GZS Presents

#2 jan2021

rich
M ar ti an STEA
L

a s s h o l e s T H IS
Z IN E
 we are going

to fucking

mars, ladies

and gentlemen!
I've waited for this day my entire

life. definitely make us pay.

When I could strap on my boots, This supreme cunt of a man now

jump in my badass space pants, has more money than god and less

and ride my genetically engineered brains than your toaster and

dinosaur into battle against the everyone thinks he's the second

vicious Martian Menace once again. cumming of Tony Fucking Stark or

something.

Wait, that's another timeline...

He's a little rich kid that who's

poppa had an emerald mine. He

Still, Grandmaster invested money well enough to get

a pop star pregnant.

Funkadelic, Mr.

Rerun Elon Musky But I digress...

Is taking us to the On with the show!

Untill next time...

red planet.

Apparently, he's so

rich now, he's gonna

do it for free.

Nah, I'm fucking with you. He'll

 THIS JUST IN...

EVERYTHING
IS
FUCKED.

JESUS
IMPLORES

GOD IS ANGRY. US:

"STAAAAHP GAIS."

THE ONLY
ANSWER
IS TO
ATTACK
MARS.
 THE GUARDIANS
OF THE
US SPACE
FORCE HAVE
ANSWERED THE
CALL!

ACTUAL PICTURE OF BATTLE ON MARS...

 WE HAVE WON
THE WAR..

... BUT AT
WHAT COST?
OUR REALITY IS
FRAYED.
A BEAST HAS
AWAKENED.

PANDORA HAS
FLOODED OUR
CONSENSUS
REALITY.

THE ELDER
GODS HAVE
JUDGED US
LAME AND
BORING.

A CHILD
EMERGES...
VERY FINE
PEOPLE
GREET IT
WITH
ANGER.

BEHOLD, THE RIGHTEOUS FURY OF...

X A3 A-13! MUSK EVOLVED!

PEW!
PE W
!
AFTER A
SHORT
BATTLE... ... THE VERY
FINE PEOPLE
WERE
DEFEATED.

KPOP FANS REJOICED.

X A3 A-13
SENSES A NEW
DANGER!
 BUFFALO CHEEZ
WHIZ HAS
ENTERED THE
BATTLE!

"I GIVE ZERO FUCKS, BUFFALO

CHEEZ WHIZ!"

"I AM TRANSCENDENT!"

STALIN LASER EYE ATTACK!!!

 H !"
"M E

"REJOICE
HUMANS,
YOU ARE
SAVED!"
 "PRAISE
THE
MUSK!"

"SRSLY GAIS,
STAAAAHP. IT'S
EMBARASSING."

"OH MAH, IT'S JAYZUS."

"GAIS..."
"STAAAAHP!"
 in rust we

trust, dust to

dust, if it's

not fallin'

apart then we

know we're

fucked.

snatch.
 AND
WE'RE
HERE'S A
BACK!
WORD
FROM OUR
SPONSOR!

HYUCK!