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Volume 91, Issue 12 December 6, 2010

Indonesian tea provides education, food


Deborah Good in Stratton Hall. ite would have to have been the Indonesia were eager to share but very intriguing, country of
Content Manager The event served as an effec- dessert of sticky rice with sweet their culture, and were overall very Indonesia. Learning about other
tive introduction to Indonesian sauce, though all the dishes were friendly. To educate and generate cultures is essential to becoming
Indonesia, the world’s fourth culture, especially in its provision delicious. In fact, more than one questions from guests, the club a well-rounded individual, and if
most populous nation, is not of food. As promised by the name, professor arrived at the tea after also provided traditional objects becoming a more well-rounded
one that Americans are particu- guests were several varieties of having been roused out of their from their home country, includ- individual includes tea and food,
larly knowledgeable about, but tea along with coffee. More inter- office by the aroma. ing some very elaborate puppets all the better. The Indonesian
the Colorado School of Mines estingly, the event also provided The food was definitely a focal and a book full of pictures of their students at the Colorado School
offers students many chances to samples of traditional Indonesian point, but the tea hour allowed homeland. of Mines worked hard to prepare
educate themselves, such as the dishes. It was like a miniature Indo- for non-edible pathways to learn- Overall, the Indonesian Tea the event, and those who had the
teatime hosted by the Indonesian nesian meal, with a main course, ing about Indonesian culture as was an excellent way to learn privilege of attending were richly
Student Association November 30 side dish, and dessert. My favor- well. The students representing more about the often overlooked, rewarded.
DEBORAH GOOD / OREDIGGER DEBORAH GOOD / OREDIGGER

Indonesian students served a variety of entrees and desserts at Tuesday’s tea hour, held in the LAIS department’s Stratton Hall.

Rio Tinto focuses on the “need to feed”


an important component, and so about the value of micronutrients large Indian industrial conglomerate, relax crop price controls and imple-
Ian Littman
critical to industrials companies, has proven to be an issue. “What is a large player in the micronutrient ment subsidies, leading to increased
Asst. Business Manager, specifically borate and talc?” we call the value and use for micro- scene as well. “[T]hey’re smart,” he micronutrient use and increased
Web Content The answer, he explained, lies nutrients is a very, very difficult sub- said. “No one’s going to buy a car yields. “Social unrest and socioeco-
in micronutrients, minerals that, in ject,” Katsiouleris stated. “The most if they’re hungry. No one’s going to nomic factors in China today are
“Global yields are the lowest quantities as low as a few parts per sensitive crop in the world for boron buy a house, no one’s going to buy driving…most of the government’s
they’ve been in over a century. Arable million, can mean the difference be- deficiency is oil palm,” he continued, steel if we don’t solve this problem.” decisions,” he explained.
land, water, everything is shrinking. tween high, healthy crop yields and noting that “the two largest markets The Chinese market, whose con- Rio Tinto may work directly with
Everything is in demand. Everything poor crops with low yields and un- in the world for crude palm oil are… stituents have rapidly converted from farmers from an education stand-
is expensive,” Bob Katsiouleris of savory flavors. “In the early 50s and China and India, and the amount of a traditional rice, vegetable and fish point, however eighty percent of its
Rio Tinto Minerals stated as an in- 60s we had a lot of companies come crude palm oil that those countries diet to a Westernized, cereal-centric agriculture-based revenue is derived
troduction to Tuesday’s Economics to some of these countries and say, consume because there’s such a one, has proven much more difficult from fertilizer companies, who mix
& Business graduate student lecture. ‘Look, all you have to do is spread need for oil and food, year on year… for Rio Tinto to enter. The reasons micronutrients into fertilizers that
“Rice yields in India today are the urea and nitrogen everywhere. You is about fifteen to twenty percent.” for the difficulty are twofold accord- farmers then use. “You mix [micro-
lowest they’ve been since 1950,“ just have to make everything green, The oil palm industry is also where ing to Katsiouleris: small farms (less nutrients] right in with the fertilizer…
he continued. “We’ll talk about why, and everything’s going to be okay,’” education efforts by Rio Tinto have than one acre versus the average the way you steam-granulate fertil-
what’s happening and how both Katsiouleris explained, describing succeeded: “We actually had an Midwestern ten-thousand-acre farm) izers,” Katsiouleris said. “It’s been
from a socioeconomic, economic the role of fertilizers in agricultural enormous amount of success in and price controls. “Why would a done in Indonesia, it’s been done in
and marketing standpoint it’s critical development of such countries as the Indonesian palm oil market by Chinese farmer use more of anything southeast Asia. One of the worst,
to understand what’s happening and India, Indonesia and Malaysia. “[F] just convincing farmers [by saying], if at the end of the day he can only from a technology standpoint on
how we can step in and get the situ- ast-forward twenty years later [and] ‘Hey, look, take a sardine can, take sell his crop for a certain price? Price micronutrient technology,” he con-
ation back under control.” you have parts of the world that are one scoop of sodium borate, sprinkle controls in China and India and free tinued, “is the United States. We’re a
Rio Tinto Minerals, a borax-and- completely deficient in minerals and it around your palm tree and that’s market fundamentals are…probably year behind in taking the technology
talc-focused subsidiary of the Rio metals. The zinc, copper, iron, bo- all you need.’ The farmer looks at one of the biggest issues we have,” that exists…and being able to bring
Tinto mining company, has seen ag- ron and [molybdenum] deficiencies me and says, ‘Hey, I can do this,’” he explained. “You have this issue in the micronutrients to the fertilizers.”
ricultural customers change from its in soil affecting most of the world’s Katsiouleris explained. “Resulting Russia, you have it in the Balkans, Katsiouleris ended the presenta-
smallest major market to its fastest- crops.” Results of these deficiencies yields in the last five years: thirty per- you have it in Ukraine, you have it in tion with a question-and-answer
growing in seven years; the segment include a 20 percent drop in rice cent increase. The size of the borates China and in parts of India. So there’s session where he reiterated the
is now responsible for one-third of yields in India, leading to dramatic market for borates in oil palm…went no way to change the demand in critical nature of micronutrients in
Rio Tinto Minerals’ business. The food price increases and the social from five thousand tons–I’m talking that supply-demand picture unless the global economy. “You’re look-
company’s other two major markets, unrest. “You are not going to buy a just Indondesia–to one hundred that changes, and a lot of that has to ing at crop prices that are almost at
Katsiouleris explained, were energy house if you’re hungry,” Katsiouleris thousand tons of borate equivalent come through via governments and historic highs with a weak US dollar
and urbanization, citing the use of noted, summing up the implications in oil palm…a simple technique can a lot of that…has to come through in an economy that is relatively soft
borates as stiffening agents for wind of a food shortage for the rest of a make all the difference.” In India, Rio via subsidies.” Addressing the size is- in the United States,” he explained.
turbine blades, additives in fiberglass nation’s economy. Tinto Minerals has shown the power sue, “The small amount of incremen- “It’s almost…a perfect storm for food
used for insulation and key compo- Katsiouleris explained that more of micronutrients to the nation’s gov- tal revenue that a farmer makes…is prices, and the problem is…what
nents in glazes on ceramic products sensitive crops could see 30 to 40 ernment, which recently instituted not worth his while, unless it’s a big are governments going to do if food
such as floor tiles. After this introduc- percent swings in yield over a period a 50 percent subsidy on micronu- farm,” Katsiouleris continued. That prices really take off, because…that
tion, Katsiouleris turned to one of the of a year and a half depending on trients in an effort to increase crop said, the presenter was hopeful that means inflation, and that’s the num-
main questions that the presentation the amount of micronutrients sup- yields and thereby decrease hunger. increasing demand for food would ber one issue on everybody’s minds
addressed: “Why is agriculture such plied, however educating farmers Katsiouleris also noted that TATA, a cause the Chinese government to right now.”

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~scientific discoveries ~Geek of the Week ~Cross Country Team ~Morals to your Story a town near you
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Joshua Kleitsch, Staff Writer

Hamburg, Germany - New climate models and studies suggest that


the massive eruption of the volcano Toba 74,000 years ago may not have
actually decimated life to the extent that was originally believed. Research-
ers at the Max Planck Institute for Meteorology in Hamburg, Germany,
have created an updated climate model that indicates global cooling to
be no more than 5 degrees Celsius for a few years after the eruption. An-
thropologists have pointed to the Toba eruption as causing a evolutionary
“bottleneck” due to the volcanic winter. This new climate model suggests
that humans may have weathered the ash storm fairly well.

Rome, Italy - New York, New York


- Brain tumors appear to have the abil-
ity to develop their own blood vessels,
Tempe, Arizona - Aliens may be able to
which could be part of the reason they
live on this planet, right under our very nose. Vienna, Austria - Killer whales may mimic each other when they’re
are so hard to kill. Researchers at Me-
Researchers at Arizona State University in socializing. Brigitte Weiss of the University of Vienna in Vienna, Aus-
morial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center
Tempe, Arizona, have found that bacteria tria, has been studying the behavior of Orca Whales near Vancouver
in New York City and Ruggero De Ma-
can be weaned off of phosphorous and in- Island in British Columbia, Canada. Weiss has noticed that the whales
ria at the Instituto Superiore di Sanita in
stead live off of arsenic. Phosphorous is one seem to imitate calls that are similar to the calls of whales from another
Rome found that brain tumors have the
of the fundamental elements in all of life on pod. Vocal mimicry among mammals is very uncommon, which is why
ability to morph and change their shape
Earth and arsenic is poisonous in even very Weiss took notice when she was analyzing the sonograms of Orca calls
to essentially grow their own blood ves-
small quantities. This new discovery that life and noticed that about one in every 500 calls was a clear imitation. It is
sels. Certain cancer drugs that are in-
can exist with a significant amount of ar- as yet unclear why killer whales imitate each other.
tended to block blood flow to the tumor
senic would seem to allow for life to exist
have been shown to be effective for no
in a fundamentally different manner to that
more than 6 months, at which point the
which we normally expect here on Earth.
tumor creates its own blood supply.

Oredigger Staff Local News


Ryan Browne
Editor-in-Chief
Headlines from around the world Mines recently helped host
the 2nd Colorado Celebration
of Women in Computing (CC-
WIC), a regional meeting aimed
Katie Huckfeldt Joshua Kleitsch, Staff Writer
Managing Editor at encouraging the research and
career interests of women in
Robert Gill computing. CCWIC offered stu-
Interim Business Manager The economy seems to have roads, airlines, and life in general require all new cars to be dents the opportunity to present
a case of ADD, as the fewer jobs Friday. With the current death toll equipped with rear-view back- their research and to network
Steven Wooldridge then expected were added for No- at 40, the cold has caused chaos up cameras by 2012. The new law with leaders from academia,
Webmaster vember. Economists forecasted on many of Europe’s major roads. is a prevention measure that seeks government, and industry. Stu-
an increase of 144,000 jobs over Southeastern Europe has had to to lower the number of fatalities due dents attended from Colorado,
Barbara Anderson through November, with the an deal with intense flooding, as op- to drivers backing their cars out of
Design Editor Utah, Wyoming, Nebraska and
actual increase of 50,000. The un- posed to arctic cold. driveways and parking spaces and Arizona.
Zach Boerner employment rate climbed back to High-speed trains have reached killing or injuring children that are
Copy Editor 9.8%, an increase from 9.6% in new milestones in China. The Chi- playing behind the car. The Obama
October. nese government has released administration hopes that this new Colorado Gov. Bill Ritter
Neelha Mudigonda Negotiators for the U.S. and testing data that shows a bullet measure will decrease the number has appointed Mines graduate
Asst. Design Editor South Korea have reached a deal train setting a new world speed of fatalities and injuries by 50%. Frances M. Vallejo to the Colo-
that will allow for a gradual lessen- record of 302 miles per hour. Local law enforcement in many rado School of Mines Board of
Abdullah Ahmed ing of tariffs on Korean automo- This new record beats the previous cities across the nation are having to
Asst. Business Manager, Trustees. The governor also re-
biles. The free trade pact lowers record set two months ago by an deal with a new type of advertising appointed Admiral Richard H.
Sales and Marketing
many barriers between the world’s identical train in China. that involves putting company Truly to a term expiring Dec. 31,
Ian Littman No. 1 and No. 15 economies, which President Barack Obama vis- logos and ad slogans in uncon- 2014.
Asst. Business Manager, should help boost the U.S. econo- ited the troops stationed in Af- ventional places. Microsoft Corp.
Web Content my in the face of poor performance ghanistan Friday. The visit was has been known to have employ-
in job creation. announced and came as a result ees write messages in chalk on city Mines has received a grant
Trevor Crane Email users may experi- of bad weather. President Obama sidewalks, prompting lawmakers to
Content Manager valued at more than $150,000
ence a decline in the amount encouraged the troops that they pass a ban on such advertising. to participate in HP’s Catalyst
Deborah Good of spam they receive each day. would succeed in the ongo- Initiative, a global social innova-
Content Manager Oleg Nikoleanko is being charged ing war effort. tion program designed to devel-
by a Milwaukee, WI, court for op- New leg-

B E M B E M
op more effective approaches to
Stephen Hejducek erating a vast spamming network. islation science, technology, engineer-
Content Manager Nikoleanko may also be connected will ing and math (STEM) education
to the world’s largest and most worldwide. The project will ex-
Shira Richman sophisticated spamming network, plore how the use of Tablet PCs

A D Z A D Z
Faculty Advisor
known as “Mega D”. This network can be used to enhance learning
is thought to be responsible for and nurture creativity at Mines.
roughly 32% of spam world-wide.
South Korea has an-

M C Q M C Q
nounced that it would retali- Colorado School of Mines
ate if North Korea continues women’s soccer player Anna Ev-
to attack. Defence Chief nomi- ans has been named Daktronics
nee Kim Kwan-Jin stated that Honorable Mention All-Amer-
they would respond by sending

P U Y P U Y
ican. Evans becomes just the
military jets to bomb the North second women’s soccer player
if aggression continues. The at Mines to earn All-American
South is toughening it’s mili- honors.
tary policies in response to last

B E M T N O
weeks’ attacks.
Europe is experiencing the
worst winter in decades,
arctic cold continues to lock up
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Beer review: A healthy recovery requires


Alaskan Winter a healthy preparation
Bryant Pocock a full, malty sweetness, tasting
Stephen Hejducek ill. For those who are sick already, like Zinc and antibiotics have had
Staff Writer darker than it looks. The moder- these prevention steps may be mixed results in labs. Zinc was
ate 27 IBUs provide a balanced
Staff Writer
virtually useless, but they should once taken to shorten the length
Benjamin Franklin famously middle, while the mellow citrus Every year, an epidemic of perform these steps to prevent of a cold, but after much testing,
said that “beer is living proof that flavor from the noble hops and the cold and flu viruses hits the anyone else from getting sick with it has been proven that Zinc actu-
God loves us and wants us to be a slightly floral, spicy, and resin- Colorado School of Mines Cam- the illness that they have. ally causes temporary and some-
happy.” Not only did he enjoy a ous flavor from the spruce tips pus. When devastated by such ill- Depending upon the serious- times permanent nose death
beverage or two, but the found- round out the finish. The 6.4% nesses, the best idea is to feel as ness of the symptoms, many (anosmia). This means that the
ing father also wrote a recipe alcohol content is noticeable, but good as possible so as to avoid methods to help the sufferer feel nose becomes unable to smell.
for beer flavored with spruce not overpowering, adding a nice missing any class because of the better exist. Sore throats can Antibiotics, on the other hand, do
tree needles, which is still being warming sensation that comes illness. Simply put, this school is make breathing feel like a terrible nothing to kill viruses. Taking anti-
made in several breweries today. in handy during the cold winter hard enough without being sick. task. A good remedy for this is to biotics in an attempt to combat a
The Alaskan Brewing Co. offers months. The first step to being healthy gargle with salt water. If conges- virus can wipe out any bacteria in
an original and tasty take on Winter Ale would pair well with and not being sick is prevention. tion is an issue, the best options the body attacking the offending
spruce beer with their Winter Ale, cold-weather food like a hearty Taking vitamin supplements and are to either have some chicken virus. This actually increases the
using Sitka spruce tips to flavor stew, maybe with some grizzly using hand sanitizer help prevent noodle soup or warm lemon wa- effects of the virus.
this special seasonal brew. bear meat and potatoes. Not to the spread of the cold and flu and ter with honey. Studies on chick- While taking Vitamin C has
Eschewing Franklin’s use of mention that the spruce adds a they can help prevent the user en noodle soup have suggested been proven to reduce the time
molasses, Alaskan instead emu- healthy dose of Vitamin C for a from getting sick. The second that it helps to relieve conges- that symptoms are present in
lates the English Olde Ale style healthy meal. And although rich step to preventing illness is to tion and it also acts as an anti- someone who has a cold, it ap-
(not to be confused with the sim- and flavorful, Winter Ale is light keep hands away from mouth and inflammatory that suppresses pears to have no effect on some-
ilarly-named malt liquor). Winter and balanced enough to be an eyes. Biting fingernails and overly the body’s inflammatory process, one who is trying to prevent
Ale appears unremarkable but easily drinkable “session beer.” rubbing eyes can cause the virus which can make the sufferer feel colds. In short, the best pos-
hides its rich and unique flavor For this reason, and because it to get inside your body. Bathing even worse. sible choices for those who are ill
behind its ordinary amber red is possibly the only spruce ale every day and washing hands Unfortunately, some medi- are to get rest, wash or sanitize
color, light foam, and very faint available in North America, Alas- after using the restroom are also cines actually do more damage hands, drink plenty of fluids, and
earthy smell. One might expect kan Winter ale earns a B+ grade great ways to prevent becoming than they do good. Taking things keep the air moist and warm.

Hot Pursuit is on fire


a flavor like a car air freshener and deserves a place on your
or Pine-Sol, but the first taste table this holiday season.
is pleasantly surprising, with no Beer statistics courtesy of
obvious pine taste. It starts with www.alaskanbeer.com

The stars shine Ian Littman


Asst. Business Manager,
Web Content
game is in the types of events that
are offered. Players can play both
sides of the law, with each career
ers will want to spend a lot of time
roaming the map. This last point is
accentuated on higher-powered

brightly above Mines


offering a different set of event systems like the PlayStation 3 (and
A word of warning. If you are types, strengths and weaknesses gaming PCs), though less powerful
into heavy racing simulations, the to the player, though both career PCs, Xbox 360s, and Wiis all pro-
arcade-style mechanics and heavy modes offer similarly broad ranges vide an enjoyable experience with
traffic of Need for Speed: Hot Pur- of automobiles to play with. Cops this game. The only downside to
John Bristow that can be seen through even a suit may not be for you. Otherwise, have helicopters, roadblocks, and Need For Speed’s platform diver-
Staff Writer modest telescope. Surrounding another warning is in order: do faster cars in addition to the stan- sity is the fact that you cannot play
the planet are the four moons Io, not buy this game until after your dard electromagnetic pulse (EMP) cross-platform multiplayer races,
It is pure providence that here Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto. last final; it is enough of a blast and spike strip weapons that both though EA’s Autolog and Speed-
in the solar system that the Earth is Each moon holds mysteries and that unless you have a resolve of campaigns share. Racers get an wall features do allow players to
not the only planet. While some of wonders that may help our under- steel, you will spend an excessive electromagnetic jammer to keep compare scores cross-system.
the larger planets play the benefit standing of the solar system. amount of time playing this game. law enforcement communications Speaking of multiplayer action, Hot
of clearing out major debris, from Venus on the other hand is It is just that good. and weapons at bay plus more Pursuit’s multiplayer modes pro-
the perspective of our home, these much more Earth-like, though it The first thing a player will no- generous nitrous allotments and vide even more fun once the main
celestial bodies form an amazing would not be apparent by just tice about the game is that the a multi-second burst of speed- campaigns are beaten.
variation to the eternal night sky. looking at it. Instead of lush forests “race farming” style of yore is no- infused adrenaline called “turbo.” EA and Criterion Games, mak-
Before humanity had the knowl- and beautiful oceans, Venus has where to be found; dollar values Weapons are available in race ers of the Burnout franchise, have
edge of what the true nature of hot magmatic plains interrupted are shown on car info sheets, but types that involve both racers and a winner on their hands with Hot
these bodies were, it was believed by towering volcanoes. The sky is “bounty,” the game’s point-based cops, though the number of each Pursuit, assuming you are looking
that the planets were wanderers of filled with greenhouse gases and currency, racked up by races and weapon available varies from event for a worthy successor to the NFS
the sky since over the course of a because of some ancient impact, a pursuits, is what unlocks cars and to event. Pure races and time tri- franchise’s Most Wanted, Carbon,
few months, they move and over day takes longer than a year on the weapons. At one million “bounty,” als, which are available on both and Undercover titles. For those
longer periods of time the planets planet. Due to the marvels of en- you can race any car in the game campaigns, focus solely on driving, craving a more realistic racing ex-
can even appear to speed up and gineering and materials, we have with any paint job that the car’s at least partially allaying concerns perience, Gran Tourismo 5, or pos-
slow down. actually landed several probes on manufacturer deems appropriate. for the straight racing aspect of the sibly EA’s upcoming Shift 2, might
Of course, common knowledge this planet, though sadly, every In other words, you cannot get a game. fit the bill, but for the rest of us, Hot
claims that this cosmic dancing picture reveals empty lifeless vol- red Lamborghini. Specification up- One more thing that sets Pursuit is “just that good.”
is a consequence of a heliocen- canic fields. grades are nonexistent as the point Seacrest County, the world in One quick note for PC users:
tric system and instead of mysti- Venus can be found rising a few of the game is to let you spend as which Hot Pursuit resides, apart Amazon sells a downloadable ver-
cal wanderers (the Greek word for hours before the Sun and through much of your time on the road as from games of yore is its size sion of the game, weighing in at a
wanderer is planet), these heaven- specialized methods it is possible possible, a goal that makes the and its downright beauty. Short- whopping 7.8 GB, for just shy of
ly bodies are in fact gigantic worlds to see it during the daytime sky. game that much more engaging. cuts abound, as does variety in $50. The writer of this article actu-
of their own. Regardless of what Finally if you find yourself driv- Another facet that Criterion both terrain and weather; races ally nabbed it for $35 on Black Fri-
they are, their movement through ing to school before the sun rises, Games and EA eschew with Hot and pursuits might be on a high- day, and his only regret is that the
time has captivated and inspired high to the east there is what ap- Pursuit is a linear gameplay model. way during a clear night or in the game has been too addictive for his
generations of myth-makers and pears to be a medium magnitude Races and pursuits do need to mountains during a daytime thun- own good. Thus, Need for Speed:
scientists. star that is brighter than all of its be unlocked, although there is no derstorm. The map is significantly Hot Pursuit gets a solid eight out
As it stands, depending upon neighbors. This point of light is clear correlation as to what un- more rural than those of recent of ten and a hearty “buy this” from
owned viewing devices, a majority truly the gem of the solar system locks what. Players are encour- Need for Speed iterations. But that a reviewer who stays away from
of the solar system is available for as it is the ringed planet Saturn. aged to play whatever race suits is okay as the quality of graphics Madden and Call of Duty, but has a
viewing pleasure. As this column Saturn is a gas giant much like Ju- them at the time out of the dozens on Hot Pursuit is such that play- weak spot for racing titles.
focuses on easily accessible fea- piter, but instead of having bands available. Many races limit player PHOTO COURTESY ELECTRONIC ARTS
tures, the three main planets that of clouds to set it apart, it has a options to a single car or group
will be covered are Jupiter, Venus, truly breathtaking set of rings that of cars, encouraging the player to
and Saturn. can be seen through a normal tele- explore everything from American
Jupiter can easily be seen scope. It is an unbelievable sight to muscle to Italian, German, French,
throughout most of the night, behold. Nestled near the planet is and British exotics, plus some Jap-
though differentiating it from Sirius the hydrocarbon rich moon Titan anese models for good measure.
can be difficult without prior knowl- that may also play an important As a player progresses, races shift
edge of the sky. Both Jupiter and role in the future of our species. from lower-tier to higher-tier cars
Sirius can be seen as bright out- While there are many more ob- (there are five tiers in all), though
liers in a field of dimmer sources, jects in the sky, these will be cov- “preview” events early in the game
with Jupiter to the west and Sirius ered next semester as the skies allow new players to drift around
to the east. Jupiter is the largest continue to progress towards the corners at 150 mph in, for exam-
planet in the known solar sys- luscious spring constellations. ple, a Koenigsegg CCX.
tem and is particularly famous Peace and may the stars shine Another point of variety in the
for its banded cloud formations brightly in your skies.

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Bookstore helps reduce costs Homemade beer?


You betcha!
Joshua Kleitsch cently has been more in the way of solution called NOOKstudy, which
Staff Writer requiring custom books, not getting is a free program you can download
more that can be resold. Another to any Internet device. NOOKstudy
Were you expecting to have all difficulty is if your textbook came would allow students to access all
that money you spent on textbooks with an online access code and you of their E-books through one con- Joshua Kleitsch sumes the sugars from the malt
go to waste? The Mines Barnes & broke the seal on that code and venient portal, which also combines and the grains and produces
Staff Writer
Noble bookstore is trying to help stu- registered it online, the book is now coursework into one convenient alcohol and CO2, which makes
dents by buying back some of their very nearly worthless to the book- package. Ahh, just think of that won- beer “bubbly”
textbooks at 50% of original retail store. With more professors mov- In an effort to make access to derful *pop* and hiss as you The basic process of brew-
price. Books such as Physics, Dif- ing toward online homework, more information about the bookstore, crack open the first bottle of ing is fairly straight forward. You
ferential Equations, Fluids, and some and more students find themselves Showers has created a Facebook your very own delicious malt start with about 5 gallons of wa-
others are guaranteed buyback, but paying hundreds of dollars for books page to announce sales events and beverage. What could be more ter, and heat it to 160 degrees
there are also many books that the with access codes and not being changes in product offerings. On the satisfying then brewing your Fahrenheit. This is the same for
bookstore cannot buy back. If you able to sell them back for more then page, you can find information on own beer, from basic ingredients all home brewing kits. Next, de-
were unfortunate enough to have to maybe 15-20% of the purchase special discounts and new products and a healthy dose of good ‘ole pending on the type of kit you
buy a custom for-Mines-only book, price. that may not otherwise get adver- time? Home brewing is com- bought, you steep the provided
then you are most likely stuck with There are some exciting devel- tised. pletely legal in the state of Colo- grains in a giant tea bag in the
that book. opments in the world of textbooks, For their semester-end sale, the rado, and is a fun and interesting hot water for about an hour. It’s
The bookstore manager, Ed however. Showers said, “E-books bookstore is offering all of their hood- cooking activity. Plus, with a little important to keep the water very
Showers, commented, “You get a lot are coming down the pipelines, ies at 25% off regular price. This in- patience, the results can be en- near 160 degrees. Next, heat
of these custom titles [from publish- and I expect them to be in use by cludes the new Alta-Gracia hoodies, joyed for months. the “tea” to boiling and slowly
ers] and we can’t buy those back.” 2014.” This would solve much of the which have been noted for being of All beer recipes start with the add the malt extract to the wa-
Publishers like to make custom book textbook buyback problem that is very high quality. Showers pointed same set of basic ingredients. ter. After you have added all of
titles for schools because they have starting to plague so many schools. out that they have been stocking in Before getting into the actual the malt, then slowly bring the
much higher long-term profits if stu- Showers said that eventually he all of the common sizes, and have recipe, there are a few pieces of mixture, which at this stage is
dents can’t resell the book. Showers would be able to offer the physical restocked ladies sizes and will be equipment that are required to known as “wort” (pronounced
said, “I’d like to have a traditional textbook alongside an online ac- bringing in children’s wear in the make the beer. While most of the “vert”), back to boiling. Now
textbook that I can cycle through, cess code for the E-book version of near future. The sales run through equipment can be purchased as you will add the first part of the
we make a little more money off the the textbook. The E-book versions December 19, but the good stuff will
book and we help out students too.” would cost significantly less. Barnes not last so be sure to stop on over
individual items,
many com-
Home brewing is com- hops. Generally,
hops are added
Unfortunately, the trend at Mines re- & Noble has a great new E-book early! panies have pletely legal in the state twice during

How the Grinch Stole Christmas


specialized in the brewing
producing full of Colorado, and is a fun process. Once
equipment kits at the begin-
that will get any and interesting cooking ning of the boil
novice started and once to-
Deborah Good as much as the Whos love Christ- way. More amusing is actually listen- for only about activity. wards the end.
Content Manager mas, the Grinch hates Christmas. ing to the lyrics of the various songs. $85. These kits This can vary,
Eventually, he becomes so upset Try to determine what “Da Who Do- generally include two 6.5 gal- though. You will now boil the
Christmas is supposed to be by it that he decides to steal Christ- rey” means. Or, listen for all the fancy lon white fermentation buckets, wort for an hour, and possibly
a time of great cheer – a time for mas. The Grinch concludes that adjectives in the Grinch’s theme hoses for siphoning the beer add more hops for the last 15
people to kick back, relax, and enjoy by taking all of the Whos presents, song; just consider the description from one bucket to the other, a minutes or so.
their family and the lack of home- feasts, and decorations, he will kill of him as a “banana with a greasy hygrometer to measure the ex- Once the boiling process is
work. Of course, Christmas actu- their Christmas spirit. He then pro- black peel.” pected alcohol content, a cap- done, the next step is to cool
ally entails crazy shoppers, difficult ceeds to dress up as Santa Claus For those who are feeling that ping tool, and a few other items the wort down to about 65 de-
finals, and everything but relaxing and executes his evil plan. It goes off their professors’ “heart[s] are full of necessary for the brewing pro- grees. This can be done by plac-
and caring about others. In fact, almost without a hitch, as he leaves unwashed socks; soul[s] are full of cess. You will also need to pur- ing the stock pot in an ice bath
it is enough to make everyone feel the Whos with nothing to celebrate gunk,” it may be worth finding the chase caps and get your hands and monitoring the temperature.
a little bit grumpy. It is these times their festivities. However, the Whos original How the Grinch Stole Christ- on about 50 12-ounce bottles, This is a very critical part of the
that require a movie to affirm and still gather around their now bare mas either on television, DVD, or the and make sure that you get the brewing process, because once
then melt the acquired cynicism. It is town square and celebrate the holi- Internet and watching the classic bottles with pop-tops, not the you take the wort off of the heat
these times that require the original day anyway. This melts the Grinch’s story of where the value of Christmas screw-cap type. It would also and it stops boiling, everything
1966 cartoon How the Grinch Stole hard heart and he comes to love the lies. Consider the Grinch’s conclu- be wise in invest in a large stock that touches the wort must be
Christmas. whole Christmas season. sion, “He puzzled and puzzled till his pot. sanitized! If you are not careful,
For anyone who is unfamiliar with Throughout the half-hour classic, puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch The next step is to go to a lo- you can ruin your beer. Sanitize
the plot, the story chronicles the there are plenty of pleasures for even thought of something he hadn’t be- cal home brewing supply store everything that will touch the un-
great transformation of the Grinch, a the most ‘Grinch-ily’ cynical viewer. fore! Maybe Christmas, he thought, and purchase a beer ingredi- fermented beer. Your equipment
grumpy green creature who lives on Obviously, the colorful animation is doesn’t come from a store. Maybe ent kit that strikes your fancy. kit should have included a no-
a high mountain above the ever-fes- amusing. Amusing in an “I am re- Christmas... perhaps... means a little First-timers should start with rinse sanitizer for this.
tive town of Whoville. Unfortunately, ally dazed out from studying” sort of bit more!” something basic, such as a After cooling the wort, you
brown ale or IPA. If you’re feel- now can add the yeast. Transfer
ing adventurous, you could go the cooled wort from the stock
for a porter or stout, but those pot into the sanitized 6.5 gallon
are more involved and are more fermentation bucket, and then
easily screwed up. You can also slowly add the yeast just on
buy kits online, but a local shop top of the wort. Do not stir the
is a better option for your first go yeast into the wort, it’s fine right
around because the proprietors on top. Now, attach the airlock
will be able to assist you with the to the top of the fermentation
process. bucket and wait. The fermenta-
All beer recipes start with tion process can take 5-7 days,
these ingredients: after which you transfer the
1. Hops - this is what makes fermented beer to the bottling
beer taste like beer bucket, where you will add bot-
2. Malt extract - malt is the tling sugar to the beer and then
base for the alcohol and much of siphon it into sanitized bottles.
the flavor Wait two weeks, and enjoy the
3. Grains - grains provide the fermented fruits of your labors!
color and some flavor, as well For more information and
as introducing more sugars for more detailed instructions, visit
alcohol http://www.homebrewersasso-
4. Yeast - the yeast con- ciation.org/

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Mines music brings in the Christmas cheer JOSHUA KLEITSCH / OREDIGGER


Joshua Kleitsch Christmas. If this did not get you
Staff Writer in the Christmas spirit, then you
may be visited by three Christmas
The Mines Music program spirits tonight. All of those in the
started the Holiday season off right audience more advanced in years
this year, with a rousing concert were encouraged to sing along
featuring many of the most be- as the band performed Christmas
loved Christmas songs. Featuring Music of the 50’s with vocal perfor-
performances by the orchestra, mances by two star choir soloists.
choir, the Madrigal Singers, the Music director Bob Klimek had
Sweet Adelines, men’s barber- something up his sleeve for the
shop, and the concert band, the rest of the night, as he proceed-
annual Christmas concert is the ed over to the newly reinstalled
culmination of months of practice Green Center organ named ‘Black
and hard work coming to fruition Beauty.’ As Klimek began to tickle
for one amazing occasion. the ivories with various traditional
The strings opened the show and not-so-traditional Christmas
with four movements of a tradition- tunes, various members of the
al piece by Gustav Holst, called St. men’s barbershop group began
Peter’s Suite. The Madrigal Sing- to lead the audience in a Christ-
ers led the Concert Choir with mas sing-a-long, complete with JOSHUA KLEITSCH / OREDIGGER

an excellent performance of two “All I Want for Christmas is My


lesser-known Christmas choral ar- Two Front Teeth,” “Rudolph the
rangements. With the concert well Red-Nosed Reindeer,” “Frosty the
under way, the CSM Concert Choir Snowman,” and “Let It Snow.” The
came on to tickle the senses with barbershop group then performed
a magnificent performance with a an oddly satisfying, politically cor-
collection of old-English Christmas rect version of “We Wish You a
hymns. The Hallelujah chorus from Merry Christmas.”
Handel’s Messiah served as the To end the night with one final
grand finale to the choir’s perfor- hurrah, the band and choir joined
mance, with a soulful interpretation together to lead the audience in a
by Michael Jackson. With the choir medley of every one’s favorite old
clapping and dancing the whole Christmas tunes: “Jingle Bells,”
time, it’s difficult to prevent a smile “Deck the Halls,” “Silent Night,”
from creeping across your face. and to finish it all off, “We Wish you
The Mines Concert Band a Merry Christmas,” traditional po-
brought down the house with a litically-incorrect style. This years’
thundering performance of Carol Seasonal Sing was a wonderful
of the Bells, and then proceeded to success, and a great way to finish
lighten the mood with a head-bob- the semester and start the holiday
bing rendition of A Charlie Brown season! The Mines Concert Band performs in Bunker Auditorium.

Sigh no more, Mumford


Check out the new campus and Sons is here
calendar on oredigger.net/ Conner Secora
The album has a satisfying
proportion of up-lifting melodies,
which in many songs is only a
bass drum and tambourine.

calendar
Staff Writer such as “Sigh No More,” “The The acoustic guitar is well
Cave,” and “Awake My Soul,” to picked, and uses many of
This week’s music review goes melancholic ones in “After the the same strumming patterns
across the pond to Sigh No More Storm” and “I Gave You All,” with throughout the album. However,
by the British group Mumford & a few strongly emotional songs after being immersed in the al-
Sons. A well-delivered collection thrown in as well, with “White bum, these characteristics be-
of original songs that has steadily Blank Page” and “Dust Bowl come pleasant familiarities and
gained international popularity, Dance.” act as the band’s signature on
Sigh No More has established There are several consistent each song.
itself as one of the top albums elements within Mumford & Sons’ Sign No More comes highly
available within the United States. music that set it apart from the recommended not only because
It presents a folksy, upbeat style majority of other popular bands. of its musical quality but because
of music, utilizing purely acoustic Sign No More strongly relies on the intelligence and emotional
instruments, yet avoids the typi- the banjo for many songs’ drives, bluntness encompassed within
cal “feel good” folk band. and uses simplified percussion, the lyrics found in every song.
The combination of many of
the songs’ subtle minor chord COURTESY MUMFORD AND SONS
progressions and the deep,
thought-provoking lyrics gener-
ate a much more complex and
enticing sound; undoubtedly one
of the prominent reasons for the
album’s success.
The audience is left with the
impression that the members of
Mumford & Sons are not merely
trying to entertain the world, but
to deal with heavy, real life prob-
lems, which in turn catapults the
substance of Sigh No More to a
higher level within the listener’s
mind. It also helps that this album
has a well-balanced presentation
of its material.
Each song contains a smooth
crescendo, with two main cho-
ruses. This causes one song to
feel like a combination of two
songs, with one underlying theme
that connects them.

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This week in
Geek Week
of
the

...Chris Navrides, Senior: Computer Science


Colorado history
Deborah Good diamond, with space on each side
Content Manager for grand stands.”
Ian Littman Mines? If you could add another Though surely some motivation
Asst. Business Manager, Two guys were having a light class to those available at Colorado School of Mines foot- for this came from a desire to im-
Web content saber fight with their iPhones, Mines, what would it be? ball fans can be delighted by the prove athletic performance, much
sound effects and everything, be- Mobile phone programming or performance of their team in 1912. of this desire actually arose from a
Put into Computer Science fore class. I totally won. Game Design & Creation/Anima- This week, ninety-eight years ago, desire to protect human life. It had
terms, each week the Oredigger Why did you pick your ma- tion. the Orediggers, then known as been argued since the 1890’s that
selects from Mines a ‘pseudo- jor? If you could have one super- the Miners, defeated Pomona Col- the soil in the football field con-
random’ geek and finds out more Chicks dig [Computer Science] power, what would it be? lege in Claremont, California. The tained some sort of chemical, likely
about them. So, without further majors. Flight... no, super strength... no, Oredigger’s 13-0 underdog victory arsenic, which caused illnesses to
ado, this week’s iteration of that What is your favorite class at flight. Definitely flight. came only mo- Ultimately, in spite of those students
foreach loop is, to our knowledge, Mines? What are your plans after ments after they unlucky enough
the first person on-campus with a Tough one. [Intro to] Modern graduating? arrived in Cali- not being able to prac- to have “suffered
Windows Phone 7...erm...phone. Cryptography and Algorithms were Go work somewhere outside fornia! simple abrasions
Oredigger: Would you con- both extremely interesting and fun. of Colorado, no clue where yet The team ex- tice in California, the of the skin.” This
sider yourself to be a geek? Oh, and Operating Systems. though. perienced a six- discussion was
Chris: No, I thought I was one of How about your least favor- Any words of wisdom for teen hour delay Orediggers triumphed brought to the
the cool kids until now... ite class? your fellow students? due to the wreck forefront by the
Star Trek or Star Wars? Chemistry, hands down. May the force be with you. of a freight train, in the fourth quarter to death of a player
Oh, Star Wars all the way! It’s IAN LITTMAN / OREDIGGER preventing their (and profes-
not even a competition, though the train from pass- the delight of a small sor’s son) Leo
new Star Trek movie was wicked ing through. Ul-
good. timately, in spite
fan base of transplanted Schneider. Of
course, in addi-
What’s your favorite movie? of not being tion to protect-
Boondock Saints.
Coloradoans.
able to practice ing human life,
What’s your favorite geeky in California, the the field would also have allowed
pickup line? Orediggers triumphed in the fourth the Mines-CU game to be held in
Me: Do you like water? Her: quarter to the delight of a small fan Golden instead of Boulder.
Yes! Me: Then you already like 73% base of transplanted Coloradoans. On a more seasonal note, ap-
of me. Perhaps in honor of their victory parently the Colorado Transcript
Windows, Mac, or Linux? in California, the Colorado Tran- had caught a bit of the Scrooge
Windows all the way! script ran an article the same week, spirit in 1912, as they sarcastically
What is the geekiest thing advocating a new football field for commented, “If you have any idea
that you own? the Orediggers. The paper sug- that Santa Claus has passed away,
I have a robotic Nerf gun that gested, “[T]hat the city turn over for get the Christmas number of LIFE.
has a webcam for targeting. It’s SO the use of the [Mines athletic] asso- If there is any conceivable form in
COOL! ciation a section of the city park big which he still remains to be depict-
What is the geekiest thing Geek of the week, Chris Navrides holds his Windows-pow- enough to lay out a gridiron and a ed, we do not know what it is.”
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Men’s Basketball crushes CCU 78-65, remains undefeated


ALL PHOTOS STEVEN WOOLDRIDGE / OREDIGGER

Dale Minschwaner (#23) easily gets a layup. Dale re-


ceived his fourth consecutive double-double Saturday
night.

Gordon Galloway (#52) blocks a shot. Mines record for the season is 5-0 (1-0 in RMAC).
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Women’s Basketball fights until the end


against CCU, narrowly loses 67-70 ALL PHOTOS STEVEN WOOLDRIDGE / OREDIGGER

Stephanie Fogle (#10) shoots a three pointer late in the


second half to help Mines rally back.

Brecca Gaffney (#42) gets a layup . Brecca scored 13 points for the night.

Stephanie Fogle (#10) drives through defenders for a


layup. Stephanie had a career-high 20 points.

Katie Clements (#5) moves up the court despite heavy Kait Soehner (#24) passes the ball to Brecca Gaffney (#42).
pressure.
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december 6, 2010 s p o r t s page 9

Athlete of
the Week
... Ben Zywicki, Senior: Mechanical Engineering, Cross Country
Trevor Crane placing as high as third place. have a chance and all it takes is keep continuing the dream. Most try runner?
Content Manager When he graduates in May, the once. They have the attitude that runners don’t peak until they’re 28 It’s definitely a huge time com-
Mechanical Engineer looks to con- they can’t lose now, so they don’t. or 29 and race-wise, I’m planning mitment. You have to work hard
At 6:30 in the morning, most tinue his running career by training But it only takes once. on moving up to running mara- day in and day out. I’ve taken off 8
people are still sleeping. At 6:30 in for upcoming marathons. For his You still have one more sea- thons. I’ll try to get a few sponsor- days total in the past year. It’s kind
the morning at this time of the sea- success on and off the course, son of track, but what is it like ships to help, but there really is not of ingrained in my life, and I really
son, even the sun is still sleeping. Ben Zywicki is this week’s Athlete to be completely finished with much money in running. enjoy it.
But, at 6:30 in the morning, Se- of the Week. your cross country career? What is your typical practice How is the team aspect of
nior Ben Zywicki’s isn’t observing [Oredigger] What was going I’m going to miss cross coun- schedule? cross country different than
the inside of his eyelids. His alarm through your head during the try. Track is great and all, but I’m On a typical week, I go on 13 other sports?
clock wakes him up and encour- final stretch when you won the really going to miss cross country. runs a week. Every morning at 6:30 I feel like the team aspect is just
agingly nudges him out the door Regional Championship? It’s not as structured as track and I go on a run for five to six miles or as important, if not even more so.
for his daily jog. This ‘jog’ consists [Zywicki] My main focus was not all the races are the same, it’s so. For four days a week, in the In cross country, the team is de-
of over six miles and has greeted trying to get my legs to the ground. all about competing. And it wasn’t afternoon, we go on a recovery run pendent upon your fifth runner to
the cross country runner every [Sean Brown] was a guy I knew until about a month ago when I of about ten to thirteen miles. And get a good score; if he has an off
morning for five years. And as his well. I knew I could out kick him, realized how much I love running the other two to three days, we go day, you can’t win. I don’t know if
career winds to a close, his hard and I was just trying to get my legs with the team. I’m not going to be on interval runs, doing sets of ‘8x any other sport is that dependent
work has begun to pay off. to the ground and beat him out. able to be on team again. 1K’s or ‘5x Mile’s with 90 seconds on their fifth player as much as
A fifth-year senior at CSM, Zy- He’s a really strong runner, but I felt What are your plans after of rest. I end up running about 20 cross country is.
wicki helped lead the Orediggers that I could out kick him at the end. college? miles a day and about 130 miles What is one major takeaway
to third place finishes at the RMAC How long was it before you I don’t have a job lined up yet, a week. that you will have from Mines
and Regional Championships and knew you won? but I’m moving to the Woodlands What has been the toughest as you end your career?
a fourth place finish at the NCAA I thought I won right away, actu- in Texas with my fiancee. And I’ll part about being a cross coun- If you work hard, it will pay off.
Division II Championships Sat- ally. But it was a good two hours COURTESY CSM ATHLETICS
urday in Louisville, Kentucky. At after the race when I found out.
the regional championships last Coach and the team didn’t tell
month, Zywicki inched past West- me, but when a couple of people
ern State’s Sean Brown by 0.01 came up to interview me, I kind
seconds to become the first men’s of guessed that it was official. If it
runner in team history to place ended up that I didn’t win, I would
first in any of the three champion- try and just make the best of it and
ship races. For his efforts, he was use it to fuel me for the next race.
recently named the U.S. Track & How did you prepare for the
Field and Cross Country Coaches National Championships, your
Association (USTFCCCA) Central final cross country race?
Region runner of the year, the first I just go out to have fun. That’s
CSM runner to earn the award. really it. I had a race strategy and
In addition to being named run- everything, but I want to focus on
ner of the year and winning the having the most fun that I can as
individual regional championship, possible.
Zywicki currently holds the record How do you stay focused as
for the fastest 8K time in CSM his- a team, as for the past six years
tory at 23:49 and the second fast- you have finished behind rivals
est at 24:03. In the five years he Adams and Western?
has been apart of the team, the Well, we’re getting closer. And
Orediggers have reached the Na- all the teams have been different
tional Championships each time, for them. We always know we Ben runs at a regional meet.

Men’s Cross Country


place 4th at Nationals
Courtesy CSM Athletics Gildea. Gildea narrowly missed
All-American honors as a true
On a cold and snowy day the freshman at the 2009 Champi-
Colorado School of Mines men’s onships with a 36th-place finish.
cross country team earned a Gildea earns All-American hon-
fourth-place finish at the 2010 ors for the first time running a
NCAA Division II Cross Country personal best of 31:32 improving
National Championship held at his time from last year by over a
E.P. Tom Sawyer State Park on minute.
Saturday morning. Junior Mack McLain, a six-
The CSM squad sat in eighth- time track & field All-American,
place through the first 3 K. The claimed his first All-American
Orediggers climbed their way up honors in cross country. In his
the standings into fourth-place two previous appearances at the
at the halfway point and finished Championships, McLain placed
the race out in that position. 64th and 71st. This time around
Mines had four All-Americans with a time of 31:6 McLain fin-
the most the squad has ever had ished 34th overall.
at the National Championships Rounding out the group of
and was one of just four teams All-Americans was senior Aaron
that had four or more runners Swift. Swift claimed All-American
earn All-American honors. honors for the second time in
The senior Ben Zywicki led his career and for the second
the way for Mines as he finished straight year. Swift placed 37th
22nd overall matching his fin- with a time of 31:37 in the 10 K
ish at the 2008 Championships.
Zywicki’s time of 31:19 was
race.
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It was the sixth consecutive fridge, d/w, stove, large driveway, 1 car attached
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Morals to your story


Minds
Black Friday
at Mines Shira Richman
Ethics Columnist

Dilemma
Jessica Ho
Staff Writer Recently, I was taking a test, during which we were not allowed to use calculators. This is an upperclass-
man-level test, so the professors are fairly trusting. I noticed that a friend was using a calculator, which, as I
Thanksgiving break is a great time to relax and hang out with family
have said, was not allowed on the test. Based on my discussions with him/her prior to the test, I am certain
and friends. Of course, it is also the season to gorge on delicious food. Af-
that this was totally an honest mistake on his/her part.
ter falling into a food coma, many people are ready to wake up bright and
What should I do in this particular situation, and what is ethical in the general case?
early the next day for Black Friday. Every year, on the day after Thanks-
--Witness of Unintentional Cheating
giving, stores bring out some of the best deals of the season on almost
everything. Doors open as early as 3 AM to a crowd of eager shoppers.
Responses
Interesting things are known to have happened on Black Friday, so Minds
at Mines wanted to know what Mines students did on the busiest morning
You should tell your professor what you saw. For starters, it is unfair to all the other students in the class
of the Christmas shopping season.
if one student gets away with using a calculator on a test. Second, if you were not allowed to use calcula-
tors on the test, I imagine this point was stressed. The happiness of the entire class needs to be taken into
consideration in this case. By telling your professor what happened, you are potentially making the situation
more fair for the rest of the class and only diminishing the happiness of one person, your friend who used
a calculator when he or she shouldn’t have.
--Elisa Mullikin
While scouting out the shortest line, my sister
The correct choice depends entirely on how confident you are that the person was unaware that calcula-
scraped her knuckles and started bleeding.
tors were not allowed. Not to be rude, but most students know whether or not calculators are allowed. But
It was kind of funny.
still, if you believe him/her, then I do too.
Chelsea Newgord
If it was an honest mistake, you should tell this person that you saw him/her using a calculator. The
person will find out that he/she did something wrong and decide whether or not to tell the professor. You
should not tell the professor because it is not your grade, but you should encourage him or her to tell the
professor. Your professor will likely appreciate your friend’s honesty and may lighten any punishment as a
result.
--Akash Jha

Was it really unintentional cheating? I think that it is hard to forget that a calculator cannot be used on a
test. I’m questioning how well you really know this person. You need to talk to him or her and try to figure
out what the true intention was. I may be mistaken, but I think you will find this was case of intentional
cheating and that your “friend” should be reported.
I go into the store at two in the morning,
--Batman
and there’s this little grandma with curly
white hair. She’s sitting in one of those mo-
I don’t think you should turn your friend in. While using a calculator when one isn’t supposed to is a se-
tor carts speeding down the aisle… it was
vere mistake, it is the job of the proctors to catch it. The test proctors should be alerted that an anonymous
really intense. I was intimidated. And
person broke a rule so that they can crack down on the next test and prevent another mishap.
all she wanted was denture cleaner.
--Scoop
She was fierce.
Jeryl Sandoval
I can see how this would be a hard decision for you to make, but I think you should tell your friend what
you witnessed. Then you and your friend, you should go and talk with your professor together. This way you
can’t be accused of cheating, too, and your friend will have support for his or her case.
According to Kant, this would be the most ethical solution because you are not deceiving your friend or
your professor. Additionally, you are respecting each of them, holding them accountable for their ability to
think rationally and deal fairly with complex situations. This solution also appeals to utilitarian reasoning in
Black Friday’s not what it used to be. I
that it makes the test most fair for the population affected—you and the other students in the class.
went at six and [Game Stop] opened at five,
--Hallie Byth
and there was no one there… I got a really,
really old video game… I got it almost for free.
Although you believe your friend made an honest mistake, I think you should ask him or her about it to
Kevin Gill
see what his or her reaction is. If your friend feels that he or she had an unfair advantage with the calculator
on the test, he or she will probably feel guilty enough to be sure not to do it again.
Chances are that the calculator really did not help your friend that much anyway if the test could be done
without it, and if it was an honest mistake I see no reason to tell your professor what happened. It is your
friend who missed out on the learning opportunity by using the calculator, not everyone else.
--Cayla Wood

To my surprise, I have been in a similar situation before. One of my friends used a calculator on a test on
which calculator use was not authorized. But my situation was much different because the teacher caught
We went to Best Buy, and I haven’t played
my friend.
Guitar Hero for the whole semester, so we wait-
I believe you should confront your friend and ask why he or she used the calculator on the test and, de-
ed in line for 15 minutes to play it. And we saved
pending on what he or she says, you should judge what to do from there. It seems important for your own
a friend from working by pretending to buy
peace of mind, though, to understand what the ethical reasoning of your friend is or was in the situation.
a phone from her.
--Sarah Leatherbery
Caty McNeil

Next Issue’s Dilemma

Don’t worry; I don’t live in the dorms or in Mines Park.


Recently a friend was studying at my apartment. He noticed some bugs on my reclining chair and said
they were bedbugs. As soon as I was convinced that he was right, which took about two minutes of a
Google search, my friend helped me carry the chair to the alley. We could not lift it into the Dumpster, so
we left it beside said Dumpster. My friend didn’t stay much longer, and he texted me on the way to his car
to tell me that the chair was gone.
A bunch of people were shopping in cos-
What should I do? Am I ethically obligated to put up a notice in my building to warn people that the
tumes so they could find each other in the
recliner has bedbugs? Or do I let them alley-shop at their own risk?
store. It was hilarious... funny hats, funny
--Recently Exterminated
shoes, boas, wings. It was pretty entertain-
ing.
We would love to know what you think Recently Exterminated should do and the reasons that make you
Carol Skelton
think so.

Do you have an ethical dilemma in your personal, academic, or professional life? You don’t have to figure
it out on your own. Send your ethical dilemmas and responses to Recently Exterminated to: srichman@
mines.edu.

Be sure to let me know if you want your name printed or not and if you have a preferred nickname what it
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is. We look forward to hearing from you.

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Website has arguable morals, big decision


Barbara Anderson if people like Katy Perry or Lady parents. I don’t see how you (the last day that Pete and Alisha supporters believe that abortion
Design Editor Gaga better. In fact, a poll about could go from being indifferent can legally abort their baby) ap- is murder and should be entirely
favorite movie stars under 25 towards the existence of your proached, the poll read a major- illegal. Pro-choice supporters be-
Recently, a friend showed me pops up on your very site! It’s just baby, to loving, caring parents. ity of 73.79% of voters favored lieve it is up to the mother to de-
a website, birthornot.com, cre- as easy to vote for Emma Watson Would you tell your child about giving birth with over 275,000 cide what to do with her baby, be
ated by a Minnesota couple, Pete as it is to vote on the life or death this poll? That you didn’t want total votes. Among these voters, it abortion or not. A common and
and Alisha. Pete and Alisha have of your baby. It should be obvious or care enough about he or she many have left comments, sev- important misconception is that
been married for about 8 years, that the gravity of these two de- that you left the decision up to eral hateful, condemning this site pro-choice is synonymous with
and are expecting a child. On cisions is in no way comparable. the opinions of strangers? If the and the decision at stake, and for pro-abortion.
their site, they post news about I don’t think I need to bring up thought of telling your child that good reason. Pete even posted When Pete, a self-proclaimed
their pregnancy, including up- that your baby is already alive, fact seems inconceivable, then a reply saying that approximately pro-life supporter, and Alisha say
dates on doctor visits and cur- and therefore, you are leaving clearly, so is everything you’re 6% of the messages they receive “your vote on the topic of abor-
rent ultrasound photos. This site perfect strangers to sentence doing here. are people offering to person- tion can make a difference” they
is also a poll in which web-users him or her to death. Such anti- What I can’t fathom is that ally adopt their unwanted baby. don’t realize they are not leaving
can vote on whether Pete and abortion arguments are signifi- in your bio, you write about an Again, I don’t understand how, the voting up to the pro-life/pro-
Alisha should keep or abort their cant, but not what is truly im- unsuccessful, unplanned preg- among all this criticism, they can choice debate; it is simply a life/
unborn child. moral about this whole situation. nancy about 10 years ago, and still go through with this poll, death debate. Furthermore, pro-
With recent moral dilemma Whether or not to abort your baby two unsuccessful, planned preg- leaving such an important deci- choice implies that the decision is
column, Morals to Your Story, in is your decision; it is a huge deci- nancies earlier this year. This tells sion up to anyone with internet up to the parents of the unborn
mind, I found I had a lot to say sion, but it is yours to make. Let- me that you not only did at one access. baby, whereas this site is built
about birthornot.com. I know ting the general public make this point want children, but only a My last issue with this site around the indecision of these
there are two sides to every ar- decision for you just shows that few months ago! I’m not sure pertains the quote at the top of parents. Therefore, I’m not sure
gument, but I am trying hard and you really don’t care whether or what changed, but after three the homepage. It reads, “you who is in support of their abor-
failing to find any way that this is not your baby is born. You don’t failed pregnancies, I can’t believe can vote and choose whether we tion, because as far as I can see,
not immoral. To Pete and Alisha, I have to be pro-life to see what is you could consider terminating a abort or keep our unborn child. it is not consistent with pro-life
have a few things to say. wrong here. fourth, potentially healthy baby. For the first time, your vote on the or pro-choice standards. So, by
Does it not strike you as odd One of the most unsettling Having a baby is one of the big- topic of abortion can make a dif- letting others “make a difference”
that your means for making this parts of this is that, should you gest blessings one can receive, ference.” The controversy on the with their vote, you’re just letting
decision are the same that one decide to keep your baby, you and you do not deserve it. topic of abortion has two sides, uneducated people choose to
would use if they wanted to know will undoubtedly make terrible When the deadline for voting pro-life and pro-choice. Pro-life end your baby’s life.

TSA violates legal rights Quit groping my


person, TSA
Zachary Boerner arguments of “It’s for your own bomber” Paris to Miami
Copy Editor safety” get brought out, let’s ex- December 25, 2009 - “Under-
amine what’s happened. First, the wear Bomber” Amsterdam to Ro-
On the Wednesday before claim that the machines used in full- mulus, Michigan
Thanksgiving, I had the fun and ex- body scans cannot store or save Those are the only two that I
citing experience of going through images is blatantly false. In their have found (relating to flight). Note PO-ed Mines Student scanner, knowing that some per-
the TSA’s enhanced security check- own privacy report, the TSA wrote, that these originated outside of the vert could be looking at things I
point. Overall, it was an uneventful “While the equipment has the ca- country, where security is more There’s this little article in in would rather keep covered.
experience, but, I still have some pability of collecting and storing an “lax” than it is here in the US. These the Constitution of the United This wouldn’t be as bad as all
problems with it. image, the image storage functions plots were foiled before they did any States of America called the 4th that, except that there are per-
Point One – Constitutional will be disabled by the manufacturer damage and both were caught us- Amendment. This little article verts in the TSA. Surely by now
Rights before the devices are placed in ing more conventional techniques. goes something like this, “The everyone has heard the horror
The text of the fourth amend- an airport”. If a machine can save And finally, these are not originating right of the people to be secure stories of people getting groped
ment to the US Constitution reads, at one point, there is no reason to in the US. in their persons, houses, papers, and mistreated by unscrupulous
“The right of the people to be secure assume it can’t at another. After all, Conclusion and effects, against unreasonable agents, and some sicko being
in their persons, houses, papers, Gizmodo, armed with only a Free- I do not agree with these new searches and seizures, shall not fired because of certain things he
and effects, against unreasonable dom of Information Act Request practices. There are horror stories be violated, and no Warrants shall was doing while a football team
searches and seizures, shall not be form (commonly referred to as just that keep appear each day on the issue, but upon probable cause, was going through the scanner.
violated, and no Warrants shall is- a “FOIA”) obtained a little over 100 news about people or things that supported by Oath or affirma- This is nothing short of outra-
sue, but upon probable cause, sup- images of Orlando, Florida, citizens the TSA is flagging and overall, tion, and particularly describing geous. Under the pretext of pro-
ported by Oath or affirmation, and after it was revealed that US Mar- none of it is making us any safer. the place to be searched, and the tecting the American people, the
particularly describing the place to shals were saving images. So, finally, I will leave you with a persons or things to be seized”. TSA has stripped away every
be searched, and the persons or Note that they were being saved quote by Benjamin Franklin, “They Maybe the definition of “unrea- shred of privacy that the common
things to be seized”. by people. “The image cannot who can give up essential liberty to sonable searches” has changed American once had. Apparently,
Essentially, protection against be stored, transmitted or printed, obtain a little temporary safety, de- in the past 200 years, but it seems the constitution doesn’t matter
unreasonable search and seizure. and is deleted immediately once serve neither liberty nor safety.” that the Transportation Security anymore...
I’m all for probable cause searches. viewed,” is what the FAQ portion Administration (TSA) violates the What is the everyday Ameri-
If you are acting shady or for some of the TSA’s website on “Advanced Editorials Policy 4th amendment every time a law- can traveler to do? For now, if you
The Oredigger is a designated public forum. Edi-
reason one of your possessions Imaging Technology (AIT)” reads. tors have the authority to make all content deci- abiding citizen walks through a want to fly anywhere in the coun-
happens to trip a few alarms, by This goes beyond incompetency. sions without censorship or advance approval security checkpoint at any major try, you will be subjected to a full-
and may edit submitted pieces for length so long
all means, go through a full-body Either someone is lying or the TSA as the original meaning of the piece is unchanged. airport in the United States. body scan or a full pat-down, no
scanner or have an “enhanced” is really that oblivious to the possi- Opinions contained within the Opinion Section do I flew home to Wisconsin for holds (or gropes, as the case may
not necessarily reflect those of Colorado School
pat-down, but these should not be bilities. Neither one are comforting of Mines or The Oredigger. The Oredigger does Thanksgiving break last week, be) barred. For the future, we can
first-line measures. thoughts. not accept submissions without identification and and I was a little apprehensive fight these new procedures, and
will consider all requests for anonymity in publica-
Point Two – Privacy Point Three – Where are tion on a case-by-case basis. Submissions less about what I would be required to hopefully work towards a system
This is my major complaint with these attacks originating from? than 300 words will receive preference. do to get through security. I was that ensures our security but also
what the TSA is doing. Before the December 22, 2001 - “Shoe initially pleased when, departing protects our privacy. Who knows

Have an opinion?
DIA, I didn’t have to go through what goes on that we don’t even
the full-body scanner or have a hear about.
full pat-down. However, when I You know, there must be a
went through security at the Mil- better way to screen out poten-
waukee, WI airport, I was simply tial threats before they board a
Write an editorial! We are always looking to hear from our read- directed to the scanner and there
was no question, no debate. I had
plane. One friend of mine sug-
gested profiling based on cer-
ers and would be happy to publish your thoughts on pressing mat- thought that you were only re-
quired to have the full body scan
tain actions that are indicative
of someone planning some das-
ters around campus. if you set off the metal detector, tardly act. I wonder if the facial
but I now know that is not the expressions of a person planning
case. It seems that, as airports to murder innocent people would
You can also write a letter to the editor to voice your opinion are receiving and installing the
new scanners, they are simply
be the same as those of an ordi-
nary person who just wants to go
about The Oredigger. We’re open to suggestions and want to know requiring everyone to go through.
You have no choice; either have
home. While not an exact science
by any stretch, it would be bet-
your thoughts. someone walk their eyes over ter than violating personal privacy
every inch of your body, or have and breaking the law.
someone walk their fingers over Turns out flying this Christmas
Send your opinions to oredig@mines.edu! every inch of your body. Mildly
irritating, no? I must confess, I
season may no longer be a fami-
ly-friendly activity. TSA, let’s keep
felt violated as I stepped into the it PG.

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Student body pushes to Sudoku


cancel finals
Janeen Neri no longer count for a fifth or more weak and they smell like flowers
Free-Time Activist of the class grade. and rainbows.” Added another
Faculty members are almost mountain dweller, Urthemiel, “So
In an unprecedented move, the universally opposed. “The system’s what if they spend fifty years learn-
student body government is pass- not perfect,” said thermo teacher ing wisdom with me, eh? Actually,
ing a petition around campus ask- Tara Perry, “I’ll admit that. But you they probably wouldn’t because,
ing for the cancellation of all finals have to balance benchmarking uh, my minions all want to kill them
this semester. “To fritter away so ability with instructor availability. and have poisonous blood that
much time on standardized test- Are there more accurate, nuanced, causes people to either die scream-
ing,” the petition reads, “is to de- lower-stress ways of checking ing in agony or else start having viv-
grade and demean the immense student performance? Now, how id nightmares about me until they
creativity and passion that learning time-consuming are they to imple- die in agony a few decades later.
should entail.” ment? I mean, I would personally But thirty years. Yeah. What’s thirty
Those backing the petition ad- be delighted if each of my students years, give or take? Besides, I have
mit that even if the entire student could spend fifty or so years learn- some really good opportunities for
body were to sign it, the request will ing wisdom from an old guy who women, way more secure than
probably be no more than a pub- lives in a cave in the mountains, but those engineering jobs.”
licity stunt. In fact, a large number these kids have to get on with their Students signing the petition do
of graduating seniors have offered lives.” not seem to be bothered that their
violent opposition to the measure, Oddly enough, there are rumors signature could be prompted by
pointing out that it will cheapen their that it is exactly such advice-givers sinister magical forces. “Not having
degree if Mines is made any easier who initially pushed the measure. finals would be cool,” said fresh-
than it already is. Another segment “Do you think these students could man Cory Cailan, “and I mean, it’s a
of the student body opposes the come up with such a brilliant plan long shot, but think how awesome
measure because they fear it will themselves?” said a man who it would be if this petition worked!
make classes harder rather than asked to be identified only as Old People would talk about us for See solution at oredigger.net/satire
easier, since rote memorization will Man, “No, because they are too years to come!”

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