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[Mouse squeaks]

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[Penguins chirp]

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[All cheering]

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[Screeches]

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[Duck quacks]

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♪ Adventure Time ♪

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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

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♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪

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♪ The fun will never end ♪

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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪

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<font color="#ff0000">Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com</font>

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Wow, everything sucks here.

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Finn, look!

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Oh, geez, this looks pretty real.

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He's got the Enchiridion! And wait...

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Is that Billy?

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Why's he so tiny?

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Hey! There's our guy.

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Whoo-hoo!

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[Laughs]

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Yeah, just hang out<i> there</i> for a while!

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I love it!

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I feel fresh! [Laughs]

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Well, this is the weirdest
thing I've ever done.

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_

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Together: Round and round and round we go!

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Hyah!

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- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah!
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School's out, ya tranch!

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Whoa! [Grunts]

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Hey, Prismo's calling.

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Nice! Let's go say hi.

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You're lucky I don't
take the other one, kid.

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Quit crying, baby!

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Both: Prism...!

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Oof!

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Both: ...mo...

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...otion!

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Prismo: Thanks for
responding to my call, guys.

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I'm in a serious pickle,
and I mean the bad kind.

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I mean, like, a really
smelly, brown pickle.

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Don't sweat it, boy. Finn
and I got your back.

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Who's bullying you, Prismo?

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Nobody's bullying me. Look...

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Um, 'member when you wished
the lich never existed

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and you created a new wish reality

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that ended up totally not working out?

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- No.
- Vaguely, yes.

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What?

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You don't remember making that wish?

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Whu-huh?

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I thought I explained it
to you that one time.

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Dude, I'll catch you up.

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Look.

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After you wished the lich never existed,

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you got zapped to an
alternative wish reality

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where magic doesn't really exist.

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Wait.

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Who's that dude?

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That's you, but sort of less cool.

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Uh-huh. Proceed.

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So you find an old Marceline

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and the magic crown on the
body of Ice King's skeleton

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who was smooshed under the weight

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of a frozen mutagenic bomb.

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But then the destiny gang
steals your family donkey,

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so you use the crown to become Ice Finn

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and save your donkey and your family.

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Buuut the crown makes you crazy

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and you ice everything up like a dumb bozo,

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which sets off the mutagenic bomb

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which releases the spirit
of the lich anyway.

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But then this reality's
Jake made a counter wish

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which supposedly fixed the problem,

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but as it turns out, it didn't really.

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Can I just say that I don't
remember any of this stuff.

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Because technically it
didn't happen to you.

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But also it still happened

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and that wish reality continues to exist.

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Is this why, all of a sudden,

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one day I was way better at the flute?

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Oh, yeah, I noticed that.

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Listen. Something really
bad is about to go down.
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Ice Finn is using his world's Enchiridion

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to build a portal to the multiverse.

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We literally do not know what
will happen if he succeeds,

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but it could defs be catastrophic

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to the architecture of these realities.

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Now if that happens, my boss...
Let me repeat that...

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<i>My boss</i> will hold<i> me</i> responsible.

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And by proxy, y'all both'll
be in the dip, too.

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Finn why not just
"bloop-bloop" it all better?

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Something there is dampening my powers.

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I am losing my picks over this biz!

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His boss? Who's that?

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All right, man, what do we do?

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Take this and use it to
take care of the Ice Finn.

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Oh. Wait. What do you
mean by "take care of?"

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Good luck, guys! We're
all depending on you!

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Whoa.

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What is it?

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[Grunts]

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- Oh, golly!
- What's that nay now?

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It's like 50 bowling balls on my teen bod!

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Oh, check it. There's instructions.

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"The maid will handle all class
a interdimensional bung-ups

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if you follow these simple steps.

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Direct the small end of the maid
toward your massive mistake.

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Focus your intention until all distractions

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leave your thought sphere,
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then recite the words 'a man
needs a maid' three times."

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All right. [Grunts] Here... We...

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Go-ohhh!

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Help-help-help-help-help-help!

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Lower it. Aagh!

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- [Farts]
- Ledge-ledge-ledge.

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- [Crash]
- Whew! Okay...

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Focus my intention.

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Just a few more jewels

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before I can open the
portal to a better world!

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My intention to heal the
madness of this other self.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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I don't think that's what
we're supposed to do.
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Prismo said "take care of him."

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Yeah, that means "make him feel better."

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Are you being stupid on purpose?

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Yeah, but dude, that is<i> me.</i>

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That's me.

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I heard you the first time.

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There's got to be something else we can do.

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Bro, you heard Prismo.
We don't have a choice.

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[Breathes deeply]

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Okay, but you do it.

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I just can't, man. I-it's too messed up.

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All right. You're right.

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Shut your eyes and cover your ears.

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Ommommommomm...

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Whew!

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A man needs a maid. Whew!

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A man needs...

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A maid.

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A man...

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Needs...

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A...

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Nope! This is bull juice!

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Oh, flip!

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Ommommommomm...

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- Hey, hey.
- Did you do it?

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No, man.

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- Let's just go steal the Enchiridion.
- Whoa, yeah!

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That way he can't open the portal

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and nobody gets obliterated.
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That should work!

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That's not gonna work, you guys!

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Don't walk away from the maid.

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Noooo!

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Ah, it's gonna be so great
in the next place, guys!

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It's like we're spinning... Spinning...

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Spinning into the new land!

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[Laughing maniacally]

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Sneaky fashion. [Grunts]

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[Zap!]

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Aah! Ohh!

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What's this? Oh!

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Two more converts to my empire of frost?

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Finn, I love you.

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Just in case we eat it fighting this guy.

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Oh, yeah. I love you, too.

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[Laughs maniacally]

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Oh, wonderful.

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I thought I'd rescued all the humans!

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Now you can hang out
here with everyone else.

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Gunter says we just need a few more gems.

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Anyway, now I'm going to freeze you.

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Wait!

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Huh?

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Straight up magic!

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Are you a wizard, too?

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Yeah! Check out my amazing wizard bod!

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Hey, over here, man! Look at me.

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I'm a portal to another world.
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You<i> can't</i> be.

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I'm magic. I can do anything.

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Don't you believe your own eyes?

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Why would you be able to turn in...

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Why anything?

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Why is the sky blue, bro?

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That's right. Just keep looking at me.

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Hey, what's up?

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I'll get you out of this, Billy.

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It's Bobby.

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Look out.

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Who's that?

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Enter the port... What?

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Big destiny?

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Jewels.

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- [Mumbles]
- What's wrong with him?

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He looks possessed or something...

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Ew, boy, here we go.

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That's my body, dog!

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My friend, you return!

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[Laughs]

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This was all his idea!

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Come on, that's the lich! He's evil!

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He's not even trying to hide it, bro!

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Release.

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[Gasps]

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Big D's mind is back. Whoo!

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I must escape first try!

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Um...
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What are you doing?!

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Whoa!

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Traitor!

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Jake, let's boogie!

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You dirty gangsters!

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We're not a gang! That's you.

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Aah!

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Pbht!

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Sleep.

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[Groans]

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Gimme!

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Creature: Bring the book.

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Okay, buddy.

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Are we gonna save the world now?

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Bobby.
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[Groans]

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Open, oh great book!

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The final hole is mine...

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To put my thing in.

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[Chuckles evilly]

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[Laughs] What dimension is this?

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All of them.

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That's great. Then we can live everywhere.

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Everywhere you will die.

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Heh... what?

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You, your family... Everyone... Will die.

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Over and over.

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Mountains of broken bodies...

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Beneath the wheel.

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[Hisses]

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Huh? What the...?

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[Groans]

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Jake! Whoa!

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What the...

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Aah!

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Aah!

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Ew. Gross!

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You used me!

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Whoa.

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I trusted you, lich!

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Mathematical.

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Huh?

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Freeze!

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Oh. My power. It's gone!

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Aah!

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Hang on, Finn! Ragh!

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[Breathing heavily]

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Ow. Ow!

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[Clink!]

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Yes. The frost!

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[Laughs] Doh!

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Dude, don't kill him! That's me, kinda.

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Other Finn, just listen at me.

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Your name is Finn Mertens!

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Your best friend is Jake the dog.

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You have a birthmark like a
flaming sideways teardrop...

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In like a really weird place.

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What? What's going on? Bartram?

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Yeah, yeah!
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Your whole thing is you want
to help people, remember?

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We can fix all this.

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[Grumbles]

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It's like the most evil heartburn!

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Jake!

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Get out of the way!

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A man needs a maid! A man needs a maid!
A man needs a maid!

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[Ding!] Woman:<i> Housekeeping.</i>

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[Screams]

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[Sighs]

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[Pants, barks]

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You're welcome!

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Ha! I dunno what he's saying. Let's bounce.

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Prismo, wait.
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We have so much to talk about.

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Oh.

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Prismo, I'm sorry if this
is breaking the rules,

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but you got to help this guy out.

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He's just always gonna be messed
up with that crown around.

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Prismo: Okay, I can try
rearranging some stuff.

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[Mouse clicks] Just a quick cut...

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And... Paste!

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There! Now the ground zero bomb explosion

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should destroy the crown in that reality...

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And... Play.

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So, yeah. This all goes down again...

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Bomb goes off, duh-duh-duh...

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So, yeah. The crown is totally gone.
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Your guy here goes back to normal.

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Aww. [Chomping]

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Huh, that's his family.

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Hey, look how dumb I am in that world.

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Here's me... Woof-woof-woof!

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[Chortles]

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I eat stuff off the ground.

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I dunno, what are dogs
even into these days?

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