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Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of
the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND
ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed
by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to
Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is
impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System
once it is installed..
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up w
ith
even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors'
Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with
the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur,
whatever you think has caused them, you must run the.........
C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the
*Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.
It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times,
and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very
rewarding.
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as
"Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0 " or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\
UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child
processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt
Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a
supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly
CRASH.
BEST WISHES!
Yours, Systems Analyst.
Signed,
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Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to downloadTears 6.2
and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically
run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can causeHusband 1.0 to
default to Silence 2.5or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.