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"A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough" "a man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants" "you can't belay a man who's falling in love"
"A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough" "a man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants" "you can't belay a man who's falling in love"
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"A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough" "a man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants" "you can't belay a man who's falling in love"
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