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The White Indian Says ‘Come One, Come All!’
In 2017 the Valley County Search & Rescue held a
fund-raiser to purchase an enclosed trailer to use as a
mobile command station. Now they’re having another
fund-raiser this Saturday, February 1st at the VFW Post
#3107 in Glasgow. They’re not looking to buy a space
ship, but a good, reliable boat for Fort Peck Reservoir
would be nice as, shortly after the trailer purchase,
SAR’s 1980 Monarch became inoperable. They haven’t
had access to a boat for approximately three years.
This is a very BIG deal as most of SAR’s calls are for
the lake. While the Valley County Commissioners have
already okay’d $20,000, Valley County Search and
515 2nd Ave. S • Glasgow, MT 59230
406-228-4558 • fax: 406-228-4578
bscentral@nemont.net
Rescue, a tight-knit team since the inception in 1997, is
asking the public to step up to the plate. Kicking in $500
for the cause today was Bank of Glasgow (formerly
Valley Bank). Saturday’s fund-raiser at the VFW begins
at 5:30. There will be a silent auction, gun raffles, plus
raffle tickets still available with some great prizes to be
won. Food will be provided by Momma O (Doris Ozark)
so you know that will O-So-Good! The meal is a free-
will offering. And’ don’t forget that Glasgow’s famous 4th
Street Band will be playing! Raffle tickets are available
at Ezzie’s MidTown or give the White Indian (a.k.a.
Randy Isakson, pictured above) a call at 263-2193.
 Flu cases on the rise in the area
Due to the increase of flu/influenza cases in our
community & surrounding areas, Valley View Nursing
DIGITAL PICTURE & SOUND Home is taking precautions and asks that there be no
DAILY MATINEES • $6.50/PERSON visitors until further notice. They thank you for your
$5 TUESDAY! help in taking care of the residents.
All Tuesday showings are $5
406-228-9239 • www.polsontheatres.com Fruit Bat Soup, m-m-m good!
SHOWING: JAN. 24-30 “I have always lived my life around a simple
principle, “Don’t eat weird stuff.” And see? I was right. The
Coronavirus ripping through the Wuhan region of Red
Rated R 119 min. Rated PG 101 min. China – and that has now spread here – may well have
Fri & Sat: 4:10 • 6:50 • 9:15 Fri & Sat: 4:00 • 7:00 • 9:00
Sun: 4:10 • 6:50 Sun: 4:00 • 7:00 crossed over to our species because some people in China
Mon - Thur: 5:10 • 8:10 Mon - Thur: 5:00 • 8:00 eat bats. Yeah, on purpose. How the hell did they ever get
the idea that dining on Dracula birds was a good plan?”
Slick That’s how Kurt Schlichter opened his most recent
one this article in Townhall. Scrolling down through the story:

morning!
Tonight: Increasing clouds, with a low around 17. West
northwest wind 5 to 8 mph becoming light and variable.
Friday: Partly sunny, with a high near 43. West wind 7 to
10 mph.
Friday Night: A 20 percent chance of rain before 11pm.
Mostly cloudy, with a low around 31. West southwest wind
5 to 10 mph.
Saturday: Partly sunny, with a high near 53. Breezy, with
a west wind 14 to 19 mph increasing to 20 to 25 mph in the
morning. Winds could gust as high as 36 mph.
Saturday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 29.
Breezy, with a west wind 15 to 23 mph, with gusts as high
as 32 mph.
Sunday: A slight chance of rain and snow before 4pm,
then a slight chance of snow. Mostly cloudy, with a high
near 40. Northwest wind 13 to 15 mph, with gusts as high
as 30 mph. Chance of precipitation is 20%.
Sunday Night: A 20 percent chance of snow. Mostly
cloudy, with a low around 15. West northwest wind 7 to 10
mph.
Monday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 26. Northwest
wind 7 to 10 mph.
Tuesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 32.
Wednesday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 38.
“And the impeachment circus is going to end with
the Democrats’ humiliation soon, meaning suddenly
the media will soon need a new shiny object to chase.
Coronavirus is that shiny object.”
Anyhow, the latest update from CDC (last updated
January 29th), in the United States there have been five
confirmed cases and 92 pending cases. States include
Washington, California (two confirmed cases), Arizona
and Illinois.
A new study shows that the early known victims
in Wuhan had no contact with the live animal market.
And although the virus, at present, does seem to have
originated in bats, it’s unclear how it made its way to
humans. It’s quite likely no chowing down on the
creatures of the night was involved.
But that being pointed out, as Schlichter said to
end his article: “And stop eating bats, people.”
And if you want to see something gross, googlize
fruit bat soup.
Clarifying a Buzz letter header
In Wednesday’s letter to the Buzz from Glasgow
Schools Superintendent Wade Sundby, he was not
asking that voters pass Glasgow School District’s request
to pass a mill levy as the headline originated by the

n io r Citizen Cente Buzz suggested (Superintendent asks for a ‘YES” vote),

Se r ior Citizen Cen ter mill levy election. The Buzz
Sen on the upcoming
rather he was providing information to those who will

FRIDAY be voting
apologizes for the error.
Ballots will be in the mail around April 17th. A
Breaded Fish Fillet mail-in ballot only, they must be returned to the Valley
Call for reservation by 10 AM County Elections Administrator no later than 8:00 p.m.,
228-9500 May 4th.
 SUPER BOWL
SUNDAY
DEAN’S BBQ PIT AVAILABLE AT 3:00 PM
Eat-in or Take-out • 228-4555!
BBQ Pork, Baked Beans, Homemade Potato Salad
$14.00 a plate
Available until sold out.
BUZZIFIEDS
PANCAKE BREAKFAST: Saturday, February 1 from 7-10am. Cost is $5
or $7.50 for big appetites. Will be held the first Saturday of the month.
SENIOR CITIZENS CENTER
BUZZ
FLEA MARKET Saturday, February 1, 9-1pm. stretch’s knifes beautiful
glassware and much more. Valley County Senior Center / 328 4th
Street South FOR TABLE RENTAL OR TO MAKE DONATIONS OF
HOUSEHOLD GOODS AND SUCH PLEASE CALL VICKY AT 228-9500
BUZZ
MADISON’S HOME DAYCARE: Openings available! Call or email to
schedule an appointment. Ages 6 months and up! After school care available
if needed. EMAIL: madisonunger17@gmail.com or call 406-425-3624
BUZZ
INTERESTED IN RUNNING YOUR OWN BUSINESS? Are you crafty or
good with your hands? Would you like to set your own hours & possibly
work from home? If so, contact me about owning & operating your own
picture framing shop. (406) 263-9844
BUZZ
GLASGOW IRRIGATION DISTRICT: Full time Ditch Rider. Seeking long
term, hardworking individual to join our team. Benefits available. CALL
228-2346 FOR MORE DETAILS OR STOP IN FOR AN APPLICATION
(8:00- 3:00) 15 IRRIGATION STREET.
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is now taking applicants for a permanent
Housekeeping position. The Housekeeping Aide provides cleaning
services to provide a safe, sanitary, comfortable and homelike environment
for residents, staff and the public. In addition, this position offers cross
training into the role as Laundry Aid. We are offering competitive wage
for 32-40 hours a week. APPLICATIONS ARE AVAILABLE IN OUR
ADMINISTRATIVE DEPARTMENT.
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is now accepting applicants for an Activities Aide.Activities
Aide will assist in the therapeutic activities designed to meet the interests and
enhance the functional abilities and self-esteem of each resident. PLEASE VISIT
OUR ADMINISTRATIVE DEPARTMENT FOR AN APPLICATION.
BUZZ
HELP WANTED In need of 1 experienced cook for local restaurant. Top
pay. CALL 318-272-3221
BUZZ
VALLEY COUNTY HEALTH DEPARTMENT is hiring for an energetic,
team oriented Registered Nurse to work 20 hours per week Monday-
Thursday. Must have Registered Nurse License in Montana. If interested
in the position, please submit a job application and resume to the Valley
County Health Department. Please email calvarado@valleycountymt.gov
for a job application or pick up an application at the Valley County Health
Department. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE CALL CRYSTAL
ALVARADO AT 406.228.6263
BUZZ
VALLEY COUNTY ROAD DEPARTMENT OPENING: Full-time Seasonal
Bridge and Signing/Truck Driver/Operator. Must be able to obtain CDL
within 3 months. Benefits include insurance and pers. Open til filled. JOB
DESCRIPTION AND APPLICATION AVAILABLE AT VALLEY COUNTY
ROAD SHOP.
BUZZ
GLASGOW SCHOOL DISTRICT POSITIONS: Permanent Route Bus
Driver needed ASAP- minimum of 25 hrs/wk during school year, $16.65-
17.35 DOE. Various substitute positions also available. For more information
and to apply go to: https://glasgowsd.tedk12.com/hire/index.aspx FOR
QUESTIONS CALL 406-228-2406. (EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER)
BUZZ
WANT A REWARDING CAREER? Come work at Milk River Inc. as a Direct
Support Specialist. We monitor adults with development disabilities. Looking
for motivated caring people. STOP BY MILK RIVER ACTIVITY CENTER
FOR MORE INFORMATION AND AN APPLICATION.
BUZZ
APT. FOR RENT. 925 sf, 2 bdrm, 1 1/2 bth townhome apt. City of Glasgow.
Cozy. Good neighbors. Sm pets OK. Laundry room in unit. $595/month.
AVAILABLE NOW. 360-750-6746
BUZZ
HOUSE FOR RENT: 2200 +/- sq. ft. home on the North side with 3
bedrooms, 1 bath, hardwood floors throughout. Large oversized detached
garage, heated and insulated. $1100 month, no pets, no smoking. CALL
406-230-2525 FOR MORE INFORMATION.
BUZZ
FOR RENT: Housing Authority has available units. Rent is based on 30% income.
PICK UP AN APPLICATION AT THE HOUSING AUTHORITY OFFICE.
BUZZ
FOR RENT: Furnished or unfurnished 1 bd. $450 plus deposit. No pets,
no smoking. Located at 1123 2nd Ave. S. CALL 228-9092 OR 228-4577
BUZZ
STORAGE UNITS AVAILABLE: (2) 12 x 25’ and 12 x 50’ is a complete pull
thru great for large pontoon boats, etc. - Handles lots of toys. AUTHUR’S
MINI STORAGE - NASHUA 785-2109 OR 541-410-3833
BUZZ
FOR RENT: 4 bedroom house w/ garage. Also available, 2 bedroom apt. w/
washer & dryer. CALL OR STOP BY SANDPOINT PROPERTIES 228-8333
It’s that time of the year again!
The 3rd Annual
Tim Young
Pitch Tournaments
Friday, January 31 SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 2
at Dink’s Bar OPEN AT 10 AM
Rules Meeting – 5:30 PM Free Appetizers
Tournament – 6:00 PM $1 Jell-O Shots • $2 Drink Specials
Call Randy 696-4550 to reserve
a spot for you and your partner
Saturday, February 1
at Glasgow Elks Lodge Thanks for Listening
Sign-ups – 2:00 PM
Tournament – 3:00 PM
TV Ads and Green
Random Draw for Partners Light Law
I don’t know if you have noticed
but TV programming is getting
shorter and TV ads are getting
longer in the past few months.
I timed programming on GRIT today and found
a deplorable situation has evolved there. Programming
lasted between 6 and 7 minutes before commercials
come on. The ads are lasting between 4 and 5 minutes.
Yikes!
It used to be, back in the black and white age, that in
an hour show there was 3 minutes of commercials every
12 minutes. That changed with the advent of color, but
not to any great extent. Program was 11 minutes and
ads were 3:30 minutes.
Now, before you raise your hand to ask ‘isn’t there
a law’? I will say that the FCC has no law governing the
length of ads or the minutes of ads in relation to the
SUPER BOWL minutes of program. The exception is in children’s TV
SPECIAL where there can only be 10.5 minutes of ads per hour on
Stock up for the game! weekends and 12 minutes per hour on weekdays.
$1.00 OFF ALL However, one reason for the drastic changes in TV
GROWLER FILLS advertisement is the new kids on the block, Amazon
& 3 PACK Prime, Netflix, Hulu and all other TV and Movie
MASTER CYLINDERS
Open Tues - Sun • 4 - 9pm
providers that don’t have commercials. Why watch Blue
228-2277 • 303 1st Ave S Bloods on regular TV when there is only 43 minutes of
show and 17 minutes of ads when you can watch the 43
Feeling overwhelmed? minute show sans ads? No brainer? U Betcha!
Moving to Prairie Ridge, I read where one guy was watching The Expendables
The Manor or Valley View? on Spike TV. He said that from 9:01 PM to 10:02 PM
Let us help. there was 31 minutes of movie and 30 minutes of
commercials!
Oh just FYI a regular TV ad for most network
stations costs about $115,000 for a 30 second spot.
Super Bowl advertisements this year will sell for a
Call Shawn Beard • 230-1025 whopping $5.5 Million buckeroos for a half minute beer
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& Zack’s Famous Superbowl Party Mix!
commercial. Local 30 second TV ads cost in the vicinity $16.00 Pitchers all Micro’s
of $5 bucks per 1000 viewers. $10.00 pitchers of Bud Light!
Now on to New York. What is it about the word
Budweiser BBQ Giveaway @ the end of the game!
ILLEGAL that those folks don’t understand? NY just
$25 Cottonwood Gift Certificate after every Quarter
passed a “Green Light Law” which allows a person who
is in the United States illegally to obtain a legal drivers ROSE COURT LOT FOR SALE
license!
This insipid, illegal, unconstitutional law states Lot 7A in Rose Court
that all clerks will obey the Green Light Law and issue Overlooks Scotty Pride Drive
a drivers license to illegal aliens and the law also states All Improved with Sewer and Water to curb stop.
Gas available to each lot. 11,165 sq. ft.
that the clerk is prohibited from sharing the information
with any federal authorities. Yikes. Who wrote that $30,000 #197
garbage? Offered by: Karen Waarvik, Broker/Owner
Michael Kearns, a clerk in Erie County, NY is suing (406) 228-2525 -
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the Governor of New York to get the law struck down.
Unfortunately a district court judge denied the lawsuit,
saying Kearns lacked standing to bring suit.
That’s when my friends at the Immigration Reform
Law Institute (IRLI) stepped in to the rescue and filed
a friend of the court brief in support of Kearns’s suit.
Dale L Wilcox, executive director and general counsel
of the IRLI, stated, “It [Green Light Law] forces county
officials to conceal illegal activity from federal law
enforcement.”
Governor Cuomo and the Green Light Law states
that Kearns can be fired if he ignores the Green Light
Law and refuses to issue a driver’s license to a person he,
Kearns, knows to be an illegal alien.
The Catch-Twenty-Two of this is that Kearns could
spend some not-so quality time in a federal slammer
for harboring an illegal alien if he issues the permit to
operate a car and doesn’t notify the Feds.
In other words this stupid law (soon to be adopted
by California and Colorado) forces county officials to
break the law if they want to keep their job.
E-mail Governor Cuomo to T-I-I-C (the-idiot-in- Presented by Friday, July 17, 2020 - 7:30 pm
charge)@ New York Gov.duh (Maybe you’d better look $30 & $25 Seats
at the Fort Peck Summer Theatre
it up yourself). Get your tickets online at
That’s it for now folks. Thanks for listening. www.fortpecktheatre.org or call 406-228-9216
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GLASGOW
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FRIDAY
Breakfast
French Toast • Sausage Links
Juice • Milk
Lunch
Meatball Sub w/ Mozzarella
Cheese • Sweet Potato Fries
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America’s Great Outdoors ~ While it’s been reefs in the world. Water visibility depends on the
rather balmy weather around here the past few days tides, but it can be so clear that it feels like you’re
and highs in the 50s on Saturday, who wouldn’t swimming through the air. Consisting of 26 islets
mind getting stranded here? Warm sunlight, an nestled among several lagoons; Palmyra Atoll
ocean breeze and turquoise waters at Palmyra provides a necessary haven for millions of birds and
Atoll National Wildlife Refuge in the Northern marine life that depend
Pacific Ocean make this place the epitome of on the shallow areas
paradise. Found about halfway between Hawai’i and islands. Photo by
and American Samoa, the refuge and surrounding Ian Shive, U.S. Fish and
waters are home to some of the most intact coral Wildlife Service.
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Wrestlers win another one After receiving two byes, Nieskens finally seen some
action with a pin over Reilly Weygand of Chinook in 4:51.
By Mike Brandt
Larson started off with two pins in 1:43 and 1:48. He
Make that two in a row for the Glasgow wrestlers as
followed that with a 14-9 decision against Jacob Berger of
they won their second tournament in as many weeks. This
Poplar.
tournament was in Harlem where the Scotties scored 200.5
Phipps pinned Wyatt Dunbar of Chinook in 1:59 to win
points and in the process crowned seven champions and had
his title. He also had a pin in 1:39 to win a semifinal bout.
two others place second. Cut Bank was second with 154 points
Cornwell started with a pin in 1:40, and then lost a 14-3
and Malta third with 113.5.
major decision to Caleb Simpson of Cut Bank.
This was the 18th time the Scotties have won the Harlem
Donaldson also had a 57 second pin, followed by another
Tournament.
pin in 1:30 to reach the title match. Poplar’s Mitchell Youngman
“It was a one-day tournament so we saw a smaller bracket
pinned Donaldson in 45 seconds.
than we have seen all year,” said Glasgow coach Jory Casterline.
Ethan Nickels also saw some action, winning one of two
“We’re kind of tapering off right now from competition. Our
matches.
schedule is rough, so we taper off toward the end of the season.”
Glasgow also competed in two duals, beating Poplar 51-
Glasgow goes into its final weekend of the regular season
16 Thursday night, which was the final time the seniors would
where the Scotties will have a dual Friday night against Billings
wrestle at home. Earlier on Tuesday the Scotties lost to Class A
Central and Malta. On Saturday they will compete in the
Havre 41-31.
Mustangs Tournament. The following weekend (Saturday)
“Duals are always fun,” says Casterline. “I wish we could
the Scotties will be in Worden for the Eastern B/C Divisional
do more. I wish that our kids would understand more how
Tournament at Huntley Project High School.
important it is. You have to go out there and compete four
Friday’s dual begins at 5 p.m. while the tournament kicks
yourself and your team. That’s the importance of duals. You
off at Saturday morning at 9:30.
go out and get pinned, you give up six points. It makes a
Glasgow was coming off of winning the Choteau
difference. All of that makes you a better wrestler.”
tournament a week earlier.
“We went five-for-five in the finals and had two guys
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placing in the back door,” said Casterline of the Choteau
R K L E ’ S W
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And our jayvees got a bunch of matches in. It was a good
weekend for Scottie wrestling.”
Three of the Scotties got their first tournament title of the
season at Harlem. At 103 Jake Kuka won, John Cremer won at
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