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gold — it might be a diamond and Visit to France in 1938. The tiara Wedding Facebook page: http:// appeals for budget deal
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l i k e h e a d p i e c e f a v o r e d b y takes its name from the Indian TheRoyalWedding WASHINGTON — President
princesses and brides. rubies set into it, according to the For more royal news, follow Barack Obama says he's willing to
Should Kate Middleton don a Royal Collection website. BBC Royal Wedding on Twitter: make deeper spending cuts if
tiara on April 29, she will be Princess Elizabeth (currently the http://twitter.com/ Congress can compromise on a
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beyond the British royal family all the Fringe tiara originally made Queen as a wedding present. (Photo: Lady Diana Spencer is threat of a government shutdown.
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International travelers are best off with the AT&T iPad 2 Wi-
Fi + 3G
Michael Grothaus (TUAW) and use it on Wi-Fi networks one of Apple's data partners in the
Submitted at 3/5/2011 11:00:00 AM when you land in a specific UK. If I had a Verizon iPad 2, on
country, you won't be able to buy the other hand, I'd be out of luck
With the iPad 2, many people are a data plan in most countries if for 3G data service while in the
sure to be excited that Apple is you have the Verizon iPad 2. The UK. Just something to think about
offering both AT&T and Verizon reason for this is simple: the before you let your frustration at
versions of the iPad 2 Wi-Fi + 3G. AT&T iPad 2 features a GSM AT&T's service push you into the
After all, many out there bemoan chipset, which is the near- open arms of the Verizon iPad 2.
the less than desirable 3G service universal global standard. The Click these links for a full list of
offered by AT&T, so it's nice that Verizon iPad 2 3G uses a CDMA GSM and CDMA countries.
those people can buy an iPad 2 chipset, which, globally, is International travelers are best off
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Verizon's 3G service. However, if GSM. 3G originally appeared on TUAW
you are a frequent international Of course, I'm assuming that you lot, the Verizon iPad 2 will work better off going with the AT&T on Sat, 05 Mar 2011 11:00:00
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Plextor Unveils USB 3.0 Ultra Light iPhone apps? And what advice
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Getting Started with Linux: through his own thoughts on the either -- rather than selecting and
device, talked a little bit about then clicking, fingers on iPad
how developers could use the screens just tap and move.
from the UK and world)
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Installing Apps and Going metaphor of touch to make the Continue reading GDC 2011:
best games possible, and then Graeme Devine on the iPad for
Mervyn King, the Governor of
the Bank of England, has come
Further [Night School] went through a list of what he felt gaming
were the best practices for iOS GDC 2011: Graeme Devine on
under fire from leading
economists after warning that
Whitson Gordon (Lifehacker) development. the iPad for gaming originally Britain risks suffering another
Submitted at 3/4/2011 6:00:00 PM
Devine said that the first time he appeared on TUAW on Sat, 05 financial crisis without reform of
held an iPad, "I felt like I was Mar 2011 09:00:00 EST. Please the country's banks.
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also a series of privately held, but been taking care of. ) wringing over the world’s Whitacre delighted TEDsters by
10 Spring
officially sanctioned one-day
TEDx events that adopt the
format and spirit — more than a
And what about the TED Talks?
Over the years, largely because of
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problems: world slavery, dull
teaching and climate crisis. (As a
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showing how he assembled a
virtual choir on YouTube.
Everyone gasped as surgeon
Fashion
thousand so far, held everywhere
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Berkshires.
Talk has been a genre in itself, a
blend of personal revelation,
geeky science, love of Africa and
probability that a speaker will
show a slide of a polar bear
approaches 100 percent.) But this
Anthony Atala demonstrated how
he literally printed a replacement
kidney from a 3-D printer geared
Myths
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Supersizing the conference to glaciers, and stirring proof of the year they seemed less proscriptive for tissue replacement. Submitted at 3/5/2011 8:00:56 AM
nearly 1,500 attendees — a indomitability of the human spirit, and more based on a novel And one of the heroes of TED
number clearly off the Dunbar all wrapped up in a neat 18- approach to a problem or a this year was Bill Gates, who Fashion has so many rules: You
scale— has its effects. It’s minute package that ends with a scientific breakthrough. curated a session that included should never wear tights with
possible (though admittedly standing ovation. Also, in contrast to the program Khan’s talk and later delivered a open-toed shoes. How about you
unlikely) to go several days and (So common are those standing two years ago, where there was withering TED U presentation wear tights with those open-toed
still not run into someone you o’s that this year TED’s MC and hardly a mention of the that eviscerated state governments shoes? Never wear socks with
know — or not catch a glimpse of chief honcho Chris Anderson — a catastrophic financial meltdown for their budgetary misdeeds. Less sandals. It'd be so cute if you
Renee Zellweger. And the official different guy than my boss at that was the major issue of the successful was the CEO of paired some colorful socks with
nighttime events are fairly Wired — suggested the first day day, this year the TED stage had a PepsiCo, trying to engage those strappy sandals. Never wear
denuded of bigwigs, who that TEDsters should ease up on speaker from Al-Jazeera TEDsters in a dubious earmark a belt over your shirt -- that's so
generally hobnob in private the ecstasy inflation and addressing the democratic project that seemed too baldly self '80s. Wear a belt over your shirt --
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opportunity for any old TEDster It did seem to me that this year from a satellite Tedx event in eventually be found on video on It's enough to give even the most
to say Hi to the bold-faced, and didn’t present didn’t any of the off Cairo carried a stirring speech by TED.com. But as of 2011, the jaded fashionista whiplash! Of
enough of an egalitarian spirit that -the-charts, life-changing, Wael Ghomim, the Google best way to do TED is still in course, rules were certainly made
they will talk back. In typical rhapsodic explosions that TED executive who was a key figure in person. That Norwegian barista to be broken. And spring is here,
encounters this year, I came has occasionally produced. (When the Egyptian revolution. makes one nasty macchiato. so we're about to set you free.
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show last January that had already The talks had their share of hand- Composer and conductor Eric
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world’s largest social network has hacked (like Gawker Media) and investors keep pushing
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annual fee and agreeing to be an
without work by either the site or
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Facebook’s valuation higher and
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empire.
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Saturday clockwatch
Tom Bryant (The Guardian 12.34pm: The Birmingham v hangover for Birmingham. West Brom made one enforced brought a passing game to St
World News) West Brom game off at 12.45, so 12.36pm: Ding, ding, ding: Sky's change from the side which drew Andrews. They're whipping the
Submitted at 3/5/2011 11:06:46 AM this clockwatch will be taking a man interviewing Alex McLeish at Stoke with midfielder Graham ball about the pitch with one- and
ponderous peer at their progress, asks the Birmingham manager Dorrans (ankle) replaced by two-touch passing. It's given
• Follow all the goals with our before moving on to the rest of about a Carling Cup hangover. He James Morrison. Looming Sense Of Regret City
Saturday scoreboard today's games: responds by talking about food 12.41pm:"Pie warmers are de something to think about and
• Check out the latest league Arsenal v Sunderland and fluid intake, which is a good rigueur on fashionable Bold Street they've dropped back and are
tables Bolton v Aston Villa way to get over any hangover. in Liverpool," writes Ian defending quite deeply.
• Send any musings to Fulham v Blackburn 12.39pm: Team news: Copestake. "It matches the curlers 12.57pm: Bleary FC win their
tom.bryant.casual@guardian.co.u Newcastle v Everton Hangover FC: Foster, Carr, and dressing gown look favoured first corner after wiping their eyes
k West Ham v Stoke Johnson, Davies, Ridgewell, there." and heading into West Brom turf.
Afternoon all: How are things? Manchester City v Wigan Beausejour, Fahey, Bowyer, BREAKING NEWS ... The corner is worked to Lee
Probably not a good day to be It's not really a super Saturday, is Bentley, Jerome, Martins. BREAKING NEWS ... Bowyer, outside the area and
near the bottom of the league it? More a survival Saturday with Subs: Doyle, Murphy, Larsson, BREAKING NEWS: The unmarked, but his cross is too
today, is it? Given the concertina- West Ham, Fulham, Blackburn, Phillips, Zigic, Parnaby, Mutch. International FA Board for high for Roger Johnson and goes
esque nature of the lower half of Aston Villa and Everton all in the West Brom: Carson, Reid, sticking their nebs into things sailing into touch.
the table - there are just six points bottom half of the table and all to Olsson, Meite, Shorey, Brunt, have announced that the wearing 12.59pm: Fortune and Jerome
between Everton in 11th and some degree involved in a Mulumbu, Scharner, Thomas, of snoods in matches will be Thomas combine on the left as the
Wigan in 20th (the same gap as relegation scrap. Morrison, Fortune. banned from 1 July. latter, again, wangles his way into
between Arsenal in second and Talking of survival. It's cold out Subs: Myhill, Tchoyi, Vela, Peep, peep: If the pictures in Hangover FC's box. Steven Carr,
Man City in third) - this there. A day on the terraces is Odemwingie, Tamas, Cox, Jara. front of me are to be believed, this though, comes powering in to
afternoon's fixtures may have going to be an ordeal - though, Referee: Mike Jones (Cheshire) Midlands kickabout has been clear.
some bearing on who is going probably not as much of one as 12.40pm: Team analysis, ripped launched. 1.00pm: A long ball into the
down. reading this - anyone got any tips straight from the wires and 12.50pm: West Brom attempt a West Brom box from Cameron
Birmingham City will be waking on keeping fingers warm? A delivered here without pause for couple of attacks up the left wing, Jerome is hastily bundled behind
up today in a familiar state to friend of mine, a fan of a club thought: with a cross eventually coming for a corner. A heavily bearded
much of the country (and your who probably ought to remain Birmingham boss Alex McLeish over for Chris Brunt to nod at the Scott Carson claims. You don't
correspondent). Heads will be nameless, would buy two pies a made five changes - three Dry-mouth United goal. Foster get many heavily bearded
bleary, clothing will be strewn game, one for kick-off, one for enforced - from the Carling Cup- saves comfortably. goalkeepers, do you? Would be
liberally around the bedroom and half-time. Each of these pies, he winning side for the home 12.52pm: Johnson plays a great to see a full ZZ Top between
eyes will be bloodshot. Can they claimed, was tasteless, but was so Premier League clash with West dreadful ball across the back to the sticks.
find a bacon sandwich and a super-heated from the cafe Brom. Midfielders Barry Carr and West Brom's Thomas 1.01pm:"Concerning the cold
Beroca in time to ward off what microwave, that it would keep his Ferguson and Craig Gardner plus latches onto it, then goes darting hands/warm pies scenario," emails
we'll inevitably be calling a hands warm for 45 minutes. In defender Martin Jiranek were into the box. He makes a bit of Ross Hendrie, "A colleague of
Carling hangover if they don't extreme circumstances, he wasn't ruled out through injury while room but his shot doesn't trouble mine who lives further out of
beat West Brom in their above dipping his fingers in said Sebastian Larsson and Nikola Memory-loss Argyle's goal. London than is feasibly
relegation dogfight? Is there pie - the nuclear option. Anyone Zigic were named amongst the 12.52pm:"I believe eggs are good imaginable with a daily commute
anything more clichéd than else? Or is it all those hi-tech, substitutes. Curtis Davies was for a hangover. So perhaps this in mind has a similar technique
suggesting a team will have a inner-pocket, crackable hand handed his debut at the back should be when taking his dog for a walk in
hangover after winning a big heaters these days? alongside Roger Johnson. David 'Scrambled Saturday' or failing the morning: Cooking two
game? But then you don't come 12.35pm: Ding, ding, ding: Sky Bentley, Jean Beausejour, that 'Hair of the Dog Saturday,'" potatoes in tin foil in the oven
here for searing insight do you? presenter Ben Shepherd sets off Cameron Jerome and Wembley emails the irrepressible Ian overnight, that come the morn are
You do? the clichometer alarm as he makes goal hero Obafemi Martins also Copestake.
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transferred swiftly into the something, meanwhile the a little bit of shoving too, which is remembered that it was four years Odemwingie was given a stiff
pockets of his wax jacket Birmingham crowd is trying to always spicy. since Arsenal were again in the talking to Woy Hodgson on the
providing eco friendly hand get their team going (and, 1.22pm: Bentley jinks inside final, but lost to Chelsea. On that touchline just before half-time,
warmth for a couple of hours and possibly, keep themselves warm from the right wing but can't find day Frank Lampard lifted the and he's now on for Marc Antoine
a spot of lunch. Living the what with pie and potato heat no Bowyer. A minute later, a long trophy for Chelsea. It is also 28 Fortune, who's looked a bit
dream." That is a sensational hand doubt beginning to wane half an ball is played into Beausejour's years since Bob Paisley lifted the ineffectual. Second half is about
-warming technique. More please. hour into the game). It's having an feet. He chips the ball into the box trophy in his final season as to kick off.
1.03pm: Another corner for effect and Hangover Town are and Jerome goes down on his manager. On both occasions, GOAL! Birmingham 0-1 West
Bloodshot Eyes Orient, defended beginning to get on top. knees to head the ball just wide of neither of the people to lift the Brom (Mulumbu, 46):
poorly by West Brom, who allow 1.15pm: Jerome has another shot the post. Probably the best cup was the captain as John Terry Odemwingie makes an instant
Lee Bowyer to nip in unmarked from the edge of the box after opportunity he's had in a fairly was in hospital and Graeme impact, creating the chance for
again. This time he shoots but his bludgeoning a path up the West chance-free half. Souness was making a Mulumbu, who goes darting into
howitzer is deflected by Meite, Brom left. A deflection makes the 1.28pm:"I know a farmer who, magnanimous gesture to a soon the box and lifts the ball over
ambling amiably towards him. save an easy one for Carson. presumably understanding the retiring and magnificent manager. Foster. DING DING DING, the
1.07pm: Obafemi Martins uses 1.16pm:"Players these days (I am value of a spud, prefers to sell In the 2001 FA Cup Final, hangover-ometer goes off in the
all of his many (many) years of over 40 so I can say this) are more them rather than use them as hand Liverpool captain Sami Hyypia Sky box
experience to work his way out of likely to get a tattoo of a beard on warmers. However, he uses a was robbed of the honour of GOAL! Birmingham 1-1 West
a tight hole with a bit of shimmy- their faces than grow one," writes similar principle as the spud- lifting the trophy despite finishing Brom (Beausejour, 48):
shammery in the footwork dept. the increasingly wine-fuelled Ian based hand-warming technique the game (Robbie Fowler as team Birmingham go straight up the
Very neat footwork. Hangover FC Copestake of Scott Carson's facial mentioned earlier, but with captain and substitute, and the other end, pausing only for a
then win a freekick on the left furniture. Certainly teams stones" writes Ben Hollander. suited Jamie Redknapp as club Resolve on the way, and prove
wing, which is pinged in well by managed by Roy Hodgson seem "Many's the time he's had to captain did the honours). Have they are over their hangover. The
Bentley but cleared by Meite. It very keen to get busy with the explain why he's jiggling the any other victorious team captains ball is sent whizzing across the
falls to Fahey, who has a shot tattoo gun, Liverpool proved. stones in his pocket to keep been robbed of the honour?" face of goal and the Chilean jabs
from a good 35 miles out, with 1.18pm: Thomas goes on a canter warm." 1.43pm:"I'm a bit miffed by out a foot to lash the ball into the
fairly predictable results. across the pitch, before offloading 1.28pm: If we're being honest McLeish dropping Zigic to the net. Woy indulges in a spot of
1.09pm: Fortune bursts into the so that a cross can be launched here, this game's a bit low on bench after I drafted him into my light face-rubbing. It's not the full
box, but is offside, then Shorey into the Hangover FC box. quality. fantasy side to capitalise on sandpaper to the bonce we saw
attempts a bit of risky/brave Scharner is on the end of it and, 1.32pm: Bentley makes an effort Birmingham playing twice this when he was Liverpool's boss, but
footwork at the other end as a ball rather summing up his game in to inject some excitement into week," writes Kristian Brock. it's getting there.
is launched box-wards by the last five minutes, he makes things, by pointlessly beating two "Zigic is their highest scoring 1.55pm: Bowyer gets himself a
Hangover City. something of a hash of things. men before passing the ball to the striker (in fantasy points). He yellow card for a firm challenge.
1.11pm: Ding, ding, ding: Sky Hangover take the ball, run up the wing. The cross that comes is dropped Larsson too, his highest He tells the referee to eff off on
summariser Alan Smith sets of the other end, then sort of peter out a weak. Ridgewell then attempts a scoring (fit) midfielder. Who do receiving it. Which is nice. Much
hangover alarm once again. bit. cross of his own which is also on these arrogant managers think more excitingly Scharner and
1.13pm: Cameron Jerome 1.21pm: Brunt feeds Jerome the poor side. It's a curious sort of they are? It's like they think they Ridgewell indulge in a bit of
intercepts a Scharner pass and, Thomas who goes tearing up the hangover that just leads to bad know better than The System. wrestling on the outside of the
with the ball bobbling a bit, hoofs pitch, beating Davies as he goes. crossing. Mine generally lead to He'll never win anything." box. They collide, grapple, fall
the ball wide of Scott Carson's left With Brunt screaming for the self-loathing, a dicky stomach and McLeish mentioned in his pre- into the box and then Ridgewell
-hand post from outside the area. return pass, Thomas attempts to brain-cleaving headaches. And match presser, oddly, that ruining wedges Scharner's head into the
Not a good connection, but at shot go it alone but then passes to late. with that, the referee puts the half Kristian Brock's fantasy side was ground and refuses to let him get
somewhere near the goal Hangover FC clear, giving Brunt out of its misery. high on the agenda. "He'll never up. Both get a yellow card.
nonetheless. ample opportunity to make his 1.34pm: A half-time poser from win anything now," he said with a 1.57pm: More on that snood ban.
1.14pm: Carson Yeung is views clear on exactly what he Steve Richards: "Watching the leer. SATURDAY page 42
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Fifa believe they are dangerous respectively (fools), so I'm hoping make the wearer seem a great from his goal-line to deal with box again. There will be four
and have forbidden them from 1 for a Birmingham defeat," writes effeminate wuss, shouldn't their him. The ball, though, gets minutes of stoppage time for
July. Presumably they only Matt Wilde, from fantasy land. preferred method of staying warm knocked back to Scharner who Birmingham to score two goals.
become dangerous in July, or "Odemwingie is my cheap striker in the stands involve growing a attempts to lob the ball over Well, that's not what the stoppage
you'd imagine they'd ban them too, so things are looking good as pair and thus stop whingeing you Foster and into the goal. The time is actually for, but it's what
from now. Are they worried about it stands. Fantasy football is just big girl's blouse, you?" emails keeper just wins the race back Birmingham would be well-
the dangers of Carlos Tevez and about the pinnacle of civilisation Randal Boyd from Canada, where though. advised to use it for.
other snoodanistas overheating on as far as I'm concerned, I can't they know about such things as 2.22pm: David Murphy comes on 2.35pm: The West Brom fans
their holidays? remember what Saturdays were cold and, indeed, nutting up. for Liam Ridgewell, his sing Ole as their team pass the
1.58pm: Bentley flings over a like without it." 2.14pm: Birmingham have a half- appearance on the pitch being ball about the pitch in a usefully
corner and Carson has to punch it 2.07pm: Birmingham ping the hearted penalty shout as greeted with an overwhelming time-consuming manner.
clear lest it drop under the bar. ball into the box from a variety of Ridgewell goes down in the West round of indifference from fans of 2.36pm:"With snoods being
This game has finally come alive. different angles. West Brom ping Brom box after a challenge from Hangover FC. banned as they pose a risk of an
Although Carr does his best to kill it back out from an equally Jara. It was probably more a case 2.25pm: Scharner puts over a on-pitch garotting, will we
it again, by taking several hours to diverse range of varieties. of Ridgewell falling over than good cross to near(ish) the penalty eventually see the outlawing of
take a throw-in. Hangover FC are in the anything, which is probably why spot. Odemwingie makes rather a that ever-looming menace, the
GOAL! Birmingham 1-2 West ascendancy here for a while but he didn't make too much of a fuss hash of the header though, collar?" emails Andrew Fitchett,
Brom (Morrison 57) Bang! What there are few people in the box for over it. directing his effort more towards with furrowed brow. "Or will the
a finish. Morrison takes three their crosses to find. GOAL! Birmingham 1-3 West the corner flag than the goal. big wusses just stitch a snood into
touches to dismantle the 2.10pm: West Brom's Jerome Brom (Scharner, 71) Birmingham 2.27pm: Scharner, who suddenly their shirt and claim it's a high
Birmingham defence, the last of Thomas is coming off and switch off at a corner and seems to be involved in neckline?"
which is to juggle the ball onto his Gonzalo Jara is coming on, Morrison floats the ball into the everything, heads clear a Peep, peep: It's a proper ear-
foot, just outside the area, and suggesting Woy is now hoping to far post. The cross finds Scharner Hangover FC corner. But the ball bleeding hangover for Hangover
send the ball screaming into the hold on to this lead. For on the byline and, from a very falls to Bowyer, who shoots from FC. The final whistle is blown on
back of the net. Birmingham Kevin Phillips tight angle, he nods it back across outside the area. Carson stops a 1-3 defeat against their local
2.03pm: What's going on? comes on for Beausejour, the face of the goal. Unsure of growing his beard for precisely rivals. That means West Brom go
Birmingham race down the other suggesting Alex McLeish is whether the header is going in or long enough to catch the ball. He 16th for now, with Birmingham
end and Bentley blasts a shot at hoping to raise the average age of not, Ben Foster makes sure, by hoofs upfield and then resumes 17th.
goal. It comes whizzing back out those on the pitch by a thousand flapping at the ball and knocking beard-growing duties. 2.40pm:"I've just noticed that one
and Bowyer and Martins queue up years. it in himself. 2.31pm: Mulumbu is not picked of the advertisements at the side
to try and nudge it in. All fail but 2.11pm: A double miss from 2.19pm: Scharner chips the ball up in the area, and he brings of the pitch says "Official
this game has gone from West Brom! Brunt fires in a over the Birmingham defence for Tamas's freekick down, before England Supplier Nivea For
desperately tedious to mental. spectacular surface screamer from Odemwingie to run onto. Good doing that half-interested in Men". What do they supply?
2.04pm: Cameron Jerome tries to outside the box, which pings off idea, but it's slightly over-hit, and scoring but also half-interested in Because I don't think it's
find Martins in the box but West the post and into the path of Foster claims. "I keep my hands running the clock down thing and working," writes Martin Stannard.
Brom clear up the left. Odemwingie (who might have warm in winter by living in the sort of runs goalwards, but not "By the way, I may be mis-
Odemwingie is marginally offside been offside, looking at it again). Caribbean," writes a chirpy Ben really. Keith Fahey gets a yellow reading it, because I'm drinking
as he hopes to latch onto a The assistant referee didn't flag Bamford, smugness oozing from to exactly coincide with the Chinese red wine, and that leads
through ball into the box. He's though, but rather than tap the ball every letter of his email. moment the stadium PA to lots of misses." Chinese red
made such a difference to the into the net, Odemwingie blasted 2.21pm: James Morrison comes announcer gives him the man of wine? In honour of Carson
blunt West Brom attack since his it a good 10 yards over the off after scoring one and setting the match award entirely Yeung? Or because there's no
arrival. crossbar. another up. Gabriel Tamas is his unfathomably. white spirit or similarly throat
2.05pm:"In my fantasy league, 2.13pm:"Since the Guardian's replacement. Odemwingie then 2.33pm: Ding, ding, ding: The stripping juice?
my closest rivals have Zigic as football community seems united tries to fashion another chance, Carling Cup hangover-ometer SATURDAY page 44
captain and Foster in goal in loathing snoods because they forcing Foster to come hurtling goes off in the Sky commentary
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Team news Henderson, Muntari, Malbranque, his former club Blackburn Marriner told him to get over Szczesny does his stand-up career
Fulham v Blackburn Rovers Richardson, Sessegnon, Gyan. Rovers, and a manager most himself. Which he did. a good deal of harm by putting in
Fulham: Schwarzer, Baird, Subs: Gordon, Riveros, Welbeck, would struggle to pick out of a 3.09pm: Fans are trickling in late a competent save to deny
Hughes, Hangeland, Salcido, Colback, Elmohamady, Knott, line-up, is there the very real to watch that West Ham match, Sunderland the lead.
Duff, Etuhu, Murphy, Dempsey, Noble. danger that he might simply not according to reports from the ever 3.21pm: Another red card for
Johnson, Dembele. Referee: Anthony Taylor recognise Steve Kean and thus -intrepid Jacob Steinberg. Some what sounds like quite an exciting
Subs: Stockdale, Kelly, (Cheshire) inadvertently kick off another sort of public transport issue incident: Joe Welch, Histon, 19,
Gudjohnsen, Kakuta, Zamora, Newcastle v Everton handshake-gate? Let's hope so. involving farces, women trapped Foul & Abusive Language. Tasty.
Greening, Davies. Newcastle: Harper, Steven 2.58pm: What does Bendtner's in doors, shambles and lots of GOAL! West Ham 1-0 Stoke
Blackburn: Robinson, Salgado, Taylor, Williamson, Coloccini, inclusion mean? That he's in the capital letters if his Twitter feed is (Ba, 21) A howler! Stoke keeper
Hanley, Samba, Givet, Hoilett, Jose Enrique, Simpson, Tiote, firing line to face Barcelona and anything to go by. Begovic comes flying out of the
Jermaine Jones, Nzonzi, Olsson, Nolan, Gutierrez, Best, that this is his chance to prove his 3.09pm: Fans of prompt goals, box to clear the ball, mis-kicks
Roberts, Diouf. Lovenkrands. form? Or that Chamakh is being get ready to have your day made: spectacularly, and Ba capitalises
Subs: Bunn, Emerton, Kalinic, Subs: Krul, Guthrie, Perch, rested for the game? Meanwhile, The fastest goal in England was to put the Londoners ahead.
Pedersen, Andrews, Santa Cruz, Ameobi, Ferguson, Richardson, at West Ham, Avram Grant's scored by Clayton Donaldson GOAL! Newcastle 1-0 Everton
Rochina. Kuqi. playing three up front - which (Crewe) v Burton Albion after 1 (Leon Best 23) You know what
The players' friend: Mark Everton: Howard, Hibbert, could make things quite exciting/ minute and 57 seconds. we said about things being more
Clattenburg (Tyne & Wear) Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Osman, funny depending on your 3.13pm: A good save from exciting when you don't have any
Bolton v Aston Villa Neville, Rodwell, Arteta, viewpoint. Mignolet at Arsenal prevents information? Well, that's what
Bolton: Jaaskelainen, Steinsson, Beckford, Saha. Aston Villa manager Gerard Bendtner from opening the we're going to have to stick with
Wheater, Cahill, Robinson, Subs: Mucha, Heitinga, Houllier appears to have swapped scoring at The Emirates. as, due to a technical error on the
Elmander, Holden, Muamba, Bilyaletdinov, Coleman, his weakened team for his GOAL! Bolton 0-1 Aston Villa site, I missed the Newcastle goal.
Petrov, Kevin Davies, Sturridge. Anichebe, Duffy, Baxter. weekend one, with no-one yet any (Bent, 15) The visitors go ahead Let's say it was a bicycle kick
Subs: Bogdan, Taylor, Mark Referee: Howard Webb (S the wiser as to why, precisely, he at the Reebok. Walker skipped from the half-way line and move
Davies, Klasnic, Moreno, Alonso, Yorkshire) was resting players against Man between two Bolton players, on.
Lee. West Ham v Stoke City. whipped the ball across the box 3.29pm:"Did Lee Peltier get sent
Aston Villa: Friedel, Walker, West Ham: Green, Tomkins, We're off: Cold hands Saturday is and Darren Bent tapped the ball in off for throwing an almighty
Clark, Baker, Luke Young, Upson, da Costa, Bridge, Noble, underway. Sunderland nearly kick for his 14th of the season. He roaring strop on the halfway line
Reo-Coker, Delph, Albrighton, Parker, Hitzlsperger, Piquionne, things off with a goal but, thanks always scores against Bolton, when they didn't bring him his
Ashley Young, Downing, Bent. Cole, Ba. to Clichy, they don't. doesn't he? nyom-nyoms?" asks Neil
Subs: Subs: Boffin, Gabbidon, Spector, 3.04pm: Newcastle's Tiote and 3.18pm: Sometimes, having a Goodwin. Possibly. Or possibly
Marshall, Pires, Agbonlahor, Hines, O'Neil, Obinna, Jacobsen. Neville have had a coming lack of information makes things he just wanted to be able to watch
Bradley, Heskey, Petrov, Herd. Stoke: Begovic, Wilson, Huth, together, and the Everton captain sound a lot more exciting than Leon Best's Newcastle goal and
Referee: Kevin Friend Shawcross, Pugh, Pennant, Delap, has come off worse. He's they are. This is all I have: Red got himself sent from the pitch. I
(Leicestershire) Whitehead, Whelan, Walters, wheezing around the pitch trying card, Lee Peltier, Huddersfield, hear it was some goal. An
Arsenal v Sunderland Carew. to catch his breath. Stephen 14, Violent Conduct. No idea overhead kick from the halfway
Arsenal: Szczesny, Sagna, Subs: Sorensen, Collins, Jones, Ireland, tipped to make his debut what he did to get sent off that line, apparently.
Djourou, Koscielny, Clichy, Fuller, Diao, Etherington, today, is not even on the bench early, but it sounds good, doesn't GOAL! West Ham 2-0 Stoke
Denilson, Wilshere, Nasri, Diaby, Wilkinson. incidentally. it? Antyone want to hazard a City (Da Costa, 29): Stoke switch
Arshavin, Bendtner. Referee: Andre Marriner (W 3.06pm: Half a penalty shout at guess? off at a set piece and Da Costa
Subs: Almunia, Rosicky, Midlands) Upton Park. The ball was fed in 3.19pm: A glorious save by Steve rises, swan-like, and nods the ball
Ramsey, Squillaci, Eboue, Gibbs, 2.52pm: Handshake dept: Just by Scott Parker, but Ba was Harper keeps the score at home.
Chamakh. what sort of palm-pressing blocked as he tried to shoot. He Newcastle v Everton at 0-0. 3.32pm: Matt Bridle shatter some
Sunderland: Mignolet, Ferdinand, shenanigans will Mark Hughes be had a bit of a whinge about the 3.20pm: More goalkeeper news: SATURDAY page 47
Mensah, Bramble, Bardsley, involved in this week? Up against challenge but referee Andre burgeoning comedian Wojciech
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he will set up enterprise zones in child tax credits payments to the the audience an Ed Miliband joke. the deficit. But he says the Cardiff. His comments about Ed
the budget. low paid. Ed Balls, and Ed Miliband, don't government protected the NHS Miliband have already been
Today I confirm that in the But we've got another of the want to confront the truth about budget. "It's shameful that the reported, but his analysis of
budget we will introduce new Labour Party's pre-prepared rises what needs to be done to clean up Labour/Nationalist Welsh Cameron is also intriguing. Here's
enterprise zones across parts of in petrol tax also coming this the mess - because they can't Assembly government is cutting what he says:
Britain that have missed out in the April – one penny above inflation. handle the truth: it's their mess. the NHS budget when I've given I suspect that [David Cameron] is
last ten years. I won't take risks with economic Of course they had different them the resources to protect it," temperamentally more at ease in
They will be centres for new stability, or wreck the public responsibilities. he says. leading a coalition than he would
businesses and new jobs where finances. Ed Balls should have taken more 2.08pm: Osborne defends the be leading a government of his
taxes will be even lower and more But I promise you I am doing care in writing Gordon Brown's decision to form a coalition. And own party. Not just in
restrictions on growth removed. everything I can to find a way to budgets. he says it was right to agree to a campaigning and presentation, but
They will be in places in our land help. And Ed Miliband should have referendum on the alternative in a number of policy areas, the
with great potential – but which • Osborne signals that he will taken more care in photocopying vote. signs have been more of a
need that extra push from cancel the planned increase in fuel them. This Party has never been afraid continuity with New Labour than
government and local duty in the budget. Osborne also says that Balls and of letting the people decide. an old-style Tory unravelling of
communities working together. 2.18pm: On foreign policy, Miliband are leftwing politicians Let me shock you: on AV, I what proceeding Labour
I am delighted that Nick Bourne George Osborne is known to be a "who don't understand anyone agree with Nick Clegg. administrations had put in place ...
and the Welsh Conservatives have hawk, virtually a neo-con, who wants to get up and get on, It is, as he says, a 'miserable little Still - and I make no apology for
said they want to make these new according to some accounts. He anyone who want a better life for compromise'. saying this - some of the early
enterprise zones work here in does not talk about foreign policy their family, anyone who want to Let us go out there, over the next policy initiatives are consistent
Wales too. often. But, in a passage on the create wealth, and start a business, eight weeks, and make the case with the reforms that New Labour
We need to set people free again. Libyan crisis, he expresses strong and create jobs, and leave against the alternative vote. started, including reforms, in
2.25pm: Osborne says the budget support for those fighting for something to their children." It is unfair on voters. areas like the extension of
will be "unashamedly pro- freedom. 2.13pm: Osborne says the It means politicians are academy schools, or welfare and
growth". And he says he wants to While we are all righty focused government deserves credit for unaccountable. benefit changes, which we did not
promote growth not just in the on the threat from Islamic low interest rates. And the party leader who gets the manage to get fully done. They
south of England, but in the rest extremists, Conservatives have Our fiscal policy allows our most votes can end up losing. may also turn out, if implemented
of the UK too. always understood that there is a independent Bank of England to If you don't believe me, just ask intelligently, to be the kind of
Do you know one of the greatest far more powerful force. keep interest rates lower than they David Miliband. decisions that will resonate with
scandals of the Labour years? The desire of people everywhere would otherwise be. 2.04pm: George Osborne has just the political middle ground that
For every ten jobs created by to be free. Today, Britain has a budget started speaking now. most of Britain inhabits
business in the south, just one job Not just something for the people deficit greater than that of Spain 1.37pm: In her speech Lady There's plenty more stuff in the
was created in the north and the of London, Edinburgh and Cardiff or Portugal. Warsi made a point of saying that chapter worth reporting. It's a bit
midlands. to enjoy. But our businesses and families David Cameron is a Conservative "off-topic", but if I get a chance
2.22pm: Osborne turns to fuel But on the streets of Tripoli and can borrow at interest rates prime minister "delivering I'll post the highlights this
duty. Benghazi, in the internet cafes of similar to those of Germany and Conservative priorities based on afternoon.
When it costs £1.30 for a litre of Tunis and Cairo – they want the France. Conservative promises". But, 1.13pm: Here's a lunchtime
petrol; £80 to fill up a family car; same thing as we want. That is the boost we have according to Lord Mandelson, summary.
I know people feel squeezed. To have a voice and be heard. To provided to our economy. Cameron is more-or-less a • Labour have suggested that
And I say this to people have a stake in our world. To If the government were to Blairite. Mandelson has written a George Osborne's plan to revive
watching: leave something better to our abandon its deficit reduction fascinating essay on the enterprise zones is a gimmick.
I hear you. children. programme, there would be panic contemporary political scene for The Treasury has already trailed
This April I'm freezing council They want what we want. in the markets, he claims. the new paperback edition of his the plan, which Osborne will
tax, cutting income taxes for 23 Freedom. 2.12pm: Osborne defends the autobiography, The Third Man. I TORY page 49
million people and increasing 2.16pm: Now Osborne is giving government's decision to tackle finished reading it on the train to
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illusions: "The Newcastle goal the end of his own free-kick." He max setting. Any footballer Aston Villa. In fact, Downing has HONK, HONK, HONK The
was a tap in from Best after a save really is, Rory, it's a goal that will wishing to donate a redundant just missed the goal from two snood alarm has sounded.
from a NHolan shot..." live long in the memory. Or, in snood please send by courier yards out. Ashley Young then had Chamakh has come trotting from
GOAL! Newcastle 1-1 Everton actual fact, it was Baines taking ASAP." Without wishing to be a second chance a minute later - the bench and out onto the
(Osman 31): Leon Osman gets the free-kick and Phil Jagielka rude, Graeme, could you not just he smashed the ball goalwards but Emirates pitch. And what's that
Everton back into the game. slotting it home. Apologies. step outside. It must be 80 degrees Jaaskelainen saved. Arteta around his neck? It's one in the
Everton haven't won in eight GOAL! Fulham 1-1 Blackburn in Bali. attempts to put Everton 3-1 up but eye for Fifa: it's a proud and now
attempts at St James' Park, (Hanley, 45): Blackburn had gone 4.08pm: Blackburn's Chris Steve Harper has made a fine endangered snood. In your face
perhaps this is the day they can a bit flat against Fulham. The Samba keeps everyone on their save. Blatter. IN YOUR FACE!
change that. home side failed to clear the ball toes at Craven Cottage, he spoons 4.17pm: Fulham 2-1 Blackburn 4.25pm: GOAL! Bolton 1-2
3.36pm: The various oohs and and Hanley lashed the ball at the a clearance onto his own bar and, (Duff, 59) 20 yards, and with his Aston Villa (Albrighton 64)
aahs in the Soccer Saturday studio goal. But a massive deflection with Paul Robinson beaten, the left foot, Duff pings the ball past Downing crosses for Marc
suggest there has been more took it in the opposite direction ball bounces off the crossbar and Paul Robinson and beats the Albrighton and, six yards out, he
action ... and it's been at West and into the inside of the net. behind for a corner. keeper at his nearpost. Poor bounces the ball in front of the
Ham, where Stoke have blown a Meanwhile GOAL! Bolton 1-1 4.09pm: James Tomkins hits the keeping. keeper and into the top of the net.
chance. Incidentally, it sounds as Aston Villa (Cahill, 45) The post as West Ham continue to 4.18pm: Re. The Bali conundrum At Craven Cottage, GOAL!
though Stoke are playing their defender gets a free header from a outplay the elegant footballers of "What about just wanging the a/c Fulham 2-2 Blackburn (Hoilett,
usual brand of free-flowing, corner and nods it home. Stoke. with a very large spanner, that 65) David Hoilett has volleyed
attacking and beautiful football. 3.53pm: Right, the Premier 4.12pm: Newcastle have come should solve the need for a snood. into the corner to equalise.
Always such a watchable side. League half-time scores look like out of the blocks well in the But possibly create the need for a 4.30pm: PENALTY SAVE!
GOAL! Newcastle 1-2 Everton this: second half, they're pegging very large umbrella," chortles Bolton 1-2 Aston Villa Ashley
(Baines, 37) Baines whips in a Arsenal 0-0 Sunderland Everton back. Incidentally, Alan Robin Hazlehurst. Young was fouled in the box and
free kick and Leighton Baines Bolton 1-1 Aston Villa Pardew says he has started 4.20pm: Shola Ameobi has two the referee gave a just penalty.
arrives to side foot into the net. Fulham 1-1 Blackburn scouting players and still seems to efforts against Everton. The first The winger steps up to take the
And GOAL! Fulham 1-0 Newcastle 1-2 Everton be suggesting he will have some was turned around the post for a shot himself, against the advice of
Blackburn Rovers (Duff, 37) The West Ham 2-0 Stoke of the £35m Andy Carroll fee. corner, the second was hit low much of the rest of his team, and
winger scores against his and his See all the half-times in the One of the people he has his eye and straight at the keeper. Phil Jaaskelainen saves!
manager's old club. country here. on, reports suggest, is John Arne Neville decides he's had enough 4.31pm: Mignolet makes another
3.40pm: Just listen to the 3.55pm: Right, I'm off for a Kit Riise. That's John Arne Riise. and limps off to be replaced by great save to keep Arsenal from
weariness, the yearning and the Kat and something a bit more 4.14pm: Arsenal are struggling to Johnny Heitinga. scoring. Must be getting a bit
resignedness in this email from prosaic. Anyone else got a half- find a way through a hard- 4.21pm:"Seeing as Stoke are dicey at The Emirates now.
Sumner Hill: "Watching the time ritual? Back in a bit. pressing Sunderland side. bizarrely proud of being a team of 4.33pm: Chamakh, perhaps
Arsenal v Sunderland game- it has 4.01pm: A mildly interesting* Arshavin is, by all accounts, a giants and cloggers, what is the hampered by that snood, hammers
all the markings of an uninspired stat, courtesy of Opta: that's the pretty but useless bauble glittering general consensus of opinion a header into the bar.
0-0 draw or Sunderland snatching first time Damien Duff has scored ineffectively on the Emirates regarding Tony Pulis amongst 4.33pm: Two conflicting views
a 0-1 win - I've seen this game in two consecutive games since pitch. Likely to be subbed soon. journos such as yourself?" asks on those Riise to Newcastle
several times over the last few December 2004. 4.15pm:"Unfortunately for Phill Wainwright, mistaking me rumours: "Rafa Benitez had many
years." Bendtner, though, has just * This stat is not really mildly Graeme in Bali today is the for a journalist. "As a fellow (many) flaws but it was
gone close. He drilled the ball at interesting at all, is it? religious holiday Nyepi, meaning Welshman I'm inclined to like the impressive how quickly he
the top corner but Mignolet, the 4.05pm: The latest of our everyone has to spend 24 hours guy, but have no idea of how showed Riise the door when it
Sunderland stopper, leapt international snood indoors," writes Paul Collins. much/little regard his coaching/ was obvious his legs had gone.
impressively to save. correspondents is Graeme "Hence the stepping outside management skills are held in." That was two years ago. Two
3.44pm:"Re. that Everton goal," Shotton: "Reading the updates option isn't on the cards." Is He's a 53-year-old man who years ago Mr Pardew," writes
hollers Rory Cleeson. "That from my hotel room in Bali, opening the window allowed? wears a baseball cap in public. SATURDAY page 50
Baines is some player getting on shivering as the A/C is stuck on 4.16pm: Another fine chance for Let's leave it there.
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The Independent reports that the the Royal Regiment of Scotland is production has led to spiralling oil capturing the oil town of Ras dead had arrived from Ras Lanuf.
Saudis have mobilised thousands ready to deploy at 24 hours' prices. Lanuf from forces loyal to Two were Gaddafi loyalists and
of troops to quell growing unrest notice, according to the Ministry 11.22am: Gaddafi has given a Gaddafi. six were rebels. There were also
in the country's north-eastern Shia of Defence. defiant interview to a Serbian TV Rebel soldiers say they now 25 injured.
provinces. The troops are prepared to assist channel in which he claimed "the control the small town of Bin Gaddafi has sent more troops
12.46pm: Up to 35 of Gaddafi's with humanitarian and evacuation Libyan people are fully behind Jawad, according to Reuters and towards Zawiyah in the wake of
tanks are approaching Zawiya, al- operations but not combat, the me". AFP. the rebels' successful defence of
Jazeera reports. MoD has stressed. In the telephone interview with There are reports that opposition the city from an attack by his
Reuters reports that Gaddafi's 11.49am: Reuters has more on Pink TV, Gaddafi again denied forces have advanced further east soldiers at dawn, al Jazeera
forces have retreated from the how the revolt in Libya is the bombing of civilians, of Bin Jawad, which lies about reports.
centre of Zawiya but have affecting its oil production. The claiming: "The Arab media tried 60km (38 miles) west of Ras 10.36am: Here's more on the
encircled the city and set up country is usually the world's 12th to bribe [the Serbs] to say that Lanuf and 525km (330 miles) east fighting in the western city of
checkpoints at the gates. Around largest oil exporter but production they bombed [the civilians]." of Tripoli. Zawiyah, where rebels claim to
30 civilians were killed in the has been slashed since the The Serbian government has "They're in Harawa, 12 to 15km have repelled a major assault by
clashes on Saturday, according to uprising against Gaddafi, which been criticised for failing to join after Bin Jawad. We're getting pro-Gaddafi forces. The battle,
the news agency. has seen rebels gain control of the worldwide condemnation of calls from there and people are which began at dawn, could prove
"At least three rebels have been east of the country – where most Gaddafi's bloody crackdown. coming back from there," Ghraib significant to the regime's defence
killed and many civilians. They of the oil is produced. Serbia's defence ministry has Anaizi, a civilian who is of Tripoli, which lies 30 miles
[Gaddafi's forces] have bombed Fierce fighting around oil rejected Arab media reports that supporting the rebels, told (50km) to the east.
civilian cars trying to flee. Cars installations, most recently in Ras Serb mercenaries flew Libyan jets Reuters. "They entered Zawiyah at six in
are still trying to evacuate the Lanuf, has left many facilities that bombed protesters in the The death toll from Friday's the morning with heavy forces,
casualties," a doctor told Reuters. standing idle or working at well eastern city of Benghazi. fighting around Ras Lanuf and hundreds of soldiers with tanks.
"There is a lot of destruction in below capacity. AP reports that it is "almost Benghazi has reached 26 and Our people fought back ... We
the city, I look around and all I The news agency reports that the certain that some of the could rise further, doctors have have won for now and civilians
see is destruction. Bombed offices of Harouge Oil Operations ammunition fired by Gaddafi's told the news agency. are gathering in the square,"
buildings and burning cars in Ras Lanuf were looted after troops against pro-democracy A doctor at Martyrs' hospital in Youssef Shagan, the rebel force
everywhere – I cannot even count being abandoned on Saturday. protesters in Libya was made in Benghazi, where most of those spokesman in Zawiyah, told
how many." "We have a right to these cars and Serbia, and that some of the air killed when pro-Gaddafi forces Reuters.
Another resident said the bodies more," one armed looter, Nasr al- force pilots who targeted rebel- bombed an arms depot at Rajma "We captured three APCs, two
of eight people had been taken to Abdili, who was taking a pick-up held positions were trained by were brought, put the death toll tanks and one pick-up after an
a mosque for burial. truck, told Reuters. "Gaddafi stole Serbs". from that incident at 19 so far. hour and a half of fighting. A lot
12.16pm: In this Sky News audio from the people and now the 11.09am: The last batch of The bodies of 12 who died there of civilians fled when the fighting
report from Zawiyah, people are taking it back." Chinese workers in Libya has were brought here and the other started," he said, adding that there
correspondent Alex Crawford An oil worker told the new been flown home, according to main Benghazi hospital has seven were government snipers in the
says she has seen the bodies of agency that looters had "stolen China Central Television. The more dead. town.
half a dozen to a dozen pro- more than 300 4x4s" and broken plane carrying more than 300 The doctor added that he Another rebel fighter in central
Gaddafi fighters killed in the into offices. At another oil firm in Chinese workers arrived in the understood six more ambulances Zawiyah, the closest opposition-
fighting earlier today. the town, Libyan Emirates Oil southern city of Guangzhou on were on the way to the hospital held city to Tripoli, told the news
The rebels also captured several Refining Company, concrete Saturday, AP reports. with bodies. agency that Gaddafi's forces were
government tanks, she adds. barricades had been put up across An estimated 30,000 Chinese Most of the dead were residents regrouping at the entrance to the
12.06pm: The British the entrance. were working in Libya, mostly in in houses that were close to the town after being pushed back on
government has confirmed that its Oil sources told Reuters that the construction and oil industries, military base. Saturday morning.
troops are on standby for Harrouge and another Ras Lanuf before the revolt. Ramadan Salem, a doctor at a "Gaddafi will never enter this city.
deployment to Libya. exporter have not been exporting 10.47am: More on the westward hospital in Ajdabiya, another LIBYA page 52
The Black Watch 3rd Battalion of for several days. The fall in advance of the rebel forces after eastern rebel-held town, said eight
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formally announce in a speech to 12.40pm.) do badly in the local elections. predicted that I wouldn't be hear from at least 10 cabinet
the Conservative spring 12.40pm: Here are the main Let's remember where we're fighting for a seat in the press ministers, as well as David
conference this afternoon. But points from Lady Warsi's speech. starting from. We hold almost half room. He was right. There are Cameron, who will be giving the
John Denham, the shadow The full text is now on the of all English seats, gaining many about nine of us here at the closing speech tomorrow
business secretary, accused Conservative party website. when Labour were rock bottom in moment. afternoon.
Osborne of just chasing positive • Warsi said that the referendum the polls. So we have a high base But the conference hall itself Spring conferences can be low-
headlines. He put out this on the alternative vote was more to defend. looks reasonably full. Admittedly, key affairs, but with the economy
statement. important than the Scottish, She was even more explicit about it's not the Albert Hall. It's a wobbling, severe spending cuts
George Osborne will have to Welsh and local elections on 5 this in an interview in today's smallish auditorium. There are coming into effect, the Libyan
show how his new enterprise May. Daily Telegraph."We will do probably about 200 people in it crisis deepening, Ukip beating the
zones will be more effective than On May 5th, I want you to badly in the local elections and now listening to the end of the Tories in the Barnsely Central
those in the 1980s. Independent defend the seats we hold. Of Labour should do very well Welsh debate. byelection and the budget
analysis of enterprise zones at course, we've got to take the seats because of where we are in the Nick Bourne, the leader of the looming, it will be odd if this
home and abroad show they have we can. But above all on May 5th, electoral cycle," she said. I've Conservatives in the Welsh event doesn't generate some solid
limited impact and the cost of job we need to win the one election already heard one Tory Assembly, spoke earlier. He set political news.
creation is far higher than which will affect every single commentator here complaining out what amounts to a mini- Today's main story seems to be
alternatives like the future jobs general election to come. about this, on the grounds that a manifesto for the assembly about the budget. George Osborne
fund. The Tory-led government This is interesting because it party co-chairman should not be elections. He proposed: is speaking this afternoon and the
has wrecked regional reflects the concerns of some conceding defeat before the local • Enterprise zones across Wales. Treasury has already revealed that
development agencies and commentators, like Paul election campaign has already • A voluntary charter mark to he will announce plans to create
ignored Labour pleas to give Goodman at ConservativeHome, started. recognise businesses that promote the "enterprise zone" championed
[local enterprise partnerships] real that the Tories have so far been • She insisted that the government the Welsh language. by the Tories in the 1980s. The
powers over skills and resources. underplaying the importance of was "led by a Conservative prime • Free bus travel and other budget will be "unashamedly pro-
Britain needs a plan for growth, the AV referendum. It also marks minister" and "delivering benefits for members of the armed growth", he will say, and it will
not a plan for headlines. a contrast with the stance taken by Conservative priorities based on forces in Wales. include plans to set up enterprise
• Lady Warsi, the Conservative co senior Labour figures, who have Conservative promises". This • Reversing Labour's health cuts zones in 10 areas of the country.
-chairman, has said that winning generally been arguing that the seemed aimed at those in Wales. My train arrives in Cardiff mid-
the referendum on the alternative local elections are more important Conservative party members - • An extra £3m a year for the morning and so I'm going to miss
vote is more important than doing than the AV poll. 58% of the membership, Welsh air ambulance service. the first hour or so of the
well in the local elections. For the • She urged her audience to fight according to this 11.36am: This is appropriate. The conference, which is about what
Tories, "winning" means securing the Lib Dems. This should not be ConservativeHome poll- who conference is taking place at the the party has been doing in Wales.
a no vote. In part this reflects a a surprise, of course, but it made think that Cameron is making too SWALEC stadium, the home of (The Welsh Conservatives
recognition that the party will do my ears prick up, because you many concessions to the Lib Glamorgan cricket club. normally have their own spring
badly in the Scottish, Welsh and don't often hear Tory ministers Dems. Conservatism, like cricket, is an conference; this year their event
English local elections on 5 May. now talking with relish about 12.34pm: Lady Warsi, the essentially English passion that has merged with the national
Warsi said as much in an attacking the Lib Dems. Warsi did Conservative party co-chairman, has never been fully embraced by spring forum.) But here are the
interview published this morning. this in the context of AV, in a has just finished speaking. It the Welsh. main events I'll be covering.
But it is also a response to fears passage that is not in the printed wasn't one of the great speeches I've arrived and I'm just getting • 12pm: Lady Warsi, the
that "losing" the AV referendum version of her speech released to of the year, but it was more my bearings. I'll post again soon. Conservative co-chairman, gives a
could damage the Tories' long- the media. interesting than many of the 10:31am: I'm writing this on the speech.
term prospects of forming a Go out and fight every single speeches you'll hear at sleepy train to Wales. It's the weekend of • 2pm: George Osborne, the
majority government. Warsi urged Liberal Democrat backing the conferences like this at 12.30pm the Conservative spring chancellor, opens a session on
activists to "fight every single other side because the on a sunny Saturday. I'll post a conference (or spring forum, as economic growth with a speech.
Liberal Democrat backing the Conservatives are voting no. summary in a moment. they call it – anyone know why?) TORY page 50
other side" on this issue. (See • She warned that the party could 12.07pm: In the comments hilltop and over the next 48 hours we'll
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Niall Mullen. But Stephen Sturridge crosses, Wheater heads adjudged Arshavin was offside old mate, the Sunderland manager There will then be a panel session
Armson has this to say on the down, then Klasnic drives the ball when he got the ball in the net, Steve Bruce, for. on regional growth, with MPs and
matter: "What's with the sarcastic home, low and hard, into the but had it disallowed. Meanwhile, at the other end of AMs (members of the Welsh
repetition? Riise to Newcastle bottom corner. Ashley Young 4.54pm: It's finished at Upton the table, West Ham have lifted Assembly) speaking.
sounds a pretty good bit of must want to eat his own head Park, West Ham 3-0 Stoke City. themselves out of the relegation • Around 3pm: Eric Pickles, the
business for Newcastle - if they after missing that penalty. 4.55pm: Bolton 3-2 Aston Villa zone finally, but Birmingham City communities secretary, gives a
can get him for, say, £4m or less. 4.46pm: Penalty at Fulham. is now a result, Houllier's decision now find themselves in it after speech.
At the very least you're Given against Hanley ... can to rest half his squad in the FA their defeat earlier today. And do • Around 3.30pm: Oliver Letwin,
guaranteed two or three 30-yard Fulham seal this... Cup comes back to bite him. Aston Villa have cause for the Cabinet Office minister and
screamers a season. Ace!" 4.47pm: GOAL! Fulham 3-2 4.55pm: Fulham earn their win concern? They may be in 13th but chairman of the Conservative
4.34pm: GOAL! Bolton 2-2 Blackburn (Zamora, 89 PEN) The against Blackburn thanks to that they're only three points ahead of Policy Forum, gives a
Aston Villa (Cahill, 75) Holding striker, off the bench, marks his late penalty. Fulham 3-2 their Midlands neighbours with 33 presentation. There will then be a
swings over a corner, and Gary return with a goal from the spot. Blackburn Rovers. points. Stoke, remaining on 34 discussion on developing
Cahill doubles his tally for the 4.49pm:"If Arsenal fail to win 4.56pm:"Now I'm not an Arsenal points, can't consider themselves economic policies for the future.
day. Ashley Young must be then they should be awarded all fan, but there were two big safe either, despite being in 12th. • Around 4.30pm: Cheryl Gillan,
kicking himself for missing that the unused snoods soon to be left mistakes by refereeing there," Could be a thrilling relegation run the Welsh secretary, closes the
penalty. hanging on dressing room pegs, as writes Kevin Smith. "Arshavin -in. session.
4.36pm: Victor Anichebe has just nothing would be more fitting for wasn't offside, though it was very Thanks all your emails/abuse. I'm I'll post again after 11am, once
been booked for having a bit of a such a bunch of chokers," snigger close, but he was also clearly off. I've arrived.
ding dong with Kevin Nolan. And Ian Copestake. Well, they've just pushed from behind while in the • Premier League • Conservatives
this in the week after Anichebe missed another chance. box. Should have been a penalty, • Arsenal
was awarded a six figure out-of- 4.50pm: Arsenal are pressing, probably a red card as well for • Sunderland Andrew Sparrow
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disallowed after the striker was all those players against City in League results: • Newcastle United
adjudged to have pushed a midweek," sighs Niall Mullen. "I Arsenal 0-0 Sunderland • Everton
defender. guess that's why he gets paid the Bolton 3-2 Aston Villa • West Ham United
4.44pm: GOAL! West Ham 3-0 big bucks." Fulham 3-2 Blackburn • Stoke City
Stoke City (Hitzlsperger, 83) The 4.51pm: Bendtner nods the ball at Newcastle 1-2 Everton
Hammer has struck for the the Sunderland goal and West Ham 3-0 Stoke Tom Bryant
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Szczesny and then Titus Bramble Emirates! Arsenal 0-0 Sunderland day three points behind
blazes over from the resulting and Arsene Wenger has a filthy Manchester United, with both
corner. look on his face. He stomps off having played 28 games. Fergie
4.46pm: GOAL! Bolton 3-2 down the tunnel, perhaps furious will be sleeping a shade easier
Aston Villa (Klasnic, 86) at the assistant referee who tonight and has much to thank his
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inflation and raising the incomes Tongji University in Shanghai necessary to restrain food prices. recognised it was unlikely –
of those left behind by the who studies domestic security. "This problem concerns the would have been an actual target Whether you're in the mood for
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He will never set foot here. The David Batty with Saturday's live to the violent crackdown.
1 John 5:20 (03-05-11)
only way for him to enter the city coverage of the ongoing conflict • The opposition national council (Verse of the Day) begins in this life, as we walk
is when we are all dead. He has to in Libya where rebels and forces declared in Benghazi is about to Submitted at 3/5/2011 2:00:00 AM with him each day and extends
kill us all to control the city," said loyal to Muammar Gaddafi are meet for the first time. It will unto forever. For the eternal and
the rebel, who gave his name as engaged in fierce fighting. gather in secret for fear of the We know also that the Son of transcendent God to make himself
Ibrahim. Here are the main developments long reach of Gaddafi's forces, God has come and has given us known to us is grace. For him to
Earlier witnesses told AP that overnight and this morning: AFP reports. understanding, so that we may do it in Jesus is salvation! My
Gaddafi's forces had broken • Rebels in Zawiya, west of the • Arab and Middle East protests know him who is true. And we are Prayer... Holy and awesome
through rebel lines after heavy capital, Tripoli, said they had • Libya in him who is true -- even in his Father, I know that because my
mortar shelling and machine gun repelled an attack by pro-Gaddafi • Muammar Gaddafi Son Jesus Christ. He is the true life is joined to you through Jesus,
fire, which damaged government troops. But the government forces • Middle East God and eternal life. I will enjoy your presence forever.
buildings and homes. said they had broken through the • Protest — 1 John 5:20(NIV) Thoughts on I love you for all you have done
They said snipers were shooting town's defences, forcing the rebels Today's Verse... Jesus came to for me and the terrible price you
on sight anyone on the streets or to retreat deeper inside the city. David Batty reveal God to us. He has given us paid to redeem me from my sins. I
residents who ventured out on • Rebel fighters and defecting guardian.co.uk© Guardian News the clearest picture yet of what love you for creating me and
their homes' balconies. troops have captured the oil port & Media Limited 2011 | Use of God is really like. Because of having a plan for my life when no
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inside the city. – about halfway between Tripoli we are in Christ, we share that for being God and choosing to be
"We will fight them on the streets and the rebel stronghold of special bond with the Father and the kind of Father who wants his
and will never give up so long as Benghazi. find in him a whole new quality children to know and love him. In
Gaddafi is still in power," one of • Libya has asked the United of life. This life won't end when Jesus' name. Amen.
the rebel fighters told the news Nations to suspend sanctions that our bodies die, and eternal life
agency. it imposed last month on Gaddafi
10.12am: Good morning, this is and four of his aides in response
[Warning: This story contains job." Rick's police background, he's fake baby bump for a while. "It 1 finale, which saw Dale ( Jeffrey
major spoilers from The Walking 9. Lori's Love Triangle: In become the de facto leader of the certainly would not make Atlanta DeMunn) convince Andrea to exit
Dead comic series (and possibly Season 1, Lori (Callies) had an group, but that doesn't mean he's cooler unless I can fill the baby the Centers for Disease Control
the TV show it inspired). Read at affair with Shane because she perfect. The comics read like a bump with ice cubes," she said. before its destruction, may have
your own risk.] thought her husband, Rick handbook on what not to do "At this pace, I would be pregnant foreshadowed what's ahead for the
While the writers of AMC's The (Lincoln), was dead. In Season 2, during a zombie apocalypse, and for the next 13 seasons." couple. Yes, the couple. "It was
Walking Dead have only just Callies hopes to dissect the that's due, in large part, to Rick. 4. The Governor: Several actors totally unexpected," Holden said
begun to discuss what will happen "consequences of telling Rick or "And yet, people still listen to expressed their excitement for of Andrea's hook-up with Dale in
in Season 2, speculation about not telling Rick," Callies said. him," Lincoln said cheekily. The Governor, the one-armed the comics. "I wasn't warned
how close the series will stay to "It's no longer just a martial issue "What I'm most excited about is lawless leader of a town that feeds about it. I literally turned a page
the comic book series that of whether her husband will be to see the deterioration — to see strangers to the zombies they use and saw my naked comic book
inspired it runs rampant — even mad at her. This is also an issue of the guy be poisoned and to start for gladiator-like games. While character with Dale. They couldn't
among the actors. sharing something with Rick that not being able to be the leader many have speculated that Merle ( have hired somebody better to
The Walking Dead creator on may drive a permanent wedge anymore and maybe make some Michael Rooker) could become play this, and we're going to really
Season 2: "This world will get between Rick and Shane, which calls that are a terrible decision." The Governor, since he too is honor the relationship well."
more dangerous" could put everyone at risk because 6. Andrea Becomes a Warrior: missing a limb, Darabont was 1. Lori's Death: Callie said she
Andrew Lincoln, Sarah Wayne these two men are our best Over the span of the comics, quick to shoot down that idea. stopped reading before the death
Callies and the rest of the cast protectors." And for the comic Andrea becomes quite handy with "Merle will not be The Governor of her character. "I know how
shared their thoughts on which enthusiasts who worry this will a gun. Unfortunately, the one because what a lame and obvious badly it ends," she said. "I've seen
comic book story lines they feel turn into a soap opera love thing Laurie Holden is looking course that would be," he said. that frame, and I think it's
would be great to bring to the triangle, Bernthal said it will be "a forward to — hint, hint — is the "[But] I could change my mind emblematic of our show. You
screen during Friday's triangle like you've never seen one thing she can't share. "I know because I'm willing to be lame can't pull any punches."
PaleyFest2011 panel, moderated before." it's going to shake some fans up a and obvious just like everybody." What are you looking forward to
by TV Guide Magazine's Michael 8. Glenn's Lover: In the comic bit," Holden said. "Andrea is Added comic creator and seeing the most?
Schneider. series, the group's next stop is going to do some stuff that's very executive producer Robert This entry passed through the
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start fleshing these characters out change his character and I'm Lori navigates this pregnancy hand, disabling the leader greatly. Guardian's Economics Editor.
... you really are loath to get rid of really excited to play that." His knowing that this is a renaissance Fans "loved it because it means no
them too quickly." This is great dream casting for his potential pregnancy," Callies said. "There's one is safe," Lincoln said. "It was
news for Bernthal, who can't wait love interest? Natalie Portman. no pain medication, there's no great to show the extremity of the
to see what comes next. "There's a The Walking Dead's Robert doctor, there's no prenatal situation, but I think we've shown
lot more that they can squeeze of Kirkman on Season 1's explosive vitamins." Fortunately for Callies, that already. I'm not sure that it's
this character," he said. "I'm finale and what's next the slow pacing of Season 1 may an essential part yet."
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Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls
topped the 42nd NAACP Image
Awards with three trophies,
including Best Picture.
Tyler Perry leads NAACP Image PaleyFest 2011: 'The Walking
Awards nominations
The film also took home the
director and supporting actress
Dead' Cast Talk Love Triangles,
awards Friday for Perry and
Kimberly Elise, respectively.
Action Figures and Season 2
Laura Prudom (TV Squad) to spotlight 'True Blood,' 'Parks
Perry had a great night overall:
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House of Payne, won Best 'Community' and 'Glee,' to name a
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show, Tyler Perry's Meet the and Southland's Regina King took trophies for Best Male and TV Previews Though writer/director/producer
Browns, earned Best Actor in a the dramatic lead acting prizes. Female Artists, respectively. 'The Walking Dead' started Frank Darabont and creator
Comedy Series honors for star Other TV winners included Ice See the full list of winners here. PaleyFest 2011 off with a bang R o b e r t Kirkman were
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they're all actors with pilot roles war widow in the Missouri town
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reliably, it is they -- the Islamists United States. The Muslim Public The interesting question is not Social Justice in Islam. The book
and the leftists -- who come Affairs Council (MPAC) -- whose whether it occurs, but why. To teaches that Islam is about the
There is a reason leftists and together when there is a third founders were ardent admirers of anyone who studies the matter, as collective, and that those who
Islamists collaborate: party in the mix. Rarely will one Hezbollah and the Muslim the liberty-loving Muslim resist the Muslim ummah must, as
totalitarianism. collude with a common enemy Brotherhood, and whose current reformer Zuhdi Jasser has, the Rousseau would have said, be
T he one thing that absolutely against the other. Today, the executive director said, right after Islamist enthusiasm for statist “forced to be free.” According to
could not be tolerated was true common enemy of Islamists and the 9/11 attacks, that “we should schemes like Obamacare is easy Qutb, “integrating” humanity in
freedom, the liberty of the leftists is individual liberty, put the State of Israel on the to decode. Islamist organizations “an essential unity” under sharia
individual. For Jean-Jacques especially the social, economic, suspect list” -- was at the forefront are collectivist groups, Dr. Jasser is “a prerequisite for true and
Rousseau, the “social compact” and political freedom guaranteed of Islamist organizations then explains. They fall squarely in complete human life, even
would otherwise be “an empty by the American Constitution, as campaigning for the enactment of line with the socialist platform of justifying the use of force against
formula.” The irreducible core of conceived by the Framers. Obamacare, when MPAC wasn’t the Muslim Brotherhood, which those who deviate from it, so that
the utopia he envisioned, the Conceived, that is, by men who otherwise occupied by the is, as Dr. Jasser puts it, to those who wander from the true
“undertaking which alone can saw government as a necessary numerous executive-branch “increase the power of path may be brought back to it.”
give force to the rest,” was quite evil to be rigorously limited lest it agencies that regularly seek its government through entitlement The overarching principle is the
simply this: “Whoever refuses to devour true freedom -- not as an input on any number of issues. programs, increased taxation, and “interdependence and solidarity of
obey the general will shall be essential good to be empowered This should have been no restricting free markets whenever mankind,” with the individual’s
compelled to do so by the whole for the very purpose of enforcing surprise, for history is littered and wherever possible.” That well-being achieved by his
body.” servitude. with Islamist/leftist platform is the legacy of submission to the Islamic state.
Ah, yes, the “general will.” For Collaborations between Islamists confederations -- e.g., the Muslim Brotherhood founder Hassan al- And “whoever has lost sight of
this, every modern totalitarian and leftists -- past examples and Brotherhood’s support of the Banna and of Sayyid Qutb, the this principle must be brought
movement is indebted to the 18th- those happening right before our military coup led by Soviet Brotherhood’s most formidable back to it by any means.” Thus,
century Genevan philosopher who eyes -- are numerous, so much so puppet Gamal Abdel Nasser to theoretician. Decades after their Qutb elaborates, sharia makes
claimed, in The Social Contract, that I admit to being overthrow the British-backed deaths, both these men remain “unbelief” a “crime” that is
that a man’s compulsory servitude dumbfounded by the frequency of Egyptian monarchy; the avowed required reading for budding “reckoned as equal in
to the state -- the embodiment of the question of whether they “Islamic socialism” of the Islamist activists in Brotherhood- punishment” to the “crime of
this general will -- “means really happen. That there is Pakistan People’s Party; the blend inspired redoubts like the Muslim murder.” Forms of treason such as
nothing less than that he will be collusion is undeniable. of Islamists and leftists that has Student Association, the Islamic apostasy and fomenting discord in
forced to be free.” Rousseau was That collusion is a major theme always composed the Palestine Society of North America, and the the ummah are capital offenses.
what we today call “Orwellian” of my book The Grand Jihad: Liberation Organization. Let’s say International Institute of Islamic As in all totalitarian systems,
long before there was an Orwell. How Islam and the Left Sabotage that this hadn’t been the case, Thought. freedom is an illusion: security
“Freedom” was nothing more than America-- “grand jihad” and though. Let’s pretend that the last An animating goal of these through enslavement.
submission. “sabotage” being the Islamists’ 30 years hadn’t seen everything organizations is to have Islamic #ad#Thus is Islam virulently
That is why Rousseau so admired own terms for what they describe from Iranian Communists rallying principles recognized by opposed to capitalism, true
Islam. as their plan to “destroy Western to support Khomeini’s revolution government and enforced through freedom’s economic form. Qutb
#ad#The history of Islam and the civilization.” By the time the book to last summer’s “peace flotilla,” the state’s coercive power. These expounds on Islamic economic
modern Left is one of cooperation was published last spring, the a joint effort by Islamist principles needn’t be known as tenets: Human life is demeaned
when there is some obstacle to Center for Constitutional Rights, a operatives and avowed “Islamic” any more than leftist by great agglomerations of
their divergent concepts of “social New Left flagship created by Communists such as Bill Ayers to pieties are advertised as “leftist.” personal wealth and by the
justice” and the perfect society. radical lawyer William Kunstler break Israel’s blockade of Hamas- They need only reflect what enrichment financiers attain by
These are always marriages of in the 1960s, had spent nearly a controlled Gaza. The everyday Islamists, like leftists, call “social collecting interest on loans (which
convenience, enduring no longer decade spearheading the cooperation between Islamists and justice.” sharia forbids). These
than the enemy that drives them representation of jihadists leftists right under our noses #page#This is perhaps most
into each other’s arms. But, captured making war against the would still be manifest. clearly illustrated in Qutb’s tract, JEAN-JACQUES page 69
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arrangements are said to enslave compartmentalizing or narrowing. citizen.” Above all, it would one, and so far good.” It was only unhappy endings once the
debtors and the working classes, To narrow the breadth of sharia -- merge the sacred and the secular when “the Arabs” departed from common enemy that has drawn
making men the gods of other as Qutb put it, “to confine Islam under a single authority. As in the this model -- when, “having them together has been overcome.
men. To be sure, Islam endorses to the emotions and ritual cycles, pagan states of antiquity, grown prosperous, lettered, In Egypt, the Islamists were
private property -- nominally -- and to bar it from participating in Rousseau’s vision of the ideal civilised, slack and cowardly,” brutally persecuted by Nasser; in
and it is less indifferent than the the activity of life, and to check regime included they were “conquered by Iran, the secular leftists were
Left about incentivizing human its complete dominance over its gods, its own tutelary patrons; barbarians” -- that Islam fell routed by Khomeini.
achievement. But this is only every human secular activity” -- it has its dogmas, its rites, and its victim to what Rousseau (and Nevertheless, for all their
because individual achievement is would reduce it to something external cult prescribed by law; Qutb) saw as the Christian differences, what unites Islamists
ultimately a corporate asset, other than the divine law. It would outside the single nation that dystopia: “the division between and leftists is stronger than what
increasing the dominance of the no longer be Islam. Therefore, follows it, all the world is in its the two powers” of religion and presently divides them. They both
ummah. The property “owner” is mankind is not at liberty to sight infidel, foreign and the state. support totalitarian systems. They
merely a custodian; his wealth constrict Allah’s law, much less to barbarous; the duties and rights of The Muslim Brotherhood, it would both attempt to recreate
belongs to Allah. It is subject to enact provisions that contradict it. man extend for it only as far as its bears remembering, preaches a mankind, intending to perfect us
confiscation by Allah’s agent on Legislatures in the Islamic state own altars. Salafist ideology: a retrenchment by indenturing us to their utopian
earth, the Islamic state, for what is are not democratic in the Western The similarity to Qutb’s Islam is to the principles of the salafia, the schemes. Their general will
deemed to be the collective good sense, even if they have been striking. For the Islamist, all the “rightly guided caliphs” who were cannot abide free will. They both
of the Muslim Nation. elected by the community. In a world is divided into Mohammed’s immediate abhor individual liberty,
This is Islam’s version of the sharia state, as Brotherhood guide irreconcilable spheres: the perfect successors. The reform of Islam unfettered reason, freedom of
general will: sharia’s enforcement Sheikh Yusuf Qaradawi has social justice of Dar al-Islam, the urged by Banna and Qutb was a conscience, equality of
of the central conceit that there is observed, legislators don’t really realm of the Muslims, and the purge of the same barbaric opportunity rather than result, and
no God but Allah. Freedom, for legislate; they are merely vessels unenlightened darkness so influences -- particularly Western, bourgeois values that inculcate a
Qutb, was a release from the of the divine law, which has tellingly called Dar al-Harb, “the Judeo-Christian influences -- that devotion to bedrock Western
servitude of men to men. Not, substantially been set in stone for realm of war” -- infidel, foreign, Rousseau had seen as so principles and traditions.
however, a release from all more than a millennium. and barbarous. corrupting. That is why Islamists and leftists
servitude. Freedom was In Islam, it is Allah’s sharia that Small wonder, then, that Islamists and leftists have several work together. It is why they will
“submission” to Allah -- and not fills the role of Rousseau’s Rousseau lavished praise on significant differences. Qutb saw continue working together as long
just spiritual submission, but total general will. Thus did Qutb Islam. But not just any Islam; his communism as far preferable to as there is resistance.
submission. Authority in Islam is observe of Rousseau’s great accolades were reserved for the capitalism but too obsessed with — Andrew C. McCarthy, a senior
unitary and indivisible. It upheaval, the French Revolution, early Muslims, Islam’s first an economic determinism that fellow at the National Review
recognizes no distinctions that what it “theoretically generations. “Mahomet held very discounted the spiritual. The two Institute, is the author, most
between the sacred and the established by human laws . . . sane views,” Rousseau opined in camps part company on the recently, of The Grand Jihad:
secular. Sharia is not simply a set was established as a matter of The Social Contract. The prophet equality of women and of non- How Islam and the Left Sabotage
of spiritual principles. Islam is a practice by Islam in a profound “linked his political system well Muslims, on matters of sexual America. Andrew C. McCarthy
comprehensive political, and elevated form more than together,” the civil and the liberty, and on abortion. If the
economic, social, and military fourteen centuries earlier.” spiritual as one. “As long as the world were populated only by
program with its own legal code, Such symmetry had not been lost form of his government continued Islamists and leftists, they could
governing every aspect of life. on Rousseau, for whom statism under the caliphs who succeeded not coexist. Their marriages of
There can be no would be the “religion of the him, that government was indeed convenience can have savagely
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through walls, your underpants
LCD and 3D high-definition Windows 7 PCs, and thousands channel Christopher Trout (Engadget) can also be used to detect defects
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Walkman® personal stereo. Sony If your website has a play button, peep your naughty bits at the diagnosis of skin disease. The
is also an innovator in the IT it belongs on .TV. Stand out from airport? Well, a team of camera's creators are working on
arena with its VAIO® personal the crowd with a .TV domain researchers have been working on a smaller, one-sided version of the
computers; and in high-definition name; tell people you create and a handheld camera that sports the device that could have mass-
professional broadcast and share great video content on your same technology, and while market appeal -- we just hope this
they're touting its future impact on thing stays in R&D long enough
HANDHELD stuff like cancer detection and for us to get our bikini bodies
continued from page 77 aerospace engineering, we can't back. Check out a video of its G-
Engadget on Sat, 05 Mar 2011 help but squirm thinking about its rated abilities after the break.
11:24:00 EDT. Please see our Peeping-Tom potential. The Continue reading Handheld
terms for use of feeds. Permalink camera currently takes 30 images millimeter / microwave camera to
PhysOrg| Missouri University of per second by transmitting see through walls, your
Science and Technology| Email millimeter and microwaves to a underpants
this| Comments "collector" on the other side of a Handheld millimeter / microwave
subject, and then sends them to a camera to see through walls, your
laptop for real-time inspection. underpants originally appeared on
Aside from being able to see
straight through your BVDs, it HANDHELD page 77