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<font color="#ffff00"><i>So... I know what you're thinking.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>being chased by a mad man
with a mustache from the civil war?</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Gotta be honest, it feels like
I've been running my whole life.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Is this too much? Am I going too fast?</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>It's kinda what I do.
You know what? Let's back up.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>This is the island where I am from.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>It had everything: sandy beaches,
cascading waterfalls,</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>public access to loop-de-loops.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>And I never had to catch a school bus</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>because I can run across the entire island
in less than two seconds.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Also, there was no school.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>I know, pretty sweet island, right?</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>I was born with extraordinary powers,
and was told to keep them in secret.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>And like any kid, I did the exact opposite.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>That's Longclaw, she took care of me.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>She was basically Obi-Wan Kenobi,
if Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Sonic, someone could've seen you!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No one saw me. I am too fast!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And, I wanted to bring you this.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Get down!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Turns out with great power
comes great power-hungry bad guys.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>And I let them right to us.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Listen carefully, Sonic.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You have a power unlike anything
I've ever seen.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And that means someone
will always want it.</font>
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<font color="#ffff00">The only way to stay safe
is to stay hidden.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">This word is on the farthest side
of the universe. You should be safe there.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">-I don't wanna go without you!
-You must!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">These rings will be your most important
possession.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">If you ever discovered, use one.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Never stop running. Now go!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Longclaw!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">-Goodbye, Sonic.
-No!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">C'mon, one car?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm bored.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Tom, do you read me?
Are you there?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht
in Barbados</font>
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<font color="#ffff00">with Rihanna.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">OMG. That's amazing, please send pics.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No, Wade, I'm at the speed trap.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Already? How did you get back so fast?
Barbados is in the ocean.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hang on, I think I got something.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hey, buddy, where's the fire?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We've got kids living around here.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It was kinda funny, sorry.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">What?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Tom, we need you down on Main Street.
There's been a violent gang shoot-out.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Just kidding, a dog stole a bagel.
But they do need it back.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Buddy, you almost got yourself killed
out there.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">What are you, some kind
of an adrenaline junkie?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Must be rough being slow all the time.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'll tell you what,
today is your lucky day.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Have you ever felt so alive?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">This is great, you're doing amazing.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, jeez!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Good recovery!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Let's keep this our little secret, okay?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You never saw me.
I was never here.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>So, what were you expecting?</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>A dirty little hedgehog eating berries,
and struggling to survive?</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Think again, because I am living
my best life on Earth.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>I've got a library.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>A home gym.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>And a state of the art security system.</i></font>
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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, no!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>And if I ever discovered,
I'll follow Longclaw's instructions,</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>and use my rings
to escape to a new planet.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>A nice, safe little world
filled only with mushrooms.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Gross, smelly mushrooms...</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I hate mushrooms.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>But let's not worry about all of that.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>This is Green Hills.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>The greatest place on Earth.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>These are my people, and there, I say,
I am their lovable space creature.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>So what if they don't know I exist?</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>My favorite person is the Donut Lord.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Protector of this town,</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>and defender of all creatures,
big and small.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Morning, Donald, Daisy, Daffy.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>She is super nice to animals,
and strangely was born without bones.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>There is one person in town
who's actually onto me.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>He calls me The Blue Devil.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00">-I almost caught him last night.
-<i>Say hello to Crazy Carl.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>We have fun together.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I know you're out there!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And I know you're real!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No, I'm not.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Movie night is my favorite.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Please, please...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yes! Keanu, you are a national treasure.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>-When I find you--
-Pop quiz hot-shot.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>There's a bomb on the bus.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Pop quiz hot-shot.
The classic line.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Basically, we're like a family,</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>even though we haven't met yet.</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You don't think your prolonged isolation
is making you a bit crazy perhaps?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Crazy? Me? No way, Doc.
You got me all wrong.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And despite all these
so called friends of yours,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">deep down you are still rather lonely?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever?</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hey! No, no...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Get out of there! Come on!
Oh, come on! Get out of there!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Get out of there, you trash pandas!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Maddie, as Green Hills
most respected veterinary,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">what is the fastest way
to exterminate a racoon?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hi, Ozzy. Hello.
You're glad to see me?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You don't eat garbage, do you?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">What's that?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">-Is that what I think it is?
-Open it.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">-It's kinda small, is that bad?
-Just... open it.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Dear Thomas, we have reviewed
your application</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">to the San Francisco Police Department,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and pending inter departmental review
and background check.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And we are happy to inform you that you
have been selected to join our team.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Wow! Oh my God!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">San Francisco sucks?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Wrong one.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">-You never had a doubt, huh?
-No!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">-I can't believe this!
-I know. You did it!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">What are those?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Apartments for rent I found on Zillow.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I though Ozzy and I
can fly there tomorrow,</font>

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00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:19,025
<font color="#ffff00">and check out some neighborhoods.</font>

128
00:11:19,622 --> 00:11:21,785
<font color="#ffff00">I mean, this is all happening so fast.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Man, it's the craziest thing,
you apply for the job, you get the job.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">-Well, pending a background check.
-Oh, man,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">hope they don't find out about that time
you used the neighbor's WiFi.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Correction, I'm still using
the neighbor's WiFi.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">But, Maddie...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Are you sure you're okay with this?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Thomas Michael Wachowski,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">what did you do the entire time
I was in a veterinary school?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I worked the second job
to pay the rent, and--</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">A third job to pay tuition.</font>

139
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<font color="#ffff00">You sacrificed for me,
I'm happy to sacrifice for you.</font>

140
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<font color="#ffff00">Babe, are you sure you're okay with this?</font>

141
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<font color="#ffff00">I mean, there's been a Wachowski
protecting this town for more than 50 years.</font>

142
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<font color="#ffff00">This is a big change.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm positive.</font>

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00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,235
<font color="#ffff00">It's time for this guy to get out there
and prove himself.</font>

145
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<font color="#ffff00">I love Green Hills, but...</font>

146
00:12:12,368 --> 00:12:14,669
<font color="#ffff00">You know, I wanna help people
in real trouble.</font>

147
00:12:15,029 --> 00:12:17,789
<font color="#ffff00">I want someone to turn to me
in a life-or-death situation,</font>

148
00:12:17,947 --> 00:12:19,509
<font color="#ffff00">and I'll be there for them.</font>

149
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<font color="#ffff00">-I get it. I'm so proud of you.
-Thank you.</font>

150
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<font color="#ffff00">And so it is with a heavy heart,
that I tell you all</font>

151
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<font color="#ffff00">that I've accepted a position
at the San Francisco Police Department</font>

152
00:12:31,582 --> 00:12:33,110
<font color="#ffff00">effective immediately.</font>

153
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<font color="#ffff00">It's gonna be tough to leave my home town,
and all my friendships.</font>

154
00:12:37,158 --> 00:12:39,952
<font color="#ffff00">But this is something
I feel like I need to do,</font>

155
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<font color="#ffff00">to grow, as both an officer, and a man.</font>

156
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<font color="#ffff00">What do you think, Sergeant Sprinkles?</font>

157
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<font color="#ffff00">That wasn't so bad, right?</font>

158
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<font color="#ffff00">Now all I gotta do is...</font>

159
00:12:57,054 --> 00:12:58,872
<font color="#ffff00">tell everyone who isn't a donut.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Whoa, the play-offs.</font>
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<font color="#ffff00">So cool.</font>

162
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<font color="#ffff00">We're at the ninth, tie score.</font>

163
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<font color="#ffff00">And exactly who you want at the plate
with a game on the line, Sonic.</font>

164
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<font color="#ffff00">But staring him down
from the pitcher's mound</font>

165
00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:05,776
<font color="#ffff00">is the most fearsome southpaw
in Green Hills, also Sonic.</font>

166
00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:07,301
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, focus, Sonic.</font>

167
00:14:07,456 --> 00:14:11,046
<font color="#ffff00">If you win this game you'll be
the most beloved kid in Green Hills.</font>

168
00:14:14,908 --> 00:14:18,586
<font color="#ffff00">Hit it to the guy in left,
he's a real space case.</font>

169
00:14:21,845 --> 00:14:23,457
<font color="#ffff00">I can't with that guy.</font>

170
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<font color="#ffff00">Hey, batter Sonic, hey, batter Sonic,
is so in batter Sonic.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I got it, I got it...</font>

172
00:14:37,802 --> 00:14:39,318
<font color="#ffff00">I don't got it.</font>

173
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<font color="#ffff00">Go home! Go home!</font>

174
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,970
<font color="#ffff00">Come on!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Safe!</font>

176
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<font color="#ffff00">Yes! Yes! I did it!</font>

177
00:15:02,996 --> 00:15:05,701
<font color="#ffff00">Did you see that? I did it! I did it.</font>

178
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<font color="#ffff00">I really am alone.</font>

179
00:15:21,484 --> 00:15:24,085
<font color="#ffff00">All alone. Forever.</font>

180
00:15:58,329 --> 00:16:01,380
<font color="#ffff00">I'm sure no one noticed
that giant blue explosion, right?</font>

181
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,458
<font color="#ffff00">-Hey, Wade.
-Hi, Tom. Wade here.</font>

182
00:16:15,505 --> 00:16:17,178
<font color="#ffff00">What is going on?</font>

183
00:16:17,318 --> 00:16:19,706
<font color="#ffff00">-Oh Gosh, I think the power is out.
-Yap, dur.</font>

184
00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:22,353
<font color="#ffff00">The lights are out.
The whole town is freaking out.</font>

185
00:16:22,753 --> 00:16:24,446
<font color="#ffff00">-What should I do?
-Okay. Relax.</font>

186
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<font color="#ffff00">Take a deep breath, call Gil,</font>

187
00:16:26,536 --> 00:16:29,024
<font color="#ffff00">see if they can locate
the down line, then...</font>

188
00:16:29,515 --> 00:16:32,317
<font color="#ffff00">call Zim, and see if he can get
his generator over to the Super Cue</font>

189
00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:37,339
<font color="#ffff00">-so the food stays fresh.
-Call Zim before Gil?</font>

190
00:16:37,887 --> 00:16:40,300
<font color="#ffff00">-Call Gil-- Hello? Wait. Wait!
-I'll call you back.</font>

191
00:16:40,446 --> 00:16:42,985
<font color="#ffff00">Hello? Was that the end
of the instructions?</font>

192
00:16:44,014 --> 00:16:46,675
<font color="#ffff00">Okay. All right. You can do this.</font>

193
00:16:47,521 --> 00:16:50,734
<font color="#ffff00">What was the first thing he said to do?</font>

194
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,370
<font color="#ffff00">Right. Relax.</font>

195
00:17:14,681 --> 00:17:17,585
<font color="#ffff00">Twenty minutes ago an energy surge
knocked our power</font>

196
00:17:17,735 --> 00:17:20,304
<font color="#ffff00">across the entire Pacific Northwest.
What do we know?</font>

197
00:17:20,503 --> 00:17:22,868
<font color="#ffff00">Our first instinct was it was an EMP.</font>

198
00:17:23,639 --> 00:17:26,369
<font color="#ffff00">But electromagnetic pulses
don't have that kind of power.</font>

199
00:17:26,551 --> 00:17:29,001
<font color="#ffff00">NASA has ruled out
meteor strikes or solar flares.</font>

200
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,074
<font color="#ffff00">The Department of Energy says
it's not a power plant malfunction.</font>

201
00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:35,009
<font color="#ffff00">Sounds like we're really good
at figuring out what it wasn't.</font>

202
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,227
<font color="#ffff00">This could be a prelude
to a larger attack.</font>

203
00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:40,584
<font color="#ffff00">I'm suggesting we scramble
the fifth and sixth regiment. - No, no...</font>

204
00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:44,925
<font color="#ffff00">This needs a much more sophisticated mind.
Someone who understands technology.</font>

205
00:17:45,082 --> 00:17:47,769
<font color="#ffff00">-You wanna send in a lab rat?
-Not just any lab rat.</font>

206
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,094
<font color="#ffff00">A lab rat with the teeth.</font>

207
00:17:49,196 --> 00:17:51,612
<font color="#ffff00">You're not suggesting who I think
you're suggesting.</font>

208
00:17:51,726 --> 00:17:53,636
<font color="#ffff00">-I know he's a little weird--
-Weird?</font>

209
00:17:53,754 --> 00:17:56,217
<font color="#ffff00">-No, no. No way!
-He's a psychological terrifier.</font>

210
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:59,650
<font color="#ffff00">But he's also brilliant. Five PhDs.
IQ off the charts.</font>

211
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,438
<font color="#ffff00">And his drone tech is revolutionary.</font>

212
00:18:02,592 --> 00:18:06,310
<font color="#ffff00">-You're sure he can handle this?
-He has a perfect operations record.</font>

213
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,521
<font color="#ffff00">-Remember the coup in Pakistan?
-No.</font>

214
00:18:08,657 --> 00:18:11,382
<font color="#ffff00">-Or the uprising in Azerbaijanistan?
-It's not even a country.</font>

215
00:18:11,514 --> 00:18:14,508
<font color="#ffff00">Exactly. And you can thank
Robotnik for that.</font>

216
00:18:14,646 --> 00:18:17,909
<font color="#ffff00">I can't believe you're bringing
that freak into this.</font>

217
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:20,540
<font color="#ffff00">Neither can I, but...</font>

218
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,487
<font color="#ffff00">We have no choice.</font>

219
00:18:30,531 --> 00:18:32,095
<font color="#ffff00">Guys, coming up!</font>

220
00:18:33,557 --> 00:18:35,052
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, Major.</font>

221
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,334
<font color="#ffff00">What a--</font>

222
00:19:10,848 --> 00:19:12,163
<font color="#ffff00">Are you in charge here?</font>

223
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:14,700
<font color="#ffff00">-Yes, I am.
-No. Wrong!</font>

224
00:19:14,869 --> 00:19:16,143
<font color="#ffff00">-Name--
-I'm in charge!</font>

225
00:19:16,292 --> 00:19:17,640
<font color="#ffff00">-Me!
-Is Major--</font>

226
00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:19,776
<font color="#ffff00">-Ben--
-I'm in charge.</font>

227
00:19:20,879 --> 00:19:22,989
<font color="#ffff00">You've never seen anything
like this before?</font>

228
00:19:23,224 --> 00:19:27,567
<font color="#ffff00">It says I'm a top banana in a world
full of hungry little monkeys.</font>

229
00:19:27,692 --> 00:19:29,410
<font color="#ffff00">Allow me to clarify.</font>

230
00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:32,921
<font color="#ffff00">In a sequentially ranked hierarchy
based on level of critical importance</font>

231
00:19:33,051 --> 00:19:36,109
<font color="#ffff00">the disparity between us
is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone.</font>

232
00:19:36,279 --> 00:19:39,883
<font color="#ffff00">-The Doctor thinks you're basic.
-I'm initiating a sweep sequence.</font>

233
00:19:40,106 --> 00:19:42,619
<font color="#ffff00">Ten miles in every direction
should suffice.</font>

234
00:19:43,579 --> 00:19:45,542
<font color="#ffff00">-Is he still looking at me funny?
-Yes, he is.</font>

235
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,812
<font color="#ffff00">Tell him to stop or I'll pull out
his search history.</font>

236
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,466
<font color="#ffff00">If you don't stop looking, the Doctor,
he'll take a closer look--</font>

237
00:19:50,616 --> 00:19:53,748
<font color="#ffff00">-I'm not deaf.
-And tell him his men report to me now.</font>

238
00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:57,353
<font color="#ffff00">Excuse me? Listen, pal,
I don't know if you're realize--</font>

239
00:19:57,482 --> 00:19:59,163
<font color="#ffff00">I'm sorry, Major, what was your name?</font>

240
00:19:59,307 --> 00:20:02,751
<font color="#ffff00">-Benning--
-Nobody cares! Nobody cares.</font>

241
00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:05,251
<font color="#ffff00">Listen, Major Nobodycares.</font>

242
00:20:05,397 --> 00:20:07,547
<font color="#ffff00">You know why
nobody cares who you are?</font>

243
00:20:07,818 --> 00:20:10,566
<font color="#ffff00">Because nobody cares about your feeble
accomplishments.</font>

244
00:20:10,697 --> 00:20:13,172
<font color="#ffff00">And nobody cares about how proud
your Mommy is</font>

245
00:20:13,324 --> 00:20:15,756
<font color="#ffff00">that you're now reading
at a third grade level.</font>

246
00:20:16,472 --> 00:20:20,469
<font color="#ffff00">Have you finished 'Charlotte's Web' yet?
Spoiler alert, she dies in the end.</font>

247
00:20:20,599 --> 00:20:23,230
<font color="#ffff00">But she leaves a big creepy egg sac.</font>

248
00:20:24,842 --> 00:20:26,999
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, my babies.</font>

249
00:20:27,738 --> 00:20:30,127
<font color="#ffff00">Look what came out of my egg sac.</font>

250
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,399
<font color="#ffff00">You know what I love about machines?</font>

251
00:20:33,325 --> 00:20:36,458
<font color="#ffff00">They do what they're told.
They follow their programming.</font>

252
00:20:36,644 --> 00:20:40,218
<font color="#ffff00">They don't need time-off to get drunk,
and put the boat in the water.</font>

253
00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:42,557
<font color="#ffff00">And you do what you're told.</font>

254
00:20:42,703 --> 00:20:45,184
<font color="#ffff00">Stand over there on the edge
of your personal abyss.</font>

255
00:20:46,257 --> 00:20:48,687
<font color="#ffff00">And watch my machines do your job.</font>

256
00:20:51,113 --> 00:20:53,904
<font color="#ffff00">-Can you feel it, Stone?
-I can feel it, Doctor.</font>

257
00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:55,892
<font color="#ffff00">It's evolution, Stone.</font>

258
00:20:57,248 --> 00:20:59,059
<font color="#ffff00">It's evolution!</font>

259
00:21:34,261 --> 00:21:36,419
<font color="#ffff00">-Agent Stone?
-Doctor.</font>

260
00:21:36,861 --> 00:21:39,071
<font color="#ffff00">Do you see anything useful in this image?</font>

261
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,382
<font color="#ffff00">-Nothing at all, Doctor.
-Of course you don't.</font>

262
00:21:42,712 --> 00:21:44,701
<font color="#ffff00">Your eyes weren't expertly trained
to spot tracks</font>

263
00:21:44,864 --> 00:21:47,131
<font color="#ffff00">by the Native American Shadow Wolves.</font>

264
00:21:57,251 --> 00:21:58,791
<font color="#ffff00">That's extraordinary.</font>

265
00:21:58,989 --> 00:22:01,169
<font color="#ffff00">No, what extraordinary is...</font>

266
00:22:01,322 --> 00:22:05,003
<font color="#ffff00">I determined the exact height, weight,
and spinal curvature of this creature.</font>

267
00:22:05,168 --> 00:22:08,028
<font color="#ffff00">And my computer can't find
a single match for it, anywhere</font>

268
00:22:08,374 --> 00:22:10,603
<font color="#ffff00">in Earth's animal kingdom.</font>

269
00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:15,191
<font color="#ffff00">This blackout was not a terrorist attack,
and that's no baby Bigfoot.</font>

270
00:22:15,748 --> 00:22:18,859
<font color="#ffff00">This guy is something else</font>

271
00:22:20,532 --> 00:22:22,244
<font color="#ffff00">entirely.</font>

272
00:22:22,606 --> 00:22:25,410
<font color="#ffff00">Divert all search units
to the site of the footprint.</font>

273
00:22:26,005 --> 00:22:28,449
<font color="#ffff00">That's one small step for man,</font>

274
00:22:28,607 --> 00:22:30,934
<font color="#ffff00">one giant leap for me.</font>

275
00:22:42,262 --> 00:22:44,212
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, okay. Everything is fine.</font>

276
00:22:44,372 --> 00:22:46,424
<font color="#ffff00">You played some baseball,
got a little upset.</font>
277
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,834
<font color="#ffff00">Lightning shut out of your butt,
and now they're coming for you.</font>

278
00:22:50,464 --> 00:22:52,528
<font color="#ffff00">All right, all right.
Earth isn't safe anymore.</font>

279
00:22:52,658 --> 00:22:55,484
<font color="#ffff00">Time for plan B - Mushroomville.
I gotta take my stuff.</font>

280
00:22:55,585 --> 00:22:57,472
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, essential items only.</font>

281
00:22:57,615 --> 00:23:00,372
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste,
hair gel, night light, funny hat.</font>

282
00:23:00,753 --> 00:23:03,620
<font color="#ffff00">This half-eaten cantaloupe,
and my scented candle.</font>

283
00:23:03,972 --> 00:23:05,606
<font color="#ffff00">My entire comic book collection.</font>

284
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,391
<font color="#ffff00">Bean bag chair, can a bean bag chair
fit in the backpack? No, no.</font>

285
00:23:08,586 --> 00:23:10,004
<font color="#ffff00">Of course not. That's stupid.</font>

286
00:23:10,149 --> 00:23:13,424
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, what else? The rings!
The rings, yes, of course!</font>

287
00:23:14,771 --> 00:23:18,122
<font color="#ffff00">Here we go. Ring time.
Mushroom planet, here I come.</font>

288
00:23:18,828 --> 00:23:21,823
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, no! They're right outside,
I gotta go somewhere else.</font>

289
00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,457
<font color="#ffff00">Goodbye, cave.</font>

290
00:23:32,474 --> 00:23:33,964
<font color="#ffff00">-Hi.
-Hey.</font>

291
00:23:34,132 --> 00:23:35,172
<font color="#ffff00">What are you doing?</font>

292
00:23:35,327 --> 00:23:38,055
<font color="#ffff00">Just coloring with Jojo and Rachel.</font>

293
00:23:38,415 --> 00:23:40,068
<font color="#ffff00">That sounds half-fun.</font>

294
00:23:40,213 --> 00:23:42,523
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, exciting stuff here.
We had a power outage.</font>

295
00:23:42,676 --> 00:23:44,481
<font color="#ffff00">The whole town went dark.</font>

296
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,778
<font color="#ffff00">It was like a sign telling me
to get outta Dodge.</font>

297
00:23:46,811 --> 00:23:48,783
<font color="#ffff00">-Wade must've lost his mind.
-Yeah.</font>

298
00:23:49,022 --> 00:23:50,938
<font color="#ffff00">And he does not have much to lose.</font>

299
00:23:51,172 --> 00:23:53,758
<font color="#ffff00">How's your sister? Does she
convince you to leave me yet?</font>

300
00:23:53,889 --> 00:23:57,203
<font color="#ffff00">No, but she did tell me to check
your phone for dating apps.</font>

301
00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:59,785
<font color="#ffff00">The only apps on my phone
are the ones that came with it.</font>

302
00:23:59,947 --> 00:24:02,158
<font color="#ffff00">-And the Olive Garden.
-Ah, because when you're there--</font>

303
00:24:02,289 --> 00:24:04,001
<font color="#ffff00">You're family.</font>

304
00:24:05,626 --> 00:24:07,322
<font color="#ffff00">No way!</font>

305
00:24:09,830 --> 00:24:13,078
<font color="#ffff00">The racoons are back.
And they are in for a surprise.</font>

306
00:24:13,205 --> 00:24:16,584
<font color="#ffff00">Your surprise better not be
my tranquilizer gun. They're just hungry.</font>

307
00:24:16,844 --> 00:24:19,313
<font color="#ffff00">And also, that's for bears.</font>

308
00:24:20,205 --> 00:24:22,245
<font color="#ffff00">-Good, now I know it'll work.
-Tom!</font>

309
00:24:22,425 --> 00:24:24,799
<font color="#ffff00">I'm kidding, I'm just gonna use it
to scare them.</font>

310
00:24:24,913 --> 00:24:27,461
<font color="#ffff00">-Possibly to death. Love you, honey, bye.
-To--</font>

311
00:24:32,006 --> 00:24:34,732
<font color="#ffff00">D-I-V-O-R-S-E.</font>

312
00:24:36,847 --> 00:24:40,688
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, I'm in. With minimal damage
to Donut Lord's property.</font>

313
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:42,764
<font color="#ffff00">Here we go.</font>

314
00:24:42,871 --> 00:24:46,194
<font color="#ffff00">Didn't work out on Earth, but that's okay.
You're going to a safe world.</font>
315
00:24:46,330 --> 00:24:51,775
<font color="#ffff00">A nice safe world full of mushrooms.
Mushrooms there will be your only friends.</font>

316
00:24:51,863 --> 00:24:53,821
<font color="#ffff00">That sounds awful, I can't do this.</font>

317
00:24:53,966 --> 00:24:56,212
<font color="#ffff00">You have to do it,
there's no other option.</font>

318
00:24:58,191 --> 00:24:59,618
<font color="#ffff00">All right.</font>

319
00:25:00,642 --> 00:25:04,017
<font color="#ffff00">SFPD, pending background check.
Paws in the air!</font>

320
00:25:06,634 --> 00:25:08,790
<font color="#ffff00">Uhhh... meow?</font>

321
00:25:17,444 --> 00:25:20,378
<font color="#ffff00">San Francisco?</font>

322
00:25:42,578 --> 00:25:44,024
<font color="#ffff00">No.</font>

323
00:25:48,579 --> 00:25:49,784
<font color="#ffff00">What?</font>

324
00:26:12,556 --> 00:26:14,184
<font color="#ffff00">The Blue Devil.</font>

325
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,038
<font color="#ffff00">-Donut Lord?
-You can talk?</font>

326
00:26:30,085 --> 00:26:31,264
<font color="#ffff00">You're not--</font>

327
00:26:31,428 --> 00:26:34,439
<font color="#ffff00">-You're not here to abduct me, are you?
-You abducted me!</font>

328
00:26:35,702 --> 00:26:37,968
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, it's a fair point. What are you?</font>

329
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,898
<font color="#ffff00">Why are you hiding out in my garage?</font>

330
00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:41,232
<font color="#ffff00">I needed somewhere safe,</font>

331
00:26:41,378 --> 00:26:43,919
<font color="#ffff00">and you are the only person
I could think of, Donut Lord.</font>

332
00:26:44,047 --> 00:26:46,803
<font color="#ffff00">-Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord?
-'Cause you talk to donuts,</font>

333
00:26:46,962 --> 00:26:48,840
<font color="#ffff00">and then eat them
if they get out of the line.</font>

334
00:26:48,968 --> 00:26:51,267
<font color="#ffff00">-Again, fair.
-Wait... Where are all the mushrooms?</font>

335
00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:55,915
<font color="#ffff00">Why am I still on Earth? What did--
Oh, no, I lost my rings!</font>

336
00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,431
<font color="#ffff00">What?</font>

337
00:27:02,902 --> 00:27:05,297
<font color="#ffff00">What's happening?
Is this your mothership?</font>

338
00:27:06,364 --> 00:27:08,930
<font color="#ffff00">-I'm not in the mood to get probed.
-You think you're worried?</font>

339
00:27:09,055 --> 00:27:10,697
<font color="#ffff00">I'm not even wearing pants.</font>

340
00:27:14,221 --> 00:27:15,576
<font color="#ffff00">What a--</font>

341
00:27:16,977 --> 00:27:19,222
<font color="#ffff00">-They're coming for me!
-Who's coming for you?</font>

342
00:27:19,314 --> 00:27:21,970
<font color="#ffff00">-What does that have to do with me?
-I don't have time to explain,</font>

343
00:27:22,097 --> 00:27:24,783
<font color="#ffff00">-but you have to help me.
-No, I don't. Why?</font>

344
00:27:24,932 --> 00:27:28,254
<font color="#ffff00">Well, my legs, which normally
would be classified as lethal weapons</font>

345
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,574
<font color="#ffff00">feel like spaghetti.</font>

346
00:27:29,672 --> 00:27:32,815
<font color="#ffff00">I need your help, please.
It's life or death.</font>

347
00:27:40,210 --> 00:27:42,030
<font color="#ffff00">Fine, come with me.</font>

348
00:27:45,447 --> 00:27:47,061
<font color="#ffff00">Little help?</font>

349
00:27:57,922 --> 00:28:01,100
<font color="#ffff00">-All right, stay here. And be quiet.
-Good plan, great plan.</font>

350
00:28:01,239 --> 00:28:05,100
<font color="#ffff00">How are we working so well together?
Practically finishing each other sentences.</font>

351
00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:07,558
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, bye.</font>

352
00:28:11,004 --> 00:28:12,494
<font color="#ffff00">Hello there.</font>

353
00:28:13,203 --> 00:28:14,747
<font color="#ffff00">Can I help you?</font>

354
00:28:18,176 --> 00:28:20,250
<font color="#ffff00">Good morning, my rural chum.</font>

355
00:28:20,746 --> 00:28:21,873
<font color="#ffff00">I'm...</font>

356
00:28:22,162 --> 00:28:24,629
<font color="#ffff00">from the power company,
investigating the blackout.</font>

357
00:28:24,781 --> 00:28:28,028
<font color="#ffff00">If you don't mind I'd like to take
a few readings inside your house?</font>

358
00:28:28,151 --> 00:28:30,088
<font color="#ffff00">No kidding, you're from
the power company?</font>

359
00:28:30,224 --> 00:28:33,165
<font color="#ffff00">You must know my buddy Spencer.
We play softball together.</font>

360
00:28:33,309 --> 00:28:35,948
<font color="#ffff00">Spence, he's a good man.</font>

361
00:28:37,229 --> 00:28:39,776
<font color="#ffff00">-Yeah, yeah... come on in!
-Great.</font>

362
00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:42,218
<font color="#ffff00">Take all the readings
you need. Except...</font>

363
00:28:43,184 --> 00:28:46,453
<font color="#ffff00">Don't the power company usually take
their readings from outside the house?</font>

364
00:28:46,571 --> 00:28:48,844
<font color="#ffff00">That way they can check
even if you're not home.</font>

365
00:28:49,108 --> 00:28:51,598
<font color="#ffff00">Also, my buddy Spencer
works at the gas company.</font>

366
00:28:51,724 --> 00:28:54,667
<font color="#ffff00">And he's more of an ultimate Frisbee guy.
So, you wanna tell me why</font>
367
00:28:54,964 --> 00:28:58,274
<font color="#ffff00">you think I'm dumb enough
to just let you walk inside my house?</font>

368
00:29:06,216 --> 00:29:08,729
<font color="#ffff00">-I'm sorry, Mr..?
-Wachowski.</font>

369
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,424
<font color="#ffff00">But everyone calls me Tom.</font>

370
00:29:10,642 --> 00:29:12,662
<font color="#ffff00">Except my dentist, he calls me Tim.</font>

371
00:29:12,795 --> 00:29:16,266
<font color="#ffff00">But it's go on for so long now that
it would be just weird if I corrected him.</font>

372
00:29:16,412 --> 00:29:18,513
<font color="#ffff00">Well, Tom, whose dentist calls him Tim.</font>

373
00:29:18,661 --> 00:29:22,697
<font color="#ffff00">You may have noticed that this entire town
has been experiencing a power outage.</font>

374
00:29:22,838 --> 00:29:24,665
<font color="#ffff00">Yup, no lights, picked up on that.</font>

375
00:29:24,716 --> 00:29:26,736
<font color="#ffff00">Twenty minutes ago I tracked
an energy pulse</font>

376
00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:30,013
<font color="#ffff00">with the similar signature to the one
that caused that disruption.</font>

377
00:29:44,693 --> 00:29:46,455
<font color="#ffff00">Listen, Mr..?</font>

378
00:29:46,602 --> 00:29:49,167
<font color="#ffff00">Doctor. Doctor Robotnik.</font>

379
00:29:49,346 --> 00:29:51,206
<font color="#ffff00">But my dentist calls me Rob.</font>
380
00:29:52,498 --> 00:29:55,585
<font color="#ffff00">Look, Doctor Robotskiz...</font>

381
00:29:56,108 --> 00:29:58,156
<font color="#ffff00">I'm sure what you're here for
is very serious,</font>

382
00:29:58,286 --> 00:30:01,095
<font color="#ffff00">but it's got nothing to do with me,
you can ask anyone in town.</font>

383
00:30:01,209 --> 00:30:02,897
<font color="#ffff00">-Everyone knows me.
-I bet they do.</font>

384
00:30:03,046 --> 00:30:05,459
<font color="#ffff00">I'm sure you hella popular
with a Gabs and Murls</font>

385
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,789
<font color="#ffff00">and Billy Bobs in this glorified
gas station rest stop.</font>

386
00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:13,161
<font color="#ffff00">Which goes way back to the days
of tipping cows and playing on a jug band.</font>

387
00:30:16,071 --> 00:30:18,859
<font color="#ffff00">And maybe some day
you've achieved your goal</font>

388
00:30:19,010 --> 00:30:21,777
<font color="#ffff00">of getting a Costco card,
or adopting a Labradoodle.</font>

389
00:30:21,935 --> 00:30:27,205
<font color="#ffff00">But the reality is, I surpassed
everything you're ever going to do</font>

390
00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:30,980
<font color="#ffff00">before I was a toddler.</font>

391
00:30:31,131 --> 00:30:34,702
<font color="#ffff00">I was spitting out formulas
while you were still spitting up formula.</font>

392
00:30:34,828 --> 00:30:37,404
<font color="#ffff00">-I was breastfed, actually.
-Nice.</font>

393
00:30:37,638 --> 00:30:39,854
<font color="#ffff00">Rub that in my orphan face.</font>

394
00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:45,877
<font color="#ffff00">Mr. Wachowski, are you familiar
with US code 904, title 10, article 104?</font>

395
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,040
<font color="#ffff00">-Yeah--
-Anyone, who attempts to aid</font>

396
00:30:49,199 --> 00:30:52,031
<font color="#ffff00">an enemy of the United States
shall suffer death.</font>

397
00:30:53,903 --> 00:30:55,908
<font color="#ffff00">And if I'm the one who catches you,</font>

398
00:30:56,373 --> 00:30:58,228
<font color="#ffff00">it'll be even worse.</font>

399
00:30:59,630 --> 00:31:01,080
<font color="#ffff00">Worse than death?</font>

400
00:31:03,288 --> 00:31:05,004
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, I'm a ball.
Just a normal ball.</font>

401
00:31:05,151 --> 00:31:06,412
<font color="#ffff00">I'm blending in like a bulge.</font>

402
00:31:06,548 --> 00:31:10,306
<font color="#ffff00">Stop talking. No, you stop talking.
Be quiet, Sonic. You be quiet, Sonic!</font>

403
00:31:10,530 --> 00:31:12,560
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, I hope they aren't scanning me
with X-Rays,</font>

404
00:31:12,693 --> 00:31:14,957
<font color="#ffff00">I had kind of an embarrassing lunch.</font>

405
00:31:22,469 --> 00:31:24,760
<font color="#ffff00">Don't freak out. Don't freak--
Don't freak out.</font>

406
00:31:24,919 --> 00:31:26,916
<font color="#ffff00">Don't freak out. Don't freak out.</font>

407
00:31:28,341 --> 00:31:29,729
<font color="#ffff00">I'm freaking out!</font>

408
00:31:32,132 --> 00:31:34,543
<font color="#ffff00">Why don't you had
your staircase carpeted?</font>

409
00:31:34,696 --> 00:31:36,039
<font color="#ffff00">Compared to--</font>

410
00:31:38,810 --> 00:31:40,397
<font color="#ffff00">-Old pipes.
-Yeah.</font>

411
00:31:40,547 --> 00:31:43,188
<font color="#ffff00">Probably just the house settling.
Nothing to see here.</font>

412
00:31:44,787 --> 00:31:46,054
<font color="#ffff00">Hey!</font>

413
00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:52,651
<font color="#ffff00">Here's the thing.</font>

414
00:31:54,399 --> 00:31:55,931
<font color="#ffff00">I'm never wrong.</font>

415
00:31:56,695 --> 00:31:59,017
<font color="#ffff00">Well, first time for everything, I guess.</font>

416
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,361
<font color="#ffff00">Would you like some cake?</font>

417
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:04,676
<font color="#ffff00">I hear racoons have the cleanest mouths
of any animal that routinely eats garbage.</font>

418
00:32:15,957 --> 00:32:17,720
<font color="#ffff00">Look at that.</font>
419
00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:19,878
<font color="#ffff00">I was right.</font>

420
00:32:20,293 --> 00:32:22,220
<font color="#ffff00">Note the lack of surprise.</font>

421
00:32:22,417 --> 00:32:24,146
<font color="#ffff00">Should we try this again?</font>

422
00:32:34,651 --> 00:32:38,872
<font color="#ffff00">I'm going to give you five seconds
to tell me where it is. Five.</font>

423
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:41,080
<font color="#ffff00">-I don't know what's you're talking about.
-Four.</font>

424
00:32:41,237 --> 00:32:43,605
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, tough guy, I'm a cop.
And you're threatening an Officer.</font>

425
00:32:43,738 --> 00:32:46,406
<font color="#ffff00">How can you threaten somebody
who never existed? Three.</font>

426
00:32:46,975 --> 00:32:48,968
<font color="#ffff00">Come on, rack your brain!</font>

427
00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:52,422
<font color="#ffff00">You might be able to come up
with some lame excuse to go on living.</font>

428
00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:54,133
<font color="#ffff00">In two...</font>

429
00:32:54,874 --> 00:32:56,138
<font color="#ffff00">One!</font>

430
00:32:56,504 --> 00:32:58,467
<font color="#ffff00">Wait! Don't hurt him.</font>

431
00:33:12,039 --> 00:33:13,709
<font color="#ffff00">This feels excessive.</font>

432
00:33:17,154 --> 00:33:18,296
<font color="#ffff00">Stay behind me.</font>

433
00:33:34,489 --> 00:33:36,952
<font color="#ffff00">Don't worry, I got it
right where I want it.</font>

434
00:33:39,532 --> 00:33:42,956
<font color="#ffff00">Can you believe Amazon is gonna deliver
packages with these thing?</font>

435
00:33:45,435 --> 00:33:48,201
<font color="#ffff00">This was a horrible plan,
what was I thinking?</font>

436
00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:52,501
<font color="#ffff00">I'm gonna puke!</font>

437
00:33:56,146 --> 00:33:57,239
<font color="#ffff00">Come on!</font>

438
00:33:58,164 --> 00:33:59,419
<font color="#ffff00">We gotta get out of here.</font>

439
00:33:59,588 --> 00:34:02,648
<font color="#ffff00">Don't tell me that's all you've got.
I'm just getting started.</font>

440
00:34:02,773 --> 00:34:05,504
<font color="#ffff00">Let me know if you wanna go
round two with the blue.</font>

441
00:34:24,331 --> 00:34:25,496
<font color="#ffff00">Doctor!</font>

442
00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:26,947
<font color="#ffff00">Are you okay?</font>

443
00:34:27,244 --> 00:34:29,282
<font color="#ffff00">I just saw a guy race
outta here and thought--</font>

444
00:34:29,408 --> 00:34:30,845
<font color="#ffff00">That you should stop them?</font>

445
00:34:31,962 --> 00:34:33,503
<font color="#ffff00">Open your mouth,</font>

446
00:34:33,707 --> 00:34:35,735
<font color="#ffff00">and say you thought
that you should stop them.</font>

447
00:34:35,895 --> 00:34:39,049
<font color="#ffff00">No, I thought that maybe I should
check to see if you're okay.</font>

448
00:34:39,346 --> 00:34:42,071
<font color="#ffff00">You know what's hard about being
the smartest person in the world?</font>

449
00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:45,101
<font color="#ffff00">-Everyone else seems stupid.
-Yes. Way to go.</font>

450
00:34:45,336 --> 00:34:46,791
<font color="#ffff00">You got that one.</font>

451
00:34:48,033 --> 00:34:51,740
<font color="#ffff00">Whatever this creature is,
it's our job to secure it,</font>

452
00:34:52,242 --> 00:34:55,427
<font color="#ffff00">neutralize it, uncover
the source of its power.</font>

453
00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:57,481
<font color="#ffff00">And if it resists...</font>

454
00:34:58,525 --> 00:35:00,078
<font color="#ffff00">we take it apart,</font>

455
00:35:00,689 --> 00:35:02,099
<font color="#ffff00">piece by piece.</font>

456
00:35:03,295 --> 00:35:05,207
<font color="#ffff00">See what makes it tick.</font>

457
00:35:06,186 --> 00:35:07,598
<font color="#ffff00">-Stone.
-Doctor.</font>

458
00:35:07,745 --> 00:35:09,401
<font color="#ffff00">Call Optical Illusions.</font>

459
00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:11,788
<font color="#ffff00">Tell them I need new frames.</font>

460
00:35:12,425 --> 00:35:14,032
<font color="#ffff00">They know what kind I like.</font>

461
00:35:15,885 --> 00:35:17,532
<font color="#ffff00">And bring that quill.</font>

462
00:35:18,061 --> 00:35:19,407
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, Doctor.</font>

463
00:35:22,698 --> 00:35:23,962
<font color="#ffff00">All right, pal,</font>

464
00:35:24,021 --> 00:35:25,690
<font color="#ffff00">You need to start talking right now.</font>

465
00:35:25,822 --> 00:35:28,185
<font color="#ffff00">Who are you? <i>What</i> are you?</font>

466
00:35:28,354 --> 00:35:30,692
<font color="#ffff00">I'm a hedgehog,
I feel like that's obvious.</font>

467
00:35:30,888 --> 00:35:33,466
<font color="#ffff00">-And I'm in big trouble.
-You're in big trouble?</font>

468
00:35:33,602 --> 00:35:36,580
<font color="#ffff00">You're not the one who punched
some sort of government weirdo back there.</font>

469
00:35:36,706 --> 00:35:38,946
<font color="#ffff00">You think you have problems?
I lost my rings!</font>

470
00:35:39,076 --> 00:35:40,610
<font color="#ffff00">Rings? What are you talking about?</font>

471
00:35:40,741 --> 00:35:44,214
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, rings are how all advanced cultures
travel between worlds.</font>
472
00:35:44,584 --> 00:35:46,922
<font color="#ffff00">And now mine are on top
of a pointy building</font>

473
00:35:47,074 --> 00:35:49,845
<font color="#ffff00">I've only ever seen
on your skin tight t-shirt.</font>

474
00:35:50,202 --> 00:35:52,363
<font color="#ffff00">So, I'd like you to take me
to San Francisco,</font>

475
00:35:52,575 --> 00:35:55,702
<font color="#ffff00">so I can get back my rings and use them
to go to the Mushroom planet.</font>

476
00:35:57,553 --> 00:35:59,897
<font color="#ffff00">-Mushroom planet?
-Yes!</font>

477
00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:01,426
<font color="#ffff00">Right.</font>

478
00:36:05,287 --> 00:36:07,879
<font color="#ffff00">-Okay, pal. Out you go.
-I'm sorry, what?</font>

479
00:36:08,025 --> 00:36:11,892
<font color="#ffff00">Look, this is the worst possible time
for me to get myself into trouble, okay?</font>

480
00:36:12,001 --> 00:36:14,125
<font color="#ffff00">You asked me to save your life,
I saved your life.</font>

481
00:36:14,248 --> 00:36:17,179
<font color="#ffff00">Now please, go find your rings,
and your Mushroomland.</font>

482
00:36:17,331 --> 00:36:19,451
<font color="#ffff00">Hopefully I'm gonna wake up
in the hospital bed,</font>

483
00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:22,399
<font color="#ffff00">and the doctors gonna tell me
that my colonoscopy was a big success.</font>
484
00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:24,761
<font color="#ffff00">-Okay? So, goodbye.
-Okay, goodbye.</font>

485
00:36:25,279 --> 00:36:26,382
<font color="#ffff00">Goodbye.</font>

486
00:36:28,923 --> 00:36:31,683
<font color="#ffff00">-Why aren't you leaving?
-I don't know where San Francisco is.</font>

487
00:36:31,822 --> 00:36:32,720
<font color="#ffff00">- It's West.
- West?</font>

488
00:36:32,933 --> 00:36:35,199
<font color="#ffff00">- Straight shot, can't miss it.
- Fine. That's cool.</font>

489
00:36:35,330 --> 00:36:37,374
<font color="#ffff00">I'm totally cool saying goodbye now.</font>

490
00:36:42,297 --> 00:36:46,139
<font color="#ffff00">So, as I crashed into the cold
dark water of the Pacific</font>

491
00:36:46,479 --> 00:36:48,282
<font color="#ffff00">I realized a few things.</font>

492
00:36:48,817 --> 00:36:51,020
<font color="#ffff00">a) I have no idea where I'm going;</font>

493
00:36:51,354 --> 00:36:53,384
<font color="#ffff00">b) salt water stings.</font>

494
00:36:53,809 --> 00:36:57,961
<font color="#ffff00">c) I shouldn't even be on this planet
right now, but I am.</font>

495
00:36:58,101 --> 00:37:00,898
<font color="#ffff00">-Why? Because you shot me!
-I know.</font>

496
00:37:01,111 --> 00:37:02,192
<font color="#ffff00">You shot me!</font>
497
00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:05,000
<font color="#ffff00">All right. I heard you the first time.
You don't have to...</font>

498
00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:06,642
<font color="#ffff00">pile it on, good grief.</font>

499
00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:08,949
<font color="#ffff00">I'm wet. I'm cold.</font>

500
00:37:09,318 --> 00:37:11,058
<font color="#ffff00">There's a fish on my head!</font>

501
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,719
<font color="#ffff00">And clearly I'm not gonna be able
to do this on my own.</font>

502
00:37:20,694 --> 00:37:23,376
<font color="#ffff00">-All right, get in the truck.
-Really? You gonna help me?</font>

503
00:37:23,460 --> 00:37:26,650
<font color="#ffff00">I guess it is a little bit of my fault
that all of this happening to you.</font>

504
00:37:26,782 --> 00:37:29,675
<font color="#ffff00">Not a little bit, entirely.
It is entirely your fault.</font>

505
00:37:29,818 --> 00:37:31,724
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, it's entirely my fault.
Are you coming?</font>

506
00:37:31,847 --> 00:37:32,954
<font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>

507
00:37:35,448 --> 00:37:37,309
<font color="#ffff00">Roadtrip.</font>

508
00:37:37,804 --> 00:37:39,247
<font color="#ffff00">What am I doing?</font>

509
00:37:39,673 --> 00:37:42,233
<font color="#ffff00">All right, there's gonna be rules
on this trip. Number one:</font>
510
00:37:42,366 --> 00:37:44,570
<font color="#ffff00">do exactly as I say all the time.</font>

511
00:37:45,027 --> 00:37:46,864
<font color="#ffff00">-Got it?
-Got it, Donut Lord.</font>

512
00:37:47,007 --> 00:37:48,841
<font color="#ffff00">Would you stop with the Donut Lord?</font>

513
00:37:49,211 --> 00:37:51,045
<font color="#ffff00">I have a name. It's Tom.</font>

514
00:37:51,383 --> 00:37:52,712
<font color="#ffff00">I'm Sonic.</font>

515
00:37:52,906 --> 00:37:55,056
<font color="#ffff00">Sonic? Sonic.</font>

516
00:37:56,176 --> 00:37:58,357
<font color="#ffff00">So, you've been spying
on us all for years.</font>

517
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,231
<font color="#ffff00">I mean, I wouldn't call it spying.</font>

518
00:38:00,363 --> 00:38:02,619
<font color="#ffff00">We were all just hanging out,
only I wasn't invited,</font>

519
00:38:02,746 --> 00:38:04,253
<font color="#ffff00">and no one knew I was there.</font>

520
00:38:04,388 --> 00:38:07,019
<font color="#ffff00">I can't believe Crazy Carl
was right all this time.</font>

521
00:38:07,167 --> 00:38:10,069
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, you should call him
Super Observing Carl instead.</font>

522
00:38:10,638 --> 00:38:12,918
<font color="#ffff00">-Oh my God, stop the car right now!
-What? What?</font>

523
00:38:13,081 --> 00:38:16,404
<font color="#ffff00">The World's Largest Rubber Band Ball?
We gotta see it!</font>

524
00:38:16,532 --> 00:38:19,999
<font color="#ffff00">No, no. This is not some fun
family roadtrip, okay?</font>

525
00:38:20,248 --> 00:38:24,246
<font color="#ffff00">The government wants to dissect you,
and arrest me. This is serious.</font>

526
00:38:25,876 --> 00:38:28,287
<font color="#ffff00">You were right. It was lame.
Gift shop was cool, though.</font>

527
00:38:28,528 --> 00:38:29,753
<font color="#ffff00">I got you a mouse pad.</font>

528
00:38:30,027 --> 00:38:31,612
<font color="#ffff00">When are we gonna get there?</font>

529
00:38:31,646 --> 00:38:33,534
<font color="#ffff00">We will get there when we get there.</font>

530
00:38:52,578 --> 00:38:55,892
<font color="#ffff00">All right, I'm gonna go check in with Wade
to see if he knows what's going on.</font>

531
00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:58,216
<font color="#ffff00">You gonna see Wade in that glass thing?</font>

532
00:38:58,367 --> 00:39:00,315
<font color="#ffff00">What is it? A teleportation box?</font>

533
00:39:02,075 --> 00:39:03,027
<font color="#ffff00">It's a pay phone.</font>

534
00:39:03,176 --> 00:39:06,585
<font color="#ffff00">It's mostly for drug dealers and fugitives
from the law, which is us.</font>

535
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,236
<font color="#ffff00">Stay in the car. I don't want
anybody seeing you.</font>

536
00:39:09,530 --> 00:39:10,838
<font color="#ffff00">Fine!</font>

537
00:39:29,361 --> 00:39:34,020
<font color="#ffff00">Okay. Okay. That is the coolest place
on Earth, but you have to stay in the car.</font>

538
00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:45,557
<font color="#ffff00">Be strong. Be strong.</font>

539
00:39:52,835 --> 00:39:54,995
<font color="#ffff00">Hello. Green Hills Police Department.</font>

540
00:39:55,145 --> 00:39:57,925
<font color="#ffff00">-Wade, it's me.
-Hi, I'm so glad that you called.</font>

541
00:39:58,307 --> 00:40:02,584
<font color="#ffff00">So, some guys came in asking
some questions. A little creepy.</font>

542
00:40:02,949 --> 00:40:05,278
<font color="#ffff00">Kinda reminded me of guys
from Men in Black,</font>

543
00:40:05,396 --> 00:40:08,866
<font color="#ffff00">but not as likable,
or charming as Will Smith.</font>

544
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,604
<font color="#ffff00">Wait, what kinda questions?</font>

545
00:40:10,763 --> 00:40:13,020
<font color="#ffff00">Questions about terrorism.</font>

546
00:40:13,526 --> 00:40:16,538
<font color="#ffff00">I told them that, like--
I've gone ice fishing with Tom.</font>

547
00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:20,608
<font color="#ffff00">He doesn't know how to make a bomb.
He can't even make, like bait in the cold.</font>

548
00:40:20,737 --> 00:40:22,886
<font color="#ffff00">All right, Wade, listen to me.
This is really important.</font>
549
00:40:23,012 --> 00:40:25,102
<font color="#ffff00">Don't tell them that we talked, okay?</font>

550
00:40:28,039 --> 00:40:30,141
<font color="#ffff00">You know, I think they already know.</font>

551
00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:33,696
<font color="#ffff00">Mr. Wachowski.</font>

552
00:40:34,630 --> 00:40:35,783
<font color="#ffff00">Tom.</font>

553
00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:37,766
<font color="#ffff00">I want you to know
that the only other person</font>

554
00:40:37,828 --> 00:40:40,896
<font color="#ffff00">who have ever punched me
in the face was the school bully.</font>

555
00:40:41,025 --> 00:40:43,830
<font color="#ffff00">He hit me in the cafeteria
causing a blunt force contusion</font>

556
00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:46,369
<font color="#ffff00">to the soft tissue
surrounding my orbital bone.</font>

557
00:40:46,443 --> 00:40:48,542
<font color="#ffff00">Humiliated me in front
of the entire school.</font>

558
00:40:48,695 --> 00:40:50,817
<font color="#ffff00">And you know what I did in response?</font>

559
00:40:50,974 --> 00:40:53,583
<font color="#ffff00">I'm assuming that you reported him
to the Principal's office,</font>

560
00:40:53,698 --> 00:40:56,076
<font color="#ffff00">'cause, you know that kinda behavior
is really unacceptable.</font>

561
00:40:56,238 --> 00:40:59,142
<font color="#ffff00">No, I examined the inefficiency
of a world with blunt traumed brain,</font>
562
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,078
<font color="#ffff00">and I used technology
to resolve that inefficiency.</font>

563
00:41:02,225 --> 00:41:04,951
<font color="#ffff00">The boy ate his meals
through a straw for a year.</font>

564
00:41:05,222 --> 00:41:08,366
<font color="#ffff00">And I have never lost
a fight again. Until today.</font>

565
00:41:09,021 --> 00:41:10,346
<font color="#ffff00">Hooray for me then, huh?</font>

566
00:41:10,458 --> 00:41:13,103
<font color="#ffff00">No, because you're about
to become the bully with a straw!</font>

567
00:41:13,251 --> 00:41:15,444
<font color="#ffff00">I'm coming for you, Mr. Wachowski.</font>

568
00:41:15,839 --> 00:41:17,781
<font color="#ffff00">And when I catch you I'll--</font>

569
00:41:18,746 --> 00:41:20,751
<font color="#ffff00">Hello? Hello?</font>

570
00:41:21,866 --> 00:41:24,484
<font color="#ffff00">-Hello? Hello?
-I think he actually hung up.</font>

571
00:41:24,531 --> 00:41:27,867
<font color="#ffff00">-Because I noticed that the light isn't on.
-Thank you, Officer Brainfart.</font>

572
00:41:27,998 --> 00:41:30,282
<font color="#ffff00">If you give me a second
I can get an outside line.</font>

573
00:41:30,417 --> 00:41:34,388
<font color="#ffff00">No, don't be bothered.
You just sit there and be <i>you-</i></font>

574
00:41:35,594 --> 00:41:37,142
<font color="#ffff00"><i>sless.</i></font>

575
00:41:44,075 --> 00:41:46,732
<font color="#ffff00">No one's gonna erase my memory here?</font>

576
00:41:47,931 --> 00:41:49,896
<font color="#ffff00">I will tell people about this.</font>

577
00:41:53,002 --> 00:41:56,111
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, not exactly
the healthiest meal, but...</font>

578
00:41:57,305 --> 00:41:58,463
<font color="#ffff00">Sonic?</font>

579
00:42:04,717 --> 00:42:06,065
<font color="#ffff00">No, no.</font>

580
00:42:21,364 --> 00:42:22,687
<font color="#ffff00">Howdy, partner.</font>

581
00:42:22,810 --> 00:42:24,599
<font color="#ffff00">I'm not your partner, come on,
we're leaving.</font>

582
00:42:24,724 --> 00:42:27,462
<font color="#ffff00">But there's a ZZ Top cover band,
you gotta see their beards.</font>

583
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:30,009
<font color="#ffff00">We will have to catch them
some other time. Let's go. Get up.</font>

584
00:42:30,146 --> 00:42:33,458
<font color="#ffff00">If we stay I promise I won't say
another word for the rest of the trip.</font>

585
00:42:33,604 --> 00:42:35,021
<font color="#ffff00">Starting... now.</font>

586
00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:37,986
<font color="#ffff00">Welcome to the Piston Pit,
what can I get you fellas?</font>

587
00:42:38,212 --> 00:42:42,605
<font color="#ffff00">I want nachos and buffalo wings, and guac.
Funny word, isn't it? Guac. Guac.</font>

588
00:42:43,343 --> 00:42:46,275
<font color="#ffff00">No kids allowed in here.
What's he got on, some kinda mask?</font>

589
00:42:47,056 --> 00:42:51,640
<font color="#ffff00">He's actually 43 years old,
and suffers from a very rare skin disease.</font>

590
00:42:51,788 --> 00:42:54,131
<font color="#ffff00">that stunts his growth,
and makes him look...</font>

591
00:42:54,488 --> 00:42:55,888
<font color="#ffff00">like-- like that.</font>

592
00:42:56,027 --> 00:42:59,959
<font color="#ffff00">The face I was born with, the confidence
I picked up along the way.</font>

593
00:43:00,543 --> 00:43:02,904
<font color="#ffff00">-Make us a Mellow Yellow please.
-Okay.</font>

594
00:43:04,010 --> 00:43:06,748
<font color="#ffff00">-You owe me one.
-I've never sat on the bar stool before.</font>

595
00:43:06,904 --> 00:43:10,065
<font color="#ffff00">So squishy. Oh, look at this, it spins!</font>

596
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,146
<font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>

597
00:43:12,803 --> 00:43:14,807
<font color="#ffff00">-I feel sick.
-Having fun?</font>

598
00:43:15,099 --> 00:43:17,866
<font color="#ffff00">Gonna check this off your bucket list,
huh? Big night for ya?</font>

599
00:43:17,985 --> 00:43:19,814
<font color="#ffff00">What's a bucket list?</font>

600
00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:21,692
<font color="#ffff00">Bucket list is a...</font>

601
00:43:22,097 --> 00:43:25,298
<font color="#ffff00">It's a list of things you wanna do
in your life before you...</font>

602
00:43:25,952 --> 00:43:27,115
<font color="#ffff00">well, kick the bucket.</font>

603
00:43:27,226 --> 00:43:30,150
<font color="#ffff00">I've never kicked the bucket
either. I gotta make my list.</font>

604
00:43:35,927 --> 00:43:37,346
<font color="#ffff00">Sonic.</font>

605
00:43:44,356 --> 00:43:45,468
<font color="#ffff00">Why? What's the matter?</font>

606
00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,476
<font color="#ffff00">There are so much stuff
I've never done.</font>

607
00:43:47,635 --> 00:43:49,916
<font color="#ffff00">And now that I'm leaving Earth forever...</font>

608
00:43:50,452 --> 00:43:52,259
<font color="#ffff00">I guess I missed my chance.</font>

609
00:43:57,422 --> 00:44:00,796
<font color="#ffff00">Well, I guess this is the kinda place
you can get a lot of live and done</font>

610
00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:02,665
<font color="#ffff00">in a short period of time.</font>

611
00:44:03,231 --> 00:44:04,936
<font color="#ffff00">I suppose we can spare an hour.</font>

612
00:44:05,113 --> 00:44:07,443
<font color="#ffff00">What? You gonna bucket list with me?</font>

613
00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:10,116
<font color="#ffff00">-Sure, why not.
-You won't regret this.</font>
614
00:44:10,350 --> 00:44:11,562
<font color="#ffff00">I'm pretty sure I will.</font>

615
00:44:36,342 --> 00:44:37,878
<font color="#ffff00">New high score.</font>

616
00:44:44,114 --> 00:44:47,886
<font color="#ffff00">Wait a second, does this bull missing
a head or does it have two butts?</font>

617
00:44:50,272 --> 00:44:52,384
<font color="#ffff00">-This is easy.
-Okay.</font>

618
00:44:57,123 --> 00:44:58,826
<font color="#ffff00">I'm a cowboy, baby.</font>

619
00:45:01,849 --> 00:45:03,334
<font color="#ffff00">I'm okay.</font>

620
00:45:09,805 --> 00:45:10,951
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah!</font>

621
00:45:13,287 --> 00:45:14,899
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, laugh it up.</font>

622
00:45:15,091 --> 00:45:16,697
<font color="#ffff00">Nice work, Romeo.</font>

623
00:45:17,176 --> 00:45:19,852
<font color="#ffff00">-Glad you're having a good time.
-I am having a good time.</font>

624
00:45:19,964 --> 00:45:22,680
<font color="#ffff00">I'm having the best time,
I mean what could go wrong?</font>

625
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:27,951
<font color="#ffff00">Can we help you?</font>

626
00:45:28,304 --> 00:45:32,290
<font color="#ffff00">-We don't like your kind around here.
-Our kind? What kind is that?</font>

627
00:45:34,388 --> 00:45:35,583
<font color="#ffff00">Hipsters.</font>

628
00:45:36,143 --> 00:45:37,196
<font color="#ffff00">How dare you?!</font>

629
00:45:37,309 --> 00:45:39,782
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, you know what? We were
just leaving anyway, weren't we?</font>

630
00:45:39,919 --> 00:45:41,592
<font color="#ffff00">-Not a problem--
-No, no. It's okay.</font>

631
00:45:41,732 --> 00:45:42,675
<font color="#ffff00">No, no. We're leaving.</font>

632
00:45:42,811 --> 00:45:45,313
<font color="#ffff00">I know exactly how to handle
this situation.</font>

633
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,609
<font color="#ffff00">Pop quiz hot-shot.</font>

634
00:45:47,754 --> 00:45:50,405
<font color="#ffff00">You just picked a fight
with a poorly disguised hedgehog</font>

635
00:45:50,546 --> 00:45:53,385
<font color="#ffff00">who's seen way too many
action movies. What do you do?</font>

636
00:45:53,507 --> 00:45:55,162
<font color="#ffff00">What do you do?</font>

637
00:45:57,833 --> 00:46:00,014
<font color="#ffff00">Am I crazy? It was supposed
to break, right?</font>

638
00:46:01,783 --> 00:46:04,607
<font color="#ffff00">Break please. Break please.
Break please, bottle. Please.</font>

639
00:46:04,776 --> 00:46:06,148
<font color="#ffff00">Sonic?</font>

640
00:46:17,749 --> 00:46:20,353
<font color="#ffff00">-Nice doing.
-Thanks. It's awesome, right?</font>

641
00:46:20,522 --> 00:46:22,509
<font color="#ffff00">All right, who's next?
Who wants some?</font>

642
00:46:22,688 --> 00:46:24,266
<font color="#ffff00">Who do I get to beat up?</font>

643
00:46:24,661 --> 00:46:29,063
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, has anybody seen my waitress?
Still waiting on those buffalo wings.</font>

644
00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:31,445
<font color="#ffff00">Ah, you!</font>

645
00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:44,127
<font color="#ffff00">Really?</font>

646
00:48:33,074 --> 00:48:35,841
<font color="#ffff00">-So, should we get out of here?
-Yeah, time to go.</font>

647
00:48:38,005 --> 00:48:39,026
<font color="#ffff00">That was amazing!</font>

648
00:48:39,229 --> 00:48:42,120
<font color="#ffff00">Wait a second, did we even pay
our tip? It doesn't matter!</font>

649
00:48:42,303 --> 00:48:44,926
<font color="#ffff00">Watch this. Watch this.
I always wanted to do this.</font>

650
00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:50,654
<font color="#ffff00">-Get them!
-See ya, suckers.</font>

651
00:48:51,439 --> 00:48:54,007
<font color="#ffff00">I can't say for sure,
but I think they liked me.</font>

652
00:49:00,058 --> 00:49:01,469
<font color="#ffff00">-Yes! Yes!
-Yeah!</font>
653
00:49:01,614 --> 00:49:02,245
<font color="#ffff00">Ouch!</font>

654
00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:05,255
<font color="#ffff00">-They got you pretty good.
-I'm all right, have been hit harder.</font>

655
00:49:05,413 --> 00:49:07,090
<font color="#ffff00">Did you see how much
toilet paper I used?</font>

656
00:49:07,238 --> 00:49:10,750
<font color="#ffff00">The next person that goes into that
bathroom will have nothing to wipe with.</font>

657
00:49:11,261 --> 00:49:14,921
<font color="#ffff00">The floors were sticky. The crowd
was rough. And the odds were against us.</font>

658
00:49:15,159 --> 00:49:18,421
<font color="#ffff00">But there was no stopping
Donut Lord and the Blue Blur.</font>

659
00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:21,230
<font color="#ffff00">Scratch another one off my list.</font>

660
00:49:22,449 --> 00:49:24,362
<font color="#ffff00">You are a weird little dude.</font>

661
00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:39,178
<font color="#ffff00">-Okay.
-So, what are we gonna do now?</font>

662
00:49:40,854 --> 00:49:42,914
<font color="#ffff00">I'm gonna pass out watching TV.</font>

663
00:49:43,247 --> 00:49:45,735
<font color="#ffff00">-You should, too.
-But this is my last night on Earth.</font>

664
00:49:45,867 --> 00:49:48,190
<font color="#ffff00">-I wanna soak up every last second.
-All right, well...</font>

665
00:49:48,330 --> 00:49:51,552
<font color="#ffff00">Anything you can find to do in this room,
you knock yourself out.</font>

666
00:49:58,116 --> 00:50:00,208
<font color="#ffff00">Good times.</font>

667
00:50:02,507 --> 00:50:03,960
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, come on.</font>

668
00:50:04,231 --> 00:50:08,293
<font color="#ffff00">-That's awful, what did you eat?
-I think it's called a chili dog.</font>

669
00:50:08,985 --> 00:50:11,675
<font color="#ffff00">You might wanna check
your fur on that one, buddy.</font>

670
00:50:12,223 --> 00:50:15,212
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, so what's this next planet
you're supposed to go to like?</font>

671
00:50:15,465 --> 00:50:18,320
<font color="#ffff00">It's no Earth. I can tell you that.
There's no people.</font>

672
00:50:18,456 --> 00:50:21,377
<font color="#ffff00">Just breathable air and giant
mushrooms, and stuff.</font>

673
00:50:21,909 --> 00:50:23,622
<font color="#ffff00">Well, look at it this way.</font>

674
00:50:24,001 --> 00:50:26,249
<font color="#ffff00">At least you won't be the only <i>fun-gi</i>.</font>

675
00:50:26,905 --> 00:50:29,460
<font color="#ffff00">No, don't ever do that again.</font>

676
00:50:30,598 --> 00:50:31,950
<font color="#ffff00">I liked it.</font>

677
00:50:33,816 --> 00:50:35,807
<font color="#ffff00">I'm really gonna miss this place.</font>

678
00:50:36,067 --> 00:50:39,622
<font color="#ffff00">I know I have to leave Earth to be safe,
but what if Longclaw was wrong?</font>

679
00:50:40,910 --> 00:50:42,915
<font color="#ffff00">Maybe I could have a life here.</font>

680
00:50:47,588 --> 00:50:49,927
<font color="#ffff00">All right, we should get some sleep.</font>

681
00:50:51,363 --> 00:50:54,519
<font color="#ffff00">You sleep, don't worry about me,
I'm gonna stay up all night</font>

682
00:50:54,663 --> 00:50:56,446
<font color="#ffff00">enjoying Earth while I can.</font>

683
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,976
<font color="#ffff00">Sure, kid.</font>

684
00:50:58,619 --> 00:51:00,763
<font color="#ffff00">As long as we're
on the road by eight.</font>

685
00:51:24,657 --> 00:51:28,777
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Thomas Wachowski, accused of committing
an act of domestic terrorism.</i></font>

686
00:51:29,326 --> 00:51:31,974
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Wachowski is considered
armed and dangerous.</i></font>

687
00:51:32,237 --> 00:51:35,249
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Any information regarding
his whereabouts should be reported</i></font>

688
00:51:35,401 --> 00:51:37,234
<font color="#ffff00"><i>to local authorities immediately.</i></font>

689
00:51:43,454 --> 00:51:45,408
<font color="#ffff00">Did he say where he was going?</font>

690
00:51:48,481 --> 00:51:50,759
<font color="#ffff00">Maybe. Maybe not.</font>

691
00:51:51,896 --> 00:51:53,599
<font color="#ffff00">Like I'd ever tell you.</font>
692
00:51:54,944 --> 00:51:56,503
<font color="#ffff00">Stand down, Agent Stone.</font>

693
00:51:56,575 --> 00:51:59,043
<font color="#ffff00">This well-meaning citizen obviously
doesn't understand</font>

694
00:51:59,196 --> 00:52:01,154
<font color="#ffff00">the urgency of the matter.</font>

695
00:52:03,484 --> 00:52:04,945
<font color="#ffff00">Really?</font>

696
00:52:07,203 --> 00:52:09,915
<font color="#ffff00">Now, that's what I call
'good cop, bad cop'.</font>

697
00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:14,510
<font color="#ffff00">Left yourself open.</font>

698
00:52:17,064 --> 00:52:19,055
<font color="#ffff00">Judging by the quickest route
to San Francisco,</font>

699
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,292
<font color="#ffff00">the approximate speed of their vehicle
and local weather conditions...</font>

700
00:52:23,878 --> 00:52:25,455
<font color="#ffff00">They should be...</font>

701
00:52:26,114 --> 00:52:28,053
<font color="#ffff00">right about...</font>

702
00:52:29,091 --> 00:52:30,434
<font color="#ffff00">here.</font>

703
00:52:30,734 --> 00:52:33,964
<font color="#ffff00">-That's brilliant, Sir.
-Thanks... for nothing.</font>

704
00:52:36,895 --> 00:52:39,373
<font color="#ffff00">-So, what's on your bucket list?
-Me?</font>

705
00:52:39,507 --> 00:52:42,318
<font color="#ffff00">-Yeah, everyone has a bucket list, right?
-Well, sure, but...</font>

706
00:52:42,454 --> 00:52:44,295
<font color="#ffff00">I mean, you are the one leaving Earth.</font>

707
00:52:44,676 --> 00:52:46,665
<font color="#ffff00">And I'm not planning
on dying anytime soon.</font>

708
00:52:46,812 --> 00:52:49,978
<font color="#ffff00">Don't be so sure, your best friend
is a magnet for danger.</font>

709
00:52:50,117 --> 00:52:52,034
<font color="#ffff00">You're anointing yourself as the bestie?</font>

710
00:52:53,224 --> 00:52:55,197
<font color="#ffff00">Little presumptuous,
but... I mean...</font>

711
00:52:55,671 --> 00:52:57,821
<font color="#ffff00">I like you, of course, but...</font>

712
00:52:58,050 --> 00:52:59,785
<font color="#ffff00">You know, we're not best friends.</font>

713
00:53:00,153 --> 00:53:01,885
<font color="#ffff00">You tucked me in last night.</font>

714
00:53:02,089 --> 00:53:05,178
<font color="#ffff00">-Fine, fine. Best animal friend.
-That would be my dog Ozzy.</font>

715
00:53:05,287 --> 00:53:09,112
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, let's trap this increasingly
humiliating topic of conversation.</font>

716
00:53:09,338 --> 00:53:11,124
<font color="#ffff00">Bucket list. Give it to me.</font>

717
00:53:11,549 --> 00:53:13,491
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, there is one thing.</font>

718
00:53:14,399 --> 00:53:16,320
<font color="#ffff00">In Green Hills I've always felt,</font>

719
00:53:16,703 --> 00:53:19,874
<font color="#ffff00">I don't know, more like a baby sitter
than a real cop, you know?</font>

720
00:53:20,062 --> 00:53:22,892
<font color="#ffff00">So, I want a chance to prove
myself under real pressure.</font>

721
00:53:23,065 --> 00:53:25,830
<font color="#ffff00">I'm gonna move to San Francisco,
become a street cop.</font>

722
00:53:26,445 --> 00:53:29,090
<font color="#ffff00">And, I don't know,
see if I have what it takes.</font>

723
00:53:30,252 --> 00:53:31,471
<font color="#ffff00">What?</font>

724
00:53:32,735 --> 00:53:36,260
<font color="#ffff00">-Why is your face doing that?
-You're leaving Green Hills?!</font>

725
00:53:36,994 --> 00:53:38,982
<font color="#ffff00">-Okay.
-Bu-- But-- But why?</font>

726
00:53:39,032 --> 00:53:42,093
<font color="#ffff00">-Why would you leave Green Hills?
-This maybe hard for you to understand,</font>

727
00:53:42,232 --> 00:53:44,867
<font color="#ffff00">but Green Hills is a small town,
it's a very small town.</font>

728
00:53:45,005 --> 00:53:47,467
<font color="#ffff00">It's not small. There are
hundreds of people.</font>

729
00:53:47,626 --> 00:53:49,165
<font color="#ffff00">That's a small town, dude.</font>

730
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,976
<font color="#ffff00">It's a perfect town,
and the people need you.</font>
731
00:53:52,081 --> 00:53:55,427
<font color="#ffff00">Please, I clean up their gutters,
I jumpstart their cars in the winter.</font>

732
00:53:55,563 --> 00:53:57,254
<font color="#ffff00">They can call anybody to do that.</font>

733
00:53:57,377 --> 00:54:00,886
<font color="#ffff00">Sure, they can call anybody,
but the don't. They call you.</font>

734
00:54:17,996 --> 00:54:20,128
<font color="#ffff00">Eeny meeny miny...</font>

735
00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:22,722
<font color="#ffff00">mayhem.</font>

736
00:54:33,756 --> 00:54:35,934
<font color="#ffff00">-You're not making any sense.
-Would you calm down?</font>

737
00:54:35,938 --> 00:54:37,976
<font color="#ffff00">You come from a great town
with great people,</font>

738
00:54:38,126 --> 00:54:40,776
<font color="#ffff00">and by my count zero bad guys
trying to kill you.</font>

739
00:54:43,035 --> 00:54:45,505
<font color="#ffff00">Besides, what could possibly
be more important</font>

740
00:54:45,645 --> 00:54:47,961
<font color="#ffff00">than protecting the people you care about?</font>

741
00:54:53,997 --> 00:54:55,519
<font color="#ffff00">Look, I get--</font>

742
00:54:57,337 --> 00:54:58,664
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah!</font>

743
00:55:05,939 --> 00:55:09,614
<font color="#ffff00">You know what? I was wrong about you.
You're not the Donut Lord at all.</font>
744
00:55:09,739 --> 00:55:11,597
<font color="#ffff00">You're more like the Jerk Lord.</font>

745
00:55:11,746 --> 00:55:14,330
<font color="#ffff00">Have you noticed the harpoon
stuck in our dash?!</font>

746
00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:21,196
<font color="#ffff00">Sonic!</font>

747
00:55:21,363 --> 00:55:24,961
<font color="#ffff00">I was forced from my home,
your home is perfect and you're leaving it.</font>

748
00:55:25,108 --> 00:55:26,746
<font color="#ffff00">Why would you do that?</font>

749
00:55:26,871 --> 00:55:29,201
<font color="#ffff00">-Your body!
-No, no! Not again!</font>

750
00:55:29,437 --> 00:55:31,233
<font color="#ffff00">-Hey, hold on!
-Why?</font>

751
00:55:31,353 --> 00:55:32,722
<font color="#ffff00">Because I'm gonna do this.</font>

752
00:55:51,310 --> 00:55:52,518
<font color="#ffff00">Sonic!</font>

753
00:55:53,932 --> 00:55:55,343
<font color="#ffff00">Sonic!</font>

754
00:55:59,445 --> 00:56:01,911
<font color="#ffff00">Guess I had a bonus life.</font>

755
00:56:04,474 --> 00:56:05,669
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, baby!</font>

756
00:56:05,868 --> 00:56:08,044
<font color="#ffff00">Sonic - one, big tank - zero.</font>

757
00:56:08,374 --> 00:56:10,224
<font color="#ffff00">I'm sorry. Did we
get this on camera?</font>

758
00:56:10,336 --> 00:56:12,706
<font color="#ffff00">-How are you not dead?
-I have no idea.</font>

759
00:56:13,157 --> 00:56:14,495
<font color="#ffff00">But do you see me dancing?</font>

760
00:56:14,648 --> 00:56:17,157
<font color="#ffff00">-Yes, I saw your dance.
-Is that all you've got?</font>

761
00:56:17,303 --> 00:56:19,241
<font color="#ffff00">No, but thank you for asking.</font>

762
00:56:22,961 --> 00:56:24,060
<font color="#ffff00">Sonic!</font>

763
00:56:24,512 --> 00:56:27,106
<font color="#ffff00">-Get back in the truck!
-You go, I'll catch up.</font>

764
00:56:38,293 --> 00:56:40,569
<font color="#ffff00">I think that tank just had a baby.</font>

765
00:56:53,156 --> 00:56:54,590
<font color="#ffff00">Incoming!</font>

766
00:56:56,708 --> 00:56:59,316
<font color="#ffff00">-It's my turn!
-You just had. Now it's mine!</font>

767
00:56:59,479 --> 00:57:01,590
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, stop fighting, or I'm taking
that thing away!</font>

768
00:57:01,771 --> 00:57:02,921
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, right, Dad.</font>

769
00:57:14,827 --> 00:57:16,819
<font color="#ffff00">-Where are you going?
-Just drive the car.</font>

770
00:57:16,987 --> 00:57:18,502
<font color="#ffff00">I'll take care of this.</font>

771
00:57:18,691 --> 00:57:20,556
<font color="#ffff00">And if I don't make it, just ditch me,</font>

772
00:57:20,698 --> 00:57:22,074
<font color="#ffff00">you seem good at that.</font>

773
00:57:31,590 --> 00:57:33,749
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, everyone, welcome back
to my livestream.</font>

774
00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:36,095
<font color="#ffff00">Today, we're destroying robots. Step one.</font>

775
00:57:41,277 --> 00:57:42,844
<font color="#ffff00">Yes! We did it!</font>

776
00:57:47,585 --> 00:57:50,100
<font color="#ffff00">We did not do it. Who is this guy?</font>

777
00:57:50,511 --> 00:57:52,680
<font color="#ffff00">Ever wonder where your
tax dollars are going?</font>

778
00:57:52,836 --> 00:57:55,173
<font color="#ffff00">My turn, here,
just keep us going straight.</font>

779
00:57:55,528 --> 00:57:56,872
<font color="#ffff00">I put on cruise control.</font>

780
00:57:57,126 --> 00:58:00,763
<font color="#ffff00">I feel just like Vin Diesel.
It's all about family, Tom.</font>

781
00:58:07,942 --> 00:58:11,731
<font color="#ffff00">Quick suggestion. Roll up into a ball
and smash him with your body.</font>

782
00:58:12,968 --> 00:58:15,312
<font color="#ffff00">Whoa! Where'd you learn how to drive?!</font>

783
00:58:15,490 --> 00:58:18,031
<font color="#ffff00">Here, in this truck,
it's happening as we speak.</font>
784
00:58:21,044 --> 00:58:22,964
<font color="#ffff00">I can't reach it, bring it in closer.</font>

785
00:58:23,099 --> 00:58:25,471
<font color="#ffff00">-What?
-Bring it in closer. Hit the brakes.</font>

786
00:58:25,724 --> 00:58:28,656
<font color="#ffff00">-Oh, you mean this one?
-The other brakes!</font>

787
00:58:43,053 --> 00:58:46,221
<font color="#ffff00">Give me a big fat break!</font>

788
00:58:52,271 --> 00:58:54,305
<font color="#ffff00">This one is cute, let's keep him.</font>

789
00:58:57,907 --> 00:58:59,020
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, come on!</font>

790
00:58:59,154 --> 00:59:01,476
<font color="#ffff00">How can something so adorable
be so terrible.</font>

791
00:59:04,810 --> 00:59:06,704
<font color="#ffff00">You got car insurance, right?</font>

792
00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:14,525
<font color="#ffff00">Buzz off!</font>

793
00:59:14,911 --> 00:59:17,597
<font color="#ffff00">-That doesn't sound good.
-No, beeping means bad! Get rid of it!</font>

794
00:59:17,711 --> 00:59:18,439
<font color="#ffff00">I'm trying.</font>

795
00:59:18,558 --> 00:59:20,532
<font color="#ffff00">Just throw it off the window!
Throw it anywhere!</font>

796
00:59:20,659 --> 00:59:23,018
<font color="#ffff00">-I can't get it off!
-All right, I'm pulling over.</font>
797
00:59:30,595 --> 00:59:32,426
<font color="#ffff00">-Did I get it?
-No.</font>

798
00:59:34,218 --> 00:59:35,788
<font color="#ffff00">Here, hold still.</font>

799
00:59:36,541 --> 00:59:38,322
<font color="#ffff00">It's going. It's going.</font>

800
00:59:38,570 --> 00:59:39,926
<font color="#ffff00">It's still here.</font>

801
00:59:43,072 --> 00:59:46,291
<font color="#ffff00">Get off me! Nailed it!</font>

802
00:59:55,958 --> 00:59:57,285
<font color="#ffff00">Sonic!</font>

803
01:00:04,418 --> 01:00:05,635
<font color="#ffff00">No, no.</font>

804
01:00:12,654 --> 01:00:14,379
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, come on.
You're all right.</font>

805
01:00:14,522 --> 01:00:16,689
<font color="#ffff00">Wake up. Wake up.</font>

806
01:00:23,425 --> 01:00:24,831
<font color="#ffff00">Did we get them?</font>

807
01:00:25,552 --> 01:00:27,430
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, no, there they are.</font>

808
01:00:27,698 --> 01:00:30,435
<font color="#ffff00">They are real survivors, those two.</font>

809
01:00:35,368 --> 01:00:37,164
<font color="#ffff00">Can we have a moment?</font>

810
01:00:39,598 --> 01:00:41,630
<font color="#ffff00">Pin yourself to the wall.</font>

811
01:00:42,566 --> 01:00:44,784
<font color="#ffff00">You know, I won't miss you
when you're gone.</font>

812
01:00:44,909 --> 01:00:48,849
<font color="#ffff00">Human beings are unreliable and stupid,
and I care very little about them.</font>

813
01:00:48,986 --> 01:00:51,323
<font color="#ffff00">But my machines are diligent, relentless.</font>

814
01:00:51,531 --> 01:00:53,478
<font color="#ffff00">They're everything to me!</font>

815
01:01:07,977 --> 01:01:09,551
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Interesting.</i></font>

816
01:01:31,322 --> 01:01:33,919
<font color="#ffff00">Hold on, buddy. You'll be all right.</font>

817
01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:35,775
<font color="#ffff00">You'll be all right.</font>

818
01:01:40,554 --> 01:01:43,392
<font color="#ffff00">-I beg you, Rachel. No. It's emergency.
-No, no. Not today. Goodbye. Bye bye.</font>

819
01:01:43,530 --> 01:01:45,509
<font color="#ffff00">-Would you stop? Open it please. Maddie!
-Bye. Bye.</font>

820
01:01:45,537 --> 01:01:48,704
<font color="#ffff00">-Don't do this to me please. It's important.
-Tom! Oh my God. Rachel let him in!</font>

821
01:01:48,832 --> 01:01:51,608
<font color="#ffff00">I am calling the Police. No, I am calling
the FBI. I am calling the CIA.</font>

822
01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:53,113
<font color="#ffff00">-I am calling someone.
-Don't do that.</font>

823
01:01:53,172 --> 01:01:54,713
<font color="#ffff00">-I'm calling your Mother.
-Okay. Got it.</font>
824
01:01:54,847 --> 01:01:56,624
<font color="#ffff00">-Maddie, can we just--
-Tom, what's going on?</font>

825
01:01:56,667 --> 01:01:58,886
<font color="#ffff00">You're all over the news.
I've been trying to call you.</font>

826
01:01:58,901 --> 01:02:00,887
<font color="#ffff00">I had to ditch my phone
so they couldn't track me.</font>

827
01:02:00,817 --> 01:02:02,108
<font color="#ffff00">-Ditch his phone?
-Track? You?</font>

828
01:02:02,238 --> 01:02:03,924
<font color="#ffff00">-Uncle Tommy!
-Jojo! Hey.</font>

829
01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:07,235
<font color="#ffff00">-Now your niece is an accessory to treason.
-She's not.</font>

830
01:02:07,435 --> 01:02:10,541
<font color="#ffff00">-Would you calm down.
-Calm down? I will not calm down!</font>

831
01:02:10,693 --> 01:02:14,045
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, calm down. Stop talking.
No, Ozzy, please. I know, good to see you.</font>

832
01:02:14,251 --> 01:02:17,130
<font color="#ffff00">- No, no! Ozzy, stop!
-Oh, good ol' Lord Baby Jesus!</font>

833
01:02:17,353 --> 01:02:20,070
<font color="#ffff00">What is that, Tom?
Is it plutonium? Is it emails?</font>

834
01:02:20,195 --> 01:02:23,586
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, it's plutonium. Can we just please--
Can we just go to your room and talk--</font>

835
01:02:23,610 --> 01:02:24,710
<font color="#ffff00">Stop it, Ozzy! Quit it!</font>
836
01:02:24,850 --> 01:02:27,368
<font color="#ffff00">-This is why I told you he was no good.
-I'm not engaging--</font>

837
01:02:27,656 --> 01:02:29,238
<font color="#ffff00">-No, Ozzy, quit it!
-Door now open.</font>

838
01:02:29,366 --> 01:02:30,281
<font color="#ffff00">-Locked.
-No, it's unlocked.</font>

839
01:02:30,871 --> 01:02:32,954
<font color="#ffff00">Ozzy, no! Ozzy! No, no!</font>

840
01:02:34,646 --> 01:02:36,084
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, catch me, Jojo.</font>

841
01:02:38,148 --> 01:02:39,822
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, thank God!</font>

842
01:02:41,084 --> 01:02:42,349
<font color="#ffff00">Can I get a glass of water?</font>

843
01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:27,006
<font color="#ffff00">I just thought you might like a latte
with steamed Austrian goat milk.</font>

844
01:04:27,461 --> 01:04:30,807
<font color="#ffff00">What do I look like, an imbecile?
Of course, I want a latte!</font>

845
01:04:31,027 --> 01:04:32,946
<font color="#ffff00">I love the way you make them!</font>

846
01:04:39,485 --> 01:04:41,903
<font color="#ffff00">Ready the prototype.</font>

847
01:04:42,413 --> 01:04:47,838
<font color="#ffff00">With this kind of power my machines
can finally reach their full potential.</font>

848
01:04:54,242 --> 01:04:56,098
<font color="#ffff00">He's gonna be okay, Jojo.</font>

849
01:04:57,490 --> 01:04:59,840
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, thank God.
He's gonna be okay, right?</font>

850
01:05:00,137 --> 01:05:02,874
<font color="#ffff00">I'm a vet, Tom, I don't even know
what I'm looking at here.</font>

851
01:05:03,004 --> 01:05:04,963
<font color="#ffff00">Well, he's a hedgehog...
Or so he says.</font>

852
01:05:05,168 --> 01:05:06,857
<font color="#ffff00">-It talks?
-Almost constantly.</font>

853
01:05:07,162 --> 01:05:08,179
<font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>

854
01:05:09,937 --> 01:05:11,021
<font color="#ffff00">-Holy...
-What?</font>

855
01:05:11,196 --> 01:05:12,816
<font color="#ffff00">Its pulse is super fast.</font>

856
01:05:12,958 --> 01:05:15,077
<font color="#ffff00">Well, that actually
might be normal for him.</font>

857
01:05:15,130 --> 01:05:18,433
<font color="#ffff00">-I don't know. You gotta help him, Maddie.
-I don't know his physiology.</font>

858
01:05:18,568 --> 01:05:21,486
<font color="#ffff00">He doesn't seem to have
any broken bones. He's just...</font>

859
01:05:22,371 --> 01:05:23,911
<font color="#ffff00">really banged up.</font>

860
01:05:25,209 --> 01:05:27,176
<font color="#ffff00">Look at its poor little feet.</font>

861
01:05:30,785 --> 01:05:33,381
<font color="#ffff00">Hang in there, buddy.
You gonna be all right.</font>
862
01:05:36,629 --> 01:05:39,247
<font color="#ffff00">Jojo, untie your Mo-- Jojo!</font>

863
01:05:39,674 --> 01:05:42,284
<font color="#ffff00">Untie Mommy. Sweetie.</font>

864
01:05:42,987 --> 01:05:44,110
<font color="#ffff00">Jojo!</font>

865
01:05:47,001 --> 01:05:48,619
<font color="#ffff00">I have to go to the bathroom.</font>

866
01:05:48,766 --> 01:05:50,459
<font color="#ffff00">He's gonna be okay, right?</font>

867
01:05:50,608 --> 01:05:53,139
<font color="#ffff00">Like he's gonna snap outta this.
He'll wake up soon.</font>

868
01:05:53,336 --> 01:05:55,637
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, smelling salts! Don't you have
like vet smelling salts,</font>

869
01:05:55,778 --> 01:05:58,006
<font color="#ffff00">like for cats, or parakeets or something?</font>

870
01:05:58,156 --> 01:06:01,074
<font color="#ffff00">-No, they don't make cat smelling salts.
-They should.</font>

871
01:06:01,504 --> 01:06:05,583
<font color="#ffff00">I have human smelling salts
in my human first aid kit.</font>

872
01:06:06,864 --> 01:06:08,113
<font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>

873
01:06:10,312 --> 01:06:11,460
<font color="#ffff00">Come on, buddy.</font>

874
01:06:11,607 --> 01:06:12,939
<font color="#ffff00">Gotta go fast!</font>

875
01:06:16,356 --> 01:06:18,715
<font color="#ffff00">Where am I? What year is it?
Is the Rock President?</font>

876
01:06:18,841 --> 01:06:20,787
<font color="#ffff00">Whoa, whoa, buddy.
You're okay. Calm down.</font>

877
01:06:20,923 --> 01:06:23,129
<font color="#ffff00">-Oh, hi Pretzel Lady!
-Hi.</font>

878
01:06:24,051 --> 01:06:25,051
<font color="#ffff00">Tom?</font>

879
01:06:25,222 --> 01:06:27,004
<font color="#ffff00">-Yeah?
-Can I talk to you please?</font>

880
01:06:30,170 --> 01:06:32,217
<font color="#ffff00">Space hedgehog, stay there. Try to rest.</font>

881
01:06:32,339 --> 01:06:35,531
<font color="#ffff00">You got it. I am great at resting.
I rest better than anybody.</font>

882
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,305
<font color="#ffff00">Still talking.</font>

883
01:06:37,433 --> 01:06:41,070
<font color="#ffff00">First of all, can we take a moment to
acknowledge how under control I've been.</font>

884
01:06:41,185 --> 01:06:42,548
<font color="#ffff00">-Amazing.
-Didn't freak out.</font>

885
01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:44,525
<font color="#ffff00">-No.
-Totally calm.</font>

886
01:06:44,933 --> 01:06:46,477
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>

887
01:06:47,195 --> 01:06:48,885
<font color="#ffff00">Second of all,</font>

888
01:06:49,398 --> 01:06:52,341
<font color="#ffff00">what the heck is going on?!
Is that thing an alien?</font>

889
01:06:52,497 --> 01:06:56,903
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, so, remember how Crazy Carl
is always going on about the Blue Devil?</font>

890
01:06:57,782 --> 01:06:59,897
<font color="#ffff00">-That's him. He's real?
-Dah!</font>

891
01:07:00,021 --> 01:07:02,492
<font color="#ffff00">What is he doing here?
What are you doing here?</font>

892
01:07:03,633 --> 01:07:06,787
<font color="#ffff00">I kinda sorta shot our little blue friend
with your tranq gun.</font>

893
01:07:06,912 --> 01:07:09,215
<font color="#ffff00">-No, you did not!
-I didn't-- I didn't mean to.</font>

894
01:07:09,330 --> 01:07:11,386
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, this is kinda hard
for me to explain.</font>

895
01:07:11,451 --> 01:07:13,187
<font color="#ffff00">And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy.</font>

896
01:07:13,313 --> 01:07:16,663
<font color="#ffff00">He has to get to the Transamerica
building, and I promised I'd take him.</font>

897
01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:19,127
<font color="#ffff00">Aliens?</font>

898
01:07:19,392 --> 01:07:21,401
<font color="#ffff00">Maddie, your husband's
lost his mind.</font>

899
01:07:21,548 --> 01:07:25,154
<font color="#ffff00">You can use this as an opportunity
to leave him. No one would judge you.</font>

900
01:07:30,159 --> 01:07:32,537
<font color="#ffff00">So you won't hurt your feet anymore.</font>

901
01:07:33,035 --> 01:07:34,393
<font color="#ffff00">Really?</font>

902
01:07:35,362 --> 01:07:37,675
<font color="#ffff00">No one's ever given me a gift before.</font>

903
01:07:38,484 --> 01:07:40,685
<font color="#ffff00">I gotta check it off my bucket list.</font>

904
01:07:50,065 --> 01:07:51,986
<font color="#ffff00">All right. Lookin' good.</font>

905
01:07:55,109 --> 01:07:56,269
<font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>

906
01:07:56,529 --> 01:07:59,430
<font color="#ffff00">You said you wanted to help
people in real trouble, right?</font>

907
01:07:59,905 --> 01:08:01,280
<font color="#ffff00">Well, that's what you're doing.</font>

908
01:08:01,475 --> 01:08:04,979
<font color="#ffff00">Blue alien hedgehogs
still count as <i>people</i>, right?</font>

909
01:08:05,137 --> 01:08:06,393
<font color="#ffff00">-I think so, too.
-Yeah.</font>

910
01:08:06,522 --> 01:08:08,038
<font color="#ffff00">-I think.
-Okay.</font>

911
01:08:08,198 --> 01:08:11,888
<font color="#ffff00">I love you. Did I tell you that already?
I don't deserve you, you know that?</font>

912
01:08:12,077 --> 01:08:13,624
<font color="#ffff00">I know that.</font>

913
01:08:16,118 --> 01:08:17,106
<font color="#ffff00">So,</font>
914
01:08:17,206 --> 01:08:20,790
<font color="#ffff00">you're supposed to be Tom's best friend
that he won't shut up about.</font>

915
01:08:22,375 --> 01:08:24,201
<font color="#ffff00">Well, I don't see the appeal.</font>

916
01:08:25,984 --> 01:08:28,677
<font color="#ffff00">Stop. That is very gross.</font>

917
01:08:30,793 --> 01:08:31,848
<font color="#ffff00">-Hey.
-Hey.</font>

918
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:33,059
<font color="#ffff00">So,</font>

919
01:08:33,192 --> 01:08:35,317
<font color="#ffff00">my truck still runs,
but it's pretty much total.</font>

920
01:08:35,436 --> 01:08:37,633
<font color="#ffff00">You think your sister would mind
if we borrowed her car?</font>

921
01:08:37,761 --> 01:08:39,553
<font color="#ffff00">You have got to be kidding me!</font>

922
01:08:40,279 --> 01:08:42,508
<font color="#ffff00">-She'll be fine.
-Yes, let's do that.</font>

923
01:08:42,853 --> 01:08:45,045
<font color="#ffff00">This is my house!</font>

924
01:08:47,435 --> 01:08:50,729
<font color="#ffff00">Whoa, whoa... Now this is my turn.
And I pull around him.</font>

925
01:08:50,877 --> 01:08:53,390
<font color="#ffff00">Sorry. And... perfect park.</font>

926
01:08:53,691 --> 01:08:56,411
<font color="#ffff00">-What are you, crazy?
-Is there anything you didn't hit?</font>
927
01:08:56,548 --> 01:08:59,301
<font color="#ffff00">-Why did we let the alien drive?
-Hey, I got us here.</font>

928
01:08:59,465 --> 01:09:01,375
<font color="#ffff00">And please, five stars.</font>

929
01:09:02,567 --> 01:09:03,927
<font color="#ffff00">So, this is it?</font>

930
01:09:04,113 --> 01:09:05,760
<font color="#ffff00">That's it. That's your pyramid.</font>

931
01:09:06,295 --> 01:09:09,362
<font color="#ffff00">-Wow! Look at that thing.
-What happens now?</font>

932
01:09:10,268 --> 01:09:12,838
<font color="#ffff00">-Oh, he's... gone.
-Yup.</font>

933
01:09:14,090 --> 01:09:16,798
<font color="#ffff00">No good. You need a special key
to get to the roof.</font>

934
01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:19,355
<font color="#ffff00">What now?</font>

935
01:09:19,518 --> 01:09:22,710
<font color="#ffff00">Time for me to abuse the power
entrusted to me.</font>

936
01:09:32,568 --> 01:09:33,942
<font color="#ffff00">We got a jumper on the roof.</font>

937
01:09:34,064 --> 01:09:37,393
<font color="#ffff00">Gotta get up there fast, or we gonna have
a human pancake on our hands.</font>

938
01:09:37,564 --> 01:09:39,870
<font color="#ffff00">You came all the way from Montana?</font>

939
01:09:40,121 --> 01:09:42,346
<font color="#ffff00">Yup, that's how serious it is.</font>

940
01:09:46,786 --> 01:09:48,128
<font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>

941
01:09:49,547 --> 01:09:51,163
<font color="#ffff00">You just saved a life.</font>

942
01:09:54,627 --> 01:09:55,987
<font color="#ffff00">Come on. Come on.</font>

943
01:09:59,804 --> 01:10:02,453
<font color="#ffff00">How much longer?
I can't breathe in here.</font>

944
01:10:04,629 --> 01:10:06,919
<font color="#ffff00">Hello? Anybody there?</font>

945
01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:09,037
<font color="#ffff00">Do you have your child in that bag?</font>

946
01:10:09,268 --> 01:10:10,411
<font color="#ffff00">No.</font>

947
01:10:10,578 --> 01:10:13,025
<font color="#ffff00">I mean yes, it's a child,
but it's not mine.</font>

948
01:10:14,147 --> 01:10:15,524
<font color="#ffff00">It's not your child?</font>

949
01:10:15,888 --> 01:10:17,919
<font color="#ffff00">Relax, I'm a cop, okay?</font>

950
01:10:18,041 --> 01:10:19,872
<font color="#ffff00">Plus he likes it in there,
don't you, buddy?</font>

951
01:10:20,009 --> 01:10:21,306
<font color="#ffff00">Why would I like it in here?</font>

952
01:10:21,446 --> 01:10:24,332
<font color="#ffff00">This is worse than the dog cage
you had me in earlier.</font>

953
01:10:25,043 --> 01:10:26,785
<font color="#ffff00">Such a kidder.</font>
954
01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:29,207
<font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>

955
01:10:29,318 --> 01:10:31,958
<font color="#ffff00">No, I'm scared of the dark!
Is anybody there?</font>

956
01:10:45,148 --> 01:10:47,259
<font color="#ffff00">What were you keeping in this bag?</font>

957
01:10:47,492 --> 01:10:49,222
<font color="#ffff00">A jar of pickled farts?</font>

958
01:10:49,381 --> 01:10:51,665
<font color="#ffff00">All right, all right,
what are we looking for?</font>

959
01:10:54,215 --> 01:10:55,493
<font color="#ffff00">This!</font>

960
01:10:55,954 --> 01:10:58,082
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, what happens now?</font>

961
01:10:58,192 --> 01:11:01,604
<font color="#ffff00">Now, all I have to do is think of where
I want the other end of the ring to appear,</font>

962
01:11:01,734 --> 01:11:03,426
<font color="#ffff00">-and I throw it.
-So, that's it?</font>

963
01:11:03,802 --> 01:11:05,729
<font color="#ffff00">-We did it?
-Yeah. We did it.</font>

964
01:11:06,455 --> 01:11:09,944
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, sorry we didn't get to do
everything on your bucket list, pal.</font>

965
01:11:10,108 --> 01:11:12,940
<font color="#ffff00">It's okay. I did the ones
I needed the most.</font>

966
01:11:13,866 --> 01:11:17,564
<font color="#ffff00">-You two are so cute, like...
-Oh, please. What?</font>
967
01:11:17,704 --> 01:11:19,746
<font color="#ffff00">-We are not.
-No, we're not cute.</font>

968
01:11:19,886 --> 01:11:23,017
<font color="#ffff00">We are a couple of loose cannons
just living by our own rules.</font>

969
01:11:23,141 --> 01:11:24,681
<font color="#ffff00">-Exactly. Yeah.
-Really?</font>

970
01:11:24,824 --> 01:11:27,980
<font color="#ffff00">And our rules include expressing
heartfelt emotions.</font>

971
01:11:28,131 --> 01:11:29,308
<font color="#ffff00">If you say so.</font>

972
01:11:29,539 --> 01:11:31,045
<font color="#ffff00">Okay then.</font>

973
01:11:31,328 --> 01:11:32,378
<font color="#ffff00">All right.</font>

974
01:11:33,454 --> 01:11:35,454
<font color="#ffff00">-You gotta go, right?
-Yeah, I gotta go, so...</font>

975
01:11:35,571 --> 01:11:38,743
<font color="#ffff00">-I gotta go. We gotta go, too.
-So, see-- All right. Bye bye.</font>

976
01:11:42,939 --> 01:11:44,571
<font color="#ffff00">Just one more thing.</font>

977
01:11:52,648 --> 01:11:54,783
<font color="#ffff00">I'm sorry I was so hard on you.</font>

978
01:11:57,225 --> 01:12:00,052
<font color="#ffff00">I know it's a tough decision
for you to leave Green Hills.</font>

979
01:12:00,420 --> 01:12:03,125
<font color="#ffff00">Walking away from something
you care about</font>

980
01:12:03,595 --> 01:12:05,282
<font color="#ffff00">has to be painful.</font>

981
01:12:05,416 --> 01:12:07,457
<font color="#ffff00">You're not sure you really wanna go, huh?</font>

982
01:12:08,294 --> 01:12:11,199
<font color="#ffff00">I don't wanna go, but I can't stay.</font>

983
01:12:11,738 --> 01:12:14,509
<font color="#ffff00">As long as I'm here
I put everyone in danger.</font>

984
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:16,375
<font color="#ffff00">I can't do that.</font>

985
01:12:17,316 --> 01:12:20,034
<font color="#ffff00">I just want you to know
that these last two days</font>

986
01:12:20,168 --> 01:12:23,917
<font color="#ffff00">have been the best two days of my life.</font>

987
01:12:26,984 --> 01:12:28,655
<font color="#ffff00">You know I never though I'd say this</font>

988
01:12:28,787 --> 01:12:31,297
<font color="#ffff00">but I'm actually gonna miss you,
you little Blue Devil.</font>

989
01:12:31,444 --> 01:12:33,490
<font color="#ffff00">I'll miss you too, Donut Lord.</font>

990
01:12:34,323 --> 01:12:35,480
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>

991
01:12:36,191 --> 01:12:37,471
<font color="#ffff00">For what?</font>

992
01:12:38,101 --> 01:12:39,682
<font color="#ffff00">For saving my life.</font>

993
01:12:57,672 --> 01:13:00,573
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, did someone leave
their 'Find my Phone' on?</font>

994
01:13:26,874 --> 01:13:29,935
<font color="#ffff00">Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski.</font>

995
01:13:30,619 --> 01:13:32,454
<font color="#ffff00">Are you enjoying the clam chowder?</font>

996
01:13:32,568 --> 01:13:34,988
<font color="#ffff00">It's the government wack job
who keeps trying to kill us,</font>

997
01:13:35,103 --> 01:13:35,932
<font color="#ffff00">unsuccessfully.</font>

998
01:13:36,338 --> 01:13:38,416
<font color="#ffff00">Nice of you to swing by
on your way to Comic-Con.</font>

999
01:13:38,548 --> 01:13:40,044
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, what are you wearing?</font>

1000
01:13:41,576 --> 01:13:43,052
<font color="#ffff00">It's a flight suit.</font>

1001
01:13:43,232 --> 01:13:45,895
<font color="#ffff00">Designed to modulate my body temperature
and reduce drag.</font>

1002
01:13:46,124 --> 01:13:48,019
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, and yet you're still are one.</font>

1003
01:13:48,435 --> 01:13:51,287
<font color="#ffff00">Good one, you are catching fire, Thomas.</font>

1004
01:13:51,668 --> 01:13:54,573
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, and speaking of heat,
I see you've taken a lover.</font>

1005
01:13:54,716 --> 01:13:58,277
<font color="#ffff00">Does she have a name, or should
we just call her 'collateral damage'?</font>

1006
01:13:58,486 --> 01:13:59,698
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, watch your mouth!</font>
1007
01:13:59,842 --> 01:14:02,269
<font color="#ffff00">Unless you want a little more
of what I gave you earlier?</font>

1008
01:14:02,393 --> 01:14:03,474
<font color="#ffff00">Punched him in a face.</font>

1009
01:14:03,591 --> 01:14:05,965
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, you punched him right in the face.
It was awesome.</font>

1010
01:14:06,102 --> 01:14:09,001
<font color="#ffff00">The time for talking is over!
It's time to push buttons.</font>

1011
01:14:09,134 --> 01:14:11,965
<font color="#ffff00">Your flying eggs are pretty impressive,
Mr. Eggman.</font>

1012
01:14:12,197 --> 01:14:14,627
<font color="#ffff00">But let's face it, you'll never catch me.</font>

1013
01:14:14,766 --> 01:14:16,293
<font color="#ffff00">Confidence,</font>

1014
01:14:16,570 --> 01:14:18,859
<font color="#ffff00">a fool's substitute for intelligence.</font>

1015
01:14:26,334 --> 01:14:28,014
<font color="#ffff00">That's not good.</font>

1016
01:14:28,408 --> 01:14:31,607
<font color="#ffff00">Sonic, I know you got the super speed
and everything, but Maddie and I--</font>

1017
01:14:31,730 --> 01:14:33,877
<font color="#ffff00">Totally defenseless,
probably gonna get blown up?</font>

1018
01:14:33,998 --> 01:14:35,321
<font color="#ffff00">Pretty much, yeah.</font>

1019
01:14:35,876 --> 01:14:38,600
<font color="#ffff00">Don't worry, I know exactly what to do.</font>
1020
01:14:45,796 --> 01:14:47,778
<font color="#ffff00">I was not expecting that.</font>

1021
01:14:48,058 --> 01:14:51,199
<font color="#ffff00">But I was expecting not to expect
something, so it doesn't count.</font>

1022
01:15:51,557 --> 01:15:52,809
<font color="#ffff00">Come on!</font>

1023
01:15:52,937 --> 01:15:55,133
<font color="#ffff00">Com-- Com--
Come on! Come on!</font>

1024
01:16:21,605 --> 01:16:24,080
<font color="#ffff00">Hi Tom. Glad you're here.</font>

1025
01:16:24,218 --> 01:16:27,430
<font color="#ffff00">Could use some help.
Old Bessie is about to give birth.</font>

1026
01:16:28,096 --> 01:16:29,444
<font color="#ffff00">Give me a minute.</font>

1027
01:16:32,156 --> 01:16:35,265
<font color="#ffff00">Can I give you one
genius piece of advice?</font>

1028
01:16:35,856 --> 01:16:37,268
<font color="#ffff00">Don't run.</font>

1029
01:16:37,408 --> 01:16:39,550
<font color="#ffff00">It'll only hurt more if you do.</font>

1030
01:16:39,770 --> 01:16:42,146
<font color="#ffff00">And it's bad for your joints,
they proved it.</font>

1031
01:16:42,289 --> 01:16:46,023
<font color="#ffff00">All right, Eggman, you wanna get fast?
Let's get fast.</font>

1032
01:16:49,004 --> 01:16:50,925
<font color="#ffff00">The hard way it is.</font>

1033
01:17:09,651 --> 01:17:11,952
<font color="#ffff00">That was an illegal left, by the way.</font>

1034
01:17:14,219 --> 01:17:16,041
<font color="#ffff00"><i>So, here we are again.</i></font>

1035
01:17:16,183 --> 01:17:17,909
<font color="#ffff00"><i>We've been through so much together.</i></font>

1036
01:17:18,026 --> 01:17:20,550
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Now you understand
why there's a psychotic robot-doctor</i></font>

1037
01:17:20,681 --> 01:17:22,912
<font color="#ffff00"><i>chasing a super sonic blue hedgehog.</i></font>

1038
01:17:22,998 --> 01:17:24,260
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Wanna know how it ends?</i></font>

1039
01:17:24,410 --> 01:17:25,864
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Yeah, me too.</i></font>

1040
01:17:43,287 --> 01:17:46,695
<font color="#ffff00">How is this possible?! No one's ever
caught up to me before.</font>

1041
01:17:54,470 --> 01:17:55,959
<font color="#ffff00">Coming through!</font>

1042
01:17:58,916 --> 01:18:00,878
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Excusez-moi, monsieur.</i></font>

1043
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:07,340
<font color="#ffff00">Here we go. Room to open it up.</font>

1044
01:18:16,336 --> 01:18:17,848
<font color="#ffff00">I can't lose him!</font>

1045
01:18:32,184 --> 01:18:34,760
<font color="#ffff00">If you can't beat him, blind him.</font>

1046
01:18:37,758 --> 01:18:39,850
<font color="#ffff00">Lost visual contact.</font>

1047
01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:46,642
<font color="#ffff00">You're not allowed up there!</font>

1048
01:18:46,803 --> 01:18:48,939
<font color="#ffff00">It's one of the Seven Wonders.</font>

1049
01:19:12,871 --> 01:19:15,158
<font color="#ffff00">-Get out of here!
-Go! Go!</font>

1050
01:19:22,415 --> 01:19:25,440
<font color="#ffff00">You're an astonishing little creature.</font>

1051
01:19:28,102 --> 01:19:30,104
<font color="#ffff00">It'll be funny to take you back to the lab</font>

1052
01:19:30,260 --> 01:19:32,825
<font color="#ffff00">for a litany of invasive
exploratory procedures.</font>

1053
01:19:33,467 --> 01:19:35,771
<font color="#ffff00">Any last words?</font>

1054
01:19:35,968 --> 01:19:37,382
<font color="#ffff00">Guac.</font>

1055
01:19:37,627 --> 01:19:39,268
<font color="#ffff00">I like that word.</font>

1056
01:19:40,198 --> 01:19:42,667
<font color="#ffff00">I don't have to tell you
how many scientific breakthroughs</font>

1057
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,170
<font color="#ffff00">have been made possible
by animal testing.</font>

1058
01:19:45,294 --> 01:19:46,645
<font color="#ffff00">You're being very selfish.</font>

1059
01:19:46,786 --> 01:19:48,623
<font color="#ffff00">-Going my way?
-What a--</font>

1060
01:19:54,216 --> 01:19:56,383
<font color="#ffff00">Who the hell do you think you are?!</font>
1061
01:19:59,466 --> 01:20:01,454
<font color="#ffff00">I'm the Donut Lord, you son of a--</font>

1062
01:20:06,048 --> 01:20:08,179
<font color="#ffff00">Autopilot, adjust.</font>

1063
01:20:08,626 --> 01:20:09,787
<font color="#ffff00">Why?</font>

1064
01:20:10,168 --> 01:20:13,358
<font color="#ffff00">Why would you throw
your life away for this <i>thing</i>?</font>

1065
01:20:13,514 --> 01:20:15,057
<font color="#ffff00">That's why I don't have friends.</font>

1066
01:20:15,215 --> 01:20:17,220
<font color="#ffff00">Next thing you know, you're
somebody's best man,</font>

1067
01:20:17,367 --> 01:20:19,097
<font color="#ffff00">they wanna have
the wedding out of town.</font>

1068
01:20:19,236 --> 01:20:21,320
<font color="#ffff00">Like nobody has
anything better to do!</font>

1069
01:20:21,528 --> 01:20:23,552
<font color="#ffff00">Anyway, where were we?</font>

1070
01:20:23,748 --> 01:20:24,858
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, yes,</font>

1071
01:20:25,028 --> 01:20:26,765
<font color="#ffff00">you were about to die.</font>

1072
01:20:28,691 --> 01:20:30,825
<font color="#ffff00">It's our Sheriff you're messing with.</font>

1073
01:20:32,139 --> 01:20:33,818
<font color="#ffff00">Do you know Blue Devil?</font>

1074
01:20:33,982 --> 01:20:37,012
<font color="#ffff00">Who everyone can see
is a very real creature,</font>

1075
01:20:37,396 --> 01:20:40,365
<font color="#ffff00">and not at all invented by me!</font>

1076
01:20:42,539 --> 01:20:44,509
<font color="#ffff00">-Be careful.
-Just-- pull it away--</font>

1077
01:20:44,659 --> 01:20:45,848
<font color="#ffff00">Tom.</font>

1078
01:20:59,147 --> 01:21:01,458
<font color="#ffff00">I don't mean to be indelicate here.</font>

1079
01:21:01,824 --> 01:21:04,859
<font color="#ffff00">But someone should get some ice
to keep the body fresh.</font>

1080
01:21:07,602 --> 01:21:10,251
<font color="#ffff00">He's just a silly little alien.</font>

1081
01:21:10,487 --> 01:21:12,437
<font color="#ffff00">He didn't belong here!</font>

1082
01:21:13,969 --> 01:21:15,539
<font color="#ffff00">That little alien</font>

1083
01:21:16,168 --> 01:21:19,570
<font color="#ffff00">knew more about being human
than you ever will.</font>

1084
01:21:20,367 --> 01:21:22,238
<font color="#ffff00">His name was Sonic.</font>

1085
01:21:22,604 --> 01:21:24,416
<font color="#ffff00">This was his home.</font>

1086
01:21:25,001 --> 01:21:26,892
<font color="#ffff00">And he was my friend.</font>

1087
01:21:51,549 --> 01:21:53,185
<font color="#ffff00">He's all yours.</font>

1088
01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:55,864
<font color="#ffff00">Everyone get back!</font>

1089
01:21:59,354 --> 01:22:02,242
<font color="#ffff00">I think you have something
that belongs to me.</font>

1090
01:22:12,954 --> 01:22:14,865
<font color="#ffff00">This is my power!</font>

1091
01:22:15,053 --> 01:22:17,466
<font color="#ffff00">And I'm not using it
to run away anymore.</font>

1092
01:22:17,647 --> 01:22:20,912
<font color="#ffff00">I'm using it to protect my friends!</font>

1093
01:23:19,443 --> 01:23:20,791
<font color="#ffff00">Now you've done it!</font>

1094
01:23:20,956 --> 01:23:23,655
<font color="#ffff00">Guess what, Eggman,
I'm not leaving Earth.</font>

1095
01:23:23,826 --> 01:23:25,195
<font color="#ffff00">You are!</font>

1096
01:23:25,333 --> 01:23:26,684
<font color="#ffff00">Donut Lord?</font>

1097
01:24:15,540 --> 01:24:18,296
<font color="#ffff00">-Told you you got this.
-Hey, we got this.</font>

1098
01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:33,557
<font color="#ffff00">-These belong to you.
-Thank you very much.</font>

1099
01:24:34,395 --> 01:24:36,419
<font color="#ffff00">No more pushing people off the buildings.</font>

1100
01:24:36,584 --> 01:24:38,209
<font color="#ffff00">You know I can't promise that.</font>

1101
01:24:41,287 --> 01:24:44,389
<font color="#ffff00">-You did pretty good, space hog.
-Thanks, Donut Lord.</font>
1102
01:24:44,538 --> 01:24:47,365
<font color="#ffff00">You gonna have to explain
this 'Donut Lord' thing.</font>

1103
01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:50,071
<font color="#ffff00">Nope, sorry, that's for me
and our little guy. Right?</font>

1104
01:24:50,370 --> 01:24:52,515
<font color="#ffff00">We got our thing, you got
your thing with your...</font>

1105
01:24:52,634 --> 01:24:54,252
<font color="#ffff00">-sister.
-Oh my God, my sister.</font>

1106
01:24:54,419 --> 01:24:56,751
<font color="#ffff00">Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast.</font>

1107
01:24:58,502 --> 01:25:00,561
<font color="#ffff00">Jojo, put on my Fitbit.</font>

1108
01:25:01,357 --> 01:25:03,175
<font color="#ffff00">Then I'll at least get some steps.</font>

1109
01:25:03,329 --> 01:25:05,158
<font color="#ffff00">We can never go back there.</font>

1110
01:25:06,036 --> 01:25:07,568
<font color="#ffff00">I mean, are we?</font>

1111
01:25:09,599 --> 01:25:11,976
<font color="#ffff00">'Cause it kinda feels like
we're home right now.</font>

1112
01:25:12,481 --> 01:25:14,190
<font color="#ffff00">Really?</font>

1113
01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,885
<font color="#ffff00">I kinda feel like I checked
the 'save the life'</font>

1114
01:25:18,053 --> 01:25:19,904
<font color="#ffff00">box off my bucket list.</font>
1115
01:25:22,337 --> 01:25:26,086
<font color="#ffff00">Now all I wanna do is to spend my life
with the people I care about.</font>

1116
01:25:27,555 --> 01:25:29,611
<font color="#ffff00">I wanna check that box.</font>

1117
01:25:30,064 --> 01:25:31,976
<font color="#ffff00">Okay. I like that.</font>

1118
01:25:32,249 --> 01:25:34,807
<font color="#ffff00">All right, everybody. Nothing to see here.</font>

1119
01:25:35,345 --> 01:25:38,014
<font color="#ffff00">Disperse. Just another
ordinary day in Green Hills.</font>

1120
01:25:38,165 --> 01:25:39,988
<font color="#ffff00">Carl, I'll take that chainsaw.</font>

1121
01:25:40,284 --> 01:25:42,070
<font color="#ffff00">Come on, let's go!</font>

1122
01:25:42,262 --> 01:25:44,427
<font color="#ffff00">You act like you've never seen
a fight between</font>

1123
01:25:44,580 --> 01:25:48,532
<font color="#ffff00">an intergalactic space rodent
and a robot with a doctorate.</font>

1124
01:25:57,672 --> 01:25:59,134
<font color="#ffff00">You got enough there?</font>

1125
01:25:59,403 --> 01:26:01,464
<font color="#ffff00">-Yes, Mr. Manager.
-You need any more?</font>

1126
01:26:01,693 --> 01:26:03,016
<font color="#ffff00">Get that--</font>

1127
01:26:13,682 --> 01:26:15,679
<font color="#ffff00">Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski?</font>

1128
01:26:16,347 --> 01:26:17,690
<font color="#ffff00">Yes?</font>

1129
01:26:19,744 --> 01:26:21,844
<font color="#ffff00">A token of appreciation
from your government.</font>

1130
01:26:22,011 --> 01:26:25,309
<font color="#ffff00">For keeping quiet about recent
incidents, which never occurred.</font>

1131
01:26:27,381 --> 01:26:28,650
<font color="#ffff00">Wow!</font>

1132
01:26:29,030 --> 01:26:31,548
<font color="#ffff00">-Wonder what it is.
-Money to fix the house?</font>

1133
01:26:31,713 --> 01:26:33,966
<font color="#ffff00">-Letter from the President?
-You'll see.</font>

1134
01:26:34,408 --> 01:26:35,898
<font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>

1135
01:26:38,806 --> 01:26:41,018
<font color="#ffff00">-Olive Garden?
-Yeah.</font>

1136
01:26:41,306 --> 01:26:42,844
<font color="#ffff00">The way you said "you'll see"</font>

1137
01:26:43,008 --> 01:26:45,574
<font color="#ffff00">made me think it was something
better than the things we said.</font>

1138
01:26:45,717 --> 01:26:47,930
<font color="#ffff00">Have you tried their
'Never Ending Pasta Bowl'?</font>

1139
01:26:48,157 --> 01:26:49,787
<font color="#ffff00">It never ends.</font>

1140
01:26:50,009 --> 01:26:51,735
<font color="#ffff00">That sounds fancy.</font>

1141
01:26:51,941 --> 01:26:54,695
<font color="#ffff00">Well, thank you.
We appreciate the gesture.</font>

1142
01:26:55,326 --> 01:26:58,466
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, hey, I guess we can close
the file on that Robotnik guy, huh?</font>

1143
01:26:58,634 --> 01:27:00,022
<font color="#ffff00">Just disappeared?</font>

1144
01:27:00,181 --> 01:27:04,058
<font color="#ffff00">I'm sorry, but, no such person exists,
or ever has existed.</font>

1145
01:27:05,297 --> 01:27:06,487
<font color="#ffff00">I wish that was true.</font>

1146
01:27:06,653 --> 01:27:08,511
<font color="#ffff00">You haven't by any chance been in contact</font>

1147
01:27:08,654 --> 01:27:11,226
<font color="#ffff00">with a certain alien creature
since the incident, have you?</font>

1148
01:27:11,398 --> 01:27:13,290
<font color="#ffff00">Uncle Sam would love
to have a chat with him.</font>

1149
01:27:13,473 --> 01:27:15,852
<font color="#ffff00">Very casual, brunch perhaps.</font>

1150
01:27:17,439 --> 01:27:20,466
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, you mean the little blue guy?
No, no. Nothing.</font>

1151
01:27:21,473 --> 01:27:23,651
<font color="#ffff00">Doubt we'll ever hear from him again.</font>

1152
01:27:25,016 --> 01:27:27,198
<font color="#ffff00">-Very well.
-Okay.</font>

1153
01:27:27,693 --> 01:27:29,535
<font color="#ffff00">-Thank you.
-Great.</font>

1154
01:27:31,765 --> 01:27:33,066
<font color="#ffff00">Yup.</font>

1155
01:27:36,290 --> 01:27:38,988
<font color="#ffff00">To be honest, I'm pretty pumped
about the pasta bowl.</font>

1156
01:27:39,512 --> 01:27:41,380
<font color="#ffff00">So, you guys wanna watch a movie or what?</font>

1157
01:27:41,515 --> 01:27:44,760
<font color="#ffff00">Sorry, buddy, it's a school night,
it's time for you to go back to your cave.</font>

1158
01:27:44,879 --> 01:27:46,489
<font color="#ffff00">What? It's three in the afternoon!</font>

1159
01:27:46,623 --> 01:27:48,552
<font color="#ffff00">You know how you get
when you're tired, come on.</font>

1160
01:27:48,675 --> 01:27:50,157
<font color="#ffff00">Me? I'm not like anything.</font>

1161
01:27:50,297 --> 01:27:53,317
<font color="#ffff00">-You guys are so uncool.
-Yeah, yeah. We know.</font>

1162
01:27:53,946 --> 01:27:57,242
<font color="#ffff00">-Hey, buddy, where are you going?
-You said I have to go back to my cave.</font>

1163
01:27:57,378 --> 01:27:58,560
<font color="#ffff00">We did.</font>

1164
01:28:14,134 --> 01:28:16,339
<font color="#ffff00">Oh my-- Are you kidding me?</font>

1165
01:28:17,219 --> 01:28:18,863
<font color="#ffff00">I can't believe it.</font>

1166
01:28:19,175 --> 01:28:20,411
<font color="#ffff00">How did you--</font>

1167
01:28:21,108 --> 01:28:23,377
<font color="#ffff00">It-- This is-- It's all here.</font>
1168
01:28:33,620 --> 01:28:36,699
<font color="#ffff00">Look at this! Are you kidding?
And the bean bag? No way!</font>

1169
01:28:37,465 --> 01:28:40,059
<font color="#ffff00">How did you even get this?
How did you get it all over?</font>

1170
01:28:41,049 --> 01:28:42,932
<font color="#ffff00">I love it, I love it!</font>

1171
01:28:46,479 --> 01:28:49,219
<font color="#ffff00">Well, welcome home.</font>

1172
01:28:49,455 --> 01:28:51,932
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you so much.</font>

1173
01:29:00,767 --> 01:29:02,247
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, no, you don't.</font>

1174
01:29:02,413 --> 01:29:05,425
<font color="#ffff00">No second best animal friends
allowed in my room.</font>

1175
01:29:05,924 --> 01:29:08,197
<font color="#ffff00">Wait, what are you doing?
Stay away from me.</font>

1176
01:29:08,610 --> 01:29:11,304
<font color="#ffff00">Stop it. I'm warning you,
I've got nunchucks.</font>

1177
01:29:11,483 --> 01:29:14,006
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, stop. Okay, you can stay.</font>

1178
01:29:31,335 --> 01:29:34,683
<font color="#ffff00">My grasp on sanity remains absolute.</font>

1179
01:29:36,480 --> 01:29:38,334
<font color="#ffff00">Isn't that right, Agent Stone?</font>

1180
01:29:43,129 --> 01:29:45,446
<font color="#ffff00">Why don't you get a head start.</font>

1181
01:29:47,363 --> 01:29:49,667
<font color="#ffff00">Do some rockconnaissance.</font>

1182
01:29:50,584 --> 01:29:53,324
<font color="#ffff00">Rockconnaissance.
Come on, that's hilarious.</font>

1183
01:29:53,481 --> 01:29:55,297
<font color="#ffff00">What's the matter with you?!</font>

1184
01:29:55,613 --> 01:29:58,951
<font color="#ffff00">Here's the sitch. Uninhabited planet.</font>

1185
01:30:00,300 --> 01:30:02,562
<font color="#ffff00">No resources. No supplies.</font>

1186
01:30:02,826 --> 01:30:04,643
<font color="#ffff00">No apparent way home.</font>

1187
01:30:06,727 --> 01:30:08,996
<font color="#ffff00">A lesser man would die here.</font>

1188
01:30:11,564 --> 01:30:13,792
<font color="#ffff00">I'll be home by Christmas.</font>

1189
01:30:32,728 --> 01:30:35,204
<font color="#ffff00">Rockconnaissance!</font>

1190
01:30:38,025 --> 01:30:39,849
<font color="#ffff00">Come on, cheer up!</font>

1191
01:30:40,170 --> 01:30:44,000
<font color="#ff0000">There is a post-credits scene
at 01:32:04! Stay tuned.</font>

1192
01:30:44,390 --> 01:30:49,107
<font color="#00ffff">Subtitles by sub.Trader
subscene.com</font>

1193
01:32:41,980 --> 01:32:44,413
<font color="#ffff00">If these readings are accurate, he's here.</font>

1194
01:32:44,576 --> 01:32:45,896
<font color="#ffff00">I found him!</font>

1195
01:32:46,032 --> 01:32:47,811
<font color="#ffff00">I just hope I'm not too late.</font>