cWhat do you think,

why I sms you?

Is it because I care you
OR
I miss you?
OR
I like you?
OR
I need you?
Na͙KAKa͙Na
I͛ve to utilize free sms package.

cI used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on
you.

cU R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

cIf love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to
invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

cA peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close
ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

cA B C D E F G H
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QRSTUVWX
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1 missing in above
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why are you reading again?
shame on you͙!
In ABCD where comes 1.
cIf you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows
my feelings come through.

cOpen with Love...

If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...

cI think;
I should tell you
what people are saying behind your back
.
.
.
Nice Ass!!!!!!!

cWalk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when
u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!

cEverybody wants
someone special
someone innocent
someone nice
someone cool
someone sweet
someone cute
someone intelligent
But why always ME, ME and ME..???

cWhy do U think I SMS u ?

Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass

cBEAUTY TIP:
If you want to protect your face
from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee!

cBest way to purpose a girl.

Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.

cThree types to break mirror:

1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

cThink Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It͛s too long for you.
So, in short ͟ Just Think About Me͟.

cIt's a test to check your capability of Mathematics

But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
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THE QUESTIONS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button

cHi, How are you͙?

Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
.
.
.
.
.
Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.

cWhen u feel lonely

and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!

cThink Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It͛s too long for you.
So, in short ͟ Just Think About Me͟.

cIn the morning I do not eat

because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry

cwhenever u feel sadness in your HEART,

blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

cToday, tomorrow and forever

there will be one heart
that would always beat for you.
You know whose?
Hey, your own stupid.

cPuppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't
disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.

cI want to touch you all over again n again.

.
.
.
.
.
.
through my heart and feeling

cToday is International Handsome Boys

and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute͙
Be true.. Don͛t cheat like me

cWhatever high the sky may be͙..

Whatever wide the River may be͙.
Whatever green a tree may be͙..
just Remember͙.
IT͛S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!

cA - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

cPlease pray for me,

my condition is very serious.
I am getting day by day
M0re Cute
M0re good l0oking
L0vely and smart
and there is no cure of it

cNever ever reject any girls in your life..!

Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!

cFrom Monday to Sunday,

From January To December,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you͛ve always been͙͙͙.. a headache !

c2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile &
stormy if u sing!

cdifference between good girls

and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot

cLast night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble

good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

cLet us live!!!
Let us love!!!
Let us share
the deepest secrets of our souls!!!
You first.

cThis my most beautiful SMS for you

If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?

cCould u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -

it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER

cToday night I would like to

kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito

cNice Kiss is on Head.

Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
and
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on ͞IRON͟
Try it now. Mmmmuah

cLife is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know
that life is worth living with someone like you around.

cI know you think I͛m cute,

I know you think I͛m gorgeous,
but like the other guys
take a number and wait in line!!

cA smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best
warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
cAlways remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She ͞Has To͟
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He ͞Has Two͟

cLove is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people.
.
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

c1+1=2 eyes look at u...

12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U

I want to say a word to u !!

.
.
That starts with u
.
.
and ends on u
.
.
that truly defines u
.
.
that word is
.
.
͞ULLU͟ ͙..

cI believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked me

out from all the rest because he knew I͟d love you the best!
cOne who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

cBoy1: Meet my wife Tina

Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class

cIf I could be any part of you, I͛d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on
your cheeks, and die on your lips.

cI think you are very careless!

Yo come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

cThe length & breadth & height of you,

total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I͟ll have to take a bite of you.

cNew style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d
same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.

cI wrote your name on sand

it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.

cI think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came
in my mind and left a smile on my face.

cGovernment imposing new taxes.

Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don͟t worry,
flirting is still free

cU luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk
sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

cLoading the Babe meter͙..

5%
17%
26%
57%
78%
99%
100% COMPLETE
Processing data..
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
You are a 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!

cAs days go by, my feelings get stronger,

To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

cMan asked to his wife:

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?

cI wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me
instead.

cHaving a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,the brain͛s natural painkillers.
So, if you need to laugh and you can͛t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

cEven if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a
wish... but straight from your heart.

cLife is pretty much unpredictable.

I may not live long enough but
I won͛t miss out letting you know
That life is worth living with someone like you around.

cPatient to dotor:
You͛ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.

cThose who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then
there are those like me who just can't refuse u!

cL ======
O ======
V ======
E ======
L= loss of money.
o= out of mind.
v= vaste of time.
e= end of life.
So don͛t LOVE.
Only pass your time.

cI have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would
you smile for me?

cAdvise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don͛t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.

cLong ago, Men who sacrificed their

love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!

cToo many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but
they are nothing compared to you!

cNever ask for hug,

Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can͛t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt

cU may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I
don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.

cCheap attitude of girls.

When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
͞I don͛t like these kind of sms ok͟

cAll I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted
was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

cArguing with girls, wife or ladies is like

wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cTouch my heart & u͛ll feel,

Listen to my heart & u͛ll hear,
Look into my heart & u͛ll see,
That u͛ll always be a special part of me.

cFlirting is the only job in the world,

that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references͙.:P

cDon't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor
advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

cA girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,

I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.

cHello!! What's wrong with your mobile?

Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

cFailure is not when͙..

Your girlfriend leaves you͙.
Its when you don͛t try for her sister͙.!

cOnly the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives
gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

cI want u ͙
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner͙. &
to say those sweet three words to U͙.
͞Pay The Bill͟

cHey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high
percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

cAM I CUTE? TEST

call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

cI don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times
u͛ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

cDo u know whats A B C D E F G?

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again

cWithout ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday &
Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

cWhy do girls look beautiful?

is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
.
.
.
.
boys have good IMAGINATION

cIf all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?