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the voorheS
Departments
6 Dear Reader
8 Letters
EvEryday HEroEs
10 Miracle Tattoos
By Cara anthony
from Kaiser
health news
13 Saving a
Life Online
By andy simmons
QuotablE QuotEs
14 George W. Bush,
Roxane Gay,
Adam Driver
How to
18 Bake Absolutely
Anything
By Jeanne sidner
your truE storiEs
24 Teacher Tales and
Surprise Soldiers
lifE wEll livEd
26 “Will You Be My
Grandparents?”
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My Thank-You Year
Like Gina Hamadey,
LETTERS
Notes on the
I’ve committed to send-
ing thank-you notes
June issue for a year—in my case,
one per week. It
seemed daunting to
come up with 52 peo-
Find Your Happy Place ple to thank. But with
COVID-19, I’ve found
At a time when “being patriotic” can have a plenty of recipients:
variety of definitions—as well as reactions— my mailman, restau-
it is lovely to be reminded of what we really rants, my grocery store,
do best in this country: take care of one friends, and family.
No e-mails, just pen to
another. And for that, I am proud to be an paper—something tan-
American. Thank you for giving us a place gible to reach people
where we can share that feeling. during this time of
—Margaret McKinley San Diego, California isolation. I encourage
more people to make
2020 their thank-you
Dear Reader I Was Scammed by year!
After reading the story My Best Friend —Misty K. Ham
of your friend’s lost— There is so much Cumming, Georgia
and found—wallet, wrong with our justice
I want to share that the system that Johnathan On Dad’s Trail,
quickest way to locate Walton was forced Forever
the owner of a lost to work so hard and I’ve been riding motor-
wallet containing a spend two years of his cycles since my teens.
credit card is to call the life trying to get his My son and I did a ten-
number on the back of “friend” Mair Smyth day dirt bike tour of
the card. The company convicted of conning Cambodia, the chal-
will call the owner and him out of $92,000, lenging adventure of a
give them your contact which is obviously a lifetime for both of us. If
information. The owner crime. Talk about given a choice between
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like the author’s biker brought my best friend IT WAS THE BEST OF
dad, the choice is easy! and me to the local
—Larry Harding cherry orchards. That
PLACES, IT WAS THE
Hendersonville, evening, Sheryl spent
WORST OF PLACES
North Carolina the night and we lay in
✦ My county is rated a
my bed eating cherries
bit below average when
How to Find Peace and spitting the pits it comes to amenities,
Anytime, Anyplace into the ceiling light fix- and I wondered what the
I have thought medita- ture. To this day, when author would think of it.
tion might be useful there are cherries on A few paragraphs later,
and have tried it. the table, we have our I read he’s from where
However, when I read own private laugh. I live: Oneonta, New York.
the author’s description —Linda Davidson I bet he thinks it’s pretty
of his “mental chatter” Oceanside, California terrific—like I do.
during a typical ses- —Nancy Sikes
sion, I thought, How A Little Life Saved, OneOnta, new YOrk
could I possibly take A Big Friend Made
anyone who doesn’t The hero of this story is ✦ I was so entranced
like fedoras seriously? the Central Connecti- by the author’s account
of Red Lake County,
—J. Gregory Btshong cut State University
Minnesota, that I read
Weaverville, football coach who en-
the story twice. It painted
North Carolina courages his players to such a wonderful picture
join the national bone of classic small-town
I Won! marrow registry. With- America that I wanted to
Reading about the out that incentive, this hop on a plane and expe-
International Cherry miracle never would rience for myself all Red
Pit Spitting Champion- have happened. Lake Falls has to offer.
ship took me back to —Eileen Smith —Susan Madar
the time my parents Temple, Texas DevOn, PennsYlvania
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EVERYDAY HEROES
Miracle Tattoos
Using ink and needle, this artist helps injured
and scarred patients feel whole again
By Cara Anthony
From Kaiser HealtH News
manager turned tattoo artist, to cre- inks and a needle, Catalano transforms
ate fingernail tattoos. The idea made his clients’ view of themselves.
everyone in the studio laugh—until Leslie Pollan, 32, a dog breeder in
they saw the final result. “The mood Oxford, Mississippi, was bitten on the
changed,” Catalano recalls from his face by a puppy in 2014. She under-
Eternal Ink Tattoo Studio in Hecker, went countless surgeries to correct a
Illinois. “Every thing turned from scar on her lip.
funny to wow.” “Plastic surgery gave me no hope,”
she says. “So I looked for other op- Those tattoos are among the most
tions.” She ultimately traveled six common paramedical requests. His
hours for a session with Catalano. He grandmother had breast cancer, and
camouflaged Pollan’s lip scar, giving her battle with the disease is one rea-
her back a piece of her confidence. son Catalano is so dedicated to help-
“You don’t understand until you’ve ing those with the diagnosis.
been through it,” Pollan says. “It made “Cancer took away a part of my
me have a different outlook on life.” body I can never get back,” says Sarah
Using tattoos to blend in rather Penberthy, a breast cancer survivor
than stand out is a relatively new field, who came from Festus, Missouri, to
but it is growing, thanks in part to in- receive areola tattoos. “I felt like I
terest in cosmetic and plastic surgery. wasn’t even human.” Penberthy, 40,
In fact, Americans spent more than says she was grateful for her life but
$16.5 billion on cosmetic procedures felt incomplete until Catalano stepped
in 2018. After tummy tucks, breast in. He tattooed nipples and a creative
augmentations, and other procedures, design of a ship’s anchor on her chest,
some patients want to cover the scars with the words I REFUSE TO SINK.
that are a product of such operations. Catalano, who inks traditional tat-
Though he is now known for his toos out of the studio he established
talent with intricate fingernails, Cata- more than ten years ago, performs up
lano uses the techniques he picked up to eight reconstructive tattoos each
years ago while helping breast can- “Wellness Wednesday,” drawing in
cer survivors who wanted tattoos of nail beds on finger amputees, mock-
areolas—the darker areas around the ing up belly buttons after tummy
nipples—after having mastectomies. tucks, and more. While he charges
$100 per regular tattoo, he doesn’t
charge for paramedical tattoos: A
GoFundMe page established last year
brought in more than $16,000, allow-
ing Catalano to donate his work.
“Financially, it doesn’t make sense,”
Courtesy Kaiser health News
12 September 2020
Everyday Heroes
Saving a
Life Online
By Andy Simmons
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Reader ’s Digest
QUOTABLE QUOTES
All you need is love. But a little chocolate
now and then doesn’t hurt.
—Charles M. Schulz, cartoonist
I’m just doing the same thing everyone else is right now—the best
I can. My AA is a huge part of that. Sometimes, it’s just about talking.
—Sugar Ray Leonard, boxer
T5H8PZ0
In the military, you see so many examples of self-sacrifice
and moral courage. In life, you don’t get
that many opportunities to be sure of your friends.
—Adam Driver, actor
POINT TO PONDER
The answers to American problems are found by living up to
American ideals—to the fundamental truth that all human beings
are created equal and endowed by God with certain rights.
—George W. Bush, former president
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HOW TO
Bake Absolutely
Anything
If I could overcome my first run-in with yeast—and
the lopsided result—anyone can
By Jeanne Sidner
18 September 2020
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It had seen me through my first days
as a baker, so I was counting on it to
work its magic. I had an easy Taste
of Home recipe all set on my iPad. I
mixed the flour, salt, and yeast and
made sure the water temperature was
just right—100 to 115 degrees—before
pouring it in.
And then it happened—or didn’t
happen. I followed the instructions
to the letter, but my dough didn’t
rise. Somehow, impossibly, it looked
smaller. Sludgy, gooey, wet with a few
bubbles. Sad.
I HADN’T KILLED IT. The Pyrex bowl didn’t save me, so I
IT WAS JUST— had to figure out how to do it myself.
SLEEPING. NOW Frantically googling “bread dough
didn’t rise” yielded a likely answer—
A PUFFY DOUGH the room was too cold. (This is what
FILLED THE BOWL. happens when you live in Wisconsin!)
But I found some solutions too. I put
the disappointing dough in the oven
Still, this was no time for excuses. with the light on, a trick that provides
I was a baker, now one with Taste of just a bit of gentle heat, to let it try
Home attached to my name. I may again.
have been intimidated by bread, but Three hours later, after I’d resisted
it was time. I wanted in. the urge to keep checking on it like a
Getting started, I found Instagram nervous mom with a newborn, a puffy
to be a friend. A basic no-knead bread dough filled the bowl. I hadn’t killed
was the one I was seeing online over- it; it was just ... sleeping. A quick fold,
laid with dreamy filters. People de- a second rise, and then my bread went
scribed it as easy, and to be honest, into my Dutch oven and off to bake.
the thought of removing even one in- Thirty minutes later, I took it out.
Magone/getty IMages
positioning my beautiful bread just were used to the cookies and brown-
so in a shining stream of daylight ies; this was something totally new
on a wooden cutting board. No one and equally delicious. Soon enough,
needed to know it was my first yeast I was left with a butter-smeared knife,
bread ever—or how close it came a few lonely crumbs on the cutting
to getting scraped into the garbage board, and, of course, my post on
can. The online reactions started al- Instagram as the only evidence of its
most immediately—heart emojis and existence.
comments like “This looks DELISH!” At last, I was a bread baker—despite
from my friends. They couldn’t taste yeast’s best attempts to intimidate me
it, but virtual sharing yields its own on this first try. No more feeling in-
rewards. ferior or afraid. Now I make bread and
Finally I cut into that lovely brown homemade pizza crust regularly. Yeast
crust and doled out slices to my hus- and I have such a good relationship
band and kids. Those slices led to sec- that I’m done buying the little packs—
onds, then thirds, each piece slathered I buy it in large enough quantities to
with softened butter and a little sprin- fill its own Tupperware container.
kle of kosher salt. I made my family And I have enough confidence to start
perhaps happier with slices of warm, thinking (and stressing!) about my
buttered homemade bread than I had next difficult baking challenge: home-
with all the sweets combined. They made croissants. RD
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I have been in the con- (“What are you doing, pal?”) They yell back,
struction business for “Gettysburg!” It turns out, reenacting the
many years. When I was
a foreman on a job site, American Civil War is a thing in Germany.
two members of my crew —Thomas Brown Clermont, Georgia
who always rode together
were often late for work.
I gave them their last
warning. A few days later,
one of them came in late
and said to me, “Boss, I’m
sorry, but my parakeet
died last night, and I had
to bury him.” Being an
animal lover, I excused
his lateness. A couple of
minutes later, his buddy
came straggling in. His
excuse? “I was one of
the pallbearers.”
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“Will You Be My
Grandparents?”
Bill and Arlene were the most amazing neighbors ever.
I’ve got a certificate on my wall to prove it.
By Katelynn Martinez
t was just the three of us—my chain-link fence. She and her hus-
carpeting and wood paneling and faux that may be why she always took the
brick in the finished part of the base- time to listen to me. Bill too. It was a
ment, and a big yard with plenty of wonderful connection.
room for our five dogs and two cats to There weren’t any kids my age in
run around. the neighborhood, so I mostly played
We moved there on my third birth- in the yard with the dogs. I had a lot
day. My first memory is our neigh- of imaginary friends—a whole family,
bor Arlene handing me strawberries actually, with a husband, in-laws, chil-
from her garden through a hole in the dren, a best friend ... no joke. Weird kid.
2018 1996
1996 2020
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One day, my parents asked Bill and When I was about five, I had an
Arlene whether they’d watch me while idea. My parents were watching TV
they went out on a date. This worked when I spit it out: “What if I adopted
well for everyone, so it became a Bill and Arlene as my grandparents?”
somewhat monthly occurrence. Arlene My parents said I could go over and
and Bill didn’t have kids. They had a ask them tomorrow. The next day,
spare room in their house, which be I knocked on Bill and Arlene’s door,
came “my” room. I had a cabinet and sat down in their living room, and
boxes of toys and books in that room. said, “Will you guys be my grand
parents?” They started crying and
enthusiastically accepted. Soon after,
they printed out an adoption certifi
cate, and it hung on their living room
wall from then on.
I remember being surprised that
they took my offer so seriously—not
because I wasn’t serious but because
I was just a kid. They could have
laughed it off. Thinking of that mo
ment still brings tears to my eyes.
There is something truly magnificent
EVERY CHILD about a child offering up her love and
adults being so ecstatic to accept it.
DESERVES Every child in this world deserves
ENTHUSIASTICALLY enthusiastically reciprocated love.
RECIPROCATED LOVE. From the day I adopted them, I
called Bill and Arlene Grandpa and
Grandma. Pretty soon, my parents
Arlene and I would do crafts to were calling them Mom and Dad.
gether. We were always putting tiny Even our animals loved Bill and Ar
sequins on things. Bill taught me how lene and would often sneak out of our
courtesy katelynn martinez
to ride a bike and later how to drive yard to go visit them. Arlene always
the lawn tractor and eventually a car kept treats in her pockets for them.
(stick and automatic). He was always In the winter, Bill would attach a
fixing something in his garage and al snowplow to the front of the lawn trac
ways smelled like oil. I would wander tor and we would plow the block and
over to chatter at him, and he would all the neighbors’ driveways together.
always stop and listen to me, just like One of my first times on the tractor,
Arlene did. I plowed down our chainlink fence,
28 September 2020
Life Well Lived
and Bill just chuckled in his laid-back eight of them—went to live with rela-
way. We eventually replaced it with a tives. Arlene had some health prob-
nice, tall wooden “privacy” fence. My lems and struggled with alcoholism
dad and Bill installed it together. They when she was young. Their lives
cut a small gate in the top of one sec- weren’t as perfect as they appeared
tion so we could open it and still chat. to be through the fence. But the two
They also added a window at the bot- of them always seemed genuinely
tom for the dogs. happy in each other’s company. Bill
Over the years, Bill and Arlene told me that once on a trip in their
Howe supported me in all my dreams. RV he listened to Arlene talk about
They encouraged me to apply for col- raising honeybees for 200 miles
lege, even though I didn’t have the and he never tired of the sound of
money to go. And when I got accepted her voice.
to Colorado State University, they pre- Arlene passed away in 2013, two
sented me with a fund. They told me days before our adoption anniversary.
they’d been putting away money since Bill gave her eulogy. At the end, he
the day I adopted them. said, “Arlene leaves behind her hus-
It took me five years, but I gradu- band, Bill. And the greatest joy of her
ated with a degree in forest man- life, her granddaughter, Katie.”
agement, and now I work as a forest After the funeral, Bill gave me the
health technician for the Colorado ring he’d gifted to Arlene on their 25th
State Forest Service. wedding anniversary. It’s a simple
Since I’ve become an adult, I’ve gold band that I wear on my ring fin-
learned more about my grand- ger as a reminder of the kind of love I
parents. They both grew up poor. wish to put into this world. RD
Bill’s mother died when he was eight,
AdApted from A story on humAnsofnewyork.com
and he and his siblings—there were (mArch 2020), copyright © 2020 by kAtelynn mArtinez.
A Bird’s-Eye View
During the coronavirus shutdown in Missouri, museum officials saddened
by their empty galleries and zookeepers worried about their bored animals hit
upon an ingenious solution: letting some of the tamer, more inquisitive
animals out to look at the art. That’s how three penguins from the Kansas City
Zoo found themselves perusing the galleries of the nearby Nelson-Atkins
Museum of Art in May. One development that surprised all the humans involved:
Penguins prefer Caravaggio to Monet.
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13 THINGS
Surprising Facts
About the U.S. Army
By Emily Goodman
Congress offi-
1 cially established
the Army in Sep-
tember 1789, but since
the Continental
Army was formed in
1775, the U.S. Army
is technically older
than the country
it serves. Today,
the Army has nearly
half a million active-
duty troops and an-
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3 receive a class
ranking based
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Omar Bradley, died.
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the title: Eisenhower
nedy visited Fort Bragg
in North Carolina and
noticed an officer
athletic performance. and George Washing- wearing one. Kennedy
George Custer, class of ton, who was promoted thought that members
1861, graduated last in posthumously. The of this elite team
his year. Rankings don’t other two were Douglas needed something to
always determine mili- MacArthur and George distinguish them from
tary success or failure. C. Marshall. other soldiers and
Robert E. Lee graduated made the green cover-
second in his class. Marshall had a ing their official head-
By contrast, Dwight D.
Eisenhower was 61st. 6 sweet spot for his
soldiers. On behalf
of Eisenhower, he sent
gear. At Kennedy’s
funeral, Command
Sergeant Major Francis
Prior to 1933, a telegram in 1943 from Ruddy placed his beret
4 members of the
45th Infantry
Division wore a Native
Allied headquarters in
North Africa to the
Coca-Cola Company,
on the president’s grave,
a tradition that Green
Berets visiting Arling-
American symbol of requesting the soft ton National Cemetery
good luck as a nod to drink for the troops. continue today.
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she’d been hospital- Leavenworth in Kansas.
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ON YOUR small thrill. Then, next time you en-
counter a farmer who calls his wares
PLATE “ammonds,” you’ll understand the
joke when he tells it. (They always tell
the joke: “They’re almonds in the tree
and ammonds on the ground because
we’ve shaken the l out of them.”)
In California, not everyone ap-
preciates a good almond joke. In the
past several years, almond growers
in the water-starved Golden State
have caught flak for contributing to
low river levels and endangering fish,
among other things. In my defense,
I am far from the only water-hungry
crop, and it’s you humans who have
turned me and my milks and butters
into a health fetish, incentivizing farm-
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more than my produce. Anyone who
has watched a grove of me bloom into
stunning pale pink during early spring
can plainly see why I’ve been a symbol
of light and vitality throughout history.
I Am Almonds … In Greek mythology, the nymph god-
You’ve learned how exceptionally of mine, you’d find that I’m higher
good I am for you. People who con- in fiber and protein and lower in fat
sume me aplenty seem to have an (though if I’m honest, walnuts would
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stones pass faster. ers theorize that altru from eye problems
ism tempers negative could help motivate
experiences by giving you to stay the course.
you a sense of control
and meaning.
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Alcohol-Use
Disorders Going
Untreated
Medications to treat
alcohol dependence
are safe, effective,
and inexpensive,
but they are being
prescribed to only
a small minority of
patients. While the
stigma surrounding
mental disorders has
diminished in recent
decades, doctors and
patients often still
don’t talk honestly
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HOW TO BUILD A
Better
Brain
New research has found that boosting your memory
and staying sharp don’t require cutting-edge technology or
supplements. The real solution: Stick to the basics.
By Sari Harrar
EAT YOUR
FRUITS AND
VEGGIES
Participants in
a 2019 study
who ate more
vegetables and
fruits boosted
their scores on
thinking and
memory tests.
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rejuvenation explosion. Even more new brain cells? Hint: Brain scientists
astounding, this renaissance—called don’t recommend spending a lot of
neuroplasticity—was once thought to money on brain-training programs or
happen only in children’s brains. nutritional supplements. Nor do they
But research now shows that the advocate trying science-fictional stuff
brain can do these tricks at any age. such as do-it-yourself electrical stimu-
Benefits include improved memory lation. (See page 68 for more on that.)
and thinking skills, more creativity, Fresh from the front lines of brain
and a reduced risk of dementia. Or, as science, here are simple things you
Suzuki enthusiastically says, “You can can do to build a better brain.
grow a bigger, happier brain.”
Lately, an avalanche of new studies Yes to Green Leafy Veggies,
is pointing out exactly how to harness No to “Nootropics”
neuroplasticity. Advanced brain- In 2015, researchers from Australia’s
imaging techniques (among other lab Deakin University published one of
tools) are allowing researchers to get the first studies measuring food’s
a peek at how everything from sleep physical effect on the left hippo-
campus, a seahorse-shaped brain
“ABOUT 50 PERCENT region crucial for memory, learning,
and decision making. It is also one of
OF THE THINGS the first areas to shrink in people with
PEOPLE DO EVERY Alzheimer’s disease and other forms
DAY ARE TOXIC.” of dementia. Two hundred fifty-five
people filled out diet surveys and then
underwent magnetic resonance imag-
to food to physical activity affects your ing (MRI) scans that measured their
little gray cells. brains. Four years later, they returned
One insight worth mentioning right for another scan.
here: Brain plasticity works both ways. The study found that the left hippo-
“About 50 percent of the things people campus was heftier in the healthy
do every day that affect their brain are eaters than in the unhealthy ones, re-
toxic,” notes cognitive neuroscientist gardless of age, sex, weight, exercise
Sandra Bond Chapman, PhD, founder habits, or general health. The average
and chief director of the Center for difference was 203 square millimeters,
BrainHealth at the University of Texas nearly one third of a square inch.
at Dallas. “They skimp on sleep. They Sounds small, but that’s room for a lot
multitask. They aren’t active.” of extra brain cells—and strong new
Besides changing those bad habits, evidence that eating the right foods
what can you do to grow your own and skipping the wrong stuff could
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a n d a nt i - i n f l a m mat o r y
effects that may protect
against cognitive decline
and dementia,” says lead
researcher Claire McEvoy,
RD, of the Centre for Public
Health at Queen’s University
Belfast in Northern Ireland.
Even a little healthy food
goes a long way. According to
a 2018 Rush University study
that tracked 960 people for
4.7 years, participants who
ate just 1.3 extra servings
of green leafy vegetables a
day—that’s 1.3 cups of salad
or a smidge more than half a
cup of cooked spinach, kale,
MOVE MORE or collards—demonstrated
Women who stayed fit into their 80s delayed cognitive abilities simi-
the development of dementia by nine years. lar to thos e of p e op l e
11 years younger. And a
January 2020 study in the
help protect against declines in think- journal Neurology showed that get-
ing and memory that lead to dementia. ting just 15.3 milligrams a day of plant
Brain-friendly fare associated with compounds called flavonols—the
a bigger hippocampus included fresh amount in a small green salad plus one
fruits and vegetables, salads, and cup of cooked veggies and a half cup
grilled fish. The brain-shrinking diet of berries—was associated with a 48
was heavy on burgers, fries, and soft percent lower risk of Alzheimer’s-like
drinks, as well as sausage, potato dementia.
chips, and red meat. “That’s not a lot on a day-to-day
Healthy eating doesn’t just pre- basis,” says lead study author Thomas
vent brain decline. It boosts scores M. Holland, MD, a Rush University re-
on thinking and memory tests, ac- searcher. If you eat “a big salad every
cording to a study published in other day, throw in some carrots or
March 2019 that tracked 2,621 Ameri- broccoli at dinner, and snack on some
can women and men for 30 years. strawberries, then you’ve got it.”
“Plant-based diets have antioxidant How are these power foods working
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with your brain cells? Animal and at the University of Calgary. Dr. Ho-
test-tube experiments suggest that gan authored a 2015 review of brain
compounds in healthy diets—such as supplements in the Canadian Geriat-
B vitamins, omega-3 fatty acids, and rics Journal that found no convincing
beneficial polyphenols found in plant evidence of benefits.
foods—help new cells make copies of In fact, at least one ingredient in
DNA when they divide and multiply. some of these supplements could
Meanwhile, high-fat, high-sugar pro- harm your health. A study of noo-
cessed foods—from packaged meals tropics in the November 2019 Journal
to chips and candy—harm brain cells of the American Medical Association
by boosting inflammation and leaving revealed that the unapproved drug
brain tissue vulnerable to damage by piracetam was found in four out of
rogue oxygen molecules called free five brands tested, at levels that could
radicals. This may interfere with brain cause side effects such as insomnia
plasticity, making processed foods an and depression.
especially potent threat for the devel-
oping brains of kids and teens. Exercise: Moves That Reprogram
the Brain
“PLANT-BASED DIETS Most of the time, your brain is the
boss of your muscles—directing how
PROTECT AGAINST you hit a ball, play the piano, or open
COGNITIVE DECLINE a cereal box. But when it comes to
AND DEMENTIA.” growing new brain cells, more and
more research shows that when you
exercise, your muscles (along with
While food emerges as an impor- your liver and body fat) take charge.
tant brain protector, experts say brain When you’re active, they send chemi-
supplements (sometimes called noo- cal signals telling your brain, “Hey,
tropics) aren’t all that effective. These it’s time to grow!” Recent research
pills and capsules may contain vi- suggests physical activity has mul-
tamins, minerals, antioxidants, and tiple brain benefits, encouraging the
amino acids in addition to herbs, birth and growth of new brain cells
caffeine, green tea extract, mush- and the extension of blood vessels
room powder, jellyfish protein, or that supply oxygen and blood sugar
other ingredients. But studies show to brain cells.
that they don’t activate brain cells in In a 2016 National Institute on Ag-
a significantly positive way. “Let the ing study, people who ran on a tread-
buyer beware,” says David Hogan, mill for 45 minutes three days a week
MD, a specialist in geriatric medicine boosted their levels of brain-derived
66 September 2020
SLEEP WELL
A good night’s sleep doubled
volunteers’ ability to remember
words they’d learned the day before.
neurotrophic factor, a chemical that starting in our 30s, exercise helps keep
acts like fertilizer for new brain cells. brain cells alive longer and replaces
After four months of workouts, their old cells with new ones. It’s a good
scores improved on a memory test. deal. “There’s evidence these new
Without exercise, Suzuki says, “lit- brain cells are very active,” she says.
tle baby neurons don’t get bigger and “They’re excitable, like teenagers.
make thousands of new connections They get involved in more memory
to other brain cells. With exercise, you circuits than older cells do. You get
get fully functioning adult brain cells.” more connections.”
Studies suggest that in younger adults, At any age, you might notice over
this can add to the overall number of time that you feel more alert and have
cells in the hippocampus. And once an easier time remembering things
age-related brain changes begin, after you start a new exercise routine.
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ZAPPING
YOUR BRAIN
What about hacking shown to have positive (you soak them in salt
your brain with an effects on memory, water so they carry the
at‑home electrical brain‑ creativity, and attention current to your skull),
stimulation kit? Officially in recent studies. Now and a small plug‑in
known as transcranial a fan base of the curious or battery‑powered
direct‑current stimu‑ is growing for do‑it‑ electrical source for as
lation (tDCS), mind‑ yourself tDCS. You can little as $99.
zapping with low‑power buy a kit complete with A reddit.com forum
currents has been wires, stick‑on sponges for tDCS has more than
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Cover Story
students pulling all-nighters, and the extra points if they got eight hours’
sleep scientists who study them, sleep sleep a night during exam week. “I
deprivation messes with mental focus, didn’t expect it, but they also scored
stifles creativity, interferes with recall, about four points higher—before
and slows reaction times by as much as adding the extra credit—on their
50 percent. The effects are immediate—
in a University of South Florida study A STROLL MAY
of 130 middle-aged women and men,
missing out on just 16 minutes of sleep
BE ALL IT TAKES
reduced their concentration the next TO ENCOURAGE
day. (Sleep changes have also been NEUROPLASTICITY.
linked to the development of Alzheim-
er’s disease and dementia, but it is less
clear which comes first.) In contrast, finals in my class,” he reports. “That’s
a good night’s sleep doubled volun- enough to go from a B+ to an A. Even
teers’ ability to remember words they’d I was surprised by the power of sleep!”
learned the day before, according to a To ensure that you get enough sleep
2015 study from the United Kingdom’s (eight hours is the magic number for
University of Exeter. most people), “try to stick with a regu-
Brain scientist Michael Scullin, the lar sleep schedule,” Scullin suggests.
director of the Sleep Neuroscience “Prime your body clock by getting
& Cognition Laboratory at Baylor natural light exposure in the morning
University, believes so passionately and by relaxing at night. And if your
in the value of a good night’s sleep bed partner tells you that you snore
that he bribed undergraduates with loudly, tell your doctor. Obstructive
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PLAY GAMES
Playing old-
fashioned games
such as cards
and chess was
linked to sharper
thinking, on par
with a 1.4-point-
higher IQ.
Cover Story Reader ’s Digest
sleep apnea can raise risk for brain So imagine the excitement in 2008
threats like high blood pressure.” when University of Michigan scien-
You may be surprised by the wide tists announced that brain-training
range of brain-powered benefits you games could boost fluid intelligence.
reap from getting enough sleep. “Every Since then, the brain-training indus-
aspect of brain health is related to sleep try has grown into a $1.9 billion be-
quality and quantity,” Scullin says. “We hemoth that promises to tune up your
thinking, enhance memory, and even
“WOULD WE BE MORE stall declines that lead to dementia.
But brain training may work for
CIVIL AS A SOCIETY only some people. In a 2020 study,
IF WE GOT Wayne State University neuroscientists
ENOUGH SLEEP?” measured fluid intelligence gains
in 424 people ages 18 to 44 who per-
formed various combinations of brain
even found in a recent study that peo- training, mindfulness training, and
ple were less likely to forgive each other aerobic exercise for 16 weeks. Two
when they got six hours of sleep than hundred eighty-two also had brain
when they got seven and a half or eight scans. A majority (74 percent) im-
hours. When I see all of the impulsive, proved their fluid thinking a little,
aggressive, negative messages people while 9 percent got worse. Just 17
send to one another, especially on so- percent (including people from the
cial media, I have to wonder if lack of groups that got brain training) im-
sleep isn’t part of the reason. Would we proved significantly. In this group,
be more civil, more willing to listen as a some brain areas involved in fluid
society, if we got enough sleep?” intelligence—including the hippo-
campus and the larger anterior cingu-
Challenge Your Brain, late cortex—were bigger than average
the Smart Way (though a few were actually smaller).
Human intelligence comes in two Without getting a brain scan, how do
varieties. There’s dependable, reli- you know if you’re one of the 17 per-
able “crystallized intelligence,” which cent who might benefit a lot from
draws on the knowledge you’ve brain games, along with exercise and
learned. Then there’s creative “fluid mindfulness? Your attitude might be a
intelligence,” a jazzy superpower that clue. If you already love playing brain
calls on abstract reasoning, working games, they will probably help.
memory, mental focus, and other “You have to increase levels of the
cerebral talents to find out-of-the-box feel-good brain chemical dopamine in
solutions. order to generate brain-cell growth,”
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78 September 2020
Inspiration
THESE LETTERS
ARE FILLED
WITH AN
OVERWHELMING
SENSE OF
KINDNESS.
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USPS is filled with lots of undercover But there was something more in
“Swifties.” these letters. People felt seen—some
One maintenance manager from for the first time in a long time.
Minnesota wanted to inspire her to “I work alone in a small rural post
start collecting stamps, so he sent office ...”
along two stamps of his own from the “My kids all live far away ...”
bulletin board in his office to start her “Not a lot of people think about
collection. how hard we work ...”
They sent stamps to be used as well. One wrote, “I can’t tell you how
Stamps for her to write back. Stamps for much it means to read your letter ...”
her to write to others. Stamps, stamps, Another, “I have a son in Kuwait
stamps (218, by Em’s count). and if you have a second to send him
a letter, he would love it.”
Emerson takes her time, writing and
illustrating each letter by hand. IT’S EASY TO GIVE
OTHERS THE ONE
THING THEY NEED—
HUMAN CONNECTION.
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Inspiration
I have a friend who says we all just And sending texts via an app has been
want to be seen, known, and loved. the small step I needed. Em’s lesson
Em does this boldly. to me was simple: It’s the small things
I want to be bold and brave like that matter most.
Em. We’ve all been in a moment of Send a letter. Make a call. Practice
physical isolation that is amplifying a self-care. Take a step of boldness. For
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The
jet
engines
of the Iberia Airlines DC-8 thundered of the runway at Havana’s José Martí
in an earsplitting crescendo as the big Airport. For months, my friend Jorge
plane taxied toward where we hud- Pérez Blanco and I had been planning
dled in the tall grass just off the end to stow away in a wheel well on this
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flight, No. 904, Iberia’s weekly nonstop double wheels, scorching hot from
run from Havana to Madrid. Now, in takeoff, began folding into the com-
the late afternoon of June 3, 1969, our partment. I tried to flatten myself
moment had come. against the overhead as they came
We realized that we were pretty closer and closer; then, in desperation,
young to be taking such a big gamble; I pushed at them with my feet. But they
I was 17, Jorge 16. But we were both pressed powerfully upward, squeezing
determined to escape from Cuba, and me against the roof of the well. Just
our plans had been made carefully. We when I felt that I would be crushed,
knew that departing airliners taxied the wheels locked in place and the bay
to the end of the 11,500-foot runway, doors beneath them closed, plunging
stopped momentarily after turning me into darkness. So there I was, my
around, and then roared at full throttle five-foot-four, 140-pound frame liter-
down the runway to take off. We wore ally wedged in amid a spaghetti-like
rubber-soled shoes to aid us in crawl-
ing up the wheels and carried ropes to THE DOORS DROPPED
secure ourselves inside the wheel well.
We had also stuffed cotton in our ears
OPEN. I HELD ON FOR
as protection against the shriek of the DEAR LIFE, SWINGING
four jet engines. Now we lay sweating OVER THE ABYSS.
with fear as the massive craft swung
into its about-face, the jet blast flat-
tening the grass all around us. “Let’s maze of conduits and machinery. I
run!” I shouted to Jorge. could not move enough to tie myself
We dashed onto the runway and to anything.
sprinted toward the left-hand wheels Then, before I had time to catch
of the momentarily stationary plane. my breath, the bay doors suddenly
As Jorge began to scramble up the dropped open again and the wheels
42-inch-high tires, I saw there was not stretched out into their landing posi-
room for us both in the single well. “I’ll tion. I held on for dear life, swinging
try the other side!” I shouted. I climbed over the abyss, wondering whether I
quickly onto the right wheels, grabbed had been spotted, whether even now
a strut, and, twisting and wriggling, the plane was turning back to hand
pulled myself into the semidark well. me over to Castro’s police.
The plane began rolling immediately, By the time the wheels began re-
and I grabbed some machinery to tracting again, I had seen a bit of ex-
keep from falling out. The roar of the tra space among all the machinery
engines nearly deafened me. where I could safely squeeze. Now
As we became airborne, the huge I knew there was room for me, even
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though I could scarcely breathe. Af- malfunction, the captain turned his
ter a few minutes, I touched one of attention to climbing to assigned
the tires and found that it had cooled cruising altitude. On leveling out, he
off. I swallowed some aspirin tablets observed that the temperature outside
against the head-splitting noise and was 41 degrees below zero.
began to wish that I had worn some-
thing warmer than my light sport shirt Shivering uncontrollably from
and green fatigues. the bitter cold, I wondered if Jorge
had made it into the other wheel well,
Up in the cockpit of the DC-8, Captain and I began thinking about what had
Valentin Vara del Rey, 44, had settled brought me to this desperate situa-
into the routine of the overnight flight, tion. I thought about my parents and
which would last eight hours and 20 my girlfriend, María Esther, and won-
dered what they would think when
I LAY IN FREEZING they learned what I had done.
My father is a plumber, and I have
DARKNESS MORE THAN four brothers and a sister. We are
FIVE MILES ABOVE THE poor, like most Cubans. Our house
ATLANTIC OCEAN. in Havana has just one large room.
Food was scarce and strictly rationed.
About the only fun I had was playing
minutes. Takeoff had been normal, baseball and walking with María Es-
with the aircraft and its 147 passen- ther along the seawall. When I turned
gers, plus a crew of ten, lifting off at 16, the government shipped me off
170 mph. But right after liftoff, some- to vocational school in Betancourt, a
thing unusual had happened. A light sugarcane village in Matanzas Prov-
on the instrument panel had remained ince. There, I was supposed to learn
on, indicating improper retraction of welding, but classes were often inter-
the landing gear. rupted to send us off to plant cane.
“Are you having difficulty?” the con- Young as I was, I was tired of living
trol tower asked. in a state that controlled everyone’s
“Yes,” replied Vara del Rey. “There life. I dreamed of freedom. I wanted
is an indication that the right wheel to become an artist and live in the
hasn’t closed properly. I’ll repeat the United States, where I had an uncle.
procedure.” I knew that thousands of Cubans had
The captain lowered the landing gotten to America and done well there.
gear, then raised it again. This time, As the time approached when I would
the red light blinked out. be drafted, I thought more and more
Dismissing the incident as a minor of trying to get away. But how? I knew
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3-6-1-6-6-7-5-1-3
3-6-1-6-6-7-5-1-3
airport to reconnoi-
ter. Once, a DC-8 took
off and flew directly
over us; the wheels
were still down, and
we could see into the
well compart ments.
“There’s enough room
in there for me,” I re-
member saying.
These were my
thoughts as I lay in
the freezing darkness
more than five miles
above the Atlantic
Ocean. By now we had
been in the air about
an hour, and I was
getting light-headed.
Was it really only a
few hours earlier that
I had bicycled through
the rain with Jorge and
hidden in the grass?
that two planeloads of people were Was Jorge safe? My parents? María Es-
allowed to leave Havana for Miami ther? I drifted into unconsciousness.
each day, but there was a waiting list
of 800,000 for these flights. Also, if you The sun rose over the Atlantic like a
signed up to leave, the government great golden globe, its rays glinting
looked at you as a gusano—a worm— off the silver-and-red fuselage of Ibe-
and life became even less bearable. ria’s DC-8 as it crossed the European
My hopes seemed futile. Then I met coast high over Portugal. With the end
Jorge at a Havana baseball game. We of the 5,563-mile flight in sight, Cap-
got to talking. I found out that Jorge, tain Vara del Rey began his descent
like me, was disillusioned with Cuba. toward Madrid’s Barajas Airport. Ar-
“The system takes away your free- rival would be at 8 a.m. local time, he
dom—forever,” he complained. told his passengers over the intercom,
Jorge told me about the weekly and the weather in Madrid was sunny
flight to Madrid. Twice we went to the and pleasant.
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Shortly after passing over Toledo, Socarras
Vara del Rey let down his landing Ramirez in 1969,
gear. As always, the maneuver was ac- in his hospital
bed in Madrid
companied by a buffeting as the wheels
hit the slipstream and a 200 mph
turbulence swirled through the wheel were frozen as stiff as wood,” Rocha
wells. Now the plane went into its Lorenzana said. “All he did was make
final approach; now, a spurt of flame a strange sound, a kind of moan.”
and smoke from the tires as the DC-8 “I couldn’t believe it at first,” Vara
touched down at about 140 mph. It del Rey said. “But then I went over to
was a perfect landing—no bumps. Af- see him. He had ice over his nose and
ter a brief postflight check, Vara del Rey mouth. And his color ...” As he watched
walked down the ramp steps and stood the unconscious boy being bundled into
by the nose of the plane waiting for a a truck, the captain kept exclaiming to
car to pick him up, along with his crew. himself, “Impossible! Impossible!”
Nearby, there was a sudden, soft
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plop as the frozen body of Armando The first thing I remember after
Socarras Ramirez fell to the concrete losing consciousness was hitting the
apron beneath the plane. José Rocha ground at the Madrid airport. Then I
Lorenzana, a security guard, was the blacked out again and woke up later at
first to reach the crumpled figure. the Gran Hospital de la Beneficencia
“When I touched his clothes, they in downtown Madrid, more dead than
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alive. When they took my tempera reading stacks of letters from all over
ture, it was so low that it did not even the world. I especially liked one from
register on the thermometer. “Am I in a girl in California. “You are a hero,”
Spain?” was my first question. And she wrote, “but not very wise.”
then, “Where’s Jorge?” (Jorge is be My uncle, who lives in New Jersey,
lieved to have been knocked down by telephoned and invited me to come
the jet blast while trying to climb into live with him. The International Res
the other wheel well, and to have been cue Committee arranged my passage
put in prison in Cuba.) and has continued to help me.
Doctors said later that my condition I am fine now. I live with my uncle
was comparable to that of a patient and go to school to learn English. I still
undergoing “deep freeze” surgery—a hope to study to be an artist. I want
delicate process performed only un to be a good citizen and contribute
der carefully controlled conditions. Dr. something to this country, for I love it
José María Pajares, who cared for me, here. You can smell freedom in the air.
called my survival a medical miracle, I often think of my friend Jorge. We
and, in truth, I feel lucky to be alive. both knew the risk we were taking and
(Editor’s note: Experts cited at the time that we might be killed in our attempt
of Socarras Ramirez’s flight estimated to escape Cuba. But it seemed worth
that at an altitude of 29,000 feet and the chance. Even knowing the risks, I
a temperature of 41 degrees below would try to escape again if I had to. RD
zero—the approximate conditions
in the wheel bed that day—a person Armando Socarras Ramirez is now 69
would be expected to live only a few and lives in Virginia. He retired from
minutes. An engineer said the chances the transportation industry. He and
of not being crushed by the retracting his wife have four children and 12
double wheels were “one in a million.”) grandchildren.
A few days after my escape, I was
up and around the hospital, play This story originally appeared in the
ing cards with my police guard and January 1970 issue of Reader’s Digest.
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By Bruce Kelley
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crawled over and pushed herself up sleep. She wouldn’t. Then I heard her
so that she was leaning on his back. pawing at the lamp. At 4:30, she turned
She started rocking back and forth, it on. I finally got up and put her out,
and then Colby very slowly got up. I and she had to potty! I thought it was
thought that he was tired of Rachel and a fluke.
was leaving. But as he got up, Rachel Two days later, at 4:35 a.m., she did it
stood with him, holding on to his back. again. This time, she tapped the lamp
Colby stood there for a bit and then three times to get it to the brightest set-
slowly started walking. Rachel took a ting. Her Royal Highness wants up! A
few steps with him and then plopped few weeks later, at 4:24 a.m., the light
on her bottom. Colby sank to the floor. went on again. She’s done this multiple
In a bit, Rachel started leaning on his times when she needs to go out. So now
back again. Again, he rose and started the dog controls what time I get up.
walking. Rachel took a few steps, wob- —Liz Moore
bled, and sank to the floor. This sce- Post FaLLs, Idaho
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Peyton knows when it’s Saturday. When I come home from errands, he runs to
his bed. He doesn’t do that any other day. —Linda Bradlyn Sylmar, California
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on his back and cry out as if he were bested us, allowing us the privilege of
being beaten. If pushed too hard, he living in his home. On his last day, my
would bite—never to draw blood, but daughter commented, “Mom, I know
enough to let you know who was in he doesn’t feel good because he is not
charge. growling at me when I kiss his face.”
Frustrated, we sent him to a profes- That was him. Shadow was a genius.
sional trainer, who took him into his How else could he have compelled us
home to work with him one-on-one. to love the worst dog in the world?
After the agreed-upon two weeks —Julie Campbell
of training, the handler called and Mineral Wells, Texas
sheepishly asked for another two
weeks with Shadow, free of charge, as Misty Mourns for Dad
he had been unable to make any prog- When my husband, Jack,
ress. In another two weeks, we got the was sick and in and out of
same phone call. So, after six weeks, hospitals and rehab centers, every
the dog trainer returned our dog time I came home, Misty would sit at
with apologies, stating that this was the gate and wait to see whether he
the first dog that he’d ever deemed came out of the car. After he died, she
untrainable. Shadow appeared quite would still sit at the gate waiting for
pleased with himself. him to come in. I knew that I needed
For all of his 13 years, Shadow to find a way of giving Misty closure.
So about a week after his funeral, I
took her to the cemetery with me. As
we walked up to his grave, I said to her,
“Misty, this is where Dad is now,” not
sure what to expect. She started sniff-
ing the broken ground, crying; then
she walked to me and leaned against
my leg. I knelt down, and we both
cried. And from that point on, she
never waited at the gate for him again.
—Loretta Riker
Taylorsville, KenTucKy
96 September 2020
floor of our split-level. All of a sudden,
my heart rate started to speed up. Oh
my—I’d forgotten to take the medi-
cine that helps regulate my heartbeat
for three days! That can be fatal; was
I going to die? I yelled for Rey, but he
couldn’t hear. Then our toy fox ter-
rier, Molly, ran into the room. I could
barely tell her to get Daddy. I tried
again, and finally she ran out of the
room and down the stairs, and I heard
her barking frantically. Rey rushed
upstairs and got my medicine. I be-
lieve that Molly saved my life that day.
—Valerie Magpoc
Brunswick, OhiO
lapdog!—and look into my eyes, and
Loki Nursed a Cancer somehow I knew tomorrow would be
Patient a better day.
I was in my 30s when I was —Christine Barczak
diagnosed with a rare gastrointestinal Lake View, new YOrk
cancer. I was quite sick after surgery
and chemotherapy and having a hard Kymo Can Do Anything
time with fatigue, depression, and anx- Here are three things to know
iety. My Siberian husky rescue, Loki, about our superhero dog,
would gently poke me from my nest on Kemosabe (Kymo for short), whose
the couch when he wanted some exer- name means “trusted scout” or “faith-
cise. Often, I didn’t want to go. But the ful friend”:
exercise, the fresh air, feeling needed 1. Once, a burglar was trying to
when I had been the needy one for so break into our garage when Kymo
long—it all helped. Loki got me mov- showed up. It wasn’t the fact that
ing and got me stronger when my own there was a huge dog barking in a
willpower wasn’t enough. And when deep, powerful voice that made him
the tears and frustration came, he’d leave his pry bar and other assorted
curl up on my lap—yes, a 65-pound tools. It was the snapping teeth, which
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WHO KNEW?
FACTS
LEFT OUT
OF HISTORY
Sometimes the most interesting
information gets lost on the
cutting-room floor of time
Reader ’s Digest
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS
2 THOUGHT THE EARTH WAS
SHAPED LIKE A PEAR
Yes, Columbus believed the world was
round—as did sailors and mathema- Kuwait hired New York public rela-
ticians going back to ancient Greece. tions firm Hill + Knowlton to help
However, he did not think the earth persuade the American government
was a perfect sphere, and that was to join in a war against Iraq. After
likely because of a very famous poem. a few months and $12 million in
According to the logbook for his research money, the group found
third voyage to the Americas, Colum- a 15-year-old Kuwaiti girl named
bus suspected the world was in “the Nayirah (above) to deliver horrify-
form of a pear,” and that its highest ing testimony to the Congressional
peak had the Biblical Garden of Eden Human Rights Caucus about hos-
on its summit. This is precisely how pitals being looted and premature
the earth was described by Dante babies being left to die. Amnesty
Alighieri in his epic poem The Divine International corroborated Nayirah’s
Comedy, the most influential work testimony, which quickly became a
of Italian literature in history. Dante talking point for U.S. senators and
placed the Garden of Eden atop an President George H. W. Bush during
impossibly high mountain surrounded the buildup to the Gulf War.
by an ocean, which Columbus incor- In 1992, after the Americans had
rectly determined to be in present-day crushed the Iraqis in a mere 42 days
Venezuela. of combat, an op-ed in the New York
Times revealed that Nayirah was
A GIRL’S FAKED TESTIMONY actually the daughter of the Kuwaiti
3 HELPED PUSH THE UNITED STATES ambassador to the United States. Her
via C-SPaN
until 2002 for the Italian inventor to ticularly by those who witnessed it on
be vindicated. That was when the U.S. live television. However, opinion polls
House of Representatives passed a taken in the 1960s and ’70s found that
resolution declaring that “his work in everyday Americans were far from uni
the invention of the telephone should versally enamored of the space race.
be acknowledged.” Shortly after the Apollo 11 mission
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was completed, in July 1969, only Air Force. Clark Gable flew five combat
53 percent of Americans believed that missions in a B-17. Suave actor David
the moon landing was worth the tax Niven was already well-known when
dollars invested. (According to Forbes, he took a break from acting to become
the Apollo program cost about $25 bil- a commando in the British Army. Pe-
lion, or about $150 billion adjusted for ter Sellers was in the Royal Air Force
inflation.) Ten years later, another poll before graduating to The Pink Panther.
found that only 41 percent of Ameri- Audrey Hepburn was a teenage vol-
cans felt the benefits of the space pro- unteer in the Dutch Resistance. Lee
gram ultimately outweighed its costs. Marvin served as a Marine and was
wounded at the Battle of Saipan. Tony
MANY FUTURE CELEBRITIES Curtis witnessed Japan’s surrender on
7 FOUGHT IN WORLD WAR II
Bea Arthur (below right) joined the
September 2, 1945. And Julia Child
had a top secret post in the Office of
U.S. Marine Corps Women’s Reserve Strategic Services. She even assisted
in 1943, before heading to Broadway researchers trying to develop a shark
and Maude. Future New York Yankee repellent that would keep sailors from
Yogi Berra saw action at Omaha and becoming an underwater meal.
Utah Beaches on D-Day. Comedian
Mel Brooks fought in the Battle of the THE FOURTH OF JULY SHOULD
Bulge. Jimmy Stewart was promoted
from private to colonel and eventually
8 BE ON JULY 2—OR AUGUST 2
On July 3, 1776, John Adams sent
became a brigadier general in the U.S. his wife exciting news: The Second
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Who Knew?
Continental Congress had approved Orson Welles, who several hours ear-
a resolution for American indepen- lier had read a radio adaptation of
dence. It was such a historic moment H. G. Wells’s The War of the Worlds
that Adams wrote, “The second day with his fellow actors.
of July, 1776 ... will be celebrated by Was there panic in the streets? No.
succeeding generations as the great According to a national survey con-
anniversary festival,” complete with ducted the evening of the broadcast,
“pomp and parade, with shows, only 2 percent of participants had lis-
games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, tened to Welles’s War of the Worlds
and illuminations, from one end of production. The other 98 percent likely
this continent to the other.” had no idea what he was up to and
The adoption of what we call the Lee learned about it later. While some of
Resolution on July 2, 1776, marked the that 2 percent might have thought the
moment the 13 colonies were effec- country had been invaded, they were
tively independent from Great Britain. probably few in number and more
After a short wait while the Declara- afraid of a war with Germany than
tion of Independence was written on with martians. However, the idea of a
parchment by Timothy Matlack, a science-fiction broadcast causing panic
Pennsylvania clerk renowned for his was a trick or treat too delicious for
good handwriting, John Hancock and newspapers to resist that Halloween.
his colleagues signed it on August 2,
1776—a full month after John Adams SOME WOMEN’S SUFFRAGE
inaccurately predicted July 2 would be
as celebrated as the Fourth of July is
10 LEADERS WANTED ONLY WHITE
WOMEN TO VOTE
today. This year marks the 100th anniver-
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THE PROMISE OF
L AU R I E
MAXSON, 65
Home: Colorado Springs, Colorado
Occupation: Retired school administrator
Condition: Rheumatoid arthritis
Reader ’s Digest
A
her diet, cutting back on sugar, eating
more plant-based foods and less red
meat, and choosing organic fruits and
vegetables at the market. Through
websites and blogs where patients
shared their arthritis experiences,
Maxson also found several people who
had been helped by using CBD.
CBD (short for cannabidiol) is a
bout four compound extracted from hemp
years ago, Laurie Maxson began to plants, a type of cannabis. Yes, this is
find it challenging to complete simple the same plant as marijuana, but un-
tasks in the morning. “I started ex- like tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the
periencing a lot of pain in my hands compound that makes pot psycho-
and feet and difficulty moving my fin- active, CBD won’t make you high and
gers,” says Maxson, a retired school isn’t addictive.
administrator from Colorado Springs, In 2018, Congress passed a bill that
Colorado. “I couldn’t even grip a defined cannabis as hemp and not
toothbrush or a hairbrush.” marijuana as long as the plant con-
Her doctor gave her a physical and tains no more than 0.3 percent THC.
ordered blood tests. Soon Maxson re- This effectively made hemp-based
ceived a diagnosis. “My numbers indi- products such as CBD legal.
cated that I had a moderate to severe Because cannabis remains clas-
case of rheumatoid arthritis,” she says. sified by the federal government as
An autoimmune disorder, rheu- a controlled substance, though, re-
matoid arthritis causes painful in- search on the benefits of CBD is just
flammation of the lining of the joints. getting started. Scientists do know,
It can often take sufferers multiple however, that CBD is a powerful anti-
tries to find the right treatment. inflammatory. A 2017 animal study
Maxson started a series of medica- published in the journal Pain con-
tions but couldn’t tolerate the side cluded that CBD could decrease joint
effects, which included extreme fa- inflammation and protect the nerves.
tigue, nausea, and itching. She finally Maxson decided to try a CBD tinc-
found relief with monthly infusions ture (a liquid extract she holds under
of a biologic medication that blocks her tongue until it is absorbed into the
inflammation-causing substances. bloodstream) made from hemp plants
Then she decided to set her sights grown locally. Today, after a year of
higher. “I was good,” she says. “But I taking CBD daily, Maxson says, “I just
wanted to be even better.” She changed feel like everything is working a little
bit better and a little bit quicker. It’s Eventually, Dobratz sought out a
like oiling up a machine.” Though she psychiatrist. The doctor prescribed
has had to give up the intense circuit- sleeping pills that helped her stay
training workouts she followed before asleep, but she still had a tough time
her diagnosis, she’s back to exercising turning off the anxious part of her
again, taking Pilates classes several brain and falling asleep. So her psy-
times a week and walking regularly. chiatrist recommended she try CBD.
“I realize that I have a chronic disease CBD works in part by mimicking
that affects my autoimmune system,” and augmenting the effects of our
Maxson says, “and I’m trying to do own natural cannabinoids, called
everything I can to live the best life I endo cannabinoids, which act on
can. CBD is a key piece of that.” cells throughout the central ner-
vous system and are believed to help
L AU R A
D O B R AT Z , 3 2
“I had trouble
sleeping every
Home: Minneapolis, Minnesota
Occupation: Paraprofessional single night—
at a middle school
Conditions: Insomnia and anxiety
for years.”
ying awake every night staring at
L the ceiling and counting sheep
doesn’t even begin to describe the
agony of chronic insomnia. “I would
have trouble sleeping pretty much
every single night—for years,” says
Laura Dobratz. “This meant I was al-
ways exhausted during the day and
never felt well rested, which took a
toll on every aspect of my life.”
Dobratz’s insomnia began when
her anxiety spiked during an extra-
stressful holiday season. It quickly
turned into a vicious circle of worry-
Joleen Zubek
is well known to cause hunger by ac- says. “I use a topical cream for neck
tivating certain cannabinoid recep- pain at night. While on the go or for
tors, CBD may trigger a molecular immediate relief, I use a vape pen be-
response that blocks these receptors cause the effect is incredibly quick. At
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home, I use a tincture. And 24 hours more than eight years,” says Johnson.
prior to a big event, I take 100 to 150 “I got to see my boys become men.”
milligrams throughout the day and 20 Her sons, teens at the time, are now
to 60 milligrams the morning of. 22 and 25.
“People are coming to me because After her diagnosis, Johnson en-
I look so healthy now,” Kincaid mar- dured a year of treatment that in-
vels. “My wife takes CBD when her ul- cluded four months of chemotherapy
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Money Laundering
Have you ever accidentally run a dollar bill through the wash and
been amazed that it survived? You can thank the Bureau of Engraving
and Printing’s durability lab, where scientists soak bills in chemicals, crumple
them up, and throw them into a washing machine with detergent and
a set of towels, all to make sure they can survive the indignities of countless
cash transactions. Says chemist Joe Piekarski about being surrounded
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Washingtonian
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GENIUS
SECTION
11 Pages to sharpen
Your Mind
SCAMMED
Even the most savvy among us can be duped.
I learned that harsh lesson myself when an urgent
and heartfelt plea arrived in my inbox.
By Bruce Grierson
From Thewalrus.ca
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you please get me additional $500 thanks in advance. From there, the
worth of iTunes gift cards right away?” story unfolded. Next thing I knew, I
What? The personal friend was one was putting on my jacket. Scammers
thing, but random strangers on the exploit thinking errors in the same
ward? Anyway, it might be too late. I way storytellers do. We are “cognitive
called Ron. misers,” says University of Toronto
“Hey, Bruce. What’s up?” psychologist Keith Stanovich, taking
“Are we too late to help those other mental shortcuts and jumping to con-
patients?” I asked. clusions wherever possible.
Silence. Then: “Um, I don’t know Scammers take advantage of other
what you’re talking about.” cognitive errors, too, such as consis-
“Those other patients on the ward tency bias, which says people tend
who now also want music,” I said. to act in accordance with who they
believe themselves to be. When I re-
ceived the first e-mail, it spoke to my
WE THINK VICTIMS sense that I’m a nice guy, and here was
ARE OLDER FOLK. an opportunity to prove it. “You were
IN FACT, MILLENNIALS on a goodwill mission,” said the cop
who dutifully took down my report.
ARE SCAMMED MORE. “And that kind of put blinders on you.”
Then there’s anchoring, a term psy-
chologists use to describe the act of
“Bruce.” A long beat. “It’s a scam. relying too heavily on one piece of in-
Somebody has been impersonating formation. “It’s hard for people to set
me. I put out a warning on Facebook.” aside something they already know,”
“I didn’t ... see that.” says Tobin. “And that constrains our
ability to reason.” The scammer had
How is it that I was played so easily? fixed in my mind the image of a can-
The answer is simple: Our brains cer ward, and to make matters worse, I
are susceptible to well-crafted fic- could see Sharon in my mind because
tion, and the best scams are just that, I have been there—I was at my father’s
says Vera Tobin, a cognitive scientist bedside when he died of cancer.
at Case Western Reserve University. All these factors together may in-
The sympathies and attention of the cline scam victims to overlook what
victim are expertly manipulated by a should be glaring red flags. My min-
narrative sleight of hand. The stakes ister didn’t use my name in the first
start small. In my case, the initial con- e-mail. Then again, maybe he was in
tact was modest and believable. There a hurry? (The scammer didn’t use my
were the shoe-shuffling apologies, the name because he didn’t have it. Until,
a minister’s congregation.
There’s evidence that con art-
ists disproportionately target
religious groups—although it’s
less clear whether people of
faith are actually more suscep-
tible to such scams. And sure
enough, I learned that no one
else in my congregation had
been fooled. This scammer
was lucky to have found me.
I’m gullible, as my wife likes
to remind me: “Remem-
ber the time you almost
bought a car with a lien
on it?”
There are other char-
with my response, I gave it to him.) acter traits we scam victims demon-
And the grammatical errors from a strably share. We are decisive. OK,
person I knew to be fastidious with impulsive. “Naive” or “trusting” could
language? I chalked it up to stress. also apply, although social scientists
Basically, I read those e-mails through prefer the descriptor “unsuspicious.”
a filter that cleaned up the language And we are “risk takers”—physically,
and imputed only good motives. financially, and emotionally—says
There’s a widespread perception that psychologist Stephen Lea of the Uni-
scam victims are predominantly older versity of Exeter in England.
folk. Actually, millennials are scammed You’d think ignorance would be a
more than any other group, according precondition of getting bilked. But
to Federal Trade Commission data. sometimes the problem isn’t knowing
But they lose less money than seniors too little but too much. One of Bernie
because they have less. The stereotype Madoff ’s victims was a psychiatrist
that the lonely are sitting ducks is true. named Stephen Greenspan, who lost
Lonely people are more likely to let about a third of his retirement sav-
scammers get their foot in the door; ings to Madoff ’s Ponzi scheme. Just
they open unsolicited mail and stay on two days before he learned he’d been
the line with those bogus IRS agents. hoodwinked, Greenspan had pub-
Yasu + Junko
I’m not lonely or a millennial. But I lished a big authoritative tome called
was randomly chosen from a pool that Annals of Gullibility: Why We Get
is viewed as promising for scammers: Duped and How to Avoid It.
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BRAIN GAMES
Quick Crossword 1
Easy It’s Labor Day, so get
2
to work! Fit these industrious
terms in the grid—and put 3
your back into it. 4 5
LABOR
WORK 6
GRIND
TOIL 7
EFFORT
TRAVAIL
8 9
OUTPUT
SWEAT
EXERTION
DRUDGERY
True Blue
A B C
in Washington, which
has only one o). Can
you figure out the state
whose letters appear in
a total of three state
names?
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9. appeal n.
WORD POWER (uh-'peel)
A higher court’s review.
B plea deal.
C damages awarded.
All rise! This month, we’re taking
10. deposition n.
you to court. The law has a language all (deh-puh-'zih-shun)
its own, as you’ll witness in our quiz, and A parole hearing.
your score is contingent on your knowledge B testimony.
C lawyer’s brief.
of legal lingo. After you’ve made your case,
11. negligent adj.
turn to page 128 for the verdict. ('neh-glih-jent)
A careless.
By Sarah Chassé B honorable.
C jailed.
1. bailiff n. 5. perjury n. 12. writ n.
('bay-lif) ('per-juh-ree) (rit)
A law clerk. A failing to appear. A stenographer.
B court officer. B lying under oath. B formal document.
C local sheriff. C skipping jury duty. C judge’s collar.
2. indict v. 6. sequester v. 13. punitive adj.
(in-'dite) (sih-'kweh-ster) ('pew-nuh-tiv)
A prove guilt. A cross-examine. A involving money.
B hold in contempt. B approach the bench. B in the Constitution.
C charge with a crime. C isolate. C related to punishment.
3. exculpate v. 7. remand v. 14. lenient adj.
('ek-skull-payt) (ree-'mand) ('lee-nee-unt)
A banish from a country. A return to custody. A merciful.
B settle quickly. B pay a small fine. B biased.
C clear of blame. C overrule an objection. C bankrupt.
4. affidavit n. 8. docket n. 15. presume v.
(af-uh-'day-vit) ('dah-ket) (prih-'zoom)
A written declaration. A witness stand. A return from a recess.
B first offense. B list of court cases. B believe without proof.
C star witness. C ceremonial gavel. C give evidence.
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