[00.00.02] Chandler! Chandler!

[00.00.08] I saw what you were doing through the window.

[00.00.11] I saw what you were doing to my sister, now, get out here!
[00.00.14] Well, listen, we had a good run.
[00.00.18] You know? What was it? Four, five months?
[00.00.19] I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime.
[00.00.22] So goodbye, take care, bye-bye then.
[00.00.25] - What are you doing? - Oh, I'm going on the lam.
[00.00.28] Come on, Chandler. Come on. I can handle Ross.
[00.00.32] Hold on.
[00.00.36] Hey, Ross. What's up, bro?
[00.00.40] What the hell are you doing?
[00.00.44] Hey, what's going on?
[00.00.46] Well, I think... I think Ross knows about me and Monica.
[00.00.51] Dude, he's right there.
[00.00.56] I thought you were my best friend. This is my sister.
[00.00.59] My best friend and my sister. I cannot believe this.
[00.01.02] We're not just messing around. I love her.
[00.01.06] Okay? I'm in love with her.
[00.01.09] I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way.
[00.01.13] I'm sorry, but it's true. I love him too.
[00.01.23] My best friend and my sister.
[00.01.28] I cannot believe this.
[00.01.33] You guys want to probably get some hugs in too, huh? Big news.
[00.01.36] Oh, no, that's okay. We've actually known for a while.
[00.01.44] What? What? You guys knew?
[00.01.47] You all knew and you didn't tell me?
[00.01.50] Well, Ross, we were worried about you, okay?
[00.01.52] We didn't know how you were going to react.
[00.01.54] Mm-mm.
[00.01.58] You were worried about me?
[00.02.01] You didn't know how I was gonna react?
[00.02.06] Okay. All right. Whew.
[00.02.09] What do you say we all, uh, clear out of here...
[00.02.11] ...and let these two love birds get back down to business.
[00.02.16] Hey, hey, hey. I'm just talking here. He's the one doing your sister.
Vocabulary

[00.00.25] - What are you doing? - Oh, I'm going on the lam.

on the lam: escaping or hiding from someone, especially the police:

 Luis was recaptured after three weeks on the lam.

[00.00.28] Come on, Chandler. Come on. I can handle Ross.

handle: to deal with a person or behave towards them in a particular way, especially in order to keep them
happy:
 Some customers are quite difficult to handle.
 She is very good at handling her patients.
[00.00.36] Hey, Ross. What's up, bro?

What's up?/whassup/whazzup: to say “hello” to people you know very well; to ask someone what the
problem is:
 Hey, Claudia. What's up?
 What's up, bro? How are you doing?

[00.01.02] We're not just messing around. I love her.

Mess around with someone: to have a relationship with someone without planning to get married or
wasting time. To have a relationship with someone who is married or already has a boyfriend or girlfriend.
 I can’t stand men who mess around with other people´s wives.
 Karen found out that her boyfriend was messing around with her best friend.