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Come in.

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I've been waiting for you.

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Hi, I just

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Oh, my God!
Monica!

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Oh, my God!

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I'm sorry! I was

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I was taking a nap.

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Since when do you
take naps in that position?

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Tell me you were waiting for a guy.
Please tell me.

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Yes, I was.
A guy.

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From work.

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I'm seeing a guy from work!

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That cute waiter guy that looks like
a nonthreatening Ray Liotta?

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That one!

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Give me a second.
I'm just going to grab a jacket.

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When I get back,
I want every little detail.

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Maybe that's him.

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It's just Joey and Ross.

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Why aren't you at the movie?

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Ross was so loud, they threw us out.

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I had to talk loud
because the movie was loud!

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-He's talking to London.
-Did he get in touch with Emily?

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No, not yet. He's hoping that someone
will help him get in touch with her.

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I don't care if I said some
other girl's name, you prissy old twit!

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Way to suck up to the family!

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I'm so glad you're all here. My office
finally got wrinkle-free fax paper!

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The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS

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Hi, is this Nanny Hopkins?
I'm looking for Emily.

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Waltham.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
Is this 0-1-1-4-4-7-4-2...

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...9-3-4-7-4-2-6-7?

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Oh, it's "4-3," not 4-2.

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Well, which 4-2?

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No, no! Vomit tux!

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Don't worry,
I had it dry-cleaned.

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Vomit tux?

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Who vomited on?

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You know what?
What you up to, Joe?

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They're doing
this telethon thing on TV.

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And my agent
got me a job as cohost!
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That's great!

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A little good deed for PBS,
plus some TV exposure.

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That's the kind of math
Joey likes to do.

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Oh, PBS!

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-What's wrong with PBS?
-What's right with them?

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Why don't you like PBS?

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Right after my Mom killed herself,
I was in a bad place, personally.

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I thought I'd write
to Sesame Street.

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Because they were nice
when I was a little kid.

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No one ever wrote back.

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A lot of those muppets
don't have thumbs.

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All I got was a lousy key chain, and
by that time, I was living in a box.

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I didn't have keys!

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I'm sorry, Phoebe.

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I wanted to do a good deed,
like you did with the babies.

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This isn't a good deed. You just
want to get on TV. This is selfish.

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What about you having
those babies for your brother?

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That's selfish!

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What are you talking about?

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It was a nice thing,
but it made you feel good, right?

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Yeah, so?

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It made you feel good
so that makes it selfish.

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Look, there's no
unselfish good deeds. Sorry.

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Yes, there are totally
good deeds that are selfless!

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May I ask for one example?

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Yeah, it's
You know, there's

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No, you may not!

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Because all people are selfish.

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Are you calling me selfish?

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Are you calling you people?

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Sorry to burst that bubble, Phoebe,
but selfless good deeds don't exist.

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You know the deal
on Santa Claus?

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I'll find a selfless good deed.
I'm going to beat you, you evil genius!

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Oh, my God! It's Emily!

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It's Emily, everyone!

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I'm only ringing to say
stop harassing my relatives. Goodbye.

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You can hang up, but I'll keep calling
everyone in England...

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...if that's what it takes
to get you to talk to me.

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Really? About what?

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Look, you're my wife.
We're married.

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You know, I love you.

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I really miss you.

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I miss you too.

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At least, I think I do.

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She's talking.

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When you said "the deal with Santa,"
you meant...?

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That he doesn't exist.

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Right.

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Chandler, have you heard
about Monica's secret boyfriend?

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Yeah, she might have mentioned him.

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So, Mon, when are we going
to meet this new, secret waiter man?

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I don't think he's
up to meeting everyone yet.
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Yeah, I don't think he's up to it.

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I want to meet this guy
who's the best sex she ever had.

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Really?

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That's what you heard?
You said that?

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I might have.

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Why is that funny?

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Because I'm very happy for him.

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And you!
You lucky dog!

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She's willing to work
on the relationship.

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That's great!

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In London.

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She wants me to move to London.

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But you live here.

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You know that.
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-What will you do?
-I don't know.

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-I mean, I can't leave Ben.
-You can just video-conference with him.

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I'm not ready to have a child.

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I bet if I talked to Carol and Susan...

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...I could convince them
to move to London with Ben.

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I'm sure your ex-wife
would be more than happy to move...

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...so you can patch things up
with your new wife.

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It could happen.

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Ross, we are not moving to London.
We already have lives here.

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But it'd be great.
They have great theater...

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...great accents.

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Tea.

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They have a queen.
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-So?
-She's a woman.

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-Daddy!
-Hey!

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Guess what? We're moving to London!

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-Who's going to London?
-Nobody's going to London.

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Welcome to London, governor.

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Right, right. It'll be great
because we'll have Big Ben and little Ben...

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...in the same city.

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Go pack!

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See? See, he wants to go.

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Yeah, we leave all our big decisions
to the 3-year-old.

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Come on, come on.
It'll be just like Three's Company...

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...only there's a kid and my wife...

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...and you're the gay ones.
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How you doing? Welcome.
Good to see you.

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This'll be your phone.

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That's great.

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But I'm not really
expecting a lot of calls.

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No, you answer it
and take pledges.

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But I'm the host.

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Gary Collins is the host.
You'll be answering the phone.

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You don't seem to understand.
I was Dr. Drake Ramoray.

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Well, here's your phone, doctor.

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I can't believe I can't find
a selfless good deed.

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You know that old guy
that lives next to me?

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I snuck over there and raked up
the leaves on his front stoop.

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But he caught me, and he
force-fed me cider and cookies.

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Then I felt wonderful.
That old jackass!

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Maybe Joey's right.
Maybe all good deeds are selfish.

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I will find a selfless good deed.
I gave birth to three children...

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...and I won't let them be raised
in a world where Joey's right!

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Can I ask you a cooking question?

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If you're cooking on the stove...

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...that means your new boyfriend
is better in bed than Richard?

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Is he?

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I think I'll respect the privacy
of my new, secret boyfriend.

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Why?

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If this guy was me...

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...and it's me who'd learned that it was
me who was the best you'd ever had...

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...I'd be like this:

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All right, Emily.

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As much as I love you...

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...I'm sorry, I can't
move to London without Ben.

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I understand that would be difficult.

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Would you consider moving here?
You were moving here anyway.

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Why can't you just do that?

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I don't know. It's just

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But I know that even though I've been
a complete idiot up till now...

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...you have to come here.

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You have to, so we can
work this out together.

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All right.

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Did you just say "all right"?

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I did.
Now I'm the idiot.
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Emily, that is so great!

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It'll be great!

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We're going to be
like two idiots in love!

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There's one thing that
really scares me still.

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-Yes, tell me.
-You must understand...

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...how humiliating it was
for me at the altar...

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...in front of my family and friends.

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I know. I am so sorry.

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And then, after deciding
to forgive you...

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...seeing you at the airport,
catching our plane with her.

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Again, very sorry.

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I mean, I can't be
in the same room as her.

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It drives me mad thinking of you
being in the same room as her.
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Emily, there is nothing
between Rachel and me.

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I love you.

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All right.

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I'll come to New York,
and we'll try to make this work.

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That's so great!

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As long as you
don't see Rachel anymore.

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I asked Emily
if she would come to New York.

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And she said yes.

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Great!

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Only if I promise
never to see Rachel again.

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What? You can't

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What did you say?

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I'd think about it. How am l
supposed to make this decision?
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I'm actually asking you!

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Rachel is one of your best friends.

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But Emily's his wife!

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That's true!

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You can't just cut Rachel
out of your life!

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That's true!

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Thanks for the help.
Problem solved!

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When will you be on TV?

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There was kind of a mix-up
in my agent's office...

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...but I'm still on TV,
and that's good exposure.

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You're not on TV.

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How about now?

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There he is!

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Hello, New York!
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Maybe just put the whole duck in there.
Who cares?

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00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:03,882
Now I got the legs.

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00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:12,697
How many times have I told you
to never watch the cooking channel?

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I need that broiling pan
that Joey borrowed.

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That was yours?

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We used it when the duck
was throwing up caterpillars.

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Williams-Sonoma,
fall catalog, page 27.

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Expect it in 4 to 6 weeks.

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Joey's at the telethon
for the rest of the day.

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We have the place to ourselves.

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00:14:38,561 --> 00:14:40,028
Yeah, so?

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00:14:40,229 --> 00:14:44,962
Maybe you'd want to book some time
with "the best you've ever had."

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You know what, champ?
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I think I'll pass.

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Why?

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00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,288
What's your point?

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With all the stupid gloating,
would you want to sleep with you?

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Well, I think I'd be a little out of my league,
but I'd give it a shot.

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PBS Telethon.

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I just wanted to let you know
that I found a selfless good deed.

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I went down to the park
and I let a bee sting me.

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What good is that going to do?

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It helps the bee look tough
in front of his bee friends.

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The bee is happy,
and I am definitely not.

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You know, the bee probably
died after he stung you.

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Damn it!
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Back on in 30 seconds, people!

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Excuse me,
would you mind switching with me?

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No way.
I'm in the shot, man.

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-You've been here all day!
-I'm taking pledges.

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And we're on three, two....

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Welcome back to our fall telethon.

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If you've been enjoying
Cirque du Soleil...

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...and you'd like to see more,
it's very simple.

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All you have to do
is call in a pledge...

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...and tell one of our volunteers
what type of programming you

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-Quick broiling pan question
-Yes, it really does cost that much.

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Maybe next time your duck can puke
in something from Pottery Barn.

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That's it. I cannot make this decision.
It is too difficult.

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I leave it entirely
up to the gods of fate.

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A Magic 8 Ball?

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You can't make this decision
with a toy!

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It's not a toy.

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I don't know what else to do!

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I either keep my wife
and lose one of my best friends...

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...or I get divorced
for the second time before I'm 30.

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If anyone else has
a better suggestion, let's hear it.

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Because I got nothing!
Don't be shy.

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Any suggestion will do.

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Okay, then.

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Here we go.

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Magic 8 Ball...

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...should I never see Rachel again?

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"Ask Again Later."

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Later is not good enough!

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"Ask Again Later."

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What the hell?

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This is broken! It is broken!

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Let me see.

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Will Chandler have sex tonight?

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"Don't Count On lt."

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Seems like it works to me.

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Okay, one more time.

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Should I never see Rachel again?

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Magic 8 Ball! What did you ask?

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Does...
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...Rachel get to pick the movie
that we're all going to see tonight?

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Excellent. What's the answer?

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Looks like Stella's gonna get
her groove back tonight!

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What? I heard it was good.

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PBS Telethon.

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Hi, Joey.

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Hey, Phoebe.

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I'd like
to make a pledge.

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I would like to donate $200.

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00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,754
Two hundred dollars?

288
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:08,825
You sure?
After what Sesame Street did to you?

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I'm still mad at them,
but they bring happiness...

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...to lots of kids
whose moms didn't kill themselves.

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By supporting them, I'm doing a good
thing, but I'm not happy about it.

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So there!
A selfless good deed.

293
00:19:25,013 --> 00:19:27,675
You don't feel good
about donating the money?

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00:19:27,883 --> 00:19:31,375
No, it sucks!
I was saving up to buy a hamster.

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00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,681
A hamster?
Those things are, like, $10.

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Not the one I had my eye on.

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00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:41,629
It looks like we have surpassed
last year's pledge total.

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Thank you!

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And the pledge that did it
was taken by one of our volunteers.

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Oh, boy! And may I say,
one of our sharpest dressed volunteers.

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Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!

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Oh, look!

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Joey's on TV!
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Isn't that great?

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00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:05,546
My pledge got Joey on TV!
That makes me feel so

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Oh, no!

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00:20:14,263 --> 00:20:15,252
Look...

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...I got carried away before,
but there's something you got to know.

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If I'm the best, it's only
because you made me the best.

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Keep talking.

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I was nothing before you.

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00:20:30,913 --> 00:20:33,108
Call the other girls and ask.

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00:20:34,016 --> 00:20:36,007
Which wouldn't take long.

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00:20:37,019 --> 00:20:40,318
But when I'm with you,
and we're together...

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00:20:40,589 --> 00:20:43,183
...oh, my God!

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00:20:48,297 --> 00:20:51,027
-Really?
-Oh, my God!

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00:20:54,269 --> 00:20:58,171
I understand if you never
want to sleep with me again.

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00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,203
But that would be wrong.

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We're too good.

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00:21:03,312 --> 00:21:05,780
We owe it to sex!

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00:21:08,116 --> 00:21:09,140
If we owe it!

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00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:13,982
Oh, my!

323
00:21:15,791 --> 00:21:17,019
When will Joey be home?

324
00:21:17,392 --> 00:21:20,020
I was kind of hoping
we could do this without him.

325
00:21:21,997 --> 00:21:24,795
No, no, no!
Leave the gloves on.

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00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,967
I cleaned the bathroom.

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00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:29,397
Why don't we lose the gloves.

328
00:21:33,075 --> 00:21:36,067
All right.
Let's show them how it's done.

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00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,171
-You know that wasn't part of it?
-I know.

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00:21:56,531 --> 00:21:58,897
You ready?
We're going to be late.
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-For what?
-For Stella, remember?

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00:22:02,337 --> 00:22:05,067
She's getting her groove back
in 20 minutes.

333
00:22:06,608 --> 00:22:09,202
I totally forgot about that.

334
00:22:10,112 --> 00:22:13,673
Can I take a rain check?
I'm waiting for a call from Emily.

335
00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:16,545
Sure, I guess.

336
00:22:16,952 --> 00:22:19,443
I hear you don't have to
go to London.

337
00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:26,523
It's not that easy. There's still
a lot of relationship stuff.

338
00:22:27,062 --> 00:22:28,086
Like what?

339
00:22:28,363 --> 00:22:29,887
Just stuff.

340
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:33,864
You know, kind of what Emily wants.

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00:22:34,569 --> 00:22:36,594
Talk to me.
Maybe I can help.

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00:22:39,374 --> 00:22:40,932
You can't help.

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00:22:44,079 --> 00:22:46,479
I have to do this
without your help.
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I know you can do that too.
I'm just saying if you need to talk....

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00:22:57,659 --> 00:22:58,921
Thanks.

346
00:23:03,432 --> 00:23:06,230
Whatever it is that Emily wants...

347
00:23:06,435 --> 00:23:08,403
...just give it to her.

348
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:11,071
The bottom line is that you love her.

349
00:23:11,273 --> 00:23:13,434
Fix whatever she wants fixed.

350
00:23:14,109 --> 00:23:15,508
Just do it.

351
00:23:17,345 --> 00:23:21,475
You're going to have to try.
You'll hate yourself if you don't.

352
00:23:25,187 --> 00:23:26,620
Come on, answer it!

353
00:23:30,525 --> 00:23:32,015
Hi, sweetie.

354
00:23:32,861 --> 00:23:33,850
Good.

355
00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:40,165
Yes, I've been thinking...

356
00:23:40,435 --> 00:23:44,371
...about that thing
you wanted me to do.

357
00:23:45,874 --> 00:23:46,932
I can do it.
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Will you come to New York?

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00:24:33,688 --> 00:24:35,679
-Never done that before.
-Nope.