SYN JOURNAL April 2019

Justin’s New
Old Boo!

Almost like it’s

2009!

What’s Hannah
Hiding!?
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Hannah Montana: Back From the
Dead?
by Synnamin Finley
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As the weather warms up, music festival
goers nationwide prepare for these highly
anticipated events. One performing artist that
came as a shock to many is Hannah Montana, a
former pop star who was previously thought to
be retired from music. She posted on her Twitter
account for the first time in many years
announcing, “So excited to share the news, I’m
h e a d l i n i n g
Coachella!” The
Jonas Brother trio
have been publicly
ske ptical about
their old friend’s
comeback. In a
recent interview,
Nick Jonas warns,
“Look, I knew Hannah. She’s different now,
man.” and his brother Kevin adds, “If I’m being
honest, I’m worried about Miley. I mean, no one
has seen her since Hannah showed back up.”
There has been no missing person report filed,
and no statement from Miley Cyrus’ family
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SNOOP DOGG in Rehab
by Sonia Corral
                          
In light of all the  different celebrities
opening cannabis dispensaries there's
one celebrity that has decided to
"Just Say No!" He is usually one of
the first to light up and puff puff
pass but he has decided that he is no
longer smoking weed. Snoop Dogg is
a very well known rapper that is
known for his music and his weed
smoking. He is opening a rehab
center called "The Dogg Pound"
where they will help any one stop
smoking cannabis. He already has a
few well known clients that are
joining him. A close source to the
rapper has given us a few names that
will be joining "The Dogg Pound".
Wiz Khalifa, Ice Cube, J Cole, A$AP
Rocky and Methodman were a few
that were mentioned. We have tried
to contact these rappers to confirm
or deny that they are joining Snoop
Dogg's Dogg Pound, but no one has
contacted us. Snoop Dogg said in an
exclusive interview, ”I'm done
smoking Endo I'm just sipping on
Gin and Juice." 
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The Flash Is Back.. for
Now!
by Kathryn Hawkins
Central City's well known
former hero showed his face
after being underground for six
years. This morning, several
bombs were found throughout
Thon Park, striking fear in
every citizen. A five mile radius
evacuation took place and no
one was to be found.. and then
a fl a s h o f y e l l o w l i g h t
illuminated the green
landscape. One by one, the
Flash neutralized the bombs.
Cisco Ramon, a known alley,
allegedly taught the Flash how
to neutralize these bombs.  "It's
amazing, he has and always will
care about our people" said
Detective West. West is also
rumored to be an alley of the
Flash. Now it's time to beg the
question, is the Flash here to
stay?
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Young Love Reigniting, or Will It Burn?
by Ana Ednalino
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber back together?! Again?!
After what feels like their 101st break up and make up,
they have reunited and are “happier than ever”,
according to an inside source close to the couple.
Rumors has it the couple is planning a trip to Europe,
possibly to elope. “The reason for them eloping is so that
no one can criticize their on and off again relationship
anymore,” a different source says. One of Justin’s many
exes claims that Bieber has always been in love with
Gomez since 2013. He would always mistakenly call her
Selena and ask her to dye her hair and “be tan like
[Gomez]”. It appears Justin has a type, but it seems he’d
prefer the real deal. The couple has been spotted in
various vacation spots, and Bieber even went a far as
tattooing Gomez’ name on his arm. We guess true love
will always prevail. Congratulations to Gomez and
Bieber if the rumors are true of the elope. We predict a
month before their divorce.
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Ashton Kutcher’s Tragedy Turned
Miracle
by Nolan Vidrio
Ashton Kutcher was in a tragic car accident
involving three other cars and a semi-truck, but
miraculously recovered months later with
incredible powers to sense people’s secrets by
simply touching them! Doctors are calling
Kutcher’s newfound abilities “Psychometric”.
After gaining these abilities, Ashton Kutcher has
decided to change career paths from actor to
forensics in hopes of helping people find justice
for their loved ones who have been lost through
violent murders.
Are Kutcher’s abilities reliable? Are they
only temporary? We’ll be getting an exclusive
interview with Kutcher later this week.
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 Rising NBA Talent Spotlight  
by Tyler Smith
Over the weekend famous NBA
star Carter Jacobs was caught out and
about with a mystery woman. Jacobs
was drafted by the New York Ruckets
in 2008 as the Number 1 draft pick.
He's been selected to 6 all-star games
 in 12 seasons. Since being signed to a
5 year 100-million dollar deal over
the summer, Jacobs has not been able
to stay out of the media. It's been said
that the Jacobs family hasn't had
quite been able to adapt to the New
York lifestyle. Jacobs has 2 beautiful
daughters named Crystal and Sara.
Him and his wife Carol wed in 2010
and since have been seen on many
red carpets together until as of late.
Carter Jacobs appeared at the
ESPYS alone; leaving fans
questioning their relationship status.
Sources say the mystery woman
Carter was caught with over the
weekend was not a new love interest.
On Sunday evening shortly after we
broke the story of the mystery
woman, photos surfaced of Jacobs
and the mystery woman dating back
to 2014. 3 days have past since news
broke about this alleged scandal and
Carter's wife Carol has yet to respond
publicly. Could it be shame keeping
her from responding? Only time will
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Harry Welcomes His Daughter

with Wife Ginerva
by Tembra Spiller
In recent news, sports editor of the Daily
Prophet, Ginevra Molly Potter-Weasley, and her
husband, the famous auror, Harry James Potter,
have announced the birth of the newest
member of their family, Rubae Remus Potter. At
the birth was the daughter's godfather and
namesake, Rubeus Hagrid, who had taken
Harry Potter to a safe haven the Chosen One
upon the first defeat of the One Who Must Not
Be Named. It was years later that Rubeus also
brought Harry Potter to Hogwarts, School of
Witchcraft and Wizardry, where the two became
great friends, and the man became a father
figure in Potter's life. With Rubeus Hagrid were
other family members including the child's other HELP WANTED: Fry Cook
namesake's son, Theodore Lupin.
Requirements:
Many are wondering if this fourth family Yellow
member will place in Hufflepuff, seeing as James Must live in pineapple
Potter placed in Gryffindor, Albus in Slytherin, Preferably square
and Lily in Ravenclaw. The future has yet to be Starting pay is $4/hr

Little House of Vampires? by Yasmeen Meza

Spotted at the Oleson’s mercantile today was a family new to Walnut Grove. Harriet
Oleson could not wait to tell all the folks in town about the rich Dr. Cullens and his
beautiful family. “They are very wealthy”, Harriet shrieks. You should just see their
beautiful fair skin. You can tell they come from money and have never had to work a day
in the sun, just like us”. The Cullens family told the townspeople that they will only be
there for a bit until they move on to their destination of Forks, Washington.
Dr. Cullens will help Dr. Baker with his practice since he has traveled extensively and is
an expert physician. The townspeople are thrilled to have another medical professional.
Even better is that he is willing to accept chickens or any other animals as payment!