Due to inexcusable federal budget cuts, recently released from the Thomas - Candy - Moranis Institute for the

Criminally Humourous. Can be found at the corner of Kensington Road and 10th Street NW selling obscene doodles and cackling uncontrollably from the hours of noon til 3. Closed weekends and holidays.

Volume 9 Issue 26

Found!

November 2011

The second Grade 12 report card of the notorious Art God Truman Bentley Jr.! Mr. Bentley attended high school in Anchorage, Alaska. CL Times ace reporter Sluj Bukit digs deep and discovers further truth.

Dateline: Anchorage, Alaska November 17,

After months of interviewing teachers and people who claimed to have known or taught Bentley Jr., I have pieced together the true education this pinnacle of verbose posturings received while living in Anchorage, Alaska. Given the bizarre and mind-boggling nature of the school Truman attended it is no wonder he is the Art God he is today. Attending after hours following his normal high school day, this second institute of higher learning laid the foundation we observe today in Bentleys writings. Below we see his public school report card. Obviously didnt have his heart in it. On the following page we see a marked improvement in most of his studies.

copyright 2011 Theo Nelson / www.whimsyandcolour.com / tnelson@bexx.com

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Dear Boy - it was such a pleasure to instruct you! B-S

There you have it. Small wonder Truman Bentley Jr. today rules over the art world as the enfant terrible he is! - 30 -