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Jasper says:
hey guys
Sneevil says:
hey m8
NewsMuffin says:
hi
Jasper says:
sorry I'm a bit late
NewsMuffin says:
its fine
Jasper says:
not a very good day, tbh
NewsMuffin says:
sucks
chtulhu doesn't have an MSN
I dont know if he's making one or not
Sneevil says:
we'll see
Jasper says:
sent them a message on the forum
them being Poon, Cthulhu and Abculatter
NewsMuffin says:
are we going to use cassal or maptool?
vassal
Jasper says:
I'm looking at Maptool now, we'll probably use that for the moment.
NewsMuffin says:
ok
Sneevil says:
i'll have to download that i think
Jasper says:
me too
NewsMuffin says:
which version?
newest?
Jasper says:
1.3, I think
NewsMuffin says:
k
I have 1.3b74 on mine right now
Sneevil says:
hmm intresting group we've got here
NewsMuffin says:
do we have a techpreist?
Sneevil says:
nope
NewsMuffin says:
that could be a problem
Jasper says:
I'll work around it.
Sneevil says:
we have a few hiveworlders that should cushion it
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Sneevil says:
well that is chtulu accounted for
NewsMuffin says:
poon still has to come online, and abaculatter too
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Jasper says:
hey
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Sneevil says:
hey m8
NewsMuffin says:
hi
teraticcephalopod@fhtagn.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
So are we doing it on here?
Or somewhere else?
Also, hwo do I verify my email?
That's kind of annoying
Jasper says:
dunno. maybe an email link or something
NewsMuffin says:
check your email and verify it
MSN sends you an email
Jasper says:
we'll probably do the first bit on here, because I just haven't felt well enoug
h to make a map in maptools or vassal today.
NewsMuffin says:
ok
Sneevil says:
no problem
NewsMuffin says:
be right back, getting something to eat
Jasper says:
If we don't have the other two by quarter to, I'll start.
NewsMuffin says:
back
Sneevil says:
man my first roll for T was inhumanly bad
24
Jasper says:
Dang
NewsMuffin says:
thats pretty bad
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Sneevil says:
had agi on 26 so i took the more important one i'll probably try to bossyt it a
bit
NewsMuffin says:
k
Herppp says:
sorry, I got distracted.
Jasper says:
no worries
Herppp says:
We all ready to go with this?
I have to uh, find my character sheet quick.
Jasper says:
waiting for Abculatter, I think.
Sneevil says:
yup
NewsMuffin says:
be right back, gotta do some quick laundry
Herppp says:
so we gonna roll dice IRL or do we have some fancy die rolling program
Jasper says:
there's a couple of programs/sites you can use
I usually use this one
The problem though is how are we goign to show those results here in a timely m
anner?
Jasper says:
http://dicelog.com/dice
just tell me
I trust you guys
I don't trust me.
Jasper says:
I'll get a bit suspicious if you keep rolling below 10 on your D100s, but other
wise it'll be fine.
Sneevil says:
i'll roll for you then *grin*
NewsMuffin says:
back
No you will not, Sneevil
Sneevil says:
fine
but man d10's look wierd
Jasper says:
they do, somewhat
We could have maptool or whatever open
Herppp says:
yeah
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
And just use the textr
And dice
Jasper says:
I'm a complete novice with Maptool, so you're going to have to guide me in term
s of joining the right game/server or whatever.
OH
Jasper says:
I meant to have a look at it today, figure out how it works, but I just didn't
feel up to it.
It's pretty easy, especially if that's allw e're doing
We'd also need Hamachi though
Becasue routers and stuff
Jasper says:
I have Hamachi
Cool
Does everyone else?
NewsMuffin says:
i dont
Sneevil says:
downloading it then
NewsMuffin says:
downloading
Herppp says:
uh
I'll get it.
Do we have a server?
Herppp says:
I dunno
Jasper says:
I don't think so.
Someone should probably host one.
Herppp says:
hm
NewsMuffin says:
installing
Sneevil says:
my clunky connection couldn't take it
NewsMuffin says:
mine might
i dont know
i have verison fios
Jasper says:
Hamachi's being difficult
Herppp says:
hmm.
What's it doing?
Jasper says:
Server is denying my log-in request
The Hamachi server has denied your login request
Herppp says:
hmmm.
Did you try a few times?
Jasper says:
yes
:/
It's working fine for me.
Sneevil says:
same here
NewsMuffin says:
close it and restart it?
i wouldnt know
Jasper says:
I have done.
NewsMuffin says:
oh
Jasper says:
re-Downloading it now. It might be an issue with the update or something
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Sneevil says:
hmm it said something funny about sept 26
NewsMuffin says:
good thing its the 25th
Herppp says:
What benefits does Hamachi provide?
I'm not exactly familiar with it.
It emulates a LAN
Jasper says:
Acts as a LAN, I believe
So we can use stuff like Maptool without ports hassling us.
Herppp says:
Ah.
NewsMuffin says:
awesome
Jasper says:
I used it a few times for playing Diablo 2
Herppp says:
Indeed..
Sneevil says:
zoo keeper ftw btw
Herppp says:
That's cool though.
Never used it for anything, I don't really play games with my friends very much
Well, games that aren't console games I guess.
NewsMuffin says:
yeah same
Herppp says:
Most of my friends (and myself as well, for most of my life) are console fags,
etc
Sneevil says:
what's bad about a console?
Herppp says:
Nothing
Sneevil says:
games run smoother on it
Herppp says:
Well, because the hardware is uniform across all of them
NewsMuffin says:
yeah, but you can't play dark heresy or dwarf fortress on them
Sneevil says:
true
Herppp says:
PC games IMO are generally better because there are a wider range of options
usually more depth and complexity
NewsMuffin says:
thats the main reason my 360 inst plugged in
Herppp says:
but it's still a bitch to get games to work sometimes.
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Jasper says:
ok, reinstall has worked
Sneevil says:
can't use miniatures on a console or pc
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
Heh
Vassal
Tabletop Programs
Herppp says:
For people that don't have any IRL friends to play tabletop games with T_T
Sneevil says:
still painting them yourself is always awesome
Herppp says:
Agreed.
My IRL friends don't play tabletop games.
NewsMuffin says:
well, yeah, but you still dont get the feeling of holding a model and... gettin
g poked fingers...
Herppp says:
My IRL friends want to but everything inevitably falls apart because they all g
et butthurt too easily
NewsMuffin says:
yeah mayby vassal is bettter in some ways
maybe
Jasper says:
I've got a few IRL friends who play tabletop games, but they've mostly moved aw
ay or gone to Uni
And you don't get that wonderful lightness in your wallet
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
I.E. "I wanna take the van and go back to the store to buy some sandwiches."
Sneevil says:
true it is a very expensive hobby
Jasper says:
Ok. Do we have a network, or shall I create one?
Herppp says:
"Dude, you're in a locked graveyard. You can't leave." "Can't I just climb the
gate?" "No." "This is fucking dumb. I want to masturbate." "Dude focus." "No, I
need a sandwich to focus." etc etc
uh
I'd say you do if we don't have one already
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Sneevil says:
yes plaers tend to be random
players
Herppp says:
Which is fine but if the DM doesn't know how to deal with it, it doesn't work s
o well.
Jasper says:
ok, I've made a network, called it DH Group
Herppp says:
Alright
NewsMuffin says:
ok
Jasper says:
Password Heresy
NewsMuffin says:
ok
Sneevil says:
¨bingo
Herppp says:
gimme a second.
I have to install this thinger.
NewsMuffin says:
im in
Sneevil says:
wait
Brb
Sneevil says:
i know this kind of programm from work
there is a martha among us
Herppp says:
Ahahah
Yeah
That's my PC name
I use the name "Martha Christ"
For everything
NewsMuffin says:
funniest thing ive heard so far. I've only been awake a few hours
Herppp says:
I dunno, I get paranoid about putting my real name on things.
EVEN HOMEWORK IN SCHOOL
NewsMuffin says:
wow
Herppp says:
<_<
I don't think Abculatter's gonna show
NewsMuffin says:
hmm... yeah
Jasper says:
doesn't look like it
NewsMuffin says:
what was he?
Sneevil says:
psyker
Psyker
Herppp says:
yeah
NewsMuffin says:
ah
But I don't htink he really knew what he was doing
Sneevil says:
can get integrated nicely
I got that feeling
Sneevil says:
a bad feeling i guess?
Yeah
My bad feelings are always right
NewsMuffin says:
so what do we have? I'm guardsmen
Herppp says:
i'll feel you badly
uh, i'm an Assassin
Sneevil says:
Cleric
Scum
Herppp says:
CRIMINAL SCUM
Sneevil says:
took the medicae for good measure
Herppp says:
I just want to put this out there, but I have literally no idea what i'm doing/
how to play this game.
Sneevil says:
well
Herppp says:
roll dice, kill heretics
Sneevil says:
we are all acolytes in service of an inquisitor
Investigate
Herppp says:
Well I know that, but other than that
Sneevil says:
we are frontline fodder
Herppp says:
Like it's not much different than playing a d20 game, right.
just with different dice?
It's pretty different
Herppp says:
Ah.
NewsMuffin says:
i would say the same, but i fear im more inexpeirenced that you
than
It's not a combat heavy thing
Herppp says:
Basically just roll dice.
We'll figure it out.
Jasper says:
You're all getting thrown into the underhive, hunting for a Chaos Renegade who
is believed to have hidden down there
Herppp says:
WELL, the combat heavy part depends on who is GM
and what the campaign is
Sneevil says:
we are kind of like doing CSI before anyone is killed
Yeah, but the nature of the combat means if you get into it a lot you won't las
t very long
NewsMuffin says:
what's our inquisitors name, or do we not know?
Especially with psykers and stuff, perils of the warp
Sneevil says:
we know but he is a plot character and doesn't show up much
Herppp says:
I.E. when I played Cthulhu d20 it was supposed to be more investigative but I k
new that would bore my friends so it quickly devolved into blowing up junkies wi
th sawn off mosin nagants and dynamite.
Yeah.
Makes sense
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
but it adds detail
We still need to know his name
Sneevil says:
Inquisitors are busy men
Also, what ordo?
Herppp says:
busy busy.
Sneevil says:
Hereticus
hunting heretics now
NewsMuffin says:
no time for unproven heretics
not heretics
acolytes
Proof is for sissies
Find evidence
Burn heretic
BUrn evidence
NewsMuffin says:
proof=/= evidence?
Burn witnesses
Herppp says:
Burn the world
NewsMuffin says:
burn hive
Sneevil says:
relax
NewsMuffin says:
let the galaxy burn
Herppp says:
Relax? Yeah right
HERESY GROWS FROM IDLENESS
Sneevil says:
only when he gets away we"d have to birn the hive city
now if we don't find him in 3 days we bombard the plane
t
Now you're going overboard
Anyway, what do we know about this chaos renegade?
Herppp says:
Yeah, we should probably figure that all out.
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
im guessing we're not using maptools for now?
Sneevil says:
char name is zelik btw
Jasper says:
He's known to be charismatic, and to be able to sway even the hardiest of imper
ial souls. It is likely he will have a fairly large Underhive gang, which he wil
l use for his own defense.
Do we have a name, or a description, or anything?
Herppp says:
I specialize in killing things with things so we shall see how well that works.
NewsMuffin says:
we're going to need poon a whole lot then
Sneevil says:
hmm probably a follower of tzeentch then
Herppp says:
ahah we need poon.
Pssst
Acolytes generally don't know about the Ruinous POwers
NewsMuffin says:
we will
That's the kind of stuff that gets you purged
NewsMuffin says:
soon enough
I measn, I'm already tainted
mean
Sneevil says:
let's just not speak about them al that much
I don't think we should mention any of that at all
Do we have the name of his gang?
NewsMuffin says:
lest the emperor be listening
Lest the bad guys be listening
NewsMuffin says:
yeah that too
Acting Inquisitorial is an awesome way to make a heretic cell disperse
Jasper says:
He wears unmarked, usually purple robes, has cropped brown hair, and usually ca
rries a Chainsword.
NewsMuffin says:
dibs on the sword
Sneevil says:
ouch
fine
Jasper says:
We don't know the name of his gang, just that it'll be one of several in the ar
ea, and that they'll all have periodic 'disputes' over territory
Sneevil says:
(OOC) start using ooc chat?
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) good enough for me
Jasper says:
(OOC) sounds good
Herppp says:
(OOC) for character knowledge and related things, obviously.
(OOC) as well for fooling around
((Hmmm. Maybe we could try to get into his gang?))
Herppp says:
(OOC) inquistors are SRS BSNZ
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) remember, what you know and your character knows are completely different
things
Herppp says:
Perhaps we should search for areas that have recently been a scene of battle?
Sneevil says:
(OOC) yes because my robes are very unremarkable
Herppp says:
(OOC) yeah, my friends don't seem to know that.
Jasper says:
You have just stepped off the shuttle from the ship which brought you here, and
are in the spaceport
Can I buy some ammo?
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) How much do our characters know about eachother?
I've only got like one pistol clip
Herppp says:
I have 16 rounds for my rifle, and a charge pack for my las pistol.
Jasper says:
Ammo will be fairly plentiful in the underhive, given the amount of Gang Warfar
e you get down there.
NewsMuffin says:
A charge pack for laspistols are 30 shots I believe
Sneevil says:
i will ask the nearest Arbitrator if we may use some supplies for our cause.
Herppp says:
(What exactly does the space port look like? What kind of people are here?)
Jasper says:
The Arbitrator raises an eyebrow. "Which cause would that be?"
Are we in the underhive, yet?
Sneevil says:
we are members of the inquisition
our buisness is our own
Jasper says:
You're in the spaceport, which is in the main Hive. Underhive is quite a way do
wn.
NewsMuffin says:
Ah, so some likable people then.
Herppp says:
We should probably make our way down, unless this Arbitrator wants to lend us s
ome supplies.
NewsMuffin says:
Yeah
Not if we scare them all away flashing our medallions around
Sneevil says:
(OOC) would also directly let the renegade know we are looking for him bad idea
Herppp says:
We have to make haste, we don't want to let this man grow more powerful in the
time we spend.
(OOC) Probably better to employ some for of trickery.
(OOC) *form
((Of course, openly saying we're with the Inquisition will do the same thing.
The walls have ears))
Sneevil says:
(true
(better make haste then)
NewsMuffin says:
((Stealth is key)
Herppp says:
Let's keep our buisness to ourselves, and press towards the Underhive.
(as an aside to the group)
Sneevil says:
(OOC) poon what is your per like?
Jasper says:
The Arbitrator smiles. "Uh Huh. You're the 3rd person today to ask me for stuff
, claiming you're from the Inquisition. Pull the other one, it's got bells on."
Yeah, we don't need the cops getting involved
Herppp says:
(OOC) My perception? Or my person?
Sneevil says:
(OOC) perception
NewsMuffin says:
At least he doesn't suspect just yet. Don't flash the rosette.
Herppp says:
(OOC) 31.
NewsMuffin says:
(Can we put our sheets on Hamachi?
)
I don't think it supports anything like that
NewsMuffin says:
(Oh. I must be misinformed then
)
We could throw them up on a piratepad or something
Jasper says:
or Google Docs, maybe?
Herppp says:
possible
NewsMuffin says:
that would work
Sneevil says:
let's head towards the hive city itself then
NewsMuffin says:
ok
Herppp says:
Agreed.
Aren't we already in the hive?
Herppp says:
We're in the spaceport.
Sneevil says:
(OOC) space port
((Is the spaceport not part of the hive?))
Jasper says:
There's free mass transit from the hive to the port, or you could hire or steal
a vehicle from somewhere nearby
Oh
Well there you go
Herppp says:
That sounds rather useful. I vote we use the mass transit.
Sneevil says:
OOC) nope its a different construction
NewsMuffin says:
A personal vehicle could be better
then we dont have to walk
Sneevil says:
a then get something stolen by rifraff?
NewsMuffin says:
not if we use our resident scum as a car alarm
Herppp says:
Perhaps, though I personally see nothing wrong with mass transit aside from per
haps having to deal with a few uppity civillians.
Just keep your head down
And it'll be fine
NewsMuffin says:
Wouldn't they see our weapons?
Jasper says:
Awareness tests, please.
Herppp says:
(OOC) For this, Would I just roll against my perception? And to pass, I have to
roll under it, correct?
I fialed :/
Jasper says:
Perception tests if you have the Awareness skill, half perception otherwise
And Per+10 if you took Awareness twice?
Herppp says:
(OOC) have awareness, rolled a 29 against my 31 perception
Sneevil says:
(OOC) damn 16 just above my half
Jasper says:
yep, Per+10 if you have Awareness +10
NewsMuffin says:
I passed, 15 to my 35 perception with awareness
I still failed.
Jasper says:
ok, Poon and Muffin notice someone following the group as they head towards the
Mass Transit.
Well that was fast.
Herppp says:
Let's act as though we don't notice them, best not to stir up any trouble at th
is point.
NewsMuffin says:
They're on to us. I agree
Sneevil says:
what are you two mumbling about
NewsMuffin says:
But try to catch them in an alley way
Herppp says:
Agreed.
We have someone following us, my comrade.
NewsMuffin says:
shh shh quiet down
Herppp says:
(Right. Let's act normal. Continue to tranist?)
NewsMuffin says:
(Yes)
Sneevil says:
(agreed)
(Yeah)
Wait, is OOC for everything that's not in character speech/emotes?
Herppp says:
(OOC) Out of character.
Sneevil says:
(OOC) ypu
Herppp says:
(OOC) I'm assuming we're using (this for whispers)
((Yeah, I know that, I just usually have a stricter definition of it))
Herppp says:
(OOC) Ah, yeah, not in character speech/emotes
((Alright, that works, anyway))
NewsMuffin says:
but (this) for whispers
Jasper says:
As you get to the hub, you see a conveyance slowing down, and disgorging a crow
d of workers.
*transit hub
Herppp says:
Shall we?
(Bet a throne the cleric tipped them off when he talked to the arbites)
Herppp says:
(perhaps we can trap him alone on the transit with us?)
Yeah,
NewsMuffin says:
(I dont know
Sneevil says:
(probably just acting like anormal cleric)
NewsMuffin says:
(Transit is usually full)
Sneevil says:
fine then
Herppp says:
(We have to be careful when we talk, this place doesn't seem very friendly.)
(Not so public, get him when there's no one around. We needta rough'em up a bi
t)
NewsMuffin says:
(I say an alley way. Get off at the next stop)
Herppp says:
(Indeed. Catch him in an alley, as you suggested.)
Jasper says:
You join the crowd getting on to the transport
(OOC)Brb
Sneevil says:
well let's see where this brings us eh *take a seat*
Jasper says:
as he makes his way towards you, your stalker trips over, knocking himself out
on a nearby bench
Herppp says:
...
Silly bastard.
NewsMuffin says:
Quick out out!
Sneevil says:
(OOC) agi test fail?
Jasper says:
(OOC) 100!
thorough fail
Herppp says:
(OOC) wonderful ahah
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Way to go.
Herppp says:
(I suggest we search is person, though maybe wait until the transit is empty?)
NewsMuffin says:
Lets get off the transit before it leaves
Herppp says:
(Take him with us, though.)
(Say our friend fell.)
Sneevil says:
fine then
Herppp says:
(He will likely provide valuable information on our target.)
NewsMuffin says:
(Sounds good)
Jasper says:
The guy didn't manage to get on the transport before he failed that hard.
Sneevil says:
(OOC) this is why i took intterogation
Herppp says:
(ooc) oh, indeed, well, lets go
(OOC) Okay, so to get off the transit, will it involve any sort of rolls?
(OOC)Where are we going?
(OOC)Did it already leave?
Sneevil says:
(OOC- no
Jasper says:
The transport's heading to the Hive, it's not left yet.
Sneevil says:
(OOC) our assailant took a stupid mistake
Herppp says:
Okay, lets leave quickly
(Then let's be good samaritans
And help our friend over there onto the train
Herppp says:
(I beckon for my comrades to follow, and hop off the transit.)
NewsMuffin says:
I get off as well
I disembark
Herppp says:
(Make my way to the unconcious man)
Sneevil says:
*follow the rest*
Herppp says:
We might need two to carry him.
I'll get his feet.
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Hey, can we use "These" to speak?
(Maybe we don't need to take the train. Is there anywhere we can take him? Sa
y we're taking him to the doctor)
Herppp says:
(OOC) Ah, good idea.)
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) and nothing for action
I agree.
NewsMuffin says:
*actions
Jasper says:
(OOC) that works.
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Yeah, it was a little confusing
Herppp says:
"(Let's take him into the nearby alleyway, out of the sight of prying eyes.)"
NewsMuffin says:
"(Good idea)"
I usually do ((For OOC)), nothing for discussing outside of the character himse
lf or emoting, and "For talking"
"Heheh, this is our lucky day"
Sneevil says:
(grab his arm) let's get him somewhere "safe"
Herppp says:
"I'll get his feet" *Grabs his feet, and lifts.*
So what does he look like?
NewsMuffin says:
I grab his other arm. "Let's catche the trasport"
*catch
Jasper says:
He's short, and very pale
Herppp says:
"Yes, let us help our poor friend to his home in the Underhive."
Does he have any distinguishing clothing we could use to help identify the gang
?
"Nah, nah, we need to get him to a -doctor-, he gots a concussion"
Sneevil says:
poor man
NewsMuffin says:
"Nah, he's fine, bro."
*Winks exaggeratedly at the word "doctor"*
Herppp says:
"Ah, you are correct, I can see that he is in a rather bad way."
Jasper says:
He's dressed in fairly non-descript clothes.
they are a dirty brown
NewsMuffin says:
"Hmmm, yeah, actually we should."
Herppp says:
"Yes, let us bring him to the -Doctor-" *Winks knowingly*
"Quick now, to the transit before it leaves. We don't want to miss it."
Sneevil says:
let us go
NewsMuffin says:
"Yeah"
Sneevil says:
*carry him on the transit*
"What if he wakes up onboard though? I think we need to take care of him now"
Herppp says:
*boards the transit, with unconcious friend in tow*
"We can catch the next one"
NewsMuffin says:
I board the transit
Herppp says:
"True.
NewsMuffin says:
We're a little split up
Sneevil says:
the longer we wait the more powerfull the heretic grows
Herppp says:
"If he woke up on board it could be un-needed trouble."
(OOC) What are all of our characters names? Mine is Zolus.
"Yeah, exactly, so let's take this guy to the -doctor- right now, so he doesn't
cause a fuss on the train"
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Eisen
(OOC)Tarkan
Herppp says:
"I agree, lets go."
"Quickly."
Sneevil says:
(OOC) zelik
fine then
NewsMuffin says:
I get off the transit again
Herppp says:
"To the doctor!"
"(heh.)"
NewsMuffin says:
"AWAAAYY... a little to loud?"
Herppp says:
"Perhaps. Okay, Zelik, let's go."
Sneevil says:
(OOc) kind of looks stupid some guys getting of on off on again
Jasper says:
Looking around, you see a conveniently dark space in between a Hanger and what
looks like the main office building.
Herppp says:
(OOC) WE ARE INDECISIVIE
You said he was short and pale? Is he just ugly, or is he mutated?
Jasper says:
he's just ugly.
Herppp says:
Motions towars the dark spot, "Zelik, let's take him back there."
Sneevil says:
okay then
Jasper says:
pretty much everyone's pale, there's not much sun in the hive.
Alright.
Sneevil says:
tarkan you keep guard
look guise i pick good font
Herppp says:
"Might get a bit loud, what with all the doctor stuff we need to do."
("The spaceport's loud, he'll be fine")
Herppp says:
("Ah, this is true."
NewsMuffin says:
I gots one too
Jasper says:
It is pretty loud. There's a lot of people around.
Sneevil says:
(you are right)
Herppp says:
(OOC) A good plan, now it's easier to distinguish who is who.
*Zelik and I take him into the dark place between the Hangar and the office.*
Bonus points if you find one that fits your character's personality.
Herppp says:
(OOC) Heh, indeed.
teraticcephalopod@fhtagn.com (E-mail address not verified) just sent you a nudge
.
Whoops
Jasper says:
yep
Herppp says:
"Okay, let's get this show on the road."
Sneevil says:
(OOCà my screen
Herppp says:
"We'll need him to be awake before we can get anything out of him."
Jasper says:
No one really pays any attention to you dragging an unconscious bloke into an a
lleyway
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) I don't have a personality in mind. I guess he'll grow
Sneevil says:
We and something to restrain him from darting off
Herppp says:
"Someone strong will need to hold him down, so he doesn't run away, though we c
ould also bind him.
NewsMuffin says:
"I'll hold him"
Herppp says:
"Alright."
"Do we got any rope?"
Herppp says:
"Hm."
Can I search the area?
Jasper says:
Ok
Perception -10
Sneevil says:
Fine i will wait for him
Herppp says:
Just an extra precaution, though I have no doubts in Eisen's ability
NewsMuffin says:
Why thank you.
Jasper says:
Searching the area is Perception -10
Herppp says:
(OOC) I rolled a 53.
Jasper says:
'cos it's dark and nasty
Herppp says:
(OOC) Against my 31 perception
Sneevil says:
(OOC) fail
NewsMuffin says:
Are you blind?
"Use a gun as rope"
Herppp says:
"Let's just break his fucking kneecaps.
NewsMuffin says:
I pull out my laspistol in the alleyway
Herppp says:
"That should do for binding him."
Jasper says:
You look around, but see nothing long and thin enough to tie a guy up with.
Sneevil says:
Any luck?
Herppp says:
No.
"Nothing."
I stand guard near the entrance to the alleyway, ready to pull out my autopisto
l
Herppp says:
"Break his knees. Should wake him up, too."
Sneevil says:
pull out hammer* i know just the thing
NewsMuffin says:
I prop him up against a wall, and put my hand on his shoulder
"Don't kill him now... At least not until he tells us what we want to know"
Herppp says:
(OOC) BRB
"We won't, we just need to keep him still"
NewsMuffin says:
"I know, I know."
I load my pistol nonetheless
Jasper says:
Due to the dark, no one sees you, or your guns.
Sneevil says:
Eisen that thing is gonna make a lot of noise
"Don't break his knees, just wake him up"
NewsMuffin says:
"Oh come on a laspistol?"
"Nobody'll notice, they'll just think a lighter backfired, it'll be fine"
Sneevil says:
Okay then
Jasper says:
The guy seems to be waking up, he mumbles something under his breath
NewsMuffin says:
I point the pistol at the wall next to his head. "Should I? To wake him up?"
"Pff, lasers. No fun at all"
Jasper says:
"Uh? Lasers?"
"Oh. Oh Shit."
NewsMuffin says:
"Hmm, no need. Zelik?"
Sneevil says:
Hold him down guys i have some questions for him
NewsMuffin says:
I put the pistol to his head
"This'll hold you."
Jasper says:
"Y.. Yeah. I think that'll hold me."
'What a swell guy"
NewsMuffin says:
"Good."
Jasper says:
"Just don't hurt me! I only do this so I can eat!"
Sneevil says:
Now now why where you following us?
Jasper says:
"You're Offworlders, you're a target for every pickpocket in the sector!"
Herppp says:
"Eating won't exactly be a problem if we kill you."
Sneevil says:
As if i believe that *press* harder*
Herppp says:
*pull out my las pistol*
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Look at all the pistols.
Herppp says:
"(I want to be threatening too.)"
Sneevil says:
(OOC) interrogation roll?
Jasper says:
ok. go for it
Herppp says:
*with a slight frown*"Everyone else was doing it."
Sneevil says:
(OOC) 15 have the skill so a double succes i think?
(OOC) base is 35
Herppp says:
(OOC) HE IS SCARED
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Just makes it easier
Jasper says:
(OOC) he is very, very scared
Herppp says:
(OOC) Roll for pants shitting?
(OOC) lool, jk
Jasper says:
"I paid my tribute to the Baron, I get any off world prey I see, so long as I g
ive him his cut!"
Herppp says:
*sits up against the adjacent wall, keeping his eyes on the pickpocket.*
Sneevil says:
Who is this Baron figure.
Herppp says:
("Baron?")
NewsMuffin says:
"(Maybe the guy we're lookin for)"
Herppp says:
"You work for royalty, eh?"
(Probably.)
Sneevil says:
(a nickname maybe)?
Herppp says:
(probably.)
Jasper says:
"He's one of the gang leaders. He lays claim to the spaceport."
Herppp says:
"Empire owns the spaceport, chump."
NewsMuffin says:
"(Does anyone remember what our guy looks like?)"
"Bald?"
Jasper says:
"Yeah, but the Empire doesn't own the Crime in the spaceport."
Sneevil says:
Say he doesn't wear purple now does he?
"Purple robe?"
NewsMuffin says:
"Yeah, yeah."
(OOC) Baron, purple, color of royalty. That's our guy
Herppp says:
"Tch." (Silent.)
(OOC) You're right.
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Yeah
Sneevil says:
(OOC) there is the chance
Herppp says:
(OOC) Ask him.
(OOC) already did, nvm
Jasper says:
"The Baron? I've not seen him. I don't know."
Herppp says:
"You seen anyone else in your little rat pack wearing purple?"
(OOC) Brb. Sorry.
Jasper says:
"Purple? If we could afford gaudy clothes, we wouldn't be picking pockets."
Herppp says:
(Doesn't mean his baron don't wear that color..)
Sneevil says:
Then who do you get your tasks from?
'Find out who has seen him. See if the guy knows any enforcers or capos or wha
tever"
NewsMuffin says:
"You're lying, scum... No offence Tarkan."
Jasper says:
"I don't get tasks, I pay him so I can work his land."
"Well who do you pay?"
Jasper says:
"Well, I pay his underlings so I can work his land."
Sneevil says:
hmm Can you show us where to find one of his underlings?
Jasper says:
"Yes! Yes, of course!"
NewsMuffin says:
"Alright" I pull him to his feet.
(OOC) This could be a trap.
Sneevil says:
Keep your gun pointed to his back no funny stuff
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Why would a pickpocket follow a group of four?
"No problem"
"This is dumb"
"Just make'em tell us where they pickup the money"
Jasper says:
"A man stops off at my hab every week, I give him the tribute."
NewsMuffin says:
"Base of operations? Take us there."
Jasper says:
"We'll have to get on the transport, go to the hive."
NewsMuffin says:
I shove my pistol into his back. "Lead the way then."
Sneevil says:
A transport where you could slip away into the masses. i didn't think so
NewsMuffin says:
"Don't worry, man. I've got him."
"And I'll shoot him if he runs"
"There'll be people around"
Herppp says:
"Could be trouble."
NewsMuffin says:
"He's wearing rags. I can conceal my gun in them.
"
Herppp says:
"True."
"I say we get him to tell us where his hab is, give us the key, and then we sho
w him teh door.
NewsMuffin says:
"Well, then we'd have to search him."
Herppp says:
(OOC) I got a message from Ab
"So?"
NewsMuffin says:
"And I don't really want to know what he's got under there..."
Jasper says:
(OOC)me too, doesn't look like he's making it today
Herppp says:
"Don't imagine it's much different from what you've got, friend."
(OOC) Alright, let us continue then.
(OOC) We're all male characters, right?
NewsMuffin says:
" I could take offence to that."
(OOC) I am.
Sneevil says:
(OOC) yes
No time for bikkering
(OOC) I'm a catgirl
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) NOOOO
Herppp says:
"Now now."
Sneevil says:
(OOC) Smite the unholy
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Purge the unclean
Jasper says:
The unholy is smitten.
Herppp says:
(OOC) MAKE BACON
d'aww, how cute
"ANYWAY
NewsMuffin says:
"Say, what's your name, pal?" To the pickpocket
Jasper says:
"Vard. Vard Agnor."
Sneevil says:
(now Eisen let's not befriend a man we have to kill)
Herppp says:
(It'll loosen him up.)
NewsMuffin says:
"(I'm not. It's just for people who would like to question us.)"
Herppp says:
(No good to have a visibly frightened man on a leash by us.)
Sneevil says:
(A death happens quickly around these parts.)
(Every second he's not in this alley is a second he could get away and blow our
cover. I say he never leaves this alley)
NewsMuffin says:
"(... Yeah, that too.)"
"(No. We need to know where he lives.)"
Herppp says:
(Do we? I suppose we do, yes.)
NewsMuffin says:
"(Atleast then we'd have somewhere to work out of):
Herppp says:
(Maybe we could convince him to come have his cash collecting buds come around
for a visit?)
NewsMuffin says:
)"
Sneevil says:
So Vard could you give us the adress of your hab?
(he said they come to pick it up
)
("Get the key to his hab, shoot him in the head, wait at his hab, interrogate t
he collector, shoot the collector in the head. Foolproof plan")
NewsMuffin says:
(But not if he's dead. If Our guy's as good as we think he is, he'll know.)"
"When is this collector of yours coming?"
Herppp says:
(Indeed.)
Sneevil says:
( there are plenty of cuthroats in this city)
Jasper says:
"Y, yeah. ok. Room 31, top floor, hab Kappa on level 3 Hive City"
Herppp says:
"Guess we got what we need, don't we?"
NewsMuffin says:
"(It feels strange sitting in an alleyway, when we could be in a hab. Let's go)
:
"
"Wait wait wait"
"When does the collector come?"
Jasper says:
"He should be coming tonight, I think.
"
Sneevil says:
We would also require the key to your hab my friend. we will leave it under the
door so you can get back in easy.
NewsMuffin says:
"Lets get moving then."
Jasper says:
He fumbles around in his clothes
Herppp says:
"I'm just gonna follow you guys until I can shoot something in the mouth, so, l
ead on, friends."
NewsMuffin says:
I push the gun in harder.
"Don't try anyhting pal."
Sneevil says:
(that can come real quick friend)
Herppp says:
(We'll see. I was under the impressin that the jury was out for this one.)
Jasper says:
he shakes, and produces a passcard, used for an electronic lock.
Sneevil says:
*take card* thank you.
"Bam, we're good. Let's smoke this guy and head out"
NewsMuffin says:
"Acutally, empty your pockets, Vard."
Herppp says:
"Yeah."
NewsMuffin says:
"(He could be hiding anything in those rags)"
Sneevil says:
I am terribly sorry Vard but we can't have anyone telling on us
Jasper says:
He brings out a pack of Lho's, a battered Chrono, a small knife and 20 thrones
NewsMuffin says:
I take the knife
"Mine now."
Jasper says:
"Ok. Ok."
"Don't be sorry, he's one'a them heretics. Pray for his damnation or whatever.
Dibs on the sticks"
Jasper says:
"Heretics? What?"
NewsMuffin says:
"Only if you share"
I take the lho sticks.
Herppp says:
"If you guys are gonna take anything of his, feel free. I don't need anything h
e has to offer."
Sneevil says:
It seems you already know to much
NewsMuffin says:
I also take the chrono
And wear it.
Sneevil says:
You can pry it out of his hands later.
"Anybody got a light?"
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Should I shoot him?
(OOC) I would provide heat for our smokes.)
(OOC) Someone has to.
Herppp says:
(OOC) I can.
Sneevil says:
(OOC) point blank 1 bullet
Herppp says:
(OOC) It's what I do.
Jasper says:
where to?
Sneevil says:
(OOC) or stabfest
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) No, with a laspistol
(OOC) It would probably make fire.
Herppp says:
"Shall I?"
Sneevil says:
Don't make it too painfull he has helped us a bit
Herppp says:
*I press my las pistol to his temple.
Sneevil says:
And wasting ammo isn't that smart
Herppp says:
"You are released."
NewsMuffin says:
"In the emporers name"
Herppp says:
* I pull the trigger.*
NewsMuffin says:
"Amen."
Jasper says:
ok, roll damage
Sneevil says:
(OOC) Duel headshot?
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) I didnt shoot him.
Herppp says:
(OOC) Alright.
Sneevil says:
(OOC) k then
(OOC) roll for the hit
"Damn guys, it's not tech-priest stuff
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Point blank?
Jasper says:
You've hit, it was point blank
O hjeez
I scrolled up a bit
Jasper says:
just roll damage
I thought you guys still hadn't shot him
It wasn't scrolling along. D erp
Herppp says:
(OOC) 1d10 +2 energy, I rolled an 8. 10.
(OOC) ERm, 2 E
Sneevil says:
(OOC) nice
Herppp says:
(OOC) whatever that means.
Jasper says:
it's 1d10+2, energy damage
Herppp says:
(OOC), Okay, thats what I thought.
Jasper says:
ok, a 10 kills him. his Head is destroyed in a convocation of fiery death.
NewsMuffin says:
"Augh." I take a step back as he dies.
Herppp says:
*Stows his pistol.*
NewsMuffin says:
I holster my pistol.
Jasper says:
lucky you didn't roll a 10, he would have run away while on fire.
and headless
Herppp says:
(OOC) Would have been trouble. ahah
"Shall we away?"
"Or perhaps dispose of his body?
Sneevil says:
Let us go then
Leave it
NewsMuffin says:
"Burn it."
Sneevil says:
Not required
"We took his stuff, it'll look like a common robbery
NewsMuffin says:
"Yeah, and his face is gone too. No one'll recognise him."
"Probably shoulda been messier though, one laspistol's a li'l professional, you
know?"
Herppp says:
"Ah, true. Not like anyone would anyway, Eisen."
Sneevil says:
Let's head back to the transit.
NewsMuffin says:
"Maybe. Like I said, If our guy is as good as he says he is..."
Sneevil says:
The card in my pocket says otherwise Eisen.
"They only got a few hours to figure it out before we nab the collector, it'll
be fine"
Herppp says:
"Indeed."
Jasper says:
The Transit left a while ago. According to your new Chrono, the next one comes
in ten minutes.
NewsMuffin says:
"Let's move."
Herppp says:
"Alright. Let's leave the alley."
NewsMuffin says:
I calmly sit on a bench, and check my uniform for blood.
"Shoulda lit my stick on the gun's barrel. Woulda taken the guy's soul or some
thin' maybe"
NewsMuffin says:
After leaving the alleyway
Herppp says:
As do I.
Sneevil says:
a Waste of a perfect Stick my friend.
"You got a way to smoke one without lightin' it first?
NewsMuffin says:
"Just suck on it."
Jasper says:
You've all got some grey matter and blood on your clothes.
"Hell's your problem..."
"Suckin' on it..."
(OOC)I thought we burned him? Hrm.
NewsMuffin says:
"Shit..." I wipe away the grey matter.
(OOC) Do I have to roll a test?
Sneevil says:
Hmm my robe looked Scarlet before. *get the brain off of it*
Jasper says:
No tests needed. People might have stared had you not thought of it.
Herppp says:
"Fuck man. Got this thing recently, too."
I shake it off as best I can, and hope the blood blends in with the stains alre
ady on my clothes*
NewsMuffin says:
"Well, now I'll atleast look the part in the underhive."
(OOC) Because blood stains. I'll try to get it out at the hab.
Herppp says:
I shake the blood off of my body glove (I imagine it wouldn't stain much as it'
s basically a wetsuit, right?)
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Be right back.
You should probably wear some street clothes over that, it's kind of ostentatio
us if you're out in public
Herppp says:
I LIKE MY BODY
T_T
Jasper says:
The Transport arrives
I mean, it's like those ninja outfits
Jasper says:
as before, a crowd gets off
Herppp says:
"Fine, I'll throw on some rags."
Sneevil says:
My robe is a symbol unlike your rags.
They might be cool if you're sneaking around, but running around in public just
screams "I'm gonna assassinate someone"
Herppp says:
"Well maybe they'll think before trying to pickpocket us next time."
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Back
Sneevil says:
let's get on shall we. (Step on transit)
NewsMuffin says:
I get on the transit
Herppp says:
"Not really. I'll get some rags soon as I can. I tend to forget what i'm wearin
g."
steps on tranist after Eisen
I get on.
Jasper says:
you get on the transport without problems
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Just as planned...
Sneevil says:
(OOC) after a small detour
Herppp says:
(OOC) THIS IS GOING BETTER THAN EXPECTED
Jasper says:
After a 20 minute journey, the transport slows, and you pull into the main hive
.
NewsMuffin says:
"Which one do you think is hab Kappa?"
"Ask somebody"
Herppp says:
"The one that is Hab Kappa. I don't know."
Jasper says:
There is a domed ceiling high above you. Dust occasionally trickles down in ran
dom places.
Sneevil says:
"Room 31,hab Kappa level 3 " he said.
Jasper says:
the locals seem to keep their heads down, so they don't get dusty eyes
Herppp says:
(OOC) It's unfortunate because my character is a hiveworlder but, I personally
have zero knowledge of hiveworlds IRL, so it's kind of odd pretending I do.
"Ick. Just like home."
Sneevil says:
(OOC) every hiveworld is another metroplean shit hole
Herppp says:
(OOC) That i'm aware of.
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Pretty much a city that is home to billions of poeple. It soars up into t
he sky.
(OOC) It's like Beijing
(But it goes up)
Jasper says:
If you're looking for easy Hive World fluff, read the necromunda rulebook
Herppp says:
(OOC) Alright, That's what I was picturing it as.
(And it has the entire population of Earth stuffed into it
Herppp says:
(and then some)
Volg hive is best hive
NewsMuffin says:
((No, Vervun, bro.))
Herppp says:
"Let's find this Kappa Hab."
Sneevil says:
Now let us head towards the third level of this dump eh?
Jasper says:
Perception tests, please.
Herppp says:
"Yeah, best get there before night rolls in."
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Shit, 40.
11, success
Herppp says:
(OOC) 11 agasinst 31
Sneevil says:
(OOC) 13 against 30
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Everyone but me.
Jasper says:
Everyone except Muffin notices a sign on the wall. It says "Hive City Level 20,
Habs Alpha to Gamma"
Herppp says:
"What are you, blind?" *Snickers.*
NewsMuffin says:
"All right you got me back."
Herppp says:
"Hey there's a sign that says "HIve City level 20, Habs alpha to gamma."
Sneevil says:
20 Now that's a long way down
Herppp says:
*thumbs up, if you can see it*
NewsMuffin says:
"Ok, fine, I see it now."
Herppp says:
"Heh. Let's go."
NewsMuffin says:
"Lead the way, hiver."
Herppp says:
*ahem*
"Some kind of elevator would be nice."
Jasper just sent you a nudge.
Herppp says:
(OOC) What's everyone's birth world?
Jasper says:
oops
sorry
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) No problem
Hive
Jasper says:
Elevator? This is Hive City, not the Spire!
Sneevil says:
(OOC)
NewsMuffin says:
(Schola Pogenium
Herppp says:
(OOC) I KNOW DAMMIT, staiiirs
Sneevil says:
(OOC) Imperial
Herppp says:
(OOC) okay.
"OKAY, lets find some stairs or whatever.
"That go..uh, down."
"Stairs are better, they don't break and drop you 400 feet to your death"
NewsMuffin says:
"You'd know."
Herppp says:
"This is very true. I knew a guy that knew a guy.."
"Uh, anyway."
*looks around for some sort of stairs. That go down*
NewsMuffin says:
"Are you sure, I heard about these ancient towers and the stairs..."
Jasper says:
Just next to the sign are stairs both up and down
they are reassuringly solid.
Sneevil says:
Lead the way. I am not common to this place.
Herppp says:
Alright, Down we go.
*pointing to the signs*
NewsMuffin says:
I follow the hiveworlders
Herppp says:
"This looks right."
*cough*
I head down.
Sneevil says:
Follow Zolus
I also head down
NewsMuffin says:
I head down, if you didn't get that already.
Herppp says:
:/
Jasper says:
There's a lot of traffic on the stairs
luckily, they're wide enough for people to walk 4 or 5 abreast in each directio
n, so the crush is not particularly bad.
Herppp says:
"Heh. Reminds me of being a kid."
Jasper says:
As you pass each level, there is a Sign, telling you which level it is.
Herppp says:
"Been a while since I mixed with the population."
Jasper says:
19, 18, 17 etc
NewsMuffin says:
"(Hives are hard to fight in... Never liked em.)"
(OOC) What's this hive called?
"You get used to it"
Herppp says:
"(I'm used to it. Grew up in the streets.)"
NewsMuffin says:
"(Good to know.)"
Sneevil says:
(I'd rather not talk about it)
Jasper says:
This is Solus Hive
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Alright.
Jasper says:
After a while, you reach Level 3.
Herppp says:
"Heh. Solus, Zolus.."
*muses over this coincidence on the way down*
"Alright. Let's find this Kappa Hab..whatever."
(OOC) Sounds like a frat house. BOOZE PARTY
Sneevil says:
(OOC) more of a slum complex
Jasper says:
You fight your way out of the mass of humanity on the stairs, and get out of th
e stairwell
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Yeah. If I recall correctly Kappa is also some form of ancient mountain t
roll.
Herppp says:
(OOC) Kappa is a water dwelling creature in japanese mythology
NewsMuffin says:
"Ah, not so packed now..."
(OOC) Yeah, thats it.
Sneevil says:
I can move my arms again.
Kappa is a greek/roman/whatever letter
That's what they're going for
Herppp says:
(OOC) It eats the guts of children or something, and has a depression in its sk
ull full of water. The only way to defeat it is to get it to bow.
Not your weeaboo water demons
Herppp says:
(Ooc) yeah, i'm aware of that as well
(OOC) WHATEVER YOURE NOT MY DAD
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) My love for them grows
Sneevil says:
*look around for hab Kappa* should be around here.
Jasper says:
The sign next to the stairway reads "Hive City Level 3, Habs Alpha to Gamma"
Herppp says:
"Well. Let's head towards Kappa."
NewsMuffin says:
"Lead the way."
Herppp says:
*under his breath* "A..b..c..d..i..j..k."
Sneevil says:
sounds good.
NewsMuffin says:
"Be wary. This could be a trap..."
Herppp says:
"Uhh, should be next to..Ipsilon?"
Jasper says:
People push past you from the stairway.
Herppp says:
"Yeah, watch for a trap. Don't exactly know what we're dealing with here."
NewsMuffin says:
I rest my hand on the handle of my pistol
Jasper says:
A few of them look at you strangely, as the colour and cut of your clothes is q
uite different from the stuff people wear around here
I also get ready to draw
Herppp says:
I step out onto the street, casually.
NewsMuffin says:
"Let's get going. I have a bad feeling about this..."
I follow Zolus
Herppp says:
("People don't like when you look tense around here.")
"Just walk, we're fine."
Sneevil says:
Stay vigilant.We can't trust any of these scum
Jasper says:
Most of them are wearing brown rags, like what Vard was wearing
Herppp says:
"Hey now..
"I grew up in a place like this."
"But you're right."
I head down the street.
NewsMuffin says:
"Hey, Zolus, that one looks like your mother."
Sneevil says:
*follow the group eh*
Herppp says:
"My mother died when I was fairly young, So i'm suprised you know what she look
s like better than I."
*i look around*
*What building are we by?
NewsMuffin says:
"That's.. what she... said...?"
Herppp says:
*shrugs* "No worries.*
NewsMuffin says:
"Hey, it's just a joke."
Jasper says:
what looks like a large capital H has been painted on the wall of the closest h
ab
NewsMuffin says:
"Ok, it should'nt be that much farther."
Herppp says:
"j..k..
NewsMuffin says:
*shouldn't
Herppp says:
*Continues down the street
Jasper says:
Next up is an O, with what looks like a squashed, horizontal I inside it.
NewsMuffin says:
"Wait wat, these aren't in alphabetical gothic."
*wait
Sneevil says:
its 2 blocks further
NewsMuffin says:
"But the H..."
Jasper says:
Sure enough, two blocks on there is a K on the wall.
It's in the right order
Sneevil says:
H is éta
Herppp says:
*ahem
"Wrong alphabet. Heh.."
NewsMuffin says:
I slowly open the door to the hab
Sneevil says:
looks like you never learned your's
Herppp says:
"Shhh.."
Jasper says:
It opens on to another set of stairs
Herppp says:
*sigh*
"We have to find his room"
Jasper says:
there's doors at each level
NewsMuffin says:
I check the walls at either side of the door.
Jasper says:
and a total of 10 levels
Sneevil says:
*take out hammer and look at Number of the first door*
NewsMuffin says:
"Floor 3."
"What was his room?"
Herppp says:
I continue up the stairs, towards the 3rd floor
"31"
Sneevil says:
the card say 31.
NewsMuffin says:
I go up the stairs
"Who has the key?"
Sneevil says:
Its somewhere in my robe
NewsMuffin says:
"Oh. Ok. I don't want to know what else is in there, do I?"
Herppp says:
"Meaty things."
"Made out of meat."
"I bet there's a cleric in there"
Herppp says:
"Probably."
NewsMuffin says:
"Heh heh, hopefully"
Herppp says:
"I'd hate to think we were being misled."
Sneevil says:
Enough with the jokes. Get up there
NewsMuffin says:
"Yeah."
Herppp says:
"Erm, Right."
NewsMuffin says:
"Ok ok..."
Herppp says:
Continues up the stairs..
checking the door numbers on the way
Jasper says:
Each level has doors labeled 1 to 50
Herppp says:
So, we step into the 3rd level.
NewsMuffin says:
"This... This is going to take a while."
Herppp says:
and search for 31, I presume?
Jasper says:
You find 31, it's right where you expected it to be
between 30 and 32
Herppp says:
Oh wait.
Top floor.
"Okay, that took too damned long."
NewsMuffin says:
"Zelik, if you please?"
Herppp says:
(OOC) I was confusing the hive levels with the hab levels.
Sneevil says:
(OOC aren't there yet
head to the 10th lvl
Jasper says:
You reach the top floor, legs aching, and find room 31
NewsMuffin says:
"Zelik, if you please?"
Herppp says:
"Ah, there we are."
Sneevil says:
let's hope it works
*use card on the lock*
NewsMuffin says:
I draw my pistol
Herppp says:
as do I.
I pull out my shotgun and load it with two shells
Jasper says:
As you run the card through the card reader, the door unlocks.
"Pff, pistols"
NewsMuffin says:
"Easier for close quarters"
Herppp says:
"I could use my hunting rifle. But that's for runners."
NewsMuffin says:
As an after thought, I draw my sword too
Sneevil says:
*open the door hammer at the ready* You guys stay out of the opening.
NewsMuffin says:
I back away
Herppp says:
as do I
I get at the edge of the door
Jasper says:
You open the door to a damp, musty and dark room.
Herppp says:
(do you think if we screamed REALLY LOUD it would scare anyone inside?)
NewsMuffin says:
"(Dont do it)"
Herppp says:
(I was kidding.)
Sneevil says:
(OOC) We are the fuzz
Herppp says:
(OOC) No, I shaved today
NewsMuffin says:
"Tarkan, go."
Sneevil says:
*examine the room
(OOC) We are not the fuzz, we are the guys who watch the fuzz
Herppp says:
(OOC) WE ARE THE OVER POLICE
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) And do their dirty work too
I walk in, annoyed that I still haven't found a light for my lho sticks, and sc
an the room
Sneevil says:
(OOC) always awesome ey
Herppp says:
(OOC) Etc.
NewsMuffin says:
I follow, pistol raised
Jasper says:
It's furnished pretty sparcely. There's a bed, a small stack of books, and a li
ghtswitch.
Sneevil says:
*flick switch$
Herppp says:
"I close the door behind me, as I enter the room (Last, I think)
Jasper says:
The lights turn on.
The room is revealed in all its musty glory
In the corner is a small shrine to the Emperor
Herppp says:
*Sits carefully on the bed*
Jasper says:
The bed groans noisily
Sneevil says:
*examine the Shrine*
NewsMuffin says:
I inspect the shrine closely
"So nobody here?"
NewsMuffin says:
"Guess not"
Herppp says:
(OOC) How loud is a las pistol blast, exactly? Is it just a muted blast, a star
wars type zap, or like BANG"
I poke my pistol under the bed
and look beneath it
I think it's pretty loud
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) The book says its like a whip
Sneevil says:
(OOC) whips are quite loud the cracking that is
Jasper says:
It's a pretty standard shrine. Couple of small candles, a picture of holy terra
, statues of a few saints.
Herppp says:
(OOC) Ah, I was going to offer to light 'Tarkans (that's you Cthulhu, right?) s
tick.
(OOC)Yeah
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Yeah. But it could be mistaken for something snapping
Herppp says:
(OOC LIKE A NECK)
(OOC)I figure it'll never get lit.
Herppp says:
"Hm."
"Don't go setting the house on fire, I'll find a lighter"
Herppp says:
"Guess he wasn't a heretic."
Jasper says:
next to the candles you notice a book of matches
Herppp says:
"Or at least, knew to pretend."
NewsMuffin says:
I take the matches
Sneevil says:
That means we saved his Soul.
"Aiding and abetting and all that"
"Gimme one of those"
Herppp says:
"Ach, True. A measly shrine *gestures towards the shrine* doesn't make you NOT
a heretic."
*catches himself
NewsMuffin says:
"Only if you share your sticks."
"Fine, take one, damn."
Herppp says:
"Uh, not that, uh.. A shrine is a bad thing."
Sneevil says:
take one*
NewsMuffin says:
I take a stick and light it, then hand the match to Tarkan
"Whatever, everybody have a stick"
I light up
Herppp says:
(Is there anything under the bed?)
Jasper says:
A small stash of dirty pictures.
Herppp says:
*Holds his hand up, and shakes his head.* "None for me."
NewsMuffin says:
"MINE"
So uh, anyone think we should start looking for a pla--SMUT HERESY HERETICAL SM
UT
NewsMuffin says:
I take the pictures
And hide them
Herppp says:
"Evidence?"
A place to finish up for this session? I'm running on about a half hour of non
-sleep meditation right now.
Jasper says:
We can finish here, if you want.
Herppp says:
This is a safe spot, mostly.
NewsMuffin says:
Yeah
just lock the door
Jasper says:
Next session will feature the baron's men coming calling
NewsMuffin says:
Alright
Tune in next time and all that
Jasper says:
yep
"We should set the room up for defensive advantage"
NewsMuffin says:
"Help me tilt the bed"
Herppp says:
"Flip the bed in
"Yeah."
"Kick the bed over, some of us hide next to the door and blow them away as they
walk in"
"Not all of them though, we can't go killing our leads.
Herppp says:
"Yeah."
NewsMuffin says:
"Leg shots all around"
Sneevil says:
Well i am busy with praying for our good fortune*light candles on shrine and pr
ay to the emperor
Herppp says:
"Or I could lie under the bed
"And shoot them in the ankles."
NewsMuffin says:
"Or No you're not"
"That's creepy, bro"
Nah, how will you get away if they just shoot the bed?
Herppp says:
"It feels so safe under there, though.."
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) What is the AP of the bed?
Jasper says:
Beds are pretty flimsy vs las.
Herppp says:
"I'm not the one hiding "Evidence."
"Wait."
NewsMuffin says:
"What. Don't look at me."
Herppp says:
"Laser blasts flying all over blowing holes in the walls and starting small fir
es
may not be a good thing."
Jasper says:
Armour 3
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Shit
"Let's stick with solid bullets
NewsMuffin says:
"Shotgun it is"
Herppp says:
"Judging by what happened to that chump in the alley."
"I have a 16 shots for my hunting rifle, so..
"Ammo check."
NewsMuffin says:
I try to find a bathroom to wash the blood out of my clothes
Jasper says:
There's a communal bathroom at the end of the hallway
NewsMuffin says:
"1 charge pack for both of my las weapons, and 12 shells for my combat shotty."
I leave the room to clean my clothes
18 autopistol rounds, 12 db shotgun shells
Herppp says:
"Thins are going to get pretty loud here."
NewsMuffin says:
I also put away my weapons
Alright, well, I'm going to get off then if we're finishing up. I'm all set, g
ot my shotgun ready. I am so damn tired.
Jasper says:
If you want to try finding some ammo, now's the time to do it
Herppp says:
I check the room for ammo.
Jasper says:
Nothing.
NewsMuffin says:
Once I'm done, I might go shopping for shotgun shells. But I'll do that next se
ssion
Jasper says:
Although you do find some more smut hidden under the floor boards.
Herppp says:
"Suppose he would have brought his gun if he had one."
NewsMuffin says:
DIBS
Herppp says:
".."
"This guy really likes his smut"
can i examine what exactly the smut is?
Sneevil says:
A spiritu dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,.... that should be enough for now *join the rest behind the
bed
NewsMuffin says:
"Yes, yes I do."
I take the smut
Jasper says:
Pictures of naked ladies.
Herppp says:
"That kind of thing gets you purged, friend."
NewsMuffin says:
;D
Herppp says:
"Indeed.."
NewsMuffin says:
"It's... evidence... Like you said"
Jasper says:
nothing particularly weird about this smut, apart from the the amount he has.
Herppp says:
"Of course."
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) SLaanesh...?
Sneevil says:
(OOC) or one perverted dude
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC)... Slaanesh?
Herppp says:
(OOC) Exactly HOW taboo is smut in the 40k universe?
(OOC) And what other vices, etc
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) I'm guessing it's just like real life
Sneevil says:
(OOC)If you keep it to yourself no problem
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Not illegal, but you don't tell people about it.
Jasper says:
If we're stopping now, you all get 100 exp
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Awesome. I get a rank once I spend it.
(OOC) If the advancement I want is in the next rank, can I still get it?
Jasper says:
I don't think so
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) Alright
Herppp says:
(OOC) Nice. Do we get to spend it immediately, or do we wait for between campai
gns?
Sneevil says:
you'll first have to get the exp to get to that rank
Jasper says:
gotta achieve that rank before you can buy stuff from it
you can spend it now.
NewsMuffin says:
ok
Let me think
Herppp says:
"Heh. Tarkan's already sleeping. Guess he won't be keeping an eye out for the c
ollectors."
NewsMuffin says:
Sound Constitutuion
"I'll stay awake."
I yawn
Herppp says:
I sit on the floor, against the wall, with my rifle in my hands, and begin to l
oad it.
NewsMuffin says:
I take out my shot gun and load it, then sit behind the overturned bed
Sneevil says:
Take out hammer and wait
Herppp says:
(OOC) So my character already has Las pistol training, so what exactly do I do
to advance that?
(OOC) Can anyone drive?
Jasper says:
if you can afford it, you could buy a BS increase.
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) I can drive
Herppp says:
(OOC) Ahh, okay. I see how it works.
(OOC) so I don't NEED the skill, but if something happens to you..
NewsMuffin says:
(OOC) I'm pretty sure I'm indestructable...
(OOC) You're right
(OOC) Better get it anyway
(OOC) So I'm buying sound constitution
(OOC) Also, I ranked up.
Sneevil says:
(OOC) i'll advance my willpower and ranked up
Herppp says:
(OOC) So your total XP counts towards rank, correct?
Jasper says:
exp spent, I believe
Sneevil says:
yes
Herppp says:
Ahh.
Okay.
What does heightened senses (sight) do, exactly? It sounds pretty self explanit
ory but i cant find it in the book.
I'm also taking sound constitution
NewsMuffin says:
I think it makes you see farther
+10 to appropriate perception tests
Jasper says:
+10 bonus to using that sense in a perception test
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
Indeed..
Maybe i'll hold out on piloting civilian vehicles.
Jasper says:
so you'll be better at seeing all the signs on the walls
Herppp says:
AWESOME
NewsMuffin says:
Yeah
Sneevil says:
or hearing if you choose that
Herppp says:
I'll go sight, for now
NewsMuffin says:
Once I have enough xp, and Burnt lets me buy it, I'm going to take hearing
Herppp says:
And I am now a Shadesman.
NewsMuffin says:
I'm now a Guard
Sneevil says:
Initiate
Herppp says:
Woop.
NewsMuffin says:
Better than conscript
(OOC) "I FEEL... ALIIIIVE!"
Sneevil says:
yes you are now someone sent to the frontlines after the conscripts
NewsMuffin says:
yay
Herppp says:
hooray.
I got to kill someone
NewsMuffin says:
shouldn't you get bonus XP then?
Herppp says:
I recall playing Dungones and Dragons, I had an important NPC and my players ju
st elected to kill him
I'm an Outcast
Herppp says:
Actually that also happened in CthulhuD20.
NewsMuffin says:
Pretty nice sounding players
Herppp says:
I have bloodthirsty friends.
NewsMuffin says:
Yeah
Sneevil says:
isn't chtulu just insane?
NewsMuffin says:
... probably
Jasper says:
When do you guys want to do this again?
Herppp says:
Well, in the CthulhuD20 campaign, they were in a warehouse killing large rats (
Give me a break, they wanted to kill stuff so I threw something together) And th
ere was a child in the ventalation system(to start the next mission, basically),
and my players started firing randomly into the vents to hit rats, and ended up
critcially hitting, and killing him.
Sneevil says:
Tommorow is fine for me but don't know about the rest
Herppp says:
Uh, whenever
NewsMuffin says:
I probably can't tomorrow
I'll check
brb
I can't tomorrow, have a different game going on
Jasper says:
ok
Herppp says:
I don't really have anything pressing to do, really
Jasper says:
me neither
Sneevil says:
ohh care to tell us what?
Herppp says:
I'll let you know if something ever comes up
Sneevil says:
well when sounds good for you guys i'm good with anything
NewsMuffin says:
so not tomorrow then
Herppp says:
As stated in the thread, probably next saturday/sunday, or earlier if everryone
is available.
NewsMuffin says:
I can probably during the week
Next Saturday would be cool
Or during the week
NewsMuffin says:
if we start at the same time as we did today
I've still got a few more weeks before class starts
Herppp says:
As can I, but saturdays should be our main play day, i'd say
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Sneevil says:
sounds good
Jasper just sent you a nudge.
Jasper says:
oops
damnit
stupid nudge button's too close to where I click to type
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
indeed it is.
Jasper says:
Also, that was my first time GMing a game.
how did I do?
NewsMuffin says:
pretty nicely
Fine
Sneevil says:
good
NewsMuffin says:
however, it was my first time playing a game like this
Same, I've GMed Dark Heresy but never played
I'm not sure I've ever actually played something other than D&D as a player
NewsMuffin says:
you never said no, but we also didn't do anything insane
Sneevil says:
never played it but played dnd and such
Herppp says:
You did well, i'd say.
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Yeah
Anyway, I am sleepy
Herppp says:
Though, a bit more description of the enviroment would be good as well.
Bye all
NewsMuffin says:
yeah maybe a little bit
Jasper says:
night
Herppp says:
But definately good for your first GM.
Sneevil says:
goodnight giant squid god
Herppp says:
Later dude.
teraticcephalopod@fhtagn.com (E-mail address not verified) has left the conver
sation.
NewsMuffin says:
see you
Herppp says:
I'm happy I didn't end up being GM, though
NewsMuffin says:
brb
Herppp says:
AMong my IRL friends, i always end up doing it, because no one else wants to
Sneevil says:
its hard to make sure what you want to do
Herppp says:
yeah.
NewsMuffin says:
back
Sneevil says:
if you let them freeform then they'll complain about no structure
Herppp says:
I had a huge campaign idea set up, but our group dissolved before we could play
it.
Sneevil says:
and if you railroad they'lle say we have no freedom
Herppp says:
(For cthulhuD20_
Yeah.
NewsMuffin says:
So, burnt, did we play according to plan?
Herppp says:
See, in the first 2 missions we did, everything went swimmingly.
But one of my friends tried GM because I didn't want to anymore, and one of my
other friends started complaining and the group just fell apart.
Yes, Did we?
Jasper says:
Yeah, pretty much
NewsMuffin says:
awesome
we're predicable
*predictble
*predictable
Herppp says:
Well, it wasn't anything terribly complicated
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
Go to underhive
Sneevil says:
staying the course is important
Jasper says:
I wasn't expecting you to kill the pickpocket, but that's becayse I usually pla
y characters driven by justice
Herppp says:
if it was like, SCALE THAT TOWER, INFILTRATE IT, KILL EVERYONE
Sneevil says:
uhm
NewsMuffin says:
and you almost baited us to the hab
Sneevil says:
we are driven by justice mate
Jasper says:
yes, but you haven't shouted it yet
NewsMuffin says:
just a different justice you're used to
Herppp says:
ah
Sneevil says:
RL justice
Herppp says:
We're uhh
Jasper says:
My DH character ran into ambushes shouting about the law
Herppp says:
What alignment would inquistors be in DnD?
NewsMuffin says:
Chaotic Good
Herppp says:
Chaotic Something, i'd imagine
Yeah.
NewsMuffin says:
Most of the time
Sneevil says:
lawfull evil maybe?
Herppp says:
Kill. Do whatever it takes for good to prosper, or something
NewsMuffin says:
chaotic nuetral
Sneevil says:
no that's just insane
Herppp says:
I always play True Neutral
NewsMuffin says:
depending on who you ask
Herppp says:
Yeah/
hah
Sneevil says:
true neutral you just don't give a shit do you
Herppp says:
Jasp, what class were you?
Yeah
Jasper says:
Arbitrator
Herppp says:
Thats mostly just how I am IRL anyway, so it bleeds over.
Nice.
NewsMuffin says:
If you ask the Emporer, inquisitors are lawful good
Sneevil says:
uhm
Herppp says:
Assassin spoke to me, cause shooting things sounded good
NewsMuffin says:
if you ask, say, dark eldar, inquisitors are evil
Jasper says:
Arbitrator spoke to me, because I was playing an Enforcer gang in Necromunda
Herppp says:
everything is based on perspective.
ahhh.
NewsMuffin says:
I chose guardsman, probably because I like the Gaunts Ghosts series
Sneevil says:
still bombing planets for 1 dude isn't that good now is it
NewsMuffin says:
In the emporers name, it is
Sneevil says:
that's the lawfull part
was thinking about cleric or tech priest
NewsMuffin says:
if you look at it with a nuetral perspective, it's evil, but if you're an empra
h botherer it was for the GOOD of the imperium
Sneevil says:
but i know more fluff thanks to the Daemon hunters army book so i picked cleric
Herppp says:
ah
Yeah, you played up the faith to the emperor bit nicely
ahha
Praying at a shrine while everyone else was looking at smut
NewsMuffin says:
we're good citizens
Herppp says:
we do what we can
My character is driven by the belief that killing people is a good thing
Because it releases them from the suffering of the world around them, etc
NewsMuffin says:
I don't know much about my character
Herppp says:
so to a degree, I can play to my Neutrality.
He serves the emperor, because he believes it will help the condition of those
still living.
Sneevil says:
after a massively failed mission where the Inquisitor intervened my Lawful good
Aligment shifted a bit to Chaotic good
and lost one of my fingers there too
NewsMuffin says:
damn
purge me now, I have a corruption point
Herppp says:
But he also does not flinch at killing, because of his beliefs stated earlier,
and does not truly hate mutants, etc but believes that he should also put them o
ut of their misery.
Ahah
Sneevil says:
from,
Herppp says:
How?
NewsMuffin says:
being born on a chaos contested world
Herppp says:
I'm assuming you're speaking of your back story, Sneevil
Oh, well
If you don't try anything we won't have to smite yo.
-_-
NewsMuffin says:
taint is everywhere
on them planets
Jasper says:
Single corruption points are dull
NewsMuffin says:
well it wasnt a chaos held world
Jasper says:
it's when you get over 10 that the Fun starts
Sneevil says:
its like having under 9 insanity
Herppp says:
Hmm.
NewsMuffin says:
I thought it was 30 corruption
Herppp says:
Insanity should be fun.
Sneevil says:
wait isn't it each then you'll have to roll on that special table for a urge et
c.
Jasper says:
it might be, I might have got it confused with insanity
Herppp says:
I liked how insanity worked in CthulhuD20. See someone die in a horribly violen
t way? Roll a die with a modifier
Sneevil says:
insanity is every 10 points a WP check
Herppp says:
Also in CthulhuD20 you can develop a fetish based on what happens, sometimes
Sneevil says:
A fetish?
Herppp says:
If you roll a certain number off of a table
Yeah.
NewsMuffin says:
NO I DONT WANT TO BE AROUSED BY BRAINS ON MY CLOTHES
Herppp says:
I.E. You watch your friend die horribly to a tentacle beast
Sneevil says:
you can get kleptomania or go Cacatonic here but that is just fucked up
Herppp says:
you roll the appropriate number..
Suddenly you have this odd fetish for such things
or the DM can just give you a random one
NewsMuffin says:
kleptomania would be some real Fun
Herppp says:
I.E. Necrophilia
Somnophilia
Sneevil says:
wtf
Herppp says:
Etc
It's more of a roleplay type thing than it actually affecting the game
NewsMuffin says:
steal everything from everyone
Herppp says:
ahah yeah
That can happen in CD20 too, etc
Sneevil says:
how does that game work 1d6 investigators die every turn or what?
Herppp says:
I'm not familiar with it all in this game.
NewsMuffin says:
cthulhu would not have a single smoke
Herppp says:
Nooo
NewsMuffin says:
nor would anyone
Herppp says:
It's suggested you roll backups though
It's more like this in that it's more about investigation and puzzle solving
Than combat.
And the supernatural shit doesn't really start until later on, or at least isnt
supposed to
NewsMuffin says:
we're model citizens, looking at smut and smoking cigarettes rather than prayin
g to the emporer
Sneevil says:
kind of like this in the lovecraft setting?
Herppp says:
ITs more like you're just a normal investigator/cop and you eventually unravel
this awful stuff
Yeah.
when I played
we were in 1927
though you can have it be any year you want
even the future
And learning magic = going slowly insane
Sneevil says:
so wait
NewsMuffin says:
like it should be
Herppp says:
casting magic can also damage your character physically, you can lose total str
ength from some spells
Sneevil says:
to combat the evil you'lle have to slowly kill yoursel
f
NewsMuffin says:
yup
Sneevil says:
damn
Herppp says:
Like i think there was a portal spell that required 1 strength
to open
but you could send someone into the FUTURE
NewsMuffin says:
do you thing kings would have gon diffrently if abulacutter were here?
Herppp says:
Maybe
Sneevil says:
nah
Herppp says:
He was a psyker, right
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
unless there was some heavy combat I doubt it
maybe if he's in next time things will go bad
Sneevil says:
it would depend on his chosen powers
Herppp says:
That too.
NewsMuffin says:
we could have used him for interogation with his mind tricks
Sneevil says:
its just like in all tabletop magic users start weak
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
but in this game they stay weak
Sneevil says:
i picked interrogation and medicae for safety
NewsMuffin says:
because they die too often
Herppp says:
I still think we should do cthulhu d20 whenever we're all done with this
Same group, probably
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Sneevil says:
in this game they are a liability
Herppp says:
I might even be willing to GM that
NewsMuffin says:
we wont be too blood thirsty
Sneevil says:
i don't know jack about the game and i've only read one book of lovecraft
Herppp says:
well
NewsMuffin says:
I also know nothing about it
Herppp says:
as long as you don't try to punch out Cthulhu
you're golden
Jasper says:
I've not read any lovecraft D:
Herppp says:
Though Cthulhu (our friend that joined us today)
wants to play Cthulhu BRP
which i think is probably closer to this game as far as rules go
NewsMuffin says:
I'll probably pirate the book becasue I'm a bad person with no money
Sneevil says:
the books always end with the char writing a last thing while he is dragged awa
y by horrible creatures
Herppp says:
Well
That and you can't really get it anywhere anymore
at least not the d20 one
I don't thing so, that is
Hell, if I GM i could use my campaign I had been writing.
I'd just need to dig out the notebooks again
Jasp, lovecraft is great if you like cosmic horror
Basically he invented it
NewsMuffin says:
I hope I don't have to GM a game anytime soon
It'd be all plot and I'd be angry if you went off it even slightly
probably
Herppp says:
ahha
I tend to over plan
Sneevil says:
man the first time i heard of it was in dnd one of the players wasn't impressed
with the creature of the depths i put against them
Herppp says:
I.E (What if they kill the old lady? WHat if they can't find things? What if th
ey fail this roll?
Jasper says:
I didn't really plan this at all, actually.
Herppp says:
It went well, though
NewsMuffin says:
I'd probably just improv the whole thing
that way I would not be frustrated
Sneevil says:
kind of think how it would have gone if the pickpocket didn't fail horribly
Herppp says:
Like, I have a crapload of different "What ifs" for my first mission
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
he'd be even more dead than he is now
Herppp says:
ahah
That was pretty funny, really
Sneevil says:
Hammer time
Herppp says:
I love getting awful die rolls as the GM
Jasper says:
I meant to plan it, then I forgot and played Borderlands with the friend who ca
me over tonight
I did that today!
Herppp says:
ahah
Yeah
Jasper says:
100 on the guy testing to follow you
NewsMuffin says:
way to go
Jasper says:
he trips over and knocks himself out.
NewsMuffin says:
was that a natural 100?
Jasper says:
yep
Herppp says:
aahah
NewsMuffin says:
even better
Herppp says:
Priceless.
Okay, so I was GM of a cthulhu d20 campaign
Sneevil says:
we can laugh all we want but that natural 100 is gonna bite us in the ass later
Herppp says:
where all of my players were sent to do some extermination work
(indeed, sneevil
NewsMuffin says:
maybe
We forgot to check him for tatoos
*tattoos
Sneevil says:
abu roll 98 for is perils of the warp test what happend?
o we all have to die now
NewsMuffin says:
JUST KEEP RUNNING
Sneevil says:
you can't outrun unbound daemonhosts
NewsMuffin says:
we can ry
try
Sneevil says:
not even trice bound once
ones*
NewsMuffin says:
it's all in the dice
Herppp says:
killing rats in a warehouse, etc, and all the rats were in a vent, so they thre
w a grappling hook around it (they were suspended vents) and the player who was
a samurai, climbed up and started cutting down the suspended vent by cutting thr
ough it with his katana. On one of his swings, he heard a bloodcurdling shriek,
and the vent then fell. Turns out, he rolled a crit on the vent, and I used a di
e
to determine the path of the swing, and he hit this kid that was hiding in the
vents. (He was part of the next mission.) and cut his head off.
Jasper says:
D:
Sneevil says:
nice crits in this game are FUN aswell
NewsMuffin says:
awesoem
awesome
Herppp says:
So this fat, homeless kid falls from the vents among a pile of dead rats, and i
mmediately, everyone has to roll for sanity, as they just witnessed a headless k
id roll out of a vent, not expecting it AT ALL
Jasper says:
I've actually had an unbound daemonhost turn up in a game of DH
Herppp says:
So one of my players rolls poorly and goes into a screaming fit, and drops his
weapon, etc.
Dude
Unbound daemonhost
that sounds really, really bad
Sneevil says:
his head is ripped of fountaining blood all over the place you get a -20 aim ro
ll
Herppp says:
Yeah, crits in this game = brutal and awesome.
Sneevil says:
and how well did that encounter end
Jasper says:
I ran into an ambush, shouted something about justice, hit someone with my shoc
k maul, and then daemonhost
NewsMuffin says:
mass amounts of gore, -10 movement
awesome
Herppp says:
ahahha
Sneevil says:
you or did he just appear?
Jasper says:
I hid under an overturned bookcase while he amused himself with the other culti
sts
NewsMuffin says:
+500 insanity points
Sneevil says:
nah
the effects of each one are randomly rolled
Jasper says:
He just appeared. one of the cultists was a minor psyker, he rolled poorly, the
n rolled daemonhost
Herppp says:
ahah
NewsMuffin says:
It was sarcasm
Herppp says:
That's pretty unlucky..
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Sneevil says:
is also a very small chance
Herppp says:
If Ab joins us next game and goes daemonhost
I'm jumping out a fucking window.
Sneevil says:
too bad there is none here
NewsMuffin says:
I'd fight him
Jasper says:
We ended up with this huge library coming down around our ears, flaming bookcas
es everywhere, trying to run away and get back to the train we arrived on
NewsMuffin says:
better than falling to my death
sounds Fun
Jasper says:
it was.
we actually managed to kill him, in the end.
NewsMuffin says:
how
Sneevil says:
fighting an unbound daemonhost is like i'd imagine fighting an elder god
NewsMuffin says:
how?
I DEMAND HOW
kidding
Sneevil says:
burntpies just punched out chtulu
Jasper says:
he was chasing us down a tunnel, so we disconnected the last carriage of the tr
ain we were on, and jammed its brakes on
he smashed head first into it, knocked himself unconscious on the tracks
Sneevil says:
man luckly roll
NewsMuffin says:
amazing
Jasper says:
tried to regenerate his wounds, but we jumped out of our train and gave him som
e bullets
Herppp says:
Bullets = candy to daemonhost
Sneevil says:
nah
Herppp says:
but, you know, when they can't fight back
Sneevil says:
its still a human body
Herppp says:
Is it?
Sneevil says:
somewhat
NewsMuffin says:
it doesn't matter
they can be sliced in half, and become twice as powerful
Sneevil says:
just take a look at the tables on the daemonhost tables in the rulebook
NewsMuffin says:
according to fluf
fluff
Herppp says:
...
WELL THEN
JUMPING OUT A WINDOW
AS I SAID
I don't care if there aren't any
IM MAKING ONE.
NewsMuffin says:
just keep shooting the wall
Herppp says:
Actually, assuming Ab gets terrible roll
NewsMuffin says:
it'll work eventually
Herppp says:
turns into daemonhost
Sneevil says:
how much wounds was it for falling more then 25 meters i thought 10
Herppp says:
I will unload my entire las pistol into the building unti it catches fire
I have cat fall
NewsMuffin says:
I'm keeping ab far, faaar away from me
Sneevil says:
as a cleric i would just go out into a blaze of glory against it
Herppp says:
Yeah, good
Distract it..
*ahem*
Sneevil says:
natural 10 RIGTEOUS FURRY
Jasper says:
heh. Our cleric ran away from a bloodletter
Herppp says:
RRRGGG
NewsMuffin says:
I have 12 wounds, so I'm hopefuilly good for window diving
Herppp says:
as do I
Sneevil says:
then there is the thoughness test
Herppp says:
and I also have catfall.
NewsMuffin says:
32 toughness
ouch
Sneevil says:
40 T in total ;p
Herppp says:
So, Jasp, do you think a burning Hab falling on an unbound Daemon host would uh
Hurt it?
NewsMuffin says:
but we'd be jumping, not falling
Herppp says:
my toughness is only 30
NewsMuffin says:
so if we pass our tests, no damage
Jasper says:
Yes, a burning hab would give a daemonhost a bit of a headache
Sneevil says:
jumping turns into falling at some point
NewsMuffin says:
I'm pretty sure
Herppp says:
Yeah
There's probably a cut off point
NewsMuffin says:
only if you fail the test or fall a certain distance
yeah
Herppp says:
between jumping/falling
Though i imagine there are some die rolls in between, yes
Sneevil says:
i think its determined by your bonus agility
Herppp says:
*coughcough*
I DONT HAVE ANY OF THAT, NO SIR
NewsMuffin says:
no, It's your toughness, I'm pretty sure
Herppp says:
Wait
I dont
I only have 30 ag
Sneevil says:
no i mean how high and far you can jump
Herppp says:
-__-
NewsMuffin says:
oh
yeah
Herppp says:
I'm thought I rolled higher.
Sneevil says:
+3 bonus that is
NewsMuffin says:
double your ag bonus
Herppp says:
Oh well.
NewsMuffin says:
...
shit
6 meters
Herppp says:
how do you determine the bonus, exactly?
NewsMuffin says:
it's the tens
Sneevil says:
that's why they look funny on the chart
NewsMuffin says:
so you have thirty agi points?
Herppp says:
Yessir.
NewsMuffin says:
you'd have a bonus of 3
as do I
Sneevil says:
i have 26
so bonus of 2
Herppp says:
Wait, so could I actually take back the Heightened Senses (Sight) and buy an AG
upgrade?
Sneevil says:
inot with 100 points
Herppp says:
An ag upgrade is only 100xp for an assassin
a simple one, that is
Sneevil says:
the heightend senses is also 100
NewsMuffin says:
you'd have to spend 350 for + 10 agility
Herppp says:
ah.
100 is probably something like..
+2
+4 or something
Sneevil says:
+5
NewsMuffin says:
+ 5
Herppp says:
is it?
Sneevil says:
depends on your class
Herppp says:
I
NewsMuffin says:
what's your highest stat?
Herppp says:
I'm tempted, really
Sneevil says:
i can take WP FP and BS for 100 in simple
Herppp says:
Ballastic skill is 44
NewsMuffin says:
Weapons Skill is 44
Sneevil says:
mine is thoughness with 40
divenation included
its better than the 24 i rolled earlier
NewsMuffin says:
I'll be the melee specialist
Herppp says:
my perception and int are 31
NewsMuffin says:
though that's not a natural 44
Herppp says:
I think my ballistic isn't a natural 44 either, im not sure though
NewsMuffin says:
it's with divination and weapons skill (simple)
Sneevil says:
weapon skill is the better of the 2 with 36
NewsMuffin says:
my highest natural stat is willpower, with 38
my lowest is fellowship, with 27
I should have rerolled that
Sneevil says:
not that importan with a cleric in the group
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
but you'd have to buy stuff for me
if you get barter
Herppp says:
how did you guys gen your stats?
I just used the character gen thing.
NewsMuffin says:
with the character generator on sut?tg?
Herppp says:
uhh
NewsMuffin says:
sup/tg/
Herppp says:
yeah
Think so
Sneevil says:
i rolled my dice at home 2d 20 and halving the score
Herppp says:
ech, too late to re-roll anyway
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
I'll just buy AG upgrades sometime.
NewsMuffin says:
I wonder when we'll be back in the upper hive
probably soon if I'm thinking right
Sneevil says:
i find it suprising when you don't know who or how good your party members are
at stuff
NewsMuffin says:
well, yeah
Sneevil says:
it adds a bit to the flavour
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
This is true.
Sneevil says:
finding out piece by piece who is good at what
Herppp says:
also finding out who they are, etc.
Sneevil says:
yh
NewsMuffin says:
but your character would tell the others what they are best at in their opinion
and worst
Herppp says:
Of course, this is also true
Which we have just done, essentially
Sneevil says:
defining a char's personality isn't that you'll have to figure out
Herppp says:
"I'm good at guns."
NewsMuffin says:
"I can cut a mean... person"
Herppp says:
aha
well I guess it was kind of obvious by how I played
NewsMuffin says:
"But I'm not good with people" wait what
Sneevil says:
My faith is my shield
Herppp says:
"I'll just follow you guys around till I can shoot something."
I recall saying something like that
Sneevil says:
high Wp
Herppp says:
AND I TOTALLY GOT TO SHOOT SOMEONE
NewsMuffin says:
I'm not really playing to my high WP though
looking at smut and smoking cigs
Sneevil says:
WS is on a pretty high benchmark here as well
it will come in handy
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
maybe a daemonhost wont scare me... nah it will
Jasper says:
yeah, the guy you're hunting is known to like chainsaws
Herppp says:
How do you determine how much an advance gives you?
Jasper says:
*chainswords
advances are always +5
Sneevil says:
+ the 40 thoughness really helps against surviving
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
I'm probably going to get the agility advance.
Jasper says:
for attributes
Herppp says:
I'm getting a characteristic advance.
Sneevil says:
chainswords have better hit chances ey
NewsMuffin says:
I'll get an agility test eventually
Herppp says:
for Agility, because I feel I need to get it higher.
NewsMuffin says:
*advance
Jasper says:
Chainsaws have better parry chances, and better damage chances
NewsMuffin says:
I need it for dodging
Herppp says:
It's kind of what I do.
Jasper says:
*chainswords
Herppp says:
Yeah.
NewsMuffin says:
and they aren't halved to primitive armor
Sneevil says:
i'll just suck it up with the armor and thoughness
NewsMuffin says:
like normal swords
Herppp says:
My agility is now 35.
NewsMuffin says:
I'm also going to buy a flak jacket as soon as I get my pay
Herppp says:
and I don't have heightened sight naymore
*anymore
Ah, indeed.
i have 127 crones
*thrones
Sneevil says:
i forgot about my royalties ;p
NewsMuffin says:
I have 71
Sneevil says:
have around 300
NewsMuffin says:
>;O
Sneevil says:
get 200 each month
Herppp says:
(So you get paid that montly?)
Sneevil says:
actually 215 now
NewsMuffin says:
I get 50 a month, according to the table in money, but
do acolytes get paid more?
Sneevil says:
15 per rank m8
Herppp says:
Ahah, in Cthulhu d20 my character was a French Spy, and she got around 3000 buc
ks a month (back in the 20's, too)
hm
Jasper says:
You'll probably be able to get a bit of money/loots from the gang fighters you'
re ambushing.
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
how do you determine how much you get monthly, is that just your roll?
I.E. I rolled 127 total.
NewsMuffin says:
I get dibs on our guy's chainsword
Sneevil says:
they are debt collectors so money they should have
NewsMuffin says:
you get to roll for pay?
Sneevil says:
didn't think so
Herppp says:
assassin's roll 120 + 3d10, according to my book?
Jasper says:
they're debt collectors, they're going to want some semi-decent gear, so other
gangs find it difficult to hit them and steal the cash they've got
Herppp says:
Ah.
NewsMuffin says:
shit we need armor
Herppp says:
Sounds benificial.
Or smarts in our brains
Sneevil says:
3ap
NewsMuffin says:
I hope we get head shots a whole lot
Sneevil says:
on all body parts i love my chaincoa
NewsMuffin says:
so their armor is intact
Herppp says:
I DO have a good ballastic skill.
Sneevil says:
t
NewsMuffin says:
also, does armor get repaired after a mission or firefight?
Herppp says:
you have 3 ap, sneevil?
Sneevil says:
the armor should mean that energy is the way to go but the colletral damage cou
ld rank up quickly
yes the chaincoat does
Herppp says:
ah
Sneevil says:
counts as primitive though
Herppp says:
so your AP is based entirely on your armor?
NewsMuffin says:
yeah, i guess
Sneevil says:
and it weighs around 18 KG
NewsMuffin says:
clothing does nothing
I'm hoping to get guard flak armor eventually
Herppp says:
WELL THEN
Sneevil says:
that is gonna slow me down
Herppp says:
That means I have no armor.
all i have is my sexy bodyglvoe.
NewsMuffin says:
ew
Herppp says:
I AM GOING TO DIE.
NewsMuffin says:
I got my bloody uniform
Jasper says:
damage is also decreased by your toughness bonus
NewsMuffin says:
sneevil is the only armored guy
Herppp says:
I didn't actually spend my money on anything.
T_T
NewsMuffin says:
I don't know about cthulhu
Herppp says:
I should have thought about that.
Sneevil says:
4+ and +3
NewsMuffin says:
niether did i
but I'm saving for a Flak Jacket
Sneevil says:
i'll try to suck up the damage then
Herppp says:
Yeah.
NewsMuffin says:
5 AP on legs body and shoulder
for around 100 thrones
Sneevil says:
charging on them with the hammer should help with distracting them
Herppp says:
I'll just keep my head down until i can afford some mesh armor.
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
I'll help with my high melee skill
Herppp says:
i want to try to get something that won't hinder my agility and such things
Sneevil says:
well you guys have 3 ap from the bed but every time they hit it 1 ap goes off
NewsMuffin says:
does armor get repaired?
Sneevil says:
armor doesn't suffer that the cover does however
NewsMuffin says:
oh
I though it did
Herppp says:
Hm. So Jasper, what exactly does this Hab room we're in look like?
Is it just like, ONE room?
with a bed, shrine, etc?
NewsMuffin says:
yeah, I think
no bathroom
Jasper says:
Yep, it's a really cheap room
Sneevil says:
kind of like a small slum apartment
Herppp says:
Only cover is the bed and the door?
Jasper says:
yep
NewsMuffin says:
man I have to wash my uniform soon
Jasper says:
you could possibly use some of the smut
Herppp says:
Throw it at them
Jasper says:
he has enough of it, if you pile it up you might get cover
NewsMuffin says:
NO ITS MY SMUT
Herppp says:
ahha.
Sneevil says:
what like 1 ;p?
Jasper says:
it's still cover.
NewsMuffin says:
yeah...
Herppp says:
Mhmm..
Sneevil says:
wow imagine being those guys
NewsMuffin says:
well, do I get armor if I wear it in my shirt pocket
?
Herppp says:
Shooting at people hiding behind smut
Sneevil says:
WTF is that guy doing behind that pair smut
Herppp says:
ahaha
You mentioned something about their being porn under the floorboards
could i like, pry up the floorboards and crouch in the hole?
NewsMuffin says:
I already took that
maybe
No, I'll do that
Sneevil says:
i think
that's not smart
NewsMuffin says:
and suprise them with my melee
Sneevil says:
its a small appartement
NewsMuffin says:
you just shoot
Herppp says:
well thats why I was thinking I could hide under the bed
and everyone else could stay at the sides of the door
Sneevil says:
you'll go through the roof of the dude beneath us
Jasper says:
Have you guys read the rules for shotguns?
NewsMuffin says:
not in depth
Herppp says:
they would knock, one of you would open the door and go beast mode on them
and I would shoot their ankles.
ahah
nor have i
Jasper says:
you're at very close range for shotguns, you'll be turning people into mist if
you roll well enough
NewsMuffin says:
shit
Sneevil says:
depens which one
NewsMuffin says:
we don't want to do that
Herppp says:
I can try to pick them off if they come down the hallway
with my hunting rifle
has a range of 150m
NewsMuffin says:
if I put smut in my shirt pocket, do I get an AP of 1?
Sneevil says:
well if you hide in the bathroom
and no
NewsMuffin says:
oh
Sneevil says:
you could shoot em
Herppp says:
you guys could just mist them if they get too close.
Sneevil says:
its at the end of the hallway
Herppp says:
well, how far away is the bathroom?
Yeah.
NewsMuffin says:
but we want one live one
Herppp says:
Thats not a bad idea.
You guys could stick in the room
Sneevil says:
too bad everyone is gonna get the close range bonus except you
NewsMuffin says:
make called shots to the legs
Herppp says:
I could hide in the bathroom.
I have a hunting rifle, pal
ahah
Jasper says:
called shots are -20 to hit, though
Herppp says:
hm
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
true.
NewsMuffin says:
there is a skill that lets you negate that though
Sneevil says:
its -10 with the range we will be at
NewsMuffin says:
SharpShooter
but yeah
Sneevil says:
and no that lowers it to -10
Herppp says:
Maybe we could get 2 people in the bathroom, actually
so we could like flank the guys?
NewsMuffin says:
no, deadeye lowers it to -10
Sneevil says:
got a crossbow and a pistol and not a crackshot so nope
NewsMuffin says:
deadeye upgrades to sharpshooter
Sneevil says:
aah didn't read into that one tbh
Herppp says:
We could get me and a guy with a melee proficiency in the bathroom
Get Sneevil in the room to answer the door
and as soon as the door opens
NewsMuffin says:
I'll stay in the bathroom
Herppp says:
I could open fire
NewsMuffin says:
BECAUSE I CAN CUT STUFF
Herppp says:
Muffin could charge
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
so they're fighting on two sides
and at that point, sneevil wouldn't be taking all of the bullets to the face an
ymore
and then Cthulhu could shotgun them, etc
NewsMuffin says:
chtulhu can hide on the stairs
Herppp says:
Yeah.
NewsMuffin says:
so they cant run
Sneevil says:
i'll hammer their faces off
Herppp says:
So
Sneevil in the room
NewsMuffin says:
i'll cut their legs
NO RUNNING
Herppp says:
Me, Cthulhu, and Muffin in the bathroom
and cthulhu sits on the stairs as soon as shit starts?
NewsMuffin says:
no, chtulhu is on the stairs
Sneevil says:
the trait that enables you to parry shots with a melee weapon is sick
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
Right, but if he just stayed on the stairs they would get suspicious
NewsMuffin says:
I want it
Herppp says:
So he could wait there
and THEN go to the stairs
NewsMuffin says:
He could chill in the lobby and follow them
Herppp says:
True, but if he failed his roll, etc
he might end up like that pickpocket
NewsMuffin says:
maybe
Herppp says:
with a flaming brain
NewsMuffin says:
if we hear shots we run
Sneevil says:
meh he looks like scum so they wouldn't even bother him
Herppp says:
true
ahah
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
probably should wait for Cthulhu to be here before we start planning out his fa
te
NewsMuffin says:
they'll think to corner him on the top floor
Herppp says:
heh
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
Still, I say we flank them
and get them trapped in the hallway
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
so they won't blast sneevil to mist
(if they have guns)
NewsMuffin says:
hopefully they dont
Sneevil says:
man i love planning but the first rule in the wargaming rulebook states that no
plan makrs it to the battle
Jasper says:
They'll have guns
Herppp says:
If they do, Sneevil could just hide behind the bed
NewsMuffin says:
but a good stategy wins the fight
Herppp says:
and we could win in there
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
Well it's a good idea to have a plan, but its good to know how to improvise.
Jasper says:
if they didn't, they'd be easy prey for any opposing gangs out to steal the cas
h they've got
NewsMuffin says:
rig a wire to open the door
Herppp says:
SNEAK ATTACK HAMMER TO FACE
NewsMuffin says:
YEAH
Sneevil says:
it actually depends on the weapons they are caryying
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
HERETIC SCUM
True.
NewsMuffin says:
and if they walk in the door
Herppp says:
well actually
NewsMuffin says:
then we have to rush them
Herppp says:
maybe that would be a better idea?
Sneevil says:
because ap3 is good but that special primitive rule bites
Herppp says:
Have sneevil let them in and hide behind the bed
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
or MAYBe
He could pry up the floorboards
put the bed OVER the hole
crouch in there
pull the string to open the door
and then someone rushes in, traps them in the room with shotgun fire
sneevil flips the bed
NewsMuffin says:
Poon, do you have any sneaking skills or talents
?
Herppp says:
"RAAAAGHHHH!"
Sneevil says:
elaborate plan btw?
Herppp says:
And hammers them in the back of the head while they're busy being misted by sho
tgun/rifle fire from the hallway, trapping them in the room with a mad guy with
a hammer
ahahah
I PLAN TOO MUCH
I TOLD YOU
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
Yeah I do
Sneevil says:
its kind of cool tbh
Herppp says:
I have uhh
NewsMuffin says:
this'll fail hard and we know it
Herppp says:
But THATS THE BEST PART GUYS
Sneevil says:
we'll have some choices ready for next time
NewsMuffin says:
FUN
yeqah
Herppp says:
Losing is fun.
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
that it is
Herppp says:
but winning with elaborate
stupidly elaborate plans, that is
Is also very fun
NewsMuffin says:
how do we gain wounds?
Herppp says:
Wizard powar
NewsMuffin says:
is it with rank?
Herppp says:
Possibly
NewsMuffin says:
you know burnt can hear everything we say...
Herppp says:
Oh
Shit
YOURE RIGHT
Jasper says:
I am still here
Sneevil says:
it gives him a fair opposition
NewsMuffin says:
like an omnipotent god
Herppp says:
HE KNOWS OUR PLANS
Sneevil says:
we have a few plans
Herppp says:
-__- I was just joking about these plans.
NewsMuffin says:
seriously
Sneevil says:
it'll all turn out on our luck
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
ACTUALLY I THINK I'LL TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF AND TRY TO HUG THEM ALL
NO NEED TO GET ANY IDEAS, BURNT
NewsMuffin says:
and if burnt acts on our plans
Sneevil says:
actually if the chainsword is an eviscrator i'm dibbing on ti
NewsMuffin says:
NO
alright whatever
Sneevil says:
because 2 handed chainswords are GOd
Herppp says:
to be fair, muff
He is likely to be our tank
Jasper says:
If I act on what I've heard, I'll be using my own knowledge, rather than my cha
racter's knowledge.
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Jasper says:
which is not cool.
Herppp says:
so if he will be absorbing damage
and then need to be able to dish out damage
Ah, that's true.
NewsMuffin says:
he must have 9000 wounds by the end of the campaign
Herppp says:
It's good that we have the concept of character knowledge vs. player knowledge
down.
My friends did not.
NewsMuffin says:
hey, me and poon will be damage dealers
Herppp says:
I.E. One of them was in another room, doing something
NewsMuffin says:
and chtulhu can be our sneak
Herppp says:
and he found something out
and suddenly everyone came rushing to his aid, because they knew it too
Its a hard thing to use properly, but if you do it makes it better.
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
ahah
What IS cthulhu?
I have move silent, etc
NewsMuffin says:
scum
Sneevil says:
i had an awesome gm moment then
NewsMuffin says:
scum can't easily be damage dedalers easily
Herppp says:
Silent Move, etc
Yeah
So he'll be our sneak, and I can sneak/deal damage
NewsMuffin says:
*dealers
Herppp says:
and if you need someone to climb something
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
I'm your man./
Sneevil says:
the fighter was busy opening a chest while his cleric friend was being eaten by
naga
NewsMuffin says:
I'll be almost pure damage dealing though
Herppp says:
ahha
NewsMuffin says:
if we survive combat
Herppp says:
high fives all around?
NewsMuffin says:
continue sneevil
BONDED IN BLOOD
HIGHFIVES
Sneevil says:
well he was like i attack the naga
you can't because you are and i quote correctly stuffing your face in this gold
en chest
he was lucky it wasn't a mimic NOMNOMNOM
NewsMuffin says:
awesome
Sneevil says:
the cleric survived though hard to kill i guess
NewsMuffin says:
yeh
yeah
Herppp says:
ahah
That reminds me of the time that I was playing my Lobsterman (yes) monk
NewsMuffin says:
i hope to have a bolt pistol eventually
yeah
Sneevil says:
the wizard had to sacrifce one of his high level spells to repel one of the nag
a
NewsMuffin says:
brb
Herppp says:
and I bull rushed a skeleton through a locked door, smashing him into dust, and
breaking the door off the hinges
with such force that the door flew off and hit a sleeping troll, which woke it
up
NewsMuffin says:
ouch
Herppp says:
and
It clubbed me
or attempted to, but I dodged and ran
and then it beat my cleric buddy TO DEATH
it was pretty hillarious
that player stopped playing though because of it
T_T
ahah
Wizards are pretty useful in DnD
Sneevil says:
No lobster bisque ?how sad
Herppp says:
actually
Sneevil says:
the difference between wizards and sorcerrors is quite simple
Herppp says:
There was another time I had to fight a gnoll on a narrow wooden bridge over a
giant pot of boiling water
NewsMuffin says:
might be longer than expected. eating steak is fun though
so brb
Herppp says:
kay
Sneevil says:
continue
Herppp says:
ahah
basically i punched him to death
and then slipped on a bar of soap he dropped
and tried to make a saving throw
and made it, just barely
so my grip was slipping, so one of my friends threw a rope
with a grappling hook, and it locked onto the bridge thing so it staye din plac
e, and I grabbed the rope
but because of my giant lobster claws, i cut the rope with my hands, and fell i
nto the pot of water
and took 1d4 simmering damage per round
or something
so my friends had to find a switch to turn off the heat
ahah
basically my druid friend cast a water spell to put out the fire under the pot
Sneevil says:
awesome cooked lobster move
Herppp says:
Yeah
I barely made it out a live
ahah
Jasper says:
hehe
Herppp says:
also I always had like 10 bars of soap on me at all times, for greasing floors
and door knobs
anyway
Sneevil says:
now the difference between a wizard and a sorcerror is
a wizard is something like a cannon and a sorceror is a machine gun
Jasper says:
sorcerors have fewer spells, but can use them repeatedly, right?
Sneevil says:
yes and they have generally weaker spells
like flare and such
Herppp says:
ahhh
Indeed.
My wizard friend used a sleep spell on an entire room of goblins
and we just went in and killed them in their sleep.
Sneevil says:
that is a too high lvl spell for a sorcerror
Herppp says:
But yes, that is what I have observed as well.
mhm
Sneevil says:
wizards have to plan out their spells for each dat roo
too*
day
Herppp says:
Yeah.
He had a few sleep spells prepped, etc.
NewsMuffin says:
back
Sneevil says:
did a talk with the wizard player and he was pissed on himself because he didn'
t bring any fire spells towards an ice cave
although shattering ice golems with thunder is also possible i have learned
NewsMuffin says:
awesome
Sneevil says:
man but there is nothing more frustrating then having to play as the bad guys a
gainst a fully prepped wizard
Herppp says:
that is quite awesome.
ahahha
I bet..
Sleep spells
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
a fucking spell that makes the floor slippery
wtf
I once heard about a wizard
apparently like
They were on a blimp type thing
and they accidentally killed the pilot or something
and one of the wizards cast an epic level water spell
and it drowned the enemies that were following them
and the blimp FLOATED
to safety
because there was SO MUCH WATER
NewsMuffin says:
awesome
Sneevil says:
take this from me hybrid classes may look good in the beginning but you will ne
ver be on the lvl of a specialized class just look at paladins
he can heal and tank but man does he suck in comparison to the fighter over the
re
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
Monk is my personal favorite. Slow fall is awesome, etc. also i was a lobster m
an so it was only natural to be one, though i could never use a monk weapon.
Indeed.
NewsMuffin says:
I'm sorry I don't have any cool stories to share
Herppp says:
Is okay.
We'll MAKE SOME
NewsMuffin says:
THis is the first game like this for me
Sneevil says:
everyone has to get some time m8
NewsMuffin says:
I BET WE WILL
yeah
Jasper says:
my cat is asleep on my chest
Sneevil says:
how cute
+ 20 kawai on your next roll
Herppp says:
ahah my cat is a dick.
Jasper says:
hmm, 89 without mods
Herppp says:
I hate him sometimes
NewsMuffin says:
My cat lives outside
Herppp says:
does that mean your cat explodes?
NewsMuffin says:
she's skinny
no...?
Herppp says:
My cats would if we weren't on the 3rd floor of an apartment/by the highway.
NewsMuffin says:
ah
Herppp says:
also one of my other cats got hit by a car and died, so that was kind of lame
Sneevil says:
so any of you guys in mini wargaming?
NewsMuffin says:
I have two dogs though
Herppp says:
Like warhammer 40k?
Sneevil says:
and the normal variant yes
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Herppp says:
I had a dog, but he got into EVERYTHING so we gave him away, i was like 4 at th
e time
I never have.
I might start playing 40k with a friend though, he has an extra army i can use
he said
NewsMuffin says:
I have a group of firends at my school and we all have miniatures
Sneevil says:
army ?
NewsMuffin says:
Orks
Sneevil says:
cool
NewsMuffin says:
One of my friends has Guard
Sneevil says:
i'm Ordo malleus
NewsMuffin says:
and another is going to get Tau
Sneevil says:
Daemonhunters
Jasper says:
Eldar
NewsMuffin says:
My group doesn't have an Eldar player
Jasper says:
although I don't do 40k any more
Sneevil says:
more normal warhammer now?
NewsMuffin says:
my group hasn't actually played a game together though
Jasper says:
I got somewhat bored with trying to beat the super lists my friends came up wit
h
Nob Bikers, etc
Sneevil says:
its kind of stupid to build super lists
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Sneevil says:
i play to have fun
Jasper says:
I played to have fun, but I never met anyone else who did
NewsMuffin says:
it's fun to have flaws, but overcome them with smarts and tactical genious-
CREEEED
Jasper says:
I play Necromunda now
old 40k spin-off
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Sneevil says:
but its quite hard as Daemon hunters because Gray knights tend to be a tad OP
Jasper says:
gang fights in the underhive
NewsMuffin says:
the rulebook for Necromunda is free also
Jasper says:
I know
Sneevil says:
nice
you could probably convert some catachan's with some green stuff for gang membe
rs
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Jasper says:
or cadians
for Van Saars
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Jasper says:
Most of my Necro playing is over Vassal anyway
only one person who plays it lives near me
NewsMuffin says:
that sucks
Jasper says:
so I play against him at Warhammer World sometimes
Sneevil says:
never heard of that shop tbh
Jasper says:
It's the centre of the hobby
Sneevil says:
i just go to the good old GW
Jasper says:
Nottingham!
Sneevil says:
aaah
Jasper says:
it's the site of their head office, I believe
Herppp says:
Hm
NewsMuffin says:
Yeah
Herppp says:
I don't live anywhere near those kinds of places
NewsMuffin says:
and the black library, I believe
Herppp says:
I know my brother does that stuff sometimes though
Not 40k, but he goes to game shops and plays with my uncle and my cousin (who i
s like 12 or something)
Sneevil says:
in a gw everyone is doing something intresting
Jasper says:
I know.
Sneevil says:
some are painting fresh bought models
NewsMuffin says:
I haven't been to my local GW though
Sneevil says:
a few battles
NewsMuffin says:
I got my models from a friend for 15 bucks
Sneevil says:
damn that cheap
NewsMuffin says:
I got the ork half of assault on black reach
Jasper says:
hehe. Warhammer world has, like, 10 rows of 10 tables. there's usually more tha
n a few battles to see
Sneevil says:
*drool
NewsMuffin says:
well, and I got the other ork half from black reach for free from another frien
d
Sneevil says:
5 tables or so in the one where i am going with some desks for painting
NewsMuffin says:
so I have 2 ork halves of assault on black freach
Jasper says:
yeah, the painting areas are a bit tiny compared to the gaming areas
NewsMuffin says:
of $15
Herppp says:
I'm gonna go do something, till next time dudes.
NewsMuffin says:
for
Jasper says:
cya
NewsMuffin says:
ok
see you
Sneevil says:
good night
Jasper says:
I should probably get off to bed.
Herppp says:
Good game, all
NewsMuffin says:
yeah
Sneevil says:
same here tbh
Herppp says:
wooo
NewsMuffin says:
fun stuff
Jasper says:
it is half past 1, and I'm still somewhat ill
Herppp says:
its only 7:30 where I am.
NewsMuffin says:
8:30 here
Sneevil says:
its nearly 3 a clock here
NewsMuffin says:
wow
Sneevil says:
man i just keep jabbering and jabbering
NewsMuffin says:
cthulhu is on my GMT also, I believe
Herppp has left the conversation.
Sneevil says:
good night all
Jasper says:
GMT means Grenwich Mean Time, i.e. normal time for the english.
NewsMuffin says:
good night
I know
Jasper says:
so he's not on your gmt!
NewsMuffin says:
me and Cthulhu live on GMT-4 I believe
Sneevil has left the conversation.
Jasper says:
ah
that makes more sense
NewsMuffin says:
alright
Jasper says:
anyway, I need to sleep
night
NewsMuffin says:
ok
same
I'll copy the game log for later

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