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The Weekly News Magazine For Sanur No. 345 / 23. May - 30. May 2018

Crime Stoppers HOW TO FIND


Bali Police Conclude Two-Week Anti Crime Crackdown AN ADVERTISED
LOCATION ON OUR
The 130 criminal cases handled were identified with only 62 SANUR MAP?
in the 2018 crime crackdown taken into custody. One of
Find the refer-
included 25 narcotics cases, 11 the 62 under arrest was a ence number
cases of felony theft, and 8 cas- Russian netted in a narcot- on the ad
es of simple larceny. ics arrest.
Check the map for
During the two-week crackdown Evidence collected by the the corresponding
there were also 2 cases of vehi- police during the operation row and column
An annual two-week long police cle theft. 1 case of robbery and includes 835 liters of arak,
crackdown on crime in Bali titled 2 arrests for illegal gambling. 111 bottles of imported Boom!
"Operasi Pekat Agung 2018" alcohol without the proper There we go...
held from April 27 – May 15, This year's crime crackdown government stamps, 19.39
has recorded an increase in also saw the police apprehend grams of amphetamines, NEW ADS IN THIS EDITION
criminality when compared to 3 for carrying illegal weapons 344 grams of marijuana, 3
"Operasi Pekat Agung 2017." and 9 cases of gangsterism. grams of cocaine, and 45
Sanur Property Dev. (1/3/8/9)
ecstasy capsules weighing Randys (2)
Quoted by the State News The crime blotter goes on. Po- 13.01 grams, Bali Vape (4/22)
Agency Antara, the Chief Com- lice also recorded apprehending Skal (5)
missioner of the Bali Police 6 street beggars, 42 cases of In making prostitution ar- Nusa Bali Design (6)
Hadi Purnomo said: "During the consuming illegal alcoholic con- rests the police also con- Apex (7)
'Pekat Agung 2018' operation, sumption, 4 cases of collecting fiscated as evidence 15 Bella Cafe (9)
the police handled 130 criminal illegal levies or fees, and 13 contraceptive devices (2 Secret Heavens (10)
cases and saw the arrest of 62 cases of prostitution. used), three bedspreads,
Bali Trasure Properties (11)
suspects. This is an increase two towels and ...their big-
over “Pekat Agung 2017” oper- Summarizing the two-week gest catch... a box of
Maya Resort Sanur (13/33/34)
ation when 120 cases were crime crackdown, Hadi Purno- tissues. Beach House Sanur (14/15)
handled." mo said 257 criminal suspects Stile Works (16)
(www.balidiscovery.com)
Byrdhouse (17/39)
Ferry Stranded near Gilimanuk for 26 Hours Bali Villa Inspection (18)
Prama Resort (20/21)
The SMS Swakarya, a passen- Tuesday, last week. to shore at Gilimanuk. Bali Wake Park (27)
ger ferry operating between the BaliMoves Property (28/29)
port of Ketapang, Banyuwangi, After repeated unsuccessful The ship was eventually Curry In Bali (31)
East Java and Gilimanuk, West attempts over four hours to shift moved off a sandbank Sanur For Sale (35)
Bali went adrift in a heavy cur- off its grounding, water police on Wednesday, May 16,
rent and ran aground near the with search and rescue person-
Jamu Spa (42)
during high tide Putu’s Place (43)
entrance to the Gilimanuk Port nel evacuated the passengers
on the morning of transferring them (www.balidiscovery.com) Sunday Market (43)

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Get Under It!


New Underpass at Entrance to Bali's Airport to Open in August
The underpass is part of a tunnels walls, and ceilings. the general public. This decision
program of improvements has been taken to safeguard
being introduced island- Before the end of May, land- pumping and ventilation system
wide in anticipation of the scaping of the overhead road- located within the garden.
International Monetary about and lighting elements will
Fund (IMF)-World Bank to be installed. Also in May, a The actual underpass will
be held in Bali October 8- pump house control center will measure 132-meters in length
14, 2018. be completed that will control a and 18-meters wide with a
The Balipost.com reports that 5 pumps to keep the underpass height of 5.2 meters. In all, in-
construction of the new under- As the result of round-the-clock flood-free during periods of cluding access road and exits
pass at the entrance to Bali's construction, the tunnel portion heavy rain. the underpass will measure 712
Airport has reached 62% of of the north-south underpass is A circular garden area that will meters.
completion, with plans to open undergoing the surfacing of the sit atop the underpass will be
(www.balidiscovery.com)
the tunnel by late August.. roadway and the fenced and not accessible to

Chinese Police thank Bali Police for busting over a hundred Chinese nationals on cyber fraud
Chinese police have been ex- quarters on Wednesday, police "We would like to thank
pressing their appreciation to from the two different forces the Bali Police Criminal
Bali Police for uncovering an seemed chummy, emphasizing Investigation Unit that
online fraud scheme involving the importance of teamwork helped Chinese Police by
over a hundred Chinese nation- moving forward. working day and night to
als. uncover the online fraud
Cyber fraud has become one of cases. Once we finish collecting Yang says he hopes Chinese
Bali Police made one sizable the most loathed crimes that evidence, the suspects will be and Indonesian police can con-
bust earlier this month, arresting Chinese Police have to deal brought to China to undergo the tinue to work together in the
103 alleged Chinese fraudsters with, says Tianjin Provincial legal process there," Yang said future to keep on nabbing Chi-
at a house in Mengwi. Police Criminal Investigation in Bali on Wednesday, as quot- nese cyber criminals.
Director, Yang Jin Bi. ed by Kumparan.
(Coconuts.co)
Speaking from Bali Police head-

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Bali's & the World's Pathway to a Better Life


The State News Agency Antara adopted the theme of "Hindu for Pastika said: "This theme is held in 2013. The 2018 confer-
reports that Bali will act as host
Better Life" to demonstrate the simple, but problematic be- ence will represent the sixth
for the "World Hindu Meet power and the place of the Hin- cause there are many different conference when it convenes in
2018" set for June 23, 2018. du faith. Pastika bemoaned the ideas of what constitutes a Bali on June 23rd.
fact that Hinduism is losing its 'better life.' It all depends on
For the worldwide conference of once dominant influence in the one's individual perspective, Pastika said he hope the gath-
Hindu leaders, Bali's Governor modern world and the confer- experience and value system – ering of Hindu leaders from
Made Mangku Pastika who also ence provides an opportunity to all of which vary from one indi- around the world in Bali will
serves as the President of the show the world the wisdom and vidual to the next." The Gover- show the way forward for Hin-
World Hindu Parisad, said that advantages of a Hindu way of nor added that despite these dus to lead a better life through
Bali must prepare well for the life. differences, threads of common the discussion and formulations
important conference. understanding do exist. of beneficial programs.
Addressing the conference
(www.balidiscovery.com)
The 2018 conference has theme of "Hindu for Better Life" The first World Hindu Meet was

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Keeping Bali Hotels Safe


Bali Hotels Reminded to be Steadfast in Maintaining Guest Safety and Security
As reported by the State News Sidharta Putra, said on He also said hotels should be safe
Agency Antara, the Denpasar Wednesday, May 16, 2018, "I using metal detection equip- and
branch of the Indonesian Hotel urges hotels, including mem- ment to check vehicles, lug- condu-
and Restaurant Association bers hotels of PHRI, to safe- gage, and individuals entering cive.
(PHRI-Denpasar) has called on guard their hotels and surround- hotel property.
all hotels in Bali to enhance ing areas." Gusde condemned the inhuman
their existing security measures While improving security actions of terrorists in East Java
following recent terrorist inci- Sidharta Putra said hotels need measures, Putra, who is more while calling on all parties to do
dents in Surabaya and Sidoarjo. to enhance security measures commonly known as "Gusde", their utmost to keep Bali a safe
by installing CCTV camera and said hotels should communicate tourism destination.
The chairman of PHRI- increasing the supervision car- to clients and customers that
(www.balidiscovery.com)
Denpasar, Ida Bagus Gede ried out by security personnel. the situation in Bali remains

A World Grown Accustomed to Terror


Travel Cautions Having No Marked Impact on Indonesian Arrival Totals
It is feared travel to the Republic. 2018, Yahya said, "Statistically, very different from an outright
that terrorist there has been little impact from "travel ban" applied to Indone-
bombing The Minister of Tourism, Arief travel advisories, but that it re- sia as a whole. To date, no
attacks in Yahya, told detik.com that he mains the responsibility for eve- country has issued an outright
Surabaya had yet to detect any apprecia- ry nation to remind their citizens travel ban for Indonesia.
and Si- ble negative impact from the to avoid certain areas (if they
doardjo, cautionary notes on Indonesian are considered dangerous)." The Minister took special pains
East Java may have a deleteri- travel issued by some countries to underline that Surabaya rep-
ous effect on Indonesian tour- following the latest series of Arief said that the travel adviso- resented a limited area of the
ism if the travel advisories is- terrorist incidents in Indonesia.
ries issued by some countries Country, far removed from pop-
sued by source countries for have cautioned their citizens ular tourist destinations such as
tourist visitors are markedly Speaking from the State Palace about visiting Surabaya and that Bali.
increased to actually dissuade in Jakarta on Tuesday, May 15, such cautionary notices are
(www.balidaiscovery.com)

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A Conference Budget Under Control


Rp. 855.5 Billion Being Spent by Indonesian Government to Prepare for IMF-World Bank Conference
Luhut Binsar Pandjaitan, the chairman of National Host Com- The IMF-World Bank event will Meanwhile, the chairman for
Coordinating Minister for Mari- mittee for the event, was quoted take place in Bali October 8-14, day-to-day preparations for the
time Affairs, is insisting he is by Kompas.com saying on Fri- 2018. IMF-World Bank Conference,
solely responsible for govern- day, May 11, 2018: "I am the Susiwijono Moegiarso, said the
ment expenditures in connec- chairman (of the host commit- Luhut said the coming confer- Government has allocated Rp.
tion with the preparations for the tee), there is no one else who ence will profit Indonesia. From 855.5 billion in connection with
International Monetary Fund can speak to the problem of a tourism perspective, Luhut the event.
( (IMF) – World Bank Confer- funding or the mechanics of the said the IMF-World Bank Con-
ence to be held in Bali in Octo- event. We are allocating the ference will become a major Some 15,000 delegates repre-
ber 2018. expenditures. If there are those promotional event. Adding: "The senting 189 countries are ex-
who say the funding is out of budgeted money (for the event) pected to visit Indonesia for the
Amidst suggestion that State control, I am the one responsi- will also be used to 'repair' the event, accompanied by another
expenditures for the IMF-World ble. Tell them to talk to me. Let tourist destination. This is a 3,500 members of the press.
Bank Conference are balloon- this be clear." major promotion."
(www.balidaiscovery.com)
ing, Luhut, who serves as the
Calvin & Hobbes

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The Long and Winding Road to GWK


Nyoman Nuarta, the Man Who Created Garuda Wisnu Kencana Monument Reflects on a Bali Icon
28 Years in the Making

tourism. Supporting the bold concept criticism and opposition in 1997.


were the then Minister of Tourism
Joop Ave, Bali Governor Ida Bagus Nuarta, who once held 82% of the shares
Oka, Ida Bagus Sudjana and the only in GWK project, relinquished his majority
surviving member of the visionary ownership to PT Alam Sutera Realty in
group Nyoman Nuarta. 2012 in order to create a financial road
ahead for the eventual completion of the
The project received the official bless- project.
ing of then President Soeharto in
1993, which was followed by years of The height of the GWK monument is 121
In an interview published by Kompas.com, intensive socialization and lobbying among meters, making it taller than the Statue of
Nyoman Nuarta the Balinese artists who legislators and the public in Bali, with the Liberty in New York
has spent the past 28 years conceiving, project precipitating waves of
(www.balidaiscovery.com)
designing and supervised the cre-
ation of the Garuda Wisnu
Kencana (GWK) monument remi-
nisced about the long journey that
will see the iconic statue open in
August 2018.

Noting how swiftly the years have


passed, Nuarta, said: "I pioneered
the GWK 28 years ago, when I
was still young but have now
grown old. But the fire of my spirit
and ideals cannot be extinguished
and, at long last, I will finish the
GWK monument in 2018."

Nyoman Nuarta views the GWK


monument as his gift to the people
of Indonesia.

The success of finally inaugurating


the GWK monument is the fruit of
Nuarta's patience and deep patri-
otism.

"In the month of August 2018, I


wish to witness the official comple-
tion of the GWK statues; the small
details connected with the final
finishing of the statues can happen
after that," said Nuarta. Nuarta
said the ceremonial completion of
the monument will take place in
August, on or near national Inde-
pendence Day on August 17th.

On Sunday, May 15, 2018, the


head of the Lord Wisnu was care-
fully lowered and installed on the
GWK. On May 20th the crown of
Lord Wisnu will be attached.

The 28-year long process leading


to the inauguration of the GWK in
August 2018 has been long, ardu-
ous and filled with obstacles. In
1989 plans were first drawn to
produce a landmark for Bali

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Cryptic Crosswords

Across
1 Possibly beat a retreat (5)
4 Available to discuss outside (4-3)
8 Source of light, initially (3)
9 Again determined how many should be told (9)
10 Common soldier? (7)
11 It may tremble seeing that writer (5)
13 I'd go in for blue dye (6)
15 Extent of one's education (6)
18 Material for Suzette? (5)
19 He should be able to identify any salt
compound (7)
21 Told Maria the clumsy version (9)
23 It is charged for a portion without wine (3)
24 Notes to be taken slowly and earlier (7)
25 They man ships for a voyage, we hear (5)

Down
1 A ship, for example, with first- rate missile (7)
2 Very nervous after the centre has been
evacuated? (3,2,4)
3 Go astray or slip (5)
4 Give firm backing to a system of worship that's
mystical (6)
5 Train or coach (7)
6 A short spell of exercises is appropriate (3) 7 He sculpted a man embracing a girl (5)
12 Shared telephone as a political policy (5,4) 14 Reward one with a drug, perhaps (7) 16 Holds out longer? (7)
17 Promise not freely given (6) 18 It separates many in a deep sleep (5)
20 It can turn into quite a lark (5) 22 It could be an eye-opener (3) Solution on page 40

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Police investigate viral video of puppies violently dunked into Bali gutter
BAWA issues statement on Facebook to correct inaccurate reports
land's Bangli regen- If vendors are found selling dog There have been multiple inac-
cy. meat, or RW as it is locally curate and confusing reports in
known, civil service police have various media, one even stating
Bangli Police Chief previously said that they will be that perhaps the men were giv-
Supt. Agus Tri subject to lesser criminal charg- ing the dogs a bath, which is
Waluyuo confirmed es. certainly not the case. We have
with local reporters also been alerted to reports that
that his department But even if the men in the video the men in the video have killed
is conducting an weren't trying to drown the pup- dogs previously, transported the
Unsettling footage of a litter of investigation. pies for the purpose of getting dogs over district borders, to be
puppies getting dunked into a their meat, there are laws sold to RW restaurants.
Bali gutter has quickly gone "We are in the process, later, if against causing animal suffering
viral, prompting a police investi- we there has been criminal ac- in Indonesia, which they sure This activity is in violation of the
gation looking into the matter. tivity related to the case, we will seem to be violating. following laws:
move forward with the appropri- 1) Against animal cruelty
A short video shows a pair of ate process," Waluyo said, as BAWA (Bali Animal Welfare 2) Moving dogs over district
men roughly handling a group quoted by Detik. Association) issued a statement borders
of screeching puppies, with their on Facebook on May 21: 3) Causing public distress
legs and snouts bound. Using a Netizens are quicker to make
metal rod, the men violently judgements on the contents of “On Friday, 18th May, BAWA There is video evidence that
submerge the puppies in the the video, speculating that the staff met with government offi- documents the crime. We hope
gutter, before lifting them up by perpetrators are dog meat trad- cials and Police in Bangli who that the police will prosecute the
the legs and throwing them on ers. assured us they are perpetrators of this crime. It is
the side of the road. investigating the horrific cruelty time that the laws are widely
Bali essentially banned the is- captured on video of dogs, with understood and enforced.”
Originally posted to Facebook land's dog meat trade with a their legs and mouths bound,
on May 17 by Balinese woman governor's decree in July 2017, being drowned in a gutter to be According to local news police
Dian Wedha, the video was but there have still been reports sold for dog meat (RW). continues to investigate.
apparently recorded in the is- of dog meat sales persisting.
(SW & Coconuts.co)

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Bali-Java ferry on fire in Banyuwangi


Passengers had to be evacuat- Banyuwangi Water Police "When the fire first
ed from a burning ferry servic- Comr. Subandi. appeared, the ship
ing the Bali to Java route on was still positioned
Thursday afternoon. The route across the Bali Strait at sea, located 200
is a popular one, leaving from meters from the
The rear engine of the KMP the Port of Gilimanuk in Jem- beach," Subandi
Labitra Adinda caught fire brana, West Bali to Ketapang said, as quoted by
around 2:20pm right as the boat and is usually just a quick 30- Kompas. cause the wave conditions were
was queueing to dock at the minute ride–that is when the very high, up to three meters.
Port of Ketapang in Banyu- ferry doesn't catch fire. "It was a difficult time evacuat- We asked the crew to jump one
wangi, East Java, according to ing passengers and crew be- by one to the rubber boats,"
Subandi explained.

All passengers survived and


there were no reported inju-
ries, head of Jembrana Wa-
ter Police Unit, Insp. Eddy
Waluyo told Okezone.

The boat itself was eventual-


ly moved to Bulusan Beach,
which runs about one kilome-
ter from Ketapang Port. The
fire was reportedly thought to
be successfully extinguished
around 5:30pm, but
reemerged, and wasn't total-
ly extinguished til later in the
evening.
(Coconuts.co)

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Sad Adieu to Bamboo


Fire Destroys Major Bamboo Furniture Factory in Kusamba
A nighttime fire at PT Indobam- first noticed at 4:50 am . Prelim- hampered by the availability of
boo Lestari – a bamboo furni- inary investigations suggest the only a single fire hydrant, result-
ture factory in Kusamba Village fire may be linked to a short ing in the need to fetch water
on Friday, May 18, 2018, has circuit in the building's wiring. from several sources scattered
destroyed the factory and across the area. In all, some 40
caused billions of rupiah in The fire, fed by supplies of dried tanks of water were pumped
damage. bamboo and flammable adhe- onto the fire. Strong offshore spreading to nearby homes.
sives, raged for nearly 10 hours winds also fanned and fed the
As reported by NusaBali, no before firefighters could finally fire. Observes estimate that 80% of
fewer than 9 fire trucks sourced bring the blaze under control. the factory was destroyed in the
from Klungkung, Gianyar and No casualties were reported in fire.
Denpasar responded to the fire Efforts to put out the fire were the fire that was prevented from (www.balidaiscovery.com)

Rising Out of the Ashes


valued at Rp. 61.8 billion. Officials are expressing their number of shopping kiosks.
hopes that the new marketplace
The second phase of will be a modern and clean The new market will allocate
construction will be com- shopping option for both traders separate areas for the sale of
pleted by December 20, and shoppers when it opens its meat, produce, clothing and dry
2018. doors in December. goods.

As reported by NusaBali, Prior to the fire two years ago The new Badung Market will
The second phase of the re- the rebuilt Badung market will that destroyed the old Badung cover 6 floors (including a base-
building the Badung Market on be equipped with 5 elevators market, a total of 1,698 traders ment area) with space for 1,740
Jalan Gajah Mada in Denpasar and 10 escalators, connecting conducted their business from kiosks. Parking for 128 cars and
was commenced on Friday, the 5 floors of the central mar- the traditional market. The new 23 small trucks will also be
May 11, 2018 , with the signing ket. market has been constructed to available.
of a works contract serve at least an equal
(www.balidaiscovery.com)

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A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From
under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches
for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there,
reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so let
them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

An American tourist walks out of a Mexican train station when he notices he isn't wearing his watch.
A Mexican man is resting under a sombrero under a nearby tree. The American approaches the
Mexican and asks, "Excuse me, do you know what time is?" The Mexican looks at the donkey,
grabs its balls, and replies, "4:30." The American asks, "How do you know that?" The Mexican replies, "Well you get a handful of the
donkeys balls and lift them up so you can see that clock across the street."

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk. "Well, they feel a bit tight," re-
plies the blonde. The clerk bends down and has a look at the shoes on the blonde's feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk.
"Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth," the blonde replies.

A blondes answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said,
"I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The
blondes replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"

Three blondes were trapped on an island. They needed to get across the water to the
mainland. They came across a genie who said, "I will grant you ladies three wishes."
The first blondes said, "Turn me into a fish" and she swam across the water to the
other island. The second blondes said, "Give me a boat" and she rowed to the other
side. The third blondes said, "Turn me into a man" and she walked across the bridge.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and
rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished
to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with
her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I
wish my friends were here."

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you
have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many
would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and
another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and anoth-
er two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher:
"Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny:
"Because I've already got a freaking cat at home"
Masters Of Transport & Logistics

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive


nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Natu-
rally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus
driver and
Crossword solution from page 23 asks him if
he knows of
a way for
him to have
sex with the
nun. "Well,"
says the bus
driver,
"every night
at 8 o'clock,
she goes to
the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her
to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best
God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!"
she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first
have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she
prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty,
grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha!"
he says, "I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her
costume, "I'm the bus driver!"

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Welcoming the World Cup with a Song


Bali Community Choir to Perform at Warung Mina World Cup Celebration in Kerobokan on Saturday, June 2
Cup Revelry, Warung drink, televised World Cup 8:00 pm on Saturday evening,
Mina on Jalan Matches, a 3D Illusional Booth June 2.
Gunung Tankuban that will mesmerize and con-
Perahu No. 78 at Pa- fuse, and a one-night-only ap- For more information check out
dangsambian Kelod pearance of the Bali Community their Facebook page:
(Near Kerobokan Pris- Choir on opening night June facebook.com/warungmina.pds
on) is organizing a 3- 2nd – all form part of the fun or call +62-(0)361-9074123 for
day-long World Cup that awaits. reservations. Be quick to grab
Inspired celebration one of the limited seats or just
June 2-3-4, 2018, The Bali Community Choir - the pop in to get some food and
operating each even- Sanur based choral society is some music.
To mark the commencement of ing between 6:00 – 10:00 pm. booked to sing two sets at
(www.balidaiscovery.com)
the "crazy season" of World Excellent deals on food and Warung Mina at 7:00 pm and

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Aussie mum's Bali tattoo nightmare - Henna Tattoo - next warning


Lisa and I just got back from another nese people but stay clear of problem either; cases have
Anne amazing holiday in Bali. But a any henna tattoos especially if been reported around the world,
Tapp week after being home my six- they are offering in the black including seven-year-old Madi-
and year-old son started to break colour." son Gulliver who was left with
her out on his arms and leg where horrific scars after visiting
family he had henna tattoos done." Lisa's warning comes after Chi- Egypt, and Theo Luckett, 7,
had Lisa said the problem lay in thenese media reported that a 30- who was scarred in Bulgaria.
just tattoo's black colouring, which year-old man was taken to hos- While PPD is present in many
had a indicates that chemicals were pital days after returning from products, such as sun cream
blissful added to it. the Indonesian holiday isle. He and hair dye, it is usually used
holiday had suffered a severe allergic in very small doses.
in Bali,"The tattoos were black and not reaction to a henna tattoo, with
a destination she loves - but brownish red," she said. "I have his arm turning red and becom- The addition of PPD into henna
things turned sour after they since found out that the black ing severely swollen. is now recognised as a public
returned home. henna has nasty chemicals health issue, as this allergenic
added to it. They add PPD Problems with dark henna tat- chemical often causes hyper-
While in the resort area of Nusa (paraphenylenediamine) and toos in Bali are so common that sensitivity reactions in children.
Dua, in southern Bali, she treat- even kerosene." our government has issued a
(The Observer)
ed her six-year-old son Benja- warning, however many tourists
min to a henna tattoo. However, It's likely that the scars will re- remain unaware.
shortly after getting back to main, although there's hope
Australia earlier this month, they will fade over time. The Department of Foreign Af-
Benjamin suffered a reaction "The hospital and doctors back fairs and Trade states in its trav-
that may see him scarred for home have told me that my son el advice for Indonesia: "Avoid Not advertising
life. will more likely have permanent temporary black henna tattoos
scarring on his two arms and which often contain a dye that your business
Now, the Australian traveller is leg. can cause serious skin reac-
warning others of the dangers. tions." with us yet?
"Just thought I would put out a "So please everyone enjoy the
warning," Lisa said. "My family beautiful Bali and beautiful Bali- It's not just Bali that has this Drop us a line @
sanurweekly@gmail.com

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The Bad News is the Good News - Bali by the Numbers


Superficially seen, the news ists arrived in Bali, down only February that were negatively decrease of 11.4% year-on-year
that foreign tourist arrivals to 2,77% from the same quarter in impacted by the late 2017 erup- cumulatively for the months
Bali declined 2.77% in the first 2017 when 1,340,308 foreign tion of Mount Agung that January-February. Now, with
three months (Q1) of 2018 tourists came to the Island. caused a 2.5 day closure of Bali's arrivals down only 2,77%
might be seen as "bad news." Bali's Ngurah Rai Airport in No- by the end of Q1 2018 it is be-
But, in fact, official Bali tourism And, while total arrivals for Q1 vember 2017. ing clearly demonstrated that
arrivals figures now available 2018 figures are on a "near-par" arrivals are headed in the right
covering Q1 2018 give abun- year-on-year with 2017, the That Bali's foreign tourist arri- direction and the negative im-
dant reason for good hope. March figures demonstrate that vals are on the mend is indis- pact of Mount Agung's late
Bali is making a strong recovery putable. Year-on-year arrivals 2017 eruptions has dissipated.
At the end of March 2018, a following the dismal arrival fig- for January 2018 were down
(www.balidaiscovery.com)
total of 1,303,166 foreign tour- ures posted in January and 22.3%, "improving" to only a

TIDE
CHARTS

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Myth Busted: Bali merchants are not using color-coded bags based on your haggling skills
God bless the Daily Mail. Earlier the "cheapskates." true. Well
this month, the Brit tabloid pub- then. Case
lished a nail-biting "exposé" You'll get your shopping good- closed!
detailing how vendors in Bali ies bagged up in a black plastic
are secretly rating your bargain- bag if you bargained well and Not that you
ing competency by giving you got a good price, a red bag if should need
different colored plastic bags you got the inflated tourist price, much convinc-
corresponding to your haggling and a striped black-and-white ing at this point that the Daily cozies, and themed Bali key-
skills (or lack thereof). bag if you seem to enjoy the Mail was simply pulling this sto- chains. "That's not true, why do
sport of haggling, claims Jacob ry out of their ass, but since we that?", chortled Toni, another
According to the story, mer- Polychronis, writing for Daily had nothing better to do, we merchant down the street with
chants are "categorizing shop- Mail Australia. decided to give our man Troy similar wares.
pers right under their noses the benefit of the doubt, and
based on their haggling skills to It's a pretty amazing claim. headed to the heart of Kuta, In fact, of the 10 plus shops we
separate the "easy marks" from They must have done some ground zero for souvenir shop- went to, only one had even
pretty intense research to rip ping in Bali. heard of the alleged plastic bag
the lid off this long-running scam before.
scam, right? Making our way from Kartika
Plaza to Poppies I, we chatted By the way, not a single shop
Advertise your Actually, no. No they did not. to more than 10 shopkeepers we visited even had red bags.
business with us and Their "research" consisted of about the plastic bag conspira-
reach thousands of speaking to one "regular Bali cy, and got one resounding Out of all the shops we went to,
visitor," a Kristian Troy, who response about the alleged only one had a color other than
potential customers single-handedly "uncovered" system: "bohong" (Indonesian black in stock. That shop had
every week! the system 30! years ago. for lie or fabrication). both black and white bags, and
strictly for pragmatic reasons -
Troy says that he was skeptical "What? I never heard that, that's the white bags are bigger and
For more info drop
when he first learned of the funny," said Tom, one Kuta stronger than the black bags,
us a line @ system, but he tested it out - at shopkeeper selling the usual they told us.
sanurweekly@gmail.com two shops! - and found it to be Ganesha tanks, Bintang beer
(Coconuts.co)

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181̊ Burger & Sandwiches O12
Addonis Spa G36
Amber L34
Bali Bagus R16
Bali Indah Spa G19
Bali Vape I29
BaliMoves Property C34
Bamboo Shoots F39
Bamboo Bar & Lounge O38
Barbs Sports Bar S22
Beatles Cavern Bar K15
Byrdhouse/Minami S12
Curry In Bali O5
Doner Kebab P12
Duck Inn O16
East Bali Surf & Sail U31
Fire Station M34
Genius Cafe Mercure H39
Good Massage O13
Graze Bali T26
Jalapeno Q32
Jamu Wellness S21
Kuu Bali T26
La Bruschetta Italian M34
Nu Lazer Sports Bar S19
LimLing Bar P11
ManShed H31
Maya Sanur Resort & Spa T29
Malaika Secret Garden J35
MD Warung M30
On-On Bar M33
Pizza Club P33
PM Coin Laundry C36
Power of Now Oasis H38
Randys Café & Bar R15
Sand Beach Club & Resto S15
Beach House Sanur R35
Suka Merta Villas AAA36
Sweet Magnolia G39
The Nest Beachside Spa S34
The Onion M36
The Pavilions R16
The Place To Be N33
Tree Bar T26
Utama Spice O33 Maya
Maya Sanur
Sanur Resort & Spa
Warung LovePorridge G21 Resort
Warung Dead Fish P16
Warun Lotus N33
Warung Sports R13

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