A Spanish guy enters a hospital to have a minor operation.

A nurse begins to take down his information: name, insurance company, etc. "In case of emergency, whom should we notify?" "You mean if I become very sick?" "Well . . . yes." "If that happens, call a doctor!" 0 comments Labels: Clean jokes, doctor jokes, Really Funny Jokes

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Clean jokes-What brought you here?
A Spanish patient goes to an English doctor. Doctor: "What is it that's brought you here?" Patient: "An ambulance. Why?" 0 comments Labels: Clean jokes, doctor jokes, Hilarious jokes

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Really funny jokes-How old are you?
Nurse: How old are you? Patient: None of your business. Nurse: But the doctor must know your age for his records. Patient: Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that? Nurse: Yes. Fifty. Patient: All right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get? Nurse: Zero. Patient: Right. And that's exactly the chance of me telling you my age. 0 comments

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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Really funny jokes-Husband's dentures
So a lady goes into a dentists office, gets on a chair and spreads her legs far apart. The doctor is shocked to see this so he says: "Excuse me, miss, you must have the wrong place, this is a dentist's office." The lady answers back: "Well, didn't you put my husband's dentures in last week?" the lady says. The doctor nodded. "Well," the lady said, "now you have to get them out." 0 comments Labels: Adult jokes, doctor jokes, Really Funny Jokes

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Adult jokes-Stunningly awesome
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window... He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor? "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies, "Yes, getting herpes - that's why I am here!" 0 comments Labels: Adult jokes, doctor jokes, Really Funny Jokes

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Really funny jokes-Employed by a Psychiatrist
"I see you were last employed by a psychiatrist," said the employer to the applicant. "Why did you leave?" "Well," she replied, "I just couldn't win... If I was late to work, I was hostile. If I was early, I had an anxiety complex. If I was on time, I was compulsive." 0 comments Labels: doctor jokes, Office jokes, Really Funny Jokes

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Doctor jokes-Huge heart
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a gynecologist." 0 comments Labels: Adult jokes, doctor jokes, Really Funny Jokes

Monday, April 4, 2011

Doctor jokes-Well constructed miss

During her annual checkup, the well constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you." "All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through." In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?" "Put them on the chair, on top of mine." 0 comments Labels: Adult jokes, doctor jokes, Really Funny Jokes

Monday, March 7, 2011

Doctor jokes-Not my table
A waitress became violently ill while at work and was rushed by ambulance to the emergency room. In typical hospital fashion, she was placed on an examining table and then all but ignored for the next half-hour. Finally, she noticed a doctor out in the hall and yelled, "Please help me!" "Sorry," he replied, "it's not my table." 0 comments Labels: doctor jokes, Good jokes, Really Funny Jokes

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Really funny jokes-Medical Breakthrough Medications
Medical Breakthrough Medications

St. Mom's Wort - Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. Empty Nestrogen - Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the

memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. Peptobimbo - Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting. Dumerol - When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music. Flipitor - Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. Antiboyotics - When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up. Menicillin - Potent antibiotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?" Buyagra - Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree. Extra Strength Buy-one-all - When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe thevictim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura. Jack Asspirin - Relieves the headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number. Anti-talksident - A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers. Sexcedrin - Bedroom aerosol spray for men. More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome. Ragamet - When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself. Men-Gay - A rub-in ointment that enables single women to identify who to cross off the dating pool. 0 comments Labels: doctor jokes, Hilarious jokes, Really Funny Jokes

Monday, February 14, 2011

Doctor jokes-Expert Diagnosis

Abe, David and Bernard were not only best of friends but also the top doctors in the neighbourhood. One day, they were out walking in Golders Green when they saw this little old man walking rather strangely. He`s hunched over on one side, hes dragging his right leg and he has his left hand on his lower back. Abe says, It`s peritonitis. David says, It`s an orthopaedic problem, with flat arches and a touch of chondromalacia patellae. Bernard says, It`s a nerve irritation at the level of L5. They argue a bit and then decide to go over and ask the old man what his problem is. So they do just that. The man replies, You`re all wrong. I thought I was about to fart when I sh*t in my pants instead 0 comments Labels: doctor jokes, Hilarious jokes, Really Funny Jokes

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Funny jokes-Aspirin
A man walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?" "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. "That's it! I can never remember that word!"

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Monday, February 7, 2011

Doctor jokes-Toilet seat
The doctor tells a male patient that he has a case of venereal disease. The man replies "That is impossible, I haven't been with anyone recently. I must have caught it

off a toilet seat". Doctor says, " in that case you must have been chewing it because you have got it in your gums!! 0 comments Labels: Adult jokes, doctor jokes, Really Funny Jokes

Friday, December 10, 2010

Doctor jokes-Wierd dreams
Sophie went to see a psychiatrist about her husband. "Doctor, My husband has this problem. Almost every night now he's dreaming he's a refrigerator!" "My dear, that is not really a problem! A lot of people dream that they are somebody or something unusual..." Sophie leans forward as she softly whispers this confidence: "But you see doctor it is also a problem for me! Jake sleeps with his mouth open and the light keeps me awake!" 0 comments Labels: doctor jokes, Good jokes, Really Funny Jokes

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Doctor jokes-Miserable cold
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stands in the draft. "But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia." "I know," said his physician. "I can cure pneumonia." 0 comments Labels: doctor jokes, Hilarious jokes, Really Funny Jokes

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Adult jokes - Doctor's wife
A doctor and his wife are having a terrible fight at the breakfast table. The doctor gets up in a rage and walks out yelling, "and you are not any good in bed either" as he storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends. He calls his wife and after at least a dozen rings she answers the phone. Again irritated the doctor says "what took you so long to answer the phone"? She says, "I was in bed". "In bed this late in the day, doing what"? "I was getting a second opinion" she replied. 0 comments Labels: Adult jokes, doctor jokes

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Doctor jokes-Three bottles of pills
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills. The doctor says, "Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water." Startled to be put on so much medicine the man stammers, "Jeez doc, exactly what's my problem?" The Doctor says, "You're not drinking enough water." 0 comments Labels: Clean jokes, doctor jokes, Really Funny Jokes

Monday, November 1, 2010

Doctor jokes-Epidural
My niece, pregnant with her second child, was certain she wanted an epidural for pain management during childbirth. Her doctor asked her at which stage of labor she wanted the epidural administered. Her response: "Just meet me in the parking lot!"