Are o friendwa..

tohar smswa ka intejar ma

hum mubilewa hath mien liye ek ghantae se baitha hun.
Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do
Tohara Dost…..

Tohar sms jab awat hai,

Hamar ROM-ROM khil jawat hai.
Badan ma gudgudi howat hai.
Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi,
Who to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai.

Tohar sms ka intezaarme hum mobilewa hathme liye baitha hun

Tanik apni ungliyan mobile pe ghumaike etho sms wa bhej do
Hamri tarafse aapko gudmorning va…

Har Khusi Ke Rah Tohra Taraf Mod Di

Aasman Tahra Khati Chand Sitar Tod Di
etne Se Kam Chal Jao T Deek rahi
Na t kaha T Du Char Go Jhoot Auri Jod Di

Man Kahlas Ki Chali SMS Kari

Shochani ki ye pagalpan Ha
Raat Adhariya Kehu Ke SMS Kail
Fer Shochni Ke Jaye Da
Jekra ke Karat Bani
Uho T Pagle Ha

Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai

Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai
Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai
Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu Kasur Nahi Hai
Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai…

Ham aapki yaad me udaas hai, bas aapse milne ki aas hai,
Chahe dost kitne hi kyon na ho, apne liye to bas aap hi khaas hai,
Zakhm ki baat nahi hai, jaane dard kyon hota hai,
Dhokhe ki baat nahi hai, jaane vishvaas kyon hota hai,
Jaante hai ki bewafaai hai, na jaane phir bhi pyaar kyon hota hai.

Is dil me dekho tasveer tumhaari hai,

In aakhon me dekho tasveer tumhaari hai,
Jee rahe hai ab tak apni marjee se,
Lekin ye maut ab amaanat tumhaari hai.

Tum jab se aa gaye zindagi me,

Jitane the gam sab kho gaye,
Pehale the ham patthar ke,
Lekin ab mom ke ho gaye.

Apna samajhkar tumhe chaahte rahe,

Bereham se khud ko behlaate rahe,
Na miloge tum phir bhi maanta nahi man,
Manaate tumhe paane ki ham maangte rahe.

Meri shaadi hogi to aapse hogi,

Ye mera vada hai,
Main mar jaauga tumhaare bina,
Ye mera irada hai.

Koi dikha ke roye, koi chupa ke roye,

Hame rulaane waale hame rula ke roye,
Marane ka mazaa to tab hai,
Jab kaatil bhi janaaze par aa kar roye.

Lamhe judaai ke bekaraar nahi karate hai,

Haalat mere mujhe laachaar karate hai,
Aakhen hamaari pad lo kabhi,
Ham kaise kahe ki ham aapse pyaar karte hai.

Sadiya guzar gayi tera deedaar na hua,

Gulaab tuta ek baar phir gulzaar na hua,
Hamane to yara tujhko pyaar kiya hardam,
Magar tujhko kabhi bhi hamse pyaar na hua.

Mangta hu to deti nahi jawaab meri baat ka,

Deti hai to khafa ho jata hai rom-rom jazbaat ka,
Pata nahi kyon wo bolti hai ki
Dheere se daalo baalo me phool gulaab ka.

Boond-boond se hai saagar ki gehraai,

Isaki har boond hai mujh me samaai,
KoI maange to ek boond na de sakenge,
Kyonki har boond me hai aapki dosti samaai.

Pyaar ek lamba, meetha sapna hota hai aur,

Shadi ek alarm ghadi.

Ye SMS kewal khoobsurat aur smart logo ke liye tha,

Galti se ise hamane aapko bhej diya hai,
Isaliye jyada khush mat hona,
Asuvidha ke liye ham dil se maafi maangte hai.

Unki gali se jab mera janazaa nikla,

Magar wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
Jab unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajaane lage,
Rakh kar mera janaaza kambakht use pataane lage.

Sooraj se roshan hai sara jahaan,

Hame ek diye ki talaash hai,
Apne paas logo ki kami hai
Par door apne bhi koi khaas hai.

Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du,

Dosti pe apni zindagi vaar du,
Jab bhi tera SMS nahi milta to,
Man karta hai teri jaan nikaal du.

Kaash aisa ho ki tumko tumse chura lu,

Waqt ko rokakar waqt se ek din chura lu,
Tum paas ho to is raat se ek raat chura lu,
Tum saath ho to is jahaan se ye jahaan chura lu.
Mere rab mere yaar ko, saari khushi dena,
Bhool jaaye na doston ko wo khushiyon ke mele me
Isaliye thodi yaad unhe ham doston ki bhi de dena.

Main aasmaan me baadalon ko dekh raha tha,

Bahut hi sundar najara tha,
Tum aa gaye to me tumhe dekhane laga,
Aur kya tha bas dekhta hi reh gaya.

Tumhari yaadon ko rok pana hai mushkil,

Rote huye dil ko manana hai mushkil,
Ye dil aapko kitana yaad kar raha hai,
Is ek SMS se likh pana hai mushkil.

Intajaar usaka jisake aane ki koi aas ho,

Khushboo bhi us phool ki jo mere paas ho,
Manzil na mil saki hame to koi baat nahi,
Gam bhi usi shakhs ka hota hai jise pyaar ka ehasaas ho.

Shaam ki tanhaai me kho na jana,

Kisi ki masti me doob na jana,
Milegi jaroor kal manzilen tumhe,
Use paakar is nacheez ko bhool na jana.

Yaado me tum, khyaalo me tum,

Teri aakhon me ho gaye ham gum,
Bhool gaye saari duniya,
Bas yaad hai to sirf tum….tum.. ..tum.

Meri zindagi hi saja ho gayi,

Sanam jo tu mujhase khafa ho gayi,
Bahaar thi kabhi zindagi me apni,
Magar jaane kyon hawa ho gayi,
Main prem rogi hua sanam, aur tu meri dawa ho gayi,
Mujhko to yakeen nahi aata hai,
Tu hi bata kya sach much tu bewafa ho gayi hai.

Mujhe hamesha apna dost banakar rakhna aur,

Main tumhe apne dil me rakhakar tala lagakar chabi kahi,
Bahut door fenk dunga taaki,
Koi tumhe mujhse door nahi le ja sake.

Yaad aati hai jab unki yaaron to,

Ek sher ban jata hai,
Vaise to hamko yaaro likhna bhi kaha aata hai.

Jee chaahe jitna satao,

Shikayat karne wale ham nahi,
Ittefaak karne waale ham nahi,
Ittefaak ki baat hai ki pyaar aapse hai,
Varna itane keemti SMS karne waale ham nahi.

Mat kar e dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,

Wo aakhon se waar karati hai,
Maine dekha hai uski aakhon me,
Wo mujhse bhi pyaar karti hai.

Mujhko gulaab mat dena mere sanam,

Mere liye tum hi gulaab ho,
Mere dil e sawaalo ka tum hi jawaab ho,
Mere khuda ho tum, meri jaan ho tum,
Aapka koi jawaab nahi, aap to laajwaab ho.

Hazaaro beete huye kal aur laakho aane waale kal ke,
Beech aaj ka din aaya hai aur main
Use aise hi nahi jaane doonga,
Tumase main jaroor kahunga ki tum bahut khoobsurat ho aur
Main tumase bahut pyaar karta hu.

Jogi ko pyaar hai apni raakh se,

Kabaadi ko pyaar hai apni khaakh se,
Jaasoos ko pyaar hai apni jhaanch se,
Par hame pyaar hai aapki aakhon se.

I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath…

Hai wat hapen.?
I am ur colegate

Height of bravery!
Going Late To Class,in Tore Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
“Hey SwEeTy!”
“CARRYY ON DONT STOP”…

Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho

Yar sadi jan ho….
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho

Do U know the full form of COLLEGE

C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….

propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..

“kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..mar dale gi kya..??
dil daina hai to dai de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??

meri photo neeche gir gayee thi

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi,
maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
oT TnAW T2UL I. Confused?
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2?rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now…
Bye!

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…

I really deeply wish

that u r here with me in my room.
On my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous deepawali. May this year brings you lots and lots
of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams.
Dhoom machao, Rang jamao… have a blast this Diwali!

1) Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,

deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali”

2) Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,

Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali

3) Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,

Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye…

4) Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,

Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali

5) May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Diwali is here
and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here’s hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.
Best wishes on Diwali and New year

6) Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Diwali and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

7) May This Diwali be as bright as ever.

May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and
social harmony
“WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI”

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari ‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe…’ Happy Diwali

9) Troubles as light as Air,

love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali.
Diwali ki Shubhkamana

10) Memories of moments celebrated together…….

Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….
Make me Miss You even more this Diwali.
Hope this Diwali brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY DIWALI

11) May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Diwali

12) As the candlelight flame,

Ur life may always be happiness’ claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy diwali.
13) Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali

14) Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…

Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside

15) This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity
as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Diwali

16) I Pray to God to give U

Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI…

17) Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,

navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha…
* * * Happy Diwali * * *

18) Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,

sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye “DIWALI”
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

19) Apun wishing u a wonderful,

Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas
“HAPPY DiWALi”

20) “aaj se aap ke yaha…dhan… ki barsat ho,

maa laxmi ka… vas… ho, sankatto ka…. nash… ho
har dil par aapka… raj… ho, unnati ka sar par… taj… ho
ghar me shanti ka…. vas… ho
* HAPPY DIWALI

21) Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!
22) With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

23) This van is loaded with

_l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

24) All wishing you a very very

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

25) Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap
ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali. Happy Diwali
wish U HAPPY DIWALI

26)
0 days
312 hours
18720 mins..
1123200 seconds…
are left…. I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI….

27) Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,

Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

28) Ur eyes Pataka,Ur lip Rocket,

Ur ear chakri, Ur smile Phuljadi,
Ur style Anar, Ur personality Bomb,
BACH NIKAL LE..
I am coming wid MOMBATTI..
HAPPY DIWALI

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Hon. president A.P.J.ABDUL KALAM & myself wish U & ur fly a HAPPY DIWALI.

30)
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Hearty wishes to u & ur family on d festival of lights …
Let happiness light up and sorrows burn out.
“HAPPY DIWALI”

31) We pray this Deepawali shower upon u..

shanti
shakti
sanyam

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