Tamil Jokes:

Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

Comepalakrishnan.

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy ?

Subramanium Didn't See Me.

How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?

Ready....Steady.....PO

What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?

Rangamannar Rangarajan.

What is the Tamil name for the tallest building in Japan?

Nikkumo Nikkado (Will it or wont it stand?)

What is the difference between Kunikudi Vaidyanathan &Gandhiji?

One is a violanist,the other is a non-violanist!

Malayalee Jokes:

What do you call an amazing Malayalee?

Pheno Menon.

What do you call a dashing Malayalee?

Debo Nair.
What do you call a Malayalee drunkard?
Kutty Sark.

Why did the Malayalee cross the road?

To join the trade union on the other side.

Sindhi Jokes:

Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?

Because air is free.

What do you call a god fearing Sindhi?

Bhagwandas Godwani.

A Sindhi painter?
Sadarangani.

A Sindhi chef?
Papadmull Kukreja.

A Sindhi electrician?
Voltram Bijlani.

A Sindhi milkman?
Gopal Dudeja.

A Sindhi pest control contractor?

Khatmull Marwani.
A Sindhi casanova?
Prem Kissinchandani.

A Sindhi fire-engine?
Bhambhani.

A Sindhi detergent?
Neelam Rin-dani.

A Sindhi postman?
Mailwani.

A communist Sindhi?
Karl Lal-wani.

A fashionable Sindhi?
Jogio Armani or Primlani.

A heroic Sindhi soldier?

Hiroo Sipahimalani.

A forgetful Sindhi?
Bhulo Bhulchandani.

A fat Sindhi?
Hathiramani

A downtrodden Sindhi?
Nichani.

A corrupt Sindhi?
Chaipani.

A Sindhi fly?
Makhija.

A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor?

Thad-ani.

A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor?

Kriplani.

A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor?

Mar-jani.

Maharashtrian Jokes:

What is a gay Maharashtrian called?

Deccan Queen

What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor?

Sadashiv.

Which Maharashtrians wrote the book 'Apartheid in South Africa?'

Dhaval Gore and Krishnakant Kale.

What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian?

Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate.

Gujju Jokes:

Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film
was a
woman?
Because his name was 'Ben' Kingsley.

Why does the Gujju go to London?

To see his Big Ben.

Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered
tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.

What is a Gujju picnic called?

A snake in the grass.

Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?

Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'

What did the Gujju mean when he said," Maro dikro STATES ma
gayon?"
His son failed in statistics.

Maro dikro Dubai gayo?

My son drowned.

Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on tv?

Be-watch (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)

What do you call a knee less gujju ?

Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)

Bengali Jokes:

An angry Bengali letter?

Chitti-chitti Bong Bong.

A talkative Bengali?
Bulbul Chatterjee.

An outlawed Bengali?
Kanoon Banerjee.

An enlightened Bengali?
Jyoti Basu.

Bengali who works?

A work of fiction.

A stupid Bengali girl?

Balika Buddhu.

A Bengali marriage?
Bedding.
A Bengali voyeur?
Keyhollo.

A mad Bengali?
In Sen.

A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?

Kalidas Guha.

A Bengali mobster?
Robin Ganguli.

A perfumed Bengali?
Chandan Dass.

A Bengali goldsmith?
Shonar Bongla.

What is bigger than the state of Bengal?

The Bay of Bengal

What's bigger than the Bay of Bengal?

The Bengali Ego

When does a Bengali sound like a dog?

When he says Bow(wow)
Also when he bharks(works).

Why was the Bengali fired from being salesman at Raymond's retail
store?
Everytime someone asked him what the material was, he replied
"Terrybool".

MALAYALEES
> > > One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop.
> > > Two Malayalees is a boat race.
> > > Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket.
> > > Four Malayalees is an oilslick.
> > >
> > > TAMILIANS
> > > One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler.
> > > Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad.
> > > Three Tamilians is a classical music school.
> > > Four Tamilians is a Jayalalitha fan club.
> > >
> > > ANDHRAITES
> > > One Andhraite is a cycle-rickshaw driver.
> > > Two Andhraites is a spice shop.
> > > Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit.
> > > Four Andhraites is the Telugu film industry.
> > >
> > > BENGALIS
> > > One Bengali is a rosagulla shop.
> > > Two Bengalis is a black-and-white movie.
> > > Three Bengalis is a Mohun Bagan support group.
> > > Four Bengalis is a Marxist movement.
> > >
> > > RAJASTHANIS
> > > One Rajasthani is a cattle-seller.
> > > Two Rajasthanis is a mason.
> > > Three Rajasthanis is a puppet show.
> > > Four Rajasthanis is a folk dance-drama.
> > >
> > > GOANS
> > > One Goan is Remo Fernandes.
> > > Two Goans is a Feni distillery.
> > > Three Goans is a football club.
> > > Four Goans is an all-night-long beach party.
> > >
> > > MANGALOREANS
> > > One Mangalorean is a supari seller.
> > > Two Mangaloreans can't stand one another.
> > > Three Mangaloreans is an Udupi restaurant.
> > > Four Mangaloreans is a fanatical Konkani Sabha.
> > >
> > > BOMBAYITES
> > > One Bombayite is a hawker.
> > > Two Bombayites is a film industry.
> > > Three Bombayites is a slum.
> > > Four Bombayites is the rush-hour train crowd.
> > >
> > > MAHARASHTRIANS
> > > One Maharashtrian is a bus conductor.
> > > Two Maharashtrians is a kabaddi match.
> > > Three Maharashtrians is a Ganpati procession.
> > > Four Maharashtrians is a Shiv Sena Shakha.
> > >
> > > GUJARATIS
> > > One Gujarati is a share broker in a Mumbai train.
> > > Two Gujaratis is the total chatter in a Mumbai train.
> > > Three Gujaratis is a rummy game in a Mumbai train.
> > > Four Gujaratis is a dandiya-raas session all night long.
> > > KUTCHIES
> > > One Kutchi is a kirana shop.
> > > Two Kutchis is a stationery shop.
> > > Three Kutchis is a saree shop.
> > > Four Kutchis is the entire Bombay retail trade.
> > >
> > > SARDARJIS
> > > One Sardarji is a truck-driver.
> > > Two Sardarjis is a roadside dhaba.
> > > Three Sardarjis is a terrorist outfit.
> > > Four Sardarjis are always found in jokes.
> > >
> > > SINDHIS
> > > One Sindhi is a currency racket.
> > > Two Sindhis is a papad factory.
> > > Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop.
> > > Four Sindhis is a lot of gas around (yeech!).
> > >
> > > BIHARIS
> > > One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav.
> > > Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad.
> > > Three Biharis is a caste killing.
> > > Four Biharis is the total literate population of the state.
> > >
> > > BHAIYYAS
> > > One Bhaiyya is a milkman.
> > > Two Bhaiyyas is a chanawala (or panipuri wala).
> > > Three Bhaiyyas is a temple-destruction squad.
> > > Four Bhaiyyas is a halwai shop.
> > > (And 12 Bhaiyyas is one SMALL family).
> > >
> > > KASHMIRIS
> > > One Kashmiri is a boatman.
> > > Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory.
> > > Three Kashmiris is a tourist agency.
> > > Four Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit.
> > >
> > > KANNADIGAS
> > > One Kannadiga is a coffee estate.
> > > Two Kannadigas is a Udupi restaurant.
> > > Three Kannadigas is a pepper powder factor.
> > > Four Kannadigas is an anti-Cauvery squad.
> > >
> > > PUNJABIS
> > > One Punjabi is chhole-bathure 5 times a week.
> > > Two Punjabis is one bottle of whisky in one night.
> > > Three Punjabis is a public fist-fight.
> > > Four Punjabis is 200 kg of excess weight.
> > >
> > > PARSIS
> > > One Parsi is a sentence punctuated with BC's and MC's.
> > > Two Parsis is a doctor and a lawyer.
> > > Three Parsis is a 75 year old man and his two unmarried sisters.
> > > Four Parsis is half their remaining population.
> > >
> > > PAKISTANIS
> > > One Pakistani is one too many..............