Hazir Hoon Teri Kachehari Mein Koi Ilzaam To Laga De.

Ashiqon Ki Duniya Mein Mera Naam To Bana De. Himakatein Ho Gayee Dil Se Mere Nadaan Tha Wo, Bik Jaounga Mohabbat Mein Teri Mera Daam To Laga De http://shayari.co.in/#ixzz1cWhWdJNl

Ek nazr se hame bhulaana nahi aata, Khule nazaare per band rakhna nahi aata, waqt hoto dekhlo ek baar is dil ko, Kisi nazaare ko door karna nahi aata, ~SM http://shayari.co.in/#ixzz1cWhijDLt

Shahanaiyatse mile hame ruswa ki nazr na do, Samaliya hai Dil ke kousar ko jise Dar-E-Kousar na banao, Inshallah hote rahegi ramato ki baarish, Bus is SANA ki Dua to maanlo. http://shayari.co.in/#ixzz1cWhtNiqL Unko karib lane k chaah main, Sabse dur hote gaye, Wo karib na aaye, Sab dur chale gaye. Paas jaane k chaah main, unke Sabse dur ho gaye, Sabse anzaan bante gaye, Wo hume anzaan kahe gaye. Har khusi unki dekhne k liye, Har waqt dur rahe unke nazroon se hum. Jaan na paa-e wo hume, Bhul gayi hume, do pal kya jo dur ho gaye hum. Kitni kosisho k baad manaya, Milne ko khudse, Uss Milan main bhi bechadna tha, Unko mujse. Hum tho bas unhe kuch kehana chahate, Per wo humse kuch sunna na chahate,

Khwaab main tho der raat baate kar leta, Saamne unke main kuch bool na pata. Kaise karu main bayaan labo se, Karta tha main pyaar dil se, Kash samaj jaati pyaar ko mere, Na hona padta mujhe dur apn http://shayari.co.in/#ixzz1cWiHDivx Hum dil ke baat sunte rahe aur vo dil k sath khelte rahe, hum yaad mein unke ansu bahate rahe aur vo ansu ko pani samjhte rahe, hum sath unke chalte rahe aur vo pathar samjh k thukrate rahe http://shayari.co.in/#ixzz1cWiW4ZsP Har savar ek nai umeed deti hain, aj humeri unse mulakat hogi. din dalta rehta hain par woh yaad nhi karte, na jane kya bat hogi. sara din yuhi nikal jaya ,ek botal hi hai jo sath hogi.. har savar ek nai umeed deti hain, aj humeri unse mulakat hogi http://shayari.co.in/#ixzz1cWif2vpS

Behke Behke Huwe Andaaz-e-Bayan Hote Hain, Aap Hote Hain To Phir Hosh kahan Hote Hain, Hont Paband Hain Mafhum Bayan Hote Hain, Koi Samjhe To Yeh Aansu Bhi Zubaan Hote Hain

http://shayari.co.in/#ixzz1cWiniGrP Hamara ishq tha hi itna saccha, ki scooter par lagta hi tha accha, Jab milne unse jati thi, To scooter par hi sapno ka ghar banati thi, Sara din Delhi ki roads par scooter chalta tha, aur Hamara ishq us scooter par hi chalta tha. Magar un pyari batoon mein hum iss kadar kho jate they, Ki Red light ko bhi paar kar jate they, Fir aashiqui mein chaalan ho jata tha, Jo thode bahut paise hote they,

wo bhi traffic police wala le jata tha. Isliye dosto agar GF ko ghoomane jayo To driving licence apni jeb mein jaroor le jayo http://shayari.co.in/sms/funny-shayari#ixzz1cWjIqmqC

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega http://shayari.co.in/sms/funny-shayari#ixzz1cWjXX4Rm

Door se dekha toh ek sher tha Door se dekha toh ek sher tha Door se dekha toh ek sher tha isliye paas gaya hii nahi . http://shayari.co.in/sms/funny-shayari#ixzz1cWjrjaT5 Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur, Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai http://shayari.co.in/sms/funny-shayari#ixzz1cWk6nX9b

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur, Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai. http://shayari.co.in/sms/funny-shayari#ixzz1cWkR8w6n Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai, Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai, Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost, Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai ` Jab bhi hota hain deedar,

dil dhadakta hai baar baar, par yeh sochkar kehte hain, ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar ` Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha, thoda nai besumar kiya tha, dil tut kar reh gaya, jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha ` Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno, Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno, Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno ` Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye, husn ke tever nokile ho gaye, faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye, ki unke haath peele ho gaye. ` Wo chham chham kar ke aayi wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi main sindoor le kar khada tha wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi.. ` Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai, Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain, Zamana teji ka hai, Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain! Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana, Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana! ` Pani Main Tairna machali ka style Hawa me udna panchi ka style Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style . ` Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de , Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain . Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho, Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain. ` Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi , Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi , Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi , Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi. ` Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,

Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge, Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai, Ab uski chotti behen ko fasay http://shayari.co.in/sms/funny-shayari#ixzz1cWl4laM7 Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke femaleYaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na eMail ` Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,janeman apne Dil ka PASSWORD to batao! ` http://shayari.co.in/sms/funny-shayari#ixzz1cWmf0EW0 Pehla Question Dekh Kar Wah Wah Wah Wah Ho Gayi, Teen Line Likh Kar 100 No. Ki Chah Ho Gayi. Doosra(2nd) Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil, 50(Pachas) No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushki. Teesra(3rd) Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam, 30(Tees) No. Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatm. Chotha(4th) Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh. Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh. Panchwa Question Dekhne Ki Nobat Hi Na Ayi, Jab Se Parchi Tapak Gayi Me Pakda Gaya Bha- Me Pakda Gaya Bhai.

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{I wrote this for a friend who wanted a welcome speech. He was a sophomore and the event was a fresher's party in college WRITTEN sometime in 2003 Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to raise a toast to all the new faces in here. New faces that we dont know till now but would wish to know. The same new faces that once belonged to us an year ago. The same new faces that, over ashort period of time, will no more be, 'NEW' faces. But faces they are now to us, and yes new faces. Well, I speak on behalf of all the second year students here. Just a few lines of how we all feel at this juncture. Here I go. Newness or novelty has been intriguing and fascinating to man since the Neanderthal times. Novelty for us is excitement and exuberance, surprise and science, cheerfulness and joy, hope and happiness, boldness and buoyancy, positive ness and passion. But men as we all are, novelty to us also means risk, unfamiliarity, uncertainty, fear, doubt and disturbance. In the same token, the old and the established stands for the familiar and comfortable, knowledgeable and therefore able, mature and therefore trustworthy,rugged and therefore reliable. But all this goes with accusations of stagnation and staleness,out -of-date and outmoded ness and the slow and the stumped'. What I wish to express using all the adjectivesthat I used is that these new faces in here, our juniors for the coming year , represent to us the same hope and challenge as new players in a cricket team or new twists in a good story. And we, as seniors,should ideally be the matured bunch, a bunch of guys and gals they could trust and depend upon. Together, we can make a terrific team. You, a brand new Ferrari and we, the sparking black, Ford Model T. So, I, on behalf of all the old faces here, welcome the new faces with open hands, open minds and above all, OPEN HEARTS.

Scripts
Entry on cycle. 1. Song: Do mastane chale jindgi banane. 2. Then introduction (rohit sharma) 3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai. Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai d: are mere liya kya laya?? r: lo karlo baat...gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye d:sale bus na ye hi dosti. r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar. d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki... (PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum forighner ban jate he?? R: "smthng" D: "Odhni" ( ke nachu odhni odh ke yar..dil pardeshi ho gaya) R: (chid jata he) second pj- mumbai ke bar e me..salman khan par.. D: esi konsi cheez he k jise todte hi salman khan nachne lagta he?? R: "smthng" D: kasam (har kasam todke nachu) r:(chid jata hai ) then pj of rohit -amir khan pj ( aamir khan ke gharka bil) aamir ki maa: beta aajkal humare ghar ka bil itna jyada kyo aa raha he?? aamir: me kabhi batalata nahi...par andhere se darta hu me maa d: (chid jata hai) r: abhi to picture baki hemere dost...achcha chal aab ye bata..pj(NANO).. d: ha janata hu na..badme mera ku6 xtra.. r: kisna (ans) d:acha to ye bata...... BOLLYWOOD BEATS GROUP DANCE r:are boht ho gai bakvas....lets move on program r:do u know that today all bollywood beauties r here on our fest n they r

performing for us.. d:no its no possible .... r:sach mae yar.. d:nahi ho sakta... r:ok.. lagta hain tuje demo dena hi padaega.. r:so..please puts yours hands together to wellcome the beauties of our collage. ( )group to come and rock the stage... wid there dance of bollywood bits

dance performence.. r:so that is what i call a perfomence.. d is going forward on stage n sit there and thinking some thing then i ask wht hepn.. d:are yaar abhi 14th feb gai na..... r:yaa...maja aa gya.. r; to kyu sad hai itna... d:shayri. after shayari...rohit laughes loudly...dipesh will try to stop him by getting angr y d: chal meri chhod...tu bata..tu bada kush lag raha hai..baat kya bhai?? "sharma" sharma raha he (song samjo ho hi gaya) with mech public d:yaar kya baat he...kaise kismat hai meri( is langoor ko bhi angoor mil gaya) r;han kya bol be. d:abe kuchh nahi kismat ki baat kar raha hu,... r:kismat ki baat nikli hai to ek sher pesh karna chahuga.. r:shayri..(on kismat).. HAYE RAE KISMAT d:on him calling the group.. entry with fortune group with a song and personly intro.. drama(haye rae kismat) d: stupendo fantabullasly f antastic..history... r:then i say some thing in enlish abt the drama.. d:he says some thing gujrati.... r:ha kya bol raha hai bae... kuch samj nahi aya.. r:abe dum hai to maere se english mae baat kar ke dikha .. D; abe tu mere ko samjata kya he?? ho jaya bet?? r: smthng abt umang sir..than he talk abt UMANG sir mere ko rohit goes to the umang sir n asking.. D:.eng,eng,eng,eng,eng,eng.. r:are apne collage e students yaar all rounders hai in se DANCE -fod daetae hai.. DRAMA-kara lo kamal ka karte hai,, d:wht abt singing songs .. SONG BY MITESH PANDEY(YAKKEN) r:uski to baat hi mat karo...uske ke liye humare pas dabbng hai.

d:are kon vo chubul pandaye ....' R; nahi mitesh pandey...kuchha jyada fark nahi he...wo as a polish dabaang he aur ye as a singer d abaang he.. D & R: to please welcome THE DABBNG SINGER OF OUR collage d:aaeye pandae ji.. aeyae..

MECHANICAL MACHINE GROUP mimicry of dance performance... thn doing michal jackson..dipesh is going to back stage..n shrma comments on that...somthing.. s: intro of mech group dance form*( without expressions n leg moments) Sent by: Dipesh Shah For more scripts visit: www.anchoringscripts.blogspot.com

Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno Mujhe Sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno Yeh mere aasu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi, Koi aanchal enhe milta to sitare hote. Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi.. Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi... Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim... Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi... Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain. Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main "Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad" Hamne mana aapme hogi sabra ki takat hamse jyada, Dekh lo lekin utri hogi aapki surat hamse jyada. Mushkil ka meri unko mukshil se yeki aaya, Samjhe meri mushkil ko magar badi mushkil se. Andaz apne dekhte hai aaine me woh, Aur yebhi dekhte hai ke koi dekhta n ho. Dil na umid to nahi, nakam hi to hai, Lambi hai gam ki shyam magar, shyam hi to hai. Bahut roai hai us aasu ke khatir, Jo nikalta hai khushi ki intaha per. Zakhm kuch aaise huai phulo per soya n gaya, Jisma jalkar khak aakho se raya n gaya. Aab es hadd pe laya hai intazaar muzhe, Woh aa bhi jaye to aaye na yaki muzhe. Ek diya jo sare rah jalane nikle, Aandhya bankar kai log buzane nikle. Kamse kam maut se aisi mujhe ummid nahi, Jindgi tune to diya dhoke pe dhoka