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Roads Before Runways in Bali
D e n p a s a r
Tourism Leader
Insists Bali Needs
a North-South Toll
Way Before Even
Considering a
New North Bali
Airport.
Bisnis Bali
suggest that plans now
being discussed to
build a second
international airport in
Bali's north are certain
to confront many
impediments, not least
of which will be connected with a
lack of adequate infrastructure.
The head of Denpasar's
Tourism Service, Putu Budiasa,
told the press that before any
plans are made for a new
"airport of the north" the
government must first construct
a toll way connecting the north
and south of the island. Budiasa
said a toll way transecting the
island is far more important than
the building of the proposed
new airport. In his view, the
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distance of some 80
kilometers separating
Denpasar and Singaraja. Such
a road would make the travel-
time north to south shrink for its
current 3-4 hours to a mere 1.5
hours or less.
He also expressed his
doubt that another airport,
located only 80 kilometers
away from the current
international airport ,would
prove attractive to airlines,
threatening the possible
success of the new air gateway
for Bali.
He also felt that the
proposed "airport of the north"
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raises a
number of
problematic
development
issues. While the
construction of a
new airport is
controlled by the
Ministry of
Transportation,
the individual
airlines have the
sole right to
determine where
they want to fly. If
the new airport is
built prematurely,
he predicts there
is certain to arise a difference of
opinion between the Ministry of
Transportation and the airline
companies who will still prefer
the existing Ngurah Rai Airport
leaving the government unable
to do much to influence or
compel airlines to start flying to
the more remote airport in the
north.
Budiasa underlined that
the construction of a toll way
north to south is a far more
pressing priority than the
building of a new airport. Tourist
arriving at Ngurah Rai
International Airport would be
enabled, via the new highway,
to quickly access the north and
this would, over time, see the
tourism facilities on the
northern part of the island
naturally develop and expand.
He also warned that the
current lack of supporting
hotels and accommodation in
the north would make airlines
reluctant to disembark
passengers in that locale while
Bali's Ngurah Rai Airport in the
south remained an option.
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Cuban, breaking own record, rolls longest cigar
A Cuban cigar roller broke
his own record on Tuesday
by rolling the world's
longest cigar, a monster
smoke that stretched 268
feet 4 inches (81.8 metres),
or most of the length of a
football field.
Resting on tables, it
sprawled through El Morro, an old
Spanish fort overlooking Havana
Bay, where Cuba is holding its
annual International Tourism Fair.
The cigar, once it is
officially accepted by Guinness
World Records in London, will
eclipse the previous record cigar
of 148 feet 9 inches (45.38
Groom sues runaway bride
An Italian groom left
hanging at the altar after
his runaway bride
changed her mind at the
last minute because she
was in love with another
man is now suing her for
500,000 euros.
The 32-year-old said
he had suffered emotional and
material damages after
booking a villa for the wedding
outside Rome, reserving a
honeymoon on a Pacific island and
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metres), both
rolled by Jose Castelar
Cairo, better known as
"Cueto.
Cueto, 67, has
set the record four
previous times and
feels it is a matter of
national pride for
Cuba, producer of the
world's finest cigars, to
keep it.
"It has to be in Cuba
always because Cuba is
where the best tobacco in the
world is," he said.
Cueto, who learned
cigar rolling when he was 5
years old, started work on the
refurbishing an
the wedding.
apartment to his fiancee's
tastes.
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current cigar on April
25 and had help from several
assistants.
The length of the cigar
was verified by Rhys Patrick
of the British embassy in
Havana, who said the
information would be sent in a
letter to Guinness requesting
confirmation of the record.
ANSA news agency
said the man, referred to only by
his first name, Riccardo, was
already in the church when his
fiancee's brother told him she
would not be coming and the
priest cancelled the service.
The report said
Riccardo had hired lawyers and
filed a lawsuit, which
emphasised that he and his
family had borne all the costs for
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Elderly NZ crimefighter told to stay home
A 91-year-old New
Zealand war veteran
says he has been
forced to put his
new career as a
m o d e r n - d a y
Batman on hold
because he is not
allowed to be out
fighting crime alone
at night.
John Bray says
he is more than qualified
to deal with evildoers in
the North Island town of
Waipawa, having served with the
Long Range Desert Group, a
reconnaissance and raiding unit
in north Africa during World War II.
He enlisted as a member
of the local community patrol, an
organisation which acts as "the
eyes and ears" of the police,
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cruising the streets at
night and reporting any
suspicious activity.
Like Batman, he started
out with a partner but decided
to go solo when his Robin
equivalent, a man in his late
80s, kept falling asleep on
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duty.
Now he has
been told by the local
h e a d o f t h e
community patrol
organisation that he
cannot work alone
and he must find a
new sidekick if he
wants to get back on
the roster.
"I want to keep
going so now I have to
find a new partner," he
told AFP, describing
his crimefighting role
as a success, driving through the
streets at night armed only with a
spotlight and mobile phone.
"Definitely, it's been a
success. It keeps the police
informed of anything that's going
on."

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BALI THE RIGHT WAY Teens free to watch online porn at the library
The officials at New York City simply claiming to be

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'day again punters and welcome to the weekly for edition 233, and of age on the software and
my how time simply evaporates in Bali. Twas only the other day library defended the easy
access to porn as a clicking off the filters that block
the Suns won their first game now they have won their first derby adult content, it was reported.
against the Lions, and have any of you ever seen a footy hit the post constitutional free speech Library-goers say it
and be declared a goal?? What a load of cod's wallop, disgrace I say to issue, prescribed in the first happens all the time. "You'll
the goal umpires. A good win none the less. The Saints game was a Amendment. see three or four kids, 13 or 14
ripper as all close games are, but, no cigar Saint Kilda. Two more TEENAGERS don't need to years old, and they're all
Aaliasj@kutaweekly.com losses and the chances of being in the top eight are as evaporated as hide dirty magazines under their gathered around a computer
the time is in Bali. Come on Mr Lyons get it together or your gonna be sacked. You have a chance to redeem mattresses anymore - they can giggling," said a regular at
simply go to the library to watch porn Brooklyn's central library at Grand people watching
yourself this week against the Hawkers on Sunday at the M.C.G. That game kicks off at around 10 thirty Bali
online. Army Plaza. pornography and stuff like that.
time and should be a ripper. Care for a small wager Ferret?? The man right next to me today
This week bring the big clash between the mighty Pies and the Cats on Friday night at the M.C.G so Children aged 13 and older Even teens who don't want to
can easily access hard core porn in surf for smut can be exposed to it. was watching naked women,"
should be a good game. I believe the “Kuta Townhouses”, being the home of A.F.L. in Bali, is New York City's public libraries by "A lot of the times, I see Julio Sosa, 14, said at the
putting on roast pork for game so I expect you all to head on down and cheer for the Pies. I think the game Jerome Branch in the Bronx.
starts at about 5pm so get in quick to get a seat and a feed as the chef will wanna come out of the kitchen and Library officials defend
watch the game with the rest of us at some point. Karn the Pies. their policy of allowing easy
access to porn as a free speech
Now I'm going to tell you about a little event that has started each Friday night at “Piggy's bar”
issue, claiming that only five
on Poppies Lane Two. It starts at around 10pm so well and truly enough time to watch the footy and finish percent of web traffic on public
your rounds then head on down to watch the latest and greatest wet t-shirt contest on the island. Last week a library computers is to porn
pair, and yes folks you heard it right as there were two young ladies from Norway doing the double act thing, sites.
won the event. The little kiddies paddle pool was filled with icy cold water and the t-shirt wetting began. The "Our staff carefully
event manager recruited a water boy from the crowd who turned out to have the best job in town for that brief monitors use of computers in
moment having to handle a pan and evenly distribute freezing water all over the young female contestants. adult areas. It is long-standing
Great stuff. I'm telling you, unless you have a weak heart, get down and grab a spot as the fun is sensational library policy - here and across
and the talent each week keeps getting better and better and better. Well done “Piggy's” for your support the nation - to abide by the First
and keep up the good work. Amendment," said New York
Ok readers it's that time again, the editor is scratching at the door to get this ramble in the rag and the Public Library spokeswoman
little green bottles shall wait no longer. I hope you all stay safe, happy, healthy and always remember, Angela Montefinise.
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you But Julio Sosa said
are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. teens watch it anyway. "She (a
” Enjoy your week, librarian) comes over and tells
them to stop watching it, but
ALIASJ……………………….. once she leaves, they just go
right back to watching it," he
said.
DIVORCE versus MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to Man answers phone City library collections
never included pre-internet
the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,”I'd like to buy some
cyanide." during pizza store porn, in books, magazines or
movies, and some religious
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't
break-in leaders and politicians said the
standard should be the same for
give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! A man who broke into a pizza shop in online porn.
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will Adelaide answered the phone while "There's a big
happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" in the premises.
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband difference between exercising
i n Police said the store in Bank Street your 'freedom of speech' at
bed with the pharmacist's wife. in the city was broken into just after home and exercising it in a
The pharmacist looked at the midnight, activating an alarm. public place such as a library,
picture and said, "You When the alarm monitoring where you're surrounded by
didn't tell me
you had a company rang the pizza store, the offender o th e r p e o p l e - i n c l u d i n g
prescription." picked up the phone. children," said Staten Island
Police arrived and arrested a 27- Borough President James
year-old man outside the store. Molinaro, who is threatening to
cut taxpayer funding of libraries.

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Samoa plans to jump time zones
Samoa looks effectively
set to try to losing two
business days a
change its week with the
time zone and region by being
move the on the eastern
country's side of the date
c l o c k s line.
forward by a B u t
Samoans who do
day to be in business with
line with neighbouring
Australia and American Samoa
New Zealand. do not want to
Two years change sides -
a g o , t h e even though the
government Tu i l a ' e p a S a ' i l e l e prime minister
switched the side of the road on Malielegaoi is quoted in says the two nations could use
which Samoans drive and this online media as saying he any time difference to lure
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Bali's Gypsy Drivers Sent to Jail Bali's Get Well Card
19 Drivers Captured in income does not Bali Government residents are in
Sweep of Unlicensed equal that in three days of Targets Distribution possession of a KTP. I
work. of 600,000 Free have said in the past that
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punishment was in Cards in 2011. not easy, but it can be
19 drivers of
accordance with the law, The provincial accomplished. The
unlicensed tourist vehicles
the judge refused to alter government of Bali is central government is
were brought before the
Tabanan District Court in Bali the sentence handed down aiming to have their still trying to formulate
on Wednesday, charged with to all the 19 men. electronic card system in the rules for a national
carrying tourist visitors in A n o t h e r d r i v e r, support of an island-wide health security program,
vehicles not licensed for Agus, said that in other socialized medicine and (even they) is not
tourism transport, the drivers areas of Bali the fines largely in place before finished, " said Pastika.
all chose imprisonment when when they were caught the end of this year. The governor is
faced with the choice of 3 days carrying tourists in their Bali's governor targeting that 600,000 E-
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to register a vehicle for tourism transport was system will help Bali residents
were unified in choosing a jail term over the payment of a avoid the bureaucratic processing required to obtain E-JKBM have no other form of insurance
fine. One of the men, Sumerta, challenged the presiding very complicated. coverage. coverage, the E-JKBM program
In addition to the punishment meted out of paperwork needed in the past to
judge, saying: "This punishment is too severe, Sir, our obtain free medical care. "I sincerely ask that village extends free medical and
to the 19 drivers the judge also gave a fine of heads undertake their hospital care to its participants.
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The Coming Water Crisis in Bali
B a l i N e e d s t o Ta p
Northeastern River to confronting the issue of utilization, repair of damaged
Avert Water Shortage carrying capacity is a new water sources, the involvement
Predicted by 2015. dilemma for his team and was o f t h e c o m m u n i t y i n
VIVAnews relays that
the head of development
planning for Bali (Bappeda),
Tjokorda Ngurah Pemayun, is
predicting Bali will
experience a water
crisis by 2015,
particularly in the
southern areas of
the island including
Badung and
D e n p a s a r .
Speaking at a
coordination
meeting for the
management of
water resources
(TKPSDA) on
Wednesday,
Pemayun said high
population densities
a n d i n s u ff i c i e n t
natural support
have caused the
coming crisis.
Pointing out that the
limited carrying
capacity of the
natural support system is very
much a factor the coming
water crisis is almost
inevitable.
Among the solutions
being pursued by the
government is the diversion of
water from Unda River (Tukad
Unda) in Karangasem in East
Bali for use by the populations
of East and South Bali.
Pemayun said his
office was trying to identify
investors interested in
undertaking a feasibility study
for the diversion of water from
the island's north to the south.
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He admitted that conservation,
an issue left largely
unaddressed in the past.
Suharto Sarwan of the
Directorate General of Water
Resources from the Ministry of
Public Works, says the problem
of water is tied to the supply and
demand for water. "Demand
increases, but the supply
remains constant. The result:
the current water crisis," he
said. Addressing the
unpredictability of rain, he
added: "The rain is now difficult
to predict. The rain season can
be short or long. We therefore
need better management so
that water can be stored and
better conserved, we need to
understand both the river's
sources and their courses."
He said he five
responsibilities that must now
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conservation practice and an
information system on water for
the public. "All five of these
aspects have to be undertaken,
warned Pemayun.
Ni Nyoman
Sri Widhianti, a
member of the Bali
Environmental
Agency (WALHI)
told of how the
water resources of
Bali's south are
now primarily
allocated to tourism
requirements, such
as hotels and
restaurants. "The
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HOROSCOPE PREDICTION 12 May - 18 May 2011 "Once I opened the another apartment.
Aries Libra door, I saw the guy sitting in This isn't the first
After an exciting and fast-paced period, you need to If you're still musing over the tense situations triggered the sink, fully naked, eating time a burglar has filled
pause and consider both what you've achieved and the by last week's clash between your ruler Venus and the raw chicken. his gullet with fowl.
practical side of arrangements. While this is necessary, Saturn? If so, do your best to put them to rest. Why? The In March 2010,
bear in mind that focusing on matters such as time and far more welcome events triggered by this week's The in-the-buff
burglar allegedly ignored someone broke into a
money is unlikely to be nearly as exciting as what you've alliance between Venus and Jupiter, planet of growth and
been dealing with recently. opportunity. These deserve your full attention. shouts from Espinoza to get out spokesman for the Dallas Police New Jersey restaurant and
Taurus of her apartment and continued Department, told reporters. "The cooked a chicken and rice dish
If you're feeling unsettled and have far more questions Scorpio suspect was then apprehended before fleeing. The hungry burglar
than you do answers, it's no surprise. You're still It's rare that the influence of the Full Moon is chowing down on the bird. When
experiencing the disruptive but ultimately productive experienced a week before it actually takes place. Espinoza ran outside to call for and an ambulance was called to took only the meal and the cash in
feelings that followed last week's Taurus New Moon. However, because this is the Scorpio Full Moon, several help, the man reportedly locked treat him because he had several the register, police said
Take advantage of this powerfully informative cycle to of these issues have been on your mind for some time. her out of the house. cuts which he had sustained
give serious thought to what works and, more However, you'll soon be facing and dealing with them, from crawling in the broken glass
importantly, what must go. which is quite another matter. According to
Gemini
You have lots of excuses for neglecting certain
individuals. You've been busy or distracted by certain
Sagittarius
Few things annoy you more than those who are heavy-
Indians bank on holy deposits
unexpected or pressing matters. Whatever the case, give handed in situations that really could be handled without In a bank with no security their pent up frustrations The bank's list of
them an excuse and they'll only become more upset. their interference. But annoying as you found it when gates, guards or locks, and eventually the faith makes depositors includes bureaucrats,
They need your attention. And in quantities large enough somebody butted in last week, you're now recognising them work toward their goals." politics and members of the
that you'll be able to make up for lost time. they were far better informed about things than you deposits from thousands of
thought. The fact is, they saved the day. customers from across The bank's customers judiciary. Even the father of
Cancer scribble "Ram," the protagonist superstar cricketer Gautam
Capricorn India are stacked on in the Indian mythological epic Gambhir is a customer.
Having faced numerous tricky dilemmas on your own
recently, things are now changing. Enough that you must
Usually you'll analyse even very disappointing setbacks, shelves, protected from Ramayana, on pieces of paper Religion is no barrier.
in the process turning them into something that is, at
share far more responsibility with others. While minimum, instructive. Yet one particular matter has left
theft by the grace of God. as many as 100,000 times and Hindus, Sikhs and Muslims write
ordinarily you'd regard this as a relief, you're not at all you puzzled. Take time over this one. It's more In a cramped room in a deposit them in the bank. Ram is the name of Ram in their native
pleased. This may be more because of feelings that complicated, so will take longer to deal with, but what small house in the north Indian
you've been abandoned than the actual situation in also known as Rama. languages.
you learn will well justify the patience required. state of Uttar Pradesh, Ram Ram Ram Ram used to accept Every six months the
Leo Aquarius Bank offers no interest or loans, scribbles on cigarette packs or stacks of "deposits" are sent to be
Making plans is one thing and, judging by last week's When asked recently, you flatly refused even to consider but has around 5,000 customers
certain changes, mostly because you know from on pieces of old newspaper. But displayed in a temple in Ayodhya,
stars, you've already done that. But carrying them out is who flock to deposit documents
another matter and looking to the week ahead, the odds experience what they'd involve. Yet now you're now Tewari provides proper the birth place of Ram.
are good you'll need to revise what you've organised, undertaking exactly such a reorganisation. In fact, this is bearing God's name. notebooks for the purpose, Ram Ram's growing
possibly more than once. Ensure they're flexible and that more far-reaching than you'd anticipated. Even more "There is no need for courtesy of one of his customers. popularity has seen two new
will be no problem. bizarre, you'll enjoy it vastly more than, only days ago, security as there is no fear of any
you'd have imagined possible. "My daughter got branches open in other cities,
Virgo Pisces theft," said Lovelesh Tewari, who admission in the engineering while Ram Ramapati Bank, a
Deep down you know that you can't allow your decisions As a Piscean, you have an instinctive understanding that founded the bank 25 years ago. college after I deposited Ram's similar bank in the tourist city
to be influenced by the potential for criticism. Yet this charm can achieve far more than taking a tough line, "People feel better by
isn't just on your mind, you're actually thinking about name in the bank," says Varanasi, boasts customers from
especially with difficult people. This is especially the case writing God's name as it
what certain especially demanding individuals might at the moment. True, at some point you'll need to make it Shahikala, one of many happy across the world.
say. The fact is, they'd be critical whatever you do, so you clear what you expect. But for now, a diplomatic approach becomes a medium to release depositors.
may as well please yourself. is best.
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New York City woman sues after losing job as Parks
Department janitor
A 1.46m-tall Bronx
woman claims a
New York City job
counsellor got her
fired from her gig
a s a P a r k s
Department janitor
in Queens because
he thought she was
too short to do the
job.
S a n d r a
Petersen, 51, claims
she never had a
problem at work until
she asked counsellor
Louis Marchi about
switching her assignment.
"I could do the job," Ms
Petersen said. "The managers
really liked me and know I worked
hard."
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Ms Peterson landed the
six-month, subsidised city job in
June, a position that was later
extended by several months. But
she hoped to work as a home
health aide, and wanted to discuss
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the change with
Mr Marchi.
"He said, 'You're
too short. Are you sure
you're working for
Parks?'" Ms Petersen
recalled from their first
meeting.
In a lawsuit filed
last week against the
city and Marchi, Ms
Petersen claims the
counsellor got her
booted from Parks. She
is now seeking $12
million in damages for
alleged discrimination.
I lost sleep. I lost
appetite. I was crying," she
recalled. "I was going out of my
mind. I felt humiliated."
The city Law Department
had no immediate comment.
Kuta Weekly
ALL ABOUT BALI
Bali is part of the Indonesian
archipelago of 18,700 islands
and lies approximately 8°C
south of the equator. The
majority of the population of
Bali are (Balinese) Hindu, a
unique mixture of Hinduism &
Buddhism.
The unique religion and
culture of the Balinese people is one
of the reasons the island remained an
oasis of peace and calm throughout
the chaotic times in Indonesia since
the fall of the Suharto dictatorship in
1999 and has helped sustain the
spirit of the island during the last few
years as Bali and the Balinese people
have suffered their own turbulent
times of unbelievable sorrow and the
resulting economic hardships.
Bali is blessed by nature with
a short, hot wet season and a longer,
cooler, dry season and tourists flock
here all year round. Many tourists
choose to arrive in the dry season -
which nowadays appears to cover a
longer period from April to late
November. The busiest period is
during the holiday season of August,
which is also the coolest month on
this Island of the Gods.
Contrary to popular belief,
Bali's waves were being surfed by
both visiting and local surfers as early
as the late 1930s and not, as popular
surfing legend has it, that the island of
Bali was first discovered as a great
surfing destination by a group of
Australian surfers. Although, when
these first Australian surfers began
arriving on the island of Bali in 1967
they introduced the island to the first
serious surfing equipment.
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Surfing Bali
While Bali may no longer be
a "frontier" surf destination, it still lies
at the heart of the Indonesian surfing
experience and is a mandatory
stopover for anyone on their first
surfing trip to Indonesia. Bali is also
the first and last stop for most of the
surfers traveling on to some of the
legendary breaks in G-Land,
Lombok or Sumbawa, or the more
distant areas of East Nusa
Tenggara, Mentawais and North
Sumatra.
Bali has traditionally
been the starting point for nearly all
Indonesian surfing tours. Bali
boasts over 20 top quality breaks on
the southwest and southeast coasts
of the island and around the Bukit
(Uluwatu) Peninsula. Some of
these, like Padang Padang &
Uluwatu, are world class barreling
reef-breaks. Others range from fun
waves on the beach-breaks around
Kuta and Sanur to serious heavy,
sucking waves.
Having so many surf options
available within such a short
distance to the Kuta and Legian
beach area means that after your
surf you can return to a plush hotel
and enjoy a long, lazy meal, lounge
by the pool, take a nap in an air
conditioned room and watch
satellite TV. Alternatively you can
party at the discos each night, enjoy
some of the local brew, all of which
has definite appeal after spending
one or two weeks on a surf charter
boat, or in a very basic surf camp on
Java or Sumatra. The peak of the
surf season for Bali is April - October
when solid swells are produced by
the roaring 40's and can be surfed
on the reefs around Kuta, Uluwatu,
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on the reefs around Kuta,
Uluwatu, and Nusa Dua. Unlike
most other areas of Indonesia
where it is all heavy reef breaks,
Bali also has a lot of beach-breaks
on offer which are less likely to
cause a surfer of novice or
intermediate ability to get injured
as can happen on the larger
waves on the reef-breaks.
The surf in Bali is
generally not huge, but most often
in the 2-6 foot range (shoulder-
high to double overhead). Larger
waves can occur on some of the
exposed reefs, but a mellower
surf break can always be found in
Bali by anyone who wishes to
avoid life-threatening conditions.
Bali has surf breaks both the west-
facing and east-facing coastlines
and, because of this an offshore
wind can be found somewhere on
the island on any given day.
Because of the number of surf
breaks and the quality and
consistency of the waves in Bali, it
is still possible to find a many
places to surf with only a small to
moderate crowd.
The surf is always up on
the Island of the God's! and
regardless of what country you
hail from you will feel the mystique
of surfing Bali's beaches ...with so
many exotic locations available
on the island you can choose from
white sands, black sands,
amazing scenery, traditional
fisherman and fishing villages
which all add to the unique
experience that comes with
Surfing Bali.
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German mayor rescues man trapped in women's prison
Henning Blum heard the man's
cries for help while passing by
A mayor in Germany helped the prison near the city center
rescue a man who became and notified police who came and
freed
8 Year-Old Buys Loaded Semi-Automatic Handgun At
School For $3
It should come as no
surprise to any parent that
kids will bring home the
darnedest things.
Whether it is a slimy toad
or a sniffling cold, they'll
certainly keep you on your toes.
Those items, as irritating as they
may be, however, pale in
comparison to an item one New
York child recently brought
home from school.
"On April 28, police
responded to PS 107 Thomas A.
Dooley on 45th Avenue in
Queens for a male eight-year-
old that bought a 9mm semi-
automatic loaded firearm," a
spokeswoman for the City of
New York Police Department
told reporters.
Police say the third-
grader purchased the gun for $3
from another 8-year-old child
and took the weapon home. The
boy thought the gun was a toy
and showed it to his mother, who
recognized it as a real handgun.
The irate mother took her son
and the pistol back to the school,
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trapped in a women's
prison after mistaking it
for a shortcut to a nearby
park, police in the
northern city of
Hildesheim said on
Wednesday.
Hildesheim Mayor
w h e r e
s c h o o l
administrators
immediately
contacted police.
P o l i c e
Commissioner Ray
Kelly told reporters the gun had
"three live rounds in it and ... a
live round was found on the
floor of the school room,"
The unidentified eight-
year-old who sold the weapon
has been charged with criminal
possession of a weapon. His
father, whom police have
identified as 54-year-old
Ignacio Galvin, has been
charged with criminal
possession and acting in a
manner to injure a minor, police
said.
"The father has made
statements that he purchased
the gun for self-protection,"
Kelly said.
The child who
purchased the handgun has
not been charged, police said.
Parents dropping their
children off at the school in the
Flushing section of Queens
today were furious. "I'm
shocked. Completely shocked,
and very upset," said one
parent. "Outraged. I'm
outraged," said another.
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South Korea's "kiss apple" for better breath, dating
the 24-year-old.
The man told police he pleasure
was strolling through town and In South Korea, home of
did not immediately notice he kimchi and other
had walked into a prison. By the pungent, garlicky food,
time it dawned on him where he having fresh breath for
was, the gate to the jail had life's big moments -- such
already closed, locking him as a kiss -- is a major
inside. concern.
Police said they are But researchers
investigating why the prison gate may soon have a natural,
was open, enabling the man to portable answer -- a "Kiss
wander in. Apple" tiny enough to be
stashed in a pocket or
purse for quick eating prior
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"We can mass
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But potential
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romance.
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Stars return for Cats LAST EDITION
Cats skipper Cameron Ling "[Lin
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will return against hamstring
Collingwood on Friday night. strain in the
GEELONG is set to regain pre-season
experienced stars Steve Johnson and that was
Cameron Ling for Friday night's top of the significant,"
table clash with Collingwood at the MCG. Cats coach
Johnson missed the Cats' 66-point Chris Scott
win over North Melbourne at Skilled said before
Stadium on Saturday due to a shoulder the session.
problem, while the skipper was sidelined "The
by hamstring soreness. previous
Both players looked fit and moved fortnight
freely during the early stages of Geelong's he'd been
main training hit-out for the week on getting a
Tuesday morning. little bit tight
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will provide relief for Ottens
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"Cam was pretty
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good on the weekend," Scott
said. "He's not in the shape (6) (7)
that he'll be in later in the 17 Daddy-long-legs 16 Nearer (6)
year, but he's probably (8) 19 Profundity (5)
symbolic of the rest of our 18 Notion (4) 20 Settee (4)
team and our club.
"What happens this
week will be very little
21 Sea bird (4)
22 Eighth sign of the
reflection on what happens zodiac (7)
later on in the year. 23 Nonsense (10)
"He's a really
important part of our plans."
The answer will be published in the next Edition
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Four people injured in iPad 2 rush at Apple Store
FOUR people on the store's
were taken to phone was open for
hospital and business today.
glass doors A p p l e
smashed as a officials were not
near-riot broke immediately
out at Beijing's available for
top Apple Store comment.
among crowds Police were
rushing to snap investigating the
incident and had
up the iPad 2.
interviewed four
A n g r y
people treated in
shoppers began
hospital.
rushing the store
hours at Apple stores in Lines for the
after a "foreign" Apple employee
Beijing and Shanghai since the popular iPad 2 have grown so
allegedly stepped into the crowd to
iPad 2 went on sale in the long that people have begun
push and beat people suspected of
world's biggest internet market selling their places in the
queue jumping.
on Friday. queue, while a secondary
After the employee
The store in Beijing's market has also developed
retreated back into the store, a
chic Sanlitun commercial with consumers reselling their
crowd smashed the glass front
district closed early yesterday tablet computers for profit after
door and shoved security guards
because of the altercation, but leaving the store, the report
as they surged forward.
according to a voice recording said.
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Aussie Rules football included in 2011 Africa Games Knights secure Snowden return
Kade Snowden, having Bennett proved too
as a demonstration sport made his Test debut last great.
Australian Rules football has four years, is a result of African boys and young "I am really excited to
Friday, is set to return to
been accepted as a lobbying from Aussie Rules men. be returning home to
International (ARI), a non-profit "We offer an opportunity cashed up Newcastle.
demonstration sport at the C a s h e d - u p Newcastle at a time when the
2011 Africa Games despite organisation aimed at promoting to channel their aggression into a club is going through such an
the sport internationally. contact football code, it's going to Newcastle has lured Test
only one African nation prop Kade Snowden back to amazing transformation,"
They will also run coaching be welcomed by African Snowden said in a statement.
playing it. clinics at a simultaneous camp for governments," Clarke said. the club on a four-year deal.
A team of indigenous The 24-year-old, who "You can really feel
children from nations throughout The initiative follows the the excitement that the
Australians from underprivileged made his debut for Australia in
Africa, as well as giving away early success of an AFL-driven Tinkler Group has brought to
backgrounds will play a one-off Friday night's Anzac Test
specially-designed guernseys and Australian Rules program for the Hunter region and
exhibition match against a team victory over New Zealand,
footballs, in an effort to promote the school children in South Africa - Newcastle Knights fans.
from South Africa, in the opening began his career with the
Australian code. Footy Wild - which began in "I feel honoured to be
week of the September 3-18 Knights in 2005 before joining
ARI's general manager 2007. part of these exciting times.
Games in Maputo, the capital of Cronulla three years later.
Brian Clarke said the sport was There have also been "I have been fortunate
Mozambique. He had been on the
accepted by the Games' several tours of South Africa by to play under some great
The inclusion of the sport in verge of re-signing with the
organisers, as they viewed it as a Australian Institute of Sport (AIS) coaches in my short career
the Games, which are held every Sharks in February before
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Craig denies he's lost support of players
Big challenge ahead... Neil
course you do.
Craig said the Crows'
12 May - 18 May 2011 (233)
match against Gold
Coast on Saturday.
Asked if he had lost
his players, Craig said: "Not
at all.
"As a coach, you
always ask that question,"
he told Adelaide radio
station 5AA.
"But this playing
group, no.
"Have I asked the
question? Absolutely - of
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The Crows languish in
12th spot with two wins for the
season and further injury
concerns heading into a home
that I know where this playing
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GI scans precautionary, say Souths
Greg Inglis is
confident he
won't be out for
an extended
period.
Test centre
Greg Inglis is
confident his hip
injury will not mean a
lengthy stint on the
sidelines after
undergoing scans.
Inglis was
upbeat as he left
Redfern Oval for the
tests on Monday
after re-injuring his hip, which he
had preseason surgery on,
playing for Australia in Friday
night's win over New Zealand.
"I'm not too concerned,
it's getting better and better each
day," he told the Nine Network.
"I'll probably miss this
week and play next week."
Rabbitohs officials
believe he is still a chance of
taking on the Wests Tigers on
Saturday night.
Souths can ill afford to
lose their star back with their pack
already decimated by long-term
injuries to the likes of Sam
Burgess, Roy Asotasi, Luke
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George to help address
the crisis after skipper Asotasi
became the latest to be ruled out,
for four months, after the round
eight victory over Cronulla.
George Burgess, a 120kg
giant, said he was ready to take
the step up to the NRL.
"I've always been ready
since I've came here I think," he
said. "If I play to the best of my
ability I think I've got a place in the
squad."
Burgess played in Souths'
preseason trials but has since
been undergoing an
apprenticeship in the NSW Cup.
"I was a bit behind scratch
in the trials but I'm a bit closer to
my best at the moment and,
hopefully if I keep going the way
Sports Corner Kuta Weekly 12 May - 18 May 2011 (233) Sports Corner
Nathan Van Someren sent off in Colac and District
I'm going, I
Football League match for sporting 'dangerous'
could get a spot,"
he said.
"It took a
mohawk
few weeks to get Associa The 25-year-old said he would
used to the tion about the not shave his head, despite the bizarre
standard but I feel decision. ruling.
like I'm getting Mr Van Co-coaches Chris and Leigh
there now and I Someren said Walsh were left fuming with the
feel like I'm putting he used a soft decision after Mr Van Someren was
in some good cream gel to sent off "with the game in the balance".
performances." style his Simpson went on to win the
An NRL mohawk and game by 34 points.
debut against the there was no
Tigers at Sydney's way it could
Olympic stadium affect other
on Saturday night players.
could throw him He said
into battle against English veteran the umpire
Gareth Ellis, who is recovering A footballer in country claimed the spikes had the
Victoria was ordered from
from an ankle problem. potential to poke an eye out.
Burgess said his brother the ground by an umpire Mr Van Someren said
Sam, ruled out for the season with during a weekend match people with long hair and pony
for having a dangerous
his own ankle injury, was doing it
tough. haircut.
tails would be a greater danger
on the field, and that he worried * Complete Hairstyling
"It's pretty gutting for him, I In a regional-first ruling, about the precedent the
feel for him, he's had no luck this
season," George said.
Simpson midfielder Nathan Van
Someren was given his
umpire was setting.
"Can someone with
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Districts in the Colac and
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and say you might have to cut
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about that.”
Dangerous ... Van
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Mr Van Someren, who * Manicure & Pedicure
Mr Van Someren said has played with his outlandish
the umpire never even stopped
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