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arrested, comedy.
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Chapter 1 – Don't break the
speed limit,
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Chapter 2 – Don't argue with
The Police
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work. Just take the ticket and
leave. Cops have discretion and
if you piss them off, they are just
going to throw the book at you.
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Including taxi drivers having to
wipe up sick after wards when
they reach depot. Because you
are a lightweight and can't
handle your drink.
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Chapter 7 – Don't act like an
idiot
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these things man. Just cut it out.
The Police know who they are.
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don't talk. Either that or they
may make you watch the
England game behind bars.
When you were due to go on
your annual holiday trip to
Mexico. With your estranged
wife.
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Because that shit is taken
seriously nowadays, domestic
abuse also.
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Chapter 15 – If you are stupid
enough to actually end up in jail,
don't commit offences whilst in
the jail.
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Chapter 17 – If you owe money,
don't obstruct the bailiffs,
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from city centres, then when
breached arrested Just for acting
like dickheads at football games
is beyond me.
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Chapter – 20 – If you are given a
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dispersal notice, direction to
leave, or a temporary city ban.
Don't be a big enough jerk to go
back prior to when the ban
expires.
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Chapter 21 – Don't boast on the
internet about your criminal
activity.
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Don't have to be Saul Goodman,
but you have to know the basics
of criminal law. The Police will
usually let you off minor
violations but if you show an
attitude. You are going in the
slammer.
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Chapter 24 – Don't breach a
restraining order,
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Letting dangerous people out
into society is like letting
dangerous animals out into the
zoo.
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Chapter 28 – Don't moan like a
dickhead and say your cannabis
power plant factory in your
basement is your medicinal use.
Because you have a made up
lung condition.
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Even a paperclip or a small fruit
roll up. It's not based on the
price. Then don't moan that
your non existent, made up
benefts are cut. I mean they do
have food banks.
Chapter 30 – Comply
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robbery. Even though they
scaled the roof of a 90 year old
woman's house. Stole her
money, and legged it. Hit their
bollocks on the fence, and had to
have it stitched up. Later fnding
out they are infertile.
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some kind of rare herbal
prescription Given to them by
some fake doctor on licence for
stabbing a bear in the woods.
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be on record you have been
arrested Comply with The
Police.
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record on your phone.
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an excuse for evading arrest Not
knowing you were breaking the
law isn't a get out of jail free
card.
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If someone has framed you, then
hire a good attorney. Counter
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sue and maybe fle charges. Yet
again, don't be stupid enough to
get framed. Keep records. Don't
date losers, and don't do drugs.
It's bad.
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