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(LOONiY OPEN5 APR 4, OIR.6TORGE

Iheyear is 1925. An agingfootball legend (6eorge (looney) and the hot.(0llege star he! irafted for his pro team (John Krasinski) fight for the heart of an intrepid upHISGIRLFRIDAYmeetsANYGIVENSUNoAY and-comingjournalist(ReneeZellweger). as (looneylttempts to put an old{tyle xrewball comedy spin on the thn-nas(ent good sport of profesional football, with a dash of goofy romante splashed in for (hair, and his last two have This is (looney's third proje(t in the diredor's measure, shown that he's ready t0 take on all opposition singlehanded.

LEATHERHEADS

with unexpe(ted s0phistkation, put a va(ationing family through a series of psychologically and physically abusive lames. This isni vour'averaqi wintertime honor fare, Writer-director Michael
f,aneke, who last oifered
us

(A(Ht, remakes his own l997 thriller

which he says

is

meanti0t0rture, notentertain, itsaudien(e.With NaomiWattsandTim Roth in lead new school roles, and Mkhael Pitt as one ofthe aggresors, we're hoping some ofthe horror diredors will study this film before they start their next proiefts.

DRItIBIT TAYIOR
OPIN5 MAR 21, DIR. STTVEfiI 8RILl"
schoolJhey When two fteshmen are tormented by a bully during their frrst day of high servi(es of a soldier-olfortune (0wen Wilson), fully unaware that he is enlist the
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anvthino but skilled in the art of protection. What

(0medi( pedigree this movie has'

otfierthanJohn Hugheswrotethe originaltreatmentseveralyeanback, whith

down-and-outlae Kwon D0 instru(tor looks to turn his life around by going on a 0il0rima0e with his buddv and two of his students to see his hero, the martial arts ieqind (hu(k 'The Truck"Wallace, at a kung{u (onvention. lt looks like Judd Apatow ani hisflew might have some (ompetition thisyearin theform ofdynamicwritingi
acting duo Danny MtBride and Ben Best. Reviewers loved it at la$ yearl 5undance tilm Festival, and Will tenell thinks l\4cBride is 0ne of the funniest men in Amerita,
maybe because he isn't afraid t0 atta(k a

over to was then devel0ped by superproduter Judd Apatow and eventually handed is better suited 5UPERBAD'S Seth R0qdn and l(ristofor Brown for xripting. No team and more likely to provide the foul-mouthed teen hit

0fthe year.

7-year0ld kid.

IHE UNFORESEEN OPEI{s MAR ]8, OiR.

I-AURA DUNN

ln her four-years-in'the-making documentary IHE UNF0RE5EEN, filmmaker [aura Dunn combines interviews with archrval footaqe and animated graphics in order to proteding the ti9ht5 chron ide the struggle between preserving our entlironment and of individuals to p-ursue their dreams. teaturing interviews with Robert Redford, Ann Iexan lobbyist Diak Brown, and one of the last interviews with lexas Governor
UNF0RESEtN urges viewers to consider the ramifications of allowing Ri(hards, preservation ofourworld! unchecked pursuit ofthe American Dream to edipse the (reek natural res;ur(es. This critically aclaimed film whkh fotuses on the Barton Aquifer controversy premieres atthe Alamo 50uth lamar on l\'laKh 28'

OPrN{5 APn 18, Dln"

FORGETTI NG SARAH MARSHALI Nl(ll0tA5 ST0LLrR

Peter (KN0(KED UP's Jason Segel) jets off to Hawaii for a vacation that is supp0sed to help him deal with his re(ent break"up with his IV sta girlfriend, 5anh (Ktisten Bell). little does he know Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex...and she's (urrent her new boyfriend. With enough FREAKS & GttKS power and

bringing along

Hollywood comedy goldmines to guarantee this one will

be a

champion.

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THE ANIMATION SHOW

THE ANIMATI0N 5H0W

VOI 4.

WORLD PREMIERT!

OPFhIS APR ?5 AT THE RITT. DIR. VARIOUS was started as an annual featurelength theatri(al
compilation of short films from around the world, exclusively curated by esteemed Austinite Mike Judge and Acdemy Award-nominated animator Don Hertzfeldt. 0ddly enough, it's the fitst

RUN, TATBOY, RUN

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50me ten years after'he

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(SHAUN

left his franc6e (Thandie Newton) at the altat the rather 0t THt DEAD! 5imon Peqq) preps for a real-life marathon

with real-life romantic tonsequences hanging in the balan(e. 0riginally positioned as and is now a quiet fall release in the U.5., FAIB0Y brouqht down the house overseas aeitinq full-srale attention. Peqq! charm-0n-tamera is obvious, but something tells
that spares us screenwriter i\4ithael lan Blatk (SIEtLA,THE SIATI) is another keyfrgure que$i0n: if 5im0n this romantic comedy from being mote than a formula exercise. 0ne
Pegg qualifies as being fat, then

festival of animation (reated and produced with a(tual animators at the helm, and their resped 0f the medium elevates the show to an experience far
beyond any other

that will surprise, enlighten, and " in many rases - expand the way you look at animation in
pie(es general. Andyes,you'll laugh awhole lottoo.

tolledion of animated work. Exped

what does that make his longtime pal and co*tar

Nirk Fro$?

Mar-April 2008 Sehedul*

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AN EVENING WITH BUD CORT LIVE AT THE RITZ! BRTWSTTR MCILOl,'D,IU[5 MAR 18, 7PM
HAROTD AND MAUD[, TUTS MAR 18, lOPM
No character defines art house cinema like the faux-sukidal Harold in the clasir romance HAROtD AND MAUD[, But it3 important t0 (onsider that Bud (ort himself is
a unique, dynamk a(tor

are the featured religions, as Negatlvland asks you to (ontemplate some comolex. serious, silly and challenging ideas about human belief in this audio cut-up'mix be$ descibed as a'documentary collage'l lAlyH FM is a compellinq and uniouelv

fun presentation of sticky theologiral con(epts from the most controversial'and

entertaining musidmedia/mania
outfi

t in existen(el

with more than

few trkks and talents up his sleeve,

He was

orly 22 when he landed a role in MA5H, and director Robert Altman was so impressed that he immediately rast (ort as the titular lead in the madrap sunealist adventure BREWSTER M(ooUD, filmed right here in lexas. At its heart, the film tells the story ofa.young mar obsessed with building funcional wings, but he! soon caught up in a whirlwind of crackpots, romance and a mysterious killer. Like Altman,s other gieat
works, it's an experien(e that stays with you indefinitely. We,re also very proud to present the in(0mparable HAR0I-D AND MAUDE. Whether you,ve never seen it or it3 your hundredth time,
n0

itt simplyoneofthe mostcrucial moviesofall time, and there,s betterwayt0 enjoy itthan byjoining us in honoring its leading man in person.

BOOKPEOPTE PRESENTS

MARY ROA(H & OWEN EG[RI0N: BONK! & SEX ED

MON APRIL 14,7PM
Mary Roa(h, the best selling author of'5TlFt: The (urious lives ofHuman (adavers, and'5P00K: Science Tackles the Afterlifei takes 0n the s(ien(e 0f sex with her new book 80NK! Ihanks to our well+ead friends at BookPeople, she! coming to the Ala mo Drafthouse South [amar for one unforgettable night! (an a person tliink herself t0 (an a dead man get an ere(ion? Why doesn,t Viagra help women...or, for that matter, pandas? ln B0NK, Roach shows us how and why sexual arousal and - two 0f the most complex, delightful, and amazing xientific phenomena orgasm
orgasm? on earth - can be so hard to achieve and what science is doing to make the bedr00m

Austint own resident author and hysterkal Alamo host to ensure everyone has a safe and satisfying eveningll! BEST 0F 5EX tD is a (ollertion of the most bizarre
0wen Egerton

a more satis4ring pla(e. And

will present

his show THt BEST 0F sEX tD

sexual education films from the'405,'50s,'60s and'70s1 learn how premarital sex can lead to heartache, insanity and explosive car aaidents. View the creative ways
Disney animates syphilis and hum along with the

dasir ballad,,VD is for tverybody!,

NTGATIVI.AND LIVE IN CON(ERT

TWO NIGHTS ONIY!APAIL 18

&'I9,IOPM,

RITZ

legendary trkkster band Negativland triumphantly returns t0 Austin with a new version oftheir weekly radio broadcast 0VtR THE EDGE (on the air sinre 19811) live on $age at the Alamo for the very fir5t time, mixing musk, found sounds, found dialog, scripts, personalities, and sound effectswithin a,tadio,,theater-of-the.mind,

lT5 ALL lN Y0UR HEAD FM is a 2-hour-long, artion-packed look at monotheism, the supernatural God concept, and the all-important role played by the human brain in our beliefs. Dr.Odo Norway is your"radio"host, and ftristianity, lslam and Judaism

SUPER HAPPY FUN MONKEY BASH 6

A TRIBUTT TO (OMEDY TE6END HITOSHI MATSUMOTO SUNDAYs IN APfr'L AT TlT AITZ Each vear around this time, we roll out a new volume of Super Happy Fun Monkey Bash, a 90 minute compilation of mind-boggling insanity from Japanese television. You'll see Alist Ameri(an (elebrities pimping themselves 0ut for cheap Japanese

New Japan, whose citizens bitterly tomplain about the noise and destrutti0n 0f property he causes. Daisato has his own problems, induding an agent insistent 0n 'branding him with sponsoradvertisements, an Alzheimer-afflkted grandfatherwho transforms into a giant in dirty underwear and an ex-wife and daughter who are embanased by his often cowardly exploits.

products, bawdy situation comedies, unexpected nudity, extreme plo-wrestling, bizane anti-flatulence products, nonsensical English phrases, supreme goofiness,

and lots and lots of foam rubbet costumesl We will ako be featuring plenty 0f ex(erpts from the Japanese (NN ((himpanzee News Network). Most importantly, however, the 2008 edition is a tribute t0 veteran TV funnyman Hitoshi Matsum0t0. He'sthe best-known (0median inJapantoday,sort ofan AsianWill terrell butwithan
even strongertendencytowards

A wkkedly deadpan spin on the pop image of giant Japanese superheroes like Ultraman, DAI NIPP0NJIN body slams with a stinging dry wit that ri(ochets to everone of Japan's higher levels of audatity. Director and star Hitoshi Matsumoto biggest comedians, on the same level as Takeshi l(itano - pulls off a whacked-out and imaginative filmmaking debut, yet still hits upon social issues like the lossof

the'Japanese spiriti'the country's diplomatic relations, thefamily unit anda rapidly aqinq population. DAI NIPPoNJIN is an outrageous portrait of a pathetk, but truly unique hero. ((olin Geddes,Toronto lnternational Film Festival) its U.5. premiele atthe 2007 Fantastit Fest, and weareveryproud to beunleashingthisuniquewonderin itbU.5.theatri(al premiele 0nApril 25atthe Ritz. (heck the website fot dips and trailers of DAI NIPP0NJI N and other past Hitoshi
DAI NIPP0NJIN had

humiliation and rubber costumes.

We'll be featuring extended scenes from his long-running series D0WNT0WN al (HAMP and N0 well as more retent spin-off shows such as HtYl HEY! HEY! MUSI(
SUBERANAIHANASHI. AllofthisleadsuptotheU.S'theatrkalpremiereofHitoshi Matsum0t0's theatrkal debut: DAI NIPP0NJIN on April 25 Gee below).
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Matsumoto clasic performances.

with past editions 0f5uper Happy Fun Monkey Bash we'll have

a special

lapanese

(heck online for teaser dips menu and feature prizes and giveaways at every show. and trailers from this and past Monkey Bash shows, and stalt marking the days in your potket calendar until the happiest time ofthe year, 5uper Happy tun Monkey
Bash Day!

DAI NIPPONJIN (BIG MAN JAPAN)

OPENS APRIL 25 AT TFIL &ITZ
Daisato lives a mundane life in a rundown house tagged with insulting and obxenityriddled graffiti. Ihis middle-aged slacker seems a puzling subject tobe followedby

the dorumentary crew thatfrlms his banal daily routine.That is, until hepreparesfor his"iobi'As boltiofelectricity ripthrough thesky, Daisato istrand0rmed intoastocky qiant several stories high, sporting tight purple briefs, tattoos and an Eraserhead' (rap 0ut 0f m0nsters. ityle hairdo. ln his hand is a big stkk - for beating the

Welcometotheworld ofDai Nipponjin (whichtranslatesas"Big Man lapan"), a sixthgenerati0n supelhelo defending Japan from outlandish "baddies,'as Daisato calls (omb-over hairdo who pulk ihem. Ihese ridkulous villains inilude the freakwith the
down skystrapen with elasti( arms 0r the revolting beast that lets equalling the smell oftwenty thousand human fe(es,

APPLESEED: EX MACHINA - ADVAN(ETHEATRI(AL S(RTENING RITZ , lrl,fED ll1AR(Fl 5, 9:45 P$4,

The APPLESEED saga has qukkly (and

rightfully) become am0ng the most popular in

lip stink douds

anime history. This latest installment is itself a huge leap fotward in every resped, and set t0 take the medium to an even higher level, The story con(erns a utopian future dty called 0lympus, in which humans peacefully co-exist with cyborgs.and APPLISIED: bio+oids until a selies 0f events threaten t0 tear apart a suddenly fiagile society. iX MA(HINA is a complex and very human story 0f robotic war and anguish. Produced by the great John W00, this is truly a s(i-fi epk of the most inoedible magnitude.

Sunounded by mystkal tradition and ceremony, his ptedetesots were national champions feied with parades and theering fans. Today, Daisato's battles are broadcast late at night t0 diminishing ratings. He has become the scapegoat ol

Mar-April 2008 Schedule of Events - for complete calendar and ti(kets visit www.0riginalalam0.com

KING K01'lG
RITZ, APRIL 5.6, WITH A KIN6 KON6 TTAST ON APRIT 7I DIR, MERIAN COOPER, 1933,100 MIN,35MM,NR
[veryone knows that the original l(ING K0NG is a histork film, a milestone in movie art, a blockbuster of giant pr0p0rtions; but what many may not realize is how much fun it is. This is one of the great cinematk thrill-rides and it holds up beautifully today. Willis 0'BrienS spedal
a big pile of poo, and tay Wray's

effe(s make todayl billion dollar spectades look like willowy beauty will give the genr in the audience

heart palpitations. We'll go ahead and say it; this restored print 0n the huge Ritz true wonders of the world. lf you've somehow never seen this timeless classic, or only seen it 0n TV, get ready to pull back the veil and see it as it
screen is one of the was meant to be seen.

JOHN (ARPTiITTR'S THE THING RtTZ, APRtrlg-22

DIR. JOHN CARPTNTTR, 1982,109 MIN,35MM,R
too good to be true, John (arpentert brain-blasting masterpiece of shape*hifting honor on the big xreen! Though technically a remake ofihe,s0s
This is almost

dassk

THE THING FR0M AN0THER WORLD, is

st0ryline

ab0ut

a group of researchers at an

it's an enrirely differenr kind of film. Ihe Antarctic base who acridentally unleash

orupy the bodies of living oeatures. Ihe constantly metamorphosising creature is shown graphkally (very graphkally), thanks to thi
a frozen alien force that can work of efferts genius Rob Bottin. lt's a vis(eral honor movie that punches you in the face with gros-out gore effects and then knees you in the groin with pi;point
suspense

with

a shady

timing. Kurt Russell is at his badass best as Mac McReady, a Vietnam vet pa$who is mankindS last best hope againstthe invader.

BIADE RUllNtR: THt FINAL CUT 2001r A SPACI 0OYSSEY

RITZ, APRIL 12-14 DIR. STANTEY I(UBRICK, 1968,141 MIN,35MM,G
othervenue in Austin can do justke to 2001's visual majesty in all its widescreen "No glory. Before (GI was even a twinkle in Satan! eye, Stanley Xubrkk gathered an aircraft hangarfull ofartists and tednkians to tranilat hh vision to the screen. Ihe resulting film is a chronide ofno less than man's emergence on earth and his future gertati0n intoa purelycosmk being,with magnificentvistas ofouterspaceand even spiritual transformation, whkh
is apparentlyvery rolorful. Needlest0 say, this does not trandate well t0 youl video iPodl Fonunately, we have a ginormous screen and a booming sound system to make you feel like you've escaped fanh's gravitational

RITZ, APR[ 26-28 Dl R. RIDtEY 5C0TT,'1982,1'17 Mll'l,35MM,R

lfyou wantto seethisclassi(inall itwidesfieen glory, you'vegotto home ofthe biggest (inemas(ope s(reen in downtown Austin.
see

itatthe Ritz,

Finally, one of the great triumphs of xi-fi imagination comes to the Alamo. We,ve fielded requests for this title for years, and now it! here, in a freshy strud restored print. The beautifully decaying future los Angelesjust can't be appreciated without the benefit oftheatri(al presentation. When Hanison Ford glides through the neon dystopia hunting renegade replkants you'll swear you feel the raindropi landinq all around you,thanksto thefull sunound sound atmosphere.you'll aho beable to fully appreciatethe intrkateproduction and chara(erdesign. But most ofall, you can gei lost in the movie, one 0flife's greatest pleasures.

field. Are you ready, Starchildi

Mar"April 2008 Schedule of fvents - for (0mplete calendar and

ti*ets

visit www.originalalamo.cgm

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FEATUnE5, sn0RTs ANE DoeUMFNTARtES THAT 5Hott'teA5E

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Burroughs and their friends acros America and the globe

between the late 1 940s and midl960s.

SUNFLOWER SUTRA
WIShIESDAY, APRII. 2, 7 PM
Frank Paine's l\40Il0N Pl(TURt (1956), Ed Bland's (RY 0F JAZZ (1958), Shirley (larke's BRIDGEIG0-ROUND {1958), Stan Brakhage's ANII(lPAT|0N 0t IHE NIGHI (1958), and Robert Frank and Alfred tedie's PULL MY DAI5Y (1959), staning Allen
Ginsberg and Gregory (0rs0,

with unforgettable nanation

by Jack

l(erouat.

(ITY LIGHTS
WESNESNAY, APRIT

9,7 PM

Stan Brakhage's rarely screened DES|5TFll-M (1954),5hirley (larke's SKYS(RAPtR (redited {1959), and John (assavetei epochal feature film 5HAD0WS (1959), often

with kkking offthe independent frlm boom.

THE DI{ARMA BUMS W[DNIsDAY, APNIL 16,7 PM Alfred Leslie's IHt I-ASI (L[AN SHlRl (1964),

Peter Whitehead's documentary

WH0ttY (0MMUNl0N (1965), Anthony Bakh and William 5. Bunoughi xi-fi cutup fllm TOWtR5 0PEN tlRE (1 962), and (hrhtopher Madaine's THE END (1 953) and
BEAT

{1958)

DESOTAIION ANGETS
\&TDlTSDAY, APtrIIL 23,7 PM
l(enneth Anger's 5(0RPl0 Rl5lNG (1964) and KUST0M KAR K0i\4i\4AND05 (196t, and Roger (orman's A BU(KET 0F Bt00D {1959), which makes fun with the publk's perception of the Beat s(ene with some 0f the wildest stereotyped "beatniki'you'll
ever see,

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3/3: GlRt5 R0CK!

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The Rork'n'Roll (amp for 6irls is a place where 8-18 year olds rome from all over the country to learn Rock D|Y-style-forming bands, writing songs and building community, and GIRLS R0(K! is the movie abouttheilj0urney.The primarysubjects of GlRl-5 R0(l(! are taura, an arti(ulate adopted Korean obsessed with death metal; Misty, who is emerging from a life 0f meth-addktion, homelessness and gang activity; Palare, a sweet-seeming 8-year-old with a heavy metal sneer, and Amelia, who! writing a 14*ong cycle about her dog Pippi. Forming bands, writing songs and playing a gig in one week, these girls and the rest ofthe camp engage in an experiment in empowerment that will leave no-one unchanged. 0pens for a full run at the Ritz 0n Mar(h 21. To find out more about Austint own Girls Rock! camp see www.girlsrodrampaustin.tom,

3/24 AND 3/31: SPACE DlR.l*Hr\ieSN[1'1r74

As uncategorizable as

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IHE PtACt

it is inexpli(able, this (uriosity might best be described as a conreptual biography, the"life story" ofthe Saturnian free-jazz pioneer 5un Ra. Not (ontent t0 be merely from Saturn, Ra here is a kind of intergalactk space god who
frghts the devil for the soul of Earth

3/17: THE PIED PIPER 0F

HUTZOVINA g.PAltLA FLri5il ER,l006 Dt
ln the summer of 2004, on a
car journey

at least, I think he is. (oaxing a semblance

of plot out of SPA([

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IHE PLA(E is about as fruitful a pursuit as waiting for the

Arkestra to lapse into four-four time, but the movie's fertile brew of blaxploitation, THE SEVENIH StAl- and ultra-low-budget sd-fi - not t0 mention snat(hes ofvintage Arkestra performan(es

make for a movie unlike anything you've ever seen, or

in Eastern [urope, Pavla Fleivher met and fell in love with Eugene Hutz, lead singer of
New York's Gypsy Punk band Gogol Bordello, Gptivated byhisenergyand his musical verve, and desperate t0 get t0 know him better, she decided

could posibly duplkate. lt's enough to make you believe, as billed here, that Ra is indeed the most influential musician ofthis and 30 million galaxies. (5am Adams, Philadelphia

(ity

Paper)

4/7:

RESPECT Y0URSELF:
Records in l\4emphis,

IHE

STAX 5T0RY

to make a frlm about him. THE PIED PIPIR 0F HUTZ0VINA follows Eugene and
Pavla on

DIg"ROB[gT GORDON & MARTIN iliiVII-LT,ZOO7

Ihe $ory ofStax

whkh becamethe pre-eminent Soul musk label

The label released a massive catalog

their subsequent road ilip thr0ugh Eugene's home country, Ukraine. lt isthe story 0f two people traveling together on two very different courses. Her aim is to rediscover a forgotten roman(e; his is to rediscover his roots. she hopes to find love on the road; he hopes to find musical inspiration from the gypsy culture he is determined to preserve. This is an intimate portnit 0f a filmmaker with a pasion for her subject, and a punk musician with a longing to
revisit his past.Theirs isajourneywhi(h teststheir relationship and challengestheir per(eptions ofthe musk they both love.

in the United States during the

(ivil Rights era.

ofrhart+opping singles between 1959and 1975, induding"Respe(tYoutself,'"Green 0nion("'Midnight llour/"'(Sittin'0n) The Dock ofthe Bayi"'Soul Mani'among many others. Ihe documentary, beautifully nanated by Samuel [. Jackson, presents the first comprehensive look at Stax, chronkling the story through first-hand accounts
ofcelebrated musiciansand label artists like lsaat Hayes,0tis Redding,5am & Dave, BookerT. & the MG's, Rufus and (arla Thomas, and the Staple Singers, as well as The
Reverend Jesse Jackson and Rithard Pryor. (blackgrooves.org)

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4/14: SOUND UNBOUND 3 - BEAT P0ETRYAND JAZZ

OIR.ANNI HTLLER,2OOs
as their inspiration. teaturing dips ofJark Kerouac and Steve Allen, Allen Ginsberg, William Bunoughs, Herbert Huncke, saxophonist (oleman Hawkins, saxophonist S0nny Rollins, organist Jimmy Smith, rare footage of ftarlie Parker and Dizzy 6illespie, Jimmy Giuffre, Miles Davis, Art Farmer - Jim Hall Quartet and aspiring Beat Dennis Hopper. Also

New doc casually examines the Ielationships between the Eeats and the jazz music that served

featuring actor Gary Kent reminiscing on the L.A. beatnik s(ene 0fthe late l 950's - early 1 960's and Ginsberg's diffcultie; with the

Hel13 Angels.

4i21: SIGUR ROS - HIIMA

DIR.DEAN DEBIOI5,2OO7
A breathtaking

doomentary/concertfilm aboutone ofkeland's biggest muskal exports Sigur Ros. lt chronides theirtouraround their home (ountryin 2006wheretheypreformed a seiles offree, unannounced concerts in ruraiareas.Thefrlm is made un otu,t,,rl,on*n footage, rnusk numben done onlyfor the camera and interviews with the members ofthe band and their co-performers Amina. The wholething
is then wrapped up in beautiful nature photographythatamplifies the muskal numbenand showi th. audi.nce are* of keland they don't normally get tosee. Thete is no actual nanative or plotin the frlm, in fact it's like going to a Sigur Roi ion,,it. ttt un experience, a beautiful, poeticand intense experien(e that (aptures the audience and keepsthem focused on the subject. (Twitch)

4/28: FEMI KUTI - SUFFERING AND SMil.tNG

DIR.DAN OLTMAN,2006
Stunning documentaryab0ut Femi l(uti, theson oflegendarylela Anikulapo Kuti, Nigerian bandleaderand p0litkal sp0kesman. Since Fela's death in 1997, Femi has (arried.the banner of Nigerian independence from the chokehold oiwestern{upported

militaryrule.And he has(0ntinuedt0 makethe kind ofsearing muskthatactsasa kind 0f(NNforthe impoverished masses.And ofcourse, he continuesto drawfire, sometimes literally, from the powersthat be. Thisfilm do(umentsthe $ruggles0fFemi and
his familyagainst
a

backdrop ofamazing performancefootage and equally impresive film ofNigeria, then ani-now.

PIUS: lT'5 NOT A MUSI{ M0NDAY BUT WE KN0W YOU'tt_

LO\IE IT

WILD STYIE - NEW 35MM PRINT

WITH LIVE BREAKDANCING qtR. cltARitE AHEARN,1983,35MM,82 MtN, R THU 3/20,lOPM TAMAR ALSO PLAYS MIDN16HTs (TILM ONLY} V/21&3122
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for a spetial live breakdancing performance by B-Boy/B-Girl

(ity stars Romeo Navano,

Dee Nice, and Jese aka Reron before

Thursday night's show. To say WlLD

5IYLt is an important frlm is a huge understatement. Before this film was released, most New hrkers hadn'telenieard ofhip hop music. Now it's the most popularand important musical form intheworld.This movie stars graffti

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fall of 2001, we have been hosting a sedes of fiee movie streenings of exploitation classics. Ftom fteerleaders Gone Bad to Blaxploitation t0'70s Adion (heese and even to Women ln Ptison, it's all thete . scratches, solices and all. Many of these films are so obscure that little is known ot has been wiltten about
Since the

them. Somb rif them are bad, m6st of them are enjoyable, and a rare few are mind-blowingly amazing. Weird Wednesdays is the vanquard of cinema exploratidn in Austin. Escape the ctushing lameness ofthe real world with us evety week. Foi fiee! ' [ats Nilsen, Weitd Wednesday Host

KItL AND KItt AGAIN

r{l A fi

t r-l 5, M I n i\! I 6 r.l F R E [, D i R. I VA N ]l A L L, 1 98 1,3 5 M M,'l 0$M i i{, l\4onumental follow-up to the brain-leeching martial-arts n0n-(lassi( KltL 0R BE KlLLED. This time elfin as-kicker James Ryan plays a roving international problem solver with superpowers and an endless supply of dever one-liners. Therel
onofhirliarate-obsissed supervillain who's organizing cnofhertournament ofdeath. And on(e again Ryan must aslemble a team of colorful rhara(ters t0 defeat the madman the only way he understands, using the same kind of slow, dumsy, ex(epti0nally ungra(eful karate that made the first frlm's action sequences so edge-of-yourseat unexdting. tortunately, what KlLL AND l{lLt AGAIN larks in genuine excitement it makes up f0r in laughter. [ike when the statuesque blonde"martial artist"Kandy l(ane explainsthat herfatherwas kidnapped because he had developed a potato-basedfuel so powerfulthat
'bneyear'scropcould provideenough gasolinetodrive everycarintheworld t0the moonl'Averyspecial experiente. Don't

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mis

unless you're in the habit of

mising unmisable stuff. (Lars)

PARANOIA

MAn{i{ 1 I,MIt}td!6HT,FRIE,1}In.UMSgftT0

LFlt;l,1969,35MM,$1 l\{ti{,R

Beautiful American star(anoll (BABY D0LL) Bakerstan in an unbelievably meanrpirited and elegant psythosexual thrillerfrom lJmberto Lenzi. This film is Eur0-ambient t0 the extreme, with charmingly off-kilter framing, matter-of-fact kinkiness and one of masterPiero Umiliani's bestsrores. Bakerplaysawealthyyoungwidowwho retiresto herlate husband'sltalianvillafora relaxing holiday of whiskey and self-loathing. When she invites in a magnetic young drifter he involves her in a cat-and-mouse game of sadomasorhistic psychologkal manipulation that sends her spiraling into delirium. When the driftet's sister shows up things get even mgre (0mpli(ated and, uh, erotir. (anoll Baker gives an amazing performan(e, at 0ne point she delivets an unforgettable monologue that begins,"When I think ofmyself I want t0 V0i\4lT!"one ofthe dasi< [uropean thrillers. Don't miss it on our big wide (inemascope screen 0r you'll regret itforever. ([ars)

THt

LOST EMPIRE WITH DIRECTOR JIM WYNORSKI LIVE &qAQCi.t2S,MlDi'll&l-lT,FRrF,*lR..ilM l,ryYN0t{5K1,1?85,35$4M,S3&/ill{,4

Ridiculous fun about a trio of huge-breasted tough chicks who team up to take down an evil shape shifting death vampire who runs a

ladietonly martial arts t0urnament on

Wynorski

will be in the house to tell you all ab0ut it. (Lars)

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SHANTY TRAMP
APRIL 2,MIDN16HT,TREE,DIR.JOSEPH PRIETO,1967,35MM,72MIN,R
A rural southern gothic Tennessee

that really ki*s y0u in the teeth. As ifwilliam Faulkner, Flannery 0'(onnor, Eudora welry williams ani Hany (rews went on a sloppy, bitter three-day drinking jag a;d this wai found next io the typewriter by the (reole maid who came in to dean up all the v0mii and spillel bourbon. youd better believe
there's enough in(est, religious mania, dark se(rets and protestant guilt here for a hundred regular movies. But this is-no regular movie. Ihe story of a srheming no-good ho who brings nothing but trouble everywhere ihe goes. she (auses the downfall of a crooked revival preacher, fakely aauses an honest black man of rape, and generally destroys the moral frber {howeverloosely woven) ofa smali southern town. A kind of rino,nrusierpi.,. with exceptional performanres, direction, photography, and sdpt. Froh the diredor of0tGA,s H0tJst 0F SHAME. (tars)

SKATETOWN USA APRIL 9,MIDNIGHT,FRET,DIR.WILLIAM LrVrY,l 979,35MM,98MIN,PG

"The Rock and Roller Disco Movie oftheYear!"Roller disco epk staning scott Baiq Maureen "Marcia Brady"Mc(ormkk, FlipWikon and Patrkk Swayze, in hisfrstfilm, as tough-guy skate gangsterAceJohnson.To impress the ladies, teen Greg
a roller rinkturfwar. Theirskate-offhasto beseen to be believed, ind itesralatesirom there full scale disro war on wheels. And ifyou?e expecting disco mercy, you don't know Swayze. with a supporting (ast thatindudes Ruth Buzzi, midget BillyBarty, Ron"Horshak"Palillo,and DorothyStratten.you

Bradford takes on Swayze in into

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on, because unless there! a nuclear war or something,

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going to frll up fast, From the djrector of

BLA(KtNSTEIN and WHAM BAM THANl{ YOU SPA(EMAN. (Lars)

TINTORERA AFntL l6,MtDNt6HltRtE,DtR.RiNt CARD0NA jR.,1977,35MM,85M1N,R

while.this was s0ld
as a JAWS ripoff, the killershark component is next to non-exisient. lnsteid, it's mosily a film aboutseventies swingers on a yarht with a shark ortwo thrown in between orgies. lt's also a lot offun, as speedo-wearing pansexuah desperately rush to mate before the sexual revolution ends. somehow the excellent xtress 5usan George ends up underneath all the naked bodies. she (hara(eristkally gives it her

best sh0t, even though the movie is only slightly les disreputable than (0N Ftssl0N5 0F A TEtN'AGE PEAN lJT SuTTtR FREAl{.Thismovieiss0 sleazythatwhen weopenedthefilm can t0 inspedit,the smell ofbabyoil filled the projection booth, Be advised. (Lars)

THE GUY FROM HARTEM

APNIT 23,MIDNIGHT,FRET,DIR.RENE MARTINEZ JR.,1977,35IdM,86MIN,R
From the director ofIHE SlxIH0tJsAND D0l"LAR NIGGER comes a new kind ofhero, and a new kind

ofcontinuity.

is liketrying to ridea drunken llama to (uba.Oneminute,theJohn shafiinspired hero isguardingan African princesagainstassasins, the next minuteshe disappearscompletelyfrom the plotand a whole other plotline emerges abouta kidnapped girl,what happenstotiri princessiwhoireall

Tryingtofollowtheplotofthismovie

these.rharacters who just show up without explanation? Why ask me? The important thing is, it,s rheap and brutally incompetent, and that's good news for people who occasionally like to laugh at giani projected imaga on a screen. with wild Man Steve in a supporting role, and a bunch ofreally hateful white f0lks wearing toupies

that look like they were purchased at [verything's A Dollar. (Lars)

THE MOTESTERS
APRI L 3O,Ii4IDNIGH'FRTE,DI

R.FRANZ SCHNYDTR

1963,35MM,g4MlN,NR
Big thanks to the !uropeans for all they've done to sex.

further undentanding (0r at least (onfusi0n) ab0ut This.(ontinental head-scratther explains all about sexual pervenion in a series of progresively more offensive vignettes. All the unsavory sex pra(ti(es that polite people don't taik ubout are

dragged 0ut and put on display for the edifrcati0n 0f the community. lis usual, the bizane dubbing addsa whole new dimension ofstrangeness toa movie already brimming overwith it. Although noti hardcore-porn flm by any means, the situati0ns represented here may b;too intense for most-normal

ngglgrlgl._tlI:[9w-only,
yTTLl(HKEITSVIRBRE(HER,

normat peopte wiil not be admitted into the theater. 0riginat tirte: whkh means "Sexual Deviatel'Handy Iittle word, (Lars)

WEIRD WEDNESDAY AND TERROR THURSDAY PREsENT

THE AUSTIN M0VIE TRIVIA GAME 5H0W: R0UND 0NE SUNOAY MARIH 23,lOPM,TRET,THg RITZ
0nre in a while we stop and think how fortunate we are t0 have both I luv Video and Vukan Video in the same city. Most pla(es don'teven have one decentvideo store.We have two chains ofamazing video stores. And we knowfrom frequenting all the lo(ati0ns that they know their movie trivia. 50, ju$ for kkks, we're going to put them t0 the test and find out whkh of the mighty empires can reign as trivia (hampsfor2008. Weird Wednesday programmer lars Nilsen and
come up

lenor Thursday programmer Zack (arlson will compile the hardest que$ions they can with and at the end ofthe night only one video retailer ran emerge vidorious. And

believe us: no matter how rool and nonrhalant they may try t0 a(t: both sides want this one
real bad!

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every Thursday at midnight for some g00d don,t like honor movies,..l love love t0Vttml! And so do you, so hunker down to the Alamo Drafthouse downtown boweh oftheearthforthe mostsh0ding old-fashioned slash, smash,trash andthrash (allforzero casir thanksto oursponsorsVulcanVideo)llWe'ves<avengedthe for blood or, atthe very least, (rat(hing your head. No foolinljunior! and seldom seen 35mm visceral treasures, guaranteed to leave you gasping folair, thirsting
I

The Ritz is the new ground zero for

(arlson, TerorThursday host derapitition, evisreration, degradation and mutilation!l! Eeaaagghhhh!!!!'Zatk

GOKE. BODYSNAICHER FROM

HEtt

lr,tnniu e Ml0Nl6i'll rREE, 0ll{, }lAitMr 54T0, 19s8,35MM,84 MIH' 16

annihilator, Asiar as l'm concerned, ifJapan nevei made another movie before or after this sensesmelting Technkolot performance here tt'eya itill l.tt', most enteriaining nation in the third dimension. tvery sound, hue, spetial effect and
is

blobs

lile nothing ever seen on frlm. 5urvivors of a mysterious plane crash ar stalked by mu(us-based interplanetary.silver b.nt o'i d.rtrying mankind by reanimating human corpses. Mix in mastara-smeared male tenorists, genitalia-

esque forehead growttrs,

bubbte*haied sauters,hasive psychotklrenzies and epilepsy-stlobe anti'war ptopagnda skull-shredder anil you've just siratrhed the surface ofwhat this 84 minute hatefu(hpsychedelia zombieialien invasion hasrboffei0bxenely underrated (reat0r-dire(tor5at0 had previouslysharpened histeethonuonzo somychi!a ry1{11 LITTLE SAIAN epks likeTHE G0LDEN BAT and TERR0R BENEATH THE 5EA - as well as a live a(tion childrenllV series called genius. This is the best thing t0 ever hit the Terror {ll) - but G0|(E is far and away the pinnacle of his psychotkally deranged Thursday screen. Do! Not! Miss! (Zack)

NIGHT OF THE TEPUS A.K.A. RABBITS

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EASTER SUNDAV 0N THURSDAY WITH CANDY AND VIoLENCE FoR EvERYoNE !!

GRIZZLY, ALtlGAT0R,5LU65,

Since the dawn of horror rinema,

the human race has been menated and ingested by every imaqinable abenation of the animal RATS, tR0G5, Tt|t BIRDS and THE BEES have g0net0 great lengths to plateMother NIGHT0F Natureon man'spermanent shitlist. But nofeatureattemptedto makethe rage ofthelowerspeciesas downrighttuddlyas pink-nosed howwowfiwmfeaturesa bloodthirsty THE LtpUS. Based on the novel"TheYearofthe AngryRabbit/'thisadorablewiddle
kingdom. Movies like to end bittalion ofgigantir rabbits spawned by...drumroll...yep, sdence gone awry. Will.rural Arizona farmers have the intelligence great Rory(alh0un (M0TEI" HELL), this mortifying assault on all we hold dear? No. Butthiy;ll sure geteaten alivetrying! Stalring the ISVG0i tinei Leigh, DeForest"Bone{'Kelley and Stuart Whitman, who evidently paid his cheap flophouse rent by ading in every
'70s gutterbomb he rould find. (Zatk)

CHOPPING MAtt A.K.A. KILLBOIS WIIH DIRE(TOR JIM WYNORSKI IIVE!! Ml0l'llGl'lT, rRrr, Dlfi, Jird wYh,i*R5i{1,'1986, l5MM,77 Ml}{' fl nagne u

pg. 14) with this lean, Wvnorski followed up his blazinq directorial debut {see IHE L05T EMPIRI at Weird Wednesday, ground and una foorz, chopping{ree robotic assault 0n teenage lust! A shopping mall becomes both a breeding spelunking and become ilaughterhouse whin a gaggle of hornbag high*choolers do some after-hours mattress sh0p estalates hiqhlv advunc.d (und sliqhty rait'unitioning) squadron ofanti-burglary battledroids.The body count

l:

riin i

taroetiofa ii iloit'inq ir ihea rA human headi explode under mijor lazerfrre! Watch for TERR0RV|Sl0N's Mary W0ronov and Geffit frnest neon deazery and a Graham ai well as a <ameo from DEAIH RA(E 2000 dire(or Paul Bartel. Featuring only the
(HoPPING MALI stro*in9 lisregarA torthe safety ofits protagonists, bare-knudle youthkide. (Zack)
is an

iron-frsted lesson in'80sfashion, tethnology and

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Man-April 2fi08

5e

hedule of [vents - for complete calendat and ti(kets visit www"originalalamo.com

FORBIDDTN WORI,D A.K.A. MUTAiIT APRII3.MIDN16HT, Ffi[[, DIR, ATTAN}IOLZMAN, 1982,35MM,77 MIN,

rape,subeenreiiiurtherexpanded l1lf}1fl_rf::i::l::|.1'.Jf,,:tljl't6.Al0il0FTERR0R,theinessentiai,,space despiteanabsolutelackof publicdemand.Aswithotherquestionabrr-cariil;;;t XTRQwearesubmittingproofthattheoutercornersoftheuniverseholdnoocnttpmpn Thofirm,<nr^.r,,."*,,^^^*^,^ Ill9:Lli'-r.llb,ltliryproofthanhe0utercornersortileuniverserrrti;;s;;J;il;h;;tftililil.alffiil: gallantthan their interstellarabominationt asthis A[ltN-aping

t#;,tiiiriiliii.iliiiiiriSrrilii

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s(enes, transgaladi( tarning beds and the most clothing-unfriendly

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lenetic tf,, spa(eexpl.rarion.lnadditi.nrofuturisricnudity,pu,lleiperiencegraphicf;;_,i;;i;;,il;ilr'fi;J;;rffi:ili tedn0logicallyadvanced yoyo. Ako, as with rhe inaedibie nothing t0 do with rhis goddamn movie. {Zack)

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Longtime friends Gary Kent and Don Jones'combined exploitation cinema poteniy could power the entire (0ntinent for three detades. Iheir contribution to drive-in.era (ulrure i5 immeaswalte, lna initu*s girrir,,rr*i,l rir,,
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STAR qlR_y [!ryT 4ND DtRECToR DoN JoNEs LtvE!! APRIt 10 MtDNtgHl rRre, DtR, DoN loNes, igsj,ist\,iM;-8i Mil,t,ii't0vt BUTGIR,
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young nubih campers, mysterious predator, eerie (asio atmosphere, et(. But'l dare you to name another ramDaoin' Da(KW000s (anntoat m0vie where the protagonists receive supernatural guidanre from pre_pubescent ohosts! Gaiv ieni wlll snafter your entertainment b0nes with his incredibly unhinged (and unaedited) pirfoimance as John, and b'othof these genre giantswill be here LlVt lN ptRS0N to furtherscrambl6your brainsl (Zack)

THT CAR

AP8IL.l7 MION16HT,

FRTE, DIR. ELIOT SITVERSTEIN,

a

ln 1983, Stephen l(ing and John (arpenter released

1977,35MM, 96 MIN, P6

wildly sunesful movie abouia villainoui automobile. whh all due respe( to these two timeless honor icons, (HRl5IlNE

white-knuckled, brimstone-burnini damnation{ueled,

666-mile-per-hour Hellpower, motherfuckerl!l (Zack)

ONE DARK NIGHT

APRtt 24MtDIlt{Hr, rRrr,

You

want jt'.lrlle.got it. Drippy levitating corpses..Air.hockey. Dottie from pEtl4tiET BIG ADViNTSRt. un;pilqetically severe.80s aestherics. l(oo-koo spazzoid Adam we$. tighrning.bohs;hooring out from eyebiils. srtirilk;lhigh ttansdimensionally insanified mausoleum.controllei by a reanimated telekineiiimystic with a vende'ttu arinri replaced all the 5AW and 5(REAM films with honor movies tikethis, th. *ortl*ouiani m naril,"trir,ili-i, t'Jry.

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Mft0UGHltfl,1983,35MM,94 MtN, p(

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bestdamntalkingdu(kinhhtoryandwe'reproudtosalutethemanwtiogvetrimlire.rua"ruffir,i;-

the Marv.el(omis universe,.gaining such a mightyfollowing r916 presidentiar ampaign. gut despite his popularity, Howard was the perennial outsider. 5o was his !n, I.u';l'r. fiealor)teve berbel, a t00-smart-lorhis-own-good comkswriterthatbreathed newlifeinto non-adolesrentfour-color funniesand wasoftenmalignedforhis individualityand integfity. Gerberpassed awaythis tebrrly,una*rirr,.rri.ri on paying ttibute to his relentless otiginality with this extremeiy rare 35mm screening. Admitteaix cerreirriiea t-rrii George lutas-produced, big budget, effects hden barnstormer..iut hey, so did the iritial We lon,i car.l lfo*iidi tf,e

SUNDAY MAR(H 2, RITZ, DIfi. WITIARD HUY(K;1iiA;35MM, 110 MIN, PG "Trapped in a world he never madel" Howard the Du* burst into existen(e in 1973 and became an unlikelv star of

-0.f.{q|4 HowARD

CTGAR FoR FTRST 50 ATTENDEES

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3/17: MILLER'S (R0SSING 5T. PATRICK'S FEAST:

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tavoflle banana comolement the humonqous charm and appeal ofthis engaging fllm, it s about a giant ape loveis need not apply. ln case youie unfamiliar with the ,rii-fl.-t,ittiftitt,itan he falls in love with. lt s really good Don't monkey around feast' on tttit one, buyyour tickets in advan(efor this beast 0fa
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(Texas (ulinary oerformances that are fresh and compelling. Guest chefs Aimee 0lson (Roys) join the Alamol iiuA,tvi. Romtt Brady (Ventana) and liwrence Kocurek pair.with Irn iriif' fi,f',fbetq" ind John Bullington in preparing exquisite f00d t0

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people leading thelr oostwar period. While we know that these beautiful, shallow atlhem morally bankrupt, it's imposible not to stare in wonder many )ears 0t war' as thev blaze aooss the s(reen like shooting stars After s0 And whlle we strife ind deprivation, they hat,e thosen decadence as a lifestyle your decadenie and rampant indulgen(e as a great way t0 live

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APRIL 12" NOOl\I, ftITZ, ATL-YOU-CAN-EAT SUGAR (EREA[!
Remember Saturday morning. Ihe weekly apex of youth entertainment. your eves would devour GH05TBUSTER5, JEM, S(008Y D00 and DUNGt()NS & DRAGoNs u;rit

it was finally time t0 dange 0utta your pajamas and start bugging your parents for All the while you absorbed much more than your RDA of sugar, carbohydrates
comic book money.

and artifcial colors fiom

boxes

huge

of sugary delkious breaKast ceteal. Then we all grew up and got

AICN & TIJT AUSTIN CHRONICLE PRTSENT TREE SATURDAY MORNIN6 FItM CIUB

drunk and started deeping through Saturday momings until all we had

pll: EgqrRI ITEVENSoN, tesg,35MM, 93 MtN, G MAR(H 29, SOUTH LAMAR. CHE(KWEB FOR SHOWTIME
lfthere are two things we're sure ofat the Saturday Morning tilm 0ub, it,s that itt never t00 late t0 (elebrate 5t. Patrick's Day, and there,s no such thing as /,t00 many
hprechauns." Lutkily, a wacky old lrishman by the name of Darby 0,Gill agrees, and hc and his hundreds of tiny magkal pak will be joining us for spelkaitini gold-

DARBY O'GI[I. & THE

tITTIE

PEOPLE

of those idyllk frosted saturday A.M.s was the memories...UNTlL

N0W! Berause we're gonna bring you a 2.5 hour Saturday Morning (artoon (ereal Party, and the only thing we?e leavr'ng out is the (rappy (anoons (y0U choose the good ,tufffrom our TV menul) Just bring yourselves, and if you have a special spoon or stuffed animal you.can bringlhat too. Pajamas are optional. tet me rephrase that: please wear clothes, even if you choose not t0 wear pajamas. Regardles, both the cirtoons and
the endless supply ofcereal will take you back to
a

rhasini wish-grantin'good

time.5ee Darby enterthe l(ing ofthe Leprechaun,sriagk world! Thrill t0 heart-pounding adventure in the m0untain ofhidden neasures! (hill to the blood<urdling approach ofthe ghostly banshee! (o*taning a young, unbald, crooning Sean (onnery and more mythkal wee fellers than THE WZARD 0F 0Z and IABYRINTH combined, DARBY0'Gtt Iisrhe ultimate post-St. paddyparty! And lil,ones

-$upidertime.

younger, more inno(ent and

- yes

GIR[S ROCK!
DIR. ARNE JOHNSON & SHANE KING,2OO8,90 MIN. PG PTAYS MUSI( MON MAR 3, THEN OPENS MNN ZI, iIrZ
An.inaedible and sinrerely inspiring doormentaryabout a group ofg t0 lg_year0ld girls from all walk oflife who combineforces in the name ofDli ro* music Desnite their differences and individual hardships, the result is way beyond iust musirallv impresive. Features interviews with (grown-up) female roci luminaries from Sleater-Kinney, 5onic Youth and more. "lntense...l don,t know if I have ever seen greater collection of girls in one sitting."- Monika Baftyzel, 1nenotital
a

with the

BEST LTPRE(HAUN

(05IUMES win a PRtZtt!

rREE SATURDAY MORNING TILM (LUB

INFRA-MAN
DIR. SHAN HUA, 1975,35MM,90 MIN, PG APRIL 26,sOUTH IAMAR - CHECK WEB FOR SHOWTIME
prinres Dragon Mom hasawokenand set forth to enslave the entire human race with her army ofday-glo dancing monsters! fortunately, moiern science hasjust completed construction ofthe ultimate cyborg
0h rats!The 10,000,000-year-oldvillainous defender: INFRA-MAN! 5o lR0N MAN go home, because this right here is the'mosi wa(ked-0ut n0n-stop hyperspazzblastular live adion superhero movie the tarth has ever seenl See our favodte creature-crushing robostar use kung fu, lazerbeams and random inexplkable explosions t0 defeat the ultimate evil! KIDS! (0Ml DRESSED As
A BRAND NEW SUPIRHEROTHATYOU

MADI UP!I

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BACK TO THE FUTURE IdAft '1, 7,8 & I5 isee websire for showtimesl
to play ho$ to the reunion oftwo original cast members from the Sinus Show: John Erler (the tall bald one) and Owen Egerton (the compa(t ginger nut), who, along with palJoe Parsons, lampo0n Ba(kt0 the Future (l9gS),
n

McDowail and l(rm Hunter are superb as the jimian s(ientists who help out our hero. Jeny Goldsmithl ram's horn xore is brilliant and THE TWILIGHT ZbNE,s
Rod

Master Pancake conti

ues

(hristopher Lloyd ((LUt, 5TAR TREK lll). Along the way, Mc Fox ends up inventing Rock'n'Roll, changing the future, and almost dating his own mom. 0edipally complex, this movie features a brilliant performance from indie-icon (rispin Giover as Marty's exquisitely milquetoa( dad, wh0 eventually learns h0wto sock itto Biff.
Time Mr Flys when you're having fun, and you,ll be having l.2l jigowatts of it this Mar(h, with film-embellishers John, Owen and Joe, weeiends aithe Alamo Ritz.

film so konic that for a brief period in the mid-80,s it convinced people that Deloreans, Burger King, and Huey Lewis and the News were hip. Michael J. Fox (FAMlLYTltS,TttN W0LF) plays, well, Mkhael J. tox or Marty MiHyas het called here - who travels back in time in ordertosave his profesorial pal,,Doc,i played by
a

Serlingwrotethescript,asevidencedbyhissignaturesurpriseendin0inwhkhTavlor lamentsthedestrudion0fpatrioti(statuaryandsuddeniyrealizeshe!actuallvbeen in New York (ity the whole time. teaturing Owen Egerton, a (harlton Heston nude srene (!), and more classir quotes involving,damn,than you ran shake a monkev sti(k at, you won't want t0 mis Master pancake,s skewering 0f this s(hlo(ky_but:
entertaining s(i-fi dassic! (john trler)

THE DAYAFTER TOMORROW [ARTH DAY,,qPR 22

Yeah, global

warming is scary business. Ihe ke caps are melting, islands are being flooded, and there areall sorts ofeconomicimplicationsthati".,un,t ru.n
imagine yet. 5ure, today everything's okay, but what happens tomorrow? And what about the day after that? Ihat! when shit qets (RAZy, especiallv if vouie Jake Gyllenhaal. 5o yeah, John and joe and the Malter panoke cie* ur, qoinq to mock this movie about people running from (old air, but they,re pretty iureihe jokes are going to write themlelves. (John Erler)

E.T.: THE EXTRATERRESTRIAT .t2 MAft ]'t,22,28,29 & AF* 4, s, 1i,

Just in time for the [aster Season, Master pancake Theater takes on one of the most redundantly-titled ("[xtratenestrial: the Extraterrestrial,,) magkal_figure_

coming-down-from-heaven-and-healing-with.his-t0u(h-then-dying_and_ comingba* to_life-and-returning-to-heaven movies ever made. With-Henry

Thomas (THE STEtLtR AND THE PITTSBURGH KtD, pSy(H0 tV: THI BEGtNNtN6j as Elliot, the boy who befriends E.T. and then narcissisti(ally names the (reature after the first and last letters of his own name. Also staning a 7 year-old Drew

Banymore (FIRE5TARTtR, P0l50N lVy) as Elliot,s bratty little sister, and featuring Yoda (EMPlRl JEDI) as a aoaking bag ofwrinkled skin who can,t stop eating
Skittles, drinking beer and shouting "Phone Home I will!,, (ome on out and see the moviethat made MA( AND ME posible. We guarantee that by the end, you too will believe a xrotum can fly. (John Irler)

PTANET OF THE APES

APR

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This April, Master Pancake reaches back to

dassic P[ANtT

the 1960,s to m0(k the (harlton Heston [gerton rejoins the cast

to help mock the movie in which (harlton Heston plays against typei as a marho, chiseled-face everyman angrily fighting for survival in a world gone mad. Heston
(0MtGA MAN, 5OYl-ENT
GRETN) plays

wayward astronaut Georgi Taylor, who lands

Roddy

onamy$eryplanet{!?)whereapesareinrhargeandhumansaretheirslaves.

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qusothatfollows any good night downtown i\4TV at I in the m0ming during the ritualistk eating 0ftortilas and years later, and I've for;Like t Love You'i "Hey, that boy bind guy wants to be Mkhael Jacksoni' I thought. "Ihat's dasit!" Five iuiiurl,f to t'. por.r of pop musk with every flbe, of my being. t've driven t0 Houst0n t0 go lee Justin, paid a s(alper for titkets to R. Kelly, and have an Mazza,5ing-Along host entire book rasefull ofmusicvideo and conrert DVDs. lt's not a joke anymore; it's a way oflife.5u(umb to it!'Henri
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think it ltarted

as

ajoke. Flipping past

I stumbled on the video

THE JUSTIN TIMBTRLAKE SING-AIONG T|.{UA5&AY5 I l{ ll4AR(Ll, $',! 2,',1 ?* Ml i'j

What can I say ab0ut Justin that I haven't already said 800 times? Back in the day, I really did think my love for Justin was just a ioke. And then.it happened. JUITIFIED.'Suddenly this boy band "joke" was all over the airwaves, and then he was somehow added to the jukeboxes of our townie bars. At 6rst we thought our love was ironic, but then "Like I Love You" betame the standard

in every talendar. After each Sing-Along, wele t0 Maggie l\4ae's where the girls of Kitty Kitty Bang Bang will teach us all the Thriller dance. Ihen in late 0dober, wete going to invite every single Ml(HAtL JA(KS0N SING-AI0NG attendee from the
|\4|(HAEL JA(KS0N SING-AL0NG

going to take the entire audien(e over

whole of 2008 to come back out and partkipate in 0ne MASS|VE zombifred dante party. World, prepare to be thrilled.

hit ai all of our dance parties. A few years later, Justin blought SexyBa(k, and what was on(e ironit had tompletely transformed and become the i(oni(' Ihe eleven year old girls screamed out, "See! I told you so!" and introdu(ed us t0 the B-Sides of the NSync albums, and holy shit, there was something
there, even back then. Wete sony, Justin. We're sorry we ever doubted you'

JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH: THE NEW WAVE f',tr &lL 1 *, 17 &';4,, t12, 1.7* f'fi1lr
[et's face it, punk stared people. Paren$ believed the stuff on Quinty, and retotd label mogul's didn't understand how t0 market it at all. ln order to break into the mainstre;m, the feelings of isolation and dixord with the (0rporate woild would somehow have to undergo a radical transfomation that made it m0re palatable for thatveryw0rld ittried t0 rebel against: enterthe"newwavei'Video killed the radio
star, and musicians were able to look pretty while they sang about how tainted love could be and syntheshers and keyboards replaced the guitar as the defrning sound

WE WILL

R0(KY0U: THE QUEEN SING-ALONG

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(hampions as the last song at the 0kay, l'll admit it: when they played We Are the last dance of my senior year in high xhool and all the seniors made a big cirrle in
as we linked up arm-in-arm and swayed, I got a little (offee shop to teary-eyed. And that summer as we drove around from 7-11 t0 a some pirty at a kid's house with a pool and a trampoline, my friendsand I listened

the middle ofthe dance floor

of the day. Soon the doors were opened for all of us, no matter how sheltered, t0 start ro(king out and trying at the same time. lfonly we'd dosed those doors before the emo kids moved in... We've put together a killer show with everything from the Talking Heads to the (ure and the Poli(e, with the one-hit wonders and the legends of rocliall feeding off of each other in a wonderfully independent flourescent-hued flash of
a

to"Bohemian Rhapsody"and pretended like we were in WAYNE'5 W0RLD' Why am I confesingtoallthis?(rying in high schooland imitatingWAYNE'5WORlD isn'ttool

future that still feels like h's on the way even though it's all from 20 years

atall. Butlhen,that'sthething about

rock,

Queen

as

pioneersofarena rock and glam

aqo. We'll melt with you this April.

way of making you feel c00l no matter what you?e doing, and l'm listening to "We Will RotkYou" as l'm writing this, so I feel invincible.

their hits have

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W0RLD: MICHAIL JACKS0N

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An

2008 marks the 25th anniversary ofIHRltLER, and wete telebrating all year long with our newest MJ (0llab0ration - THRILL THE W0RLD . We've partnered up with ThrillTheWorld.com

to help them break the world retord for having the most people all over the globe performing the Thriller dance at the exad same time, ind we?e going to see t0 it that Austin leads the planet in thrilling everyone.
Here's

the deal - from now through 0ctober, we're going t0 have at least one

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AUSTIN AIR GUITAR CHAMPI0NSHIPS: 2008 f*ntt_'TV, ?nff.T* {"*rr\?{T il $r ** c,45l"l Pillzr T8 wil{ i,:{n
Started in Finland as an effort to in(rease overall world pea(e through the beauty of air guitar, the World Air Guitar (hampionship has now become an international phenomenon with (ontestants from over 50 (0untrie5 (ompeting

t0 Ro(k Band sin(e it(ameout latela5tyear. Butnowwe'retired ofkeepingthepa() in our living room and the basement at our parents'house, and we want to bring il out into publi( and
see

what you can do. 5o in the spirit of rock that started with

AIR

6UITAR, we invite you to form a band, come up with s0me (ostumes, and come down t0 the theater t0 show us how you rock.

for the world title as well as regional (ontests in over 20 (ities in the U,5. Austin, dubbed by many as the "live music capitol of the worldi'also seems poised to daim the title 0f "air guitar capitol of the worldJ' (ome 0n out t0 the regionals to either wat(h the spe(tade or to bla$ out your hottest air li(ks 0n stage. lt's free t0 (0mpete in (and regular admission to wat(h) what we feel comfortable saying is the most fulfrlling 90 minutes 0f entertainment in the southwest. For a complete list of rules, FAQ for new (ontestants, video dips from last year and more, theck out www.AustinAirGuitar.com.

THE DIONYSIUM
TI,ii: F!A5T Ti,IE5OAY &F TFIE &4*i{T}.' AT TT.:T ft'TZ
Thinkingand drinking, rolled upintoone.Ihe Dionysium isa nightfordebate,
lectures,

readings, and drinking songs, held once a month at the Ritz. The center of every month'J meeting is always the debate, and this calendar we have g0t some amazing debates planned. ln l\4arch, Tim league will argue against noted vegan adivist l\4ike Litt on the ethkality offoie gns. ln April, the entire show will be built around the local hip hop scene, with Bavu Blakes leading the rharge in a debate about how the lotal
scene is different than the national culture of hip hop right now. Hosted by Buzz Moran and

AIR SEX USA (HAMPI0NSHIP5: R0UND 3 !&&*29 '{8{tA?LTf. Ffifi A ll?lp T* Vf{i{\5 r*X gFA,- SfXi
lfyou've been to any ofthe expe(t, ex(ept that (0mpetiton in this show w0n't pretend to play an instrument
Air Guhar shows, you know a

[.8.

Deyo, and

guaranteed to make you smarter without ruining your high.

little bit about what to

(OLDTOWNE'5

3,2,

1 KILL

that isn't there; they'll be pretending to make love with a partner that isn't there. Do you think you've got what it takes t0 (0mpete? 0urjudges will be wakhing for
the entire presentati0n, from rostuming, to foreplay, to an eventual climax. They'll

AFR 27, LrV[ & VlDi'C

Austin's reigining local i mprov heroes aren't content with keeping their genius bottled

up and let loose only in live shows on their stage, and so we're happy to invite them back onto our vreen for another presentation of 3, 2, I Kill. Because somehow these

be looking for believability, sexability, and overall entertainment value (cause what fun is sex if no one's wakhing?), and if you can score high enough, you'll move onto the final round and be one step closer to being crowned the World Air Sex King or Queen in Septemberl (hetk out www.airsexworldchampionship.com
for details and rules.

wit have managed t0 take the concept of live improv {show up, get a suggesti0n from the audience, then turn that into an hour long nanative 0ut 0f the thin air), and trandate it to the silver screen. At a 3, 2, 1 Kill show, you'll provide the
masters of

initial suggertion, then the performen will split into three 0r four teams, exit the building, and start filming their srenes while other performers stay behind to anchor
the production with
a live scene. 8y

KARAOKE

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Not into the Air performances, but still like together a Karaoke contest
as

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BOB RAY,2OO7 90 MIN 'IR. MAR 30, APR 2 & APR 8, RITZ

will be packed out on all screens through the

opening weekend of the festival, but many folks split town after
Sunday and non-badgeholders will find it easiet to buy tkkets at the door starting on Monday. lf you didn't spring.for a badge, we recommend checking out the dayiime shows Monday-Friday ofthe fettival,0r any of
the shows on(e the musicfest begins onThursday.
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exhibitionism, egos, politi(s and business that is modem-era rollet detby. A group of hard-hitting Texasw0men overtome myriad obstacles in resunecting and revamping the sport, only to flnd internal nrife ripping the fledgling organizati0n apart. Iwo leaguesemergefrom the dash, and whatfollows ignitesan international rolletderby (ampbell, HELL revival.Shot overafrve-year period byAustinites Bob RayandWerner (onor 0'Neill {MIJRDERBALI) and 0N WHttLs was edited by award-winning editor features original music by...AndYou Will Know
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Austinite siblingsThe Duplass BI0s offer up their long-awaited follow-up t0THE (HAIR with thiistudy 0fthe relationship dynamics. And a bag. And a head.
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SPECIAL SCREENING: G0LIATH

with a le(ently divorced man trying to flnd the one (at, Goliath. asped ofhis marriage that still matte6t0 him: his missing
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VALI.TY OF THE DOLTS WITH STEPHEN MOSER

DIR. MARK ROBSON 1967,123 MlN, P6 TUTS APR 15

THE SWEET LADY WITH THE NASTY VOICE A d0(umentary 0n the influential, genre-making Western musit artist
Jackson.

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the histori( James Brown (on(ert, held iust days aftet MLK's assassination, when the (ily 0f Boston was readyto boil.
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Patty Duke share the limelight in thk searing and (autionary tale of youth gone wrong. Anne (Parkins) leaves her upright New [ngland
home for the bright marquees and darktemptations 0fBroadway, en(ountering an endles anayofspiraling debutantes and selfjloathing social climbers. see strong young w0men tendered helpless bv the cruel clutihes of false emotions, bitter rivalries and prexription drugs! A brash, thunderous tale of los and redemption unfolds in the most notorious studio expl0itati0n film 0fits era...perhaps ever. We're pleased to wekome Stephen Mosetto the Ritz t0 presentthis gargantuan (inemati(expeilen(e.

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stopped by loserswho couldn't get dates tothe dance. We'll be showcasing countless more plenieles, late-night screenings, dotumentaties and surprises at our Ritz and Lamar lootions for the duration of the festival. Plus watch our blog on www.originalalamo.com for our personal updates on the s(reenings
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