News Review Currents 9-16-2011

MICHAEL SULLIVAN/The News-Review
CURRENTS
The News-Reviews guide to arts, entertainment and television
SEPTEMBER 16-22, 2011
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CANYONVILLE
Fall rodeo kicks up
heels this weekend
Seven feathers Casino
Resort holds its Fall Classic
Rodeo at 3:30 p.m. Saturday
and Sunday at the Rodeo
Grounds, Interstate 5, Exit
101.
Rough stock rodeo events
include bareback, saddle
bronc, bull riding and junior
bull riding, team roping,
womens barrel racing, junior
barrel racing and invitational
century muley roping.
Kids events include mutton
bustin, pig scramble. For
entries call Wild West Events
at 541-895-5335.
Tickets are $5 and kids 5
and younger get in for free.
Information: 800-585-3737.
Website: sevenfeathers.com.
RIDDLE
Town welcomes
cyclists with festival
As a stop on the Cycle Ore-
gon route, Riddle is taking the
opportunity to show off with
the Harvest Festival Friday
and Saturday in the City Park
and elsewhere in the South
County hamlet.
On Friday, riders will begin
rolling into town from Powers
beginning at noon.
Schedule of Events:
Friday
Noon to 7 p.m. Food and
vendors, chain saw carving
artists, timber and tractor dis-
plays, local artists and a youth
art show
Noon to 4 p.m. DR John-
son mill tours every half-hour
at the mill on Fifth Street
5 to 7 p.m. Downtown
Wine Walk, souvenir glasses at
Sterling Savings Bank, $5
7 p.m. Arm-wrestling
competition in park, entry fee
$5
9 p.m. Movie in the park,
Sometimes a Great Notion,
bring chair or blanket
Saturday
8:30 a.m. Harvest Festi-
val 5K run-walk, park, cost is
$20
9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Vendors,
timber displays and art
exhibits open at the parks
9 a.m. Farmers Market
on Main Street
10 a.m. Master pumpkin
carving demonstration in park
10:30 a.m. Apple pie
bake-off competition, park
gazebo
12:30 P.M. NFL punt,
pass, kick competition at Rid-
dle High School Football field,
open to children ages 6 to 15
DOUGLAS COUNTY
Casting call for
ballet students
The Umpqua Valley Festival
of Lights is sponsoring the
Eugene Ballet Companys pro-
duction of The Nutcracker
Ballet as a fundraising event
for local charities.
The company is asking for
52 local dancers to take the
childrens parts for the per-
formance Nov. 20 at Jacoby
Auditorium.
Arepresentative of the com-
pany will conduct auditions
from 11:15 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.
Sept. 25 at The Movement
Arts Center, 638 S.E. Rose St.,
Roseburg.
Apre-audition rehearsal will
be held from 2:15 p.m. to 3:45
p.m. Sept. 24 at Chitwood Stu-
dio of Dance, 3782 Hooker
Road, Roseburg.
The Sept. 24 pre-audition
schedule is 2:15 p.m. to 3:45
p.m. for the Waltz of the
Flowers, 3:45 to 5:15 p.m. for
Party Guests and 5:15 to 6:15
for Ladybugs and Beetles.
Audition schedule:
11:15 a.m. to 12 p.m.
Waltz of the Flowers regis-
tration and warm-up for girls
14 and up with 2 years serious
pointe training. Wear toe
shoes. Audition and training
follows at 12 to 1 p.m.
12:30 to 1 p.m. registra-
tion and warm-up for Party
Guests for boys and girls ages
10 to 14 with three years of
ballet. Audition and instruction
are 1 to 2:30 p.m.
2 to 2:30 p.m. Ladybugs
and Beetles registration and
warm-up for children ages 9 to
12 with two years ballet. Audi-
tion and instruction follow
from 2:30 to 3:30 p.m.
3 to 3:30 p.m. Angels
registration and warm-up for
girls 7 to 9 with one year of
ballet.
3:30 to 4 p.m. Baby Mice
registration and warm-up for
children ages 6 to 7 with
beginning dance training.
Audition and instruction are
from 4 to 4:30 p.m.
Some height requirements
apply.
There is a $5 fee for those
selected for the performance.
ROSEBURG
Roseburg choir
starts practicing
Rehearsals for the Roseburg
Concert Chorales 62nd winter
concert began Tuesday.
No auditions are required
and new singers are accepted
through Sept. 27.
Regular rehearsals are held
from 7 to 9 p.m. each Tuesday
at the Faith Lutheran Church,
820 W. Kenwood St., Rose-
burg.
This community choir is a
Umpqua Community College
class and can be taken for
credit. Contact Jason Heald for
UCC information.
Concerts for this choir are in
early December. Choir will
perform Messiah this year
and singers must provide
scores, or purchase them at
rehearsal for $10.
ROSEBURG
UVAC opens five
newshows Friday
The Umpqua Valley Arts
Association welcomes fall
with five new shows that open
with a reception from 5 to 7
p.m. Friday at the Umpqua
Valley Arts Center, 1624 W.
Harvard Ave., Roseburg.
In the Hallie Brown Ford
whats HAPPENING
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Phone: 541-957-4218
Currents editor: Tricia Jones
Phone: 541-957-4216
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Phone: 541-957-4203
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Rehearsals have begun for the Roseburg Concert Chorales winter performance of
Messiah. New singers will be accepted through Sept. 27 to join the community choir
led by Jason Heald, seen here. See details this page.
Please see BRIEFS, page 4
Gallery is the fifth annual
Hundred Valleys show. In
Gallery II is Exhaling on
Paper, which includes 25
pieces from nine poets of the
poetry genre group from An
Association of Writers. In the
Red Gallery is the Best Photo
2011 juried photography show.
In the Corridor and Alcove
galleries is Viewpoints by
the High Desert Art League. In
the Student Gallery is Clay
Place clay.
These shows hang until Oct.
28.
All shows are free and open
to the public. Regular hours
are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesday
through Friday and 10 a.m. to
2 p.m. Saturday.
Website: www.uvarts.com.
WINSTON
HotQua sings for
the Umpqua River
The HotQua String Band
plays its annual Umpqua River
Cleanup Benefit from 7 to 10
p.m. Friday at Carlos Cantina,
101 S.E. Thompson Ave., Win-
ston.
The concert is on the patio,
with room to dance. Admis-
sion is free and all donations
go toward the annual river
cleanup.
The band plays gypsy
swing, Latin hoe-down, blue-
grass and jazz.
ROSEBURG
UACTauditions set
Sunday, Monday
The Umpqua Actors Com-
munity Theatre is holding
open auditions for AChrist-
mas Carol at 6:30 p.m. Sun-
day and Monday at the Betty
Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W.
Harvard Ave., Roseburg.
Script calls for men, women
and children from ages 7 to 70.
Production dates are from
Nov. 17 to Dec. 18.
Melody Schwegel directs
this Christmas classic.
CANYONVILLE
Dinner event helps
SUSFschool arts
The South Umpqua School
Foundation will hold its sixth
annual dinner and auction
fundraiser at 6 p.m. Friday at
Seven Feathers Casino Resort,
146 Chief Miwaleta Lane,
Canyonville.
This years event is called
An Event of Arts and fea-
tures student artwork. Ending
the evening is a Civil War Sing
Off between the a capella
groups Outspoken from Ore-
gon State and Oregons On
The Rocks.
Advanced tickets for the
dinner are $45 at Canyon Mar-
ket, Dels Building Supply,
Umpqua Bank and online at
www.susfoundation.org. Also
at the event are silent, oral
auctions and a gun raffle.
Information: 541-580-1678
or 541-680-1948.
GREEN
Sculpture turns
junk to art
The Junk Sculpture Contest
returns for a second year from
2 to 4 p.m. Saturday at Heart-
wood ReSources, 3495 Old
Highway 99, Green.
This free event challenges
teams with between four and
eight members to create a
sculpture in two hours using
recycled building materials.
Participants can either make
a team or fill an open slot on
an existing team.
In addition to the team con-
test, individuals can create a 3-
foot-by-1-foot-by-1-foot
sculpture from recycled mate-
rials and enter for a chance to
win a $100 first prize.
Submissions are donated to
Heartwood ReSources.
Event features live music,
free pop, popcorn and ice
cream.
ROSEBURG
The Water Coolers
pour on the laughs
Its what you talk about
around the proverbial water
cooler at work, the little irrita-
tions that get under your skin
and niggle away at your day.
The annoyances that we all
share is what New York City-
based comedy singing troupe
The Water Coolers brings to
the stage at 7 p.m. Sept. 22 at
Jacoby Auditorium, Umpqua
Community College, 1140
Umpqua College Road.
These five New York City
comics and singers perform
original music, parodies of
familiar songs and on-point
material about life and work.
The show is the first of the
2011-12 Roseburg Community
Concerts Association series.
Tickets are $25 for adults and
$10 for students.
Website: www.roseburgcom-
munityconcerts.org. contest.
GLIDE
Local author wins
CrossTIME contest
Gary Finkenbinder of Glide
won first place in the
CrossTIME Short Science Fic-
tion Contest for his story, The
Used Bookstore.
His short story will be fea-
tured along with stories of 12
other authors in the
CrossTIME Science Fiction
Anthology, Vol. X.
ROSEBURG
Childrens choir
rehearsal begins
The Umpqua Valley Chil-
drens Choir begins regular
rehearsal schedule at 5 p.m.
Sept. 25 at First Christian
Church, 432 S.E. Kane St.,
Roseburg.
Rehearsal is 5 p.m. each
Sunday at this church.
The group is open to any
children from kindergartners
through fifth-graders.
Barbara Heald is the direc-
tor.
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BRIEFS
CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3
Please see BRIEFS, page 10
Thursday, Sept. 15
MUSIC
INOKE 5 to 8 p.m., Charleys
BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg.
No cover. 541-957-1786.
CRY BABY 9 to midnight, Jersey
Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg.
Blues. $2 cover. 541-672-9131.
THEATER
THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNY-
PACKER 7:30 p.m., Betty Long
Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave.,
Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Community
Theatre opens its 2011-12 season with
this comedy that follows Mr. Penny-
packer, a Philadelphia family man in the
1900s, as his two families learn of each
other, and the hilarity that ensues. The
protagonist is finally ostracized from
both families and has to be voted back
in by family council. Find how what his
solution is to his two-family system.
This production runs Friday through
Sunday to October 9. Tickets are $10
for adults and $5 for children. Tonight
is opening night and tickets buy one
get one free. Tickets are available at
Hanson Jewelers, While Away Books,
My Coffee or at the UACT box office.
541-673-2125.
EVENTS
HARVEST WINE WALK 5 to 8
p.m., downtown Roseburg. Downtown
Roseburg Association businesses open
their doors for wine, appetizers and
music by Irish Creme. 541-673-3352.
Friday, Sept. 16
MUSIC
MOONGLOW 5 to 8 p.m., My
Coffee and Wine Experience, 1700 Gar-
den Valley Road, Suite 100, Roseburg.
Folk. No cover. 541-229-1230.
INOKE 7 to 10 p.m. Chimps
Hangout at Joe Monkey Restaurant,
500 S.E. Cass Ave., Roseburg. Rhythm
and blues, soul, rock and reggae. 541-
679-5444.
HOTQUA STRING BAND 7 to 10
p.m., Carlos Cantina, 101 S.E. Thomp-
son Ave., Winston. Roseburgs HotQua
String Band present its annual Umpqua
River Clean-up Benefit. The concert is
free and all donations go toward the
annual river clean-up. The band plays
gypsy swing, Latin hoe-down, blue-
grass and jazz. 541-679-7077.
THEATER
POW/MIA RECOGNITION CEREMO-
NY 1 p.m., Auditorium, Building 16,
Roseburg Veterans Affairs Medical
Center, 913 N.W. Garden Valley Blvd.
Ceremony recognizing prisoners of war
and soldiers who went missing in
action. Oregon residents who are for-
mer POWs will be in attendance and a
wreath-laying ceremony will be held
during the event to honor POWs and
MIAs yet to return home. 541-440-
1000, ext. 44667.
both families and has to be voted
back in by family council. Find how
what his solution is to his two-family
system. This production runs Friday
through Sunday to October 9. Tickets
are $10 for adults and $5 for children.
Tickets are available at Hanson Jewel-
ers, While Away Books, My Coffee or at
the UACT box office. 541-673-2125.
EVENTS
29TH ANNUAL CONFERENCE ON
EXTRAORDINARY LIVING 8 a.m. to
4 p.m., Umpqua Community College,
1140 Umpqua College Road, Winches-
ter. UCC event offers workshops, pre-
sentations and speakers on health,
wellness, legal matters, leisure and liv-
ing. More than 20 exhibitor tables, two
keynote presentations and 36 work-
shop options are available during the
conference. Cost is $25 and includes
lunch. Advance registration is encour-
aged. www.regonline.com/Extraordi-
nary2011. 541-440-4601.
RIDDLE HARVEST FESTIVAL
Noon to 9 p.m., Riddle. A stop on the
Cycle Oregon, the South County stop
will include food and vendor booths,
timber and tractor displays, a youth art
show, chain saw carving artists. Mill
tours at the DR Johnson mill are every
half-hour from noon to 4 p.m. Down-
town wine walk is from 5 to 7 p.m.
Arm-wrestling competition in the Rid-
dle City Park at 7 p.m. Movie showing
of Sometimes a Great Notion in the
park at 9 p.m. Festival continues Sept.
17. 541-874-2614.
UVAA ARTISTS RECEPTION 5 to
7 p.m., Umpqua Valley Art Center, 1624
W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Umpqua
Valley Artists Association opens new
The Grand
Victorian
Myrtle Creek
October
7,8,9
14,15,16
21,22,23
Fri. & Sat. ~ 7pm
Sundays ~ 5pm
Only $35.00
Per Person
(541) 863-3011
828 N. Old Pacic Hwy
Myrtle Creek, OR
www.grandvictorianmc.com
Tickets Available at:
Te Grand Victorian ~ Myrtle Creek
Hanson Jewelers ~ Roseburg
Harvard Ave Drugs ~ Roseburg
Millsite Mercantile ~ Myrtle Creek
Te Missing Princess
(A Comedy)
Medieval Mystery
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Time: Check in at 8:00 a.m.
Race Starts at 9:00 a.m.
Resource Fair 8:00 - 11:00 a.m.
Location: Stewart Park Half Shell
Roseburg, Oregon
Cost: $20 per person (includes a T-shirt)
Free for those in recovery
Free for kids 15 and under when
accompanied by an adult
Events:
5K FUN Run & Walk
Voices of Recovery Awards
Live Entertainment by Shasta Ray and
the Down Home Band
Live Entertainment by Momo Smitt
Free Resource Fair
Free Hot Dogs
To register or for more information contact Umpqua Partners
www.updrugfree.org 541.672.5905 info@updrugfree.org
Help support UCANs Food Programs and bring a can of food
For every can of food you will be entered into a drawing for a great basket!
Tis is an alcohol, tobacco and drug free event.
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CALENDAR
weekly CALENDAR
THURSDAY, SEPT. 15
FRIDAY, SEPT. 16
News-Review file photo
Many wine vendors will be on hand for the Harvest Wine
Walk downtown tonight. See this page foe details.
Please see CALENDAR, page 6
North: 707 Hess Lane
Roseburg, OR 97470
South: 15332 Old Hwy 99 S
Myrtle Creek, OR 97457
Welcome to
2005 Pinot Noir
2010 Altrusa International Peoples Choice
2007 Reserve Syrah
2011 Newport Seafood & Wine SIP of McMinnville
Silver
2011 Finger Lakes International Wine Competition
Bronze
2011 Sisters Wine & Brew Competition Silver
2011 Spring Beer and Wine Silver
2008 Cabernet Sauvignon
2011 SIP of McMinnville Bronze
2011 Finger Lakes Wine Competition Silver
2011 Sisters Wine & Brew Competition Bronze
2008 Syrah
2011 Newport Seafood and Wine Silver
2011 Altrusa International Peoples Choice
2011 World of Wine Gold
2011 Sunriver Wine Gold
2009 Meritage
2011 Newport Seafood and Wine Silver
2011 Bite of Oregon Gold
2011 Spring Beer & Wine Bronze
2011 Taste of Harry & David Bronze
2009 Cabernet Sauvignon
2009 Chardonnay
2011 Newport Seafood and Wine Gold
2011 SIP of McMinnville Bronze
2011 Finger Lakes International Wine Competition
Silver
2011 Astoria Seafood & Wine Silver
2011 Sisters Wine & Brew Silver
2011 Taste of Harry & David Gold
2009 Gewurztraminer
2011 Wine Press Northwests
Pacic NW Wine of the Week
2011 Riverside International Wine Competition
2009 Merlot
2011 Astoria Crab, Seafood & Wine Silver
2009 Riesling
2011 Finger Lakes Wine Competition Gold
2011 World of Wine Silver
2010 Sauvignon Blanc
Award Winning Wines
Our Gold Medal Winners at the Prestigious Bite of Orgeon
CALENDAR OF EVENTS
September 15
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Cycle Oregon
The community is making big plans for their arrival
September 17th
South Umpqua School Foundation
& Auction
Co
Umpqua Foundation.
exhibits in its galleries. In the Hallie
Brown Ford Gallery is the 5th Annual
Hundred Valleys show. In Gallery II is
Exhaling on Paper includes 25 pieces
from nine poets of the An Association
of Writers poetry genre group. In the
Red Gallery is the Best Photo 2011
juried photography show. In the Corri-
dor and Alcove galleries is Viewpoints
by the High Desert Art League. In the
Student Gallery is Clay Place Clay.
These shows hang until Oct. 28. All
shows are free and open to the public.
Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesday
through Friday and 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.
Saturday. 541-672-2532 or
www.uvarts.com.
Saturday, Sept. 17
MUSIC
IRISH CREME 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.,
Sutherlins Central Park. Roseburgs
Irish folk group perform as part of
Cycle Oregon stop today. 541-672-
4621.
ROSEBURG GERMAN BAND 1 to
3 p.m., Kruse Farms, 532 Melrose
Road, Roseburg. Twelve member group
dedicated to Bavarian Oom-pah music.
541-672-6003.
UMPQUA VALLEY BLUEGRASS
BAND 1:15 to 2:15 p.m., Sutherlins
Central Park. rossjoe@hotmail.com.
ACOUSTIC BLEND 6 to 9 p.m.,
Illahee Restaurant patio, 150 Wild
Thyme Lane, Glide. Acoustic covers of
classic and contemporary rock. 541-
496-3338.
INOKE 7 to 10 p.m. Chimps
Hangout at Joe Monkey Restaurant,
500 S.E. Cass Ave., Roseburg. Rhythm
and blues, soul, rock and reggae. 541-
679-5444.
MILE POST 8 7 to 10 p.m., Zens
Mongolian Grill, 1969 S.E. Stephens
St., Roseburg. Live music in the park-
ing lot. Wine tasting begins at 5 p.m.
541-637-5552.
THEATER
for adults and $5 for children. Tickets
are available at Hanson Jewelers, While
Away Books, My Coffee or at the UACT
box office. 541-673-2125.
EVENTS
BOOK SIGNING 10 a.m. to 2
p.m., Mostly Books, 111 Second Ave.,
Myrtle Creek. Roseburg author Don
Crockett will sign his books. He has
written eight books. 541-378-4945.
RIDDLE HARVEST FESTIVAL
8:30 a.m. to 2 p.m., Riddle. Festival 5K
run-walk in downtown at 8:30 a.m. A
stop on the Cycle Oregon, the South
County stop will include food and ven-
dor booths, timber and tractor displays,
a youth art show, chain saw carving
CALENDAR
SATURDAY, SEPT. 17
Garden Valley Cinema:
1750 N.W. Hughwood Court.
672-7272
For Friday through Sept. 22
STRAW DOGS (NR) rated R. L.A.
screenwriter David Sumner relocates
with his wife to her hometown in the
Deep South. Once there, tensions
begin to build between them and the
locals, putting both husband and wife
in jeopardy. James Marsden, Alexan-
der Skarsgard, Kate Bosworth. NEW
THIS WEEK
DRIVE HHHrated R. A Holly-
wood stuntman who moonlights as a
wheelman finds out that a contract
has been put out on him after a heist
gone wrong. Ryan Gosling, Carey
Mulligan, Bryan Cranston, Albert
Brooks, Christina Hendricks, Ron
Perlman. NEW THIS WEEK
I DONT KNOW HOW SHE DOES
IT (NR) rated PG-13. Kate Reddy
devotes her days to a Boston finan-
cial management firm and her nights
to her downsized architect husband,
Richard, and their two young chil-
dren. Its a nonstop balancing act
made more tenuous when she
receives a new account that requires
frequent trips to New York, followed
by her husband getting the job of his
dreams. Sarah Jessica Parker, Greg
Kinnear, Pierce Brosnan, Christina
Hendricks. NEW THIS WEEK
WARRIOR HH
1
2 rated PG-13.
Tommy, an ex-Marine haunted by a
tragic past, returns to his hometown
and enlists the aid of his recovering
alcoholic father and his former coach
to help him train for the Mixed Martial
Arts tournament. As Tommy blazes a
path toward the title prize, his brother,
Brendan, a former MMA fighter
unable to make ends meet with his
current teaching job, heads back into
the ring himself. Now the two are on
a collision course and are forced to
confront the demons that tore their
family apart years ago, as well as
face each other in the tournament.
Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick
Nolte, Jennifer Morrison.
CONTAGION HHHrated PG-13.
As a fast-moving and lethal airborne
virus spreads through the population,
the worldwide medical community
struggles to find a cure. Meanwhile,
panic spreads through the population
faster than the virus itself and ordi-
nary people struggle to survive as
society unravels around them. Kate
Winslet, Jude Law, Laurence Fish-
burne, Matt Damon, Marion Cotillard,
Gwyneth Paltrow, Elliott Gould.
SHARK NIGHT 3D Hrated PG-
13. A weekend at a lake house in the
Louisiana Gulf turns into a nightmare
for seven vacationers as they are
subjected to fresh-water shark
attacks. Sara Paxton, Katherine
McPhee, Alyssa Diaz, Dustin Milli-
gan, Chris Carmack.
APOLLO 18 HH
1
2 rated PG-13.
Lost footage is unearthed from Apollo
18s covert and undocumented mis-
sion to the moon, revealing disturbing
new evidence of other life forms.
Lloyd Owen, Warren Christie.
THE HELP HHH
1
2 rated PG-
13.This is the story of three very dif-
ferent but extraordinary women in
Mississippi in the 1960s who build an
unlikely friendship around a secret
writing project that breaks societal
rules and puts them all at risk.
Instilled with the courage to cross the
very lines that define them as individ-
uals, they learn that some lines are
meant to be crossed, even if it means
the world around them must change.
Sissy Spacek, Bryce Dallas Howard,
Emma Stone, Viola Davis, Allison
Janney.
COWBOYS AND ALIENS HH
rated PG-13. A stranger with no
memory of his past stumbles into the
desert town of Absolution, Arizona
Territory, in 1873. The only clue as to
his history is a mysterious other-
worldly shackle attached to his wrist.
In a town already living in fear from
normal intimidation and crime, this
lone cowboy must now lead them in
a fight against terror from another
world. Harrison Ford, Daniel Craig,
Olivia Wilde, Sam Rockwell.
Harvard Cinema:
3161 W. Harvard Ave.
673-6604
THE LION KING in 3D HHH
1
2 A
reissue of the classic Disney animat-
ed feature with newly added 3D
effects. Tricked into believing he has
killed his father, a young lion cub,
Simba, flees into exile, abandoning
his position as future king. Jonathan
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Remarkable Mr. Pennypacker at the Betty Long Unruh Theatre in Roseburg. ON THE COVER: Carina Reeves Blanck, from
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DD BIXBY
The News-Review
C
urtains go up on a new season at the Betty
Long Unruh Theatre, breathing life into
Victorian sentiments, scandals and sallies
in The Remarkable Mr. Pennypacker.
The Umpqua Actors Community Theatre pro-
duction of the 1952 Liam OBrien play opens at
7:30 tonight at the Betty Long Unruh Theatre.
Its a case of double the trouble, double the
fun as Mr. Pennypackers two lives collide in
this two-hour play.
Its what Id call a thinking comedy, said
director Ken Ellis.
Mr. Horace Pennypacker III is a free-thinking
man at the turn of the century who believes in
natural selection and evolution, stumps for
womens suffrage and places few restraints or
rules on his large household. Make that two
households, with a total of 17 children.
Mr. Pennypacker, played by Tolley Evans,
manages his fathers pork processing plants and
two families in Philadelphia and Wilmington,
Del.
There are a lot of philosophies poked fun at
and a lot that arent. The play does not preach,
but philosophy is used as a part of the story,
Ellis said. I find it to be a very interesting play.
It holds my attention, and I have to listen to it all
the time.
The unflappable bigamist maintains the ruse
and twin families for 20 years until a series of
events unravels his secret. He flatly refuses to be
ashamed of his lifestyle.
If by bigamist you mean one wife too many,
then I am not, said Evans as Mr. Pennypacker
in a dress rehearsal last week.
Whether he cops to that title or no, the title
characters two families mean a big cast of 19,
11 of which play Pennypacker children. The
young actors range in age from 8 to 18.
At any one time we have 13 people on
stage, Ellis said.
OBrien, a successful Hollywood writer and
producer, died of a heart attack in 1996 in the
DOUBLE-DIPPING DAD
Please see DAD, page 9
Papa Pennypacker
has two families
in new UACT play
arms of his wife, Claudette
OBrien. The widow told The
New York Times her hus-
bands acclaimed Pennypack-
er play was based on a rela-
tive of his who also led a dou-
ble life.
The writer spent four years
writing the play before it
opened on Broadway and
became a hit. 20th Century
Fox made a movie on the play
in 1959.
The play is a staple in ama-
teur theater because of its large
cast, according to The New
York Times.
Ellis said two summers of
Umpqua Community College
musicals featuring many chil-
dren drew out a lot of young
talent that he wanted to bring
to the Harvard Avenue stage.
Its fun to see all the chil-
dren work. Its fun to see all
the talent in this town and to
see how they handle working
on stage and how they make it
become a family and real, he
said.
Ellis said capturing the strict
modesty and decorum of the
time period has been tough for
the youngsters.
One of the things that is
hard for them to identify with
is the emotional values of
1895. Weve spent a lot of
time getting the feel of the
1890s, he said.
Last week costumes were
coming together, so some of
the young actors were still
wearing jeans and T-shirts, one
of which read, Whatever I
did, Im sure I have a good
excuse.
The transformations are
coming, though, as children
trade in their sneakers and
skinny jeans for bloomers and
knickerbockers. Said Ellis: It
changes their whole attitude.
Seventeen-year-old Amanda
McNulty agreed. She plays
Kate, the eldest sibling of the
Wilmington family. Kate has
given up free-thinking to join
the Episcopalian Church.
McNulty was one of the first
to get her costume and last
week traded in her modern
short skirt and knee-high boots
for a floor-length dress that
would hide her feet in most sit-
uations.
My character is very differ-
ent from myself, she said.
Costumes definitely help us
get into character. When you
put on the clothes and dresses,
you really start to become
them.
The Remarkable Mr. Pen-
nypacker plays through Oct.
9.
You can reach reporter DD
Bixby at 957-4218 or by email
at dbixby@nrtoday.com.
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BOOKREVIEW
Dad
If you go...
WHAT: Umpqua Actors Com-
munity Theatre presents The
Remarkable Mr. Pennypacker by
Liam OBrien
WHEN: Opens 7:30 tonight.
Regular production showings are
at 7:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday
and 2 p.m. Sunday through Oct. 9.
WHERE: Betty Long Unruh The-
atre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Rose-
burg
COST: Tickets are $10 for
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BILLDUNCAN
The News-Review
A
s a young boy, Joseph
Springer devoured
books on World War II
history, as did his father, Jack
Springer, himself a World War
II combat veteran. One day
when the elder Springer had
finished reading a book on
naval history, he gave the vol-
ume to his son. The book had a
brief mention about the USS
Franklin being severely dam-
aged in a battle off the coast of
Japan as the war ebbed to an
end.
Joseph Springer never forgot
that passage. As a military his-
torian, he compiled a massive
research project that led him to
write Inferno, the story of
the aircraft carrier named for
Ben Franklin and its underrat-
ed contribution to the war in
the Pacific. His account has an
emphasis on a direct hit of a
massive bomb from an enemy
plane.
The warship was crippled in
that March 1945 attack by a
lone enemy aircraft that
slipped unnoticed from cloud
cover and dropped the bomb.
The Franklin had just launched
its aircraft to attack the ship-
ping industry in Kobe Harbor.
The bomb was a direct hit,
blasting a gaping hole in the
flight deck. It set off an inferno
of exploding ordnance and avi-
ation fuel, killing and wound-
ing more than 1,000 officers
and crewmen.
The ship was afire and list-
ing badly to starboard. It
seemed destined to end its dis-
tinctive naval career on the
bottom of the ocean. But as
Springer discovers in his
meticulous research and inter-
views with the officers and
crew who survived that day,
the ship was saved. The stories
of the heroics told by those
survivors enliven the book,
page after page. Springer puts
the reader in the thick of that
tragic day.
You feel as if you are in the
water with Bob Frank, a flight
deck crewman, looking up as
the crippled carrier, still afire
with ammo exploding. I fig-
ured my chances of a rescue
were getting slimmer by the
Courage and valor proceed full-steam ahead in WWII memoir
Please see INFERNO, page 11
Inferno
The Epic Life and
Death Struggle of the
USS Franklin in World
War II
By Joseph A.
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LOOKINGGLASS
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Nashville singer-songwriter
Mare Wakefield will step
through Lookingglass on her
West Coast concert tour.
Wakefield performs at 7
p.m. Wednesday at the Look-
ingglass Grange, 7426 Look-
ingglass Road, Roseburg.
Wakefield brings a country-
folk sound.
Proceeds from the concert
benefit the granges Words for
Thirds program, which buys
dictionaries for every Look-
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Suggested donation is $9.
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FILMREVIEW
Briefs
CHRISTYLEMIRE
AP Movie Critic
L
ike Clint Eastwoods
Man With No Name,
Ryan Gosling is simply
known as the Driver in
Drive. Actually, hes barely
even known as that, because
the few people he comes into
contact with dont really call
him anything.
Hes a stoic loner who does
exactly what the title suggests.
By day, hes a stunt driver,
flipping cop cars for Holly-
wood productions. By night,
he evades the police as a get-
away driver for armed rob-
beries, as he does in the films
tense, nearly wordless opening
sequence.
No identity, no backstory.
The Driver simply exists,
moving from one job to the
next without making any
pesky emotional attachments.
That he is such a cipher
might seem frustrating, but
Goslings masculine, minimal-
ist approach makes him myste-
riously compelling. Yes,
theres the fact that hes gor-
geous. But he also does so
much with just a subtle glance,
by just holding a moment a
beat or two longer than you
might expect. Hes defined not
so much by who he is, but
rather by what he does how
he responds in an increasingly
dangerous series of confronta-
tions.
His demeanor is the perfect
fit for the overall approach
from Danish director Nicolas
Winding Refn (Bronson);
cool and detached, Drive
feels like an homage to early
Michael Mann. It oozes sleek
80s style, from its hot-pink
titles to its electronic sound-
track to the silk racing jacket
with a scorpion on the back
that the Driver wears every-
where. Its neo-noir vision of
contemporary Los Angeles is
an anonymous sprawl of mini
malls and Chinese food restau-
rants, run-down garages and
cheap apartments, where most
people are bad and the ones
who are good are screwed.
Film critics like to use the
word dystopian at times like
this. Its appropriate.
But then Refn punctuates his
dreamlike, almost hypnotic
pacing with sudden, bloody
blasts of violence. Youre
lulled in by the quiet seami-
ness of it all, and then bam
someone gets a fork in the eye.
Its the kind of brutality thats
so quick, creative and extreme,
itll provoke bursts of nervous
laughter. You couldnt possibly
have seen that, right? Every-
things going to be OK, right?
Even the Driver doesnt
really want any trouble. He
wants to get in, get out and be
on his way. Once trouble finds
him, though, he follows his
own rigid code of honor, as so
many reticent bad-asses are
wont to do.
He gets involved with his
neighbor down the hall, Irene
(Carey Mulligan), a sweet,
beautiful young woman with a
sweet, beautiful young son.
Then the kids father (Oscar
Isaac) gets out of prison, and
the Driver gets dragged into a
scheme to help steal $1 million
from a pawn shop to pay back
his old debts. But Mulligan,
with her effortlessly sweet
presence, seems miscast here;
she simply isnt damaged
enough. Similarly, Christina
Hendricks goes to waste in just
a couple of scenes as a mob
moll who has the misfortune
of going along for the ride on
the big heist.
But then Drive offers
some serious character actors
in big, showy supporting per-
formances, which offers the
same sort of appealing, star-
tling contrast as the films vio-
lent streak. Bryan Cranston
plays a garage owner and
father figure to the Driver;
Ron Perlman is a volatile
gangster who operates out of a
drab pizza parlor; and best of
all is Albert Brooks, function-
ing smoothly against type as a
former movie producer whos
now a player in this shadowy
underworld of cars and cash.
Thinking back, there isnt
really all that much driving in
Drive a couple of chase
scenes here and there, staged
efficiently, thrillingly. Its
more about the questionable
choices that drive people
and, ultimately, the ones that
drive them away.
Drive, a FilmDistrict
release, is rated R for strong,
brutal, bloody violence, lan-
guage and some nudity. Run-
ning time: 100 minutes. Three
stars out of four.
Gosling oozes stoic cool in Drive
Drive
Rated R
HHHof four
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Ryan Gosling, left, and Carey Mulligan are shown in a scene from Drive.
ART GALLERY AT UCC, Whip-
ple Fine Arts Building, Umpqua
Community College, 1140 College
Road, Winchester. National Show-
case of Drawing continues
through Oct. 27. Regular hours are
8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday through
Friday and by appointment. 541-
440-4691.
DOUGLAS COUNTY MUSEUM,
123 Museum Drive, Roseburg
Explore a pioneer covered wagon,
meet live snakes and turtles and
unearth prehistoric fossils in this
museum, where family-friendly
exhibits focus on what makes the
natural and cultural history of the
Umpqua Valley unique. This sum-
mers exhibit is Curios & Curiosi-
ties: Odd Objects From the Muse-
ums Collection, continuing
through Sept. 9. A new exhibit, Dig
into History, features an archeo-
logical site in which people can
uncover clues to Umpqua Valleys
ancient past. Museum hours are 10
a.m. to 5 p.m. daily. Admission is
$5 adults, $4 seniors and free for
children 17 and younger. www.dou-
glasmuseum.com or 541-957-
7007.
ELKTON COMMUNITY EDU-
CATION CENTER, 15850 Highway
38 West, Elkton All art mediums
from Elkton-area artists will be
exhibited through Sept. 30. Artwork
can be viewed from 10 a.m. to 3
p.m. Wednesdays, Thursdays and
Fridays. Free admission. 541-584-
2692.
CLARK STUDIO AND
GALLERY, 130 N.E. Exchange
Ave., Roseburg About 200
pieces from 58 local artists are
regularly shown at the gallery. Now
hanging is paintings by watercolor
artist Bill Mehlhoff. Mehlhoffs work
will hang through Oct. 15. Gallery
is open 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Tuesday
through Saturday. 541-672-2180.
FISHERS FLOWERS AND
FINE ART GALLERY, 638 W. Har-
rison St., Roseburg Award win-
ning pastel artists Lora Block and
Connie Noah will be the featured
artists. The show hangs through
Nov. 14. Also hanging is art by
pastelist Phil Bates, mixed media
artist Jon Leach and acrylic painter
Holly Werner. The gallery is open 9
a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through Fri-
day. 541-672-6621.
THE GALLERY AT MAR-
SHANNE LANDING, 175 Hogan
Road, Oakland. The gallery show-
cases the work of 20 artists, includ-
ing bronzes by Ginger Updegrave,
pastels by Trudy Reynolds, paint-
ings by Jan Barba Horn, alabaster
by David MacFarlane and porce-
lain and raku work by Susan
Roden. Additional work includes
stained glass windows, blown-
glass articles and ornaments,
hand-marbled silk scarves and
evening bags, gemstones and
antique beaded jewelry. Free
admission. Gallery open 11 a.m. to
5 p.m. Wednesday through Sunday
and by appointment. 541-459-
7998.
OAKLAND MUSEUM, 130 Locust
St. This museum is about the
history of the town, including a
general store, doctors office, a
bank, parlor, a train station, a phar-
macy and other rooms typical of an
early Oakland home, with memora-
bilia from the 1860s to mid-1900s.
The museum is open from 12:30 to
3:30 p.m. daily except holidays. No
admission charge, but donations
are appreciated. 541-459-3087.
SUVA GALLERY, 425 S.E. Main
St., Canyonville Gallery regular-
ly showcases works of more than
30 local fine artists, photographers
and craft artisans. Regular gallery
hours are 10 a.m. to 5:30 p.m.
Tuesday through Saturday. 541-
839-4282.
UMPQUA DISCOVERY CEN-
TER, 409 Riverfront Way, Reed-
sport Hours are 10 a.m. to 4
p.m. daily. Admission is $8 per
adult and $4 for children ages 6 to
15. 541-271-4816 or
www.umpquadiscoverycenter.com.
UMPQUA VALLEY ARTS CEN-
TER, 1624 W. Harvard Ave., Rose-
burg Umpqua Valley Artists
Association opens new exhibits in
its galleries. Artists reception for
six new shows is from 5 to 7 p.m.
Friday. In the Hallie Brown Ford
Gallery is the 5th Annual Hundred
Valleys show. In Gallery II is
Exhaling on Paper includes 25
pieces from nine poets of the An
Association of Writers poetry genre
group. In the Red Gallery is the
Best Photo 2011 juried photogra-
phy show. In the Corridor and
Alcove galleries is Viewpoints by
the High Desert Art League. In the
Student Gallery is Clay Place Clay.
These shows hang until Oct. 28. All
shows are free and open to the
public. Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Tuesday through Friday and 10
a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday. 541-672-
2532 or www.uvarts.com.
YE OLDE ART SHOPPE, 106
N.E. Oak St., Myrtle Creek Self-
taught artist Darlene Musgrave of
Myrtle Creek is the featured artist
through Oct. 1. An artists reception
will be held for Musgrave from 10
a.m. to 1 p.m. Sept. 10. Regular
business hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Tuesday through Friday and 10
a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday. 541-863-
6843.
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minute, he says, recalling
watching the Franklin sail off
under her own power.
Left in the water without a
life jacket, he says, There
goes my last hope. But he
eventually finds a piece of a
cork raft blown apart in the
explosion and hangs on to that
until another American war-
ship rescues him.
Springer presents more first-
hand accounts told by seamen,
officers and even the pilots
who were airborne with no
deck on which to land as the
badly listing ship creeps out of
the danger zone. While the
book is about more than this
one disastrous battle, it is the
story of how the remaining
crew on board managed the
arduous journey across the
Pacific for repairs.
As a military historian,
Springer specializes in oral
history. In the last 35 years he
has interviewed thousands of
combat veterans to preserve
the history of World War II.
The stories he captures in
Inferno are typical of that
preserved history, such the one
told by Marine 1st Lt. John
Vandergrift, a pilot trapped on
a catwalk until he leaped over-
board to save himself:
What I saw was unbeliev-
able the explosions were
ripping the Franklin to pieces.
I didnt see how the ship could
possibly survive.
Through the bravery of its
crew, the Franklin did indeed
survive and made its way
across the Pacific, through the
Panama Canal and on to
Brooklyn Naval Yard. Noting
that bravery, President Truman
awarded two Congressional
Medals of Honor, one to Cmdr.
Donald Gary for his heroic
actions to save the ship and to
Father Joseph T. OCallahan,
the Catholic chaplain aboard
who bravely joined firefighters
to extinguish fires in the
ammunition storage.
Bill Duncan can be reached
at bduncan@nrtoday.com or
by writing to P.O. Box 812,
Roseburg, OR 97470.
Inferno
This painting and others by artist Darlene Musgrave are on
display at Ye Old Arte Shoppe through Oct. 1. See this page
for details.
artists from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Farmers
market on Main Street at 9 a.m. A mas-
ter pumpkin carving demonstration in
the park is at 10 a.m. An apple pie
bake-off competition is at 10:30 a.m.
NFL punt, pass, kick competition at
RHS football field for children 6
through 15. 541-874-2614.
BOOK SIGNING 1 to 5 p.m.,
Drain Civic Center, 205 West A St.,
Drain. Drain resident Anna Sheehan
just published her first book, A Long
Long Sleep, a book about a girls jour-
ney into a new future after 62 years of
sleep in a forgotten stasis chamber.
Catered refreshments available.
www.annasheehan.com.
JUNK SCULPTURE CONTEST 2
to 4 p.m., Heartwood ReSources, 3495
Old Highway 99, Green. Free event. The
contest challenges teams with between
four and eight members to create a
sculpture in two hours using recycled
building materials. Participants can
either make a team or fill an open slot
on an existing team. In addition to the
team contest, individuals can create a
sculpture from recycled materials and
enter for a chance to win a $100 first
prize. Live music, free pop, popcorn
and ice cream. 541-673-4909.
FALL CLASSIC RODEO 3:30
p.m., Seven Feathers Casino Resort,
146 Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. Rough
stock rodeo events include bareback,
saddle bronc, bull riding and junior bull
riding, team roping, womens barrel
racing, junior barrel racing and invita-
tional century mule roping. Kids events
include mutton bustin, pig scramble.
For entries call Wild West Events at
541-895-5335. Tickets are $5 and kids
5 and younger get in for free. seven-
feathers.com, 800-585-3737.
SECOND ANNUAL GARDEN PARTY
5 to 8 p.m., Commonwealth Garden
Shoppe, 452 North Main St.,
Canyonville. Shasta Ray and the Down-
home Band performs. Food, wine,
dancing in the garden store. Admission
is $5. Children 12 and younger get in
free. 541-839-6067.
AN EVENING OF ARTS 6 p.m.,
Seven Feathers Casino Resort, 146
Chief Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. The
South Umpqua School Foundation
holds its the sixth annual dinner auc-
tion fundraiser. The event will feature
student artwork and a Civil War sing-off
between the Oregon State and Oregon
a cappella groups. Silent, oral auctions
and gun raffle. Advanced tickets are
$45 at Canyon Market, Dels Building
Supply, Umpqua Bank and online at
www.susfoundation.org. 541-580-
1678.
Sunday, Sept. 18
MUSIC
BLUEGRASS JAM 1 to 5 p.m.,
Evergreen Grange, 5361 Grange Road,
Roseburg. The Oregon Bluegrass Asso-
ciation holds its monthly jam. Come
play or just listen. 541-679-0553.
NOT PENNYS BOAT 1 to 5 p.m.,
Pyrenees Vineyard and Cellars South
Location, 15332 Old Highway 99
South, Myrtle Creek. This is the final
concert for the summer. Free music
every Sunday as part of the winerys
Summer on the Deck series, which
continues through Sept. 21. Food avail-
able for purchase. 541-863-7797.
THEATER
PACKER 2 p.m., Betty Long Unruh
Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Rose-
burg. Umpqua Actors Community The-
atre opens its 2011-12 season with this
comedy that follows Mr. Pennypacker,
a Philadelphia family man in the 1900s,
as his two families learn of each other,
and the hilarity that ensues. The pro-
tagonist is finally ostracized from both
families and has to be voted back in by
family council. Find how what his solu-
tion is to his two-family system. This
production runs Friday through Sunday
to October 9. Tickets are $10 for adults
and $5 for children. Tickets are avail-
able at Hanson Jewelers, While Away
Books, My Coffee or at the UACT box
office. 541-673-2125.
UACT AUDITIONS 6:30 p.m.,
Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W.
Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Umpqua
Actors Community Theatre holds open
auditions for A Christmas Carol today
and Sept. 19. Script calls for men,
women and children from 7 to 70. Pro-
duction dates are from Nov. 17 to Dec.
18. Melody Schwegel directs this
Christmas classic. 541-673-2125.
EVENTS
BIBLE COLLECTION 9:45 a.m. to
10:45 a.m., First Christian Church, 432
Kane St., Roseburg.Vance Culpepper
will show a large portion of his Bible
collection, which includes volumes
from 1637. This is part of the Adult
Sunday School class; all are invited.
541-378-4945.
APPLEGATE HOUSE TOURS 1
p.m. and 5 p.m., 512 Old Applegate
Road, Yoncalla. Tours are scheduled for
the Applegate House every Sunday in
September. Organizers say the house is
the oldest in Oregon that has been con-
tinuously owned by the same family.
Tours are led by Shannon and Susan
Applegate and cost $5 per person or
$10 per family. There is no charge for
admission to the grounds or weekly
music. Todays music is Joe and Kath-
leen Ross performing Music of the
Pioneers. There is also wine tasting.
www.applegatehouse.com. 541-849-
2917.
FALL CLASSIC RODEO 2 p.m.,
Seven Feathers Casino Resort, 146
Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. Rough
stock rodeo events include bareback,
saddle bronc, bull riding and junior bull
riding, team roping, womens barrel
racing, junior barrel racing and invita-
tional century mule roping. Kids events
include mutton bustin, pig scramble.
For entries call Wild West Events at
541-895-5335. Tickets are $5 and kids
5 and younger get in for free. seven-
feathers.com, 800-585-3737.
Monday, Sept. 19
THEATER
PRIME TIME PLAYERS 1:30
p.m., Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614
W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Seniors
with an interest in theater are welcome
to participate in this affiliate of the
Umpqua Actors Community Theatre,
which meets each Monday. No acting
experience is necessary. Memorizing
lines is not required. 541-677-9070.
UACT AUDITIONS 6:30 p.m.,
Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W.
Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Umpqua
Actors Community Theatre holds open
auditions for A Christmas Carol today
and Monday, Sept. 19. Script calls for
men, women and children from 7 to 70.
Production dates are from Nov. 17 to
Dec. 18. Melody Schwegel directs this
Christmas classic. 541-673-2125.
Tuesday, Sept. 20
MUSIC
MOONGLOW HOSTS OPEN MIC
5 to 8 p.m., Charleys BBQ, 812 W. Har-
vard Ave., Roseburg. Open mic jam
session weekly on Tuesdays with Dou-
glas County duo Moonglow. 541-957-
1786.
Wednesday, Sept. 21
MUSIC
STORYVILLE JAZZ BAND 6 to 9
p.m., The Zoo, 2455 N.E. Diamond
Lake Blvd., Roseburg. Dixieland, swing
and dance. No cover. 541-672-4488.
MARE WAKEFIELD 7 p.m.,
Lookingglass Grange, 7426 Looking-
glass Road, Roseburg. Singer-song-
writer brings a country-folk sound.
Proceeds benefit the granges Word for
Thirds, which buys dictionaries for
every Lookingglass third-grader. Sug-
gested donation is $9. Dessert and cof-
fee. 541-580-9120.
Thursday, Sept. 22
MUSIC
DYLAN JAMES 5 to 8 p.m.,
Charleys BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave.,
Roseburg. No cover. 541-957-1786.
THE WATER COOLERS 7 p.m.,
Jacoby Auditorium, 1140 Umpqua Col-
lege Road, Winchester. Roseburg Com-
munity Concerts Association presents
award-winning comedy troupe that
combines songs with sketch comedy.
These five New York City comics and
singers perform original music and
parodies of familiar songs, on-point
material about life and work. Tickets
are $25 for adults and $10 for stu-
dents. www.roseburgcommunitycon-
certs.org. 541-440-5414.
CRY BABY 9 to midnight, Jersey
Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg.
Blues. $2 cover. 541-672-9131.
EVENTS
BOOK SIGNING AND PROGRAM
6:30 p.m., Douglas County Museum,
123 Museum Drive, Roseburg. Grants
Pass author Leta Lovelace Neiderheiser
wrote about her grandfather and his
role in shaping Oregon in Jesse Apple-
gate, A Dialogue with Destiny. 541-
957-7007.
Friday, Sept. 23
MUSIC
HIPNOTES 5 to 8 p.m., My Coffee
and Wine Experience, 1700 Garden Val-
ley Road, Suite 100, Roseburg. Folk.
No cover. 541-229-1230.
NATTY BONE 7 to 10 p.m.
Chimps Hangout at Joe Monkey
Restaurant, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Rose-
burg. Blues. 541-679-5444.
THEATER
box office. 541-673-2125.
EVENTS
ARTISTS RECEPTION 5 to 7
p.m., Seven Feathers Resort Casino,
146 Chief Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville.
Seven Feathers unveils its new Art
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Mare Wakefield plays Sept. 21 at the Lookingglass Grange.
See this page for details.
SUNDAY, SEPT. 18
MONDAY, SEPT. 19
TUESDAY, SEPT. 20
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 21
THURSDAY, SEPT. 22
FRIDAY, SEPT. 23
Gallery with Art in Bloom, featuring
paintings from Douglas County artists
Vinita Pappas and Holly Werner on its
50-foot corridor between the hotel and
casino. Wine reception. 541-839-1312.
Saturday, Sept. 24
MUSIC
THE HIPNOTES 7 to 10 p.m.
Chimps Hangout at Joe Monkey
Restaurant, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Rose-
burg. Best of the 1950s and 60s. 541-
679-5444.
THEATER
box office. 541-673-2125.
DANCE
PRE-AUDITION FOR THE NUT-
CRACKER BALLET 2:15 p.m. to
6:15 p.m., Chitwood Studio of Dance,
3782 Hooker Road, Roseburg. Susan
Chitwood will offer a pre-audition
rehearsal schedule for the The Nut-
cracker Ballet. From 2:15 to 3:45 p.m.
is the Waltz of the Flowers, 3:45 to 5:15
p.m. is Party Guests and 5:15 to 6:15
p.m. is the Lady bugs/beetle. The bal-
let, a fundraiser for local charities, will
include 52 local dancers. 541-673-
5792.
EVENTS
BOOK SIGNING 11:30 a.m. to
1:30 p.m., Diannes Coffee Shop, 1869
N.E. Diamond Lake Blvd., Roseburg.
Roseburg author Ross Adams will sign
copies of his childrens book, A Bran-
donburg Christmas. 888-361-9473.
Sunday, Sept. 25
MUSIC
CHILDRENS CHOIR REHEARSALS
5 p.m., First Christian Church, 432
S.E. Kane St., Roseburg. The Umpqua
Valley Childrens Choir begins regular
rehearsal schedule today. Rehearsal is
5 p.m. each Sunday at First Christian
Church, 432 S.E. Kane St., Roseburg.
The group is open to any children from
kindergarten through fifth grade. Bar-
bara Heald is the director. 541-677-
0970.
THEATER
PACKER 2 p.m., Betty Long Unruh
Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Rose-
burg. Umpqua Actors Community The-
atre opens its 2011-12 season with this
comedy that follows Mr. Pennypacker,
a Philadelphia family man in the 1900s,
as his two families learn of each other,
and the hilarity that ensues. The pro-
tagonist is finally ostracized from both
families and has to be voted back in by
family council. Find how what his solu-
tion is to his two-family system. This
production runs Friday through Sunday
to October 9. Tickets are $10 for adults
and $5 for children. Tickets are avail-
able at Hanson Jewelers, While Away
Books, My Coffee or at the UACT box
office. 541-673-2125.
DANCE
AUDITIONS FOR THE NUTCRACK-
ER BALLET 11:15 a.m. to 4:30
p.m., The Movement Arts Center, 638
S.E. Rose St., Roseburg. Local dance
students are welcome to audition for
The Nutcracker Ballet to be performed
with the Eugene Ballet Company on
Nov. 20. Todays audition schedule
includes: Waltz of the Flowers regis-
tration and warm-up at 11:15 a.m. to
12 p.m. and audition and instruction
from 12 to 1 p.m.; Party Guests reg-
istration from 12:30 to 1 p.m. registra-
tion and warm-up, audition and
instruction from 1 to 2:30 p.m.; Lady-
bugs and Beetles registration from 2
to 2:30 p.m. and audition and instruc-
tion from 2:30 to 3:30 p.m.; Angels
registration and warm-up from 3 to
3:30 p.m. and audition and instruction
from 3:30 to 4 p.m.; Baby Mice regis-
tration from 3:30 to 4 p.m. and audition
and instruction from 4 to 4:30 p.m. $5
fee for those selected for the perform-
ance. 541-673-5792.
EVENTS
APPLEGATE HOUSE TOURS 1
p.m. and 5 p.m., 512 Old Applegate
Road, Yoncalla. Tours are scheduled for
the Applegate House every Sunday in
September. Organizers say the house is
the oldest in Oregon that has been con-
tinuously owned by the same family.
Tours are led by Shannon and Susan
Applegate and cost $5 per person or
$10 per family. There is no charge for
admission to the grounds or weekly
music. Todays music is folk music
scholar Linda Danielson playing fiddle
music. There is also wine tasting.
www.applegatehouse.com. 541-849-
2917.
OUTSIDE DOUGLAS COUNTY
All bingo games listed below are
open to the public. Bingo is played
every week except where otherwise
noted. Please call ahead if the date is
near a holiday.
FRIDAY
WINSTON-DILLARD SENIORS,
WINSTON COMMUNITY CENTER, 440
Grape Ave. 1 p.m. 541-679-9244 or
541-679-9715.
EAGLES AUXILIARY NO. 3508, 116
E. Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open at
4 p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m.
Soft-back bingo, progressive blackout
and surprise games. Proceeds go to
charity. 541-459-9154.
ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621
W. Madrone St. Every Friday. Doors
open at 6 p.m., bingo at 7 p.m. Age 18
and older. Smoke-free. All paper
games. Progressive blackout. 541-672-
5627.
GLIDE COMMUNITY CLUB, Glide
Community Center, Highway 138.
Doors open at 6:30 p.m. First game, 7
p.m. 50 cents per card per game. 541-
496-3398.
SATURDAY
SUTHERLIN SENIOR CENTER, 202
E. Central Ave., 7 to 9:30 p.m. Building
fund bingo. Sponsored by Sutherlin
Seniors Inc. Paper only. $10 or $15.
541-459-3247 or 541-643-6488.
TENMILE COMMUNITY CENTER
7 to 9 p.m., 2119 Tenmile Valley Road,
Tenmile. Last Saturday of every month.
Cost is 25 cents a card per game.
Refreshments served. 541-679-5397.
SUNDAY
LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER,
460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport, senior
bingo, 1 p.m. 541-271-4884.
MONDAY
W. Madrone St. 1 to 3 p.m. Penny
bingo. Seniors 50 and older only. 541-
679-9602.
WINSTON VFW 1 and 7 p.m.,
VFW Post 9745, 570 Douglas Ave.,
Winston. Members and public wel-
come. 541-679-4090.
TUESDAY
SENIOR BINGO AT ARBYS, Rose-
burg, 9:30 a.m. Free. 541-672-1325.
ROSEBURG ELKS LODGE, 749 S.E.
Jackson St., 6 p.m. early bird and 6:30
p.m. regular bingo. Proceeds from
event go to Elks charities and other
community functions. 541-672-4455.
WEDNESDAY
SENIOR BINGO AT ARBYS, Rose-
burg, 9:30 a.m. Prizes, samples,
coupons. 541-784-9422.
LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER,
460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport.
Senior bingo, 1 p.m. 541-271-4884.
W. Madrone St. Second, fourth and
fifth Wednesdays, 1 p.m. Open to pub-
lic ages 50 and older. 541-957-1461.
CAMAS VALLEY GRANGE NO. 521,
East Camas Road, 1 p.m., fourth
Wednesdays following senior lunch.
Proceeds benefit the Camas Valley
School Scholarship in honor of the late
Hank Schmidt. 541-445-2802.
EAGLES AERIE NO. 3508, 116 E.
Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open, 4
p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m.
Soft-back bingo, numbers stay at 57,
progressive blackout raises $10 per
week, and surprise games. Proceeds
go to charity. 541-459-9154.
MYRTLE CREEK ELKS LODGE NO.
1943, 106 E. Main St. 6:30 p.m. 541-
863-1943.
W. Madrone St. Second, fourth and
fifth Wednesdays, 1 p.m. Open to pub-
lic ages 50 and older. 541-957-1461.
CAMAS VALLEY GRANGE NO. 521,
East Camas Road, 1 p.m., fourth
Wednesdays following senior lunch.
Proceeds benefit the Camas Valley
School Scholarship in honor of the late
Hank Schmidt. 541-445-2802.
EAGLES AERIE NO. 3508, 116 E.
Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open, 4
p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m.
Soft-back bingo, numbers stay at 57,
progressive blackout raises $10 per
week, and surprise games. Proceeds
go to charity. 541-459-9154.
MYRTLE CREEK ELKS LODGE NO.
1943, 106 E. Main St. 6:30 p.m.
541-863-1943.
DANCES
FRIDAY
CYCLONE 2.0: TEEN DANCE
Every Friday, 7 to 11:30 p.m., Rose-
burg Armory, 111 N.W. General Ave.,
Roseburg. Nonprofit dance club offers
teens and young adults a place to
dance and hang out under the supervi-
sion of adults. $5 cover. Food and
drinks sold. 541-784-8488.
SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH COUNTRY
DANCING Every Friday, 7 p.m., Dou-
glas County Celtic Dancers, Roseburg
VA Medical Center, 913 N.W. Garden
Valley Blvd., Auditorium, Building 16.
Free admission. No experience or part-
ners necessary. Dances are taught.
541-672-5115.
ROSEBURG INTERNATIONAL FOLK
DANCERS Second and fourth Fri-
days, 8 to 10 p.m. Roseburg VA Med-
ical Center, 913 N.W. Garden Valley
Blvd., Auditorium, Building 16. Free
admission. No experience or partners
necessary. Dances are taught. 541-
672-0030 or 541-673-3001.
PIONEERS N PETTICOATS
SQUARE DANCE CLUB Second Fri-
days, mainstream level square dance
from 8 to 10:30 p.m., at the Myrtle
Creek Community Center, 425 N.W.
Second Ave., Myrtle Creek. Pre-rounds
begin at 7:30 p.m. All dancers wel-
come. Claude Butler, cuer. 541-874-
3661.
SATURDAY
BUCKEROO SQUARE DANCE CLUB
First and third Saturdays, main-
stream level square dance at the
Buckeroo Barn, 5051 N.E. Stephens
St., Roseburg, intermediate rounds, 7
p.m.; pre-rounds, 7:30; squares with
every third tip plus, 8 to 10:30 p.m. All
dancers welcome. Dale Roberson or
Don Marshall, caller and Pat Hintz or
Neil Koozer, cuer. Bring finger foods to
share. $5 per person. 541-672-0964 or
541-672-9780.
RETIRED RHYTHM ROUNDERS
Second Saturdays, 1 to 4 p.m., Suther-
lin Comstock Grange, 851 S. Com-
stock. A variety of music for your lis-
tening and dancing enjoyment. Coffee
and cookies. No charge. 541-459-
1863.
Open 24 Hours
Every Friday
Prime Rib
Every Sunday
Eggs Benedict
Home style
pot roast
125 Ponderosa Dr. Sutherlin 541-459-2632
Steak & Eggs
any time
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starting 9-16
Buy one meal & get
the second meal
of equal or lesser
value at
1/2 Price
Must present coupon when ordering. Not valid
with any other offer. One coupon per check.
Good thru 10/16/11. Not valid on
holidays or on Banner specials. No
large groups or organizations.
Buy one meal & get the
second meal
of equal or lesser value at
1/2 Price
Must present coupon when ordering. Not valid with any other offer. One
coupon per check. Good thru 10/16/11. Not valid on holidays
or on Banner specials. No large groups or organizations.
Reg. Sen.
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Senior & Childrens
Menu Available
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SATURDAY, SEPT. 24
SUNDAY, SEPT. 25
BINGO
DANCE
OREGON OLD TIME FIDDLERS DIS-
TRICT #10 Second Saturdays, 1 to 4
p.m. VFW Hall Post 2468, 1127 Walnut
St., Roseburg. Jam, dancing and vari-
ety show. Public invited, no charge.
Donations accepted. 541-672-6929.
COUNTRY MUSIC EXPRESS Sec-
ond Saturdays, 1 p.m. to 4 p.m., Sutherlin
Senior Center, 202 E. Central Ave., Suther-
lin. Senior dance. Coffee is free. Dona-
tions accepted. 541-672-3160.
DANCE CLASSES
MONDAY
BELLY DANCE CLASS 6:30 p.m.,
Mystical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave.,
Sutherlin. All levels welcome. $25
monthly or $8 per class. 541-459-
7745.
TUESDAY
LINE DANCE CLASS 1 p.m. every
Tuesday. Lower Umpqua Senior Center,
460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport. 541-
271-4884.
BELLY DANCE CLASS 7 p.m.,
Mystical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave.,
Sutherlin. Beginners only. $25 monthly
or $8 per class. 541-459-7745.
WEDNESDAY
COUNTRY SWING LESSONS 7 to
9 p.m. every Wednesday, The Double R
Dance Hall and Saloon, 4550 Old High-
way 99, Roseburg. Free lessons with
instructors Michael and Sylvia Paramo.
Call if you need a dance partner. 541-
680-3623. THURSDAY
LINE DANCE LESSONS 7 to 9
p.m. every Thursday, The Double R
Dance Hall and Saloon, 4550 Old High-
way 99, Roseburg. Free lessons with
instructors Michael Paramo. Dance to
blues, hip-hop, country and soul. 541-
680-3623.
FRIDAY
LINE DANCE LESSONS 7 to 9
p.m. every Friday, The Double R Dance
Hall and Saloon, 4550 Old Highway 99,
Roseburg. Free lessons with instructor
Debbie Phillips. 541-679-9166.
CALL FOR SCHEDULE
SECONDHAND SQUARE 594
Canyonville/Riddle Road, Canyonville.
To encourage square dancing, a selec-
tion of used square dancing clothes
and accessories for men, women and
children are free for new dancers (two
years or less). Square dance clothing
donations accepted. 541-839-8570,
541-643-5733 or 541-680-5321.
RSVP to: 541-863-7797 or
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THROUGH SEPTEMEBER
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FREE MOVIES in the PARK - Tuesdays and Fridays
Pioneer Park, at dusk weather permitting. For Movie Information call
541.839.4105 or 541.839.4232.
FALL CLASSIC RODEO - Sept. 17th & 18th
October
FREE MOVIES in the PARK - Tuesdays and Fridays
Pioneer Park, at dusk weather permitting. For Movie Information call
541.839.4105 or 541.839.4232.
PUMPKIN & MUSIC FESTIVAL + CAR SHOW - Oct. 8th (2nd Saturday)
BUNCO BONANZA - Columbus Day, Oct. 10th
El Paraiso restaurant in Canyonville.
HAUNTED HOUSE - date TBA
December
CANYONVILLE CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING - 1st Friday
November
VETERANS REMEMBRANCE - Nov. 11th
All events subject to change or cancellation without prior notice.
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BURBANK, Calif. (AP)
The stars of CBS Two and a
Half Men are scrutinizing a
publicity photo depicting them
as a tuxedo-clad trio sharing a
vintage microphone.
Ashton Kutcher is in the cen-
ter of the shot, flanked by Jon
Cryer and Angus T. Jones on
the other. Charlie Sheen, of
course, is out of the picture.
Its nice, offered Cryer,
adding a query to Jones: But
thats not your hand, is it? I
believe they had too big a black
spot there and they photo-
shopped in a hand.
Thats not my head, is it?
said Kutcher.
Oh, those kidders. But the
silliness carries a message: The
three actors are a comfortable
fit with each other and for the
revamped Two and a Half
Men, which returns Sept. 19 at
9 p.m. EDT for its ninth season,
minus the fired Sheen.
Executive producer Chuck
Lorre and the Warner Bros. stu-
dio clashed bitterly with their
erratic, hard-partying star before
dumping him last March and
cutting the season short. The
task now is to salvage what has
reigned as TVs top-rated come-
dy.
Kutcher, who carries the
weight of replacing Sheen as
newly introduced character
Walden Schmidt, diligently
ticks off reasons the sitcom can
remain a hit.
The series has momentum.
It has fans that are built in, he
said. I think the great thing the
writers have done is they
havent lost the sensibility of
the show. ... Its going to offend
people just as much as every
episode has offended people.
Two and a Half Men
accomplished that by trafficking
in sexual jokes and innuendo as
it detailed the antics of fast-liv-
ing womanizing cad Charlie
Harper (Sheen). More fodder
came from his roommates,
Charlies neurotic, divorced
brother Alan (Cryer) and young
nephew Jake (Jones).
The shake-up has given the
show the chance to push the
envelope in a new direction:
laughing in the face of death,
with Sheens character jetti-
soned in a fatal accident. Kutch-
er fills the vacuum playing an
Internet genius who is wealthy
but unlucky in love and who
moves in with Alan and Jake,
creating a new buddy triangle.
Judy Greer plays the heartbro-
ken Walters ex.
Producers have been trying,
sometimes unsuccessfully, to
keep details of the reconstituted
show under wraps. Kutcher,
who sports a beard in the role,
plays it coy when asked about
the facial hair.
You got to ask the writers.
Were not allowed to talk about
the beard, he says, then relents.
I was being really lazy when I
met Chuck and he said, I like
the beard. Keep the beard.
Cryer learned about Charlie
Harpers demise in an operation
worthy of the CIA.
There was tremendous secu-
rity during the whole thing and,
in fact, no scripts were sent out.
You were brought to Warner
(Warner Bros. Television),
taken into a room with the
scripts, left there for half-an-
hour by yourself and then you
had to leave the script in the
room and walk out, he
recounted.
Cryer and his co-stars, who
have taken a break from pro-
duction for a joint interview at
the studio, say that its all
smooth sailing now.
Weve definitely found our
dynamic, Kutcher said. Cryer
agreed, lauding the shows writ-
ers and his new co-star.
That came remarkably
quick. I think we got a lot of
great stuff in the first episode,
he said. The writers got hold of
a good dynamic, plus he
(Kutcher) changed it in a way
that works better than the writ-
ers had originally imagined.
Curiosity about how Harpers
death is approached and Kutch-
ers introduction could turn the
season debut into event televi-
sion, the sort of program that
produces buzz and healthy rat-
ings, said analyst Bill Carroll of
ad buyer Katz Media.
Ultimately, he suggested, the
changes could reinvigorate the
long-running comedy and
extend its lifezz
They have a formula. They
stay with the formula, Carroll
said, which will keep longtime
fans watching. The addition of
Kutcher, who has cultivated a
following with his work on TV
( That 70s Show, Punkd),
movies (No Strings Attached,
Valentines Day) and avid use
of Twitter, will bring new view-
ers.
Two and a Half Men back with new cast, new equation
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THE TV
LOOKOUT
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rime-time viewership
numbers compiled by
Nielsen for Sept. 5-11.
Listings include the weeks
ranking and viewership.
1. NFL Football: New
Orleans at Green Bay, NBC,
27.17 million.
2. NFL Football: Dallas at
N.Y. Jets, NBC, 25.77 million.
3. NFL Thursday Pre-Kick,
NBC, 23.24 million.
4. Sunday Night NFL Pre-
Kick, NBC, 20.28 million.
5. Football Night in America,
Part Three, NBC, 14.92 mil-
lion.
6. NFL Kickoff 2011, NBC,
14.65 million.
7. Americas Got Talent
(Wednesday), NBC, 12.36 mil-
lion.
8. 9/11: 10 Years Later,
CBS, 12.34 million.
9. Americas Got Talent
(Tuesday), NBC, 11.85 million.
10. NCIS, CBS, 9.51 mil-
lion.
11. NCIS: Los Angeles,
CBS, 8.99 million.
12. The O.T., Fox, 8.6 mil-
lion.
13. 60 Minutes, CBS, 8.13
million.
14. Big Brother 13
(Wednesday), CBS, 7.79 mil-
lion.
15. NCIS: Los Angeles
(Tuesday, 10 p.m.), CBS, 7.03
million.
16. Big Brother 13 (Thurs-
day), CBS, 6.65 million.
17. Dateline NBC (Friday),
NBC, 6.52 million.
18. The Big Bang Theory,
CBS, 6.42 million.
19. Football Night in Ameri-
ca, Part Two, NBC, 6.38 mil-
lion.
20. Criminal Minds, CBS,
6.3 million.
Associated Press
Q: The Ed Sullivan Show
was a family tradition. In 1961
(I remember because I was a
high school senior), a group
called the Clancy Brothers, with
their white sweaters, was on the
show. This was my first expo-
sure to Irish music, and its been
a love affair ever since. Were
they really brothers? How old
were they?
C.L.M., Harrisonburg, Va.
A: The oldest of the three
brothers was Paddy, who was
born in 1922. Tom followed in
1924, and the youngest, Liam,
was born in 1935. Also singing
with the group was Tommy
Makem, born in 1932. All four
have since passed on.
You mentioned their white
sweaters. Back in Ireland,
Mother Clancy heard of the
cold New York City winters and
sent her sons and Makem white
Aran sweaters bought from a
store in their hometown of Car-
rick, Ireland. Their manager
liked the look and it quickly
became their trademark. Extra
trivia: The show you watched
aired on March 12, 1961.
DID YOU KNOW? Former
Playboy model Pamela Ander-
son played Lisa, the Tool Time
Girl, on the TVsitcom Home
Improvement from 1991 to
1993.
Q: At a yard sale I bought a
copy of Dickenss Dictionary of
London. Is this the famous
Dickens? What is the book
worth?
M.R., Youngstown, Ohio
A: The book was written in
1879 by Charles Dickens Jr., the
first child of novelist Charles
Dickens. Early in his adult life,
Dickens Jr. was involved in
several failed business ven-
tures. He finally became the
editor of his fathers magazine,
All the Year Round. Along
with the book you recently
acquired, he also wrote Dick-
enss Dictionary of the
Thames.
As for value, I dont get
involved in precisely pricing
items. If your book is one of
the current reprints, its worth a
few dollars. However, if its an
original, that could be a differ-
ent story, as they say. You will
need to find a used-book dealer
to authenticate your find.
Mr. Know-It-All
Sweaters were trademark of singing Irishmen
FRIDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 16
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News The Bold and
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The Talk Kathy Grifn; Jordin Sparks.
(N)
Lets Make a Deal (N) Dr. Phil Trading companionship for
money. (N)
The Dr. Oz Show Steven Soderbergh
(Contagion). (N)
News (N) CBS Evening
News/Pelley
News (N)
4.2/This TV
KPIC
292
(11:00) Eddie and the Cruisers
II: Eddie Lives!
Alices Restaurant (1969) Arlo Guthrie. Young friends share com-
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Gas-s-s-s (1970) Robert Corff, Elaine Giftos. Survivors roam after
nerve gas kills everyone over 25.
Stargate: Continuum (2008, Science Fiction) Ben
Browder, Michael Shanks.
5/NBC
KOBI
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The Dr. Oz Show Using hypnosis to
lose weight.
Days of our Lives A provocative
tango. (N)
Paid Program Moms getting
slim
The Doctors Jillians Wake Up Call,
Part 1 (N)
The Dr. Oz Show Steven Soderbergh
(Contagion). (N)
News (N) NBC Nightly
News (N)
News (N)
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(11:30) Charlie
Rose
Barney &
Friends
Clifford the Big
Red Dog
Sid the Science
Kid
Bob the Builder
Cat in the Hat

Knows a Lot
WordWorld
(DVS)
Wild Kratts Baby
elephant.
Arthur (EI)
(DVS)
WordGirl
(DVS)
Biz Kid$ Fetch! With Ruff
Ruffman
Nightly Busi-
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9/ABC
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All My Children Kendall gets a
surprise from Zach. (N)
One Life to Live Jack wants justice;
an arrest is made. (N)
General Hospital Sams wedding
dress comes in. (N)
Judge Joe
Brown (N)
Judge Joe
Brown (N)
Judge Judy (N)

Judge Judy (N)

News (N) ABC World
News
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25/MYTV
KEVU
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The Peoples Court A Paternity Test
Shocker! (N)
Divorce Court
(N)
Judge Alex (N)

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Law & Order: Special Victims
Unit Goliath
TMZ (N) Access Hol-
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Anderson Lisa Vanderpump, Kyle
Richards. (N)
The 700 Club
30/IND 21
Action 4 Life ASI Video
Magazine
3ABN Today Tiny Tots for
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33/FOX
KLSR
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Christine
Friends Paid Program Frasier Dinner
Party
According to
Jim
Everybody
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Friends How I Met Your
Mother
The Ofce Family Guy King of the Hill

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tango. (N)
Swift Justice:
Jackie Glass
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Jackie Glass
The Doctors Jillians Wake Up Call,
Part 1 (N)
The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N)

KMTR News-
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News NBC Nightly
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Workshop
Rachels Favor-
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Charlie Rose (N) Barney &
Friends
Bob the Builder
Cat in the Hat

Knows a Lot
Arthur (EI)
(DVS)
WordGirl
(DVS)
Wild Kratts Baby
elephant.
The Electric
Company
Fetch! With Ruff
Ruffman
Wonders of the
West
A&E 24 23
Criminal Minds The team tracks an
arsonist.
Criminal Minds A serial bomber
terrorizes Seattle.
Dog the Bounty Hunter Girl
Trouble
CSI: Miami A man is found stabbed in
a hotel room.
The Sopranos Tony and Paulie head
south.
Criminal Minds Jones A serial
killer resumes.
Criminal Minds
ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules 8 Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show Happy Happy Happy
AMC 68 24
(:15) Patch Adams (1999, Comedy-Drama) Robin Williams, Daniel London. A doctor
truly believes that laughter is the best medicine.
(:45) Intolerable Cruelty (2003) George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones. Premiere. A
successful attorney matches wits with a gold digger.
A League of Their Own (1992, Comedy-
Drama) Tom Hanks, Geena Davis.
ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Houston K-9 Cops Fleeing car. Tanked Tanked Tanked
BRAVO 62 46 Real Housewives Watch What Happens: Live Most Eligible Dallas TBA TBA Tabathas Salon Takeover Tabathas Salon Takeover Salon
CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) Closing Bell-Bartiromo Option Action Money in Mot. Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) How I, Millions How I, Millions 60 Minutes on
CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Piers Morgan
COM 64 98 Original Kings Entourage Daily Show Colbert Report (1:59) Disaster Movie (2008, Comedy) Matt Lanter. Com. Central (:21) Futurama South Park (:22) Tosh.0 (5:53) Scrubs
CW 12 14 TBA Cops TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show The Tyra Show Dont Forget Dont Forget 70s Show 70s Show Til Death
DISC 34 30
Biker Build-Off Westbury vs. Fuller
Brian Fuller competes.
American Chopper Bike for Make-
A-Wish Foundation.
American Chopper Gillette Bike 1
Gillette Co.
American Chopper Finishing
touches on the Gillette bike.
American Chopper Peavey 1
Guitar-themed chopper.
Sons of Guns Mag 58 weapons
system with a swivel arm.
Sons of Guns

DISN 37 21
Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse
Beauty and the Beast (1991) Voices of Paige
OHara, Robby Benson.
Phineas and
Ferb
Phineas and
Ferb
Fish Hooks The Suite Life
on Deck
Wizards of
Waverly Place
Wizards of
Waverly Place
Phineas and
Ferb
Spy Kids (2001) Antonio
Banderas.
E! 57 25 E! News Over Her Dead Body (2008) Eva Longoria Parker. Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe
ESPN 28 31
Outside/Lines
First Report
College Foot-
ball Live (N)
NFL Live (N) (Live) Around the
Horn (N)
Pardon the
Interruption (N)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) College Foot-
ball Live (N)
College Football Boise State at Toledo. (N) (Live)
ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) (Live) NFL 32 (N) (Live) NFL Kickoff (N) (Live) College Football Iowa State at Connecticut.
FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The OReilly Factor (N) Hannity (N)
FOOD 72 50 Home Cooking Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada Contessa Home Cooking Iron Chef Am.
FX 31 45 Black Hawk Down (2001, War) Josh Hartnett, Ewan McGregor, Tom Sizemore. How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men
FXM 44
(11:00) Emperor of the
North (1973)
The Incident (1967, Drama) Tony Musante. Teens terrorize passengers
in a New York City subway car.
The Star Chamber (1983, Drama) Michael Douglas. A secret panel
of judges dispenses vigilante justice.
The Verdict (1982, Drama) Paul Newman,
Charlotte Rampling.
HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Intl Condential Design Chall Antonio Antonio Antonio Antonio Antonio Antonio Antonio Antonio My First Place
HIST 41 34 Modern Marvels How the Earth Was Made Modern Marvels Water. Rogue Waves Megaquake 10.0 The outcome of a 10.0 megaquake. Marvels
HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons The Journal The Waltons The Waltons The Violated Little House
ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program TriVita Paid Program Ghost Whisperer Implosion Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Witht a Trace
LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Greys Anatomy Medical Medical Cold Case Files Cold Case Files Mysteries
MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow
MTV 26 17 (11:30) Big Fat Liar (2002, Comedy) Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore The Substitute 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show
NAT GEO 73 Dog Whisperer Jurassic C.S.I. In the Flesh 4REAL 4REAL Unlikely Animal Friends Dog Whisperer Jurassic C.S.I. (N) 4REAL (N)
NICK 71 39 Max & Ruby Max & Ruby SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Fanboy-Chum The Penguins SpongeBob iCarly Bucket SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob
OXY 61 Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Ghost (1990, Fantasy) Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore.
ROOT 38 99
Womens College Volleyball Utah at Colorado. (Taped) The Dan Patrick Show (N) World Poker Tour: Season 9 College Foot-
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Pro Football
Weekly (N)
LOKAR Car
Show
Motorhead
Garage TV
Mariners All
Access
SPEED 58 53 My Ride Rules NASCAR Racing NASCAR Racing NASCAR Racing NCWTS Setup NASCAR Racing
SPIKE 69 38 (11:52) Gangland (12:59) Gangland (:05) Gangland Wild Boyz (:13) Gangland Gangster City Chicago. (:20) Gangland Crip or Die (:28) Gangland
SYFY 43 40 Merlin Lancelot Merlin Merlin The Gates of Avalon Merlin Paranormal Witness Paranormal Witness House on Hill
TBS 33 10
House of Payne Meet the
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American
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My Name Is
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Everybody-
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Everybody-
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According to
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Everybody-
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Friends Friends Joeys
likable date.
Friends Relation-
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Friends The King of
Queens
TCM 51 26
(11:45) Sex and the Single Girl (1964,
Comedy) Tony Curtis, Natalie Wood.
(:45) Harper (1966, Mystery) Paul Newman, Lauren Bacall, Shelley Winters. A detective
uncovers murder in a search for a missing man.
Private Screenings: Lauren
Bacall
Carry on Sergeant (1960, Comedy) William
Hartnell, Bob Monkhouse. Premiere.
TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear Wanda A Baby Story A Baby Story Babys First Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear Tara Say Yes Say Yes Ultimate Cake Off LA Ink
TNT 36 42 Las Vegas Las Vegas Ed is kidnapped. Cold Case Lonely Hearts The Closer Flashpoint Law & Order Blaze Law & Order Hot Pursuit Law & Order
TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Gareld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show Star Wars Batman: Brave
TRVL 59 48 Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Fun Food Factories 2 Bourdain: No Reservations Weird Travels
TVLND 53 28 All in Family (:37) Bonanza (:45) Bonanza The Clarion (2:53) Bonanza Bonanza The Running Man Jeffersons (:42) Sanford & Son
USA 45 15
Unit Wanderlust
Unit Stalked
Unit Stocks & Bondage
Unit Bad Blood
NCIS Iced The body of a missing
Marine is found.
NCIS The Voyeurs Web Bored
housewives.
NCIS Hometown
Hero
VS. 47 422 Wild Skies Expedition Whitetail Hunting TV Winchester North-Alaska NBC Sports Talk (N) Game On! Dangerous Elk Fever Buck Stops Gun It
WE 185 120 (11:00) The Cutting Edge Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Charmed Charmed Frasier Frasier Frasier
WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Cheers Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met
ENC 642 710
(10:50) 8 Mile (2002,
Drama) Eminem.
(12:50) Supernova (2000, Science Fiction) James
Spader, Angela Bassett.
The War of the Roses (1989) Michael Douglas. An attorney recalls
a once-happy couples bitter divorce.
The Last Song (2010) Miley Cyrus, Greg Kinnear. A man tries to recon-
nect with his estranged daughter.
HBO 500 600
Face Off, Max Catsh (2010) A man documents his brothers
meeting with an online friend.
Jonah Hex (2010) Josh Brolin. A supernatural
gunslinger faces an old enemy.
(:45) Somethings Gotta Give (2003) Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton. A music exec falls
for the mother of his young girlfriend.
Hard Knocks
SHO 600 660
(11:05) Looking for Eric
(2009) iTV.
(:05) Push (2009) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. iTV. Rogue psychics
battle a covert government agency.
Trucker (2008) Michelle Monaghan. A truck driver
has to take in her estranged son.
(:45) Finding Amanda (2008) Matthew Broderick. iTV. A man tries
to bring his niece to rehab.
TMC 620 690
(11:30) Paradise (1991, Drama) Melanie
Grifth, Don Johnson.
Crazy Jones (2000, Comedy) Joe Aaron,
Francesca Catalano.
(:15) Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (2004)
Diego Luna, Romola Garai.
(:45) Fade to Black (2006) Danny Huston, Paz Vega. Filmmaker Orson
Welles investigates a murder in Rome.
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Jeopardy! Inside Edi-
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48 Hours Prime Time
Special: Bullying
CSI: NY Mac tries close his last
unsolved case.
Blue Bloods The Blue
Templar
News (N) (:35) Late Show With
David Letterman
4.2/This TV
KPIC
292
Stargate:
Continuum
Stargate: The Ark of Truth (2008, Science Fiction) Ben
Stargate: Continuum (2008, Science Fiction) Ben
Stargate: The Ark of Truth (2008) Ben
5/NBC
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News (N) Entertain-
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The Insider
(N)
2011 NCLR ALMA Awards
(N)
Dateline NBC News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show
With Jay Leno (N)
8/PBS
KSYS
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PBS NewsHour (N) Washington
Week (N)
Members Choice Charlie Rose (N) Democracy
Now!
9/ABC
KEZI
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News (N) Entertain-
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The Insider
(N)
Shark Tank Mark Cuban
upsets the other sharks.
Karaoke Battle USA (Season
Finale) (N)
20/20 (Season Premiere)
(N)
News (N) (:35) Night-
line (N)
Jimmy Kim-
mel Live
25/MYTV
KEVU
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(:00) The
700 Club
Dr. Phil Trading companionship
for money. (N)
The Dr. Oz Show (N) Monk Monk has insomnia.

Monk Monk falls under a
spell.
My Name Is
Earl
Everybody
Hates Chris
Divorce
Court
30/IND 21
Variety It Is Written Mission
Stories
Gospel
Outreach
Better Life On Tour Feature Presentations Breath of
Life
In Search of
the Truth
Praise!
33/FOX
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Two and a
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Two and a
Half Men
Kitchen Nightmares Capri
(PA)
Fringe Peter faces his destiny.
(PA)
Fox News at
10 (N)
(:35) Family
Guy
Everybody-
Raymond
Everybody-
Raymond
(12:05)
Scrubs
46/NBC
KTCW
6
News News
Special
Are You
Smarter?
(N)
Dateline NBC News (:35) The Tonight Show
With Jay Leno (N)
51/PBS
KOAC
7
Nightly
Business
PBS NewsHour (N) Washington
Week (N)
BBC News-
night
Bee Gees: One Night Only Las Vegas
concert.
Viewers Choice Popular programs. PBS News-
Hour
A&E 24 23
(:00) Crimi-
nal Minds
Criminal Minds A serial
bomber terrorizes Seattle.
Criminal Minds Notorious
New England serial killer.
Criminal Minds Deaths with
religious overtones.
Criminal Minds House on
Fire
Criminal Minds Serial killer
targeting coeds.
Criminal
Minds
ABC FAM 40 32 Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy The 700 Club (N) Whose?
AMC 68 24
(5:00) A League of Their Own
(1992) Tom Hanks, Geena Davis.
The Silence of the Lambs (1991, Suspense) Jodie
Foster, Anthony Hopkins.
(:15) The Silence of the Lambs (1991) Jodie Foster. A mad genius
helps an FBI trainee pursue a serial killer.
ANPL 49 47 Tanked Tanked Be Cool Tanked Good Karma Tanked (N) Hillbilly Handshin Tanked Handshin
BRAVO 62 46 Salon Tabathas Salon Take Matchmaker Matchmaker Next Friday (2000) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. Next Friday
CNBC 65 60 Min. American Greed Mad Money 60 Minutes on CNBC American Greed Riches! Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Mayweather Mayweather Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers
COM 64 98 (:23) Scrubs Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 (:27) Tosh.0 Dave Chappelle: Killin Daniel Tosh: Happy Louis C.K.: Hilarious Comedy
CW 12 14 King Seinfeld Seinfeld Ringer Pilot The Secret Circle Pilot Cops Til Death King South Park South Park
DISC 34 30
(:00) Sons of
Guns
Dual Survival Surviving the
Rocky Mountains.
Man, Woman, Wild Louisi-
ana Firestorm
Man, Woman, Wild Ama-
zon Jungle Maze (N)
One Man Army Time Bomb
(N)
Man, Woman, Wild Ama-
zon Jungle Maze
One Man
Army
DISN 37 21
(5:30) Spy
Kids
Shake It
Up!
Wizards-
Place
Wizards-
Place
A.N.T. Farm
(N)
Phineas and
Ferb
So Random!

Shake It
Up!
Good Luck
Charlie
Wizards-
Place
Wizards-
Place
A.N.T. Farm
E! 57 25 Khloe E! News (N) Kardashian Kardashian The Soup Fashion Chelsea Lat E! News
ESPN 28 31
(5:00) College Football Boise State at Toledo.
(N) (Live)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) College
Football
ESPN2 27 49 College Football Score NFL Live MMA Live World, Poker World, Poker SportCenter
FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The OReilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye
FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Heat See. Sugar High Diners Diners Diners
FX 31 45 Two Men How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009, Action) Hugh Jackman. 12 Rounds (2009)
FXM 44
(5:00) The Verdict
(1982)
Grand Canyon (1991, Drama) Danny Glover, Kevin Kline. A white
lawyer befriends a black tow-truck driver.
Blood Feud (1983, Drama) Robert Blake, Cotter Smith. Jimmy Hoffa and
Robert Kennedy ght a decade-long battle.
HGTV 50 43 First Place Hunters Intl House Hunters Intl Hunters Intl Hunters Intl Hunters Intl Hunters Intl Hunters Intl House Hunters Intl Hunters Intl
HIST 41 34 Marvels How the Earth Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Restoration Restoration Restoration Restoration Modern Marvels Pawn Stars
HLMRK 87 Little House Little House Little House Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls
ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Without a Trace Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Monk
LIFE 23 29 Mysteries Unsolved Mysteries Reba Reba Reba Reba Roseannes Roseannes Reba Reba Reba
MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Doc
MTV 26 17 70s Show Death Death Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Bad Boys (1995, Action) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith.
NAT GEO 73 4REAL (N) Unlikely Animal Friends Jurassic C.S.I. 4REAL 4REAL Unlikely Animal Friends Dog Whisperer Science
NICK 71 39 SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Bucket Lopez Lopez Friends Friends 70s Show 70s Show Lopez
OXY 61 The Notebook (2004) Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams. The Notebook (2004, Romance) Ryan Gosling. Ghost
ROOT 38 99
Mariners
Pregame
MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to
Blackout) (Live)
Mariners
Postgame
The Dan Patrick Show Seahawks
All Access
MLB Base-
ball
SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Racing Trackside At... (N) SP Center Setup NASCAR Racing Camping World Truck Series: Chicago. The 10
SPIKE 69 38 (:40) Gangland Deadly Blast (7:55) Gangland (:10) UFC Unleashed (:25) UFC Unleashed (:39) UFC Unleashed
SYFY 43 40 (:00) House on Haunted Hill WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) Haven (N) Alphas Blind Spot Haven
TBS 33 10
The King of
Queens
Seinfeld Seinfeld The
Susie
Family Guy
Peterotica
Family Guy

The Longest Yard (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. Prisoners
train for a football game against the guards.
The Longest Yard
(2005)
TCM 51 26
Carry on Nurse (1960) Shirley Eaton,
Kenneth Connor. Premiere.
Carry on Teacher (1959) Ted Ray,
Kenneth Connor. Premiere.
Carry on Constable (1960) Sidney
James, Eric Barker. Premiere.
Corruption (1968, Horror) Peter Cush-
ing, Sue Lloyd.
TLC 42 41 (:00) LA Ink Four Weddings Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Four Weddings (N) Say Yes Say Yes Weddings
TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order Law & Order Hit-and-run. The Rock (1996) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage. Assault on Precinct 13
TOON 63 33 Justice Generator Ben 10 Ult. Star Wars: Clone Wars King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken
TRVL 59 48 Weird Ghost Ghost Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Paranormal Challenge Ghost Adv.
TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Batman Returns (1992) Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito. Premiere. The Nanny
USA 45 15
(:00) NCIS

NCIS SWAK Biohazard
isolation.
Fast & Furious (2009, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker,
Michelle Rodriguez.
Fast & Furious (2009, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker,
Michelle Rodriguez.
Natl
Treasure
VS. 47 422 Whitetail NFL Turning Point NBC Sports Talk NFL Turning Point Game On! Adv. Sports Adv. Sports Gun It Healthy Hair
WE 185 120 Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Ghost Whisperer Bridget Joness Diary (2001)
WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs Scrubs South Park South Park Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Til Death
ENC 642 710
(:20) The Great Outdoors (1988) Dan
Aykroyd, John Candy.
8 Mile (2002, Drama) Eminem. A Detroit man tries to
achieve success as a rapper.
Rumble in the Bronx (1995) Jackie
Chan, Anita Mui.
The Big Hit (1998)
Mark Wahlberg.
HBO 500 600
Hard Knocks: A Decade of
NFL Training Camps
24/7 May-
weather
24/7 May-
weather
24/7 May-
weather
24/7 May-
weather
24/7 Over-
time Live
Real Time With Bill Maher


Edge of
Darkness
SHO 600 660
Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings of
Leon (2011, Documentary) iTV.
Living for 32 (iTV Premiere)

Patton Oswalt Finest Hour
(iTV)
Sweet Karma (2009) Shera Bechard, John
Tokatlidis. iTV Premiere.
Push (2009) Chris Evans.
iTV.
TMC 620 690
Spy Hard (1996, Comedy) Leslie Nielsen,
Nicollette Sheridan.
Inglourious Basterds (2009, War) Brad Pitt. Jewish-American soldiers
seek Nazi scalps in German-occupied France.
(:35) The Killer Inside Me (2010, Crime Drama)
Casey Afeck, Kate Hudson.
6 p.m. on NAT GEO
4REAL
You dont have to go to the Third
World to find people in need and
those who are trying to make a
difference. In this episode, actress
Eva Mendes visits Vancouver, Can-
ada, hometown of series host Sol
Guy. She meets with the Portland
Hotel Society, which sounds like a
gathering of upper-crust ladies who
lunch; its actually an organization
that provides needed services to
the homeless, drug addicts and
others on the citys downtown east
side.
8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX
Eva Longoria and George Lopez
co-host this ceremony honoring
the nations Latino performers who
promote accurate and positive im-
ages of Hispanics in entertainment.
Christina Aguilera and Selena Go-
mez have three nominations each,
covering movies, music and televi-
sion, followed by Jennifer Lopez
and Naya Rivera (Glee) with two.
Also up for honors are Antonio Ban-
deras, Bruno Mars, Cameron Diaz,
Enrique Iglesias and Shakira.
8 p.m. on KLSR
Kitchen Nightmares
Chef Ramsay has his work cut
out for him when he takes on an
Italian eatery in Eagle Rock, Calif.,
in Capri. Owned by twin brothers,
its open only five nights a week
and doesnt serve lunch. The de-
cor hasnt been changed since the
1960s, and it looks as if the place
hasnt been cleaned since then
either. Oh, and the food stinks. After
observing a horrid dinner service,
Gordon takes the brothers to a box-
ing gym to release their frustrations
before the makeover starts.
8 p.m. on TOON
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
The Clone Wars rage on in Sea-
son 4, with old enemies emerging,
new alliances forming and battles
getting bigger than ever. Tonights
premiere is a one-hour special,
which includes the first two epi-
sodes of a three-part story arc:
Water War and Gungan Attack.
The inhabitants of the watery world
of Mon Calamari find themselves
on the brink of a civil war, and the
Jedi soon realize that they will need
the help of a powerful and amphibi-
ous ally.
9 p.m. on KPIC
CSI: NY
This bucket list has only one
item on it. A near-death experience
leaves Mac (Gary Sinise) deter-
mined to close his one remaining
unsolved case. Michael Irby (The
Unit) guest stars as one of the
suspects in the crime. Sela Ward,
Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper
and Eddie Cahill also star in Exit
Strategy.
9 p.m. on KEZI
Karaoke Battle USA
And it all comes down to this. In
the season finale, the singers per-
form one last time for judges Carnie
Wilson, Brian Scott and Joe Levy,
who will decide which contestant
gets to represent the United States
at the Karaoke World Champion-
ship in Ireland. Joey Fatone hosts.
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5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
4,13/CBS
KPIC
4 8
(:00) The Early Show (N) Doodlebops
Photo Op
Doodlebops A
lost puppy.
Busytown
Mysteries
Busytown
Mysteries
Danger Rang-
ers
Horseland The
Secret
Awesome
Adventures (EI)
Lucas Oil Off Road Racing From
San Bernardino, Calif.
College Foot-
ball 2011 (N)
4.2/This TV
KPIC
292
(:00) The Emperors New Clothes (1987,
Fantasy) Sid Caesar, Clive Revill.
Green Screen
Adventures
Busytown
Mysteries
World of Rich-
ard Scarry
World of Rich-
ard Scarry
Cake Snack
Attack
Dance Revolu-
tion!
The Ghost Breakers (1940, Suspense) Bob Hope. A high-strung
man helps an heiress rid her isle of spooks.
5/NBC
KOBI
5 5
(:00) U.S. Farm
Report
Today A man is reunited with his
daughter. (N)
The Magic
School Bus
Babar Babar goes
shing.
Turbo Dogs
(EI)
Shelldon
(EI)
PGA Tour Golf BMW Championship, Third Round. From Cog Hill Golf & Country Club in Lemont, Ill. (N) (Live)
8/PBS
KSYS
8
The This Old
House Hour
Peep and Big
Wide World
Angelina Bal-
lerina: Next
Cat in the Hat
Knows a Lot
J. Birds Blue
World
SciGirls Giant pig
puppet.
Members Choice
9/ABC
KEZI
9 4
Paid Program Animal Explo-
ration
Animal Adven-
tures
Good Morning America (N) Jack Hannas
Countdown
Ocean Myster-
ies
College Football Auburn at Clemson. (N) (Live)
25/MYTV
KEVU
11 12
(Off Air) U.S. Farm Report Armando
Montelongo
Fusion TV Garden Time Homes & Land
TV
This Old House
Hometime Homes & Great

Estates
P. Allen Smith
Gardens
Paid Program
30/IND 21
Kids Time 3ABN Today Central Study Hour The Robe Worship Hour Anchors of Truth New Perceptions
33/FOX
KLSR
13 11
(Off Air) Armando
Montelongo
Paid Program Armando
Montelongo
The Real Win-
ning Edge (EI)
Animal Rescue
Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Pets.TV (EI) Crossre World
46/NBC
KTCW
6
Armando
Montelongo
Today A man is reunited with his
daughter. (N)
Turbo Dogs
(EI)
Shelldon
(EI)
The Magic
School Bus
Babar Babar goes
shing.
PGA Tour Golf BMW Championship, Third Round. From Cog Hill Golf & Country Club in Lemont, Ill. (N) (Live)
51/PBS
KOAC
7
Inside Wash-
ington
Signing Time!
Eating Time
Sesame Street The Cookie Touch
Last cookie. (EI)
Dinosaur Train
(DVS)
Cat in the Hat
Knows a Lot
WordGirl
(DVS)
Viewers Choice Popular programs.
A&E 24 23
KettleBell
Fitness
TriVita Nopalea Meaningful
Beauty
Biography A female solo artist;
actress and wife.
Sell This House!
Sell This House!
Sell This House!
Fix This Kitchen

(N)
Sell This House!
Sell This House!
Flip This House Rudy gets a tip for a

realtor friend.
ABC FAM 40 32 Twist Paid Program Paid Program Boy World Boy World Boy World Cant Buy Me Love (1987) Patrick Dempsey. Jersey Girl (2004) Ben Afeck.
AMC 68 24
War-Colossal The Rieman The Rieman
Marks Rie
The Rieman The Rieman The Rieman
Gun Shy
The Rieman The Rieman
The Conict
The Rieman Broken Arrow (1950) James Stewart, Jeff Chandler. A scout forges
peace between Apaches and white settlers.
ANPL 49 47 Handshin Big Cat Diary Big Cat Diary Wild Russia Urals The Crocodile Hunter Dogs 101 Its Me or the Dog Animal Cops
BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model
CNBC 65 Riches! Thin in 30! Paid Program Sexy Face Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program 10 Min Meals! 3 FREE Bras!
CNN 35 35 (:00) CNN Saturday Morning Your Bottom CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N)
COM 64 98 Triverex Paid Program Wealth-Risk Paid Program Fat Loss Entourage Com. Central Com. Central (:33) Disaster Movie (2008, Comedy) Matt Lanter. Workaholics
CW 12 14 Paid Program TBA TBA Magi-Nation Magi-Nation Sonic X Sonic X Yu-Gi-Oh! Sonic X Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z Tai Chi Chase Yu-Gi-Oh!
DISC 34 30
Oreck
ProShield
Paid Program

Meaningful
Beauty
Paid Program

Sexy in Min-
utes!
Life Changing Medicine American Chopper: Senior vs.
Junior
American Chopper: Senior vs.
Junior
Junior The Settlement
DISN 37 21
Phineas and
Ferb
Chuggington Beauty and the Beast (1991) Voices of Paige
OHara, Robby Benson.
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Space
Adventure
Phineas and
Ferb
Phineas and
Ferb
A.N.T. Farm
philANTropy
A.N.T. Farm Shake It Up! Shake It Up!
Twist It Up
E! 57 25 KettleBell Fit Healthy Hair Meaningful 20 Most Shocking Unsolved Crimes Fashion The Soup E! News (N) E!: Fatal Teen Triangle
ESPN 28 31
(:00)
SportsCenter
SportsCenter (N) (Live) College GameDay From Tallahassee, Fla. (N) (Live) College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live)
ESPN2 27 49 English Premier League Soccer SportsCenter (N) (Live) College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live)
FNC 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears Business Forbes/FOX Cashin In (N) Americas News HQ Americas News HQ Jour. FOX News
FOOD 72 50 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Tyler Ultimate Big Daddys Alexs Day Off Ingredient Fix Aarti Party (N) Mexican-Easy Cook for Real Down Home Best Dishes Pioneer Wo.
FX 31 45 Paid Program Paid Program Thin in 30! Smarter Smarter Black Hawk Down (2001, War) Josh Hartnett, Ewan McGregor, Tom Sizemore. The Marine (2006)
FXM 44
(:00) The Jackpot (1950, Comedy) James
Stewart, Barbara Hale.
Holiday for Lovers (1959) Clifton Webb. Boston psychiatrist and
wife curb daughters in South America.
Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation (1962) James Stewart. A banker and
his family vacation at a run-down beach house.
Dear Brigitte (1965) James
Stewart, Fabian.
HGTV 50 43 Vacations Thin in 30! Paid Program Outdoor Room Curb/Block Run Makeover Property Bro All American Handyman Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Crashers Crashers
HIST 41 34 Paid Program Mens Health Get Rich Now! Heavy Metal Rome: Engineering an Empire Egypt: Engineering an Empire Engineering feats.
HLMRK 87 I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Frasier Frasier
ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Time-Music International Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program
LIFE 23 29 Paid Program Steam Station TriVita Paid Program Paid Program Sexy Face Sexy Face Paid Program Paid Program Forget Diets! Healthy Hair Will & Grace Projct Runway
MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC News MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary
MTV 26 17 70s Show Campd Out Sports Camp (N) Awkward. Awkward. The Substitute The Substitute The Substitute Teen Mom Maci and Ryan ght over custody. I Was 17 10 on Top (N)
NAT GEO 73 MomsSlim Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers
NICK 71 39 TBA The Nanny The Nanny Odd Parents Odd Parents Fanboy-Chum SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy T.U.F.F. Puppy The Penguins
OXY 61 Paid Program Thin in 30! Paid Program Meaningful Healthy Hair The Karate Kid Part II (1986, Drama) Ralph Macchio. The Karate Kid (1984, Drama)
ROOT 38 99
On the Trail TV North American
Hunter (N)
Babes Outdoor
Secrets
North American
Whitetail
Bowhunter
TV (N)
Seahawks All
Access
Huskies All
Access
Beavers All
Access
Cougars All
Access
Seahawks
Press Pass
College Football Colorado vs. Colorado State. From
Denver. (N) (Live)
SPEED 58 53 Guys Garage Gearz Hot Rod TV The Car Show Trackside At... NASCAR Racing NASCAR Racing
SPIKE 69 38 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program Wealth-Risk Walker, Texas Ranger End Run Horsepower Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower
SYFY 43 40 The Darkside Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program Wealth-Risk Sunshine (2007, Science Fiction) Cillian Murphy, Chris Evans. Dragon Wars
TBS 33 10
Married... With
Children
Married... With
Children
Married... With
Children
The Steve
Harvey Show
The Steve
Harvey Show
Yes, Dear Yes, Dear (:10) Romy and Micheles High School Reunion (1997,
Comedy) Mira Sorvino, Lisa Kudrow.
(:10) Private Valentine: Blonde
& Dangerous
TCM 51 26
There Goes
My Heart
Tit For Tat The Dragon Murder Case (1934, Mystery)
Warren William, Margaret Lindsay.
Zorro Rides
Again
Zorro Rides
Again
Tarzan and the Trappers (1958, Adventure)
Gordon Scott, Eve Brent, Ricki Sorenson.
Major Dundee (1965, Western) Charlton Heston,
Richard Harris, Jim Hutton.
TLC 42 41 Paid Program Anderson Zumba Body Thin in 30! Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Moving Up Moving Up Moving Up Spaced Out
TNT 36 42 Law & Order Law & Order Blaze Law & Order Hot Pursuit Law & Order Deadlock Law & Order Misbegotten Rizzoli & Isles The Closer Fresh Pursuit
TOON 63 33 King of Hill Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ben 10 Ult. Star Wars: The Clone Wars Beyblade-Metl Pokmon Redakai (N) Bakugan Johnny Test Almost Naked Almost Naked
TRVL 59 48 Ck 3x Faster Paid Program Paid Program Scream If You Scream If You Diner Paradise Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v Food Man v Food
TVLND 53 28 Roseanne 3s Company 3s Company The Nanny (:44) The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Extreme Makeover: Home
USA 45 15
Paid Program Monk Mr. Monk Is up All Night
Monk has insomnia.
3 FREE Bras! Paid Program Paid Program 6 Week Body
Makeover
NCIS Two mercenaries are found
dead.
NCIS A showdown with an arms
dealer.
NCIS Good Cop, Bad Cop A
Marines body surfaces.
VS. 47 422 Whitetail Hunting TV Whitetail Bucks Real Hunting Winchester World-Beretta Expedition Fishing/Martin College Football (Taped)
WE 185 120 Meaningful KettleBell Fit Zumba Body Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer
WGN-A 14 Paid Program In the Heat of the Night In the Heat of the Night Walker, Texas Ranger Faith Walker, Texas Ranger MLB Baseball Houston Astros at Chicago Cubs. (N)
ENC 642 710
Showdown in
Little Tokyo
K-9 (1989, Comedy) James Belushi, Mel Harris. A narcotics agent and a
unique police dog join forces.
(7:50) The Great Outdoors (1988, Comedy)
Dan Aykroyd, John Candy.
Daddy Day Care (2003, Comedy) Eddie Murphy,
Jeff Garlin, Steve Zahn.
(:05) Starship Troopers
(1997)
HBO 500 600
(4:20) Beverly
Hills Cop
Fantastic Mr.
Fox
A Simple Wish (1997, Fantasy) Martin Short,
Mara Wilson, Robert Pastorelli.
24/7 May-
weather/Ortiz
24/7 May-
weather/Ortiz
24/7 May-
weather/Ortiz
24/7 May-
weather/Ortiz
24/7 Overtime
Live
(:45) Mel Brooks and Dick
Cavett Together Again
(:45) Me-
gamind
SHO 600 660
(4:30) The
Good Life
Play the Game (2008) Andy Grifth, Paul Campbell. iTV. An octoge-
narian and his grandson look for love.
Inside the NFL (iTV) Inside NASCAR
(iTV)
My Best Friends Wedding (1997) Julia
Roberts, Dermot Mulroney. iTV.
(:15) The Love We Make (iTV)
TMC 620 690
(:40) Paradise (1991, Drama) Melanie Grifth. A shy boy helps a
couple mend their troubled relationship.
(:40) Julius Caesar (1970) Charlton Heston. Based on Shakespeares
play about politics in ancient Rome.
(:40) Houseguest (1995) Sinbad, Phil Hartman. A con artist nds
refuge in the home of a suburban family.
(:45) Mostly
Martha
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12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00
4,13/CBS
KPIC
4 8
College Foot-
ball Today (N)
College Football Tennessee at Florida. (N) (Live) Paid Program Laura McKen-
zies Traveler
Wheel of
Fortune
Jeopardy! News (N)
4.2/This TV
KPIC
292
Munster, Go Home (1966) Fred Gwynne, Yvonne De Carlo. Herman
Munster inherits his British uncles estate.
One, Two, Three (1961, Comedy) James Cagney, Pamela Tifn, Horst Buchholz. A cola
executive chaperons his bosss daughter in Germany.
Viva Zapata! (1952) Marlon Brando, Jean Peters. Peasant Emiliano
Zapata becomes Mexicos president.
5/NBC
KOBI
5 5
PGA Tour Golf College Football Michigan State at Notre Dame. (N) (Live) Willas Wild
Life (EI)
Pearlie The park
is abuzz.
Chris Matthews
Show
The Green
Economy
News (N)
8/PBS
KSYS
8
(8:30) Mem-
bers Choice
Members Choice Members Choice
9/ABC
KEZI
9 4
College
Football
College Football Regional Coverage. Washington at Nebraska or Texas at UCLA. (N) (Live) College Football Gameday College Football Oklahoma at Florida State. (N) (Live)
25/MYTV
KEVU
11 12
Armando
Montelongo
College Football Missouri State at Oregon. (N) (Live) Word & Spirit
Church
New Hope Fellowship From
Calvary Satellite Network.
TMZ (N) Access Hol-
lywood (N)
30/IND 21
Kenneth Cox Ministries Present 3ABN Today Kids Time GP Worship Hour Kids Time
Praise
Tiny Tots for
Jesus
Laymen
Ministries
It Is Written
Canada
Books of the
Book
Exalting His
Word
3-ABN on the
Road
33/FOX
KLSR
13 11
Crossre World This Week in
Baseball (N)
MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. Pony Village
Mall
Betty Snowden Everybody-
Raymond
The Ofce Two and a Half
Men
46/NBC
KTCW
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PGA Tour Golf College Football Michigan State at Notre Dame. (N) (Live) Greys Anatomy Hospital staff
grieves over George.
The Closer The squad has difculty
adjusting.
Chris Matthews
Show
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(9:00) Viewers Choice Popular programs. Viewers Choice Popular programs.
A&E 24 23
Disaster Guy A home is torn in half
by a tornado. (N)
The First 48 A couple are gunned
down at home.
The First 48 A man is found dead in
a eld.
The First 48 A man is brutally beaten
to death.
The First 48 A teenager is murdered.
Beyond Scared Straight Chow-

chilla
Beyond Scared
ABC FAM 40 32 Jersey Girl Along Came Polly (2004) Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston. Bruce Almighty (2003) Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman. Evan Almighty (2007) Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman.
AMC 68 24
Red Sun (1972, Western) Charles Bronson, Ursula Andress, Toshir Mifune. Outlaw and
samurai team up in Old West.
Seraphim Falls (2006, Western) Liam Neeson, Pierce Brosnan, Anjelica Huston. A hunter
and four gunmen relentlessly pursue an injured man.
GoodFellas (1990, Crime Drama) Robert De
Niro, Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci.
ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Tanked Tanked Tanked Brett Takes a Dive Tanked Be Cool Tanked A Feng Shui tank. Tanked
BRAVO 62 46 Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Top Chef Dsrt
CNBC 65 Paid Program Sexy Face Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Oreck Vac 3 FREE Bras! Money in Mot. American Greed Till Debt/Part Suze Orman
CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Situation Room CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Piers Morgan
COM 64 98 Workaholics Workaholics Workaholics (:37) Hot Shots! (1991, Comedy) Charlie Sheen. (:39) Ferris Buellers Day Off (1986) Matthew Broderick. Scary Movie 4
CW 12 14 Big World Hollywood True Hollywood Story Snake Eyes (1998) Nicolas Cage, Gary Sinise. Held Up (2000, Comedy) Jamie Foxx, Nia Long. Til Death
DISC 34 30
Hard Time Alaska Spring Creek
Correctional Center.
County Jail: Oakland Americas
fth-largest jail.
Behind Bars Washington Spokane
County Jail.
I Faked My Own Death I Faked My Own Death I (Almost) Got Away With It Got
Revenge
I (Almost) Got
Away With It
DISN 37 21
Wizards of
Waverly Place
Wizards of
Waverly Place
Good Luck
Charlie
Good Luck
Charlie
Shake It Up! Shake It Up!
Wild It Up
A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm
informANT
A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm
sciANTs fair
So Random!
Coco Jones
E! 57 25 E! Special E! Investigates Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian
ESPN 28 31
Football Score-
board
College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live) Football Score-
board
Football Score-
board
College Football Ohio State at Miami. (N) (Live)
ESPN2 27 49 Countdown NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Dollar General 300. (N) (Live) College Football Navy at South Carolina. (N) (Live) Football
FNC 32 27 Hannity Americas News Headquarters (N) Americas News HQ FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice Judge
FOOD 72 50 Secrets Minute Meals Contessa Giada-Home The Great Food Truck Race Chopped Champions Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Iron Chef America Challenge
FX 31 45 (11:00) The Marine 12 Rounds (2009, Action) John Cena, Aidan Gillen, Ashley Scott. Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men College Football Syracuse at USC. (N) (Live)
FXM 44
(11:00) Dear Brigitte
(1965) James Stewart.
Babys Day Out (1994, Comedy) Joe Mantegna. A kidnapped infant
leads his captors on a wild chase.
Prelude to a Kiss (1992) Alec Baldwin. A strangers kiss has deep
repercussions for two newlyweds.
Only the Lonely (1991, Romance-Comedy) John
Candy, Maureen OHara.
HGTV 50 43 Bath Crashers Bath Crashers Room Cr. Run Makeover Curb/Block Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Color Splash Candice Tells Sarah 101 (N) Design Star Great Rooms
HIST 41 34 Modern Marvels Butchers. WWII in HD D-Day arrives. WWII in HD Day of Days WWII in HD WWII in HD WWII in HD Glory and Guts WWII in HD
HLMRK 87 Frasier Frasier Love Comes Softly (2003, Drama) Katherine Heigl. Loves Enduring Promise (2004) Katherine Heigl. Loves Long Journey (2005)
ION 15 20 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program Dirty Harry (1971) Clint Eastwood. In the Line of Fire (1993, Suspense) Clint Eastwood, John Malkovich. Monk
LIFE 23 29 (11:30) Project Runway To Be Announced To Be Announced Stranger in My Bed (2005) Jamie Luner, Chris Kramer.
MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Documentary
MTV 26 17 Awkward. Awkward. Jersey Shore Death Valley Death Valley Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Awkward. Awkward. Jersey Shore Going to Italia Jersey Shore
NAT GEO 73 Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Lincolns Secret Killer? The Conspirator Confederacy
NICK 71 39 Power Supah Ninjas SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Victorious Victorious Victorious Victorious iCarly
OXY 61 (10:30) The Karate Kid The Karate Kid Part II (1986, Drama) Ralph Macchio. The Karate Kid (1984) Ralph Macchio, Noriyuki Pat Morita. Clueless
ROOT 38 99
(10:30) College Football Colorado vs. Colorado State. From Denver. (N)
(Live)
Runnin With
the PAC
Seahawks All
Access
Mariners All
Access
Mariners
Pregame (Live)
MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to
Blackout) (Live)
SPEED 58 53 Rolex Sports Car Series Racing Mid-Ohio. From Mid-Ohio Sports Car Course, Lexington. (N) Monster Jam SPEED Center On the Edge NASCAR Racing
SPIKE 69 38 (11:59) Trucks! MuscleCar UFC Unleashed UFC Unleashed UFC Unleashed UFC Unleashed UFC Unleashed Unleash
SYFY 43 40 (11:25) Dragon Wars (2007, Action) (:24) Age of the Dragons (2011) Danny Glover. (:24) Blade Runner (1982) Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer. Casino Royale
TBS 33 10
(11:10) Private Valentine:
Blonde & Dangerous
(:10) Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004) Rene Zellweger, Hugh Grant.
Bridget faces threats to her newfound happiness with Mark.
Friends Friends Friends Friends According to
Jim
Seinfeld The
Stall
TCM 51 26
(10:30) Major Dundee
(1965) Charlton Heston.
No Time for Sergeants (1958, Comedy) Andy Grifth. A naive
Georgian joins the military and creates mayhem.
(:15) The Major and the Minor (1942) Ginger Rogers. Major
eyes blonde posing as half-fare child on train.
Mildred Pierce (1945, Drama) Joan Crawford,
Jack Carson, Ann Blyth. (DVS)
TLC 42 41 Moving Up Toddlers & Tiaras Toddlers & Tiaras Toddlers & Tiaras Toddlers & Tiaras Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real
TNT 36 42 Law & Order Hit-and-run. Fire Down Below (1997, Action) Steven Seagal. Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) Ethan Hawke. (:15) The Rock (1996) Sean Connery.
TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998) Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Johnny Test Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show Regular Show Advent. Time
TRVL 59 48 Bigfootville Creepiest Destinations Most Haunted Most Haunted Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adv.
TVLND 53 28 (:08) Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Extreme Makeover: Home 3s Company 3s Company 3s Company 3s Company 3s Company 3s Company (:45) Sanford & Son
USA 45 15
NCIS Bloodbath Abby becomes the
target of a stalker.
NCIS Jet Lag An assassin targets a
key witness.
NCIS Semper Fidelis The death of an
ICE agent.
NCIS Gibbs investigates a colleagues
murder.
NCIS Agent Aoat DiNozzo
investigates a suicide.
NCIS Call of Silence A veteran
confesses to murder.
NCIS Political
assassination.
VS. 47 422 Central College Football Texas Tech at New Mexico. (N) (Live) Central Game On! Bull Riding PBR Springeld Invitational.
WE 185 120 Ghost Whisperer Cursed Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisp.
WGN-A 14 MLB Baseball Tenth Inning Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Unit Off the Meter Bones Amer. Funniest Home Videos Funny Videos
ENC 642 710
(11:05) Starship Troopers (1997) Casper Van
Dien, Dina Meyer.
(:20) Field of Dreams (1989, Fantasy) Kevin
Costner, Amy Madigan.
(:10) Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Mike Myers, Beyonc Knowles.
(:45) Rumble in the Bronx (1995) Jackie Chan. A martial artist
from Hong Kong takes on thugs and thieves.
HBO 500 600
(11:45) Megamind (2010, Action) Voices of
Will Ferrell, Brad Pitt.
Flight of the
Conchords
The Fourth Kind (2009, Suspense) Milla Jovovich,
Will Patton.
(:45) Vampires Suck (2010, Comedy) Matt Lanter,
Jenn Proske, Chris Riggi.
(:15) Avatar (2009) Sam Worthington, Voice of
Zoe Saldana.
SHO 600 660
(11:15) The Love We Make (iTV) Weeds (iTV) The Big C (iTV)

Web Therapy
(iTV)
Tom Arnold: Thats My Story
and Im Sticking to It
(:35) The Tillman Story (2010) Narrated by
Josh Brolin. iTV.
(:15) My Best Friends Wedding (1997) Julia
Roberts. iTV.
TMC 620 690
(11:45) Mostly Martha (2001) Martina
Gedeck. (Subtitled-English)
(:35) Outsourced (2006, Comedy) Josh Hamilton, Ayesha Dharker.
A man trains his replacement in India.
(:25) Across the Line: The Exodus of Charlie
Wright (2010) Aidan Quinn.
Irresistible (2006, Drama) Susan Sarandon, Sam
Neill, Emily Blunt.
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12:30 p.m. on KPIC
College Football
A big matchup of SEC rivals takes
place this afternoon in Gainesville,
Fla., as the Tennessee Volunteers
take on the Florida Gators. Florida
enters a new era, with head coach
Will Muschamp taking over for Ur-
ban Meyer. With few standouts at
the skill positions, Muschamp is
counting on playmakers to emerge.
Tennessee, meanwhile, is young
but has some potent offensive
weapons in quarterback Tyler Bray
and wide receiver Justin Hunter.
8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX
Who Do You Think You Are?
Based mainly on just one part-
ly obscured photograph, actress
Kim Cattrall (Sex and the City)
searches for information about her
grandfather, who abandoned her
mother and aunt when they were
young. Her journey turns up few
clues, but they include a 1980 Brit-
ish newspaper article that leads her
to an unnerving truth and a sense
of connecting more deeply with the
incredibly strong females who went
before her.
9 p.m. on KPIC
Criminal Minds
Rossi and Hotchner (Joe Man-
tegna, Thomas Gibson) and the
rest of the team pursue two young
lovers (guest stars Jonathan Tucker
and Adrianne Palicki) who have
embarked on an interstate killing
spree. Prentiss (Paget Brewster)
receives frightening news from
her former boss in The Thirteenth
Step. Angus Macfadyen guest
stars; Shemar Moore and Matthew
Gray Gubler also star.
9 p.m. on ANPL
Too Cute!
This new episode of the light-
hearted nature documentary fol-
lows the birth and early months
of three litters of puppies. With
amazing cinematography, viewers
will see what its like to experience
the world through the eyes of these
adorable newborns in Puppies.
9 p.m. on HLMRK
Movie: Love Begins
Nancy McKeon stars in this initial
prequel to Janette Okes popular
Loves series. Clark Davis (Wes
Brown) is a would-be world traveler
whose wandering ways are curbed
when a fight conviction lands him
an unusual sentence: working a
farm for a pair of sisters. When hes
injured and older sister Ellen (Julie
Mond) nurses him back to health,
he begins questioning his wan-
derlust until her former fiance
returns to town.
10 p.m. on KOBI KMTX
Unit
Their investigation into the mur-
der of a family man with a not-so-
wholesome hobby has Benson and
Stabler (Mariska Hargitay, Christo-
pher Meloni) going under cover at
a swingers club. There, they meet
a popular woman named Cassan-
dra (guest star Rose McGowan,
Charmed) whose boyfriend (guest
star Ryan Hurst) has a jealous
streak in Bombshell.
Dont Miss
SATURDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 17
6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00
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KPIC
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CBS Evening
News
Criminal Minds The team must
prole a serial killer.
Engagement Engagement Criminal Minds The
Thirteenth Step
48 Hours Mystery The West
Memphis 3 - Free
News (N) NUMB3RS Waste Not
4.2/This TV
KPIC
292
(4:30) Viva
Zapata!
King Kong (1976, Fantasy) Jeff Bridges, Jessica Lange. An oil mogul seeks
to exploit a monstrous ape in New York.
Masquerade (1988) Rob Lowe, Meg Tilly. A yacht racer
seduces an heiress.
The Rage: Carrie 2
(1999)
5/NBC
KOBI
5 5
The Insider
(N)
Entertainment Tonight
(N)
Who Do You Think You
Are? Kim Cattrall
Up All Night
Pilot
Free Agents
Law & Order: Special

Victims Unit Bombshell
News (N) (:29) Saturday Night Live

8/PBS
KSYS
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9/ABC
KEZI
9 4
(5:00) College Football Oklahoma at Florida State. (N) (Live) College
Football
Steel Dreams The Insider
(N)
Entertainment Tonight
(N)
News (N) College
Football
Entertain-
ment Night
25/MYTV
KEVU
11 12
Access Hol-
lywood (N)
The Unit Information about a
terrorist attack.
Bones A death at a rock n roll
fantasy camp.
Deadliest Catch An injury on
the Cornelia Marie.
Stargate Universe Dannic
exiles the group.
Crossre World Outreach Paid Pro-
gram
30/IND 21
3-ABN on
the Road
3-ABN on the Road Windows of
Hope
Making
Waves
GP Worship Hour Life on the Edge Generation of Youth for
Christ
Anchors of
Truth
33/FOX
KLSR
13 11
Family Guy

Without a Trace A competi-
tive eater disappears.
Cops (N)
(PA)
Cops
(PA)
American
Dad
The Cleve-
land Show
KVAL News Two and a
Half Men
Fringe Someone from the other
side visits.
In the Flow
46/NBC
KTCW
6
News Cold Case Rush revisits her rst
crime scene.
Who Do You Think You
Are? Kim Cattrall
Up All Night
Pilot
Free Agents

Victims Unit Bombshell
News (:29) Saturday Night Live

51/PBS
KOAC
7
(5:00) Viewers Choice Popular programs.
A&E 24 23
Beyond
Scared
Beyond Scared Straight
Lieber
Beyond Scared Straight A
drug-dealing teen.
Teens visit the morgue.
Beyond Scared Straight Beyond Scared Straight A
tough female deputy.
Beyond
Scared
ABC FAM 40 32 Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998) Drew Barrymore. 50 First Dates (2004) Adam Sandler. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
AMC 68 24
(5:00) GoodFellas (1990) Robert
De Niro, Ray Liotta.
Deance (2008, Historical Drama) Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber, Jamie Bell. Premiere. Three
brothers wage a personal war against the Nazis.
Top Gun (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise,
Kelly McGillis.
ANPL 49 47 Tanked Bad Dog! Too Cute! Too Cute! (N) Bad Dog! (N) Too Cute! Too Cute!
BRAVO 62 46 Top Chef Matchmaker Matchmaker The Break-Up (2006) Vince Vaughn. The Break-Up (2006)
CNBC 65 S. Orman Princess Nicole (N) American Greed The Suze Orman Show Princess Nicole Cash Flow Wealth Poker
CNN 35 35 Piers CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Piers
COM 64 98 (5:57) Scary Movie 4 (2006) Drillbit Taylor (2008) Owen Wilson. Premiere. (:04) Jackass: Number Two (2006) Comedy Rst
CW 12 14 King Seinfeld Seinfeld House House 70s Show 70s Show Cheaters True Story
DISC 34 30
Almost,
Away
I (Almost) Got Away With
It
Ten Commandments of the
Maa
Track Me if You Can I Faked My Own Death
(N)
Track Me if You Can I Faked My
Own Death
DISN 37 21
Shake It
Up!
Shake It
Up!
Wizards of Waverly Place The
Movie (2009) Selena Gomez.
Good Luck
Charlie
(:40) A.N.T.
Farm
(:05) A.N.T.
Farm
Shake It
Up!
Shake It
Up!
Phineas and
Ferb
So Random!

E! 57 25 Kardashian Kardashian I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007) Premiere. The Soup Kardashian Chelsea Lat Hollywood
ESPN 28 31
(4:30) College Football
Ohio State at Miami. (N)
(:45) College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live) (:45) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Football
Final
ESPN2 27 49 (:15) College Football Utah at BYU. (N) (Live) Score NHRA Drag Racing Baseball Tonight (N) SportCenter
FNC 32 27 Justice Stossel Jour. FOX News Justice With Jeanine Stossel Red Eye (N) Huckabee
FOOD 72 50 Challenge Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Iron Chef America Diners
FX 31 45 (5:00) College Football Syracuse at USC. (N) (Live) Two Men X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009, Action) Hugh Jackman. The League The League
FXM 44
(5:00) Only
the Lonely
Trapped in Paradise (1994) Nicolas Cage. Bank
robbers foiled by niceness in Paradise, Pa.
Only the Lonely (1991, Romance-Comedy) John
Candy, Maureen OHara, Ally Sheedy.
Trapped in Paradise (1994) Nicolas
Cage, Jon Lovitz.
HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Intl Hunters Intl HGTVd (N) High Low Secrets Novogratz Dinas Party Donna Dec Hunters Intl Hunters Intl Secrets
HIST 41 34 WWII in HD WWII in HD End Game Dirty Harry (1971) Clint Eastwood. Top Shot Top Shot Dirty Harry
HLMRK 87 Loves Lng Love Takes Wing (2009) Cloris Leachman. Love Begins (2011) Wes Brown. Premiere. Love Begins (2011) Wes Brown.
ION 15 20 (:00) Monk Monk Monk Monk Psych Psych Pathological liar. Psych
LIFE 23 29 Enough (2002) Jennifer Lopez, Billy Campbell. The Perfect Roommate (2011) Boti Bliss. Enough (2002) Jennifer Lopez.
MSNBC 54 44 Doc MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Doc
MTV 26 17 Jersey Jersey Shore Twinning Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Still Wait
NAT GEO 73 Secret Weapon of the Confederacy The Conspirator Secret Weapon of the Confederacy Air Emergency Emergency
NICK 71 39 iCarly iCarly iDo iCarly iCarly (N) Victorious Ninjas iCarly Friends Friends Friends Friends 70s Show
OXY 61 (:00) Clueless (1995) Freaky Friday (2003) Jamie Lee Curtis. Freaky Friday (2003) Jamie Lee Curtis. Clueless
ROOT 38 99
MLB Base-
ball
Mariners
Postgame
College Football Oklahoma State at Tulsa. (Joined in Progress) (N) (Live) MLS Soccer D.C. United at Seattle Sounders FC. From CenturyLink
Field in Seattle.
SPEED 58 53 Perform. Rolex Sports Car Series Racing Mid-Ohio. Monterey Reunion Speedmakers Jaguar Speedma.
SPIKE 69 38 Unleash UFC Unleashed UFC Unleashed UFC Fight Night LIve (N) (Live) BlueMount Deadliest Warrior
SYFY 43 40 (:00) Casino Royale (2006) Daniel Craig, Eva Green. Quantum of Solace (2008) Daniel Craig. Premiere. Alphas Rosetta
TBS 33 10
Seinfeld The King of
Queens
The King of
Queens
Wedding Crashers (2005) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. Partygoers
spend a wild weekend with a politicians family.
I Love You, Man (2009, Comedy) Paul Rudd, Jason
Segel, Rashida Jones.
TCM 51 26
Mildred
Pierce
Kismet (1955) Howard Keel. A Baghdad beggar-poet
helps his daughter woo a caliph.
All the Brothers Were Valiant (1953, Adventure)
Robert Taylor, Stewart Granger.
Our Very Own (1950, Drama) Ann
Blyth, Jane Wyatt, Donald Cook.
TLC 42 41 Dateline Dateline: Real Life Myst. Dateline: Real Life Myst. Dateline: Real Life Myst. Dateline: Real Life Myst. Dateline: Real Life Myst. Dateline
TNT 36 42 (5:15) The Rock (1996) The Shawshank Redemption (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins. True Lies (1994, Action)
TOON 63 33 Adventure Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) Oblongs King of Hill King of Hill Family Guy Boondocks Boondocks Bleach (N)
TRVL 59 48 (:00) Ghost Adventures: The Beginning Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adv.
TVLND 53 28 Sanford Sanford All-Family All-Family All-Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Everybody-Raymond Raymond Raymond
USA 45 15
(:00) NCIS
Shalom
NCIS Reunion The death of a
Marine.
NCIS Aliyah Tense reunion.

NCIS Agents probe a death on
Air Force One.
NCIS A Mexican drug cartel
seeks revenge.
NCIS Two mercenaries are found
dead.
(12:01)
NCIS
VS. 47 422 Bull Riding NFL Turning Point IndyCar Racing Indy Japan 300, Qualifying. (N Same-day Tape) Football Talk Healthy Hair
WE 185 120 Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Flashdance (1983) Jennifer Beals. Downsized
WGN-A 14 Videos WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs How I Met South Park South Park South Park South Park Funniest Home Videos Til Death
ENC 642 710
(:20) Daddy Day Care (2003) Eddie
Murphy, Jeff Garlin.
The Blues Brothers (1980, Musical Comedy) John
Belushi, Dan Aykroyd.
(:15) Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002,
Comedy) Mike Myers, Beyonc Knowles.
Starship
Troopers
HBO 500 600
(5:15) Avatar (2009) Sam
Worthington.
Hereafter (2010) Matt Damon. Premiere. Death touches
three people in different ways.
(:15) True Blood Sookie gains
valuable allies.
(:15) Machete (2010, Action) Danny
Trejo, Robert De Niro.
SHO 600 660
My Best
Friends
Letters to Juliet (2010) Amanda Seyfried. A young
woman nds an old note to someones lover.
The Other Woman (2009) Natalie Portman. A grieving
mother has a difcult time with her stepson.
The Penthouse (2009, Comedy) Rider
Strong, Corey Large. iTV.
TMC 620 690
(5:00) Irre-
sistible
(6:55) Knowing (2009) Nicolas Cage. A note found in a
time capsule predicts disastrous events.
Trauma (1993) Christopher Rydell. A mediums daughter
and her companion hunt a murderer.
Night of the Demons (2009) Monica
Keena, Shannon Elizabeth. Premiere.
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KPIC
4 8
(Off Air) Wall Street
Journal Rpt.
Paid Program CBS News Sunday Morning (N) Face the Nation
(N)
The NFL Today (N) (Live) NFL Football Oakland Raiders at Buffalo Bills. From Ralph Wilson Stadium in
Orchard Park, N.Y. (N) (Live)
4.2/This TV
KPIC
292
Sonic the
Hedgehog
Sonic Under-
ground
Evolut Stargate Inn-
ity
Magi-Nation
(DVS)
The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957) Grant Williams. Radioactive
fallout has a disturbing effect on a young man.
Empire of the Ants (1977) Joan Collins. Radioactive waste turns
normal ants into ravenous beasts.
5/NBC
KOBI
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Homes & Great
Estates
Paid Program Paid Program Today Specialty mannequins. (N)

Meet the Press (N) Paid Program P. Allen Smith
Gardens
This Old House
Golfs Big
Break (N)
PGA Tour Golf BMW Championship,
Final Round. (N)
8/PBS
KSYS
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Need to Know

Frannys Feet
(DVS)
Betsys Kinder-
garten
Wild Animal Mister Rogers
Neighborhood
WordGirl
(DVS)
The Electric
Company
Members Choice Members Choice
9/ABC
KEZI
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Steel Dreams Paid Program 3 FREE Bras! Good Morning America (N) This Week With Christiane
Amanpour (N)
Todays Hom-
eowner
Armando
Montelongo
Born to Explore
(N)
Culture Click
(N)
Everyday
Health (N)
Food for
Thought
25/MYTV
KEVU
11 12
(Off Air) Paid Program Armando
Montelongo
Truth in Action
Ministries
Word & Spirit
Church
Betty Snowden Armando
Montelongo
Paid Program Key of David The Real Win-
ning Edge (EI)
Teen Kids
News
Whacked Out
Sports
30/IND 21
Praise! 3ABN Today India: Face to
Face
Battles of Faith GP Worship Hour Inspirational Hour Exalting His
Word
It Is Written
Canada
Generation of Youth for Christ
33/FOX
KLSR
13 11
(Off Air) Kingdom of God Paid Program Armando
Montelongo
FOX News Sunday With Chris
Wallace
FOX NFL Sunday (N) (Live) NFL Football Regional Coverage. (N) (Live)
46/NBC
KTCW
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Paid Program Paid Program American
Latino TV
Today Specialty mannequins. (N)

Meet the Press (N) Chris Matthews
Show
Willas Wild
Life (EI)
Pearlie The park
is abuzz.
Golfs Big
Break (N)
PGA Tour Golf BMW Championship,
Final Round. (N)
51/PBS
KOAC
7
Allen Smiths
Garden Home
Betsys Kinder-
garten
Angelina Bal-
lerina: Next
Mister Rogers
Neighborhood
Curious George
(EI)
Thomas &
Friends
Bob the Builder
Viewers Choice Popular programs.

A&E 24 23
New Math,
New Mind
Paid Program Cash Flow for
Life!
Celebrity Ghost Stories Celebrity Ghost Stories A family
spirit; the previous owner.
The Sopranos Kaisha Tony helps
Carmela with her career.
The Sopranos Traveling to the
Adirondacks.
The Sopranos Johnny Sack copes
with more bad news.
ABC FAM 40 32 Thin in 30! eBay Riches! Sunday Mass Boy World Boy World Boy World Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998, Romance) Drew Barrymore. Along Came Polly
AMC 68 24
(3:30) Taxi
Driver (1976)
Mad Men Six Month Leave A disap-
pointing pitch.
Mad Men The Inheritance Betty visits
her father.
Mad Men The Jet Set Don makes
some new friends.
Secret Window (2004) Johnny Depp, John Turturro. A stranger
accuses a troubled author of plagiarism.
GoodFellas (1990) Robert
De Niro.
ANPL 49 47 Encounters Most Extreme Most Extreme Weird, True Weird, True Untamed and Uncut Dogs 101 Dogs 101 Wild Kingdom
BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef: Just Desserts Real Housewives/Beverly Housewives/NJ Most Eligible Dallas Most Eligible Dallas
CNBC 65 Paid Program Thin in 30! 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program Sexy Face Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program
CNN 35 35 Sunday Morn. State of the Union Fareed Zakaria GPS (N) Reliable Sources (N) State of the Union Fareed Zakaria GPS CNN Newsroom (N)
COM 64 98 Paid Program Paid Program Triverex Paid Program Paid Program Com. Central (:33) Scrubs (:04) Scrubs (:34) Scrubs (:05) Hot Shots! (1991, Comedy) Charlie Sheen.
CW 12 14 Paid Program TBA TBA TBA TBA Tomorrow In Touch W/Charles Stanley Key of David TBA TBA Edgemont Edgemont
DISC 34 30
Pain-free Hair
Removal
Paid Program

Tomorrows
World
Paid Program

Jentezen Frank-
lin
(7:58) Joel
Osteen
(:27) In Touch

Curiosity The earths forces that
shaped America.
Auction Kings

Auction Kings

Sons of Guns The American Chop-
per team gun.
DISN 37 21
Phineas and
Ferb
Chuggington Little Einsteins
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Space

Adventure
Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse
Jake and the
Pirates
Phineas and
Ferb
Phineas and
Ferb
Good Luck
Charlie
Shake It Up!
Model It Up
clarivoyANT
E! 57 25 1 Minute Anderson Healthy Hair 50 Super Epic TV Moments 15 Hollywood Girls Gone Gor Fashion The Soup E! News (N)
ESPN 28 31
(:00)
SportsCenter (N)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) Sunday NFL Countdown (N) (Live) NASCAR Countdown (N) (Live) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Geico
400. (N) (Live)
ESPN2 27 49 NFL Matchup NASCAR Now (N) (Live) Outside Lines Reporters SportsCenter Fantasy Football Now (N) (Live) Auto Racing American Le Mans Series: Monterey. (Taped)
FNC 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) Americas News Headquarters (N) Americas News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday
FOOD 72 50 Paid Program BodyMakovr Advantage Brian Boitano Dessert First Rachael Rays Week in a Day Dollar Dinners Money Saving Hungry Girl Guys Big Bite Barbecue Sand. King
FX 31 45 Brown Skin Paid Program Paid Program Smarter You Smarter? You Smarter? The Marine (2006, Action) John Cena, Robert Patrick. My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
FXM 44
(:00) Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997,
Adventure) Jason David Frank.
The Black Rose (1950) Tyrone Power. A Saxon and a bowman join a
warlord going to see Kublai Khan.
Captain From Castile (1947, Adventure) Tyrone Power, Jean Peters. A Spanish noble
escapes Inquisition by exploring with Cortez.
The Rivers
Edge
HGTV 50 43 Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Outdoor Room Curb/Block Professional Holmes Inspection Decked Out Disaster DIY Disaster DIY Yard Crashers Room Cr.
HIST 41 34 Paid Program Save-CarMD Cash Flow Modern Marvels Art of War Epic battles. Blood Diamonds Illicit trade in Sierra Leone.
HLMRK 87 I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Frasier Frasier
ION 15 20 (:00) Inspiration Today Camp Meeting Turning Point Discovery In Touch W/Charles Stanley Fellowship Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Ministry Camp.
LIFE 23 29 TriVita Paid Program D. Jeremiah In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power Joel Osteen Paid Program Reba Will & Grace The Perfect Neighbor
MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC News MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary
MTV 26 17 The Substitute Cuffd Cuffd Cuffd Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Teen Mom Taking It Slow Teen Mom To Be With You Teen Mom
NAT GEO 73 Save-CarMD Dog Whisperer Inside 9/11: Zero Hour Explorer Explorer Heroin Crisis Explorer Inside LSD
NICK 71 39 TBA The Nanny The Nanny Odd Parents T.U.F.F. Puppy Fanboy-Chum SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob The Fairly OddParents
OXY 61 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Meaningful Healthy Hair Daughters Left Behind Daughters of women who are behind bars.
ROOT 38 99
Clay Target
Shootout
Cash Flow
Blueprint
Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Seahawks All
Access
SportFishing
B.C. (N)
Hawg Quest (N) The Joy of Fish-
ing (N)
Stock Car
Series
Downunder
Horsemanship
LOKAR Car
Show (N)
Motorhead
Garage TV (N)
SPEED 58 53 MotoGP Race Classic Car Performance The 10 SPEED Center NASCAR RaceDay (N) (Live) Big Money Truck U Late Model Dirt Series
SPIKE 69 38 Cash Flow Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Fat Loss Auction Auction Auction Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower Trucks!
SYFY 43 40 Twilight Zone Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) Sean Connery. Casino Royale
TBS 33 10
Married... With
Children
Married... With
Children
Friends Friends Friends American Wedding (2003) Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan. A couple
prepares to marry, while a friend plans a party.
MLB on TBS (N)
(Live)
MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox. From
Fenway Park in Boston. (N)
TCM 51 26
(:00) Latin Lovers (1953) Lana Turner, Ricardo
Montalban, John Lund.
Convicts Four (1963) Ben Gazzara, Vincent Price. A convict becomes
a famous painter during his prison term.
Julius Caesar (1953) Marlon Brando. Political intrigues lead to
Caesars downfall in old Rome. (DVS)
(:15) Suspicion (1941)
Cary Grant. (DVS)
TLC 42 41 Sexy-Minutes! Steam Station Paid Program Faith-Dr. Frederick K.C. Price Paid Program Thin in 30! Four Weddings Four Weddings Four Weddings
TNT 36 42 Law & Order Law & Order A riot at a rally. Law & Order Aftershock Law & Order (DVS) Law & Order Survivor Law & Order Slave Law & Order Homesick
TOON 63 33 Inuyasha Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Pokmon Dude Destroy Build Hole in Wall Wrld, Gumball Looney Tunes Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation Scooby-Doo
TRVL 59 48 Be PROACTIV Paid Program Paid Program Border Patrol Border Patrol Bourdain: No Reservations The Wild Within Bourdain: No Reservations Conqueror Sand Masters
TVLND 53 28 3s Company 3s Company 3s Company The Nanny (:44) The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Extrm.
USA 45 15
Quit Smoking
Today
Monk Mr. Monk Joins a Cult Monk
falls under a spell.
Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Joel Osteen Necessary Roughness Goal Line Law & Order: Special Victims
Unit Blinded
Unit Baby Killer
VS. 47 422 Territories Primal Instinct H. Parker 3-D Wild Skies North-Alaska Out. Secrets NA Hunter Goin Country Ammo FLW Outdoors Bass Fishing Retriever
WE 185 120 Meaningful KettleBell Fit Anderson Amazing Wedding Cakes Amazing Wedding Cakes Amazing Wedding Cakes Bridezillas Tricia & Danyelle Bridezillas Tricia & Danni
WGN-A 14 Beyond Today In the Heat of the Night In the Heat of the Night Welcome to Mooseport (2004) Gene Hackman. Funny Videos Sox Warm-Up MLB Baseball
ENC 642 710
(4:05) The Blues Brothers
(1980)
(:20) Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Mike Myers, Beyonc Knowles.
Anaconda (1997) Jennifer Lopez. A huge snake
stalks a lm crew in the Brazilian jungle.
(:35) Breaking Away (1979) Dennis Christopher. Four high-school
graduates ponder their uncertain futures.
(:20) Ca-
sino
HBO 500 600
Sins of My Father (2009) The son of the drug
lord connects with victims.
Ice Age (2002, Comedy) Voices of Ray Romano,
John Leguizamo.
Real Women Have Curves (2002) America
Ferrera, Lupe Ontiveros.
24/7 May-
weather/Ortiz
Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore
(2010) Voices of James Marsden.
SHO 600 660
My Best
Friends
Gross Anatomy (1989) Matthew Modine. iTV. A young man goes to
medical school with a bad attitude.
Inside the NFL (iTV) Inside NASCAR
(iTV)
Thirst (2008) Lacey Chabert. Two couples struggle to
survive in the California desert.
The Switch (2010) Jennifer
Aniston. iTV.
TMC 620 690
(:45) Stealing Time (2001, Drama) Peter Facinelli. Fate reunites a
group of college friends in Los Angeles.
Labyrinth (1986, Fantasy) David Bowie, Jennifer
Connelly. Premiere.
(:15) Newsies (1992, Musical) Christian Bale, Robert Duvall, Ann-Margret. A newsboy
leads an 1899 strike against Joseph Pulitzer.
The Gold
Retrievers
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12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00
4,13/CBS
KPIC
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(10:00) NFL Football Oakland
Raiders at Buffalo Bills. (N)
NFL Football San Diego Chargers at New England Patriots. From Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Mass. (N) (Live) Inside the PAC Awesome
Adventures (EI)
Inside Edition
Weekend (N)
Wild About
Animals
CBS Evening
News/Mitchell
4.2/This TV
KPIC
292
Cold Turkey (1971, Comedy) Dick Van Dyke, Pippa Scott. A tobacco
tycoon bets town cannot quit smoking.
Toys in the Attic (1963) Dean Martin. New Orleans sisters meddle
with brother and his child bride.
Mulholland Falls (1996) Nick Nolte, Melanie Grifth. A cop in
postwar L.A. searches for his ex-lovers killer.
Stargate SG-1
Dominion
5/NBC
KOBI
5 5
(11:00) PGA Tour Golf BMW Championship, Final Round. From Cog Hill Golf & Country Club in Lemont, Ill. (N)
(Live)
Paid Program Paid Program Football Night in America (N)
(Live)
(:15) NFL Football Philadelphia Eagles at Atlanta
Falcons. (N) (Live)
8/PBS
KSYS
8
(11:00) Members Choice Members Choice Members Choice Members Choice
9/ABC
KEZI
9 4
Tracy Anderson Paid Program Judge Judy

Judge Joe
Brown
Wipeout New obstacle Kindertarten
Chaos.
Wipeout Contestants take on the
Wipeout Carwash.
Extra News (N) ABC World
News
News (N)
25/MYTV
KEVU
11 12
Rollin on TV Distant Roads

Armando
Montelongo
Answer to
Addiction
Armando
Montelongo
Paid Program The Crook and Chase Show New Hope Fellowship From
Calvary Satellite Network.
Green Science
Oregon
The Green
Economy
Ugly Betty
30/IND 21
Body & Spirit
Dick Nunez.
Tiny Tots for
Jesus
3ABN Today Live The Carter Report Wonderfully
Made
Share Him Revelation Insights 3ABN Today
33/FOX
KLSR
13 11
(10:00) NFL Football Regional
Coverage. (N) (Live)
The OT (N)
(Live)
English Premier League Soccer Manchester United vs. Chelsea. (Taped)

Homes and
Land TV
Countdown to the Emmys (N)
(Live)
63rd Primetime Emmy Awards Honoring excellence
in TV programming. (N) (Live)
46/NBC
KTCW
6
(11:00) PGA Tour Golf BMW Championship, Final Round. From Cog Hill Golf & Country Club in Lemont, Ill. (N)
(Live)
Paid Program NBC Nightly
News (N)
Football Night in America (N)
(Live)
(:15) NFL Football Philadelphia Eagles at Atlanta
Falcons. (N) (Live)
51/PBS
KOAC
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(9:00) Viewers Choice Popular programs. Viewers Choice Popular programs.
A&E 24 23
Enough (2002, Suspense) Jennifer Lopez, Billy Campbell. Premiere. A woman takes her
daughter and ees her abusive husband.
Billy the Exter-
minator
Billy the Exter-
minator
Billy the Exter-
minator
Billy the Exter-
minator
Billy the Exter-
minator
Storage Wars
Storage Wars
Storage Wars
ABC FAM 40 32 (11:00) Along Came Polly Bruce Almighty (2003) Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman. Evan Almighty (2007) Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
AMC 68 24
(11:00) GoodFellas (1990) Robert De Niro. An Irish-Italian hood
joins the 1950s New York Maa.
Deance (2008, Historical Drama) Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber, Jamie Bell. Three brothers wage a personal war
against the Nazis.
Top Gun (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Kelly
McGillis, Anthony Edwards.
ANPL 49 47 Bedbug Apocalypse Infested! Infested! Infested! Rat Busters NYC Rat Busters NYC Rat Busters
BRAVO 62 46 The Rachel Zoe Project The Rachel Zoe Project Flipping Out Flipping Out Reunion The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Housewives
CNBC 65 Healthy Hair Paid Program Riches! Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program 10 Min Meals! 3 FREE Bras! Diabetes Life Wall Street Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
CNN 35 35 Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Piers Morgan
COM 64 98 (:07) Ferris Buellers Day Off (1986) Matthew Broderick. (:24) Scary Movie 4 (2006, Comedy) Anna Faris. (:26) Major League (1989) Tom Berenger.
CW 12 14 Edgemont Edgemont The Other End of the Line (2008) Shriya Saran. A Knights Tale (2001, Adventure) Heath Ledger, Mark Addy. Smash Cuts Smash Cuts
DISC 34 30
Junior Offer Denied
Junior
Junior
Junior The Settlement
Junior
Junior Downsizing
Area 51 Military
base.
DISN 37 21
16 Wishes (2010, Comedy) Debby Ryan, Jean-
Luc Bilodeau.
(:40) Good Luck
Charlie
(:05) Shake It
Up!
Shake It Up!
Kick it Up
A.N.T. Farm
replicANT
Phineas and
Ferb
clarivoyANT
A.N.T. Farm Good Luck
Charlie
Good Luck
Charlie
E! 57 25 Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007) Adam Sandler. Countdown to the Red Emmy Awards
ESPN 28 31
(11:00) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Geico 400. From Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, Ill. (N)
(Live)
SportsCenter
(N)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) MLB Baseball St. Louis Cardinals at Philadelphia Phillies.
(N Subject to Blackout) (Live)
ESPN2 27 49 WNBA Basketball First Round, Game 2: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) WNBA Basketball: First Round, Game 2 -- Lynx at Silver Stars Baseball Tonight (N) SportsCenter NHRA Drag Racing
FNC 32 27 Americas News HQ Americas News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice Judge
FOOD 72 50 Chopped Champions Restaurant: Impossible Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Cupcake Wars Sugar High
FX 31 45 Ex-Girlfriend Fantastic Four (2005, Action) Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans. Spider-Man 3 (2007, Action) Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco. KF Panda
FXM 44
(11:30) The Rivers Edge
(1957)
Quintet (1979, Science Fiction) Paul Newman, Bibi Andersson. Man and
wife come to frozen city of future.
Big Trouble in Little China (1986) Kurt Russell. A macho truck driver
rescues a friends kidnapped ancee.
Strange Days (1995, Suspense) Ralph Fiennes,
Angela Bassett.
HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Intl My First Place My First Place Property Property Get It Sold Get It Sold House Hunters Intl For Rent For Rent House
HIST 41 34 Top Gear Top Gear Top Gear Texas Top Gear Top Gear First Cars Top Gear Death Valley Top Gear
HLMRK 87 Frasier Frasier Love Begins (2011, Drama) Wes Brown, Julie Mond. Loves Unending Legacy (2007) Erin Cottrell. Loves Unfolding Dream (2007)
ION 15 20 Inspiration Ministry Camp. Colors (1988, Crime Drama) Sean Penn, Robert Duvall. Rudy (1993, Drama) Sean Astin, Ned Beatty, Charles S. Dutton. Monk
LIFE 23 29 The Perfect Neighbor The Perfect Teacher (2010, Suspense) David Charvet. The Perfect Nanny (2000) Dana Barron. The Perfect Assistant (2008) Rachel Hunter.
MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Meet the Press MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Documentary
MTV 26 17 Teen Mom Teen Mom Teen Mom Trick or Treat Teen Mom Terrible Twos Teen Mom Without You Teen Mom Teen Mom
NAT GEO 73 Drugged: High on Cocaine Drugged: High on Ecstasy Drugged: High on Marijuana Border Wars Drugs, Inc. Marijuana Drugs, Inc. Cocaine Drugs, Inc.
NICK 71 39 Winx Club (N) iCarly iCarly iCarly iOMG iCarly Victorious Victorious Big Time Rush Big Time Rush SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob
OXY 61 Snapped Jessica McCord Snapped Jane Andrews Snapped Michelle Michael Snapped A mothers 911 call. Snapped Esther Wadley Snapped Karen Grauber Snapped
ROOT 38 99
Mariners All
Access (N)
Mariners
Pregame (Live)
MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Mariners Post-
game (Live)
Boys in the Hall MLS Soccer D.C. United at Seattle Sounders FC. From
CenturyLink Field in Seattle.
SPEED 58 53 Lucas Oil Off Road Racing MotoGP Racing Guys Garage NASCAR Victory Lane (N) The 10 SPEED Center (N) (Live) Wind Tunnel With D. Despain Am. Trucker
SPIKE 69 38 MuscleCar Deadliest Warrior (:40) Bar Rescue (:43) Bar Rescue Chumps Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction
SYFY 43 40 (11:30) Casino Royale (2006, Action) Daniel Craig, Eva Green. Quantum of Solace (2008, Action) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man
TBS 33 10
(10:30) MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red
Sox. (N) (Live)
American Pie Presents: Band Camp (2005, Comedy) Tad
Hilgenbrinck, Arielle Kebbel, Jason Earles.
American Pie 2 (2001) Jason Biggs. Friends rent a summerhouse on
Lake Michigan and chase girls.
Wedding Crashers (2005,
Comedy) Owen Wilson.
TCM 51 26
(11:15) Suspicion (1941)
Cary Grant. (DVS)
Wait Until Dark (1967) Audrey Hepburn. A blind woman fends off
intruders looking for a drug-lled doll.
Sounder (1972, Drama) Cicely Tyson, Paul Wineld. Black share-
croppers in 1930s Louisiana face a harsh life.
Citizen Kane (1941, Drama) Orson Welles,
Joseph Cotten. (DVS)
TLC 42 41 Four Weddings Big Sexy Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoard-Buried
TNT 36 42 Cinderella Man (2005, Biography) Russell Crowe, Rene Zellweger. A Beautiful Mind (2001, Biography) Russell Crowe, Ed Harris. Shawshank R.
TOON 63 33 Scooby-Doo and Monster Squirrel Squirrel Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball MAD MAD Regular Show Regular Show Advent. Time Advent. Time Who Framed
TRVL 59 48 Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Miami Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food
TVLND 53 28 Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland (:45) Hot in Cleveland
USA 45 15
Unit Fat
Unit Screwed
Unit Raw
Unit P.C.
Unit Florida
Unit PTSD
Law & Order:
SVU
VS. 47 422 Beach Volleyball (N) (Live) Formula D Pirelli World Challenge Auto Racing (N) Yachting (N) Bull Riding PBR Springeld Invitational. (N)
WE 185 120 Bridezillas Danni loses it. Bridezillas Suzy & Nicole Bridezillas Suzy loses control. Bridezillas Brittany & Kim Bridezillas Kim & Danielle Bridezillas Bridezillas (N)
WGN-A 14 MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Kansas City Royals. (N) Scrubs Scrubs Old Christine Old Christine How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met
ENC 642 710
(11:20) Casino (1995, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone. A mob employee
makes a play for power in 1970s Las Vegas.
(:20) Burglar (1987, Suspense) Whoopi Goldberg,
Bob Goldthwait.
(:05) Big Trouble in Little China (1986) Kurt Russell. A macho truck
driver rescues a friends kidnapped ancee.
(5:50) Parent-
hood (1989)
HBO 500 600
Real Time With Bill Maher Devil (2010, Horror) Chris Messina, Logan
Marshall-Green, Geoffrey Arend.
Just Wright (2010) Queen Latifah. A physical
therapist falls in love with her patient.
(:15) Torque (2004) Martin Henderson. A drug
dealer frames a biker for murder.
(:45) Hereafter (2010) Matt
Damon.
SHO 600 660
(11:00) The
Switch (2010)
(:45) Triggermen (2002) Neil Morrissey. iTV Premiere. Two con artists
pose as hit men amid a band of killers.
Worlds Greatest Dad (2009) Robin Williams,
Alexie Gilmore. iTV.
(:10) The Hurt Locker (2008) Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie. iTV. Members of an elite
bomb squad pull hazardous duty in Iraq.
TMC 620 690
(11:20) The Gold Retrievers
(2009) Steve Guttenberg.
Children on Their Birthdays (2002, Drama) Joe Pichler. A 13-year-
old develops his rst crush.
(2:50) Still Bill (2009) A portrait
of musician Bill Withers.
(:15) Les Formidables (2006, Action) Joong-Hoon Park. A lawman and a
criminal work together to battle a mutual enemy.
(:15) Multiple
Sarcasms
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63rd Primetime Emmy Awards
HBO and New York lead the way
as television once again honors
its best and brightest. HBO holds
the record for most nominations
104 while shows filmed in
the Big Apple account for a whop-
ping 110 Emmy nominations. Jane
Lynch (Glee) hosts this years
festivities from the Nokia Theatre in
Los Angeles.
5:15 p.m. on KOBI KMTX
NFL Football
Two teams likely to be playing
into January meet tonight in Atlanta,
where Matt Ryan and the Falcons
welcome in Michael Vick and the
Philadelphia Eagles. The Eagles
think theyve fixed last seasons
woeful pass defense by adding
cornerbacks Dominique Rodgers-
Cromartie and Nnamdi Asomugha,
and defensive linemen Cullen Jen-
kins and Jason Babin. The Falcons,
meanwhile, were the NFCs top
seed in the playoffs last year, but
took a beating from the Green Bay
Packers.
9 p.m. on KSYS
Masterpiece Mystery!
Lewis and Hathaway (Kevin
Whately, Laurence Fox) investigate
the poisoning of a bishop, who
they suspect was murdered for her
progressive views. Sian Phillips (I,
Claudius), Christopher Timothy
and Ronald Pickup also star in
the new episode Inspector Lewis,
Series IV: Wild Justice.
9 p.m. on LIFE
Drop Dead Diva
Nasty, stressed-out brides have
become the butt of jokes and the
subject of at least one reality se-
ries, and now its a case on Janes
(Brooke Elliott) plate in the new
episode Bride-a-Palooza. She
represents one such bridezilla who
became an Internet spectacle af-
ter she clawed for a gown amid
a stampede of buyers. Jane and
the womans law student husband
(Quinton Aaron) attempt to prove
the store was at fault for creat-
ing the conditions that led to the
melee.
10 p.m. on AMC
Breaking Bad
In this new episode, the fam-
ily becomes worried when Walter
(Bryan Cranston) fails to turn up
for Walt Jr.s (RJ Mitte) 16th birth-
day celebration. Meantime, Jesses
(Aaron Paul) lab skills are put to
the test when Mr. White becomes
unavailable. Anna Gunn, Dean Nor-
ris and Betsy Brandt also star in
Salud.
10 p.m. on BRAVO
The Real Housewives of New
Jersey
You know what they say about
drinking in the hot sun. When the
ladies head for a fun getaway to
Punta Cana, everything appears
to be all margaritas and tanning
oil until Kathy and Teresa get into
fisticuffs on the beach. Meantime,
Caroline and Al get a VIP seat
at Teresas fashion show, and the
whole gang heads out for a private
cruise in the new episode Get to
the Punta!
Dont Miss
SUNDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 18
6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00
4,13/CBS
KPIC
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News (N) 60 Minutes (N) The Good Wife Getting
Off
The Good Wife Closing
Arguments
CSI: Miami A plane carrying a
fugitive crash-lands.
News (N) Inside the
PAC
Paid Pro-
gram
4.2/This TV
KPIC
292
(:00) Star-
gate SG-1
Stargate SG-1 Unending

Bride of Frankenstein (1935, Horror) Boris Karloff,
Elsa Lanchester, Colin Clive.
Elviras Movie Macabre Untamed Women (1952) Females
on a remote island.
Curse-Face-
less
5/NBC
KOBI
5 5
(5:15) NFL Football Philadelphia Eagles at Atlanta Falcons.
From the Georgia Dome in Atlanta. (N)
News (N) Light Relief
Therapy
Whacked
Out Sports
Dateline NBC News (N) Whacked
Out Sports
Missing
(EI)
8/PBS
KSYS
8
Members
Choice
Members Choice Masterpiece Mystery! Inspector Lewis, Series IV: Wild Justice
A bishop is poisoned. (DVS)
Members Choice American
Masters
9/ABC
KEZI
9 4
News (N) Americas Funniest Home
Videos
Extreme Makeover: Home
Edition
20/20 Wrong Turn: The Kati Kim Story A family trapped in their
car in winter.
News (N) WEN
Healthy Hair
Armando
Montelongo
25/MYTV
KEVU
11 12
(:00) Ugly
Betty
Brothers & Sisters Owning
It
Bones A death at a rock n roll
fantasy camp.
Stargate Universe Resur-
gence
American
Dad
American
Dad
According to
Jim
Old Christine (Off Air)
30/IND 21
(:00) 3ABN
Today
Revelation of Jesus Christ Engage Windows of
Hope
Islam & Prophecy Secrets Unsealed Presents Celebrating Life in
Recovery
Life Discov-
ery Series
33/FOX
KLSR
13 11
(5:00) 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards
(N) (Live)
How I Met/
Mother
How I Met/
Mother
Friends Family Guy

KVAL News Two and a
Half Men
Two and a
Half Men
Friends Old Christine
46/NBC
KTCW
6
(5:15) NFL Football Philadelphia Eagles at Atlanta Falcons.
From the Georgia Dome in Atlanta. (N)
KMTR News
16
Greys Anatomy Mysterious
military doctor.
Dateline NBC News The Closer Brenda investigates
a disappearance.
51/PBS
KOAC
7
(5:00) Viewers Choice Popular programs.
A&E 24 23
Storage
Wars
Storage
Wars
Storage
Wars
Storage
Wars
Storage
Wars
Storage
Wars
Storage
Wars
Storage
Wars
Storage
Wars
Storage
Wars
Storage
Wars
(12:01) Stor-
age Wars
ABC FAM 40 32 Dodgeball 50 First Dates (2004) Adam Sandler. Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) Kevin James. Funniest Home Videos Joel Osteen
AMC 68 24
(5:00) Top Gun
(1986) Tom Cruise.
U-571 (2000) Matthew McConaughey, Bill Paxton. Premiere. GIs try to
steal an encryption device from a German sub.
Breaking Bad Salud (N) (:04) Breaking Bad
Salud
(12:06) The
Killing
ANPL 49 47 Rat Busters Rat Busters NYC Tanked River Monsters Hillbilly Handshin (N) Hillbilly Handshin Monsters
BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Real Housewives/Beverly Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives
CNBC 65 Enron: Smartest Guys Millions 60 Minutes on CNBC American Greed Marijuana USA Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Greed
CNN 35 35 Piers CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Piers
COM 64 98 Major Lea. Drillbit Taylor (2008) Owen Wilson. Daniel Tosh: Happy (:06) Tosh.0 (:37) Tosh.0 (:08) Tosh.0 (:39) Major League
CW 12 14 Cops Heartland True Enough Freedomland (2006) Samuel L. Jackson. King Til Death Browns Browns Payne
DISC 34 30
(:00) Area
51
Curiosity What will happen if
aliens invade Earth.
Curiosity Is a global apoca-
lypse likely? (N)
Killing bin Laden Secrets of SEAL Team 6

Curiosity Is a global apoca-
lypse likely?
Killing bin
Laden
DISN 37 21
Wizards-
Place
A.N.T. Farm
So Random!
(N)
Shake It Up! CeCe and Rocky
go to an audition.
Good Luck
Charlie
A.N.T. Farm

go to an audition.
So Random!

Good Luck
Charlie
Wizards-
Place
E! 57 25 11 Primetime Emmy Awards Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian The Soup Chelsea Lat Kardashian
ESPN 28 31
(5:00) MLB Baseball St. Louis Cardinals at
Philadelphia Phillies. (Live)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter
ESPN2 27 49 NHRA Drag Racing OReilly Auto Parts Nationals. NASCAR Now (N) Basketball 2011 Eurobasket, Gold-Medal Game. NASCAR Racing
FNC 32 27 Justice Geraldo at Large (N) Huckabee Justice With Jeanine Geraldo at Large Fox News Sunday Huckabee
FOOD 72 50 Crave Food Truck Race Challenge Food Truck Race Iron Chef America Chopped Squashed Food Truck
FX 31 45 (:00) Kung Fu Panda (2008) Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) Hugh Laurie Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) Hugh Laurie Super Ex
FXM 44
(5:00) Strange Days
(1995)
Predator 2 (1990) Danny Glover. Police ofcers lock
horns with a bloodthirsty alien.
Strange Days (1995) Ralph Fiennes, Angela Bassett. A black marketeer
peddles other peoples experiences.
Naked
Lunch
HGTV 50 43 Hunters Intl Cash & Cari Cash & Cari Holmes Inspection All American Handyman House Hunters Intl Design Star Handyman
HIST 41 34 Top Gear Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers (N) Top Gear Ancient Aliens Truckers
HLMRK 87 Love Love Finds a Home (2009) Patty Duke. Love Begins (2011) Wes Brown, Julie Mond. Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls
ION 15 20 (:00) Monk Monk Monk Monk Psych He Dead Psych Tourist attraction. Psych
LIFE 23 29 Perfect The Perfect Roommate (2011) Boti Bliss. Drop Dead Diva (N) Against the Wall (N) Against the Wall Drop-Diva
MSNBC 54 44 Doc MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Meet the Press Doc
MTV 26 17 Teen Mom Teen Mom Time Out Teen Dads (N) Jersey Shore Awkward. Awkward. Teen Mom
NAT GEO 73 Drugs, Inc. Border Wars (N) Drugs, Inc. Cocaine Drugs, Inc. Meth Border Wars Naked Science Egypt
NICK 71 39 iCarly Victorious Bucket My Wife My Wife Nick News George Friends Friends Friends Friends 70s Show
OXY 61 Snapped Snapped Snapped Snapped Sarah Kolb Snapped Sarah Kolb Snapped Snapped
ROOT 38 99
MLS Soccer Womens College Volleyball Utah at Colorado. (Taped) MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout) Boxing
SPEED 58 53 Trucker Wrecked Car Crazy SPEED Center NASCAR Victory Lane Wind Tunnel w/Despain Late Model Dirt Series Late Model
SPIKE 69 38 Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Bar Rescue Bar Fight (:01) Bar Rescue US Marshl
SYFY 43 40 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007, Action) Johnny Depp. Lost City Raiders
TBS 33 10
(5:30) Wedding Crashers (2005)
Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn.
Meet the Fockers (2004) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller.
Future in-laws clash in Florida.
(:13) Meet the Fockers (2004, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller,
Dustin Hoffman. Future in-laws clash in Florida.
TCM 51 26
(5:00) Citi-
zen Kane
(:15) The Power and the Glory (1933, Drama)
Spencer Tracy, Colleen Moore. Premiere.
Metropolis (1927, Science Fiction) Brigitte Helm, Alfred Abel. Silent. An
industrialist rules a 21st-century city.
(:45) Metropolis Re-
found (2010)
TLC 42 41 Hoarding Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Undercover Boss Hoarding: Buried Alive Undercover
TNT 36 42 (:00) The Shawshank Redemption (1994, Drama) The Da Vinci Code (2006, Mystery) Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou. Da Vinci
TOON 63 33 (:00) Who Framed Roger Rabbit Gumball Looney Delocated Childrens King of Hill Family Guy Family Guy Chicken Metal
TRVL 59 48 Man, Food Sand M. Sand M. Truck Stp Truck Stp Vegas Insiders (N) Jaw-Dropping Rentals ResidenSea Vgs Insdrs
TVLND 53 28 Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Everybody-Raymond
USA 45 15
Law &
Order: SVU
Victims Unit Perverted
Victims Unit Zebras
Victims Unit
Victims Unit 911
Victims Unit Blinded
Law &
Order: SVU
VS. 47 422 Bull Riding IndyCar Racing Indy Japan 300, Qualifying. Bull Riding PBR Springeld Invitational. From Springeld, Mo. Knife
WE 185 120 Bridezillas Big Easy Brides (N) Bridezillas Big Easy Brides Bridezillas Big Easy Brides Bridezillas
WGN-A 14 How I Met News/Nine Replay Monk Monk Monk Sorority Boys (2002)
ENC 642 710
(5:50) Parenthood (1989, Comedy)
Steve Martin.
Anaconda (1997, Suspense) Jennifer
Lopez, Ice Cube.
(:35) Casino (1995, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone. A mob employee
makes a play for power in 1970s Las Vegas.
HBO 500 600
(5:45) Hereafter (2010) Matt Damon,
Ccile de France.
Boardwalk Empire The
Emerald City
Boardwalk Empire Nucky
shakes up the status quo.
Boardwalk Empire A Return
to Normalcy
127 Hours (2010) James Franco,
Amber Tamblyn.
SHO 600 660
Thirst (2008, Drama) Lacey Chabert, Tygh
Runyan, Brandon Quinn. iTV.
Dexter (iTV) Dexter must do
damage control.
Weeds (iTV)

The Big C
(iTV)
The Switch (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Aniston,
Jason Bateman. iTV.
Weeds (iTV)

TMC 620 690
(:15) Multiple Sarcasms (2010)
Timothy Hutton, Mira Sorvino.
The Back-up Plan (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer
Lopez, Alex OLoughlin.
Kaboom (2010) Thomas Dekker, Haley
Bennett.
Giallo (2009) Adrien Brody.

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4,13/CBS
KPIC
4 8
News (N) The Bold and
the Beautiful
The Talk Lets Make a Deal (N) Dr. Phil The Dr. Oz Show News (N) CBS Evening
News/Pelley
News (N)
4.2/This TV
KPIC
292
A Rumor of
Angels
Smile (1975, Comedy) Bruce Dern, Barbara Feldon, Michael Kidd. This acclaimed satire
takes a swipe at beauty pageants.
Nobodys Fool (1986) Rosanna Arquette. Cocktail waitress falls for
troupe technician passing through.
Jinxed! (1982) Bette Midler. A blackjack dealer and
a singer plot to kill her boyfriend.
5/NBC
KOBI
5 5
The Dr. Oz Show Days of our Lives (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent
One Criminals perspectives.
The Doctors The Dr. Oz Show News (N) NBC Nightly
News (N)
News (N)
8/PBS
KSYS
8
(11:30) Charlie
Rose
Barney &
Friends
Clifford the Big
Red Dog
Sid the Science
Kid
Bob the Builder
Cat in the Hat

Knows a Lot
WordWorld
(DVS)
Wild Kratts
Fireies
Arthur (EI)
(DVS)
WordGirl
Beatrice Bixby.
The Electric
Company
Fetch! With Ruff
Ruffman
Nightly Busi-
ness Report
9/ABC
KEZI
9 4
All My Children (N) One Life to Live (N) General Hospital (N) Judge Joe
Brown (N)
Judge Joe
Brown (N)
Judge Judy (N)

Judge Judy (N)

News (N) ABC World
News
News (N)
25/MYTV
KEVU
11 12
The Peoples Court (N) Divorce Court
(N)
Judge Alex (N)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent A
high-prole murder case.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent
One Criminals perspectives.
TMZ (N) Access Hol-
lywood (N)
Anderson The 700 Club
30/IND 21
Action 4 Life Better Life
Today
Jesus
Kids Time It Is Written Bible Questions Time Out Variety (In
Japanese)
Walking With
Jesus
Health for a
Lifetime
Anchors of
Truth
33/FOX
KLSR
13 11
Christine
How I Met Your
Mother
Friends Armando
Montelongo
According to
Jim
30 Rock Pilot

Friends Scrubs Her Story
II
The Ofce Family Guy

King of the Hill

46/NBC
KTCW
6
The Nate Berkus Show Days of our Lives (N) Swift Justice:
Jackie Glass
Swift Justice:
Jackie Glass
The Doctors The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N)

KMTR News-
Source at 5pm
News NBC Nightly
News (N)
51/PBS
KOAC
7
Paint This-Jerry Kimchi
Chronicles
Friends
Bob the Builder
Cat in the Hat

Knows a Lot
Arthur (EI)
(DVS)
WordGirl
Beatrice Bixby.
Wild Kratts
Fireies
The Electric
Company
Fetch! With Ruff
Ruffman
This Old House
A&E 24 23
The First 48 Detectives try to break
the silence.
The First 48 Two men are shot in a
hotel room.
Dog the Bounty
Hunter
Dog the Bounty
Hunter
CSI: Miami A baby is kidnapped by
a killer.
The Sopranos AJ makes a life-chang-
ing decision.
Criminal Minds Perpetrators hunt the
victims.
The First 48
ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules Simple Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Lying Game
AMC 68 24
The Kingdom (2007, Action) Jamie Foxx, Chris Cooper, Jennifer Garner. Federal agents
seek a terrorist cell in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
U-571 (2000, Suspense) Matthew McConaughey, Bill Paxton, Harvey Keitel. GIs try to steal
an encryption device from a German sub.
The Peacemaker (1997, Action) George Clooney,
Nicole Kidman, Marcel Iures.
ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston (N) Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Houston K-9 Cops I Shouldnt Be Alive The Most Extreme Monsters
BRAVO 62 46 Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives
CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Biography on CNBC New Wal-Mart
COM 64 98 (:12) Scrubs (:43) Major League II (1994) Charlie Sheen, Tom Berenger. Com. Central (:24) Futurama Futurama (:26) Tosh.0 Always Sunny Always Sunny Daily Show
CW 12 14 TBA Cops Paid Program The Steve Wilkos Show Lifechangers Lifechangers Meet, Browns Meet, Browns 70s Show 70s Show Til Death
DISC 34 30
Biker Build-Off Dawn Norakas takes
on Scott Webster.
American Chopper Chopper honors
the New York Giants.
American Chopper Miller Electric
1
American Chopper Miller Electric
2
American Chopper Tensions rise
during a build.
Desert Car Kings Parts and
Restoration
Cash Cab
DISN 37 21
Jake and the
Pirates
Jake and the
Pirates
Jake and the
Pirates
Jake and the
Pirates
Phineas and
Ferb
Phineas and
Ferb
on Deck
Wizards of
Waverly Place
Wizards of
Waverly Place
Phineas and
Ferb
A.N.T. Farm Shake It Up!
Heat It Up
E! 57 25 E! News E!: Fatal Teen Triangle Kourt and Kim Kourt and Kim Kourt and Kim Kourt and Kim Kourt and Kim Kourt and Kim Kourt and Kim Kourt and Kim Kourt and Kim
ESPN 28 31
NFL PrimeTime (N) (Live) NFL Live (N) (Live) Around the
Horn (N)
Pardon the
Interruption (N)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) Monday Night Countdown (N) (Live) NFL Football St. Louis Rams at New
York Giants. (Live)
ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) NFL 32 (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) WNBA Basketball
FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef
FX 31 45 Spider-Man 3 Superman Returns (2006) Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth. The Man of Steel faces an old enemy. Kung Fu Panda (2008) Voices of Jack Black. How I Met
FXM 44
(11:30) Wild on the Beach
(1965)
Caprice (1967, Comedy) Doris Day, Richard Harris, Ray Walston. One
industrial spy falls for another.
11 Harrowhouse (1974, Comedy) Charles Grodin. A businessman
and a socialite perpetrate a jewel heist.
La Mtamorphose des Cloportes (1965) Lino
Ventura, Charles Aznavour.
HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Intl House House House House House House House House House House House
HIST 41 34 Ax Men Battle for Survival Ax Men Judgement Day Ax Men Under Fire Ax Men Overboard Ax Men Lock & Load Ax Men Fallout Zone Ax Men
HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons The Waiting The Waltons The Waltons The Wager Little House
ION 15 20 TriVita Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer Dead Eye Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Witht a Trace
LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Greys Anatomy Medical Medical Cold Case Files Cold Case Files TBA
MTV 26 17 True Life True Life True Life Jersey Shore Jersey Shore The Substitute The Substitute The Substitute 70s Show
NAT GEO 73 Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Kissinger Extraordinary Henry Kissinger. Inside the State Department Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Drugs, Inc. Meth Drugs, Inc.
NICK 71 39 Max & Ruby Max & Ruby Go, Diego, Go! SpongeBob Fanboy-Chum The Penguins SpongeBob iCarly iCarly SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly
OXY 61 The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club
ROOT 38 99
Graham
Bensinger
Mariners All
Access (N)
MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Mariners Post-
game (Live)
The Dan Patrick Show (N) MLS Soccer: Revolution at Timbers
SPEED 58 53 Car Crazy On the Edge Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time Monster Jam Pass Time
SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: NY Live or Let Die CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Say Uncle (DVS) 1,000 Ways to Die Ways to Die
SYFY 43 40 (11:30) The Rocketeer (1991) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest (2006, Action) Johnny Depp. Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007)
TBS 33 10
Browns
American Dad

My Name Is
Earl
Everybody-
Raymond
Everybody-
Raymond
According to
Jim
Everybody-
Raymond
Friends Friends Friends Friends The King of
Queens
TCM 51 26
(11:30) Rasputin and the Empress (1932)
John Barrymore, Ethel Barrymore.
(:45) Nicholas and Alexandra (1971, Historical Drama) Michael Jayston, Janet Suzman, Tom Baker. A chronicle of the tumultu-
ous reign of Russias last czar.
Dr. Coppelius (1966) Walter Slezak. A scientist creates
a captivating mechanical doll.
TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear Natalie A Baby Story A Baby Story Babys First Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear Jordan Four Weddings Cake Boss Cake Boss LA Ink
TNT 36 42 Las Vegas Las Vegas The Lie Is Cast Cold Case Forever Blue The Closer Fantasy Date Law & Order Chosen Law & Order Mothers Day Law & Order
TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Gareld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show MAD Looney Tunes
TRVL 59 48 Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Carnivore Carnivore Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain
TVLND 53 28 Bonanza The Medal Bonanza The Stalker Bonanza A Darker Shadow Bonanza Dead Wrong Bonanza Old Friends Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son
USA 45 15
Palimpsest
dog ghting ring.
real estate agents body.
funeral directors murder.
Bright Boy
Unit A murdered girl is found.
NCIS Twilight
VS. 47 422 College Football Notre Dame at Michigan State. College Football Talk (N) NBC Sports Talk (N) World of Adventure Sports Adv. Sports Tin Cup (1996)
WE 185 120 My Fair Wedding Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Charmed Generation Hex Charmed The Torn Identity Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls
WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Cheers Cheers Mad Abt. You Mad Abt. You Old Christine Old Christine Amer. Funniest Home Videos 30 Rock 30 Rock 30 Rock
ENC 642 710
(11:05) Legion (2010, Horror)
Paul Bettany.
(12:50) 8 Mile (2002, Drama) Eminem, Kim Basinger. A Detroit man
tries to achieve success as a rapper.
(2:50) The Jerk (1979, Comedy) Steve Martin,
Bernadette Peters.
Lionheart (1990) Jean-Claude Van Damme. An AWOL legionnaire
becomes a modern gladiator in New York.
HBO 500 600
Our Family
Wedding
(:45) Just Married (2003) Ashton Kutcher. Two newlyweds have bad
luck while honeymooning in Europe.
The Sunset Limited (2011, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson,
Tommy Lee Jones.
(:15) Lottery Ticket (2010) Bow Wow, Brandon T. Jackson. A young
man wins a multimillion-dollar prize.
Four Christ-
mases
SHO 600 660
(:15) This Is England (2006) Thomas Turgoose. iTV. A boy joins a
gang of skinheads in 1980s Britain.
Drones (2010, Comedy) Jonathan M. Woodward,
Angela Bettis. iTV.
(:40) A Single Man (2009, Drama) Colin Firth. iTV. A gay man
contemplates suicide after his lovers death.
(:25) Accidents Happen
(2009) iTV.
TMC 620 690
(11:50) Tenure (2009) Luke Wilson. A professor
tries to derail a rivals tenure track.
(:20) Space Buddies (2009)
Diedrich Bader.
(:45) Motherhood (2009) Uma Thurman. A bitter New York mom
prepares for her daughters birthday.
(:20) Abandon (2002, Suspense) Katie Holmes,
Benjamin Bratt.
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NFL Football
New Meadowlands Stadium is
the scene as two playoff contenders
clash when the St. Louis Rams visit
the New York Giants. The Giants,
led by quarterback Eli Manning,
hope to make a return to the post-
season after finishing with a 10-6
record last year but missing out on
the playoffs for a second straight
year. The Rams, 7-9 in the NFC
West in 2010, also narrowly missed
the playoffs. They hope quarterback
Sam Bradford can get them there in
his second season.
8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX
The Sing-Off
Grammy-nominated singer/song-
writer Sara Bareilles might not write
you a love song if you ask for it
but she will join Ben Folds and
Boyz II Mens Shawn Stockman
as a judge for the third season of
NBCs a cappella singing compe-
tition, hosted by newlywed Nick
Lachey.
8 p.m. on KEZI
Dancing With the Stars
Season 13 of televisions most
successful dance competition gets
under way with a two-hour epi-
sode that introduces the 12 ce-
lebrity contestants: athletes Ron
Artest and Hope Solo, actors David
Arquette and J.R. Martinez, author/
activist Chaz Bono, model/actress
Elisabeth Canalis, reality TV stars
Kristen Cavallari and Robert Kar-
dashian, journalist Nancy Grace,
style guru Carson Kressley, talk
show host Ricki Lake, and singer
Chynna Phillips.
8 p.m. on KLSR
Hells Kitchen
Only four chefs are still standing
in the two-hour season finale and
only two of those will go on to face
off in a dramatic dinner service that
will determine who gets the grand
prize: a culinary position as chef de
cuisine at BLT Steaks in midtown
Manhattan. It all goes down in the
double episode 4 Chefs Compete/
Winner Chosen.
9 p.m. on KPIC
Two and a Half Men
Season 8 came to an abrupt
end when Charlie Sheen was fired
after a very bizarre public squabble
with creator and executive producer
Chuck Lorre. But the show will
go on without Sheen, and with
Ashton Kutcher joining the cast.
Expect a big audience for tonights
season premiere, Nice to Meet
You, Walden Schmidt, as both loyal
viewers and the curious want to
see how the show offs the Charlie
character.
9:31 p.m. on KPIC
2 Broke Girls
Max (Kat Dennings) is a street-
wise waitress at a rough New York
diner who suffers through cooks
and customers hitting on her. Her
job gets tougher when the din-
er hires an inept new waitress,
Caroline (Beth Behrs), who turns
out to be the now homeless trust-
fund daughter of a disgraced Ponzi
schemer. They soon form a bond
and decide to save up $250,000 to
open a bake shop together in this
new sitcom.
Dont Miss
MONDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 19
6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00
4,13/CBS
KPIC
4 8
Wheel of
Fortune
Jeopardy! Inside Edi-
tion (N)
How I Met/
Mother
How I Met/
Mother
Two and a
Half Men
(:31) 2 Broke
Girls
Hawaii Five-0 Haiole
(Season Premiere) (N)
David Letterman
4.2/This TV
KPIC
292
(5:00)
Jinxed!
How to Beat the High Cost of Living (1979,
Comedy) Susan Saint James, Jane Curtin.
Jinxed! (1982) Bette Midler. A blackjack dealer and a
singer plot to kill her boyfriend.
He Who Must Die (1957, Drama) Jean
Servais, Melina Mercouri.
5/NBC
KOBI
5 5
News (N) Entertain-
ment Night
The Insider
(N)
The Sing-Off (Season Premiere) Eight groups perform together.
(N)
The Playboy Club Pilot
(Series Premiere) (N)
News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show
With Jay Leno (N)
8/PBS
KSYS
8
PBS NewsHour (N) Americas
Heartland
Antiques Roadshow
Jackpot!
Antiques Roadshow Ten
years of treasures.
Nancy Reagan: The Role
of a Lifetime
Charlie Rose (N) Democracy
Now!
9/ABC
KEZI
9 4
News (N) Entertain-
ment Night
The Insider
(N)
Dancing With the Stars (Season Premiere) The couples perform
for the rst time. (N Same-day Tape)
(:01) Castle Rise (Season
Premiere) (N)
line (N)
Jimmy Kim-
mel Live (N)
25/MYTV
KEVU
11 12
(:00) The
700 Club
Dr. Phil The Dr. Oz Show Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit Payback
Victims Unit
My Name Is
Earl
Everybody
Hates Chris
Everybody-
Raymond
30/IND 21
Anchors of
Truth
Anchors of Truth The Carter Report Give Me the Bible 3-ABN on the Road Books of the
Book
Battles of
Faith
Windows of
Hope
33/FOX
KLSR
13 11
The Simp-
sons
Two and a
Half Men
Two and a
Half Men
Hells Kitchen 4 Chefs Compete; Winner Chosen The remain-
ing four chefs compete.
Fox News at
10 (N)
(:35) Family
Guy
(:05) 30
Rock
Everybody-
Raymond
American
Dad Pilot
46/NBC
KTCW
6
News Big Bang
Theory
Big Bang
Theory
The Sing-Off (Season Premiere) Eight groups perform together.
(N)
The Playboy Club Pilot
News (:35) The Tonight Show
With Jay Leno (N)
51/PBS
KOAC
7
Nightly
Business
PBS NewsHour (N) Antiques Roadshow
Jackpot!
Antiques Roadshow Ten
years of treasures.
Free or Equal: A Personal
View by Johan
Frontline The Interrogator

PBS News-
Hour
A&E 24 23
(:00) The
First 48
The First 48 Two men are shot
in a hotel room.
Hoarders A food hoarder is
also a chef.
Hoarders A house has 47 cats
and dogs.
Intervention A meth and
painkiller addict.
Intervention A rape victim is
self-destructing.
(12:01)
Hoarders
ABC FAM 40 32 Lying Game The Lying Game The Lying Game (N) Bring It On (2000, Comedy) Kirsten Dunst. The 700 Club Whose?
AMC 68 24
(5:00) The Peacemaker (1997)
George Clooney, Nicole Kidman.
No Country for Old Men (2007, Crime Drama) Tommy Lee Jones. A
hunter nds the remains of a drug deal gone bad.
No Country for Old Men (2007, Crime Drama)
Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem.
ANPL 49 47 Monsters River Monsters Im Alive Im Alive Resurrection Im Alive Battlegrounds Im Alive Im Alive
BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Most Eligible Dallas (N) Happens Real Housewives/Beverly
CNBC 65 Wal-Mart American Greed Mad Money Biography on CNBC American Greed Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers
COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock 30 Rock (:09) Tosh.0 (:41) Tosh.0 (:13) Tosh.0 The Roast The Comedy Central Roast (N) Comedy Central Roast
CW 12 14 King Seinfeld Seinfeld H8R Ringer Pilot Cops Til Death King South Park South Park
DISC 34 30
Cash Cab

American Chopper: Senior
vs. Junior
vs. Junior
vs. Junior (N)
Swamp
Brothers
Swamp
Brothers
vs. Junior
Swamp
Brothers
DISN 37 21
Good Luck
Charlie
go to an audition.
So Random!

Lemonade Mouth (2011, Musical) Bridgit Mendler. Five
high-school students form a music group.
go to an audition.
So Random!

Wizards-
Place
E! 57 25 Kourtney E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Fshn Plc-Emmy Chelsea Lat E! News
ESPN 28 31
(5:30) NFL Football St. Louis Rams at New York Giants. (N
Subject to Blackout) (Live)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) NFL PrimeTime (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) College
Football
ESPN2 27 49 Basketball WNBA Basketball Baseball Tonight (N) NFL Films NASCAR Now E:60 SportCenter
FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Unwrapped Unwrapped Unwrapped Crave (N) Diners Diners Best Thing Best Thing Challenge Diners
FX 31 45 How I Met Two Men Two Men Wild Hogs (2007, Comedy) Tim Allen, John Travolta. Wild Hogs (2007) Tim Allen, John Travolta.
FXM 44
Mtamor-
phose
La Mtamorphose des Cloportes (1965, Comedy)
Lino Ventura, Charles Aznavour.
11 Harrowhouse (1974) Charles Grodin. A business-
man and a socialite perpetrate a jewel heist.
Only the Strong (1993, Drama) Mark
Dacascos, Stacey Travis.
HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Intl House House Hunters Intl Showhouse Showdown House Hunters Intl House Hunters-Esc. Showhouse
HIST 41 34 Ax Men American Pickers Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers (N) Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Top Shot Pawn Stars
HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls
LIFE 23 29 Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) Kathy Bates. The Bucket List (2007) Jack Nicholson. The Protector Safe Bucket
MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word
MTV 26 17 70s Show Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Jersey Shore Fantasy Fantasy Ridiculous. Death Cuffd (N) Ridiculous. Death
NAT GEO 73 Drugs, Inc. Explorer Drugs, Inc. Meth Drugs, Inc. Heroin. Explorer Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Iraq
NICK 71 39 Victorious Big Time SpongeBob BrainSurge My Wife George George Friends Friends 70s Show 70s Show George
OXY 61 Bad Girls The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club (N) Hair Battle Spectacular The Bad Girls Club Bad Girls
ROOT 38 99
MLS Soccer: Revolution at
Timbers
MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (Subject
to Blackout)
The Dan Patrick Show LOKAR Car
Show
Motorhead
Garage TV
SPEED 58 53 Pass Time Car Science Car Science Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time Car Science Car Science NASCAR Race Hub Lucas Oil
SPIKE 69 38 Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die War Ways to Die
SYFY 43 40 Pirates of the Caribbean: End Eureka One Giant Leap Warehouse 13 (N) Alphas (N) (:01) Eureka Warehouse
TBS 33 10
The King of
Queens
Seinfeld The
Pie
Seinfeld Family Guy

Family Guy

Family Guy

Family Guy

Family Guy

Family Guy

Conan (N) The Ofce

TCM 51 26
(:45) The Red Shoes (1948, Drama) Moira Shearer, Anton Walbrook.
A ballerina loves an impresario and her art.
(:15) Invitation to the Dance (1957, Musical) Gene
Kelly, Igor Youskevitch.
The Unnished Dance (1947)
Margaret OBrien, Cyd Charisse.
TLC 42 41 (:00) LA Ink Kate Plus 8 The Finale Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat Gypsy Wed Cake Boss: Dear Buddy Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat
TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order The Closer Law & Order Captive Law & Order CSI: NY Cuckoos Nest CSI: NY
TOON 63 33 Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Adventure MAD (N) King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken
TRVL 59 48 Bourdain No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation Bourdain
TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne
USA 45 15
(:00) NCIS
Twilight
NCIS Kill Ari Gibbs is
determined to stop Ari.
NCIS Gibbs exploits Zivas
connection to Ari.
WWE Monday Night RAW (N Same-day Tape) (:05) The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
Matt Damon, Julia Stiles.
VS. 47 422 (5:30) Tin Cup (1996) College Football Talk NBC Sports Talk Bull Riding Prostate
WE 185 120 Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer Little Miss Perfect Perfect
WGN-A 14 30 Rock WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama South Park South Park
ENC 642 710
(:20) Pee-wees Big Adventure
(1985) Paul Reubens.
8 Mile (2002, Drama) Eminem. A Detroit man tries to
achieve success as a rapper.
Legion (2010, Horror) Paul Bettany, Lucas
Black.
(:45) The Jerk (1979)
Steve Martin.
HBO 500 600
(:00) Four Christmas-
es (2008)
24/7 May-
weather

Public Enemies (2009) Johnny Depp. G-man Melvin Purvis vows to nab
notorious criminal John Dillinger.
24/7 May-
weather
Dont Ask,
Dont Tell
SHO 600 660
Accidents
Happen
Youth in Revolt (2009) Michael Cera,
Jean Smart. iTV.
Piranha (2010, Horror) Elisabeth Shue,
Adam Scott. iTV.
Weeds (iTV)
(N)
The Big C
(iTV) (N)
Weeds (iTV)

The Big C
(iTV)
Loves
Kitchen
TMC 620 690
(:00) Remember Me (2010) Robert
Pattinson, Emilie de Ravin.
Deadline (2009, Suspense) Brittany Murphy,
Tammy Blanchard.
Miss Nobody (2010) Leslie Bibb, Adam
Goldberg. Premiere.
Charlie Valentine (2009) Raymond J. Barry,
Michael Weatherly.
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12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00
4,13/CBS
KPIC
4 8
the Beautiful
News/Pelley
News (N)
4.2/This TV
KPIC
292
Carve Her Name With Pride (1958, Docudrama) Virginia McKenna, Paul Scoeld.
London shopgirl Violette Szabo spies for French underground.
Play Dirty (1969, War) Michael Caine, Nigel Davenport, Nigel Green. British captain leads
ex-convict commandos on desert mission.
Cohen and Tate (1988, Suspense) Roy Scheider,
Adam Baldwin, Harley Cross.
5/NBC
KOBI
5 5
Art
News (N)
News (N)
8/PBS
KSYS
8
(11:30) Charlie
Rose
Barney &
Friends
Clifford the Big
Red Dog
Sid the Science
Kid
Bob the Builder
Cat in the Hat

Knows a Lot
WordWorld
(DVS)
Wild Kratts
(EI)
Arthur (EI)
(DVS)
WordGirl
(DVS)
The Electric
Company
Fetch! With Ruff
Ruffman
Nightly Busi-
ness Report
9/ABC
KEZI
9 4
Brown (N)
Judge Joe
Brown (N)
Judge Judy (N)

Judge Judy (N)

News (N) ABC World
News
News (N)
25/MYTV
KEVU
11 12
(N)
Judge Alex (N)

Tru Love
Art
TMZ (N) Access Hol-
lywood
30/IND 21
Body & Spirit
Dick Nunez.
In Search of
Truth
Jesus
Kids Time Kids Time
Praise
Puppet Parade Knowing God Secrets Unsealed Presents 3ABN Today
33/FOX
KLSR
13 11
(10:00)
Thief
Christine
Friends Frasier According to
Jim
30 Rock The
Aftermath
Friends Scrubs The Ofce Family Guy

King of the Hill

46/NBC
KTCW
6
Jackie Glass
Swift Justice:
Jackie Glass

KMTR News-
Source at 5pm
News NBC Nightly
News (N)
51/PBS
KOAC
7
Best of
Scheewe Art
Sweet Life With
Chris
Friends
Thomas &
Friends
Cat in the Hat
Knows a Lot
Arthur (EI)
(DVS)
WordGirl
(DVS)
Wild Kratts
(EI)
The Electric
Company
Fetch! With Ruff
Ruffman
Ask This Old
House
A&E 24 23
The First 48 A young man is robbed
and killed.
Billy the Exter-
minator
Billy the Exter-
minator
Dog the Bounty Hunter Easy
Rider
CSI: Miami A savage killer runs
rampant in Miami.
The Sopranos AJ struggles with
depression.
Criminal Minds Homeless people in
Kansas City.
The First 48
ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules 8 Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show Grounded Life Secret Life of American Teen 70s Show
AMC 68 24
The Peacemaker (1997, Action) George Clooney, Nicole Kidman, Marcel Iures. A scientist and a soldier seek
stolen nuclear weapons.
King Arthur (2004, Historical Drama) Clive Owen, Keira Knightley, Ioan Gruffudd. Arthur
and his knights embark on a rescue mission.
No Country for Old Men
(2007)
ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Houston K-9 Cops Meet the Elite I Shouldnt Be Alive The Most Extreme Psychics Monsters
BRAVO 62 46 Kathy Grifn:... on Crutches The Rachel Zoe Project The Rachel Zoe Project The Rachel Zoe Project The Rachel Zoe Project The Rachel Zoe Project Rachel Zoe
CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Target: Inside the Bullseye CNBC Titans
COM 64 98 (11:57) National Lampoons Barely Legal (2003) (1:59) Scrubs (:29) Scrubs Com. Central (:26) Futurama Futurama (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Daily Show
CW 12 14 TBA Cops TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Lifechangers Lifechangers Meet, Browns Meet, Browns 70s Show 70s Show Til Death
DISC 34 30
Biker Build-Off Showdown. American Chopper Teutul Triumph
Bike Triumph bike.
American Chopper Darien Lake
Bike
American Chopper Sunoco Bike
1
American Chopper Lowes Motor
Speedway.
Desert Car Kings Restoring a 1970
Oldsmobile 442.
Cash Cab
DISN 37 21
Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse
Special Agent
Oso
Jungle Junc-
tion
Jake and the
Pirates
Phineas and
Ferb
Phineas and
Ferb
Phineas and
Ferb
The Suite Life
on Deck
Wizards of
Waverly Place
Wizards of
Waverly Place
Phineas and
Ferb
A.N.T. Farm Shake It Up!
Show It Up
E! 57 25 E! News 15 Hollywood Girls Gone Gor Titanic (1997, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. Emmy
ESPN 28 31
Outside/Lines
First Report
College Foot-
ball Live (N)
Horn (N)
Pardon the
Interruption (N)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) Rise Up (N) 2011 World Series of Poker Main
Event. From Las Vegas.
World, Poker
ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) NFL 32 (N) (Live) NFL Live (N) WNBA Basketball
FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef
FX 31 45 (10:30) The International Enemy of the State (1998, Suspense) Will Smith, Gene Hackman, Jon Voight. Two/Half Men Two/Half Men How I Met How I Met How I Met
FXM 44
(11:00) Moving Violation
(1976, Action)
The Culpepper Cattle Company (1972) Gary Grimes. A teenager
comes of age during a difcult cattle drive.
The Boston Strangler (1968) Tony Curtis, Henry Fonda. The
manhunt and capture of the infamous killer.
The Star Chamber (1983, Drama) Michael
Douglas, Hal Holbrook.
HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Intl Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Property
HIST 41 34 Modern Marvels Soft Drinks Modern Marvels Metals. Manson Charles Manson. Cults: Dangerous Devotion Cults. Marvels
HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons The Spirit The Waltons The Waltons Little House
ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program TriVita Paid Program Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Witht a Trace
LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Greys Anatomy Medical Medical Cold Case Files Cold Case Files Mysteries
MTV 26 17 Teen Mom Teen Mom The Last Straw Teen Mom Teen Mom Trick or Treat Teen Mom Terrible Twos Teen Mom Without You Teen Mom
NAT GEO 73 Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Alaska Wing Men Frontier Force Trailer Tricks Frontier Force Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Alaska Wing Men Frontier Force
NICK 71 39 Max & Ruby Max & Ruby Go, Diego, Go! Dora Explorer SpongeBob Fanboy-Chum The Penguins SpongeBob iCarly iCarly SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly
OXY 61 Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Bad Girls Club
ROOT 38 99
World Poker
Tour: Season
Graham
Bensinger
UEFA Champions League Soccer Manchester City vs. Napoli. (Taped) Timbers in
30 (N)
Seahawks All
Access (N)
Mariners
Pregame (Live)
MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From
Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
SPEED 58 53 Classic Car Chop-Rebuild Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time My Ride Rules My Ride Rules Dumbest Stuff
SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: NY CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn Auction Auction Auction
SYFY 43 40 Destination Destination Truth Destination Truth Destination Truth Destination Truth The Road Warrior (1981, Action) Mel Gibson.
TBS 33 10
Browns
American Dad

My Name Is
Earl
Everybody-
Raymond
Everybody-
Raymond
According to
Jim
Everybody-
Raymond
Queens
TCM 51 26
(11:15) Lady L (1965)
Sophia Loren.
(:15) Operation Crossbow (1965, War) Sophia Loren. A British
commando and his team pinpoint a Nazi rocket base.
(:15) Ghosts -- Italian Style (1969) Sophia Loren. A couple convert
a haunted mansion into a boardinghouse.
Lust for Life (1956) Kirk Douglas. Van Gogh
meets Gauguin. (DVS)
TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear A Baby Story A Baby Story Babys First Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear Azi What Not to Wear Becky What Not to Wear Heather Not to Wear
TNT 36 42 Las Vegas Whale of a Time Las Vegas Cold Case The Closer You Are Here Law & Order Seer Law & Order Excalibur Law & Order
TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Gareld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball
TRVL 59 48 Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Carnivore Carnivore Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods
TVLND 53 28 Bonanza A Darker Shadow Bonanza Dead Wrong Bonanza Old Friends Bonanza Bonanza A Rose for Lotta Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son
USA 45 15
Unit Mother
Unit Loss
Unit Serendipity
Unit Boy is abducted.
Unit Choice
Unit Abomination
Law & Order:
SVU
VS. 47 422 Whitetail Real Hunting Goin Country In-Sideout WEC WrekCage NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) World of Adventure Sports Minor League Baseball (N) (Live)
WE 185 120 Downsized Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Charmed Charmed Downsized Downsized (N)
WGN-A 14 MLB Baseball Cheers Cheers Mad Abt. You Mad Abt. You Old Christine Old Christine Amer. Funniest Home Videos 30 Rock 30 Rock How I Met
ENC 642 710
(10:50) Heartbreak Ridge
(1986)
(:05) Last Man Standing (1996) Bruce Willis. A stranger sparks a
war between rival gangs of bootleggers.
(2:50) Zombieland (2009, Comedy) Woody
Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg.
(:20) Addicted to Love (1997) Meg Ryan, Mat-
thew Broderick.
(:10) Dumb
and Dumber
HBO 500 600
Little Fockers The Strange History of Dont Ask, Dont Tell The
legacy of gays in the military.
Nanny McPhee Returns (2010) Emma Thompson. A nanny uses
magic to teach mischievous children a lesson.
Megamind (2010, Action) Voices of Will Ferrell,
Brad Pitt, Tina Fey.
(:45) Hereafter (2010) Matt
Damon.
SHO 600 660
(:15) Femme Fatale (1991) Colin Firth. iTV. A man tracks his missing
bride in the L.A. underground.
Two Lovers (2008) Joaquin Phoenix. iTV. A man juggles relationships
with two vastly different women.
Marigold (2007) Ali Larter, Salman Khan. iTV. A snooty American
actress falls under Bollywoods spell.
Before and
After
TMC 620 690
(11:10) Mostly Martha
(2001) Martina Gedeck.
Extreme Ops (2002) Devon Sawa. A lm crew
eludes terrorists in the Austrian Alps.
Black Film-
maker
I Sell the Dead (2008, Horror) Dominic
Monaghan, Larry Fessenden.
(:25) Believers (2007, Horror) Johnny Messner,
Jon Huertas, Elizabeth Bogush.
(:10)
Smile
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The Biggest Loser
Look for a shake-up in the trainer
ranks. Jillian Michaels has moved
on to other personal and profes-
sional ventures, making room for
comely tennis star Anna Kourniko-
va to join the team. Executive pro-
ducer Todd Lubin told New York
Magazine that the new season will
also be getting slightly away from
just the tape measure and getting
into overall well-being and health.
8 p.m. on KLSR
Glee
Returning from a startling and
dispiriting loss at Nationals, the kids
of New Directions return to the mun-
dane world of McKinley High feeling
at a loss, so it falls to Will (Matthew
Morrison) to find a way to get them
motivated. Meanwhile, on the Dark
Side, Sue Sylvester (Emmy winner
Jane Lynch) starts her bid for a U.S.
congressional seat in the new epi-
sode The Purple Piano Project.
9 p.m. on KLSR
New Girl
In this new sitcom, after she catch-
es her boyfriend cheating on her,
Jess (Zooey Deschanel) becomes
the roommate of three guys: bar-
tender Nick (Jake Johnson), social/
corporate ladder climber Schmidt
(Max Greenfield) and personal
trainer Coach (Damon Wayans Jr.).
But the guys arent quite prepared
to have a female in their midst, and
likewise, Jess doesnt understand
men and why they act the way they
do. It doesnt take long before Jess
and the guys are like family.
9 p.m. on CW
Ringer
Bridgets (Sarah Michelle Gellar)
old life starts to catch up with her as
Agent Machado (Nestor Carbonell)
decides to stay in New York to learn
more about Siobhans private life.
As her lies mount, Bridget confides
in Malcolm (Mike Colter), thus put-
ting him at risk, too. Andrew (Ioan
Gruffudd) throws a further wrench
into Bridgets plans when he and
Olivia (Jaime Murray) throw a party
to attract new clients in the new epi-
sode Shes Ruining Everything.
9:30 p.m. on KLSR
Raising Hope
As the second season of the
Emmy-nominated sitcom opens,
Jimmy (Lucas Neff) is stunned when
an old home video of himself reveals
that, at 13, he was a musical prodigy
with a bright career until dont you
hate it when this happens to you?
he was rendered talentless by a
golf putter accident. Unbowed, he
turns to his family to help recover his
gifts in the new episode Prodigy.
10 p.m. on KPIC
Unforgettable
Poppy Montgomery stars in this
new crime drama as a former Syra-
cuse, N.Y., cop who remembers every
moment of her life a boon to her
career on the force. But the agony of
the single day she cant recall that
of her sisters murder and a failed
relationship with fellow detective Al
Burns (Dylan Walsh) led her to bolt
for the Bronx. When a death outside
her apartment building reunites her
with Burns, she considers returning
to a life of crime-busting.
Dont Miss
TUESDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 20
6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00
4,13/CBS
KPIC
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Wheel of
Fortune (N)
Jeopardy!
(N)
Inside Edi-
tion (N)
NCIS Tony searches for answers.
(DVS)
NCIS: Los Angeles Lange,
H.
Unforgettable Pilot (Series
Premiere) (N)
David Letterman (N)
4.2/This TV
KPIC
292
Cohen and
Tate
American Buffalo (1996, Drama) Dustin Hoffman,
Dennis Franz, Sean Nelson.
Cohen and Tate (1988, Suspense) Roy Scheider, Adam
Baldwin, Harley Cross.
This World, Then the Fireworks
(1997) Billy Zane.
5/NBC
KOBI
5 5
News (N) Entertain-
ment Night
The Insider
(N)
The Biggest Loser (Season Premiere) Each team chooses one of
three trainers. (N)
Parenthood Kristina worries
about Maxs school.
With Jay Leno (N)
8/PBS
KSYS
8
PBS NewsHour (N) Immense
Possibilities
History Detectives (N) Forgotten Ellis Island
(2008, Documentary)
Frontline Charlie Companys
3rd Platoon.
Now!
9/ABC
KEZI
9 4
News (N) Entertain-
ment Night
The Insider
(N)
Dancing With the Stars
Meet the Cast (N)
Dancing With the Stars (N
Same-day Tape)
(:01) Body of Proof Love
Thy Neighbor
line (N)
Jimmy Kim-
mel Live (N)
25/MYTV
KEVU
11 12
(:00) The
700 Club
Dr. Phil The Dr. Oz Show Are You
Smarter?
Are You
Smarter?
Dont Forget
Lyrics!
Dont Forget
Lyrics!
My Name Is
Earl
Everybody
Hates Chris
Everybody-
Raymond
30/IND 21
(:00) 3ABN
Today
Gospel
Outreach
Journeys n
Journals
Revelation Insights Making
Waves
Variety Heavens-
View
Exalting His
Word
ASI Video
Magazine
Bible Rx Life-Recov-
ery
33/FOX
KLSR
13 11
The Simp-
sons
Two and a
Half Men
Two and a
Half Men
Glee The glee club kids tackle a
new project.
New Girl
Pilot
Raising
Hope
Fox News at
10 (N)
(:35) Family
Guy
(:05) 30
Rock
Everybody-
Raymond
American
Dad
46/NBC
KTCW
6
News Big Bang
Theory
Big Bang
Theory
The Biggest Loser (Season Premiere) Each team chooses one of
three trainers. (N)
Parenthood Kristina worries
about Maxs school.
With Jay Leno (N)
51/PBS
KOAC
7
Nightly
Business
PBS NewsHour (N) History Detectives (N) Oregon
Experience
Priceless
Antiques
Frontline The Interrogator

In the Life

In the Life
Gaycation
PBS News-
Hour
A&E 24 23
(:00) The
First 48
Billy the Ex-
terminator
Billy the Ex-
terminator
Billy the Ex-
terminator
Billy the Ex-
terminator
Billy the Ex-
terminator
Billy the Ex-
terminator
Billy the Ex-
terminator
Billy the Ex-
terminator
Billy the Ex-
terminator
Billy the Ex-
terminator
Billy the Ex-
terminator
ABC FAM 40 32 Bring It On (2000, Comedy) Kirsten Dunst. The Princess Diaries (2001, Comedy) Julie Andrews. The 700 Club Whose?
AMC 68 24
(5:30) No Country for Old Men
(2007) Javier Bardem
We Were Soldiers (2002, War) Mel Gibson, Madeleine Stowe, Greg Kinnear. Outnum-
bered U.S. troops battle the North Vietnamese.
We Were Soldiers (2002) Mel
Gibson, Madeleine Stowe.
ANPL 49 47 Monsters River Monsters River Monsters Human Planet Deserts Human Planet Human Planet Deserts Planet
BRAVO 62 46 Rachel Zoe The Rachel Zoe Project Housewives/NJ Kathy Grifn: Pants Off The Rachel Zoe Project The Rachel Zoe Project Grifn
CNBC 65 Titans American Greed Mad Money CNBC Titans American Greed Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock 30 Rock Daniel Tosh: Completely Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Work. Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0
CW 12 14 King Seinfeld Seinfeld 90210 Rush Hour (N) Ringer (N) Cops Til Death King South Park South Park
DISC 34 30
Cash Cab

Dirty Jobs Sponge Diver

Auction
Kings
Auction
Kings
Auction
Kings (N)
Auction
Kings
Auction
Kings
Auction
Kings
Auction
Kings
Auction
Kings
Auction
Kings
DISN 37 21
Good Luck
Charlie
Wizards-
Place
A.N.T. Farm
Phineas and
Ferb
Phineas and Ferb: The Movie: Across
the 2nd Dimension (2011)
Wizards-
Place
A.N.T. Farm
Phineas and
Ferb
Fish Hooks Wizards-
Place
E! 57 25 Emmy E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Chelsea Lat E! News
ESPN 28 31
World,
Poker
Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) College
Football
ESPN2 27 49 Basketball SportsNation Rise Up (N) NFL Live World, Poker World, Poker Football
FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Cupcake Wars Cupcake Wars Chopped Go for It! Chopped Champions (N) Chopped Rattle & Roll Chopped
FX 31 45 How I Met Two Men Two Men Taken (2008) Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace. Sons of Anarchy (N) Sons of Anarchy Anarchy
FXM 44
The Star
Chamber
Only the Strong (1993) Mark Dacascos. Martial-arts
master teaches tough kids capoeira.
The Chase (1994) Charlie Sheen. An escaped con and his
obliging hostage head for Mexico.
The Incident (1967, Drama) Tony
Musante, Martin Sheen.
HGTV 50 43 Property Hunters Intl House House For Rent (N) Property Unsellables House Hunters Intl House Hunters: Urban Property
HIST 41 34 Marvels Modern Marvels Metals. To Be Announced Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Top Shot Tricked Out Top Shot Tricked Out TBA
LIFE 23 29 Mysteries Unsolved Mysteries American Pickers American Pickers Picker Picker Picker Sisters Pickers
MTV 26 17 Teen Mom Teen Mom Teen Mom Time Out Teen Mom Finale (Season Finale) (N) Awkward. Teen Mom
NAT GEO 73 Frontier Frontier Force (N) Alaska Wing Men Frontier Force Frontier Force Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Armor Car
OXY 61 Bad Girls The Bad Girls Club Something New (2006) Sanaa Lathan. Something New (2006) Sanaa Lathan. Queens
ROOT 38 99
(5:00) MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at
Minnesota Twins. (Live)
Mariners
Postgame
MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Subject to
Blackout)
The Dan Patrick Show
SPEED 58 53 Dumbest Nissan GT Academy (N) My Ride My Ride Dumbest Dumbest Nissan GT Academy NASCAR Race Hub MotoGP
SPIKE 69 38 Auction Auction (:42) Auction Hunters Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction UFC Count Repo Auction
SYFY 43 40 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003, Fantasy) Hostel Part II (2007, Horror) Lauren German. Alphas Stargate
TBS 33 10
The King of
Queens
Seinfeld Seinfeld Big Bang
Theory
Big Bang
Theory
Big Bang
Theory
Big Bang
Theory
Big Bang
Theory
Big Bang
Theory
Conan (N) The Ofce

TCM 51 26
(5:00) Lust
for Life
(:15) Paths of Glory (1957, War) Kirk Douglas,
Ralph Meeker, Adolphe Menjou.
Last Train From Gun Hill (1959,
Western) Kirk Douglas.
(:45) The Devils Disciple (1959) Burt
Lancaster, Kirk Douglas.
Town
Without
TLC 42 41 Not to Wear What Not to Wear Noel What Not to Wear What Not to Wear Jill Hair Alaska Hair Alaska What Not to Wear Not to Wear
TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order Law & Order Bling Law & Order Law & Order CSI: NY CSI: NY
TOON 63 33 Johnny T Squirrel Looney Looney Gumball King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken
TRVL 59 48 Bizarre Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Glamping Legends of the Parks (N) Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Lgnd-Prks
TVLND 53 28 All-Family All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne
USA 45 15
Law &
Order: SVU
Victims Unit Goliath
Victims Unit
Victims Unit Outsider
Victims Unit Burned
Necessary Roughness
Goal Line
Law &
Order: SVU
VS. 47 422 (5:00) Minor League Baseball (N) (Live) Sports Talk World Extreme Cageghting Sports Talk Heads-Up Poker Paint Zoom
WE 185 120 Downsized Downsized Downsized Downsized Ghost Whisperer Downsized Downsized
WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama South Park South Park
ENC 642 710
(:10) Dumb and Dumber (1994,
Comedy) Jim Carrey.
Anger Management (2003, Comedy) Adam Sandler,
Jack Nicholson, Marisa Tomei.
(9:50) Zombieland (2009, Comedy)
Woody Harrelson.
(:20) Navy SEALS
(1990)
HBO 500 600
(5:45) Hereafter (2010) Matt Damon,
Ccile de France.
The Strange History of Dont Ask, Dont
Tell
24/7 May-
weather
REAL Sports With Bryant
Gumbel (N)
(:15) Unstoppable (2010) Denzel
Washington, Chris Pine.
SHO 600 660
(:00) Before and After (1996) Meryl
Streep, Liam Neeson. iTV.
Living for 32 (iTV) Weeds (iTV)

The Big C
(iTV)
Weeds (iTV)

The Big C
(iTV)
Web
Therapy
Web Therapy
(iTV)
Hate
Valentine
TMC 620 690
(:10) Smile (2005, Drama) Mika
Boorem, Luoyong Wang.
Skin (2008) Sophie Okonedo. A woman endures
discrimination due to her appearance.
Saving God (2008, Drama) Ving Rhames,
Dean McDermott.
(:45) Pitch Black
(2000)
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4,13/CBS
KPIC
4 8
the Beautiful
News/Pelley
News (N)
4.2/This TV
KPIC
292
(10:30) Win-
terhawk
The Border (1979, Crime Drama) Telly Savalas. Border patrolman deals
personally with smuggler of Mexicans.
Stagecoach (1966, Western) Ann-Margret, Alex Cord, Bing Crosby. Passengers brave
Indians and outlaws on a long journey.
Viva Zapata! (1952, Biography) Marlon
Brando, Jean Peters.
5/NBC
KOBI
5 5
Smothered
News (N)
News
8/PBS
KSYS
8
(11:30) Charlie
Rose
Barney &
Friends
Clifford the Big
Red Dog
Sid the Science
Kid
Bob the Builder
Cat in the Hat

Knows a Lot
WordWorld
(DVS)
Wild Kratts
(EI)
Arthur (EI)
(DVS)
WordGirl
(DVS)
The Electric
Company
Fetch! With Ruff
Ruffman
Nightly Busi-
ness Report
9/ABC
KEZI
9 4
Brown (N)
Judge Joe
Brown (N)
Judge Judy (N)

Judge Judy (N)

News (N) ABC World
News
News (N)
25/MYTV
KEVU
11 12
(N)
Judge Alex (N)

Teenage party girl is killed.
Smothered
TMZ (N) Access Hol-
lywood (N)
30/IND 21
Action 4 Life Books of the
Book
Jesus
Kids Time Most Important Questions Feature Presentations Better Life On Tour 3ABN Today
33/FOX
KLSR
13 11
Christine
How I Met Your
Mother
Friends Armando
Montelongo
According to
Jim
30 Rock Blind
Date
Friends Scrubs My
Cabbage
The Ofce
Frame Toby
Family Guy

King of the Hill

46/NBC
KTCW
6
Jackie Glass
Swift Justice:
Jackie Glass

KMTR News-
Source at 5pm
News NBC Nightly
News (N)
51/PBS
KOAC
7
Best of Joy of
Painting
Ucook! With
Chef Bob
Friends
Bob the Builder
Cat in the Hat

Knows a Lot
Arthur (EI)
(DVS)
WordGirl
(DVS)
Wild Kratts
(EI)
The Electric
Company
Fetch! With Ruff
Ruffman
Travelscope
(DVS)
A&E 24 23
The First 48 A man is robbed and
shot.
Storage Wars Highlights from
season 1.
Dog the Bounty
Hunter
Dog the Bounty
Hunter
CSI: Miami Horatio looks into Delkos
past.
The Sopranos Tensions rise between
the families.
Criminal Minds Murderous
psychiatrist.
The First 48
ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules Simple Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Princess Drs
AMC 68 24
Reindeer Games (2000, Crime Drama) Ben Afeck, Gary Sinise, Charlize Theron. An
ex-convict is involved in a scheme to rob a casino.
The Silence of the Lambs (1991, Suspense) Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins. A mad
genius helps an FBI trainee pursue a serial killer.
GoodFellas (1990, Crime Drama) Robert De
Niro, Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci.
ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Houston K-9 Cops Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions
BRAVO 62 46 Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef Dsrt
CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Coca-Cola: The Real Story Ford: Rebuild
COM 64 98 (11:57) Superhero Movie (2008, Comedy) Drake Bell. (1:59) Scrubs (:29) Scrubs Com. Central (:25) Futurama Futurama (:27) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Daily Show
DISC 34 30
Biker Build-Off Artists design street-
legal drag bikes.
American Chopper The OCC crew
designs a drag bike.
American Chopper Vinnie competes
in a drag race.
American Chopper Paul Jr. chal-
lenges himself.
American Chopper The nal bike of
the web trilogy.
Desert Car Kings Crew tries to nd a
horsepower engine.
Cash Cab
DISN 37 21
Disney Princess Enchanted
Tales: Follow Your Dreams
Little Einsteins
Jake and the

Pirates
Phineas and
Ferb
Phineas and
Ferb
on Deck
Wizards of
Waverly Place
Wizards of
Waverly Place
Phineas and
Ferb
A.N.T. Farm
informANT
Shake it Up!
E! 57 25 E! News Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian
ESPN 28 31
Outside/Lines
First Report
College Foot-
ball Live (N)
Horn (N)
Pardon the
Interruption (N)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live)
ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) NFL 32 (N) (Live) NFL Live (N) CrossFit CrossFit CrossFit
FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef Am.
FX 31 45 (10:30) Enemy of the State (1998) Freedomland (2006, Crime Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Julianne Moore. Taken (2008, Action) Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace. Two/Half Men
FXM 44
(11:00) The 300 Spartans
(1962)
The Legend of Hell House (1973) Pamela Franklin. Investigators
spend a week in a supposedly haunted mansion.
The Incident (1967, Drama) Tony Musante. Teens terrorize passengers
in a New York City subway car.
The Chase (1994, Action) Charlie Sheen, Kristy
Swanson, Henry Rollins.
HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Intl HGTV Urban Oasis 2011 Divine Master Bedrooms Divine Design Candice Tells Design Inc. Design Inc. Get It Sold Get It Sold My First Place
HIST 41 34 Hooked: Illegal Drugs Hooked: Illegal Drugs Woodstock: Now & Then Modern Marvels Organized Crime: History Hooked: Drug
HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons The Idol The Waltons The Prodigals The Waltons Little House
ION 15 20 TriVita 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Witht a Trace
LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Greys Anatomy Religion. Medical Medical Cold Case Files Cold Case Files Mysteries
MTV 26 17 The Substitute The Substitute The Substitute The Substitute Teen Dads Teen Mom Finale The Substitute The Substitute The Substitute 70s Show
NAT GEO 73 Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Border Wars Border Wars Cocaine Sting Border Wars Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Border Wars Border Wars
OXY 61 (11:00) Go (1999) The Glass House (2001) Leelee Sobieski. The Next Karate Kid (1994, Action) Hilary Swank. Elektra (2005) Jennifer Garner.
ROOT 38 99
The Joy of
Fishing
Hawg Quest Bowhunter TV North American
Whitetail
The Dan Patrick Show Beavers All
Access (N)
Cougars All
Access (N)
Huskies All
Access (N)
Mariners
Pregame (Live)
MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From
Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
SPEED 58 53 Guys Garage Truck U Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time Dumbest Stuff Dumbest Stuff My Ride Rules
SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: NY Stealing Home CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn UFC Unleashed UFC Unleashed UFC Unleashed Unleash
SYFY 43 40 Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Stargate SG-1 Space Race Para. Wit.
TBS 33 10
Browns
American Dad

My Name Is
Earl
Everybody-
Raymond
Everybody-
Raymond
According to
Jim
Everybody-
Raymond
Queens
TCM 51 26
Whirlpool (1934, Drama) Jack
Holt, Jean Arthur.
(:15) The Affairs of Dobie Gillis (1953)
Debbie Reynolds, Bobby Van.
Private Screenings Debbie
Reynolds Debbie Reynolds.
Tammy and the Bachelor (1957) Debbie
Reynolds, Leslie Nielsen.
James Dean: Forever Young (2005) Narrated
by Martin Sheen. Premiere.
TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear Joanne A Baby Story A Baby Story Babys First Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear Hillary Four Weddings Ultimate Cake Off Top Dogs LA Ink
TNT 36 42 Las Vegas Tainted Love Las Vegas Cold Case Knuckle Up The Closer Batter Up Bones Bones Yanks in the U.K. Bones
TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Gareld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show MAD Squirrel
TRVL 59 48 Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Carnivore Carnivore Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food
TVLND 53 28 Bonanza Bonanza A Rose for Lotta Bonanza Bonanza The Newcomers Bonanza The Paiute War Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son
USA 45 15
NCIS Sandblast Military country-club
bombing.
NCIS The NCIS try to clear a Marines
name.
NCIS Mind Games A serial killer
withholds information.
NCIS Silver War A missing staff
sergeant.
NCIS Switch A petty ofcer is gunned
down.
NCIS Honor Code An ofcer is
reported missing.
NCIS Under
Covers
VS. 47 422 Charlie Moore Sportshing Beach Volleyball NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) World of Adventure Sports World of Adventure Sports Bloodsport
WE 185 120 Amazing Wedding Cakes Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Charmed Kill Billie: Vol.2 Charmed Forever Charmed Steel Magnolias (1989) Sally Field.
WGN-A 14 (11:00) MLB Baseball Milwaukee Brewers at Chicago Cubs. Tenth Inning Mad Abt. You Old Christine Old Christine Amer. Funniest Home Videos 30 Rock 30 Rock How I Met
ENC 642 710
(11:10) Timecop (1994)
Mia Sara
(12:50) The Last Song (2010, Drama) Miley
Cyrus, Greg Kinnear.
(:40) Mississippi Masala (1991) Denzel Washington. A black man
loves an Indian woman in a Mississippi town.
(:40) When in Rome (2010, Romance-Comedy)
Kristen Bell, Josh Duhamel.
(:15) Uncle
Buck
HBO 500 600
Mel Brooks and Dick Cavett
Together Again
(:15) Somethings Gotta Give (2003) Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton. A music exec falls
for the mother of his young girlfriend.
Real Women Have Curves (2002) America
Ferrera, Lupe Ontiveros.
Jonah Hex (2010) Josh Brolin. A supernatural
gunslinger faces an old enemy.
SHO 600 660
(:10) The Donner Party (2009) Crispin Glover,
Clayne Crawford. iTV Premiere.
(:45) Telling Lies in America (1997) Kevin Bacon. An immigrant
teen learns about life in 1960s Cleveland.
The Switch (2010) Jennifer Aniston, Jason
Bateman. iTV.
(:15) Glorious 39 (2009, Historical Drama) Romola
Garai, Bill Nighy, Julie Christie. iTV.
TMC 620 690
(11:00) First
Born (2007)
(:40) Bloody Sunday (2002) James Nesbitt. In 1972 troops open
re on protesters in Ireland.
Across the Line: The Exodus of Charlie Wright
(2010) Aidan Quinn.
(:05) The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009, Romance) Kristen
Stewart, Robert Pattinson.
(:15) (Un-
titled)
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8 p.m. on KEZI
The Middle
Ray Romano reunites with his
former Everybody Loves Ray-
mond co-star Patricia Heaton,
playing Nicky Kohlbrenner, a man
from Frankies (Heaton) past who
played a role in ruining her honey-
moon with Mike (Neil Flynn). Char-
lie McDermott, Eden Sher and At-
ticus Shaffer also star in the season
premiere.
8 p.m. on KLSR
The X Factor
Simon Cowells latest American-
ization of a hit U.K. talent show
features solo vocalists and vocal
groups of nearly all ages competing
for a $5 million recording contract.
Welsh TV presenter Steve Jones
takes on the Ryan Seacrest hosting
role, while even first-time audition-
ers face Cowell, Paula Abdul, An-
tonio L.A. Reid and Nicole Scher-
zinger at the judging table, joined
by a live audience to instantly weed
out stage-fright victims and outright
disasters.
9 p.m. on KPIC
Criminal Minds
The seventh season opens with
the BAU team in the crosshairs of
a Senate investigation into their
actions to avenge the loss of Emily
Prentiss (Paget Brewster), but a
familiar face may help keep Rossi,
Hotchner (Joe Mantegna, Thomas
Gibson) and their colleagues united
in the new episode It Takes a Vil-
lage. Jayne Atkinson and Mark Mo-
ses guest star; A.J. Cook, Shemar
Moore and Matthew Gray Gubler
also star.
9 p.m. on KOBI KMTX
Harrys Law
Series creator David E. Kelley
(Boston Legal) hit a rough patch
in recent years, but he may have
his groove back as Oscar winner
Kathy Bates returns for a sopho-
more season as attorney Harriet
Korn, whose firm will take on big-
ger cases in the wake of her earlier
(often wildly improbable) success-
es. Theres also some fresh blood
among her team: Karen Olivo and
Mark Valley have joined the cast.
Nate Corddry and Christopher Mc-
Donald also star.
9 p.m. on KSYS
Live From Lincoln Center
Soprano Deborah Voigt joins
Alan Gilbert and the New York Phil-
harmonic in works by Barber, Wag-
ner and Richard Strauss in the new
episode New York Philharmonic
Opening Night Gala Concert.
10 p.m. on KEZI
Revenge
Who says soap operas are dead?
Not Twilight producers Marty Bow-
en and Wyck Godfrey, who created
this tasty combo platter of melo-
drama and murder mystery starring
Emily VanCamp and Madeleine
Stowe in a tale of over-the-top love,
lies and loss in the Hamptons. Van-
Camp stars as a cool, calculating
young beauty of mysterious means
who returns to Long Island to settle
a score or possibly a pile of them
with Stowes queen bee and her
family.
Dont Miss
WEDNESDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 21
6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00
4,13/CBS
KPIC
4 8
Wheel of
Fortune (N)
Jeopardy!
(N)
Inside Edi-
tion (N)
Survivor: South Pacic

Criminal Minds It Takes a
Village (DVS)
CSI: Crime Scene Investiga-
tion 73 Seconds
David Letterman
4.2/This TV
KPIC
292
(5:00) Viva Zapa-
ta! (1952)
Chattahoochee (1989) Gary Oldman. Korean War hero
in brutal hospital for criminally insane.
Viva Zapata! (1952) Marlon Brando, Jean Peters. Peasant Emiliano
Zapata becomes Mexicos president.
Cotton-Har-
lem
5/NBC
KOBI
5 5
News (N) Entertain-
ment Night
The Insider
(N)
Up All Night
(N)
Free Agents
(N)
Harrys Law Harry defends an
accused killer.
Victims Unit
With Jay Leno (N)
8/PBS
KSYS
8
PBS NewsHour (N) Natural
Heroes
NOVA IBM supercomputer.
(DVS)
Live From Lincoln Center Soprano Deborah Voigt performs.
(N) (Live)
Now!
9/ABC
KEZI
9 4
News (N) Entertain-
ment Night
The Insider
(N)
The Middle Forced Family
Fun
Modern Family The family
vacations at a ranch.
Revenge Pilot Emily returns to
her former home.
line (N)
Jimmy Kim-
mel Live (N)
25/MYTV
KEVU
11 12
(:00) The
700 Club
Dr. Phil The Dr. Oz Show Burn Notice Michaels
neighbor needs his help.
Burn Notice A robbery at a
fashion house.
My Name Is
Earl
Everybody
Hates Chris
Everybody-
Raymond
30/IND 21
(:00) 3ABN
Today
Eleventh Hour Evidence It Is Written
In Search of
Truth
Mission
Stories
Bible Ques-
tions
Revelation Now His Words
Are Life
From My
Heart
Knowing
God
33/FOX
KLSR
13 11
The Simp-
sons
Two and a
Half Men
Two and a
Half Men
The X Factor Auditions No. 1 (Series Premiere) Hopefuls
perform for the judges. (N)
Fox News at
10 (N)
(:35) Family
Guy
(:05) 30
Rock
Everybody-
Raymond
American
Dad
46/NBC
KTCW
6
News Big Bang
Theory
Big Bang
Theory
Up All Night
(N)
Free Agents
(N)
Harrys Law Harry defends an
accused killer.
Victims Unit
With Jay Leno (N)
51/PBS
KOAC
7
Nightly
Business
PBS NewsHour (N) Nova scienceNOW How
Does the Brain Work?
NOVA IBM supercomputer.
(DVS)
Nature The complex concepts
of monkey culture.
2501 Migrants: A Journey

PBS News-
Hour
A&E 24 23
(:00) The
First 48
Storage Wars Highlights from
season 1.
Storage
Wars
Storage
Wars
Storage
Wars
Storage
Wars
Storage
Wars
Storage
Wars
Storage
Wars
Storage
Wars
(12:01) Stor-
age Wars
ABC FAM 40 32 (:00) The Princess Diaries (2001, Comedy) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) The 700 Club Whose?
AMC 68 24
(5:00) GoodFellas (1990) Robert
De Niro, Ray Liotta.
The Italian Job (2003) Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron. A thief and his
crew plan to steal back their gold.
The Italian Job (2003) Mark Wahlberg. A thief and his
crew plan to steal back their gold.
ANPL 49 47 Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Fatal Attractions Confessions: Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Hoarding
BRAVO 62 46 Top Chef Top Chef: Just Desserts Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef: Just Desserts Housewives
CNBC 65 Ford American Greed Mad Money Coca-Cola American Greed Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock 30 Rock Chappelles Chappelles South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park
CW 12 14 King Seinfeld Seinfeld H8R (N) Americas Next Model Cops Til Death King South Park South Park
DISC 34 30
Cash Cab

Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Will works on a
57mm WWII cannon.
Sons of Guns AK 47 and
sniper rie combination.
Swamp
Brothers (N)
Swamp
Brothers (N)
Sons of Guns AK 47 and
sniper rie combination.
Swamp
Brothers
DISN 37 21
Good Luck
Charlie
Good Luck
Charlie
So Random!

Wizards-
Place
Little Manhattan (2005) Josh Hutcher-
son, Bradley Whitford.
Good Luck
Charlie
(:35) So
Random!
Wizards-
Place
Fish Hooks Wizards-
Place
E! 57 25 Kardashian E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City Fshn Plc-Emmy E! True Hollywood Story Chelsea Lat E! News
ESPN 28 31
MLB Base-
ball
MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) MLB Base-
ball
ESPN2 27 49 CrossFit SportsNation SportsCenter (N) Baseball Tonight (N) NFL Live CrossFit CrossFit SportCenter
FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Food Truck Race Restaurant
FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men Two Men Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) Jason Segel. Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
FXM 44
(5:00) The
Chase
Porkys II: The Next Day (1983, Comedy) Dan
Monahan, Wyatt Knight, Mark Herrier.
Naked Lunch (1991) Peter Weller. William Burroughs
cult novel about a drug-induced journey.
The Name of the Rose (1986,
Mystery) Sean Connery.
HGTV 50 43 First Place Hunters Intl House House Income Property Brothers Property Brothers House Hunters Beach Property
HIST 41 34 Hooked Hooked: Illegal Drugs American Pickers The Stoned Ages Drug use throughout history. (N) Top Gear Pickers
ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Without a Trace Without a Trace Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Monk
LIFE 23 29 Mysteries Unsolved Mysteries Dance Moms Dance Moms Dance Moms Dance Moms Dance
MTV 26 17 70s Show Teen Mom Finale Awkward. Billy Madison (1995) Adam Sandler. Mr. Deeds (2002) Adam Sandler.
NAT GEO 73 Border Border Wars Border Wars Border Wars Border Wars Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Ice Pilots
OXY 61 Elektra The Golden Compass (2007) The Golden Compass (2007) Elektra (2005) Jennifer Garner.
ROOT 38 99
(5:00) MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at
Minnesota Twins. (Live)
Mariners
Postgame
Blackout)
The Dan Patrick Show
SPEED 58 53 My Ride The Car Show (N) Dumbest Dumbest My Ride My Ride The Car Show NASCAR Race Hub MotoGP
SPIKE 69 38 Unleash UFC Unleashed UFC Unleashed (N) The Ultimate Fighter (Season Premiere) (N) BlueMount BlueMount Ult. Fighter
SYFY 43 40 Para. Wit. Ghost Hunters Ghost Hunters Ghost Hunters (N) Paranormal Witness (N) Ghost Hunters Para. Wit.
TBS 33 10
The King of
Queens
Seinfeld Seinfeld Meet the
Browns
Meet the
Browns
House of
Payne
House of
Payne
House of
Payne
House of
Payne
Conan (N) The Ofce
Cocktails
TCM 51 26
(:45) East of Eden (1955) James Dean, Julie Harris. Rebel Cal and
twin Aron vie for their rigid fathers love.
Rebel Without a Cause (1955, Drama) James Dean,
Natalie Wood, Sal Mineo.
Giant (1956, Drama) Elizabeth Taylor,
Rock Hudson.
TLC 42 41 (:00) LA Ink Worlds Smallest Man Pregnant Pregnant Hoarding: Buried Alive Extreme Couponing Hoarding: Buried Alive Extreme
TNT 36 42 (:00) Bones Bones The Mentalist The Mentalist 300 (2007, Action) Gerard Butler. CSI: NY
TOON 63 33 Johnny T Johnny T Hole in Wall Dude Destroy King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Chicken
TRVL 59 48 Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man v Food Man v Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man v Food
TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Divorced Retired at The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny
USA 45 15
(:00) NCIS

NCIS Frame-Up Tony is
suspected of murder.
NCIS The murder of arms dealer
La Grenouille.
NCIS In the Zone A mortar
attack in Baghdad.
NCIS Recoil Zivas cover may
be blown.
NCIS A serial killer withholds
information.
(12:01)
NCIS
VS. 47 422 (:00) Bloodsport (1988) Sports Talk Bloodsport (1988) Jean-Claude Van Damme. Sports Talk Adv. Sports Paint Zoom
WE 185 120 (5:00) Steel Magnolias Steel Magnolias (1989) Sally Field, Dolly Parton. Ghost Whisperer Joan & Melissa: Joan Joan
ENC 642 710
(:15) Uncle Buck (1989) John Candy,
Amy Madigan.
The Last Song (2010) Miley Cyrus. A man tries to recon-
nect with his estranged daughter.
(9:50) Timecop (1994) Jean-Claude
Van Damme, Mia Sara.
Courage Under
Fire (1996)
HBO 500 600
Torque (2004, Action) Martin Henderson,
Ice Cube.
REAL Sports With Bryant
Gumbel
Edge of Darkness (2010) Mel Gibson. A Boston detec-
tive investigates his daughters murder.

24/7 May-
weather
SHO 600 660
(5:15) Glorious 39 (2009)
Romola Garai. iTV.
Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings of
Leon (2011, Documentary) iTV.
Inside the NFL (iTV) (N) Inside NAS-
CAR (N)
Weeds (iTV)

Inside the NFL (iTV) Inside NAS-
CAR (iTV)
TMC 620 690
(:15) (Untitled) (2009) Adam Gold-
berg, Marley Shelton.
Outsourced (2006, Comedy) Josh Hamilton. A man
trains his replacement in India.
Night of the Demons (2009, Horror)
Monica Keena, Shannon Elizabeth.
(:35) Kaboom
(2010) Thomas Dekker.
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12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00
4,13/CBS
KPIC
4 8
News The Bold and
the Beautiful
News/Pelley
News (N)
4.2/This TV
KPIC
292
(11:00) The Pit and the Pendu-
lum (1961, Horror)
The House on Carroll Street (1988) Kelly McGillis. FBI agent and
writer catch Nazis in 1950s New York.
Patty Hearst (1988) Natasha Richardson, William Forsythe. Based on
Hearsts own account of her abduction.
Masquerade (1988) Rob Lowe, Meg Tilly. A yacht
racer seduces an heiress.
5/NBC
KOBI
5 5
The Faithful
News (N)
News (N)
8/PBS
KSYS
8
(11:30) Charlie
Rose
Barney &
Friends
Clifford the Big
Red Dog
Sid the Science
Kid
Bob the Builder
Cat in the Hat

Knows a Lot
WordWorld
Insect Air Show.
Wild Kratts
(EI)
Arthur (EI)
(DVS)
WordGirl
(DVS)
The Electric
Company
Fetch! With Ruff
Ruffman
Nightly Busi-
ness Report
9/ABC
KEZI
9 4
Brown (N)
Judge Joe
Brown (N)
Judge Judy (N)

Judge Judy (N)

News (N) ABC World
News
News (N)
25/MYTV
KEVU
11 12
(N)
Judge Alex (N)

Maltese Cross
The Faithful
TMZ (N) Access Hol-
lywood (N)
30/IND 21
Body & Spirit
Dick Nunez.
Journeys n
Journals
Jesus
Kids Time Kids Time
Praise
Engage The Carter Report Central Study Hour 3ABN Today
Live
33/FOX
KLSR
13 11
Christine
How I Met Your
Mother
Friends Armando
Montelongo
According to
Jim
30 Rock Jack the
Writer
Friends Scrubs My Five
Stages
The Ofce Family Guy

King of the Hill

46/NBC
KTCW
6
Jackie Glass
Swift Justice:
Jackie Glass

KMTR News-
Source at 5pm
News NBC Nightly
News (N)
51/PBS
KOAC
7
Painting With
Paulson
Cuisine Culture

Friends
Thomas &
Friends
Cat in the Hat
Knows a Lot
Arthur (EI)
(DVS)
WordGirl
(DVS)
Wild Kratts
(EI)
The Electric
Company
Fetch! With Ruff
Ruffman
Wild Photo
Adventures
A&E 24 23
The First 48 A gas station clerk is
killed.
The First 48 The mother of Derrick
Burruss.
Dog the Bounty
Hunter
Dog the Bounty
Hunter
CSI: Miami The team ghts to save a
neighborhood.
The Sopranos An affront to Meadow
angers Tony.
Criminal Minds Murderous
psychiatrist.
The First 48
ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules 8 Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Funny Videos
AMC 68 24
(11:15) Rooster Cogburn (1975, Western) John
Wayne, Katharine Hepburn.
(:45) The Shootist (1976, Western) John Wayne, Lauren Bacall, James Stewart. People
pester old, dying gunghter.
Texas Rangers (2001, Western) James Van Der Beek. Rookie rangers
ride out in pursuit of a ruthless bandit.
Hondo
(1953)
ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Houston K-9 Cops Gangs I Shouldnt Be Alive The Most Extreme Monsters
BRAVO 62 46 The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Matchmaker
CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Trash Inc: The Secret Life of Mob Money:
COM 64 98 (11:57) Bringing Down the House (2003) Steve Martin. (1:59) Scrubs (:29) Scrubs Com. Central (:25) Futurama Futurama (:27) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Daily Show
DISC 34 30
Biker Build-Off Dave Perewitz. American Chopper Production Bike
Showcase
American Chopper I, Robot Bike 1
Will Smith.
American Chopper I, Robot Bike 2
(Part 2 of 2)
American Chopper DECA and
Col-Met bikes.
Desert Car Kings 1950 Studebaker.

Desert Car
Kings
DISN 37 21
Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse
Special Agent
Oso
Jungle Junc-
tion
Jake and the
Pirates
Phineas and
Ferb
Phineas and
Ferb
Phineas and
Ferb
The Suite Life
on Deck
Wizards of
Waverly Place
Wizards of
Waverly Place
Phineas and
Ferb
A.N.T. Farm
sciANTs fair
Shake It Up!
Throw It Up
E! 57 25 E! News Fshn Police-Emmy Awards Take Miami Take Miami Take Miami Take Miami Take Miami Take Miami Take Miami Take Miami Take Miami
ESPN 28 31
Outside/Lines
First Report
College Foot-
ball Live (N)
Horn (N)
Pardon the
Interruption (N)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) Audibles (N) (Live) College Football North Carolina State at Cincinnati.
(N) (Live)
ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) NFL 32 (N) (Live) WNBA Basketball Playoff: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Basketball
FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef
FX 31 45 Bedazzled (2000) Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley. Little Man (2006) Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans. Snakes on a Plane (2006, Horror) Samuel L. Jackson. How I Met
FXM 44
(11:30) Fire Sale (1977) Alan
Arkin, Rob Reiner.
Royal Flash (1975) Malcolm McDowell. Victorian scamp Capt. Harry
Flashman poses as a Prussian nobleman.
At Long Last Love (1975, Musical) Burt Reynolds. A bored New York
millionaire meets a theatrical star.
Around the World in 80 Days
HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Intl Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Curb/Block Curb/Block Property
HIST 41 34 Nostradamus Effect Modern Marvels UFO Hunters Abductions UFO Hunters UFO Vortexes After Armageddon Survived disasters of the past. Nostradamus
HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons The Inspiration The Waltons The Waltons Little House
ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program TriVita Paid Program Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Witht a Trace
LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Greys Anatomy Train crash. Project Runway Project Runway Project Runway Projct Runway
MTV 26 17 Jersey Shore Billy Madison (1995, Comedy) Adam Sandler. Mr. Deeds (2002) Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder. The Substitute 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show
NAT GEO 73 Deadly 60 Deadly 60 The Real Abraham Lincoln Secret Weapon of the Confederacy Deadly 60 Deadly 60 When Rome Ruled Find Atlantis
OXY 61 Snapped Ashley Humphrey Snapped Cindy Sommer Snapped Monique Johnson Snapped Lisa Costello Snapped Rhonda Orr Snapped A teen love triangle. Law Order: CI
ROOT 38 99
(10:00) MLB Baseball Seattle
Mariners at Minnesota Twins.
Mariners Post-
game (Live)
Seahawks All
Access
The Dan Patrick Show (N) Graham
Bensinger
College Foot-
ball Preview
The I7 Downunder
Horsemanship
Seahawks
Press Pass
Huskies All
Access
Beavers All
Access
SPEED 58 53 Dave Despain on Assignment Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction From the Arena at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, Nevada. (N) (Live)
SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: NY CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn UFC Unleashed UFC Unleashed UFC Unleashed Unleash
SYFY 43 40 The Sentinel The Sentinel Hear No Evil The Sentinel Secret The Sentinel Dead Drop The Sentinel Red Dust Stargate SG-1 Avenger 2.0 Odysseus
TBS 33 10
Browns
American Dad

My Name Is
Earl
Everybody-
Raymond
Everybody-
Raymond
According to
Jim
Everybody-
Raymond
Queens
TCM 51 26
(11:30) We Who Are
Young (1940)
Any Number Can Play (1949, Drama) Clark Gable. A gambler who
faces a series of crises plays one last hand.
White Heat (1949) James Cagney. T-men hunt a trigger-happy
gangster who listens only to his mother.
The Ballad of the Sad Cafe (1991) Vanessa
Redgrave, Keith Carradine.
TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear Tara K. A Baby Story A Baby Story Babys First Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear Four Weddings Ultimate Cake Off LA Ink
TNT 36 42 Las Vegas Las Vegas Hit Me! Cold Case Blackout The Closer Bones Bones Bones
TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Gareld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show Squirrel Almost Naked
TRVL 59 48 Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Carnivore Carnivore Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food
TVLND 53 28 Bonanza Bonanza The Newcomers Bonanza The Paiute War Bonanza Enter Mark Twain Bonanza Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son
USA 45 15
Unit Intoxicated
Unit Night Serial rapist.
Unit Assault and carjacking.
Unit Parts
NCIS Frame-Up Tony is suspected of
murder.
NCIS Probie McGee kills a man while
on assignment.
NCIS Murdered
model.
VS. 47 422 Elk Fever Pirelli World Challenge Auto Racing (Taped) Adv. Sports Formula D NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) Countdown to UFC (N) World Extreme Cageghting
WE 185 120 Big Easy Brides Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Charmed Charmed Bridezillas Kim & Danielle Bridezillas
WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Cheers Cheers Mad Abt. You Mad Abt. You Old Christine Old Christine Amer. Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met
ENC 642 710
(11:00) Cana-
dian Bacon
(:40) Rumble in the Bronx (1995, Action)
Jackie Chan, Anita Mui.
(:15) Ransom (1996, Suspense) Mel Gibson, Rene Russo, Gary Sinise. A wealthy execu-
tive turns the tables on his sons abductor.
(:20) K-9 (1989, Comedy) James Belushi, Mel
Harris, Kevin Tighe.
(:05) 8
Mile
HBO 500 600
The Phantom of the Opera (2004) Gerard Butler, Emmy Rossum, Patrick Wilson. A
masked gure becomes jealous of a singers romance.
The Fourth Kind (2009, Suspense) Milla Jovovich,
Will Patton.
(:15) Just Married (2003) Ashton Kutcher. Two newlyweds have bad
luck while honeymooning in Europe.
24/7 May-
weather/Ortiz
SHO 600 660
(10:30) Play
the Game
This Is England (2006) Thomas Turgoose,
Stephen Graham. iTV.
(:15) Trucker (2008, Drama) Michelle Monaghan, Nathan Fillion. iTV.
A truck driver has to take in her estranged son.
Into Temptation (2009) Ansa Akyea. A priest tries to
stop a prostitute from killing herself.
(:35) The Tillman Story
(2010)
TMC 620 690
The Brothers
Bloom
Les Formidables (2006, Action) Joong-Hoon Park. A lawman and a
criminal work together to battle a mutual enemy.
Fade to Black (2006, Mystery) Danny Huston, Paz
Vega, Christopher Walken.
(:15) Krippendorfs Tribe (1998) Richard Dreyfuss. A desperate
anthropologist creates a ctional tribe.
Black Film-
maker
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8 p.m. on KPIC
The Big Bang Theory
Wow, its hard to believe its been five
years already. Emmy winner Christine
Baranski (The Good Wife) returns to
her recurring role as Leonards (John-
ny Galecki) emotionally distant mother,
Beverly, as the hit series opens its fifth
season with The Skank Reflex Analy-
sis, in which Penny (Kaley Cuoco)
worries that she may never be able to
mend fences with her geeky friends,
while Sheldon (Jim Parsons) takes
control of the paintball team.
8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX
Community
The study group reassembles
after summer break wondering
whether Pierce (Chevy Chase),
who left huffily after last springs
paintball war, will be back, but a
more serious situation arises when
Jeff (Joel McHale) butts heads with
the new biology teacher (Michael
K. Williams) and gets kicked out of
class. Dean Pelton (Jim Rash) is
on a high from his summer Dean
Camp but soon clashes with a new
dean (John Goodman) in the sea-
son premiere, Biology 101.
8 p.m. on KEZI
Charlies Angels
If youre nostalgic for the 1970s
megahit, this reboot probably wont feel
too familiar. The premise is the same:
Three restless ladies work as secret
operatives for an anonymous mas-
termind under the guidance of a guy
named Bosley. But this series is court-
ing a new generation of fans, trans-
forming Bosley from a cuddly teddy
bear in an ascot into a sexy computer
genius (Ramon Rodriguez) and mak-
ing the ladies street-wise bad girls.
9 p.m. on KPIC
Person of Interest
In this 9/11-based crime drama
from producers J.J. Abrams and
Jonathan Nolan, Michael Emerson
(Lost) plays a wealthy computer sci-
entist named Finch who created a
complex computerized tracking sys-
tem that uses omnipresent street-
corner surveillance cameras and pat-
tern-predicting software to determine
the next person involved in a violent
crime. Finch taps an adrift former CIA
agent (Jim Caviezel) to figure the evi-
dence out and prevent the misdeed.
9:31 p.m. on KOBI KMTX
Whitney
Photographer Whitney (Whitney
Cummings) has seen her parents
divorced three times each, so shes
in no hurry to marry longtime boy-
friend Alex (Chris DElia). But even
though they havent tied the knot,
theyre starting to turn into an old
married couple, and Whitney is de-
termined to keep their relationship
fresh in this new sitcom.
10 p.m. on KOBI KMTX
Prime Suspect
Boldly walking in Academy Award
winner Helen Mirrens footsteps,
Maria Bello stars in this new crime
drama as Jane Timoney, who gets
a lot of resentment when one of the
NYPDs revered lead detectives dies
and she puts her foot forward as his
replacement. The men of the old-boys
network dont like the invasion of their
territory, but Jane knows how to get
results and is determined to com-
mand them as well as their respect.
Dont Miss
THURSDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 22
6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00
4,13/CBS
KPIC
4 8
Wheel of
Fortune (N)
Jeopardy!
(N)
Inside Edi-
tion (N)
Big Bang
Theory
Big Bang
Theory
Person of Interest Pilot
The Mentalist Scarlet Rib-
bons
David Letterman
4.2/This TV
KPIC
292
(5:00) Mas-
querade
Kill Me Again (1989) Val Kilmer. A down-and-out
private eye helps fake a clients death.
Masquerade (1988) Rob Lowe, Meg Tilly. A yacht racer
seduces an heiress.
Season of Fear (1989, Suspense)
Michael Bowen, Ray Wise.
5/NBC
KOBI
5 5
News (N) Entertain-
ment Night
The Insider
(N)
Community

Parks and
Recreation
The Ofce
The List
(:31) Whit-
ney Pilot
Prime Suspect (Series
Premiere) (N)
With Jay Leno (N)
8/PBS
KSYS
8
PBS NewsHour (N) Second
Opinion
The This Old House Hour

Lark Rise to Candleford

Californias
Green
Vine Talk

Now!
9/ABC
KEZI
9 4
News (N) Entertain-
ment Night
The Insider
(N)
Charlies Angels Angel With
a Broken Wing
Greys Anatomy Free Falling; Shes Gone (Season Premiere)
Meredith loses her job. (N)
line (N)
Jimmy Kim-
mel Live (N)
25/MYTV
KEVU
11 12
(:00) The
700 Club
Dr. Phil The Dr. Oz Show Without a Trace Seeking a
suspected killer.
Without a Trace Absalom

My Name Is
Earl
Everybody
Hates Chris
Everybody-
Raymond
30/IND 21
(:00) 3ABN Today Live Better Life
Today
Signs of the
Times
Gospel
Outreach
Time Out Knowing God 3ABN Today Live
33/FOX
KLSR
13 11
The Simp-
sons
Two and a
Half Men
Two and a
Half Men
The X Factor Auditions No. 2 Hopefuls perform for the judges.
(N) (Part 2 of 2)
Fox News at
10 (N)
(:35) Family
Guy
(:05) 30
Rock
Everybody-
Raymond
American
Dad
46/NBC
KTCW
6
News Big Bang
Theory
Big Bang
Theory
Community

Parks and
Recreation
The Ofce
The List
(:31) Whit-
ney Pilot
Prime Suspect (Series
Premiere) (N)
With Jay Leno (N)
51/PBS
KOAC
7
Nightly
Business
PBS NewsHour (N) Oregon Art
Beat
Outdoor
Idaho
Doc Martin The Wrong
Goodbye
The Adventures of Sher-
lock Holmes
History Detectives PBS News-
Hour
A&E 24 23
(:00) The
First 48
The First 48 The mother of
Derrick Burruss.
The First 48 Thicker Than
Water
The First 48 A woman is
stabbed in her bedroom.
Beyond Scared Straight A
tough female deputy.
Teens visit the morgue.
(12:01) The
First 48
ABC FAM 40 32 Videos Dennis the Menace (1993) Walter Matthau. Richie Rich (1994, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin. The 700 Club Whose?
AMC 68 24
(:00) Hondo (1953, Western) John
Wayne, Geraldine Page.
True Grit (1969, Western) John Wayne, Glen Campbell, Kim Darby. A one-eyed marshal
and a Texas Ranger aid a vengeful teen.
True Grit (1969, Western) John
Wayne, Glen Campbell.
ANPL 49 47 Monsters River Monsters Swamp Wars Hillbilly Handshin Tanked Good Karma Swamp Wars Handshin
BRAVO 62 46 Matchmkr Kathy Grifn: Pants Off Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmkr
CNBC 65 Mob Mon. American Greed Mad Money Mob Money: American Greed Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock 30 Rock Futurama Futurama Futurama South Park South Park Tosh.0 Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy Rst
CW 12 14 King Seinfeld Seinfeld The Vampire Diaries (N) The Secret Circle (N) Cops Til Death King South Park South Park
DISC 34 30
(:00) Desert
Car Kings
Is It Possible? Real X-ray
vision; narcoleptic dogs.
Is It Possible? Water jet-pack.

MythBusters Trio of duct tape
myths.
MythBusters Tornadoes are
put to the test.
MythBusters Trio of duct tape
myths.
MythBusters
DISN 37 21
Good Luck
Charlie
A.N.T. Farm
Good Luck
Charlie
go to an audition.
So Random!

Phineas and
Ferb
A.N.T. Farm
Good Luck
Charlie
So Random!

Fish Hooks
Wizards-
Place
E! 57 25 Take Miami E! News (N) E! True Hollywood Story Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Chelsea Lat E! News
ESPN 28 31
(5:00) College Football North Carolina State
at Cincinnati. (N) (Live)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) College
Football
ESPN2 27 49 WNBA Basketball Playoff: Teams TBA. Womens Soccer United States vs. Canada. (N) NFL Live (N) X Games Rev. SportCenter
FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Chopped Chopped Chopped Champions Sweet Genius Iron Chef America Chopped
FX 31 45 How I Met How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Sunny Archer (N) Sunny Archer Archer
FXM 44
(5:00) Around the World in 80 Days Around the World in 80 Days
HGTV 50 43 Property Hunters Intl House House First Place Selling NY Property House Hunters Intl House Hunters Selling NY
HIST 41 34 Nostrdms Modern Marvels Ancient Aliens Ancient Aliens Ancient Aliens (N) UFO Files Aliens
ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Jones Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Monk
LIFE 23 29 Runway Project Runway Project Runway Project Runway Image Is Everything (:32) Dance Moms Russian Runway
MTV 26 17 70s Show Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore (N) Jersey Shore Ridiculous.
NAT GEO 73 Atlantis Search for Noahs Ark When Rome Ruled Finding Atlantis Search for Noahs Ark Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Explorer
OXY 61 Law CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law CI
ROOT 38 99
Cougars All
Access
Blackout)
The Dan Patrick Show UFC Countdown 135:
Jones vs. Rampage
World Poker
Tour:
SPEED 58 53 Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction Pinks - All Out Wrecked Wrecked Trucker Trucker Speedmakers Gearz
SPIKE 69 38 Unleash UFC Unleashed UFC Unleashed iMPACT Wrestling (N) (:02) Damage (2009) Steve Austin.
SYFY 43 40 Odysseus: Voyage Troy (2004) Brad Pitt. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. Cerberus (2005) Greg Evigan.
TBS 33 10
The King of
Queens
Seinfeld The
Trip
Seinfeld Family
Guy
Family
Guy
Big Bang
Theory
Big Bang
Theory
Big Bang
Theory
Big Bang
Theory
Conan (N) The Ofce

TCM 51 26
Ballad of
Cafe
The Deceivers (1988) Pierce Brosnan. A British ofcer
goes under cover to inltrate a cult.
The Perfect Murder (1989, Drama) Stoney Jackson,
Anthony Norman McKay. Premiere.
Street Musicians of
Bombay
Sweet
Sounds
TLC 42 41 (:00) LA Ink LA Ink Lottery Changed My Life Undercover Boss Prison Diaries (N) Undercover Boss Prison
TNT 36 42 (:00) Bones Bones Bones Bones Bones Fire in the Ice CSI: NY CSI: NY
TOON 63 33 Gumball MAD Adventure Regular Problem King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Childrens
TRVL 59 48 Man, Food Sand M. Sand M. Truck Stp Truck Stp Truck Stp Truck Stp Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Truck Stp
TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond 3s Co. 3s Co. 3s Co.
USA 45 15
(:00) NCIS

NCIS Tony and Ziva become
trapped.
Victims Unit Loophole
Victims Unit Haystack
Victims Unit Sin
Burn Notice Bloodlines
Michael must balance.
(12:01)
NCIS
VS. 47 422 World Ext. NFL Turning Point (N) NFL Turning Point (N) Sports Talk Sports Talk NFL Turning Point In-Sideout Adv. Sports Paint Zoom
WE 185 120 Bridezillas Bridezillas Big Easy Brides Big Easy Brides Ghost Whisperer Bridezillas Bridezillas
ENC 642 710
(:05) 8 Mile (2002, Drama) Eminem,
Kim Basinger.
Rumble in the Bronx (1995) Jackie
Chan, Anita Mui.
Point of No Return (1993, Suspense) Bridget Fonda,
Gabriel Byrne.
(:20) Ransom (1996)
Mel Gibson.
HBO 500 600
Vampires Suck (2010) Matt Lanter, Jenn
Proske.
Avatar (2009) Sam Worthington. A former Marine falls in love with a
native of a lush alien world.
Bored to
Death
Real Sex Cathouse:
Come
(12:15) 127
Hours
SHO 600 660
The Tillman
Story
(:15) The Six Wives of Henry Lefay (2008, Comedy)
Tim Allen, Elisha Cuthbert. iTV Premiere.
Web Therapy
(iTV)
The Big C
(iTV)
Weeds (iTV)

The Big C
(iTV)
Gigolos
(iTV)
Sweet Karma (2009)
Shera Bechard. iTV.
TMC 620 690
Deadline (2009, Suspense) Brittany Murphy,
Tammy Blanchard.
Remember Me (2010, Romance) Robert Pattinson, Emilie
de Ravin, Chris Cooper.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010, Romance) Kristen
Stewart, Robert Pattinson.
Forget Me
Not (2010)
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Platinum:
ATRIO Health Plans and
DCIPA, the Physicians of
Douglas County
Roseburg Community Concert
Association
Anonymous/
Oregon Community
Foundation
Gold:
AVISTA Corp.
Silver:
Noble B. Goettel Charitable
Trust
Umpqua Bank
John William Unruh/Oregon
Community Foundation
Bronze:
Harvard Medical Park, Ltd.
K.M. Ireland, LLC
Lone Rock Timber
Management Company
Cow Creek Band of Umpqua
Tribe of Indians
IN KIND PARTNERS:
Brooke Communications
Creative Images
KPIC-TV
INDIVIDUALS:
Benefactor:
Shawn Romine
Paul and Lory Utz
Donor:
David Morrison and Peppi
Melick
Patron:
James and Joetta Cline
Marie Dixon
Mae Rea Glockner
Larry and Roberta Hall
Scott and Norma Hall
John and Mary Kelley
John and Jean Loosley
Wes and Jean Melo
Rick and Jacky Sohn
Stan and Kathy Vejtasa
T.R. and Julie Wathen
Kelsey and Cheryl Wood
Sponsor:
Laird and Ronnie Black
Jim and Martha Bradley
Tony and Jeanette Buxton
Dean and Sara Byers
Earl and Doris Clark
Kevin and Jerry Comiskey
Joyce Conn
Sybilla Cook
Marilyn Coxon
Wanda Eddy
John and Cindy Ferguson
John Granholm
Ed Hall
Vikki Hein
John and Mary Lee Hope
Maury Hudson
Kathryn Johnston
Laura Konecny
Judith Lasswell
Mary Matthews
Elmer and Julieanne Miller
Julia Miller
Lyle and Joan Miller
Arnold Morton
George and Bobette Moyers
Merle Norman Cosmetics
Roger and Eilene Paul
Lewis and Beverly Paulson
Jan Petersen
Joy Rich
Janet Roy
Julee K. Richards
Joe and Kathleen Ross
Virginia Skala
Don and Nancy Smith
Bob and Marian Stratton
Lee Swanson
Michael and Judy Tighe
Anne Taggart Tunzi
Supporter:
Robert Lufburrow
Peter and Sharon Pollaczek
Alfonso and Amy Tan
Contributor:
Doug and Margaret Harter
James and Jacie Pratt
BUSINESS AND FOUNDATIONS:
The Umpqua Symphony Association would
like to thank all those who helped make
our 2010-2011 season possible. We are
grateful for the continuing support of our
mission to bring classical and related music
to our community.
INDIVIDUAL TICKETS:
Adult $18 Senior $16 Student $5 Family $45
AT THE DOOR:
SEASON TICKETS:
FOR MORE INFO CONTACT US:
http://tickets.umpqua.edu 541-440-7700
or mail check payable to Umpqua Symphony Assoc.
P.O. Box 241, Roseburg, OR 97470
Also available at these outlets:
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