The Sherando Times: Nip & Tuck: Solves Aging?

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Volume III, Issue 18 Stephens City • Middletown • Kernstown May 4 – 10, 2011
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Law lets bikes run red lights and bikes aren’t heavy enough causes an accident. But those way to oncoming traffic, from
or don’t have enough metal to questions have been addressed either direction,” Greason
trip the sensor. in the bill, he said. said. “So there is no transfer
“Most of the traffic signals “Imagine that the red light is of liability.”
today have a wire in the road a stop sign: If the motorcyclist Delegate Bill Janis, R-Glen
– so it’s an induction loop. pulls out into oncoming traf- Allen, introduced a similar
And frequently there’s just fic and causes an accident, he measure – HB 1991. His pro-
not enough metallic mass for would have the same liability posal was folded into Grea-
the induction loop to pick up if he was at a red light or if he son’s bill.
a cycle that goes over there,” was at a stop sign,” Greason HB 1981 passed the House
Burnley said. said. on a 75-24 vote in January.
“If you’re on a bike and Under his measure, motor- The Senate then unanimously
you get to a stoplight – and I cycles and bicycles must come approved the bill – with an
stop for stoplights religiously to a complete stop at a red amendment emphasizing that
– it puts me into a difficult light and wait for 120 seconds bicyclists and motorcyclists
position. Because if the light or two cycles of the light. who proceed through a red
doesn’t change, I’ve either got “Then they proceed with light must yield to oncoming
to wait for a car to come up be- caution, as if they were at a traffic. The House then voted
hind me to trip the stoplight, stop sign, and they must main- 87-11 in favor of the amended
or I’ve got to break the law tain all the liability, and give bill.
– and I don’t like to do that.”
D e l e g at e Th o m a s “ Ta g ”
Greason, who sponsored HB
1981, said the legislation will
By Danny Rathbun be allowed to run those red make things much safer for
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tions, under a bill signed into “ The bill i s de sig ne d to
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Angie Buterakos: angie@sherandotimes.com • 540-683-9197 Dating
Top five mistakes women make while dating

The If you’re single, it’s likely that statistics.” √ Don’t Be Too Aggressive - Learn how to en-
Sherando you’re using dating Web sites

like job seekers use Monster and
Hotjobs, hoping that you’ll find
Dr. Ryan, who has spent years
with his wife counseling engaged
couples about sex through their
Women who come on too
strong look desperate
and may scare off qual-
gage men with-
out coming
on too
Times
someone who fits your dating church classes on marriage, has ity guys. strong.
profile. aggregated some of his best advice Preda-
The TV commercials love to on dating into a list of the five
trumpet the fact that one in five most common mistakes made
Member relationships today start on an in dating. They
Virginia Press Association online dating site. The thing that include:
irritates Dr. Kenneth Ryan is that √ D on’t
Stephens City they fail to mention what happens
Kernstown AFTER people meet online. B e To o
Don’t
Middletown “The term ‘online dating’ itself Passive
is deceptive,” said Ryan, author B e Naive Ab out
of Finding Your Prince in a Sea – Some
Press releases should be women Men – If a woman does not
of Toads: How to Find a Quality understand the huge difference
emailed to: Guy Without Getting Your Heart feel help-
less and between men and women when
news@sherandotimes.com Shredded (www.findingyour- it comes to sex and relationships,
prince.com). “You don’t ‘date’ on- she will get burned. If most of her
Publisher
line. You meet online, but the dat- guidance for relationships comes
Daniel P. McDermott ing that occurs after all the emails tory from popular media and peers,
(540) 305-3000 and online chats is something males she is working from a position of
dan@sherandotimes.com people still find confusing and look for ignorance. Movie makers couldn’t
frustrating. Figuring out how to desperate women care less about your life. They just
Copy Editor write a decent profile for a web site because they will want your $14 movie ticket.
Laura Biondi is only step one. Steps two through do almost any-
marriage are more about relat- thing to get a guy. Continued on Page 6
News Reporters:
ing in-person than online. If
Sue Golden people do not know how hope-
asked to repeat three words, tell
Ryan Cannon
Chris Dalton
to evaluate and grow
a relation-
less because
few men have shown SENIOR time, know the day of the week,
spell a word backward and copy a
interest in them. They sit
Lorie Showalter
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ship,
they alone at home hoping Prince
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Nearly one-third of those se-
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by Matilda Charles
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Alison Duvall
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(540) 551-2072 calculations and comprehension.
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Cartoonist: Two hundred seniors age 70- Matilda Charles regrets that she
Ryan Koch plus who had no previous cognitive cannot personally answer reader
or dementia issues were given a questions, but will incorporate
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or $5 for designated drivers and ignated drivers, complimentary can purchase additional tickets
children. Ticket prices are $25 non-alcoholic drinks and water at the festival and continue to
at the gate on May 7. The ticket will be available and sponsored enjoy the music and other en-
price includes a commemora- by Red Bull. tertainment.
tive tasting glass which holds Another new feature of the Beer without food would be
eight tasting tickets, tours of festival will be its opening time like, well … the beach without
the historic manor house, ac- which will be 11 a.m. instead an ocean, so the festival has
cess to all vendors, activities and of noon. McClung says they’ve that covered too! Vendors at the
area crafters, as well as musical learned that the event brings event range from Thai, BBQ,
entertainment by bands Cazh- in so many families that they Italian and other favorites as well
miere who will be performing wanted to give more people as a mix of European imported
from 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and opportunity to get settled on beer, American microbrews and
Modern Thieves from 3 p.m. to the grounds prior to the tasting a few domestic favorites.
6 p.m. which begins at noon. This gives So, what’s the forecast for this
Gnegy says, “Designated driv- families time to find a comfort- long awaited and much needed
ers, children or individuals not able picnic spot, tour the manor fun festival of beer and ale? Does
wanting to taste or sample the and grounds, seek out vendors it really matter? One sponsor
beer are given a different col- and then be ready for the “tasting was heard to say, “All we need
ored wristband.” Whether the field” at 12:00 p.m. now is for the beer god to look
wristband is orange or blue, the “We’ve found this has become out for us!” Another claimed
building excitement over the such a family event and we want that Grounds Supervisor Dennis
upcoming festival is definitely to accommodate this trend,” says Campbell was in charge of the
in the air. McClung. weather … well Dennis, what
In addition to food, drink, Sixty-two beers will be avail- do you say? We won’t hold you
music and an array of entertain- able for tasting which means responsible but anything you
ment, the Winchester Cannons after your first eight tastes which can do to make it sunny and nice
rugby team will host a multi- come with your admission ticket, would be much appreciated!
Admission ticket includes this commemorative beer
club tournament on the front if your goal is to taste the other tasting glass with eight tasting tickets.
meadow. For those who are des- 54 brands, don’t despair, you lories@sherandotimes.com

Opinion Angie Buterakos: angie@sherandotimes.com • 540-683-9197
Continued from Page 3

√ Don’t Panic – Women become
Should you get nipped and tucked?
so fearful that they will never find a
guy who loves them that they aban- Anti-aging advocate reveals why plastic surgery can be good for you
don their convictions and make
irrational, dangerous decisions.
Some painful effects are immedi-
ate, while some might not surface
for years.
√ Don’t Sleep with the Boyfriend
– Every woman must make her
own decision and it is a huge deci-
sion. This is the most common and
most harmful mistake. It causes an
avalanche of problems, many that
the woman does not anticipate.
Sex with a boyfriend might seem
romantic or exhilarating but there
are hidden fangs that will cut deep.
You can’t put a condom on your
heart.
“It’s not easy to navigate the shark-
infested waters of the dating world,
but if you can follow these basic Jane Baskin thinks that if you Because of the extended life span as vital a time as youth. And if tive plastic surgery procedures
tips, you shouldn’t have to worry don’t like what you see in the and the ability to prolong youth you feel young, you should look were performed last year, up 2
about being someone else’s prey,” mirror, you should feel free to with medicine, diet, exercise and young, too.” percent. The increase in cosmetic
Dr. Ryan added. change it. plastic surgery, old age is post- The numbers bear out her mes- plastic surgery mirrors the rise in
About Dr. Kenneth Ryan “I’m a big advocate of what I call poned. So what do you do when sage. According to statistics re- consumer confidence throughout
Dr. Kenneth Ryan offers straight Life 2.0,” said Baskin, a former your kids are grown and you don’t leased today by the American So- most of 2010.
talk with a twist of humor about social worker, anti-aging advo- want to work a straight job any ciety of Plastic Surgeons (ASPS),
relationships garnered from years About Jane Baskin
cate and author of Jane of the more? Waiting to die used to be 13.1 million cosmetic plastic
of not only counseling engaged Jungle (http://foreverkindayoung. a brief wait, but now it can take surgery procedures, including Jane Baskin is a former Boston
couples about sex, but from his blogspot.com). “What I’m refer- thirty years or more. Life 2.0 is those that are minimally-invasive TAB features writer and clinical
own marriage and living with three ring to is the third stage of life, or that time between cresting middle or surgical, were performed in social worker. She lives in the
teenage daughters. He understands the second stage of middle age. age and getting old. It should be the United States in 2010, up 5 mountains outside Albuquerque,
the yearning of most young women percent from 2009. In addition, New Mexico, with her husband
to be loved and cherished by a great more than 5.3 million reconstruc- and their herd of dogs and cats.
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Loving Arms assists with ‘Loaves and Fishes’ project

By Carol Ballard to Front Royal,” he said, and added,
Warren County Report “It’s about working together for the
common cause for humanity.”
A new food pantry has opened Shelly said that the project got
in the basement of the Hospital- off the ground initially because she
ity House at Loving Arms Assisted was approached by representatives
Living to help serve the needs of of the Arlington diocese of Catho-
eligible folks from Warren and sur- lic Charities who wanted to know
rounding counties. whether they could assist with Lov-
Its name is Loaves and Fishes, and ing Arms’ needs. They have since
it is based on the bible story about brought help to Loaves and Fishes
a miracle performed by Jesus Christ and give monetary support, but
turning a few loaves of bread and Shelly, with the help of volunteers,
some fish into a feast big enough to is essentially responsible for the
feed hundreds of hungry people. To day-to-day operations. They also
Shelly Cook, RN, founder and di- work with Father Fasano of Front
rector of Loving Arms, the point is Royal’s St. John’s Catholic Church,
that there’s always enough. who, she said, “offers an extended
“It’s been a dream of mine to help hand as well.”
the community and feed the poor,” “I thank the Catholic charities,
she said. but I first thank God. He’s the
Shelly and volunteers Megan Per- reason we’re here. We couldn’t do
rero, who performs managerial and it without him,” Shelly said. Me-
intake duties and, Patrick Johnson, gan also communicates with other Volunteers Megan Perrero, Chef Patrick Johnson and Director Shelly Cook
who is executive chef and chief di- churches to let them know about
etary manager for Loving Arms, a program Shelly characterizes as not as well taken care of by the try. We have people here who want was Megan’s idea,” Shelly said, and
were all gathered in the basement a “humanitarian act of all Faiths standard services. Patrick said, to give back. We have people vol- added, “One little girl came in and
storehouse, and enthusiastically coming together, to work together “One consequence of the system is unteering. One lady goes to Food said, ‘I get to choose?’”
went over some of the details of the to stop hunger”. that families with children get help Lion and collects bakery items and “We don’t turn anyone away. Me-
operation. There is also secular help. Once a and older people get tanked.” For brings them here and others have gan does the intake paperwork with
Megan said that since the pan- month they get food from the Unit- example, one client told them that stepped up as well. Someone came them and fills out forms if there’s a
try opened on Ash Wednesday last ed States Department of Agricul- he receives $684 in Social Security here who was on Disability and literacy problem. I’ve watched the
month, it has served 427 people- ture (USDA) and also buy from the per month and is eligible only for couldn’t hold a job and he comes staff help people who were crying,
approximately 30 a day. Patrick Blue Ridge Food Bank at a reduced $14 a month in food stamps. here and helps. It feels good getting and they were so compassionate.
commented on the sharing aspect rate. Food is also donated through “It’s not about criticizing the gov- to help other people.” We want to make the experience
of the program. “We depot here commercial enterprises and Big ernment programs, but just about Also, no one is made to feel un- for them easy,” Shelly asserted.
– today we sent 1900 lbs of food Box stores. helping others. It’s not my job to welcome and there is dignity in the There is a form to fill out that
to Madison County. So far we’ve “We’re trying to augment some know how much money they have, process of collecting food and other asks how else the Pantry may help,
also shared food with Luray, Wood- of the government’s programs that or how many cars are in their drive- items. At the entry, there are shop- which is designed to help the per-
stock, Stanley, and Rappahannock a family may not qualify for,” she way,” Shelly said. ping carts, so people can choose son in the long run, not just to
County, but the majority is given said. And some of the elderly are Shelly wanted to emphasize that their own food. Some special items patch up the temporary need for
there is not as much abuse of the are just for kids. There’s a snack bin food. “We try to see what else the
The Annual Newtown system by people in need as some
skeptics think. She said, “It’s not
where they can get a bag and count
out snacks for a week . There are
person needs. There are a lot of
programs people don’t know about
Heritage Festival true people go from pantry to pan- even coloring books for them. “That and if they don’t know where to
look, they won’t know what is out
will be held at the Commons on there,” Shelly said.
Main Street in Stephens City, on On the person’s first visit to the
Saturday May 28th. Pantry, they can get food from the
The Newtown Heritage Festival will
USDA section, then two weeks later
Sherando H.S.
be featuring 2 new commemoratives
they can have a second shopping for
Band Concert at the this year, a Paperweight displaying
Commons Thurs. May the Battle of Newtown and an a great variety of donated canned
26th at 7 p.m. and non-perishable items. Thirty
Battle of the Bands
Ornament of the Look Out Tree.
Both will be available soon at May 6 at 2PM days after the initial visit, they can
at the Commons Fri.
May 27th at 6 p.m.-9
Stephens City Town office. Stop by my new office for a Continued on Page 9
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Stay
Breathe easy
Smart
Stay
Healthy
Getting Control:
Have yourself or loved ones
evaluated by a health care
professional for any breath-
ing issues.
Medications:
Two different types are main-
ly used for the care and con-
trol of asthma related symp-
toms; relief and controller.
Relief medications are used for
sudden shortness of breath,
wheezing or other symp-
toms.
Area residents were Controller medications are tak-
treated Tuesday, May 3 en daily to maintain a healthy
to an asthma screening lifestyle.
as part of Valley Health’s Helping to maintain a healthy
initiative to educate on lifestyle often takes making
changes, like avoiding things
World Asthma Day. that trigger an attack.
Their ‘breathe easy’ truck
was spotted on South Possible triggers:
Pleasant Valley Road. *Pollen from trees and
grasses
*Animal dander
Valley Health promotes World Asthma Day *Air pollution/high ozone levels
Take a deep breath has dual breath is a million years long, in ings and to help educate the and controllers that are new to *Molds
meaning for approximately 15 order to help keep everyone ed- public on what has become one the market. *Dust mites
million people across the Unit- ucated and aware of the asthma major disease. If your asthma is under control
ed States. For those 15 million, issued prevelant in today’s soci- Reducing activities in areas of with a daily controller asking if *Cockroaches
sometimes a deep breath can feel ety Valley Health hit the road. high pollen can help keep asth- that controller is the appropriate
like an eternity on pause. Asth- To help raise awareness Valley matics aware, and in control of approach can often help open *Tobacco smoke
ma attacks have been compared Health mobilized with their ‘On their affliction. Making sure to the floor for discussion. *Exercise
to breathing through a drinking the Road to Better Health’ vehi- keep an open dialogue between — Staff Reports
straw, the throat tightens, the cle for asthma checks on South the patient and their healthcare
chest refuses to inflate, and air is Pleasant Valley Road in Win- professional is importqant in or-
limited. Undiagnosed, an asth- chester. Medical staff were on der to keep up on the latest med- Creative Touch
matic can feel like each pained hand to provide asthma screen- ical trials, medication releases, Experienced staff “Quality Work,
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Loving Arms
Continued from Page 7
again get USDA items. Fresh pro- eyes to the problems in the world
duce, milk, eggs, bread and bakery or community, or wait for the next
items are given when available any person to do it. I know I can’t solve
day the pantry is open. Pet food all the world’s problems, but I can
may also be available, depending on help. If I can send somebody home
whether it has been donated. with enough food so they can feel
Patrick said, “We try to keep as good about themselves tonight,
many nutritious foods as possible then I’ve helped - it’s so simple. I
by stocking whole wheat, and even truly just love my community and
some gluten-free items. We would I couldn’t do any of this without
like to have some sugar-free food, my husband, the volunteers, Pat-
but it’s cost-prohibitive.” rick and Megan. Of all the achieve-
Any donation is welcome, but ments in my life, I hope someone
donations of money go further, be- remembers this.”
cause they are able to stretch it by Volunteers are still needed to help
shopping in a different area with out at the food pantry and they still
their discounts. For a $1 donation, need personal hygiene donations like
for example, they can buy three shampoo, soap, diapers baby wipes-
times as much food. And Shelly things that aren’t covered by WIC
stressed, “We’re not-for-profit, no or food stamps. Toilet tissue, paper
position is paid, we operate with towels, and dish and laundry soap are
all volunteers. One-hundred per always needed.
cent of all donated money goes to Donations should be in unopened
Loaves and Fishes.” paper, plastic or glass containers. Do- The Loving Arms Food Pantry entrance welcomes all who pass through their doors.
Shelly is a life-long resident of nors may drop off donations at the
Warren County and founded Lov- town drop off locations at any time, Area Food Bank will be there April 19 first left onto John Rice Rd and follow call ahead.
ing Arms Assisted Living in 1998 but at the food pantry only on Satur- from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. to help people the dirt Rd. to the third house on the
after she went back to school and days from 10 a.m. to noon. Monetary Loving Arms Food Pantry
fill out the paperwork for getting food right. Enter through the French doors
got her Registered Nurse degree at contributions can be made online stamps and will do the initial qualifi- at basement level. “Loaves and Fishes”
Shenandoah University. at Catholic Charities on www.ccda. cation. Open 5 days a week, Tues. - Fri. - 10 208 John Rice Rd,
She said, “I didn’t want to leave net and designate Loaves and Fishes. Directions: Take 340 south to Riv- a.m. to 2 p.m.; Wed. - 5 to 7 p.m; Sat.
this world without making a dif- Checks can also be sent to the Loaves ermont Dr. (Rt. 619) follow for ap- -12 to 2 p.m. These hours are subject
Front Royal, VA 22630
ference. I had a dream and a vision and Fishes address below. proximately four miles, then make a to change if there are no volunteers Phone: (540) 622-2479
to save people, and I can’t close my A representative of the Blue Ridge left onto Lee Burke Rd., then make available at the pantry, so it’s best to lovingarmsva.com
Staying prepared for hazardous weather

Recent weeks have uncovered more than typical department of Emergency Management, said that issued for their area and know where they would home, or in an interior room or hallway.
weather for the area with heavy storms flooding many residents need to be prepared to abandon go,” he said. If shelter is not available, lie low, stay flat in a
many roadways, tributary water ways and bridges. their homes in times of urgently bad weather. When leaving isn’t an option, or notice of the ditch, or other low-lying area. Do not, however,
In response to that outburst of harsh weather “Those who live in mobile homes should be funnel cloud are not immediately available try to take shelter under any structure such as a bridge or
Michael Cline, state coordinator for the Virginia ready to leave their homes if a tornado warning is keep family members in the lowest level of the overpass. For more visit ReadyVirignia.gov.
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Middletown meetings 9th, 16th, 23rd & 30th Walking Af- tact: Karen Ridings, FCS Agent and $4.00 for children ages 4-10; events just got better! Expanded
ter Midnight Farm, Cross Junction, Winchester VCE 540/665-5699 ages 3 and under are free. Kathy hours have made this event a
Work Session First Monday 7pm. VA. Healing with Horses is a series OR Brittany Wilkins, FCS Agent Reed 540-888-4151 kannreed@ must for every regular and visi-
Regular Council Second Monday of free therapeutic riding sessions Warren VCE 540/635-4549 comcast.net tor looking to enjoy good music,
7pm. Committees Third Tuesday for survivors of domestic violence views, and beer. Come and cel-
7pm. Planning Commission Fourth or sexual assault. Participants will Grand opening Children’s health ebrate Belle Grove’s German and
Monday 7pm. Public Hearings as commit to all 5 sessions, spaces Allstate insurance and safety fair English heritage by sampling a
scheduled and properly advertised. are limited. Facilitator, Michelle great array of beers from the New
All meetings are and always have LaPorte, MSW. To register contact You are cordially invited to the Market Street Church will be and Old World. Delicious food by
been open to the public. Lavenda Denney at The Laurel Grand Opening of Allstate in Ste- holding a Children’s Health and local restaurants, unique shop-
Center 667-6160. phens City, VA. The Ribbon Cut- Safety Fair from 9AM-12PM on ping experiences are available on
Bingo ting Ceremony will begin at 2 PM Saturday, May 7th at the church. the grounds! The historic Manor
So easy to preserve on Friday May 6th, 2011. (provided Market Street is located at the cor- House and landscape are open for
Every Tuesday at the Middle- by the Top of Virginia Regional ner of Cork and Cameron Streets. touring throughout the festival
town Volunteer Fire and Rescue. May 4, 2011 9:30 am - 2:00 pm Chamber). Refreshments will be There will be free helmets and and the Potomac Rugby Union
Doors open at 5pm. Bingo starts May 11, 2011 9:30 am - 2:00 pm served after the ceremony. We playground balls while they last, hosts a multi-club tournament
at 7pm. Located in the social hall May 25, 2011 9:30 am - 2:00 pm look forward to seeing you at the face painting, snacks, balloons, on the front meadow. Come early
rear of building. Concessions sold Location varies by date. May 4th: agencies Grand Opening. Located and many special guests from the and enjoy! Don’t miss it! TICKET
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person. Class size is limited. For Frederick County Middle School, 16th annual “Of Ale Kids fishing rodeo
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Angie Buterakos: angie@sherandotimes.com • 540-683-9197 The news
begin at 2pm and end at 4pm. Winchester, VA Keynote: Sta- Sherando High School students are Museum on the walking mall in or go to www.middletownfire.
Open to kids 1-15 years of age. cey Chatman, Founder & Pres- working with a registered dietician Winchester, 9:30am-12. Join us com/4thchili.htm.
Prizes for the first four trout, the ident of Xtreme Fit Studio from Valley Health to hold a Kids for face painting, balloons, food
largest fish, and the smallest fish As an entrepreneur, motivational Health Expo called “Energize” & a folk music concert by Revival! Benefit concert at S.C.A.A.
will be awarded in each class. speaker, former Washington Red- on May 14, 2011, from 1 p.m. More information at www.Abba-
Classes are 1-6 years, 7-10 years skins Cheerleader & mother, Stac- until 3 p.m. in the Sherando High CarePartners.org/Events Presented by the Shenandoah
and 11-15 years. Please bring ey’s mission in life is assisting people School gym. The event is open to Conservatory Arts Academy Fac-
your own fishing tackle and bait. in achieving their goals & dreams all children in the area who are in Middletown ulty. The goal is to raise money
There will be professional fisher- and finding a special purpose and grades K-5. Energize will feature chili cook-off & car show in order to send supplies, water
man to help with the little people. mission of their own. Special Per- fun games, guest speakers and and food to Japanese victims who
Parents or guardians must accom- formance: Miramar’s Palace Pearls! displays by local businesses Mark your calendar for the 1st survived the recent tsunami and
pany childrenAll mothers will get a Breakout Workshops: Healthy Annual Chili Cook-Off and Car earthquake. The benefit concert
free hotdog and drink, the first 60 Boundaries, Feng Shui Interior Experience Show to be held on Saturday, June will be held on June 5 at 3pm in
will receive a red rose.NO FISH- Design, Laughter Yoga, Healthy outdoor living 4, 2011 from 11 am—3 pm in the Armstrong Hall located on Shenan-
ING AFTER 4pm! No Pets Sexuality, Hula Hooping & Chang- Middletown Park. Rain date is doah University’s main campus.
ing Your Conversation. Join May 14, 2011 10:00 am - 2:00 Sunday, June 5, 2011. The car show Donations of food, sanitary items
Rotary club u s fo r th i s f r e e w o r k s h o p . pm. Frederick Block, Brick & is sponsored by Stingray Motors. and personal donations will be col-
Call Lavenda Denney at the Laurel Stone, 1040 Martinsburg Pike, Car Registration begins at 10 am lected at the door.
May 10, 2011, The Rotary Center 667-6160 to make your Winchester. Kick-off spring & ex- and the Chili Cook-Off begins
Club of Frederick County meets reservation. perience outdoor living by joining at 11 am. All chili participants Donate to N.W. Works
Tuesday morning, May 10, 2011 us for Spring Fling 2011. The day need to pre-register. Awards will computer lab
at Shenandoah University in the will include 3 Do-It-Yourself Clin- be announced at 3 pm. Freddie
Clement Board Room - Allen Film showing ics, Brick Oven Pizza, Grilled Hot Cheshire, a local DJ, will be on- Do you have new or gently used
Dining Hall. Invited guests, club Dogs, Prizes, and a Moon Bounce site playing oldies tunes. General computers, printers, software, or
members and visiting Rotarians The Magic Lantern Theater, the for the children. Frederick Block, admission is $5 per person. Reg- assistive technology you would like
are welcome. A program will be Independent School of Winchester Brick & Stone 540-667-1261 istration forms and information to donate for a good cause? NW
provided for the membership. May and the Friends of Handley Library to participate in the car show and Works is requesting donations for
17, 2011, The Rotary Club of Fred- will co-sponsor two showings Cut-a-thon and chili cook-off will be available the development of a new comput-
erick County will meet Tuesday of the documentary film, “Wait- bake sale benefit online and at the Town Office. For er lab, which will be used to teach
morning, May 17, 2011 at 7:30 a.m. ing for Superman,” that follows a registration information or more important technology and job
at Shenandoah University in the group of students through the U.S. To benefit Andrea King, she general information, please contact training skills to workers with dis-
Clement Board Room - Allen Din- educational system. The showings, suffered a severe stroke and is in Charles Harbaugh at 540-877-4594 abilities. If you would like to help
ing Hall. Mr. David Urso, Director including a Saturday panel discus- rehab now. She is a 4th grade aide
of Development for Lord Fairfax sion, will be at 7 p.m., May 11 and at Bass Hoover and a Mary Kay
Community College will address
the club. Invited guests, club
2 p.m., May 14 in the auditorium
of the Handley Regional Library,
rep. $10 for a cut!!! All proceeds
to go to Andrea and her family.
Do You Need Assistance in Your Home?
members and visiting Rotarians are 100 W. Piccadilly St., Winchester. Sunday May 15th from 1- Helping Seniors Live Safely at Home
welcome. May 24, 2011, The Rotary They are free and open to the 5 @ Sp l i t E n d s Ha i r S a l o n
Club of Frederick County will meet public; donations appreciated. 201 Centre Drive Suite 104, Ste- “To Everything There Is A Season, A Time For Every Purpose Under Heaven” Ecclesiastes 3:1
Tuesday morning, May 24, 2011 at For further info, link to www. phens City- across from Sherando
7:30 a.m. at Shenandoah University magiclanterntheater.org, e-mail High School right behind Wal-
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this local non-profit organization Network for aging support in “The Abbey” on the 2nd floor. retary@faithbap.org or by calling following dinner. Freewill offerings
provide employment opportunities Social time 11:30am-noon. Share 540.869.0497. for both events. Brenda Lambert
for a brighter future please contact Meets the 3rd Monday of every ideas & topics on senior issues 12-1 540-869-6723
NW Works at 540-667-0809. month at Westminster Canterbury pm . All business associated with Yard and bake sale
seniors are invited. Contact: Lisa Praise and worship
Carper 540-722-7458. May 14, 2011 8:00 am - 3:00 pm
ALAMO Winchester Refuge UM Church, 717 Refuge May 6th thru 8th. Open to the
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1:20p 4:20p 7:20p 10:20p at 9 am. Any and all knitters or
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new heavy duty battery never
used. (Marine battery)/10 Folding
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bunk bed, desk, and dresser. All
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rate beading and lace. V-cut
not have wool so there is no need for 1987-1990 Mazda rear bench. Auto, V- 6. Nice City. $350 per month, includes util-
back. Cathedral length train and
to ever shear! This breed has B2000 truck with 2.0 liter Chrome wheels. Green in color. ities. Smoking ok. Must like cats.
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6 to 8. $500. Can email photos.
smooth coat in summer, just like Bass guitar and amplifier for maintained in good condition. New Need a good tenant for huge base-
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big kitchen with breakfast nook, PW/PL/PM, Sunroof, Leather inte-
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dition, garage kept since pur- White, 8600 miles, sunroof, spoiler, and hallway bathroom to share in
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chased. Charger and cover in- a ranch 3 bedroom home in Mid-
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exc. cond., $600. Guitar, Jack- Call 540-550-5380
14 foot freightliner/sprinter van tenance-free front porch, new a month, all utilities included plus
son, 6-string electric, loaded,
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a “screamer”, $800. Keyboard,
run business now. To much infor- large corner lot in Forest Lake month term lease required. A credit
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mation to list so if you are inter- Estates with large storage build- and background check will be done
cond., $3,000. Keyboard, Ro- on appliicant. Please contact Scott
ested please email me $22,000 ing. Will consider all reasonable
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Vending machine route for sale. worn, white form fitting lace & VA. Please call: 571-286-8631 The ideal candidate would be or- Sale Friday, May 6th, 8:00 a.m. un-
ganized and self-motivated. Great
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Craftsman power tools table saw- Saturday May 21st 8am to 2pm
King size Simmons firm pillowtop 27” Sony TV with original remote 10In. blade and table extender to (rain date Sunday May 22nd)
mattress, low profile box springs, &
low profile frame. Excellent, prac-
(not flat screen) in excellent con-
dition $50. (540) 622-2172
saw large objects. asking $300.
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Your Help In Wakeland Manor, corner of Tal-
amore Dr. and Corral Dr. Stephens
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Foot Air Hockey Table - New Can
Piano- Wurlitzer, VGC Ivory/cream
with gold trim. Has gold cush-
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tra blades) asking $200. Take all
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E-Mail picture $250.00. Team. Come on out an bring your
Call 540-723-0285
ion seat with storage. $550.00. .
Slipcovers for high back dining
three for $700. Tools have been
used very little (or not at all) and
COULD BE appetite, we will be selling hotdogs,
baked goods and drinks from
For Sale
room chairs. Country look, blue
and white. Only 5, $75.00 for all.
we need the space. Call 888-
6034 If no answer, leave mes-
HERE! 10 am to 2pm. The money raised
will go to help our Relay for Life
Lots of kitchen items, dish- team reach it’s goal.
Vending Machines sage and will return call.
es, bowls, corning ware, sil- Fitness, Ab circle pro/Ab coaster
5 Combination verware, take all $75.00. (as seen on tv) $75.00 Good con-
Drinks/Snacks Kitchen table, round glass dition call 540-247-2241
w four cushion high back Vintage porcelain double sink
Machines
chairs. very nice $75.00. with draining area on each side,
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Diversions Angie Buterakos: angie@sherandotimes.com • 540-683-9197
ing negotiations with a buyer. Either

have those things fixed or be prepared
to take a lower price. As a general rule,
a buyer wants a place to move into, not
move into and fix.
• De-clutter. Throw out or store else-
where items that make your home
look smaller than it is. Take personal
photos off the wall. Clear out closets
so it looks like there’s plenty of space.
Selling Your Home (If you’re not sure if you’ve de-clut-
tered enough, take photos and study
Many potential sellers are sitting out them. That’s how the space will look
the real-estate market and waiting for in sale flyers. If there is still too much
prices to rise again. But if you need stuff, move it out.) Ask a friend for an
to sell now, there are ways to get the unbiased opinion.
most money for your home. • Clean. If necessary, hire a profes-
First, don’t try to sell it yourself. sional service to clean floors and
An agent or broker will have tools appliances.
that aren’t available to you: Multiple • Paint. A neutral color is more pleas-
Listing Service, contacts with other ing to a wider number of potential
agents, knowledge of the area, pricing buyers.
comparisons (known as “comps”) and • Have the yard manicured and keep
more. it mowed and trimmed at all times.
At the same time, you’ll need a savvy Invest in pots of colorful flowers.
agent, and it’s up to you to ask ques- • Make sure there are enough lamps
tions before you sign with one. The in each room to make the space seem
little things can add up: Will the agent bright and open. Leave open the
hold an open house? Will the agent put drapes for more natural light when the
your house on the weekly “caravan” house is being shown.
where other agents tour your prop- Finally, don’t make any expensive
erty? Will potential buyers be finan- changes unless your agent suggests it
cially pre-screened? Does the agent might be necessary.
have contacts with mortgage lenders
to be able to link up with pre-approved David Uffington regrets that he can-
buyers who are just beginning to look? not personally answer reader ques-
What is the marketing plan for your tions, but will incorporate them into
property? On which online sites will his column whenever possible. Write
your home be listed? to him in care of King Features Weekly
There are some steps you can take to Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando,
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What’s
final four races. more, Kahne job. ... The teams came to-
Speedway.
Posting date August 17, 2009

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“We’re just going to have to be bet-
underwent
ter,” knee
said Biffle. “We knowsurgery
that. We’re
“Really, we’re working as hard as we
gether reallyto bring
can every week well,the really
best race
attention to the message.
nervous about getting in (the Chase),
recently
cars we can to the track,” said Biffle. LIBRA (September 23 to October
and anythingto can repair
happen. ...aThere
tornare quickly, andthat
“It’s important I think
we have wethe canbest
some races we’re concerned about
meniscus. Still, he planned possible equipment right now.
run pretty strong through- 22) A year of riding an emotional pogo
leading up to the cutoff (end of the reg- “We’re
to participate in the next out this entire season.”
racing as hard as we can.
stick finally settles down. Use this
Sprint Cup race at Rich- It’s hard to believe this calmer period to restore frayed rela-
mond International Race- is actually Kahne’s eighth tionships and to pursue new opportu-
Kahne
Biffle Is Takes
Racing way. season in NASCAR’s pre- nities.
as Hard as He Can Thus far, in the No. 4 mier series. In 2006, he
Kasey Kahne is taking a one-
ARIES (March 21 to April 19) A SCORPIO (October 23 to Novem-
Layover With Team
This hasn’t been the season Greg Toyota, Kahne has collect- collected six wins and fin-
year ride with Team Red Bull
before replacing Mark Martin once-harmonious relationship appears ber 21) Your words can sting, so be
Red Bull certainly
Biffle expected, though he
ed three top-10 finishes, ished eighth in the final
at Hendrick Motorsports next
to be hitting some sour notes. Spend careful how you respond to a friend’s • On
has time to pick up the pieces. season. (John Clark/NASCAR
The 39-year-old Biffle didn’t win
though a disastrous Tal- standings. The most recent This Week photo) some time together to see why things actions. A calm approach could pro- Coman
Thisthestage
during 2008 of Kasey
regular Kah-
season, but
ans in
after making the Chase, proceeded to
ne’sits career is tumultuous ladega showing relegated of Kahne’s 11 victories oc- should be fun, too. have gone off-key. What you learn duce some surprising facts.
win first two races. He wound up
him to 18th in the Sprint curred in September 2009 might surprise you. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to thia An
third in the Sprint Cup standings.
almost
For now,byBiffle’s
definition. Whatis “It’s nice to see all the
first priority
Cup standings. He was at Atlanta Motor Speed- TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) You December 21) Be careful about whose Adopte
making the Chase, but that doesn’t
should be the prime of the little things they do to
mean he’s going to back off.
11th
Roushfour races ago. way. prepare. I think my car is feel a need to make some changes. secrets you’re being asked to keep. lived a
31-year-old’s
“We’re certainly not career
racingisconserv-
a bit Fenway driver Greg Biffle says his first priority is making the Chase,
rior an
atively,” he said. “We’re racing to win,
muddled,
but if only
we’re not going for now.
to do anything stu-
but
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that doesn’t mean he’s going to back off from trying to win races. (Photo:
“We’ve
Images) been learning Understandably, Kahne probably one of the nicest Good — you can do it on a small scale They could impose an unfair burden
pid. some things,” said Kahne. prefers not to look ahead cars in that whole garage (some new clothes, for example), or on a straight arrow like you. Texas R
Kahne
“We knowleft Richard
we have to stay in Petty
(the top ular season), and we know we’re on We’re not taking big risks, but, at the
12 in order to qualify for the Chase). “The
the carssoare
bubble, a lot differ-
it’s important to have to
same next
time,year, whenforhe
we’re racing will
the win.”
over there. ... I’m just hap- go big and redecorate your home and/ CAPRICORN (December 22 to They fo
Motorsports near the end good finishes right now.” Monte Dutton has covered motor-
It’s tight ... and we’re
ofRoush
do.”
lastFenway
season.
doing all we
In 2012, he
can
ent than
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Vancouver, Wash.,inis join
sports forNASCAR’s
The Gaston (N.C.) premierGazette py to be where I’m at. or office. January 19) While you prefer taking among
will was
what join
Racing put Biffle in
then Hendrick
still the Winston Mo-Cup
one of only two drivers to have won
the past ... we’ve
championships in both beenthe Nation-
since 1993. He was named writer of
off team,
the year Hendrick.
by the National For now,
Motorsports ••• GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) Con- the tried-and-true course in life, be her hus
Series back in 2003. He finished sec- every
wide week,
and but
Camping ... we
World have
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Association in 2008. on His
• On
torsports,
ond in the Chase replacing
standings two Markyears series. (Johnny Benson is the other.) blog NASCAR This Week trol your tendency toward early bore- adventurous this week and accept a
later. A year ago, three Roush Fenway a great team with Red Bull his present status at Teamall
Biffle also was rookie of the year in (http://nascar.rbma.com) features
Monte Dutton covers mo- City Bo
Martin.
drivers — Biffle, Carl Edwards and both series. He came up through of his reporting on racing, roots music dom. A situation in your life might challenge that can open new vistas.
behind it. developmental system, Red
NASCAR’s Bull.
and life on the road. E-mail Monte at torsports for The Gaston
Matt Kenseth — made the Chase.
This
They year,
could do itthough,
again, butKahne
the posi- winning track championships early in nascar_thisweek@yahoo.com. be taking a long time to develop, but AQUARIUS (January 20 to Febru- establis
“It’s
careerreally nice to drive
in West “It’s back to kind of how (N.C.) Gazette. E-mail
is
tions taking
of Biffle aandone-year
Kenseth are ride
hardly his at Tri-City Raceway
patience pays off. Stay with it. ary 18) Your strong sense of justice era epi
secure as the regular season enters its
with Team Red Bull as a awesome equipment, nice it should
Richland, Wash., and Portland (Ore.)
be, I think,” he
© 2009 King Features Synd., Inc.
Monte at nascarthisweek@
cars. TRD (Toyota Racing said. “I think racing should CANCER (June 21 to July 22) You helps you deal with a job- or school- more t
teammate of Brian Vick- yahoo.com. spread
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ers. (c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc. roller coaster this week. Don’t fret; just ciples. A Sagittarius emerges as a from a
ride it out and let things settle down. A supporter. • On M
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