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By Kelly Rose Duttine
faculty. MSG
News editor Students
FEATURES: and faculty
members
The debate over semesters vs. tri-
Steven Porter running mesters is really heating up the cold may' soon
for Congress in the winter days on campus lately. experience
3rd Congressional Last week, TheMerctodiL-ponedtimt a change in
District ofPennsylva- the Presidential Task Force had vot- the aca-
ed on a plan to introduce a four-cred- demic cal-
nia. endar.
it semester system as the best option
for the academic calendar at Mercy- The Arche-
PAGE 4 hurst ology De-
The Presidential Task Force was set partment
up to investigate options for a new has con-
academic calendar when the recent cerns about
OPINION: Middle States report suggested that switching to
Mercyhurst switch from trimesters to semesters.
semesters.
Madam Malarky Many different faculty members
and the drunken and different academic departments
query. on campus have diverse opinions R e photo
about the possible change. instead of eight provides more op- English department are not 100 per- calendars could happen as soon as
Associate Professor of the Mathe- portunity to stay professional and be cent behind semesters, but that there Fall 2005, affecting more than half
PAGE 6 matics and Computer Systems de- active within our own disciplines, and are many things to consider. "Switch- of the students currently on cam-
partment, Dr. Charles Redmond, fa- then we can bring that excitement ing to semesters would be a challenge pus and all incoming freshmen. Jun-
vors the four-by-four semester sys- into the classroom," said Redmond. for us as well as other departments," iors and seniors will defiantly be un-
tem. "That's easier to do when you are said Reed "There are many things to affected by the change, unless it is
ARTS& "I see the four-by-four system as only teaching six courses." consider." necessary for them to come back to
an answer to problems we have with Other departments and professors Reed himself is not opposed to the Mercyhurst for additional classes to
ENTERTAINMENT the current system, because it offers feel differently from Dr. Redmond idea of semesters, but feels that it finish their degree, or if they plan
Kevin De vine, lead efficiency and depth," said Redmond According to Dr. David Living- would be a challenge. on attending Graduate School at
singer ofThe Miracle "Efficiency is the hallmark of the ston, President of the Faculty Sen- |i .Mercyhurst Student Government Mercyhurst.
four-by-four." Redmond would like ate, one department that has already also responded to last week's article MSG President David Del Vecchio
of 86, releases a the opportunity to get more in depth has concerns about the proposed by pasting this message on it's screen also said, "Student Government is
new album. .with his .classes during the term and | change is the Archeology Depart- |name, HurstMSG: "For everyone in the process of educating ourselves
the extra time with a four-by-four ment that read TheMerctetdand is now con- on all the issues regarding the calen-
PAGE 8 semester system would give him and The department did not wish to cerned about the semester dar, before we can effectively present
other professors that chance. comment on a possible switch to system...CALM DOWN! People get the calendar issue to the students and
Redmond believes that the four-by- four-credit semesters at this time so fired up. Student government will seek student input"
four system would be more efficient because the issue is still very contro- take everyone's opinions and concerns This spring, the Presidential Task
for faculty members because they versial and nothing has been final- into account, but since the change to Force will have a formal recommen-
would be teaching three classes while ized a semester system will not occur un- dation to make to the Board of
SPORTS: still having two terms, instead of Another department that may pre- til a few years...when every current Trustees in the form of a proposal.
teaching four classes, like on a typi- fer to keep trimesters is the English student here is already graduated..we Until then, students with consider-
Women's hockey cal semester system. Redmond said Department due, in part, to their ex- are taking the process very slowly and ations should talk to their MSG rep-
remains perfect in that it is not that faculty does not tensive number of core classes. As- very delicately. Trust us....it isn't the resentative or voice their opinions
sistant Professor Dr. Brian Reed pressing issue that you think it is!" to MSG at the weekly meetings on
CHA. I want to teach more classes.
'Teaching six classes [each year] said that some of the faculty of the However, the change in academic Mondays at 8:30 p.m. in MSG
Chambers.
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heart of macho Mexico, young of age. And 20 million will conservative National Action Luis botello Carbojal and his boyfriend, Abraham Licona Bocardo hang out with friends along the
men walk arm-in-arm, check out move into that age group within Party and called one of his op- pedestrian walkways of the Zona Rosa, Mexico City, Mexico
passers-by and congregate on a decade. ponents in the 2000 election more reserved; we had to hide," Tito Vasconcelos, a 52-year- chasing power, because they
street corners. Men greet each But not everyone is crazy "mariquita," meaning "sissy." said Carlos Abraham Slim, 38, a old "torch singer" and pioneer only buy a few drinks," Vascon-
other with a peck on the cheek about young men cuddling along Gay youths are sometimes phys- photographer from the nearby in Mexico's gay movement, said celos said, referring to soda and
in McDonalds. Lesbian couples, the network of walkways in ically assaulted by parents or city of Puebla whose art exposi- he realized five years ago that alcohol alike. "But they come
though fewer in number, nuzzle downtown's Zona Rosa _ a Bo- classmates. tion hangs from the walls of the gay youths had nowhere to go, every single day."
each other as they lounge against hemian and chic enclave in de- The backlash against gay visi- BGay cafe. The images, using a as adult-oriented bars proliferat- Further, he said, the Zona
storefronts. cades past bility has already begun, said 19th century process that leaves ed in the dark basements of the Rosa has always been a gather-
"Part of what we are doing Its name, "Pink Zone," re- pollster Maria de las Heras. While them bluish, are semi-erotic. Zona Rosa. So he opened El ing spot for gay Mexicans, even
here is showing people that we ferred to the tranquillity and the vast majority say that every- "This is a place where you really Cabaretito, which initially of- if they were less visible in the
have nothing to hide, we are not glamour of an artist colony one has the right to his or her feel free," he said. fered theatrical skits. Gay young past. "It was a fantastical place
doing anything wrong," said Ger- when it was established 50 years sexual orientation, she said, most Others agreed. people flocked to the club and . . and gay people are part of the
ardo Espinosa, the 22-year-old ago. Streets are named after don't want to see physical affec- "In the lastfiveyears, there is stayed in nearby coffee shops or Zona Rosa and its history," Vas-
co-owner of the BGay cafe. European cities such as Liver- tion among gays and lesbians in afreergay climate here," said Al- hung out on the streets. A com- concelos said.
"This generation is unlike the pool and Prague. Now, some say, public, and only a fiftl i support berto Ibarra, 23, a university stu- peting club down the block, Celo, The transformation of the
others. We watch Will & Grace.' its two dozen square blocks are same-sex marriage. "The visi- dent drinking a soda with four also caters to gay youths. zone from artsy neighborhood
We see gay characters on becoming more ofa "Red Zone," bility of homosexual men in a friends in the BGay cafe. But Vasconcelos has five business- to commercial district came with
"Friends.' We're on the Internet, with shops selling sexually orient- macho society like Mexico makes outside the Zona Rosa, he said, es, including a soda fountain for the opening of the city's subway
and we absorb a lot from other ed videos, condoms and other other men feel more vulnerable, "There is still a lot of discrimi- gay kids who are not old enough system in the late 1960s, which
cultures." paraphernalia. | and that makes their reactions nation despite the changes." "18" to enter a bar. A charitable brought the Mexico City masses
Espinosa sees the Zona Rosa "These people bring a lot of more drastic," de las Heras said. His friend, Guadalupe Mosco, foundation offers an accredited downtown, he said
quickly turning into a "gay vil- prostitution," said Victor Man- "The level of homophobia we 22, also a university student, said high school program for teenag- Architect and history buff
lage" full of fashion boutiques, uel Freyre, 53, who has sold are seeing is intense." * lesbians have it easier than gay ers who are being harassed at Edgar Tavares Lopez said the
restaurants and cafes, as in the handicrafts in the zone for 40 In contrast, older gays and men. "I think it is easier to be a school. Zona Rosa has always been a
Castro district in San Francisco years. A gay bar dedicated to those from Mexico's more con- woman. Before we were looked Rather than rejecting gay place to see extravagantly
or Dallas' Oak Lawn. young people, El Cabaretito, servative countryside say they down upon, but things are be- youths as troublesome, he said, dressed people; a place where
For now, the area is the center moved next door to his shop find the brashness of the capi- ginning to change." business owners in the Zona everybody somehow fits in.
of a gay community that has three years ago. "They block the tal's gay young people refresh- The explosion of gay young Rosa should embrace them. Through the years it drew so-
rgrQwn,in recent yearja}ong with door, and you catftsaY anything ing- ***• - • y ^* people in the Zor&'Rosa is in part "On the surface, it doesn't called "hippies" or "punks"; now
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. to them because then it s dis- ' "My generation was much a byproduct of the free market. llike theyhave a lot ofpur- it's "goths" a nd gays; *
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Students enrolled in college require multiple essays, teacher At U-M, where in-state un- there is a leap that we are not ered law by most of Iraq's Shi-
hit a record high of 15 million recommendations and other dergraduate tuition, room and BAGHDAD, Iraq - The U.S.- going to make at this time," said ite Muslim majority, repeated his
last fall, and that number is ex- data, making more work for stu- board is about $ 14,600, admis- led coalitionls trying'to deter- Brig. Gen. Mark Kimmitt, insistence on direct elections in
pected to increase 10 percent dents. sions director Ted Spencer said mine whether a security breach spokesman for the U.S. military a meeting Feb. 12 with the lead-
in the next decade, according At MSU, students are now en- he is hearing stones from par- may have led to a grenade at- in Iraq. er of a United Nations delega-
to a national study released Feb. couraged to write an essay. It will ents who are nervous about tack Feb. 12 on a military con- Kimmitt said an investigation tion that's in Iraq to study wheth-
11. - ;'•••:-i\ become mandatory in the fall of committing to send their chil- voy that was carrying Gen. John was under way tofindout wheth- er such polls are feasible by this
But in Michigan, a struggling 2005. MSU is also becoming dren to U-M because of the Abizaid, the commander of all er insurgents knew in advance summer.
economy may be causing some more competitive, discouraging soft economy. American forces in the Middle of the generals' afternoon visit OS SI • • 1
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B e h m investigates death] as part of internship
ington rial Agency is a government
ByJen Helbig form her job.
Contributing writer This large area kept Behm and Behm explained that some- agency," Behm explained. "They
her co-workers very busy. times a body would be decom- were looking for an anthropolo-
Behm recalled, "In a 10-hour posed to the bones when it was gy or archeology major, and I
Dayna Behm, a Mercyhurst day, we had about 13 cases." brought into the office. > applied" "
seniorfromPortersvilie Pa., had Behm's internship kept her ac- f "My skeletal biology class was Behm applied for a position as
an internship this past summer tive, but she said that she was helpful because I was able to an image intelligence analyst,
at the Allegheny County Coro- grateful to be one of a few to identify the bones that were which is closer to the job field
ner's office. receive the job. brought in as human or animal,'' that Mercvhurst's MAP majors
From June to Sept. 1st, Behm "I was one of 14 students that Behm said. go into. -
made a one and a half hour com- were chosen for the job," Behm |;; Behm also noted that the crim- As soon as Behm's back-
mute twice a week to her job in said. "There were over 60 ap- inal investigation class she took ground check is processed, she
Pittsburgh plicants. I worked with one oth- at Mercyhurst also helped her will thenfindout where her job
She spent the summer living in er girl for the entire time, the out a great deal when they were will be located.
Erie, where she worked in the other 12 worked with a partner working at the scene. Behm has lived in Erie and
forensic lab on campus. during their own shifts." Although the job provided an Portersvilie, and the Allegheny
Behm is a forensic anthropol- Behm generally enjoyed the inside look into the real world internship had her traveling also.
ogy major with a minor in crim- internship for the experience that of forensics, Behm said that she Behm noted that she enjoys trav-
inal justice. she gained would not like to work in a cor- eling, and she doesn't mind go-
Behm's position as an assistant She said, "It was definitely nev- oner's office as a career. ing other places for opportuni-
deputy coroner paralleled her er boring. I walked away from it "The job was very depressing," ties. *
studies at Mercyhurst. with a lot of experience." Behm said. "It was very tough p*I may be located in Maryland,
Her job was hands-on experi- | This experience was unique to deal with the families who the Pentagon, or Virginia," Behm
ence for her major. % because she was able to carry out didn't even care about their de- said
"At my job we investigated any the duties of a deputy coroner ceased." \) Her entrance to a job immedi-
death except for natural deaths," as if they were her own. Behm explained that some ately after graduation does not
Behm said. "The police or a fu- "I thought that the job brought families do not claim their de- mean that Behm will end her
neral home called to inform us me some experiences that Mer- ceased family members, and they education
of the death, and then we had cyhurst could never have given leave the body for the county to Katie McAdams/Photo editor \?'H would like to go on and earn
to investigate and get evidence, me," Behm said. "The hands-on pay for its cremation. "I come Senior Dayna Behm appreciates all the knowledge she my master's and a doctorate, and
and if it was not a natural death work in the pathology suite al- from a loving family, and it was has gained at Mercyhurst. She feels this knowledge has although I'm not sure what they
we had to write an investigation lowed me to work side-by-side hard to digest the passive atti- prepared her for the real world. will be in, I know that I do not
report.
it
with the pathologists." tude of these family members. want to leave the field for good"
Allegheny County spans a large Some of Behm's classes at The internship turned me away do." field, she already has a job to
distance, roughly from the city Mercyhurst provided her with from being a coroner, they don't Although Behm does not plan follow graduation
of Wexford to the city of Wash- the experience necessary to per- get enough credit for what they to pursue a career in this direct "The National Geo-Interspa-
held gripped to two tiny crevic- hardest, but when you reach the What do you do? Why not • Continue cooking fillets
es that held her from a 40-foot top it makes you feel strong, like make one of the most delicious until the second side is light
fall to the hard earth below her. WK,
you conquered something. You Italian meals there is, chicken brown and the mushrooms
i, Her knuckles turned white and look at the things below you and marsala. It's a great Italian meal are tender.
her clenched fingers became *^Sfc* you just become engulfed with a and it is quick and easy to •Addthethree-fourthscup
saturated with sweat as she des- sense of accomplishment." make. ofMarsala wine and let sim-
perately searched for a better For McFarland, rock climbing So what if you're not a good merforone minute.
hold I ., j f|L is a very enjoyable experience cook? You can still make this Finally, you can top it with ei-
She quickly released the ten- and a great form of exercise. perfect Italian dish and it can ther a brown gravy, or spaghet-
sion from her right hand and Most importantly, McFarland be done in almost no time at ti sauce, whichever you prefer.
swung it upward. feels mat rock climbing builds an all W This dish will be sure to tan-
Then, slowly, she removed her •flmwmQOTmvMV BOH Hfe vs
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Melissa McFariand/Conlribuling photographer
incredible trust between people. All you need to cook it is a talize your taste buds, and
left hand to parallel her right Melissa McFarland demonstrates her climbing ability. When two people dimb togeth- skillet, measuring cups and please everyone you make it
In an instant, she swung her er they must trust each other for spoons, a paring knife and, of for.
gymnast body into a front sup- ways avidly enjoyed outdoor ac- ing for over seven years. support. "In some sense, they course, your oven. "I make it for my room-
port and pulled herself upward tivities. 'Tim has really been the one hold your life in their hands." The foods you need are sim- mates all the time, and they just
She stepped back and took a A few years ago, she was intro- who has taught me everything Since theirfirstclimb, McFar- ple as well. Four fillets of raw love it. Its real easy for me to
few deep breaths, letting the duced to the sport of rock climb- that I know about climbing," land and 11m have shared many chicken, two tablespoons of make and it doesn't take up a
warm autumn air circulate in her ing and hasn t stopped since. McFarland said. "It's his pas- great times. butter, whiteflour,eight cups lot of my time either," said
lungs. "It's amazing tofinisha climb. sion." You can always find the two of sliced portabella mush- Mercyhurst Freshman Matt
McFarland had completed her You can't be scared. You just Following herfirstclimb, Mc- of them packing up their gear rooms, and three cups of Jason.
firstfive-sevenrock which is a have to remember not to look Farland spent the following few and heading towards McConnel's Marsala wine. J Jason gave me the recipe for
rock climb on natural rock for- down," McFarland said. months learning techniques and Mill for another run at the rocks. The steps are easy to fol- the chicken marsala. He used
mations more than 40 feet in McFarlandfirstclimb was the the proper use of equipment so ^McFarland's next big adven- iow and the results are phe- to work at the Olive Garden
the air. Arete rock formations at McCo- that she could participate in top- ture is set for next fall when she nomenal % and he learned how to cook
McFarland, a senior studying nnel's Mill in Pennsylvania. . rope climbing experiences. * is going to attempt a five-nine • Cover thefilletsin flour. several different Italian dishes.
to achieve a bachelor's degree She was accompanied by a very She covered areas such as be- climb in Seneca, W.Va. *: While covering the "My recipe for chicken
in special and elementary edu- experienced climber, Tim, who laying, bouldering, and knot ty- "I love to climb and am going chicken, begin melting the marsala isn't the same as the
cation, is a person who has al- had participated in rock climb- ing to keep on doing what I love." butter in the skillet until it one used at the Olive Garden.
covers the base of the pan. I've made some adjustments
* Once the butter is melt- and a few different things here
For one teacher, a lack of sense makes sense ed put thefilletsin the pan.
- Cook the fillets on one
side for about one-and-a-
and there to give it my own
unique taste," said Jason. "It's
just always been one of my
By Megan Pass inger during childhood. ones I had." We have a very good time." halfto two minutes, or until favorite dishes and it's always
Contributing writer "What was it like growing up?" The ones she had inspired her In class, Fisher tries to share light brown. acrowdpleaser." f
said Fisher. "Kids always picked to be better, but not in a way the deaf experience with stu-
Most college professors have on me because I struggled with that any child would hope for. dents. They participate in projects
a preferred method of teaching.
Some lecture, some depend on
conversation, I couldn't afford
hearing aids, so it was difficult
to understand what was going on
,"***My teachers were abusive at the deaf club, they have guest
both verbally and physically. I will speakers, and they do a number
never forget the time in elemen- of projects and simulations that
Save Lots of Money
student participation, and others
tary school that a friend and I require them to be "deaf."
use slideshows or handouts. One around me. I didn't know who I
was or where I fit in and by the had to go to the board and write Fisher believes that sign lan- Tanglewood Apartment Homes
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however, takes quite a different time I was in middle school I was some English grammar," Fisher guage is a very good thing to Offering 1,2, A 3 Bedrooms
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approach teacher was so fangry she between the deaf and hearing
Nicole Fisher, a 34 year-old I've beenfightingever since."
woman who's spent almost her One thing that helped Fisher slammed our heads against the worlds, especially in the work
blackboard. That's just not right." place, is better." 11 gives a deaf
Heat, electric, A/C,
get through childhood was her
entire life in Erie, Pa., has a very
unique personaliry. She's not just brothers and sisters. She had six •i'-_ This abuse went on until Fish-person a sense of good feeling trash, water
er was in 10th grade. Then she and ifs much easier to develop
the short, blond-haired, green- brothers and sisters, two of
which were also deaf. "We were attended Western Pennsylvania a friendship," & sewer are all included.
eyed, bubbly lady that everyone School of the Deaf in Pittsburgh
sees. Fisher has much more his- all very close and very under- Though Fisher has had her
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Fisher always believed she could "I came to Mercyhurst last tomorrow I don't think I'd take Great Location!
In fact, Fisher has been deaf year because there was a job it. I've found my place in the
all of her life. be anything she wanted.
She was right $ opening. I teach ASL levels I-DI," deaf community. I fit in here.
Though she isn't completely
"Since I was a little girl I've al- explains Fisher. "I absolutely love If I were a little girl, it might be
deaf (known in the deaf world
ways wanted to teach," said Fish- it I just wish I could hear things different. Bin right now, I'm
as hard-of-hearing) and speaks
er. "I wanted to show children like class discussions a little bet- pretty dam happy being deaf.'; Ask aboutfour move-iniispeciall!
extremely well, she's had her fair ter, but the students are patient.
share of rough times, especially that not all teachers were like the
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•.. and the Ugly for a challenge. to look like presentable. If she
Okay, drunken query number wears belly shirts every day,
one: Why do women have to scratch her off the list. I know
than the doset psychos.
The only woman I know who
isn't crazy is me. Toast is nice
think about everything they say? these girls sound boring, but trust and I like su perfly burritos.
Still, no letters to the editor for TheMerciad Does the editorial staff have to start hitting people Why do they need time? Techni- me — it's always the quiet ones Seriously though, the best ad-
with hammers so that they will write in? Maybe it's time for drastic measures: door-to-door cally, I believe I answered this that you want. Everyone has a vice I can give you is that I'm
solicitations for letters...at 3 a.m. question somewhat in previous kinky streak, and the harder the very tired, so ask somebody else.
articles rhe upshot of it was that streak is tofind,the more prom-
women need "time" for every- inent it is when it surfaces. Woo for bananas,
thing because "time" equals 2. Find a woman who doesn't Madam Malarky
"running to 34 of her closest smoke. Not only will she smell
trends friends and asking them what better, but she wont ask you for
they think, all the while telling money as often if she doesn't
them embarrassing stories of have dirty addictions to feed.
things her boyfriend has said
and/or done in the sack."
3- Find a woman who can look
pretty in sweats. This is self-ex-
-Frittering away her college
education to bring you the best
stuff to read in the Merciad-
Racism in fashion
away from (or to) the frozen er colleges who are currently tak-
It is the end of Feburary (al- lands, I have a few suggestions ing their midterms.
most) and you know what that to thaw out your break. Before So what if they are going to
means? Spring Break! Woo hoo! settling in at home to wait out have a warm spring break? You
Party time!
Ah, college spring break. Is
the cold, hit the store.
Buy yourself some playground
get yours first.
Or, you could take the easy way Is there aproblem with the Abercrombie imag
there any greater tradition? What sand, a kiddy swimming pool, a out by hopping in a car with a i&Tve long dealt with this reality Imagine what message this is
can be more fun that cruises in bottle of self-tanning lotion, buncl i of friends yelling, "Road By Mary Andom of Shopping-While-Black: either sending to the little black girl
the Bahamas, swimming at Fort some plastic palm trees, tacky Trip!" and follow the highway Knight Ridder Newspapers e A
with dark skin, textured hair and
Lauderdale, or just basking in the luau lights, and some coconuts south. you're ignored or followed.
T^-The billboard of handsome full lips. Is she not beautiful or
sun by the pool because spring and pineapples. You could stay in cheap mo- While cruising the mall recently, American enough?
is here. „ Spread the sand out on your tels, eat in creepy diners, and white jocks and beautiful white
I couldn't help but notice the sea women frolicking infieldsre- Abercrombie employs these
Oh, wait living room floor. If your par- drink in dingy bars. of white streaming in and out live Barbies to reinforce the
That's right. This is Mercy- ents complain, tell them it is a You could get lost for a whole minded me of how different I
of the Abercrombie & Fitch am from them. They are tall, Eurocentric ideal of beauty _ or
hurst, home of the wintertime pre-dass homework assignment day and not care because you store. as they call it, the "all-American
didn't have any set plans anyway. slender and fair-skinned or
spring break.* They'll probably buy it. "Oooh, Abercrombie's having look." I always thought "all-
You could come back in a car Asian- everyone from the cus-
It's is not like we can't travel, Fill the kiddy pool with salt a blow-out sale," my friend said. tomers to the cashiers. American" referred to the melt-
right? ; y water and place it in the corner. smelling like feet and cheese with
"Let's go in." * ing pot theory we're taught in
a bunch of exciting stories to "Traitor, you don't belong
You could head to Mexico, for Surround it with the palm trees. "Uh, I don't know," I told her. here," that little voice in my head school. But I guess Abercrom-
fun, sun and Montezuma's Re- String the lights all around the share (or at least some good "Black folk don't really shop bie had something else in mind
blackmail pictures if you didn't admonished "Black people dont
venge. J room. Now you have your very here. I'll walk around the food shop here. This controversial image is at
But that is played out. Boring. own private beach. forget that camera!) court or something." I had had enough and was the very heart of a racial-dis-
It's been done. Clean out the coconuts and No matter what you do, don't Secredy, I wanted to know ready to leave when my friend crimination suit filed against
Personally, I suggest packing pineapple shells and fill them sit at home and complain that what all the buzz was about I chimed in, "Great, I found it; he's Abercrombie & Fitch by nine
up your winter wardrobe and with yourfavoritedelusion en- none of your friends at other had never had the courage to going to love this shirt" Hispanic and Asian employees
take a cruise north to Alaska. 1 lancing drink. schools can hang out with you. walk into an Abercrombie be- "OK, let*s just get out of here." who accuse the company of
I mean, what says spring break Set your drinks out near your This break is about cutting fore. When I walked out, I was re- unfair employment practices.
better than a frozen tundra? beach I blanket and grab your:sun- loose, so go out and have some "C'mon, it'll only be a minute, minded of the many reasons why Perhaps surprisingly, there are
Everybody knows that over- less tanning lotion. fun. promise," my friend said. I refuse to spend my money in a no black plaintiffs in the suit In
sized fur coats and hunting Sure, you are going to be or- This is also a term break. As 1 stepped foot in that store, place like Abercrombie & Fitch: a way, we've created color-cod-
spears are a fashion must have ange, but at least you won't get When those other schools let IfeltI was in dangerous territo- -I don't have the "A&F ed fashion associating the urban
this year.^ Have fun, you crazy skin cancer from those nasty UV out, your friends are still goingry. An uneasiness swelled in my look." look of flashy tennis shoes, puffy
rich people, you! rays. to have some homework to do. stomach as the customers -The suburban lifestyle coats, baggy jeans and jerseys
looked on in curiosity. Feeling doesn't appeal to me. with blacks, and the suburban
outnumbered and out of place, -The Abercrombie im- look of khaki pants, polo tops
Bush or Kerry: I tried to look as natural as pos- age is just plain racist. and Dr. Martens with whites.
sible. I shuffled my feet and We all know that beauty is Abercrombie represents this
poked at the clothing. A bubbly largely defined in this culture as image perfectly, further propa-
sales clerk chirped " I h huh, white. Even some of the most gating stereotypes and hatred
yeah, that tube top looks great populai black actresses and pop with its racist message. Does
Where the Mercyhurst vote is going with those low-rise jeans," as
techno music pulsated in the
stars, such as Halle Barry and
Beyonce, have lighter skin and
Abercrombie have an obligation
to represent minorities on their
Ixickground. long silky tresses. billboards and in their stores and
If the presidential election tical margin of error. The same a 2.6 on a scale of 1-5, where
Every couple of minutes, At a young age, we are taught catalogs? That's for the courts to
was held today, President spread holds true for registered five equaled very credible, and
though, she would look over my that white is beautiful^, from decide.
George Bush and SenatorJohn! voters and for those who said gave media coverage a 2.9.
they were likely or very likely to shoulder and when I'd catch her Cinderella to Barbie. As a child, Honestly, I cringe at the
Kerry would be in a dead heat, When asked how informed
vote in November. glance, she'd squeeze off an un- I used to smear my mother's thought of Abercrombie &
according to the latest Politi- they were about politics, 31 easy smile. Not once did a sales dark foundation all over my i itch expanding its marketing of
cal Communication poll of Tliis is in contrast to a poll tak- percent said they were in- clerk ask If 1 needed anything Barbie's face and plait her hair self-hate and racism to even more
Mercyhurst students taken last en in January when 41 percent formed or very informed Poll or wanted to try something on. so she could look just like me. people.
week % $ of those respondents said they participants were randomly se-
Of the 79 students asked plan to vote for President Bush, lected from the Mercyhurst
who they would vote for if the and Senator John Kerry saw his student directory by students The Merciad accepts all letters to the editor
election was held todays the supportriseto 18.5 percent. In in the Communication Depart-
results are as follows: Bush was terms of credibility, respondents ment's Political Communica- Please submit your letters to:
picked by 36 percent. Kerry were skeptical about information tion course. ppipionmeycjad@mercyhurst.e4ii
was the choice of 41 percent coming from political campaigns The class also hosted a weekly
This spread mirrors nation- ads and media coverage of pol- discussion program, Politics
al polls that show Kerry ahead itics in general. Today, on Hurst TV Cablevi- The Merciad reserves the right to edit for length. Please keep all
of Bush, but within the statis- Respondents gave political ads sion Channel 19. submissions to 300 words or less.
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&m a part-time 'Sdencenurybcuefoundaaiwfor the ones whofindthat they are when you know you could get
mastevik; htfU.hcxfcii^pQmmtyavoiding the interaction of their out of class early if you don't: -
\h >1 y fob? for the uvrst of them all—theapa-own beliefs and society simply ;
It's difficult to 'caste*-aboflt
and almost sprained my ankle. enjoyed. 3 thyqfhuman beings. "-HelenKeJler because it's easiertostand back things that are almost impossi-
By Niky Nocera j*i This was not a dream job; a The people were great, the job and watch bletochange. |
Contributing 'writer seven to eight hour day was ut- was easy, and eating ice cream College is the time-filler.; the [-*• In the society in which we live, It's difficult to put a reputation
terly boring and horrendous. all the time was awesome. timetodistinguish what istobe this contemporary play of inter- on the line in the name df a cause
While the usual spring break Needless to say 1 only worked However, when I turned 18. i found important andtodevelop national commercialism, Wall that may infactprove unaffect-
substantial opinions. Opinions Street and the sales at the Gap ed K • I FT
consists of basking in the sun in there.; one summer. wanted to wait tables.
meaning positions on issues such are common knowledgetomore If society stops trying, love and
Cancun or Florida, I, unfortu- The next place I ran to was I wanted to work two jobs at
as abortion, not opinions on people than the specifics of war hate really dont stand a chance
nately, will be waiting tables at McDonald's, and I will never the same time, but with it being
football or which shade of nail overseas or the progress of and will in fact be overcome by
ChiChis. work fast food ever again! my senior year of high school, polish best matches your under-
peace efforts. 5 Monday night football and lip
Tm sure everyone knows about Some days it was fun, but since the workload was pressuring, and wear.
As Joan Vinge put it, "Indif- gloss, conceding to the domi-
the hepatitis out-break a few my brother worked there and I could only manage one job. So,
months ago at the Beaver Falls was designated my boss, it was I took a leave of absence to work Indifference is an epidemic ference is the strongest force in nance and destruction of the
hard to follow orders from my at Chi Chi's. among students. Look at drugs the universe. It makes everything world's most threatening adver-
ChiChi's. it touches meaningless. Love and
and alcohol in the college envi- sary of indifference.
Even though my restaurant in brother, especially when he made /Planning to have my other job
ronment. No one thinks twice hate dont stand a chance against It all comes down to whether
Butler, Pa.was not infected, our me do things he knew I hated; back that summer, I was irritat-
about the abuse of substances it." \ {
ed when my boss told me there or not We compete against the
business dropped so much that for example, cleaning the dining among friends. After college, ifs
were no hours available. The challenge is to make the outbreak of indifference.
I was laid off until further no- room area. In addition, because
tice. I did not act like him, which is | So, since last April, I have a shameful reality that continues conscious decision to care, to It comes down to whether or
So during both fall and winter crazy becausefirstof all 1 am a worked as a server, and it is the to exist because the perspective decide what matters, and then not we decide as college students
best job for me yet I enjoy work- was previously absent refuse to sedentarily watch when now that we re going to care
breaks, I earned no money and girl, I did not get along well with The same is true with political things go wrong. The challenge enoughtodevelop our opinions. :
slowly drained my bank ac- some of my other co-workers. ing with people and receiving
count Then I was supposed to get money based on how well I per- values moral perception, ambi- istodecide whether it is more our beliefs, and our positions.- .
form. tious drives. College breeds the importanttowatch reality tele- It comes down to whether or
Since the idea of going to the promoted to the same position leaders of our society, and it also vision or engage in reality itself. not we care enough to make a
beach is not even feasible this as my brother, and my boss ba- p Tip money is usually nice, ex-
risks producing the indifference It's a hard thing to do, no difference. <\
break, I will be working and try- sically lied to me and revoked cept when something goes wrong
resulting in a languid lifestyle and doubt. In a world promoting As Edmund Burke said, "All
ingtosave money so that I can the promotion. I was out of out of my control or I get some-
a world corrupt without change. mindless existence, brainwasl line
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Thefilingroom was a dusty, were Albanian, I tended to get Next year, I will hopefully
cold, and very small with a step hit on a lot just because I was have some kind of vacation
stool to reach the higher young, new, and attractive. I still planned for spring break.
shelves. Since I'm only 5 T \ eat there, but sexual harassment I guess that just depends on
reaching for the higher shelves did not float my boat. Dairy how lucrative the business be-
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MARCH 6.
Ziggy Marley, Michael
Franti and Spearhead.; Bey once walked away with five awards, mainly for her single "Crazy in Love" and her
Mr. Small's Theater, By Emily Crofoot It's a movie with all the dials
album "Dangerously In Love." cranked up to 11, an over-
Pittsburgh. On sale Contributing writer
Jan. 24 at noon at th
20 anniversary of Purple Rain. marching band whelming, intoxicating assault
Ticketmaster. By Lindsey Kezlarian Beyonce latei performed her Some notable winners of the on the senses^ j
Contributing writer. song "Dangerously in Love** in- night included Evanescence as ph 3, 2 & 8 p.m.
MARCH 8. side of a giantframed,live paint- "Best New Artist," and accord- "The Human Stain" is the March 17, 2 & 8 p.m.
Von Bondies, Tough f The music industry's best and ing ing to Yahoo News, an award in story of a classics professor, "In America," being shown
and Lovely. Beachland boldest showed up for the 46* Unique performances and which rapper 50 Cent was not (Hopkins) with aterriblese- on St. Patrick's Day, is Irish
Tavern, Cleveland. annual Grammy Awards, which pairs seemed to be the theme of too pleased about losing, as he cret that is about to shatter filmmaker Jim Sheridan's in-
proved to be a low-key but the night, with a tribute and ren- did a stroll onto the stage in the his life in a small New England telligent and even profound
MARCH 9. * '* memorable event for all view- dition of the Beatles' classic "I middle of their acceptance town. personal drama about uproot-
Bette Midler. HSBC ers. After last week's fiasco with Saw Her Standing There" per- speech to which the lead singer When his affair with a young ing his family and heading to
Arena, Buffalo. On Janet Jackson, who was notice- formed by Sting, Dave Mat- of Evanescence said, "Thank troubled janitor (Kidman) is the New World in the 1980s.
sale Jan. 26 at 9 a.m. at ably missing from the ceremo- thews, Vince Gill, and Pharrell you, 50!" * 3 uncovered, the secret he had
Tops Friendly Markets, ny, CBS pulled out any and all Williams. \ p Beyonce walked away with five harbored for over 50 years March 24, 2 & 8 p.m.
by phone at (888) 223- preventative measures to stop Also, our beloved boy-toy Jus- awards, mainly for her single from 1 lis wife, his children and"The Weather Under-
6000, online at? another embarrassing event sim- tin Timberiake, still reeling from "Crazy in Love" and her album colleagues, fast explodes in a ground" is a documentary
www.tickets.com. ilar to the Super Bowl halftime the flash shock of his last per- "Dangerously in Love." Accord- conflagration of devastating about the 1970s radical group.
Show. .| formance, sang his single "Seno- ing to Etonline.com, Justin Tim- consequences. Powerful and surprisingly
MARCH 22. Their preventions paid off rita" joined with jazz musician beriake won "Best Male Pop timely, the film explores the
Proclaimers. Rosebud, March 10,2 & 8 p.m. interweaving of idealism and
and the Grammy's went un- Arturo Sandoval. OutKast per- Artist," in which during his ac-
Pittsburgh. On sale* "City of God" is an electri- terrorism and the frustration
hitched. Many tuned in to see formed twice and won "Album ceptance speech he made refer-
Jan. 23 at Ticketmas- fying picture is part tender of true believers who found
their favorite musicians and of the Year" and "Best Rap Al- ence to the Janet Jackson esca-
ter. com i ng-of-agefilmand part that neither approach result-
some unique performances bum" for "Speakerboxx," said pade by saying "I know it's been
gang-welfare epic from the ed in much change.
throughout the show. Yahoo News. Their second per- a rough week on everybody,"
MARCH 23 Brazilian slum.
Prince and Beyonce teamed up formance was their single "Hey We're allrightthere with you,
Dream Theater. Palace for the opening act, marking the Ya," accompanied by the USC buddy.
Theater, Monroeville.
On sale Jan. 23 at*
rlTicketmaster.
MARCH 24.
Proclaimers. Beachland
Ballroom, Cleveland^
Devine releases full length album
APRIL 6.
Sleepy Jackson. Rose- Lead singer of The Miracle of86 knows how to make music
bud, Pittsburgh. On
sale Jan. 23 at Ticket-
master. occasionally a piano, and bright ly bouncing under Devine's py love struck "Your Body is a while I sleep on your couch/I'm
ByJen Helbig drums. Some songs involve the words. Wonderland." coughing u p a lung but I'm cov-
APRIL 8. Contributing writer harmonic tones of a female vo- "A paralyzed puppet sits stiff He does not take life too seri- ering my mouth/And I paint you
Larry the Cable-Guy. calist, comparable to the contrib- in the window/grinding his teeth ously, but the listener feels aware on the wall/Yellow, red, green
Warner Theatre, Erie. In October of 2003, Kevin uting vocals in Ben Gibbard's and playing piano/all his songs of his opinions. and brown/I miss you all the time
y$27.75. On sale Feb. 7 Devine released a full-length on "The Postal Service" album. bleed together in a flatline blur/ The second half of the album but I'm blocking it out."
['; at Tullio Arena box Triple Crown Records. This album is far better a broken litany of worthless tosses around various styles that For the love song fanatics,
office, Ticketmaster To some of us, it was a much thought out than Devine's 2001 words/creating space while your surprise the listener, but all of "Thanks" brings a few sweet
:
outlets, by phone at i -&\ awaited album, and to others, it "The Circle Gets the Square." drinks get served."- them are tasteful. lines into the close of the album:
|452-4857 or 456-7070, is a call to finally bury yourJohn The sound that unravels will The piano solo doses the song, "People are so Fickle" sounds |v rhin streaks of tar spill off
[; online at Mayer CD's between the car catch your attention and interest tiptoeing over the soft yet pre- like a one-man cover band of your right eye/where my fingers
ticketmaster.com. seats and get to the store for this you for more. cise strumming of the acoustic. The Get Up Kids. It's cute, pop- find/Their way there every night
1
one. • The album begins with two The next Is one of my favor- py, and driving. we sleep side by side/Your hands
APRIL 30. Kevin Devine, the lead singer slower acoustic songs, "Ball ites on the record, "Whistling "Marie," ?Country Sky Glow" in mine."
Alan Jackson, Martina ol The Miracle of 86 (whit 1 \ Game"; and "Wolfs Mouth." Dixie," where Devine quips on and "Tapdance" are thoughtful, The record generally has the
McBride, Mellon also has an awesome new record) He reels the listener in with a few Americans gently, but almost acoustic movements that are the mood for a car ride or an after-
Arena, Pittsburgh. On is a young guitarist/singer who catchy phrases: offensively. soundtrack of staying inside on noon of background music for
sale Jan. 24 at Ticket- really knows how to make mu- "And I know the kid with his "We're a nation full of dumb- a rainy day. homework
master. sic. P 3fl guitar/so drunk and anxious/has bells/Pulling nightshiftB at the The record does not leave you Devine has brought out even
If you've never heard his been done to death/ so tell me gym/We're a nation full of book- sleeping, though, "Longer That more amazing talent than his
APRIL 30. voice, I would say it's less-trem- what hasn't ill try it." worm girls/Dumbing d o w n to I'm Out I lere," "You're My I n- earlier albums, but if you are
Alan Jackson, Martina bling than Conor Oberst, more The third and fourth songs start fall in love with them." eentive" a n d "Splitting U p looking for a rock CD, this Is far
McBride. Mellon modem than John Denver, and to pick up the beat, revealing the Devine's good-heaned style is Christmas" involves more excite- too indie for you.
Arena, Pittsburgh. On less of a sell-out than Chris Car- style of the CD. 'i never basiling to anyone except ment. :j If you e n d u p buying it and
sale date TBA. rabba. Sitting near the middle of the for, Ironically, himself. "Longer That I'm Out 1 -lere" enjoying it, make sure you also
University of Buffalo The sound is most prominent- release, "A Flatline Blur" brings His subtle lyrics make the lis- tells a familiar youthful story go out and try "Owen," "Rocky
• Mainstage Theater, ly Devine's acoustic strumming a catchy beat of quiet drums and tener feel Devine's youth, 1 >ui m >t with a new energy: Votolato," "Iron and Wine," or
Buffalo. over light, dean electric backup, low rolling piano notes creative- immature like John Mayer's sap- "And I'm singing all his songs "Son, Ambulance." 3
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ENTERTAINMENT
Six questions J e n n i f e r A n i s t o n
faces as she aims for m o v i e s t a r d o m
If Aniston's life were as
ByJam! Bernard smooth as her complexion, as
New York Daily News untangled as her trend-setting
hair, she might cut a boring fig-
ure. But herfamousriftwith her
^ With "Friends" coming to an mother is intriguing because it
end on May 6, Jennifer Aniston, adds a dark spot to Aniston's
the show's most popular and otherwise perfect public perso-
glamorous star, is expected to na
make a simple leap to major She has been estranged for
movie stardom. H eight years from her mother,
It may not be simple at all. Nancy, a former model, ever
On the face of it, Aniston is since the latter mined their rela-
well-poised to join actresses like tionship for personal gain on tab-
Nicole Kidman, Cameron Diaz loid TV and in a 1999 book,
and Renee Zellweger on Holly- "From Mother to Daughter to
wood's A-list. Friends."
She could even make a charge In a recent interview with Di-
on Julia Roberts' turf as Ameri- ane Sawyer, Aniston seemed
ca's highest-earning female star. nearly ready to dismantle her
Aniston boosted her standing l^ersonal Berlin Wall.
last month with the box-office "Now we're sort of all stand-
hit "Along Came Polly." Her fee ing in our comers, just waiting -j.
of around $5 million per movie for the other to approach," she
now seems set to double. told Sawyer.
But there are pressing ques- Pitt, apparently the easygoing
tions chat Aniston faces as she half of the couple, has gottenB
tries to make a permanent tran- Aniston to the jx)int where she
sition from TV to movies _ a can imagine forgiving Mom.
hill that's proved too steep for Yet that thought agitated her
some. And some of those ques- during the Sawyer interview.-
tions will pose personal dilemmas K"I should have a shock thing
for her: around my neck like those dogs,
Is it more important to her to when they start to bark. When I .
have children? start to cry, I just get electrocut- r.
Is she likely to be weighed ed," Aniston said.
down by the continuingriftwith Aniston and Pitt are a rare Photo courtesy of www google com.
her mother? couple in Hollywood in that With "Friends" coming to an end on May 6, Jennifer Aniston, the show's most popular and glamorous star, is expected
Will marital tensions emerge if they not only seem happy, to make a simple leap to major movie stardom.
her career outflanks that of hus- stable and mutually supportive, v
band Brad Pitt? but seldom prompt anyone to es would be throwing off their quette) is fastidious. Ross (Dav- ture to bind her, Aniston's ton stealing literary heroine roles
Can she "open" a movie? say anything negative about aprons and hiring agents. id Schwimmer) is neurotic. own quirky personality will from Nicole Kidman.
Can she make it on her own them. Aniston has unique qualities, Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) is a ditz. create a niche for her that That doesn't preclude her try-
without the "Friends" support, No one has ever claimed it's a not least her empathic nature, Chandler (Matthew Perry; is a combines Rachel's innate ing a dramatically dark role.
system? . | sham marriage to shield one par- that position,frerto become, Ppe loser. Jpey (Matt LeBlanc). is sweetness, with those neuroses It is easier for comic actors to
Is she too nice or too neurotic ty from gossip or to enhance the of those few actresses who can dumb. Aniston claims are at her try drama than vice versa, not
a screen presence? lesser light's fame. "open" movies on the strength The movie parts they get tend core. least because people often use
Aniston has said often enough There is no lesser light, Anis- of their name alone. to play on those qualities, though A little strangeness adds depth. humor to mask pain.
that she wants to start a family ton and Pitt had each succeed- Her early attempts to "carry" Kudrow has managed to break Playing against Rachel's vivac- Aniston first became a class
with Pitt as soon as "Friends" ed individually before they met. movies like Ticture Perfect" and type in films like "Wonderland" ity, Aniston was good as the de- clown after her dad (soap star
ends. Their fame and creativity are "The Object of My Affection" and Cox Arquette has a dramat- pressed married store clerk who John Aniston) left the family
It seems unlikely, however, not interdependent, which is a failed. But Aniston holds her own ic role in the upcomingfilm"No- lias an affair with a stock boy in when she was 9-
that she will disappear from healthy state of affairs. opposite Ben Stiller in "Along vember." "The Good Girl." \ Now, with her 35th birthday
view like Annette Bening, who When one half of a showbiz Came Polly." i Aniston's Rachel, who went Director Miguel Arteta got approaching on Feb. 11, she can
put her career on hold the mo- couple starts to become a big- She has also judiciously sprin- from rich, spoiled brat to self- Aniston to tone down her phys- begin to let the pain show
ment she married Warren Beat- ger star than the other, it often kled her movie career with the sufficient buyer for Ralph Lau- ical comedy (by carrying weights through the wisecracks.
ty ; I breeds insecurity. splashy ("Bruce Almighty"), the ren, is the only "friend" not sad- so she wouldn't gesticulate) and Whatever she decides to do
Although high on family val- Pitt hasn't had a hit in a while serious ("The Good Girl"), and dled with a defining personality deflate her hair (by not washing with her "Friends" momentum,
ues, Aniston has, if anything, and could start to feel sorry for the offbeat ("Office Space"), as trait that would limit future roles. it). I .; p at least she'll never have to go
stepped up her workload since himself if Aniston becomes a if anticipating that one day she'd Aniston also has what it takes | Aniston could find it a greater back to waitressing or
marriage (and she certainly Hollywood darling. need to cover many bases as a in ways that no resume can con- stretch to play a cynic, a bitch selling Poconos timeshares, as
doesn't need the money). The Then again, he might welcome Hollywood leading lady, vey. or a femme fatale. she did before she became
fact that babies have been pen- it. All her "Friends" co-stars have She has the girl-next-door Even in the name ofversatil- famous.
ciled in to accommodate Anis- If all it took to be a contender made movies, too, but they've freshness of Sandra Bullock and ity, she may not want to squan- She can, of course, decide to
ton's schedule means that pro- for Roberts' box-office throne mostly seen hampered by their the sophisticated comedy in- der the 10 years of goodwill sit back and do nothing. More
fessional ambition remains a high were beauty and talent, then TV peronas. stincts of Carole Lombard. Rachel has accrued. likely, she'll decide to try and
priority. hundreds of winsome waitress- Monica (Courteney Cox Ar- Without the "Friends" struc- It is also hard to imagine Anis- have it all.
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by seniors Peter Rynshoven and his ninth of the season. added his eleventh goal of the
Mike Carter. The goal put Mercyhurst ahead season at 12:56, putting Mercy-
Tackabeny's eleventh goal of 5-2, where the game would fin- hurst ahead 6-2.
the season gave Mercyh u rst a 2- ish. Army managed to score again
Olead." Franck finished with a stellar at 15:35, but were able to get any
, Mercyhurst struck again at performance, stopping 36 of closer than that, with the game
6:59 when senior defenseman the 38 shots he faced. ending at 6-3.
and team captain Nolan Brown The two teams were back on Franck played another stellar
scored his third goal of the sea- the ice on Saturday, and Army effort, as the Lakers were again
son. came out prepared. out shot, this time by a total of
Brown's goal was assisted by The Black Knights scored first 33-25. I : § I fj
Tackaberry and Carter. on this night, whenJon Boyle put With the pair of victories, the
Army would get two goals in it past Franck at 7:51 in the first Lakers remain in second place
the third, but freshman Scott period of Atlantic Hockey with a 13-5- File Photo
Champagne was able to score his Mercyhurst finally got on the 1 record, trailing only Holy Cross Hard work and hard practices are going to give the team a strong finish.
eighth goal of the season in-be- board at 6:30 in the second, when in the standings. games," remarked Champagne five games ifwe stand a chance." Center,
tween them. sophomore Erik Johnson and "We played very strong this regarding the team's play, "VCe are The men take on Sacred Heart This will be die team's last game
Champagne's goal, assisted by junior T.J. Kemp found Dave weekend, and we need that to trying to catch Holy Cross and this Friday night, Feb. 20, at at the MIC while school is in ses-
fellow freshman Jon Asselstine Borrelli. carry over into our next five we need five wins in our next home at the Mercyhurst Ice sion. |
points a game on the season. Shouse, who went the entire ^Miami's best football recruit
- Ashland led at the half 35- first half without a foul, picked was arrested for the 11th time. Kevin KrecWKRT Photo
31, but the Lakers were not up five within a 13 minute span Then, of course, there were The U.C. football team Is just one of many caught up In a potential scandal.
about to back down. your garden-variety bar fights,
in the second half. a rape accusations, academic is- exposed as nothing more tluin the phone at the ready. That newly formed NCAA
The Lakers NCAA Division The Lakers ended the game big business of minor-league After the recorded incident taskforceis entrusted with find-
II fourth ranked defense sues, domestic disputes, booster
with 25 fouls, the most in one payments, suspensions and oth- sports with every incident, every was shown to police, the woman ing out ifJohnny Recruit is hand-
(58.0ppg) held the Eagles to 59 game this season. er abuses that don't feel quite arrest, every porno on a St. was charged with filing a false ing over his next four years of
points on the night Shouse was credited with two right near the campus library. John's player's cellphone. report. education to Miami instead of
Mercyhurst tied the game at assists on the night, which put All this stuff didn't happen in Did you hear the details of this 'She men explained to the New Nebraska because South Flori-
45 with 13 minutes left, and him in first place for all time the past year or past month. charming scandal? York tabloids that she wasn't a da has better exotic dancers.
scored 29 points, outscoring tl le leading with 246. It happened in the past week. A bunch of St. John's players prostitute but a married flight The recruiting process is a petri
eagles byfivein the second half. Helm led all scorers with 15 While we were leading newscasts go to a strip club after a game attendant dish for scandal.
The game was decided when while Shouse added 14 and with Janet Jackson's malfunc- and leave with a 38-year-old Would have been fun to hear
guard Jawad Ali added ten. You lure young and often poor
Shouse hit a shot from behind tioning wardrobe. woman who allegedly agrees to her try to explain all this to her
Mercyhurst sealed the GLIAC kids with private planes, lobster
the left wing arc with only sev- Speaking of boobs, the NCAA have sex with them for money. husband.
playoff spot for the first time dinners, big parties, nightlife, li-
en seconds left to play. announced Feb. 12 it was form- They don't pay. He must have been soothed
since 2001, and will rest until quor and cute student hostesses
Seniors Shouse and forward ing a task force to look into the She claims rape. when he heard that. yes, his wife
next Saturday when it travels to and are surprised when the acts
Josh Helm combined to score tawdry recruiting practices. None of the players are arrest- had sex with a bunch of basket-
Hillsdale. |> entitled or gets into trouble?
24 of Mercyhurst's 29 second That should solve everything. ed because one of them taped ball players but at least it wasn't Give kids enough head-swell-
half points and 40 of the teams The Lakers also have upcom- A task force! the encounter on his cellphone. for money _ making her unfaith-
ing Rival game against Gannon ing free stuff, and pretty soon
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When it convenes, who s bring- That's the kind of discipline ful and a bad businesswoman, you have those rape accusations
Senior forward Mike Mar- on Feb. 28 to conclude the reg- and attention to fundamentals perhaps, but at least not greedy.
ular season. ing the booze and strippers? in Colorado where players turn
shall pulled down nine boards. you want from your squad. Sorry for all the naughty talk,
We love to talk about the puri- lobster and women into part of
ty and tradition of college sports, If coach has said it once, he but that's where we are today in the same take-as*n iuch-as-you-
about Duke's bobbing basketball has said it a thousand times: college sports as Rice and Hous- Want buffet. ;:
crowd and TouchdownJesus and When having an orgy with a ton and Colorado look into But never mind all that.
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