ADULT LANGUAGE

1.Kickapoo

2.Classico
3.Baby

4.Destiny

5.History
6.The Government Totally Sucks
7.Master Exploder

8.The Divide

9.Papagenu (He’s My Sassafrass)

10.Dude (I Totally Miss You)

11.Break In-City (Storm the Gate!)

12.Car Chase City

13.Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

14.POD

15.The Metal
 1. KICKAPOO
A long ass fucking time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But, hey, there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young JB and he refused to step in line
A vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align.
Oh the dragon’s balls were blazin’ as I stepped into his cave
Then I sliced his fucking cockles with my long and shiny blade
’Twas I who fucked the dragon fucka lye sing fucka loo
And if you try to fuck with me then I shall fuck you too.
Gotta get it on in the party zone
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone
Gotta suck a choad in the party zone
You’ve disobeyed my orders son, why were ever born
Your brother is ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more
This music that you’ve played for us comes from the depths of hell
Rock and roll is the devil’s work he wants you to rebel.
You’ll become a mindless puppet, Beelzebub will pull the strings
Your heart will lose direction and chaos he will bring
You better shut your mouth you better watch your tone
You’re grounded for a week with no telephone
Don’t let me hear you cry don’t let me hear you moan
You gotta praise the lord when you’re in my home
Dio can you hear me
I am lost and so alone
I’m asking for your guidance
Won’t you come down from your throne?
I need the tight compadre who will teach me how to rock
My father thinks you’re evil but man, he can suck a cock
Rock is not the devil’s work it’s magical and rad
I’ll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad
I hear you brave young Jables, you are hungry for the rock
But to learn the ancient methods secret doors you must unlock
Escape your father’s clutches and this oppressive neighborhood
On a journey you must go to find the land of Hollywood
In the city of fallen angels, where the ocean meets the sand
You will form a strong alliance, and the world’s most awesome band
To find your fame and fortune, through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons; now go my son and rock
So he bailed from fucking Kickapoo with hunger in his heart
and he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art
but in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart
Rock
Rock
Rock
2. CLASSICO
Can’t you see he’s the man
Let me hear you applaud
He is more than a man / He’s a shining golden god
If you think it’s time to fucking rock / And Fucking roll out of control
Will then you know you’ve got to rock
The block you fucking suck my fucking cock
’Cause when you rule you fucking school all of the fools
Out of their jewels
If you think it’s time to fucking rock
He is going to kick your fucking ass / And you know his name is Kyle Gass
Rocking and fucking rolling and fucking rocking and fucking rolling
And Fucking rip dip diddley
3. BABY
Well I can’t get to sleep tonight
No matter how hard I try
’Cause it’s cold and it’s dark and the wind is ‘whistlin’
And I can’t seem to put out the light
Mama’s been searchin’ for baby / And baby’s been tryin’ to get home
’Cause it’s cold and it’s dark and the moon can not light the way
And daddy’s gone
I’m just a baby
4. DESTINY
5. HISTORY
This is a song called the history of Tenacious D
And it’s not just a list of bullshit we’ve done in the past
It’s the chronicling of our rise
To Power!
We ride with kings on might steeds across the devil’s plain
We’ve walked with Jesus and his cross, he did not die in vain
NO!
We’ve run with wolves, we’ve climbed K2 we even stopped a moving train
We’ve traveled through space in time my friends to rock this house again
Rock!
We ride and we ride, we’ll never subside, we’ll ride till the planets collide
And if you say that we do not ride. I’ll tan your fucking hide, ride!
Kyle’s fingers be silver, Jack’s voice be gold but lest you think we’re vain
We know you’re all robots and we don’t care Tenacious D, we reign
We reign, supreme, oh god, burrito supreme,
and a chicken supreme, and a cutlas supreme,
Supreme, go now Kyle 1,2,3, supreme…Go now Kyle 1,2,3 supreme..
burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme, and a cutlas supreme,
Supreme!
 6. THE GOVERNMENT TOTALLY SUCKS 10. DUDE
The government totally sucks you mother fucker (I TOTALLY MISS YOU)
The government totally sucks Dude, I totally miss you, I really fucking miss you
Ben franklin was a rebel indeed I’m all alone all the time, all the time
He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed Dude, I totally miss, the things we did together
He was a genious but if he was here today the government Where have you gone?
Would fuck him up his righteous A! Totally miss the honesty, and special times and honestly
Now let me tell you something about the government I totally miss the fucked up things you do
They are fucking up the environment Dude, I totally miss you, I totally miss you
They are taking all the fucking beautiful animals and making them fucking extinct Dude, I totally miss you all the time
The government totally sucks you mother fucker, the government totally sucks Totally miss the honesty, and special times and honestly,
’Cause the land of love and freedom is just a baby’s breath away Totally miss the fucked up things you do
And if we hold hands together we can bring back the USA Dude, I totally miss you, I totally miss you
Bring back the USA Dude, I totally miss you all the time
The fucking USA
Bring back the US
Government totally sucks!
11. BREAK IN-CITY
7. MASTER EXPLODER (STORM THE GATE!)
The mission is clear
I do not need (he does not need) a microphone (a microphone) I’m going over there
My voice is fucking (fucking) powerful I’m going to do the mission
Aaaahhh!! I’m going to flip around the corner, flat as a pancake
Sorry, I did not mean to blow your mind And then I oooh no the camera
But that shit happens to me all the time Staying back here devise a plan
Now take a look, tell me what you see Dive into the bushes
we got the pick of destiny Against all odds
Infiltrate
Storm the gate!
Storm the gate!
8. THE DIVIDE Ninja style
Samurai
Metal pole
Climb that shit
And Climb into that motherfuckah!!!
9. PAPAGENU Now I’m climbing up
Up on a roof
(HE’S MY SASSAFRASS) I’ve got cat like reflexes
Flip!
Against all odds
Found where the Sasquatch hide
In the misty mountain side he’s got Infiltrate
Shiny diamonds that he’s got to protect Oh storm the gate!
Look into the Sasquatch eye, then you know Two are vents on the roof
That Sass can fly, Sasquatch is my daddy and he’s going to protect me That’s what the guy was talking A-Shit!
Half man and half machine on the cover of a magazine Electric eye
Big foot is my father and he’s got to protect me Infiltrate
These lyrics don’t make sense, think I’ve found the evidence Storm the gate!
That yeti is my papa and he wants to protect me Storm the gate!
Storm the gate!

12. CAR CHASE CITY
Car Chase City
That's the name of the game
It was all groovy, now it’s totally lame
KG really fucking blew a synapse.
Now we’re fucking headed for a total collapse
Car Chase City / Run away from the fuzz
We thought that we wasn’t / but we totally was.
Car Chase city / now we’re off of the map
Car Chase City / now we’re taking a crap
now it’s getting hairy / so we’re changing the key
never under estimate the power of D
KG fucking put his foot on the gas
If I go to prison hide the pick in my ass.
Fuck this shit it’s gone too far
Kage pull over. Let me out of the car!
Car Chase City / now we’re taking the lane
KG blew it now we’re going insane
Let’s rock / Let’s roll / Let me try to fill up your hole
Let’s rock / Let’s roll / Car Chase City patrol.
Car Chase City / Car Chase City / Car Chase City
Let’s rock / Let’s roll / Car Chase City patrol.
Let’s rock / Let’s roll / Just a fucking rigamarole
Pigs
speed
turbo
Oh
Ah
Gas
Brakes
Spinning donuts, a' spinning donuts
Go
Flip flip
gas
Nitro
Go
Let’s rock / Let’s roll
Car Chase City patrol.
Let’s rock / Let’s roll
Just a fucking riggamarole
Let’s rock / Let’s roll
Car Chase City patrol.
Let’s rock / Let’s roll
Wrap your pussy over my soul.
Car Chase City / Car Chase City / Car Chase City
13. BEELZEBOSS
(THE FINAL SHOWDOWN)
I am complete / Fuck / Yes you are fucked
Shit out of luck / Now I’m complete / And my cock you will suck
This world will be mine / And you’re first in line
You brought me the pick / And now you shall both die
wait / Wait / Wait you motherfucker
We challenge you to a rock off
Give us one chance to rock your socks off
Fuck / Fuck
Fuck the demon code prevents me from declining a rock off challenge
What are your terms what’s the catch
If we win you must take your sorry ass back to hell
And also you will have to pay our rent
And what if I win
Then you can take Kage back to hell, What?! Trust me Kage it’s the only way
What the fuck are you talking about / To be your little bitch
Fine, let the rock off begin, hahahah / I’m the devil, I’m love metal
Check this riff it’s fucking tasty / I’m the devil, I can do what I want
Whatever I’ve got I’m gonna flaunt
There’s never been a rock off that I’ve ever lost
I can’t wait to take Kage back to hell
I’m gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I’ll make him squeal like the scarlet pimpernel
NO / Come on kage bring on the thunder
There’s just no way that we can win / That was a masterpiece
He rocks too hard because he’s not a mortal man / goddamnit kage
He’s gonna make you his sex slave
You gonna gargle mayonnaise
Unless we bust a massive monster mamojam
Dude we’ve been through so much shit
Deactivated lasers with my dick
Now it’s time to blow this fucker down
Come on Kage now it’s time to blow doors down
I hear you Jables now it’s time to blow doors down
Light up the stage ’cause it’s time for a showdown
We’ll bend you over then we’ll take you to brown town
Now we got to blow this fucker down
He’s gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
Come on kage ’cause it’s time to blow doors down
We’ll pile drive ya it’s time for the smack down / Hey antichristah beelzeboss
We know your weakness our rock it sauce
We rock the casbah and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter / We hold the key / You are the devil
We are the D / We are the D / We are the D
You guys are fucking lame
Come on kage your coming with me / Taste my lighting fucker
No oh fuck / My fucking horn
From whence you came you shall remain
Until you’re complete again
Noooo / Fuck you kage / And fuck you jables
I’ll get you tenacious d
 14. POD
’Cause it’s the pick, of destiny child
You know we will be rockin’ ’cause it’s fucking insane
It’s just the pick, of destiny child
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain
In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage,
When he was busking he was all of the rage
He met Jables and he taught him well,
All the techniques that were developed in Hell
Cock pushups and the power slide,
Gig simulation now there’s nowhere to hide
15. THE METAL
They formed a band they named Tenacious D, You can’t kill the metal
And then they got The Pick of Destiny. The metal will live on
Punk rock tried to kill the metal
’Cause it’s the pick, of destiny child But they failed as they were smite to the ground
You know we will be rockin’ ’cause it’s fucking insane New wave tried to kill the metal but they failed
It’s just the pick, of destiny child as they were stricken down to the ground
Our tasty grooves are better than chicken chow mien. Grunge tried to kill the metal…hahha
They failed as they were thrown to the ground
’Cause he who is sleazy, is easy to pleasey Ahhhhyeah
And she who is juicy, must be loosy goosey
And he who is groovy, will be in my movie Ahhhhhyeah
So come on.
The wizard and the demon had a battle royale, No one can destroy the metal
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow, The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said “ow” We are the vanquished foes of the metal
We tried to win for we do not know
’Cause it’s the pick, of destiny child New wave tried to destroy the metal but the metal had its way
You know we will be rockin’ ’cause it’s fucking insane Grunge tried to defile the metal but the metal was in the way
It’s just the pick, of destiny child Punk rock tried to destroy the metal but metal was much too strong
You know our movie’s better than Citizen Kane Techno tried to defile the metal but techno was proven wrong
’Cause he who’s a geezer, must live in my freezer Metal it comes from hell
And she who is snarky, is full of malarkey
And he who is groovy, must be in my movie
So come on.
Oh, ’cause if you’re a diva, then go to Geneva,
And if you’re a crony, then suck on my boney
And if you are groovy, then get in my movie
It’s called The Pick of Destiny,
The Pick of Destiny
 All Songs Written by: Jack Black / Kyle Gass Published by: Time For My Breakfast Music (ASCAP) / Buttflap Music (ASCAP)

Except for Tracks

“Kickapoo”, Written by: Jack Black / Kyle Gass and Liam Lynch / Published by: Time For My Breakfast Music (ASCAP) /
Buttflap Music (ASCAP) / Deston Songs (ASCAP)

“Break In-City (Storm The Gate!)” Written by: Jack Black / Kyle Gass / Liam Lynch / John King / Published by:
Time For My Breakfast Music (ASCAP) / Buttflap Music (ASCAP) / Liam Lynch Music (ASCAP) / Giz’s Grooves, Inc. (ASCAP) / Universal Music Corp (ASCAP)

“Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)” Written by: Jack Black / Kyle Gass and Liam Lynch /
Published by: Time For My Breakfast Music (ASCAP) / Buttflap Music (ASCAP) / Liam Lynch Music (ASCAP)

“Car Chase City” Written by: Jack Black / Kyle Gass / John Konesky / John Spiker / John King / Published by: Time For My Breakfast Music (ASCAP) /
Buttflap Music (ASCAP) / John S. Konesky Music (BMI) / Ivarene Music (ASCAP) / Giz’s Grooves, Inc. (ASCAP) / Universal Music Corp. (ASCAP)

“Papagenu (He’s My Sassafrass)” Written by: Jack Black / Kyle Gass / John King / Published by: Time For My Breakfast Music (ASCAP) /
Buttflap Music (ASCAP) / Giz’s Grooves, Inc. (ASCAP) / Universal Music Corp (ASCAP)

“The Metal” written by Jack Black / Kyle Gass / John Konesky / John King / Published by: Time For My Breakfast Music (ASCAP)/
Buttflap Music (ASCAP) / John S. Konesky (BMI) / Giz’s Grooves, Inc. (ASCAP) / Universal Music Corp (ASCAP)

Produced by: John King

Assistant Engineers: Ed Cherney, Nick Raskulinecz, John Spiker, Brad Breeck
Recorded at: The Dell and 606 Studio
Mixed by: Ken Andrews
Mastered by: Tom Baker at Precision Mastering

Musicians:
Jack Black and Kyle Gass - Vocals and Acoustic Guitars
Dave Grohl - Drums, Demon vocals on “Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)”
Ronnie James Dio and Meat Loaf - Additional vocals on “Kickapoo”
John Spiker - Bass, Background vocals on “Car Chase City”, Bass and Clavinet on “Papagenu (He’s My Sassafrass)”
John Konesky - Electric Guitar
Liam Lynch - Additional Guitar on “Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)” and
“Break In-City (Storm The Gate!)”, additional Bass on “Break In-City (Storm The Gate!)”
John King - Drum Programming on “Papagenu (He’s My Sassafrass)”
Orchestral arrangements by Andrew Gross recorded at Sony Scoring Stage, engineered by Casey Stone
AVAILABLE FROM ALL GOOD BOOKSTORES Bari Sax and Piano on “Kickapoo” recorded at Capitol Studios, engineered by Casey Stone
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Dave Grohl appears courtesy of Roswell Records, Inc./RCA Records

Meat Loaf appears courtesy of Sanctuary Records and Mercury Records Limited

Photography By: Michael Elins / Album Packaging Design by: Gregg Higgins - New Wave Creative / Michael Elins
Collage Photos by: Zade Rosenthal

Thank you: Tanya Haden, Samuel Haden Black, Kristin Hanggi,

Jack’s Parents: David, Judy, Linda and Tom, Carol & Ed Gass, Matthew, Edward & Mitchell Robert,
Sharon Sheinwold, Matt Labov, Jo Yao, Mark Kaplan, Warren Dern, Rebel Steiner,
JR Reed, Michele Fleischli, John Silva, John Cutcliffe, Ben Cooley, Channel 101, John K,
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