That’s Why They Call ‘em Oldies: updated boomer generation song titles

compiled by Peter Heimlich & Karen Shulman, Peachtree Corners, GA.

E-mail submissions to peter.heimlich@gmail.com

Updated 5/21/20

(I Can't Get No) Circulation

When I'm 94
If I Fall
This Wheelchair's on Fire
Creamed Onions (Booker T)
Wipe Up
Talkin' 'Bout My Macular) Degeneration
Sit! [Sly Stone]
Doctor My Eyes [okay as-is]
You're So Veiny
Smooth Operation
Poison I.V.
96 Years
I've Lost That Lovin' Feeling
At Seventy
Turn on Your Nightlight
Napper's Delight
The Grandkids Are Alright
Happiness is a Warmed Bun
I DO Need a Doctor
(Love is Like a) Heat Salve
Stayin' Alert
You Can't Stand Up
The Happy Organ Transplant
Who Are You [okay as-is]
Blue Suede Orthopedic Shoes
I Can See For Yards & Yards
It’s Gonna Take A Miralax
Rogaine [apologies to JJ Cale]