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The tab
was dark. He shifted his hips, a pelvic quiver, and saw the screen alight. Its flare an
Chilbert lifted the surface until he was holding it a few inches from his face while
wondering, in passing, how much sperm he’d killed off by falling asleep with it on his
lap. He wasn’t sure which count was lower, that or his Friends.
He tilted the tab a half inch away from himself then back and watched as the
stream refreshed. The heartbeat quickening, surge from the adrenal to the cortex. Jolted
into alertness. Top Updates algorithmically drawn from 1,131 people, most of whom he
knew in name only, having met them some distant day at an event way beyond recall.
Chilbert lay there, held in the stream’s indifferent thrall. His need to pee
constant need, recurrent diurnal revolution. The best of life he’d missed in the last hour
and a half.
Dale Broad
Hey, I need your help! I’m working hard in MarsVille and really need your help. Please send me a
special delivery and help me build my next colony. In return, you will get your own living pod. Hurry,
my progress depends on you!
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Beth Kilgust
Everything in the universe is within you. Ask all from yourself. –Rumi
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Linnea Walentin
I don’t care if it is a Birkin. That brown bag still doesn’t go with your black outfit. Phew... glad I got
that off my chest!
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Natalie Kim I’m not so sure Lin: it’s still a Birkin! If I had one I’d
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Deb Jackson-Campbell
First time breathing in 3+ hrs. 7-6 Diamondbacks. Hester shut em down
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Samuel Gagné
(AFP) Deadly Violence Erupts in Ivory Coast: At least three people were shot dead after
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Andrew Hobbs Quite sad to see what’s been happening since we were last there. Have you
heard from Cam yet?
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Tulsi Kadam
At Coco de Ville (755 N La Cienaga Blvd, Central LA) with Rex Kravets and Jaren Gonzalez
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He had to pee.
displayed a fresh wave of updates. Only now upon his return noticing that the tab had
been playing music the whole time. Now it was a song he didn’t recognize from a person
called Bashir Siddiqi’s station, radionowhere. Whatever it was sounded like Daft Punk
put through a de-electronifying filter, out the other side of whatever worm hole they’d
originally come. Chilbert was moved, though he wouldn’t have been able to say why or
Lying back down he lifted the screen overhead once again, its light contracting his
pupils. This time he flipped over to the list he so obsessively followed these days, the
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1,131 unchanged since last check. Chilbert began the systematic process of paging
through his Friends’ Friends, sending out blind requests, selective attention turned on for
He waved his finger over it and watched the underline appear. As though coaxed
tent, trying to seduce passersby into stopping. Tonight there were no takers. Almost as if
they knew, could sense with animal acuity, that the cat with nine tails behind the curtains
was a hoax.
He sighed.
At this rate he couldn’t hope to achieve more than another hundred, maybe—if he
went flat out—another 200 by the end of the week, and that was assuming people actually
accepted him. No, this wouldn’t be fast enough. He needed to go into overdrive,
somehow find a way to grow at logarithmic scale. He needed more Friends, now.
Opening it immediately.
Unbidden. He decided to go live, stepping out from behind the invisibility cloak,
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I’m a student at Cornell, class of ’18, comp engineering. I read about your
new company in the alumni news.
So it had been worth sending in his first update ever, an act that had seemed at the
time exceedingly, almost absurdly deliberate. Required him to send an actual email. In
fact Chilbert was still waiting for his copy of the magazine to arrive, but the forwarding
could add at least another week. He was surprised to notice that it mattered to him to see
his words in it, carbon on calendered substrate. As if that would make IdentifID real.
Fine, he’d hang around for a few minutes—no more than five, he told himself—to
see if anything worthwhile came of the chat. The kid’s last comment still hanging there.
He waited again, let the words pulse, pushing it back to the kid. See what he’d do.
What you’re doing sounds really cool, I’d love to hear more.
I don’t normally read the magazine but I was waiting at the career services
office and I picked it up.
I was hooked by what you wrote! “Reimagining your life online.” That
totally got me. IdentifID sounds like it’s going to be huge!
Not bad. Showing his elder some respect. Still, Chilbert wasn’t about to put him
at ease quite yet. Better to continue with formality, keep the power asymmetrical.
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After tapping out this last he screened away to his Friends, looking to see if any
new acceptances had come in. As if in the four minutes since he’d last checked a crowd
would have amassed in front of the tent, begging Chilbert to open its flaps, clamoring to
Nothing.
Okay so apparently the chat with this Rohit character was the most interesting
He paged back over to the stream where he saw that it hadn’t advanced since he’d
been gone. This making him completely, incoherently rageful. That this nobody should
message him on his screen and take up his time, the time he had to spend taking IdentifID
to the goal. Registering heat at his throat and ears and, still worse, a gathering mass of
humiliation. Chilbert resisted the impulse, close and fierce, to fuck this. Then just as he
Interesting. Chilbert hadn’t seen that coming. But then prognostication wasn’t
among his better talents. Blood still beating hard at his temples.
He considered. An intern could be a real pain in the ass. Requiring one to come up
with things for them to do, which then became another job in itself; and the self-
motivated ones were almost worse, excitedly producing documents—I came up with
some innovative ideas for how to make the project better!—that in turn forced one to
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feign actual interest.
Still, he weighed the kid’s potential utility. He had to give this Rohit credit for
initiative. Approaching Chilbert without a reference took balls. Quoting his own
company slogan back to him, that had been a nice touch. And, Chilbert glanced to the
tab’s top corner, 2:36 a.m. and he was out hunting too. Indicative of the right kind of
attitude. Hungry.
What if this kid had too much appetite though? The limbic kicking in, now.
IdentifID was his. There would be no shared equity, no options, no IPO. The thing wasn’t
even intended to get to launch. He didn’t need anyone interfering with the plan.
Finally fatigue won out, tipping his mental balance sheet over into the positive.
Chilbert waited to respond, though, first screening away to check his Friends
count and watch a video. Came back at 2:41. Rohit was still there. All right, he’d at least
An immediate response.
Absolutely, Mr. Chilbert. I’m there. Where/what time do you want me?
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YES!!! totally! o thk u so much, mr. chilbert. this is awesome!
The kid lapsing, in his excitement, into the universal digital demotic. Although
i’m really, really pumped. i can’t thank you enough for the opportunity!
Recovering a little,
I know I can contribute to IdentifID. I’m going to work really hard. You won’t
regret this.
All right, enough coddling for the night. Chilbert needed to get back on task. One
See you there. Ping me in the meantime if you have any questions.
Killing the chat. Focus. Staring intently at the screen he noted, with satisfaction,
Started up again.