Escort Attitude

Step-By-Step Instructions to LEGALLY Earn $100 a minute

Kyla Brant

Escort Attitude
Step-By-Step Instructions to LEGALLY Earn $100 a Minute
Copyright 2003 By Kyla Brant All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced without prior written permission or the author (except in the case of brief quotations embodied in reviews For information, contact Kyla@escortcoach.com Second edition United States Cataloguing in Publications Data Kyla Brant Escort Attitude: Step-By-Step Instructions to LEGALLY Earn $100 a Minute ISBN 0-9727361-2-3 1. 2. 3. 4. Kyla Brant Escort Call Girl Title

Printed and Bound in the United States A Publication of Lynn Greenburg Publishing Co.

Earn a LEGAL Fortune

with Kyla Brants proven $1000-a-date methods.

Heres what other escorts had to say:

Its absolutely possible to make big bucks as a call girl without fucking. I cleared $300 grand last year without breaking a sweat or breaking the law. I even had a lot of repeat customers, so anyone who accuses you of being a fraud should close her mouth (and her legs) and read this: I just finished my sixth date with Jimmie, a sweet 20-year-old who visits me once a month and is happy to pay me $1000 to talk to him. There are just as many Jimmies out there as there are johns, and I make my money without doing anything my mama or the vice cops would disapprove of. Chantelle, Los Angeles I made more money than any of the other girls who work for my agency! Only one other girl even came close to matching my earnings. Now, guess which two girls NEVER do anything illegal on calls? I average $500 a call. Jennifer, Atlanta

Six months ago, a guy paid me $1600 and got mad when I said the tip DID NOT pay for illegal sex. Two weeks ago, he called the agency and said he wanted to apologize for being such a jerk. This time he paid me $3400. Again, I said no to sex. Hes paid me $5000 so far to do nothing but listen to him bitch and then apologize for being a jerk (most of us do that for free at home!)and I wont be surprised if he calls and asks for me again and offers me $6800 for another chance. Erica, Chicago

Escort Attitude:
Step By Step Instructions to LEGALLY Earn $100 a Minute
Contents Part 1
Youre Gonna Love This Career!

Chapter 1
Ten Reasons to Become an Escort 7

Chapter 2
Keep it Legal 21

Chapter 3
Men Are Stupid When it Comes to Sex 35

Chapter 4
Whats the Catch? 41

Chapter 5

Your Ticket to Financial Freedom

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Its Easy When You Know How

Part 2:

Chapter 6
Getting Started 57

Chapter 7
Advertising

73

Chapter 8
Bodyguards 89

Chapter 9
Phone Pitch 105

Chapter 10
Bedroom Ditch 127

Chapter 11
Safe Exit Strategies 141

Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15

Falsely Accused

149

Double Down With Two-Girl Calls

159

How to Avoid Going Broke on $1000 a Day

181

Who Are These Guys?

191

Chapter One
Ten Reasons to Become an Escort
So you want to be an escort?

Youve heard that the moneys great, the hours are easy and you get to meet some interesting people. Well, guess what? Youre

absolutely right! Whats even better is this:

YOU DO NOT EVER HAVE TO HAVE SEX OR COMMIT ANY CRIME OR DO ANYTHING YOU DONT WANT TO DO.

As rules. for must will

an

escort,

YOU

make

the

The escort service you work tell you the MINIMUM call, how you to

charge

for

each

handle credit card sales and where to drop off and pick up payments.

But the rest is up to you. Do you want to make $10 in tips per call? $100? $1000? $10,000?

You decide, and Ill show you how to earn it! Whats more, Ill show you how to KEEP your money. Youd be amazed

at how EASY it is to be broke on $1000-a-day addictions earnings. if take boyfriends control of or your

Its a lot more fun to

live comfortably now and retire in five years. to stay And Ill show you how NO job is worth

safe.

injury, and you do not have to let a client lay a finger on you gently 8

or otherwise in order to earn the big bucks that will let you buy

brand new cars for cash, pay off all your debts, put a down payment on house and save enough to retire on. a

Like Riding a Bike

Success as an escort is like

success at any other profession or in any other business. on knowledge. It depends

Someone has to teach

us how to tie our shoes, ride a bike or take drive-thru orders at

McDonalds.

All you need to become

a successful escort is for someone to teach you the inside tricks and for you to follow them. And do. Im going to give you the thats what Im going to

information most escorts DONT want you to know (because they worry that 9

if you find out, they wont make any money), and Im also going to give you that the make-serious-money escorts dont advice know

most

themselves. averaging

If they did, theyd be a call instead of

$1000

$200. (Earning $200 for ten minutes work isnt bad, of course, but

making five times as much is a whole lot better!) But before I get started with the step-by-step advice on how to

become a SUCCESSFUL escort, I want to outline the reasons why this is the best LEGAL job in the world.

Starting on the next page, Im going to give you 10 reasons why you

should become an escort and why Im the person to teach you the

business!

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Ten Reasons Why You Should Become an Escort

1. Earn $250,000 a year. Thats how much I averaged. Thats nearly $5000 a week. Thats years! percent $1 million in four

Thats more than 95 of the US

population earns.

And most

of them work a LOT harder to bring home that kind of money. 2. Work 10 hours a week I went on about two calls a night. clients minutes hours the 11 My actual time with was a about call. fifteen My ten to

includes on

talking the

client

phone,

commuting back and forth to his hotel AND the time it took to apply make=up and

get dressed. And between calls, I could do anything I wanted. if I signed on with Even my

service, as long as I had my cell phone with me, I

could be anywhere. never tied down

I was to an I to

office or even my home. could go shopping, to all the of my out gym

dinner, continue

normal

activities between calls. 3. No dress code If you show up for calls in baggy hair, make sweats youre great and not stringy going (and to

tips

maybe

even get turned away at the 12

door).

But you dont have to

dress up like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman or invest in any special escort outfit.

In fact, most of your clients value want discretion you walking and dont a

through

hotel looking like a hooker. I like Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger and khakis what and I shirts, wore on

thats

calls. never

I never wore a skirt, put on high heels.

This doesnt mean you cant. This just means you dont

have to. 4. No Start-Up Fees If youve ever thought about starting you fees know can your that kill own the business, start-up early

your

profits if you can afford 13

to put out the money at all. Whether you wanted to sell

Mary Kay cosmetics or pursue an online career, there was always expenses some that out-of-pocket make getting

started risky. there are NONE. big income

As an escort, Even if the happen

didnt

right away (it takes time to learn anything, and your high earning with keep skills will you make improve get to

practice), what you

without You

any up-front expenses.

can start as an escort with zero dollars and walk away

with $100 even if you dont make a penny in tips. escort between call to services $175 the and (Most charge $200 per your

client;

share depends on the service, 14

but you can count on at least $100 from a reputable theres no

service) inventory. dont want

Plus,

If you decide you to be an escort

any more, you just take your money dont and have a walk to away. worry You about of

unloading

trunk-ful

unsold merchandise. 5. Pre-Qualified Customers If youve ever tried

telephone sales, you know how hard it is to get anyone to listen to you, let alone buy from you. Youve interrupted

their dinner, their sleep or their sex life with a pitch for a vacation rental or

wireless service theyre 15 and not

communication surprise

very

receptive.

But the

when

youre

an

escort, the an

customer says

calls he wants

service,

escort and so by the time he hears from you, hes READY! 6. Pre-Paid Fees The customer pays up front by cash or charge card for tips,

EVERYTHING,

including

and all services have a norefund policy, so you are

always guaranteed of getting paid and never have to worry about trying to collect from deadbeat clients. 7. No Boss Theres no one looking over your shoulder, checking your work, keeping track of your time or ordering you to work on your birthday. 16 You dont

have

to

sign to or

up a

months

in

advance vacation

get beg

one-week get a

to

Saturday night off to attend your sisters wedding. work when you want and You how

you want. the client

Its just you and No and one youre tells in you

charge.

what to do.

Hows that for a

power position? 8. No Payroll Taxes What you make is what you keep. If you have a $1500

night, you take home $1500. There are NO deductions for federal or state taxes and no Social This dont taxes, to Security doesnt owe but the no take

deductions. mean you

government ones 17

going

anything paycheck. 9.

out

of

your

Fund a New Business Maybe theres a business

you wanted to start and couldnt didnt funds. have because the you

start-up as an

Working

escort is a way to save up for that new business and

help you pay the rent while the fledgling operation If you make out of

gets underway. a serious

habit

saving a large part of your escort quickly earnings, and you can raise

easily

the funds to launch another career. dont And have to because work you many

hours as an escort, it is also 18 possible to continue

taking calls while getting the started. 10. Meet Interesting People Yes, you really can meet as second business

fascinating

characters

an escort, but maybe not in the way you think. for If a

youre husband youd

looking or have a best

friend, luck But

better

placing a personal ad.

if you want to meet men you can tell stories about,

well, you learn a lot about a person whos negotiating for sexual favors. its funny, some Some of of its

sad and some of its just plain gross. But its

ALWAYS interesting!

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So, now you know WHY you should become an escort. In the next

chapters, Ill show you HOW.

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Chapter Two
Keep it Legal

There misconceptions

are about

many, the

many escort

business, and Id like to clear up as many as I can about them so that you know exactly what its all

about. First legal of all, an You you escort are are is NOT a a

profession. and

prostitute

NEVER

required to perform sexual services of any kind. This doesnt mean that the men you pay for your services dont

expect sex and it doesnt mean that a lot of escorts dont turn tricks. 21

This

means

that

your

job

as

an

escort does not have to include sex and, in my opinion, should never

include sex. This will also be the opinion held by the better escort services that will hire you you. sign a In fact,

theyll

make

contract

stating that you will not break any laws. Some agencies do this JUST to

protect themselves so they can claim ignorance about what goes on in a

guys bedroom, but the best agencies the ones you want to work for if you dont work for yourself

understand and support the views I am going to share with you: LEGAL. STAY

What, then, does an escort do?

Your

job

is

to

offer

companionship and any form of legal 22

entertainment. talking dancing, Some these

This or

could

include

dirty

otherwise back

striptease will they If

or

rubs. of and for want

clients offers else.

reject want they

all sex ask

nothing something

illegal

and

dont

something legal in its place GET OUT! youve Take your money and leave. offered legal If

entertainment

and theyve turned you down, theres nothing you can do. But money! havent dont ever give back the

Its yours to keep, and you ripped anyone off if they

decide they dont want the services you can legally offer.

Become a Legal Beagle

What That Paid 23

can

you on

offer where

legally? you live.

depends sex is

illegal

everywhere

except

in

some

parts

of

Ohio

and

sexual contact is against the law in most municipalities. What this

means, precisely, varies A LOT. In some places, a kiss can be illegal. In some getting naked -- even if

you dont do anything is against the law. Let the law work for you! tougher the the laws your a you are job guy in is. his offer your You The town are

easier

ALWAYS worth

giving if

moneys legal

entertainment.

Thats true whether

you get tipped $100 or $5000 so go for the biggest possible tips! if give count he it wants to the him. legitimate If he And, show,

doesnt, your

your

blessings

(and

earnings) and leave. One wants other thing. show Whether or no, he

the

legal

its

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always

time

to

leave

if

you

feel

threatened in any way. If the guy tries to touch you, if hes angry, if he tells you he has weapons: Your first. GET OUT! must always come

safety

Ill talk about HOW to stay

safe in the next chapters. But how long if you youre should ever stay wondering with a

client, know two things: 1. The amount of time is totally up to you. 2. You should never stay longer than it is safe to do so. Guys are usually happier if you stay the whole hour but if they want to fill that hour with sex,

they may change their minds and if you long, feel comfortable But, if staying youre that not,

fine.

exit as quickly as you can manage.

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How

long

do

normally

stay

with a client?

Usually, Officially, you collect into the

not call

very begins fee

long. after and

the your

service service

report

operator.

Then you negotiate a tip. I like to start the tipping

price at $1000 and work up or down depending on the reaction I get to the first figure. Its important to

never start too low its easier to come down than go up. The sometimes tipping get negotiations can If

time-consuming.

the guy is willing to tip $500 but has only $200 in his pocket, he may have to go to an ATM machine to get the rest of the cash. WITH HIM!!!! unsafe.) That If (DO NOT GO would for be some

completely

reason he cant drive himself hes 26

too drunk, for instance ask your bodyguard to take him, and tip your bodyguard trouble). accordingly for his

A standard bodyguard call I always pay my

fee might be $25.

bodyguard that PLUS fifteen percent of whatever I make on a call. So he

knows that if the guy withdraws $300 from his ATM, it means an extra $45 to him. and I are Sometimes if my bodyguard both lucky, a guy will

have three bank cards, tap out all three of them, which is $900, for He me and $135 mind drive for my $765

bodyguard. a five kind or of

doesnt

taking for

ten-minute

this

money (but Ive gotta tell you, hes gotten PRETTY ANNOYED with guys who took him to the ATM and couldnt get anything out of their accounts. I

wont tell you what hes done when this happens.)

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If the guy wants to put a tip on a credit card, you will have to get him to sign a slip and get the amount approved through your service (to make sure he has enough credit left on his card.) split this too. the takes tip up onto a If he has to several cards, time

little

more

Speedy Transactions
Once you get a guy to AGREE to a tip price, or as you want slip to in so get hand you the as will

money quickly

charge

possible,

want to have a system in place for getting the transactions completed.

You dont want the guy to change his mind while youre on hold with your service. Then, of course, you will want to get rid of the money (ideally by 28

handing them to your bodyguard), and then you ask the guy what he wants to do. If he asks me to do something illegal and he usually does I tell him I am NOT a prostitute and will not break the law for him or anyone else. If he wants to know what I WILL do, I tell him what Im comfortable doing. strip For me this includes doing a show while he jerks off or

giving him a shoulder rub.

It does

not include letting him touch me in any way or in my touching him in any sexual way. Some case, I guys do my say OK. and In that do

thing

they

theirs.

And I leave.

If they dont want the show or the back rub, I leave sooner.

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$50 to $1100 a Minute

How long does all of this take? Sometimes thirty. ten I minutes, occasionally Ive ever

dont

think

stayed an hour. How much do I make? I than $1000. Im not rarely walk I best away with closer less to

$500. My

average tip to

was

$11,000. THAT

going

pretend

happens all the time. But thats OK.

It doesnt.

$250-an-hour on a Slow Night

On a slow night, when I work

two calls and earn $500 each call, Ive And made the a $1000 for the night. an in

night worth of

included work.

about Add

hours

another hour for my drive time, and

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you

could

say

that

on

my

worst

nights, I make $250 an hour. But better. I usually do a whole lot

I work ten hours a week and

make more than $250,000 a year. Whats more important, is this: YOU CAN DO IT, TOO! A lot of escorts dont like to give rather they away their like an secrets. you hour THINK and Theyd that fuck Some but a

women make

$100

three or four guys a night. escorts do this, of course,

lot more like to pretend that their jobs are harder and Why? harsher than

they actually are.

Because they dont want you to steal their business. They dont

want the competition you to know how easy and how lucrative the

escort business actually is. So why am I telling you?

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Well, first, because my escort days are over. You cant take my

clients because I dont have any. Second, I dont believe youll be taking anyones clients. There

are simply too many men willing to pay for escorts for YOU to infringe on anyones turf. The only one who

shouldnt know the secrets of this business are the men. And Im pretty confident youre not going to tell them not at

least until youve earned your first $1 million and retired from the

business. So, lets keep what Ive told you and what Im about to tell you just between us girls. Keep your lips sealed (and your legs closed) and start earning more money than you ever dreamed

possible. Why? 32 Its simple:

Men are stupid when it comes to sex.

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Chapter Three
Men Are Stupid When It Comes to Sex

When sex, about.

men

are all

thinking theyre

about

thats

thinking

The smartest, sanest, guy on

the planet becomes the village idiot when hes horny. just about Hes willing to do to get laid

anything

including handing over a months pay to a stranger for the possibility of getting some pussy. Theyd have better luck at the animal shelter. But them their 34 logic almost the never and stops

from

trying in

emptying no

wallets

process

matter how many times

theyve been

ripped off rather than jerked off by ladies of the night.

They Never Learn

Heres a recent example: An call. $2500, escort I know went on a

She talked this man out of then walked away when he

solicited her for sex. call and girl, wasnt she said, to not

She was a a whore, the law

going

break

for him or any man. The woman took her $2500 and

reported back to the escort service office, where she sometimes answers the phones. Shes barely had a

chance to adjust her headphones when the guy shed just ditched at the

hotel called up.

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Was he calling to yell at her, demand his money back, threaten to get her fired? Nope, the dope was calling to arrange lost another and date. hes Hes calling just the

$2500,

same service and talking to the same escort again! The escort called me, explained the situation date and said offered she me the to

second

wanted

share her good fortune with me. So I drove to the guys hotel. He five answered, minutes, me we he for talked gave sex, for me and I about $2500, left.

solicited

(I offered him my legal show, same as I offer any client, but he said no) He spent $5000 for NO SEX.

And, although, I couldnt prove it, Id bet my $2500 that he called

another escort before the night was 36

over. someone maxed

And

didnt to

give fuck

up him

until or he

agreed out his

credit

cards

whichever came first. Is that stupid or what? And there are millions of other guys out there willing to spend

hundreds of thousands of dollars to invite you into their sexual fantasy world even if they have every

reason to believe youll decline the invitation.

Dumb Jackpot
Thats one of the reasons Im willing success horror peers. to with of share you of my secrets much my to of the girl

some

call

Some worry that I will ruin

the business that guys will stop hiring escorts if they know what

some of us do. 37

I dont believe it.

Because a lot of guys DO know, and theyll keep trying to hit the sex jackpot no matter what the odds. Poor odds have never stopped

gamblers or addicts as well as a lot of regular folks from spending money opium at den the or race bingo track, parlor, casino, so it

certainly wont keep men from making dumb decisions about sex.

Your

(entirely

possible)

mission, should you decide to accept it, is to help them make those dumb decisions and to collect the pay-out when they do. Ive earned as much as $11,000 on a single my call and, and even after my

paying

service

tipping

bodyguard generously, I cleared more than $9000 in less than thirty

minutes.

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Is it really that simple?

Yes.

Is

there

by

any

chance

downside that I havent yet told you about?

Yes.

Well?

Keep reading.

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Chapter Four
Whats the Catch?

Two questions you may be asking about now:

1. If its really that easy to make $2500 for five minutes work, why isnt every woman doing this?

2. And what was that you said about a bodyguard?

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Answers:

1. 2.
being a call

The men, and Oh yes, the men

A lot of women experiment with girl because of the

money, but leave the business real fast when they discover that not all (make that none) of the men they

encounter look like Richard Gere and some (make that most) get mad when they realize the pretty woman they just hired is not going to deliver what they thought they were going to get. In the escort business, youre going to see a lot of ugly naked

men, some wearing masks and some who smell so bad an entire bottle of

Lysol wouldnt mask their body odor. 43

So

fairly

often,

youll

be

negotiating your tip with a fat guy wearing a womans thong or a really fat guy who needs a AAA (or triple X) map to find his thing. If you can stand there with a straight face if you can collect now and cackle later youre on But

your way to six-figure success. if you cant last five

minutes or a

without plugging

giggling, your nose,

groaning stick with

traditional job. enough in tips

Youll never earn to make an escort

career worthwhile.

Money Perfume

Advice:

Try to remember that

you dont have to DO anything, and envision yourself out the door ten minutes later, breathing fresh air

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and

the

scent

of

hundred-dollar

bills. Another realize is thing that you have to rule

this

no-sex

youre going to adopt is not going to be very popular with the just paid you. Some whimper. will whine, will a few call will you men who

Some

horrible names. guy will,

And the occasional try to

unfortunately,

force you to have sex. Thats why you must, must MUST bring a bodyguard with you on every call, keep him posted right outside the door until you leave and by your side until youre safely inside your car. well. him. Pay and treat this person

You cant do this job without (Many call girls who DO have

sex with their customers work safely without bodyguards sex-satisfied

men are less likely to get angry --

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but no woman who obeys the legal and moral no-sex rule should EVER go on a call alone.)

So now you know the bad stuff I promised to be honest so lets get back to the positive reasons for becoming an escort and how you can become a $1000-a-date girl.

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Chapter Five
Your Ticket to Financial Freedom

If

youre

looking

for

job

with a dental plan, a 401-K plan and paid sick leave, you not ready to be an escort or to launch a business of any sort. But business if as you a treat the not escort as a

business,

hobby or as a way to support a drug habit, you can easily afford your

own health plan and retire in just a few years or use your earnings to

launch another business. Let me tell you a little bit

more about me and my experiences:

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Before

became

an

escort

service owner, I was a call girl for five years and earned a million

dollars.

I used the money to pay

for my college education, my cars, my house and to launch several

businesses. without

And I did all of this borrowing a penny. I have an

Everything I own, I OWN.

American Express card that I pay off in full each month, and all my other bills are paid either on time or

ahead of schedule. How many twenty-somethings do

you know who can say that?

Live Long and Prosper

None of my income is wasted on bad habits or frivolous items. I

dont smoke or take drugs and drink only on rare occasions.

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I eat out a lot because Im not a big fan of cooking, but I spend little money on material goods. dont clothes Guys long even invest I much dont you money have dress and in I in to. as

because care

dont as

how

youre dont

clean, want and

hotel red

managers thigh-high

women gold

boots

halter

tops parading through their lobbies. My dress uniform is pretty casual I dont I also you

preppie casual, but casual. wear dont couldnt department store. jeans wear find of to calls, anything in a the major but

that

sportswear department

I buy my bras and panties at I go to a gym and but dont get

Victoria Secret. a tanning

salon,

manicures and wear little makeup.

So,

minimal

investment

for

clothing and personal items is one

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advantage

of

the

escort

business.

Lets take a look at some others. Ive already mentioned

some of them no start up fees, no inventory, flexible hours and, of

course, the money, but theres one overriding (and overlapping) luxury

of the escort business that bears a longer look:

FREEDOM
Im convinced that most women

stay in bad relationships, bad jobs, bad neighborhoods they and bad ANYTHING dont Its

because think

dont a

have

(or

they

have)

choice.

hard to leave a marriage, no matter how happy or abusive, if you dont know how youre going to survive on your job, job, 50 own. even if a Its risky to leave a

miserable, dont have

low-paying any strong

you

alternatives. impossible to

And refuse

it a

seems bosss

demands for overtime, extra work and maybe even improper advances, if you feel stuck in that position. A job as an escort (despite its popular misconception as a job that makes women subservient to men) is completely liberating. The money

gives you choices to get out of an unhappy school the adore situation, or to spend to more return time Maybe and to with you

people your

you

love.

children

consider

your husband your best friend, but long work hours keep you away from them. minimal As hours an escort, and you you set work the

hours you work.

No one can tell you

not to stay home with a sick child or to take a weekend trip with the man in your life. choices that work You can make the best for you

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KNOWING enough choices. And

that money

you to

will

always

earn those

support

once for

you the

get freedom

an an

appreciation

escorts job gives you, you will be on your way to a lifetime of freedom and freedom of choice no matter

what your final career destination. Once youve worked as an

escort, you will find it impossible to return a to a regular thing! energy become Your a job. You that And will will

thats release inspire

good

creative you to

lifelong as an

entrepreneur.

career

escort may be short, but its effects will be long-range. Youll figure

out ways to make the same amount of money or more in a new business or career. be Youll able to devise take ways to

ALWAYS

vacations

whenever you want, to live wherever

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you want, to be whatever you want to be.

Time and Money on Your Side

Your career as an escort will liberate you from your past and pave the way to the future YOU want. The

two things that PREVENT most people from following their dreams are time and money. As an escort, you will

have an excess of both. Use them wisely, and you will lead a life of wealth and happiness. Learn to accumulate time and money. Consider future. FOR you. both investments in your

Find ways to make both work Being an escort will make

you start thinking and behaving like a successful person. way you will become And thats the a permanent

success.

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If

you

read and will is

ANY

book

about standONE all

millionaires outs, you

business see

that to

characteristic the success

essential

stories:

attitude.

Thats right!

The men and women who

get rich do so because they have a rich attitude. as an escort you Thats what you get the tips attitude NOW and that big

brings

big

money forever. Spend six months as an expert and start raking in the major bucks, and you can go up against any

corporate giant in the country in the world and match him or her in every matter of negotiation and

innovation. You wont find the Escort Path to Mega-Success being taught in the nations dont be business schools if YET, the but

surprised

topic

comes up in lectures after YOU start

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proving the value of this book, the value of Escort Attitude. Keep warnings: this mind, with two

Warning #1:

The you get

money

is

addicting. When I

And first

greedy.

started,

I was giddy when I cleared Pretty soon Id walk

$500 a night.

into a call expecting to make $1000 for fifteen minutes of verbal

sparring, and Id be when I didnt.

disappointed

Its hard to walk

away from this kind of money, (even as I write this, I feel the itch to go on a call, just to see if I can make a quick few thousand) but its important that you dont take too

many risks or stay in the business too long. You can make a killing in

this business, but its not worth it 55

if

you

get

physically

hurt

or

mentally burnt out in the process.

Make certain to always take a bodyguard with you. Consider this

your one essential business expense. And knowledge business. put to your use money-earning in the another escort

Consider

business your start-up business.

Warning #2:

Money thats so easy to make is very tempting to spend and spend

and spend.

Remember that you want

to own the business; you dont want it to own you. but remember Enjoy your earnings, to invest in your

future.

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Chapter 6
Getting Started

So youve decided that working as an escort will pay your college tuition bills faster than tutoring

freshmen in political science or that it will pay all your bills with less effort any Now, other that job you you know can you

imagine.

want to become an escort, how do you find a job? First, decide what kind of

escort you wish to be.

Agency or Independent

You

can

work

for

an

escort

agency or you can work for yourself

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as

an

independent that out its

escort.

Id anyone job

recommend starting first

virtually an paid

seek like

agency

training

and many of you will want to remain with escort choose, an agency throughout But are some to help things your you you

career. here

need to know about each:

If you work for an agency, you split the amount of money you make on each call. might be $200. A typical call fee Your share will

likely be half -- $100 or slightly more than half. Dont work for an

agency that doesnt pay you at least 50 percent of its service call fee. You earn your share by showing up. You will collect the fee (in

cash or by getting the guy to sign a charge card slip) immediately and

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call

the

service

to

let

them

know

youve completed the transaction. Then you negotiate for your tip (see chapter x for details). collect this share is any your yours of tip to it in cash, (you the If you all of

keep with

dont

agency).

If you collect any part of your tip by credit card, though, the agency will get a percentage, usually 30 to 40 percent. So, if you are working for an agency, call plan the on sharing $100 per a

with

agency

owner

and

percentage of any tips charged to a credit card.

Is an Agency Worth $100 a Call?

A good agency more than earns its share of the service fees in

several important ways:

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Advertising The agency a pays big for out-ofif

advertising, pocket

expense,

especially

youre new to the business. Call-Screening The phone number listed in the Yellow not your of Pages is the This agencys, protects you

your

own. and

privacy taking

relieves or

prank

nuisance

calls.

You also will be taking

only those calls that you are likely to close. six-foot blonde If you are a and the

customer is looking for a fivefoot brunette, the agency wont bother you with the call if

theres another escort who is a better physical match. the agency DOES give And if you the

call, the owner will give you a heads-up: 60 The guys looking

for a petite, dark-haired girl. Sounds like hes got a lot of money. Want to try to convince

him hell have more fun with a tall blonde? in the be of Once youve been awhile, handle you this

business able to

might kind

challenge but your

without sales

warning,

strategy can get a significant boost owner. Protection A good agency will be extremely protective work will for be of one an you that (and dont and of from a savvy escort

isnt) part

important

your safety plan. Your agency will have the phone number and address of where you will be going. The agency

should insist that you check in

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as

soon

as you

you go

arrive in) at

(but your

before

destination, after you complete payment and when you leave.

They should also plan to call YOU if they dont hear from you at they regular cant intervals reach and, you, if to

immediately follow through with calls hotel to your bodyguard, desk and, the if

front

necessary, the police. owners dont like the

Escort police

even when their businesses are perfectly legal, but they must be willing to call the cops on your behalf any time your

safety is in jeopardy. Dispute Resolution

It always helps to have back-up when a customer complains. If

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youve

explained

the

no-refund

policy to the client, and hes still demanding his money back, you have can the call owner the agency it and to

explain

him. (Actually, the owner will probably that he remind had the customer been If a sex

already

advised of the policy.) customer despite is your demanding

Im-not-a-whore

pronouncements, call the agency and let the owner reinforce

your position.

Why Become an Independent?

Money is usually the key reason why an escort chooses to work for

herself, but there are other, more important, considerations. If you and your agency share a different 63 philosophy about obeying

the work.

law,

the

relationship

cant

Most agencies ask their escorts to provide legal entertainment only and will ask you to to sign a the If

contract

agreeing

uphold

prostitution laws in your area.

you wish to stay legal, you want to work for a legal you agency. sign a If an

agency

asks

to

no-sex

clause but verbally insists you have sex with customers, its better you become an independent. If, on the

other hand, you choose to have paid sex, dont work for an agency that seriously forbids it. As soon as

they suspect youre having sex, they will they give can you fewer calls, and if

verify

your

activities,

they will terminate your contract. And never work for an agency

that doesnt make your safety a top priority. If you cant count on the

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agency owner to keep track of your whereabouts, pay someone else to do it. You can find someone to keep a

phone line open when youre on calls a roommate might be happy to earn $10 to stay off the phone or to call you if you dont check in.

Getting a Job

For your first job, at least, Id recommend that you seek out an agency job. Here are some ways to start: The your classified adult ad section of

local

entertainment

publication (those giveaways you see in bars and strip of clubs) your and the

adult

section

daily

newspaper are the easiest places to look. But arent 65 dont stop there if you ads

successful!

Classified

are for

rarely ANY

the

best

place

to

look

job

because

positions

often get filled before the ads run. Heres how you can fill one of them: Call your Pages more area. of the escort with agencies the in

Start

Yellow

your

phone

book

(bigger, will

established

agencies

advertise there) and tell the person who answers that you would like to work as an escort. If theyre not

hiring, ask if they know someone who might be. And ask to leave your

name and phone number in case their needs change. Then keep calling! Note,

though, that it is common for escort agencies to post several ads in the phone book (or other publication)

and to use different phone numbers for each (to fool customers) so you

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may

end

up

talking

to

the

same

person more than once.

Other Places to Look

If

you

have

computer

and

Internet access, you can also look for jobs online. Check out sites

such as: www.adultstaffing.com www.escortcoach.com www.sexyjobs.com.

You can look for escort (and other adult location. in the entertainment jobs) by

So just enter your city area and see whats

search

available. You may see out-of-town listings in your area, posted by agencies

willing to pay your travel expenses to another city. This may if sound the

attractive 67

especially

location is Hawaii but be leery of accepting such jobs, especially when youre just starting out. You lose

a lot of control and protection in a strange town. If you do take

one of these assignments, take and keep times travel a bodyguard (insist the with you at pay all his

agency If

expenses, and

too. have

theyre

legitimate

well-heeled

clients footing the bill, they wont hesitate.) You can also take out your own ads in any of or the online in advertising print

sites

local

publications.

What to Expect in an Interview

If an agency owner offers you a job over the phone, without meeting you, dont accept! If the person

cares so little about who they hire, 68

theyre not going to offer you the protection deserve. If you get an interview, or dependability you

though, expect to be asked questions about whether youve had experience (lack you of experience getting a will job, not but keep they

from

need to know!), whether you have an arrest record (If they offer you a job, they will probably ask you to supply police them with a copy of your there

report.

Hopefully,

isnt one! see an

But, they will want to absence of prostitution local of police requests

convictions. department gets

Your a lot

for such reports and will probably charge your about $10. You will also be asked whether you have a drivers license and a

car (if not, how are you going to get to calls?) and may inquire about

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drug use.

They arent looking for

puritans, and some agencies probably welcome addicts (knowing they need

the money) but a prudent owner will want to know if you have any

problems that could either interfere with your work or, more seriously, create agency. Additionally, they may ask you to sign a contract. agency assure to the agency, agency These vary from but in expect to that any legal problems for the

writing

you will: Keep legal. Drop timely off your earnings (usually in a

manner

within

48 hours of a call) Pick up your earnings (often

left for you inside a specially marked outside envelope the in a dropbox agency

escort

owners home) 70

Check in and check out with the agency. (You set your own

hours, but if youre on, you are phone calls. expected and be to answer available your for

You can incur missed

call fees if you dont check out before turning off your

phone.

Beyond your

that,

much

depends

on

personality

and

physical

appearance.

Agencies like to have If dont

a variety of girls to call. youre a redhead and they

have any at the moment, your hair color alone could get you the job. It helps to be thin and pretty, but women of all sizes and colors make major money in this business. When I worked for an agency, I was the highest earning escort for as long as I worked there. The

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second highest earner was a 180pound woman who regularly talked her way into $500 tips. I

sometimes worked with her on twogirl calls. I dont think she

ever showed more than one nipple to collect her pay either. It was

her attitude just like it will be yours that merited the high fees.

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Chapter 7
Profitable Advertising

If you want to work exclusively as an independent your agency you you will want escort work need to or with to gain your

supplement private

calls, And

advertise. clients budget.

without

draining

The most effective and most expensive ads are Yellow Page ads. Anyone staying in a hotel room has access to a phone book, and this is the first place an out-of-town

businessman will look for an escort. Find out how much yellow page ads cost in your area and this is critical! 73 find out the deadline

submissions. only be

Yellow

Page once

ads a

can year

submitted

(because phone books only come out once a year). If the deadline is six months away, divide the total cost of your ad by six and put that amount away each month. Dont wait five months

and try to come up with the money at the last minute. If you have other unanticipated expenses that month or are sick and cant work, you could fall short of your goal. Yellow ads cost several hundred to several

thousand dollars. the deadline, you

And if you miss have to wait an

entire year before trying again.

Effective, Inexpensive Alternatives

Dont be limited to yellow

pages when advertising. many 74 affordable

There are with

alternatives

flexible deadlines that will attract customers budget. Most cities offer magazines in which you giveaway or can You without breaking your

entertainment newspapers

advertise a month at a time.

may have seen such publications in bars or strip clubs they are

geared toward patrons and workers in the adult entertainment industry. You can on also several advertise online

inexpensively websites. so check

Rates change constantly, around, but can begin at

less than $10 a month including a picture and short bio. Here are some sites I like: www.adultstaffing.com www.escortcoach.com www.sexyjobs.com www.inhispocket.com

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Youll

find

higher

rates

at

such sites as www.bigdoggie.com and www.theerotic.review.com. For the

price of membership, you can get on the review and message boards. A

note of caution here:

if you plan

to keep your business legal, raising your profile on either of these

sites could hurt, rather than help you. Escorts dont score points for the tease-dont-please

practicing

methods Im teaching you. You your own may also want to develop not

website. your a

This

does

replace efforts

other Google

advertising search will

produce more than a million hits for the word escort but serves as a showcase for you and your services. You might, for instance, take out an ad in your local adult entertainment magazine address, and include you your can website include

where

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photos and more enticing information about yourself. Dont web page. but try to create you will your do own it

Yes, it

can look

cheaply, too.

cheap,

Hire a web designer and get a Exercise good

professional website.

judgment about what you include on your site. information danger. Dont give out personal that And could put you in

consider

photographs

that dont reveal your face. (rear or profile camera angles, shadow the your of

lighting, World-Wide privacy

veils, Web, from

fans). so the

Its

protect billions

potential viewers. Whether youre spending $10 or $10,000 on an ad, you are wasting

money if you dont write effective copy. Make your advertising smarter expert pages:

by using some of the proven tips on the following

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Hi, Guys. Theres free downtown parking on weekends so theres no reason not to visit me when Im in Cincinnati next month, 6/02-6/03. Im a full service provider, and Im HOTT. My names Brandy, and Id love to see you while Im in town. Im 54 and 115 pounds. Give me a call. Any time day or night. I promise you wont be disappointed!

Which Brandy Would You Call? THREE NIGHTS ONLY

A Few Lucky Cincinnati Men Will Discover Why Brandy is the West Coasts Most Popular Escort. Make Sure Youre One of Them

Call Now to Reserve an Intimate Date for June 1,2 or 3rd.

555-555-5555

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1. Dont Get Wordy

Newspapers and magazines do you a great disservice when they sell

space by word-count. to them thats

It makes sense they measure

how

room on a page. you.

But it doesnt help

If you pay for 50 words of

advertising, you feel a need to use 50 words rather than making good use of the space 50 words takes up.

In the ad examples on the previous page, for instance, Brandy (on top) filled her space with a bunch of

words too many. gray rather than

The ad appears black and white.

It looks dull and, worse, the text is stupid. (This identifying was an actual ad with to

details

changed

protect the escort who wrote it).

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If free parking is the best she has Plus, bargain to offer, shes thats pretty herself sad. as a

selling

basement

escort.

Shell

probably get tipped in quarters! Seriously, this ad cost Brandy a lot of money and, unfortunately,

its wasted. Compare it with the ad on the

bottom, which Ive revised.

See how

fewer words, bigger font and a clear message sound date? make a the right-side more Brandy

like

much

attractive

2. Right Ad for the Right Medium

Generally speaking, men expect to find escort agencies advertised in

the Yellow Pages and independent ads in local entertainment publications. You can be whatever/whoever you

say you are. 80

Your ad might offer

blondes,

redheads,

brunettes, full-

transsexuals,

dominatrix,

blown and shaved escorts (all of which could be you!) This might

make sense if you are taking out a large, costly display ad and want to present yourself But the as if a fullyoure paper,

service

agency. in

advertising

local

you might want to write separate ads aimed at distinct clientele one she/male ad, one co-ed ad and use different phone numbers

for each.

3. Make Dates and Numbers Clear When men are reading escort

ads, theres a pretty good chance that theyre drunk, drugged, horny or all three. at half mast Their minds are if some body

even

parts are flying high. a 81 customer because

Dont lose he cant

decipher 6/03.

While hes trying

to count the months to June, his eyes will wander to another, less confusing space, June 1, ad. 2nd And, to 3rd if theres out say

its

better and

spell to

than

June 1-3. hyphen.

Not everyone gets the

4. Be (a little) Bold Using bold type in an ad is a terrific way to distinguish

yourself, but its more effective to combine bold and regular type than to use only the darker type. too much and it doesnt look Use any

different than plain type. because publications usually

Again, charge

extra for bold, its tempting to get your moneys worth Dont! by using Its it the

everywhere.

contrast youre looking for.

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5. Avoid Too Much Capitalization

Sometimes when Im typing emails, I mistakenly hit the CAPS LOCK button. If Im writing to a friend,

especially late at night, Im often too lazy to unlock it. SO I WRITE LETTERS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? AT THEM! but EVERYBODY THINKS IM MAD I can you apologize cant win to my

pals,

back

customers you never have. sparingly attention, dont know to but why get dont people the

Use caps readers I this

overdo. react

way, but they do.

5. Study out-of-town ads

You can learn a lot (and steal a little) by reading other peoples ads. 83 What looks good to you

probably looks good to the customer, too. copy Why out of town ads? the style of a If you local

competitor, you defeat your purpose you wont stand out. from other cities, Import ideas particularly

major markets and adapt them to your needs.

6. Hire a Copywriter
Ads can be expensive and, if youre trying make to save to money, write fine strong and it seems the if and to

sense

copy your you to But

yourself. writing have

Thats are

skills

the

budget

patience

practice different campaigns.

think of the copywriter expense in terms of value to you. one escort call, two? Is it worth A few hundred

dollars may be a sound investment. If 84 your budget is low, you can

always

ask

writer

to

work

on

commission offer him a percentage of what you make on calls from the ad.

7. Proofread, Proofread
Whether you write your ad on your own or hire someone to do it for you, check, check and triple-

check for mistakes. writer, else make checks certain for

If youre the that someone spelling, extra Every

punctuation,

missing

letters,

periods, uneven spacing, etc.

ad needs at least two sets of eyes to proofread. hope, covered, has but Your copywriter, you spelling is just and as grammar as

likely

anyone else to miss a double comma. If youre writing check it in out be your on ad the on your

computer, Then again. 85

screen. it a

print

and

check how

Youll

amazed

spacing problem can be SO OBVIOUS in print and impossible to find on your screen, even if you use the editing symbol program. function on your word

8. Keep it Legal!
What AFTER you youve and your customer payment do is

negotiated

up to you, but dont put anything in writing that could get you busted. Stick to euphemisms like full

service.

Dont write an ad thats

going to attract more legal action than any other kind.

9. Embellish
Feel free to use expressions like sexiest and any escort, words hottest end honey, in est.

that are

Superlatives 86

basically

meaningless no one can prove you wrong or right but they help SELL YOU.

10.

Charge it!
If you accept credit cards, be

certain

to

display

the

logos

prominently.

This can be a strong

selling point to a lot of customers. So when youre measuring text and

photos, dont forgot to leave room for the Master Express take Card and and Visa (and if

American you

Discover,

those)

logos.

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Chapter Eight
Bodyguards

A this

bodyguard

is Take

essential a

in

business.

bodyguard

with you on your first call and every call. and he will You tips to He will keep you safe help will when you earn more much

money. higher free

negotiate are on

you

mentally your job

concentrate

without worrying about your physical well-being. So bodyguard start NOW, looking and try for to a hire

several so you always have a back-up if your regular security person is unavailable.

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Finding a Bodyguard
The ideal bodyguard is someone capable situations but whose of with key handling physical asset will volatile strength be his

ability to diffuse an angry clients temper violence. You want a tough guy, but you dont want a hothead. If your without resorting to

bodyguard NEVER has to lay a hand on a client, hes doing a terrific job. His goal should not to be to any. prevent Look

trouble, for a

create who is

bodyguard

physically

strong and intimidating, someone who will keep you safe and not interfere with your job. This is one of the reasons why is it not a good idea to ask your boyfriend or husband to act as your 89

bodyguard.

He

is

too

emotionally

invested in you and is more likely to provoke a client than to calm

him.

A bodyguard who makes a habit

of punching out clients isnt good for business. If your partner wants

to be a bodyguard, recommend him to another escort. Dont take him

along on calls with you. If escort you are ask working the for an to ask

agency, a

owners Also

recommend

bodyguard.

other escorts (although some may be reluctant to share this information; they can be very protective of their bodyguard relationships and wont

want to risk losing theirs.) You strip they can also Ask visit the bar and if

clubs. are

bouncers in

interested

escort

security work or if they know anyone who might be. Check the bulletin

boards as the establishments and see

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if

anyone

has

left

bodyguard Post an ad

available notice there. yourself. card with

You can leave a business a bodyguard on it or needed create a

message

written

simple notice of your own. While youre at the bar or

strip club, look around for an adult entertainment publication. Check

the classifieds to see if anyone is looking for bodyguard work. an ad yourself. Another to visit option to consider and (or a ask is a Or post

health or

clubs

trainer

manager for

anyone bodyguard

knowledgeable) recommendation.

Dont be surprised if you get an abundance of volunteers (a lot of guys will want to guard your

body). And quite a few more might be turned on by the notion of what they think you and some naked guy will be

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doing in the next room. But screen your bodyguard candidates carefully

to make certain they are qualified to protect you.

Six Ways to Find a Bodyguard:

1. Ask an escort owner 2. Ask other escorts 3. Ask bouncers at bars and strip clubs 4. Check out the bulletin boards at bars and strip clubs. 5. Post a bodyguard wanted notice at bars and strip clubs. 6. Ask health club owners and trainers for recommendations.

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What to Look for in a Bodyguard

You can tell a by lot but at not a

everything potential important,

looking

bodyguard. obviously, that he

Its be

physically strong, but ask him these questions: Does he have any martial arts training? This can be helpful for two reasons: 1. Most of your clients will know nothing about martial arts, so this gives your bodyguard an automatic physical advantage. Also, most martial arts training includes mental strength training as well, so your bodyguard is more likely to have a disciplined temper. Does he carry any weapons? Can he legally carry the weapons he has? Does he have a police record? You dont have to hold him to choir-boy standards, but if hes been arrested for assault,

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consider this a warning sign. If your bodyguard hits a customer and the customer calls the cops to complain, a record of violence is going to complicate matters. What experience does he have as a bodyguard, and what does he know about the escort business? If he is inexperienced, will he be willing to go on a few calls with you and an experienced bodyguard? Its not mandatory that the bodyguard you hire have experience in escort security, but its vital that he be willing to learn He can be trained by someone whos been working with other escorts until he understands the unique nature of the business. So, if all the bodyguards currently working for other escorts in your town are too busy to go on calls with you on a regular basis, ask if theyd help train someone else.

Youre the Boss

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Remember that the bodyguard is working for you, so hire someone

compatible with your working style. If know after (its youd you rather have a your clients not until money

bodyguard your to

youve usually

received easier

negotiate

for bigger tips this way), choose a bodyguard who will work out a safety plan that will not interfere with

your sales efforts.

If youd prefer

your bodyguard be in the room with you at all times, let the bodyguard know what to expect.

Before bodyguard,

you take

commit him on

fully few

to

test

calls to make certain hes the one for you. Be certain trial to runs pay as him well

during

these

paying a second bodyguard (if hes training this new person.) 95 It might

cost you an extra hundred dollars or so, but it will be more than worth it.

Paying Your Bodyguard

A bodyguard is going to protect you and your money. So pay him

well! Find out what the standard is in your area, The and pay money higher will than help

that.

extra

assure you that a bodyguard will be available when he says he will be

and that his complete attention will be protecting you each and every

call.

If you dont know the going

rate, here is what I suggest: Pay your bodyguard a minimum of $25 per call. bodyguard along If you have a second as a trainee, pay

both of them the $25 minimum. 96

Additionally,

tip

your

bodyguard ten to fifteen percent of whatever you make on a call (tipping doesnt apply to the bodyguard-in-

training). There generous: Its essential be your most that your are two reasons to be

bodyguard ally,

formidable important

your

teammate. happy protect $500 so

You want to keep him that he If wants you earn to be to a a

you. hes

tip,

going

lot happier with a $75 tip than with his usual $25 fee. to And you?

whats

the

extra

$50

Nothing! As soon as a customer hands you money or a signed charge card slip, the safest place for

those items to be is with your bodyguard. 97 (My bodyguards

waited for me outside a hotel room door; I stepped outside to give them a clients money the instant I received it.) This

way, a customer cant get his money back. Some escorts dont

like giving up their money to their dont bodyguards trust them. properly, because Pay and they your you

bodyguards

wont have to worry about them stealing your money.

Keep em Close

You close

want to

a your

bodyguard body. 250

who If

stays your of

bodyguard

is

64,

pounds

muscle, trained in martial arts and has a weapons permit BUT sits out in his car while room, youre youd in be some better

guys

hotel

98

off having your six-year-old cousin tagging along.

bodyguard

cant

guard

you

by

remote control.

Some girls like

to keep their bodyguards in the room with them. This will keep you safe, Not

but you wont make much money. that many guys are

comfortable

getting naked and asking you to go down on them with a stony-faced (or smirking) bodyguard staring at him.

better

arrangement

is

to

have

your bodyguard wait outside the door LISTENING and to have both your cell phones turned on with an SOS

system in place if you need him NOW! And if you are seriously concerned about your safety, CALL him! want Of your

course,

you

dont

bodyguard bursting in on every call and blowing your tip money, but

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dont

forfeit

your

safety

for

the

sake of ANY amount of money. Another bodyguard reason by to is so keep that your you

close

can hand your money out to him as soon as you collect it. Then, if a

client wants his money back, he has to deal with your bodyguard and not you. that Its you important, the of course, youre

trust

person

handing your money to. handing someone

Its no fun $1000 and

discovering that he and your money are gone when you leave the hotel. If you and a your lot of bodyguard cash, are some

handling

mistakes and shortfalls will happen. Dont blow a great relationship with your bodyguard if, once or twice,

you hand him $800 and get $700 back. But if it happens more often and you cant trust your bodyguard with your money, then you know you cant trust

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him

with

your

life.

Find

someone

you can trust with both.

But Not Too Close

A and

good

bodyguard become one in

can of your

quickly the most

easily

important

persons

life

because you depend on him to protect your life. It is necessarily but by an

intimate

relationship, it further

avoid taking

complicating

your bodyguard to bed.

Your bodyguard

relationship is

with

your You

complicated.

depend on him to protect you, so it is natural to feel attached to him. Thats between 101 normal in any and relationship protectee.

protector

Additionally, though, as an escort, youre in a SEX business. Hes

listening to you turn on horny guys, so it would be natural for him to get turned with may on himself those dampen (although guys a

dealing himself lot). looking end of

horny his

libido

And your bodyguard might be pretty a long good to you (or a at the

night

short

one), certainly more appealing than 98 percent of your customers. So

the two of you stop off at a bar and have a few drinks and suddenly it

seems like good idea to invite him in. Or you hope he might be willing

to accept a blow job in lieu of his nightly wages. wrong Theres with nothing this,

inherently

exceptits a great way to lose your bodyguard.

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If either of your tires of the sexual relationship or a romantic relationship how do you continue to trust your bodyguard to protect you? Will he be willing to bust

down the door for you when you just busted his balls? And, if the two

of you really hit it off, he might become overly protective or jealous on calls. and You a might bodyguard. lose a

boyfriend

And,

before that decision is made, your life is in danger.

Not a Taxi Driver

Also, keep in mind that your

bodyguards duties do not include: driving you for you to and from calls pay (if

need it,

transportation, but never

extra your

assume

bodyguard is a driving 103 you

free taxi service), anywhere else or

listening Its OK

to to

your bitch

tales and

of moan

woe. on

occasion, but your bodyguard is not your therapist. And youll be

better off keeping your private life your own as well. Your bodyguard is your LIFE guard. If you have a lousy one, dump him. If you have a great one, treasure

him.

Pay him well (dont ask him

for change from a $20!!) and hope he stays with you and in the business until youre ready to leave.

A Message Worth Repeating

Ive said it before, but it cant be repeated often enough: a

bodyguard is not a luxury or someone to take along only on house calls. Take a bodyguard with you EVERY time you meet a customer; its a cheap

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investment in something of paramount importance: your safety.

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Chapter 9
The Phone Pitch

By the time you call a client, hes with agreed already the to of been on the phone and the

escort pay

service $200 for

privilege face when

seeing he

your

pretty the Nor hes

looks

out

peephole of his hotel door. only does he want sex,

expecting sex.

Your job, when you

call him at the number the escort service has given you, is to

convince him that hes about the have the BEST SEX HES EVER HAD without ever using the word sex

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This is a lot easier than youd think. You have the law on your

side sex-for-hire is illegal and most men do not want to get arrested for soliciting for

prostitution. are more than

So, generally, men willing to play

along with the dont-use-the-word game youre about to play.

The way you handle this call is crucial. Play it right and you

could be $1000 richer in an hour or less. But if the client asks

the forbidden question are you going defeat. to fuck Say no, me? and concede go.

dont

Theres no point in either lying or agreeing to a felony. will ALWAYS be someone There who

else

will call.

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But let me walk you through a typical phone call and show you

how to manipulate your way toward a very profitable evening. show deal. you the art of Let me the

making

(The based If

following on a

conversation phone

is

recorded more

call. and

youd

like

guidance

rehearsal phone calls (and dates!) be sure to check on out my video, dialog escort

based and

entirely

actual my

live

scenes

from

days!)

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Hi, this is Kyla, the girl from the

service. Is this John. Yeah, this is John. So are you looking for a good time tonight? Yeah, are you going to give it to me? Im going to give you the best time you ever had. Really, what are you going to do? Im going to fulfill your wildest fantasies. Im going to give you a night youll never forget. Yeah, like what exactly?

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Well, first, let me tell you what I look like. I think the way a woman looks is pretty important to a man, dont you, John? Well, uh, sure. Im pretty tall. Do you like tall girls, John? How tall? Five-nine. Is that too tall? No, thats great. Im about six feet tall. Oooh, perfect. I also have blond hair. Do you like blondes, John? Is it real? Yes, John, the blond hair is real. Everything about me is real, John.
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Even your, you know, your breasts? Theyre the ones God gave me, John And, are they, big? Well, when I wear a bra I dont that often but last time I was shopping at Victorias Secret, I was able to squeeze myself into a 36 D. Cool. And, uh, is the rest of youthin? I weigh about 122 pounds dripping wet. Maybe youd like to see for yourself? Well, sure! When can you come come over? Well, I just stepped out of the shower when the service told me
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youd called. So by the time I get dressedabout 45 minutesDid the service tell you about the cost? When I gave them my credit card number, they said $200. Does that cover everything? Wellwhat does everything mean to you, John? Tell me what you like? Well, I like it, you know, when a girl kneels down in front of me? Thats what you like, John? You like it when youre standing and the girls kneeling on the floor. Is that what gets you hot, John? Yeah, can you do that? I can do anything, John. So, youll kneel in front of me and take me in
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Careful, John, you never know who might be listening to our conversation. We have to be careful about what we say. Oh, um, right. But, that, uh, thing is something you could do. Like I said, John, I can do anything. But you know I cant verbally promise anything. I wouldnt want to get either one of us in trouble. Well, what else could you do? Ive heard that some girls offer full service. Do you do that, do you give full service? Full service is something we could definitely manage, John, if you treat me right. Are you going to treat me right, John? Uh, yeah, of course. So that full service includes like everything?
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Everything we agree on, John. Do you think you could agree to a lot, John? Are you really looking for a wild time? Yes, definitely. Definitely a wild time. Then youd like me to come over there now? Youd like me to come over and play with you, John? Yes, Id like that. You like to play, John? I love to play. Do you like to play with toys, John? You have toys?

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I have lots of toys, John. Would you like me to show you my toys? I want everything. you to show me

Ooh, John, everything? Yeah, everything.

Well, then maybe I should come over now. Yes. Youd like that, John? like me tocome? Yes. OK, then, John, Ill be over in about a half hour. Youd

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OK, but you said 45 minutes before. I got dressed while we were talkingI cant wait to get thereand John? Uh, huh? Are you sitting or standing right now? Standing, why? Well, maybe youd better sit down for awhile. Sure, why? Well, you said you like to stand with the girl kneeling in front of you. Maybe youd better rest your feet until I get there. You know, so youll still feel like standing

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OK, Ill do that. Cause I plan to do like a LOT of standing when youre here. Ill see you soon, John. Bye.

Post conversation quiz:

Based on your knowledge that I didnt tell a single lie during my phone call with John, what did I just agree to provide?

(a) (b) (c) (d) (e)

A blow job? Full sex? Sex toy games? All of the above? Nothing?

If this

you

were

paying in

attention

to

less

full

service

manipulation, you know the answer is (e) Nada. 118

Why?

John

told

me

he

liked

it

when

girls knelt in front of him. him I I could do that.

I told

I didnt said

would do that or anything else. if I part, had agreed I to the no

Even

kneeling

which

didnt,

one including John mentioned a blow job. John asked I if I provided have full to

service.

may

seemed

agree to this, provided John treated me well. service. means him. Full strip But no one defined full John probably thinks it

that I have agreed to fuck But I havent could or and mean just Since in Johns I a wont. legal

service show

pleasant defining terms is

conversation. full service

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illegal, I can promise anything and call it full service. And so can you.

But I did promise him sex toys, right?

I didnt say Id bring any toys and I never said I had sex toys. If or

All I said is that I had toys. I keep a yo-yo in my trunk

tennis balls at home, (my dogs like chasing them) then I have toys.

Getting Personal
You could be anywhere when the phone rings a restaurant with your boyfriend, at a mall with your mom, at home sleeping but when you pick up the receiver and theres a potential customer on the line, theres only one place you want to be: In His Pocket! To get there and to empty those pockets the world as you knew it before the phone rang has to be put on hold. For the next five minutes, its just you, a horny guy and $1000 potential.

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Eating, shopping and sleeping can wait. Be ready to get intimate with a stranger and answer questions you would slap a friend for asking:

The only thing Ive done is play with Johns what desires he wants and to let him

believe

believe.

Wasnt that easy? Johns now waiting for you, and

the minute you step inside, youve earned $100 (your share of the $200 escort service fee). And the big-money game is about to begin. But before you curl your hair and apply another layer of mascara to

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your lashes, make sure John is where he says he is.

Verify Your Calls

Its

waste

of

time

and

potentially dangerous to go on a call if you havent checked out the information you. If he says hes staying in room 612 of the Hilton, call the hotel the customer has given

and ask for the man by name and room number. to go. address, number up. You can also try calling the If he answers, youre good If hes given you a street check it See and if the they phone match

online.

person back yourself but acting like someone else. If the phone number turns out to be a phone booth or you cant in 122

some caller

other and

way his

verify

that

the are

location

legitimate, DONT GO! The prank (he guy may is either sent is playing you to a a to his

have

neighbors watch the

house scene

and from

going

behind

living room curtains) or he may be setting dangerous. you up Dont for find something out the

reason, just dont go. always, ALWAYS be

There will calls.

other

Dont take the risk of answering any that dont seem legitimate. If you work for an agency, you just have to get in the door to

collect your minimum fee usually $100 and then youre free to

negotiate whatever else the guy is willing course, to if hand youre over. an And, of

independent

agent, you get to keep whatever you make. But the agency wont pay for

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no-shows, and you cant collect from an unanswered door yourself. I know youre eager to get to the call and the guy is probably pushing you to get there RIGHT NOW but take the ten minutes to check

him out thoroughly. spent.

Its time well

Heres an example:

Recently,

called

guy

and

closed the call.

But before I put

on my makeup and left the house, I did my usual screening: Called the number he gave me to see if he answered. Did see a if reverse the number look-up he gave to me

number

matches the name and/or address he gave me. Some people, of course,

dont have listed phone numbers. If 124 the reverse look-up doesnt

work,

theres

another,

nearly

foolproof method to try. Calling the number he gave me and pretending to be another escort. If he said with be hed already made a

date would

another a good If he

escort, sign he

that was the

legitimate.

accepted

offer from the second girl, then it meant he was just playing games and wouldnt be around when I

showed up. Well, the guy failed my series of tests. I called the agency,

told them what had happened, and said out I on wasnt the comfortable The going agency

call.

accepted my decision and offered the call to another girl

explaining what had happened to me and she went anyway, despite MY warning, despite the agencys

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warnings

and

without

doing

any

checking of her own. Guess what happened? wasnt pissed, there! but the She was The guy royally one she

only

really had to blame in this case was herself. Dont be so eager to get to a call that you dont take the

precautions to make sure the guy making them It time, is a legitimate protect at least you 99

customer. ALL the

wont but

percent of the time, it will.

Protect yourself.

I used to go

on no-shows A LOT before I made a habit of verifying EVERY call. matter how great the No

situation

sounds the agency said the guys got a wad of $100 bills in his

pocket and cant wait to spend them check it out first!

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Sometimes,

of

course,

the

guy

will outsmart you. This happened to another girl I know: She talked to the guy several times before answering the call.

She was even talking to him on the phone as of she the pulled house into she the

driveway was his.

thought

She hung up, walked to the Chances are

door and no answer!

he was next-door, laughing his ass off, because to him it was so-o-o-o funny. everything screwed. In this right case and shed still done got

(although house calls are

always more risky than hotel calls) But this might happen in 1 of 100 escort yourself experiences. for the other Protect 99 by

verifying the calls.

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When

in

doubt,

check

it

out.

And when it comes to going on escort calls, ALWAYS be in doubt! The lessons in the next chapter are the trickiest You and are the about most to

controversial.

meet a stranger who is going to give you money and is going to sex expect in

something return.

probably

If your goal is money, and his goal is sex, are they both equal?

My

answer

is

that

no

one

can

pay me to break the law. feel differently. But

You may how you

handle the next fifteen minutes is crucial no matter what side of the sex/no-sex Because controversy is the fun youre part, on. the

this

part where you get paid! (even if he doesnt get laid).

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Chapter 10
The Bedroom Ditch

By

the

time

you

show

up

at

Johns doorstep, hes ready for sex. Hes ready to unzip his trousers and get down to business (if he hasnt already taken his clothes off). Hes not going to be getting

any sex from me, but there are some serious business matters the two of us will discuss before he finds that out. Keep these two things in mind:

1. You

are

in

control

of

what

(or

doesnt) happen 2. Men are stupid when it comes to sex.

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Making the Pre-Pay Play

The next ten minutes make the difference between walking away with $100, $10,000. Or nothing, if you forget this very important rule: Make card the guy You sign can the credit in the $500, $1000, maybe even

slip.

fill

amount later you will try to talk him into a very big figure but you must make certain he authorizes

payment.

Thats the no-refund rule

that the credit card companies will follow if he disputes the fee, and you MUST have his signature to

guarantee payment.

Tipping Tips
Make you. the 130 The escort the guy feel you sorry for from 50 amount collect (normally

service

percent) is not information the guy needs to know. Without lying, you

want him to believe that by the time you pay the service, the bodyguard, your gasoline expenses and the dry cleaning bills, there is very little left over for poor, little you. While a tip is not mandatory, youll tell him, it is customary and very much appreciated.

Applying the Standard

As people tipping. tipping certain you are probably know, most about on make uncomfortable People guide they spend just

money to

books

dont

embarrass

themselves and pay too little to the hotel concierge or the towel boy at the gym. A guy whos just spent $200 to have sex and is now standing in

front of someone he thinks is going 131

to provide sex doesnt want to risk offending anyone. So, he will probably ask you

what hes supposed to give you, what youre accustomed to making from

your other satisfied customers. You can name any amount here. I used to say $500 and try to work my way up to something better. Now

I usually say $1000, push for more if I can, and reluctantly move down if the sticker shock is too much for the guy. The more you ask for, the

more the client thinks youre worth, even if he tries to get you at a bargain price. Just name your

price with confidence, and go from there.

Soothing Sticker Shock

If he seems stunned at the price, let him know that he doesnt have 132 to tip you anything, but if

that party,

hes if

really he

looking wants

for you

a to

really

give him your absolute best, well, then, hed certainly want to entice you with a little something extra wouldnt he? All the other men do, you tell him. cheap, He doesnt he? want And to appear he

does

didnt

promise to treat you nicely? What youre counting on here, is that the guy is not willing to risk disappointing you when hes so, so close or to getting him. you Hes on top,

under

below

already

spent $200.

Isnt it worth spending

a few hundred more for that promised full service, night for of hours your or a

complete company?

luscious

Absolutely.

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Going, Going, Gone

The second the client hands you the money or freshly signed charge card slip, the games over. maybe for the shouting. interested, show. Heres what happens next: You excuse yourself and hand the fairly Except

Or, if hes tame legal

the money to your bodyguard, whos waiting outside the door. He will

promptly lock the money in the trunk of his car or some other while the safe, you

inaccessible return to

place ask what

customer

wants for his money. Remember how, when you were on the phone, you didnt want the guy to mention sex? Well, now you want

him to say the word or any common euphemism (fuck, laid, blow job ) so you can apply the law and leave.

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The

sooner

you

are

absolutely

certain that hes solicited you for prostitution, the sooner you can

tell him that you are not that kind of girl. This is the hardest, scariest

part of the job.

Youre about to Youve enforce

become a vigilante vice cop. taken his money. Now you

the law. cop takes you

And just like any smart back-up want to along always If on on take an a

arrest,

bodyguard goes phone

with

you. him and

anything your cell break

wrong, or

call

scream

hell

down the door to protect you.

Goodnight, John
Back in the room with John, your money safely handed off to your bodyguard, youre ready to end the game. Its time to ask John some

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So, are you ready to play? Am I? Yeah, baby, I am 100 percent ready. Let me show you how ready I am! Lets get it on! Well, what exactly do you want to do? I want to get dirty with you. (Youre past the word-game phase. You need John to get specific. You need John to ask for you it.) What do you mean by dirty? I cant give you what you want unless you tell me. Dont be shy, just tell Elisa what you want what you know you want.

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I want you to suck me off. You want me to what? To suck me off, you know, give me a blow job. But well still be able to like do it, too. With a pretty girl like you, I know Ill get hard again real fast. You want me to give you a blow job and then you want to have sex with me? Yes, thats what youre here for, isnt it Thats what I paid you for? Thats what you think? You think Im going to have sex with you? You think Im a whore. How dare you! Ive never had paid sex

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with anyone, and Im not about to start now. But I paid you $1200! You paid $200 for an escort; you tipped me $1000 because you felt like it. You didnt pay for sex, and youre not going to get any. But you promised! I promised you a good time, and Ill give you a good time. A legal good time. illegal? But, but Do you want me to call the cops? opinion
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Didnt anyone

ever tell you that prostitutions

We can ask them their about soliciting for

prostitution.

You can explain

your view to them, the judge, your wife, your boss, your neighbors You wouldnt! Well, Id actually rather not. But unless you calm down and start behaving like a gentleman, I might just be forced to take drastic measures, John. I cant believe you thought I was a whore. Do I look like a whore to you? No, but, but

And its John. time

on

that to

sputtering say

note, to

for

goodbye

But sport

to and,

show

em

what

good the

hopefully, I

speed

exit process, 139

offer the guys a

parting gift. no.

Most, thankfully, say

Most clients, once they realize that NOT the going sex to theyd happen, envisioned want is

nothing

more than to see you leave. This is what happens 90 percent of the time. This is what I would

like to see happen all the time. But know what for I the men who to do want for to my

planned

money, I always offer them a LOOK at my naked body. I offer a strip

show. If a client accepts this

happens once every couple of months I do the show. taking my clothes Im comfortable off in front of

strangers, so its no big deal.

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Not the will girls

all who

escorts dont a

do have

this. sex item

Of some of

take

off

single

clothing, some will strip and some will just leave, usually on the

pretense of going out to the car to get some sex toys. I though, feel if Ive I and done offer follow my job, legal through

entertainment

on the rare occasions when someone takes me up on the offer. But with or without the show, Im out the door and on my way home with $1000 in my pocket.

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Chapter 11
Safe Exit Strategies
A generally which is sexually a pretty of sated guy is guy, many

easy-going reasons

one

the

escorts agree to whatever a guy asks for. They just figure its safer.

In the immediate short term, this may be true. You can probably leave

the guy in the bed, and hell hardly notice youve gone. For me,

breaking the law was never an option you wont make any more money if you fuck than if you dont and it was never worth the other risks for me: the loss for of self worth, the the

potential

disease,

possibility of arrest. But all escorts need an escape plan and some back-up plans and

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her me.

are

some

that

have

worked the

for

For

the

record,

worst

injury I suffered as an escort was a bruised arm. If you are Trust your instincts. scared a during a call, If is

theres something probably first.

probably seems wrong.

reason. it

wrong, Put your

safety

If you think its time to

leave, GO.

Exit Strategies

If you leave the room, and the guy follows you out of the room,

keep moving. put himself

Your bodyguard should between you and the

customer. bodyguard

If the guy is angry, the should try to calm him

down, but shouldnt stay and prolong a conversation. as quickly The and point as is to as

leave

safely

possible. 143

If you exit into the elevator and think you the the (He customer was may try to

follow when

still door

yelling closed), Get off down

elevator

dont proceed to the lobby. the elevator a couple

floors

and take the stairs.

Leave by the

side entrance closest to where you parked your he car. will If go the to customer lobby

follows, first.

the

By the time he figures out

youre not showing up in the lobby, you will be in your car and safely on your way home.

If theres no elevator or for some other reason the customer

follows you into the parking lot, go to your car immediately and get in. (You may want to get into the habit of backing into a parking spot and

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leaving make

your

car

door

unlocked If

to

for

faster

exits).

your

bodyguard can get into the passenger side, you can leave together and But

circle back later for his car. concentrate on getting to

safety.

If you leave before your bodyguard, contact him by cell phone as soon as possible. But dont give the

customer a chance to climb into the passenger bodyguard. seat instead of your

Early Exits
If youre in the room with a

customer and decide you should leave early, you may have to lie for your own safety. As ALWAYS I ditch mentioned, a customer some by girls saying

shes going to the car to get some sex toys. 145 You dont have to make

this a habit, but if you think its unsafe to stay and unsafe to tell a customer that youre leaving, any

story you make up is a good one.

Sometimes it also helps to have props.

Bag Lady Escort

Its fun!

Its tacky!!

Its a

way to stay safe!!! Yes, its three great benefits in one idea. Purses. Lots and Lots of purses. Buy them up at garage sales and thrift stores or raid your

grandmothers attic and stock up on cheap become Escape. handbags. key props Theyre in going to

your

Great

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Sometimes somethings call. you make to a Your GET not

you

just

know

that on a

quite

right are you

instincts OUT!, but exit.

telling want to

graceful to

Nothings bodyguard and a you bad

happened breaking dont

warrant the to

your door, create

down want

situation. safely

Youd just like to leave without arousing the

clients suspicions.

Youre in one

of those uncomfortable situations in which fear you dont want things to stay worse but by

making

announcing your departure.

So, heres the plan.

Start taking a cheap purse with you on every call. whatever junk you Fill it up with want to give it

some weight. make a

Then, if you want to exit, tell the

temporary

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guy you have to go out to your car (for youll toys or whatever) your purse but that as The

leave

behind

guarantee that youll return.

trick, of course, is that you dont. You head straight for your car and GO! This without possibly way causing you a get to leave and The

scene a

accelerating

problem

and you buy yourself some time.

guy wont be so quick to go looking for you if he has possession of your purse. If you make a habit of taking a disposable purse with you on every call, you will always be able to

make a safe escape. add also guys and to the it

If you want to factor, take paid into the you) the

believability a point to

make

money the

(after with

hes you

purse

bathroom.

You can put the money in

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your underwear, but he thinks youve stashed it in your purse. making him think this: To keep

when you set

your purse back down in the bedroom, keep eyeballing the purse as if

youre afraid hes going to steal it from you. This is an especially good

trick if you dont have a bodyguard with you on a call. cant hand the Although you to your

money

bodyguard, you can keep it on your body while pretending that the money is in your purse. Now, trick you know why the its purse your

keeps

you

safe

ticket out of a bad call. And you can imagine why its

tacky what kind of purses do you expect to find at Goodwill? But fun? Depending humor, yes!! on your sense of

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Think

about

this.

Youre

leaving the call because the guy did something tell him out off of on line. the You spot cant too like

dangerous

but

wouldnt

you

him to get the message? Well, you can leave all sorts of messages inside your purse. Used spent only tampons, dirty are diapers, limited and the

condoms....you by your of

imagination your

contents

wastebasket

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Chapter 12
Falsely Accused

You

want

to

avoid

involvement

with the police as much as possible. Call them in you NEED them, but try to solve a dispute with a client in a less official manner. your bodyguard and Thats what your escort

service are for to protect you and that includes protection from

unwanted legal attention. Sometimes, will initiate however, police a client Its

contact.

something you have to deal with, and this your chapter is devoted as to making as

experience

painless

possible.

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Usually, customer who

its phones

disgruntled the police,

FALSELY accusing one of your escorts of stealing his money. likely expects to happen when This is most a get customer any and

sex,

doesnt

feels compelled to get even.

Try a Little Sweet Talk

If a client threatens to call the police, first try to talk him

out of it. This could include NICELY

offering the client the legal show and explaining in a lets-keep-it-

friendly manner that he invited you to his room and paid you (receipts and phone records will prove this) and that the no-refund policy and was in

explained writing. 152

both

verbally

Or a Little Tough Talk

If

the

nice

approach

doesnt

work, you can try a tougher approach including:

Telling can

the be

client charged

that

he

with and

soliciting go to jail.

prostitution

He cant ask the

cops to charge you with NOT committing a crime. Clearly

hes demanding his money back because he didnt get sex,

which would be illegal. Telling the client that you have his name, address and

phone number written down and all the clients

information is also with the agency and your bodyguard so there is no way hes going to win an argument that you 153

stole the money or took it on false pretenses. Remind the client of the

consequences of his actions his name will be in the

police records. doesnt will be get a

Even if he there report had an

arrested, written that he

testifying

escort in his room.

Does he

want his wife and employer to find out? Tell the client that NO one ever wins a payment dispute either with a credit card

company or with civil court. But that any complaint he

files will be public. does he want that

Again, kind of

trouble?

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Call for Back-Up

If this isnt working, suggest the client call the agency. the agency yourself and Or call put the

client on the line. The agency owner can reinforce everything the escort youve already told the client. or she is on the Plus, because he phone (and not

face-to-face with an angry man) and because escort greater his or her position as

service authority,

OWNER the

provides might

owner

prevail when you cant.

But, sometimes, an angry man is just an angry man and against and will you call escort his your the of

better

judgment he

persuasiveness, cops and

accuse

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What if He DOES Call the Cops?

Legally, you are free to leave. If the client forces you to stay, he could be charged with

kidnapping. As a practical matter, and legally you

prudent

however

should stay. If you run off in the middle of a clients complaint to a cop, you LOOK guilty. And since the law is clearly on your side once the money is in the you hands, its yours it

makes sense to stay and sort it out with the cops so that if you get mentioned youll in be the police as

report,

mentioned

cooperative and innocent.

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If the cops have to track you down to settle the dispute, And

theyre going to be ANNOYED.

they may go looking for trouble. They can threaten to arrest you

for stealing or for soliciting even wont angry if they know the charges like cause of

stick men,

because cops the

just can

angry for

trouble

just

sake

causing it. So, my advice is to stay. This doesnt mean that you have to stay an in a closed client. You hotel And room you

with

angry

probably

shouldnt!

safety

always takes precedence. Wait in the hallway with your bodyguard or with the hotel desk clerk or, if none of that works safely at a nearby coffee shop

(and you can call the cops herself to advise them of her location.)

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Do everything in your power to appear cooperative. Then, HOPE

that a younger cop takes the call. The younger the officer, the more likely he is to dismiss the

clients claims QUICKLY, tell him to take you to civil court if he wants, and send you on your way with your money.

Blue Uniform/Gray Beard

Older

cops

tend and

to

harbor

misconceptions

suspicions

about the escort business some will not know what an escort is and will assume youre a

prostitute and may give you so much hassle that youll decide it is better to give up her earnings than face possible arrest.

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If youve reached a standoff with the cops they you to end are inclined and dispute to the in

arrest client

both just

escort the

the hotel it is better that you forfeit your money. I escort. was never arrested as an

But I was threatened with

arrest more than once and always for the same reason: tired was of trying the an older cop was to figure truth out who just

telling

and

decided to arrest everybody and send the those mess onto someone when the else. choice In was

cases,

give back the money or Im taking you downtown, I always gave up the money. And the same. fun. I tell all escorts to do

Its not fair.

Its not

And its not legally necessary

to give back the money.

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But its a lot easier to make another $500 or $1000 than it is to go to jail, have to get bailed out, hire a lawyer, face trial....and all the misery that goes with it. There is just so much money to be made in this business that it

doesnt make sense wasting time over money lost. right. And so would you. So, whenever possible, stop Id rather be rich than

trouble before it happens. When it does happen, end it as quickly and cheaply as you can and get back to the business of making money. I promise you, there will ALWAYS be $1000 and $10,000 clients waiting to call you. Dont miss a

call from a client because youre on the phone with your lawyer!

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Chapter 13
Double Down With Two-Girl Calls

Want just for

to

make a

lot guys

of

money

raiding

mini-bar

and chatting for thirty minutes? Go on two-girl calls. I of regularly and split more escort tips I

$1500

when

answered calls where two guys were looking for two girls. The creates a foursome party immediately atmosphere.

Sometimes the guys wanted to take us out dancing and when they found out that the wouldnt perfect happen, party they became They

hosts.

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$8 glasses of wine, $10 shots, and opening $5 bags of potato chips and nuts. I never drank alcohol on

calls, but they usually poured the drinks anyway AND gave me the soda I asked for. Then all wed do was sit around and make idle conversation and get them hand to sign the charge slips Its time the or the that tip

over

the of

cash. a to great START

anticipation makes it

easy

bidding at $1000. girl youre with

If you and the flirt with each

other a bit (and all you have to do is SAY something you and dont you sexy about to each DO add

other; anything)

have can

easily

another $500 to the tip income. You KNOW how much and guys in like their

girl-on-girl

action,

heads, theyre going to be watching and getting the best sex theyve

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ever had. got those in

And as long as theyve great their erotic heads, pictures their

dancing

wallets are EASY to pick.

Testosterone Test

The

other

factor

working

in

your favor with a two-girl call (as long as there are also two guys) is the mode. would male ego in ONE $500 full guy was competition on his own

Maybe think

the

outer

limits of what he would give out as a tip, but put two together and they are dying to show off for you and whatever monetary discretion they

had BEFORE you got there disappears as soon as you arrive. If youve promised the moon for $1000 and the moon and the stars for $1500, no guy is going to want to look 163 (a) cheap or (b)afraid by

disappointing his buddy for a mere $250 (his half of the additional

$500 tip).

And if the girl youve

brought with you on the call is as convincing able $2000. How do you get out of the room with your money and without putting your lips on anything that DIDNT to as you are, the you may be for

promise

UNIVERSE

come out of the mini-bar? This is my favorite part. First, of course, you will have handed the charge slips or the cash to your bodyguard. safe. Now to make your safe getaway. This process: Ideally, the first thing that should be a two-step So the moneys

happens is that you get the guys to solicit for an illegal act. This

could be asking for sex or it could

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be something as innocent but still illegal as asking you and your

friend to kiss because any exchange of bodily fluids is against the law if youre accepting money for it.

So if the guys are getting turned on by the flirting you and your partner are entertaining them with and they ask you to prove your love for each other, door. youre on your way out the

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Now to make the departure safe and entertaining for you. The universal, legal euphemism

for telling the guy that ITS TIME is to tell him to get comfortable. So two what you do to the is do tell is to these GET bed

horny

guys in

COMFORTABLE

king-size

while you and your friend go out to 165

the car to get your toys.

(Theyre

thinking exciting sex toys, but if you keep a rubber ball in the car, youre not lying if you say your

toys are in the car.) Then you are your escort

companion go to your car (or cars if you came separately) and drive off into the night, counting your cash and contemplating the ridiculous

sight of the those two losers lying naked in bed together! What do they do when you dont come back? Service each other?

Turn their backs on each other and jack off in private? and pretend the whole Get dressed thing never

happened? I never tire of imagining what the two naked guys DO in that bed together and how long it takes them to had figure out that is the party going they to

planned

NEVER

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happen. tire from of

And,

of

course, the

never I get

counting calls.

money so

these

Its

easy.

There are about 20 chips in one of those little mini-bar bags. Polish

off the bag, and youre getting paid $50 per chip. And he didnt get to

dip anything of his into anything of yours. Youre in the chips. cashed his in! And hes

If Youre Gay, Make it Pay

If youre gay, bi or dont mind pretending to be, you can make more money in one night than most people make in a month. You already know that straight men get turned on by lesbians. Its

such a common and mainstream notion that its a recurring theme on such TV shows as Friends. 167

But

whats

going

to

surprise

you is how much theyll pay YOU to reveal And your girl-to-girl have dont fantasies. to have a perform to DO

you

dont you

sexually; anything. erotic

Just with

share your

little and

talk

partner

let some guy whos just tipped you $1000 listen in.

Can

you

talk

dirty

to

your

lover for ten minutes in front of a stranger? For $100 bucks a minute, (Ive

I can do it, and Im not gay.

had a couple bi-curious encounters, so up, I dont but my have to make EVEYTHING is a lot

imagination

bigger than my experience).

But some of my favorite calls as an escort included those where I got to take another girl along with

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me.

Its the fastest, safest money And $1000 a date is

Ive ever made.

by no means the most you can make. Ive split $5000 tips on plenty of occasions anything so. you all or without even doing

illegal

remotely

All you have to do is act like and the girl youre with are

hotter than hot for each other (and if you each youre wont other with have in your to real partner, touch not

act)

and (but

flirty

overtly sexual) ways. Why not just hop onto the bed and show him the way girls make love wont he pay double or triple to watch And you whats go down on each if other? not

the

harm

hes

involved?

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Above the Law

Well,

depending

on

where

you

live, it MAY be illegal to make love to your partner for a fee. Laws

protecting the public decency vary widely from city to city and state to state and you dont want to get tossed in jail. Also, unless you

really need an audience to spice up your sex lives, why let a guy jerk off to your private moments? Especially when you can make so much money without getting anyone Even if

involved in your intimacy.

it were legal, I wouldnt want some horny stranger in a hotel room

watching me having sex, so Im not going to advocate that you give a

guy admission to a live porn show.. If you WANT a paid audience, thats a different story, but make sure

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Still, you make your tip money based on what a guy thinks you might do for him, not So, on if your youre actual savvy

performance.

enough to talk him out of $10,000, you can do it with your clothes on. Earn rent by a month spinning or ten six to months fifteen

minutes of lesbian fantasies!

Double the Money

Keep in mind that if there are two girls on a call, you get paid twice as much. If you and your

girlfriend are working together and the agency charges $200 per girl per call, $400. theyll charge the client

You and your girlfriend will

split your share, about $200, in the customary fee structure.

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You make your service call fee JUST FOR SHOWING UP. If a client agrees to see you and you meet him as agreed upon, the $200 two-girl fee is yours to keep. But you can make tons more than that if you and your partner become adept at negotiating tips. And you

get to keep ALL the tips you make, if you collect them in cash, the and

about

70

percent

(again

split

can vary) of the tips if you collect them by credit card. Lets say you and your partner have you collected call the the $400 call fee;

service

and

confirm

that payments received. Now, the guy wants to know what youre going to do for the $400 and thats when you start

negotiating the tip (and salivating over your partner until the drooling client starts handing over all the

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money

in

his

pocket).

If

he

has

$500 in his pocket and gives it all to you, youd keep the $500 and $200 of the service fee. Your share for

the shall would be $700. If you convince the guy to get MORE cash from his ATM machine and he withdraws his daily $300 limit, thats yours to keep too. If he wants to put any or all of the tip on his credit card, those amounts you will have to split with your service. to get the IT will be up to you guy to sign a charge

slip, get the imprint, verify that he has the credit left on his card (the service will do this for you) and submit the slip to the service. If he charges $1000 on his card,

you'd keep $700 plus the service fee of $200 plus any other cash tips he might have given you.

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Once

you

collect

the

service

fee and the tips, what happens next is up to you. a The guy might which be is

looking

for

threesome,

illegal in ALL states, so you could say and no. He might agree to a

legal show, which you can perform if you want.

Double the Fun

Since you will be working with a partner, you can play to each

others strengths. Maybe one of you has a stronger phone personality. If so, you can

arrange calls so that one of your is the operator and the other is the escort. but its If you answer the phone your partner who is

stronger at closing calls, you can transfer shes 174 the call to her, next whether to you,

sitting

right

working a day job or at the grocery store. Whats also good about

working as a team is that you wont lose calls if one of you cant be reached. As long as one of you is

free to take a call, the both of you can benefit. Just make certain that whoever is taking a particular phone call is friendly sound and eager. youre You ready want for to the

like

worlds greatest party even if what youre most ready for is ten hours of sleep. the phone, You are an entertainer on so pretend to be the

guys wildest sexual fantasy. When you arrive at a call, you can also team-tag the guy for bigger tips. In most cases, it will be two

against one (sometimes its two guys asking for two girls, though) and

the fact that the two of you know each other so well will help you

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manipulate

him

into

digging

deeply

into his pockets. Sometimes you get bigger tips

by making the client feel sorry for you. much call, him. He doesnt have to know how you and get you from dont a service have to fee tell

If you say its practically youre each of not you is lying will because collect

nothing, the from $100 the

service

practically

nothing compared to what you hope to walk away with in tips. With two of

you playing the tip game together, you have some real advantages. instance, one of you can act For on

behalf of the other. for more money for

You dont ask your PERSONAL

benefit, but you are just trying to take care of your a) partner, illness d) who b) is old

struggling debts

with

c)auto

repairs,

fill-in-

the-blank.

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Sexual Tension

In this kind of scenario, one of you just has to look pitiful and the other has Or to step up as can the both

caregiver.

maybe

you

play caregiver roles just looking out for each other. Its with it. creating all a game so have fun

The sexual fantasy youre and the give-me-tips

scenario youre working is as good as your joint imaginations. Try

acting of these situations at home. You can even work out some signals such as Hell pay more; dont stop now or I think if you touch my

breast again, hell pop for another $100: or I think weve squeezed

him enough; lets get on with it. The same logic applies to

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money.

Maybe

one

of

you

is

completely comfortable getting naked in front of strangers and the other isnt. Well, rather than let this performance, let Consider this

DETRACT from your it heighten it.

scene:

The $1500.

guy

has

just

paid

your

He knows there will be no

contact between the two of you and HIM, but he wants to see the two of you in action. him a You agree to give girl-on-girl take off your to do

legal You your

performance. shirt and tell

partner

the same.

She refuses.

Come on,

you tell her, she OWES it to the guy to at least get naked. says no. She still

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Too Shy to Try

You can play this scene out for a long time and your partner, if she really dislikes showing off her body to strangers, will never have to

show any flesh. scene right, the

And if you play the guy will be more

turned on by this than he would have been if youd both stripped and

69ed on the spot. Imagine yourself coaxing your

reluctant partner to please, pretty please just take off her shirt. She

says no and you take off your bra just to show her how its done (and to give you the try guy to some undo eye her candy). buttons

Maybe

and she pulls away.

You pout and

the TRIES to take off her shirt but stops. Since working, 179 you guilt-tripping try enticing isnt her.

Maybe you try to kiss her (and she turns away). Maybe you take some

more of your clothes off so she can SEE WHAT SHES MISSING. You can keep pursuing your shy partner, getting yourself naked and giving the guy a great show for his money. And since the two of you wont be engaging in sexual activity, the entire show will be legal. end of the to performance, the guy At the you for can your

apologize

partner (but dont be surprised if hes managed to jerk himself off

just fine watching you try to seduce your lady) and ask him to call again because maybe NEXT TIME your partner will be a little more forthcoming. And wont he want to pay to see you try again? BE THERE And doesnt he want to the night you actually

succeed?

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Of course in reality, you wont ever succeed. sexual The thrill is in the Its like the

tension.

sitcoms that do great in the ratings when the guy but the and and bomb Nanny when wife, girl once dont they get do. the became went

together (When

married Jeannie the

Professor her

masters

shows

off the air.)

Its the pursuit that

draws viewers, and its your pursuit of your partner that can bring in

the money. If you create escort

personalities that mirror your own, youll make a fortune without And if partner by your

violating your principles. happens actually that get you and your on

turned

escort performances, you can always act them out at home. pay each other with You can even your tips!

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Chapter 14
How to Avoid Going Broke on $1000 a Day
Its entirely possible to make more during your first month as a

call girl than youve made in a year at the best job youve ever had

before becoming an escort. Its also possible and sad to make $1 million your first year and have nothing to show for it. This is an extreme case, but it happened: An escort made $35,000 a

week thats more than $140,000 a month, more than $1.7 million a year and she was so broke she couldnt even afford her own car. 182

Where did all the money go? her nose. But there are a lot

Up of

other ways to go broke, too. Dont let any of them happen to you.

Ten Ways to Avoid Going Broke on $1000 a Day

1. You Are Not Your Boyfriends Keeper

Dont be conned into believing that because you a) make so much

money; b) get to stay home most of the time or c) work in a job your boyfriend dislikes that you OWE him anything. Your money is your money.

Be generous if you wish, but dont give your money to him and dont let him control the money you earn. can go out and find a job He

making

just as much money, working just as 183

few hours as you really!

The fact

that he doesnt is OK as long as he isnt guilt-tripping you into

thinking that you should be working for two. 2. Know What you Spend

When lot of

youre

suddenly

making when

a a

money,

particularly

large amount may be given to you in cash, its very easy to think of it as play money and to wonder what happened month. to it at the end of the

Keep track serious track For at least one

of your expenses.

month, write everything down so you can determine your break-even point and profit-making goals.

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3. Keep to a work schedule

A $1000 a day equals $365,000 a year if you work every day and make the same amount every day. Its

tempting to skip a week if you have a good night, but if you make $2000 on Tuesday and stay home the next

five nights, you slash your income by more than two-thirds . Decide

whether youre going to work 1,3, or 7 nights a week and youre keep the

schedule established.

until

firmly

Keep to your schedule

no matter how much money you make on any given night.

4. Set a dollar target

If

you

want

to

make

$50,000

or

$500,000

by the end of the year,

you have to plan for it in January.

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Break your yearly goal into monthly and weekly quotas and keep track of your progress. to Dont realize wait until 40

September

youre

percent off your sales goal.

Make

20

percent

more

than

your

target and put it away no matter what. If your goal is to make

$100,000 and to save 10 percent of that, determine how to make $120,000 and that way you always exceed both your earning and savings goals. An

additional bonus of making more than your target THE FIRST TIME you set one is that you realize its

possible to exceed your goals, which means youll feel even more

confident in setting a higher goal the following year.

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5. Save Those Receipts!

Get in the habit of keeping all of your receipts. You can just get

a big 12-month accordion folder and stuff everything inside. You cant

deduct EVERYTHING at tax time, but you may be able to claim clothing, gym car repair and parking costs.

Also, keep a log of the driving you do to get to and from calls. Well

talk about this in greater detail in upcoming articles, but for now, keep receipts mileage. and keep track of your

Youll be glad you did.

6. Beware budget busters

Remember

that

10

percent

savings You

plan that was working so well?

can blow it entirely if youre not prepared for the major expenses that always hit when youre least ready

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for

them.

Avoid auto

the

panic costs

of by

emergency

repair

setting aside $100-200 a month for just that purpose, annual into and include and

estimates tax

for

insurance your

payments

monthly

budget as well. routine

Remember these are not dip-into-

expenses,

savings emergency rescue techniques.

Just do the simple math: $600 in auto insurance

If you pay every six

months, put $100 away each month for this expense. When youre earning

$600 or twice that a night on calls, this may seem unnecessary. But

adopt that attitude about too many expenses, and you end up working to pay the bills, not working to pay

yourself.

And its a lot more fun

to write a check to yourself than it is to AAA.

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7. Invest/Save every month

Just as its important to break your expenses into monthly increments,

its essential to your savings plan that you stick to it as part of your routine. If you have determined

that you will set aside 20 percent of your income each Dont to skip month, tell your DO IT

EACH that

MONTH. its OK

yourself savings

goal this month because youll put 40 percent away of next months pay. It wont happen. too high a If youve chosen if 20 the but

percentage working, or 10

percent amount

isnt to 15

reduce

percent

save every month, every week, every night if you want to make your

annual goals.

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8. What Are You Saving For?

When

youre

22

and

making

$500

an

hour, its hard to commit to long, long-term goals like retiring. dont go there to yet. save But and So your your

motivation

success at savings will increase if you set youd some like major to goals,

something

accomplish Maybe you

in the next 1-5 years.

want to buy a house, a new car or take a trip to Tahiti. Figure out

how much you would need for a down payment for a house, to buy the car

without taking out a five-year loan or to pack for the trip without

pulling out a credit card. 9. Plan a Second Career

Working as an escort affords you two major advantages: time and money.

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Use both to learn a new trade or profession or to launch a business. You may be 50 years away from retiring completely, but you may be

ready to quit the escort business in 5. And wont it be nice to have an

exciting, high-paying new career waiting for you?

10. Dont Be Your Own Loan Shark

Dont become an escort to finance a drug, drinking or gambling habit.

Youll end up broke and burned out, maybe dead. You will take too many Working

calls, one too many risks.

as a call girl can be your ticket to financial freedom. Dont throw At the

yourself or your money away.

end of the day, broke is broke no matter how much you started out with at dawn.

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On the other hand, rich is richand so much more fun!

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Chapter 15
Who are these guys?

Fairly often, the guys you meet will just be hoping lonely for a business little

travelers

company and a sexual thrill he cant get at home. Hes dreamed of having

two women to himself but never had the nerve to ask his wife or asked and got turned down. Or he likes to

dress up in Victorias Secret thongs but doesnt want his neighbors to

find out. He may be so happy and so embarrassed to see you (or you and another girl) that hell behave nicely and hand over all his money just because hes giddy with delight that youre actually THERE.

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But, some men have to work up a lot of courage and to call an escort usually or line. up your

service, comes And via then

that

courage joint the call

bottle, to keep phone

courage and

between

the

arrival, he might have hit the booze and drugs even harder. So, sometimes youll walk into a room and the guy will be so drunk he can barely stand or so coked up he cant stand still. From my point of view, these

men are PRIME candidates for major tips, and I have a pretty high

tolerance for gross (or at least ten minutes and $1000 worth of gross). But you need to know that for every gentleman who invites you and your partner into his room and offers you drinks and munchies from the minibar, there will be three pigs with barnyard breath and body odor.

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And if the guy knows you think hes max disgusting, out his he probably card on wont your

credit

behalf. So be prepared to see some fat, ugly, hairy naked bodies and to

converse losers. be a

with

some

spaced-out

If you can still pretend to babe hot for him, you

party

will walk away rich.

If you cant,

well, thats one reason I recommend you work for an agency before you

put any of your own money into the business. that can With an agency, the worst happen is that you will up.

collect

your

$200

for

showing

If you leave without getting a tip and decide you dont for want the to rest see of

another

naked

man

your life, youre still up $200. If you can handle the hairy

asses and put your safety measures in place, youre on your way to

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earning a six-figure income in your spare time.

Picture This!

As

an

escort,

you

are

in

control of almost everything how much money you make, what you do (or dont do) on a call, how often you work and what kinds of calls you

accept.

The one thing you cant control is what you SEE. If you think the

men you meet are going to be welldressed and well-mannered just

because they can afford to pay $1500 for a date, youre in a rude

surprise.

On the other hand, if you can talk comfortably to a hairy, 250-

pound man wearing high heels and a 196

string bikini, you can make a lot of money just by looking at him without gawking or giggling (and, maybe If,

giving him some makeup advice). like youre a good little for Girl what

Scout, youre

prepared

going to see on the other side of the door, when you you wont realize lose that your the

cookies

guy has already spilled his on the carpet. You can just collect his

dough and go. Just remember:

Never laugh until you collect the cash and are safely on your way home.

Here,

then

is

preview

of

some of the shows that men will be performing but dont for you. Take Youve a peek,

freak.

probably

seen worse on Fear Factor and no one was paying you $1000 to watch a 197

guy

eat

roasted

antelope

penis

on

national television.

Pot-Bellied Pigs
A lot of men come to the door completely stomachs poster so naked. huge for they Moby Some look Dick have like Fan

boys

the

Club (not that they could see their dicks beneath the mounds of

blubber), some are in need of a flea dip and some have a full head of

hair on their asses!

Not once has any of them asked, Who the is it? before What if flinging I were open hotel

door.

security, a pizza delivery guy or a guest whod wandered down the wrong corridor? wife hired 198 or What if I were the guys the and private he detective the she door

answers

wearing cape?

wolfs

mask

and

red

Would he invite them in to

see his basket of goodies? Unfortunately, these guys dont think that far ahead. A guy whos

got sex on his mind and clamps on his tits isnt doing a whole lot of rational thinking (which is exactly why you can his manipulate credit him in into the

maxing

out

card

next ten minutes)

Penis Punch
One youre of likely the to spectator encounter sports is a

popular game of solitaire known as Taffy Punch. Pull, Cock Fight or Penis

No one will ask you to play You just get to stay

this game.

and get paid -- for the performance. Talk about whacking off! Some

guys like to pull, pinch and punch 199

their dicks so much, it looks more like a process of dismemberment

than masturbation. Were torture. talking serious tactile

It looks like a cock on a If anyone did this theyd end up

chopping block. with a real

salami,

with a fistful of Spam. And the more it hurts, they

more they like it.

I can see this

theres no mistaking a super-aroused penis but the guys tell me this while I watch. Sure it hurts, but its a good kind of hurt, they say with enough joy on their faces and spent sperm on the sheets to sound convincing. But they sound really mean and act til really angry from first jerk

the moment of jerking off. You kinda have to wonder what

these

guys

private

parts

did

to

deserve such public humiliation.

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But ponder always

you

wont

have Because new

time

to

for some

long. strange

theres

encounter

awaiting you

The Do-it-Yourself-er
Some sufficient. guys are Really so-o-omakes selfyou

wonder what they want me or anyone else for. First, theyre their own woman. They lie on their backs, spread

their legs and put their feet in the air. Theyre their own man, too.

They stick a finger up their ass for a bit of rear-end cleansing enjoyment while (and

some

colon

theyre

at it, if you know what I mean). And buds, 201 theyre They their hug own their best dicks

too.

with

their in

spare motion

hand, and

put become

everything

their very own fuck factories. And handymen tools? you are know how some into home power

really

Well, some of these do-itsubstitute a vibrator

yourself-guys

for a finger in that hard-to-reach area.

The Gotta-Have-it-All Guy

Some guys cant decide if they want to enter or be entered, whether they like guys or girls, whether

theyre more anal or oral so they order up sex as if they were in a Chinese restaurant. They order the combination plate. They over two ask the escort a if girl its to send a guy

people

and a

transsexual. 202

(Even

who might have preferred a guy for his second partner, he probably

knows he wont find one at a female escort service. What he might NOT

know is that he wont be getting a transsexual either, just a girl

willing to pretend.) When the escorts arrive, to this place

variety-seeker his order: He wants:

continues

To

fuck

the

girl

while

the

transsexual goes up his ass. To go down on the girl while the transsexual goes up his ass. The girl to go down on him while the transsexual goes up his ass. Maybe too, goes wont and to be he he wants might fortune get cookies, if But else he he on

them

Panda

Express. anything

getting

his menu tonight. 203

Mirror, Mirror
More than anything, some men

just want approval

for the quirks

in their sexual desires. One client of mine, a 60-yearold cross dresser, once paid me $500 just to watch him put on womens

clothes.

He paid me another $500 to

do his make-up and $600 to watch him get a tattoo on his ass. He was completely harmless. just wanted someone to share with He his him,

cross-dressing

experience

and this was probably not something he could confide He to his family or

co-workers. hiring me to

was

essentially

be his cross-dressing

pal, paying me $200 just to buy some toothpaste for him. On who 204 pay the me flip for side my are clients

disapproval.

These guys come with an assortment of kinks. Some call them want names me or to spank them, to

order

them

lick the toilet bowl. Recently, door a guy in answered a the

outfitted outfit,

female and

domination

bare-assed

balanced on stiletto heels.

He was

already wearing nipple clamps, too, and had an entire fetish wardrobe including head mask and restraints waiting for my arrival. He begged me to tie him up and got totally turned on by the welts that formed beneath the straps. It

was the pain-and pleasure principle at play and pay. for the tie-job. And thats what its all about, ladies. gag Stifle the giggles and your and you can walk away He gave me $2000

reflex,

with more money in ten minutes than 205

it takes a cashier at McDonalds ten weeks to earn.

And you can bet that theres a lot that goes on between the buns

and the golden arches that aint so pretty either. The escort business is a

selling job. job because

Its an easy selling SEX SELLS easier than

anything else in the world. Youre about to make a fortune. Have fun!

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And if youd like to learn to make a second some (or third)

how great

income

with

other

amazing

business opportunities your escort job demands only about ten hours a week so youll have the time

contact me for more information.

Kyla@escortcoach.com

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