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Of Insecurities and Meeting Halfway (Junseung)
Dec. 20th, 2010 at 12:17 PM
Title: Of Insecurities and Meeting Halfway
Author: shohai_mizuki
Pairing: Junseung (Junhyung/ Hyunseung)
Rating: G
Summary: A pinch of depression, an ounce of ignorance and a heap of problems is
all you need.
Author's Notes: This didn't come out exactly the way I had imagined it to be. So
mewhere along the line, it seems it just blew out of proportion, in my opinion.
If anyone can point out where I'd gone wrong, it would be very appreciated. I st
ill hope you enjoy reading this short fic. It's not much. My first try at writin
g B2ST. Comments and criticisms are always welcome! :)
---
A figure is seen, sitting by the window of a dance studio. There are no girls in
uniform at the bottom of the building waving, taking pictures or generally gett
ing him or his band mates to notice them. The city is plunged into the darkness
of the night but its staying bright with all the lights from the different build
ings, different streetlights and different landmarks. Despite the lateness of th
e hour, there are still a lot of people hustling and bustling about. He stares a
t them, at the seemingly fluid motions of life down there.
And he heaves a sigh but quickly straightens and reprimands himself. He wants th
is life, this whirlwind life where everything is just a blur. He feels a sense o
f accomplishment when he thinks of how far he has gone and how many trials he ha
s won over to get to this point. But sometimes, watching other people, his mind
tends to wander on the possibilities if he wasn't what he was. He would probably
be studying in college right now. Maybe he would even have one of those dull jo
bs. He'd probably be bored to death.
But at least, it beats feeling the way he does at times. Those are the times whe
n he would seem invisible to the crowd's eyes, when he could clearly count with
only his fingers those who are screaming for him amongst the audience in compari
son to the dozens his band mates had and when he feels like he doesn't belong ju
st because he's afraid of getting cut off again. He feels his heart being grippe
d tightly and his throat constricting. A small gasp escapes his mouth as he trie
s to calm himself down, welled-up tears threatening to fall on his lap. He tries
to shake away those gloomy thoughts.
He thinks of one of his band mates; that certain band mate with a bad ass attitu
de that would make others cringe a little but it only makes him feel a sense of
awe. That particular band mate who makes him feel safe just being around the per
imeter because he knows that through all that toughness is a protective and brav
e guy. The band mate who is as silly and goofy as he is kind and charismatic, no
t to mention hot and sexy.
"Junhyung..." he whispers, forehead touching the cold glass and eyes closing alm
ost automatically. His mind wanders off to the moments with Junhyung that just m
akes his heart flutter no matter how brief it was, no matter how normal the situ
ation was, like just sitting next to each other after practicing a whole routine
. He doesn't realize he has fallen asleep until a hand shakes him awake and a fa
miliar voice calls out to him in his dazed state.
"...seung. Hyunseung."
He groans, shrugging his shoulders to get the hand off him. He curls into himsel
f more, a frown decorating his features. The other person in the room shakes his
head with a defeated sigh but not at all feeling defeated. He knows how to wake
this sleeping figure up. Yet he wouldn't, not for a couple more minutes that is
. He would watch contently the rising and falling of the other's chest, the movi
ng of parted lips and just simply everything about the guy from the long lashes
to the high cheeks to the pale skin to the tousled hair. A smile creeps upon his
lips and a hand gently cups a slightly cold cheek. His smile widens as the othe
r leans into his touch with a soft sigh. He rubs the cheek with his thumb and ca
lls the other's name again and again.
"Hyunseung. Wake up. Hyunseung."
This time, eyes flutter open, a hand darting to cover a yawning mouth. Hyunseung
blinks, his vision still a bit bleary, his mind still a clatter and his overall
disposition still sleepy. He could tell that there is someone before him with a
warm hand on his cheek. He purses his lips, blinking more rapidly to get a clea
r sight. He could feel a smile blossoming on his lips even before his vision tot
ally clears. Even from afar he would know who this person before him was.
"Junhyung." But as soon as that's said, an onslaught of images flash through his
mind and he frowns, flinching from the touch. He sits up straight and, without
saying a word or even gracing Junhyung another glance, walks out of the room. Th
e door is surprisingly shut with little noise although there was a sharp tug to
it. Junhyung frowns as he stares at the closed door with contemplation at what h
e might have done to make Hyunseung mad at him.
Hyunseung is taking long, quick steps to match his rapid heartbeat. There's a bi
tter taste on his tongue as the images continue to plague his mind. His frown de
epens and his fists are clenched tight. He knows there are a lot of things peopl
e don't know about him. But, surely, he believes that Junhyung knows him like th
e back of his palm. And he believes that Junhyung knows well enough that he has
minimal patience when he becomes jealous. He stops abruptly and releases a long
sigh. He knows he should stop feeling jealous over fan service. But he just feel
s as if Junhyung is so distant and no longer within his reach.
He feels so insecure about himself and about their seemingly crumbling relations
hip. In his eyes, Junhyung talks to him so rarely these days preferring to be wi
th Yoseob or Doojoon instead. To him, they weren't as close as they were before.
He knows he's a bit too paranoid about it. But he couldn't help himself. There
are a lot of things that happened in his life that made him this paranoid today.
He just couldn't get it out of his system.
His shoulders tremble slightly and a ragged breath escapes his lips. He stands t
here for what seems like the longest time before he turns and takes a few steps.
The door is opened with a little more force than needed and he could hear long,
determined strides coming near him. He looks up and sees Junhyung with an expre
ssionless face. He doesn't know what the other is thinking. His feet begin to mo
ve and soon, he is running to Junhyung. He crashes into him and they become a ta
ngled mess of limbs on the floor. He buries his head on Junhyung's chest and sob
s softly. A warm hand is placed on his head and despite his crying, he manages a
crooked smile. He snuggles further into the warm body beneath him and his heart
flutters as strong arms hold tightly onto him.
Junhyung could only sigh inaudibly. It has slipped his mind that the person lyin
g on top of him gets easily insecure. He knows that Hyunseung needs to be consta
ntly reminded that he is loved and that someone cares for him. He is sure that h
e is the only one who could understand Hyunseung no matter what. Others might be
close but he believes that he is the only one who truly knows Hyunseung despite
his mysteriousness and his unpredictability. He knows about Hyunseung's little
shadows that are eating him up. And he is determined not to let them get to Hyun
seung. Hyunseung is so vulnerable against these that he could easily crumble wit
hout Junhyung even being able to help him.
So Junhyung promised that he would never let that happen. His thoughts then ling
er to the past few days when unfortunately, he had let those fears eat out Hyuns
eung. When he realized this, he had full intentions of doing whatever it takes t
o appease Hyunseung. And he would have done everything he could to make things r
ight if not for Hyunseung practically throwing himself at him. To say he isn't s
urprised would be lying. He would usually be the only one to make a move.
But Junhyung didn't need Hyunseung to tell him why he came running. And Hyunseun
g didn't need Junhyung to tell him he's the one he loves. Because they just know
. They just know that Hyunseung is trying to break his insecurity. They just kno
w that, no matter how many fan service acts Junhyung does, he will still come ba
ck to Hyunseung. No words are needed. No further actions are necessary. They jus
t lay there, sprawled on the cold, hard floor, with closed eyes and calm breathi
ng. A thought is left hanging in the air but neither that needs to be said.
I love you.
Mood: high
Music:Hyunseung - My Everything
Tags:fic, junseung, oneshot
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sachiko_mizuki wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 05:12 am (UTC)
I love this so much! Not only because it's Junseung, but the storyline is awesom
e and all no matter how many times I read it. And being Junseung is just a bonus
. XD
I love this. I love this. So freaking much. ;w;
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shohai_mizuki wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 06:24 am (UTC)
Thanks! The plot magically came to me or rather it strangled me half to death tr
ying to make me write it. Which I did. Haha! I don't remember how I got into Jun
seung but I'm glad I did. They are so awesome individually and together! 8D
Thank you for loving it! I didn't think it would be this well-loved. *huggles yo
u* :3
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Dec. 20th, 2010 06:47 am (UTC)
I know right. Plot bunnies can be deadly. It strangle people. XD Yay! Come to Ju
nseungland! We have cookies and Junseung babies!
Yesssss. People that appreciates my baby Seung. <3
Yay for hugs! \O/
And P.S. I LOLed at our usernames. XD
Dec. 20th, 2010 07:58 am (UTC)
LOL They should be under the "Dangerous Animals" list. XD I'd gladly come to Jun
seunglang! I want to adopt Junseung babies! And eat lots of Junseung cookies! ak
sjdnu! I just got bribed with two of my favorite things! No wait three, counting
Junseung. XD
Hyunseung is my B2ST bias. He is perfect IDEK. OwO
Hugs are awesome and fluffy and must be given lots! 8D
...LOL We are meant to be! XD
Dec. 20th, 2010 04:06 pm (UTC)
IKR! They need to be lock in a cage! D8 Dangerous creatures. ;~;
OMO. Junseung shippers are awesome. <3
YOU AND ME. BFF? 8D SEUNG WILL, AND SHALL, FOREVER BE MY BIAS. <3
They're so fluffy, I don't even know how to describe them. Keke.
XD BFFs indeed.
mycheesycake wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 05:25 am (UTC)
This is just so beautiful. /sobs
lol. I loved it! ?
Dec. 20th, 2010 06:26 am (UTC)
Thank you~ *huggles you* Don't cry~ Haha! :3
And I love your username. Haha! It's random but yes. I love it cause I love chee
secake. XD
shinqira85 wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 07:04 am (UTC)
awesome writing...
i love everything about it..
the understanding is definitely is the best...
Dec. 20th, 2010 07:59 am (UTC)
Thank you! :3 I think that Junhyung and Hyunseung understand each other without
even saying anything. :3
jeanica wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 07:27 am (UTC)
Exactly.. they aren't as close as before.. T.T
Aigoo..
Dec. 20th, 2010 08:01 am (UTC)
Yes. ToT That's what I've noticed and it's so sad. But lately I've been seeing f
ancams of them and they just might be getting closer again. :3
louvela wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 11:20 am (UTC)
This is precious!
Love it so much <3
akinoyui wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 11:31 am (UTC)
awwww..hyunseung oh hyunseung.. you don't have to feel insecure, Junhyung will a
lways be with you no matter what..
this is sweet btw. keep it up please!!!
vaneszikkipower wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 12:30 pm (UTC)
omg i love this really this is so beautiful and just ressemble the reality so mu
ch. Speaking of their personnalities of course and the fanservice thing.
Thank u so muc for that :)
cos_it_rhymes wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 02:45 pm (UTC)
aww, insecure hyunseung :(
love this so much <3
bambi_rancho wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 05:33 pm (UTC)
how i wish .. this is real. haha.
okay, we all know that there's junseung is lacking to the core.
and yes, 2jun and junseob everywhere .. junseob is just killing me in silence xD
so .. thank you for this fic.
*thumbs up!*
marieloffantasy wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 08:11 pm (UTC)
Omigosh, that was so good!
It was a little confusing at some parts though, but the writing was still great
^^
I love it~! I love you described Hyunseung's thoughts and emotions, and Junhyung
's thoughts too. And details, and the unspoken I love you. was just totally beau
tiful. I love it!
And the fact that it's Junseung~! Seriously, I miss all the Junseung fanfics T.T
2Jun is taking over *sniff* it makes me sad. =(
So thanks for writing this~ It cheered me up =')
And you should write more. ^w^ I would love to read more.
Happy Holidays~! <3
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What Day Is It Today?
Dec. 5th, 2010 at 12:42 AM
Title: What Day Is It Today?
Author: coozbi
Chapter: 1/1
Rating: PG
Fandom: BEAST
Pairing: KiWoon, DooSeob, JunSeung
What Day Is It Today?
It was a rainy afternoon.

The boys of BEAST didn¡‾t have a schedule to get to for once and were spending the r
est of the day in their dorm.
Dongwoon, in particular, was very, very bored. He had already read his fan lette
rs, checked all his online accounts, and replied to his beloved army of B2uties.
He wasn¡‾t in the mood to read books and he had already finished the video game a f
an sent him and had left his other toys at the studio.
So he had nothing to do.
So when Yoseob threw himself on Dongwoon, the maknae immediately knew he found a
solution for his boredom.
¡°What¡‾s up, hyung?¡± Dongwoon asked the male stretched over his legs.
Yoseob¡‾s usual bright, sunshiny smile wasn¡‾t on his face today. He pouted and muttered
, ¡°I wish today was a Yoseob day.¡±
Doojoon jerked, looking up in surprise from his newspaper. ¡°What¡‾s wrong, Seobbie?¡±
Junhyung, who was stretched out on the floor with his head on Hyunseung¡‾s lap, spok
e up. ¡°He said you haven¡‾t been paying him enough attention.¡±
Doojoon held out a hand to the younger male, brow knotting. ¡°Isn¡‾t everyday my Seobbie
day?¡±
Junhyung clicked his tongue against his teeth. ¡°Apparently not.¡±
¡°Babe.¡± Hyunseung slapped the male on the forehead without looking away from his book.
¡°Don¡‾t tease.¡±
Yoseob reached out and held Doojoon¡‾s hand with a reassuring smile before saying, ¡°I k
now that, Doojoonie-ah.¡±
Doojoon smiled and Dongwoon rolled his eyes at them. The maknae poked his Yoseob
-hyung on the cheek.
¡°Anyway, hyung, what¡‾s a Yoseob day?¡± he asked.
¡°It¡‾s like me!¡± Yoseob said, standing up and then jumping up and down. ¡°Bright, sunny,
ful, and pleasant! Not like today.¡± He pouted at the rain.
¡°I agree,¡± Doojoon said, playing the role of the supportive boyfriend. Yoseob beamed.
¡°Well I personally think it¡‾s a Doojoon day,¡± Junhyung spoke up. He grinned. ¡°Boring.¡±
up a hand just in time to ward off the newspaper Doojoon threw at his head. Howe
ver, he couldn¡‾t avoid the slap Hyunseung aimed at his thigh.
¡°Well, what¡‾s the opposite of a Yoseob day then, hyung?¡± Dongwoon asked.
¡°Junhyung day!¡± Yoseob declared, pointing a finger in the air. ¡°Nasty, dark, cloudy, and
threatening! Like today!¡±
Doojoon burst into a laughing fit at that while Junhyung frowned.
¡°You kinda deserve that,¡± Hyunseung said, laughing. ¡°Plus, it fits.¡±
¡°Traitor,¡± Junhyung murmured before pinching his boyfriend on the hip. Hyunseung merel
y laughed.
¡°What¡‾s so funny, guys?¡± Kikwang asked, coming into the room fresh from the shower. He s
t down beside Dongwoon.
¡°Seobbie¡‾s being his own weatherman,¡± Doojoon explained. ¡°According to him, today is a
ung day, meaning it¡‾s a bad day.¡±
¡°You are having too much fun with that, aren¡‾t you?¡± Junhyung accused the leader.
Doojoon grinned. ¡°Obviously.¡±
¡°Oh.¡± Kikwang took a while to process that. ¡°What¡‾s a good day then? A Woonie day?¡± He
at the maknae. Dongwoon blushed and hit him on the arm.
Yoseob giggled. ¡°For you, Kikwangie, it can be.¡±
¡°I¡‾d prefer a Hyunseung day,¡± Junhyung said. He reached up and knocked the book out of t
e other male¡‾s hand in a bid for attention.
Hyunseung let the reading material fall away. ¡°Is it just me or is everyone so sapp
y today?¡± But he grinned and ran a hand through the other¡‾s hair.
¡°I find it weird though. I mean, how can we call a day a Kikwang day?¡± Kikwang asked,
head tilting to the side adorably. ¡°A day can¡‾t be sexy.¡±
Doojoon snorted and tossed his throw pillow at the younger male. ¡°You wish.¡±
Dongwoon gave the other a knowing grin. ¡°I agree. A day can¡‾t be sexy.¡± He leaned agains
Kikwang. ¡°At least I have the next best thing.¡±
Doojoon leaned over and slapped Kikwang on the leg. ¡°What the hell are you teaching
our sweet innocent maknae?¡±
¡°Teaching him?¡± Kikwang repeated. ¡°I¡‾m not teaching him anything. In fact, he¡‾s a lot
nturous than-¡±
Dongwoon slapped a hand over Kikwang¡‾s mouth. ¡°Shh!¡± The maknae looked at his eldest hyu
g.
Doojoon looked beyond shocked while Hyunseung laughed and Junhyung smirked knowi
ngly.
Doojoon stood up and pointed an accusing finger at Kikwang. ¡°You corrupted our baby
maknae!¡±
¡°Oh, come on, big man,¡± Yoseob said, smiling patting the male on the arm and making hi
m sit back down. ¡°Let the kids have their fun.¡±
¡°Yeah, go have your own,¡± Junhyung piped up, snickering. ¡°And with that thought in mind,
so should we.¡± He stood up, bodily carrying Hyunseung up with him.
¡°And I was planning on finishing this too,¡± Hyunseung complained, picking his book up
from the floor.
¡°Seobbie said so himself. Today is Junhyung day,¡± Junhyung said, smirking. ¡°Which means
t¡‾s my day.¡±
Hyunseung raised an eyebrow at Yoseob. ¡°Now look what you¡‾ve done.¡±
Junhyung seemed absolutely gleeful as he dragged Hyunseung to their room.
¡°Stay on your beds, please,¡± Doojoon called after them.
¡°Yeah! Don¡‾t come rolling over to ours,¡± Kikwang agreed. Dongwoon snickered at that.
Yoseob sat down on Doojoon¡‾s lap and snuggled against the leader¡‾s chest. ¡°I still wish
t was a Yoseob day,¡± he muttered.
¡°Hey, now that I think about it, you never did take back what Junhyung said,¡± Doojoon
said, looking down at the boy on his lap. ¡°What¡‾s a Doojoon day?¡±
Yoseob gave him a devilish smirk, an expression hardly seen on his sweet, angeli
c, baby face. He leaned over and whispered something into Doojoon¡‾s ear. Doojoon¡‾s eye
s widened.
Dongwoon placed his hands over his eyes. He sighed. ¡°Hyungs, please.¡±
¡°Woonie, look.¡± Kikwang tugged at the other male¡‾s sleeve. ¡°The rain has stopped.¡±
Dongwoon looked and it seemed that the sun was finally peeking out from behind t
he clouds.
¡°Yes! Let¡‾s go out!¡± Dongwoon stood up.
¡°Ok, ok.¡± Kikwang smiled and stood up. ¡°Hyungs, we¡‾re gonna¡¡±
¡°Yes, go, go go,¡± Doojoon said, waving them off. Yoseob was still whispering in his ea
r.
Dongwoon shook his head and dragged Kikwang out with him. Thankfully, they had t
heir jackets hanging by the door. Junhyung-hyung and Hyunseung-hyung wouldn¡‾t appre
ciate being interrupted in the bedroom.
They were riding the elevator when Kikwang spoke up.
¡°I¡‾m still right, you know.¡±
Dongwoon looked at him. ¡°With what?¡±
¡°You can¡‾t have a Kikwangie day,¡± Kikwang said. He grinned. ¡°Nighttime is so much bette
Dongwoon raised an eyebrow. He reached out and pressed a button and the elevator
quickly came to a stop.
¡°Oh, come on.¡± He pulled Kikwang to him and kissed him on the forehead. ¡°It¡‾s not like
on¡‾t like it during the mornings.¡± A kiss on his cheek. ¡°Or the afternoon.¡± A kiss on h
ck. ¡°Or while taking a shower.¡± A kiss on his collarbone. ¡°Or fifteen minutes before sho
time.¡±
Kikwang pushed Dongwoon against the elevator door, a leg between his thighs.
Kikwang laughed, voice husky. ¡°I think it¡‾s better we just call it a Dongwoon day.¡±
¡°It¡‾s Dongwoon day everyday,¡± Dongwoon said, already unbuttoning Kikwang¡‾s shirt. ¡°And
it that way.¡±
Kikwang leaned over, ready to attack Dongwoon¡‾s sexy neck.
¡°Hell yeah.¡±
END
Tags:one-shot, pairing: doojoon/yoseob, pairing: hyunseung/junhyung, pairing: k
ikwang/dongwoon, rating: pg
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snb123 wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 02:47 am (UTC)
OMG! Where has this fic been hiding?! It's so cute! And I love that it's the ori
ginal 3 otps!
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 04:25 am (UTC)
Wow. You found it even before it was on beastattack.
Thank you for liking the story.
And yes, these are the ORIGINAL OTPs! People MUST not forget them!!! T__T
strawberry_k wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 03:45 am (UTC)
omona! why so cuuute!? *-*
i'm dying to know what seobie was whispering into doojoon's ear!! <3
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 04:26 am (UTC)
Glad you liked it. :)
We will never know, hon. We will never know. >;D
akinoyui wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 05:06 am (UTC)
oh yess! this is what I need to start my day!
the original OTPs are the best! and whenever we read them, it's like..it's natur
al and we can just imagine it.
i love this very very much and I think I'll read it again :P
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 06:52 am (UTC)
Glad I made your day just a bit better. :)
And I AGREE! Original OTPs are THE BEST! (Although I do like any BEAST pairings,
you just can't beat the original!)
I'm happy you loved it. Thank you. And do read again. <3
Dec. 20th, 2010 05:18 am (UTC)
ORIGINAL OTPS FTW. NAUGHTY WOONIE MAKES ME GIGGLE.
Like seriously. Original pairings for the win man. The rest of the pairings are
cute and all, but original pairings pawn them all. 8D Baby Seung won't be able t
o finish his book, nope, not from where I'm seeing. XD And I wonder what Seobie
told Leader. >:3
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 06:55 am (UTC)
Agree! /raises fist and then cries
Sadly, there are fewer Orig3 shippers now!!! T___T
I should make it my mission to revive them. /nods
Glad you liked this. Thanks for reading! :)
Dec. 20th, 2010 06:57 am (UTC)
I'll cry with you man. I love my original pairings to bits. T.T
You should! I'll join you whenever I can! >8D
<3333
minn_x3 wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 05:31 am (UTC)
I love the original OTPs! Lack of them lately! mm... Seobie what did you tell yo
ur hubby?? *keke*
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 07:15 am (UTC)
Yey! Someone who loves Orig3 too! /hug
*sniff* I know, right? The lack of them is saddening.
Ya know, I wonder about that too. Seobie isn't as innocent as he lets on. /hint
hint nudge nudge
Thanks for reading! :)
hi_yu wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 05:38 am (UTC)
Hell yeah!!! anytime anywhere, original things are the best of things...... stay
original people!!!!!
good work!!!
hwaiting
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 07:22 am (UTC)
"anytime anywhere, original things are the best of things"
-OMG! You are my hero. /huggles you to death
Thank you so much. Glad you liked this. <3
countrymir wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 05:48 am (UTC)
lol this was adorable. the boys were too cute for words
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 07:24 am (UTC)
Thank you so much. I'm glad you liked it. :)
kaisherex wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 06:05 am (UTC)
C-U-T-E!
^-^
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 07:28 am (UTC)
S-O R U!
Ok.. fail compliment is fail. XD

ani_ami wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 06:06 am (UTC)
It's cute and hilarious and hot at the same time! Such an amazing story!!!
Me likie!!!
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 07:30 am (UTC)
Thank you. I'm glad you liked it. :)
jaerotic wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 06:10 am (UTC)
awww adorably naughty! :))
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 07:31 am (UTC)
BEAST = naughty
.. or maybe that's just me? XD
ambiguousangel wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 06:23 am (UTC)
ORIGINAL OTP IS SO MUCH WIN <33333
Cute and a bit of naughtyness :)) Good job!!
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 07:32 am (UTC)
HELL YEAH! /raises fist
Glad you liked it. Thanks so much. :D
shinqira85 wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 06:51 am (UTC)
goishhhhh...too adorable....and you back in lj...
glad to find you here...DOR already ended...
so now i can read your one shots but this seriously adorable...
the original OTPs...
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 07:37 am (UTC)
SHINQIRA!
I would recognize that username anywhere! It's one of my B2R babes! /huggles
Will add you ASAP!
Yes, now I'm here too. Do stay tuned for more fics.
Can't resist so one more.. /huggles you black and blue
<3 <3 <3
shinqira85 wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 09:16 am (UTC)
glad you remember me but i think i never update my lj anymore...kekekekkekekek..
.
just using this account for commenting and reading some community...
thanks for the adding...already add you also...
don't worry i really love your writing so i will wait for your update...
hug you back...<3 <3
blur2katak wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 10:49 am (UTC)
this is adorable..
i'm like ^_________^ the whole time i'm reading it. and kiwoon at the end. teehe
he
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 04:12 pm (UTC)
Thank you. I'm very happy you liked it. :)
alyssa1515 wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 10:49 am (UTC)
Ooooo I like this..
I really do wish you'd write a lil fic on every single day.. XDDD
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 04:13 pm (UTC)
Why thank you. I'm happy you do. :)
I do wish that. I'll try my best, but real life is always busy, busy, busy. Mayb
e weekly? LOL.
Thanks again, so very much. :)
(no subject) - alyssa1515 - Dec. 20th, 2010 06:16 pm (UTC)
elvenknight16 wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 12:39 pm (UTC)
Damn~ I loved this!!
Great Job Sweetie. I really liked the plot, it was so cute and the KiWoon at the
end was lovely~<333333333
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 04:14 pm (UTC)
Yey! I'm glad you loved it! :D
Thanks a lot, hon. <3333 /much love back
muffledd wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 05:15 pm (UTC)
-SCREAMS-
OMG, you're finally on beastattack!
I used to stalk your story on BSR!
Totally loved this.
It was so super adorable! ?
bambi_rancho wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 05:39 pm (UTC)
all original pairings, so i love it.
mehehehe its cute too :D
anws .. welcome to beastattack!
im looking forward to read more fics from you
^_^
weerainbow wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2010 01:08 am (UTC)
OH I LIKE IT!! ^^
The whole discussion is awesome! And I lol'd at Kikwang's contribution that you
can't have a sexy day hehe...looks like Dongwoon is trying to change his mind on
that one ;o)
Loved the way you wrote everyone!! ?
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title: pluto
author: somsatang
pairing: kiwoon (kikwang/dongwoon)
rating: pg-13 (implied sex)
author's notes: disjointed. bad verb tenses. the usual. i had an idea, but i did
n't go exactly as i had planned. :( hopefully it's readable? i don't know too mu
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pluto;
and let me listen to you talk about

your dreams and your obsessions
i'll be quiet and confessional
the violets explode inside me
when i meet your eyes
then i'm spinning and i'm diving
like a cloud of starlings
elbow ¡ª starlings
At the age of eighteen, Kikwang¡‾s dream of being an astronaut fell through.

He stopped seeing the constellations behind his lids when pressing his eyes to h
is fists, the Milky Way weaving through colored hoops in a spherical formation,
reddened comets rolling across a spacial white plate. There were alabaster frame
s on the walls where glow-in-the-dark stars were torn (avoiding mother's subtlet
ies and prying hands), leaving only a disgruntled Galileo to chastise him throug
h olive painted strokes. Despite his father's apologetic and apothecarial approa
ch to pre-determined higher education, he feigned joy, ignoring the obvious lack
of "NASA" illustrated on his new glossy green guidebook.
"Astronomy Club" consisted of six heavy-set girls who snapped multi-colored chew
ing gum loudly, comparing this week's astrological sign charts to the prior and
next. One insisted on complimenting (rather, suggesting the removal of) the coba
lt of his sweater vest, effectively sending him into the hall in nervousness and
sweating palms. Words exchanged that he wore "nerdy" vests, was terrified of th
e (desperate, annoying, rounded) doubled X gender, and was undoubtedly a loser.
Though he had remembered a "loser" being someone who did not win anything¡ªafter all
, it was what his second grade encyclopedia explained¡ªothers saw the definition qui
te differently, and like the last 12 years of his life he had been shelved into
a lonesome, unpopulated planet. This time, being the Faculty of Science.
In every sense of the meaning, he had been grounded.
There are never any seats in the library on Thursdays. Whether it be the broken
state of his Buzz Lightyear alarm, or sheer inopportune fortune, he always found
himself standing pressed against the shelving for ¡°New Books¡± and ¡°Vampire Novels¡±. Sc
ed and worn mathematical equations stayed curled under yarn-covered forearms, sp
layed over a year-old textbook. Kikwang allows his eyes to fall shut, but he sti
ll can¡‾t see the tiny balls of lights, though they blanket every line of his texts
and research. There¡‾s such difference between numbers, speculation, and the real th
ing.
¡°Are you looking for a seat?¡±
A spring ago, he got to see Ursa Major in the sky¡ªit was unexpected to see him agai
n now, curved along the dip of a nose. Before him stood some kind of quintessent
ial entity with (presumably) unwashed golden locks and a rumpled plaid button-do
wn. He shifted his weight from one foot to another, ¡°My friends are over there. You
could join us¡ªi-if you¡‾d like, that is.¡± The other's words are slow, the corner of his
outh seemingly gesturing toward a group of rambunctious boys, busy reenacting Me
dieval sword fights with pen and brush.
¡°No, it¡‾s okay.¡± His gaze doesn't meet the responding apologetic look.
¡°Well if you change your mind, we¡‾ll be there. We¡‾re art students¡ªwe don¡‾t bite!¡± The
om over a broad shoulder, shuffling toward the chaos with his own fountain pen i
n hand. Kikwang pauses to watch quizzically, almost missing the jovial trivialit
ies of play. He sunk to the slate carpet below, ballpoint tracing out diameters,
parameters, and centimeters.
His mother was an art major. She believed his interests in plasmatic spheres hov
ering in a universe above were in vain; life was whatever one could see in front
of their face, feel, taste, or touch. Surely, her mouth would fall agape knowin
g Kikwang had found the distinct connection between this belief and his own.
It was too bad that he let him leave.
But he did not stay devoid of his presence for long.
This unnamed celestial body came mounted upon a nightmare, trampling half-dreamt
offers of caffeinated beverages and ¡°doing homework¡± together (he read girls enjoyed
such things¡ªwould he partake in this happiness also?). A modern day Cassiopeia spen
t his nights draped over Kikwang's astrophysics papers, indulging in drugstore E
uropean chocolates and stories of himself, never leaving the mirrors of the redh
ead's eyes. There's nothing attractive about his sometimes sallowed skin, the pr
otrusions he calls hips and ribs, the alcohol that makes the air around them hea
vy and warm; but Kikwang gives into what he desires, insisting he's beautiful¡ªworth
more than the late nights, limbs tangled up with junkies and jocks.
¡°I guess he wasn¡‾t the right one for you.¡± The intellect would respond to his inquiries,
eraser gnawed right to a nub between biting edges of teeth. ¡°I guess I¡‾ll just have to
find another one. You¡‾re the one who knows all about stars¡ªThere¡‾s a lot of them up in
he sky, right?¡± The blonde laughed, taking another bite out of a powdered confectio
n.
So he found another. And another.
A true astronomer.
Dongwoon moves onto his second year. He still doesn¡‾t understand Kikwang¡‾s infatuation
with chemicals and calculations, giant balls in the sky, Greek names and poorly
designed stellar animals (he could draw them much better¡ªhe just needs to ask). He
doesn¡‾t understand why he walks to meet him in the university laboratory and he¡‾s alw
ays alone, oversized frames fogged from bubbling orange concoctions and tiny azu
re flames; why when the other stands at the doors of the studio, and he¡‾s always wi
th someone else, lips locked tightly together like holding a secret between. "No
one knows my secrets, anyway." The art student thinks, rubbing a thumb over a c
harcoal smile.
¡°My professor liked the painting. He gave it an A+.¡± He explained, smoothing the edges
of the canvas down fondly. It was an idyllic scene¡ªgrass, flora, every shade of na
ture on the color wheel. Kikwang liked it. He was used to observing blacks and p
urples dotted with white, but he was convinced there was life on Mars. This is w
hat he'd hoped it looked like. ¡°It¡‾s nice.¡±
¡°You were alone in the labs¡ª¡° Changing the subject abruptly, ¡°¡ªare you often alone?¡±
Orange liquid spills over the top of the vial, ¡°I don¡‾t have time for people. My work
is very demanding.¡±
¡°But you have time for me.¡±
He wants to open Dongwoon's sketchbook, use his bitten pencil to explain dopamin
e. It ravages his common sense. Dongwoon is a flavor that doesn¡‾t appeal to him. He¡‾s
reckless, narcissistic, gives his heart (his body) out too easily; Kikwang likes
quiet, long words, numbers for answers. But he¡‾s addicted. Passionate. He wished t
he other understood why he¡‾s ventured so far from his shuttle without oxygen, swirl
ing in the void and lights of Son Dongwoon. He doesn¡‾t though.
So he doesn¡‾t tell him.
Kikwang stood outside the dorm building, embraced in layers of cable-knit scarve
s and matching sweaters. It wasn't long until Dongwoon sauntered out, worn jeans
zipped but unbuttoned, his choppy hair the only other evidence of being thrown
against a cheap mattress. ¡°I didn¡‾t want you to see me like this,¡± His smile was crooked
¡°But you always see me like this. Don¡‾t you?¡± No questions about the implications of hi
words left the bespectacled boy (he saw many things, ¡°cheap and slutty¡±, he couldn¡‾t re
all). He lets him pound fists through the shields of his coat, catches the weigh
t of his taller frame before it came crumbling to the softer snow. ¡°He said I was h
andsome ¡¡± Murmurs left upturned lips, icy hands running paths from the other¡‾s shoulder
to close the universe sized distance of their hands. Through the fabric of his
mittens he could feel the engulfing flame¡ªthe one that drew in moths and other spin
eless creatures (now including himself).
He¡‾s bright like a supernova. But they¡‾re self-destructive. Explosions¡ªnot stars.
The dorms on the other side of campus are quaint. Jubilant designs of cherubs, f
leur-de-lis, and braided vines decorate the archways, hugging narrow hallways co
lored in sepia luminance. This is the kind of place he expected Dongwoon to inha
bit. Gorgeous, little room for anything else, full of a designer's deepest secre
ts. A door at the end is home to a rectangular white board, numbers and names ("
doojoon" from drama class with an extra digit, a "junhyung" from chemistry) draw
n drunkenly across it. It closes behind him.
Pillows are soft, they smell like deodorant, hair wax, and instant ramyun. The s
kin beneath his threadbare tee is hot and sticky, and he mimics the syrupy textu
re against the underside of Kikwang¡‾s jaw. "Your smile is so beautiful," Dongwoon s
tates between soft nips and teethes, words slurred along the edges, "I don't kno
w why I try to forget it."
It was as if meteors showered the spaces between his bones and heart, spreading
a kind of warmth he had never felt from any fraternal (it had to be beyond that)
relationship before. He's finical, covering bare skin (he's never had reason to
feel comfortable in it), squirming when the other's fingers and tongue touched
spots he hadn't even read of in books. Dongwoon's eyes were comparable to black
holes, unnerving, and he worked sloppily but efficaciously at swallowing whines
and moans. "Stop fighting it," The blonde whispers, "Just let me." And so he doe
s.
His glasses are folded on the night table beside them. It's okay, though. He did
n't want to be able to see the mistakes happening beneath Dongwoon's quilt.
Buzz Lightyear doesn't have to wake him the next morning. He's aching from head
to thighs, a cold lump dividing his throat and stomach, allowing frostbite to cr
eep through arteries and capillaries. This numbness keeps him in bed for hours,
timing minutes with the other's purring breaths, the constant tickle of his chem
ically lightened strands. The blonde is sleeping on top of his undershirt so he
doesn't take it (confrontation was the last thing on his mind), and he toes his
way carefully from the futon to the door, mindful of a possible waking state. Ki
kwang misses the sketches and watercolors laid neatly on the desk adjacent. Plan
ets, stars, and a smiling boy with outstretched hands.
Students are gathered on a leathered couch outside, drinking soda and chattering
when Kikwang steps by. They look quizzically at him¡ªsighing once they take in his
disheveled appearance¡ªpreaching short apologies under their breath with clasped han
ds.
How many others had taken the walk of shame before him?
They decide to have lunch in the nearby coffee shop. Dongwoon compares the drink
s to "shit", but Kikwang likes the herbs they use in their soups. Folding his bo
dy into itself, Dongwoon grumbled obscenities, clutching the edges of the table
as if he were falling.
"Rough night?" Kikwang asked. He wasn't going to pull off a Roman inquisition (m
aybe to save his own heart), but was curious to see what the younger remembered.
Without response, he shrugged, bringing his spoon back to his lips.
A nod lifted the blonde's head, "Yeah. It's funny, I was trying to forget someon
e," He swished the taupe liquid in its cup before pouring another insurmountable
heaping of sugar inside, "It worked. I guess. But I barely remember who I was f
orgetting them with." Kikwang sees a nebula of red crescents across his arm, the
purple he tried to hide with a furred hood. Subconsciously he presses a palm ag
ainst his matching violet plume, chalking up the faltering tone in Dongwoon's us
ual lilt to a malicious hangover.
He laughed. They laughed.
But neither could find the humor.
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(7 comments) - (¢±íÐÂµÄÆÀÂÛ)
somsatang
2010-12-20 02:56 am UTC (Á´½Ó) spot for iserial huhuhu. BITCH YOU BETTER APPRECIATE THIS
. :(
(»Ø¸´)
somsatang
2010-12-20 02:56 am UTC (Á´½Ó) aaaaand spot for sungyeol. ? you're going to comment on t
his acct. right. idk. :(((
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ok_daeri
2010-12-20 06:11 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) no i never use that acc except for posting and commenting
on my own fics HAHAHAHHAHA sux2b u rn. lol jk ilu bewbie. :-(
and hahahahahahaha i got a heart from you and iserial didn't!!
ok time for tl;dr comment and quoting and trying to sound smart when i'm esl (i.
e. time to not study french/physics/world/chem/ethics things important for my fu
ture but that MEAN NOTHING COMPARED TO MY LOVE FOR YOU)
At the age of eighteen, Kikwang¡‾s dream of being an astronaut fell through.
Q__________Q how can you start fic with this then reader can foreshadow TEARS AN
D DECEPTION AND OTHER SAD SHIT criesssss obv you know how to write idk how to fo
reshadow only know vague vague vague cheese cheese cheese.
Before him stood some kind of quintessential entity with (presumably) unwashed g
olden locks and a rumpled plaid button-down.
sounds like a blonde joon. just missing the uggs.
He wants to open Dongwoon's sketchbook, use his bitten pencil to explain dopamin
e.
woon makes his heart race. makes increases blood pressure (especially between hi
s legs hehehehehehehehehehehehe)q______q so qt waeeeee wants to use his smarts b
ut he's too shy and i'm sure woon is too dumb to understand anyway!!!
He¡‾s bright like a supernova. But they¡‾re self-destructive. Explosions¡ªnot stars.
asdfghjklklasfhdkgfkafk this sentence (and a half. or smth.) is p e r f e c t.
A door at the end is home to a rectangular white board, numbers and names ("dooj
oon" from drama class with an extra digit, a "junhyung" from chemistry) drawn dr
unkenly across it. It closes behind him.
2jun!!!11 DONGWOON YOU FUCKING SLUT :"( i hope it was a threesome
do you see these tears in my eyes q____________q
A nod lifted the blonde's head, "Yeah. It's funny, I was trying to forget someon
e," He swished the taupe liquid in its cup before pouring another insurmountable
heaping of sugar inside, "It worked. I guess. But I barely remember who I was f
orgetting them with."
fucking drunk slut asdfghjkl PUNCHES WOON IN THE FACE
ok so ending is amazing perfect bittersweet you lie to me when you say it's shit
ty w/e you can get out ok. kwongbu: 0. bubi: 6969696969696969 :-(
next time you tell me you write badfic i will punch you in the nads and kick you
in the face. :"(
?-? LUV U B3WB13
(»Ø¸´) (ÉÏÒ»¼¶)
unactivist
2010-12-20 03:31 am UTC (Á´½Ó) this is so fucking gorgeous, udek. i wish i could give it
justice with a good comment but i can't. i'm totally braindead from finals and
omg, this, this is so. god. perfect. i'm a total sucker for drawn out analogies
that just sort of fit so nice and pretty, alsdkfjasd. jfc, i'm just slobbering a
ll over your face as soon as you come near me, not even kidding. 8|
(»Ø¸´)
blur2katak
2010-12-20 12:12 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) kikwang :'((
and dongwoon's such a whore.
I was trying to forget someone
if i understand correctly, woon was actually referring to kiki right? why can't
he just confesses his feelings for kiki ;___;
i love your space and science analogies, they're brilliant. i really really enjo
y reading this. i hope they have happy ending..
(»Ø¸´)
elvenknight16
2010-12-20 02:01 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) This was so bittersweet~
I love it!
But it still made me sad =(
Great Job Sweetie~
(»Ø¸´)
aleemin
2010-12-20 05:03 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) poor kikwang. what kind of shit are you playing, dongwoon
? you approached him first.
this is just perfect. ;0;
(»Ø¸´)
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Cold Hands to a Warm Heart
Dec. 9th, 2010 at 11:45 PM
Title: Cold Hands to a Warm Heart
Author: coozbi
Chapter: 1/1
Rating: PG
Fandom: BEAST
Pairing: KiWoon
Cold Hands to a Warm Heart
Kikwang knew he¡‾s always had abnormally cold hands. He can¡‾t help it. It¡‾s not that he¡‾
d all the time. His hands are just that way.
If people think sweaty palms are embarrassing, cold hands are just as embarrassi
ng. People shake your hand for only about a millisecond before they pull away an
d sometimes their fingers don¡‾t even make it past his fingers before they pull away
in shock.
Kikwang¡‾s learned to accept it though, and so did everyone else. His good looks and
kind personality make up for it anyway.
But it can get kinda lonely though.
Kikwang looked away from the couple snuggled together and holding hands. Only tw
o more stops left.
It¡‾s always this way whenever he had to ride the subway. There was always some coup
le holding hands, or family members, or friends.
Kikwang looked at his hands, their coldness hidden by a pair of snug fingerless
gloves given to him by his friend, Yoseob.
Ever since Kikwang had realized the effects of his icy hands, he made it a habit
to have a pair of gloves handy for emergencies. It would look weird wearing glo
ves on a warm day though, so Yoseob had given him a pair of fingerless, leather
gloves. They don¡‾t look too odd, and they were kind of cool-looking. He just had to
be careful about his frosty fingers.
After a while, he reached his stop and got off and it wasn¡‾t long before he was wal
king inside their front door.
It was another normal day.
Kikwang hummed along to the music in his ears as he waited for the train he alwa
ys took to and from school. He made good time today. He¡‾ll arrive earlier than usua
l.
Kikwang reached into his pocket to change the songs on his music player just as
the train stopped in front of him.
¡°Oh. Wait. Wait.¡± He walked in, a hand still in his pocket. He was too preoccupied tha
t he ended up tripping. He reached out on instinct and grabbed the nearest thing
he could.
It was warm.
¡°O-Oh, sorry.¡± He looked up.
It was a male, tall, tan, dark-haired, and with the most captivating eyes he¡‾s ever
seen.
And he was warm.
¡°No problem.¡± The other male smiled. ¡°Oh!¡± He held Kikwang¡‾s elbow and pulled him forw
as the train doors closed.
¡°T-Thank you.¡± Kikwang bowed to him. Only then did he realize that he was still holdin
g onto the male¡‾s arm. ¡°I-I¡‾m sorry.¡±
The male smiled. Kikwang noticed he was wearing a school uniform, but it was for
a private school blocks away from Kikwang¡‾s public school. Kikwang felt a little e
mbarrassed with his second-hand uniform. He made out the other person¡‾s name from h
is ID.
Son Dongwoon.
Kikwang bowed once more and left quickly, immediately losing himself in the thro
ng of people.
Once he was sure he was safe, he looked back. Dongwoon was looking at the spot o
n his arm Kikwang held onto.
Kikwang reddened and looked at his exposed hands. He grabbed his gloves from his
bag and put them on. He never usually put them on during mornings or school day
s since he generally avoided touching anyone on the way to school, while all his
friends were used to his cold hands anyway.
¡Of all the rotten luck to not be wearing them today.
Still, Dongwoon was really warm.
He sighed and turned back to the music in his ears, trying to ignore the searing
fire in his left hand and elbow.
The next week was different. Kikwang was running late.

¡°Hold that door!¡± He shouted, as he skirted the last few feet and got on.
Kikwang let out a breath and bowed appreciatively to the man who held the door o
pen, before taking his usual spot on one corner of the train.
¡°That was close,¡± he muttered. He raised his bag higher up his shoulder and checked hi
s watch. He didn¡‾t want to be late for school.
The train reached a stop and a lot of people started getting on. Kikwang quickly
pulled out his gloves from his pocket and put them on. He didn¡‾t want to accidenta
lly hold on to someone. He scooted to the side to let several females stand near
the pole and hold on to it. He reached up for one of the overhead handles.
Only for his fingers to burn.
¡°Sorry,¡± Kikwang immediately said, turning to the other person.
He definitely remembered those eyes.
It was him again.
Dongwoon, that warm stranger from last week.
¡°Sorry,¡± Kikwang said again. ¡°I didn¡‾t notice.¡± He motioned to how the other was alrea
g on to the handle.
¡°It¡‾s ok,¡± Dongwoon said, smiling that same bright smile. ¡°We can share.¡±
Kikwang shook his head. The handle was big but not big enough. Their fingers wou
ld touch if they shared. ¡°N-No, I-¡±
There was a shuffle behind him as people moved and Kikwang was accidentally push
ed forward.
¡°S-Sorry!¡± Kikwang squeaked.
Dongwoon suddenly laughed. It was deep, like a rumble erupting from his stomach.
Even his laugh was warm.
¡°You should really stop apologizing. It¡‾s all I¡‾ve heard you say since last week.¡±
Kikwang¡‾s eyes widened.
He remembered.
¡°You should really hold on.¡± Dongwoon reached towards Kikwang¡‾s arm and pulled it up to
he handle.
Kikwang nodded, not saying anything else. He held on, keeping their fingers as f
ar apart as possible.
¡°I¡‾m right, right? You¡‾re the guy I saw last week?¡± Dongwoon asked. ¡°I¡‾m pretty good
d I definitely recognize you and¡¡± He paused, smile fading, and took a step back at se
eing Kikwang¡‾s confused stare. ¡°You probably don¡‾t remember. I¡‾m sorry. I wasn¡‾t think
st kept talking because I thought you might-¡±
¡°N-No!¡± Kikwang waved his free hand. ¡°I-I do! I mean, I remember.¡±
¡°Oh.¡± Dongwoon smiled again. ¡°That¡‾s a relief. I mean, not everyone¡‾s good with faces
and stuff like that. One of my hyungs, Hyunseung-hyung, is terrible at faces but
he¡‾s pretty good with names. So we¡‾re the opposite.¡±
Kikwang looked at Dongwoon, a bit dazed at how talkative the other was. He smile
d and couldn¡‾t help the chuckle that erupted from his mouth.
For some reason, Dongwoon made him feel so¡ warm.
The train lurched to a stop, surprising Kikwang and Dongwoon. Kikwang¡‾s hand slippe
d, and he found himself holding on to Dongwoon¡‾s exposed wrist. Kikwang saw Dongwoo
n flinch and he immediately let go.
¡°Sorry,¡± Kikwang said, reddening. ¡°This is my stop. I should go.¡± With that said, he tu
and started making his way to the exit.
¡°I¡‾m Dongwoon.¡±
Hearing that, Kikwang turned, but he had already stepped out of the train.
¡°I¡‾m Kikwang!¡± He shouted back, just as the doors closed.
For a second, he was afraid Dongwoon didn¡‾t hear him, but he saw Dongwoon looking b
ack at him through the glass windows with a smile on his face. The other waved j
ust as the train sped away.
Kikwang looked at his gloved hand.
His fingers looked a little red, like he was burnt.
And it felt tingly.
He smiled, turned, and walked off to school.
¡°Morning.¡±
Kikwang looked up and there was Dongwoon waiting for him with a smile on his fac
e.
¡°Morning,¡± Kikwang said, smiling back and approaching the younger male.
This routine had been going on for three weeks now since they first met. Kikwang
would get on the train and then there was Dongwoon, who got in two stops earlie
r, waiting for him with that big grin of his.
And Kikwang would instantly feel warm inside.
Then they¡‾d stand off to the side and talk about school and sports and their friend
s and everything they could think of until Kikwang had to get off at his stop. H
e and Dongwoon would then make faces at each other until the train takes Dongwoo
n away to the next stop over where the younger male gets off.
And then Kikwang would feel cold again.
Then it was the next morning, and it¡‾ll happen all over again.
Kikwang was thankful for the weekends because at least there was a time when he
didn¡‾t feel like his temperature was going up and down like a yo-yo.
¡°Yoo-hoo?¡±
Kikwang looked up. ¡°Oh, sorry. I was thinking of something.¡±
Dongwoon pouted. ¡°Obviously. You haven¡‾t been listening to my awesome stories.¡±
Kikwang laughed. ¡°Your stories are all about you. How can they be awesome?¡±
Dongwoon whined. ¡°You are so mean, hyung.¡± He swatted Kikwang playfully on the arm.
Kikwang laughed, ignoring the way his temperature spiked up at the searing fire
from his arm.
The train lurched to a stop and the two of them reached up to the nearest handle
on instinct. Their fingers brushed and Kikwang fought the urge to wince.
¡°I notice you always wear gloves, even when it¡‾s warm,¡± Dongwoon said, looking up at the
r hands on the handle. ¡°Is it part of the uniform or something? It looks really coo
l, you know, but kind of an inconvenience because how are you going to wear it d
uring warm days? It fits you, you know. Do you think it¡‾ll fit me?¡±
Kikwang was torn between smiling because of Dongwoon¡‾s talkativeness and cringing b
ecause of the issue at hand. Kikwang has noticed him staring a few times, but th
is was the first time Dongwoon had ever commented on the gloves.
Kikwang didn¡‾t want to lie so he said, ¡°They were a gift,¡± which was true.
¡°Oh,¡± Dongwoon said, still staring. ¡°Can I see?¡±
¡°O-Oh, I-¡±
Before Kikwang can answer, Dongwoon reached up and took his hand.
¡°Hm. Your fingers are cold,¡± Dongwoon said, touching each digit.
¡°Y-Yeah.¡± Kikwang tried to pull back his hand but Dongwoon had a firm grip.
And his hand was really warm.
¡°Hm.¡± Dongwoon looked at one of his hands, his other hand still holding on to Kikwang¡‾s.
fingers are always unusually hot. Isn¡‾t that cool?¡± He looked at Kikwang, grinning wi
dely. ¡°We fit!¡±
There was a loud squeak and Kikwang looked up as the train stopped. He pulled hi
s hand back.
¡°My stop,¡± he said. ¡°Bye.¡±
¡°Oh, ok,¡± Dongwoon called out. ¡°I¡‾ll see you tomor-¡±
But Kikwang already jumped off the train. He made to run off only to hear someon
e calling him.
¡°Kikwang!¡±
Kikwang turned to the voice. It was Junhyung and Yoseob. This was unusual. Usual
ly, Kikwang would meet them outside the station and the three of them would take
the short walk to school. What were they doing here?
¡°School¡‾s out for the day!¡± Yoseob was shouting as he ran towards him, Junhyung followin
at a more leisurely pace. They reached him quickly.
¡°I-I see,¡± Kikwang said. He turned back to the train. The doors had already closed.
¡°Is that the Dongwoon kid?¡± Junhyung asked, appearing behind him.
¡°Y-Yeah,¡± Kikwang said.
¡°Where? Where? Let me see?¡± Yoseob peered from behind them.
Dongwoon was waving at Kikwang, smile in place. He paused for a moment, seeing J
unhyung and Yoseob.
¡°Hi!¡± Yoseob gave a friendly wave.
Dongwoon beamed and raised a hand to wave back, but the train quickly took him a
way.
Yoseob crashed into Kikwang in a glomp. ¡°You should really introduce us to him, Kik
wangie.¡±
Kikwang nodded. ¡°Uhm, s-sure, I guess.¡±
¡°Anyway, classes are out for the day. Something went off at the chemistry lab so th
ey have to air it out,¡± Junhyung explained. ¡°And since we¡‾re not doing anything today, l
t¡‾s go out.¡±
¡°Ok, come on.¡± Kikwang patted Yoseob on the arm to make him let go.
¡°Woah.¡± Yoseob jumped back.
¡°What¡‾s with you?¡± Junhyung asked.
¡°Kikwangie¡‾s hands are warm!¡± Yoseob said. He grabbed Kikwang¡‾s gloved hands and touche
fingers.
Kikwang looked at his hands. They were tingly. His whole body was, too. He peele
d off his gloves and stared.
His palms were sweaty.
Junhyung raised an eyebrow. He smirked. ¡°Don¡‾t tell me you¡‾re holding out on us. Holding
hands on the train with Dongwoon-ah, eh?¡±
Kikwang blushed.
He wished.
He mentally slapped himself on the forehead at that thought.
Yoseob noticed the blush and giggled. ¡°Does Kikwangie have a crush on the new guy?
You have good taste. He¡‾s good-looking.¡±
¡°No!¡± Kikwang walked off, his two friends laughing behind him.
Needless to say, Kikwang spent the entire day at the mercy of Yoseob and Junhyun
g¡‾s teasing. So he was relieved to finally find himself boarding the train, ready t
o come back home.
Kikwang sighed and looked up at the list of stops. He and his friends ended up g
etting lost to nowhere, so he ended up a whole lot of stations away from home.
It was better this way, though. At least he had the whole ride to think and he d
idn¡‾t have to worry about taking the train home, since he noticed that Dongwoon nev
er rode it home anyway.
Tucked away in one corner of the train, he removed his gloves and stared at his
hands.
Usually he wouldn¡‾t mind the teasing. He¡‾s been teased before, to both girls and guys,
and he usually laughed it off, but this was different.
Because for once, this was something he took seriously.
And whenever they mentioned his name, Kikwang ended up feeling so¡
Warm.
And his hands feel tingly, like they¡‾d break out into sweat at any moment.
He remembered what happened earlier.
That was the first time that ever happened.
It was scary.
Kikwang leaned back on his seat and closed his eyes.
What the hell was he doing anyway?
Getting interested in strangers just because they had captivating eyes, scorchin
g looks, and touches that burned harsher than an inferno was not his style.
He wasn¡‾t even sure Dongwoon was his type.
Or that Dongwoon was as gay as he was.
Kikwang sighed deeper.
He felt something warm on his forehead.
¡°Had a rough day?¡±
His eyes shot open and he found himself staring a concerned Dongwoon right on th
e face, the latter with one hand on his forehead.
¡°Shit!¡± Not knowing what he was doing, Kikwang ended up pushing Dongwoon, sending the
younger one falling back to the seat across with a hard crash.
¡°Ow!¡± Dongwoon rubbed at his aching back. ¡°What the hell, hyung?¡±
Kikwang was too shocked to reply.
This can¡‾t be.
¡°Wow, you¡‾re all red in the face,¡± Dongwoon piped up. He held out a hand as he stood up,
as if to touch Kikwang again. ¡°Are you ok? Do you need to drink or lie down or some
thing? Are you nauseous? Maybe you need to go to the hospital and-¡±
Kikwang squeezed his eyes shut. ¡°Shut up!¡±
Silence.
Oh my God.
What the hell was he doing?
Kikwang opened his eyes to see Dongwoon, hurt splashed across his face. The youn
ger male looked away, pocketing his hands.
¡°Sorry,¡± he murmured.
¡°N-No, I didn¡‾t mean it that way,¡± Kikwang said, waving his hands. He didn¡‾t notice his
es falling to the ground.
Dongwoon sighed. ¡°Hyunseung-hyung and Doojon-hyung scolded me today, told me I talk
ed too much, like the way I¡‾d just talk to total strangers on the train. I thought
I could sit here and think about things though I don¡‾t usually take the train home.
I didn¡‾t know you took the train home and when I saw you, I thought something was
wrong and¡¡± He sighed again. ¡°I should really just shut up, right?¡±
¡°D-Dongwoon, wait.¡± Kikwang¡‾s eyes widened in distress.
Dongwoon looked down and stood up. ¡°Sorry,¡± he said. He made to leave.
¡°Dongwoon!¡± Kikwang reached out and grabbed him by the arm. With nothing else to say,
he shouted.
¡°You¡‾re hot!¡±
Silence.
That made Dongwoon stop.
Dongwoon looked at him, confused. ¡°Uhm, thank you?¡±
¡°Every single time,¡± Kikwang muttered, looking down at the ground. ¡°Even now, you¡‾re bu
.¡±
Dongwoon didn¡‾t seem to be walking away anymore, but Kikwang kept his hold.
It hurts, a lot, but despite how much his hands were smoldering, Kikwang shut hi
s eyes and didn¡‾t let go. He kept on talking, unnerved by the heat.
¡°I like you, even if I know I shouldn¡‾t. I like hanging out with you, even if I don¡‾t re
lly know you. I like waking up five days a week just to spend fifteen minutes ta
lking to you, even if it hurts just how fast you come and go. I like it when you
talk, when you laugh, when you smile, when you look at me, when you touch me, e
ven by accident, even if everything you do burns, even if my skin heats up and m
y palms start to sweat despite the fact that I have hands as abnormally cold as
a penguin¡‾s flippers and I just-¡±
A laugh.
Kikwang stopped, eyes opening, and looked up.
Dongwoon was grinning. ¡°Interesting. I¡‾ve always liked penguins.¡±
Kikwang blushed and let go quickly, but Dongwoon grabbed his hands and sat down
beside him.
¡°Hm, you do have cold hands though,¡± Dongwoon said, examining them. ¡°And I¡‾ve always ha
aturally hot hands.¡± He smiled, lacing their fingers together. ¡°Isn¡‾t that cool?¡±
Dongwoon¡‾s smile lit up his entire face and Kikwang could see the look in his eyes.
Kikwang smiled, gloves forgotten as he held on to Dongwoon¡‾s hand.
¡°We fit.¡±
Dongwoon leaned towards him and Kikwang instinctively squeezed his eyes shut.
Dongwoon leaned back, getting the picture. ¡°Hmm¡ It¡‾ll take a while to get used to my un
atural hotness, won¡‾t it?¡± He laughed, the husky sound warming Kikwang up like it alwa
ys did.
Kikwang opened his eyes, blushing hard, but didn¡‾t let go of the other¡‾s hand. He scoo
ted closer to him. Kikwang felt Dongwoon¡‾s warmth seeping into his skin. It still b
urns, but now that he thought about it, it didn¡‾t hurt that much.
He could get used to it.
And maybe, he reached up, running the pad of his thumb over Dongwoon¡‾s smiling lips
¨C how it burns ¨C he could get used to other things soon too.
END
Location:dormitory
Mood: groggy
Music:"Twinkle" by Koda Kumi
Tags:one-shot, pairing: kikwang/dongwoon, rating: pg
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n_famous wrote:
Dec. 19th, 2010 03:18 pm (UTC)
Cute! :D
I really like the way it's written, not too much fluff but still very cute (:
I hope you don't mind that I added it to my memories~ (:
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 04:07 am (UTC)
Thank you. :)
And of course I don't mind. I'm very glad you liked it. <3
kidotra wrote:
Dec. 19th, 2010 03:27 pm (UTC)
Hi!!!
Wow wow wow, it's you...
I don't know if you remember me,
but I remember you for you were the first ever author that I've read on B2R...
Needless to say, this was just pure awesomeness and you know I totally love your
fics right?
Hehe, I have been wondering whether you've posted here before, but I could never
find you. I am so so happy you've posted here. Hahaha...
KiWoon - my fav pairing when it comes to reading fics.
Thank you so much for writing this.
"You're hot!" - I couldn't stop laughing at this line. KiWoon is just ? Thanks f
or feeding my KiWoon-fic deprived self!!!
Please do write more... I enjoy reading your works. :DDDDD
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 04:12 am (UTC)
Kidotra!
How can I forget one of my B2R babes? Yey! :D
Up until here, you're still being very supportive. Thank you so much.
I'm ecstatic that you loved this and I'll try my best to write more KiWoon. Such
a shame we hardly see more of this.
And I'll keep writing more, of course I will. :)
<3
Dec. 19th, 2010 04:07 pm (UTC)
OMG. I LOVE YOU FOR WRITING KIWOON.
KIWOON IS DYING. NO FAIR.
KIWOON!
AWESOME STORY. I CAN'T STOP SPAZZING NOR STOP ABUSING CAPS.
SORRY FOR THE EYE BURNING. 8D
I'LL.... I'll... Just spazz now. 8D
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 04:15 am (UTC)
Why thank you.
I love you too. <3
AND NO! We cannot let KiWoon die! /raises fist
Glad you enjoyed this and I can resist the eye-burning if it means KiWoon gets m
ore love. >;D
somsatang wrote:
Dec. 19th, 2010 06:28 pm (UTC)
this was so cute. ;A; the plot is very interesting! i would have never thought t
o write anything about cold and warm hands. they're such a usual part of everyda
y life. :p it is especially good because it's kiwoon, huhuhu.
so cute! ? keep writing ~
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 04:17 am (UTC)
Thank you so much. :)
Glad you liked it.
I will. <3
elvenknight16 wrote:
Dec. 19th, 2010 08:09 pm (UTC)
Oh my I do not believe this, this is AMAZING!
I really loved reading this, it was so sweet, fluffy, and simply adorable.
Very lovely and enjoyable, their character were lovely~<33333333333
Great Job Sweetie, can't wait to read more KiWoon from you!!
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 04:18 am (UTC)
Why thank you, my dear. I'm really happy you loved it. <3
I'll keep on writing. Do stay tuned. :)
weerainbow wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 03:31 am (UTC)
Ooooo this is really interesting as well as being a really sweet story. I like t
he idea of Kikwang and his cold hands (partly cos I get cold hands easily myself
hehe) and how Dongwoon is the absolute opposite, making them perfect for each o
ther ^^ And the slow yet steady development of their relationship through meetin
g on the train was really nice and natural. The way you built it up was so smoot
h and you brought the story to a beautiful conclusion ??
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 04:21 am (UTC)
We all know KiWoon is meant to be anyway. ;)
Thank you for reading and for liking the story.
Hope you find hot hands to your cold ones. <3
shinqira85 wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 11:27 am (UTC)
how exactly i've missed this fic in beastattack when you post this 1st there...*
facepalm*
me is bad fan....kekekkeke...
very interesting and seriously unique plot...
i never read something like this and it very sweet and enjoyable...
keep writing girl...<3
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 04:18 pm (UTC)
LOL. No worries. /hugs
Thanks for the comment, honey. I'm glad you liked it.
I will. Much love. <33333
bambi_rancho wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 04:00 pm (UTC)
i should have read this earlier ..
kyaa~ atleast ive read this.
its midnight now and im smiling so widely after reading this fic. kiwoon needs m
ore love, so ~ thank you for this wonderful fic! :D
ibzooc wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 04:26 pm (UTC)
Yeah, Kiwoon needs more love. <3
Thanks so much. I'm glad you loved it. Have sweet dreams. :)
itaryu18 wrote:
Dec. 20th, 2010 05:19 pm (UTC)
sho cute. o.o dahhhhh... i love da kiwoooooooon~~ :DDD good job, boo.
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w, kyuhyun being a bamf, lol, non-100, qmi, zhou mi being sexy
in a land where throwing steamed buns at each other is totally normal [part deux
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[non-100] | kyuhyun/zhou mi | PG-13 | 51,000 words | based off ella enchanted |
nanowrimo 2010, for doumyoujitsukas
A/N: So I um. Forgot to mention that Heechul's supposed to be Lucinda and Dongha
e's supposed to be Ella's friend, arrrrsomething or other. But I guess most peop
le figured it out so :D and oh, meet Henry! He um. Is supposed to be Stephan or
something except he's way younger and isn't married and doesn't have kids. And h
e's not as loud I guess so x___x;; :D enjoy!
"I think you should stop talking to Donghae," Minju says idly one day as Kyuhyun
is picking flowers for her. Kyuhyun doesn't know anything about flowers, so he
just picks random ones that he thinks are pretty and hands them to her, hoping t
hat she doesn't make him go pick out another bouquet. Minju happily takes them,
almost forgetting her train of thought. "Where was I? Oh, about Donghae. I think
you should stop being friends with him."
"Oh." Please don't be an order, please don't be an order. Kyuhyun stomps on a dr
ied leaf.
"Actually, let me rephrase that. My dear, you must stop being friends with Dongh
ae. Your relationship with him is unhealthy, and you musn't associate yourself w
ith poor people like him." She reaches her hand out to him, but Kyuhyun pushes i
t away angrily.
"You can't control who I talk to and can't talk to."
"Oh but I can," she says, smiling as she takes her hand back, knowing that she's
won. "Stop talking to him. You must end your friendship with him." She walks of
f after that with the flowers in her arms, leaving Kyuhyun behind in the garden.
"Where were you," Donghae hisses when Kyuhyun finally goes back to the dormitory
. "You missed dinner! And I was supposed to help you with your dancing today, wa
sn't I?"
"Sorry," Kyuhyun mumbles, shrugging off his coat. "I'm just tired." And maybe he
really is tired, because Donghae's expression immediately softens and he pats h
im on the shoulder.
"Go to sleep early. We have singing class first thing tomorrow morning!" Donghae
glares at him, hitting his shoulder playfully. "You better sing properly this t
ime! I don't want to hear any more out of tune notes, we already have to suffer
through Minju and Minji screaming the place down whenever the music teacher tell
s them to sing."
"Sure," Kyuhyun says, falling into the bed and burrowing himself under the cover
s. Donghae doesn't say anything after that, just shrugs and flops down into his
own bed. He stops shifting around after a few minutes and begins snoring quietly
, and Kyuhyun reaches under his bed and pulls out Han Geng's magic book.
He opens it up to the first page and is met with a picture of Zhou Mi and a whit
e and light brown bunny. He stares at it for a few moments before flipping onto
the next page, which ends up being another message from Ryeowook. "THE BUNNY IS
SO CUTE :D," he writes and draws a small picture of a bunny to prove his point.
"It has big ears too!! Hurry home so you can see it!"
Kyuhyun rolls his eyes and goes on to the next page and finds another one of Zho
u Mi's journal entries.
;______; I have to leave and go on military duty, reviewing border troops and st
uff like that. I don't want to leave! Kui Xian hasn't come back yet. What if he
comes back from finishing school while I'm away? I won't be able to see him for
a really long time then. But I suppose it's my responsibility to go off and see
what's happening out there, and who knows? Maybe we'll run into ogres or somethi
ng and I can tell Kui Xian all about my adventures and he won't call me girly an
ymore!
Kyuhyun stops reading and gapes at the page. "You can't even stand bugs, how are
you supposed to go fight a gigantic ogre that's twice your size?" he wonders al
oud, shaking his head.
Oh and I got Kui Xian a bunny a few days ago! I gave it to Han Geng for him to k
eep while Kui Xian's away but it's so cute and I had to go back and visit it. I
think I'll have to visit it again before I leave. I named it Green Pepper, but I
don't know why, I just figured it was a good name for it even though it's not g
reen and it's not pepper-shaped. I hope Kui Xian likes it! I'm not sure if he li
kes bunnies though, I hope he does! Han Geng says Kui Xian's awkwardness might c
ause the bunny to drop dead once Kui Xian gets a hold of it but I'm sure Kui Xia
n's not that bad. Um...I hope. Hopefully he isn't mean to it either! I'm sure he
won't, even though he's mean he's not completely heartless. :D
I hope finishing school hasn't changed him too much. It won't be as fun if I don
't get to see him dropping plates everywhere and blowing up Han Geng's kitchen a
ll the time. What if they teach him to stop being rude? I don't think I'll be ab
le to get used to a polite Kui Xian, that's too weird.
...KUI XIAN WHERE ARE YOU GET BACK HOME RIGHT NOW I MISS YOU ;O;
The next page is a letter from Kyuhyun's father to a merchant. He doesn't read m
uch of it, just mostly skims through the page until he gets to the last few para
graphs where he's talking about a wedding. He's about to turn the page when the
word 'fairy' catches his eye, and he peers more closely at the text.
There should be a lot of fairies that are coming to this wedding, perhaps when I
go there I can manage to get some trinkets from them and sell them later on.
Fairies, he thinks and immediately thinks of Heechul and wonders if he's going t
o be there. He checks the date and the location and figures he can get in there
just in time for the wedding if he walks there. But that's only if he's lucky, a
nd even if he gets there on time Heechul might not necessarily even be there, an
d Kyuhyun would have made the trip all for nothing.
He looks at Donghae's sleeping form on the bed right next to him and ponders. Hi
s father never said he couldn't leave once he got there, and if he leaves he'll
be away from Minju and she won't be able to order him around anymore. He won't h
ave to tell Donghae anything either, and once he leaves Donghae will just assume
that he left because he hated the place, and maybe they can still be friends if
Kyuhyun manages to find Heechul.
And then after the wedding, maybe he can go back home. He'll be able to see Zhou
Mi again once he comes back from reviewing troops or whatever, and Kyuhyun will
be able to talk to him again. And he'll get to see Han Geng and Ryeowook too, a
nd he can eat dumplings and noodles again instead of gooey overcooked steamed bu
ns every day.
It seems to be a flawless plan, and Kyuhyun quickly packs everything that he has
into his bag. He makes sure to gather a few spiders from the cellar and puts th
em into Minju's bed before he leaves, and writes Donghae a short note that he le
aves on his nightstand.
He only somewhat regrets not being able to stay and see Minju scream when she fi
nds the spiders in her bed the next morning.
"Flawless plan my ass," Kyuhyun mutters to himself when he gets caught by a band
of ogres the fourth day after he leaves finishing school. They tie him up for a
ll of two seconds before unbinding him, laughing to themsevles as if Kyuhyun's c
urse is the funniest thing in the world.
"He'll cut himself up if we tell him to," one of the ogres snorts after he's don
e laughing. "Boy, don't leave. Stick to our side until we finally decide to eat
you."
"Wonderful," Kyuhyun mutters as one of the ogres hoists him onto his shoulders.
"How about I jump into a boiling pot of water while I'm at it."
"No need," some of the ogres chime out. "We like our meat nice and raw."
"Hey! I like my meat cooked!" one of the ogres protests. "I'm all for him walkin
g into a pot by himself."
"I wasn't being serious," Kyuhyun grumbles, but is ignored as the ogres start bi
ckering at each other.
"Fine, fine," another ogre snaps. "Well cut him up in half and cook half of him,
and leave the other half of him raw."
"How about we divide him sixty-forty?"
"I say more like seventy-thirty," another ogre suggests.
"But which part is seventy then?"
"Raw," one ogre answers just as another ogre says, "Cooked!"
"Can you not talk about ways of dividing me up while I'm still alive?" Kyuhyun a
sks, and all the ogres start glaring at him.
"You keep your mouth shut unless we tell you that you can talk," one ogre orders
him, and Kyuhyun shuts his mouth and grunts in response.
"What an obedient child," the ogre that's carrying him says, smiling happily up
at him. Kyuhyun catches sight of yellow, crooked teeth and tries not to think ab
out how its breath smells like spoiled milk. "This one will be easy to handle."
Later that day Kyuhyun comes to the conclusion that he's screwed. Really screwed
.
The ogres go through his bag and finds his pouch of steamed buns that he had bro
ught with him for the journey. One of the ogres tries one and promptly spits it
out.
"How do humans stand eating this sort of stuff?" he asks, spitting on the ground
continuously to get rid of the aftertaste. He looks into the bag again and take
s out the bottle of Tonic. "What is this?" He frowns when Kyuhyun remains silent
. "Talk, you can talk now. Answer me."
Kyuhyun immediately opens his mouth. "You might not want to drink that," Kyuhyun
advises. "It's like trying to swallow a slimy toad."
The ogre makes a face, showing his yellow teeth. "Why do you eat and drink such
strange things?" He dumps the Tonic and the bag of steamed buns back into Kyuhyu
n's bag. "Don't you have any meat?"
"There's some in the steamed buns that you just tried eating," Kyuhyun replies.
"Steamed buns? More like slimy balls of goo." The ogre snorts, hoisting Kyuhyun
up over his shouldres again, and Kyuhyun grabs onto his hair to keep his balance
. "They're thinking about chopping you up for lunch tomorrow, you know."
"Oh. Okay." Kyuhyun blinks. "And?"
The ogre raises an eyebrow at him. "You're awkward, you know that?" Kyuhyun give
s him a glare that he doesn't seem to notice. "But that's quite all right, all y
ou are is just food anyway. You'll be in our stomachs soon enough."
Kyuhyun doesn't answer him after that, just stares at the road above the ogre's
head and tries formulating a way for him to escape.
Six hours later, after all the ogres have fallen asleep, Kyuhyun still hasn't th
ought up of a plan yet. He can't just leave, because of the ogre's order, and he
doesn't think he's able to kill six full grown ogres all by himself.
He tries everything that he can think of, tries to get away from them without wa
king up. He tries crawling away, but his ears start ringing and he starts feelin
g nauseous, so he goes back and sits next to the band of sleeping ogres again. A
fter a few minutes he wonders if he can try rolling his way out of the camp, and
tries it out. He starts feeling dizzy after a while and he doesn't know how, bu
t he ends up back at the same spot that he was just at moments before and almost
rolls into an ogre's feet. He barely manages to catch himself in time and rolls
back a few feet to give himself some breathing room.
He tells himself that it's okay, that he can break the curse. He doesn't have to
follow the ogre's orders, because if he does he's going to die, and he shouldn'
t have to die because of some stupid gift that a fairy gave him years ago. He ca
n just walk away, walk away as if there's nothing wrong because there's nothing
holding him back.
At least that's what he tries to tell himself, but a few minutes later he ends u
p back where he started, clutching his head and trying to make the dizziness go
away. He clenches his jaw and tries not to puke right there on the spot.
After several failed attempts he finally gives up, taking off his shoes and thro
wing them at the ogres. One of them hits an ogre's head and Kyuhyun's half afrai
d that he'll wake up, but all it does is snort a little and roll over onto it's
side.
He collapses onto the ground and groans in frustration, taking his fairy book ou
t of his bag. He might as well read and see what's going on before he dies.
He gets through five pages of the book before he falls asleep while reading anot
her one of his father's letters. He doesn't mean to fall asleep, doesn't know ho
w he can fall asleep, but he ends up doing so anyway right when the sun is about
to rise.
One of the ogres prods him awake with a stick, and they immediately begin tying
him up. "Why do you need to tie me up anyway," Kyuhyun asks them when they're se
curing the knots.
"So you don't suddenly start kicking and screaming all over the place," the ogre
answers him.
"That makes no sense, you could just order me not to move around," Kyuhyun prote
sts. The ogre looks at him blankly for a few moments before shrugging and going
back to tying the knots around Kyuhyun's wrists. A beat later Kyuhyun asks, "Cou
ldn't you have just cut me up while I was still asleep."
The ogre seems to contemplate this for a moment before shaking his head. "Nope.
We like to watch our humans scream before they die." Kyuhyun glowers and manages
to kick him in the shin before the ogre ties his legs together.
All six ogres are towering over him when one of them, he thinks it's probably th
e leader, tells him to sing. "Excuse me, what?" Kyuhyun asks incredulously, and
the ogre urges him on.
"You seem to have a nice voice. At least entertain us before we cook you for lun
ch."
"You're telling me to entertain all of you before you decide to cut me up?"
"That's the general idea, yes," the ogre replies. He prods him with a branch. "N
ow sing."
Kyuhyun sings because he's ordered to, and he sings the first tune that comes to
mind. It was one of the only songs that his singing teacher picked out that he
actually liked (his teacher had a horrendous taste of music in general), and aft
er a few lines he can see some of the ogres' eyes starting to droop.
"Keep going," the leader urges, and Kyuhyun continues singing, not actually payi
ng attention to what he's singing anymore. He doesn't know if he should be offen
ded or not when some of the ogres collapse onto the ground and start snoring, an
d by the time he's done with the whole song he has six sleeping ogres surroundin
g him.
"What in the actual fuck," Kyuhyun mutters to himself, wriggling around on the g
round and trying to free himself from the ropes around him. One of the ogres sta
rts waking up while he's wrestling with the ropes so Kyuhyun starts singing agai
n, and a few seconds later the ogre's head falls back to the ground with a thunk
.
Kyuhyun doesn't expect anyone to find him, because really who veers off the road
and starts walking around randomly in the middle of nowhere? Nor does he expect
Zhou Mi of all people to find him, but after being almost eaten by ogres he fin
ds nothing really surprises him anymore.
"Oh my God Kui Xian," Zhou Mi wails while he's jumping off his horse, immediatel
y running to his side and helping him with the ropes. "What happened? Aren't you
supposed to be in finishing school?"
My savior, Kyuhyun thinks. Instead he says, "What the fuck, aren't you supposed
to be bullying your troops or something? Or is that already over?"
Zhou Mi glares at him and somehow manages to undo one of the knots, moving away
slightly so Kyuhyun can stretch out his arms. He begins working at the ropes aro
und his feet. "I finished reviewing them, yes. And you still haven't answered my
question." One of the ogres snorts and shifts a little, but Zhou Mi doesn't pay
any attention to it. "Again, aren't you supposed to be at school? Where it's sa
fe?"
"I got bored of it so I ran away, and now I'm going to a wedding so I can find s
omeone," Kyuhyun answers him, kicking the ropes away from his legs. "Hey, at lea
st I didn't blow up the school or anything," he says when Zhou Mi gives him a di
sapproving look.
"That still doesn't mean you can run around the country alone like that. And you
see, you almost got eaten!"
"Well I didn't. Now can we leave before they wake up and start wanting to chop m
e up in half again?"
Zhou Mi gives him a confused look. "Why in half?"
Kyuhyun shrugs. "I think half of them wanted to eat me raw and half of them want
ed to cook me. Or actually, I think the agreement was seventy-thirty or somethin
g cause three of them wanted to eat me raw and I think a fourth one wanted both
options."
Zhou Mi looks horrified to say the least. Kyuhyun stands up and brushes the dirt
off his pants. "Are you okay? Did they hurt you?"
"They fell asleep before they had a chance," Kyuhyun replies. "I don't know, the
y told me to sing? And so I did and then all collapsed on the ground and started
snoring."
"Ah." Zhou Mi nods. "Ogres tend to get really drowsy when you start singing to t
hem. We just found out about this new technique a couple of months ago, actually
."
Kyuhyun's mouth drops open. "And you didn't think to tell me? I wish you'd told
me sooner, I could have gotten away so easily!"
"I didn't know you were going to run off on your own! And who is this person tha
t you're trying to find anyway?"
"Hm." It takes Kyuhyun a while to come up with an answer. "I have to find this g
uy and, you know, give something back to him that I borrowed a while ago."
"Give something back?" Zhou Mi looks confused. "Couldn't you just mail it to him
?"
Kyuhyun shakes his head. "I don't really...want to mail it to him?" Zhou Mi star
ts giving him a suspicious look. "I mean, it's just something really important a
nd I don't want to take the risk of it getting lost somewhere."
"Oh." Zhou Mi sighs a little. "Well I suppose you're entitled to keep your own s
ecrets. So how are you going to get there?"
"Um. I'm going to walk?"
Zhou Mi makes an indignant noise. "Kui Xian!"
"Well what else do you suppose I do? Fly there?" Kyuhyun snaps. "Or actually, yo
u know, maybe I should make a horse appear out of thin air or something."
"Oh." Zhou Mi points to a group of men on horses that Kyuhyun hadn't noticed bef
ore. "You can share his horse. Henry!"
Tbe man who Kyuhyun assumes is Henry jumps off his horse and runs towards them.
"Wait so you mean he's coming with me? I don't need an escort! If I run into any
more ogres I can just sing, right?"
Zhou Mi raises an eyebrow at him. "True, but do you even know where you're going
?"
"Uh." Kyuhyun thinks for a moment. "Somewhere around there," he says, pointing a
t a general direction where he thinks he's going.
Henry raises an eyebrow at him too but doesn't say anything. An ogre snorts in h
is sleep as if mocking Kyuhyun and he promptly kicks the ogre in the foot.
When Kyuhyun tells Henry where his destination is he rolls his eyes at him, tell
ing Kyuhyun that he's gotten his directions completely messed up and he's surpri
sed Kyuhyun hasn't managed to walk out of the country yet. "Didn't you bring a m
ap with you?" Henry asks as Zhou Mi helps Kyuhyun onto his horse.
"Oh yeah, so there's this class called map class at finishing school where girls
go in and learn how to draw maps, because you know, that's totally useful and a
girly thing to do," Kyuhyun says. "I didn't get grab one of the maps from the r
oom because it was so late and all the rooms were locked."
"A map class," Henry repeats. "Uh. Okay."
Zhou Mi makes a pained nose and hits Kyuhyun on the arm. "Don't mind him, he can
be a little mean sometimes," he tells Henry. "Be nice," he hisses to Kyuhyun, g
iving him his bag.
"I am nice!" Kyuhyun protests. "Just not to stupid people," he adds and Zhou Mi
hits him in the arm again.
"You'll hurt Henry's feelings!"
"Oh, it's okay," Henry says. "I'll just steal all his underwear and stick my bow
down his throat."
Zhou Mi winces a little.
"A bow? Like, those girly things that girls tend to use for their hair?" Kyuhyun
asks. "How am I supposed to choke on that?"
"He means his violin bow," Zhou Mi corrects him. "Like, you know. Those really l
ong stick things."
"Yes those really long stick things." Henry looks thoughtful for a moment. "Mayb
e I'll strangle you with my violin strings while I'm at it."
Kyuhyun stares at him.
"Henry can sometimes get a little mean when he's cranky," Zhou Mi informs him. "
He's good-natured, really! Just sometimes..."
"You're sending me off with a guy who wants to strangle me with his violin strin
gs," Kyuhyun says in a flat voice.
Zhou Mi shrugs. "He knows these roads really well. And don't worry, he's really
nice! Once he stops being cranky he'll be a really nice companion for your journ
ey."
"Why can't you come?" Henry's horse moves a little and Kyuhyun suddenly gets diz
zy and nauseous again.
"I have to go back and report to my father," Zhou Mi answers, frowning. "I would
go with you if I could, I really would! But I have to hurry home since my fathe
r's expecting my reports, and we'll see each other again when you come back home
, right? So go, Kui Xian. Go with Henry."
An order. Suddenly Kyuhyun doesn't feel so dizzy anymore.
"Don't get eaten, okay?" Zhou Mi says as he sees Kyuhyun off, and Kyuhyun sticks
his tongue out at him.
"So you like him," Henry says on their second day of the journey. Kyuhyun is sit
ting behind him and can't see Henry's face, so he isn't sure if he's talking to
himself or talking to him.
"Who?" he asks, just to make sure he's not being rude by not answering him.
"Zhou Mi," Henry answers, shifting a little. "You like him, don't you." It's a s
tatement, not a question.
"I don't."
"Of course you do, don't deny it," Henry says. "You fawn all over him when you'r
e talking to him and you like, sparkle or something whenever he gets near you."
"I don't, he's just a friend." Kyuhyun crosses his arms to make his point and al
most falls off the horse, grabbing onto Henry's shoulders to steady himself. "Yo
u don't even know me all that well, so how can you be so sure? And I do not spar
kle."
"I should record the next time you two talk to each other, you're so obvious. Ma
ybe I'll paint a quick picture for you too, just to show you how much you actual
ly sparkle."
"Say the word sparkle one more time and I'll kick you off this horse," Kyuhyun w
arns.
"Anyway," Henry says quickly, clearing his throat. "Let me teach you Chinese! Yo
u know, to pass the time. You aren't a very good person to start a conversation
with anyway, so might as well teach you something before you go off to this wedd
ing or whatever."
"Okay."
"Okay um." Henry clears his throat again. "Fuwuyuan."
"Fuwuyuanrr," Kyuhyun repeats.
"What, why do you have r's at the end? I didn't mistakenly put r's at the end of
mine, did I?"
Kyuhyun blinks. "I don't think so? I think I just put them there by accident, my
Chinese isn't very good."
"Oh. My Chinese isn't very good either, so." Henry shrugs.
"Wait, but aren't you Chinese?" Kyuhyun asks. "Like, aren't you supposed to know
how to speak Chinese if you're Chinese?"
"Well yeah I'm Chinese, but I wasn't born in China."
"So you were born here?"
"No, I was born in Canada," Henry answers. "Like, you know Canada, right? It's l
ike right on top of America. My whole family lives there."
"Oh."
"Yeah, oh."
"Zhou Mi picks up weird people, then. How did he manage to find a person from Ca
nada?" Kyuhyun kicks the horse a little to make it move faster.
"How did Zhou Mi ever manage to find a mean person like you?" Henry shoots back.
"Anyway I think we should go back to learning Chinese, talking to you is only g
oing to make things awkward."
"Okay." Kyuhyun kicks the horse again, and Henry doesn't seem to notice.
"Fuwuyuan."
"Fuwuyuanrr," Kyuhyun repeats. Henry turns around to stare at him and Kyuhyun te
lls him to turn back around and look at the road.
"Okay, I give up trying to teach you Chinese, let's just sit here in silence for
the rest of the day," Henry mutters.
Henry drops him off just in time for the wedding and leaves right after, saying
something about needing to catch up to Zhou Mi. "You're fine here, unless you su
ddenly decide to run away again. Except don't, because if you do Zhou Mi will ge
t upset again and an upset Zhou Mi is never a good thing."
Kyuhyun promises him that he won't run away after the wedding and sneaks inside,
hoping that no one will notice him. The wedding has already started, and he sli
ps in through the back and waits until the ceremony is over, almost falling asle
ep at one point. Someone kicks him awake as they're trying to get through the ro
w of seats and Kyuhyun stands up along with everyone else that's ready to begin
the celebration.
He immediately sets out looking for Heechul while everyone else is walking aroun
d and beginning to eat. He picks up a glass of apple cider so he doesn't look su
spicious while he's walking around looking for Heechul.
He almost completely misses him, almost walks past him without a second thought,
but he stops when a man suddenly cries out, "What do you mean they're going to
stay together forever?"
"Hush," another man hisses, picking up something sparkly and hitting the other m
an's head with it. "It's a wonderful gift, stop bitching about it."
Kyuhyun blinks at the foul language.
"Heechul, you can't just put them together like that! What if the bride, I don't
know, wants to pee in privacy? Ever thought of that?"
The man with the sparkly thing, who Kyuhyun assumes is Heechul, snorts and dismi
sses the thought with a wave of his hand. "That's stupid, they're married aren't
they? What's so wrong about peeing in front of your husband anyway?"
"They'll get sick of each other within a month, I'll assure you," the other man
warns.
"Well they won't. Look, they're so in love with each other." Heechul rolls his e
yes. "That woman practically has hearts falling out of her eyes, can't you see?
Her husband isn't any better off either. This is the perfect gift for them."
"You and your big magic," the other man mutters, sighing. Heechul turns around a
nd catches sight of Kyuhyun, and he jumps a little when Heechul frowns at him.
Heechul points to him with his sparkly stick thing. "Am I pretty? Is that why yo
u're staring at me? You're staring at me because you think I'm beautiful, aren't
you? I'm prettier than your mom, aren't I?"
"Aren't you a guy?" Kyuhyun blurts out without thinking. "Aren't guys supposed t
o be offended by being called pretty?"
Heechul huffs a bit. "Yes I am a guy, but that doesn't mean I can't be pretty. I
'm gorgeous, okay? Now tell me why you're here, you need something, don't you?"
He waves his wand around.
Kyuhyun blinks again. "How did you-"
"I'm a fairy, that's why," Heechul interrupts, putting his hands on his hips and
rolling his eyes. "So let me guess, you're that boy that Hankyung's taking care
of now. Did he send fried rice with you?"
Kyuhyun doesn't really know how to answer that question. "...No?"
Heechul clucks his tongue. "That man always forgets that he owes me fried rice.
It's not even that hard, he can just use magic to do most of the work, but he ke
eps on forgetting to make it for me."
"Magic?" Kyuhyun repeats. "Han Geng can use magic?"
Heechul raises an eyebrow at him. "Well duh. He's a fairy, of course he can use
magic."
Kyuhyun's mouth drops open. "Han Geng's a fairy?"
"So I see he never told you." Heechul shakes his head. "He's not really too keen
on using his magic for anything besides cooking and medicine though. Such a was
te."
"Han Geng's a fairy?" Kyuhyun repeats again, not quite believing it.
"Yeah, he's your fairy godmother. Your other one, that is," Heechul says, giving
him a blank look. "And your mother's fairy godmother, and your grandmother's fa
iry godmother too. He's pretty old, actually, I think he's around a hundred or s
o? I don't know, I lost count a long time ago."
"But my mom died," Kyuhyun protests. "If Han Geng is really a fairy, couldn't he
have prevented her death?"
Heechul makes a face. "Boy, we're fairies, we can only do so much. Preventing de
ath is beyond what we can do, and I'm sure if Hankyung had the power to save you
r mother he would have, even if it was against his beliefs about using big magic
." Heechul shakes his head again. "Anyway, what was it that you wanted again?"
"Oh. Do I...just tell you?" Kyuhyun asks awkwardly.
"Well, that's kind of the point," Heechul points out, frowning. "I mean, if you
don't tell me what you want I can't give it to you. Tell me."
"Oh. Um, can you take back your gift?"
"Oh." Heechul's face smoothens out. "You're one of those kids that I gave the gi
ft of obedience to, aren't you?"
Kyuhyun nods.
"But being obedient is a good thing," Heechul tells him. "It definitely gets you
farther in life, and more people will like you if you're more obedient and do w
hat they say."
"I hate this gift, no offense or anything," Kyuhyun mutters. "Can't you take it
back?"
Heechul sighs. "I think you're too young to realize how precious obedience is in
this world. Be happy that you're obedient, okay?"
Be happy that you're obedient, Kyuhyun repeats to himself, and all of a sudden h
e's jumping up and hugging Heechul. "Of course I will, thank you! Thank you so m
uch."
Heechul smiles at him. "Anytime. If you ever have any problems, call for me, oka
y? I'll help you with anything if you just ask for my help."
"Okay," Kyuhyun says, happily running off to find his father. He runs into him t
wo minutes later at the refreshments table and puts down his glass of untouched
apple cider. "I ran away from finishing school," he announces, and his father gi
ves him a strange look.
"I can see that," he says, looking up and down at Kyuhyun. "To be honest, I wasn
't expecting you to stay there for as long as you did. But why come here? How di
d you even know I was here?"
Kyuhyun thinks for a moment. "I didn't know you were going to be here, I just ca
me here to see the wedding. Can we go home now?"
His father looks around. "Well, I don't see why not. My work here is done. Now s
how me what you learned at finishing school."
Kyuhyun bows for him, smiling when he stands upright again. His father gives him
another strange look.
"What did they do to you at finishing school, I wonder," he mutters under his br
eath, dragging Kyuhyun away.
"I've lost my fortune while you were away at finishing school," his father tells
him when they're almost home. "You must marry so we can become wealthy again."
"Oh sure," Kyuhyun says. "When?"
His father stares at him. "That's it?"
Kyuhyun stares back at him in confusion. "What do you mean 'that's it'?"
"You're not going to argue with me? I thought you'd be less willing, or should I
say, more reluctant than you are at the moment in going along with my decision.
"
"I'm happy to obey any order from you, even if it means I have to marry."
His father frowns. "What did they do to you that that finishing school. I really
wonder."
*
"What?!" Han Geng shrieks out, throwing his basket of steamed buns down on the t
able when Kyuhyun tells him the news. "What do you mean you're going to marry?"
"My father ordered me to. Isn't it fascinating? I get to marry under my father's
commands."
Ryeowook stares at him, almost dropping the knife that he's holding. "What? Kyuh
yun, are you sure you're all right?"
Han Geng starts muttering angrily in Chinese, banging pots and pans around. "Wha
t does he mean to marry you off at such a young age?" he finally says after he s
tops ranting in a language that Kyuhyun can barely understand.
"Are you sure you're okay with this?" Ryeowook asks worriedly, wringing his hand
s. "Are you sure you're okay with marrying someone that you barely know just for
the money? Just because your father wants you to?"
"Of course. I'm glad to take orders from anyone, including my father."
Both Han Geng and Ryeowook look at him strangely. "What," Han Geng bursts out, a
nd Ryeowook actually drops his knife this time. It clatters onto the floor, but
no one appears to notice it.
"What the hell happened at that finishing school?" Han Geng asks, rummaging thro
ugh a drawer and taking out some utensils. "What, did they completely brainwash
you? This isn't like you at all, Kyuhyun."
"Nothing happened at finishing school," Kyuhyun says, bewildered. "I just talked
to Heechul, that's all. Can't you be happy for me?"
"You did what." Han Geng drops his rolling pin this time and gives him a blank l
ook. "How did you even manage to find him?"
"He was at the wedding my father went to," Kyuhyun answers. "So I just ran away
from school and found him there. He gave me a gift, and told me that I should be
happy about my curse. Isn't it wonderful?"
Han Geng's face falls, and Ryeowook gives a little gasp. "Are you serious," Han
Geng says, gritting his teeth while Ryeowook looks at Kyuhyun with wide eyes. "T
hat's ten times worse. I'm going to find him and tell him to take it back right
now. I'm going to kick his ass."
"You can't," Kyuhyun protests, pulling on his arm to stop him. "I don't want him
to take it back, it's better this way, don't you think? And if he takes it back
doesn't that mean he has to use more big magic?"
"But none of what you're feeling is real," Han Geng tells him. "Are you sure you
're even okay with this?" Kyuhyun opens his mouth to answer. "Actually wait, no,
don't answer that. I already know what your answer is going to be."
"Oh. Okay," Kyuhyun says happily.
"Heechul's a horrible person, he really is," Han Geng grumbles to himself, throw
ing a bucket at Ryeowook, who barely manages to catch it. "Go fill that up with
water for me, won't you?"
"Heechul's not a horrible person," Kyuhyun defends. "He's really nice!"
"A few months ago you were calling him an idiot," Han Geng mutters. "Now go back
up to your room while I try to figure something out. I have to think this throu
gh."
"Okay." Kyuhyun happily skips up the stairs and Han Geng curses after him.
"Nice to meet you," Kyuhyun says, holding out his hand. The girl in front of him
takes it and gives a small shake. "Are you the person who I'm supposed to marry
?" he asks.
"I-I-sure?" the girl answers hesitantly, and Kyuhyun's father nudges him, frowni
ng.
"Can't you be a little less awkward," his father hisses into his ear. "Didn't th
ey teach that to you in finishing school, at least?"
"No," Kyuhyun whispers back. "Should I be less awkward? Would that please you?"
His father shakes his head. "I don't think that's something that you can change
that fast. Now be polite and help her into her seat."
Kyuhyun goes and helps the girl into her seat, and manages to knock down two gla
sses of water in the process. The girl frowns at him but sits down anyway.
Kyuhyun doesn't know what to say to her, so he says the first thing that comes i
nto his mind. "You're really pretty," he tells her.
The girl blinks at him. "Oh. Thank you?"
Kyuhyun can't think of anything else to say after that.
"So, what do you like about me?" the girl tries. "Be honest."
An order. "Your...legs?" Kyuhyun says, and his father promptly spits out his tea
.
The girl frowns at him again. "Why are you looking at my legs? Is that all you c
an come up with?"
"i like your teeth too," Kyuhyun supplies hopefully and his father spits out mor
e of his tea.
"Excuse me," he says, taking a napkin and wiping the table, but the girl doesn't
seem to notice him.
"You like my legs and my teeth," she repeats. A pause, and then a beat later she
asks, "Why are you so awkward?"
"Sorry," Kyuhyun apologizes, trying to help his father and knocking over another
glass of water. "Should I stop being awkward?"
"I don't thik that's something that you can change very easily," the girl says,
and Kyuhyun's father nods in agreement. "That question in of itself was awkward.
"
"That sentence in of itself was awkward too. I don't think it's grammatically co
rrect." A few moments later Kyuhyun says, "So, what do you do for a hobby?"
The girl stares at him for a while before standing up. "You know what, I think I
have to go. I forgot I have another appointment today."
"But it was a legitimate question," Kyuhyun says, calling after her, trying to d
efend himself as well as trying to prevent her from leaving. "You can't call me
awkward just because I ask you what you like to do," he shouts after her, and hi
s father just buries his face into his hands.
"Real smooth," Han Geng mutters when Kyuhyun is busy glaring at the part of the
ceiling above his bed. Kyuhyun just glares at him and goes back to shooting dagg
ers at the ceiling with his eyes.
"Charming," Han Geng says, rolling his eyes. "You said you liked her legs and he
r teeth, how else was she supposed to react? Of course she would leave."
"She didn't even answer my question." Kyuhyun sighs. "Oh well. Zhou Mi has prett
ier legs than she does anyway."
Han Geng looks at him thoughtfully for a moment. "You know, I wonder what Heechu
l actually did to you. Did he give you another gift, or did he do something else
?"
"All he did was tell me to be happy about my gift, that's all," Kyuhyun says, sh
rugging. "Why?"
"Ah." Han Geng seems to relax a little. "So all he did was give you an order, ri
ght?"
Kyuhyun nods. Han Geng takes a deep breath. "Kyuhyun, don't listen to Heechul. Y
ou don't have to be happy whenever somebody gives you an order, just feel whatev
er you want to feel."
Kyuhyun immediately feels a surge of happiness, which dies down in an instant. H
e feels like he's just been drenched in cold water, and he buries his face into
his hands. "What the fuck was Heechul thinking, that idiot."
Han Geng hits him over the head, and Kyuhyun bites back a wince. "I think you're
an even bigger idiot that him. What were you thinking, going off alone by yours
elf like that and looking for Heechul? You're lucky you didn't get eaten or some
thing."
"You're lucky Heechul didn't turn you into a squirrel," Ryeowook adds as he ente
rs Kyuhyun's room, carrying a tub of water in his arms. Kyuhyun glares at him, a
nd he blinks. "Oh, is he back to normal?"
Kyuhyun looks back at Han Geng and jumps off the bed, pointing at him. "You neve
r told me that you were a fairy," Kyuhyun accuses. "My fairy godmother even, wha
t the fuck."
"How did you find out?" Ryeowook asks, looking shocked.
"You knew too?" Kyuhyun asks back, just as Han Geng mutters, "Heechul must have
told him, who else?"
Kyuhyun gives Han Geng a glare. "And what are you?" he asks, rounding up on Ryeo
wook angrily. "A cow?"
Ryeowook throws a rag at him, which Kyuhyun avoids by ducking his head. "You are
so mean sometimes," the older man complains, walking over to the other side of
the bed to retrieve the cloth.
"Why didn't any of you tell me?" Kyuhyun bites out.
"You were too young at the time," Han Geng replies, giving him a blank look. "An
d do you know how random it would be if I suddenly just said, 'Oh hey, by the wa
y, I'm your fairy godmother in case you didn't know'."
"It wouldn't have been that random."
"Well anyway, bad timing, and then when I thought you were old enough to know yo
ur mother died, and then right after that you got sent off to school. I didn't h
ave any time to actually sit down with you and explain to you who I was."
"Oh wait, do you want to see the bunny?" Ryeowook asks, interrupting them and co
mpletely changing the topic. "Here, I'll bring her, just wait a little!" He dash
es off, leaving the jug of water out on the nightstand. He slams the door shut b
ehind him in his haste, and one of the paintings on Kyuhyun's wall falls off and
clatters to the floor.
"So Ryeowook's a little obsessed about the bunny that Zhou Mi gave you," Han Gen
g tells him after the two of them are finished staring at the closed door. "Real
ly, really obsessed with it, I think. He watches over her everyday and I think h
e's overfeeding her. She's getting a bit...plump."
"You mean fat?" Kyuhyun says bluntly, and Han Geng winces.
"Well I wouldn't necessarily call it fa-" Ryeowook bursts through the door, carr
ying a fluffy white bunny in his arms with tinges of light brown in its coat. He
all but shoves it into Kyuhyun's arms, and Kyuhyun tenses up a little when the
bunny starts wiggling around in his lap, trying to find a comfortable position.
"You see, isn't it adorable?" Ryeowook practically squeals, and Han Geng raises
an eyebrow at him but doesn't comment on anything. Kyuhyun picks up the wiggling
thing in his arms and the bunny continues to wiggle around uncontrollably.
"Is she always this fidgety?" Kyuhyun asks, plopping the bunny into his lap. "Wh
at did you say her name was again?"
"Green Pepper!" Ryeowook answers. "Zhou Mi gave her that name!"
Kyuhyun makes a face. "Figures. He would come up with a weird name for a bunny,
wouldn't he?"
Suddenly someone else bursts through the door, and the bunny jumps a little in K
yuhyun's lap. Henry comes barreling in, hiding his sword a few seconds later whe
n he notices everyone staring at him. "Um, hi. Zhou Mi ge sent me here to make s
ure Kyuhyun was okay and made it home safely."
"How did you even get in?" Han Geng asks when he's finished gaping at Henry.
"I...climbed a tree and jumped through a window onto the second story?" Henry an
swers. Han Geng continues staring at him. "What? We do that all the time in Cana
da."
"Canada?" Han Geng repeats.
"It's like, that place right above America. Or at least that's how he describes
it," Kyuhyun answers for him.
Han Geng turns to him. "You know this kid?" he asks, pointing at Henry.
"Of course he knows me, I helped escort him to the wedding that he had to go to,
" Henry retorts. He catches sight of the bunny that's in Ryeowook's arms. "Oh, b
unny! I like bunnies. I used to own one just like that one, but then it died a f
ew years after I got it."
"Oh," Ryeowook says sadly. "I'm so sorry for your loss. Here, would you like to
hold this one?"
"He works for Zhou Mi," Kyuhyun explains, completely ignoring the two crooning o
ver Kyuhyun's bunny. "I don't know, I guess he's one of his most trusted men or
something."
Han Geng looks at him skeptically. "Right. One of the prince's most trusted men
happens to be a man from Canada who trespasses over someone's property by climbi
ng trees and jumping through windows."
"Zhou Mi's weird, you know that," Kyuhyun points out. "He buys a ridiculous amou
nt of bags and cosmetics, and then claims he's not girly when he really is."
"I think it's normal for people from Canada to climb trees and jump through wind
ows," Ryeowook adds, letting Henry hold the bunny. "I think...I think they're ca
lled...ninjas? I can't be sure, I don't really fight and jump through things all
that much."
Henry prods Ryeowook in the shoulder. "I think you're mixing us up with Japan. N
injas don't come from Canada."
"Oh." Ryeowook looks confused. "Then what do you call yourselves in Canada?"
Henry shrugs. "I guess I'm a fighter, or a defender. I help protect Zhou Mi ge f
rom any harm that comes to his way that he can't handle by himself."
"Do you help Zhou Mi get rid of the bugs in the palace?" Kyuhyun asks. "He freak
s out every time he sees a bug crawling around."
"No he doesn't. He freaks out everytime he sees a black spot and thinks it's a b
ug," Henry corrects him. "Oh by the way, have you manned up and told Zhou Mi ge
yet?"
"Tell Zhou Mi what?" Han Geng demands.
"It's nothing," Kyuhyun mutters, taking off his shoe and waving it threateningly
at Henry. "Okay, get out, you know I'm obviously safe and won't be in any immed
iate danger unless an earthquake comes. So get out. Now."
"You're in denial and you're too chicken," Henry says, sticking out his tongue,
and slips out door when Kyuhyun throws his shoe at him. Kyuhyun's shoe ends up h
itting the door with a loud bang, and the bunny jumps a little and runs around t
he room frantically.
"Oh look what you did," Ryeowook says exasperatedly, picking up the bunny while
it's in the middle of hopping around. "You scared the poor thing to death."
"Oh it'll live," Kyuhyun tells him and a few seconds later Henry comes flying in
through the window of Kyuhyun's room.
"So I'm actually supposed to be your bodyguard until Zhou Mi ge says I can quit,
because he doesn't want you running off again and causing trouble and making hi
m worry. So I'm basically stuck here for a while until Zhou Mi ge tells me I can
leave," Henry informs everyone, and Han Geng looks ready to shoot something at
him.
"You don't just go jumping through people's windows like that!" Han Geng reprima
nds him, pulling out a rolling pin from the middle of nowhere and hitting Henry
on the head with it. "That's called trespassing."
"Get out," Kyuhyun repeats, waving his shoe at him again, and Henry takes out hi
s sword and knocks the shoe out of Kyuhyun's hands.
"I already told you, I can't unless Zhou Mi says I can, which probably won't be
for a while." Henry shrugs. "That is, until he thinks you don't need anymore pro
tection."
"I don't need any protection, he's the one that needs it. He's the one who's sca
red to death of spiders and crawly things, not me."
"But he's older than you, and you're the one who thought it'd be a great idea to
walk around the country by yourself and get caught by ogres. And plus you're a
lot younger than him, so of course he thinks you need someone to take care of yo
u. It's natural."
"You what." Han Geng points his rolling pin at Kyuhyun. "You got caught by what.
"
"He got caught by ogres and he almost got chopped up and eaten for dinner," Henr
y supplies helpfully. Kyuhyun throws both his shoes at Henry this time and Henry
ducks, hitting one of them back at Kyuhyun with the hilt of his sword. "We foun
d him though, and luckily he managed to figure out that singing to ogres makes t
hem really sleepy before they had a chance to eat him."
"You never told us this!" Ryeowook gasps out, putting a hand over his mouth in h
orror. Han Geng looks ready to hit all of them with his rolling pin.
"I haven't really told you much about what happened back there for a reason, you
know," Kyuhyun says. "What is wrong with you, are you trying to get me into tro
uble?" he hisses at Henry, picking up his shoe from the ground and waving at him
menancingly.
"Okay that's it, Cho Kyuhyun you're not allowed of this house ever again," Han G
eng shouts, throwing his rolling pin somewhere in their direction. Henry hits it
with his sword and it bounces and rolls away somewhere.
"But my father's selling this house, what am I supposed to do? Stay here?" Kyuhy
un points out, throwing his shoe at Henry's sword this time. Henry moves away an
d takes off his own shoe, throwing it and hitting Kyuhuyn in the leg with it. "O
kay that's it, get the fuck out, I don't care if Zhou Mi doesn't let you go back
, you can sleep out in the streets for all I care."
Henry takes off his other shoe and throws it at Kyuhyun's head in retaliation. "
Hey!" Han Geng protests, picking up both of Henry's shoes from off the ground. "
No more throwing shoes at each other!"
"You threw your rolling pin at us!" Kyuhyun retorts.
"I didn't throw it, I just gently tossed it across the floor and hoped it landed
somewhere safely," Han Geng corrects and Kyuhyun rolls his eyes. Before he can
say another word someone barges in through the door again, and his father comes
in.
"Do you ever knock?" Kyuhyun snaps, and his father shakes his head.
"I don't see any reason to knock, this is my home after all." A pause. "We'll be
having a wedding in three days," his father tells him. "Unfortunately the girl
you met earlier today refused to ever see you again, so I must find someone else
to be your wife. In the mean time, since I do not believe you're mature enough
to marry yet, I'll have to go and get a wife myself. Subin-sshi seems flattered
enough, and has kindly accepted my proposal."
"You're getting married to Minju and Minji's mother?" Ryeowook asks, horrified,
and Kyuhyun's father turns to glare at him.
"Hold your tongue, boy. I don't remember giving you any permission to speak." Ry
eowook bows his head in apology and shuffles back to the water basin. Kyuhyun's
father leaves without another word, satisfied that he's done talking to him, and
Kyuhyun looks around the room once the door closes.
"Where's Henry?" he asks, and Henry's head pops out from under his bed.
Han Geng bends down and drags the boy out. "How did you even manage to get down
there," Han Geng snaps at him, wiping the dust away from his clothes.
"He's a ninja, that's why," Ryeowook answers him.
"Ninjas don't come from Canada," Henry mutters under his breath, gently remindin
g him. "If you really want to meet a ninja go to Japan, I'm sure there are plent
y there for you to talk to."
"Oh." Ryeowook frowns. "It's okay, I think you're ninja enough."
"Ninja enough my ass, you're just creepy," Kyuhyun snaps at Henry when they're b
oth alone in his room.
"I can't believe you let yourself almost get married to some girl," Henry snaps
back, picking up the bunny from off the ground and keeping it in his lap, away f
rom Kyuhyun. "Do you know how depressed Zhou Mi ge would be if he ever found out
about any of this? I don't care what money problems your family has, you can't
just go around letting yourself get married to some stranger who you barely know
just for the money."
"Well there's nothing I can really do about it. And I'm not getting married anyt
ime soon, so you can calm down now and let me sleep in peace."
"How can I calm down when I know you could be potentially hurting the prince?" H
enry asks. "Zhou Mi's really sensitive you know, if you haven't noticed already.
He gets hurt so easily it's kind of ridiculous sometimes."
"Well it's not like I'm trying to intentionally hurt him," Kyuhyun snaps at him
again, stealing the bunny away from Henry and keeping it in his lap. "What would
you do if your father suddenly told you that you had to marry to help pay off t
he debts?"
"More like what would I do if I had a father telling me to marry to pay off the
debts and a person that I liked as well. I'd choose the person that I liked, I m
ean, why do you have to be responsible for your father's money problems anyway?
Your obligation to your father isn't that big."
Kyuhyun shrugs. "I kind of have to listen to him either way."
"But why? I thought you were more rebellious than that."
Kyuhyun doesn't answer him for a while. "I'll tell you later. Just not now. Now
go to sleep, you're just being annoying." He blows out the candles and the room
becomes pitch dark.
"Oh hey, you didn't deny it this time," Henry says when Kyuhyun is lifting up th
e covers.
"Deny what?"
"That you like Zhou Mi," Henry says gleefully, and Kyuhyun kicks his shoe off in
the direction where he think Henry is. He hears a pained noise and mentally giv
es himself another point.
part three
A/N 2: ok i lied...I'm not sure when I'll be able to post up the third part ;___
_; I'll have internet but um. no computer. FML. :(
this part wasn't as cracky, i guess T____T hi guys ;o;
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funkyaries
2010-12-19 10:03 am UTC (Á´½Ó) WHUT. THERE'S NO PART THREE UP YET. I NEED IT. NEEEEEEEEE
D ITTTTTTTTT.
Stupid Kui Xian. Getting caught by ogres. Stupid Heechul. Wtf.
What is wrong with Heechul? D:< a cheerful nice Kyuhyun is creepyyyyyy. Its like
someone casted a cheering charm on him or something. Oh wait. Thats Harry Potte
r.
HDHSIAJSSJS He's so awkward. I like it. I'm awkward. Kind. Of. Okay maybe not. I
DONT KNOW.
Zhoumi getting frightened by black spots. xD I loved that line sfm.
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applesnapple412
2010-12-20 03:22 am UTC (Á´½Ó) I LOVE YOUR ICON JUST SAYING. OMG THAT WAS FROM BUGGS W/E
INTERVIEW WHEN HE WAS SINGING FOR PASTA OST RIGHT *__________*
sobs ;____; kui xiannnn anyway. :D thanks for reading :D
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funkyaries
2010-12-20 09:04 am UTC (Á´½Ó) I ACTUALLY DONT KNOW WHERE ITS FROM. D:
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therapy00
2010-12-19 10:03 am UTC (Á´½Ó) LOL. this was epic funny. especially when Heechul ordered
him to be happy about the curse!ROFL
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applesnapple412
2010-12-20 03:22 am UTC (Á´½Ó) Haha I'm glad you liked it :D
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cairistiona
2010-12-19 10:59 am UTC (Á´½Ó) WAHHHH I NEED MORE OF THIS ARC.
So I've been waiting all weekend for this! :D
HENRY!!!
Happy!obedient!Kyuhyun being awkward and failing!
Zhou Mi!
Henry knowing!
The ogres calling Kyuhyun awkward!
OMG I WILL NEED MORE OF THIS ARC FOREVER.
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applesnapple412
2010-12-20 03:23 am UTC (Á´½Ó) :DDDDDDDDDD
HAHA :D I hope you enjoy the rest of the parts that'll come up later \o/
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catherine_leite
2010-12-19 12:02 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) So! He's getting married??!!! NO WAY, JOSSE!!! *okay, tha
t's too random*
anyway... You kept me cracking up in this one... ROFL..
Henry!! OMG, that kid!!
Anyway, again, I hope you'll be able to update soon...
love,
ur biggest fan. <3
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applesnapple412
2010-12-20 03:23 am UTC (Á´½Ó) LOL he was but um. now he isn't :D
Thank you! <3
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ogawa_kaori
2010-12-19 12:11 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) This chapter killed meeee!! I can't stop laughing at almo
st every sentences you wrote!! /gasps breathless. I feel like I want to read thi
s forever~
I love your Henry!! You said that you're worried about his characterization, but
he is absolutely fine for me. I love his wittiness and straightforwardness. And
of course, you have to insert him planning on stealing Kyuhyun's underwear! XD
Heechul is scary!! DX He really doesn't realize the effect of what he had done.
And cheerful!Kyu is tenfold scarier. But it's so funny that even in his cheerful
self he is STILL awkward! LOL
Did I spy MinWook here?? XDDD
I swear that Green Pepper reminds me of Min. With his err... plump self? /is sho
t. And then the talk about Ninja!! /rolls around XDD
Please give us the third chapter as soon as we can!! <3
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applesnapple412
2010-12-20 03:24 am UTC (Á´½Ó) i'm still worried about my henry's characterization XD eh
hh oh well~ >_>;; /runs around
I'll post up part three as soon as I can! thanks for reading :D
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beachbottoms
2010-12-19 03:47 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) hankyung and his rolling pins, lol idek what to think any
more. i enjoyed this very much ?
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applesnapple412
2010-12-20 03:24 am UTC (Á´½Ó) i'm glad you enjoyed it <3
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followurdestiny
2010-12-19 04:00 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) Spot XDDDD
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followurdestiny
2010-12-19 06:09 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) Loved this again.. Stupid smile on my face throughout the
whole chapter... All I want to say poor bunny XD...
Geng & roling pins, shoes being thrown about, heechul has to look out now XD.. H
enry <33... Kyu's way of not acting awkward XD... Looking fwd to the next chapte
r!
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applesnapple412
2010-12-20 03:25 am UTC (Á´½Ó) Yay :DD and yes poor bunny T____T
:DDD thanks for reading!
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coffeebang
2010-12-19 05:04 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) You should post it aaaaaallll. It kind of sucks when your
e happily reading and then it just....stops.
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applesnapple412
2010-12-20 03:25 am UTC (Á´½Ó) sobs i'm sorry T____T idk i decided to post it up in part
s cause that way i'd get it up sooner instead of waiting until like january to p
ost up the whole thing. idk T___T
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doumyoujitsukas
2010-12-19 05:05 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) ...oic you not leaving me a spot. oic. >_>
oh god kyuhyun's so awkward. everyone thinks he's awkward. zhou mi thinks he's a
wkward. the girl thinks he's awkward. his mom probably thought he was awkward wh
en she was um, alive. ...ok, that was kind of awkward.
and yaaaaaaay my canadian!ninja!henry is here. henry and ryeowook are so awesome
in this fic oh my god. and green pepper oh my god so cute and fluffy and fat. f
luffy and fat animals are adorable. i want a green pepper. send me one. >_>
the imagine of kyuhyun skipping is terrifying. stop it.
and um, what do you mean you don't have a computer. you better have twitter on y
our phone or something so i can still periodically nom you.
i'm curious. henry said that he'd still kyuhyun's underwear. where do they chang
e when they're on this journey. 0_0
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doumyoujitsukas
2010-12-19 05:06 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) steal. steal. why can't i spell.
also, zhou mi has prettier legs than everyone. that goes without saying, kuixian
. >_>
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doumyoujitsukas
2010-12-19 05:14 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) also see this is what happens when you don't spot me. i s
pam you D:< your twitter description is "i live in a green pepper". OIC OIC. HOW
'D YOU GET INTO GREEN PEPPER HUH. DID YOU CHOP OFF THE POOR BUNNY'S HEAD AND STU
FF YOURSELF IN THERE AND THEN SEW HIM BACK UP.
OMG DID YOU MAKE ZHOU MI GIVE HIS KUIXIAN A DEAD BUNNY OMG WAYLT.
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON CHOPPING OFF ALL THE BUNNY'S HEADS. BUNNIES ARE SOBBING AND
SO IS RYEOWOOK D:
applesnapple412
2010-12-20 03:26 am UTC (Á´½Ó) I'M SORRY I WILL LEAVE YOU A SPOT NEXT TIME ;O; two actua
lly
LMFAO you are so awkward >_>;;
FLUFFY FAT BUNNY :DD
I will have twitter on my ipad. Sobs. :( I have like 2000 MB to use for winter b
reak when I'm away from my computer/internet.
WAE YOU WONDER ABOUT ALL THESE RANDOM THINGS LIKE HOW KYU MOVES WHEN HE'S A GREE
N PEPPER AND WHEN THEY CHANGE OMG
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icerose1224
2010-12-19 05:58 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) This continues to make my day. But D88888888888 NO. NOT T
HOSE UGLY EVIL SISTER'S MOTHERS. :( POOR HAE. In the movie I always forward thro
ugh the part where she has to tell her friend that they can't be friends anymore
. It makes me almost cry. ;A; And I love the reaction to Kyuhyun almost getting
eaten. He's like a funny snarky capable damsel...dame? in distress. But not. Bec
ause he'll throw a shoe at you if you say so.
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applesnapple412
2010-12-20 03:27 am UTC (Á´½Ó) bad evil sisters :((
I'm basing this off the book instead of the movie >_>;; cause i didn't like the
movie that much
thanks for reading :D
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icerose1224
2010-12-20 05:14 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) I've never read the book but I got the gist of it from Wi
kipedia. I think I want to actually read it now. XD
nimthiriel3
2010-12-19 06:15 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) hahahah
what do you mean not as cracky?
it's hilarious :D
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applesnapple412
2010-12-20 03:28 am UTC (Á´½Ó) thank you!! :D i think the third part's actually funnier.
..in some ways :D
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prettysekai
2010-12-19 08:12 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) HENRY! /glomps and squishes him. &hearts
& jeez, Kyuhyun is so awkward .__. lol and noooooooooooo, poor Donghae :'[
but Kyuhyun and the trolls xD Hurry up and tell Zhoumi you like him already D:
NO PART 3?! ASDFGHLJK ;______; It's ok; I can wait ._.
I love this &hearts It's going in my memories &hearts
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applesnapple412
2010-12-20 03:28 am UTC (Á´½Ó) kyu is the epitome of awkward idek T___T
hopefully i won't make you all wait too long for part three ;o;
thank you! :D
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skullmango
2010-12-19 08:23 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) i don't know why but i could so see kangin as the dad of
kyu don't know why lol
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applesnapple412
2010-12-20 03:28 am UTC (Á´½Ó) really? XD idk i never really thought of kyu's dad before
o___o like who he would fit in terms of sj members >_>;;
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urbanlightss
2010-12-19 08:54 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) new reader here ^^
this is hilarious :D ninja!henry!
and your description of zhoumi being scared of black spots THAT IS ME. when i se
e some black dot in my peripheral vision i tense up and slowly turn towards it t
o see what it is :O
sigh.
next part please (:
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applesnapple412
2010-12-20 03:29 am UTC (Á´½Ó) hii :D i'm glad you decided to stop by :D
ME TOO!! omg especially after i've actually seen a bug...all of a sudden i start
getting really paranoid >_>;;
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awful_fall
2010-12-20 06:06 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) I LOVE THIS OMFG! KUIXIAN IS SO MEAN AND ZHOU MI IS SUCH
A GIRL. WHEN DO THEY GET NAKED TOGETHER? ;9
HEECHUL IS SUCH A BITCH AND I AM TOTALLY IMAGINING GENG IN A PINK BAlLERINA OUTF
IT WITH SPARKLY FAIRY WINGS~ :DD
also:
part three (coming soon!)
wae you such a tease ))))):
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 01:00 am UTC (Á´½Ó) PART THREE IS ALREADY UP. YOUUUUU >:(
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@ 2010-12-20 00:48:00
in a land where throwing steamed buns at each other is totally normal [part Èý]
[non-100] | kyuhyun/zhou mi | PG-13 | 51,000 words | based off ella enchanted |
nanowrimo 2010, for doumyoujitsukas
A/N: UM. hi guys. ;o; um, nothing much to say here. \o/ enjoy! :D and uhh yeah.
/hides
Heechul ends up coming to the wedding, which in of itself isn't too bad except f
or the fact that Kyuhyun has to hide himself from him. Han Geng hides himself to
o, but it's much easier for him because all he has to do is stay in the old cast
le's kitchen cooking, and it's not like Heechul recognizes Kyuhyun's father anyw
ay.
What's bad is that once Kyuhyun's father and Subin have taken their vows Heechul
immediately runs up to them, congratulating them and wishing them well. "I know
the perfect gift for you two," he announces, and Kyuhyun groans to himself, hid
ing his face behind his hands. "It's a very lovely gift, really. I think I'll gi
ve you two the gift of love."
"What is that?" Subin asks, entranced by the fact that Heechul's a fairy, and ev
en more pleased by the fact that a fairy has come to her wedding. "What kind of
gift is that? Tell me."
"It means that the two of you will be in love with one another for forever and e
ver, even after death. That way even though you two will be parted sometime duri
ng your lives you will continue to love each other at a distance."
"Oh, that's wonderful!" Subin says, turning to her husband. "Isn't that lovely,
my dear?"
"Oh yes, absolutely wonderful my sweet," Kyuhyun's father answers, smiling down
at her. Kyuhyun winces in disgust, shuddering a bit to himself and standing up,
making his way to the back door. Minju tries to stop him, but he turns and hisse
s to her, "Say one word to me and I'll take a sword and chop all of your hair of
f."
Minju's eyes widen. "But-" she protests.
"Not a word," Kyuhyun repeats, and then slips out through the back door. He runs
around the castle and ends up getting lost, but it doesn't matter to him becaus
e the celebration is bound to last for a few hours and he doesn't want to be any
part of it.
He's wandering around down some hallway when he hears a voice calling out to him
. "Kui Xian! Wait for me!" He turns around a full one-eighty and sees Zhou Mi ru
nning towards him.
"You and me, we need to talk," Kyuhyun hisses, pulling Zhou Mi into an empty roo
m when Zhou Mi finally catches up to him. "You sent Henry to my house to become
my bodyguard?" he asks, slamming the door shut behind him. "You're the one who n
eeds a bodyguard, not me."
"What, I don't need a bodyguard," Zhou Mi says, bewildered. "Actually wait, no,
I have some already, so I decided to send Henry over to keep you safe. Hey, but
wait, that's not the point! I haven't seen you in forever, Kui Xian!"
"Oh don't 'Kui Xian' me right now," Kyuhyun snaps, and Zhou Mi looks slightly hu
rt. "Tell Henry to go back, all he's going to do is cause trouble, especially si
nce I'm moving in with my stepmother."
"He'll help you, he definitely will," Zhou Mi insists. "He can be kind of childi
sh at times, but in the end he definitely knows what he's doing. And he won't ca
use trouble, I'm sure of it!"
Kyuhyun throws his hands up in the air and makes a frustrated noise. "Nothing wi
ll convince you, will it? I don't need people protecting me as if I'm some princ
ess or some helpless-"
"Do you want to be a princess?" Zhou Mi asks, interrupting him. Kyuhyun stops in
his tracks and opens his mouth and then closes it, staring at the older man.
"What kind of question is that?" Kyuhyun blurts out finally when he can't think
of a witty enough answer. "That's like. That's like asking me if I want to be a
girl."
"Do you? Want to be a princess I mean, and ignore the girl part."
"What? No!" Kyuhyun flails a little and stops. "It's impossible to be a princess
and not be a girl, you know."
"Of course I know that! I was just wondering..."
"Stop thinking of stupid things all the time, it's bad for you."
"I don't always think of stupid things!" Zhou Mi says, trying to defend himself.
"I mean, okay, maybe some of my ideas end up being pretty bad, but I think up o
f good stuff too!"
"Uh huh." Kyuhyun raises an eyebrow. "So why is the bunny you gave to me named G
reen Pepper of all things? It's not a pepper, and it's not even green."
"It was a spur of the moment thing," Zhou Mi explains. "And besides, green peppe
rs remind me of you for some reason."
Kyuhyun stares at him, confused. "What, why?"
Zhou Mi shrugs. "How would I know? Maybe you were a green pepper in a previous l
ife or something. Or maybe you said you liked eating green peppers before. Do yo
u?"
"What?"
"Like eating green peppers."
"I don't really like eating vegetables, so I guess no," Kyuhyun answers. "Maybe
you're the one who likes eating them."
"They're okay," Zhou Mi says, shrugging again. There's a silence before Zhou Mi
gasps. "Oh, I forgot to tell you. I have to leave again in a few weeks and go ar
ound touring the country."
"You work too hard." Kyuhyun makes a face and starts wandering around the room,
almost tripping over a table leg. "For how long?"
"A year," Zhou Mi answers, and Kyuhyun swallows thickly.
"Oh. Okay, have fun then."
"Kui Xian are you-" Zhou Mi stops suddenly, takes a deep breath and starts again
. "Are you crying?"
"No," he huffs, crossing his arms and glaring at a box that's lying under a chai
r in front of him. "Of course not, why would I be crying?"
"You sound like you are, you're sniffling and-" Zhou Mi stops talking for a mome
nt. "Kui Xian, your face is wet." Zhou Mi manages to sneak up behind him and rea
ches over, fingers brushing against Kyuhyun's face. "If you're not crying, then
why is your face wet?"
"Multiple spiders are clawing at my eyes right now, you might not want to get to
o close," Kyuhyun answers, pushing Zhou Mi's hand away. "If you get too close an
d touch the spiders and scream, people will come running over to see what's wron
g and then I'll get in trouble for not being there for the celebration."
Zhou Mi pushes back. "Don't be silly, Kui Xian," he murmurs, touching Kyuhyun's
face again and wiping away the tears. "We can write to each other this time! I d
on't why I didn't think of it when you went off to school. And you don't have an
y spiders clawing at your eyes, I'm sure of it."
"That's what you think," Kyuhyun grumbles, kicking at the box that he's found. S
omething inside makes a clinking noise, and he bends down to pick it up, wiping
his nose with the corner of his sleeve.
"What is it?" Zhou Mi asks, peering over his shoulder to take a closer look at t
he box. "Is there glass in there?"
"Don't be stupid, why would anyone put glass stuff in a wooden box," Kyuhyun say
s, but Zhou Mi ends up being right. He opens the box and finds two small glass f
igurines, and he picks them up to look at them more closely. "What are these?" h
e asks.
"I think that one's called a koala," Zhou Mi says, pointing at the smaller one.
"And that one's a kangaroo. I think they're both animals from Australia."
"If they're supposed to be animals from Australia how did they end up here?"
Zhou Mi shrugs. "Can I see the koala?" he asks, and Kyuhyun tries handing it to
him and misses his hand, letting go at the wrong time and dropping it onto the f
loor. Kyuhyun tenses up, waiting for the koala to shatter upon impact, but all i
t does is bounce and roll around a little once it hits the marble. "Oh, I think
it might be fairy made," Zhou Mi says, picking it up off the ground and looking
at it. "You see, it doesn't even have a scratch on it."
"Who's figurines are these supposed to be?"
"I have no idea," Zhou Mi answers, frowning. "This place has been abandoned for
a while now, so I don't think anyone's going to be coming in and picking them up
anytime soon. I guess you can keep them, if you want."
"Or I could sneak them into your bed sometime and make you think your bed's been
invaded by two gigantic spiders. That could work too," Kyuhyun suggests.
"Kui Xian!" Zhou Mi whines. "You're so mean!"
"Which one do you like the most?" Zhou Mi asks, pointing to the two figurines in
Kyuhyun's hands as they're making their way down the hallway back to the celebr
ation that's taking place in the ballroom. "This one reminds me of you," he says
, pointing at the kangaroo.
"How?" Kyuhyun asks, staring at the kangaroo. "Do I really look like that?"
"I can kind of see the similarities," Zhou Mi notes. "Kind of."
"I think you're just insane," Kyuhyun mutters, giving him the kangaroo. "Or mayb
e blind. Or maybe even both."
"You are so mean," Zhou Mi complains for what seems like the hundredth time. "Lo
ok, it has your nose. And your eyes."
"Well your arms look like these," Kyuhyun shoots back, pointing at the koala's a
rms. "See, they're all short and stubby."
Zhou Mi pouts and turns away from him for a moment, catching sight of a long fli
ght of stairs. "Do you want to slide down?" he asks, pointing at the railing.
Kyuhyun snorts. "Are you sure you aren't scared of heights? I'll laugh at you if
you scream like a girl while you're sliding down."
"You think so little of me," Zhou Mi grumbles, moving away from him and leaning
on the railing. "Have you ever done this before?"
"Of course," Kyuhyun replies, joining him at the stairs. "My mom and I used to s
lide down on the railings all the time when my father wasn't home. Han Geng and
Ryeowook used to get mad at us because it meant they had to do more washing."
"Oh, I see." Without another word Zhou Mi begins sliding down, and Kyuhyun follo
ws him soon after, pocketing the koala before sitting on the railing and letting
go. He hasn't done it for quite a while, and he's slightly unbalanced. When he
gets to the bottom he lands and loses his footing, but Zhou Mi is already there
to catch him. "So, I think I might be slightly better than you at this," he comm
ents wryly, giving Kyuhyun an amused look. "Want to try again?"
"I'll land by myself this time," Kyuhyun says, running after him up the stairs.
Zhou Mi goes first again and Kyuhyun follows right after him, and even though he
doesn't stumble this time Zhou Mi catches him anyway. "Hey, I said I could land
by myself this time," Kyuhyun protests.
"Maybe later when you're steady enough," Zhou Mi teases, and Kyuhyun makes an in
dignant noise, hitting him on the shoulder.
"Do you think everyone's still celebrating?" Kyuhyun asks, and Zhou Mi shrugs, r
unning back up the stairs again. Kyuhyun follows him. "Do you think the fairy's
still there?"
"What fairy?" Zhou Mi frowns, as if trying to remember. "Oh, that fairy. The one
, what was his name again? Heechul?" Kyuhyun nods. "He's probably still there ta
lking amongst the guests." A pause. "What did you think about the gift Heechul c
ast onto your father and stepmother?"
"What about it?"
"I don't know, it seems rather fake to me." Zhou Mi grimaces. "Like, I don't thi
nk love should be controlled that way? It doesn't seem very real. Like, the whol
e gift seems more of an order than anything else. Not that I don't believe that
they're already in love, but still."
"No one should be controlled like that," Kyuhyun snaps, and Zhou Mi jumps a litt
le in surprise. "No one should be able to order people about without caring abou
t what the other person thinks, or feels."
"Of course not," Zhou Mi says, looking shocked. "Who said anything about orderin
g people about?"
"No one," Kyuhyun mutters. "I just think the gift that Heechul gave to my father
and my stepmother was stupid. No one should be forced to love someone. Even som
eone as stupid and as selfish as my father shouldn't be controlled like that."
"Of course not," Zhou Mi assures him again. "I don't agree with Heechul's gift e
ither, that's what I'm saying. I think it's a silly gift to give, but we can't r
eally do much about it now." He stops for a moment. "Wait, what do you mean forc
ed?"
"Uh, forced more into?" Kyuhyun tries. "Like, forced to love more?" Zhou Mi give
s him a blank look.
"Never mind." Kyuhyun rolls his eyes and slides down the railing once more, and
Zhou Mi follows after him. He's almost at the bottom of the stairs when the door
suddenly opens, and he sees his family walk out. He stops the minute he lands a
t the bottom and Zhou Mi immediately crashes into him, and they almost fall over
.
Minju glowers at him as Zhou Mi wraps an arm around his waist to keep him steady
. His stepmother blinks at him and his father clears his throat. "Sorry," Kyuhyu
n mumbles, pulling away from Zhou Mi's grasp.
Zhou Mi mumbles his apologies too, and Minju sniffs a little before walking ahea
d and stomping her way to the main entrance, where the carriage is waiting for t
hem. She curtsies once for Zhou Mi, smiling up at him before making her way over
to the carriage.
Kyuhyun follows the rest of his family, waving goodbye to Zhou Mi. "Write to me,
" the older man mouths to him and Kyuhyun nods, fingering the koala that's in hi
s pocket.
*
When Kyuhyun's father tells his stepmother and his stepsisters of his lost fortu
ne, it's a complete disaster. His stepmother goes into hysterics for two days wh
ile his father tries to soothe her, and then she starts glaring at him whenever
his father isn't looking.
Minju takes her revenge by not letting Kyuhyun see Zhou Mi when he visits their
house right before he leaves. "The prince would rather see me instead, Kyuhyun,"
she says sweetly, fingering Zhou Mi's bracelet that's hidden behind the sleeve
of her dress, as if to taunt him. "Stay in your room while I entertain him. I'll
tell him that you've caught a cold and can't come down today."
Kyuhyun stomps up the stairs to his room and slams the door shut, trying to make
as much noise in his room as possible. But it doesn't work, because the walls a
re too thick, and no matter how much he stomps around no one can hear him. He wa
tches out from his window while Zhou Mi leaves, and quickly hides behind the cur
tains when Zhou Mi looks up at his bedroom window.
Later that day when Kyuhyun opens Han Geng's fairy book he sees another journal
entry from Zhou Mi.
I think Kui Xian is avoiding me ;___; I visited him today! Or at least I tried t
o visit him, but then his stepsister Minju said that he was sick and couldn't co
me downstairs. His stepsister is kind of annoying -___- she kept on talking and
talking and why does she have such big teeth. :( Kui Xian's teeth are much nicer
when he smiles, and how does she smile so much when she talks? But anyway when
I was leaving I saw Kui Xian looking down at me from his bedroom window, and the
n I was like "whaaaat" and now I'm confused ;_________;
Also I think Kui Xian really didn't like the bracelet that I gave him :( He hasn
't been wearing it at all the past few times I've seen him! Well he probably did
n't want to wear it while he was traveling, that would have been impractical, bu
t what about at the wedding :( Maybe it really was too girly for him...
Oh my gosh Minji. Why is she always talking about money >:( Why is Kui Xian's wh
ole family so....so shallow? I feel bad for him, but then again I'm being mean b
y calling them shallow :( Kui Xiaaaan I won't get to see you for a year now!! Wh
y didn't you come downstairs and talk to me :( Am I being too bothersome?
"Oh my God this is ridiculous," Kyuhyun mutters to himself, rummaging through hi

s bag and taking out two sheets of blank paper and a pen. "Why is he always so w
orried about being a bother, and why does he think I'm avoiding him." He complet
ely forgets all the writing lessons he's had in finishing school and starts writ
ing his letter in horrible handwriting that he himself can barely read, but he f
igures Zhou Mi can get the jist of it after a while.
Stop thinking of stupid things, I'm not avoiding you. My father got mad at me an
d is making me stay in my room for a week as punishment for being a bad kid. Any
way I expect lots of letters from you because you're going to be gone for a whol
e year and I'm going to sit in my room and be bored and I probably have to deal
with Henry and Ryeowook squealing over your bunny that you gave me. You should t
ell me about all your adventures and the things you get to see around the countr
y, and don't forget to avoid getting eaten by ogres. I'm sure you're not stupid
enough to get chopped up by a troll either, or whatever those things are called.
By the way I still think you're girly, but that doesn't mean you can't buy bags
or makeup or whatever it is you buy. You're traveling, so I'll overlook the fact
that you might want to buy souvenirs, okay? Look, I'm being nice for once, aren
't I?
If I don't get a letter from you within a week I'll assume you got eaten, or you
died because you saw a spider.
~Kyuhyun
When Kyuhyun's father is out of the house for a day Minju calls him over into th
e living room, where his stepmother and Minji are sitting. "Come here, Kyuhyun,"
she says. "Sit down on that chair right there." She points to a chair right acr
oss from her, and Kyuhyun sits on it.
"Why have you gathered us here today?" his stepmother asks, glaring at Kyuhyun i
mpatiently. "Or rather, why does he have to be here with us? I'm sure he doesn't
care for gossip or anything else that we talk about."
"I have something interesting to tell you, mama," Minju says. "Stand up," she co
mmands, looking at Kyuhyun, and Kyuhyun stands up from his chair. "Clap your han
ds three times," she instructs next, and Kyuhyun clenches his fists.
"My dear, whatever do you think you're doing?" his stepmother asks as Kyuhyun cl
aps his hands three times. "What is the meaning of this?"
"Mama, I don't know why, but whenever I order Kyuhyun to do something he always
has to do it. I found this out while we were on our way to finishing school."
"Any order?" his stepmother clarifies, and Minju nods. She turns back to Kyuhyun
. "Stand on one foot," she instructs, and Kyuhyun holds his arms out and starts
standing on one foot. "Stop standing on one foot," she says, and Kyuhyun stops.
"It really works," Minji exclaims, looking at Kyuhyun with wide eyes. Kyuhyun is
too busy glaring daggers at Minju to notice. "Kyuhyun, kick the chair."
Kyuhyun kicks the chair and winces, clutching at his foot. "You never told me an
y of this!" Minji accuses her sister, and Minju rolls her eyes.
"Please, you were too young to know back then. But now that Kyuhyun is living wi
th us, I'm sure we can put this to good use, can't we?"
"Of course," his stepmother says, smiling at her daughter. She turns to Kyuhyun.
"We're done with you for now. Go back up to your room."
Kyuhyun sends a final glare at Minju before turning around and stomping back up
to his room. "I have such a wise, intelligent daughter," his stepmother says, co
oing and reaching out for Minju. Minju smiles at Kyuhyun when he turns around to
look at her, and Kyuhyun wordlessly goes upstairs and back into his room.
"So I'm kind of screwed," Kyuhyun tells Han Geng later in the kitchen when every
one is asleep.
Han Geng sighs and shakes his head.
*
The minute Kyuhyun's father leaves his stepmother immediately throws him out of
his room and sends him to a much smaller room near the kitchen. "I'll not have y
ou live in my house without doing some kind of work," his stepmother hisses at h
im.
Minju smiles at him when he's moving what little stuff he has over to his new ro
om. "Entertain Minji for me once you're done moving your things. She's given me
quite a headache lately." She skips off to do whatever she does with her time, a
nd Kyuhyun is left grumbling to himself and throwing his box of stuff into his r
oom, making sure to keep whatever valuables he has under his bed, and putting hi
s money into a small drawer in his desk. The bunny he sets down more gently, and
he lets it skip around his new room happily.
"Be good for me while I work in the kitchen, okay?" Kyuhyun tells her, patting t
he bunny a few times on the head. "Don't run off, and don't sneak out and scare
my stepmother or my stepsisters. If they ever find you they'll probably throw yo
u out and I won't be able to find you if that happens."
The bunny blinks at him a few times and hops over to his bed, tugging at a corne
r of the covers and making a small nest for itself. Satisfied, Kyuhyun leaves hi
s room and runs down the hallway, going into the kitchen where Minji is already
waiting for him. "My sister sent me here. She said you would help me cure my bor
edom."
"I'm a really boring person, you might not want to be here for long," Kyuhyun wa
rns.
"I don't care. Make me a cake," she orders. "I want a white cake with white fros
ting."
"Kyuhyun can't cook, much less bake," Han Geng says. "Wouldn't you rather if I b
aked the cake for you instead? Trust me, Kyuhyun is horrible at cooking, and he'
ll probably burn down the kitchen if he gets anywhere near the oven."
"I want Kyuhyun to bake the cake for me. We went to finishing school together, h
e must have learned how to cook along the way," she insists. "Bake a cake for me
, and tell me stories while you're making it."\
"But he can't cook," Han Geng says exasperatedly, throwing his hands up in the a
ir. "Why are kids so silly these days."
"We learned how to make a cake in finishing school," she wails, and Kyuhyun is s
tarting to get a headache from all her whining and her demands. "Make me a cake!
"
Kyuhyun goes and fetches a bowl and some flour from one of the cabinets. He star
ts mixing ingredients together, putting whatever is handy into the bowl. Han Gen
g looks over Kyuhyun's shoulder once to see what he's doing and winces, shruggin
g and going back to his own work.
"That doesn't look very white," Minji notes, peering into the bowl.
"It will be once it's done," Kyuhyun assures her, putting a ridiculous amount of
sugar into the bowl. Han Geng winces again and shudders a little. "Just be pati
ent."
"Tell me a story so I don't get bored," Minji commands, and Kyuhyun tells her a
story from Han Geng's fairy book. "Tell me another," she orders when he finishes
, and Kyuhyun tells her another one. "Give me your money," she demands when Kyuh
yun's putting the cake into the oven.
"Why would you want his money?" Han Geng asks. "You already have so much, a few
coins from him won't make that much of a difference."
"I want more money," Minji insists, crossing her arms together and pouting child
ishly. "My sister has so much more money than I do! It's not fair."
Kyuhyun sighs, taking off the oven mitts from his hands. "Come with me," he inst
ructs, and Minji follows him to his room. He's glad he's made sure to hide his k
oala figurine under his bed, along with stacks of paper and pens. He rummages th
rough the drawer of his desk before pulling out a small pouch filled with a few
coins and hands it to her.
Minji opens it up and drops the coins into her hand, counting them up. "I'll put
these in my room," she says, marching out of Kyuhyun's room without another wor
d. Kyuhyun stomps out right behind her and slams the door to his room shut, foll
owing her into the kitchen.
"Your um. Cake is done," Han Geng says, pointing at a glob of white mess on a pl
ate. Kyuhyun shrugs and points at Minji, flopping down onto a chair with a sigh.
"I'm not too sure how it tastes, and I don't really want to try it either."
Minji ends up eating three-fourths of the cake by herself. "It's good, but I'm f
ull already," she says, motioning over to the rest of the cake. Han Geng looks a
t her with a raised eyebrow and immediately sets out to clean the table, placing
the plate of leftover cake near the sink. "I'm going to find my sister now," sh
e announces, skipping out of the kitchen.
Han Geng takes another spoon and gets a spoonful of cake for himself, sniffing a
t it before tentatively taking a small bite. "Okay that is disgusting, I don't e
ven want to know what you put in that," he says, spitting it out into the sink a
nd tossing the spoon somewhere onto the counter. He trashes the rest of the cake
and puts the plate into the sink too, wiping his hands onto his apron when he's
done.
"I think I put some pepper in there, and some parsley, I don't really remember a
nymore," Kyuhyun says, shrugging. "Oh and some of that weird brown stuff, but th
en that screwed me over so I had to put more sugar in it."
"That brown stuff was probably curry," Han Geng notes. "I don't understand how M
inji could even stand the taste."
"She eats everything," Kyuhyun tells him. "You could make a soup out of grass an
d she probably would still eat it."
"I'd rather not try," Han Geng says, making a face. He's about to open his mouth
again when Henry bursts into the kitchen, stomping around and throwing his swor
d onto a chair.
"This is ridiculous," Henry snaps, causing Han Geng to jump a little. "You never
told me your stepfamily was rude, insane, and possibly evil. How is Zhou Mi sup
posed to feel about this if he finds out?"
"That's why you don't tell him," Kyuhyun snaps, shooting Henry a glare. "You utt
er a word of this to Zhou Mi and I will murder you."
Henry looks at him silently for a moment. "I'm supposed to report to Zhou Mi wha
tever goes on in this house that directly relates to you. That also means tellin
g him about your situation, like whether or not your stepmother and stepsisters
are torturing you."
"They're not torturing me," Kyuhyun retorts. "They're just making me 'earn my ke
ep' as my stepmother puts it. I'm just working here, that's all."
"Yes, working here," Henry says wryly, throwing his hands up in the air. "What i
s wrong with Korean people, I don't understand."
Han Geng's mouth drops open. "Wait, aren't you Korean?" Henry shakes his head. "
You're not Korean?" Han Geng asks, staring at Henry. "What."
"I'm Chinese!" Henry answers exasperatedly. "Just because I can speak Korean doe
sn't necessarily mean I'm Korean, you know. But that's not the point, we can tal
k in Chinese later, right now I'm more worried about him." He points to Kyuhyun.
"Why are you even listening to them? Can't you just leave? Why do you follow th
eir orders all the time?"
Han Geng makes a strangled noise, and Henry turns to face him. "It's a complicat
ed thing, and we'd rather you not ask."
"What's so complicated about it? You're your own person, aren't you?" Henry asks
Kyuhyun. "You can make your own decisions, can't you?"
"It's not as easy as it seems," Kyuhyun mutters. "Just stay out of it for now, o
kay? And don't tell Zhou Mi anything. All I've had to do so far is cook, clean,
and make cake. It's not a big deal."
"Zhou Mi's going to be gone for a year," Henry reminds him. "I can't just sit he
re and watch you slave over your family for a whole year."
"Then you get out of the house right now," Kyuhyun snaps, throwing his towel ont
o the table and pointing towards the door. "If you can't deal with it just get o
ut right now."
"So basically you're telling me if I want to stay here I have to deal with it an
d essentially lie to Zhou Mi. For a whole year," Henry says flatly. "I pretend t
hat you live a wonderful life with your two stepsisters and your stepmother, and
you spend tea time gossiping and reading the paper. I pretend that your stepmot
her didn't just kick you out of your own room and move you to a smaller one, and
I pretend that Minji didn't just take all of your money away from you."
"How do you even know all of this?" Han Geng asks.
"Because Henry's a ninja," Ryeowook pipes out, coming into the kitchen with a ba
sket of laundry in his arms. He stops in his tracks when the other three men giv
e him blank looks. "Wait, what are you guys talking about?"
"About his family," Henry grumbles. "His evil family."
"Oh, the mean stepmother and the really big mean stepsisters, right?" Ryeowook c
larifies. "Yeah I don't like them either. And we'd like to help, since their mai
n target seems to be Kyuhyun, and I'm going to do as much cleaning as I can so t
hey can't ask much from him."
"And I'll do most of the cooking so Kyuhyun doesn't have a chance to blow up thi
s kitchen too," Han Geng says. "But other than that his stepmother's the head of
this house now, and if we don't do what she says we'll get fired and Kyuhyun wi
ll be left alone here."
Henry makes a frustrated noise. "I don't understand why you all can't just leave
."
"I don't have anywhere to go," Kyuhyun points out.
"You could always stay at the castle, Zhou Mi wouldn't mind," Henry suggests.
"Do you even know how awkward that is?" Kyuhyun asks. "'Oh hey Zhou Mi, here's m
y second letter to you, and oh by the way I'm living at your home right now beca
use I hate my family'."
Henry makes a face. "It was just a suggestion."
"Look Henry," Han Geng says, sighing. "I know you're worried for Kyuhyun, and yo
u want to be honest with Zhou Mi, but this whole situation is too complicated. I
think it's best if Kyuhyun tries to deal with most of it on his own. It's his c
hoice if he wants to tell Zhou Mi or not, and I think Zhou Mi will understand if
he finds out. He's not unreasonable."
"Fine." Henry crosses his arms. "But that won't stop me from possibly sneaking i
nto Minju's room and taking off her wig with my sword."
"Taking off her what," Kyuhyun and Han Geng repeat at the same time. "What wig?"
Kyuhyun asks.
Henry squints at all of them in confusion. "Don't tell me you haven't noticed be
fore." He gets three blank stares. "She wears a wig for crying out loud, and so
does her mother. Do you really think all that curly stuff and shine is natural?
Of course she wears a wig, she's completely bald."
Kyuhyun blinks. "This is news to me."
"I think you're all just blind," Henry mutters, and Ryeowook comes back into the
kitchen with Kyuhyun's bunny in his arms.
"Bunny?" he says hopefully, shoving it into Henry's face, and Henry takes it gru
dgingly.
"I'll pretend everything's all great here unless I start seeing blood," Henry re
lents after a while. Han Geng smiles and pats him on the shoulder.
"Thanks," Kyuhyun says gratefully, and Henry just shrugs, kissing the bunny on t
he forehead before handing it to Kyuhyun.
"So the one bad thing about working here is that I have to keep on making bread,
bread, and more bread," Han Geng grumbles, tossing a pan into the sink. "Bread,
pasta, soup, and more bread. I want to make Chinese food again."
"Steamed buns and dumplings," Ryeowook supplies helpfully. "And soup buns!"
"I like soup buns," Henry agrees mournfully, plucking a few notes on his violin
before picking up his bow. "And maybe lots and lots of wontons. I like wonton so
up."
"Uh, Henry?" Han Geng says, staring at the younger man who's currently holding h
is violin and bow up, ready to play. "Why do you have your violin in the kitchen
? No wait, why are you playing violin in the kitchen."
"This is my way of showing how sad I am," Henry answers. "I will play a sad song
while Kyuhyun has to make another white cake with white frosting and tell a mil
lion stories."
"Like hell you will," Kyuhyun snaps, throwing in a few more cups of sugar as Min
ji watches him expectantly. "Your playing distracts me from my work."
"What work?" Han Geng asks incredulously "You're just putting random ingredients
together. You aren't even looking at what you're putting in there!"
"Henry if you start playing your violin again I will take it and throw it into t
he fire," Kyuhyun threatens, and Henry shrugs.
"I'd like to see you try," Henry challenges, and starts playing a few notes on h
is violin just to spite him. He plays a minor chord and Kyuhyun sighs, rolling h
is eyes and going back to his cake mix.
"Tell me a story," Minji orders, and Kyuhyun has to think of a story that he has
n't managed to tell her yet. He starts telling her about a pumpkin and some stra
nge mice living in it, and he isn't sure if he's making it up or not.
"You don't even need concentration to make cake," Henry mutters half to himself
while he's playing. "All you do is mix flour and water."
"Did you put any eggs?" Han Geng asks as Kyuhyun finishes up his short story abo
ut mice dying in a pumpkin. Minji goes back to staring at the table, off in her
own little world.
Kyuhyun puts down his bowl, confused. "What do you mean 'did I put any eggs'?"
Han Geng and Ryeowook both stare at him. "I'm never letting you cook for me," Ry
eowook says finally. "You're supposed to put eggs you know, and butter."
"Oh. Oh well, it's her loss," Kyuhyun says, shrugging.
"What about loss?" Minji asks, suddenly interested in their conversation. "What
loss?"
"Don't worry about it," Han Geng says soothingly. "Nothing you need to worry abo
ut at all."
Kyuhyun snorts and Henry plucks a few notes on his violin again.
"So I don't understand what I'm supposed to do," Kyuhyun says, staring at Han Ge
ng as he tries to do three things at once in preparation for the dinner party hi
s stepfamily is holding.
"You don't need to do anything. Just sit next to Henry and make sure I don't man
age to somehow burn his violin in this mess." Han Geng seems to think for a mome
nt. "Actually, you can go wash the dishes." He points to a pile of dishes in the
sink.
"What can I do?" Henry asks.
"You can-" Han Geng pauses. "You can guard the door and if Minji tries to come i
n again kick her out and scare her away with your sword. Or actually, if anyone
tries to come in here just shoo them away."
"Okay," Henry says happily, jumping off his stool and bounding over towards the
door, almost running into Ryeowook who's dragging a sack of flour with him. Henr
y helps him move the flour over near the working table and runs out the door aft
er Ryeowook is satisfied.
Kyuhyun begins washing the dishes, and he does it for a few minutes until someon
e barges through the kitchen door. "That boy, he was supposed to guard the door,
" Han Geng mutters, and immediately stops when he sees Kyuhyun's stepmother stan
ding there.
"Come here," his stepmother orders, motioning for Kyuhyun to come over. "You're
going to come with me. The dinner is tonight and I need to make sure the floors
are clean."
Ryeowook tries to stop her. "I was just about to go clean the floors actually. M
aybe Kyuhyun can do something else? Han Geng still needs help in washing the dis
hes."
"You hold your tongue boy. I want Kyuhyun to do it for me this time, he seems to
be much stronger than you. I want the floors to be clean and crisp, especially
for today."
Han Geng makes a pained noise and Ryeowook slams a pot onto the table, muttering
something about how floors aren't supposed to be crisp that Kyuhyun's stepmothe
r doesn't seem to catch. His stepmother leads him out of the kitchen as Henry co
mes back in, looking at him apologetically.
"You were supposed to keep people out of here," Kyuhyun hears Han Geng say.
"I tried to. I told her the kitchen was too busy but then she threatened to kick
me out of the house if I didn't let her through." Henry's voice fades away afte
r a while and his stepmother stops at a random hallway, the farthest one away fr
om the kitchen as far as Kyuhyun knows.
"You can start here," she tells him, pointing at a bucket and a rag lying on the
floor. "I'm sure you can do a better job than the other servants can."
Kyuhyun sighs and bends down, picking up the towel and dropping it into the buck
et. He reaches in after a few seconds to pull it out and winces, jerking his han
ds out of the bucket with a startled yelp and staring into the contents of it. "
What did you put in this?" he asks, gagging a little at the strong smell emanati
ng from it.
"Something like lye, I don't remember. Does it matter? As long as it gets the fl
oor cleaned," his stepmother says idly. "Now clean the floors. Quickly now, we d
on't have all day. The dinner is supposed to be tonight, not next week."
Kyuhyun scrubs the floors as best as he can and as fast as he can with his stepm
other watching over him. "You missed a spot," she says over his shoulder, and Ky
uhyun swears he has to clean each area at least three times before she's satisfi
ed. His hands start bleeding after half an hour and his stepmother makes him cle
an up the blood that occasionally drips onto the floor. Kyuhyun grimaces each ti
me he has to dip his hands into the bucket again, and eventually the cloth in hi
s hands turns pink.
His stepmother makes him clean the floors and the steps to the staircase for mor
e than three hours, and after he's done his back is aching and his knees are bru
ised. He doesn't even want to think about his hands, doesn't even want to look a
t them, and finally his stepmother she sends him back to the kitchen, telling hi
m to stay out of sight during the dinner party. Kyuhyun throws the towel back in
to the bucket and picks up the whole thing, dragging it with him. He puts the bu
cket onto the floor and starts pushing it with his feet when he's almost there b
ecause his hands hurt too much, and he quickly pulls his sleeves over to cover h
is hands and hides them behind his back.
Han Geng and Ryeowook both flock over to him when he's barely made it past the k
itchen door, and Ryeowook picks up the bucket from off the ground, grimacing at
the smell. "Is there lye in here?" he asks worriedly, peering into it and making
a face. Ryeowook gingerly sticks a hand in it and pulls out the towel, wincing
at the sting. "Kyuhyun, did she make you clean the floors with this?"
"Kyuhyun," Han Geng says dangerously, both he and Ryeowook understanding the imp
lications behind lye and scrubbing the floor for hours at a time, and Kyuhyun li
mps a little and drops down into a chair next to Henry's, making sure to somehow
keep his hands away from their line of sight.
"What?" Kyuhyun asks numbly. Henry looks at him curiously, and while he's distra
cted the bunny that's in his lap hops down and bounds away, hiding in its little
corner in the back of the kitchen.
Han Geng looks at him for a moment before sighing, looking away for a few second
s before grabbing both of Kyuhyun's arms. Kyuhyun pulls them away and Ryeowook g
rabs onto them too, keeping them in place. They each take an arm and Ryeowook is
the first to pull his sleeves up, tugging at the cloth gently with nimble finge
rs. "I feel like sometimes you forget I'm a fairy," Han Geng murmurs, slowly pul
ling the cloth up to Kyuhyun's elbows and Ryeowook gasps a little when he sees t
he blood.
Kyuhyun tries not to whimper. "It hurts," he manages to say, gritting his teeth
against the pain while Henry jumps out of his chair suddenly.
"I know what you're thinking, and the answer is no," Han Geng says sharply, and
glares at Henry until he slowly sits back down. "This is none of Zhou Mi's busin
ess, and I suggest you get out right now if you can't deal with it. This isn't t
he worst his stepmother could possibly do."
"Zhou Mi ge would be so upset if he were here right now," Henry whispers, shakin
g his head. "He's too sensitive, I don't think he would ever get over this if he
knew. I was thinking of kicking his stepmother in the ass, actually."
"More time for that later, when it's safe," Han Geng assures him, and Ryeowook g
oes to fetch Han Geng's ointments and herbs. "Lye and bloody hands don't make a
very good combination," he remarks.
"It hurts," Kyuhuyun says again.
"I know, I know. It'll stop hurting soon." Ryeowook comes back with the ointment
and Han Geng takes some of it. "Brace yourself." Kyuhyun holds his breath as Ha
n Geng applies some cream onto his hands. Henry winces with him and watches, ent
ranced, as the skin slowly starts to heal by itself and as the blood starts goin
g away. "Where else does it hurt?" Han Geng asks.
"Probably his knees," Ryeowook suggests. "And maybe his back too." Han Geng star
ts working on those areas, giving him a warm cloth for his back and applying mor
e ointment on his knees.
"Does it hurt anymore?" Henry asks hesitantly, poking at Kyuhyun's hands. Kyuhyu
n shakes his head. "Okay good. I think I'm going to go to the marketplace now an
d find something to put in your stepmother's food, and hopefully she'll get sick
for a while."
"There's something even better!" Ryeowook suggests, picking up a jar of herbs th
at he's brought with him. "I think we should put this into her food."
"Is it poison?" Henry asks.
Ryeowook frowns. "No, of course not. I'm not going to go so far as to kill someo
ne, that would be horrible!" He opens the jar and Han Geng laughs at little. "Ju
st put some onto her food and she'll start snoring in front of her guests during
dinnertime."
Henry puts in another spoonful of the herb after Han Geng finishes sprinkling it
onto his stepmother's plate for good measure. "Just in case," he says, and Han
Geng smiles a little before sending Ryeowook off with the plates of food.
Kyuhyun's stepmother ends up falling asleep twenty minutes into the meal, and he
r daughters are the only ones left to host the party. Henry snorts behind his ha
nd as two guards come to carry her away to her bedroom, and Han Geng raises an e
yebrow wryly before going back to his work.
The bunny leaves its hiding place and jumps into Kyuhyun's arms, wriggling in hi
s lap happily and munching on a piece of carrot.
There's so many amazing people out there in the country ^__^ Except they can't r
eally say my name so they call me "Joo Mi" or something, but that's all right. B
ut they don't really talk out here in the country, just bow and smile and maybe
say a few words here and there. It's so boring without you Kui Xian! ;___; I wis
h you were here with me so we could go traveling together, but your father proba
bly wouldn't allow that. And you're probably too young, except you've already tr
aveled a lot by yourself. Ahem. >:(
:D Of course I will write lots of letters to you, Kui Xian! And I was so worried
that you were avoiding me :( That would have made me really sad. But yes, the p
lan is to write lots and lots of letters and hopefully that'll help make the tim
e pass more quickly. It's so boring having no one to talk to so I'm probably goi
ng to rant a lot in my letters.
;________; I don't feel like buying stuff when I'm not happy, so I haven't done
very much shopping lately. I wish you were here even though you always make mea
n comments. But mean comments are okay, they're better than no comments at all.
Oh there's lots of good food here too! Maybe later on when you get older I can s
teal you away from your home, or kidnap you or something, and then we can both g
o traveling together! I'll show you all the places that I'm going to go to becau
se by the time my year is up I'll know a lot!
But this trip isn't really about having fun. I have to talk with lots of nobles
out there and be formal and remember my manners. And even if we do talk it's abo
ut the weather or about finances or something boring like that. I don't like tal
king about politics all day.
Oh by the way how is Henry? I hope he isn't causing too much trouble, and that h
e's doing his job. He hasn't really told me anything lately, just says that you'
re doing well but you're really bored. I heard that Han Geng got mad at him for
jumping through windows and told him not to do that again. Hahaha Henry jumps th
rough lots of windows because apparently people in Canada jump through windows a
lot.
~Zhou Mi
Kyuhyun rolls his eyes a little when he finishes reading and puts the letter in
his bag under the bed, making sure to keep it well hidden so none of his family
finds it. He goes back to the kitchen and finds Ryeowook trying to teach Henry h
ow to cook.
"You're just as bad as Kyuhyun," he hears Ryeowook say, and Henry flicks him on
the arm before going back to work on his dumplings. "You should put in more fill
ing before you fold them," Ryeowook instructs.
Henry does what he says and ends up with an overstuffed ball. "Like this?" he as
ks and Han Geng looks up, blinks, and goes back to his work.
Ryeowook winces and takes the ball in his hands. "Not...quite."
"You're almost as bad at making dumplings as Donghae is," Kyuhyun notes, taking
out a bowl and preparing to make Minji's cake.
Everyone stops what they're doing for a few seconds. "Dongwhat?" Henry asks.
"Donghae," Kyuhyun repeats. "I met him at finishing school, and he was probably
the only guy in that school besides me. He tried making a dumpling baby once and
it never managed to cook."
"Oh, dumpling baby." Henry thinks for a moment. "Maybe we should make a dumpling
baby," he suggests to Ryeowook, poking him in the arm.
"No, we're not going to make a dumpling baby," Ryeowook says exasperatedly, thro
wing his hands up in the air. "Kyuhyun, why did you even mention it to him, now
he's going to start bugging me all day about it."
"Fine," Henry says, pouting. "I'll just find this Donghae person and make a dump
ling baby with him. And I'm not going to share."
"I don't think he would ever want you to share your dumpling baby with him," Han
Geng remarks, taking out a cupful of sugar and dumping it into Kyuhuyun's bowl.
He pauses, then takes out another cupful of sugar and dumps it into Kyuhyun's c
ake bowl again for good measure. He takes out a jar of yellow powder and adds so
me of that into the bowl too. "You never told me you made a friend at finishing
school."
Kyuhyun shrugs. "Minju told me to stop being his friend, and I just decided to r
un away so I wouldn't have to deal with that. I haven't spoken to him since."
"Okay, here's my theory," Henry says, putting down his spoon. "Your stepmother i
s an evil dinosaur, Minju is the evil crocodile, and Minji is the um. Slightly e
vil pig."
"She's the pig who robs people of their money," Han Geng suggests. "What else do
es she make you do?" He turns to Kyuhyun and looks at him questioningly.
"I have to count her money at least three times a day because she keeps on think
ing that I count wrong. I still get the same number each time and then she gives
up and sends me back to my room. Minju goes to a lot of parties and balls so sh
e makes me help her prepare even though I'm a guy and I have no clue what's the
latest 'fashion sense' or whatever. And I have to comb her hair and pluck her ey
ebrows for her."
"That is slightly disgusting," Henry says, making a face.
"And then I clean for my stepmother," Kyuhyun finishes.
"More like you have to clean the stones out in the yard every morning," Han Geng
mutters. "And yes, I see you going out there in the mornings, don't think I hav
en't noticed."
Kyuhyun makes a face, and a while later his stepmother shrieks for him from the
dining room.
"I wonder what happened this time," Ryeowook wonders aloud, slapping Henry's han
d away from the pot of boiling water. Henry pouts and winces, shaking his hand i
n the air a few times and watching as Ryeowook starts putting the dumplings into
the pot.
"She must have found the dead rats that I put next to the dinner table," Kyuhyun
says idly, and Han Geng snorts.
"You would, Kyuhyun, you would."
You are so weird sometimes, you know that? And kind of stupid...okay that was ki
nd of mean-spirited, I'm sorry.
Henry's been doing okay. He talks with Ryeowook a lot, you remember Ryeowook, ri
ght? He talks with him a lot and he abuses the bunny that you gave me. He thinks
it's a good idea to play violin in the kitchen, because obviously it's safe to
play violin in a room where a fire's been going on for the whole day. No actuall
y, it's not okay, and you have an idiot for a guard.
I'm bored too. I have no one to make fun of besides Green Pepper, but she can't
talk back and it gets old. I call her fat sometimes because Ryeowook overfeeds h
er, but she just blinks at me and then goes back to running around in my room. Y
our bunny is too nice.
I hope no one's bullying you right now. You're too nice sometimes, and you smile
too much. You're always good-natured even though I'm supposedly "mean" to you.
I think you're too softhearted to be king.
One month down, eleven more to go.
~Kyuhyun
"You're kind of a girl, you know that?" someone says from over his shoulder, and
Kyuhyun jumps up, almost tipping over his bottle of ink along the way. Henry gr
ins at him and steps back a few feet, sitting on the floor near his bed.
"How did you even get in here?" Kyuhyun demands, blowing on his letter hurriedly
and stuffing it into his notebook once it dries.
Henry points to the door. "Um, hello? I used the normal way this time, but I gue
ss you were too engrossed in your love letter to notice me walking in and sittin
g on your bed for ten minutes. And I don't like being called an idiot."
"Stop reading my letters, they aren't love letters," Kyuhyun snaps. "And get out
of my room, go sleep in your own room."
"I'm here to visit the bunny, not you," Henry shoots back. He picks up said bunn
y, and the bunny wiggles around sleepily. A beat later he says, "I think you sho
uld tell him."
"Tell him what?" Kyuhyun asks.
"That you like him," Henry says as if it's the most obvious thing ever.
"I think you need to check yourself into a hospital and possibly stay there for
the rest of your life," Kyuhyun retorts, folding his letter into thirds and stic
king it into an envelope. "Why would I ever do that?"
"Zhou Mi ge doesn't write letters for anybody, you know." Henry points out. "Kor
ean is too hard for him to write so he usually tries to stay away from writing l
etters to anyone unless it's super important. Or, you know, unless it's to someo
ne that he really likes."
"So I'm a really good friend of his," Kyuhyun clarifies. "I don't see any reason
to change that."
Henry sighs. "You're a really smart person, I don't doubt that. But sometimes I
really wonder why you're so painfully dense."
It's good that Henry's been doing well! :D I hope you're doing well too, but all
I can understand from your letter is that you're bored out of your mind. Please
clarify. :(
...I'm anything but a kind person, Kui Xian. You say all these things as if I do
n't have faults of my own, which I do. I can love easily, cherish the people aro
und me, but it's hard for me to forgive when I get angry. I can forgive small th
ings, like being mean (ahem) or being rude. But when someone does something that
really hurts me it's hard for me to forget and trust that person again. I guess
it's just hard for me to let go and to move on sometimes.
But don't worry! I don't get mad or offended very easily :D At least...I hope no
t. :(
So anyway I saw lots of pretty things at this one market today. But I couldn't r
eally buy anything because I had to go to another noble's house and I was kind o
f running late. Um, nothing much has happened except for more political talks. O
h but I'm learning a lot about different traditions? :D And I'm learning a lot o
f new songs to sing soooo yeah.
You should tell me what goes on in your day no matter how boring it is :D So I k
now you're okay. I worry! :(
~Zhou Mi
"He's endearing," Han Geng says, sighing. "You're lucky you have such a nice guy
for a boyfriend."
"What," Kyuhyun says in a flat voice. "What boyfriend?"
Han Geng gives him a blank look. "Wait, you mean you're not going out with him y
et?"
"No? What do you mean yet?"
"What, why? I thought you two were going out ages ago, what is wrong with you,"
Han Geng hisses at him. "Go write your letter to him right now and tell him that
you're interested. I can't believe this, if Heechul knew he'd go batshit and st
art screaming at you in broken gangster English about how stupid you two are."
"What is wrong with both you and Henry," Kyuhyun hisses back at him. "I have no
intention of going out with him."
"But you like him. Don't deny it, Henry told me already."
"Since when did you start talking to Henry?" Kyuhyun is about to ask more questi
ons when Henry comes bursting through the door, dragging Ryeowook with him.
"Han Geng ge, Ryeowook cut his finger," Henry whines as he forces Ryeowook to si
t on a chair. "Can you make it better?"
Han Geng raises an eyebrow and wordlessly goes to fetch his ointments. "Since wh
en did you start calling him 'Han Geng ge'?" Kyuhyun hisses at Henry as the youn
ger boy is busy making sure Ryeowook doesn't let his bleeding finger come into c
ontact with anything. Henry turns to him and shrugs.
"So what does Heechul have anything to do with Zhou Mi?" Kyuhyun asks Han Geng w
hen he comes back from the pantry, carrying a jar of ointment in his hands. He s
tarts applying it onto Ryeowook's wound, and Ryeowook winces a little with the c
old ointment comes into contact with his skin.
"Heechul's been keeping an eye on Zhou Mi lately," Han Geng says idly. "He calls
him Seasoning or something just to be funny, and he says he really likes him. H
e might even want to meet him someday, who knows."
"That idiot," Kyuhyun mutters. "If he decides to do something stupid to Zhou Mi
I will fucking hunt him down again and I will murder him."
Han Geng blinks. "You totally like him, don't deny it."
"You see, that's what I've been trying to tell him for ages," Henry exclaims. "B
ut he's so stubborn, and dense too."
"Of course, it's Kyuhyun. Of course he's stubborn and dense."
"And awkward," Ryeowook adds, looking at his finger and flexing it a few times.
"Look, it's all better now!"
"You all gang up on me on purpose, don't you," Kyuhyun grumbles, burying his fac
e into his hands.
"Basically," all three of them say, and Kyuhyun hisses at all of them before tur
ning around and stomping back up to his room.
*
I'm doing good, I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
Nothing happens during the day, I just sit on my bed and stare up at the ceiling
all the time. Or I periodically go down to the kitchen and talk to Han Geng or
Ryeowook, and Henry comes in and talks too.
And that's normal, to not be able to trust again after someone hurts you. You're
too nice.
~Kyuhyun
Kyuhyun spends a full two days scrubbing at all the benches in the garden, and h
is stepmother makes him mix more lye into the water this time. "Since these benc
hes are situated outside, they need to be cleaned more carefully," she says. "Se
e to it that it's done." She doesn't stay and watch Kyuhyun work this time, but
he knows that she'll check back later and if the benches aren't spotless he's sc
rewed.
Kyuhyun hates lye, dreads having to work with it every time his stepmother gives
him a new order. He tries to dip the towel into the bucket as few times as poss
ible, but his hands still end up bloody after an hour of working. He grits his t
eeth against the pain, and Han Geng makes him come back into the kitchen periodi
cally so he can put ointment onto his hands.
"This is ridiculous, she's not making you dip your hands into that stuff. Why do
you still do it?" Henry asks him on the second day, helping Kyuhyun apply the o
intment when Han Geng's too busy to let anyone into the kitchen besides Ryeowook
.
"Don't ask. I can't tell you anyway."
"You're such a strange person." Henry sighs, knowing full too well that arguing
with Kyuhyun will only make it worse. "What happens when Zhou Mi comes back home
? What happens when he tries to visit you again?"
Kyuhyun makes a face, dipping his hands into the bucket again and pulling out th
e towel. "Minju will probably order me to stay in my room while she tries to ent
ertain him, and then she'll fail and Zhou Mi probably won't come back ever again
after that."
"What do y-" Henry is interrupted by Minju, who screams for Kyuhyun across the g
arden to help her put on her dress.
"I must valiantly try to save the princess from bursting through her corset," Ky
uhyun says, throwing the towel back into the bucket. "Watch over that stuff for
me, okay?" he calls out to Henry.
Henry doesn't try to ask him anything when he comes back, and Kyuhyun doesn't kn
ow if that's a good thing or not.
Your letter was so short last time! And really choppy, but I guess my questions
are all answered now even though you didn't really write much. :( Are you mad at
me now?
Hm, I have a lot of stuff to tell you, but I guess I can save that for another t
ime. I'm kind of scared right now, please don't be mad at me.
Kui Xian!!
ÎÒ°®Äã
I feel silly writing that now, but I can't keep it from you any longer. If you c
an't read that ask Henry or Han Geng to translate it for you, although I'm sure
your Chinese isn't that bad.
But you're still a good friend to me, if that's what you want and nothing more.
Or if you just don't want to talk to me anymore, I guess that's fine too. I hope
you don't feel that way though, not wanting to talk to me again after this.
Please don't be mad?
~Zhou Mi
part four (coming soon!)
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applesnapple412
2010-12-20 08:23 am UTC (Á´½Ó) SPOT FOR doumyoujitsukas
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doumyoujitsukas
2010-12-20 07:44 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) how does she smile so much when she talks
LOLLLLL ZHOU MI SHOULD BE ASKING HIMSELF THAT HE IS ALWAYS SMILING OMG.
I LOVE HENRY. I LOVE RYEOWOOK. I LOVE EVERYONE OMG I ESPECIALLY LOVE THE BUNNY B
ECAUSE IT IS ADORABLE AND FAT AND FLUFFY AND OMG I LOVE BUNNIES I WANT TO FEED I
T AND MAKE IT FATTER.
ALSO, THE IMAGE OF RYEOWOOK SAYING "BUNNY?" ALL HOPEFULLY AND SHOVING IT INTO KY
UHYUN'S FACE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG WHY IS YOUR RYEOWOOK SO CUTE I WANT A
RYEOWOOK TO PUT IN MY POCKET.
lol at how this fic totally connects to the green pepper one. kyu bb was a green
pepper in another life \o/
NINJA HENRY IS FABULOUS AS ALWAYS OKAY CANADIAN NINJA HENRY IS THE COOLEST PERSO
N TO GET HIGH WITH AND ROLL WITH. DOES NINJA HENRY ROLL IN WINDOWS.
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:48 am UTC (Á´½Ó) LOL I KNOW RIGHT ZHOU MI WAYLT.
;~~~~; I LOVE HENRY TOO. I LOVE THE BUNNY IT'S SO FLUFFY AND ADORABLE AND NOT DE
AD
:DDD I SHAMELESSLY INSERT GREEN PEPPER FIC IN HERE TOO, YES.
>_>;; ROLLING WIT' THEM WINDOWS ALL DAY
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applesnapple412
2010-12-20 08:23 am UTC (Á´½Ó) ANOTHER SPOT FOR doumyoujitsukas CAUSE I FORGOT FOR THE L
AST PART SOBS.
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doumyoujitsukas
2010-12-20 07:47 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) YAY ANOTHER SPOT lol waylt.
AND NOW IT'S GONNA BE ANGSTY WAYLT WHY MUST YOU RIP QMI APART WHY ARE YOU SO MEA
N TO ME KUIXIANNNNNN.
...except you're not kuixian because you're adorable and sweet and ilu so so muc
h.
AND I CAN'T MAKE CAKES OKAY SO KYUHYUN AND I CAN BOND.
ALSO, I HAVE AN AMAZING SOLUTION FOR KYUHYUN'S DILEMMA. HENRY WANTED HIM TO MOVE
TO ZHOU MI'S CASTLE RIGHT BUT THAT'D BE AWKWARD CAUSE LIKE, ZHOU MI ISN'T THERE
SO:
KYUHYUN CAN MOVE IN WITH ME.
there. problem solved. :D
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:53 am UTC (Á´½Ó) I GIVE UP REPLYING, I HATE HTML.
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snoorella
2010-12-20 10:17 am UTC (Á´½Ó) D: WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT. i look forward to just reading
the next part because it's so perfect and wonderful and awesome. how many parts
are there, anyway?
I LOVE THIS FIC, just so you know. it's really funny and this part had me poutin
g most of the time because i felt so bad for him. he should man up and tell zhou
mi he likes him. i bet something evil will happen and he won't be able to tell
him his real feelings. I CAN FEEL IT. the sisters and the mum suck >:(
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:53 am UTC (Á´½Ó) ;~~; there's six parts to it :DDDDD
KYU MAN UP AND TELL ZHOU MI YOU LIKE HIM except he won't cause he's silly like t
hat >:(
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cairistiona
2010-12-20 11:06 am UTC (Á´½Ó) HERE HAVE ANOTHER KEYBOARDSMASH, I LOVE YOU AND THIS ARC.
dlskfjdsdfkljadslk!!!!!!!! <333333333333333333333
Henry is so dense, he really should just order Kyuhyun to do something, and then
he'd know. But he's too nice to make him do things, so it probably won't happen
.
lol at Kyuhyun being dense too! And awwwww Geng telling him they thought they'd
been together for years, that's precious and adorable.
AWWW ZHOU MIIIIII. <33333
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:54 am UTC (Á´½Ó) SDLGAJDLKASJGDLKSADGJSLDKGJLAKJWKFLSKFJAEWLKAJLSDKJASLDKF
J ILU TOO ;__________;
Henryyyyy ;~~~; sobs henryyyy. lmao i wish he'd order kyu to do something, then
everything would be better. but noooo that's not how the book goes >:(
thanks for reading!
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eter00
2010-12-20 01:32 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) oh my <3
I fear someone will forbid him from writing to zhou mi and he won't be able to r
eply and ;o; so much drama in my head...
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:54 am UTC (Á´½Ó) sobs ;~~~~; drama drama drama >_>;;
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funkyaries
2010-12-20 03:55 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) OMG THIS IS LONG BUT ITS TOO SHORT FOR ME. I NEED MOAR. M
OAAAAR. /bangs table
OH MIMI. HE'S SO :D AND CUTE.
I KEPT LAUGHING WHEN I IMAGINED MI CRASHING INTO KYU DURING THEIR "SLIDE DOWN TH
E STAIRCASE HANDLE THINGY. I FORGOT THE NAME GAME."
Ahhhhh finally Donghae is mentioned. I missed him. :\ And kyu makes a cake well.
Although... How does he manage to even bake the mixture?! But I wanna cook for
Minji, someday. :D
Oh poor poor kyu D: But whats lye? ._. I only know that its bad.
Wtf evil stepmums are evil. /hugs Kyu(probably gets shoved away)
"Hahaha Henry jumps through lots of windows because apparently people in Canada
jump through windows a lot."
This is too awesome really. Do Canadians really climb through windows all the ti
me?
Btw, if I remembered properly, none of them threw steamed buns at each other yet
. ;_;
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funkyaries
2010-12-20 04:00 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) Wtf why do you have so few comments. You should have abou
t 120++++++++. ._.
Not that I wanna be rude. Sorry if I sounded rude.
I still think that you should have 120++++++++ comments.
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:56 am UTC (Á´½Ó) ;__________________________; it's okay comment numbers do
n't matter :D as long as people read and enjoy...i hope.... ;____; idk what i'm
saying actually since i like comments but. uh. hi. :(
lye is um. this really basic solution that um. is bad for you. REALLY BAD FOR YO
U so :( yeah. :D
I have no idea if canadians actually climb through windows. sobs. i just made it
up. oops.
THEY WILL. STEAMED BUNS WILL BE THROWN IN THE NEXT PART, I PROMISE <3
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icerose1224
2010-12-20 05:13 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) I just read through 1/2 the story and my heart is already
clenching. ;A; Poor Kyu. :( The QMi at the beginning was awesome and so cute. I
woke up and saw this little gem. <3 :) Henry, Hankyung, and Ryeowook are just a
wesome. <3
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That stepmother can go drown in a bucket of Lye. :( I like the bits of revenge a
nd oh. QMi. <3 This fic is amazing.
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:56 am UTC (Á´½Ó) thanks for reading~ haha thank you <3 :D
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ogawa_kaori
2010-12-20 05:16 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) Ooohhh you update so fast!!
Finally, something is progressing between Kyu and Mi!!
I don't know why but this chapter is kinda heart-breaking with Kyu's helplessnes
s from his stepmother/sisters cruelty. And then those letters between Kyu and Mi
...
Still, some parts made me rolled around laughing!!! XDD
Kyuhyun: Stubborn. Dense. Awkward
I LOVE HIM!! XDDD
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:56 am UTC (Á´½Ó) I THINK I'M GOING TO UPDATE LIKE EVERYDAY NOW UNTIL THIS
FIC IS DONE cause i have to leave soon and i can't update in nevada ;~~~;
:D KYUU i love him too <3
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catherine_leite
2010-12-20 05:27 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) Kyu in denial is kinda cute...lol..
Is that a confession I see in the letter? woa! much progress...
anyway. I feel bad about kyu having those horrible stepmother and stepsisters...
I mean,,, they're mean! poor kyu and his hands...
but, this still funny...Love it as always bb!
Imma cheering up for Mi...Mi,come back soon!!! save your princess!!
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:57 am UTC (Á´½Ó) ....OH SHOOT I FORGOT TO. WOW I'M STUPID I FORGOT TO INCL
UDE A TRANSLATION FOR THE CHINESE PART FML FML FML FML.
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nimthiriel3
2010-12-20 10:47 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) yay for fast update!
So I looked up what lye is... concentrated NaOH/KOH? Q___Q
that stuff is deadly...
/writes essays
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:57 am UTC (Á´½Ó) yup T_____T sobs poor kyu bb
GO WRITE YOUR ESSAYS >:((
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nimthiriel3
2010-12-21 01:44 am UTC (Á´½Ó) ahhh
YES M'AM!
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followurdestiny
2010-12-20 11:49 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) Mimi confessed! XD... not liking Kyu's stepfamily at all!
...Geng <33... I wonder when Henry's going to find out XD... and the reference
to the green pepper story XDD... this universe is so lively and fun :) <333
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:58 am UTC (Á´½Ó) :DDD I don't like kyu's stepfamily either >_>;;
HAHAHA i um. actually wasn't planning on writing the green pepper story until wa
y way later but i somehow got coerced into doing it earlier. so uh, i didn't kno
w i made a reference until i reread this thing. :)
thanks for reading!
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prettysekai
2010-12-21 12:45 am UTC (Á´½Ó) This part came very fast o.o not that I am complaining
Kyu should move out of the house ;A; They should all move out, really T_T
...waiting for Zhoumi to come back and marry Kyuhyun xD But he needs to admit he
likes Mi first, so hurry up, Kyu >:3
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:59 am UTC (Á´½Ó) i think i'm going to try and update daily now? ;______;
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prettysekai
2010-12-21 01:06 am UTC (Á´½Ó) no, no, take your time updating :3
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 01:10 am UTC (Á´½Ó) XD it's pretty much all done right now, i just need to ed
it stuff for typos >_>;; /runs around it was for nanowrimo so i wrote it like, l
ast month. XD
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prettysekai
2010-12-21 01:14 am UTC (Á´½Ó) Oh. Well then. Edit faster, please? :3 xD
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in which refrigerators are a scary place to be in
[non-100] | kyuhyun/zhou mi | PG-13 | 4686 words (omg how) | for doumyoujitsukas
A/N: so i kind of churned this out randomly. just cause...idk. KILL ME NAO IDK ;
~~~;
Kyuhyun starts out small, maybe around the size of his owner's thumb at best, wh
ich is normal for a green pepper like him. He starts growing in his little spot
on a tree somewhere in Mexico, growing day by day until he is considered old eno
ugh and ripe enough to be picked. He gets thrown onto a truck and then thrown in
to a box, and it's a wonder that he hasn't bruised yet.
He gets shipped off to South Korea, and he along with thousands of other green p
eppers just like him get thrown into trucks again to be transported to supermark
ets so they can be sold. He's dropped off at a supermarket somewhere in Seoul, a
nd two days later after he's rolled onto vegetable stands he gets picked up by a
tall man with long legs. Can tall men with long legs cook, he wonders briefly,
but he decides that it doesn't matter because as long as he gets cooked and eate
n up eventually everything will be okay.
His owner only buys Kyuhyun, only one green pepper out of hundreds lying on the
vegetable stands waiting to be picked up. Kyuhyun feels special, maybe even a li
ttle happy that he gets picked up by a tall man with long legs.
Kyuhyun's happiness doesn't last for very long, because when his owner gets home
he takes Kyuhyun in his little grocery bag and dumps him into his refrigerator,
closing the door behind him. Kyuhyun gets stuck between various kinds of vegeta
bles, ranging from carrots to tomatoes to onions. He decides to wait it out, bec
ause eventually his owner will open the fridge door again and take him out and e
at him, so all he has to do is be patient.
Unfortunately as a green pepper he doesn't have very much patience, so after an
hour he starts wiggling around until he gets out of the bag. He sits up and look
s around the fridge, making a face at the ten month old yogurt placed above him,
and starts waddling around. He bumps into things and falls over multiple times,
and sometimes he rolls around.
He's not sure how much time has passed (he thinks it's about two days), and he's
starting to worry that maybe his owner has forgotten about him. He mopes around
, paces around slowly and bumps into potatoes and carrots along the way. He wond
ers if he'll end up rotting to death in his corner of the refrigerator, but his
thoughts get interrupted when suddenly the door opens. He bounces quickly out fr
om his corner and jumps into his owner's hands.
"What's your name?" he says in a high-pitched, squeaky voice. "The least you cou
ld do is tell me what your name is before you cook me, right?"
His owner stares at him for a moment before saying, "Oh my God," and passing out
on the kitchen floor.
*
Kyuhyun doesn't know very much about humans, so when his owner passes out the fi
rst thing he does is panic, running around the kitchen frantically and bumping i
nto chair legs and table legs. "What do I do, what do I do?" he squeaks before r
unning back to owner's side and jumping on him. "Are you dead? Please don't be d
ead."
His owner doesn't answer him.
"You're supposed to eat me," Kyuhyun says mournfully. "Not die."
His owner's eyes flutter open a few minutes later, after Kyuhyun runs around the
kitchen a second time. Kyuhyun is hovering over him, bouncing up and down on th
e floor next to his owner's head. "Oh good, you're not dead. You're supposed to
tell me your name now, okay?" His owner stares at him again. "Hey, didn't your p
arents ever teach you that staring is rude?"
"I-" his owner begins, then stops. "I...I'm Zhou Mi."
"Hi Zhou Mi!" Kyuhyun says. "So how are you going to cook me today? Are you goin
g to put me in curry? Or are you going to chop me up and put me in salad?"
"I...what?"
"Just don't put me in pizza. I don't want to be swimming in slimy pizza sauce, t
hat's kind of gross." Kyuhyun winces. "I don't really like tomatoes all that muc
h."
"Excuse me, but who are you?" Zhou Mi sits up, frowning.
"My name's Kyuhyun!"
"...Kui Xian?" Zhou Mi says, standing up. He picks up Kyuhyun and puts him on th
e kitchen counter, a few inches away from the chopping board and the knife.
"No, Kyuhyun. Where did you get 'Kui Xian' from?" Kyuhyun asks exasperatedly. "A
nd why is your Korean so awful? And why haven't you cooked me yet?"
"Why do you ask so many questions?" Zhou Mi shoots back, looking amused. "My Kor
ean is awful because I'm not actually Korean, and I'm not cooking you yet until
I get some answers."
"What kind of answers?" Kyuhyun asks, rolling around until he hits the chopping
board. He winces, then rolls back until he's in front of Zhou Mi again.
Zhou Mi looks thoughtful. "Oh, I don't know, like, who are you, where do you com
e from, why do you speak Korean, and why are you even talking in the first place
."
"Am I not supposed to talk?"
Zhou Mi gives him a strange look. "Well, I don't know. Normally green peppers do
n't talk."
"Well normally people don't buy green peppers in the first place," Kyuhyun retor
ts. "They always go for the red ones, or the yellow ones because they're prettie
r." He shifts uncomfortably when Zhou Mi doesn't answer. "I mean, seriously? Who
wants a green pepper?"
"I like green peppers though," Zhou Mi says quietly. "And I didn't think there w
ould be a difference. I mean, I think people take an equal number of each color.
"
"Really? I always thought people just didn't like green peppers. It took a while
before I was bought." Kyuhyun stops, suddenly remembering something. "Oh, right
. You should cook me now."
Zhou Mi winces at that. "I don't think I want to cook you anymore."
"Why not?!" Kyuhyun demands.
"You're a talking green pepper. I can't just go chopping you up into bits and th
row you into boiling water!"
"Oh." Kyuhyun blinks. "So that's what you were going to do. What are you making,
soup?" He waddles towards a pot on the stove. "I've never heard of pepper soup
before though."
Zhou Mi flails a little and picks him up, moving him and setting him down in a p
lace far away from the stove. "You're not allowed anywhere near the stove or the
chopping board from now on."
"Why not?! You're supposed to cook me."
"Why do you even want to be cooked?" Zhou Mi asks. "I mean, I don't think cookin
g animate objects is very nice, so I tend to stay away from that sort of thing."
"Well, I mean, I'm supposed to be cooked eventually right? Or else I'll rot, and
I don't want to rot to death." A pause. "Are you sure you can cook?"
"Yes, I can cook," Zhou Mi answers, frowning a little. "I can cook quite well, a
ctually. But I"m not going to cook you."
"But if I were just a normal green pepper lying around and not talking you would
chop me up and throw me into that pot, right?"
Zhou Mi doesn't answer.
"Of course you would," Kyuhyun answers for him. "Look, I just don't want to end
up rotting to death, okay? I've seen a lot of green peppers rot in my time, and
I don't want to be like them."
"Maybe you won't rot to death," Zhou Mi points out. "Maybe you're a special gree
n pepper, and who knows? Maybe you'll be able to survive for a long time, and I
don't want to cook you if that happens."
"How can you be so sure?"
"Well for one thing, you're a green pepper that talks. Maybe you have some other
abilities."
Kyuhyun snorts. "Like living forever? I don't think so. I'm not magical."
Zhou Mi frowns, picking him up off the counter again and bringing him over to th
e kitchen table. "Magical green pepper or not, I'm not going to cook you. And th
at's final."
Kyuhyun tries persuading Zhou Mi the next few days to cook him, but nothing he s
ays can convince his owner. The third, fourth, fifth, and sixth day passes, and
he knows he doesn't have much time left.
"You are a heartless bastard," Kyuhyun mutters, rolling around Zhou Mi's kitchen
table and messing up his newspapers. "I am going to rot to death in front of yo
u and you're not going to do anything about it. And then you're going to throw m
e out into the garbage can."
"You're not going to rot to death, Kui Xian," Zhou Mi says, and Kyuhyun looks up
hopefully. "No, I don't mean I'm going to cook you. I mean you're just not goin
g to rot to death."
"So are you implying that I'm going to live forever?"
"Well maybe not forever, but I think you're going to live for a long time."
"How do you know?"
Zhou Mi shrugs. "I just do."
"This is getting ridiculous," Kyuhyun snaps sometime during the second week.
Zhou Mi gives him a blank look.
"I am going to drop dead any day now, just you wait," Kyuhyun mutters, jumping a
round. He wonders if he can jump onto the counter from the kitchen table, and tr
ies to do just that two minutes later when Zhou Mi isn't looking. Unfortunately
his landing is pretty loud and apparently he can't jump that far either, and Zho
u Mi immediately turns around after hearing a soft clunk.
"Oh my God what are you doing," Zhou Mi shrieks when Kyuhyun ends up sprawled on
the floor. He picks him up quickly and turns him over in his hands, looking for
bruises. "Okay, that's it, I'm moving you into the bedroom now."
"What kind of person puts a green pepper in their bedroom?" Kyuhyun demands.
"What kind of green pepper tries to kill itself by jumping off a table?" Zhou Mi
shoots back.
"You're a horrible owner," Kyuhyun grumbles, trying to wiggle free from Zhou Mi'
s grip.
Zhou Mi gasps suddenly while he's putting Kyuhyun on his nightstand next to the
bed. "Wait, do I need to feed you?" Zhou Mi asks him.
Kyuhyun stops wriggling around, looking up in shock. "Are you serious. I'm not a
pet."
"Well then do I have to water you? Or else you might shrivel up and die."
"What you need to do is just cook me. It's really not that hard, here, I'll teac
h you."
"But then you'll die," Zhou Mi almost wails. "I don't want you to die!"
Kyuhyun gives him a blank look. "Um. In case you haven't noticed, green peppers
have extremely short life spans compared to humans. Of course I'm going to die."
"I will not be a murderer," Zhou Mi snaps at him. "I don't care how short a gree
n pepper's life span is, I am not going to voluntarily kill you." He leaves Kyuh
yun there and stomps out of his bedroom.
Later that day Kyuhyun rolls his eyes and jumps from the nightstand to Zhou Mi's
bed. This time he manages to land correctly and starts rolling on Zhou Mi's pil
low, falling asleep afterwards with his back facing the ceiling.
*
Kyuhyun doesn't wake up until Zhou Mi starts shrieking at him. "Oh my God what a
re you doing?!" Zhou Mi screams and Kyuhyun is awake, looking around and pushing
himself upright.
"What?!" Kyuhyun asks, mind still groggy from sleep and realizing that somehow h
e's shifted to the middle of Zhou Mi's bed while he was asleep. "Why are you scr
eaming, what happened?"
"Why are you in my bed?!" Zhou Mi shrieks at him, pointing an accusing finger to
wards his direction. "I know what you're doing, you're trying to make me sit on
you, aren't you? And then I'll crush you and then you'll die."
"What, I was only sleeping," Kyuhyun protests, rolling around a little and jumpi
ng up back onto Zhou Mi's pillow. "It's nice here."
"Oh." Zhou Mi blinks and lowers his arm, the tension slowly leaving his body. "S
o you weren't trying to commit some weird kind of vegetable suicide, right?"
"You're an idiot," Kyuhyun retorts, turning over onto his side and facing away f
rom Zhou Mi. He snuggles deeper into the pillow.
Zhou Mi sighs and doesn't say anything after a while, turning off the light and
climbing into bed, being careful not to squish Kyuhyun. He pulls the covers up a
nd Kyuhyun can feel blankets enveloping him moments later. "Sleep well, Kui Xian
," Zhou Mi says drowsily, patting him on the back gently.
Kyuhyun shifts and moves over next to Zhou Mi where it's warmer, snuggling deepe
r into the covers and falling asleep.
"So I think you should get a smaller pillow," Kyuhyun says the next morning when
he ends up in the middle of Zhou Mi's bed again, somewhere next to the man's hi
p. "You know, so I don't slip off from it every time I'm sleeping and end up her
e."
"So this means you're staying, right?" Zhou Mi asks hopefully, lifting up the co
vers and throwing them near the foot of the bed. "This means you won't make me c
hop you up anymore, right?"
"Nothing I say will change your mind anyway," Kyuhyun mutters. "At least let me
rot to death on a pillow that I can actually use."
Zhou Mi looks at him for a good long moment. "I think I'm going to go buy you a
bed," Zhou Mi says finally. "And you're not going to die, Kui Xian."
Zhou Mi ends up buying him a mini-bed cradle thing as promised, which he puts on
the nightstand next to his bed but moves it into his own bed when Kyuhyun compl
ains that it's too cold. "I don't have any body heat," Kyuhyun explains.
"Well you've been in a cold place most of your life, right?" Zhou Mi asks, slipp
ing Kyuhyun's bed underneath his own blankets before setting Kyuhyun gingerly do
wn inside. "You've been in my fridge, so what's changed?"
"I don't know, I think I'm getting old," Kyuhyun tells him. "I bet if you cook m
e I'd be all warmed up."
Zhou Mi gives a noncommittal noise and flicks him on the head. Kyuhyun shuts up
after that.
"I don't think you're going to die," Zhou Mi says after Kyuhyun's been in his ho
use for a month. "Look, you're not shriveling up, and you've been here for a rea
lly long time already."
"How long do peppers usually last?" Kyuhyun asks, jumping on top of Zhou Mi's bo
ok. He has no idea why he's so hyper. "You humans have a weird sense of time."
"I'm not sure, probably no more than two weeks at most," Zhou Mi answers, catchi
ng Kyuhyun before he can land on his book again. "Should I buy you a mini trampo
line too so you can jump on it?"
"No need," Kyuhyun says. "I'm probably going to die soon anyway."
"Didn't I just say you weren't going to die," Zhou Mi says grumpily, picking him
up and gently throwing him into his bed. "There, you can sit there and think ab
out what you just said. I'm giving you a time out."
"Okay now you're just being mean," Kyuhyun complains. "I don't need a timeout!"
"Maybe not," Zhou Mi agrees. "But I'm going to be cooking soup, and I don't want
you anywhere near the kitchen when I'm boiling stuff."
"Can you even cook?" Kyuhyun asks, giving Zhou Mi a look. "Why can't I come with
you?"
"Of course I can," Zhou Mi frowns at him before bending down and giving him a ki
ss. "There, now you won't miss me too much. I'll be back soon, okay?"
"That's what you say every time," Kyuhyun mumbles into his pillow so that Zhou M
i can't hear. "Idiot," he mutters to himself when Zhou Mi closes the bedroom doo
r behind him, snuggling into the covers.
The bed isn't quite as warm as it is when Zhou Mi's around.
Kyuhyun ends up sleeping for much longer than he's supposed to, and when he wake
s up Zhou Mi is already in bed and reading his book. Zhou Mi claps his hands twi
ce when he sees that Kyuhyun's woken up and reaches his arms out towards him.
If it were any other day Kyuhyun would be jumping into his lap right now, but to
night when he tries to wiggle towards Zhou Mi pain shoots up through his body an
d he winces, falling over. "Kui Xian?" Zhou Mi asks worriedly, setting his book
on top of his nightstand and reaching out for Kyuhyun again and gently picking h
im up. "Kui Xian, is there something wrong?"
"I hurt all over," Kyuhyun mumbles, trying to move again and grimacing. "Zhou Mi
, it hurts."
Zhou Mi brings him under the lamp light and turns him over a few times, checking
for bruises and cuts. "You don't seem to have any injuries. Did you try to jump
off the bed again while I was away?"
"No, I was sleeping here the whole time," Kyuhyun answers. "What if I'm dying?"
"You're not dying, if you were dying you'd be all shriveled up by now," Zhou Mi
assures him, setting him down gently next to him on the bed. "Maybe you just sle
pt in a weird position today."
"Or maybe I'm rotting up from the inside." Kyuhyun groans. "If this is what dyin
g feels like for a vegetable I never want to be a green pepper ever again."
"You're not dying," Zhou Mi repeats quietly. "Here, I'm sure you'll be fine tomo
rrow morning. Just try to get some sleep, okay?"
"But what if I am?"
Zhou Mi turns off the light just then and settles down into bed next to Kyuhyun.
"You won't. Trust me, I just know you won't." He pulls Kyuhyun closer, making s
ure that Kyuhyun is well covered under the blankets. "You won't."
Zhou Mi's even breathing is what lulls Kyuhyun to sleep, despite the pain.
When Kyuhyun wakes up the next morning he's pretty sure his brain has exploded,
or that he's already dead, because suddenly everything in Zhou Mi's room looks s
maller, including Zhou Mi himself. "What the shit," he says to himself, blinking
away the sleep and yawning. "Zhou Mi?"
Zhou Mi shifts in his sleep, mumbling something about pancakes and another thing
that Kyuhyun can't quite catch. "Zhou Mi?" he says again, reaching out to shake
him awake.
And then blinks again, staring at his arm. His own arm.
Zhou Mi's eyes open and he squints up at Kyuhyun before mumbling something again
and closing his eyes. And then promptly opens them again, sitting up suddenly a
nd slapping himself in the face a few times. "Wow, okay. That's not quite what I
expected to wake up to this morning. Am I still dreaming? Who are you?"
"Am I dead?" Kyuhyun shoots back, completely ignoring Zhou Mi's question and wav
ing his arm around. "Zhou Mi, I think I'm dead."
"Kui Xian." Zhou Mi is staring at him in wonder. "You're still Kui Xian."
"Well who else would I be?" Kyuhyun snaps at him.
"Oh my God Kui Xian." Zhou Mi is practically squealing now, jumping out of his b
ed and rummaging through his closet to find extra clothes. He finds a few and th
rows them at Kyuhyun, who barely manages to catch them before they fall to the f
loor. "You see, I told you that you were a magical green pepper all along! If I
had actually cut you up like you told me to you would've been dead by now, but n
ow you're still alive! And human."
"This makes no sense, maybe I'm the one who's dreaming," Kyuhyun says, throwing
the clothes back at Zhou Mi and burrowing under the covers. "I'm just going to p
retend that none of this is happening right now and go back to sleep."
Zhou Mi lunges for him, reaching out and pinching Kyuhyun on the arm. Kyuhyun ye
lps and pulls his arm away, wincing. "You felt the pain, so that means that this
isn't a dream!" He pinches himself for good measure. "And I'm not dreaming eith
er."
Kyuhyun continues hiding under the covers. "This can't be real."
"It is real," Zhou Mi insists, pulling the covers away just a little and shoving
the clothes into Kyuhyun's arms again. "If a green pepper can talk of all thing
s, then anything is possible. Now go put on some clothes, I¡‾ll go make something fo
r breakfast.¡±
Breakfast? Kyuhyun wonders idly, trying to put on Zhou Mi¡‾s shirt and promptly fail
ing.
Zhou Mi ends up having to help Kyuhyun put on his shirt, because Kyuhyun has no
idea how humans can put on clothes and he doesn¡‾t know why a shirt has to have so m
any holes in it. ¡°Why is this so complicated,¡± Kyuhyun grumbles, trying to stick his a
rm into an opening that seems way too big.
¡°Wait, that¡‾s not right.¡± Zhou Mi pulls his arm out and stick it through the sleeve. ¡°I
complicated, you just need to get used to it.¡±
When Kyuhyun finally gets dressed Zhou Mi leads him into the kitchen and points
to a bowl lying on the table. ¡°What is this?¡± Kyuhyun asks, peering into the bowl and
making a face.
¡°It¡‾s called cereal!¡± Zhou Mi says cheerfully. ¡°You better eat it up fast, or else it m
get all soggy.¡±
Kyuhyun tentatively takes a bite. ¡°It¡‾s okay,¡± he says finally, and Zhou Mi pulls up a s
ool for him to sit on. ¡°Do you usually eat this in the morning?¡±
Zhou Mi shrugs. ¡°Sometimes I have toast.¡± Kyuhyun gives him a blank look. ¡°Like, toasted
bread?¡±
Kyuhyun continues giving him a blank stare. ¡°What?¡±
Zhou Mi sighs. ¡°There¡‾s so much that I have to show you.¡±
¡°What if I change back?¡± Kyuhyun asks when Zhou Mi is trying to show him how to use a
computer.
¡°Change back?¡± Zhou Mi blinks. ¡°I don¡‾t think you will. At least, I hope not.¡±
¡°Why not? Do you not like me as a green pepper?¡±
¡°No, it¡‾s just that if you turn back again you¡‾ll be worried about rotting to death agai
and then you¡‾ll ask me to chop you up. I don¡‾t want to cut you up, Kui Xian.¡±
¡°I should¡‾ve kept my mouth shut,¡± Kyuhyun mutters. ¡°Maybe then you would¡‾ve cooked me
I wouldn¡‾t be afraid of rotting to death all the time.¡±
Zhou Mi stops typing away on the keyboard and turns around to look at him seriou
sly. ¡°When I picked you up from the supermarket I wasn¡‾t meaning to cut you up and coo
k you for dinner, you know.¡±
Kyuhyun stares back at him. ¡°What?¡±
¡°What I mean is.¡± Zhou Mi starts waving his hands around wildly. ¡°I was in the supermark
t, you know? And I was buying some instant microwavable dinners because I really
can¡‾t cook, everything turns out weird looking. I mean, I try to cook sometimes bu
t it just doesn't really work out. And then I was just walking around the produc
e section and I went to the pepper aisle and I saw some green peppers and I was
like ¡®oh that one looks cute¡‾ so I just picked you up and put you in a bag to take hom
e with me.¡±
¡°What.¡± Kyuhyun gives him a blank look. ¡°So you decided to pick me up just because you t
ought I was cute looking?¡±
¡°Basically.¡± Zhou Mi stops waving his hands around. ¡°I wasn't actually planning to cook
ou, Kui Xian. That day when I took you out of the refrigerator I was thinking ma
ybe I should put you out on the table or something.¡±
¡°So you weren¡‾t going to chop me up?¡± Kyuhyun clarifies. When Zhou Mi nods he opens his
outh and closes it again, not knowing what to say. ¡°You¡‾re a horrible owner,¡± he blurts
ut finally. ¡°What kind of person just buys a pepper and doesn¡‾t plan on eating it?¡±
¡°I don¡‾t really like peppers all that much anyway,¡± Zhou Mi says, shrugging.
¡°Then you shouldn¡‾t have bought one,¡± Kyuhyun snaps, pulling away. Zhou Mi hurriedly rea
hes out and grabs onto his arm, preventing him from leaving.
¡°I didn¡‾t mean it that way,¡± Zhou Mi tells him. ¡°I just meant that I don¡‾t really like
eppers all that much, which is a good thing, because I don¡‾t want to eat you. That¡‾d b
e really sad.¡±
¡°Why not?¡± Kyuhyun pulls his arm away. ¡°What¡‾s the point of buying me if you¡‾re not go
t me? That defeats the whole purpose of buying a pepper.¡±
¡°Well you¡‾re not a pepper anymore, right?¡± Zhou Mi points out. ¡°If I ate you you¡‾d be
ow. I don¡‾t want a dead Kui Xian. I¡‾d feel bad if I ate you.¡±
¡°Are you going to buy more peppers then?¡± Kyuhyun asks him. ¡°If you don¡‾t like eating p
s you aren¡‾t going to buy anymore peppers, right?¡±
¡°Are you jealous?¡± Zhou Mi asks, prodding him in the arm. Kyuhyun doesn¡‾t answer him. ¡°
going to buy anymore peppers, Kui Xian. I wouldn¡‾t know what to do with them, anywa
y.¡±
¡°But what if you find another talking pepper?¡±
¡°I don¡‾t think I¡‾ll ever find another talking one. And I wouldn¡‾t want to, so you can s
eeling insecure.¡±
¡°I¡‾m not being insecure,¡± Kyuhyun protests. ¡°I was just wondering.¡±
¡°Right.¡± Zhou Mi gives him a look. ¡°Come on, go get dressed.¡±
¡°Why?¡±
¡°We¡‾re going out and getting soup buns today,¡± Zhou Mi says cheerfully, pushing him towa
ds their room. ¡°I think we should go shopping too, you need your own clothes.¡±
¡°But what if I turn back into a pepper? I won¡‾t need clothes then, will I?¡±
¡°Trust me, you won¡‾t turn back into a pepper.¡±
¡°How do you know?¡± Kyuhyun asks. ¡°How can you be so sure?¡±
¡°I just do."
¡°Why did we just spend three hours shopping,¡± Kyuhyun grouches, dropping his bag of ne
w clothes on top of Zhou Mi¡‾s bed. ¡°Do you do this often?¡±
¡°Sometimes,¡± Zhou Mi says cheerfully, giving him a kiss on the cheek before wandering
off into the bathroom. Kyuhyun falls onto the bed and stays there until Zhou Mi
comes back. ¡°Kui Xian?¡± he asks worriedly, coming over to sit next to Kyuhyun. ¡°Are you
okay?¡±
¡°You kissed me before I turned into a human,¡± Kyuhyun tells him. ¡°What if I turn back in
o a green pepper now?¡±
¡°You won¡‾t,¡± Zhou Mi assures him. ¡°And even if you do that just means that I¡‾ll just h
ss you again. So stop worrying.¡±
¡°But what if you don¡‾t want to kiss me anymore?¡± Kyuhyun asks. ¡°What if you get tired o
¡°You need to stop worrying.¡± Zhou Mi looks amused, and leans down to kiss him again ju
st so he can prove his point.
¡°You see,¡± Zhou Mi says cheerfully the next morning. ¡°You didn¡‾t turn back into a green
er!¡±
Kyuhyun glares at him before looking back at Zhou Mi¡‾s laptop, trying to make sense
of all the buttons on the keyboard that he can¡‾t understand.
¡°Kui Xian,¡± Zhou Mi whines, and Kyuhyun looks up just in time for Zhou Mi to lean down
and press a kiss to his lips.
When Zhou Mi takes Kyuhyun out for grocery shopping, Kyuhyun starts glaring at t
he produce section and gently steers Zhou Mi away from that section of the store
. ¡°Kui Xian?¡± Zhou Mi asks, confused. "I need to go get some milk."
¡°Just don¡‾t go over there,¡± Kyuhyun mutters quietly, and Zhou Mi peers over his shoulder
and starts laughing.
¡°Okay Kui Xian,¡± Zhou Mi says, and Kyuhyun hits him on the shoulder for being mean.
A/N pt 2: HI GUYS ;~~; DON'T MIND ME OVER HERE. SOBS.

and um. the jist of it is kind of like princess and the frog? so the princess (z
hou mi?) kisses the frog (kui xian, except he's a pepper instead of a frog) and
um. kyuhyun turns from a pepper into a prince/human :DDDD yay.
>_>;; :D
ALSO, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I WROTE ALMOST 4700 WORDS OF...PEPPER FIC. WHAT.
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doumyoujitsukas
2010-12-20 04:38 am UTC (Á´½Ó) SPOT MYSELF GDU
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applesnapple412
2010-12-20 05:09 am UTC (Á´½Ó) GOD DAMN YOU I HAVEN'T POSTED IT UP YET LMFAO. I'M STILL
EDITING.
SPOT FOR doumyoujitsukas
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doumyoujitsukas
2010-12-20 06:02 am UTC (Á´½Ó) LOL I STILL CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT YOU SPOTTED ME WITHIN
A SPOT WAYLT.
I AM STILL DISAPPOINT THAT THERE IS NO HAWT TIEMZ. KYU IS A PEPPER. HE IS PERFEC
T FOR SOME NOMMING OKAY. I WOULD NOM PEPPER!KYU. I WOULD ALSO NOM ZHOU MI. JUST
SAYING.
ALSO. INSECURE!KYU IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OKAY. HE'S SO CUTE AND SWEET AND HE
LIKES ZHOU MI AND WADDLING OMG WADDLING IS THE CUTEST THING EVER AND SO IS SNUGG
LING AND OMG KEEPING ZHOU MI AWAY FROM THE PRODUCE SECTION.
WADDLING. I LOVE IT WHEN THINGS WADDLE OKAY.
A QUESTION FOR YOU:
DO ZHOU MI AND KYUHYUN NEVER EAT GREEN PEPPERS ANYMORE. 0_0
lol, all of my comments are always in capslock. wailt.
i adore you, i really do. ?
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:44 am UTC (Á´½Ó) SPOT WITHIN A SPOT IS TOTALLY LEGA GDU.
I THINK I'M WRITING A SEQUEL WITH HOT TIMEZ OKAY. ;~~~~~; /runs around
KYUHYUN WADDLING IS ALWAYS CUTE. GREEN PEPPER KYU IS ALWAYS CUTE.
YEAH I DON'T THINK ZHOU MI AND KYUHYUN EAT PEPPERS ANYMORE THAT'D JUST BE AWKWAR
D. AND KYUHYUN WOULD GET INSANELY JEALOUS.
sobs.
i love you moar <3
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koalaspice
2010-12-20 10:04 am UTC (Á´½Ó) HOLY HELL,LOLOLOLOL.
I have.....holy crap, this is one of the best fics I've ever read, LOL. I comple
tly forgot Kyuhyun was a pepper until it was mentioned. I would quote my favouri
te lines, but you'd end up with half the fic back at you, lolol.
when i wander around the store now, i'll be sure to keep an ear out for peppers.
this...this was just brilliant, seriously. Kyu the snarky pepper and LOL poor M
i being unable to cook and just buying him because ~he looks cute~.
memeing. forever. don't ever stop writing lmfao ? it's not only hilarious, it's
also amazing.
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:33 am UTC (Á´½Ó) Sobs such a nice comment ;~~~~~;
I can't eat green peppers anymore after writing this fic. sobbing. /rolls around
Thank you so much <333 and hey I'm awake enough to um. reply yayyy. 8DDDDD
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cairistiona
2010-12-20 10:20 am UTC (Á´½Ó) Oh my God why is this this adorable what are you like.
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:33 am UTC (Á´½Ó) sobs qmi is adorable okay i have nothing to do with it ;o
;
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ÄäÃûÕß
2010-12-20 03:15 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) Green pepper Kyu? Right... WHAT ARE YOU? By that it means
you are full of awesome <33 Brilliantly written, really, how does a brain funct
ion like this. *crying forever*
If it were any other day Kyuhyun would be jumping into his lap right now, but to
night when he tries to wiggle towards Zhou Mi pain shoots up through his body an
d he winces, falling over.
I got slightly upset here :( I assumed that you're gonna make Kyukyu die in a ve
getable kind of way and was like, 'noooo I can't bear to read about a dying Kyu'
but then I thought nobody would want this snarky and dorky and beautiful boy di
e so I just kept on reading <33 turned out Kyu's in pain 'cause he's growing out
limbs xDD ASDFCVBWE! Check yes, human!Kyu is much more edible (and delicious) t
han a greenpepper!Kyu. Ask Mi, he knows for sure ;D Speaking of which, WHY DIDN'
T YOU LET KYU AND MI (err, us reader also?) HAVE SOME HOT TIMES MOMENTS? LOLOMG
Mi would willingly sacrifice his body just to teach pepperturnedhuman!Kyu the wo
nders of the flesh ily for this light and wonderful piece :)
I will keep a close eye on the vegetable and fruit aisles next time I go grocery
shopping. Maybe Kyukyu is not so limited edition and exists in various forms? M
aybe, just maybe, I'd find myself a talking apple!Kyu :3 (wtf me haha)
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:34 am UTC (Á´½Ó) ;~~~~; my brain functions weirdly and it spews out random
stuff. ;_____;
I WOULD NEVER LET KYUHYUN DIE. WHAT. NEVARRRR. ;______________________; LOL I MI
GHT MAKE A SEQUEL WITH SOME HOT TIMES MOMENTS, JUST SAYING. :D MIGHT. I THINK I
WILL ACTUALLY, IDK, WHEN I HAVE TIME >_>;;
apple!kyu omg. that'd be amazing ;~~;
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ogawa_kaori
2010-12-20 03:48 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) I ... I DON'T EVEN KNOW ... THIS ... /FLAILS
You don't know how much I flail about this fic in my twitter and I told all my f
riends to read this because it's just too awesome and adorable and cute and guuh
hh .... I WANT GREEN-PPER!KYU!!! /is totally incoherent
Kyuhyun was so so so cute it almost gave me cavities!! And how he forced Mi to c
ook him and his so-called suicide attempts and then he snuggled on pillow and to
Mi and and ... /combusted from too much excitement
I LOVE THIS AND ALL YOUR WORKS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!! <3 <3 <3
Can I add you here in LJ (and twitter)?
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:35 am UTC (Á´½Ó) :DDDDD I'm glad you enjoyed it ;______; sobs I think I ma
de Kyuhyun too cute or something but that's okay. IT'S CAUSE HE'S A GREEN PEPPER
, OKAY.
:D you can add me on LJ and twitter, sure~
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funkyaries
2010-12-20 04:19 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) So now I have 3 all time favourite writers. One is doumyo
ujitsukas and the other is Lunefeng. And then there's you. YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY B
ECOMED. BECAME. BECAMED. WHATEVER. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY ONE OF MY FAV WRITER. AND
I LOVE YOU FOR WRITING THIS OMG SERIOUSLY I DONT KNOW WHAT IM SAYING ILU.
GREEN PEPPER KYU. GREEN. FREAKING. PEPPER KYU. OMG. THAT IS SO ADORABLE. HE ROLL
S AROUND. ROLLS. ROLLS. AND. AND HOPS AND WADDLES AND JUMPS AND OMFG WHY IS HE S
O CUTE. I THINK THE NEXT TIME I GO THE SUPER MARKET, IM GONNA STARE AT THE GREEN
PEPPERS UNTIL THEY SPEAK. AND THEN I'LL BEG MY MOM TO BUY ONE AND GET HER NOT T
O COOK IT. SHE'LL PROBABLY THINK IM CRAZY.
THE WHOLE TIME I WAS SO SCARED THAT KUIXIAN WILL REALLY ROT. OR JUMP INTO A POT
OF BOILING WATER. BUT. HOW DO BOILED GREEN PEPPERS TASTE LIKE?
GAHHHHHHH GREEN PEPPER KYU SNUGGLING INTO HIS PILLOW. IM GONNA BUY A GREEN PEPPE
R, DRAW A FACE ON IT AND THEN PUT IT ON MY BED. :D
AND WHEN KYU STARTED TO FEEL PAIN I WAS ALL "OMG NOOOOOOO. NOOOOO. IS HE GOING T
O ROT? OH NOOOO" AND THEN HE TURNS INTO A HUMAN. :D DOESN'T MI WONDER HOW A GREE
N PEPPER TURNS OUT SO GOOD LOOKING?
AND AT THE START I WAS ALL NO. OMG NO. IS THIS A FIC WHERE ZHOUMI COOKS KYU? AMD
THEN KYU SPOKE. AND I WAS LIKE HE SPEAKS. :O HE SPEAKS.
NAKED KYU. WITH A MOTHERLY MI TEACHING HIM HOW TO PUT ON CLOTHES. HOW AWKWARD IS
THAT.
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funkyaries
2010-12-20 04:22 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) OH AND IF I COULD PUT GIANT TEXT(I CAMT CAUSE IMMA NOOB I
N LJ) IN THIS COMMENT, IT WOULD SAY "ILYSFM"
AND THEN IN SMALL TEXT WOULD BE "CAN I ADD YOU AS FRIEND? AND WHATS YOUR TWITTER
? CAUSE I WANNA FOLLOW YOU. IS IT OKAY IF I FOLLOW YOU? AM I ASKING TO MUCH?"
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funkyaries
2010-12-20 04:25 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) Oh oh and. Um. Crap, I forgot what I wanted to ask you.
..... /thinks hard
Oh yeah!
Whut. Why does Zhoumi buy a green pepper cause its cute. Teach me how to identif
y cute green peppers. How can they look cute. What.
..... I'm gonna start ignoring red and yellow peppers from now on.
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:37 am UTC (Á´½Ó) OMG SUCH A LONG COMMENT CHAIN ;~~~~~; THANK YOU BUT I'M N
OT A VERY GOOD WRITER COMPARED TO DOUMYOUJITSUKAS AND LUNEFENG ;~~~;
PEPPER KYU ALWAYS ROLLS AROUND AND WADDLES AND JUMPS AROUND ;~~~~;
YOU CAN FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AND ADD ME ON LJ, WHATEVER YOU LIKE. LOL :D YOU HAV
E TO @ ME IF YOUR TWITTER UN IS DIFF FROM YOUR LJ NAME THOUGH CAUSE I GET CONFUS
ED A LOT ;~~~;
Um. I dunno. Zhou Mi just has a feeling~ :D HAHA my favorite ones are the green
ones. peppers that is >_>;;
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kimleehyuk
2010-12-20 04:19 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) Omo, sooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!
Whaaa, I wish this thingy will happen to me as well. HAHA.
*go to bed while carrying a green pepper, get ready to sleep and give a kiss to
that pepper*
LOL, hope it will turn into Kyuhyun the next morning, WATTAHEL?! LOL
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:37 am UTC (Á´½Ó) sobs i hope people don't actually go and buy peppers and
put them in their bed...that'd be so...weird. @____@
:D thanks for reading!
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holystardown
2010-12-20 05:15 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) Omg this was so cute! jealous pepper kyu is just too ador
able for words x3
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:37 am UTC (Á´½Ó) :3 thanks for reading~ pepper kyu is always adorable :D
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catherine_leite
2010-12-20 05:48 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) How could you came out with...with...with this???!!!!
This is genius!!!!
Gosh, your fics are just amazing.... gazillion times amazingness that is...
Anyway. Random Mimi is loved... He bought a green pepper because it's cute?? com
e on, Mi!! I'd never look at green peppers the same way again after this... I pr
obably won't eat them anymore...LOL
Imagining waddling green peppers in my fridge... Kyu!!!you're just too cute!!
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:38 am UTC (Á´½Ó) my brain works in strange ways sometimes T____T
i can't eat green peppers anymore even though they're my favorite out of all the
peppers. sobs. ;______________________;
thanks for reading!
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aikurage
2010-12-20 06:20 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) OMG I LOVE THIS <3
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:38 am UTC (Á´½Ó) OMG THANK YOU <3
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vespertinealice
2010-12-20 06:29 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) OH MY GOD. PEPPER FIC. I DON'T EVEN. You are again my fav
orite person, holy crap, this is the best thing ever. Kyuhyun as a pepper and Zh
ou Mi buying him because he looked cute and him turning into a human and being j
ealous of other peppers and oh my god, I love you. (Any plans for a sequel?)
I fail at constructive comments, okay, but <3333
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:38 am UTC (Á´½Ó) I have some plans for a sequel, yes. Someone suggested ho
t sexy times or something so ;~~~; idk, maybe. :D
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kyudreamz39
2010-12-20 06:30 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) Unfortunately as a green pepper he doesn't have very much
patience, so after an hour he starts wiggling around until he gets out of the b
ag. He sits up and looks around the fridge, making a face at the ten month old y
ogurt placed above him, and starts waddling around. Kyuhyun WIGGLES and WADDLES.
I. LOVE. YOU. <333
"I know what you're doing, you're trying to make me sit on you, aren't you? And
then I'll crush you and then you'll die." DRAMA QUEEN ZHOU MI FTW!!!
"Sleep well, Kui Xian," Zhou Mi says drowsily, patting him on the back gently. .
.. peppers have backs?! O_O this is going to be my personal mission when i go gr
ocery shopping - figuring out which side is the back XD
Kyuhyun is human now~~~ I loved reading this sooo much ... it was just all-aroun
d fluffy and snarky and cute and my incoherency unwilling to stick its head back
under so i'll end my rant >.>
?
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:39 am UTC (Á´½Ó) KYUHYUN THE PEPPER WIGGLES AND WADDLES OKAY. THIS IS THE
TRUTH.
um. idk. idk how a pepper has a back. sobs ;~~~~~;
:D thanks for reading!!
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followurdestiny
2010-12-20 11:11 pm UTC (Á´½Ó) LOL... so adorable, a bit crazy, but funny and sweet :) .
.. QMi... Kyu being a green pepper that can talk and Zhoumi refusing to cook him
... (reminds me of a anime clip with vegetables committing suicide as well)... <
33
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applesnapple412
2010-12-21 12:41 am UTC (Á´½Ó) OMG I WAS TOTALLY THINKING OF THAT ANIME CLIP LOL. sobs i
watched it before and i was like omg you stupid potato T____T
thanks for reading! :3
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nimthiriel3
2010-12-21 12:57 am UTC (Á´½Ó) holy crap, this is all sorts of adorable combined~~~~~
I WANT A PEPPER KYUHYUN ;__;
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ryan87ogawa
2010-12-21 02:42 am UTC (Á´½Ó) OMG WHAT IS THIS WHY IS THIS SO CUTEEE???? /squeals
thank you for shariiiing &hearts
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eight. "not again?!" eunhyuk screeches. kyuhyun beams at him from his chair and
waves the controller in victory. 'stupid red hatted plumber," eunhyuk mutters,
and glares daggers at the screen, where Luigi is seen jumping in ecstasy. "hyung
, you just suck at the game. it's not mario's fault." eunhyuk opens his mouth to
retort, but heebum promptly jumps onto his lap and swishes his tail so that it
hits eunhyuk in the mouth. eunhyuk swats it away in annoyance and flings the con
troller half-heartedly at kyuhyun's head.
"eeteuk-hyung! eunhyuk threw the controller at my head and it hurt!" kyuhyun yel
ls, a shit-eating grin on his face as he tosses eunhyuk's controller between his
hands.
nine. "hyung, i'm mature, right?" heechul looks at donghae with a thinly raised
eyebrow. "come again?" donghae flaps his hands and rocks back onto his heels. "i
mean, do i seem childish to you?" heechul taps his fingers against his chin as
he contemplates the question. "why are you asking me this?" "because everyone ac
ts like i'm five!" donghae exclaims, eyebrows furrowing. "it's okay, donghae, i
don't think you act like you're five."
donghae smiles happily as heechul walks away. "i think you act like you're three
."
ten. "hyung, can you stop trying to grope me whenever we're on stage?" siwon ask
s flatly, and sungmin gives him a look of pure innocence. "i wasn't trying to gr
ope you," he says, "it was an accident." siwon raises those eyebrows of his. "an
accident where your hand ends up halfway down my pants?" sungmin throws his han
ds up in the air in exasperation. "okay, i'm sorry. it's not my fault though. yo
ur body is to die for."
"well," siwon says an hour later, tangled up in sheets and skin covered in a she
en of sweat, "it's still annoying when i'm on stage and i have to act all normal
when you're all over me like--mmph!"
eleven. "hey, kyuhy--" kyuhyun whips around, eyes wide, and mouth open. "holy sh
it, hyung, what's with your voice? it's scary as fuck." ryeowook saddens immedia
tely, and kyuhyun's appalled. "did i say something wrong?" ryeowook sighs and pe
rches on the side of kyuhyun's desk. "i want my voice to be more¡manly." kyuhyun ch
okes on his spit as he tries to say, "manly? why?" ryeowook gives him a very fla
mboyant shrug. "i sound like a girl sometimes."
"please don't deepen your voice anymore. it's not you," eeteuk says gently, and
when ryeowook records himself singing in a deeper tone and plays it back, he agr
ees.
twelve. "do we have to?" kibum asks, looking down at the figure sprawled across
his lap. donghae fixes him with a look and kibum quietens down, muttering under
his breath about stupid dramas, fucking whipped, and >:(. heechul throws a peanu
t at kibum's head and says, "you're whipped." donghae aims a kick at heechul's h
ead, only to miss and hit the wall instead. donghae whines for ten seconds befor
e kibum's face appears on the screen, and he shuts up immediately, sore toe forg
otten.
"but i really like your dramas, kibummie," donghae tells kibum's back earnestly
that night, and kibum sniffs twice before turning around and burying into dongha
e's side.
thirteen. my life is perfect, kyuhyun types, and he looks at the screen in satis
faction. because indeed, kyuhyun's life is perfect.
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fourteen. henry's face is near tomato red when his baby cousin swings his violin
round and round and round and round¡ he all out screams when the violin shoots out
of her grasp and soars towards the ceiling. he vaults out of his chair and clos
es a fist around the neck before it smashes, and he lands on the ground with a t
hud. panting heavily, he gives his family members a very dark look before snatch
ing up his violin case and storming back into his room.
even donghae wasn't as bad as this, he thinks, and gives his violin one last, lo
ving stroke.
fifteen. "do you have this in the next size up?" the saleslady gives him a polit
e smile, but informs zhou mi that no, they do not. a minute later, zhou mi's out
of the store, a little more pissed off before he went in. he speed dials kyuhyu
n's number, and after a couple of rings, kyuhyun picks up. "yeah?" he drawls. "i
hate my legs." "what?" "i can't buy pants to save my life. no one has my size!"
kyuhyun's quiet for a second before he says casually, "come over; pants aren't n
ecessary in this dorm."
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20th-Dec-2010 06:02 am (UTC)
hibinoasako
oh god Kyu. just tell the world that you need a pantless Zhou Mi xD
thank you for this :)
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20th-Dec-2010 06:20 am (UTC)
bluedveins
hehehehehehhe. >:D
thank you for reading!
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20th-Dec-2010 06:09 am (UTC)
kage_no_mizu
oh wow. This is hilarious! I laughed so hard reading this. Kyu's such a brat he
h. And Kibummie's so whipped for Hae. Loved this. so. much.
20th-Dec-2010 06:20 am (UTC)
bluedveins
hahahahha, i love kyuhyun's brattiness. :D
thank you! glad you enjoyed it. (:
20th-Dec-2010 07:02 am (UTC)
sapphire_angel9
"well," siwon says an hour later, tangled up in sheets and skin covered in a sh
een of sweat, "it's still annoying when i'm on stage and i have to act all norma
l when you're all over me like--mmph!"
If Siwon isn't being groped by Sungmin then he'll be groped by fangirls.
20th-Dec-2010 07:09 am (UTC)
bluedveins
now that's true.
20th-Dec-2010 07:33 am (UTC)
vanilachocopie
It's over? :(
20th-Dec-2010 07:44 am (UTC)
bluedveins
i'm sorry. :(
20th-Dec-2010 12:25 pm (UTC)
domolovesyou
zhou mi doesn't need pants, obviously.
donghae fixes him with a look and kibum quietens down, muttering under his breat
h about stupid dramas, fucking whipped, and >:(.
*snort*
20th-Dec-2010 12:37 pm (UTC)
bluedveins
zhou mi should go around pantless. :D!
and hehehehehe, glad that's funny. xP
20th-Dec-2010 01:01 pm (UTC)
jasminezilla
and the awesome maknae will always and forever will be an awesome maknae~ :D
...I should have seen than one coming. It's Heechul, after all. *pats Donghae*
TEN IS AWESOME. 'Nuff said.
Ryeowook doesn't have to try so hard. I like his voice just the way it is. :D Co
me to think of it, he reminds me of Sunny haha. When she tries to make her voice
all cute, I sort of don't like it but when she sang Beautiful Restriction I was
like @-) They're really cool :D
Oh Kibum~ I should watch more of Kibum's dramas haha. Oh gosh, this is random bu
t I'm listening to It's You and I keep on remembering how cute Kibum is there~ A
nd the numerous parodies of it on Youtube haha.
'Cause Kyuhyun is cool like that B-)
Aw. Henry's violin. :( I'd understand why he's so attached to his violin. I'm at
tached to my laptop so... *is bricked*
But Zhou Mi has awesome legs~ OH HAHA. Nice, Kyuhyun. :D :D
20th-Dec-2010 01:11 pm (UTC)
bluedveins
LOL IAWTC.
and yes. donghae should expect that too.
HEHEHEH MY SHIMIN BIAS.
kibum = cute, yes. but i don't watch parodies, so i don't know what you're talki
ng about. P:
zhou mi HAS awesome legs~
20th-Dec-2010 02:00 pm (UTC)
jasminezilla
You haven't? Then let me show you an awesome parody of It's You~ :D It makes me
laugh every time~ :D :D
20th-Dec-2010 02:11 pm (UTC)
bluedveins
OMGLOL.
i rotfl-ed.
(i can't imagine how biased my parodies would be if i made parodies.)
20th-Dec-2010 02:27 pm (UTC)
jasminezilla
'Cause parodies are awesome like that. B-) LOL @ Kyuhyun's threats and Siwon be
ing a bad Christian. :D
20th-Dec-2010 02:37 pm (UTC)
bluedveins
lol, ikr. gotta love kyuhyun's snark.
20th-Dec-2010 01:08 pm (UTC)
catherine_leite
Mimi is good in pants... but a lot better out of them!!! lol... /at least kyu i
s agree with me love this bb! *blowing kisses at you* thanks for making me giggl
ing all day....
20th-Dec-2010 01:11 pm (UTC)
bluedveins
you're welcome! :D
thanks for reading.
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Chrysocolla Game Epilogue
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December 19th, 9:49 Current Location:windy room
Current Mood: blah
Current Music:Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha
Title: Chrysocolla Game Epilogue
Author: arcee_b33
Pairing: ?? X Hyuk
Genre: AU, Drama
Warning: Smut, NC-17
Summary: After being rejected by JunSu, HyukJae was given a Chrysocolla ring by
a fortune teller. The ring changes his life from a shy average guy into a sexual
being. But is it for better or worse?
Notes: I was planning to make 2 endings instead of 1 but I¡‾ve been so busy lately I
couldn¡‾t make the 2nd ending. I will make more ChangMin X Hyukkie fic in the futur
e since many people seem to like this pairing but I don¡‾t think that I can make it
this time. Thank you for reading and please stay tuned for my future stories!
STAGE END: JUNSU VS HYUKJAE

ChangMin drove HyukJae home and it was still pretty early in the morning, so Hyu
kJae was not surprised when he saw that his parents were still upstairs in their
room. He waved ChangMin goodbye and quietly tip toed to the living room and got
the shock of his life as he saw JunSu was sleeping on the sofa.
¡°What the hell ...?!¡±
JunSu opened his eyes and saw HyukJae.
¡°Good morning to you too, Hyukkie!¡± he said sarcastically.
¡°Okay, this is enough!¡± HyukJae opened the front door, ¡°Get out!¡±
¡°Yah! You were the one sleeping around, saying to your parents that you were spendi
ng the night at my place while you got laid by my friend?! And now you¡‾re kicking m
e out before you even give me a chance to say anything?!¡±
¡°What?! Don¡‾t you forget that you were the one who said bad things about me and don¡‾t yo
remember that your date slapped me for nothing last night?!¡± HyukJae retorded, ¡°And t
his is my house!¡±
¡°Why are you doing this to me?!¡±
¡°Why are YOU doing this to ME?!¡± HyukJae asked back.
¡°Do WHAT?!¡±
¡°Didn¡‾t you hear me?! Or should I repeat myself over what I just said a minute a go?!¡±
JunSu sighed.
¡°Why are we keep doing this ...¡±
¡°Do what? Exchanging insults?!¡± HyukJae cut him.
¡°Yea, like that!¡± JunSu said, ¡°I was supposed to come here to ask you for an appologize.
¡°Appologize...?¡±
¡°Yeah ... for being a jerk and all that ...¡±
¡°Well you have been acting like a jerk ...¡± HyukJae rolled his eyes.
¡°Yah! Don¡‾t cut me!¡± JunSu replied, annoyed, ¡°I¡‾ve been thinking about the whole thing
e you confessed that you like me and then changing into the biggest slut in scho
ol? Everybody were talking about you and wanted to get a piece of you all over t
he school! That¡‾s just not right!¡±
HyukJae scratched his head, ¡°Why would you care? I mean ... you rejected me and sai
d that I am not your type and we should stay friends, didn¡‾t you?¡±
¡°You see ... I kinda get jealous when it happened ...¡±
¡°Why?¡±
¡°Have you think about being on my shoes?! Maybe I was surprised because you came to
me and told me that you like me all of a sudden! Maybe I was thinking about get
ting you back later and ask you out! But then I saw you dating and having sex wi
th all those guys! How am I supposed to feel?!¡±
¡°...¡± HyukJae lost all words. Why JunSu was so complicated?!
¡°And then I found out that ChangMin was dating you because he wanted to get back at
me for taking his position in the national championship, I was trying to tell y
ou everything before you met ChangMin but you avoided me the whole time at schoo
l! I was mad at you, you know? ChangMin must had said some bad things about me a
nd made you believe him!¡±
¡°How about Tiffany?¡±
¡°She thought you were trying to seduce me!¡±
¡°What?!¡±
¡°She wanted to date me because she thinks it¡‾s good for her popularity and shee sees y
ou as a threat to her popularity that¡‾s why she hates you¡±, JunSu continued, ¡°But I told
her that we shouldn¡‾t seeing each others anymore ...¡±
¡°...¡±
¡°All I wanted to say is ... I came here because I wanted to see you ... and I wante
d to tell you that I was wrong, I¡‾m sorry for being a jerk these past few weeks and
I like you ... I want to be your boyfriend.¡±
HyukJae blinked at the confession.
¡°You are weird, Kim JunSu¡±, HyukJae sighed, ¡°But I want to be with you ...¡±
JunSu smiled, he took HyukJae¡‾s hand in his and the moment his skin came contact wi
th HyukJae¡‾s ring finger, the ring cracked and broke in pieces.
¡°Just ignore that¡±, HyukJae entwined his fingers with JunSu¡‾s.
They shared their first kiss, and it was the kiss that sent butterflies to HyukJ
ae¡‾s stomach.
¡°But wait ...¡± HyukJae told JunSu before he deepened the kiss, ¡°No sex before the 10th d
te, understand?¡±
¡°Understood¡±, JunSu grinned.
*
Two months later
¡°Hyukkie!¡± JunSu called out.
¡°In here!¡± HyukJae replied from his room.
They had been dating for the past 2 months, HyukJae tried to find the fortune te
ller lady, to ask her about the ring, he wanted to tell her how the ring changed
his life and he felt he needed to pay for the ring he broke, but he never found
her.
Without the ring, things had gone back to normal. Everybody at school treated Hy
ukJae like normal, no invitation to a sex romp, no lusty eyes following him ...
but he didn¡‾t mind, he had JunSu and their relationship was normal and they both en
joyed it.
¡°Hey¡±, JunSu grinned as he kissed HyukJae lightly, ¡°Ready to go?¡±
¡°Go? Where?¡± HyukJae linked his arms behind his boyfriend¡‾s neck, pulling for a deeper k
ss.
¡°We were supposed to meet the team at the ... ooof ...!¡± JunSu was pushed to the bed b
y the grinning HyukJae.
¡°Why don¡‾t you call them, tell them that you¡‾re busy?¡± HyukJae¡‾s naughty grin suddenly
JunSu¡‾s mind about meeting his team mates.
¡°I guess they won¡‾t miss us that much¡±, he welcomed HyukJae on his arms.
They kissed passionately, tongues battling for dominance and hands all over each
others. JunSu got impatient and flipped their position so he was on top of Hyuk
Jae, his bottled desire to have HyukJae had reached its limit.
¡°Yah!¡± HyukJae protested as JunSu suddenly ripped the t-shirt he was wearing, ¡°I like th
... aaaah!¡± his complain was cut as JunSu hungrily sucked on HyukJae¡‾s neck.
¡°You were saying?¡± JunSu looked up with devilish look on his face as he had left some
nice marks on HyukJae¡‾s white neck.
¡°Stupid JunSu¡±, HyukJae said, but he licked his lips provocatively, making JunSu horni
er instantly.
¡°But this stupid JunSu is your boyfriend¡±, JunSu replied.
HyukJae was forced to moan as JunSu suckled on one of his nipples, toying the ro
sy nub with his tongue until HyukJae arched his back and whimpered.
¡°S-stupid boyfriend¡±, HyukJae panted but he managed to pull JunSu up for another kiss,
¡°I¡‾m not a girl, so that is not where you should be sucking¡±.
¡°But you enjoyed it¡±, JunSu let HyukJae straddled him on the bed, he pinched HyukJae¡‾s s
nsitive nipple as HyukJae sat on him, making HyukJae¡‾s breath hitched on his throat
h.
¡°This is where you should be paying attention to¡±, HyukJae pulled JunSu¡‾s pants down.
Stealing a glance up to meet JunSu¡‾s eyes, HyukJae bit his lower lip, making JunSu
groaned at the sight. HyukJae really knew how to turn him on!
¡°... oooh! Hyukkie ...!¡± he moaned as HyukJae took his hardening member into his mouth
.
HyukJae was good, JunSu was soon fully hardened under HyukJae¡‾s ministation. His fi
ngers fondled the base of JunSu¡‾s organ while his mouth worked around the head, Hyu
kJae¡‾s tongue tickled the slit, taking JunSu¡‾s pleasure higher.
JunSu was so near to his climax when HyukJae pulled away.
¡°You don¡‾t seriously think that I¡‾ll be doing all the work here, do you?¡± HyukJae poute
liva mixed with JunSu¡‾s pre-come wetting his lips down to his chin.
¡°Of course not¡±, JunSu laid back to the pillows underneath, ¡°Why don¡‾t you strip and I¡
you what you¡‾ve been missing out¡±.
HyukJae stucked his tongue out but he stepped back and stood on the floor. Slowl
y, he shrugged the ripped shirt off his shoulder, fingering his heated skin and
with deliberate slowness he unzipped his jeans and teasingly danced a little to
wiggle himself out of his jeans. He stood back up with his monkey patterned boxe
rs, grinning naughtily with a visible proof of his arousal.
¡°Just get over here now!¡± JunSu barked impatiently.
¡°As you wish!¡± HyukJae kicked his boxers off and quickly jumped to the bed.
It was the last straw, JunSu quickly flipped HyukJae on the bed and devoured his
cheeky lover.
HyukJae let out a small moan when JunSu grinded his erection against his, the mo
an escalated as JunSu reached his ass and squeezed hard.
Knowing what to come, HyukJae opened his legs, welcoming JunSu to settle between
them.
¡°I don¡‾t have any lube¡±, HyukJae suddenly remembered.
¡°You¡‾re going to have sex with your super cool boyfriend and you forgot to have lube?
My my ... are you planning to walk funny for a week?¡± JunSu teased his boyfriend, ¡°you¡‾r
lucky that I got this in my pocket!¡± JunSu showed the lube to HyukJae who was chuc
kling.
¡°You¡‾re so damn horny, JunSu-ah!¡± HyukJae grabbed the lube, ¡°And by the way, you¡‾re no
g!¡±
¡°Shut up or I¡‾ll fuck you raw¡±, JunSu growled.
HyukJae was about to say something back, but JunSu shoved a lubricated finger in
to HyukJae¡‾s opening. HyukJae cursed as another finger joined the first finger. He
positioned himself on JunSu¡‾s erection and started to lap on JunSu¡‾s growing member.
¡°F-fuck Hyuk ...¡± JunSu groaned, despite HyukJae¡‾s tongue licking all over his heated fl
sh, he still managed to scicor HyukJae¡‾s tight tunnel. The dual sensation was makin
g him crazy, the soft tongue all over his shaft was so good, he almost came, and
HyukJae¡‾s tight tunnel was so hot and sucking his finger in.
JunSu had to tear HyukJae off his arousal as the sensation was getting more of h
im and he knew he would come soon with HyukJae keeps doing what he did.
¡°Damn Hyukkie, I¡‾m gonna fuck you so hard ...¡± JunSu spread HyukJae¡‾s legs and pushed h
to the matress, he rubbed the head of his organ against HyukJae¡‾s opening to prepar
e HyukJae of what to come.
¡°Just try and see if you can make me come¡±, HyukJae smirked, challenging JunSu.
That was enough challenge for JunSu, he pushed into HyukJae¡‾s awaiting warmth rough
ly, causing HyukJae¡‾s eyes to roll to the back of his head as his opening was force
d to take JunSu¡‾s manhood, a soft groan was ripped from his lips.
¡°How¡‾s that ...!¡± JunSu panted hard trying to stop himself from slamming into HyukJae.
HyukJae gritted his teeth, JunSu felt so good inside him, he was hot and throbbi
ng, fueling HyukJae¡‾s desire, he wanted nothing but having JunSu to fuck him hard a
nd made him come. JunSu¡‾s member staying unmoving inside him, grazing on his bundle
of nerves lightly, was making him crazy. The fact that he hadn¡‾t get any sex for t
he past few weeks added the lust in him. He needed this, but he didn¡‾t want to show
JunSu how much he wanted it.
¡°Is that all you can do?¡± HyukJae narrowed his eyes.
¡°Fuck Hyuk¡±, JunSu hissed, ¡°I¡‾m going to fuck you so hard ... you won¡‾t walk for days
ed out until only the head was inside HyukJae, ¡°... you¡‾ll be screaming my name ... an
d come so hard ... you¡‾ll pass out!¡± and with that, JunSu slammed hard into HyukJae.
¡°Y-your w-wish!¡± HyukJae stuttered as the intensity of JunSu pistoning into him made i
t hard to form a coherent sentence.
JunSu pulled HyukJae¡‾s legs around his waist, HyukJae coiled one leg up to JunSu¡‾s sho
ulder and pushed back, following JunSu¡‾s lead. With every thrusts JunSu made, he se
nt stars to HyukJae¡‾s eyes, bringing him closer and closer to orgasm.\
¡°Damn ...!¡± HyukJae cursed, his arousal was twitching and leaking with pre come, JunSu¡‾s
fingers were wrapped around the shaft, and his fore finger toyed with the head.
¡°Admit it ... I¡‾m good ...¡± JunSu grunted between his thrusts.
¡°Fuck no ...¡± HyukJae bit his lip to stop himself from moaning out loud as JunSu inten
tionally rammed hard against his prostate dead on.
JunSu moved his hand and pinched HyukJae¡‾s nipple hard, causing HyukJae to moan at
the sensation. The bastard actually smirked as he saw HyukJae was fighting hard
to control his lust.
HyukJae refused to be toyed, he grabbed JunSu¡‾s face and kissed JunSu hard. In the
same time, he counted to five before tightening his spinchter muscles, gripping
JunSu¡‾s member tightly. He could sense how he affected JunSu as his boyfriend groan
ed at the treatment and he did it again a couple of times.
JunSu¡‾s thrusts became more frantic, his panted hard and HyukJae could not stop the
moans from ripping from his lips. With one final thrust, JunSu spilled his seed
s inside HyukJae, filling HyukJae¡‾s rectum with hot come.
Feeling JunSu orgasming inside him brought HyukJae to the edge as well, he came
hard between their bodies, his member erupted hard as his tight tunnel milked Ju
nSu¡‾s organ to the last drop.
Later, as they both had recovered from their orgasm, HyukJae nudged his boyfrien
d off him, ¡°Get off, you¡‾re heavy¡±.
¡°Mmm ... but you¡‾re so tight and hot ... ¡° JunSu replied.
¡°Doesn¡‾t matter, you¡‾re heavy, get off me!¡±
¡°How long do you think it takes for a man to get another erection after an orgasm?¡± Ju
nSu suddenly asked.
¡°I don¡‾t know, why?¡±
¡°I think I¡‾m hard again¡±.
¡°What?!¡±
HyukJae could feel it, JunSu was starting to get hard again.
¡°Stupid boyfriend ...¡± HyukJae muttered.
¡°But you love me¡±, JunSu grinned.
¡°Shut up and kiss me¡±, HyukJae demanded
¡°With pleasure ...¡±
Let¡‾s just say that HyukJae stayed in bed the whole weekend because he could not wa
lk straight for the next few days.
THE END!
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hanachan468
2010-12-19 03:17 am (UTC)
OMG.
APSIODFAPSOIFJASOIFPOSIFPSIOCOSAICDFOAISCDJFAOSIFAOSICD4F
that was so awesome, it made me push a number in my keyboard smash. XDDD
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arcee_b33
2010-12-19 04:21 pm (UTC)
does that mean you like this? thanks!!
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veltana
2010-12-19 03:40 am (UTC)
I think I'll be having permanent nosebleeds for like a week!
that was oerugbogbworkgngljrwnugnwrljng!!!!
Awesome!!! :DD
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arcee_b33
2010-12-19 04:27 pm (UTC)
hahahaha i take it that you like this? great! thanks for your comment!!
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veltana
2010-12-19 05:51 pm (UTC)
omg I liked it YES :D
you're welcome :))
hope you'll write some more stuff soon ^^
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j_gabrielle
2010-12-19 03:55 am (UTC)
Ending... Sigh. You spoil me. I open my email and there it was sitting pretty; t
he notification. Thanks so much for this! ^^
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arcee_b33
2010-12-19 04:28 pm (UTC)
really? you're welcome! and thanks for replying!
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junholove
2010-12-19 04:15 am (UTC)
Yay ending~
that was so completly hot
I love you for posting this
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arcee_b33
2010-12-19 04:28 pm (UTC)
thank youuuuuuuu!!! glad that you enjoy this part!
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heenims_panda
2010-12-19 04:26 am (UTC)
I'm pretty sure I was rooting for changmin in the last chapter, but this was so
amazing I can't remember :)
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arcee_b33
2010-12-19 04:28 pm (UTC)
you did?? i'm glad that i did a good job of distracting you!
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roscarlett80
2010-12-19 04:54 am (UTC)
really hot smut scene.........
so hyukkie choose junsu at last.......great...
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arcee_b33
2010-12-19 04:29 pm (UTC)
i was about to write 2 versions but i've been busy and couldn't write the other
one so... yeah, this is it! i'm glad that you like this!
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aznxbabiix76
2010-12-19 05:00 am (UTC)
:] yay for junsu/eunhyuk !!
awwww junsu was jealoussss - he should be :]
?
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arcee_b33
2010-12-19 04:30 pm (UTC)
of course! hyukkie is damn sexy so he should be jealous!!
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sujuhigh
2010-12-19 05:21 am (UTC)
SPOTTTTTTTTT<333
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sujuhigh
2010-12-19 05:29 am (UTC)
ueiwjksduoierjfksdxyuriekjfdiuahekjsdxcoihkjewsdyiuhkjewsdiuhkjed<33333333333333
3333333333333333333333333 :DDDDDD
oh those two are such horny little devils!!<3
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arcee_b33
2010-12-19 04:38 pm (UTC)
of course they are! hahaha
thanks for liking this!
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LMAO
silverluna_rose
2010-12-19 06:21 am (UTC)
OMG I dunno if I should feel sorry for Hyukkie not being able to walk for a week
but it was still funny seeing them banter at each other :3 I liked it so Hyukki
e got with Junsu. O.O Is it wrong of me to think that all those time he had with
the others were just to prepare him for Junsu's insaitiable drive?
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Re: LMAO
arcee_b33
2010-12-19 04:39 pm (UTC)
i think hyukkie and junsu been friends for a long time and they're not the kind
of couple that go all lovey-dovey.
hmm ... you can call it that way if you like!
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adoraboo
2010-12-19 06:44 am (UTC)
Yay they together now!!!
Finally! Stupid Junsu lol took him long enough
Been dying from the lack of your smut but I'm okay now :D
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arcee_b33
2010-12-19 04:40 pm (UTC)
i'm working on a 1 shot smut!!
but it might take a while because i am sooo busy lately!!
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fanaeh
2010-12-19 09:11 am (UTC)
eunhyuk choose junsu at last.
awwww.junsu is jealous.
gosh.u are an awesome smut writer.
that is so hot.
& junsu got hard again.kyaaaa *nosebleed*
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arcee_b33
2010-12-19 04:44 pm (UTC)
how could he not be jealous! hyukkie is so cute and sexy!!
thanks for liking this!
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eundaesi
2010-12-19 01:22 pm (UTC)
ha ha ha!!!! poor Hyuk.....
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arcee_b33
2010-12-19 04:45 pm (UTC)
of course! but he's so sexy he deserves it!
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cloud_alones
2010-12-19 01:31 pm (UTC)
LOL!!! junsu pervert!!!! how can he make eunhyuk stayed in bed for a whole week!
!!!
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arcee_b33
2010-12-19 04:46 pm (UTC)
he's a big pervert you know! but who could say no to hyukkie??
well thank you for your comment!
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arshav
2010-12-19 03:01 pm (UTC)
aaaaaaaaah!! it's been a while since i read FF and now you came with a bunch sto
ries like christmas present!! *bear hug you* XDD
i love that part HyukJae with Kyuhyun,, just because he's the evil magnae the pl
ot just feel so right to me LoL :D
Junsuuuuu~ take care of him okay <3333
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arcee_b33
2010-12-19 04:46 pm (UTC)
** gets hugged **
awww ... thank you!!!
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eunjewel
2010-12-19 03:45 pm (UTC)
HAHAH its so like hyuksu to quarrel all the way through sex. and how its so nois
y throughout xDD this is epic thanks ! ^^
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arcee_b33
2010-12-19 04:48 pm (UTC)
i think of them as 2 horny students, so they quarrel a lot and made everything f
un (including sex!) thank you for your comment!!
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xblack_dhaliax
2010-12-20 09:37 am (UTC)
~incoherent~.....*blushese*......~my brain has turned into a pile of goo~
have i meantioned thast i love your sexy hot smut?????
because i do....
this was amazing....
i guess the saying you never know what you have until you loose it...is true whe
n it comes to Junsu..
just glad that he was able to get hyuk back....
i guess that was a NO for changmin......sad...but oh well he got himself a hot b
oyfriend....
sorry changmin...i did vote for you...but i guess love can't be forced...
love it....thanks for this dear...you are amazing
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