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1840-HYDERABAD
Screenplay with Dialogues ---
Written By
Ankit Shukla

1. EXT/DAY/MONTAGE WITH DIFFERENCE LOCATION

Ghani Wadiyo ke bich music ki awaz gunjati hai. charo taraf ka mausham khushnuma hai.
pahad, jharne, ke bich kuch young couple masti me jhum rahe hai (song play).
[SONG 1]
[Ye ek collage guorp hai. jisme collage boys and girls –Rakshit, Rehaan, Avinash, Veer,
Sarika, Rehaana, Christina aur khushi hai. sab log masti kar rahe hai, nach rahe hai. ]
Cut to
2. EXT-INT - DAY TO EVENING - CAR WITH ROAD
Rakshit, Rehaan, Avinash, veer, sarika, rehaana, Christina aur khushi Apni car me baithte
hai . car me jhumte hue chale ja rahe hai. music ki awaz dhimi hoti chali jati hai. andhera
chhane lagta hai.
road ekdam sunsaan hota hai. jis par car daud rahi hai.
Road par ek admi jo nashe me hain, cycle se aa raha hai car usko pas karke nikal jati hai.
cycle sawar rukta hai. jati car ko dekhta hai. aur kahta hai.
CYCLEWALA
Aaj kal ke bachche bhi, aise car chalate hai jaise,
Wishkey ki bottle ho, full Speed me
Admi nashe me hota hai. tabhi uske samne ek hawa ka bawandar gujarta hai. wo ghabra
jata hai.
Sara nasha utar jata hai. wo ghabraya sa charo tarf dekhta hai. aur fir teji se apni cycle
chalaane lagta hai. ek adarshy saya uska picha karta hai. admi hadbadate hue gir jata hai.
wo adarshy saya uski tarf badhta hai. admi ki chikh nikal jati hai.
CYCLEWALA
(In fear)
Ayyeeeeee…!!!
Wo adrshya saya ek dam teji se camera ke tarf aata hai. …dhammm

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 Title

1840-HYDERABAD

(Main titling – producer, director, writer, dop..etc)

Fade out
3. INT. – MONTAGE SHOT OF SUN
Establish the Sun rise shot.
3 A. INT. – RAKSHIT ROOM – MORNING
Rakshit apne room me soya hua hai. tabhi bahar se uski maa ke awaz dene ki awaz aati hai.
RAKSHIT’S MOTHER (O.S.)
Rakshit, rakshit… kab tak sota rahega,
time dekha hain, 10 baj gaye.. uth
Rakshit angdai todte hue uthata hai apna mobile uthata hai. abhi usme sarika ki aur dusri
bahut si miscall aai hui thi.
RAKSHIT
Sarika was calling!!
RAKSHIT’S MOTHER (O.S.)
(Loudly)
Uth gaya na ?
RAKSHIT
Haan maa, bas 5 minute, me ready hokar aaya…
Rakshit mobile ek taraf rakh, Bed se uchhalte huye uthata hain, aur washroom ko taraf
badh jata hain.
Cut to
4. INT. – RAKSHIT HOME (DINNING ROOM) – MORNING
Dinning table par Rakshit ke papa, uski chhoti bahen baithe hai. Rakshit ki maa kitchen se
unke liye nasta laa rahi hai.
RAKSHIT’S SISTER
Maa, zaldi se nashta do na, late ho raha hain,
kuch hi der me Rakshit ready hokar aa jata hai.
RAKSHIT
Hi!, dad
RAKSHIT’S FATHER

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 Hi! Son
Chhoti bahan ke baalon ko chhedte huye .,
RAKSHIT
Hey Sis…
RAKSHIT’S SISTER
(balon ko chhedne se chidhte huye)
Bhaiya !,
Rakshit ki mother kitchen se nashta lekar aa jati hain,.
RAKSHIT’S MOTHER( to Rakshit)
uthane me kitna samay lagata hai, le nashta kar,
Sabhi nashta kar rahe hain. rakshit nashte ki table par se kabhi milk, kabhi apple to kabhi
butter uthaata hain,
RAKSHIT’S FATHER
(to smile, aankh maarte huye, funny way mein)
Holiday Trip kaisi gayi, son ?
RAKSHIT
Fantastic dad… itni masti ki, ki puchhiye nahi,
everyone enjoy it… aur Sarika ne to had hi kar di…
full to musti dad… aap ko to wahan hona chahiye tha…
Sarika ka name sunkar sab sant ho jate hai, sab Rakshit ki taraf dekhte hai.
RAKSHIT’S FATHER
(chhedte huye)
Sarikaaaaa… whoooooo ?
RAKSHIT
Yun ghoor ghoor ke kya dekh rahe hain,
are main bada ho gaya hoon…
Girl Friend bhi nahi rakh sakta kya !!!
RAKSHIT’S SISTER
Girl Friend!!!, koun hai wo ?
RAKSHIT
Kyun bataun ?
RAKSHIT’S SISTER

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 Abhi bataoge to thik hai, nahi to main pata
To laga hi loongi,,, kyun dad
RAKSHIT’S FATHER
(To Smile)
Pata to laga hi lenge…
RAKSHIT
Dad… Aap bhi na… Kahan is Horn ki baton me aa rahe ho.
RAKSHIT’S SISTER
Dad… dekho na… phir se mujhe horn kaha…
[Rakshit apni bahan ko horn kahta hain, kyonki wo bolti hi rahti hain.]
Bahar se bike ke horn ki awaz aati hai. Rakshit bahar ki tarf jhakta hai.
RAKSHIT’S MOTHER
Le tere friend aa gye,,
Rakshit fatafat nasta khatm karta hai.
RAKSHIT’S MOTHER
Areeee sahi se nashta to kar le…
RAKSHIT
(toast khaate huye)
Kar to liya… Dad paise to dijiye
Rakshit’s Father paise nikaal kar dete hain. Rakshit paise leta hain.
RAKSHIT
Bye Dad… Bye mom… Bye Horn
RAKSHIT’S MOTHER
Aap ne hi ise bigaad rakha hain…
RAKSHIT’S FATHER
(smiles)
abhi nahi karenge to kab karenge… masti…
(aankh marte huye)hamari age me
Rakshit Dinning table se bike key uthata hai.
RAKSHIT’S MOTHER
Jab Rehaan bike se hai, to uske sath kyun nahi chal jata,
Apni bike le jane ki kya zarurat hai

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 RAKSHIT
(bike key nachate huye)
Maa.. Samjha karo…
RAKSHIT’S FATHER
Haan… samajha karo, ab itni mehangi bike
Gur me khadi karne ke liye to li nahi gayi…
Rakshit muskarata hai aur bike key ghumate hue bahar nikal jata hai.

4 A. EXT. – RAKSHIT HOME – MORNING

Bahar Rehaan khada wait kar raha hai. Rakshit aata hai dono me hyfay hoti hai.
REHAAN
Rakshit…kitna time lagata hai tu yaar
RAKSHIT
Hey bro… ab tub hi mat suru ho maa ki tarha
Rakshit apni bike nikalata hai aur fir dono nikal jate hai.
Cut to
5 EXT. – ROAD/BUS STOP – MORNING
Bus stop par kuch log khade wait kar rahe hai. unke bich Sarika aur Rehana bhi khadi hai jo
Rakshit aur Rehaan ka wait kar rahi hai.
SARIKA
(See the Wrist Watch)
Ye dono abhi tak nahi aaye,.. hamesha late karte hai.
REHANA
Mujhe to lagta hai ki usse pehle to bus aa jayegi..
do bus to already chhod di
wo bar bar road ki taraf dekh rahi hai. Tabhi Horn bajate huye Bus aati hai aur chali jati hai.
Sarika aur Rehana Wait kar rahe hain.
Jump Cut to
Sarika aur Rehana Wait kar rahe hain. Dur Rakshit aur Rehaan apni bike se aate dikhayi
dete hai. dono apni bike unke pas rokte hai.
RAKSHIT
(In Style)
hey Sarika… whats up bebs…I’m looking hot na…

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Sarika gusse me hain.
SARIKA
Hot?..Kab se intezar kar rahe hu, teen bus ja chuki hain
Yahan ke feri wale bhi pehchan gye hain…
REHAAN
Ye to achchhi baat hain, raat ke chakhane ka intezam free
Me ho jayega…
RAKSHIT
Raat ki utari nahi, isi liye late ho gaya aur tu
Phir se peene ki baat kar raha hain… dekh nahi
raha madam gurm hain
REHAAN
Tu hot aur Sarika gurm… dekh sambhal kar bike
Par baithana, kahin engine blast na ho jaye…
Rakshit aur Rehaan hansne lagte hai. Sarika aur Rehaana munh bana leti hain.
REHAANA
Ho gaya tum dono ka, ab chale,
Din bhar PJ (Pakau jokes) marte rahte hain
Sarika Rakshit ki aur rehaana Rehaan ki bike par baithati hai aur fir dono bike road par
daudne lagti hai.
Cut to
6. INT. – COLLAGE CAMPUS – DAY
Collage me students aa rahe hai. charo taraf students hi dikahyi de rahe hai kuchh canteen
me bathen hai kuch jaa rahe hai. kuch khade aapas me bate kar rahe hai.
Gate par watchman apne sathi ke sath khada hai. wo chhote chhote kapdo me jati ladkiyo
ko dekhta hai. wo sab par najar marta hai ki aaj ke ladke ladki kaise kapde pahnte hai.
WATCHMAN 1
Yaar pata nahi is desh ka kya hoga..
WATCHMAN 2
Kyo kya hua.. desh ko neta log chala to rahe hai. .. tumko kya preshani hai
WATCHMAN 1
Main netao ke bare me bat nhi kar raha… main bat kar
raha hu in ladko ladkiyo ki .. dekho kaise chote chote kapde pahanne

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 lage hai. samjh nhi aata ki koaun ladki hai kaun ladka..
WATCHMAN 2
Haan ye to tum thik kah rahe ho.. kal mere sath bhi aisa hi hua ..
market me ek ladki ka saman gir gaya.. maine kahan madam
apka saman gir gaya..maga rjaise hi wo palti.. meri hawa tit..
WATCHMAN 1
Acha kyo..
WATCHMAN 2
Wo palti to dekha wo ladki nhi ladka tha
Dono hansne lagte hai.

7. INT. – COLLAGE CANTEEN – DAY

Canteen me kuch student baithe kha rahe hai kuch baithe bat kar rahe hai. canteen owner
table ke pas khada sabse pasie le raha hai. waiter baithe students ko order de raha hai.
Counter ke pas veer bhi khada hai.
Veer
Or kitna time lagega.. chachcha bahut tej bhukh lagi hai…
Owner
Are .. kya bat kar raha hai… abhi tak nhi diya …
Veer mayus sa muh banata hai.
Owner conti..
Are ramu … kahan mar gaya…
Ramu table par order le raha hai.
Ramu
Kya lau bhaiya biloye…
Students
Do catting chai… malai mar ke
Ramu chala jata hai. ramu ki owner ki awaz sunai deti hai. wo teji se counter ki tarf badhta
hai.
Ramu
Kyo chilla rahe hai… kam bhi nhi karne dete .. fir bolte hai kam nhi karta
Owner

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 Kam ke bachche … tune veer ka parcal lakar diya …tujhe pata hai na veer bhukh bardasht
nhi kar sakta…
Ramu
Are bap re.. main to bhul gaya.
Owner aur ramu do ankkho hi ankho me ishara karte hai. ramu teji se andar jata hai. aur
teji se veer ka khana lekar aata hai. ramu aur owner rahat ki sans lete hai.
Tabhi Suni aur uske dosto ki canteen me entry hoti hai. jo college ka awara , badmash ladka
hai. woe k chair table ke pas baithe students ko uthata hai. veer jane lagata hai.
Suni
Are o.. Fattu.. kya lekar ja raha hai…
Veer
Tumse matlab… tum apna kam karo.. samjhe
Veer jane ko hota hai to suni usko rokta hai.
Suni
Bahut charbi chadh gayi hai tum sabko.. abhi utaru kya..
Veer
A hath hatha… warna mera bhai aa gaya na .. to tum no do gaya ho jaoge..
Tabhi dur se dekhte owner aur ramu aa jate hai aur dono ko alag karte hai.
Owner
Are .. ye kya kar rahe ho… suni beta chod na … veer ja tu..a ramu …suni ke liye thandi lassi
la
Ramu
Ji malik
Owner
Aur kuch chahiye
Suni
Hana kuch khane ko tikha bhi .. aur bhai logo tumko kya chhaiye
Suni friend 1
Mere liye ek masala dhosa..
Sb ordr dene lagte hai.. ramu likh raha hai aur owner ki tarf dekh raha hai. owner aur ramu
chale jate hai.
Suni friend 2
Bhai is Rakshit ka kuch karna padega ..
Suni friend 3

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 Haan bhai aajkal ye log bahut uchhal rahe hai.
Suni
Chinta mat karo uska bhi jald hi intjam ho jayega..
8. INT. – COLLAGE CAMPUS – DAY
Campus ke ek kinare Rakshit ke dost, Avinash, ke sath Christina aur khushi khade hai.
teeno khade unka intjar kar rahe hai. avinash hamesha filmy mood me rahta hai.
AVINASH
Rakshit kabhi time par aa jaye to samajhon
Time pichhe ho jaye…
CHRISTINA
Don’t worry, aa hi jayega…
AVINASH
Aa to jayega, aayega nahi to jayega kahan, par
Time ki bhi kimat hoti hai
KHUSHI
Ooohhooo filmy dialogue ‘Time ki bhi kimat hoti hai’
Tabhi khane ka saman hath me liye aur kuch khate hue veer wahan aata hai.
VEER
Kya koi film dehne ka plan ban raha hai kya…
AVINASH
Lo aa gaya …Ek aane me time paas karta hain, dusra khate khate
Time paas karta rahta hain…
Khushi aur Crishtina hans dete hain.
VEER ( little angry)
Dekh mujhe jo kahna hai kah le, mere khaane
Par nazar nahi lagane ka…
AVINASH
Chup kar Angry Bird kahi ka…
CRISHTINA
Angry bird ya Bhkhkhad Bird…
Sabhi hanste hain.
VEER

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 Haan, haan, bol lo, ek din mujhe bhi mauka milega
KHUSHI
Wo din kab aayega janab, jab khaane se fursaat
Milegi… tab…
AVINASH
(Put on the hand in the soulder of Veer)
ek baat bata… tum itna sab kuchh khata rahta hain,
ter ghar ka tank to har mahine khali karwana padta hoga…
CHRISHTINA
Tank mean ?
Khushi ishare se potty tank batati hain.
VEER
Dekh avinash ek baar bol diya ki khaane ke bare me matt
Bolna nahi to…
Tabhi wahan professor Gulati nikalte hain. veer ki baat sunte hain, veer ki or dekhte hain.
Avinash, Khushi, Crishtina shant khade ho jate hain.
PROFESSOR GULATI
Nahi to kya ?, din bhar chabad chabad
Jitna khaate ho, agar itna padh bhi lete to
Aaj pass hokar khud ki khaane ki factory daal lete
Abinash, Khushi, Crishtina ko professor ki baat par hansi aa jati hain.
PROFESSOR GULATI
Aur tum log, koi kaam nahi, din bhar
Yahan hihihi, wahan hihihi, aur jahan dekho
Hihihi…. Ye hhihi kya hain ?
AVINASH
Sorry sir…
PROFESSOR GULATI
Sorry chhodo, class mein chalo… nahi to yahi
Lecture de dunaga…
Avinash, khushi, Crishina, veer Charon jaane lagte hain.
PROFESSOR GULATI

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 Wahan kahan, idhar…
Avinash, khushi, Crishina, veer mudkar class ki jaane lagte hain. professor aage nikal jata
hain.
AVINASH (tap to Veer)
teri wajah se fans gaye bachchu…
VEER
(having the some thing)
meri wajah se… abe saale itni der se meri
lene par pade the, ab chalo class lo…
Avinash, khushi, Crishina, veer Charon class ja rahe hain.

9. INT./EXT. – COLLAGE CAMPUS – DAY

Campus me Rakshit aur Rehaan ki bike ki entry hoti hai. Parking me bike khade karte hain.
Sakrika, Rehana bhi hai sath me.
Rehaan
(park the bike)
saale teri wajah se aaj bhi late ho gaye
Sarika
Isna to roj ka natak hain, Mumbai ki local time
Par aa sakti hai, par ye nahi
Rakshit
Ab bas bhi karon, time ke liye time time par
Maarne lag jaate ho,
Rehana hans deti hain.
Sarika
Ab chale class ya uske liye bhi muharat
Nikalwana padega…
Rakshit aur Rehaan campus me idhar udhar dekhte hain.
Rehana
Ab kya dhudh rahe ho ?
Rehaan
Saale wo Charon nahi dikh rahe…
Rakshit

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 Kahi time pass kar rahe honge
Sarika
Ho na ho, zarur class mein honge, charo
Rehana
Charon nahi paanchon bolo…
Rehaan
Panchon koun ?
Rehana
Veer aur uska khaana… ho gaye na paanch..
Rakshit, Sarika, Rehaan, Rehana hanste hain,
Sarika
Ab chale na… chass…
Rakshit
Thik hai baba… chalo class bhi kar hi lete hain…
Charon class ki or badh jate hain.
10. INT. – CLASSROOM – DAY
Class room me sab students baithe hai . kuch masti kar rahe hai. Tabhi class room me
professor aata hai. Students abhi bhi apne me hi busy hi. Professor dhire se unke pass jata
hai.
Boy 1
Abe suna hai nayi series aa rahi rahi hai ?
Boy 2
Kiski hai ?
Boy 1
Kiss ki hai…
Boy 2
Wahi to puchh raha hoon kiski hai ?
Boy 1
Bola to Kiss ki hai…
Professor Gulati
Bol to raha hai kiss ki hai…
Boy 2
(Ignore the Professor)

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 Amma tum hatto,
Kuch apni gf ke sath romantic ho rahe hai.
Boy 3
Jaanu aaj shaam ko ho jaye ?
Girl 1
Jab dekho shaam ko ho jaye ho jaye ?
Main doctor doctor khel kar thak gayi hoon
Boy 3
(pass the kiss)
to doctor doctor ki jagah chor-police khel lenge
Professor Gulati
Chor-police kyun professor-student na khel lo…
Boy 3 professor ko dekhta hi nahi hain.
Boy 3
(ignore the professor)
ab tum bataoge ki hum kya khele…
Professor Gulati
Hunnnn….
Tabhi wo jor se chillata hai.
Professor Gulati
(Shouting)
ek ek ki class laga dunga…
Sab hadbadate hue sahi se baith jate hai. Class ka shor sant ho jata hai.
Professor Gulati
Punishment to milegi… zarur milegi…
All Students stand up…
Professor unhe panish deta hai. Sab students khade ho jate hai. Tabhi peon aata hain.
Peon
Main andar coming karun sirrrrrr….
Professor Gulati
(looks the peon)
haaan, haan… aa jao,.

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Peon andar aa jata hain.
Professor Gulati
Bolo… kya hain ?
Peon
Sirrrrr…. Aap ko principal sirrrr ne
Coming kiya hai ?
Veer
Coming means ?
Avinash
Are bulaya hai… ise hamesha English
Ka bhoot sawar rahta hain…
Professor Gulati
Tum chalo main aata hoon…
Peon
Okkk sirrrrr….
Professor Gulati
Main yun gaya aur yun aaya… aur kisi ne
Masti ki to uska masala chaat bana dunga
Professor chala jata hai.
Boy 4
Professor ki dum… masala chaat banayega…
Iski to maa ki behan ki… chatani…
Boy 2
Are chhod na… uska to roj ka hain
Boy 3
(to girl)
to aaj shaam ka program fix hai na ?
Girl
(Innocently)
program ka to pata nahi, par chor-police
fix hai…
avinash

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 is professor ka ye roj roj ka drama ho gaya hai
veer
(khaate huye)
sahi kaha boss…
Class room me rakshit aur Rehaan ke sath sarika aur rehana ki entry hoti hai.
Avinash
(to rakshit)
heyyyy rakshit…
rakshit, Rehaan, Sarika, Rehana sabhi avinash ke paas jate hai.
Rakshit
Ab kya hua ?
Avinash
Ye saala Gulati… punishment par punishment
De raha hain, jaise PS chala raho ?
Veer
PS matalb ?
Rehaan
Punishment site yaa… tu zyada dimag matt
Laga bas khata rahe…
Rakshit
Iska to kuchh karna hoga, nahi to ye
Yun hi saal bhar band bajata rahega… Gulati
Gul-Gul aatiiiii…
Rakshit apne dosto ke sath plan banata hai. (Musical Treatment)
Sab sunkar khush hote hai.
Rehaan
Ye sahi hai boss…
Avinash
Ab aayega professor Gul Gul aatiiii… ko

11. INT. – CLASSROOM – corridor- DAY

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Corridor me students aa ja rahe hai. Kuch students’ khade bate kar rahe hai. Tabhi sabki
najar miss fadke par padti hai jo ek teacher hai. Sari pahne wo aa rahi hai. Aas pas aate jate
students aur dusre college ke staff aahe bahar rahe hai. Tabhi professor BB Das ki najar us
par padti hai jo us par fida hai.
Miss fadke ko bich me hi dusre teacher rok late hai.
Professor Gulati
Hello miss Fadke…
Miss Fadke
Hello Professor Gulati Sir… aap yun gusse me kyun dikh rahe hain ?
Professor Gulati
(smiles)
Gusse mein aur main, areeee areee nahi bilkul bhi
Nahi… main to bus yun hi wo kya kahte hai.. apa ko dekh
Fadakane lagta hoon…
Miss fadke
What ?
Gulati
Nahi nahi kuchh nahi…
Tabhi wahan Professor BB Das aa jate hain.
Professor BB Das
Hello Miss faad-ke
Miss Fadke
(lovely tone)
Miss Faad-ke nahi Fadke boliye…
Professor BB Das
Ohhhh so so so sorry…
Professor BB Das
(to Gulati)
sir aap ko to Principal sir ne bulaya tha…
Professor Gulati
Haan haan… par Ab Miss fadke zada zaruri hai
Ya Principal sabab
Professor BB Das

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 Dekh lijiye Naukari zyada zaruri hai ya chhoooo…
Professor Gulati
(hadbadakar)
arre aree main principal sahib se milkar aata hoon…
bye bye miss Fadke…
Professor Gulati wahan se nikal jata hain.
Professor BB Das
Miss aap se kuch kahna tha ?
Miss fadke
Boliye na ?
Professor BB Das
(Romantically)
wo wo wo main… aap se ye kahna chaah
Tabhi rakshit aur uski team aa jati hai. Wo sab professor ko dekhte hai jo miss fadke ko
dkeh rahe hai. Professor BB Das ki baat beech me katate huye kahta hain.
Rakshit
Good morning sir… good morning ma’am
BB Das
(hadbadakar)
Good morning, tum log yahan kya kar rahe ho ?
Miss fadke
Good morning students…
Rehaan
Wahi sir jo aap kar rahe hain ?
Sarika
(Smiles)
Ma’am ek question puchhna tha ? abhi batayengi
Ya baad mein,
(BB Das ko dekhkar)
agar bussyyy ho to.
Miss fadke
Nahi nahi, bilkul bhi busy nahi hoon… bolo sarika

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 Kya problem hain ?
BB Das yun rakshit uski gang ke aa jane se pareshaan hain.
BB Das
Rakshit tum logon ko padhai nahi karni kya ?
Rakshit
Karni to hai sir, par jab padhane wale hi busy ho
To kaise karenge padhai ?
BB Das
Chalo chalo tum log class me chalo main abhi aata hoon
BB Das jaise hi Miss fadke ki or mudte hai, Miss fadke sarika ke sath ja rahi hain. rakshit aur
uski gand bhi chupake se wahan se nikal leta hai. BB Das Miss fadke ko dekh Dream mein
kho jata hain.
BB Das
Heyyyy, kitni kitni kitni hi faad-ke hai misssss…
Flashback
Professor BB Das aur Miss Fadke college corridor me akele hai aur dance kar rahe hain.
[Musical Treatment]
Flashback back
Professor BB Das dream mein khoye huye hai, tabhi Peon aata hain.
Peon
(BB DAS KE KAAN ME)
Sirrrrr….
BB Das chaunk jata hain, uska dream toot jata hain.
BB Das
(gusse mein)
haan kya hai ?
Peon
Sirrrr… you to principal coming…
BB Das
Thik thik… aata hoon…
Peon
(jaate huye)
okkkk sirrrrrr…

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BB Das bhi principal ke cabin ki or badh jate hain.

12. INT. – OTHER PLACE – DAY

Professor miss fadke ke sath hai. [slow motion] Ek dam hero ke tarah miss fadke ko
romance kar raha hai.
Tabhi miss fadke use uske sapne se jagati hai.
Miss fadke
Hello BB Das ji
BB Das
(jagate huye)
ohhh sorry sorry.. hi sir... ohh hi miss faad-ke
miss fadke
miss faad-ke nahi fadke boliye na
BB Das
Miss jab bhi aap ko dekhta hoon… yun hi ho
Hi jata hai… aap itni beautiful jo hai…
Miss fadke smile pass karti hai. aur wahan se nikal jati hai.
Professor aahe bharta hai girne lagta hai. Rakshit unhe thamta hai.
Rakshit
Sambhalkar sir… nahi to aap gire huye kahlayenge
BB Das
What ?
Rakshit
Sir what chhodiye… aur ye suniye miss fadke aap
Ko smile pass karke gayi hai…
BB Das
Toh ?
Rakshit
Iska matlab hua ki wo bhi aap ko wo karti hai
BB Das
(loving tone)
kya karti hai miss faad-ke

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 rakshit
faad-ke nahi, fadke… achchha wo chhodiye, are wahi
jisse jisse…
BB Das romantic ho raha hain.
BB Das
Achchha wahi…. Loveee naa…
Rakshit
Haan sir…

Professor bhul jata hai ki wo collage me hai aur students ke sath wo bhi aise behave karte
hai ki wo unke dost hai. Dusre students khade dekh rahe hai muskra rahe hai. Tabhi
rakshit ko piche se college ke principal aate dikhai dete hai.
Rakshit
(thoda pichhe jakar)
haan sir… sahi hai sir….
Rakshit dhire se nikal jata hai. Jabki professor ko pata nhi chalta. Principal uske piche
aakar khada ho jata hai. Professor bina unhe dekhe bolata hai.
BB Das
(aankhe bandkarke feel karte huye)
to to main use bol doon… Ilu… matlab love you
Rakshit ka koi jawab nahi aata hai. Jaise hi professor piche mudkar dekhta hai. Jo socked
hota hai principal ko dekhkar. Wo sakpakata hai.
Principal
Kisse Ilu bol rahe hai…
BB Das
(hadbadakar)
wo wo main to ye kah raha tha ki Ye lo…
na ki Ilu…
principal
kisse kah rahe the ye lo…
BB Das
Wo, are kahan gaye sare students… unhe hi to
Bol raha tha… achchha main jata hoon, class ka time ho gaya…

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Professor bahana bana kar wahan se nikalta hai.
College ki final ball bajti hai. sab students baha rkinal jate hai.
Cut to
13. INT. – SUNI ROOM – NIGHT
Sani aur uske dost baithe huye hain. party kar rahe hain.

Sani friend 1

Yaar college mein ek se badhkar ek items hai,

par saala tab bhi hum yun hi ghoomte rahte hain.

Sani

Sahi kar raha hai, wo Rakshit chaar chaar

ghoomata rahta hain

Sani friend 2

Par uski wali to sarika hain, baki ki

setting kisi aur ki hai,

Sani

Setting kisi ko bhi ho, par maze bade degi…

ek baar aa gayi to mauj hi mauj samajho…

Sani friend 3

(after drunk)

yaar… ek baar hath hi lagane ko mil jaye,

to bhi chalega ye Christina ka address kya hai ?

Sani friend 2

kisi hostel me rahti hai, jab

kahe utha lete hai..

Sani

abe saalo aesi harkaten kyun karna jab

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 khud chhori mil rahi ho,

Sani friend 3

par mil kaha rahi hai…

wahi to rona hai… bhai…

Sani

(pag peete huye)

milegi, bas mere sath yun hi

raho sab milega…

Sani ke chehre par muskaan aa jati hain.

14. INT. – CLASSROOM – DAY

Dusre classroom me students baithe padh rahe hai. Professor DB BooB unhe padha rahe
hai jo chote kad ke hai. Chair par chadh kar board par likh rahe hai. Student unhe dekh rahe
hai aur unhe dekh hans bhi rahe hai.
Student 1
Sir ka bhi na… height me kam hain, phir bhi
Padhai ki fight me dumm hi dumm jagaye ja rahe hain…
Student 2
Sir height me kam hai, par unka height me kam nahi hoga…
Kyun kya kahte ho…
Sabhi hanste hain. Wo chair se utarte hai sbko likhne ko bolte hai.
DB boob
Silence, jo samane likha hai use fatafat
Notebook par copy paste kar lo… samajh gaye…
Students
Yess sir…
Sabhi students ek sath bolte hai. DB boob hadbada jate hain.
DB boob
Okkk… silence

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Wo student ke bich round-up karte hai. ek ladka masti kar raha hain. DB boob use dekh lete
hain.
DB book
You…yess you stand up
ladke ko uthate hai. Wo bahut lamba hota hai. Boob use dekhte hai. unhe puri garden
uthakar us ladke ko dekhni pad rahi hain. students silently hans rahe hain. DB boob idhar
udhar dekhte hain. iske baad dusre ladke se kahte hain.
DB boob
Pick up, me…
Ladka samajh nahi paata hain.
Ladka 1
Kya sir ?
DB boob
(loudly)
ab uthaao mujhe…
ladka use uthaata hain. DB boob pehle ladke ko jor ka chaata manrte hain. pehla ladka gir
jata hai, to dikhta hai ki usne lambe boot pehan rakhe the.
Sabhi students hanste hain.
DB boob
Silent!!!!
Tabhi Bell ki aawaz gunjati hai.
Cut to

15. INT. – canteen – DAY

Canteen me rakshit aur sarika apne dosto ke sath baithe hue hai. masti chal rahi hai sab log
veer aur khushi ka wait kar rahe hai.
Rakshit
Ye bhukkhad kaha rah gaya ?
Avinash
Uski chhodo, ye abhi tak khushi bhi to nahi aayi hai
Rehaan
Udhar dekho…
Canteen owner kisi se lad raha hain. Canteen owner unhe dekhta aur pakdta hai.
Canteern owner

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 Abe jhumaru… dekh us launge ne paise nahi diye,
Jhumaru (waiter)
Abhi pakadta hoon use…
Waiter aata aur student ko pakdta hai.
Waiter (Jhumaru)
Are bhaiya ji khaya piya, sab hazam kar liya,
Bill ke paise ?
Student 1
Khaya piya to par hazam nahi kiya…
(Valley dikhate huye)
ye dekhon pura khaali hain
jhumaru (waiter)
jab jeb khaali hai, to canteen kahe khaali
karne chale aaye, koi khairat bant rahi hai, ya
bhandara chal raha hain…
student 2
(dukhi mann se)
jhumaru bhaiya… ab aap bhi aesi baat karenge,
kya kabhi paise diye bina gaye hain,
canteen owner bhi wahan pahuch jata hain.
canteen owner
kya hua ?
jhumaru
ro raha hai, kah raha hai ki paise nahi hai ?
canteen owner
paise nahi hai, jab jeb thi khali to kahe chale aaye
yun munh uthaakar mawaali…
student 1
aisa na kahe, ghar se paise mangwane hi wala tha,
(rote huye)
par maa ko pet mein dard ho gaya… babu ji unhe lekar
hospital gaye to pata chala ki operation karna padega, ab

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 aap hi bataiye… babu ji hospital ka bill bhare ya canteen ka ?
student 1 ki baat par canteen owner emotional ho jata hain…
student 1
bhaiya ji ab aap hi kahe ki main kya karun, kahe to
canteen ki plates dho doon….
Jhumaru
Haan haan, chalo paltes hi do do… saala khairati maal
Samajh rakha hain,
Canteen owner
(emotional hokar)
jhumaru tu chup rah… beta jao, jab paise ho tab de dena,
ab maa kaisi hain ?
student 1
(happly)
maa ?, (remembering) achchha maa ab thik hai, par
hospital mein hain,
canteen owner
achchha tum jao… shaam ko bhi aa jana khaane ke liye
student 1 aur student 2 chale jate hain.
canteen owner
bechara… (jhumaru ko dandte huye) dekha nahi bechara
pareshan hai aur tu hai ki usase plates saaf karwa raha tha
jhumaru
bhaiya ji… aap samajh nahi rahe…
tab tak rakshit aur gang wahan aa jate hain.
rakshit
ka ho jhumaru kya hua ?
jhumaru
chuna laga kar chale gaye, aur bhaiya ji hai ki
pareshan ho rahe hain…
avinash
(to owner)

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 bhaiya ji uuu kaa bola ?
canteen owner
are wo bolega kaa… uski maa bimar hain, aur ye jhumaru hai
usse paise mang raha hai, bechare ke babu ji hospital ka
bill bharenge ya canteen ka…
rakshit and gang hanste hain.
rakshit
bhaiya ji ye nahi puchhe ki koun se number wali maa
bimar hain ?
owner
(Surprisely)
koun se number wahi se kaa matalab, maa to ek hi
hoti hai…
Rehaan
Hoti to ek hi hai, par uski to maa kab ki is
Duniya se ja chuki hain… aur uske babu ji ne
Teen shadiyan kar rakhi hain…
Owner
(Shouking)
kyaaa… saala chuna laga gaya…
jhumaru
hum to wahi bol hi rahe the…
Sab hanste hai. canteen owner aur jhumaru chale jate hain. rakshit aur gang baith jate hai.
Tab tak veer bhi aa jata hai aur aate hi khane ko mangta hai ki use bahut tej bhukh lagi hai..
Avinash
Le aa gaya bhukkhad…
Veer
Heyyyy bahut der ho gayi… saale professor gulati
Ne pakad liya tha…
Rehaan
Pakad liya tha, tb to bahut maza aaya hoga…
Sabhi hanste hain.

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 Veer
Yaar bahut tej bhookh lagi hain… kuchh khaane ke
Liye mangwaao na…
Rehana
Kyun gunati ne nahi khilaya ?
Sarika
Kaise khilata, pakad jo rakha tha…
Sabhi phir se hanste hain.
Veer
Yaar dekho, masti baad me kar lena par pehle
Kuchh khila to do…
Avinash
Haan, haan, pehle ise khila do, nahi to saala
Bhookh se tadapkar marr jayega…
Rakshit
Ok bhai… (to waiter) jhumaru jo bhi
Thanda-Garma ho le aao…
Jhumaru
(dur se hi)
thande mein ice-cube aur garam mein Red-chilli hain…
le aaun…
sabhi hanste hain..
veer
abe saale jhumaru… wahi aakar red-cilli ki tarah laal kar
dunga… zindagi bhar ice-cube ki tarah pighalta rahega…
chal zaldi se jitne bhi samosa ho le aao…
sabhi hans rahe hain. kuchh der me jhumaru 10 samose lekar aata hain.
veer
abe kewal mere liye hi lekar aaya hain, ye
sabhi yahan dholak bajane aaye hai
jhumaru veer ka munh dekhta hain. phir samosa ki plate ki 10 samose to sabke liye lekar
aaya hoon, bhukkhad akele khayega. Jhumaru munh banate huye chala jata hain.

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 Jump Cut to
Dekhte hi dekhte table par plates ka ther lag jata hai. canteen owner baitha sab hairani se
dekh raha hai. waiter jhumaru bhi late late thak jata hai. uske sabhi dost aur aaspas ke log
ankhe fadke dekh rahe hai. waiter thak kar wahan baith jata hai.
Cut to
kitchen me sab khali ho jata hai.
cut to
canteen owner veer ke pas aata hai. wo veer ko gaur se dekh raha hain. veer lambi Dakar
leta hai aur bolta hai.
Veer
Kuchh rahat mili….
Canteen owner
Kuchh rahat mili… matlab aur kuchh bhi
Khana hain ?
Veer
Abe nahi, ab jo bhi khana hai, wo party me
Khana hain, kyun aaj party hai na….!
Sabhi hairani se dekh rahe hain. canteen owner ke paas bahut hi lamba bill hain. wo use bhi
dekhta hai.
rakshit aur baki sab use dekhte hai.
avinash
tumjhe to apne sath lejana hi bekar hai
kisi din iski ye bhukh hame marva degi.
Rakshit canteen owner ko pasie deta hai.
Rakshit
Bhaiya ji itne hi hai, baki ka samajh hi gaye honge
Canteen owner
Haan samajh gaya… hisab mein likh loon,
Jab kumbhakaran saath ho to paise kam pad hi
Jayenge…
Veer ek lambi Dakar leta hain. rakshit aur gang wahan se nikal jate hain.
Canteen owner pass baithe thake hue waiter jhumaru ko uthata hai.
Canteen owner

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 Abe jhumaru chal kaam par lag ja, sari
Plates utha, shaam ko wo launde aate hi honge
Sabhi paltes saaf karwakar unki maa yaad karwa dunga…
Jhumaru plates dekh hairani se lambi sans lete huye plates uthane lagta hain.
Cut to
16. INT. – CLASSROOM – DAY
Class Room me sab baithe hai. unke samne sabhi professor aur principal khade hai.
professor miss Fadke ke paas hi BB das khade hain. jo baar baar Miss Fadke ked dhire dhire
karib ja rahe hain. uske paas hi professor DB Boob chhote se kad ke khade hain. jo baar
baar BB das ko ishare se hata rahe hain.
Principal ko aawaz room me gunja rahi hai.
Principal
Students… is baar bhi har baar ki tarah hi
College annual day par celebration hoga aur
Us celebration me stage show hoga, har baar ki
Tarah hi is baar bhi rakshit aur gang is stage show me
Dance karenge…
Sabhi students hurre karte hain. rakshit aur gang khush hain.
Par kuchh duri par kuchh ladke khade hain jo rakshit aur gang ko dekh kar gusse mein
hain.
Gang leader
Saala rakshit… is baar bhi hero bann gaya…
Samane principal bol raha hain.
Principal
Silence… haan to is baar doom-dhadaka hoga… sabhi
Apne apne parents ko bhi lekar aayenge… unhe bhi to
Lagna chahiye ki college mein padhai ke sath masti bhi
Hoti hai…
Stundets
(all)
okkkkk sirrrr…
principal
then enjoy the students…

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Room me taliyo ki awaz gunjane lagti hai. par leader gang ke log gusse mein wahan se nikal
jate hain.
Professor BB das
(to miss fadke)
miss faad-ke is bar maza aayega
miss fadke
sir miss faad-ke nahi, miss fadke…
professor DB boob hansne lagte hain.
DB boob
Maze karenge… naam to sahi se le nahi paate…
Miss fadke aur DB boob hanste hain. BB das ka munh ban jata hain.
Cut to
17. INT. – stage hall – DAY
Hall me taliyo ki awaz gunjati hai. pura hall bhara hua hai. stage par professor DB boob aur
Miss Fadke khadi hain. DB boob mice ke samane hai, aur chair par khade hain, unke paas hi
miss fadke bhi khadi hain. samne chair par principal aur dusre professor baithe hai.
Professor BB das samane baithe hai unka munh bana hua hai kyonki unhe miss fadke ke
sath stage par announcement karne ko nahi mil raha hain. dusri chair par Rakshit aur unke
dosto ke mata pita ke sath baki students ke mata pita bhi baithe hai.
DB boob
Aaj hmare college ke annual day celebration mein
Aap sabhi ka swagat hain…
Taliyan bajati hain.
Miss fadke
Yahan aaye students aur unke parents ko bata de ki
Hamare college annual Day celebration ki dhoom haar
Saal ki tarah is saal bhi hogi,
sab bahut khush hai.
17 A. INT. – back stage – DAY
Stage ke piche Rakshit aur uskw friends hote hai. thode se narvas hai. kuch utsahit hai.
kuch funny lag rahe hai.
Rakshit
Friends… aaj aesi masti dhamal machana hai,
Sabko jhumane par mazboor kar dena hai…

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 Avinash
Hip hip
All
Hurrreeee…..
Stage par announcer ki awaz aa rahi hai.
Miss Fadke (os)
To ab aap ke samane dance show lekar aa rahi
Hai rakshit aur gang ki team…
DB boob (os)
Enjoy everyone….
Taliya gunjati hai.
17 B. INT. – stage hall – DAY
Stage par Professor DB boob aur Miss fadke khadi hai. taliya baj rahi hai.
Rakshit apna gitar aur apne sabhi dosto ke sath stage par aata hai. Rakshit ko dekh uske
dad seeti bajate hai sab unhe dekhte hai. sab hudding karte hai.
Rakshit apne principal ki taraf dekhta hai aur fir sarika ko dekh apne gitar par hath lagata
hai aur song bajta hai…
[Song 2] [Musical Treatment]
Cut to
17 C. INT. – college campus – class room – canteen – DAY (montage with song)
Sabhi jagah song play hota hai sabhi students ke sath-sath sabhi professor aur principal bhi
unke sath jhumne, nachne gane lagte hai. full masti hoti hai. miss fadke aur mr. Boob bi sath
me nachte hai. usi ke sung Professor BB das bhi naach rahe hain.
[Song 2] [Musical Treatment]
Fade out
18. INT.EXT. – CANTEEN – DAY
Christina akeli baithi hai. Mobile par chat kar rahi hai. Tabhi Sani aur uske dost aakar baith
jate hain. Christina unhe dekhti hai aur uthkar jaane lagti hai.

Sani
Hi christina baitho na, kahan ja rahi ho
Christina
Hi… wo kaam yaad aa gya wahi ja rahi thi..
Sani friend 1

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 Kabhi hamare sang bhi kaam kar liya karo…
hum mein bhi wo hai, jo un sabme hain
Christina
What ?, kya kah rahe ho ?
Sani
(apne friend ko dantte huye)
heyyy… yun ladki se baat karte hain,
Sani friend 2
to bhai kaise kahte hai ?
Sani
(chriestina ka hath pakad kar)
yun pakad kar…
Christina apne hath ko chhudakar jordaar thappad Sani ke munh par maati hain.
Christina
Sani apni limit me raho, ye college hai koi
tumhara pub nahi jo ladki ka hath pakad liya,
aur yun mister agar dubara chhedne ki
koshish bhi ki na to aesi jagah marungi
ki zindagi bhar dhudhta rahega…
Christina wahan se nikal jati hain, Sani aur uske dost gusse me dekh rahe hain, canteen me
aur log bhi wo sabhi dekhne lagte hain .

19. EXT. – COLLEGE OUTSIDE – DAY

Rakshit aur uski gang khadi hai, wahan Christina aati hai, uske chehre par gussa hain.
Rakshit
Kahan rah gayi thi ?, tumhe message to kiya tha, ki hum log canteen nahi aa rahe, college
gate par aa jao…
Christina
(Angrily)
are wo chootiye mil gaye the,
Avinash
Koun chutiye ?
Christina

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 Are wahi Sani aur uski gang… saale mujhe canteen me chhed rahe the, unhe pata nahi ki
main bhi
Rehaan
(laughs)
sherani hoon… jungle ki…
sabhi hanste hain, par Christina ke chehre par gussa hain.
rakshit
kya hua Christina yun gusse me kyun ho ?
Christina
Yaar, wo mujhe chhed rahe hai aur tum logon ko hasi aa rahi hain…
Khushi
Aisa hai to abhi chal kar maza chakha dete hain,,,
Rehaana
are chill kar Christina unka kaam hi hai aese college mein aakar bhandagiri karna… chhod
na…
Christina
Nahi yaar aese hi to chhodti aa rahi hoon, teen baar ho chukka hai, wo Sani ka bhaand wala
dost hai na, saala aese dekhta hai jaise kapadon ke sath hi khaa jayega…
Christina ki baat sun rakshit bike se utaarta hai aur college me jaane lagta hain.
Sarika
Rakshit kya hua kahan ja rahe ho ?
Rakshit
Unhe unki aukat dikhaane…
Avinash
Sahi hai boss… ruk main bhi aata hoon.,
Sarika, khushi, rehaana, sabhi daudkar rakshit ko rokte hain.
Sarika
Are ruko, yun college me ladoge to rusticate ho jaoge…
Rakshit
Nahi, Christina sahi kah rahi hai, unhe dekhna hi padega
sarika
maine kab kaha ki unhe chhod do, par yun nahi, unhe to planning se sabak sikhaate hain,
apni aukat par aa jayenge sani…
Khushi
Haan sarika sahi kah rahi hai
Rehaan
Bro yun gussa chhod, unke liye plan karke unhe dikhaate hai ki masti kya hoti hai…
Rakshit shant ho jata hain.
Christina
Rakshit, plan banakar unhe ladki chhedne ka maza dikhate hain.

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Sabhi paas me aate hain, aur koi plan banaate hain, uske baad sabhi hanste hain.
20. INT. – CLASSROOM – DAY
Classroom me miss fadke padha rahi hai. aaj bhi uske saree pahni hai, jisme wo hot lag rahi
hai. sab student usko hi dekh rahe hai. miss fadke borad par kuch likh rahi aur apni adaao
se palat palat kar dekh rahi hai.
Miss fadke
Students… ise note kar lo…
Sabhi students miss fadke ko dekh kar aahen bhar rahe hain.
Miss fadke
(to avinash)
Avinash… to tum batao cleopatra koun thi ?
Avinash
(miss fadke ko dekhkar)
ma’am aap ki tarah hi khubsurat, lagne wali
ek Egypt ki raani thi…
miss fadke apni tarif sun itrane lagti hain.
miss fadke
okkk… aur kuchh batao?
avinash
(thinking)
ma’am unke bare me ya aap ke bare me
sabhi hans lete hain.
avinash
ma’am aaj aap bahut, bole to shaandar, mast-maal, lag rahi hai
sabhi hanste hain.
miss fadke
what ?, kya kaha avinash ?
avinash
(baat sambhalte huye)
ma’am khubsurat lag rahi hai… khubsurat,
aap ki aankhe, aap ke hoth… matlab aap ka chehra…
sab khubsurat hai…
miss fadke

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 wo to main roj hi lagti hu. Koi nai bat batao.
Pichhe se aawaz aati hain.
Student 5 (chhipkar)
Sadi me hot hai, to nighty me kya hongi…
Sabhi hanste hain.
Miss fadke
Koun hai koun hai….
Rakshit
Miss bahar se aawaz aayi hai…
Miss fadke
(itrate huye)
khubsurat hona bhi gunaah ho gaya…
haan to avinash kahan the tum ?
student 6 (chhipkar)
body structure pe…
Classroom me masti hoti hai. ball bajati hai.
Miss fadke
Aage ka lecture next day…
Miss Fadke jane lagti hai. tabhi darwaje par mr. boobs usse takrate hai aur fir dono Emotion
me ek dusre ko dekhte hai aur girne se bachate hue ek dusre ko pakdte hai. mahol romantic
ho jata hai.
sabhi student charo tarf khade unhe dekh rahe hai. mano wo ‘Romio juliet’ ho. Tabhi bell
Dubara bajti hai. Aur dono ka dhyan hatata hai.
sabhi student unhe dekhkar hanste hai. miss fadke mr boobs ke galo par tach karti hai.
Miss fadke
Thank you professor boob…
Mr. boobs apne gaal ko chhute hai aur sharmate hai. student unhe dekhte hai.
Students hans rahe hain. taali baja rahe hain.
DB. Boob
(ekdum se bhadakte huye)
silent… ek bhi student mujhe class me khada dikha to
uske exam ke sare marks gayab kar dunga….

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Sabhi student apne apni position par baith jate hain. DB boob sab students ko dekh dubara
miss Fadke ko emotion ko feel kar smile karne lagte hain.
21. INT. – RAKSHIT HOUSE – MORNING
Rakshit apne room me ready ho raha hai. rakshit gun-gunaa raha hain.
Cut to
Rakshit ke dad niche drawing room me baithe paper padh rahe hai. rakshit ki bahan apne
room sse utar ke dinning table ke paas aakar baithati hai.
Rakshit’s sister
Mom…. Maa… nashta…
Rakshit’s mother (os)
(kitchen se)
do minute… lekar aayi…
Rakshit ki mom breakfast lekar aati hain..
Rakshit’s mother
(To rakshit’s Dad)
ab aap ke liye alag se nashta lekar aaungi… garma
garm hai, paper chhodiye aur table par aa jayiye…
(to rakshit)
rakshit… kabhi to time par aa jaya kar…. Ye ladka bhi
naa… koi kaam sahi dhang se nahi karta…
rakshit (OS)
coming mom…
Rakshit’s father
(to Rakshit’s sister)
teri maa ki maa bhi aese hi chillati thi…
rakshit’s sister
(smiles)
means… Nani…
Rakshit’s mother
(to rakshit’s dad)
Kya kaha….
Rakshit’s father
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 are main kuchh kahta bhi hoon kya…
Sab log dinning teble par baith jate hai. sab baihte rakshit ka wait kar rahe hai.
Rakshit’s mother
10 minute ho gaye, ye ladka bhi na,
(to rakshit)
rakshit… kahan rah gaya… nashta thanda ho raha hai…
Rakshit teji se unke pas aata hai. uske aane se parfume ki khusbu charo tarf fail jati hai.
everyone smell the perfume. rakshit ke dad uski bahan ki tarf dekhte hai . rakshit ki bahan
dhire se batati hai,
Rakshit’s sister
Lagta hai, puri bottle hi daal li,
Rakshit’s dad and sister laugh Then take the breakfast.
Rakshit
Dad… I wanna say you something ?
Rakshit’s father
(smiles)
kya… kya teri GF pregnant ho gayieveryone looks the suprisingly.
Rakshit’s mom
Kya kaha ?
Rakshit
Are dad aap bhi na… aese na kahe, mom ko heart
Attack aa jayega… haan to main kah raha tha ki next
Week aap logon ko college me aana hai…
Rakshit’s mom
Dekha dekha maine kaha than a, ladka bigad raha hai, zarur
Principal sahib me bulaya hoga, zarur iski complain hogi…
Rakshit
Are maaa… meri baat to puri sun lo…
Rakshit’s dad reacts.
Rakshit
Maine ek drama play karne ka socha hain, isiliye
Aap logon ko college ke us program me bula raha hoon…
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 (to rakshit’s mom)
see… are mera beta haan mera beta hai, kabhi uski complain aa hi nahi sakti…
rakshit’s mother
haan haan… bada hoshiyar beta hain na aap ka… market se
lekar aaye the, maine to yun hi nau mahine gass hi pet me bhar rakhi thi.
Everyone laugh.
Cut to
22. Ext./INT. – CANTEEN / Road – day
Rakshit apne bike se canteen ke pas pahuchta hai. jahanpar uske sabhi dost baithe hai.
Avinash
Le aa gaya apna hero…
Rakshit everyone’s hello.
Rakshit
Friends… we wanna talk to about Drama
Veer khaane mein laga hua hain.
Rakshit
Bhai to ya to drama me bhaag le le, ya khaa le
Veer
Dono kaam nahi kar sakta kya ?
Rehaan
Kar sakta hai, agar tera role drama me khaane ka hai
Everyone laugh.
Sarika
Haan rakshit kya kah rahe the?
Rakshit
To main ye puchh raha tha ki hamra play kaisa hai?
Rehana
(To thinking is seriously)
Ohhh… hamara play… kaisa jaa rahaa…. Haaiiii
Everyone look the Rehana.
Rehana
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 masttt yaar… isme bhi kuchh kahne wali baat hain
sab khush hote hai. tabhi piche se canteen owner bhi kahta hai.
Canteen Owner
Ek dum superrrr… mere bill ki tarah.
Owner shows the bill to rakshit. Rakshit takes the bill.
Rakshit
(In style)
kya bhaiya ji !, aap bill bill karte hai. kya hai bill.
kagaj ka tukda, kya ye hmari dosti aur pyar se bada hai.
(look the veer)
dekho is bhukkhad veeer ko, jo apki canteen ma aata hai
aur dua karta hai ki achchha khana mile… Duaa… hame kya chahiye
duaa… aap ko kya chahiye duaa…
everyone
(in rythme, singing)
duaa…. Duaa…. Duaa duaaa
rakshit
aur aap hi to kahte hai, jo maaf karta hai
use to khuda bhi maaf kar deta hai, to kya aap
bill maaf nahi karenge…
Rakshit apni bato se Ahmad bhai ko emotional kar dete hai. uski ankho me ansu aa jate hai.
Rakshit ke baki dost baithe use dekh rahe hai.
Canteen Owner
Sach kahan… mere allah in bachchon ka khaya rakhna
Veer
Bhaijaan.. (pet par hath ferte huye)
Kuchh…
Canteen owner
(loudly)
jhumaru… yahan samosa de laakar
achchha tum log masti karon… jhumaru lata
hi hoga samosa…

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 veer
chai bhi bhejwa dijiyega…
Ahmad wahan se haan me sir hilakar nikal jata hain.
Rakshit baithata aur sab khsuh ho jate hai.
Sarika
Waahhhh mere hero… bill bhi maaf aur
Veer
Aur pet ka intezaam ka rasta bhi saaf…
Everyone laugh.
Tabhi tej thappad lagne ki awaaj aati hai. Sab college campus ki taraf dekhte hai.
Cut to.
23. INT./Ext. – COLLEGE CAMPUS – day
Students ki bheed lagi hai. Miss fadke, mr. boob aur dusre teacher khade hai. mr. boob chair
par khade hai. unke samne ek student apna gal pakde kahda hai. jisko mr. boobs ne jor dar
chanta mara hai kyoki usne miss fadke ke liye ek song gaya tha.
Principal aate hai aur chante ki wajah puchte hai.
Principal
What happen ?, yahan bheed kyun lagi hai, aur ye aawaz kaisi ?
mr. boob
(angrily)
battamiz, mss fadke ko dekhkar gaana gaata hain,
mr. boob ladke ko phir se ek chaata marte hain. jiske sath wo chair se girne ko hota hai.
tabhi miss fadke unhe thaam leti hain.
mr. boob
(Smiles)
thank you…
Tab tak rakshit aur baki sab dost bhi aa jate hai.wo bhi sab dekhne lagte hai.
Principal miss fadke ko dkehte hai ki wo bahut hi khubsurat saree pahne huye hai aur sexy
lag rahi hai. miss fadke unhe bhi apni adaye dikahti hai. Principal khud ko control karte hai.
Miss Fadke
(Itarate huye)
Principal sir… is ladke ne mujhe dekhkar,
‘Tujhe dekha to ye jana sanam’… gaana gaya…

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Principal
Mr. boob, miss fadke aur (to point boy) tum
Mere cabin me chalo… wahi baat karenge
Tenon principal ke sath jaane lagte hain. Rakshit aur auke dosto ke sath kuch aur student
bhi dhire dhire unke piche jate hai janne ke liye ki kya hoga.
Rehaan
Chal dekhte hai, kya tamasha hone wala hain,
Rakshit
Haan haan, chalte hain…
Cut to
24. INT./EXT. – PRINCIPAL OFFICE – DAY
Principal office me principal ke sath sath miss fadke , mr. boobs aur student entry karte hai.
principal apne chair ke paas jate hai.
Principal
(to boy)
tumne aesa kyun kiya… wo wo koun sa gaana
miss fadke
tujhe deka to jana sanam
principal
haan, wahi gaana kyun gaya….??
Sabhi khade hai. sab student ki taraf dekhte hai jo abhi bhi apne gal pakde kahda hai aur
bar bar mr. boobs ko dekh raha hai jo abhi bhi use gusse se gur rahe hai. principal
(to boy)
darro matt…. (candy dete huye) ye lo,
ise choosoge… to darr chala jayega….
Intercut
Office ek bahar rakshit aur us ke dost, ek sath dusre student kaan-ankh lagye khade andar
tak rahe hai. tabhi unke pichhe se Professor Gulati, BB das aa jate hai. wo bhi dekhne ki
koshish karte hai aur ishare se puchte hai ki kya ho raha hai.
GUlati
(ishare se)
Kya hua ?
Rakshit

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 (ishare se)
thappad
Avinash
(ishare se)
miss fadke ko dekhkar gaana gaa raha tha
ye sun BB das ko gussa aa jata hain. tabhi BB das ki nazar miss fadke par jati hai, wo andar
khadi hain. BB das ke chehre par smile aa jati hai. Sabhi shanti se dekh rahe hain.
Cut to
Mr. boobs aur miss fadke chair par baith jati hai. principal bhi baith jate hai. student khada
hai aur batane lagta hai.
Flashback
24 A. Int./Ext. – corridor – college – day
Corridor me student aa ja rahe hai kuch student khade aapas me bate kar rahe hai.
mr. boobs pas ki class me chair par chade bachcho ko padha rahe hai.
tabhi corridor me miss fadke ki entry hoti hai jo apne balkhati kamar ke latke jhatke dete
hue apni class ke taraf badh rahi. Uski dekh sabhi student ki ankhe uspar atak jati hai. sab
ghurne lagte hai.
Boy (os)
Sir main pehchan nahi paya ki miss fadke hain,
Mujhe laga ki meri class ki ladki hai, isiliye gaana gaa Diya…
ek student miss fadke ko piche se pahchan nhi pata use lagta hai ki koi college ki girl hai wo
ek song gungunta hai.
jo mr. boobs ki class ke samne khada hota hai aur mr. boos use dekh lete hai. miss fadke us
student ko palat kar dekhti hai to student ko hosh udh jate hai.
miss fadke muskrate hue uske paas aati hai. tab tak mr. boobs bhi bhar aa jate hai wo
student aur miss fadke ko dekhte hai wo samjh jate hai. ki student ne miss fadke ko cheda
hai. unko gussa aata hai.
wo student ko ishara karte hai wo chair lekar aata hai. miss fadke unke pas aati hai. isse
pahle wo kuch kahte mr. boobs chair par chadh kar us student ko chanta maar dete hai.
Flashback back
24 B. INT./Ext. – Principal office – day
Principal office me sanata faila hota hai. miss fadke aur mr. boobs dono ladke ko dekhte hai.
mr. boobs ladke ko dantate hai.
Boy
Sir yahi hua tha…

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 Mr. boob
(loudly)
yahi hua tha… den ek aur chaata
Miss fadke smile karte hue kahti hai.
Miss fadke
oh mr. boobs aap bhi na, ab chhodiye na,
ab main itni khubsurat hu to to isme ishaka kya kasur .
mr. boobs
(To principal)
ab miss kah rahi hai, to jaane dijiye ladke ko
Miss fadke
Haan sir chhod dijiye na, mere jaisi sexy ladki ko dekh
Koi bhi fisaal hi jayega… kyun prof. boob…
Miss boobs principal ke karib aa jati hai. aur unki ankho me dekhne lagti hai. principal ko
pasine aane lagte hai. wo piche hatate hai aur hadbadate hue unko dur hatate hai.
Principal
Thik thik hai…. (to boy) tum jao… (to miss fadke & mr. boob)
Aap bhi jayiye… par thoda soch samajh kar hangama kiya kijiye
principal rahat ki sans lete hai.
Cut to
Bahar khade sab ye drama dekh rahe hote hai. ladke aur miss fadke ke sath mr. boobs
bahar aate hai. sab unhe dekhte hai. miss fadke smile karte hue chali jati hai.
Cut to
25. INT./EXT. – STAFF ROOM – DAY
Staff room me sab baithe hai. miss fadke room me aati hai sab use dekhne lagte hai. mr.
boobs aur dusre Professor gulati, BB das aur bhi kai. usko apne pas baithen ki koshish karte
hai.
Gulati
Miss yahan baithiye na
Boob
Are aap yahan baithye
BB das
Miss faad-ke aap yahan baithiye

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 Miss fadke
Sir Faad-ke nahi fadke boliye na… aur main wahan baithungi
miss fadke ek dusri table ke pas baithti hai.
26. INT./EXT. – campus – DAY
Collage ko final bell bajti hai sabhi students hansi khushi bahar nikal rahe hai. un sabhi
students ke bich Rakshit aur sarika ke sath sabhi dost hai. sab khush hai. kyo ki aaj unhe
pata chala ahi ki next week me collage ki chhutiya padne wali hai.
Rakshit
Yaar one week aur… phir college se chhutti
Sarika
Haan roj roj jo tumhe subah uthana nahi padega
Avinash
Uthana to padega hi nahi to mummy band baja dengi
Rehaan
Sahi kaha… par chhutti ka apna hi maza hain…
Rehana
Mujhe to college ki masti hi achchhi lagti hai, ghar par bore ho jati
Hoon…
Khushi
Padhaku kahi ki…
Sabhi aate ate rukte hai. aur raskhit kuch sochne lagta hai sab uski dekhte hai.
Sarika
Kya hua ?, yun chalte chalte ruk kyun gaye ?
Rakshit
Yaar is baar holiday me kahan chala jaye ?, yahi soch
Raha tha ?
Veer
Naagpur chalte hain ?
Avinash
Haah jisse tu wahan ke santare khaa sake…
Sarika
Naagpur , nahi… khandala, ye hansi wadiya, ye khula aasma…
Rehana

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 Are yaar last time to gaye the
Rehaan
To panchgani chalte hai…
Avinash
Nahi yaar, wahan ro do baar ja chuke hain…
Rakshit
Goa kaisa rahega doston ?
Khushi
Goaaaa… suck… saala jab chhutti ho gao… gao..
Go…aaa, nahi yaar agar goa jana hai to main nahi Jaa rahi…
Sarika
To tu hi bol na…
Khushi
Dekho goa chhod kar kahi par bhi chalo main chal Dungi….
Rakshit
is bar hum aisi jagah jayenge jahan aaj tak na gaye ho.
Aur wo jagah khubsurat bhi ho sarika ki tarah… kyun darling
sarika uski ankho me dekhti hai aur Rakshit ko hug karti hai.
veer
yaar yahan to samajh me aa nahi raha hai, aur bhookh
bhi lag rahi hai, to kyun na ghar jakar dicide karte hai, then share it…
Christina
Baat to sahi kahi isne….
rakshit
(sarika ko dekhte huye)
bhukkhad ka idea sahi hai…avinash , rehaan, rehana, khushi
okkkk..
Rakshit
But usse pahle.. suni uar uske dosto ko sabak sikhana padega..
Sarika
Bilkul
Avinash

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 But kaise
Rakshit
Mere pas ek plan hai.
Sabhi pas aate hai. Rakshit sleintly unhe bata raha hai. sab khush ho jate hai.
cut to
raskhti apni bike start karta hai sarika uske piche baithti hai. aur fir sabhi sath nikal jate
hai.
cut to
27. EXT. – ROAD - NIGHT

Sani aur uske dost jeep se ja rahe hain. tabhi achanak sadak par unki gaadi panchar ho jati
hain. Charon utarkar dekhte hain, Charon nashe me hain.

Sani
Yaar stepney laga, saali ko abhi hi punchar hona tha
Sani friend 1
Par stepney hai kahan use to pehle hi use kar li,
Sani friend 3
Ab saala kya karenge, yahan to
dur dur tak kuchh nazar bhi nahi aa raha…
Sani
To chalo gadi ko dhakka do, nahi to
sari raat yahi gujaarni padegi…
Sani friend 2
Abe hum nashe mein hain, aur nashe me kewal ek hi dhakka diya jata hai
(he doing the fuuny step), gadi nahi…
Sabhi hanste hain.
Tabhi unhe sadak par safed kapadon me ladki jaati huyi dikhti hain. aur sath me jhanna
jhaan ki aawaz bhi sunaai deti hain.Charon chaukte huye dekhte hain.
Sani friend 4
Are bhai wo kya tha ?
Sani friend 2
Mujhe kya pata, main koun sa yahan roj roj aata hoon…

Sabhi gadi ko pichhe se dhakka ladta hai, gadi aage badhti hai sabhi mudkar dekhte hai to
koi nahi hai. sabhi darr rahe hain. ki tabhi samane se kankal aate huye dikhta hai, sabhi
cheekhte hain, aur aankhe bandkar jhuk jaate hai.
Cut to
Kuchh der baad sani dhire dhire munh uthaata hain., to samane koi nahi hai.

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 Sani
Saalo, bekar me darr rahe ho, koi nahi hai, hum nashe mein hai na
isiliye aesa lag raha hain…

jaise hi sani apni baat puri karta hai ki waise hi samane se teen safed rang ke chamakte
huye bhoot aate huye dikhte hain, Charon dekh darrte huye gadi se utarte hai aur bahut hi
teez bhagte hai. bhagte huye Charon girte hai phir uthaate hai, aur phir bhagte hain, aur
dekhte dekhte Charon bhaag jate hai. gadi apni jagah par khadi hain.
cut to
gadi sunsaan khadi hai, sannata hua hai, ki tabhi achanak camera ke samane darawana
chehra aata hai. aur phir hasne ki aawaz ke sath Rakshit aur gang saamane aati hai.
sabhi bahut hi jor jor se hans rahe hain.
Veer
Saale dekha sani ki pungi kaisi baji
Rakshit
Ladaki chhedenge, ab zindagi par neeche ki fatati rahegi….
Sabhi hans rahe hain.
Cut to
28. EXT./INT– RAKSHIT HOUSE – NIGHT
Rakshit apne bike se apne ghar pahuchta hai. rakshit bike park karta hai aur andar jata hai.
Cut to
Andar rakshit ki mom kitchen me hoti hai. wo wahin se rakshit ko ate hue dekhti hai.
rakshit thaka sa drawing room me sofa par baith jata hai.
rakshit uthata hai aur kitchen me jata hai. fridge se pani ki botal nikalta hai aur pita hai. aur
botal liye drawing me aa jata hai aur samne rakhe Laptop par kuch search karne ke liye
badhta hai.
Upar se rakshit ke dad aa jate hai. wo use dekhte hai aur uske pas aakar baith jate hai. aur
rakshit ko Laptop par kuch search karte huye dekhte hai. tab tak rakshit ko mom tea lekar
aa jati hai. sab baith jate hai.
Cut to
Rakshit abhi bhi Laptop par search kar raha hai. rakshit ke mom dad use dekhte hai aur
puchte hai.
Rakshit’s dad
Heyy dude kya search kar rahe ho ?
Rakshit’s mother
Shopping to nahi kar rahe ?
Rakshit

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 Nahi mom… main to tour par jaane ke liye
Place dhudh raha hoon… but kahan jaaun, samajh
Mein nahi aa raha…
Dad
isme kon si badi bat hai, bolo kaisi jagah jana hai ?
Rakshit
Kahi par bhi, par mast jagah honi chahiye aur jahan hum
Gaye na ho ?
Dad
To tum lonewala, nasik, ratnagiri, yahan chale jao
Rakshit
Nahi dad, kuchh aur
Rakshit’s mom
To siddri sai baba ke darbar me chala ja…
Rakshit
Mom, wahan family ke sath jana chahiye, main doston
Ke sath ghoomne ja raha hoon…
Rakshit’s mom
To tu ek kaam kar Aurangabad ka kila de aa, ya Ajanta cave
Dad
Tum bhi na, new generation ke ladke hai, aur wahan cave
Dekhte phirenge…
Mom
To mahabaleshwar kaisa rahega… mast pahadi wahadi hai
Rakshit
Nahi, aur mom
Dad
Haan, teri maa aese hi places batayegi..
Mom
Aese hi, are kabhi ghoomane le gaye hai ?
Dad
Kyun jab se shadi karke laya hoon, tumhe kahi

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 Ghoomane hi nahi le gaya, to ye do do bachche yun Hi ho gaye…
Mom
Dekho mera mood na kharab karo, ghar hai to din bhar
Paper aur kaam kaho to office nikal jate hai…
Dad
Yaar inke liye kitna bhi karo, kam hi pad jata hai, ye Ladies bhi na…
Rakshit dono ko dekhta hain. sochta hain aur uthata hai, apne room me chala jata hai.
Cut to
29. INT. – SARIKA HOUSE – NIGHT
Sarika apne room me bad par lete hue kuch soch rahi hai. wo uathti hai aur laptop khol kar
tour ke liye jagah search karne lagti hai. magar use koi bhi jagah pasand nhi aa rahi. Tabhi
uski mom aati hai. wo dekhti hai.
Sarika’s mom
Kya dhudh rahi hai… kahi jaane ki taiyari ?
Sarika
Mom next week college me holiday
Start ho raha hain, isiliye sabhi friends
Ghumane jane ki planning kar rahe hai,
Par samajh me nahi aa raha kahan jaun ?
Sarika’s mom
MP mein bahut si jagah hai ghoomne wali, jaise
Bhopal, indaur, ratlam, ujjaun…
Sarika
Mom, yahan to main aap ke sath hi ja chuki hoon,
Doston ke sath dubara wahan…. Nahi na mom…
Sarika’s mom
Okkk… to ek kaam kar, Varanasi ya Jaipur chali ja, is
Samay mausam bhi mast hain,
Sarika
Mom wahan to main apne doston ke sath ja chuki hoon
Sarika’s mom
Achchha to tu ek kaam kar, chitrakoot hote huye vindhyachal
Chali ja, masti ki masti aur bhakti ki bhakti…

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 Sarika
Kya mom, ye umra me bhakti karne ki hai, are chill marne
Ja rahe hain, koi satsang me nahi…
Sarika’s mom
(pareshan hokar)
to tu hi dekh le, main to ja rahi hoon, naam batao
to kahti hai ki new generation ke hisab se jana hai, are
har jagah sabhi ke liye hai…
sarika
mom main khud hi dhudh lungi…
sarika’s mom exits the sarika’s room. Sarika fir se lp par ankh gadaye dekhne lagti hai.
Cut to
30. INT. – REHAAN HOUSE – NIGHT
Rahaan apne mom dad ke sath drawing room me baitha hai. rahaan apne mobile me laga
hua hai. rahaan ki mom kuran padh rahi hai. uske dad paas baithe kuch files check kar rahe
hai. rahaan jagah ko dkehte hue badbadata hai.
Rehaan
Yaar kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha, kahan Jaayen ?,
Uski awaz sunkar uske mom dad use dekhte hai.
Rehaan’s mom
jab se aaya hai mobile me laga hai aisa kya hai isme .
kya khoj raha hai. aur badbada raha hain…
rehaan
mom hamare dost ghoomne ja rahe hain, par
samajh me nahi aa raha kahan jaye ?
rehaan’s dad
(smiles)
bas itni si baat… are agra chale jao, mohabbat ki
jagah hai, parwardigar bhi mohabbat hi sikhate hai
rehaan
par dad, last time to wahi gaye the tour par
rehaan’s mother
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 ajmer sharif dargah bhi hai, uske baad puskar
chale jana… is samay to wahan bahut bada mela bhi laga hoga, kyun ji ?
rahaan ke dad
haan sahi kaha, janwaron ka mela
rehaan
(Laughs)
kya dad… janwaron ke mele me jakar koun sagadha kharidna hain…
rehaan ke dad
haan sahi kaha, gadha to hmare paas pehle se hai..
Rehaan ke dad aur mom hanste hain.
Rehaan
Aap log rahne hi do… main khud dhudh lunga…
Rehaan mobile par search karte huye baahar nikal jata hain.
Cut to
31. INT. – HOSTEL – EVENING
Hostel me khushi aur Christina dono apne apne bed par lete hue tour ke liye jagah ke bare
me soch rahe hai dono bate kar rahe hai.
[With Dialouge use the position ] Dono kabhi idhar to kabhi udhar , kabhi bad par to
kabhi farsh par. Kabhi chair to kahi ek dusre ke upar.
Christina
Are waahhh kyun na hum Vapi hote huye
Daman aur phir silvassa chalen…
Khushi
Nahi, mujhe samundra ke kinare jana hi nahi,
Wahan ka season mujhe shoot nahi karta…
Christina
To tu hi bol kahan jana hai, yahan nahi jana wahan
Nahi jana…
Khushi
Bodhgaya… kaisa rahega ?
Christina
Bodhgaya… college ka gyan kam bad gaya tha
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 Hill sation chalte hai, jaise Wilson hills, gujrat chalte Hai… mast maja aayega…
Khushi
Tujhe pata hai na, ki gujrat dry state hai, sab kuchh
Sukha sukha hi gujarega… gujrat mein…
Chritina
Ye to maine socha hi nahi… ek kaam kare Udaypur chale ?
Khushi
Nahi yaar, dekh rahi hai itni garmi me udaypur…
(sochte huye)
kyun na Guwahati chalte hai ? mast mausam, pahad aur jharne ?
Christina
Dekh itni dur to main kya koi nahi jaa raha… samjhi
But unhe koi jagah nhi sujati. Jahan wo jaye.
Khushi
Rehana se puchhti hoon, shayad wo kuchh bata paaye ?
Christina
Okkkk…
Khushi molbile uthati hai. aur rahana ko lagti hai. Ring hota hai.
Cut to
32. INT. – RAHANA HOUSE – NIGHT
Rahana Tourist book liye baithi hai. aur padhne ki koshish kar rahi hai tabhi uska mobile
ring hota hai. wo dekhti hai. display par khushi likha hota hai.
Rehana
Itni raat khushi call kar rahi hai…
wo receive karti hai.
Rehana
Haan bol khushi, kya baat hai ?
Khushi
Yaar tere mind me koi jagah aayi kya, jahan hum jaa sake ?
Rehana
Nahi yaar… main to tourist book padh rahi thi, phir
Bhi kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha… ki kahan jaye.. ?

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 Khushi
Achchaaa…
Rehana
Jaise hi koi naam samajh mein aata hai, main call
Karti hoon… okkkk bye….Good night
Rahana call cut karti hai.
Cut to
33. INT./ EXT – COLLEGE CAMPUS – MORNING
Avinash, Rehana, Veer, Christina, Khushi, Rehaan canteen me baithe hai aur soch rahe hai.
Avinash
Samajh me nahi aa raha kahan jaye ? itne
Mind phir bhi kam pad gaye hain ?
Christina
Itne minus one kar de, ek ka to kewal
Khaane me laga hai…
Veer
Dekh christine don’t laugh…
Rehana
Ye abhi tak Rakshit aur Sarika bhi nahi aaye… aur
Na hi phone par kuchh bataya hai…
Rehaan
Aata hi hoga, par unke aane se kya,hame saala
Ghumaane ki jagah hi nahi mil rahi, yahan logon ko
Ghoomane ko nahi milate….
Rehaan ke joke par koi nahi hansta, sabhi soch rahe hain. Canteen owner Ahmad bhai unhe
dekhte hai aur unke pas aate hai.
Ahmed (canteen owner)
Are bhai aaj tum log shatrughan sinha ke Khamosh kyu bane ho ?
Avinash
Kyun ki ghoomne ki jagah final nahi ho paa rahi ?
Rehaan
Ahmed bhai aap hi kuchh batayiye na ?

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 Ahmed
(thinking)
yaar tum log Ooty chale jao, must jagah hai
Rehana
Nahi nahi, saala sabhi filmo me use horror hi
Batate hai, mujhe bhooton se bahut darr lagta hai
Cristina
Haan yaar, ghoomne ja rahe hai, koi bhooton par
Research karne nahi…
Khushi
Waise bhi wahan hai hi kya ?, ped aur pahadi… Ahmed
Bhai koi aur naam ?
Ahmed
To bhangarh kaisa rahega ?
Khushi
(Shoutly)
kya ahmed bhai, naam se hi darr lag raha hai, bachchon ki jaan lenge kya ?
Rehana, Christina, Khushi, Veer ke chehron par naam se hi darr aa jata hain.
Ahmed
Achchaa to tum log fort of
Aage bolne se pehle hi avinash bol deta hain.
Avinash
Aap rehne dijiye, aap Counter par jayiye, wahi sahi Jagah hai aap ke liye
Tab veer bahut der se baitha khamosh kahta hai,
Veer
Main kuch kahun ?
Rehaan
Yaar lagta hai ye kuchh batane wala hai, haan Bol na dost…
Veer
Yaar… khali pet socha nhi ja raha bhukh lagi hai.
Kuch khakar sochte hai.
Khushi

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 Dattt yaar…
Rehana
Bhukkhad kahi ka…
Avinash usko marta hai.
Avinash
Saale, hum yahan ghumne ki baat ko lekar preshan
hain, aur tujhe bhukh lagi hai, khane ke siva
aur kuch nhi dikhta tujhe… jab dekho khana-khana
Tabhi unhe samne se bike par Rakshit aur Sariak aate hue dikhte hai. dono unke paas aate
hai.
Rehaan
Tum dono ab aa rahe ho, yahan hamari soch soch
Kar lagi padi hai…
Rakshit
Wo chhodo koi jagah samajh me aayi
Sarika
Yaar zaldi se sochon next week program ke
Baad nikalna hain, samay nahi hai…
Rehana
Haan, yahan sochne ki machine lagi hai, tum
Dono bhi aakar hamare sath sochon…
Rakshit aur Sarika dono baith jate hai aur sabhi ke sath sochne lagte hain.
Veer
(silently to Rakshit)
yaar, ek baat kahun… agar pet me kuchh jayega to new ideas aayenge…
Rakshit
Achchaaaa…
Everyone
Saale bhukkhad… tujhe nahi le ja rahe tour par
Veer
Thik hai, par abhi to kuchh khilaa do…
Rakshit

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 (to ahmed bhai)
ahmed bhai… veer ke liye kuchh bhi khaane ka bhej do
aur haan baki sabhi ke liye chai… saala soch soch kar mind ki
baji padi hai… chai piyenge to thoda thanda ho jayega… mind
Sabhi Rakshit ke chai piyenge to mind thanda ho jayega par use dekhne lagte hain.
Rakshit
Yun mujhe kya dekh rahe ho, socho socho
Time nahi hai zyada…
Everyone are thinking.
Cut to
34. INT. – COLLEGE CAMPUS – DAY
College chutata hai. rakshit aur uske sabhi dost sath me bahar ki tarf ja rahe hai. Rakshit aaj
raat me final akrke batao ki kahan chalna hai.
Sarika
Okk… Christina Aaj raat bhi jagna padega… matlab
Rehana
Haan doston aaj to final kar hi dete hai…
Avinash
Haan yaar, saal ghoomna na ho gaaya, itna to padhai ke
Liye nahi sochte, kyun veer ?
Veer
Haan yaar, itna to main padhai kya khaane ka Nahi sochta
Sabhi hanste hain.
Rakshit
To saale veer soch, ghoomne jana hain na… achcha Okkyy bye…
Rakshit apni bike nikalta hai aur sarika ko baithakar chala jata hai. rahaan bhi rahana ko
bathata hai aur chala jata hai.
Cut to
khushi veer ko dekhti hai. jo uske pas khada hai.
veer
mujhe aise kya dekh rahi ho mere pas bike nhi hai.
apni scooty nikalo aur chalo.

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Veer muskarta hai. khushi scooty nikalti hai. veer jaise hi baithne ko hota hai. Christina
baith jati hai. veer dekhta rah jata hai.
Christina
Okkyyy veer bye….
Khushi scooty lekar chali jati hai. avinash aur veer khade dono ko jate hue dekh rahe hai.
veer ka chahra utar jata hai.
avinash veer ko dekhta hai.
Avinash
veer koi bat nhi aa meri pith par baith ja bachcha.
Ye sunakar veer gusse se use dekhta hai
Veer
Saale bachcha samajh rakha hai… abhi batata hoon…
Veer marne ko Avinash ke piche daudta hai.
Cut to
35. INT. – RAKSHIT ROOM – NIGHT
Rakshit apne room me Laptop par jagah search kar raha hai. tabhi uske dad aate hai aur
usko dekhte hai.
Dad
Kya dude… abhi tak soye nhi.
Rakshit
nahi dad, aabhi tak jagah hi final nhi hui,
kahna jaye ghumne kuch samjh hi nhi aa raha.
Uske dad uske paas baithte hai. wo Rakshit ke sath friendly rahte hai. wo ek dost ke nate
salah dete rahte hai.
Dad
kyon na tum log nawabon ke shehar hyderabad
chale jao, is samay to wahan ka mausam bhi achchha hai.
agar main tumhari jagah hota aur sath me
(to smiles)
GF hoti to wahi jata.
Rakshit
Daddd aap bhi na… par Hyderabad sahi
Rahega, yahan se zyada door bhi nahi,

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 Wahan ghoomane ko bhi bahut kuch hain…
Rakshit khsuh ho jata hai. aur apne dad ko hug karta hai.
Rakshit
Luve you dad…
Dad
(peeth par thapthapate huye)
Okkk beta… but love you bolna hai to GF ko bolo…
Rakshit ke chehre par smile aa jati hai.
Dad
Ok good night…
Rakshit ke dad chale jate hai. Rakshit Laptop par hyderabad ke pic dekhne lagta hai.
Cut to
36. INT. – SARIKA ROOM – NIGHT
Sarika apne room me bed par leti hui Laptop par hyderabad ke hi pic dekh rah hai. wo bhi
khush dikh rahi hai mano usko bhi pasnad aaya hai.
37. INT. – HOSTEL – NIGHT
Hostel me khushi aur Christina bhi hyderabad ki hi pics dekh rahe hai.
Khushi
It’s nice place…
Christina
South india…. Yammmiii… maza aayega..
Wahan to khubsurat church bhi hain… I like it.
Dono ek dusre ko dekhti hai, dono ke chehre par smile hain.
38. INT. – REHAAN HOUSE – NIGHT
Rehaan bhi hyderabad ke hi bare me soch raha hai. kyoki uske dad hmesha hyderabad ki
tariff kate hai .
Rehaan (vo)(in mind)
Dad hamesha se bolte rahte hai ki Hyderabad biriyani
Khaa kar dekho, is baar wahan ke maze lete hain.
39. INT. – AVINASH HOME – NIGHT
Avinash hydrabad ke hi pic dekh raha hai.
Avinash(loudly)
Hydrabaad I m coming….

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Avinash ke paas hi uska chhota bhai soya hua hai, uski neend tootne lagti hai. avinash shant
ho jata hain.
40. INT. – VEER – NIGHT
Veer apne bad par aaram se mast so raha hai. mano usko koi tension hi nhi hai.
41. INT. – CANTEEN – MORNING
Collage campus me students ki chahal kadmi hai. kuch students canteen me baithen hai.
canteen me Rakshit aur sarika ke sath uske sabhi dost bathe hai. sab khamosh baithe hai.
Rakshit
I know, tum sabne apni apni pasand ki jagah soch li hain,
But let’s see, hum kahan jate hai…
Avinash
Main batata hoon ki kahan chale
Rehaan
Are pehle main
Khushi & Christina
Yaar, ladies first…
Rehana
To main kyun nahi… hum log
Sarika
Rehana, pehle main bataungi…
Rakshit
Aesa karon, main bolta hoon, uske baad tum Log….
Par jaise hi rakshit bolne ja raha hota hai, usse pehle hi sabhi apni apni jagah ka naam bolte
hain.
All
Hyderabaad…
Sab ek dusre ko dekhte hai. ki sabne ek hi jagah ke bare me hi sacha hai.
Khushi
Sabki pasand… hyderabaad !
Rakshit khamosh hai. sab usko dekhte hai.
Rehaan
kya hua tumko pasnad nhi ye jagah .
Sarika

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 Hyderabaad nahi jana to kahan jana hai ?
Rehana
agar tum kahi aur jana chahate ho to bata do.
Avinash
Waise hum sabki ek sath pasand wali jagah hai,Par agar tum…
Veer
Haan, wahan to biriyani bhi mast milti hai…
Rakshit ek dam khamosh hokar uthata hai. sabke chehare utar jate hai.
Christina
Matlab Hyderabad nahi ja rahe kya ?
Veer(rote huye)
Hyyy meri biryaniiiii
Rakshit chupke se piche dekhte hai sabke utre hue chehare dekhta hai.
sarika
kuch to bola, kahan jana hai ?, rakshit !.
Rakshit
(In Silently, Saddness)
hyderabad !.
hyderabad ka name sunkar sab khuch ho jate hia.
All
Kya kahan ?
Veer
(loudly)
Hyderabad….. hum aa rahe hain… biriyani bana kar rakho….
Sarika pyar se usko marne ko uthati hai. Rakshit usko banho me bhar leta hai.
All
Hip hip…hurrrrrr….yeeeeeee…
sab hudding karte hai.
Canteen owner Ahmed aur uska chela jhumaru unke paas aate hai.
Ahmed (canteen owner)
Kya hua, itni khushi, hame bhi batao ?
Veer

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 Ahmed bhai… hum biriyani khaane ja rahe hai ?
Ahmed(shouking)
biriyani… par is time ?
Rakshit
Are ahmed bhai… humne diside kar liya ki hum
Kahan ja rahe hain ?, hum ja rahe hain…
Ahmed
Hyderabaad…
Sab chaukte hue unko dkehte hai aur fir sab hansne lagte hai.
Cut to

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