Week 7 Picks:

Welcome to the Dan is on vacation at the beach – super abbreviated picks. Last week once
again went fantastically as I tied Matty-Y with the lead at 5-2, extending my league leading
season total to 30-12.

Week 6’s Pickup of the Week goes to our resident “defense whisperer”, Kyle, who snagged
the Miami D for $3 and a nice 20-point play! Last week’s C’Mon Man Moment of the Week
goes to Powell for benching D’Andre Swift’s 28.8-point breakout, which ended up effecting
him in no way whatsoever.

The picks have been the closest thing to gospel this year as I think I’ve ever laid out. So line
up all ye believers and non-believers, I am about to prophesize all up in this shiz.

RvP UrMyBitchLover! vs. Just the Tip:

After a 54.4 point Derrick Henry onslaught against me, it’s safe to say that I AM NOT the new
Captain Sucktastic. This week I face off against RvP rookie Pat. Rookies are like girl’s with
back-tats, they may as well be bull’s eyes! RvP UrMyBitchLover! with the W!

MakeMeABicycleClown vs. Todd’s Gift:

You know how they say we only use 10% of our brains? Kyle only uses 10% of his active
lineup spots. With Aaron Jones suddenly looking doubtful and bringing the grand total of 0’s
in Kyle’s lineup to 3, I expect Todd’s Gift to blow the doors off Kyle in an epic beat down as
he remains undefeated!

Motor Boating SOB vs. MA! The meatloaf!:

A completely winless Matty-Y team is scary and unpredictable. I firmly believe Matt would
trade his entire damned fantasy team if it meant getting that elusive first victory. Look for our
resident Sack Lodge to finally get what he wants, as Motor Boating SOB pulls out all the
stops to achieve his victory!
The Kingslayers Tip vs. Rule #51:

The OG Captain Sucktastic comes into this matchup at 2-4 and has held opponents to the
second lowest total in the league. I don’t know why I tried to steal your fat-spiderman glory
Ryan, but I return it to its rightful owner. The Kingslayers with the low scoring win!

Just Living TheDream vs. Crabcakes&Football:

Rolando enters this matchup at an even .500, despite being heavily outscored by his opponents, but has
bolstered his roster with the addition of an Antonio Brown lotto ticket. He faces off against a Scott-led
team that hasn’t fared much better in the points department. This looks like one of those “he can have
the win”, “nah sweetie you take the win” type scenarios. Fortunately for Crabcakes&Football, he’s
the lady in this scenario who walks away with the W!
Fishing w/ dynamite vs. Stage 5 Clingers:

Kevin K. enters the week with a 3-3 record despite being the third lowest points total in RvP.
What’s truly scary is the fact that he has somehow still outscored his opponents by 50 points.
The injury bug that Chris avoided through the first 5 weeks of the season hit HARD in week 6,
and between that and trades he better lock it up if he wants to avoid a downward spiral. Look
for Stage 5 Clingers to squeak out a tight one!

Sexual and Violent vs. Game of Jones:

In this week’s Character Announcement of the Week we bestow the title of Randolph (the
butler) on to MJ. He lucked into Mixon & Aaron Jones getting hurt while routinely starting both
backups? How much Jam you got man?! Listen man, the family dog lives downstairs. I can
wake him up for you if you like. His name is Snooky! Game of Jones with the W!