Wild Child

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Shit.
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Shit.
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(SCATTING)
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POPPY: Molly? Molly.
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- Molly!
- Hey, I was listening to that.
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Earth calling sisterling. Have you forgotten
today's the day Rosemary moves in?
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Like you'd let me forget? Please tell me
you're not going to do anything crazy.
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Look, you know I love you, Mollster,
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but there are some things
you're just way too young to understand.
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I know what I'm doing, though, okay?
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- Trust me.
- Poppy!
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All right, guys.
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Let's give my dad's girlfriend
the perfect Malibu welcome.
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Everyone, help yourselves!

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(ALL WHOOPING)
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You can keep it, or you can throw it away!
Let's go, you guys. You can keep that.
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GIRL 1: I want the bouncy ball!
POPPY: You get those. We don't need them.
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- All right, let's get rid of it!
- GIRL 2: That dress is so hot!
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Oh, Poppy, you've really done it this time.
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Ugh!
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Hey, girls! Watch this!
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(ALL GASPING)
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(GIRLS SCREAMING)
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GIRL 1: Where did she go?
GIRL 2: Is she okay?
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GIRL 1: Is she still down there?
RODDY: She's still under.
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GIRL 2: There might be sharks.
GIRL 3: Someone do something.
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Welcome to Malibu, biatch!
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GERRY: Excuse me, excuse me.
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Get up here, right now. Get up here!
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Please, go home. Home, home.
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GIRL 1:So uncool.
BOY 1: Easy, pops.
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GERRY: Go on. Out, out.
BOY 2: Yo, Dad.
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GIRL 2: Loser.
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Out, out, out. Let's go.
Come on. Out, out.
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That is the final straw, Poppy.
You are going to England.
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- Let's go.
- Yawn. The boarding school threat again.
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I don't even recognise you any more.
All this is going to stop right now!
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So what? Big deal!
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You can just replace me with a newer,
trashier version, like you did with Mom!
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You are going to boarding school
in England, and that's final.
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What? You think just because Mom
went to boarding school in England,
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it's going to magically straighten me out?
Do you even remember Mom?
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(SIGHING)
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Hi, Molly.
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I think you might've
pushed him too far this time.
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I know.
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But England's so far away.
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Well, at least
they speak American there, right?
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But who's going to cut
the crusts off my sandwiches?
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You're going to be fine, Moll. I promise.
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In England, it rains
200 days out of the year.
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- You will definitely get SAD.
- She is sad.
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(SCOFFS) Seasonal affected disorder.
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Depression due to lack of sunlight,
resulting in acne and weight gain.
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- POPPY: What?
- What? I saw it on Dr. 90210.
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(GASPS)
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Not those shoes. They don't do rain.
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Just take them.
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Hey, you promise we'll talk every day?
Swear on your life?
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Dude, who loves ya?
Everything's going to suck without you.
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POPPY: Ruby, you're my best friend.
I'm going to miss you so much.
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I know, let's check out their website.
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(TYPING)
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
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"Abbey Mount School is
an independent boarding school
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- "for girls aged 11 to 17."
- Oh, my God.
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POPPY: "Founded in 1797,
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"the school is one of England's
top institutions for young ladies."
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It's all brick! Please tell me
that's not in the countryside.
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Ugh!
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Excuse me.
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Hello. How are you?
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- All right, Kate?
- Yes, thanks.
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MRS KINGSLEY: Very good.
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Mr Moore? I'm Mrs Kingsley.
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Oh, please, call me Gerry. Thank you.
I am so grateful.
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I'm happy we could help out.
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She's going through
rather a difficult stage.
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Just leave it to me, Mr Moore.
I have a double first in difficult.
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- Hello, how are you?
- Hi.
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- Good holiday?
- GIRL 1: Yeah.
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Good.
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Hello, Poppy. Welcome to Abbey Mount.
I'm Mrs Kingsley, your headmistress.
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Look, I understand you're just...
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Uh-uh, uh-uh.
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Lesson number one, Poppy.
To me negotiation is like a nightclub.
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Not something I tend to enter into.
Now come along.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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How are you?
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Wow.
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GIRL 1: Who's she?
GIRL 2: Wow.
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Is she new?
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- Wow.
- GIRL 3: Look at those shoes.
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GIRL 4: Look at her.
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Poppy, this is Kate.
She'll be your big sister at Abbey Mount.
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You'll soon settle in.
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- Hi, how do you do?
- I already have a sister.
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It's just school lingo. I'll be your
friend, a helping hand, that's all.
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Okay, but I choose my friends,
and FYI, you don't make the cut.
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I'm sure that comment would sting
a lot more if I knew what FYI meant.
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But, for the moment, let's just pretend
it's had the desired effect, shall we?
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Saddle up, girls.
We've got ourselves a bronco.
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Mrs Kingsley, a gift.
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One for you and one for Freddie.
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Oh.
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- Thank you.
- I shot them myself.
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Oh, I don't doubt that you did.
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Well, perhaps you'd like to keep a hold of
them while I welcome back the first years.
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Nice thought, though.
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(HARRIET SPEAKING LATIN)
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Harriet. Head Girl.
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You shake the hand of the Head Girl
out of respect.
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When the Head Girl has earned my respect,
then I'll shake her hand, biatch.
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- I'm sorry?
- Apology accepted.
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Stunningly horridious ego
desperately seeks a good bashing.
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Can we oblige? Methinks so.
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JANE AND CHARLOTTE: We think so, too.
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I'll call you tomorrow morning,
as soon as I'm back in LA.
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I hope your flight gets seriously delayed.
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(CHUCKLES)
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And I hope your bags end up in Kazakhstan.
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I'll come back for you
at the end of the semester, all right?
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Sweetheart, you know I love you.
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(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
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Bye.
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(SIGHING)
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
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DRIPPY: I have to find this CD to play
for you guys. There it is.
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You can borrow them, but only indoors.
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DRIPPY: Yeah, my mum won't let me
wear high heels.
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JOSIE: I've got to be reserve
because I'm not there all the time.
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KIKI: I heard this on the radio.
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- Thank you.
- DRIPPY: Nice catch.
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Excuse me.
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Hi. I've been assigned this room.
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You need to leave.
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Oh, wow, communal.
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Well, it's bed number five or the corridor.
Your choice, mate.
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Move your stinking socks, Drippy.
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(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
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Gross.
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(GIRLS CHATTERING)
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You lock away your chocolate?
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Key information, if it's
the Wagon Wheel versus the Rolex,
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the Wagon Wheel is going to
trounce it every time.
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- What's a Wagon Wheel?
- Jesu Christi, you have not lived!
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Ew!
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- That's carbs and sugar.
- What a revelation. I had no idea.
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(CELL PHONE BEEPING)
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- What the bleep is that?
- None of your bleeping business.
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It's an iPhone.
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Good luck getting a signal. We only have
two hot spots that work round here.
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Maybe you should try entering
the 21st century, Buck Rogers.
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This place is medieval.
It's imperative that I make my phone calls.
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It's pointless anyway.
We're only allowed mobiles on weekends.
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How am I supposed to call my therapist?
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(GIRLS CHUCKLING)
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She's joking, right? Oh, sweetheart,
this is not Beverly Hills, 90210.
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Just put it away before Matron catches you.
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- Where's your trunk?
- Hasn't been delivered yet.
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(POPPY EXCLAIMS)
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No.
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No, no, no. Not the new season Gucci. No.
The Choos. No!
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This is all only hand-washable.
This is ridiculous.
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- Why...
- What? I might get thirsty.
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You know, in the UK we have this
amazing thing. It's called a tap.
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Welcome back, girls.
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Oh, good, staff. How quickly
can you get all this stuff cleaned?
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- Is she...
- American.
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Oh, yes, we had one of those in 1997.
Not good.
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Accustom her to my rules, and she should
be in the correct uniform for a start.
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Mobile phones, please, girls.
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Thank you, Kiki. Thank you, Josie.
Thank you, Kate.
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Whoa! Hands off, mama. I said, hands off.
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(POPPY QUESTIONING IN SPANISH)
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I am Scottish, not remedial.
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Good, then you understand.
Line dry, press, no starch, and no creases.
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How dare you? No mufti for a week.
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Fine. Mufti may be your thing, lady,
but it sure ain't mine.
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- She means no home clothes for a week.
- Like I give a shit.
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- I'll be gone by then.
- Language!
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Two Sundays detention.
For the whole dorm.
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(GIRLS SIGH)
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I'll deal with this. Look, hey. Hey.
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Here's a Ben Franklin.
Why don't you go out and buy yourself...
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Well, anything. Whatever you get
will be a serious improvement.
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Three Sundays. For everyone.
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(GIRLS GROANING)
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- Thanks a lot for that, you utter moron.
- What are you, mental?
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What? She was a grade one a-hole
with a severe attitudinal problem.
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The bell's going to go in a minute.
Just put your uniform on.
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(BELL RINGING)
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Now!
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KATE: You will never get away
with that uniform, for start,
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and FYI, no drinking, no smoking,
no alcohol.
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No fireworks, no dangerous weapons,
no illegal drugs.
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If you have a problem with someone,
no random bitching. Structure your point.
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No Web surfing, no bullying.
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So, if you behave like an arsehole,
we all suffer, so do not get us in your shit
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- or we will break you.
- Oh, I'm scared.
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- GIRLS: Hi, Kate. Hi, how are you? Hi, Kate!
- Hello.
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What are you, like,
prom queen or something?
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Kate's got a terrible affliction.
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You're actually lucky that you don't
have it. It's called popularity.
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Hey, get up.
Wait for Mrs Kingsley and the prefects.
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Screw them.
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That's physical abuse.
I'm calling my lawyer.
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With what?
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Well, hello, Freddie.
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How kind of you to grace us
with your gorgeous presence.
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And cue Harriet in three, two, one...
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- Subject's moved in on target.
- And we have contact.
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- Walk, Annabelle.
- BOTH: Walk, Annabelle.
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(BOTH CHUCKLING)
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DRIPPY: I love that Freddie's always here
at the beginning of term.
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Such a perfect welcome back.
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- So, who is Freddie?
- Mrs Kingsley's son.
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Devastating heartthrob.
Won't look at any of us since he got caught
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playing doctors and nurses with a girl
in the third grade when he was 11.
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Massive hoo-hah.
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- They're not together now, though.
- 'Cause of her massive hoo-hah?
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No. Fraternizing is forbidden.
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WAITRESS: Here you go.
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- I can't eat this.
- Anorexia or bulimia?
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Because if it's bulimia we'd rather
you didn't eat other people's birthday cake
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on their birthdays. It's such a waste.
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Actually, I'm a pescetarian
Monday through Wednesday,
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fruitarian Thursday through Sunday
and vegetarian always.
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For what we are about to receive...
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(CHANTING)
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ALL: Amen.
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(SPEAKING HINDI)
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- KATE: (WHISPERS) Get out of the way!
- Hey, watch the shmere, girlfriend.
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Two hundred goats died for this.
236
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:31,797
We meet again. How sublime.
Learn the rules.
237
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,713
When it comes to right of way,
there is a hierarchy.
238
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:40,352
Teachers, prefects, scholars,
dogs, vermin, Americans.
239
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,789
Kate? See to it she falls in line.

240
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,636
What is this place? Hogwarts?
241
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,990
- Bedtime, girls.
- KATE: Night.
242
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:59,111
The correct school uniform. Wear it. Bed.
243
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,195
Poppy Moore, bed! Now!
244
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,836
(MR NELLIST GREETING IN FRENCH)
245
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,956
(GIRLS GREETING IN FRENCH)
246
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,752
(PANTING) Right.
247
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:22,231
Translation today, everyone.
So, PDF, pretty damn straightforward.
248
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:27,952
Ergo, which means? Anyone? Ergo?
249
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,554
- Oh, Mr Nellist.
- Yes, Drippy.
250
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:35,156
- "Er, leave"?
- Luddite. No, it means therefore, Drippy.
251
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:39,028
Therefore, you'll probably finish early,
which means that you'll have lots of time
252
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:42,829
to ask me questions about my trip
to Champagne with my girlfriend.
253
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:48,552
Now, sadly, my ex-girlfriend.
Though she was my girlfriend at the time.
254
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,119
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
255
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,230
Put the headphones on, please.
256
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:03,794
Hi, guys. You don't happen
to have any eyebrow tint, do you?
257
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,074
GIRLS: No.
258
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,674
Do you guys have any eyebrow tints?
259
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:10,433
(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
260
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:15,558
(WHISPERING)
Apparently, California girls wax their bums.
261
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,029
KATE: What? Why?
262
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,839
DRIPPY: To look Brazilian.
Makes it more attractive.
263
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,399
If you say so.
264
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:29,317
- Do you think she's done it?
- Hundred percent.
265
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:33,234
She's definitely done the missionary
and almost certainly the Lebanese fulcrum.
266
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,278
- I can tell.
- How?
267
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,635
From the angle of her hips.
268
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,670
Can I help you?
269
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:49,275
- Is there a problem?
- How many boys have you shagged?
270
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:55,954
Well, there was Brandon, eight-pack.
Chase, jock.
271
00:18:56,040 --> 00:19:00,477
Tyler. Bajillionaire. Derek.
He was Kelly Slater's cousin.
272
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:04,075
And, oh, Jack. He was all-around sick.
273
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:08,631
- Christ.
- I mean sick body, sick mind.
274
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:12,429
- Shit! Kate!
- Sorry, Drip. It looked lighter on the box.
275
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,998
(DRIPPY WHINING)
276
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:22,039
That is butters.
Better not stop me pulling at the social.
277
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,112
Honey, eyebrows are the least
of your worries.
278
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,228
MATRON: Lights out, girls.
Everyone into bed.
279
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,878

KIKI: Night, Matron.
KATE: Night.
280
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,518
(DRIPPY GROANING)
281
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:35,752
- KATE: Hey, switch that off!
- No wireless. Should have known.
282
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,229
KIKI: Internet is only allowed
in the computer room.
283
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,515
Whoa! We are not allowed
out of bed after lights out.
284
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,556
- Oh, look. They're not out.
- KATE: Hey!
285
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,755
KATE: What are you doing?
286
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,229
KIKI: Come back.
KATE: Get back into bed!
287
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,073
POPPY: Dear Ruby, oh, my God.
Two weeks in this place
288
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,639
and I'm going out of my mind.
289
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,154
These girls are all ugly losers
who think a mani-pedi
290
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,595
is some kind of Latin greeting.
291
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,952
(DRIPPY GROANING)
292
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,233

Mmm!
293
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,753
(SOFTLY) Ew.
294
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,676
(BELL RINGING)
295
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,115
- MATRON: Come on! Fire practise!
- Shit!
296
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,111
MATRON: Remove yourselves
to the quad immediately.
297
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:53,556
Come on.
You know the drill, for goodness sakes.
298
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,837
Come on, stop being so slovenly.
Hurry up. Kiki.
299
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,592
(FIRE ALARM BLARING)
300
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,197
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
301
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,750
MATRON: Come on, girls! Hurry up!
302
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:15,118
What if there was a real fire?
We'll all be burned to a crisp.
303
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:21,795
(WATER SPLASHING)
304
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,598
FREDDIE: Hey, who's there?
305
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,318
Poppy.
306
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:31,473
- FREDDIE: Last name?
- Moore. Poppy Moore, sir.
307
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:36,508
Well, Moore, Poppy Moore,
this is a fire practise.
308
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,910
- Sorry, I'm new here.
- FREDDIE: Yes, that's obvious.
309
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,752
But weren't you listening in physics class?
310
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,195
Fire tends to be hot,
and the point is to avoid it.
311
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,999
Okay. Where do I go?
312
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,719
FREDDIE: Out the door,
turn left, and down the stairs.
313
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:53,270
POPPY: Run towards the bright orange
flickery thing. Right?
314
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:58,559
- FREDDIE: Oh, and try not to get caught.
- Excellent point, sir.
315
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,437
(RAP SONG PLAYING)
316
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,398
SARA: Lovely, Harriet.
317
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,669
Ew!
318
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,989
Crack on, team. Lovely stick work, Harriet.
319
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,269

Hi.
320
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,430
- Hello, Mr Nellist.
- MR NELLIST: Hello, hello.
321
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,716
Well, super, super effort.
322
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:45,918
We may not win the championships,
but we'll win a lot of friends, yeah?
323
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,877
So bloody English.
324
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,556
Really. And you could do better?
325
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:55,758
Laugh it up, but I could whip
all of your asses blindfolded.
326
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,673
This I'd love to see.
327
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:02,799
Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong.
Do your worst, horse face.
328
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,913
(WHISTLES)
329
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,478
(BOTH SHOUTING)
330
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,070
Foul! Body check. Body check!
331
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,275
(HARRIET AND POPPY SCREAMING)
332
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:41,759
Please!
333
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:42,875

(CAR HONKING)
334
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,430
- HARRIET: Perfectly legal.
- Shouldn't you guys be in bikinis for that?
335
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,112
Hi, Fredster. Dig the car.
336
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,269
(CAR REVVING)
337
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,999
- Hello, Moore. Poppy Moore.
- Hi.
338
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:53,949
Hey!
339
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:57,829
Bye.
340
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:01,476
Ooh, do you love Fredster?
341
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,996
- Do you want to kiss Fredster on the lips?
- Don't be so immature.
342
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,595
Don't try and hide it, honey.
We've got ourselves a SULA.
343
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,319
Sweaty Upper Lip Alert.
344
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,992
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
345
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,318
(HARRIET WHIMPERS)
346
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:20,116
How on Earth did Freddie know her name?
You may depart.
347
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,755
- But, I still have to turn down your bed.
- Get out!
348
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:30,272
I don't understand.
Freddie's got a crush on me.
349
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:31,952
Why was he looking at her?
350
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:36,079
He was looking at her
so he didn't come across as looking at you.
351
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,913
He needs to be careful. He can't get caught.
352
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:43,152
Yeah, and if he looked at you too much,
he wouldn't be able to control himself.
353
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:48,951
Like, when I have to look sad, I think about
horses being slaughtered.
354
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:52,794
So to Freddie, Poppy's the equivalent
of a slaughtered horse.
355
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,791
You're probably right.
356
00:24:54,880 --> 00:25:00,318
But we're going to have to do something
about little Miss USA.
357
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,234
She needs a lesson
in exactly who's boss, methinks.
358
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,958
BOTH: We think so, too.
359
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:11,308
- I didn't start it. It wasn't my fault.
- Go out and close the door.
360
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,833
But you asked to see me.
361
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:16,196
Yes, well, you have to knock
before you enter.
362
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,511
POPPY: I can't believe it.
This is all horse face's fault!
363
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,669
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
364
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,955
Who is it?
365
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,553
Jesus Christ!
366
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,359
Oh, dear. We were led to believe
you had a beard and sandals.
367
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,557
Now, we'll have to change that
stained-glass window in the school chapel.
368
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:35,430
Look, I didn't start it, it wasn't my fault,
and if this were America, I would sue.
369
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:39,149
That girl is a grade one a-hole
with a severe attitudinal problem.
370
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,595
I know perfectly well
what happened, Poppy.
371
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,193
Then why isn't Harriet here too?
372
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,716
Because, unsurprisingly,
it's you I want to talk to.
373
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:51,792
Look, I know it's very difficult
being the only new girl in your year.
374
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,348
You mean, the only normal girl.
375
00:25:55,720 --> 00:26:01,158
- What do you like to read, Poppy?
- OK Magazine, People, Us Weekly.
376
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:04,312
Well, might you be able to tackle
such a thing as a book?
377
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,119
- I prefer movies.
- Well, my personal library
378
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,795
seems to be missing
the book version of Freaky Friday.
379
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,189
So, perhaps you might try this.
380
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,677
Oh, my uncle's producing
the film version.
381
00:26:17,678 --> 00:26:20,874
Alice in Wonderland
was originally a book.
382
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,236
You might surprise yourself
and actually enjoy it.
383
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,231
(SCOFFS) This is my punishment?
384
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,599
This school is so weird.
385
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,274
What do you want
to get out of this school, Poppy?

386
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,794
To get out of this school.
387
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:37,714
You know, this school has produced
absolutely nobody of note.
388
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,793
Our leading light was the girl
who was Princess Diana's foot doctor.
389
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:45,077
So, if your aim is to make
the pages of Us Weekly,
390
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,594
then this isn't the place for you.
391
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:52,196
What we do produce are smart,
independent, free-thinking,
392
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,431
good-hearted girls
who remain friends for life.
393
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:02,195
The kind of girl that, behind all
your wisecracks, I know you are.
394
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:06,956
Run along now, I must get on.
My in-tray is piling up.
395
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,114
Not brown enough. More coffee.
396
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:27,395
(GRUNTS)
397
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,198
More elbow grease.
398
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,272
You're ageing these clothes,
not stirring your tea.

399
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,920
I need complete authenticity.
400
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:37,914
(SIGHS)
401
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,872
Charlotte heard Freddie say
I looked exactly like Keira Knightley.
402
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:58,111
Right! That's done. Empty the water.
403
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,873
Not that way, fool. You'll spill it.
Out the window.
404
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,679
- Out the window?
- Just get on with it.
405
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,348
Are you sure?
406
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,278
(POPPY GASPS)
407
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:13,875
(GASPS)
408
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:18,636
So sorry.
Just can't trust the help these days.
409
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,915
Do you have a pass
to be out during lessons?
410
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:27,348
- Oh, yeah, I do. It's right here!
- Well, don't walk on the grass.
411
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:38,514
(SIGHS)
412
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,157
For the tenth time,
you need to make your bed.
413
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:12,955
Jesus. What's so bloody hard?
Pick up. Put down. It's not rocket science.
414
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,871
Sit down. I'll do that.
415
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,554
Thanks.
416
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,497
You're freezing. You need a jumper.
417
00:29:39,498 --> 00:29:42,034
Whatever that is, I
don't think I have one.
418
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,669
I don't think I have anything
thicker than prosciutto.
419
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:55,388
Thanks. I didn't really come prepared.
Didn't figure I'd be here this long.
420
00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:00,429
Nothing worse than the only message you
get all day being from the phone company.
421
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,114
But Matron took all the phones.
422
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,670
No. She took all your phones.
She took our decoys.
423
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:11,151
She has no idea that none of them work.
We keep our real phones hidden.
424
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:16,397
Here. Call your parents. Call
your therapist. Knock yourself out.
425
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:21,029
But why would you do this for me?
You think I'm a total asshole.
426
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,874
No, you behave like an arsehole.
There's a difference.
427
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:33,078
Look, I know that I'm not
some Malibu therapist,
428
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:38,234
but I can guess that you're feeling scared
and a little bit homesick.
429
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:44,720
Which, in my experience, doesn't actually
make you a bad person. Just a normal one.
430
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,878
Sweet photo.
431
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,278
Is it your mum?
432
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,155
She going to come out and visit?
433
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,518
She died in a car accident when I was 11.
434
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:08,629
Oh.
435
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,035
Poppy, I'm so sorry.
436
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,317
I know you're not some
Malibu therapist, but...
437
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,716
KATE: Listen.
438
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,951

- Are you serious about getting out of here?
- Yeah.
439
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,589
Then, you're going to have to get
yourself expelled.
440
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,159
Okay.
441
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,915
"Anybody disporting themselves
in an improper manner will be proposed
442
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:54,551
- "for expulsion before the Honour Court."
- Wait. Honour Court?
443
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,870
It's like a trial in
front of the whole school
444
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:00,589
by your peers, your teachers,
the Head Girl, and Mrs Kingsley.
445
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,513
But I'm telling you, it hardly ever happens.
446
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,956
If you really want to get expelled,
you can't just rock the boat.
447
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,598
You have to drive it up onto the rocks,
448
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,274
set fire to the galley
and dance on the burning deck.
449
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,830
- You have to take it all the way.
- Aye, aye, Captain.
450
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,632
Make your calls.
451
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:25,552
Tip for best reception.
On top of the cupboard.
452
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:31,353
Hi, Ruby. I miss you.
I'm going to escape, though. I promise you.
453
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,635
You have no idea what it's like here.
454
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,073
Ew!
455
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:41,429
Who is she? Zero lip gloss upkeep,
and what's with the sweater from Target?
456
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,552
I wish you could come and rescue me.
457
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,438
She is such a romantic, Roddy.
458
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,636
Take care of Roddy for me.
459
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,512
(PHONE BEEPS)
460
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,830
You already have. Let's hit the pool.
461
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,953
(CREAKING)
462
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,474
(OWL HOOTING)
463
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:01,754
(GASPS)
464
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,353
(POPPY SHRIEKS)
465
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,397

Watch it, Wee Willie Winkie,
you'll set us all alight.
466
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,277
Now, I've had a word with the girls.
467
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,909
True, some of them took
a little more convincing than others.
468
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,753
But it's decided. We're going to help you.
469
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,877
We're your very own crack unit.
Operation Freedom.
470
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,155
- Kiki, please explain.
- Right.
471
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,196
We'll commence with an
entry-level basic favourite. 
472
00:33:30,197 --> 00:33:32,153
Just to get warmed up.
473
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,435
POPPY: It smells like pee in here.
KIKI: Does not smell like pee.
474
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,635
(GREETING IN FRENCH)
475
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:36,869
(GIRLS GREETING IN FRENCH)
476
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,599
KIKI: But it's no good
just playing the same old tricks.
477
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:43,195
Try to be as imaginative as possible.
478
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:48,673
Only do things that will get you noticed.

Vary your targets as much as you can.
479
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,673
And although we'll all be helping you,
the important thing to remember...
480
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,749
GIRL: Harriet!
481
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:57,594
KIKI: is that you have to get
the blame for everything.
482
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:58,999
Run along.
483
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,228
Speaking.
484
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,197
MR NELLIST: Headphones on, girls.
485
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,549
Come on, everybody. Don't run too fast
in your flip-flops. We'll just jump in,
486
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,837
have a quick paddle about, warm up,
then have tea and crumpets, yes?
487
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:15,037
Yes, I'm in school right now.
488
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,192
Regulation uniform.
Skirt just below the knee.
489
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:19,788
(SCOFFS)
490
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,991
Of course.
491
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:26,471
They are a simple polyester.
Sturdy and practical.
492
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:31,190
No, I have certainly not been naughty.
My disciplinary record is exemplary.
493
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,399
Are you okay?
494
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,550
SARA: Get out. Get out!
495
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,434
Please, get out.
496
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,272
(SARA WHISTLING)
497
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,116
(GIRLS READING IN FRENCH)
498
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,948
MR NELLIST: (STUTTERING) Yes,
thank you very much. That's it. Thank you.
499
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,554
KIKI: If you make enough
of a nuisance of yourself...
500
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,552
Poppy Moore!
501
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:13,713
KIKI: she will eventually bow to pressure,
and she'll have to call your father.
502
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,268
Naturally I'll call her father,
but she's had a difficult time.
503
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,112
No, Sara, please. It's all right, dear.
504
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,599
- Mr Nellist.
- Sorry.
505
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:25,312

KIKI: And then, with any luck,
she'll recommend you to the Honour Court.
506
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,558
Unbe-bloody-lievable!
507
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,790
She's got more lives than a Buddhist cat.
508
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,713
Kingsley's not even
mentioned Honour Court.
509
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,315
- I think people are starting to like her.
- HARRIET: People?
510
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,676
People can learn to get used
to rotting pig's vomit
511
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,309
- if they live with it for long enough.
- Maybe she's trying to leave.
512
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:50,075
It'd be a nightmare if she stayed.
She makes a mockery of the system.
513
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,197
She's not staying. Take it from me.
514
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:57,239
Five generations of my family
have made this school great.
515
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,995
The school motto is
scholarship, fellowship, loyalty.
516
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:06,359
Not be a slutty, whore-y shit-brain.
517
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,829
So brilliante, Harriet.
518
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,434

SARA: Mr Nellist, don't cry. Maybe a tissue.
519
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,238
MR NELLIST: (CRYING)
I can't stand her. It's driving me crazy.
520
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,869
MRS KINGSLEY: Perhaps a strong cup of tea.
I'm only sorry it can't be something stronger.
521
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,393
SARA: Cup of tea.
522
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,753
POPPY: Come on, quick.
523
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,353
(BOTH GIGGLING)
524
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:33,150
- Quick. Give me the tape. Give me the tape.
- KATE: Quick.
525
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,075
Pull the button off.
526
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,118
- Oh, my God. There's a car.
- Quick.
527
00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:55,870
Whoa! It's all right, Cerberus. Only me.
528
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,555
- Who's Cerberus?
- The dog that guards the gates of hell.
529
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:06,592
- (WHISPERING) Go, go. Get away.
- Hurry up. Or you'll disturb my girls.
530
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,998
(SNEEZING)
531
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,592
(IMITATES SNEEZING)
532
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,790
Sorry, terrible allergies.
533
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,118
(FLATULENT SOUND)
534
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:27,113
Oh, sorry. Better an empty house
than an angry tenant, right?
535
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:36,678
I don't get it. It's like you've got immunity.
Your dad's a Mafia guy or something.
536
00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:39,595
Yup. I'm the Goddaughter.
537
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,990
Whatever it is,
she's cutting you a lot of slack.
538
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:49,155
We need to up the ante. In fact,
we need to focus on her big weakness.
539
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,236
Oh, my God. You have to snog Freddie.
540
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,073
Snog? That sounds disgusting.
What is that?
541
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,709
- It's English for make out.
- Mrs Kingsley will go ballistic.
542
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:03,749
- And Harriet would have an absolute fit.
- Well, that's a definite bonus.
543
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,149
- KATE: And he'll be at the social.
- Cool.
544
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:09,152
Just remember, the point is to get caught.
545
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:10,878
All right, so, what's
the deal with the social?
546
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,871
It's the school dance on Saturday night.
547
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:17,272
Traditionally, it's fancy dress.
This year, it's Movie Magic.
548
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:22,957
But the only ones who bother to dress up
are teachers, morons, and Harriet.
549
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:27,192
I say we dress up fancy. Real fancy.
550
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,953
This mission needs to be planned precisely.
551
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,554
- Kiki?
- Okay.
552
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:38,272
Operation Freedom, part two, step one.
Attract Freddie.
553
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:42,234
Step one, subsection A, look the part.
554
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,310
Kiki, you're actually making something
quite exciting sound like physics homework.
555
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,435
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
556
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,796
Basically, we're going into town,
and we're going to get some killer outfits.
557
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,474
DRIPPY: I want something
that says, "Elegant,
558
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:57,633
"but at the same time
incredibly slutty and available."
559
00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:00,757
In fact, I'm not that
bothered about elegant.
560
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,916
POPPY: So apparently, the key is to hook
up with the headmistress' son.
561
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,356
I'll do your trick, Rubes.
Swing my hips and giggle.
562
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,431
Oh, come on, Poppy.
We're going to miss the bus.
563
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,239
Don't forget to log off now, you ninny.
564
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:34,355
Everyone, sign out. Remember you are
representatives of the school.
565
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:38,752
- Sign your own name. Come on.
- Poppy Moore. What are you wearing?
566
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:42,037
You are going into town,
not appearing in a window in Amsterdam.
567
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,270
- Change immediately.
- I don't have anything else.
568
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,591
I thought you might be quite concerned
by that attire, Matron.
569
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,956
So we had a little look-see
in lost property on our way here.
570
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,270
- Didn't we?
- We did.
571
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,592
It'll suit you.
572
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,838
Promise.
573
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:04,275
(GIRL BARKING)
574
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,554
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
575
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,074
DRIPPY: Well, that's cute.
My grandma used to have a dog just like it.
576
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,357
KIKI: Poppy, I think your jumper
is the cat's pyjamas.
577
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:24,152
BUS CONDUCTOR: Come on, girls.
In you go. Hurry up. Upstairs.
578
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:33,953
Don't push. Don't push. Plenty of room.
Come on. Here we go.
579
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,838
- Come on, Poppy! Jump!
- GIRLS: Poppy! Jump!
580
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:40,549
I can't find my sanitiser!
I can't find my sanitiser!
581
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,518
- You left it in the dorm!
- Oh, my God, no!
582
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:50,509
Ew!
583
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:51,635
GIRLS: Ew!
584
00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:57,356
(GIRLS CHATTERING)
585
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,317
Oh, my God, look.
586
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,278
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC
BLARING ON CAR STEREO)
587
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,512
(DOGS BARKING)
588
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,237
- GIRLS: Oh, hello.
- Hi.
589
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,436
Ew! Gross!
590
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,392
- Where are we going?
- To our favourite shop.
591
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:33,754
Cancer research?
592
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,912
Girls, I'm all about finding a cure,
but considering I flunked chemistry,
593
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:41,118
I don't know how much help I'm going to be.
And BTW, which, FYI, means "By the way,"
594
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:45,159
- this is supposed to be shopping time.
- We're not going to be doing the research.
595
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:48,915
This is a charity shop.
The money goes to charity.
596
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,672

Oh, I just had a heart palpitation.
597
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:54,230
You guys are so adorable,
but we need to look really hot for the social.
598
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:57,995
- So let's go hit Oxford Street.
- I take it you flunked geography, too.
599
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,868
Oxford Street is in London, my friend.
This is your lot.
600
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,632
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
601
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,638
KIKI: Josie, take that big bra off my head.
JOSIE: No!
602
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:17,636
- Hey, Kate! What about this for Ascot?
- KATE: Magnificent.
603
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,870
Is this too workaday?
604
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:25,511
Come on now, girls.
This is a serious mission. Get a move on.
605
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:29,354
Now, Poppy, how about something
like this? Fifty pence.
606
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,989
It looks like someone died in it.
I'd rather stay the Yorkshire Terrier freak.
607
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:37,119
You're a Buddhist, right?
Think of it as clothing reincarnation.
608
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,317
Honey, even Buddha wouldn't be
caught dead in half this stuff.
609
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:45,076
Still, I guess anything's possible.
Come on. Let's do this.
610
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,230
(POP SONG PLAYING)
611
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,839
(ALL WHOOP)
612
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:48,630
Unbelievable. This season Marni.
It's sophisticated, it's elegant.
613
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:50,597
- Hot to trot?
- Check.
614
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:55,236
If we could just call this stuff vintage
and add three zeros to the price tag,
615
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:56,799
I could totally get into it.
616
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,555
Perfection. Operation Freddie
is well and truly underway.
617
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,393
Malibu moment.
Remember what I taught you guys?
618
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,993
- Who are we?
- ALL: Who are we?
619
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:05,876
(CAMERA CLICKING)
620
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:10,593
MR CHRISTOPHER: I think he's down,
the Penny Black. Yes, dated pre-war.
621
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:15,310
- KATE: Really stupid ones.
- Oh, my God. It's Tom Cruise.

622
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,278
Would you like to say that any louder?
I need your help.
623
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,669
And I need a back wax
and a night with Michael Buble,
624
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:24,639
but we don't always get what we want.
Trudy, attend to the brows.
625
00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:31,315
Yorkie fan. It's a nice dog, Yorkie.
I used to have one once. Wee Phillippe.
626
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,789
Got savaged to death by a badger.
627
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:39,913
- Aren't you the souffl that didn't arise.
- Tell me about it. Okay.
628
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,436
I need these extensions taken out,
a seriously deep conditioning.
629
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:45,476
I'm thinking side bangs
with some buttery highlights,
630
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,710
and maybe a few honey tones.
631
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,679
And I'd like a night on Fireman Island,
but I'm afraid I'm whistling Dixie, okay?
632
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,716
So here's what's on offer for you.
633
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,916
- A tight perm.
- No.
634
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,719

How about this? A wee bob.
That's fun, isn't it?
635
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,597
- No.
- Okay. What about this?
636
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,033
Oh, a pineapple.
637
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,510
- Oh, Hawaii.
- No.
638
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,751
What about something
a little bit more natural?
639
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,593
- Natural?
- MR CHRISTOPHER: Aye. The real you.
640
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,914
- Natural it is.
- Radical.
641
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,719
Okay. Ladies, let's do this.
642
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,956
Oh, right now, we're gonna need
that, that, that.
643
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,350
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
644
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:36,352
Oh, no, I... Don't look at...
That's not mine. Nope.
645
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,254
Hey, Mummy.
646
00:45:38,255 --> 00:45:40,069
Two strong teas, please,
bella, pronto!
647
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,354
(BLOW DRYER WHIRRING)
648
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,874
Don't you look at me like that.
649
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,553
Nix that.
650
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,268
You ready? Okay.
651
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,269
- Et voil.
- Wow. Thank you.
652
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:57,839
You're welcome, darling.
653
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:02,152
I'm cream-crackered.
I'll lay down and have a wee satsuma.
654
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:05,118
- You look so...
- English.
655
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,590
- I look like my mom.
- Is she beautiful, too?
656
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:13,595
- She was. Very.
- Sorry. Foot-in-mouth disease.
657
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,112
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
658
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,952
- Okay. Time for the juice. Any bright ideas?
- Leave it to me. I've got a plan.
659
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:31,231
So, Susan, do you like your new office?
660
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:36,394
I don't know what's worse,

my job or that husband of mine.
661
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,031
Keith from Accounts is driving me crazy.
662
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:44,430
He wants that report
on his desk by Thursday.
663
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,670
What's the report about?
664
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,110
- Business.
- (WHISPERS) What?
665
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,670
Do you want to buy a carpet tomorrow?
666
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:59,799
Yes. After I've dropped
the kids off at the pool.
667
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,032
In my saloon car.
668
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:07,635
Two bottles of Grizinski
and one of Donmatsa, please.
669
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,669
And two Creme Eggs, please.
670
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:13,669
(SCOFFS)
671
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:18,549
Why did you order the Creme Eggs,
you idiot?
672
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,518
Why did you only get two, Drippy?
Now, we've got to quarter them.
673
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,034
- He believed us till then.
- Oh, yeah, right.

674
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:28,079
Maybe if you hadn't asked me what
Keith's report was about. Where's Poppy?
675
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:31,197
- Are you okay?
- I'm furious. Stupid Drippy.
676
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,874
I know. Never mind. Let's go.
677
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,077
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
678
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:47,111
Would you boys like a drink?
Now, anybody here? Come on.
679
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:51,919
Hello, hello.
680
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,949
Name's Nellist. Roger Nellist.
Licence to deejay.
681
00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:01,550
Gosh, you look like James Bond.
682
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:03,119
I thought you might like a fruit punch.
683
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,998
Oh, I'll have it shaken and not stirred.
684
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:14,756
OLD LADY: Why aren't you dancing? They're
all dressed up, waiting for you over there.
685
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:16,679
JANE: Mr Nellist.
686
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,988
- Harriet's coming.
- Harriet's coming.
687
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:19,877
Right, yes, yes, yes.
688
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,919
(SLOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
689
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,272
(BOYS LAUGHING)
690
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,949
Mr Darcy.
691
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:45,396
What undue pleasure it is
to be afforded your company.
692
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,597
- Hi.
- You may only call me Mrs Darcy
693
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:52,673
when you are completely,
perfectly, incandescently happy.
694
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:54,873
Okay. Cool.
695
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:58,190
Freddie, it's me.
696
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:00,998
Of course, Harriet.
697
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,036
698
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,919
KIKI: Okay, Poppy, let's get Freddie.
699
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,753
Lips, hips, hips, and butt.
700
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,153
(KATE WHOOPS)
701
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,878

(BOYS WHISTLING)
702
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,710
- Hi.
- Hello, trouble. I like your hair.
703
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:49,032
What are you doing?
This is a themed costume party,
704
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,192
not a dwarf prostitutes' convention.
705
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:55,272
I'm so sorry.
I must say that you look incredible.
706
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:59,433
You make an excellent Shrek.
This is my favourite song. Come on.
707
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,715
(HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING)
708
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,598
(MUSIC STOPS)
709
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:22,276
(HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING)
710
00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:39,912
(GIRLS WHOOPING)
711
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,192
KIKI: Yeah, go on, Poppy.
712
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:01,270
Go, girlfriend. That is entirely wicked.
713
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,873
(POPPY SHRIEKS)
714
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,033
- Hey, you okay?
- You're awesome.
715
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:18,910
Is she okay? Shall I call an ambulance?
You can be sick in my hands if you'd like.
716
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,958
She's acting like she's drunk.
She should be taken to bed.
717
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,828
- Freddie can do the honours.
- You really are a horridious piece of work.
718
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,512
Mr Darcy doesn't think so.
719
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,795
She's just a little concussed.
She just needs some air.
720
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,838
- Great idea.
- FREDDIE: Come on.
721
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,993
She's up to something.
Follow them. Report back to me.
722
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:44,232
- So, explain yourself, Miss Moore.
- "I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir,
723
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,834
"because I am not myself right now,
you see."
724
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,273
(FREDDIE CHUCKLES)
725
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:52,069
- Said Alice to the Caterpillar.
- You're right. How did you know?
726
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:56,631
I was Alice in the school play.
All boys, before you look at me weirdly.
727
00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:00,358
Hey.
728
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:04,831
You so don't need to play hard to get.
I'm totally into you.
729
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,196
Hey, come on. Calm down.
730
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:13,070
Okay. Leading lady, all-boys school,
awkward with intimacy.
731
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,276
Cards on the table. Are you gay?
732
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,395
(LAUGHS)
733
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,550
Just English.
734
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:20,995
And I am sober and sensible,
and you, my sweet friend,
735
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:24,709
are overexcited and concussed.
736
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:28,839
I go back to school tomorrow,
but I'll be back on the 18th.
737
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,036
How about I see you then?
738
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,953
- Okay.
- I'll make a deal.
739
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:37,112
No more head-fry behaviour.
I sense it might be your forte.
740
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,510
I won't fry your head
if you don't poach my heart.
741
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:43,875
Deal.
742
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,188
(CHARLOTTE CLEARS THROAT)
743
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,840
Crap. Tweedledum and Tweedledee.
744
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:51,469
Fraternizing with the girls,
Freddie Kingsley, as you are well aware,
745
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:56,998
- is not allowed.
- Poppy Moore, get back inside. Immediately.
746
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,677
- Tell Harriet.
- She won't just shoot the messenger,
747
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,910
she'll skin us alive first.
748
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,276
- Me think not.
- We think not.
749
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,958
Nice work, Kate.
750
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:23,191
So, is Operation Freddie
well and truly underway?
751
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,599
God knows. Harriet didn't come,
752
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:28,195
so it just depends on whether Tweedledum
or Tweedledee decides to tell her.
753
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:31,431
- There's nothing to worry about.
- KIKI: Clearly not. Right.
754
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,671
We're going to have to come up
with an addendum to Plan B.
755
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:38,992
Isn't it ironic how my ticket out of here
just might be the reason I want to stay?
756
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:40,991
I mean, one of the reasons, anyways.
757
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,958
Someone call Al Gore.
I think the ice queen is melting.
758
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:45,712
What an excellent night.
759
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:50,157
Eight boys have actually come up
and directly spoken to me.
760
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:53,994
Now, for all you lovers out there.
761
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,755
It's your final chance.
It's the last dance.
762
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,598
- Come on.
- GIRLS: Come on.
763
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:05,595
- DRIPPY: Last dance, everybody! Come on!
- There's something I have to tell you.
764
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:08,672
We already know. You wax your bum.
765
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:10,034
(SENTIMENTAL SONG PLAYING)
766
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:15,353
- Not quite, but similar ballpark.
- You haven't done it, have you?
767
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:22,357
No. I mean, I couldn't admit it back home,
so I kind of lied, but I'm a total nun.
768
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:25,000
Welcome to the nunnery.
769
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:27,958
GIRLS: (SINGING)
I'm loving angels instead
770
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:35,832
GIRL 1: Come on, girls. If we lose today
we're out of the championships again.
771
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,635
Perhaps you'd like
to explain last night to me. Kate?
772
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:52,431
I'm sorry.
We just got a little bit carried away.
773
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:55,512
Well, as I understand it,
Drippy got totally carried away
774
00:54:55,600 --> 00:55:00,276
by Mr Nellist and Miss Rees-Withers
after she lay in a pool of her own vomit.
775
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:05,115
Actually, it was Kate's vomit, Mrs Kingsley.
I was just lying in it.
776
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:07,829
I expect better of you two.
777
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:11,037
You know the values
we stand for at Abbey Mount.
778
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,315
And as for you, Poppy,
I don't know whether to be pleased
779
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:18,190
that you've finally made some friends here,

or furious that you've led them astray.
780
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:19,679
Dismissed.
781
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:25,871
Not you, Miss Moore.
782
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,950
I gave your father my word
that I'd try and help you,
783
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:34,113
but I'll be honest,
you're making it awfully difficult.
784
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:41,038
You're cleverer and better than this, Poppy.
Why don't you give yourself a chance? Try.
785
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:46,592
Try at something.
Show him that you can rise to the occasion.
786
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,830
Because judging by the outfits
you created last night,
787
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:52,833
when you put your mind to something,
you can do it.
788
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,070
Don't give up on yourself.
789
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:59,996
Because I haven't.
And neither has your father.
790
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:03,757
Now off you go.
791
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,430
DRIPPY: I really do feel sick.
792
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:15,397
- What did she want?

- Nothing. Just a good spa destination.
793
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:24,271
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
794
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:26,590
(GIRLS CHEERING)
795
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:30,879
Come on, guys.
796
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,031
God, I feel really vile.
797
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,032
I think I'm going to puke. Seriously, Poppy,
you're gonna have to take my place.
798
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,872
There's only seven minutes left.
799
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:46,154
(DRIPPY RETCHING)
800
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:47,878
Oh, cripes!
801
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:53,348
- Poppy can take my place.
- Don't worry, Miss Rees-Withers.
802
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,318
We'll play one man down.
We don't want to carry dead weight.
803
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,436
- No offence.
- POPPY: None taken.
804
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:01,671
But seeing as how you don't want
me playing on your team,
805
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,830
well, I'm frigging playing.
806
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,713
(HARRIET GRUNTS)
807
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:08,389
Into the bucket.
808
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,108
Josie, on the wing! Poppy, go long!
809
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:12,474
All right. Wow, okay.
810
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:16,951
Let's just pretend the ball is the last
size five pair of Manolos at Barneys.
811
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:18,189
Okay.
812
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:23,911
Let's pull it out the bag. Offence. Yeah.
Eyes on the prize. Josie, come on.
813
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,037
Eye on the prize. Oh, my God.
Okay. Josie, help!
814
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:29,236
Poppy, roll over it and pick it up!
815
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,233
POPPY: Yeah! You go, girlfriend.
816
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,436
You dunk that bitch.
You see the goal, Josie.
817
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,670
Focus, focus. Do you see the goal?
818
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,394
GIRL 1: Way to go!
819
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:59,032
And finally, in news as shocking
as the fall of the Berlin Wall,
820
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:00,792
our under-18 lacrosse team
821
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,553
has gone through to the second round
of the county championships
822
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:05,710
for the first time since 1976.
823
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:14,596
To sign up for extra practise,
please see Harriet...
824
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:19,037
My apologies.
No, it seems you should see Poppy Moore.
825
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,758
(GIRLS MURMURING)
826
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,069
(GIRLS GRUNTING)
827
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,754
POPPY: All right, people.
Choose a goal buddy.
828
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:30,072
From now on each sentence starts
with "I will," not "I want to."
829
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:34,950
I will want to saliva vomit
if we have to call each other buddy.
830
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,953
Shut up. Hit it.
I'm giving us an aggression makeover.
831
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:40,713
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
832
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,553
Go, go! Crawl, crawl, crawl!
Who is that, Kiki? Kiki!
833
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:45,517
Get it! That's okay. Pick it up, scoop it!
834
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,194
Pass it, pass it.
Come on, faster, faster, faster!
835
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:51,511
This is ridiculous.
Come on, play like you mean it, maybe try.
836
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:54,114
Call the ball. "Mine."
"I got it." "Your ball."
837
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,872
KATE: Come on, Josie.
POPPY: Josie, you're pretty good.
838
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:57,552
KATE: Josie...
POPPY: Pass the ball!
839
00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:59,916
POPPY: Go on, Kate! Go on! Shoot!
840
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:04,312
MRS KINGSLEY: Congratulations once
again to our under-18 lacrosse team
841
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:08,188
who beat Bodley Girls on Saturday, 5-2.
Well done.
842
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:14,430
POPPY: Come on, you guys!
Come on, up and together.
843
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:18,672
Come on, shake it like this, Kiki.
Come on, come on. What is this?
844
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:20,718
KATE: Go! Go! Come on, Josie!
845
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:23,952
(JOSIE GRUNTING)
846
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,869
Come on. Quicker, quicker, quicker!
847
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:37,437
- Josie, come on! Yeah!
- KATE: Kiki! Go, your ball!
848
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:38,839
POPPY: Shoot, Kiki, shoot!
849
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:40,797
MRS KINGSLEY:
And the groundbreaking news
850
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:45,317
is that Abbey Mount is through
to the lacrosse championship final.
851
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:49,196
POPPY: Dear Ruby, today's my big date
with the headmistress' son, Freddie.
852
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,555
Wish me luck, I may be out
of here before you know it.
853
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:54,108
Lover boy's waiting outside for you.
854
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:01,434
But remember,
you want someone to catch you out.
855
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:05,559
- So stay near school, and good luck.
- Thanks. Fingers crossed.
856
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:27,632
Freddie Kingsley. Nice to finally see you
when I'm not delirious or half naked.
857
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:28,869
Don't speak too soon.
858
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:32,509
And is it wrong for me to say that

I'm just a teeny bit disappointed?
859
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,478
- Come on, trouble. Let's hit the road.
- Hey, I thought maybe we could
860
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:37,630
take a romantic stroll
around the school grounds.
861
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:40,439
(LAUGHS) And get caught?
Are you out of your mind?
862
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,512
Call me old-fashioned,
but I actually do quite like living.
863
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,638
I thought you said you could drive.
864
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,188
It's not my fault
your stupid car doesn't work.
865
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:57,478
- Have you ever thought of changing gears?
- That's the car's job.
866
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:58,993
Turn right here.
867
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,799
- We drive on the left in this country.
- POPPY: Whatever.
868
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:03,916
(POP SONG PLAYING)
869
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:26,076
POPPY: And so I threw the whole lot
over the cliff.
870
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:30,433
My dad went mental, as Drippy would say.
Drippy says I was crazy,
871
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:34,354
but Kate said she would have done
exactly the same in my position.
872
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:38,035
Sorry, chattering away like this.
Feel free to shut me up.
873
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:41,715
Well, remind me
never to get on your bad side.
874
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:45,873
But the thing is,
I'm pretty sure you don't have one.
875
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:05,313
- Here you go, trouble.
- Bread and fries, that's my treat?
876
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,758
If I affect your life in no other way,
877
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:10,798
then allow me this honour,
the humble chip butty.
878
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:12,154
Here we go.
879
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:23,753
Kind of gross, but I like it.
880
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:31,358
You know, this is one of the best dates I...
881
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:37,549
The best date I've ever had.
882
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:41,189
There's something about you, Poppy Moore.
883
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:44,238
Every moment I'm with you,
I catch my breath.
884
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:49,478

(SLOW SONG PLAYING)
885
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:04,959
Clutch.
886
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:20,190
Guys. Guess what? You'll never believe it.
887
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:26,517
- What happened?
- "Dear Ruby,
888
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:29,592
"you cannot imagine
how retarded these idiots are.
889
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:33,753
"They're a bunch of ugly losers
who think a mani-pedi is a Latin greeting.
890
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:35,319
"I despise these village idiots,
891
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:38,597
"but I have to pretend to like them
so they'll help me get out of this hell hole.
892
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:42,195
"I tried doing it on my own,
and it was impossible.
893
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:48,833
"Still, they're so thick
they'll never realise.
894
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:52,913
"I'll be out of this asylum
by the end of term."
895
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:56,037
I didn't write that.
Hardly any of it, just the loser part.
896
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:58,759
- But that was weeks ago.
- Well, it's dated today.
897
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:01,115
And it's from your e-mail address.
898
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:03,919
- Where did you get it?
- It was taped to the door.
899
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:07,834
You're a seriously horridious cow.
900
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:09,638
POPPY: Come on, guys.
901
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:13,349
- You have to believe me.
- KIKI: Just forget it, okay?
902
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:17,399
- Why would you do that?
- You can't believe I actually wrote this.
903
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:21,951
All we did was to try to make
your life here happier, Poppy.
904
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,792
I thought we were friends.
905
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:26,879
(DOOR CLOSING)
906
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:35,790
POPPY: So, all I have to do is hook up
with the headmistress' son,
907
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:37,598
and it's a sure thing
that they expel me.
908
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:41,958
He's a total English dweeb.
Pretty gross but an easy target.
909
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:43,951
Give me a week, tops.
910
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:45,837

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
911
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:49,433
I can explain.
912
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:03,351
POPPY: Please, I really
need to talk to you.
913
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:05,237
Can't right now.
You know, the limo's coming in five,
914
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:06,719
and I have nada to wear.
915
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:09,075
- Where are you going?
- RUBY: Nick's house.
916
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:12,914
Not the Jimmy Choos.
They don't match, for Christ's sake.
917
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:16,117
Rubes, I just need some advice.
Something really bad has happened.
918
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:21,797
Crap. Fashion emergency.
Got to go. See you soon as.
919
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:24,314
- Love you.
- Love you more.
920
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:30,310
Sorry, Roddy. Couldn't get rid of her.
What was I saying?
921
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:36,873
- Roddy? Babe?
- No, Ruby. Still me. Babe.
922
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:41,149
(SCOFFS)
923
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,599
(SIGHING)
924
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:12,674
Shit.
925
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,751
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
926
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:16,159
Shit.
927
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:30,794
(PANTING)
928
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:46,637
(SCREAMING)
929
01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:00,280
Kate. Kate, quick. Wake up.
930
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:02,351
KATE: What's wrong now?
POPPY: I didn't mean to do it.
931
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:04,908
It was an accident. I thought I put it out.
I thought I'd stopped it.
932
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,956
I don't know what happened.
I didn't want to hurt anybody.
933
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:10,749
- Jesus, Poppy. You're a proper psycho.
- Help me get everyone up before it spreads.
934
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:14,230
KATE: Josie. Josie, get up.
Josie, there's a fire. Get up.
935
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:15,995
(FIRE ALARM RINGING)
936
01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:18,799
Fire! Fire, everyone get up!
937
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:21,952
Fire! It's a real fire! Get out of bed!
Get up, it's a fire.
938
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:24,235
This isn't a practise. You guys, get up.
939
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:26,993
Come on, darling, get up.
It's a fire, it's not a drill.
940
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:29,751
(SIRENS WAILING)
941
01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:34,559
KATE: Josie...
JOSIE: No, I'm not getting up!
942
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:36,073
KATE: Get up, we're on fire!
943
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,594
It's a real fire! Please, everybody get up!
944
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:46,751
- Phoebe Faircloff.
- Here.
945
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:48,717
- MRS KINGSLEY: Susan Casey.
- Here.
946
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,392
DRIPPY: Let me out! Let me out!
947
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:51,799
(DRIPPY BANGING ON DOOR)
948
01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:57,958
FIREMAN 1:
Check the pressure on tank three.
949
01:07:58,040 --> 01:07:59,758
FIREMAN 2: Charlie, take the first position.
950
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:02,229

- Daisy Bevin?
- DAISY: Here.
951
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:04,515
- Can't hear you, Daisy.
- Here.
952
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:11,758
Jennifer Logan.
953
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:17,434
Jennifer? Has anyone seen Drippy?
954
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:20,034
Come on, girls!
Who was the last person to see Drippy?
955
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:22,588
Freezer. Drippy's in the freezer!
956
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:24,433
MRS KINGSLEY: Poppy, come back.
957
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:27,591
- MRS KINGSLEY: Stay back, girls.
- FIREMAN 1: Stop her!
958
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:38,116
POPPY: Drippy! Drippy!
959
01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:41,388
Drippy!
960
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:48,512
GIRL 1: What's going on?
961
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:50,592
(GIRLS CHATTERING)
962
01:08:57,960 --> 01:08:59,632
(POPPY COUGHING)
963
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:15,112
MRS KINGSLEY:
You're a very foolish, very brave girl.
964
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:17,191
All right, off to the ambulance now.
965
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:19,154
FREDDIE: My God.
966
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:22,556
- What do you think happened?
- Don't know yet.
967
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:25,473
We're lucky, could've been a lot worse.
968
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:37,396
GIRL 1: Well done, Poppy.
GIRL 2: You saved us. You were brilliant.
969
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:48,437
- Hey. I believe this is yours.
- GIRL 3: Thank you.
970
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:50,954
Do you realise you could have killed her?
971
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:52,553
GIRL 4: Thank you.
Well done. Thanks, Poppy.
972
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:55,313
- You could have killed all of us.
- Didn't mean to.
973
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:58,358
I thought I'd stopped it. I swear.
974
01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:01,876
I don't understand.
I heard footsteps, and then I put it out.
975
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:05,953
I was just so upset at everything,
and I wish I hadn't done it.
976
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:10,519
I really wish you hadn't done it, too.
977
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,349

(SIGHING)
978
01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:18,591
MRS KINGSLEY: Someone here knows
exactly what happened last night.
979
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:24,076
What we're clear on is
that this fire was no accident.
980
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:28,919
If you have the sense to own up,
no legal charges will be filed.
981
01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:32,996
If not, it will be passed on
to the local authorities.
982
01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:37,830
You have until the end of the day
to come forward.
983
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:11,596
POPPY: Dear Freddie,
how can I begin to say I'm sorry?
984
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:16,959
You are good and honest and true,
and, well, I'm the opposite.
985
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:20,953
But I'm learning.
So now I'm going to do the right thing.
986
01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:22,758
And if it means I have to leave here,
987
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:27,152
I just want you to know,
I promise you I never wrote that e-mail.
988
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:31,152
For a moment there, yeah,
you were my ticket out of here.
989
01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:33,435
But then I got to know you.
990
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:36,956
I have never felt this way before
about anyone
991
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:39,508
and I really need you to know that.
992
01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:42,719
(EXHALES)
993
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:48,874
MRS KINGSLEY: Come in.
994
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:52,436
Oh, what can I do for you, Poppy?
995
01:11:57,440 --> 01:12:00,358
It's what I used to start it.
996
01:12:00,359 --> 01:12:03,276
It was an accident,
and I thought I put it out.
997
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:07,592
But I guess not. Obviously not.
998
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:09,238
Oh, Poppy.
999
01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:14,353
You realise what this means, don't you?
1000
01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:19,748
- Will I be expelled?
- The Honour Court will decide,
1001
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:24,516
but I suspect you'll understand
that it's just a formality at this point.
1002
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:29,720
The weird thing is
I really did try to turn it around.
1003
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:34,715
I didn't want to disappoint you.

I'm so sorry.
1004
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:39,432
I'm so sorry, too, Poppy.
1005
01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:45,955
Do you think maybe
you could give this to Freddie for me?
1006
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:02,438
I told her it was me.
1007
01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:05,114
I'm going to the Honour Court,
and then I'll be leaving.
1008
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:07,555
So, this is for you.
1009
01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:13,078
Well done. You finally got what you wanted.
You must be overjoyed.
1010
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:17,756
- I couldn't be more unhappy.
- Please. Give it a rest.
1011
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:56,794
POPPY: Mom?
1012
01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:25,394
- Hey, I've been looking for you.
- Hi.
1013
01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:30,877
- So you backed out of our deal.
- What deal?
1014
01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:34,714
- That you won't fry my head.
- Yeah.
1015
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:37,234
(SNIFFLING) But you poached my heart.
1016
01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:40,198
Hey. Come on.

1017
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:46,589
What if it doesn't have a moral?
Or says Alice.
1018
01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:50,593
I think I just fell down the rabbit hole
and found it.
1019
01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:51,829
Look.
1020
01:14:55,640 --> 01:15:00,589
- She looks exactly like you.
- Yeah. She was my mom.
1021
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:04,434
She went to this school. I didn't even know.
1022
01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:14,631
Well, guess it's time to face the music now.
1023
01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:26,557
(GIRLS ARGUING)
1024
01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:29,679
Josie, I'm never wrong.
When am I ever wrong?
1025
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:30,988
You're wrong when we did
the math challenge.
1026
01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:35,551
Hey! She's confessed.
She's going to Honour Court this afternoon.
1027
01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:38,074
- That's brave.
- And really stupid.
1028
01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:40,116
Because guess what I've discovered.
1029
01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:45,870
It is with great regret and sadness
that we call the Honour Court to session.

1030
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:52,675
The e-mails were sent 11:40 in the morning.
But according to Drippy,
1031
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:56,036
Poppy left the computer room
a few minutes after 11:00.
1032
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:59,317
I got my 11:00 Wagon Wheel,
then I went to tell her Freddie was waiting.
1033
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:00,913
She left immediately.
1034
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,992
I was able to access the keystroke order
of the root file
1035
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:06,719
to find out
who else was logged on there then.
1036
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:11,396
- And guess who the only other person was?
- Who?
1037
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:14,553
It will henceforth be our job to objectively
1038
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:18,474
and dispassionately ascertain
what happened that fateful night
1039
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:23,680
that will hence to forth long blight
the memory of this proud institution.
1040
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:26,912
And when you think about it,
Poppy would never say "term."
1041
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,752
She calls it a bloody samosa or something.
1042
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:32,879

- "Semester."
- Whatever. Anyway, to check the reality,
1043
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:36,396
I had a sneaky look
in her diary for Friday's entry.
1044
01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:39,040
KATE: Don't do that.
DRIPPY: Shut up and listen.
1045
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:46,635
"I think, deep breath, I kind of love them
like proper friends I've known forever.
1046
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:49,678
"They've made me say words
like "horridious" and "herbal."
1047
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:53,116
"Which is sort of whack, and I'd probably
hate them if I wasn't one of them.
1048
01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:55,919
"But I like that I am now one of them."
1049
01:16:58,040 --> 01:17:01,112
Apart from some
atrocious spelling mistakes,
1050
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:04,954
it's all a bit more kosher, don't you think?
1051
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:08,077
And now she's going to get thrown out.
1052
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:10,871
It is your duty
1053
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:14,919
to understand the dark forces
that drove a seemingly...
1054
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:18,231
Harriet? May I remind you
that the Honour Court
1055
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:20,515
is no place
for your personal grandstanding,
1056
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:22,670
and that Poppy has a right to speak
in her own defence
1057
01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:25,274
before the Court as a whole
passes judgement?
1058
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:27,396
Thank you, Mrs Kingsley.
1059
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:33,198
I won't insult everybody
by trying to defend myself or my actions.
1060
01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:44,838
So, I think it's safe to say that
I've really messed up.
1061
01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:50,472
And I apologise profusely.
But I'm also so grateful to you all.
1062
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:54,600
I tried really hard to
get out of this school,
1063
01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:58,559
and only now do I realise
just how much I want to stay.
1064
01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:04,997
I've learnt so much being here.
Being with all of you.
1065
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:09,073
And in some ways being with my mom,
1066
01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:13,631
who I found out was actually a student here.
1067
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:16,029
I've had a hole in my heart for five years,
1068
01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:21,752
and somehow being here,
it slowly started to heal.
1069
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:25,913
I know I may have looked
like a California girl,
1070
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:30,278
but in my heart I've discovered
that I really am an Abbey Mount girl.
1071
01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:36,469
Objection! Sustained.
1072
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:39,518
The court will heretofore disregard
the previous statement
1073
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:43,115
and perhaps heretofore
we can begin the real business.
1074
01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:45,760
Can you tell us, in your own words,
1075
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:48,149
where were you
on the aforementioned evening of...
1076
01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:51,277
Honestly, Harriet.
Who else's words do you expect her to use?
1077
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:56,832
- Just leave this to me.
- Right. Sustained.
1078
01:18:56,920 --> 01:19:00,595
Poppy, were you in the cook's sitting room
on the night of the fire?
1079
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:02,796
Yes, I was.
1080
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:06,111
- Were you there with permission?

- No. I was not.
1081
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:13,038
- Quiet, please. Silence in court.
- Did you intend on starting a fire?
1082
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:15,315
- Not really.
- Objection!
1083
01:19:15,400 --> 01:19:19,154
- Does the defendant mean yes or no?
- Harriet.
1084
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:22,391
It means no,
I had no intention of actually doing it.
1085
01:19:22,480 --> 01:19:26,359
- Was anyone else with you?
- Not as far as I know.
1086
01:19:26,440 --> 01:19:27,919
I was.
1087
01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:30,234
I was.
1088
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:32,595
- I was.
- I was.
1089
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:34,910
- GIRL 1: I was.
- I was.
1090
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,319
- I was.
- GIRL 2: I was.
1091
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:37,469
GIRLS: I was.
1092
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:40,074
- I was.
- GIRLS: I was.
1093
01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:43,118
Objection! Stop! Order!
1094
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:44,679
- I was.
- HARRIET: Stop it!
1095
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:46,432
- GIRL 3: (WHISPERS) Come on.
- I was.
1096
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:52,270
This is ridiculous!
What are you all doing? You're lying.
1097
01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:56,114
- They're lying, Mrs Kingsley.
- Harriet, you're going down, biatch.
1098
01:19:56,200 --> 01:20:00,159
This is a conspiracy.
You can't expel the whole year,
1099
01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:05,792
- and they know that.
- Be quiet, Harriet! Sit down, everyone.
1100
01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:10,556
It's a black-and-white case.
She has to be expelled.
1101
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:15,475
The girl set fire to the school,
endangering all our precious lives.
1102
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:20,236
She walked in there, lighter at the ready,
and tried to burn the place down.
1103
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,550
- Lighter?
- Not now, Jane.
1104
01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:26,394
- Have respect for court protocol.
- What lighter, Harriet?
1105
01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:29,438

Jesus, Charlotte,
how daft can you possibly be?
1106
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:35,157
That ridiculous "I heart LA" lighter of hers.
She left it behind, for God's sakes.
1107
01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:41,634
Except, how do you know that, Harriet?
No one's mentioned a lighter before.
1108
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:44,393
What? Yes, they have.
1109
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:50,394
- Objection.
- Actually, Harriet, they haven't.
1110
01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:56,191
I have to second Jane's question, Harriet.
How did you know about that lighter?
1111
01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:59,110
HARRIET: Well, I...
1112
01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:02,078
Freddie found the lighter
before anyone saw it.
1113
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:06,756
How could you possibly know unless...
Unless you were there?
1114
01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:12,037
This is absurd. I refuse to sit
here and listen to these wild...
1115
01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:17,069
I had put it out. And I heard footsteps.
It must have been you.
1116
01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:20,038
Oh, my God.
You restarted the fire, didn't you?
1117
01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:22,793
- Harriet, is this true?
- Of course not.
1118
01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:27,795
It all makes sense now. I knew it.
I think I'm innocent.
1119
01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:30,075
- We think so, too.
- You're not!
1120
01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:31,593
You awful bitch!
1121
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:34,831
You've turned this school upside down.
You've ruined everything.
1122
01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:38,196
You started it.
I only finished what you started!
1123
01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:42,432
Harriet? My office, now.
1124
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:44,552
(HARRIET GASPING)
1125
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:00,718
(GIRLS CHEERING)
1126
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:06,310
Okay, suckers, show time.
Let's open a can of whoop-ass.
1127
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:07,594
(GIRLS CHANTING)
1128
01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:09,159
POPPY: You can do it.
1129
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:14,716
GIRL 1: Let's go, Abbey Mount!
1130
01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:18,638
Come on, girls.
1131
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:22,478

GIRL 2: Take it. Come on!
1132
01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:27,039
(WHISTLES)
1133
01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:31,317
Come on, guys.
We can bring it back. Let's go.
1134
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:38,195
POPPY: You got it!
1135
01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:42,157
- Mrs Kingsley?
- Oh, Mr Moore, you made it.
1136
01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:43,912
- GERRY: Yes, I did.
- Please, come and take a seat.
1137
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:46,036
- Did I miss much?
- No, not at all.
1138
01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:51,317
- Where's Poppy?
- She's right there.
1139
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:17,797
She's the spitting image of her mother,
isn't she?
1140
01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:21,310
She most certainly is.
1141
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:28,637
Come on, Abbey Mount!
Take it out there. Come on.
1142
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:30,593
(SHOUTING)
1143
01:23:42,360 --> 01:23:44,430
Come on, Abbey Mount. Let's go!
1144
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:45,873
(REFEREE WHISTLING)
1145
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:49,350
GIRLS: Two, four, six, eight
Stowe girls are really great.
1146
01:23:51,920 --> 01:23:55,959
I don't know. You're trying really hard.
It's just great, great, great.
1147
01:23:56,040 --> 01:23:59,032
STOWE COACH: We're two-nil up.
They've got no possession whatsoever.
1148
01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:00,712
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
1149
01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:06,079
All right, ladies.
There's only one thing for it. Let's go.
1150
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:08,869
Who are we?
1151
01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:10,279
- Abbey Mount!
- GIRLS: Abbey Mount!
1152
01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:11,395
POPPY: Who are we?
1153
01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:12,708
- Abbey Mount!
- GIRLS: Abbey Mount!
1154
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:13,869
POPPY: What are we?
1155
01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:18,511
A leading single-sex school
admitting boarders at age 11.
1156
01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:20,795
Wrong! We're winners!
1157
01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:23,072
(FAST UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1158
01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:25,116
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
1159
01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:54,878
- GIRL 1: Come on!
- Pass it, Poppy!
1160
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:04,395
Come along, girls. Well done.
1161
01:25:12,480 --> 01:25:14,710
- Abbey Mount.
- GIRLS: Abbey Mount.
1162
01:25:17,600 --> 01:25:19,556
GIRL 2: Pass to Poppy, quick.
1163
01:25:23,680 --> 01:25:24,908
Come on, Poppy.
1164
01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:27,438
(GIRLS GRUNTING)
1165
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,116
This is our last chance.
Let's make it count!
1166
01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:54,235
Kiki!
1167
01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:56,348
Drippy!
1168
01:25:56,440 --> 01:26:00,228
Why would you pass it to me? Oh, my God.
Okay. Somebody, help me.
1169
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:04,871
Where is everyone? Who do I pass it to?
Jane! Jane! Where are you?
1170
01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:06,234
(GROANS)
1171
01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:10,157
(SCREAMING)
1172
01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:13,672
(REFEREE WHISTLING)
1173
01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:24,871
- Yes!
- They did it, they did it! Yes!
1174
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:27,758
I told you, you could do it. I told you.
1175
01:26:36,440 --> 01:26:37,589
GERRY: Poppy.
1176
01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:45,431
Dad? My dad! My dad!
What are you doing here?
1177
01:26:45,520 --> 01:26:49,957
Mrs Kingsley called.
She told me you found out about Mom.
1178
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:51,519
Why didn't you just tell me, Dad?
1179
01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:55,354
I'm sorry, Poppy.
I thought it might make you too sad.
1180
01:26:55,440 --> 01:27:00,036
I did know that you needed to breathe
a different kind of air, though.
1181
01:27:00,120 --> 01:27:02,031
Did I do the right thing?
1182
01:27:02,120 --> 01:27:05,351
You did. Did you know Mom
was captain of the lacrosse team?
1183
01:27:05,440 --> 01:27:06,509
Yes.
1184
01:27:08,040 --> 01:27:13,433
And I also know that she is
incredibly proud of you right now.
1185
01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:15,708
As am I.
1186
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:25,720
Daddy, put your back into it.
1187
01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:29,588
- Harriet. We think you forgot this.
- Harriet. We think you forgot this.
1188
01:27:29,680 --> 01:27:31,477
Methinks so, too.
1189
01:27:33,080 --> 01:27:34,149
Mummy!
1190
01:27:34,840 --> 01:27:36,796
1191
01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:39,673
GIRLS: Who are we?
1192
01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:01,393
Fire!
1193
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:43,794
(SIGHS)
1194
01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:45,798
Major bloody SULA.
1195
01:28:49,760 --> 01:28:51,716
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1196
01:28:55,320 --> 01:28:58,312
- Who's Ruby?
- (SCOFFS) Nobody.
1197
01:28:59,240 --> 01:29:01,629
Just some horridious cow I used to know.
1198
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:12,433
- Can't do it.
- No way!
1199
01:29:12,520 --> 01:29:14,351
You're completely insane.
1200
01:29:14,440 --> 01:29:16,351
- Are you guys ready?
- KATE: No.
1201
01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:17,869
One.
1202
01:29:17,960 --> 01:29:19,313
- Two, three.
- GIRLS: Two, three.
1203
01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:20,958
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
1204
01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:20,589
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Everyone, help yourselves!

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Kate? See to it she falls in line.

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to get out of this school, Poppy?

not stirring your tea.

00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,951

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<i>Only do things that will get you noticed.</i>

00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:25,312

00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,434

00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,672

- Oh, my God. It's Tom Cruise.

00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,719

I don't know what's worse,

- Oh, yeah, right.

00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,878

that you've finally made some friends here,

- What did she want?

And is it wrong for me to say that

01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:49,478

01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:45,837

01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:02,229

01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,349

I didn't want to disappoint you.

Hey. Come on.

that we call the Honour Court to session.

01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:32,879

- Were you there with permission?

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