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SATIRICAL ALLEGORY:
A TRACT BOOK
BY
ANTHONY J. FEJFAR
Bill Clinton and George W. Bush are teeing of on the 14 the hole of the the
the honor of teeing off first, GW,” said BC. “Thanks BC, I appreciate it,” said
GW. GW proceeded to hit a nice fairway shot ten yards short of the green. “Nice
shot, GW,” said BC. “Thanks,” said GW. BC then hit a good fairway shot 15
As GW lined up his putt, BC asked, “Say, GW, what do you think of this
pledge of allegiance case out in California?” “Well, BC, I don’t have a problem with
saying the word God in a public school. I just don’t see the problem.” replied GW.
“What about the Constitution and the separation of Church and State?” asked BC.
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“Well, BC,” said GW, “the Constitution refers to the signing date of the
says that it is self evident that God the Creator created all persons with certain
inalienable rights, including Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. So, in my
opinion since the Declaration of Independence refers to God, and, since Constitution
refers to the Declaration, then the Constitution refers to God by reference.” “So,
you’re saying that if the Constitution refers to God by reference then it’s o.k. to put
God in the pledge of allegiance and have it recited in public schools.” Said BC.
“That’s the idea,” said GW. “That’s interesting. Your putt Mr. President.” Said