Do you take me to be your lawfully fuckable sexmate to fuck and to suck in 69 years and various positions Against walls

and on the stairs in private and in public till the orgasm do us part?

2. Girl lies there stroking his cock after great sex he smiles, looks at her and asks Want me to fuck you again baby? she looks up at him and says no thanks, just playing with your cock Because i really do miss mine 3. Do you ever notice That when you're driving Anyone going slower Then you is an idiot And everyone driving faster Then you is a maniac?

4. A teacher ask "wot part of the body goes to heaven first?" A child replies "feet- because every night I see my mum with her feet in the air Screaming GOD I'M COMING!" 5. Man shouts to the wife cum and c my new clock, so wife walks into the bedroom and says thats not a clock! Thats you standing naked with a hard on, Man says it will Be a clock when you stick to hands and a face on it 6. What are three problems about being an egg? You only get laid once, The only woman to sit on your face is your mother, And it takes for minutes to get hard. 7. He came to me one night, explored my body, licked- sucked- swallowed and had his fill, when satisfied he left, I was hurt. DAMN MOSQUITO...

8. Sweet by light Naughty by night Angel from above Just for you to love 9. Sex iz a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do u understand the explanation or do u need a demonstration? 10. Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on txt! 11. 3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it standz before performing. 2)Emotional-it criez during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance. 12. Man1: my wife is obsess with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird & say Ferari,Porsche .... Man2: mine is worst she puts my bird inside her & say Full Tank pls. 13. Never Ignore a person who Loves you, cares for you and Miss YOU Because one day you may wake up from your sleep and realize that you have lost the moon while counting stars!!!! 14. Six Rules to be Happy Free your Heart from Hatred Free your Mind from Worries Make youur Life Simple Expect Less from Others Give More to Others Always Have a True Friend Like Me. 15. Why do women wear flowered panties? A: because its there way of saying, In memory of those who were buried here! 16. why were males created before females? because you always need a rough draft before the final copy. 17. I want 2 suck u... lick u... wanna move my tongue all over u... wanna feel you in my mouth...yup, dats how you...eat an icecream! 18. Days are empty when I dont hear somthing from you. Just a simple hello and my worries are through. why I feel this? I think I have a clue. I am glad I have a friend like u.

19. A simple HELLO can be soo sweeet... H= How are you? E= Every thing is ok L= Like to see you L= love to hear from you O=Obviously I Missss u! so.... HELLO! 20. Relation means .. to help without Hesitation.. to give without Expectation.. to like without Limitation.. & to Remember without Communication. 21. If SoMeone AsKs Me What is FRIENDSHIP" I wOuLd SiT nexT to you, PuLL yoU aLL CloSe to Me, PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd yoU & sAy pRoUdLy, "this is FRIENDSHIP, 22. Good Relations doesn't need any promises any terms or conditions. it just need two wonderful people. 1 cool like me. 1 sweet like you. 24. Most relationships fail not because of the absence of love. Love is always present, it is just that, 1 loves too much & the other loves too many 25. Always start ur they with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a the daily habit, and you'll always Be SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE. 26. What is the height of Flirting? When ur love letter starts with "to WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". 27. Wives are incoming calls, Lovers are outgoing calls, Aunties are toll-free calls, Callgirls are Roaming calls, Neighbour girls are Missed Calls.

28. What's common between the sun and women's underwear? a) Both are hot b) Both look better while going down c) Both disappear by night. 29. Intelligent Man and Intelligent Woman = Romance Stupid Man and Intelligent Woman = Affair Intelligent Man and Stupid Woman = Pregnancy Stupid Man and Stupid Woman = Marriage 30. Which body Part of a man has no bone its full of veins loves pumping and responsible for making LOVE! ANSWER: HEART!!! But i love the way you think...lolz 31.the greatest advantage of speaking truth is that, you don't have to remember what you said 32. the trouble with the world is that, the stupids are full of confidence & the intelligents are full of doubts 33.In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when LOVE is real, it bcomes your PLAN for life & your reason for living. 34.1 Advice don't change 1 Request Take care 1 Wish Don't forget me 1 Lie - I hate you 1 Truth I miss you 1 Hope We'll always be good friends. 35. When someone loves you You don't realize it When you realize it, its too late You always love the one who leaves you & leave the one who loves you 36. A good heart and a good nature r two different issues A good heart can win many relationships, but a good nature can win many good hearts. 37. Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

38. A memory lasts forever, never does it die, true friends stay together & never say goodbye. 39. If you r right then there is no need to get angry" & "if u r wrong then you dont have any right to be angry" 40. Anger is the only evil which makes love invisible for a minute. & love is the only suspicious thing which is visible even after anger 41. A perfect gift for you! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, Non-taxable, silent performance, Extremely personal, fully returnable It's a SMILE from me to you on your Birthday! Happy Birthday 42. Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So don't go changing old for new 43. If You Love Someone, 'SHOW IT', It's Better than TELLING IT" If You Hate Someone, 'TELL IT', It's Better than "SHOWING IT"" 44. I loved you once You loved me not I loved you twice But then I thought You don't love me And never will but even so I love you still! 45. Love hurts when you breakup with someone Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the most When the person you love Has no idea how you feel 46. When I was sad you were not here, I was all broken but you didn't care, you forgot that I have got heart too, Though it was always busy loving u..! 47. What is more painful?

When a person whom you trust, hurts you Or The person whom u hurt, still trusts u? Just Think .... ..! 48.Some broken heart may never mend Some memories may never end Some wet tears may never dry But my love for you will never die 49.Now, I can make my decision Now, I will say goodbye. I don't want to hear from you I don't need you to drop by. Insult, denial & discourtesy Three things I cannot buy 50.Good things come to those who wait. Better things come to those who try. Best things come to those who believe. So, make your trial with belief 51.i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same. though i smile & seem care free there's no one who misses you more than meee. 52 .my love for you was so true you knew that I would never hurt u now my heart is crushed broken in two I should have never fallen in love with u 53.Knowing a friend like you has made me happy in a million ways & if Ever I Have to Let u go???..I would Find a million reasons to make you stay 54. Of all da friends I've ever met. Your da 1 I won't forget. And if I die before u do I'll go to heaven & wait for you. 55. forget his name, forget his face, forget his kiss & warm embrace. forget the time you spent together. forget it all he is gone forever 56. A fiennd that really cares! All my secrets i can share!

there when i need a hand! there to understand! 57. 'MARRIAGE'' Is Nature's Way Of Preventing ''PEOPLE'' From Fighting With ''STRANGERS''

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