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A Harvard Law School graduate and the great-grandson of slaves, Stevenson
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Recently, my partner ducked into the market for enzyme sprinkles.
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them consider two checkout lines. One looked significantly longer
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way lies damnation! At the final moment, as I willed them from afar,
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Such cerebral synchronicity, a true mind-meld, is perhaps the most
intoxicating manifestation of something I seek everywhere I can. I’ve
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always been vicariousness incarnate, longing for moments of instant
“A cloned, AI version of my brain to
instantiation. At sporting events I lurch in my seat, vainly puppeteering my answer emails as I write. That or a
favorite quantum-ball pros away from would-be quantumbles. When my lightsaber. No, definitely a lightsaber.”
partner plays videogames, I become an armchair voxel-jockey, squirming —Senior editor Angela Watercutter
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digital travails. That’s why I found the news of Facebook acquiring CTRL- “Prosthetic thumbs and interspecies
Labs so elating: Festooned with the company’s armbands, I might finally translation software for my dog. My
friends refer to Max, my 11-year-old
be able to interact with my devices at the speed of thought. diabetic King Charles spaniel, as my
As your motor neurons extend from your brain through your spine and ‘assistant.’ I appreciate the company
then to the muscles, they concentrate appealingly in your forearms. When he offers, but late-stage capitalism is
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armband picks up on the nearly imperceptible signals announcing your it would go a long way.” —Contribu-
intention. Just like that, your wish becomes input. tor Jessica Bruder (page 58)
That was the antediluvian urge, wasn’t it, driving the foaming sea of “I tend to have my best creative break-
circuits that flooded our world? To be heard, to be felt, to be obeyed. throughs in the shower. But when I’m
CTRL-Labs manages this magic by trading sci-fi fever dreams for thrill- grappling with a story and desperate
for inspiration, I rarely have time to get
ingly cold science, treating the brain as an engine of complex interaction naked and douse myself with water.
rather than a storehouse of dark desire. (Granted, the brain does conjure I could use a gadget that tricks my
those desires, necessary and joyous that they are. Lament the cogno- brain into thinking I’m taking a shower
while I’m still anchored to my desk.”
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Decades ago, Jacques J. Vidal—the soft-computing researcher who Koerner (page 84)
coined the phrase “brain-computer interface”—asked the perfect ques-
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the perfect pop cultural reference or
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course; if I applaud the pragmatic, I positively swoon before the gran- —Senior writer Arielle Pardes
diose. Roar, Vidal! (page 24)
While I confess to wishing for a cyborgian implant every birthday, even “A Go-Go-Gadget bionic arm that
I admit that Vidal’s future lives in such common-sense solutions as CTRL- helps me illustrate sketches for the
Labs’. If we are to truly navigate the world brain-first, we must do so using 8-bit monster I’m creating for this
issue, with an autopilot mode, and
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Why it is necessary to recognize Jane Austen fans as the
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BY VIRGINIA HEFFERNAN
It is a truth universally acknowledged that Trekkies were the first fandom. But uni-
versal acknowledgment does not make a truth true. In fact, Adrianne Wadewitz,
a feminist scholar of 18th-century literature, set Wikipedia straight on this point
over a decade ago, when she identified the first fandom subculture as the Janeites,
the network of Jane Austen stans who found their prime directive, Austen idolatry,
around 1870. Star Trek: TOS didn’t air until 1966. Q But what does this matter,
except for purposes of quarrels about online forums dedicated to phenomena ously below the radar. Kipling’s story “The
trivia? Here’s just one reason: Janeites are from Star Trek to Game of Thrones to Janeites” tells of a group of World War I
known for having organized their net- Hamilton to Doctor Who: vets who were closet Janeites. There’s
works in an almost magically prescient 1. Janeites feel free to speak of fictional gender-bending too. Janeites who may
way that didn’t just prefigure Star Trek characters—Miss Bates, Elinor Dashwood, be super butch in light of day privately
fan culture, it prefigured the … internet. etc.—as though they are real people. visit spheres coded female: domestic-
Go with me here. Janeites can be seen (Furthermore, according to latter-day ity, romance, social life. All of this has
as internet culture avant la lettre—what Janeite Ted Scheinman, they speak of stirred anxiety among out-group tradi-
Sebastian Heath, an archaeologist and Austen herself with “the proprietary vim tionalists. In a hatchet job on Austen and
professor of computational humanities of a family member.”) her disciples given as a speech in 1928,
and Roman archaeology at New York 2. They tolerate gentle teasing of their one critic derided her—and her fans—as
University, calls a “self-digitizing com- fandom but balk at criticism of their sexless, malicious, and girlish. As Forster
munity.” OK, yes, the Arpanet and packet canon. was gay and other early Janeites—includ-
switching don’t figure much in the mis- 3. T hey a re met ic u lously det a i l- ing Bradley—were lifelong bachelors, the
adventures of Emma Woodhouse or the oriented, priding themselves on know- homophobia of haters was hard to miss.
Bennet sisters. But the Janeites represent ing Austen minutiae as much as literary Heath coined the phrase “self-digitizing
a critical plot point in the evolution of themes. (Among the Janeites are students community” in 2011 to describe any group
online sociology. of Regency suspender buckles, agrarian that “takes the time to organize infor-
In the beginning, Janeites were some- history, English country dances.) mation about itself or information that it
thing like an especially enthusiastic book 4. T hey a re sec ret ive—a nd of ten cares about” by making its artifacts leg-
club. They changed as Austen’s work got abashed. (Forster once wrote: “I am a Jane ible, archivable, and searchable. Ancient
canonized and exported, but at first they Austenite, and, therefore, slightly imbe- numismatics, he has argued, were part of
were chiefly English men. In this way, cile about Jane Austen.”) Rome’s self-digitization; the coins made
they were unlike Trekkies and perhaps 5. Their fandom is considered slightly crucial aspects of the Roman Empire
closer to the zealous male fans—many of unwholesome. (Just as Trekkies are par- retrievable by future historians and
whom identify as gay—of female super- odied as pimple-pocked teens in Spock archaeologists. In modern times, Heath
stars like Liza Minnelli or Cher. ears, female Janeites today are derided cites the superb wiki of Game of Thrones
In their devotion, according to Clau- as spinster cat ladies.) aficionados, which makes their commu-
dia Johnson in Janeites: Austen’s Disci- 6. They move comfortably between nity accessible and (mostly) intelligible,
ples and Devotees, Janeites expressed fiction and reality, the spectral and the even to those outside it.
“the ecstasy of the elect.” The novel- solid, the fantastic and the real, the forum For their part, Janeites riffed off Jane
ist E. M. Forster and the literary scholar and the meetup. They often bridge the Austen’s written work, which they made
A. C. Bradley were among the first prom- gap with fan fiction and cosplay. supremely accessible to Austen readers
inent Janeites, who, with only a touch of To seal their in-group status and steer without advanced degrees by creating
self-parody, described themselves as a clear of Muggles who might not get it, indices, committing passages to mem-
“cult” devoted to their “dear,” “divine” Janeites today still use code, handles, ory, reenacting scenes, anatomizing the
Jane. The group’s playfulness and ecstasy jargon, masquerade, memes. Generally film adaptations, and extending the nov-
let them blow past the rules of solemn speaking, a “Willoughby” is a cad, and els with fan fiction in which they, real
scholarship. And thus the Janeites set a “Darcy” is a catch (though maybe also people, interact with Darcy and Bingley
in motion six practices that now define kind of a dick). The code acts as hom- and Knightley and all the rest.
modern fan culture, and in particular the age to the days when Janeites flew studi- Then there’s Heath’s most challenging
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dying, because Jibo the company was going tomers have to figure out how to extricate ences.” According to Macleod, every prod-
out of business. themselves and their data from the wreck- uct faces a cycle of endings, from breakage
Jibo’s sudden plunge into digital demen- age; and society at large is often stuck with to customer burnout to falling behind con-
tia brought on an outpouring of grief and a load of garbage—both literal and figu- sumption trends. It’s important to plan for
consternation. People had shelled out $900 rative—to clean up. Consider the piles of each of them, he says. Not all companies do.
for this thing; could the company really just yellow bikes strewn across sidewalks and But Macleod points out that regula-
shut off its servers after a few years? (Well, railroad tracks in cities like London, where tions are increasingly forcing businesses
yes. The $70 million in venture funding three dockless bike companies shut down to write at least some parts of their last will
had run out.) People had kept Jibo on their operations this year. and testament. In Europe, the new Gen-
eral Data Protection Regulation requires
firms to delete personal data at the end of
a service contract, so that customers retain
control of their data whenever they leave a
business—or when that business ceases to
No one expected the robot to live for- exist. The California Consumer Privacy Act,
which goes into effect in January, makes
ever. And yet, no one seemed to have similar demands on how companies store,
or delete, customers’ data.
fully considered that it wouldn’t. Those regulations might force even
broader conversation about endings—like
maybe there should be rules that make
kitchen counters, where it had listened in And it’s not just fledgling startups that are companies responsible for their literal
on all kinds of intimate conversations. What caught by surprise when they begin to fal- waste, too. All too often, it’s the public that
would happen to all that voice data now? ter. This fall, after being valued at $47 bil- ends up cleaning up the mess when firms
Would the company delete it or sell it off to lion, WeWork slid toward bankruptcy in a flame out without forethought.
another company? And what were you sup- span of six weeks. Analysts had raised their Of course, the trouble for consumers—
posed to do with the thing after its blue ring, eyebrows at the company’s business model and perhaps for Macleod’s consulting
like a giant digital eyeball, blinked shut for for years—WeWork takes on huge liabili- business—is that companies may not see
the very last time? This wasn’t a mere hunk ties with its long-term leases on commer- much point in ensuring that they’ll be good
of e-waste. Jibo was, in the company’s par- cial buildings, which leaves it vulnerable to posthumous citizens; they’ve got growth to
lance, “a member of the family.” fluctuations in market demand—and yet the fight for, bills to pay, and investors to charm.
Surely no one expected the robot to live implosion came as a violent, sudden shock. If the worst happens, they’ll be gone and out
forever. And yet, somehow, it seems no one In Seattle, WeWork and a real estate partner of money anyway.
had fully considered that it wouldn’t. abruptly pulled out of WeWork’s multiyear Macleod argues that learning how to say
Silicon Valley is obsessed with begin- lease on a 36-story tower, just as the build- goodbye responsibly can actually help a
nings and growth. It has a million words to ing neared completion. Then, in October, company stay healthy. No business keeps all
describe them: Launch! Bootstrap! Startup! the company announced it would lay off of its customers forever, and holding on to
Scale! But the industry lives in embarrassed thousands of employees, many of whom them too tightly may backfire: People seem
denial about endings. Companies “sunset” had recently been expecting it to go public. to like when companies offer an easy way
their unsuccessful ideas, as if sending them Who knows whether WeWork will pull its out of subscriptions and services, he says.
off on a Hawaiian vacation. Meanwhile, act together, but the brush with death came Customer loss, of course, is not the final
behind the scenes, founders may devolve a bit too much out of the blue. farewell. But there is at least one incentive
into a last-minute fight over the scraps. And Even the largest companies will go away to imagine that fateful end: A company that
customers may be left wondering what hap- someday, or at least fade into a ghost of sees its own death clearly also has a better
pened—like the users of Picturelife, a photo themselves. (Remember Kodak?) It’s hard to chance of seeing its next pivot.
storage service, who in 2016 temporarily imagine a world without Facebook or Goo- Jibo didn’t see that far ahead, but it did
lost all of their images when the company gle, but it’s arguably important that Face- provide for a future at the 11th hour. As the
couldn’t afford to keep paying for server book and Google imagine precisely that. company’s last employees programmed the
space as it was collapsing. “Every consumer experience will have an robot’s goodbye speech, its founder report-
Tech leaders know that their businesses ending,” says Joe Macleod. “It seems bonkers edly signed a license that would allow devel-
must grow or die. But given that 70 percent how I have to argue that point sometimes.” opers to continue working on the robot’s
of new startups go out of business within An energetic Englishman, Macleod source code for educational purposes. Jibo
five years, you might think that more of advises companies on how to game out itself was dying, but at least it might give life
them would have plans in place for the their endgames. (His business card: “Head to a new kind of robot someday.
“die” scenario. When they inevitably do of Endineering.”) He has worked with Ikea,
fade to black, employees and even man- Intuit, Logitech, and Spotify, helping them ARIELLE PARDES (@pardesoteric) is a
agers are often left totally unprepared; cus- anticipate what he calls “closure experi- senior writer at w i r e d .
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BY CLIVE THOMPSON
Normally, when you open Facebook, you see pictures of your friends’ awesome vacations or links to madden-
ing political stories your dad is sharing—your basic emotional goulash of FOMO and TMI. But last year, the
nerds at Microsoft Research tried something different: They put bits of office work into the News Feed. Q The
researchers created an AI app that looked through documents you were writing in Microsoft Word. It extracted
simple editing tasks, like making a sentence less wordy. Then, using a Chrome plug-in, the software would
slot these jobs into an item in your feed, one every 2,000 pixels. The researchers gave the tool to a test
group, who began duly doing the little work tasks, a few each day, when they saw them while scrolling
through Facebook. Every time they finished one, the AI would automatically insert it back into the proper
Word file. Q It might seem kind of nuts to work that way, yes? But the subjects said they oddly enjoyed
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feel more productive: “It’s like chipping away pany has just made it explicit and tethered
at the document,” one noted. “It was nor- those tasks to your macro work.
mally time I would be wasting.” One could imagine microtasks blooming
This concept is called microproductiv- everywhere. As AI gets better at extracting
ity—and you might be working this way soon small tasks from our big projects, it could ANGRY NERD
too, because companies like Microsoft have start tweeting us to-dos or hitting us up on BY JASON KEHE
begun weaving microtasks into commer- Slack. It might even be kind of fun. A few
cial software. years ago, MIT researcher Carrie Cai co-
Microproductivity emerged in part as an created a language-learning plug-in for
evolutionary response to everyone’s num- Gchat: During down moments, like waiting
ber one complaint about office life: inter- for a reply, it would teach you a new word.
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Learning
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Common
Misconceptions
LEGO FOUNDATION learning. It was determined
RELEASES A NEW STUDY that these methods of teach-
THAT FINDS LEARNING ing did, in fact, evoke the Education’s solutions engage can create active, coop-
THROUGH PURPOSEFUL same effects that traditional students in active learning, in erative, experiential, and
PLAY IS VITAL TO learning through play had on a meaningful way, regardless ultimately effective learning
younger students, at the same of their grade level. environments. LEGO has
STUDENTS’ SUCCESS
time having a more joyful, always been a proponent
meaningful, engaging educa- MISCONCEPTION #2: of these types of integrated
THE LEGO FOUNDATION tion experience. This, in turn, Learning Through Play is approaches to learning. This
recently released the findings positively affects students’ Unstructured and Completely is at the core of the non-profit
of a five-year research initia- learning across all domains— Student Directed. This implies social purpose of the LEGO
tive that looked at the role social, emotional, physical, that learning through play in Foundation. It’s also the rea-
“learning through play1” during creative, and cognitive—which school would not be effective son LEGO® Education devel-
school has in a successful equates to well-rounded and because there are no set ops and creates hands-on,
educational curricula. The adjusted individuals. parameters. However, if you cross-curricular solutions that
LEGO Foundation worked with look at the idea closely, you are founded on purposeful
Embracing this joyful, mean- find that learning through play
the Australian Council for Edu- ingful and engaging learning play—bringing forward the
cational Research to review is not the same as only having confidence in teachers to use
experience, LEGO® Education, “free play,” (child-directed,
international research studies, the education division of these approaches effectively.
and found that the way to voluntary, and flexible) but
LEGO®, has developed a rather a mix of child-directed, But the real takeaway is
build a strong academic continuum of preK-12 STEAM that in order to create
home in which children’s edu- teacher-guided, and teach-
solutions, which are geared to er-directed learning—all of learning environments that
cational advancement is nur- all different age groups, that enable students of all ages
tured, is to encourage joyful, which must work in harmony
fit the approach of “learning together as they are not and levels to thrive,
meaningful, actively engaging, through play”. For example,
and iterative learning by way effective when one approach
WeDo 2.0 is made for ele- dominates. That brings us to “we must continue to
of purposeful play in school. mentary school students and the need for an integrated
To fully understand—and helps bring science, computa- teaching methodology, as it
challenge traditional
appreciate—the role learning tional thinking, and engineer- has been found that a multi- misconceptions and
through play should have in ing principles to life. Designed pronged approach stimulates
for middle school, LEGO® communication, creativity,
embrace integrated
our educational system, you
first have to debunk a couple Education SPIKE™ Prime is collaboration, and critical approaches to
of common misconceptions. another project-based STEAM thinking skills.
solution that combines LEGO both teaching and
MISCONCEPTION #1: bricks, coding language In short, we must reimagine learning.”
The Benefits of Learning based on Scratch, and a the traditional notion of learn-
Through Play Are Only Rel- programmable Hub to help ing through play in school to
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HOW A GROUP
OF SOMALIS BECAME
LEADERS
IN THE FIGHT TO
CHANGE A TECH
BEHEMOTH.
by Jessica
Bruder
with additional reporting
by Saraswati Rathod
T. IT WAS
11 DAYS
BEFORE
CHRISTMAS department. There, another crew of work- security guards. They stopped at their lock-
ers boxed orders, reportedly at a rate of 230 ers to bundle up in heavy coats, gloves, and
per hour, sending them off in cardboard hats. “We gathered by the front doors for
IN 2018,
cartons bearing the trademarked Amazon a few minutes,” Stolz recalls. “That way, if
smile logo. Stolz says he and his fellow pick- anybody was coming out late, they wouldn’t
ers were expected to fetch more than 300 get scared.”
and Amazon’s warehouse in Shakopee, items every 60 minutes. And, according to Stolz estimates that about 50 workers
Minnesota, was operating at full tilt. At the workers, Amazon’s inventory-tracking sys- assembled before they streamed out into
rear of the facility, waves of semi trucks tem closely monitored whether they were the bracing air. (Amazon says the number of
backed up to a long row of loading docks, hitting their marks. workers who walked out that day was more
some disgorging crates of new merchandise The pace that Amazon demanded was like 15.) A cheer rose up from the far side of
and others filling up with outbound pack- inhumane, Stolz thought. Many of his the warehouse parking lot, where a crowd
ages. Inside the warehouse, within dark, coworkers endured pain from leg, back, of off-duty Amazon workers and local com-
cyclone-fenced enclosures, thousands of and shoulder injuries as they strained to munity allies—more than 200 by some esti-
shelf-toting robots performed a mute ballet, hit their hourly rate—which was one of the mates—had been watching the doors and
ferrying towers of merchandise from one many reasons Stolz had decided to walk waiting for them. They stood amid patches
place to another. And throughout the cav- off the job that afternoon, December 14, at of crusted snow as the strikers crossed the
ernous interior, yellow bins brimming with precisely 4 o’clock. asphalt to meet them. The protesters bran-
customers’ orders zipped along more than Stolz and several coworkers had been dished signs that said, “Safe jobs now!” and
10 miles of conveyor belts, which clattered planning the coordinated walkout for “Respect the East African community.”
with a thunderous din. weeks, but now, as he counted down the Stolz settled into a place at the edge of
Negotiating all the distances and tasks minutes, he felt anxious and alone. “I was the crowd. He had joined friends at political
that fall between those pieces of machin- watching the clock at my station. You know, protests before, but he’d never participated
ery were the people. Like most of the ‘3:57 … 3:58 …’ ” he recalls, “just getting in anything like this. As American labor ral-
110-plus US facilities that Amazon calls really nervous.” His work station was rela- lies go, this one offered a striking remix of
fulfillment centers, the warehouse known tively isolated, and he couldn’t see anyone the genre’s usual conventions. The organi-
as MSP1—named for its proximity to the else around him who planned to partici- zation presiding over the event was not a
Minneapolis-Saint Paul airport—employs pate. He was momentarily gripped by the union but a fledgling organization called the
more than a thousand workers, including fear that he’d be the only one to go through Awood Center, whose motto was “Building
hordes of temps brought in for the holidays. with the plan. East African Worker Power.” (Awood is the
They power-walked (running was forbid- Reminding himself that he’d made a Somali word for power.) In the middle of the
den) across roughly 850,000 square feet of commitment, Stolz summoned his cour- crowd was a portable PA system, and the
polished concrete, following green-taped age; when the clock struck 4, he logged off first speaker received an ecstatic welcome:
paths on what amounted to a giant game of his computer and headed for the stairwell. US representative Ilhan Omar, who had
Pac-Man the size of 14 football fields. As he reached the ground floor, he felt a just weeks before become the first Somali
Among them was William Stolz, 24, a sense of relief. Trickling down the stairs American elected to Congress, promptly
lanky Wisconsinite who’d been at Ama- after him he saw the familiar faces of other led the group in singing “Aan Isweheshano
zon for a year and a half. As a “picker,” his workers he’d been getting to know over the Walaalayaal” (“Let’s Get Together With Our
job was to hover at the dim perimeter of past several weeks as they had discussed Brothers and Sisters”), a classic Somali sol-
a cyclone fence and retrieve customers’ what to do about conditions in the ware- idarity anthem.
orders from the robot-borne storage pods house. Unlike him, most of his fellow strik- “I’ve had many jobs,” the congresswoman
that came to his station. He would stoop, ers were Somali Muslim immigrants. Many told the crowd. “I cleaned offices, I worked
squat, or climb a small ladder to grab items of their faces were framed by hijabs. on assembly lines, I was even a security
and then rush to place them in one of the Clocking out quietly, they walked through guard once. I’ve had jobs where we did not
yellow bins that sped off to the packaging airport-style metal detectors, past private have enough breaks, where we used to try
Some 52,000
ations behind the scenes alongside workers family had raised enough money to free her,
was a 23-year-old college student named was the women: how they’d told her about
Nimo Omar, who also helped cofound the
Awood Center. The American-born daugh- people in surviving without food or water in a series
of detention centers, how curious they were
ter of East African refugees, Omar stands Minnesota about America—and again, how much priv-
report Somali
5' 1". A devout Muslim, she wears a head- ilege she had relative to them.
scarf, black plastic-framed glasses, and a Life back in the States, meanwhile, would
slender hoop in her nose. She speaks four
languages—English, Somali, Oromo, and ancestry. make her conscious of how little privilege
she had relative to other Americans. By the
Amharic—and her favorite expression of time Omar returned, her mother had relo-
approval is “dope.” At the Awood Center, cated to Las Vegas. There, Omar was the
people affectionately call her “the lioness.” only girl who wore the hijab in her high
In the early 1990s, in the midst of the school. White boys taunted her, threatened
Somali Civil War, Omar’s parents, who to trip her on the stairs, called her a terrorist,
had fled to Kenya as refugees, emigrated and asked her what she thought of Osama
to Atlanta, Georgia. Not long afterward, bin Laden. She remembers thinking, “I’m
the couple split up, and Omar’s teenaged not a part of the fabric of this country.”
mother found herself isolated with two Omar was alienated but ambitious.
small children in a sprawling Southern city During her senior year of high school, she
with few Somalis. “She didn’t know English moved back to Minneapolis, where she
and had never driven across the country,” later enrolled in community college; by
Omar says. “But she knew she had relatives her sophomore year of college, she’d been
in Minnesota.” So she bundled Omar and elected president of the student senate.
Omar’s older brother into their car seats for She also began getting involved with Black
the 16-hour road trip north. Lives Matter—just in time for the protest
Somali refugees had been clustering in movement to swing its attention to the
the Twin Cities since the ’90s, with each Twin Cities.
new migrant reinforcing the attraction for On November 15, 2015, police in Minne-
the next. Eventually, some 52,000 people apolis shot and killed Jamar Clark, 24, an
who live in Minnesota would report Somali unarmed black man, after responding to
ancestry, the largest population in the US. a domestic violence call. Many witnesses
Omar’s family moved in with a cousin in claimed that Clark was already handcuffed
Rochester, a city about an hour and a half when police shot him in the head. Police
south of Minneapolis. Omar’s father, mean- denied it and said he’d engaged them in
while, began spending much of his time a scuffle, during which Clark allegedly
back in East Africa, eventually remarrying reached for one officer’s gun. Local Black
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Lives Matter activists took to social media,
organizing a march to the city’s Fourth
Precinct police station under the hashtag
#justiceforjamar, which evolved into an
open-ended occupation of the street out-
side the precinct, with tents and banners
stretching down the block. Omar settled in
for the long haul.
On the night of November 23, eight
days in, Omar happened to be helping
with security for the encampment when
four masked men rolled up in a car. She
approached one of them, a guy in red flan-
nel, and asked him to leave. As other pro-
testers helped her escort him away from the
crowd, Omar heard what she mistook for
fireworks. Another of the masked men had
shot five protesters. Two of the victims—
brothers she’d met earlier—were lying on
the pavement near her, one shot in the leg,
the other in the stomach. Omar and her
friends rushed to use winter coats to stanch
the blood. (None of the victims suffered life-
threatening injuries, and the assailants were
later arrested.) The attack was terrifying, but
the protesters didn’t disband. Three days
later, the occupiers celebrated “Blacksgiv-
ing” together, feasting on donated turkey
and sweet potato pie, huddled around fire
pits in the slushy drizzle. “That was the best
Thanksgiving I ever had,” Omar said.
The ensuing year brought a string of dis-
illusioning events for Omar: On the 18th
day of the occupation, police used bulldoz-
ers to clear the encampment, and county
authorities eventually declined to press
charges against the officers involved in the
Clark shooting, concluding that Clark was
not handcuffed when he was shot. Other
developments were broadly terrifying for
Somalis: In Minnesota and other Midwest-
ern states, the run-up to the 2016 election Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Air- Clockwise from
saw enthusiasm for Donald Trump fused port. Omar took the job. After a month of left: William Stolz;
Khadra Kassim, an
with increasingly virulent anti-Somali, anti- intense work, a majority of the roughly Amazon worker; and
Muslim, anti-refugee rhetoric. Weeks before 600-person workforce voted to unionize. Abdirahman Muse.
the election, federal agents intercepted a plot Omar was thrilled.
by three men to blow up a Kansas apart- On a warm June evening several months
ment complex full of Somalis just after vot- after the airport victory, Omar was sitting
ing day. And when Trump announced his ban on the cushion-strewn front porch of an
on refugee admissions during his first week SEIU organizer named Dan Méndez Moore.
in office, it felt personal. But still, Omar was They chatted about their next moves. Nearly
invigorated by activism. a decade earlier, Méndez Moore’s wife,
In the fall of 2016, she heard that the Veronica, had cofounded a workers’ cen-
Service Employees International Union ter—a nonprofit focused on training non-
(SEIU) was looking for someone who was union workers to organize themselves
fluent in Somali to help organize work- around their own goals—originally for the
ers, many of whom were East African, at local Latinx population. The group went on
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hood, known colloquially as Little Moga- ager in Somalia, she had worked on an aid
dishu. Recognizing that many immigrants convoy, which once thrust her into a ver-
lacked cars, the company chartered coaches bal confrontation with armed men trying
to shuttle workers between the neighbor- to interfere with emergency food deliveries.
hood and the Shakopee warehouse. They She had also traveled to small villages dis-
ran multiple times a day, seven days a week. pensing mosquito nets and advice to local
Omar’s brother and uncle had both women on caring for newborns—all before
worked for Amazon, so she knew a little the age of 17. In Shakopee, her superiors
about what went on in the warehouse: the soon tasked her with showing new workers
productivity quotas, the relentless pace. the ropes. In February, they offered to offi-
She wanted to learn more. So she started cially designate her as a “fulfillment center
visiting the Amazon shuttle stop before ambassador,” a role that involves training
dawn, greeting bleary-eyed workers as they other workers and boosting morale—but
headed off to the warehouse. “At first, peo- with no authority and no increase in pay.
ple didn’t want to talk to me,” she says. Some Mohamed turned the offer down.
were downright rude. But gradually people She did, however, continue informally
started offering up their phone numbers, orienting workers to life in the ware-
saying they’d be willing to meet up later. house, serving as a sounding board and
dispenser of advice. And as the summer of
2017 approached, Somalis were becoming
more and more nervous about how Amazon
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with Amazon under the headline “Somali
Workers in Minnesota Force Amazon to VT. AMAZON do, according to labor law—threaten work-
ers, interrogate them, spy on them, or prom-
Negotiate.” The story underscored how has fended off unions ever since it was ise rewards if they reject a union—but then
rare the Minneapolis workers’ successes young. In 2000, when the company was still coaches managers through lawful ways of
seemed to be: “Labor organizers and largely a bookstore, the Communications achieving many of the same ends. (“To avoid
researchers said they were not aware of Workers of America tried to organize the your comments being an unlawful threat,”
Amazon coming to the table previously company’s customer-service employees. the video says, “avoid absolutes. Speak in
in the United States amid pressure from Amazon ultimately closed the call center possibilities instead.”) In general, says Jan-
workers.” that had been the focal point of the orga- ice Fine, a professor of labor studies at Rut-
Amazon’s response to the story, mean- nizing drive, calling the move a reorgani- gers University, the workplace at Amazon
while, showed how ambiguous labor orga- zation that “had absolutely nothing to do” “is one that makes it really clear to workers
nizing without a union can be. In comments with the unionization effort. In 2013 and that they’d better not engage in any kind of
to the press, the company has repeatedly 2014 the company repelled an organizing collective action.”
classified its meetings with Awood as mere push in Delaware, reportedly with the help Within days of the rally in Shakopee,
community engagement, analogous to its of an anti-union law firm. And in Septem- several workers say they began to feel dis-
outreach with veterans groups and LGBT ber 2018, when whispers of a union drive tinctly uncomfortable in the warehouse.
advocates: “We were never ‘coming to the began passing through the workforce at One Somali night-shift worker, who asked
table’ in the sense that’s described,” says Whole Foods, Amazon sent out a roughly to remain anonymous for fear of retalia-
an Amazon spokeswoman. The purpose of 45-minute training video to the grocery tion, says that as she approached one of her
the meetings with Awood, she says, was to chain’s managers about how to snuff out supervisors, she realized he was reading
“deepen our understanding of the East Afri- organizing campaigns while steering clear news about the walkout on a warehouse
can community and deepen their under- of US labor law violations. computer. She says he zoomed in on a photo
standing of Amazon.” The video, which later leaked to the press, of her face and then told her that he was
Nonetheless, for Awood, it was a crystallizes the company’s attitude toward very interested to see who was at the pro-
moment of triumph. The scrappy Somali organized labor, which Amazon regards test. She felt shaken; his look suggested that
workers had created a classic David ver- as incompatible with its core principles of it wasn’t idle interest. Then, in May, three
sus Goliath tale, and as soon as the Times speed, innovation, and customer obsession. East African workers filed a complaint with
posted its story, calls of support started “We are not anti-union, but we are not neu- the Equal Employment Opportunity Com-
rolling in from around the country. Seiz- tral either,” the video’s narrator says. “We mission, saying that, almost immediately
ing the momentum, Awood announced will boldly defend our direct relationship after their participation in the December
on Facebook that it was planning its big- with associates.” 14 protest, they “began experiencing a cam-
gest event ever: a protest at the Shakopee In one sense, Awood doesn’t threaten paign of retaliatory harassment from Ama-
warehouse on December 14. Everyone was that direct relationship the way a union zon management.” Amazon, for its part,
invited. would. Omar and Muse take pains to clar- says it has a zero-tolerance policy toward
With the Awood Center suddenly com- ify that Awood does not represent workers harassment and retaliation.
manding national attention, Amazon pro- as a bargaining agent, it only helps them Meanwhile, some workers in Shakopee
jected a measure of seemingly strategic organize themselves—which perhaps also noticed that, for the first time, the warehouse
benevolence during the week before the helps explain why Amazon doesn’t clas- appeared to be hiring only temporary work-
protest. The company held a job fair in the sify its meetings at the African Devel- ers. So on March 8, 2019, nearly 30 stowers
heart of Cedar-Riverside on December 10, opment Center as “coming to the table.” at Shakopee—about a third of the depart-
advertising it with a video in English and But that hardly means that coordination ment working that shift, by Stolz’s esti-
Somali. On December 13, Bezos pledged between even small groups of workers mate—walked off the job around midnight.
$2.5 million to Simpson Housing Services, is exactly welcome. Amazon prefers to (Amazon puts the number at less than 15.)
a Minneapolis nonprofit that serves the deal with workers not only directly, but as Together with Stolz and Nimo Omar, most
homeless. Awood organizers decided to individuals—to resolve issues one on one. of them decamped to a Perkins restaurant.
escalate their plan further: They would And as the leaked training video makes Three hours later, they returned with a list
stage a walkout in the thick of the pre- clear, the company trains managers to of demands, handwritten on a sheet of note-
holiday rush. keep tabs on “warning signs” of workers book paper. They included “stop temp hir-
On December 14, as Stolz watched the organizing in numbers. ing” and “end unfair firings.” (At one point
minutes tick down to 4 pm, Awood mem- In animations vaguely reminiscent of during the night, Omar and one of the men
bers, supporters, and reporters gathered South Park, the video instructs managers who had walked off the job recognized each
on the far side of MSP1’s parking lot, hug- to stay alert for workers who suddenly start other. He was one of the workers who had
ging themselves against the cold. It was a to linger in break rooms after their shifts initially been rude and dismissive to her
moment of euphoria. But in the days and are over, or clumps of workers who scat- back when she was hanging around shuttle
weeks after the protest, some workers ter when managers approach, or the use of stops in the wee hours of the morning, ask-
would come to feel less secure than they terms like “living wage” or “grievance.” The ing about what it was like to work at MSP1.)
had before. video tells supervisors what they must not Amazon is a nearly $1 trillion com-
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pany with almost unlimited resources for weather might work in our favor,” she said. inside,” Sharif declared. “For the people that
legal fights, public relations campaigns, Meanwhile, Omar was stationed out- actually came out tonight, I want to say thank
and strategic planning. But in the church side the lobby, waiting for people to walk you and welcome, and let’s make it great!”
where Awood and warehouse workers met out. “My job is to corral workers and make When the speeches were done, Omar and
to strategize, there was no falling back. a march,” Omar said. As had happened back a small group of activists walked back to
They decided to plan a new strike, this in December, the rally was taking place on the warehouse to see if more strikers would
one to be held on Prime Day itself. Euro- the far side of the massive parking lot. On emerge. The shifts were changing, and an
pean Amazon workers had been doing it the hot summer day—under the scrutiny employee leaving the warehouse looked at
for years, but as with a number of things of managers—the expanse seemed like an the activists disdainfully. “There’s plenty of
Awood was doing, it had never happened impassable desert, and the idea was to give jobs for you!” he hollered. “There’s Target!
before in the US. workers a feeling of strength in numbers. There’s UPS! There’s Walmart!”
Inside the warehouse, however, things The air smelled sharply of ozone, and
weren’t going as planned. Stolz, who’d forecasters were now issuing a tornado
arrived around 5:30 that morning to hand warning. Omar and her group posed for a
W e’ll see the new Star Wars movie. Of course we’ll see it. Dark
Rey! Folding dual-bladed lightsabers! More porgs (or not)! But
here’s the worst-kept secret in the galaxy: Star Wars hasn’t
been about the movies in a long time. In the 42 years since Luke watched
twin suns set on his moisture-farming boyhood, the franchise has gone
supernova, expanding every which way. And not just to the obvious places
(games, TV, toys). There are costuming guilds. Cookbooks. Fan cons. VR
immersions. Endless behind-the-scenes ephemera. Even billion-dollar
theme parks. So, in the following pages, three writers—two resident
superfans and a novelist—travel to the outer edges of the Star Wars
storyverse, where they survey the true scene. —THE EDITORS
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STAR WARS FAN CAITLIN
BEARDS COSPLAYS AS THE
JEDI REY.
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on Luke’s childhood home (but he lacked a permit and was shut down).
Kanye West modeled a prototype for a low-income housing project
SCAVENGER The cavernous hall is 460,000 square feet,
FROM and McIntosh is taking up about three of
A DESERT them, trying to cinch the beige bandages
PLANET, wrapped around her arms. “We’re having
WITH A issues here,” she says, with an exasperated
NO-NONSENSE giggle. “It’s been falling down all day.” With
WARDROBE an assist by her mom, the 17-year-old finally
TO MATCH. twists and tucks her costume into place. All
THAT'S WHY things considered, the fix is easy. It’s 2019’s
A BROAD Comic-Con International, and compared
SPECTRUM OF to the wizards and warlocks and Wonder
COSPLAYING Women crowding the floor, the outfit of the
REBELS Jedi Rey is plain, simple. Sensible.
HAVE Cosplay, that pinnacle of performative
EMBRACED fandom, dates back to the mid-20th cen-
HER OUTFIT— tury; some accounts note that there were
AND HER cosplayers at the first World Science Fiction
POWER. Convention, in 1939. Women have always
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Amy Lombard
anime characters and Final Fantasy folks for years, but their moral code. No interaction is neces-
she’d hardly touched the Lucasfilm universe. “Look- sary; these heroes and the choices they
ing at the cosplay community of Star Wars initially, it make hold an outsize, personality-shaping
always seemed really scary,” she says. “Everybody was importance. When people talk about the
so gung-ho about being as screen-accurate as pos- merit of having “strong female characters”
sible.” She liked Padmé’s look—the embroidery, the in movies, this is what they mean.
beadwork—but “wasn’t in love with her.” She did some Indeed, Beards’ connection with Rey goes
dressing up as Sabine Wren, but that Mandalorian war- beyond performance. In 2017 she joined the
rior isn’t exactly well known. When she saw Rey for New York chapter of the Saber Guild and
the first time, Beards felt a sartorial kinship. “She had has since become the temple’s resident Rey
to work for everything she had,” Beards says. Rey had enthusiast, transforming her hobby into
to rely on her own resourcefulness and strength, and an opportunity to do meet-and-greets
that, Beards says, made her someone that women in the with other young fans and raise money
fandom wanted to emulate. The simple outfit, paired for charities like children’s hospitals and
with the singular accessory of a lightsaber, gave rise to the Trevor Project. (During an event at a
an army of Reys. New York Yankees game with the Rebel
They now fill convention halls everywhere. On a Legion, a young girl tugged on Beards’ cos-
Facebook group called the Rey Cosplay Community, tume, hugged her, and said, “Rey, you’re
which Beards belongs to, scores of “scavenger sisters” my hero.”) She teaches aspiring Reys how
trade tips on costume construction. Don’t know how to swing their swords—a radical notion for
to make your belt? A fellow fan will tell you, or you can a group of fans who likely would’ve been
commission them to craft one. Stuck on what color harassed in their Leia outfits 20 years ago.
dye to use for Rey’s Jakku rags? There are tutorials. “Myself and too many of my female friends
(The less devoted can pick up Rey’s outfit on Ama- have had bad run-ins with people. But I
zon for around $35. Just add a pair of Uggs and you’re feel like now cosplayers are quicker to say,
convention-ready.) ‘Back off!’ ” Beards says. “If a guy gets too
But here’s the most unexpected twist: According to up close and personal when you’re Rey,
Alice Hall, who studies how role models in movies affect you have a lightsaber, so you can put a nice
fans, Ridley’s character seems to impact not just young 32-inch distance between you and the guy
women but young men too. They don’t necessarily want real fast.”
to be her, Hall explains, but they do want to live up to Rey and her lightsaber: Throughout the
her zeal and daring. She’s at the center of the trilogy— new trilogy, Disney has capitalized on the
Han likes her (grudgingly), Finn admires her. Obi-Wan power of that image. Trailers for The Last
Kenobi and Luke are no longer the galaxy’s only hope; Jedi lingered on scenes of Rey training on
the future of the Resistance is now largely in Rey’s hands, Luke’s lonely island, blue blade flashing;
and hers is the fate that matters most. Hall believes this The Rise of Skywalker promises an epic,
signals a shift in the Star Wars universe, an indication storm-drenched sword fight between Rey
that the women’s stories can be just as rich, and enrich- and Kylo Ren. Then there’s the most GIF’d
ing, as the men’s. Star Wars moment of 2019: Rey unfolding
In their explanations of fandom, media theorists like a double-bladed red lightsaber. Theories
Hall often talk about parasocial relationships, one-sided about “Dark Rey” have blanketed the web
bonds formed with a character or celebrity. When a fan like Ewok fur. Kaplan, the costume designer,
sees a character as a hero, Hall says, that fan can adopt keeps mum on what this Sith-ish costume
could mean. “I would be in a lot of trou-
ble if I talked about that,” he says, laughing.
Fans like McIntosh and Beards will likely
stick with their hero. “It’s just a challenge to
the Force to see what side she connects to,”
Beards says. “That’s my theory.” Sure, but
the possibility remains: Rey could go evil.
She could become a Sith. And you know
what the 10 existing Star Wars movies have
never had? A badass female villain.
The 12,000 members of the 501st Legion—the cosplay organization that also
calls itself Vader’s Fist—spend about 200,000 hours a year doing charity work.
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Lucasfilm’s VR wing, ILMxLAB, partnered with Oculus to launch Vader
Immortal in May, a three-part VR game for the new Quest headset.
space mission. It’s a motion-simulator ride. off-books cargo runs that may also be in support of the
The Falcon doesn’t actually go anywhere. galactic Resistance movement. Stormtroopers from
At least, not in our universe. In the Star the First Order have just arrived to hunt for Resistance
Wars universe … well. sympathizers.
So now, me, in the pilot’s seat, a light flash- Two (this one is longer):
ing: I’m a fan, so I reach for the lever in, I’ll In 2012, George Lucas sold Lucasfilm to the Walt
admit it, a transport of delight. It’s metal, a Disney Company for $4 billion. As intellectual property
little cold, takes some real force to pull back. goes, Star Wars is unusual, in that sanctioned stories exist
It feels perfect. I mean, this is exactly what inside a rigorously enforced storyworld stretching mil-
it feels like to pilot the Millennium Falcon. lennia into the past and future. Disney, with producer
Sure, under the dashboard are leaf Kathleen Kennedy heading the new division, would make
springs and gears, shaking haptics torqued new movies and TV shows (as well as comic books, nov-
to within a play-tested centimeter of their els, toys, videogames, and so on). In 2014, Disney CEO
lives to give good feedback. But, like, that’s Bob Iger added theme parks to the mandate.
not what I mean. What I mean is, how could At the time, Scott Trowbridge was the head of research
pulling that lever feel perfect? How could and development at Disney Imagineering, the compa-
it feel like anything? There’s no such thing ny’s theme-park design arm. A USC film major who’d
as hyperspace. There’s not even any such spearheaded the immersive Harry Potter attractions
thing as a Millennium Falcon. It’s Hollywood when he ran Universal Creative, Trowbridge proposed
magic, polyurethane, and pixie dust. a novel way to capitalize on the newly acquired IP. He
There’s a full-size Falcon at the entrance pitched Disney’s “first franchised, story-universe-based
to the ride, yes—and another in the corre- creative development studio.” It would include mer-
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sponding park in Florida. They’re props, chandise, product development, even food service, and
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8 basically, dressing for a heightened envi- it would build not just rides but entire stories that’d feed
ronment, like Hogwarts at Universal Stu- from the parks back into the canonic maw.
dios or Gotham City at Warner Bros. World Disney brass not only went for it, they put Trowbridge
in Abu Dhabi. Except unlike those, Galaxy’s in charge, telling him to build a new land every bit as
Edge doesn’t end here. It is, in native nerdish, significant as Tomorrowland or Fantasyland. From the
“in canon.” What happens in Galaxy’s Edge moment anyone stepped across the threshold, they’d
happens in the official Star Wars universe. be totally immersed in the Star Wars universe.
Me again: I’ve pulled the lever. Lots of little That’s trickier than it sounds. “For an immersive
computational beeps and tweets. And then, world, it’s not so much a linear narrative arc as an emo-
wooooooooOOOO-shoom! The stars blur tional arc,” says Margaret Kerrison, whose title is man-
backward into speed lines, and something aging story editor. She’s a fast talker, code-switching
like acceleration pushes us all back into our between in-canon discussions of lightsaber technique
seats. We have made the jump to hyperspace. and meta-canonic conversations about “Starwarsifica-
tion.” “As a fan, what are the various aspirational things
THERE ARE TWO ways to talk about Galaxy’s we want to do in order to have that fulfilling Star Wars
Edge. Both are true. experience? We talked about taking control of the Fal-
One: con, drinking blue milk, visiting the cantina.”
The remote planet of Batuu was once Not the cantina from the first Star Wars, though. The
covered with trees thousands of feet tall. Disney imagineers decided to build a whole new world.
After a cataclysm petrified them, only their Batuu would have to feel like Star Wars even though it
trunks remained. For mysterious reasons, was utterly original. “A lot of us were like, the universe
one looks like obsidian, giving a town that is a big place. That meant not going back to a planet
grew up around it its name: Black Spire Out- where we’ve been before,” Kerrison says. “We wanted
post. A disreputable trader named Hondo to create a new settlement or city so that all of us could
Ohnaka recently opened a cargo business create an experience from scratch.”
there, for which he is recruiting pilots to fly With Lucasfilm’s Story Group onboard, the imagi-
neers set out to compile a several-hundred-page bible
ADAM ROGERS (@jetjocko) is a senior cor- of Galaxy’s Edge background stories. Maintaining it was
respondent who covers science and culture. Kerrison’s first job with the imagineers, who Starwars-
Star Wars Celebration, the official fan festival, attracted about 65,000
people this year. Two of the four days for the 2020 event are already sold out.
7,541 pieces, it’s the largest (and, at $800, most expensive) Lego set ever sold.
In 2017, Lego unveiled the Ultimate Collector Series Millennium Falcon. With
dressed as Kylo Ren and First Order stormtroopers walk- moves provided structure for a story. On
ing around (but not Darth Vader and Han Solo—they’re so-called dark rides, one tableau here gives
dead). Lucasfilm offered up a character who could intro- way to another tableau there, a spatial-
duce the Millennium Falcon show: Hondo, a stalwart of ized version of a classical story’s temporal
the Star Wars cartoons. sequences. As John Hench, the lead imagi-
Like any good magician, imagineers are so cagey neer from the 1950s to the ’80s, told the mag-
about the mechanics of all this careful world-building. azine New West in 1978, Disneyland “was
Hondo had to be translated from an animated charac- planned like a motion picture, to evolve and
ter to a 7-foot-tall animatronic robot, his face “aged” unfold in time so a thread runs through it.”
since his cartoon years. An imagineer initially insisted The whole experience of Galaxy’s Edge,
to me that they’d constructed the Falcon’s interior then, becomes one very long filmic take. You
according to “original blueprints,” which is nonsense, never (well, let’s say rarely) experience any-
of course, since the ride accommodates versions from thing you wouldn’t find in Black Spire Out-
all the various movies and multiple cockpits. A spokes- post. Except on rides, any music you hear
person finally allowed that a Falcon built from origi- is on a local “radio station,” or sometimes
nal plans wouldn’t have passed muster with Earthly playing from an open second-story win-
building codes. The Millennium Falcon flew the Kessel dow, or courtesy of the droid DJ in the can-
Run in less than 12 parsecs, but it is not ADA compliant. tina. There’s a stand that sells both blue and
And that uncanny hyperspace lever? They spent green milk. The alcoves of the souk are real
months play-testing it with pilots of all ages and sizes. shops. Park workers—the “cast,” officially—
“But we don’t want you to think about the complex multi- have all been encouraged to come up with
GPU real-time rendering system and the custom game backstories plausible for a Batuuan. Most
engine with stochastic anti-aliasing,” Trowbridge says. of the signage is in the Aurebesh alphabet,
“We just want you to think about, you know, ‘I’m flying translatable via the Disney app. In the lan-
on the fastest ship in the galaxy.’” guage of story-building, that’s called diege-
sis. Everything is diegetic, in-story.
WHEN DISNEYLAND OPENED in 1955, a low hill surrounded On a walk around the park, Asa Kalama, a
it, demarcating its borders and cutting it off from the bearded imagineer in tech-regulation kha-
world outside. The berm was inviolable, except when kis, shows me an even deeper diegetic level.
visitors walked under the train tracks that circumnav- A visitor can use their phone as a “data pad”
igated it and found … Main Street, an architectural fan- to create a character—good guy, bad guy,
tasy of small-town America that led to a fairy-tale castle. neutral—and play games localized to spe-
As Disneyland’s rides got more complex, the park cific parts of the space. Beating a maze-like
needed more room. Imagineers started breaking through minigame causes lights to flash on control
the berm, mounting elaborate facades inside the park panels next to doorways, or you can accept
but constructing boxy “ride buildings” or “show build- “missions” to find stuff hidden in scattered
ings” beyond the rim. It was an all but undetectable bit cargo boxes, to be scanned with a QR reader.
of architectural prestidigitation; no one ever really asked After Kalama shows me how to “hack” a
why the Pirates of the Caribbean boats slid down a cou- comm tower to make it emit a resonant beep,
ple of drops or the stretching room in the Haunted Man- he points at the unfolding text messages on
sion carried you down only so the doom buggies—the my screen. “You can eavesdrop on a conver-
vehicles you ride in, “omnimovers,” tilting and pivoting sation,” he says. “These towers are relaying
to direct attention—would carry you back upward again. messages between characters.” I get a little
It was in service of getting people under the berm and backstory on a gunfight in the marketplace
into the fictional space of the ride building. that left a wall pockmarked with divots.
Think about what all that requires. Ker-
rison’s story team comes up with that bit
of plot and writes the dialog of the mes-
sages. “Blaster specialists” carve the impact
marks into the wet plaster of the walls under
construction—the imagineers decided that
each one should look different depend-
ing on the type of blaster and the angle of
impact. Kalama’s interactive group has to
code all that into the minigames and link
those games to Bluetooth beacons around
the park. This fine-grained, fractal detail
adds to the sense that not only is Batuu in
canon, but so is anyone who buys a ticket.
On my second trip to Batuu—to the one in
Anaheim—I watched a little girl race off
Smugglers Run at hyperspeed and slam
into her dad. “Papa, I was pilot!” she
screamed, making swooshing noises.
Kids, right? All the Starwarsification
didn’t much move my adult partner,
until she took over my phone to help
our 10-year-old hack the giant First
Order ship looming over one corner of
Black Spire Outpost. Its running lights
flashed and its engine roared, and so
did her delight. She was in the story.
If you want to craft your own lightsaber at Galaxy’s Edge, reserve 20 minutes and $200.
invent that, of course. “Spatial narrative is a very old kind THE ONLY THING that doesn’t work in an
of storytelling. You see it in ancient Rome, in cave paint- immersive environment of such refinement
ings,” says Pearce, a professor at Northeastern University is—with apologies—you. It’s your baseball
who teaches, among other classes, Designing Imagi- cap, your shorts, your churro. Or my note-
nary Worlds. Consider medieval churches. For attend- pad and backpack. “That takes away from
ees, many of whom were illiterate and didn’t understand the immersion, doesn’t it?” Pearce says.
Church Latin, the church was the Bible—stations of the Disney parks have a longtime rule against
cross along the nave or in stained glass, important char- adults wearing elaborate costumes, which
acters represented as statuary in the transept. “It’s about militates against that instantiated fanfic;
where you are, what you can see from where, how you Galaxy’s Edge is no Comic-Con in terms
feel as an embodied entity in the space,” Pearce says. of Han Solos and Boba Fetts. (Though it is
It’s also true that narratives—books, movies, what- a place for Leias, Reys, and Holdos. I saw
ever—have spatial elements. Action takes place. In 1938 more than a few women cosplaying on the
the literary critic Mikhail Bakhtin called the way people down low, hair done weird, rocking galac-
and things move through narrative a chronotope, a Rus- tically appropriate boots.)
sian translation of the Greek for “space-time.” Bakhtin Perhaps Disney will relax these rules.
set out to map the ratios of time and space in stories, and Eventually, Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser will
other critics have extended the idea to a chronotopic net- open. That’s a two-day stay adjacent to the
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work, all the movements in space and time a story covers. Orlando park in a hotel designed to look like a
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I think Pirates of the Caribbean or the Wizarding Star Wars spaceship, a luxury liner called the
World of Harry Potter are immersive without being Halcyon. The windows will somehow look
narrative, necessarily. Ditto the new heavy-immersion out onto space, families will get tours of the
theme parks spreading across the Middle East and bridge, and “port day” will connect to Galaxy’s
China. But Galaxy’s Edge is a full-fledged chronoto- Edge. Apparently even the hotel building will
pia. It exists in the sanctioned Star Wars paracosm; it’s be bermed off from arriving guests—all they’ll
a door between our universe and theirs. see is the “terminal” where they board a shut-
Two doors, actually. Your character in the phone- tle to the Halcyon in orbit above.
based games in California persists if you go to Florida, It’s murky to me whether that’s an expe-
and vice versa. The lands are identical in architecture rience people want—two days of immer-
(albeit inverted on the north-south axis). Canonically, sion tips away from a vacation and toward
in the Star Wars universe, they’re the same place, on reenactment. In fact, it isn’t clear that people
the same day, over and over; several imagineers men- even want Galaxy’s Edge. Disney anticipated
tioned Groundhog Day to me as a touch point. Galaxy’s a huge bolus of visitors for the new lands’
Edge is a Möbius story: one place in the Star Wars uni- openings, and, hey, I get it—my family went
verse trapped in a time bubble that’s also two places in to opening week of Star Tours in 1987, and
ours, where we all move through time normally. I’d like the line ran all the way down Main Street.
to see Bakhtin unravel that chronotopic fuckmuddle. For Galaxy’s Edge? Not so much. The com-
Actually, I bet a gamer could speed-run that four- pany cracked down on annual passhold-
dimensional topology. In games, “you’re designing a ers and asked for reservations for entry to
space that people are going to use and be in and traverse,” try to avoid a flood, and instead ended up
says Frank Lantz, director of the NYU Game Center. “You with a trickle. Disney spokespeople denied
want to use it like an artist, to convey ideas.” Games (like they’d had an attendance problem, and fur-
architecture, cinematography, and omnimovers) direct ther denied that the September departure
people’s gaze, put resistance and friction into people’s from the company of Catherine Powell, pres-
movements to guide them in certain directions. ident of Disney Parks West, had anything to
The common element that science fiction and games— do with the performance of Galaxy’s Edge.
and even cities—share is world-building. “This part of That’s the business side, though. A whole
storytelling was always one of the nerd ingredients in lit- other universe. For me, down here, planet-
erature,” Lantz says. World-building rules are especially side, Galaxy’s Edge works. When I stood
overt at theme parks like Disneyland, if you look for them. inside the Falcon that first time, I stretched
“Everything there is mechanical and designed, and that’s my hand out, reverentially, to touch the pads
chilling and weird and creepy and beautiful,” Lantz says. that line the rounded corridors, and my
In other words, Disney has literalized world-building Disney-assigned minder smiled. “Everyone
and made a space for people to live out fan fiction—a does that,” she said. The walls felt just
massively multiplayer online role-playing game with right—a diegetic apotheosis. Stories about
a chewy live-action role-playing center. Pearce again: places are common. But this is a place about
“You have emergent fan behavior converging with a a story. It feels, well, maybe not real. Stranger
spatial experience.” than that, it feels like Star Wars.
QUEEN THE FULL STORY
´ AMIDALA
OF PADME
1 In the concept sketch, Padmé Amidala stands in profile. The stiff brown tunic
and pants—the clothes she’ll die in—are a far cry from the regalia worn by the
Queen of Naboo. Her pregnancy is far enough along to hinder her, and her pos-
ture overcompensates. Her long dark braid is wrapped in thick ribbon: bright,
blood-red. Her eyes cut across the page, directly toward the viewer.
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6 AMID THE THINGS that can’t be undone, there are endless Star Wars stories.
(Willrow Hood’s ice cream maker is still poised for a more satisfying narra-
tive than Padmé.) If there’s one franchise that knows the value of ghosts, it’s
4 In deleted scenes from
Revenge of the Sith, Padmé Star Wars. And Padmé casts long shadows over the canon.
meets a few sympathizers One shadow looms over the new trilogy: Anakin and Padmé’s impos-
from the Galactic Republic, sible love story echoes through their grandson Ben, whose obsession (at
which is faltering toward fas-
cism. They form a coalition first antagonistic, later mutual) with Rey reshuffles half a dozen facets of
of planets concerned about the first star-crossed love story. Rey is a scrapper from a sandy nowhere, in
democracy. Padmé leads the dire straits until a high-stakes emergency intervenes, and strong enough
delegation to deliver their
demands to Chancellor Palpa- in the Force to make everybody nervous. Ben Solo grew up with a politi-
tine; behind him, Anakin. cian and was sent through the proper channels to get training for his abil-
This story stretches back ities. It’s Ben who gets paranoid, kills his competition, changes his name,
to The Phantom Menace,
when Palpatine convinced and flees to the fascists. Rey, who had only as much time to contemplate
young Queen Amidala to call justice as starvation allowed, still dreamed of the Resistance before it ever
a vote of no confidence in the landed at her door. And her loyalties run deep. She fell in love with Ben in
Senate. Despite the shatter-
ing consequences, it’s a story The Last Jedi, enough to give herself over to the First Order, trying to get
the movies somehow couldn’t Ben to change his allegiance.
tell. A 14-year-old queen made He does. He kills his emperor for her; he and Rey fight side by side. But
one misstep and doomed the
galaxy for a generation; it’s hunger wins out, and he was Kylo Ren a long time. He claims Supreme
almost too painful to face such Leader, one hand out for Rey. She begs him—once: “Don’t go this way.” Then
a mistake. What would she she fights him, and she flees.
have thought once she real-
ized what she’d done? As the That’s the other shadow: all that fighting. Politics gets heavy, and the
Senate applauded its emperor, psychological tolls are too close to the real. Trade blockades and murder
did she think the galaxy got by committee isn’t the struggle people come to see. Everyone understands
what it deserved? What cal-
culations would she have to that loyalty will spur a hero to draw their sword against a sworn enemy;
make to justify her love for Padmé railing against a darkness with a hundred thousand hands is too
Anakin? What does it mean much to think about. Even in Rogue One (the rare Star War where heroes
for a story to worry so much
about Anakin’s gullible hatred make tough moral decisions), the Empire lurks on every corner, an enemy
and leave all this behind? so obvious there’s no question what needs doing.
Whatever the outcome in The Rise of Skywalker, it will
happen in a world where fascists are fairly easy to recognize
and where everyone—even, occasionally, Kylo Ren—under-
5 THE NOVELS, COMICS, AND
stands they’re in the wrong. (It’ll happen in a movie that had
TV series offer Padmé plenty to leave a story behind. With the loss of Carrie Fisher goes
to do. Spy on a r istoc r at s. whatever burden Padmé’s daughter, Leia, a political royal
Defend the innocent in court. who fought her mother’s losing battles for so many years,
Demand the Senate stop com- was originally meant to carry in these last hours.)
missioning soldiers and alle- The fights will happen without much political background
viate some suffering instead. noise. We do not yet know if any of the heroes have made
In this expanded universe, she catastrophic mistakes, but we understand any risk taken in
and Anakin fight—each other, the name of a good cause; the movies have made it clear
or side by side. She uses any enough that the law won’t save you once the emperor comes.
gambit within the rule of law, We know it—but we go to Star Wars for a myth. Some things
and when the law stops work- have to be settled by the sword. Someone has to be right.
ing, she goes around.
T h e s to r y m a ke r s m u s t
know how inert she seemed in 7 “AT T H E E N D, O N M U S TA FA R , W H E N [PA D M É ] G O E S
Revenge of the Sith. They give TO S E E [A N A K I N ] , S H E H A S A K N I F E I N H E R H A N D S É
her canon space wherever they S H E ’ S G O I N G TO K I LL H I M É B U T S H E C A N ’ T D O IT.”
find it. The one thing they can- —IAIN MCCAIG
not do is turn back time and put
a knife in Padmé’s hand. Some There’s another piece of concept art in The Art of Star Wars. In the murky glow
things it’s too late to alter. Some of Mustafar, Anakin stands with his back to us, saber drawn, black robes swamp-
ing the foreground—a familiar moment that made it to the screen. The part that
stories stay untold. didn’t: Facing us, staring him down, is Padmé in a burgundy cloak. Out of the
shadows her face is sharp, tired. Determined. In her hand she clutches a dagger:
bright, blood-red. She has recognized the danger. She’s about to make a choice.
BY BRENDAN I. KOERNER
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no man-made objects in the vicinity that in the tech industry knows characters like
might indicate an obvious cause of death: no Haas: frighteningly intelligent, fiercely icon-
gun, no knife, no rope, no drug paraphernalia. oclastic, socially maladroit. They seem to
A few feet deeper into the forest, the live by their own inscrutable code. Often,
crime scene unit found two black sneak- due to a combination of arrogance and
ers, a dark shirt, and a pair of black pants immaturity, they make a hash of all the big
with a vine threaded through its belt loops. opportunities that come their way. Haas
The clothes’ tattered condition suggested shrugged off his many failures by telling
that they, like the skull and loose bones, had himself and others that he actually preferred
been removed from the body by scavengers. life as an outsider. But he had come to regret
Inside a pants pocket was a wallet contain- his obstinance as he felt the undertow of
ing a wad of waterlogged cash, rewards middle age. He’d thrown himself into Tessr
cards from Subway and a chain of erotic as a last-ditch effort to achieve the wealth
boutiques, and an Ohio state ID for Jerold and respect he’d missed out on during his
Christoper Haas, born September 30, 1975. wasted youth.
By running the name through an Ohio Haas’ hard-fought attempt at reinven-
law-enforcement database, the investiga- tion had somehow ended with his death in a
tors learned that Haas had been reported forest far from home, his priceless software
missing seven weeks earlier. Haas had gone. For the detectives charged with unrav-
lived in Columbus, 80 miles from where eling how that grisly tragedy had come to
his remains were discovered, but he’d last pass, the first step was to follow the tokens.
been seen at a gas station one county over
from O’Bryan’s sprawling property. He’d
A
ERIC MEYERS STAYED silent as he trained disappeared along with a black backpack DAY AFTER collecting evi-
his rifle on the eight-point buck. He fired in which he carried the tools of his career dence in the woods near
once and watched the deer shudder from as a computer programmer: three smart- Clarksville, four investi-
the bullet’s impact. But the wounded animal phones, two Dell laptops, an Amazon tab- gators from the Warren
turned and fled through the woods north of let, and an array of USB sticks and cables. County Sheriff’s Office
Clarksville, Ohio, spattering autumn foli- He never let the backpack out of his sight; made the two-hour drive
age with blood as it ran. Meyers followed even on trips to the office bathroom, the bag to Columbus. Their first
the buck’s trail for hours before finally sus- stayed glued to his shoulder. But the back- stop was the headquarters of the police
pending his pursuit well past sunset. But he pack was nowhere to be found in the woods. department, where they spoke to the
set out again the next afternoon, November Haas had vanished only months after he’d detective who’d fielded the missing persons
3, 2018, this time with two helpers: his been on the verge of a life-altering triumph. report for Haas almost two months earlier.
father, William, and a family friend named He was a cofounder of Tessr, a buzzed-about The Columbus police hadn’t put any great
Bill O’Bryan, a Cincinnati logistics magnate Columbus startup that aimed to use block- effort into locating Haas, as he was an adult
who owns the estate where the hunt was chain technology to streamline data sharing who was free to do as he pleased.
taking place. in higher education. The company had cre- The Warren County investigators next
The three men were scouring a thicket on ated a blockchain-based token, known as split up into pairs: Two headed southeast
the edge of a soybean field, hoping to stum- TSRX, that it had started selling to insiders to notify Haas’ mother, Judith Wallace Huff,
ble across the buck’s carcass, when Eric in the late spring and early summer of 2018; who lived in the hills near the West Virginia
noticed a peculiar stonelike object lying the sale’s lofty goal had been to raise $30 border; the other two, Lieutenant Chris
on the ground. He knelt down for a closer million from investors. Haas, who’d received Peters and Sergeant Brian Hounshell, stayed
look and saw that it was a human skull, its 1.5 million tokens as part of his compensa- in Columbus to interview acquaintances of
jawbone missing but its upper teeth still a tion package, believed he could make a the deceased programmer.
healthy shade of white. He and his fellow fortune if Tessr panned out, and he’d been One of the first people Peters and
hunters left the forest at once to call 911. pushing himself to finish the code needed Hounshell tracked down was Emanuel
A dozen investigators from the Warren to launch the startup’s platform in the fall. Sylvia, one of Haas’ cofounders at Tessr,
County Sheriff’s Office used ATVs to search Much of the critical software he’d written who asked to meet the investigators in a
the area around the skull. They soon spot- was stored on the hard drives he’d been tot- Kroger parking lot near his home. As soon
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as he stepped out of his car, officers say, in a day or two,” Sylvia says. “I’ve been in this rialism, and they joked that they would cash
Sylvia startled them with an odd question: industry for 20-some years and met a lot of out of Tessr to become wandering Buddhist
Did they offer police protection? Rather than brilliant people, and Jerold was one of the monks. But Haas also bragged to friends that
explain why he felt the need to make such best. He definitely had this extreme talent.” he was looking forward to becoming “filthy
an inquiry, Sylvia launched into the story of Sylvia and Haas worked on Tessr in a rich.” (Sylvia now says that Haas soon had a
his brief yet intense partnership with Haas. friend’s vape shop after hours, hacking away change of heart: He says that Tessr canceled
In October 2017, while working as a at the code until they crashed from exhaus- its plans to sell tokens to the public in July and
storage engineer for JPMorgan Chase in tion on the store’s two sofas. Haas focused that he and Haas became intent on figuring
Columbus, Sylvia had experienced what he much of his labor on imbuing the startup’s out how to distribute free tokens instead.)
terms an “Office Space moment”—a sudden blockchain with the ability to use the newly In mid-August, as the Tessr team was
realization that he could no longer let cor- minted TSRX token for tuition payments. He scrambling to get its “educational block-
porate culture diminish his soul. His solution also helped design cryptocurrency wallets chain” out of beta, Sylvia noticed that his
to this crisis was to quit his job and start a that could be opened only with biometric business partner was becoming frazzled and
business that he described as having “a pur- data, rather than traditional passwords; Tessr glum. Haas confided to a concerned Sylvia
pose to help others.” This company would dubbed this innovation the Bio-Key Ring. that he and Fieri were having troubles. “She’s
eventually come to be known as Tessr. After burning the midnight oil to code expressed wanting to keep me for herself, but
Sylvia’s core idea for the startup was to Tessr’s framework, Haas would dive into doesn’t want to be kept herself,” Haas wrote
create a new kind of blockchain, a digi- freelance projects to make ends meet as in one text message to a friend. “This imbal-
tal public ledger spread across a network he awaited his startup payday. In his rare ance hits my Libra energy to the core.” He
of trusted computers. He conceived of a moments of leisure, Haas was usually in the also said there were people intent on caus-
blockchain that could communicate seam- company of Fieri, whom he’d started dating ing him harm, though he didn’t name them
lessly yet securely with all other blockchains days after they both joined Tessr; the cou- or offer a reason for their hostility.
regardless of their origin. Over time, Sylvia ple moved in together just two weeks later. Toward the end of his conversation with
came to believe this innovation could rev- By early May, Tessr was causing a stir in Peters and Hounshell, Sylvia recounted
olutionize higher education, in particular, the Columbus tech scene, a community keen his last interaction with Haas, which took
by simplifying basic transactions, such as to cultivate a reputation as a wellspring of place just after a Tessr board meeting held
the transfer of credits between institutions. blockchain startups. (Ohio was the first state in a suburban office park on the night of
Sylvia also envisioned a system of trans- to accept bitcoin for tax payments, a signal August 30. A visibly distraught Haas con-
parent “smart contracts” under which cor- of the state’s desire to foster crypto ven- fronted Sylvia on one of the complex’s quiet
porations would agree to buy courses for tures.) Small investors pumped in enough sidewalks. He lay down on the concrete and
students they wished to recruit and monitor cash for Sylvia and Haas to lease an office moaned that Fieri’s “group” was out to get
their academic progress on the blockchain. at the Idea Foundry, a sleek tech incubator him; he also said there was sensitive mate-
Though Sylvia had two decades of IT west of downtown. rial on his phone that he urgently needed
experience, he lacked the advanced coding Right after settling into their new digs, to delete. Sylvia had never seen his friend
chops to create his ideal blockchain. In early Haas and Sylvia made the rounds at so anguished, and he feared for his physi-
2018 he went looking for a programmer to Columbus Startup Week, where they pro- cal safety. Yet he wasn’t able to offer many
serve as Tessr’s lead developer. He was in the moted a presale of the TSRX token. For a few words of comfort before Haas took off.
midst of that search when he set up a meet- weeks, select buyers would be allowed to Their interest in Fieri clearly piqued,
ing with a web developer named Etienne use the Ethereum cryptocurrency to pur- Peters and Hounshell asked Sylvia for his
Fieri, who he hoped to enlist to help build chase Tessr’s tokens for the rough equiva- opinion of Haas’ girlfriend. “He said he
the tessr.io website. Fieri had heard that the lent of 10 cents each. If the token’s price rose does not trust her and does not like her,”
startup also had an opening for a program- when the crowdsale commenced that fall, an investigator wrote in his summary of the
mer, so she brought along a friend of a friend presale customers stood to make a killing. interview. “He described her as very rough
whom she’d been told was desperate for “Investors in the tokens get 5,000 percent around the edges and didn’t get a good vibe
work—a tall and slender man with icy blue or more profits from the move,” Haas prom- from her; that something was off about her.”
eyes and strikingly blond hair named Jerold ised one potential buyer in a text message.
Haas. Immediately after shaking hands with “It’s a really weird hack to the whole stan-
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Sylvia, Haas flipped open his laptop and dard financial system model of investors, H AT S A M E D AY the detec-
asked, “What do you need coded?” stocks, etc., and I’m pretty chuffed about the tives met Etienne Fieri in a
After marveling at Haas’ ability to solve whole thing.” Steak ’n Shake parking lot.
a slew of tricky programming challenges, Afflicted with the fear of missing out, She seemed to be shattered by
Sylvia asked him to join Tessr on the spot. He crypto enthusiasts scooped up tranches of grief. Contrary to what Sylvia
was thrilled to have lucked into this virtu- TSRX that May and June. Sylvia and Haas told the cops, a sobbing Fieri
oso coder, and soon made him a cofounder. discussed how their lives might change were swore that she and Haas were
“The programming language we use to write Tessr to become a hit. The two men professed very much in love and had been “insepara-
smart contracts, Solidity? Jerold picked it up to have little interest in the baubles of mate- ble” to the very end.
Fieri and Haas had been introduced just had the feeling they were telling peo-
by a mutual friend named Charles “Chic” ple what they wanted to hear, whatever
Ford, a 67-year-old auto mechanic who they wanted to hear, because they were
sold nutritional supplements on the side. like, ‘Hey, let’s be millionaires,’” says Fieri,
It was Ford who emailed Haas’ résumé to who cut back on her involvement with Tessr
Fieri, leading her to bring the programmer during the company’s token presale. “But
to the Tessr interview. The two bonded over Jerold wasn’t like that, I’m not like that. I
their shared passion for composing music, dunno, maybe we’re just hippies at heart.”
as well as their past struggles with the lure (Sylvia vehemently disputes Fieri’s asser-
of drugs: Haas told Fieri that he’d recently tion. He was solely committed to using Tessr
gotten sober after years of abusing opiates, to provide free education for the betterment
and Fieri had once been in the thrall of pain- of society, he says, with no regard for per-
killers after a back injury. They made for a sonal enrichment.)
visually striking couple—the gangly Haas Fieri told the detectives that she’d last seen
with his Nordic mien, the petite Fieri with her boyfriend on August 30, shortly before the
her jet-black hair. They moved in together Tessr board meeting. Haas had been coding
in a bleak extended-stay hotel in northeast nonstop for days, incessantly popping legal
Columbus but were saving up for a house “smart drugs” such as phenibut, a Soviet-era
in the affluent suburb of Bexley. They even tranquilizer, which is supposed to enhance
opened a joint bank account. The 43-year- concentration. He called Fieri to say he was
old Fieri, who’d previously envisioned her- suffering from acute anxiety; Fieri suggested
self going through life unhitched, claims to they grab an early dinner to relax before the
have believed it inevitable that she would meeting. The two met at a mall and started to
someday marry Haas. walk to a nearby restaurant. But Haas raced
“He struck me hard,” she says in an inter- ahead and darted around a street corner.
view. “I fell into ... well, not to be too poetic, When Fieri made that same turn, the man
but I fell into the position where what I she’d hoped to marry was gone.
wanted in my secret places was possible in Fieri said she wasn’t too concerned at
the real places.” first. Haas often isolated himself when he
Fieri agrees with Sylvia that Haas’ mood felt overwhelmed. He would pace the streets
had deteriorated as August wore on. But of Columbus with a baggy black hoodie
that’s where their agreement ends. She pulled so tight around his head that his eyes
ascribed her boyfriend’s angst to turmoil were scarcely visible. After days passed
inside Tessr. According to Fieri, Haas had with no word, Fieri assumed he’d gone to
become disillusioned with the startup. “We visit his mother, who she knew lived some-
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where in southern Ohio. But when Haas’ Ford’s place until he moved in with Fieri in arrived in his Saturn, Haas emerged from the
mom emailed looking for her son in mid- late winter. The two men grew close enough bushes as if he’d been hiding. Getting into the
September, Fieri became alarmed and con- to travel together to a nutritional confer- car, Haas said that people were attempting to
tacted the police. ence in Indianapolis. (Haas was a devotee steal his money and that they were willing to
T h e t h i rd key p e r s o n Pe te r s a n d of herbal supplements sold by LifeVantage, “OD” him to get it.
Hounshell interviewed in the Columbus area the company for which Ford is an indepen- After melting down on the sidewalk after
was Charles Ford, the mechanic who had dent distributor.) Ford also invested a mod- the board meeting, Haas went to Ford’s
introduced Fieri to Haas. A garrulous and est sum in Tessr, on the chance that such a condo instead of returning to the hotel suite
slightly pudgy man who keeps his patchy bet would allow him to join the burgeon- he shared with Fieri. He never slept, spend-
gray hair pulled into a ponytail, Ford was ing ranks of blockchain millionaires; the ing the whole night pecking away at his lap-
also the last person known to have seen startup, in turn, named Ford’s wife, who lives top. One of the emails he sent that night was
Haas alive. in Florida, to its board of advisers. addressed to a company he did freelance
Ford got to know Haas through a mutual Haas, who didn’t have a car or a driver’s work for. It contained a request to mail him
friend—a woman Haas was having a fling license, called Ford on the evening of August paper checks instead of depositing his pay-
with. When that relationship went sour in 30 to ask for a ride to the Tessr board meeting. ments into his joint account with Fieri.
early 2018, Ford invited Haas to stay at his Their agreed-upon rendezvous point was a The next morning, Haas asked Ford to
condo. The programmer ended up living at park across from a shopping mall; when Ford drive him south toward Cincinnati; he did
not give any reason for the trip, and Ford
did not inquire. The pair tooled down I-71
for a ways before Haas insisted they switch
over to I-75, once again providing no expla-
nation for his request. Ford pulled off at an
exit in sparsely populated Clinton County
and decided to refuel at a BP station before
heading west to I-75.
After refueling, Ford went into the sta-
tion’s convenience store to buy water and
snacks, while Haas stayed outside to smoke
a cigarette. Ford told the police that the
store’s credit card system was on the fritz,
delaying his checkout by 30 to 45 minutes.
When he finally emerged from the store
with his purchases in hand, Haas and his
backpack were gone.
Ford said he went looking for Haas in the
soybean field across from the gas station and
then all along the country roads that snake
off the state route leading to I-75. He also said
he stopped at a Burger King during his search
and bought a double cheeseburger for the
clerk at the BP station, since he’d heard her
mention that she was famished.
Detectives felt there were several things
amiss with Ford’s account, police records
show, starting with his manner of deliver-
ing it: In response to brief and direct ques-
tions, Ford tended to speak in meandering
10-minute chunks filled with obfuscation.
More important, the detectives couldn’t
fathom how it could have taken 45 minutes
for the BP station to fix a credit card snafu, or
why Ford hadn’t bothered to call Haas’ cell
phone even once after the day Haas disap-
peared. The investigators’ instincts told them
While struggling to get clean after years of drug abuse, Haas—right, in a photo taken when
he was 15 or 16—lived in a camper parked at the home of his mother, Judith Wallace Huff, left. that, at the very least, Ford knew how Tessr’s
Not long after that he ended up in a homeless shelter, above, in Columbus, Ohio. master coder had died.
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IKE SO MANY other children of lasts only minutes but distorts time percep- In 2006, Haas’ childhood friend Jerritte
the 1980s, Jerold Haas could tion in such a way that the user feels as if Couture contacted him about a job. Couture
trace his love of program- they were high for years. On occasion, Haas headed up a web development firm outside
ming back to the Christmas he liked to get zooted on such potent intoxi- Dayton and hired Haas to work as a full-
unwrapped a Commodore 64. cants, then wade through a crowded rave in stack developer. Haas did the job remotely,
As a preteen he would seques- a three-piece suit and an Israeli gas mask; from Athens, for four years, until Couture
ter himself in his room for he loved how his appearance confused the drove over from Dayton one day to check
hours to fiddle with the budget computer, glowstick-waving teens. on his employee. He was shocked to discover
writing elementary software on analog After earning his associate’s degree in that Haas was living with his girlfriend and
cassettes and exploring the nascent online 1998, Haas settled in the town of Athens and her father in a house that had literally been
realm with a 300-baud modem. juggled a full-time job as an ISP technician hit by a tornado; there was a gaping hole in
The son of a firefighter father and an with freelance coding gigs. The late 1990s the roof. The floors were buried beneath
insurance agent mother who divorced when and early 2000s were a time of abundance mounds of newspapers, old cereal boxes,
he was young, Haas was bright enough to for skilled programmers; anyone proficient and plates encrusted with rotten food that
skate through school in Springboro, a well- in LightWave 3D or Macromedia Director emitted an unholy stench.
to-do suburb of Dayton; he could ace any could make six figures. But Haas had a Haas seemed oblivious to the filth, his
test despite having played Super Mario Bros. knack for botching every good opportunity. attention devoted to chatting with people
the entire night before. But his lax study hab- No matter how straightforward an assign- online. (“Maslow didn’t know about the
its caught up with him at Ohio University, ment was, he’d take the most convoluted internet when he created his hierarchy of
where he was studying computer science, approach possible to demonstrate his supe- needs,” Haas once wrote. “I could be wrong,
and he washed out after his sophomore year. rior intellect. If a client asked for a project to but I think it’s just below food.”) Under the
Haas’ response to this failure was to float be coded in a relatively simple language like alias tonehog, he spent countless hours
around for a spell. He traveled to Florida Lingo, for example, he’d do it in C++ instead moderating a cyberpunk web forum where
with $200 in his pocket and lived on the and inevitably miss the deadline. “You ask he opined about his pet topics: libertarian
streets for months, reveling in the chance to him to walk a straight line, he’d find a way politics, social anxiety, high-fat diets, and
observe society from an outcast’s point of to insert algebra into it,” says Scott Yannitell, shibari bondage.
view. He didn’t spend a dime of the cash he’d Mark’s younger brother and Haas’ room- Fearing for his friend’s well-being,
brought along, instead saving it for bus fare mate for a time. Couture eventually convinced Haas to
to return to Ohio. (In the end he hitchhiked Haas’ productivity was also hampered by move in with him and his family in the sub-
home.) He would later credit his dabbles in his escalating drug use. He was now ingest- urbs of Dayton and start working full-time
homelessness with shaping some of his core ing all manner of opiates—oxymorphone, at his company, Edge Webware. Haas left
values: “Given my prior past, my idea of liv- hydrocodone, fentanyl, Dilaudid—and he his girlfriend behind in Athens and instantly
ing maximally is likely closer to the Average suffered multiple overdoses. When friends curtailed his drug use. At the office, he
Joe’s minimalism,” he once wrote to online expressed concerns about his narcotic embraced the role of the lone weirdo amid
friends. “I don’t like money or much of what adventures, he swore that his geeky atten- Midwestern squares—the resident expert
it represents in modern society.” tion to detail prevented him from risking too on matters such as government surveil-
Haas’ next stop was Hocking College, a much harm. “I do that dumb thing where I lance and a newfangled invention called
two-year technical school in Nelsonville, actually research the drugs I use,” he wrote bitcoin. “The way his ego worked, he was
Ohio, where he trained to become a broad- in an online chat. “I know, how silly of me.” turned on by the things he knew that you
cast engineer. Aside from twiddling knobs There were occasions, however, when didn’t know,” says Ron Campbell, the pres-
at the campus TV station, his main preoc- Haas would temporarily shake off the ident of U! Creative, a marketing firm that
cupation was creating psychedelic audio- druggy haze and dazzle with his brilliance. had brought Edge Webware in-house. “He
visual shows as part of a performance-art Mark Yannitell recalls that Haas figured felt like he knew a whole world that you
combo called the 555 Timers. (The group out how to dramatically improve an open didn’t—that you’re living in this polished,
was named after a type of integrated cir- source video encoder so that it could crunch 2.2-children, white-picket-fence world, but
cuit used in joysticks.) It was during his multimegabyte files in a matter of minutes he knows a dark world you know nothing of,
days at Hocking that Haas, who went by the rather than hours. Yannitell urged his friend a humanity you know nothing of.”
nickname Darry on the Ohio rave scene, to capitalize on his achievement, but Haas But Haas couldn’t sustain this state of
became an omnivorous consumer of drugs. hemmed and hawed before dropping the near-normalcy. He moved out of Couture’s
“Darry would find something to put up his project altogether. home in 2013, reunited with his girlfriend,
nose, and regardless of what it was, he’d “He was like Cypher from The Matrix— and once again drifted into darkness.
get involved,” says Mark Yannitell, a fellow y’know, ‘You see code, but I see brunettes Dressed in ratty black clothes, Haas would
member of the 555 Timers. and redheads,’ ” Yannitell says. “But when show up hours late for work or nod off at
Haas had a fondness for esoteric halluci- he reached that genius moment, when he his desk. His dental hygiene was so poor
nogens, particularly one called DMT, known was on the cusp of some big idea that could that several of his teeth rotted into goo. One
for producing a “businessman’s trip” that maybe change the world, he got nervous.” Halloween he whipped off his shirt and ran
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“ H E W A S L I K E C Y P H E R F R O M T H E M A T R I X ,”
T H E W O R L D , H E G O T N E R V O U S .”
around the office with arms outstretched impulses. His behavior turned increasingly Ford’s friend. Soon enough he was crash-
while muttering, “I’m getting the idea, man, erratic, and his body withered from lack of ing with Ford, who in turn connected him
I’m getting the idea.” food. By the summer of 2017, his mother, with Etienne Fieri. Within four months, he
Haas was also a fount of fantastic lies. He Judith Wallace Huff, had become alarmed was a cofounder of one of the most prom-
once submitted his notice to Edge Webware, enough to intervene. She convinced her ising blockchain startups in Columbus.
for example, explaining that he’d saved up son to move, sans girlfriend, into a vintage When he spoke to old acquaintances about
$40,000 and was going to move abroad camper on her remote 30-acre property. He his meteoric rise from vagrant to entrepre-
with his girlfriend and her father; he said white-knuckled his way through opiate with- neur, he radiated clarity and joy. “It was the
they needed to escape the US government, drawal with only a patchy satellite internet first time he’d been totally coherent since
which had targeted his girlfriend’s dad connection to salve the pain. he went off to Ohio University,” says Mike
because of his radical politics. After bidding All was going well until the autumn chill Czarnecki, a childhood friend. “I was so
his final farewells on a Friday, Haas showed set in. Haas complained that the camper, happy for him, so happy I could almost cry.”
up for work the next week, claiming that all which lacked heat and adequate natural
his money had been stolen just hours before light, had the aura of a jail cell. One night after
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his flight to an unidentified foreign country. Thanksgiving, he ran off into the Appalachian FTER RETURNING to Warren
As always, Edge Webware gave Haas forest and went roaming for days. He was C o u n t y, t h e d e t e c t i v e s
another chance, because hyperpolyglots like eventually arrested for breaking into a back- assigned to the Haas case
him are so rare. “I can’t tell you how many woods church in an attempt to stave off frost- attempted to check out
times a client would say, ‘Can you program bite, and returned to his mother’s care. Haas Charles Ford’s bizarre story.
this in X?’ and I would go to Jerry and say, ‘I can would later claim that he’d had a profound The manager of the BP station
hire a contractor to do this, but do you want spiritual experience while on his forest trek: where Ford filled his gas tank
to take a crack at it?’” Couture recalls. “And He said he sensed a phantasmic deer along- and bought snacks said there was no way
he’d say, ‘Sure,’ and within 24 hours he’d know side him as he hiked, and that the animal the credit card system had malfunctioned
the language well enough to have an intelli- taught him “to walk in the world again.” for 45 minutes; 20 minutes was the absolute
gent conversation with our client, and within Wallace Huff knew her son was deeply maximum downtime. The cops also talked
a week he’d be coding competently in it. I can’t unhappy in the camper, so in December she to the clerk for whom Ford said he’d bought
tell you how many times that happened.” helped him move to Columbus, the place a double cheeseburger. She told detectives a
Haas’ run at Edge Webware finally came in Ohio where he seemed likeliest to find man had offered to bring her food but never
to an end in November 2016. One morning, work. She rented him a furnished apart- returned to the store.
as usual, Couture went to give the nondriving ment and stocked it with groceries. When On November 7, police records show, the
Haas a lift to work. When Haas emerged from January came, however, Haas had to move investigators called Judith Wallace Huff to
his ramshackle rental house, he was trembling into a homeless shelter. But he was finally see if she knew anything about her son’s
and holding a .22-caliber pistol. He said he’d sober and, despite his dismal circumstances, older friend, whose story seemed to be dis-
been up all night because people had been clawing himself toward something better. integrating. She told them she’d spoken
banging on his door, threatening to murder He sold loose cigarettes to other shelter res- to Ford in mid-September after Haas had
him and his girlfriend. He persuaded Couture idents and used a public library to send his been missing for two weeks and that she’d
to give him a day off to recover. He never résumé far and wide. been struck by something he’d told her: He
showed up for work again. Haas’ luck began to change when he met said that Haas would be discovered dead
Once untethered from his main source of a woman at a coffee shop who invited him in a field. (Ford did not respond to multiple
stability, Haas swiftly succumbed to his worst to stay at her apartment. This was Charles requests for comment.)
THE DETECTIVES TRIED TO WHEEDLE
OF H A A S ’ B ODY.
That same day the detectives asked Ford paucity of soft tissue. On November 8, Haas’
to come to their headquarters in Lebanon, skeleton was transported to the Human
the seat of Warren County. They grilled him Identification Center at the University of
for hours about the oddities and inconsis- Indianapolis. Krista Latham, the forensic
tencies in his statements, particularly the anthropologist who runs the center, metic-
fact that he never once called Haas’ cell ulously cleaned the bones, using a combi-
phone after the day his friend vanished. The nation of water and enzymatic detergents.
investigators told Ford they were certain She was able to identify a significant wound
this was because he knew Haas was already that appeared to have occurred around the
dead. But Ford countered that he’d seen time of Haas’ death: a fracture at the top of
Haas remove the batteries from his phone, the left femur, near where the leg connects
as a way to avoid being tracked by satellites, to the pelvis. The femur is the largest bone
so there would have been no point in calling in the body, and breaking it usually requires
him. (Haas used one phone for voice calls, a tremendous amount of force—like getting
one for the internet, and one as a PDA.) hit by a car or falling from a great height.
The detectives tried to wheedle a con-
fession from Ford by assuring him they’d
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understand if some calamity had occurred by HOUGH THE Warren County
accident—say, a heroin overdose that led to a detectives had expressed con-
hasty effort to dispose of Haas’ body. “I think fidence in their hunch about
you’re a good person, and I think you ended Charles Ford, the mechanic
up in a really bad situation that there was was vindicated by his phone
no good answer to,” one of the interrogators and bank records. Verizon’s
said. “You tried to solve the situation as best location data confirmed that
you could, because you’re a problem-solver, Ford had explored the roads near the BP sta-
you’re an entrepreneur.” But Ford could tion on the afternoon of August 31. And his
not be shaken from his denials, even when debit card statement listed an $11.21 pur-
informed that a cadaver dog had perked up chase at a Burger King in Springboro, the
upon coming into contact with his Saturn. last place Ford said he’d looked for Jerold
After a polygraph exam during which he Haas. There was zero evidence that he’d
was flagged for one instance of deception, driven seven miles south to Clarksville to
Ford was allowed to go back to Columbus. dump a body.
But the detectives quickly prepared a search Now back at square one, the detectives
warrant for his phone data and a subpoena sent out a press release asking members of
for his bank records. The suspected crime the public to report “anything suspicious in
was listed as murder. the area” where Haas had disappeared. A
Though they had zeroed in on a person local TV station and the Dayton Daily News
of interest, the investigators still could only picked up the appeal, and tips came trick-
guess at how Haas had died: The Warren ling in.
County Coroner’s Office had been unable to The most credible potential witnesses
establish a cause of death, due to the body’s were all residents of a cul-de-sac called
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Shepherds Way that runs along the western roll slung beneath his backpack. They had cord running from high up on its trunk to
boundary of Bill O’Bryan’s estate—about a thought it odd that anyone would be walking an anchor in the ground, and someone had
half-mile from where Haas’ skeleton was in the late-summer heat, let alone dressed draped a tarp over the taut line to form a
found and on the other side of the prop- in heavy black pants. The father-in-law basic shelter. Close by was some burnt
erty’s soybean field. Among them was an added that a friend of his, an ardent hunter, wood, arranged in the criss-cross pattern
elderly woman who said she’d been star- had placed a deer feeder in the area behind of a campfire.
tled one mid-September morning to see Shepherds Way, and he’d been surprised to This makeshift campsite was near a
a disheveled man in her wooded back- discover that someone had been using the ravine with a small creek at its bottom,
yard. He was furtively peeking out from barrel-shaped contraption as a crude stove. an offshoot of a larger stream to the south
behind a tree but soon melted back into In light of what they’d learned from called Todd Fork. Two detectives hiked
the mosquito-infested forest, where only Clarksville locals, the Warren County down the gorge and waded through the
well-equipped outdoorsmen usually dare Sheriff’s Office sent out a team of seven mucky water, which was then only a few
to tread. officers on November 21 to comb the thick inches deep. They soon encountered a
Two more sightings came from a man woods that lie between the soybean field mound of mud-caked leaves and bro-
and his father-in-law, who said they’d seen and Shepherds Way. ken branches. On top of the pile rested a
someone fitting Haas’ description walk- They made their first crucial discovery zipped-up black backpack.
ing along the shoulder of State Route 22 in a clearing covered with autumn leaves. When they picked up the pack, they
in early September, possibly with a bed- A thin tree along the clearing’s edge had a could see it was soaked through and cov-
ered with debris. Inside was Haas’ ruined
computer hardware, as well as an assort-
ment of less sophisticated items: seven light-
Haas vanished from this Clinton County, Ohio, gas station while a friend was buying snacks. ers, a canister of pepper spray, electrical
tape, blue work gloves, a Nissan hood orna-
ment, a copy of the New Testament, three
unwrapped Magnum condoms, and an ear
of unshucked corn that bore char marks
from roasting.
A new and convincing theory of Haas’
demise now came into focus, one that had
nothing to do with foul play. It was clear that
Haas’ mental health had frayed as he strug-
gled to launch Tessr, a venture on which he’d
pinned his hopes for personal redemption.
The closer he’d gotten to success, the more
anxious he’d grown at the prospect of being
absorbed into the conventional world he’d
long rejected. Haas had a history of deal-
ing with such inner turmoil by running off:
He’d gone to Florida to become a vagrant
after dropping out of college, and he’d fled
into the mountains of southeast Ohio while
grappling with the realization that he’d
squandered years on drugs. That walkabout
yielded a spiritual insight that had renewed
his sense of purpose.
So as he smoked outside the BP station
on August 31, it seems entirely in character
that Haas might have made an abrupt deci-
sion to bail on the high-pressure life he’d
built in Columbus. All of us have probably
daydreamed about taking a step or two back
from the exhausting din of technology. But
the overwhelmed Haas took that common
fantasy of simplicity and molded it into some-
thing far more frightening and pure: He chose
to abandon all community and comfort to
become a hermit, swapping the stress of Tessr blockchain seems fated to be locked away notion that her son might have been mur-
for the solitude of the Ohio wilderness. for good. Emanuel Sylvia briefly toyed dered. The story that makes the most sense
After walking or hitchhiking the seven with pushing forward with the company to her is that Jerold secluded himself in the
miles between the BP station in Clinton to honor the memory of his cofounder, but forest to engage in a 30-day religious fast,
County and Bill O’Bryan’s estate, Haas prob- the task was just too daunting. “I could not which would explain the New Testament
ably survived in the Clarksville woods for keep going,” Sylvia wrote to Haas’ mother in in his backpack. Maybe he had an accident
weeks, foraging food and camping supplies February. Jerold “was more of a friend than while in a weakened state, or maybe he
from the farms that line State Route 22. As my partner and with the code gone, I lost crossed paths with someone whose malev-
he lost weight due to the meagerness of all motivation.” (Sylvia says he still plans to olence he was too naive to recognize. “His
the meals he cooked over open flames, he launch his “educational blockchain” and biggest flaw was that he had a loyalty for
took to using a vine to hold up his pants. He that it will be named after Haas.) friends and a trusting nature,” Wallace Huff
seems to have never interacted with another Judith Wallace Huff has dealt with her says. “This trait caused him to be hurt and
soul, as if uttering a single word to someone incalculable grief by becoming an amateur betrayed more than once.”
might spoil his scraggly little Eden. gumshoe. Holed up on her rustic property Wallace Huff wants to recover the tangi-
The fractured femur—a potentially fatal high in the Appalachian foothills, she has ble items found in Jerold’s backpack, since
injury if bleeding was heavy and untreated— filled several notebooks with observations they constitute nearly all the possessions
could have occurred in a number of ways. about Tessr’s investors, the criminal records her son left behind. But the Warren County
One detective theorized that Haas scaled a of Clarksville residents, and the alleged short- Sheriff’s Office has refused to release the
tree near the ravine to reach a deer stand, comings of the Warren County Sheriff’s Office. property to her. “I realize we have closed this
then accidentally tumbled out. Or maybe She is especially incensed by the detectives’ investigation,” a deputy wrote to her in May,
he walked too close to the edge of the ravine failure to follow up on a clue she gleaned “but we feel obligated to maintain custody
and lost his footing. In either scenario, Haas from one of Jerold’s pseudonymous Twitter of the items we have to assist with further
would have been separated from his back- accounts, @CompositionFore. Wallace Huff investigation should that become necessary
pack upon smashing into the rock-strewn kept close tabs on the account throughout in the future.” Nor has Wallace Huff been
creek below; if conscious, he might have September 2018, hoping to detect a glimmer able to visit the woods where her son lived
watched in anguish as the bag was swept of activity that might indicate her son was and likely perished: Bill O’Bryan will not let
downstream. Somehow the badly injured still alive. As of September 22, the three most her come on the property, according to law
Haas pulled himself out of the ravine and recent posts were all dated August 27—four enforcement. (O’Bryan did not respond to
crawled for nearly half a mile through a days before Jerold disappeared: requests for comment.)
labyrinth of soybean plants before reaching “This just in: At one point in time, having The rest of Haas’ legacy is located primar-
another stretch of verdant forest. Then he things meant things.” ily on SoundCloud, where he uploaded doz-
flopped against the base of a honeysuckle “Ran out of phenibut feel ambivalent ens of original tracks as both tonehog and
tree and closed his eyes to rest. about it.” CompositionFore. The evolution of his music
If this sad narrative is true, it leaves a vex- “Numerous time in my life when I’d offers a glimpse of how Haas’ perception of
ing mystery. The injured Haas could have thought I was being the most selfless & con- himself may have changed through years of
inched toward Shepherds Way or Route 22, siderate, in retrospect I found I was egocen- unfulfilled promise. The danceable beats of
both of which are closer to the area where tric. Might have learn’t a valuable lesson.” his collegiate rave days steadily gave way to
he likely had his accident. He could have When Wallace Huff next checked the ominous industrial noise, and finally to
flagged someone down to take him to a account, on September 25, those posts had shapeless sonic experiments with titles like
hospital. Was he so disoriented from phys- been deleted. What was left at the top of the “High Fidelity Hate” and “Robotic Oompa
ical trauma and caloric deprivation that he page was Jerold’s last surviving post from Loompa March,” which all but a few listeners
couldn’t discern the shortest path to help? August 27—the most cryptic of his musings will find intolerable. These last songs, which
Or did he purposefully continue to avoid from that day: the middle-aged Haas produced while grap-
human contact even after it became appar- “Meanwhile: Anachrists” pling with the burdens of his past, feel
ent that doing so would mean his doom? Wallace Huff has repeatedly asked the explicitly designed to confound, to upset,
Warren County Sheriff’s Office to contact even to invite scorn. It is almost as if Haas
Twitter and obtain information about the derived pleasure from being on the knowing
W
HETHER intentionally or IP address that was used to delete Jerold’s side of a cosmic joke—a joke that only
not, Haas destroyed Tessr tweets—data that might give her a better someone as cursed by narrow brilliance as
by retreating into the sense of how long her son survived in the he was could ever hope to understand.
woods. Even if the hard woods, and whether he ever leeched off
drives in his backpack someone’s Wi-Fi to satiate his internet addic- Brendan I. Koerner (@brendankoerner) is
could be salvaged, the tion. But the investigators said that Twitter a wired contributing editor and author
ever-paranoid Haas—a would need to perform “extensive engineer- of The Skies Belong to Us: Love and Terror
self-described “tinfoil hat guy”—had ren- ing efforts” to recover information that is “not in the Golden Age of Hijacking. He wrote
dered them unreadable with strong necessary,” and declined to follow up. about the rapid pace of evolution in urban
encryption. The code he wrote for Tessr’s Wallace Huff has not given up on the wildlife in issue 27.10.
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