- Good morning to you too.
- Morning was two hours ago.

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And close that barn door.
We got a lady in the house now.

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This isn't my coffee.
Where's my finely ground Kenya blend?

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That's it. Daphne put an eggshell
and some allspice in it.

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And didn't that just dress it up.

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I like it. Gives it a zing.

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Now, sit down. Breakfast is ready.

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Dad, all I ever have is a bran muffin
and a touch of yoghurt.

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Girly food.

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I fixed your breakfast.
I made eggs in a nest.

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The Crane family specialty.

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Fried eggs swimming in fat, served in
a hollowed-out piece of white bread.

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I can almost hear my left ventricle
slamming shut as I speak.

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You want cheese on that?

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No. I'd like to leave some blood flow
for the clot to go swiftly to my brain.

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Can't have my coffee.
Can't have my breakfast.

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Oh, dear God, it wasn't a dream.

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I'll get him for this.
And his little dog too.

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Where's my paper?
Who stole my paper?
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Mrs. Everly, you old bat, I know it's you!

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Yoo-hoo! It's right here.

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We brought it in for you.

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Sorry. Sorry.

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Where's the rubber band?
This paper has been read.

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Don't worry,
we won't tell you what's in it.

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That is not the point.

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Dad, come and sit down, please.

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You're going to give a speech,
aren't you?

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Oh, that's right, I forgot.
You're psychic.

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Yes. But I think anyone
could feel this one coming on.

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Let us get something clear.
I'm not a morning person.

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I have to ease into my day slowly.

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First I have my coffee, sans eggshells

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or anything else
one picks out of the garbage.

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Then I have a low-fat,
high-fibre breakfast.

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Finally I sit down
and read a crisp, new newspaper.

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If I am robbed of the richness
of my morning routine,

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I cannot function.

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My radio show suffers
and, like ripples in a pond,

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so do the many listeners that rely
on my advice to help them in their lives.

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I'm sorry if it sounds priggish,

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but I've grown comfortable
with this part of myself.

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It is the magic that is me.

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Get used to it.

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I know this is a stressful time.
It's new for all of us,
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but I'm sure that soon
we'll all be getting along swimmingly.

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- Six more weeks of winter, I see.
- Oh, dear God!

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Down, Eddie, down.

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I said down.

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Good boy, Eddie. Just get down.
Good, good, Eddie.

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Get down!

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Dad, I can't read my paper.
Eddie's staring at me.

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Well, you do make quite a picture
in the morning.

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- Ignore him.
- I'm trying to.

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I'm talking to the dog.

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Don't even think about it!

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You're listening to Dr. Frasier Crane.

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Our topic today is intrusion,

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those who encroach
on our sense of personal space.

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The neighbour who plays
his stereo too loud.

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The person who sits next to you
at the movies

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when there are 50 vacant seats.

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Now let's return to our calls.

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And let me remind you once more
that our topic today is intrusion...

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...since so many of you
seem to forget that!

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Dr. Crane,
Leonard from Everett is on line two.

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Hello, Leonard. I'm listening.

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'Hi, Dr. Crane.
I'm a little nervous, but here goes.

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'Several years ago
I became afraid of large, open spaces.

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'If I went to the mall I'd break out
in a cold sweat and have to run home.'

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Yes, Leonard,
and your comments on intrusion?

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'Nothing. But now I'm afraid
to go outside at all.

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'I haven't seen another person
in eight months.'

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It sounds like you may have a serious
condition known as agoraphobia.

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But you're not alone.

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'But I am alone, Dr. Crane.'

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Leonard, your problem is too difficult
to deal with in the time we have.

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Stay on the line.
We'll give you the name of a therapist.

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That's all the time we have today.

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You've been listening
to Dr. Frasier Crane, KACL 780.

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Stay tuned for the news.

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Then, Bob "Bulldog" Brisco
and the Gonzo Sports Show.

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I never miss it.

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Yeah, right.

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You want your messages?

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Roz, hang on to them.
I'll stay here in here for a while.

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I feel an overwhelming need
for solitude.

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I've got a fascinating book, comfortable
chair and a soundproof booth.

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- Hiya, Doc. How they hanging?
- Bulldog, why are you here?

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We lost power in Studio C.
I have to do my show here.

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Where the hell's my Cosell tape?

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Someone stole my tape!
This is total BS!

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Oh, here it is.

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Let me get out of your way.

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Doc, I heard what you said to that kid
who fantasises about killing his parents.

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You know what I'd have told him?

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Sports.
You go out there, break some heads.

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That'll turn him around.

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If only Jeffrey Dahmer
had picked up a squash racket.

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Where's my Lasorda tape? This is
total...!

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Got it.

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Hold on, I have to ask you something.

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Gary?
I broke up with him three weeks ago.

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The sex was OK,
but he was kind of limited.

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- Maybe...
- No. He wasn't bad in bed.

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He knew where all the parts were.
But most of them were his.

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Yes, totally passionless.

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It was like he was thinking
of someone else. I know I was.

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Somebody's here. I've got to go.
I'll talk to you later. Bye, Mom.
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- That was your mother?
- Yeah.

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- You talk to your mother like that?
- We talk about everything.

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- Isn't that healthy!
- You don't talk to your dad like that?

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- Hardly. We hardly speak at all.
- Really?

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We're not really very similar people.

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In fact, my brother and I
are a lot more like my mother.

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If it wasn't biologically impossible,

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I'd swear Dad was left
in a basket on our doorstep.

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- Sweetcakes, you seen my engineer?
- Someone's talking to you, Frasier.

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- Come on!
- He called. He'll be right here.

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Do you want to go across the street
and have an expensive coffee drink?

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Maybe some other time. I'd like
to continue my quest for solitude.

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Go someplace where my father,

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Mary Poppins
and the hound from hell can't find me.

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Maybe I'll sit under the shade of a tree
and read in a quiet park.

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Hello.

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Hello?

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Dad?

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Daphne?

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Eddie?

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Could it be?

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<i>Toreador, don't spit on the floor</i>

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<i>Use the cuspidor-a
What do you think it's for-a?</i>

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So the elephant says, "He's with me."

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Ah, Dr. Crane, you're home.

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We're back
from your father's physical therapy.
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Oh, glory be. Oh, happy day.

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Not that I'm not delighted to see you,

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but I'm in the middle
of an exciting chapter.

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I understand.
So why don't I pop into the kitchen

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and brew you a nice pot of tea?

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- No, I've just poured a glass of wine.
- I see.

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- What are you reading?
- You wouldn't find it interesting.

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Any good?

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I haven't formed an opinion yet.

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Oddly enough,
I'm having trouble getting into it.

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Thick.

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Dad... Listen. I don't want to offend.

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But if you wouldn't mind,
could you just let me read my book?

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No problem.

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- What are you doing?
- Leaving you alone.

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- It's annoying!
- What's your problem?

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- You've been like this all week.
- I can't get any peace in my own home!

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Forgive me.

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When I moved in I didn't realise

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I had to stay chained
to the radiator in my room.

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- Perhaps only evenings.
- I heard that!

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You're never out of earshot!

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You've always been like this.
You were a fussy kid and it's got worse.

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You and your precious
morning routine.

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You've got to have your coffee,
got to have your quiet.

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Aren't you a little hothouse orchid?
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Hey! I don't have to sit here
and listen to that!

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Why don't you go
and live in a bubble?

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Right now it sounds very inviting.

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Finally a little peace and quiet
around here.

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Hello, Frasier.

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Oh, what fresh hell is this?

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That's a nice way to greet your brother.
Cafelatte, per piacere.

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I'm sorry, Niles, I'm trying to read.

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It seems no matter where I light,
I get interrupted.

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"The Holotropic Mind"
by Stanislav Grof.

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He concludes that changes in breathing

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induces alternate states
of consciousness.

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Now you've ruined the ending.
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I'm sorry. That was inconsiderate.
Mille grazie.

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How's Father?

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You mean the man
who's driving me crazy.

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The man who drove me
out of my own home!

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And how's work?

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Niles, I don't know what I'm going to do.
Dad and I had another fight.

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I'm afraid if we stay
under the same roof

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we'll do irreparable harm
to our relationship.

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What are the alternatives?

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If I didn't feel so guilty I'd do what
I should have done in the first place -

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get Dad and Daphne
their own apartment.

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It hasn't been that long.
Give it a chance.

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- Remember why you moved him in.
- Refresh me.

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You wanted to get closer to Dad.

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I still do, but he makes it impossible.

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I can't read my book
or have any peace in my own home.

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So you want to be closer to Dad,
but you don't actually want him around.

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Ask yourself, have you tried to sit down
talk to him? I mean really talk to him?

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Well, I...

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Maybe I haven't done my best.

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I guess
I owe that to the old man, don't I?

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Well... Thanks for the chat, Niles.
You're a good brother

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and a credit
to the psychiatric profession.

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You're a good brother too.

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Daphne, what are my things
doing here?

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My leather chair, my Tisami lamp.

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We're putting them in the basement.

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There was no room in your study
with my furniture in.

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- We discussed it last night.
- Of course.

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I was going to ask that peculiar man
from building services to help me.

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Oh, yes. Kyle. Give him my regards.

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Remind me again. Which one
of Kyle's eyes is really looking at me?

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The brown one.

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Daphne left dinner in the fridge,
if you're hungry.

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Thanks, but I'm not.

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Dad...

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I'm sorry about the blow-up earlier.

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Forget about it. I already have.

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There's been a lot of tension
between us.

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We never have a chance to sit and talk.

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I thought we might have a conversation.

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Right now?

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I think now would be a good time.

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Later would be better.

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It shouldn't be a long conversation.
I'm talking three minutes of your life.

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OK, but my programme's coming on.

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If it will make you any happier I'll get the
egg timer and I'll set it for three minutes.

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So what do you want to talk about?

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The idea is to have a normal,
honest conversation

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without getting
on each other's nerves.

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Ready?

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- Go.
- This is stupid.
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One second? That's our personal best?

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Let us see if we can beat it.

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Ready?

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Go.

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- How about those Seahawks?
- No sports.

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- No opera.
- Agreed.

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Ready?

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Go.

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This is your idea.
You say something first.

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All right. I'll tell you something
about myself that you don't know.

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Six months ago, when Lilith and I
were really on the rocks...

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...there was a time of depression
I went through that was so terrible...

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...that I actually climbed out on a ledge
and wondered if life was worth living.
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Then... I thought of Frederick.

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And you didn't jump, huh?

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Good, Dad.

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Wow, I never knew that.

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That's the point of this experiment,
to tell each other something

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we don't know about each other,
something vulnerable.

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Your turn.

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OK.

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About two months ago

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I was going through
old pictures of your mother and me.

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All of a sudden,
something flew up in my eye.

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When I was trying to get it out,

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I realised that I could turn my eyelid
inside out, the way kids do at camp.

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- That's it? You call that vulnerable?
- It hurt!

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I'm not talking about that kind of pain.

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I'm talking about your emotions,
your soul.

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A painful, gut-wrenching experience.

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- Other than this one?
- Always a flip answer.

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- This whole thing's stupid.
- Not to me.

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How should I expect
anything out of you?

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You are the most cold,
unapproachable,

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stubborn, cold man I've ever known.

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00:20:16,407 --> 00:20:19,076
- You said "cold" twice, Mr. Egghead.
- Egghead! Egghead!

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- You said "egghead" twice too!
- You are infuriating!

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Know what you are?

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I'll tell you later.

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I don't think you see how serious this is.

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Will you give it a rest?

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00:20:39,678 --> 00:20:43,181
We're not getting along
and it's not getting any better.

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I'm not sure how to say this,
but... uh... I...

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I'm afraid I'm going to have to...

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I know. You want what's best for both
of us. You want to get me out of here.

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We'll each have our own space
and can put an end to all this bickering.

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00:21:03,783 --> 00:21:07,370
Well, yes. I guess
it wasn't so hard to say after all.

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00:21:07,537 --> 00:21:10,915
- Except for one thing. I'm not going.
- What?

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00:21:11,082 --> 00:21:15,961
You want us to forge
some great father-son relationship,

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00:21:16,128 --> 00:21:20,799
That takes a couple of years,
doesn't it? You're the shrink.

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00:21:22,509 --> 00:21:25,762
- A couple of years?
- It'll go by before you know it.

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Either that, or it'll seem like eternity.
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I'm willing to give it a shot if you are.

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- OK.
- How about us having a beer together?

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00:21:45,697 --> 00:21:50,701
Wow! In all these years
you've never asked me that.

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I'd love to have a beer with you.

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00:21:53,329 --> 00:21:56,832
- Haul ass. The store is about to close.
- Right.

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<i>Hey baby, I hear the blues a-calling
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs</i>

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<i>Mercy!</i>

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00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,848
<i>And maybe I seem a bit confused
Well, maybe...</i>

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<i>But I got you pegged!</i>

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00:22:17,935 --> 00:22:22,939
<i>But I don't know what to do with those
tossed salads and scrambled eggs</i>

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00:22:23,732 --> 00:22:27,318
<i>They're calling again
Good night!</i>