MARVIN]

He hates my wife
I hate his food
He thinks I'm rude,
but nice
I think he's nice, but
indiscreet
He thinks I'm sweet
But he treats me
kinda funny
I say: Whizzer,
Whizzer Brown
I see Whizzer going
down

Oh Whizzer, Whizzer
Brown
Isn't it delightful
playing easy?
Yes, Whizzer,
Whizzer Brown, I
care
I found your door
We sing out more
and more and more
and more now

He rubs my neck
I rub his thigh
He asks me why I
sweat
I ask him why he
bites his nails
And then he takes
me in his arms
And then he lights
another cigarette
I say: Whizzer,
Whizzer Brown
I see Whizzer going
down

Oh Whizzer, Whizzer
Brown
Isn't it delightful
playing easy?
Yes, Whizzer,
Whizzer Brown, I
care
I found your door
We sing out more
and more and more
and more now

Go Whizzer!
How about Whizzer?
Breathe deep
Whizzer
Up and he's going
down

[LADIES]
Go Whizzer!
How about Whizzer?
Breathe deep
Whizzer
Up and he's going
down

[MARVIN]
He's on his knees
I'm lying flat
Just like a bad idea
He starts to blow
I start to fight
The room is yellow
and the bed is white

He's going down;

I think I'll die away
He's going down;
I think I'll die, die,
die
I say Whizzer, oh
Whizzer
Whizzer Brown
I see Whizzer going
down

[ALL]
Bah dah yah yup bah
buh dah buh dah
buh
Yup bah dah yah
dah yah
Yup bah dah yah
dah yah
Bah duh dah duh
dah dah
Bah dah dah dah

(Sounds of bodies
slapping.)

(Voices.)

(Marvin screams.)
[MARVI [LADIES
N] ]
He's ...He's
going going
down down
He's ...He's
going going
down down
He's ...He's
going going
down down
Go Whizzer!
Down!

[ALL]
Down!