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Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast

tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up


above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let me suck you, dont feel shy.

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your


breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the louder the scream,louder the scream the better the fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane. A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone. Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what? rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?whereva therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

Management Lesson You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction. on the other hand You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction. your money, your decision. Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear A Short thing It gets Longer when U hold it N pass between women Breasts N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt U dirty mind. Girl: If you get a chance, will you marry me.? Boy: If I get chance, why would I marry. He came 2 me 1 nite explored my body licked sucked swallowed & had his fill wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITO U Dirty Mind Define, Biology and sociology? . .

. If new born baby looks like his father it is biology, if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology A couple had a fight one night. When they were going to bed, Husband Taunted: Good night mother of 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night Father of none Five rules of girls 1: Love me but dont touch me 2: Touch me but dont kiss me 3: Kiss me but dont use me 4: Use me but dont forget me 5: Forget me but dont tell to anyone! Skin meets Skin When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES Mom: Why are you pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in college about Miracle of Life Mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute! Whats the geographical definition of love? Its an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece! Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. Buy a scooty, pick a beauty, drink a frooty, take her to ooty, remove her nighty, do ur duty, after 9 month get a cuty Teacher: why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it? Student: No, only BULL can do it. Tragedy of mans life Nice men are ugly, good looking men are not nice, good lookin nice men are married, good lookin nice unmarried men are gay One Boy To Another, What Did You Do On Mothers Day? 2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =) Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally Thats why boys go to college regularlyv A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and

he answered - waiting for autumn. In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36 A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy! Similarities of BRA & BAR. 1)Both have same alphabets. 2)Both are drinking zone. 3)Both have restricted time of opening & closing. 4)when both are opened men go crazy. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job! Son I want a baby brother . Mom your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it. Son why dont you give him a surprise A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock! A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, I thought It was MONEY A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than

a man with his pants down. Teacher: What is the difference between Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.?? Student: replied Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited. A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said. A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see his face carefully! There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it. One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?" A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin colleague asked: What happened? She replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work. 1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early." Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: what? Boy: your heart. Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs. Boy: what? Girl: your bike..;-) Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes,

divide your legs and we can multiply! Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat Two boys love one girl = PROBLEM! One boy love two girls = TALENT! Two girls love one boy = Qismat! A man was lost alone on an island. One day he decide to build a wooden boat. Suddenly a girl comes and man used the wood for making bed. Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another "I slept wid ur mom last nite" D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response. He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk" Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you. Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ? I am Miss. Parveen Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !! When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...

VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.

YOU! I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH & YOUR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT! WHY DID YOU TELL OTHERS MY SECRET?

YOU REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME! PLEASE STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs? Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs? Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell. Father to son: If You dont pass your Exams this time Dont call me DAD, After some days.. Father:How is your result? Son:Sorry Bashir Saab. Girl & Boy were having sex. Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips! Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip? Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs. A notice in a factory for girl workers. If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short,protect yourself from men at work Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not. In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor.. 1st Nurse: He Dresses very well. 2nd Nurse: And very Quickly too;-> Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun. An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home! Boy 2 Girl: On which date we should marry? Girl: 22 December!

Boy: Any special about it? Girl: It is the longest night of the year. Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea! Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red - Wild, Black - Sexy, Blue - Romantic, Pink - Seductive White - Calm, Yellow - time to change your undrewear! Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women A: magnets have a positive side Medical Science Says: Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation But the Truth is.. Tighter The Womans Clothing, Faster The Circulation Of MANs Bl0od ;-> Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN! Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty. Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them. Which Part... of a man's body has no bone full of veins loves pumping and responsible 4 making LOVE!

ANSWER: HEART!!! But i luv the way u think... A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity". In school canteen, there was a basket of apples with a written note: dont take more than 1, God is watching! A little further there was a box of choclates, a naughty child wrote: Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Callgirls r Roaming calls, Neighbour girls r Missed Calls. Its short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it? Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind. A simple good evening becomes a special greeting when someone so dear it is heartily given, because you have to me a wonderful meaning. Take care! Don't guess a person's character on his present situation. Bcoz, Time has the power to change an ordinary coal into a precious diamond....gud evng. . . My wishes are silent but true, Everywhere they will follow you... Luck is yours,Wishes are mine... I wish your present & future always shine... Good Evening A nice quote n the fact.. "closest relationship in the world have fought more battle than the enemies" So keep fighting with loved one.. Gud evng. .

My wishes are silent but true, Everywhere they will follow you... Luck is yours,Wishes are mine... I wish your present & future always shine... Good Evening Separation is a wound that no one can heal..! But, remembrance is a gift dat no one can steal..! Keep your memories intact..!!. good evening Its human tendency to run behind people whom we love and neglect the ones who love us bcoz We r sure we'll never loss them ....strange bt very true... Good evening "Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect.. It just means we have decided to see everything beyond the imperfections". .. Good evening...:Worries are like Moon. one day will increase, one day will decrease, other day may not be seen. So Don't Worry for Anything. Always Be cool. Good evening ...:-) "V may easily forget d people wid whom v laughed n enjoyed. But,"v cant 4get those people wit whom v cried n shared our feelings.its true. Gud evening Good evening 2 u sms Why does the SuN set and Rise every day? ? ? ? ? Think...

So tht i can wish Good MorninG and Good evening 2 u

It is very special today to say good night because it is last night of the year. I wish that God also forgive all of our sins and mistakes. So that we enter new year in refined and innocent form. Good night. On this night as i lie on my bed,i just cant stop thinking about u my LOVE.May u have a blessed & a beatiful GUD NITE. Hide my tears when I say your name, But the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I smile & seem carefree, Theres no one who miss you more than me. Good Night & Sweet Dream Close your eyes, Concentrate your mind & Pray to god about the things That you want most. GOD must fulfill your prayer... Have a nice sleep... G-o to bed O-ff the lights O-ut of tensions D-reams come N-ice sleep I-gnore worries G-et up early H-ave a nice day T-hank God always I wish that God would hold u tight. I hope that angels will keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, I'm gonna wish u a wonderful Night! As night falls upon the land, it is time to sleep again.

With the moon hanging in the starlit sky, I am here to wish you Night Night! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d NIGHT! I wish that God would hold you tite. i hope that angels will keep you in site. Now just to make sure you feel all rite, Im gonna wish you a wonderful night! sleep tite!! sleepy msg for a sleepy person from a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason at a sleepy time on the sleepy day in a sleepy mood to say please sleep"gud night" Remember that each time u fall .. I'll nvr let u reach the ground.. Trust me..il always be around.gudnight Black sky with solo moon with millions of stars brings you a silent hours to take a nice rest. Enjoy the whole night. Good Night Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night. Welcome aboard to Sweet Dreams airline, all passengers on bed, hug your pillows as the flight will be leaving soon to dream land. Enjoy your time Good Night A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams

Look outside its so romantic. The cloud is hugging you, With a cold wind, The star singing for you, The moon dancing for you, Because I invite them all to wish you, Good Night, Have a lovely Dreams and Sleep Well. "do not count what u have lost. just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u back ur lost things! 'good night'. Dont ever give up when you are down.. it doesnt matter if you fall many times.. just remember that each time you fall .. It never let you reach the ground..trust me.. It always be around.Good Night. Quickly go look out to the window. I blow a kiss for you, I hope it gonna last you for the whole night. Good Night Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams! The stars are out, The moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS you once, KISS you twice, now its time for bed. Close your eyes, and sleep tite! If kisses could fly, I would just send one Just to say Good night! Much Love 1 evening I will come to you room, lock the door,

turn off the lights, join you in bed. Ill come closer to you, my lips near your face. and Ill shout: have a great night I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is you so just wanna wish you good Night. Stars have settled & moon will shine, friendship matures like lovely wine, a very lovely night to a friend of mine, may your night be cool & fine Good Night Dear I wish that God would hold you tight. I hope that angels will keep you in site. Now just to make sure you feel all right, Im gonna wish you a wonderful Night! Good Night! May the noor of this NIGHT illuminate you heart,mind & soul and may all your duas be answred. Good Night Wash your face and wash your feet! Now its time to fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak ans mouth cant speak so hope this night shall be nice and sweet. Good Night. darkness is every ware. the birds r back there home. road are quite every body is sleeping.but i m not u know y? just wanted 2 say u Good night Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..Good night

There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for me, the only dream I dream. See you In Dreams. Good Night In soft gleaming night of stars, May all your dreams come true. May every star of every night, Bring love and joy to you. Good Night At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping, 2.3 Millions are falling in Love, 4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS Good Night!!! Tiredness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin to close and enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams! Oops!?. Ouch I fell from bed Trying to reach my phone just to Say sweet dreams to you Sleep tight.

Saying GoodNight is not just putting an end to a day. Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep. Hope u can feel the care that goes with it.

GOOD NIGHT.. As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, All the good times are yours to keep. Sweetest dreams & Good Night

Tiny stars shining bright, Its time 4 me 2 say goodnight, So close ur eyes & snuggle up tight, Im wishing u sweet dreams tonight! As you go to bed tonight, I ordered bats to guard you tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & to make sure you are alright, ill ask the Dracula to kiss your neck Good Night.. On this cold cold night, in my small small room, I look at the bright brigh stars in the dark dark sky & Dream of your sweet sweet smile on your cute cute face. Just want to wish u GOOD GOOD Night Night doesnt become beautiful with star studded sky & full moon, It becomes beautiful when you go to sleep and let stars & moon admire your innocence. Good Night

Night is Silent, Night is Beautiful, Night is Calm, Night is Quiet.. But Night is not complete Without Wishing U Good night. Sweet dreams!.

Ssshh.! Dont afraid its me. Just putting a blanket of love upon you. so that youll never feel that you are alone. Love you Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams. Good Night Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light Someone think in of you some where out there Where dreams come true Good Night & sweet dreams to you To hearts which near each other move From evening close to morning light, The night is good; becose, my love, They never say good-night. In this lovely night, I pray to the blue moon

to protect you through the nite, the wind to blow away your stress and the twinkle stars to guide you the way, Sweet dreams GoodNight Master of puppets is pulling your strings, Twisting your mind in Smas Hing your dreams. Blinded by me, you cant see a thing when i count to 3 you shall fall a sleep 1,2,3,Zzz What a pity! Im not at your place! Miles separate me from you This night in my dreams Ill see your face Good night, my angel, I hope you miss me too! When you are at the end of the rope, just tie one knot and hang on ill surely come and tie the remaining two around you.. remember, only in darkness we can see stars ! ! whenever , wherever ill be there for you good night and sweet dreams!! If I was there tonight: I would cover you in a blanket of love, and hold you in my arms all night. I would protect you against the monsters under your bed and show you how much I care about you. kisses and hugs, sweet dreams Good Night Goodnight my dear I'm glad I have u near For the many things u've brought me There's nothing I shall fear Goodnight my dear Let my songs wipe ur tears We've certainly got each other And we always shall through the years Ssshh.Dont afraid..

its me.. just putting a blanket of love upon you so that youll never feel that you are alone.. Love you Have a good sleep full of heavenly dreams. Good Night Take a glass of sugar and put it in your eyes so you will have sweet dreams! If you want spicy dreams, then try chilly powder! Good night Have a nice dream. The feeling of affection starts from the eyes.. If u try to close your eyes, affection turns into a drop of tear and remains deep in your heart!good nite!! I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light, Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Happy journey into the dream world. Good Night Hi Moon! Dim your light.. Hello Wind! Breeze soft.. Hi Flower! Blossom slowly.. Hello Earth! Spin gently. Because my friend is going to sleep. Good Night sweet dreams. ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me 2nd-ThInk oF Me 3rd-HuG Me 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SlEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!

Gd NiTe! Take it Light G, Miss Me Slight G, Never Do Fight G, Have Fun Might G, Eat Good Diet G, Try Flying a Kite G, Be Always Happy Right G, & G0o0d Night G, On this chill chill night, in your dark dark room, from your small small window, look at the bright bright stars wishing you a chweet chweet dreams As The Day Turn into Night, Keep Your Worries Out of Sight. Close Your Eyes and Go To Sleep, All The Good Times Are Yours To Keep. Sweetest Dreams & GooD NighT Nobody teaches Sun to rise,Fish to swim,birds to fly,Plant to grow,Child to cry,& Nobody teaches a heart to choose a friend like U....Good Night... You are the reason why I have sleepless nights, You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. You are the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night. Lying on my Bed, Looking at The clock, I no that its time to zzz. I wonder how have you been today Hope Tat Every Thing is Fine.. Wish you sweet dreams and Sleep Tight! No matter the sky is black or blue, No matter theres stars or moon, As long as your heart is true, sweet dreams will always be with you.

Good Night. Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight If you are awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if you just woke up, good morning honey. Love you so much.

Hey Sleeping Bird! Come Back From The Dreams New Day Has Been Started Welcome To Another Lovely Morning Have A Nice Day.

Sun glows for a day, Candle for an hour, Matchstick for a minute, But a good day can glow forever, So start ur day with a SMILE Have a nice day! Good Morning! May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love Every new day Is a new chapter of life Bringing new topics New moments for life I wish today all the good Moments approach Way to make your day joyful

Good Morning No shadows to depress u, only joys to surround u, friends to luv u, and God himself to bless u. These r my wishes for today, tomorrow & everyday. Good Morning!! Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world???i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling...Good Morning.... Good Morning Just For You Must For You First For You Nothing To Wish Nothing 2 Say Always Be Happy Its My Pray Have A Nice Day:-) I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day A sPecIaL BrEakFasT 4 U In ThE HoTeL Of My HEART A BouL Of LOVE A SPooN Of CR MeNu Is FRNDSHIP PaY ThE BilL By Ur CuTe SmiLe. =G= u= D= m=O=r=N=i=n=g Hello, wakeup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care! Morning Coolness,

Rising Sun, Singing Birds, Melting Dew, Along With This Little Heart Wishing You A Very Glorious Good Morning The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning... 5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close your eyes, Take a deep breath, Open your arms wide, Feel your heart beat & say Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!! It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING. An honest smile from a smiling heart, Crossing many kilometers, has just reached to your INBOX, Wishing you a very happy GOOD MORNING Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U... Good Morning! All mornings are like Paintings:You need a little inspiration to get going, A little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who Cares to color your dayGOOD MORNING..Have a Nice Day.. With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning.... A morning is a wonderful blessing,

either cloudy or sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call life. Have a good morning. Wake up & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes. Stretch those Inzy Winny Bones, Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell yourself today is a beautiful day, Good Morning, Please have a coffee of warm SMS with sugar of sweet wishes prepared specially for you at this cold morning from me. Never mind if sugar is little, Bcoz Ive prepared it for the 1st time. Good Morning. The sun had raised from the east & birds are singing happily & butterflies are around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say Good Morning to you.. Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning** M-ake the most of it. O-pen your heart and mind. R-emember to thank God. N-ever frown I-magine me N-othing to worry. G-ood Morning! Wish you have nice day & of course good morning New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication +

Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning.... I just love when morning gets here, Because i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my best friend. what a lovely way to start my day. Morning greetings doesnt only mean saying Good Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day! A shining angel stands beside your silky bed calling your nice name so softly throwing flowers on you and saying good morning have a nice day Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning.. With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water, Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew. I wish you a very special Good Morning. I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what U hav left! U just came in my mind & left a SMILE on MY Face. Good Morning The beautiful dreams has come true. The little cute birds are singing for you. The rays of sun are touching your beautiful eyes and disturbing you for wishing good morning. New day new blessing.Dont let yesterdays failures ruin the beauty of today,because each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.. Good Morning I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost

u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me. Good Morning. 5 Steps To A Lovely Morning.. 1- Open Your Eyes. 2- Take A Deep Breath. 3- Smile A Bit. 4- Open Your Arms Wide. 5- Say, Its Too Early. Lets Sleep Again. Before facing a new day, bow your head & say this prayer: Thank you God for this amazingly dashing sender. May his smartness inspire me all day long good morning!! The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated...Good Morning Drs prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast. More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Drs fee whole Day think of me.Good Morning Do you know the meaning of morning.? morning means: one more inning given by the god to play and win. so good morning. Have a nice day. Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always..Good Morning With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water, Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew. wish you a very special Good Morning. Between 100000 yesterdays & 100000 tomorrows, There is only one today and I would not let this pass

without saying thanks for being such a lovely friend Good Morning.. Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of GOD that defeats the darkness & spread light. May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.! Good Morning Morning is a good time to remember all the sweet things and all sweet persons in your life so wake up with your your dreams Goood Morning Thank you for waking me up. A warm good morning, after sweet dreams of last night. wish you a good day with good morning:) It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to you, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A GOOD MORNING. Your soul came back from dreaml and re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day Good Morning Were not too close in distance. Were not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles. Good morning! The sun had rise from the east & birds r singing happily &

butterflies are around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say good morning to you.. The Word Hello means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my freind All d achievements in this world r made by People who had d courage to not to listen to d crowd.. But.. Do wat they felt was right?? Think!! Gud morning!! Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open your eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning. God will not give u a burden u cant handle. So, if u find urself in a mess thats impossible to resolve, Take it as a compliment-god thinks u can do it! Good morning The sun rises into the sky The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Good Morning Above the dark horizon soon new light rays wil appear. They signify to all the world a fresh new day is here Good Morning:

Good Morning Always welcome a new day with asmileon your lips, lovein your heart & good thoughtsin your mind & youll have a wonderful day A Bird That You Set Free May Be Caught Again, But A Word That Escapes Your Lips Will Not Return So Think Before You Leap G o.O d MoRnInG The Word Hello means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my friend One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....Good morning... The sun rises into the sky The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you.

Good Morning It is a Simple Mind touching Interactive Long lasting Effect which Wins the hearts. Yes.. Its your SWEET SMILE So Keep smiling always, good morning! A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of u... GOOD Morning! Get Up From your Softy Softy Bed Open Your Teeny Weeny Eyes Wash Your Pinky Shinky Face Because Some One Wants to WISH You Good Morning Morning Voices Uk: Hi dear USA:Good morning China Mehow Japan:Shanhow Italy:manichi India:Namastay France:sanchay India: uth baigharat, subah k 8 baj gaye hain (G)rapes (O)range sap(O)ta

(D)ates (M)ango p(O)megranate st(R)awberry water-melo(N) p(I)neapple ba(N)ana (G)uava Have a fruity day.. Hi,now i am coming to meet u in the way of sun light in the way of sweet breeze in the way of good wishes just to say good morning Dear Customer, Your remaining Sleeping time Has expired. SO Please Leave your bed And get up. And say t0 all G00D M0RNING HAVE A NICE DAY !!! No man in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST. Enjoy each moment before it gets beyond reach. Have Good Day! Wrap a rainbow of joy in you heart, Let the sun paint a smile on your face, Remove all clouds of doubt & fear And receive Gods gift of life. Good Morning!

Morning is not only sunrise but A beautiful miracle of God that defeats Darkness & spreads light. May you have a beautiful day always..!! Good Morning God will not give you a burden, you cant handle. So, if you find yourself in a mess thats impossible to resolve, Take challenge as a compliment. God thinks you can do it! Good Morning Silent in mouth may avoid many problems.. But.. smile in mouth may solve all the problems.. So always have a sweet, silent smile Wish you a good morning and nice day. Whatever is beautiful, Whatever is meaningful, whatever gives you Happiness May all that be your Today, Tomorrow & Forever , GoD MorninG An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face, A cup of coffee in your hand & A sms from me on your mobile?! Have a great day! Good Morning. Simple music can make you sing, A simple hug can make you feel better, Simple things can make you happy. Hope my simple Hi!!! Will make you smile Good Morning.

Good morning With a great light of sun With the songs of birds With the great Azaan of Masjid With the Quraan With the happiness With a great smile And with the morning prayer Have a nice day Morning beauty with cool and soft breeze are reminders that Allah loves You. So you should enjoy the day and make you day a memorable and lovable day! GOOD MORNING:-* Dont read success story. Read only failure story, Bcoz, failure story you get new idea to win, from Success story you get only message. Good morning to u Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. **Good Morning** to one such person Hi to Sweet Person who passed Sweet Night with a Sweet Dream, Now want to pass Sweet Day with Sweet talk, Have a Sweet DAY, Have a Sweet MORNING!!! The minute you think of giving up any relation, think of the reason why you held it so long Good morning and have a nice day. An ideal day should begin

with a cute little yawn on your face! A cup of coffee in your hand And a message from me on your mobile!!! Hope you have had all the three!!! Good Morning. Now SUN is HAPPY and MOON is Upset Because MOON is Missing you and SUN is with you Have a Great and lovely day Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the future. Its something u design 4 the present. Make each moment a happy one. I just did it by remembering U! Good Morning & Have a nice day G-get up O-open your eyes O-out of your bed D-day has risen M-merry life O-old dreams come true R-rise and shine N-new friends I-ideas of life N-nice future G-GOODDAY 4 U! An excellent saying The Dream is not what you see in sleep, Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep. Good morning Many peoples realize their hearts desires late in life Continue learning Never stop striving

& Keep your curiosity sharp & Youll never become too old to appreciate life ~ Good Morning ~

Every sunset gives us, One day less to live! But every sunrise give us, One day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck! And Good Morning Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff? New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new. Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others. Blonde: I think my tits are full of water. Doctor: How do u figure that? Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wetv Q: What's the definition of indefinitely? A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely. Cricketer describing a nude girl: There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch. What's the geographical definition of sex? It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!

What is invisible sex? A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom. Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay? A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels, often head down & mostly in night shifts! UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man. Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm? Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working! A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called? A Moisturiser. Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. A prostitute's nursery rhyme: One two lets screw, Three four I'm a whore, Five six suck the dick, Seven eight ejaculate, Nine ten fuck me again. A friend like u is not like boobs coz everyone sucks them. Not like vagina coz it tears. You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed. A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful. Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don't hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts 3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking. Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?

One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED! Happiness is like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is! Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms ideal for fuckers who dont know when to pull out Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina? A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour. They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'... Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes! Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week. Sex poetry: It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits Skoda recently launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having a tough time when theor Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo! Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut. Mommy: U mean it's small? Little Girl: No, it's salty. Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u bastard! The first day at the London sperm bank was pretty unsuccessful. Only three men made appointments and, of those, one came on the bus and the other two missed the tube. All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1

shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai... What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better? Vicks Inhaler When u don't know whether to luv or hate, when u r in confused state, don't feel and don't debate, just sit alone & ...... MASTURBATE

Make A Promise To Yourself, Always To Choose The Best Things In Life, To Hold On To Your Dreams, To Believe In Your Ideas And Follow Ur Heart, Because Life Is Beautiful Just Like You I knew no beauty, until you appeared. I knew no sweetness until you came. I knew no joy, until you cared. I knew no sorrow, until you left. I know you will come back, and make me love again. Why do we close our eyes when we sleep, when we cry, when we imagine, when we kiss? Because the most beautiful thing in the world is unseen. Hello Friends, I get good replys of the previous mail, So there is once again Some Special SMS for you. I know you will definietly like it. Special SMSs Just 4 U Life is 4 livin, I Live 4 U. Songs r 4 singin, I Sing 4 U. Love is 4 carin, I Care 4 U. Angels r 4 keepin, Can I keep U...? My friendship is like an onion which has many layers in it. It will add taste to your life , but if u try to cut it, u will have tears in your eyes........

Some people were born with talents. They can do beautiful things with their skills, knowledge and technology. But no one is as talented as you. You just come near, and there is already beauty. Heart is equal to a mirror, Mirror shows reflection, & Heart shows affection. Both have one equal quality, cant be reformed once broken.! What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you? The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you? I keep memories of all our special times tucked in my heart n wen i remember those times,I smile n fall in luv wit our friendship all over again. . . The WORLD is Like An Institute Someone Enter to LEARN Someone Enter to Earn BUT Someone Born to Love Like We All. Mistakes are painful when they happen but years later a collection of mistakes is called Experience which leads u to success... We dream of having sum1 we really like, bt life isnt like dat.. we dnt get evrythng we want bt the end.. we end up luving sum1 better dan we dream of.. Hard work is like a cup of milk luck is just like a spoon of sugar God always giv sugar 2 those who hav cup of milk!

See d Good In Everyone. Be Blind 2 ThE Faults Of Others. It Brings Peace In Ur Life.Things Dont Change, U Change Ur Way Of Looking @ ThEm..! Smile is a cooling system of heartSparkling system of eyesLighting system of faceRelaxing system of mindSo,activate all systemSMILE. . WOnderful ppl r carefully created by GOd. WOnderful mOments r amazingly planned by GOd & a wOnderful frnd lyk u is persOnaly gifted by GOD.! If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile The entire evening sky Wud b in the palm of my hand.
Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein aap yaad nahi aate, mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate, par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate

3 Cheezain zindgi mein 1 bar milti hai,WAALDEN,HUSN or JAWANI


3 Cheezain soch samajh kar uthao,QADAM, QASAM or QALAM 3 Cheezain soch kar karo, MOHABBAT, BATEIN or FAISLA

Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,


fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta, na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai, yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta

Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,


mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, chahe bhale pade gam se vasta, ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye

Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,


mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,

koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota, kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai

Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,


jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai, mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aise logon se kyu milata hai

Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,


kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge, hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna, jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge

Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,


lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata, hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne, kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata

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Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai,


hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho se chalakte hain

Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,


diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake, aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo, phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake

Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti,


dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti, ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan,

mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti

Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par,


pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho, bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti, thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho

Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he,


koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai, maza to sath tab aye yaro, jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai

Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,


na karenge kisi se vaada, par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti ka vaada

Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,


dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga, guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein, kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga

Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai,


har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai, dil rota hai zakham haste hai, isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai

Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,


bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade, dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume alvida kaha, dukh to ye he ki uske bad wo khud ro pade

Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi,


par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo, mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai, kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo

Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,


hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain, kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen, suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai

Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki


yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai, khuda kisi ko pyar pe fida na kare aur kare to juda

nakare

Har pal muskurana zindagi hai,


muskurakar gam bhulana zindagi hai, jeet kar muskurana bhi kya muskurana hai, haar kar muskurana zindagi hai

Samja do apni yado ko,


wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai, aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar, wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai

Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,


muskura rahe the hum, par ankho me nami si thi, saath hamare ye jahan tha sara, par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi

Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye,


kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye, gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe, kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye

Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,


karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho, kisike roop mein diwana naa bano, surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,


hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari, ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena, kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari

Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,


ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai, khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa, khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai

Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,


dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye, ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta, kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye

Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon,


dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon,

keh du zamane se dastan apni, usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon

Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,


shayad nazron se vo baat ho jaye, is ummid se karte hain intezar raat ka, ke shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye

Sehmi si nigaho mein khwab hum jaga denge,


sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge, humare sang muskura ke to dekhiye, hum aapke har gum bhula denge

Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi,


bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi, bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost, kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi

Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,


jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi, pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi, kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi

Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,


hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar, milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar, phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar

Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he hum aap ko


manzil samajte he, bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare


hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti

Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,


jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare, tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum, jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare

Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,


muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,

milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua, bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai

Happy moments praise allah,


difficult moments seek allah, quiet moments worship allah, painful moments trust allah, every moments thank allah

Ae khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye ke mere dost ki


palkon main kabhi aansu na aaye, aansu nikle to khushi ke nikle gum ke aansu mere hisse me aa jaye

Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai,


pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fizao mein hai, aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye, ab to aapke msg ka intezaar niaghon mein hai

Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai,


har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai, wo pal jo yaar ki baho me guzarta hai, maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai

Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge,


aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge, agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam, tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge

Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,


par labon pe hasi lani padti hai, yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro, jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai

Kyun kisi ki khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jaati hai,


kyun uski udaasi muje udaas kar jaati hai, kya rishta hai uska mera jo mujhe uski yaad har pal aa jaati hai

Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai dil na chahkar


bhi khamosh reh jata hai, koi sab kuch kehkar pyar jatata hai toh koi kuch na kehkar bhi pyar nibhata hai

Reth pe likhna to adat hai hamari isiliye toh sagar

se dushmani hai hamari, chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, apko bhulana taqdir nahi hamari

Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,


kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho, yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge, tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho

Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,


yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna, ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat samajna

Lehar ati hai kinare se palat jati hai,


yad ati hai dil me simat jati hai, faraq itna hai ki lehar bewaqt ati hai, aur aap ki yaad har waqt ati hai

Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,


duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain, sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain

Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,


duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota, hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de, jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de

Best day aaj, best gift zindagi,


best eahsaas khushi, best feeling pyar, best relationship dosti, best person hum, best friend tum hum tum

Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete,


aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete, agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri, to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete

Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban


jaye, chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban jaye

Gham ne hasne na diya,


zamane ne rone na diya, is uljhano ne jine na diya, thak ke jab sitaron se panah li, neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya

Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,


har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari, koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare, har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari

Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna,


nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna, ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi par yaad rakhna

Fasle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna,


dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna, bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum, aankhon me hamesha hamara intejar rakhna

Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki,


s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s

Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,


kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge, choice zara sochke karna, zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge

Sabse loving kaun: TUM,


sabse sweet kaun: TUM, sabse cute kaun: TUM, in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM

Nighahe nighago se milakar to dekho,


naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho, hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida, apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho, asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me, chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho

Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se


pucho kya hai judai, yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim, is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi

Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ, Lohe ka PAIJAMA, Bandar tera MAMA, Billi teri MAUSI, Kutte mera YAAR, Aam ka AACHAR Miss u mere YAAR

Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,


apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai, pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai, dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai

Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,


jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai, maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai

Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum


rakhte hai, aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab se hum roz karte hai

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,


not like nike just do it, not like pepsi yeh dil mange more, but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one

Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise


yaad kare use khabar ho jaye rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka humsafar ho jaye

Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,


mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, chahe bhale pade gam se vasta, ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye

Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe is pyar me kaisa


dhoka kar baithe unse kya gila kare bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe

Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,


zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti, ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna, aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti

Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye,


bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye, hume koi na apna bana saka, hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye

Kaun hai jo manzil se door nahin,


kaun hai jo zindagi se majboor nahin, gunaah to sabhi karte hain, humari nazar mein to khuda bhi bekasoor nahin

Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,


hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak, aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona, saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak

Jab se tumhe jana hai,


jab se tumhe paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai

Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,


ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi, log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain, lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin

Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,


dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte, hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap, tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte

Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,


muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai, milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua, bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai

Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya,


mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya, hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me, aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aya

Jakham aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi,


aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi, aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main, jinhe hamari yaad hamare guzar jane par bhi na aayi

Bhool jane ka hounsla na hua,


door rah kar bhi wo juda na hua, unse mil kar kisi aur se kya milte, koi dusra unke jaisa na hua

Kaanch chube to nishan reh jaata hai,


dil tute to armaan reh jaata hai, laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par, phir bhi umra bhar ek zakhm reh jata hai

Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hai,


kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya, hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai, kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya

Iftaar se pehle, (.) /].[\ _/ \_ Aur, Iftaar k baad _(.)_ /( . )\ _!/ \!_ !!!! Control yaar control !!! Wish You Holly RAMADAN. Walk Humbly, Talk Politely, Dress Neatly, Treat Kindly, Pray Attentively,

Donate Generously, May ALLAH Bless & Protect You AAMEEN May This Ramadan be as bright as ever. May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you. May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives. Wishing u 1 month of ramzan, 4 weeks of barkat, 30 days of forgiveness, 720 hours of guidance, 43200 minutes of purification, 2592000 seconds of noor. Ramzan Mubarak

He is the one GOD; the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer. To Him belong the most beautiful names He is the Almighty, Most Wise. Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..! Dear! May Divine Pour His blessings on you like rain throughout this holy month recite Quran for blessings b caring about your prayers the Merciful will give u more than your heart desires. Ramadan Mubarak

turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque; and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]

Wishing you all the blessings from Allah and praying for a blessed Ramadan ! May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here is hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead. My Best wishes for u on Ramadan Its the month when the devils are chained, the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened. Its the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness. Its the blessed month of ramadhan. May Allah shower his blessings and grant you forgiveness in this holy month. Memories of moments celebrated together. Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever. Make me Miss You even more this Ramadan. Hope this Ramadan brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you! Happy Ramadan Mubarak Dear friend, Your validity for taking food during the day time has expired. Please fast next 30 days to resume your day time food. Thank you for eating. Happy Ramazan As the mountain high, U move without sigh; like the white linen flair, Purity is always an affair; As sunshine creates morning glory,

fragrance fills years as flory; with the immaculate eternal smile, attached to u mile after mile; All darkness is far away, As light is on its way; Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan The holy month of Ramadan, For all Muslims has begun. Praising Allah through the day, From dawn to dusk we fast and pray. We pay zakah (charity) for those in need, Trying hard to do good deeds Dear! May Divine Pour His blessings on you like rain throughout this holy month recite Quran for blessings b caring about your prayers the Merciful will give u more than your heart desires. Ramadan Mubarak As the crescent moon is sighted And the holy month of Ramadan beings May Allah bless you with happiness and grace your home with warmth & peace ! Wishing u 1 month of ramadan, 4 weeks of barkat, 30 days of forgiveness, 720 hours of guidance, 43200 minutes of purification, 2592000 secs of Nuur..!! Ramadan Mubarak turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque; and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]

Wishing you all the blessings from Allah and praying for a blessed Ramadan ! He is the one GOD; the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer. To Him belong the most beautiful names He is the Almighty, Most Wise. Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..! Prophet said: Whoever stood for the prayers in the night of Qadr out of sincere faith and hoping for a reward from Allah, then all his previous sins will be forgiven Fortunate Is The One Who Has Learned To Admire, But Not To Envy. Good Wishes For A Joyous Ramadan And A Happy New Year With A Plenty Of Peace And Prosperity. Walk humbly Talk politely Dress neatly Treat kindly Pray attentively Donate generously May ALLAH bless & protect you Welcome Ramadan RAMADAN RECIPE A Glass of Care A Plate of Luv A Spoon of Peace A Fork of Truth & A Bowl of Duaas. Mix with spices of QURAAN. Enjoy This Meal. RAMADAN MUBARAK

Medical poem When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you dont breathe, you expire! Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminther that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET! Far away but always near, I hold your relationship very clear. Ever together but never apart, You will always be in my heart. roses are red violets are blue i had a dream that never came true i miss that dream i really do but not half as mush as i miss you Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now. You can fall from the sky. You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt. But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven! introduction is possible anytime, love is possible sometime, marriage is possible on time, but friendship btn u & m is possible on once in a life time...

i miss u r u miss me its u know or God know but i know about my heart and brain that is crying everytime for u. dont froget me. Good time, bad time, night time, day time, work time, off time, sad time, happy time, in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time. American, a retired sailor. Has sheaves of notes, maps, to match rivers & hamlets with Conrad's childhood. We see him driving off in a taxi. Among the stars youre the one that shines the most.Among the winds youre the one that brings the warm air.Among the people youre the one who I wanna give a rose. LUV U I love u wen I love u wen I love u wen I love u wen I love u wen I love u wen u u u u u u r sad. r happy. r teasing. r laughing. r angry. love love me.

I lie on the ground, and stare in2 space, the stars start to move, into the shape of your face.

If the universe did start wia a bang wen God loved & da angels sang 1 of da sparks dat flew chased time 2 become u if i love some1 let them go... if they return it was meant 2 b... if they dont their love was never urs 2 begin wif U will alwayz b mine 4 now & 4ever.U will always be mine 4 u r my treasure. U will alwayz b mine plz tellme its true.Please be mine 4frever ill always love u! The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I'll have to take a bite of you forgettin you is hard to do forgettin me is up to you forget me not forget me never forget this message but not the sender Among the stars youre the one that shines the most. Among the winds youre the one that brings the warm air. Among the people youre the one who I wanna give a rose. Starting a new day, Starting a new life, Starting a new page, In the Endless Book of Life. god in heaven, god above please protect the one i love, sent with a smile,

sealed with a kiss, i love the one who is reading this


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Nature does nothing uselessly.


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Discipline without freedom is tyranny; freedom without discipline is chaos.


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Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.
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Don Marquis

Life - the way it really is - is a battle not between Bad and Good but between Bad and Worse.
Joseph Brodsky

We must dare to think unthinkable thoughts.


J. William Fulbright

The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.
Horace Walpol

This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But, it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning
Winston Churchill

Who's more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?
Obi Wan

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered.
Aristotle

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
Albert Einstein

It is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle a question without debating it.
Jeseph Joubert

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.
Winston Churchill

Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way, you're a mile away, and you have his shoes.
Unknown

Anything that happens happens, anything that in happening causes something else to happen causes something else to happen, and anything that in happening causes itself to happen again, happens again. Although not necessarily in chronological order.
Douglas Adams

We are like people with short-term leases on summer cottages; we can never seem to make our provisions come out even with our stay. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware. ~Henry Miller Everything that occurs in your life is part of God's plan to wake you up. ~Leonard Jacobson Life is like eating artichokes; you have got to go through so much to get so little. ~Thomas Aloysius Dorgan Summing up, it is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock. ~Woody Allen, "My Speech to the Graduates," Side Effects, 1980 There is a lesson we learn early and harmlessly, or late and traumatically - that there are things we can break that our parents can't fix. ~Robert Brault,www.robertbrault.com Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth. ~Martin H. Fischer Life has no auto-settings. No batteries. You gots to wind it up! ~Jeb Dickerson,www.howtomatter.com

Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Few of us write great novels; all of us live them. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. ~Danny Orton and Blair Daly, "Stand" If you stop struggling, then you stop life. ~Huey Newton Sometimes questions are more important than answers. ~Nancy Willard, quoted in The Meaning of Life, compiled by Hugh S. Moorhead It is while you are patiently toiling at the little tasks of life that the meaning and shape of the great whole of life dawn on you. ~Phillips Brooks My quest for cosmic understanding is a book I have picked up and put down many times, always forgetting to insert a bookmark. ~Robert Brault,www.robertbrault.com There is a strange reluctance on the part of most people to admit that they enjoy life. ~William Lyon Phelps Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around. ~David Lodge, The British Museum Is Falling Down, 1965 If a man in the morning hear the right way, he may die in the evening without regret. ~Confucius

The goal of life is to make your heartbeat match the beat of the universe, to match your nature with Nature. ~Joseph Campbell You don't want to get to the end of life's journey and discover you never left the interstate. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com In small proportions we just beauties see, And in short measures life may perfect be. ~Ben Jonson, To the Immortal Memory and Friendship of that Noble Pair, Sir Lucius Cary and Sir H. Morison, 1640 We should give meaning to life, not wait for life to give us meaning. ~Stacy Life is a sexually transmitted disease and there is a 100% mortality rate. ~R.D. Laing Life always bursts the boundaries of formulas. ~Antoine de SaintExupry,Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewis Galantire Many of us are equal to life's emergencies who cannot bear its day-afterdayness. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Life is like an onion; you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it. ~James Gibbons Huneker Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. ~Ogden Nash I do like a little bit of butter to my bread. ~A.A. Milne, When We Were Very Young

Life may be defined to be the power of self-augmentation or assimilation, not of self-nurture; for then a steam-engine over a coal-pit might be made to live. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827 Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars. ~Henry Van Dyke People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Shall I redirect my life's journey because down some sideroad might be some trifle I'm entitled to? ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com Life is a long lesson in humility. ~James M. Barrie In life, as in restaurants, we swallow a lot of indigestible stuff just because it comes with the dinner. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Life seems nothing more than a quick succession of busy nothings." ~From the movie Mansfield Park Reason and justice tell me there's more love for humanity in electricity and steam than in chastity and vegetarianism. ~Anton Chekhov To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. ~Samuel Butler Life is easier than you'd think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable, and bear the intolerable. ~Kathleen Norris When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands

explained. ~Mark Twain One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very heavy shoes, with a poisonous toad waiting patiently beneath a clump of weeds, knowing full well that eventually you will step on him. ~Lemony Snicket Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. ~Author Unknown There are people who so arrange their lives that they feed themselves only on side dishes. ~Jos Ortega y Gasset The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe. ~Peter De Vries, Let Me Count the Ways, 1965 Every creatures stalks some other, and catches it, and is caught. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 A great part of life consists in contemplating what we cannot cure. ~Robert Louis Stevenson I have come one step away from everything. And here I stay, far from everything, one step away. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Anxiety and distress, interrupted occasionally by pleasure, is the normal course of man's existence. ~Joseph Wood Krutch There are no extra pieces in the universe. Everyone is here because he or she has a place to fill and every piece must fit itself into the big jigsaw puzzle. Deepak Chopra

I have approximate answers and possible beliefs and different degrees of certainty about different things, but I'm not absolutely sure of anything, and many things I don't know anything about, such as whether it means anything to ask why we're here, and what the question might mean. I might think about it a little bit, but if I can't figure it out, then I go on to something else. But I don't have to know an answer.... I don't feel frightened by not knowing things, by being lost in the mysterious universe without having any purpose, which is the way it really is, as far as I can tell, possibly. It doesn't frighten me. ~Richard Phillips Feynman Life is just a series of trying to make up your mind. ~Timothy Fuller The history of man for the nine months preceding his birth would, probably, be far more interesting and contain events of greater moment than all the three score and ten years that follow it. ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge Perhaps we are looking at this from a wrong perspective; this search for the truth, the meaning of life, the reason of God. We all have this mindset that the answers are so complex and so vast that it is almost impossible to comprehend. I think, on the contrary, that the answers are so simple; so simple that it is staring us straight in the face, screaming its lungs out, and yet we fail to notice it. We're looking through a telescope, searching the stars for the answer, when the answer is actually a speck of dirt on the telescope lens. ~Jason Q., from generationterrorists.com Life is little more than a loan shark: It exacts a very high rate of interest for the few pleasures it concedes. ~Luigi Pirandello Life is a shit sandwich. But if you've got enough bread, you don't taste the shit. ~Jonathan Winters There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last. ~Robert Louis Stevenson

Life never tires of testing the proposition that life must go on. ~Robert Brault,www.robertbrault.com The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line. ~H.L. Mencken Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of. ~Agnes' Law Chance is always powerful, let your hook always be cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish. ~Ovid Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run. The daily work - that goes on, it adds up. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams Life is a series of collisions with the future. ~Jos Ortega y Gasset To the student I would say, "Life is principally multiple choice, but at the end there's a tough essay question." ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. ~Marcus Aurelius,Meditations Life is half spent before we know what it is. ~George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum, 1651 Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can't stand it. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust - we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper. ~Albert Einstein, in The Saturday Evening Post, 26 October 1929 Jack Palance: "Do you know what the secret of life is? One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and everything else don't mean shit." Billy Crystal: "Yeah, but what's that one thing?" Jack Palance: "That's what you've got to figure out." ~From the movie City Slickers Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. ~Dennis Wholey Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. ~Author Unknown Why do critics make such an outcry against tragicomedies? is not life one? ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827 What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. ~Crowfoot, 1890, as quoted in Catch the Whisper of the Windcompiled by Cheewa James Have you noticed that life, real honest-to-goodness life, with murders and catastrophes and fabulous inheritances, happens almost exclusively in the newspapers? ~Jean Anouilh, The Rehearsal, 1950 God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. ~Garrison Keillor Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the

very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive. ~Mel Brooks Unbeing dead isn't being alive. ~e.e. cummings Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. ~Brendan Gill When we are alone on a starlit night, when by chance we see the migrating birds in autumn descending on a grove of junipers to rest and eat; when we see children in a moment when they are really children, when we know love in our own hearts; or when, like the Japanese poet, Basho, we hear an old frog land in a quiet pond with a solitary splash - at such times the awakening, the turning inside out of all values, the "newness," the emptiness and the purity of vision that make themselves evident, all these provide a glimpse of the cosmic dance. ~Thomas Merton Life was a damned muddle - a football game with everyone offside and the referee gotten rid of - everyone claiming the referee would have been on his side. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out. ~Anton Chekhov Following straight lines shortens distances, and also life. ~Antonio Porchia,Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Here is the world. Beautiful and terrible things will happen. Don't be afraid. ~Frederick Buechner Life is like sailing. You can use any wind to go in any direction. ~Robert Brault,www.robertbrault.com Life is so largely controlled by chance that its conduct can be but a perpetual

improvisation. ~W. Somerset Maugham In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love. ~Diego Marchi I count life just a stuff To try the soul's strength on. ~Robert Browning Today, fill your cup of life with sunshine and laughter. ~Dodinsky,www.dodinsky.com Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. ~Ashleigh Brilliant Life is an incurable Disease. ~Abraham Cowley The philosophy of mine earth can be summed up as this: Sunshine creates happiness, and I create myself. Nights are long and life is predominantly good. Wind is refreshing. Tea is wisdom. Do the best you can, and be good to yourself so that you can above all be good to others. ~Jessi Lane Adams Human life is purely a matter of deciding what's important to you. ~Anonymous For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life. ~Albert Camus Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. ~Christopher Isherwood

The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy. ~Angelina Jolie Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do. ~Bruce Crampton Life is a mixed blessing, which we vainly try to unmix. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 In masks outrageous and austere The years go by in single file; But none has merited my fear, And none has quite escaped my smile. ~Elinor Hoyt Wylie, Let No Charitable Hope To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. ~Reba McEntire The tragedy of life is not so much what men suffer, but rather what they miss. ~Thomas Carlyle I say to my child, I will explain to you as much of life as I can, but you must remember that there is a part of life for which you are the explanation. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. ~Havelock Ellis Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. ~Joseph Addison We tear life out of life to use it for looking at itself. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

[Psychoanalysis] is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. ~Karen Horney, Our Inner Conflicts, 1945 Give us Lord, a bit o' sun, A bit o' work and a bit o' fun; Give us all in the struggle and sputter Our daily bread and a bit o' butter. ~From an inn in Lancaster, England The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins. ~Heywood Broun Live for the roots Love the green Dance with the blossoms ~Terri Guillemets Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance. ~Author Unknown When compiling his great dictionary, the young Noah Webster travels to the Himalayas, where he climbs to the cave of the world's wisest man. "O, great sage," he says, "tell me the meaning of life." The sage sits Noah at his feet and, with great solemnity, commences to unfold the meaning of life. When finished, he places a hand on the young man's shoulder and says, "Do you have any other questions, my son?" Noah flips a page in his notebook and says, "You wouldn't know the meaning of lift, would you?" ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com We're all accidental soldiers in the army of life. ~Terri Guillemets Life is a long process of getting tired. ~Samuel Butler The kaleidoscope of colour which is my life, shows the interesting choices I've

made along the way. ~Antie Koekie, http://antiekoekie.co.za He who has nothing to die for has nothing to live for. ~Moroccan Proverb But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. ~Umberto Eco, Foucault's Pendulum I wish to die knowing that I took a fleeting instant of eternity and fashioned from it a lifetime. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com God asks no man whether he will accept life. That is not the choice. You must take it. The only question is how. ~Henry Ward Beecher Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied. ~Douglas Adams Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~George Bernard Shaw There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up. ~Robert Brault,www.robertbrault.com In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on. ~Robert Frost To whoever invented fantasy, redwood trees, and apple pie for breakfast: well done. ~Dr. SunWolf Sometimes our hearts get tangled

And our souls a little off-kilter... ~Sera Christann Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. ~Charles Schulz There is no finish line. ~Nike advertisement It may be life is only worthwhile at moments. Perhaps that is all we ought to expect. ~Sherwood Anderson I sit astride life like a bad rider on a horse. I only owe it to the horse's good nature that I am not thrown off at this very moment. ~Ludwig Wittgenstein The art of life is the art of avoiding pain. ~Thomas Jefferson Serenity of spirit and turbulence of action should make up the sum of a man's life. ~Vita Sackville-West The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century. ~William Lyon Phelps In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. ~Charlie Brown The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. ~Fred Allen Not unfortunately the universe is wild - game-flavoured as a hawk's wing. ~B.P. Blood The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. ~Chinese Proverb

People usually consider walking on water or in thin air a miracle. But I think the real miracle is not to walk either on water or in thin air, but to walk on earth. Every day we are engaged in a miracle which we don't even recognize: a blue sky, white clouds, green leaves, the black, curious eyes of a child - our own two eyes. All is a miracle. ~Thich Nhat Hanh You live and learn. At any rate, you live. ~Douglas Adams Life can be easy, it is only question of choosing between solutions and illusions. ~Didier Dhaese Everything which is properly business we must keep carefully separate from life. Business requires earnestness and method; life must have a freed handling. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Life is made up of constant calls to action, and we seldom have time for more than hastily contrived answers. ~Learned Hand The true harvest of my daily life is somewhat as intangible and indescribable as the tints of morning or evening. It is a little star dust caught, a segment of the rainbow which I have clutched. ~Henry David Thoreau, Walden Life is the sum of all your choices. ~Albert Camus Life is a brief opportunity to do something prehumously. ~Robert Brault,www.robertbrault.com Life is the fire that burns and the sun that gives light. Life is the wind and the rain and the thunder in the sky. Life is matter and is earth, what is and what is not, and what beyond is in Eternity. ~Seneca

Out of a hundred years a few minutes were made that stayed with me, not a hundred years. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, where X is work, Y is play, and Z is keep your mouth shut. ~Albert Einstein I gave my life to learning how to live. Now that I have organized it all... It is just about over. ~Sandra Hochman There are very few human beings who receive the truth, complete and staggering, by instant illumination. Most of them acquire it fragment by fragment, on a small scale, by successive developments, cellularly, like a laborious mosaic. ~Anas Nin Life is not fair, nor has it ever been, but the morning seems determined to dawn until it is. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com Life is a horizontal fall. ~Jean Cocteau [P]erhaps nothing 'ud be a lesson to us if it didn't come too late. It's well we should feel as life's a reckoning we can't make twice over; there's no real making amends in this world, any more nor you can mend a wrong subtraction by doing your addition right. ~George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans), Adam Bede Only a few things are really important. ~Marie Dressler Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. ~Hans Christian Anderson When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not

have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me." ~Erma Bombeck The purpose of life is a life of purpose. ~Robert Byrne I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. ~Elwyn Brooks White Life is simple, it's just not easy. ~Author Unknown A life without cause is a life without effect. ~Barbarella Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't. ~Richard Bach Life's not always fair. Sometimes you can get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow. ~Terri Guillemets The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. ~Henry David Thoreau, Walden I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. ~Jack Handey Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it. ~Christopher Morley,Thunder on the Left Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me. ~Robert Frost, "Cluster of Faith," 1962 In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. ~Kathy Norris

To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else. ~Emily Dickinson Yes, I will try to be. Because I believe that not being is arrogant. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Life is the hyphen between matter and spirit. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827 My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot. ~Ashleigh Brilliant I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave. ~Quentin Crisp As we struggle to make sense of things, life looks on in repose. ~Author Unknown I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. ~Arthur Miller Life is like a blanket too short. You pull it up and your toes rebel, you yank it down and shivers meander about your shoulder; but cheerful folks manage to draw their knees up and pass a very comfortable night. ~Marion Howard Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. ~Author Unknown

You can't escape history, or the needs and neuroses you've picked up like layers and layers of tartar on your teeth. ~Charles Johnson Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. ~Danny Kaye I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. ~Alice Roosevelt Longworth Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once. ~Lillian Dickson We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse. ~Author Unknown Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. ~Author Unknown Life is a cement trampoline. ~Howard Nordberg To preserve a man alive in the midst of so many chances and hostilities, is as great a miracle as to create him. ~Jeremy Taylor Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper. ~The X-Files

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. ~Friedrich Nietzsche God pours life into death and death into life without a drop being spilled. ~Author Unknown Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. ~Grandma Moses I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. ~Jim Carrey The great business of life is to be, to do, to do without, and to depart. ~John, Viscount Morley, Address on Aphorisms Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies. ~Erich Fromm My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can. ~Cary Grant To live remains an art which everyone must learn, and which no one can teach. ~Havelock Ellis Living involves tearing up one rough draft after another. ~Author Unknown My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn. ~Louis Adamic No man lives without jostling and being jostled; in all ways he has to elbow himself through the world, giving and receiving offence. ~Thomas Carlyle, Sir Walter Scott, in London and Westminster Review, 12 November 1838

Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drive into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark. ~Samuel Johnson Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: "I am with you kid. Let's go." ~Maya Angelou Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery Why torture yourself when life'll do it for you? ~Author Unknown Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. ~George Bernard Shaw, The Doctor's Dilemma, 1906 Puritans will never believe it, but life is full of disagreeable things that aren't even good for you. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 'Tis all a chequer board of nights and days, Where destiny with men for pieces plays; Hither and thither, and mates, and slays. ~Edward Fitzgerald, The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayym, 1859 Life: It is about the gift not the package it comes in. ~Dennis P. Costea, Jr. ...the powerful play goes on, and you will contribute a verse. ~Walt Whitman, "O Me! O Life!", Leaves of Grass

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain Life is the game that must be played. ~Edwin Arlington Robinson You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. ~Albert Camus There is no wealth but life. ~John Ruskin I know what things are good: friendship and work and conversation. These I shall have. ~Rupert Brooke Life will always remain a gamble, with prizes sometimes for the imprudent, and blanks so often to the wise. ~Jerome K. Jerome The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. ~Henry David Thoreau I've learned never to be surprised if what must inevitably happen happens right now. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com Life is not a final. It's daily pop quizzes. ~Author Unknown Eating, loving, singing and digesting are, in truth, the four acts of the comic opera known as life, and they pass like bubbles of a bottle of champagne. Whoever lets them break without having enjoyed them is a complete fool. ~Gioacchino Rossini We mourn the transitory things and fret under the yoke of the immutable ones. ~Paul Eldridge

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. ~T.S. Eliot, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

'Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark our coming, and look brighter when we come. ~Lord Byron A hundred hearts would be too few To carry all my love for you. ~Author Unknown Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. ~Author unknown, as printed in The Hoosier Farmer Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. ~Lynda Barry Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love; it is the faithless who know love's tragedies. ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891 Love doesn't sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all of the time, made new. ~Ursula K. Le Guin Love is not singular except in syllable. ~Marvin Taylor Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old. ~John Ciardi People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. ~Douglas Yates

Love never reasons but profusely gives; gives, like a thoughtless prodigal, its all, and trembles lest it has done too little. ~Hannah More (Thanks, Steven) The past is behind us, love is in front and all around us. ~Terri Guillemets Ah me! why may not love and life be one? ~Henry Timrod Take away love and our earth is a tomb. ~Robert Browning Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. ~William Shakespeare, "Sonnet CXVI" He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where he ended and she began. ~Leo Tolstoy It is the same in love as in war; a fortress that parleys is half taken. ~Marguerite de Valois You don't have to go looking for love when it's where you come from. ~Werner Erhard Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is a winding path walked arm in arm. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com No one can understand love who has not experienced infatuation. And no one can understand infatuation, no matter how many times he has experienced it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Love me and the world is mine. ~David Reed

It would be impossible to "love" anyone or anything one knew completely. Love is directed towards what lies hidden in its object. ~Paul Valry, Tel quel, 1943 The love game is never called off on account of darkness. ~Tom Masson They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. ~E.Y. "Yip" Harburg and Fred Saidy, dialogue just before the song "Old Devil Moon" in the musical Finian's Rainbow (Thanks, Katherine!) Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. ~David Byrne Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. ~Robert Frost You know you're in love when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. ~Dr. Seuss Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. ~Zora Neale Hurston Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. ~Emily Bront The excesses of love soon pass, but its insufficiencies torment us forever. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 An old man in love is like a flower in winter. ~Portuguese Proverb Will you love me in December as you do in May, Will you love me in the good old fashioned way? When my hair has all turned gray,

Will you kiss me then and say, That you love me in December as you do in May? ~James J. Walker Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane. ~Honor de Balzac Love withers under constraints: its very essence is liberty: it is compatible neither with obedience, jealousy, nor fear: it is there most pure, perfect, and unlimited where its votaries live in confidence, equality and unreserve. ~Percy Bysshe Shelley Love is the poetry of the senses. ~Honor de Balzac Love is a game that two can play and both win. ~Eva Gabor Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. ~Author Unknown The heart is a small thing, but desireth great matters. It is not sufficient for a kite's dinner, yet the whole world is not sufficient for it. ~Francis Quarles,Emblems Love is like those second-rate hotels where all the luxury is in the lobby. ~Paul-Jean Toulet We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. ~Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach, Aphorism We picture love as heart-shaped because we do not know the shape of the

soul. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com All love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. ~Franois, duc de La Rochefoucauld Some women love only what they can hold in their arms; others, only what they can't. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. ~George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum, 1651 Desire creates havoc when it is the only thing between two people, or when it is what's missing. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. ~Christopher Paul Rubero A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. ~Latin Proverb The arms of love encompass you with your present, your past, your future, the arms of love gather you together. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupry, Southern Mail, 1929, translated from French by Curtis Cate I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes, After the day's great sun. ~Charles Hanson Towne A lover is a man who tries to be more amiable than it is possible for him to be. ~Nicholas de Chamfort

Love is not consolation. It is light. ~Friedrich Nietzsche True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ~Erich Segal Love is the greatest touch-up artist of all. ~Robert Brault,www.robertbrault.com Loving is never a waste of time. ~Astrid Alauda Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams. ~Fyodor Dostoevski True love is a discipline in which each divines the secret self of the other and refuses to believe in the mere daily self. ~William Butler Yeats Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving. ~Author Unknown Love is what you've been through with somebody. ~James Thurber, quoted inLife magazine, 1960 Love is being stupid together. ~Paul Valery In this horror of solitude, this need to lose his ego in exterior flesh, which man calls grandly the need for love. ~Charles Baudelaire

Open your heart and take us in, Love - love and me. ~W.E. Henley On a cloudy night, when nothing seems above, still, there is love. Always love. For something, from someone. It's never done. Never. ~Jeb Dickerson,www.howtomatter.com Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. ~Rita Rudner Love does not care to define and is never in a hurry to do so. ~Charles du Bos I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. ~Pixie Foudre What "love" is I don't know if it's not the response of our deepest natures to one another. ~William Carlos Williams I learned the real meaning of love. Love is absolute loyalty. People fade, looks fade, but loyalty never fades. You can depend so much on certain people, you can set your watch by them. And that's love, even if it doesn't seem very exciting. ~Sylvester Stallone Ah, lady, when I gave my heart to thee, It passed into thy lifelong regency. ~Gilbert Parker The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. ~Blaise Pascal, Penses, 1670 At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. ~Plato

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. ~William Shakespeare The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved. It is God's finger on man's shoulder. ~Charles Morgan You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. ~Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum" Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. ~Ovid Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. ~Eric Fromm Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. ~Kahlil Gibran Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway. ~Judith Viorst,Redbook, 1975 Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

~W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook, 1949 Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction. ~Antoine de SaintExupry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantire When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river. ~Malagasy Proverb Do I love you because you're beautiful, Or are you beautiful because I love you? ~Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II, Cinderella For you see, each day I love you more Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. ~Rosemonde Gerard Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Sandra J. Dykes Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense. ~Mark Overby Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. ~Author Unknown Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. ~Author Unknown

Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly. ~Proverb The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods. ~Theodor Reik, Of Love and Lust, 1957 Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. ~Peter Ustinov Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. ~William Shakespeare, Mid-Summer Night's Dream, 1595 The art of love... is largely the art of persistence. ~Albert Ellis Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. ~Michael Leunig Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. ~Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy, A.D. 524 Who, being loved, is poor? ~Oscar Wilde Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ~Henry David Thoreau To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. ~Laurence Marks, M*A*S*H, "Love Story," original air date 7 January 1973, spoken by the character Hawkeye A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. ~Frank A. Clark Shall we compare our hearts to a garden with beautiful blooms, straggling weeds, swooping birds and sunshine, rain and most importantly, seeds. ~Grey Livingston Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ~Robert Heinlein The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. ~George Moore We loved with a love that was more than love. ~Edgar Allan Poe If I love you, what business is it of yours? ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The hardest-learned lesson: that people have only their kind of love to give, not our kind. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and fans the bonfire. ~Franois Duc de La Rochefoucauld

My debt to you, Belovd, Is one I cannot pay In any coin of any realm On any reckoning day. ~Jessie B. Rittenhouse We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands. ~Quoted by Alexandra Penney in Self Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. ~Jean Anouilh When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage. ~Bill Balance Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. ~Rose Franken Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. ~Ben Hecht A bell is no bell 'til you ring it, A song is no song 'til you sing it, And love in your heart Wasnt put there to stay Love isnt love 'Til you give it away. ~Oscar Hammerstein, Sound of Music, "You Are Sixteen (Reprise)" (Thanks, Krystel) Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. ~Swedish Proverb Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for

those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. ~Henry Van Dyke Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. ~Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975 Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. ~Ice T, The Ice Opinion, quoted in Reader's Digest, "Quotable Quotes," February 2002 Love is no respecter of age or practicality Neither morality: unabashed She enters where she will Unheeding that her immortal fires Burn up human hearts... ~Phillip Pulfrey, from Beyond Me, www.originals.net Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. ~Lord Dewar When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. ~Natalie Clifford Barney Only in love are unity and duality not in conflict. ~Rabindranath Tagore It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. ~John Bulwer Tell me how many beads there are In a silver chain Of evening rain, Unravelled from the tumbling main, And threading the eye of a yellow star: So many times do I love again.

~Thomas Lovell Beddoes A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. ~George Jean Nathan Love makes time pass; time makes love pass. ~French Proverb True love stories never have endings. ~Richard Bach (Thanks, Bonnie) It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com I love you as you are, but do not tell me how that is. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin When you're attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously, so what we know as fate is two neuroses knowing that they're a perfect match. ~Jeff Arch, Nora Ephron, and David S. Ward, Sleepless in Seattle Platonic love is love from the neck up. ~Thyra Smater Winsolow The music may have stopped but my heart beats to another tune, this rhythm called love. ~A.C. Van Cherub We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. ~Tom Robbins The eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. ~Margaret Atwood

You really shouldn't say "I love you" unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget. ~Author unknown, attributed to an 8year-old named Jessica Some say that true love is a mirage; seek it anyway, for all else is surely desert. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com So dear I love him, that with him all deaths I could endure, without him live no life. ~John Milton Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. ~Zelda Fitzgerald Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the loneliness that lives in them, and need someone in whom they can lose themselves as smoke loses itself in the sky. ~V.F. Calverton Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Author unknown, attributed to an 8-year-old named Greg Lust fades, so you'd better be with someone who can stand you. ~Alan Zweibel and Jessie Nelson, The Story of Us Ah! a blessing beyond all fate My sole mate 'tis my soul mate. ~Pixie Foudre The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved - loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. ~Victor Hugo Love is the greatest refreshment in life. ~Pablo Picasso

I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never knowwhere the hell you are. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, 1945 Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life. ~Author Unknown What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. ~Pearl Bailey Love is when you can be your true self with someone, and you only want to be your true self because of them. ~Terri Guillemets Once a man has won a woman's love, the love is his forever. He can only lose the woman. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com Love, love, love - all the wretched cant of it, masking egotism, lust, masochism, fantasy under a mythology of sentimental postures. ~Germaine Greer We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person. ~W. Somerset Maugham We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Dr Seuss, see also When we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join them in mutual weirdness and call it love - true love. ~Robert Fulgham Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.

~Voltaire Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. ~William Shakespeare While God waits for His temple to be built of love, men bring stones. ~Rabindranath Tagore Love is why I came here in the first place. ~John Denver Love is metaphysical gravity. ~R. Buckminster Fuller Love is my religion - I could die for it. ~John Keats Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. ~Dan Greenburg Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. ~Author Unknown Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. ~Author Unknown If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Author Unknown Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. ~Author Unknown Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. ~Kay Knudsen

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. ~Henry Louis Mencken You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry. ~Author Unknown Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts. ~Author Unknown True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - but you are there to catch them. ~Author Unknown You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. ~Author Unknown Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. ~Author Unknown Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. ~Author Unknown The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them to fit our own image. Otherwise we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them. ~Thomas Merton Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. ~Julins Gordon To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world. ~Author Unknown

No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes Today's Multiple Choice Thought There is no place where a loving touch so completely compensates for an unskilled hand as in: a. the bedroom b. the nursery c. the garden d. all of the above. I guess, when you get down to it, a loving touch compensates for an unskilled hand about everywhere except in an airplane cockpit. ~Robert Brault,www.robertbrault.com It's so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you. ~Author Unknown When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving oneself, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray Candle light, moon light, star light, The brightest glow is from love light. ~Grey Livingston Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Come live in my heart and pay no rent. ~Samuel Lover

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. ~Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons If love does not know how to give and take without restrictions, it is not love, but a transaction that never fails to lay stress on a plus and a minus. ~Emma Goldman, The Tragedy of Women's Emancipation I but know that I love thee, whatever thou art. ~Thomas Moore Love isn't blind, it's retarded. ~Don Foster and Susan Beavers, Two and a Half Men Free love? as if love is anything but free. Man has bought brains, but all the millions in the world have failed to buy love. ~Emma Goldman, Marriage and Love Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. ~Miguel de Unamuno If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. ~Michel de Montaigne I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone. ~Javan Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. ~Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon (Thanks, David) Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. ~Francesca M. Cancian

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. ~Author Unknown If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Claudia Ghandi Falling in love is so hard on the knees. ~Aerosmith In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. ~Hans Nouwens Like everybody who is not in love, he thought one chose the person to be loved after endless deliberations and on the basis of particular qualities or advantages. ~Marcel Proust, Remembrance of Things Past: Cities of the Plain, 1922 In springtime, love is carried on the breeze. Watch out for flying passion or kisses whizzing by your head. ~Terri Guillemets The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost. ~G.K. Chesterton I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. ~George Bernard Shaw The simple lack of her is more to me than others' presence. ~Edward Thomas [W]hen you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. ~Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally