Joshua Hates Open World Games

@BeninCitizen
Oct 22, 2015
A list of terms explained.

Capitalism: your mum washes your clothes. You pay her a dollar. She complains. You call the
police and claim she's rioting.

Communism: your mum does the washing. You do the washing. Every night you salute a photo
of your dad.

Socialism: your mum does the washing. You do the cooking. Everyone is theoretically happy.

Fascism: your mum does the washing whilst fearing for her life.

Nazism: your mum does the washing. You gas the laundry room.

Feudalism: your mum does the washing and pays you tax.

Liberalism: you watch your mum do the washing and feel really really bad. "Something.must be
done" u say. Something may or may not get done

Libertarianism: your mum does the washing. You believe you did it.

Colonialism: you barge into mum’s room. Claim you “discovered” it. Dump your dirty clothes on
the floor.

Religion: your mum does the washing. You thank god.

Atheism: your mum does the washing. You make a YouTube video demanding peer reviewed
evidence she did, in fact, do the washing.

misogyny: you hate your mum whether or not she does the washing.

Patriarchy: your mum doesn't exist. The washing is mysteriously done

Men's rights activism: your mum does the washing. You call her a whore.
Matriarchy: your mum does the washing. You do the washing. you are really happy pilling your
weight in the house

Gamergateism: your mum mentioned in her blog she did the washing. You doxed her

Feminism: your mum insists you grow up and do your own washing.

White feminism: your mum hired a woman of color to do the washing

Anti feminism: your mum has left you. A year later, You wrote "fucking whore" with the dirty
clothes on the floor

Hollywoodism: you are Colin Farrell. Your mum is Angelina Jolie. There is sexual tension. An
unnamed black maid does the washing

Islamophobia: your mum does the washing. She left out a sock. You brand her a hygiene
terrorist.

Racism: your mum does the washing. She blames black people

Cultural appropriationism: While your mum does the washing, You steal her dirty clothes mimic
her in public. Public gives you money.

Neo capitalism: your mum does the washing. You pay her a dollar. You get her to do your mates
washing. Your mate pays you £50

Corporationism: your mum considers not doing the washing. u pay your mate £35 to lobby on
ur behalf. No dice. u sue for "emotional sabotage"

Americanism: your mum does the washing. It's in the constitution. END OF DISCUSSION.

Ableism: your mum is doing the washing. She has dementia. You call her a "retard."

Mis-genderism: "cheers dude" you say, as your mum does the washing. She tells you she's not a
dude. "Whatever dude", you say.

Mansplaining- your mum does the washing. You tell her how best to do the washing. You have
never done the washing.

Sexism: of course your mum does the washing. Duh.

Cat-calling: your mum does the washing. You wolf whistle at her. You are oblivious as to how
fucking creepy this is.
Rape culture: it's mum's fault she does the washing/she asked to do the washing/she doesn't
do the washing as much as she says she does

Misandry: that one time your mum refused to do the washing has convinced you she hates you

Egalitarianism: that one time you did the washing is proof its all equal and no one needs
feminism any more

Hip hop: everyday im hustling/ every day I'm hustling/ when I bring the basket/mama put the
washing in.

Callout culture: your mum's washing is problematic so you unfollow/block/subtweet/dose her

mentions in acid.

Homophobia: you think it's unnatural that your mum doesn't do the washing. Against gods will,
even

LAST ONE FOR REAL: Hotepism: Black women are queens. The white man is a devil. The black
race must open their eyes. Mum does the washing.

HELP ME I CAN'T STOP! Narcissism: You look good in the clothes your mum washed.

Americanism: Tony, an imaginary tiger, is voted in as head of home finances Your mum, who is
an actual accountant, does the washing.

Trumpism: your mum does the washing whilst an orange ogre grabs her genitals No one is
appalled by this

Brexit: you refuse to put your clothes in the basket In retaliation, your mum no longer does
your washing You wear smelly clothes

Alt Rightism: your mum does the washing. All the clothes are white She also has to wear a pepe
costume. Because you find it funny

Polling: there's a 70% chance you will do your washing on Saturday night Come Sunday morning
it was all done by your mum

Corbynism: your brother wants to radically change who does the washing Your brother also
hangs out with anti semites and looks shabby

NASA: Your mum washes your astronaut suit and we only find out 50+ years later.

Toxic Masculinity: Your brother helped your mum do the washing so you called him a pussy to
his face/drank all the beer/demanded a fight etc
Oedipus-ism: Your mum used to do your dad's washing. But you killed your dad. Now your mum
does your washing. Weirder than it sounds.

Same sex marriage: Your mums do the washing.

Bigotry: Your mum washes the socks first. Nicky's mum washes socks last. For that reason
alone, Fuck Nicky's Mum.

Utopia: peace on earth and mum's do the washing.

Post apocalypse: nuclear winter. Final days of mankind. Trump's bunker. Melania does the
washing

Detective Comics: Alfred does the washing, cuz Bruce's parents are DEEEEEEAAAAAAD

Africanism- you go 2 Alfred's house Alfred's mum does the washing You ask your mum if she
would do the washing You do not survive the night

#2016: your mum* does** the washing*** * Worst year ever ** Kills *** Every cool person
who ever lived

Superman: most powerful man in the world flies his laundry home at super speed so mum can
do the washing

Nudism: you wear nothing but your birthday suit. Birthday suits don't wash themselves Mum
does the washing

Impeachment: Yr mum refuses the wash ur clothes because she saw a semen stain on a blue
dress but will whitewash ur Russian Holiday wear

Terfism: your mum doesn't want your other mum doing the washing because genitals

Male Feminism: you do the washing, you tell everyone, everyone, EVERYONE that you did the
washing.

Brexit 2018 Mum does the washing u want a unicorn Dad says he can deliver a unicorn sis says
if there's no unicorn she's leaving Neighbors wonder why you don't come back to the coop
launderette u sold the washer at home, Mum does washing in toilet bowl A lot of brownshrts
emerge

Coronavirus: mum's supposed to do the washing but you didn't wash your hands so now mum's
dead Also you're on lockdown