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A New Cottage

$725-million update puts 124-year-old


Cottage Hospital near top of list of countrys
best hospitals, p. 5
The Way It Was
William Goulds press on Olive Mill Road
was once the center of Montecitos olive
oil industry, p. 18
On Entertainment
Academy Award nominee Demin Bichir joins
five others in SBIFF Friday night Virtuosos
Award ceremony, p. 28
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COMMUNITY CALENDAR, P. 10 CALENDAR OF EVENTS, P. 32 GUIDE TO MONTECITO EATERIES, P. 34
It was really dipping our toes in
the waters, or the Seine, says
Montecito resident and nascent
filmmaker Julia Louis-Dreyfus as
she and husband, comic Brad
Hall, unspool Picture Paris at
SBIFF, p.6
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cast of 35 as Music of
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Matt Middlebrook,
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(full story on page 6)
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5 Editorial
Bob Hazard takes a tour of the newly rebuilt, better-than-ever Cottage Hospital
6 Montecito Miscellany
Julia Louis-Dreyfus and husband team up; Tipper Gore at Filmanthropic Event; Richard
lends his voice; Karen Byers is SBYCs Woman of the Year; Wine Bistro hosts American Wine
Society; Flying A exhibition; Royal Philharmonic impresses; Cowsill family documentary; My
Fair Lady shines; Beverlye Hyman Fead debuts flm; La La La Human Steps; Kate Middletons
new title
8 Letters to the Editor
Ernest Salomon discusses healthcare; Shelley Scott recommends TimberSIL; Katie Ingram
admires Ms Rachow; Leslie Nelson plans a lunch at Luckys
10 Community Calendar
Valentines crafts at Montecito Library; art exhibit at MAI; Music of the Night at SBHS; Atlantis
flm screening; Summer For Kids opens playroom; Valentine art at Porch; documentary
screening; War of 1812 commemoration; food drive at MUS; MERRAG meets; New Yorker
discussion group; Father-Daughter Dance at MUS; Festival of Hearts; Unity Shoppe tea
fundraiser
Tide Guide
Handy guide to assist readers in determining when to take that walk or run on the beach
11 Coming & Going
Four talented SBHS students direct a cast of 35 in Music of the Night, an entirely student-
produced show
12 Village Beat
Norovirus outbreak; MPC ofcers elected; Festival of Hearts; MFPD visits Montecito Library;
Marla Frederick lectures; Westmont track event; SBIFF spotlight
14 Seen Around Town
Mother-daughter event at Saks; Ira Glass speaks at UCSB; St. Cecilia Society tea
18 The Way It Was
Te rise and fall (and rise again) of the fruit of civilization in Santa Barbara
19 n.o.t.e.s. from downtown
A touching excerpt from Mr. Alexanders sleep diary
25 Our Living Heritage
Santa Barbara Missions European design infuences
26 Sheriffs Blotter
Hedges cause neighbor dispute on La Vuelta; teens rescued from ridge in Alisal Ranch
28 On Entertainment
Te Artists Jean Dujardin, Bridesmaids Paul Feig and A Better Lifes Demin Bichir head to
SBIFF; Cinesonic features music-related flms
29 State Street Spin
SB Yacht Clubs Commodore Ball; theatre happenings; Cielito opens in La Arcada
32 Calendar of Events
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Alliances Kinsis; sandwich face-of at Whole Foods; Ensemble Teatre presents Te 39 Steps;
SonneBlauma Danscz Teatre Adapt Festival; ALO returns; Joan Rivers at Chumash
34 Guide to Montecito Eateries
Te most complete, up-to-date, comprehensive listing of all individually owned Montecito
restaurants, cofee houses, bakeries, gelaterias, and hangouts; some in Santa Barbara,
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35 Movie Showtimes
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37 Local Business Directory
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38 Classifed Advertising
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ottage Hospital its a great place
to visit but I hope I never have
to stay there. On February 12,
the new $725 million Cottage Hospital
will open its doors to patients and to the
physicians and surgeons serving the
people of Montecito and the tri-County
area. The new hospital will unveil a
new standard of clinical excellence and
compassionate care. It will also aid our
community in attracting better doctors,
enticed by a state-of-the-art acute care
hospital.
I recently had the pleasure of going on
a pre-opening tour of the new Cottage
Hospital by its President and CEO
Ron Werft, who also chairs the Board
of the California Hospital Association.
We were accompanied by Gretchen
Milligan, Chair of the Board for the
not-for-profit Cottage Health System.
Their leadership team is proof positive
that excellence is never an accident; it
is always the result of intelligent effort
and hard work.
The original Cottage Hospital was founded in 1888, when 50 Santa Barbara
women agreed that the community needed a hospital. In 1913, Cottage expand-
ed to 35 beds. Today, Cottage Hospital offers 337 spacious rooms, all single
occupancy with computerized beds that weigh the patient, translate conversa-
tions into 31 languages and contain computer controls to access 40 flat-screen
TVs. Another added value-added amenity is room service, where patients
can order meals from a menu when they are hungry, reducing food waste.
Today, Cottage Hospital admits more than 18,000 patients, services an addi-
tional 41,000 in its emergency room and delivers more than 2,400 new babies
each year. It is renowned for its Neuroscience Institute, its Level II trauma cen-
ter, its Center for Advanced Imaging, its Childrens Hospital, its Rehabilitation
Hospital and its MacDougall Eye Center. The addition of three new patient
pavilions, including one named in honor of Leslie Ridley-Tree, adds 370,000-sq-
ft to the existing hospital footprint of 480,000-sq-ft.
Operating Suites. Twelve spacious state-of-the-art operating suites are
bathed in green light for easier reading of diagnostic and imaging monitors,
while sterilized surgical instruments are whisked to the operating rooms from
germ-free rooms on the floor below. Minimally invasive and robotic surgical
Editorial by Bob Hazard
Mr. Hazard is an Associate Editor of this paper and a former president of
Birnam Wood Golf Club
The newly rebuilt Cottage Hospital that boasts 337 single-occupancy rooms, a helipad that provides
direct air ambulance access, and a River of Life flowing through the interior courtyard, among many
other features
Leslie Ridley-Tree with Ron Werft at the dedica-
tion and ribbon-cutting ceremony, celebrating the
almost-reopened Cottage Hospital (Photo: Glenn
Dubock/Cottage Health System)
EDITORIAL Page 274
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Richard covered the Royal Family for Britains Daily Mirror and Daily Mail before moving to New York
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magazines Intelligencer. He continues to make regular appearances on CBS, ABC, and CNN, and
moved to Montecito four years ago.
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Paris, which she co-produced
with her director husband, Brad Hall,
has whet her appetite for more joint
works.
It was really great fun, Julia, 51,
tells me. Brad wrote an incredibly
enticing script.
It was a ton of work, but it was nice
to be utterly in control.
It no doubt helped that Julias father
was a French attorney and the couple
have visited the City of Light innu-
merable times over the years.
The half-hour short, about a subur-
ban mother planning a life changing
trip to the French capital after suffer-
ing empty nest syndrome when her
son leaves for college, took just eight
days to shoot.
We had a great French crew and
shot all over the place, including the
Louvre and near Notre Dame. It was
really dipping our toes in the waters,
or the Seine, in this case.
The project, which just premiered at
the Santa Barbara International Film
Festival, has encouraged the tony two-
some to do more co-productions and
Brad is working on another script for
just that.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus brings Picture Paris to SBIFF, a
film she co-produced with husband, Brad Hall
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there in bed before you forget it!
jokes Brad, 53, who has been married
to Julia for 25 years after they both
worked on the long-running NBC
show, Saturday Night Live.
Julia, who has had tremendous TV
success with shows like Seinfeld and
The New Adventures of Old Christine,
launches her new HBO comedy series
Veep, written by award-winning
Scottish writer Armando Iannucci,
about a female vice president, in April.
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Tipper Hits the Town
Despite having lived in our rarefied
enclave for nearly two years, sightings
of Tipper Gore, ex-wife of former vice
president Al Gore, like the Scarlet
Pimpernel, are few and far between.
But Tipper, who moved into a six-
bedroom, 6,500-sq-ft $8.7 million
manse, just a tiaras toss or two from
the San Ysidro Ranch, as I exclusively
revealed in this illustrious organ, was
front and center at A Filmanthropic
Event for the Casa Esperanza
Homeless Center and Community
Kitchen at the new Greek nosheteria,
Petros, which coincided with the 27th
annual film fests first night, just across
the road at the
Arlington, with
Diane Keaton and
Kevin Kline, the
co-stars of Darling
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It was so nice
of her to turn
up for us, says
Mike Foley, the
charitys execu-
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fest director, Roger Durling, mayor
Helene Schneider, and Jelinda and
Barry DeVorzon, a former Oscar nom-
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The 200 guests helped raise around
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Tipper, she says she loves reading
Montecito Miscellany.
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taste!...
Vocal Steps
It wont win an award, but the
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called on my vocal prowess again for
its production of the Tony-winning
Broadway comedy The 39 Steps,
which opens at the Alhecama Theatre
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A rare sighting of
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our answer to Donna Handys
letter (Let Them Die? MJ #
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of how Americas healthcare system
doesnt work. Whether you like it or
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people in this country are paying
the healthcare costs of over 55
million uninsured and their families.
Seventy thousand people in Santa
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mandates the uninsured to get health
insurance. I guess they would rather
keep carrying the uninsured on their
backs. The rest of us pay for all of it
(your free market at work).
Our healthcare system is one of the
worst in the industrialized world and
that includes high infant mortality,
and yet we spend more per capita on
it than any country in the entire world!
The only health service that we are the
best in the world in is rescue care,
thanks to what we have learned in
our continuing insane wars. If you get
to a trauma center with the worst of
the worst medical problem, chances
are better in the U.S. than in any
other country that they will pull you
through.
The for-profit health insurance
business is the enemy of all sick
Americans. Germany has one of the
finest healthcare systems in the entire
world with for-profit docs and hospi-
tals, but their health insurance com-
panies are non-profit. We are the only
industrialized country in the world
where if you lose a job that gives
you health insurance, you also lose
your health insurance and have to
go to COBRA (Editors note: so-named
via the Consolidated Omnibus Budget
Reconciliation Act), which is unafford-
able for most working people, let
alone those that are jobless. COBRA is
aptly named. It is truly a snake.
In Japan, people carry a credit-card-
sized health card that any doctor in
any city in Japan can stick into a
computer and get your entire health
record, even when you are in another
city.
Health insurance in all other indus-
trialized countries is government-
mandated, affordable, and in most
cases, people in those countries are
healthier and live longer than we do.
Look at the numbers.
My wife was treated in Austria
some years ago for a broken nose after
a fall. The ambulance that carried us
was much more comfortable and bet-
ter than the trucks we have here. The
hospital service was excellent and the
cost was minimal. An ambulance from
where I live off Alston to Cottage is
over $1,500! The ambulances are hor-
rible.
The healthcare system is no more
free market as you claim it is than
the rest of the businesses in this coun-
try. If you really believe that we live
in a free market country, then you
are not as knowledgeable as I know
you to be.
I will be happy to debate the free
market issue with you anytime and
anywhere!
Regards,
Ernest Salomon
Montecito
(Editors note: Thank you for your
note, Ernie, but it baffles me that folks
as perceptive as you put words in my
mouth that I never uttered or in this
case, wrote. You write that The health-
care system is no more free market as
you claim it is than the rest of the busi-
nesses in this country. Please find in my
response where I claim that. I dont. I
merely state that a free-market solution
would be preferable to what is about to be
implemented. As for the rest of it, that we
apparently dont live in a free market
country, well, you are probably correct
at this point, as all these mandates, regu-
lations, stipulations, requirements and
other burdens placed upon small busi-
nesses make it impossible to operate freely.
A situation that I believe is detrimental to
the future of our country. J.B.)
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Has it escaped your notice, that of
all the high-profile politicians, celeb-
rities, and wealthy business persons
who proudly proclaim they should be
paying more in federal income taxes,
that absolutely none of them actually
do pay more in income taxes?
Not Obama, not Biden, not Pelosi,
not Sean Penn, not Matt Damon, not
Jane Fonda, not Warren Buffet, not
Bill Gates, and not Mark Cuban.
Dont you think that if any of these
distinguished folks had paid more
in income taxes, that we would have
heard about it?
My suggestion to these and other
conscience-stricken, loftier-than-thou
individuals is, that if you truly believe
you should be paying more in income
taxes, write a bigger check. Otherwise,
shut up! Youre blowing it for the rest
of us who believe the federal govern-
ment has an unequal, unbalanced,
unmitigated, unrestrained, and unre-
lenting approach to squandering our
money.
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Montecito
(Editors note: You are right on the
money. Obama and his spin meisters have
won this round, as nearly everyone is talk-
ing about the rich paying more and virtu-
ally no one is zeroing in on the out-of-
control governmental spending that con-
tinues unabated. The President has pulled
off the ultimate magic trick: Concentrate
on my right hand and pay no attention to
what my left hand is doing. J.B.)

The Good Grace
of Ms Rachow
I have read obituaries, as you have.
I have been asked to write a few.
Grace Rachow, however, seemed to
raise someone from the dead, if you
will pardon the concept, with her
vivid descriptions, her memories,
and with her lively and varied use
of the English language to give lov-
ing recognition to an inspiring man
(Coup De Grace No Magumba! MJ
# 18/3).
I did not know Sam Alfano. Now I
wish I had. Perhaps that is the job of
good obits. Thank you for including
this wonderful memorial in this issue,
and for Ms Rachows increasing my
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critical frst 72 hours following an event.
The mutual self-help organization serves
Montecitos residents with the guidance
and support of the Montecito Fire, Water
and Sanitary Districts. This month: Disaster
Psychology; the psychological impact of a
disaster on rescuers and victims, and how
to provide psychological frst aid.
When: 10 am
Where: Montecito Fire Station,
595 San Ysidro Road
Info: Geri, 969-2537
Discussion Group
A group gathers to discuss The New
Yorker
When: 7:30 pm to 9 pm
Where: Montecito Library,
1469 East Valley Road
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 10
Father-Daughter Dance
Montecito Union School hosts annual
dance; daughters can bring their fathers or
other special adult
When: 6 pm to 8 pm
Where: 385 San Ysidro Road
Cost: $25 per person
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 11
Friendship Centers 13th Annual
Festival of Hearts
Its Fiesta in February! Don your
Fiesta best and enjoy Heart-Art, wine,
luncheon, live and silent auctions and live
entertainment. All proceeds from the event
support Friendship Centers H.E.A.R.T.
(Help Elders At Risk Today) Program,
subsidizing the cost of adult day services
for low-income aging and dependent
adults and their families.
When: 11:30 am to 2:30 pm
Where: Fess Parkers Doubletree Resort,
Reagan Room, 633 E. Cabrillo Blvd.
Tickets: $100 per person, available online:
www.friendshipcentersb.org
SUNDAY FEBRUARY 12
Uni-Tea Garden Party
Author, actress and musician Mara
Purl will be the guest speaker during
an afternoon of tea, refreshments and
entertainment to beneft The Unity Shoppe.
The fundraiser will be held at La Casa
Nichita, former home of Fernand Lungren,
an early American artist. Included in the
festivities will be a tour of the historic home
and grounds, and an award given for best
hat worn to the event.
When: 2 to 5 pm
Cost: $70 for sponsorship, which includes
Limousine and Vintage Car rides to and
from the event MJ
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 4
Valentine Art Show
Porch will be hosting their fourth annual
Valentines art show. Titled love
2
, the
show will feature a series of work by
various local artists.
Amidst the fowing champagne, tasty love
bites and seductive music, Barnaby
Conrad will be center stage signing his
most recent book, 101 Best Sex Scenes
Ever Written, an erotic romp through
literature for writers and readers.
When: 5 pm to 8 pm
Where: 3823 Santa Claus Lane in
Carpinteria
Cost: free
SUNDAY FEBRUARY 5
Film Screening
Laguna Blanca alumni Adam Pesce
and Danielle Robinsons documentary
Splinters premiered this year at the
Tribeca Film Festival and was named Best
Documentary in the 2011 Surfer Poll at
Surfer Magazine. They sold it to Snag
Films and ESPN and it has been selected
as part of the documentary lineup for
SBIFF.
When: 5 pm
Where: Metro 4 Theatre, 618 State St.
Info and Tickets: www.sbiff.org
THURSDAY FEBRUARY 9
Food Drive at MUS
To beneft Unity Shoppe, donations can
be left in the schools parking lot. Items
needed include baby food, cereal, pasta,
peanut butter, rice, soup and canned
goods.
Where: 385 San Ysidro Road
MERRAG Meeting and Training
Network of trained volunteers that work
and/or live in the Montecito area prepare
to respond to community disaster during
THURSDAY FEBRUARY 2
Valentine Craft
Create valentines with love and glue from
a kaleidoscope of paper hearts, stars,
fowers and leaves; open to all ages
When: 2 to 5 pm
Where: Montecito Library,
1469 East Valley Road
Info: Jody Thomas, 969-5063
Art Exhibit
Montecito Aesthetic Institute presents
Art Series #4, featuring art from Laguna
Blanca Lower Campus students. Light
appetizers and refreshments provided.
When: 5 pm to 7 pm
Where: 1150 H Coast Village Road
Info: 565-5700
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 3
Music of the Night
Four SBHS student directors-
choreographers-producers-performers
corral a cast of 35 high-school students for
the twelfth annual Music of the Night, to be
held at Santa Barbara Highs theater.
McKenna Mender, Claire
Patterson, Savanna Jordan,
and Clayton Barry have put
together a night of upbeat songs,
dances, and ensemble numbers from
Broadway shows such as Beauty And
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by Kelly Mahan
Montecito Tide Chart
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Thurs, Feb 2
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Fri, Feb 3
5:43 AM 4.8 01:19 PM -0.1 07:50 PM 3.1
Sat, Feb 4
12:18 AM 2.1 6:25 AM 5.1 01:49 PM -0.5 08:13 PM 3.4
Sun, Feb 5
12:59 AM 1.8 7:04 AM 5.3 02:17 PM -0.7 08:36 PM 3.6
Mon, Feb 6
1:38 AM 1.6 7:41 AM 5.6 02:46 PM -0.8 09:02 PM 3.9
Tues, Feb 7
2:18 AM 1.3 8:19 AM 5.6 03:16 PM -0.9 09:29 PM 4.1
Wed, Feb 8
2:59 AM 1 8:58 AM 5.5 03:46 PM -0.7 010:00 PM 4.3
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3:42 AM 0.8 9:39 AM 5.2 04:17 PM -0.5 010:32 PM 4.6
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SATURDAY FEBRUARY 4
Playroom Grand
Opening
Summer For Kids childrens
store has renovated and
added a playroom; a
grand opening featuring
refreshments, decorating,
and crafts will be held
When: 11 am
Where: 1235 Coast
Village Road
Info: www.summerforkids.
com
TUESDAY FEBRUARY 7
War on the Water
Commemoration
Maritime Museum commemorates the
Bicentennial of the War of 1812 with
paintings by Hans Skalagard.
The artist will display 25 oil paintings
in the exhibition; refreshments will be
served.
When: 5:30 pm to 7 pm
Where: Santa Barbara Maritime Museum, 113 Harbor Way
Cost: Opening Reception: free, Exhibition: free with museum admission
RSVP: 962-8404 ext. 115
The Beast (Be Our Guest), How To
Succeed In Business Without Really
Trying (Brotherhood Of Man), The
Producers (Springtime For Hitler)
19 exciting numbers in all. An extra
added attraction will be Allison
Lewis singing I Dreamed A Dream
solo, but then the entire evening
should be considered an extra added
attraction that no family, no student
from elementary school to post-graduate
college types, and no one over the age
of 21 should miss, as Santa Barbaras
most talented take to the stage.
When: 7 pm, February 3, 4, 9, 10, & 11
Where: Santa Barbara High School,
700 E. Anapamu Street
Cost: $5 students; $10 adults
Info: 805-966-9101, ext. 220
Atlantis Screening
The Santa Barbara International Film
Festival will be showing ex-Montecito
Union student Matt Ornsteins flm,
Atlantis, which he wrote and directed.
The flm, about the fnal space shuttle
launch, will also be shown to the MUS
upper school students on Thursday at 2
pm.
When: 10:20 am
Where: Metro 4 Theatre,
618 State St.
Info and Tickets: www.sbiff.org
2 9 February 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 11
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t is another Saturday evening and
the kids look tired. Tired, but
hugely satisfed that their Santa
Barbara High School production of
Music of the Night is coming together.
Four student producers-directors-
choreographers-performers SBHS
seniors McKenna Mender, Savanna
Jordan, Claire Patterson, and SBHS
junior Clayton Barry head up a cast
of at least 35 singers and dancers in this
entirely student-produced-designed-
and-funded production.
All of us, notes Clayton dur-
ing a break in rehearsal, have been
involved in the theater department
since we were freshmen. Although
this is his first year directing, as it is
for Claire, Savanna and McKenna are
taking their second turn as directors.
Weve all been around for the whole
time, Clayton adds, so we were
kind of groomed into theater.
As the four of them join me for this
interview on a bare stage in the high-
school theater, the enthusiastic (and
really hard-working) cast continues
dancing, singing, and rehearsing their
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M
ontecitos retirement
community, Casa Dorinda,
is back to normal operations
this week after the 289-resident
facility was hit with an outbreak of
the Norovirus last week, according to
Casas Associate Director for Health
Services, Vicky MacGregor.
The first case was reported in Casa
Dorindas nursing facility, to which
staff immediately quarantined the
medical center, MacGregor said.
Thirteen cases were ultimately report-
ed at the nursing facility, with nine
additional cases being reported in the
independent living section of Casa
Dorinda. We assume a visitor to the
nursing facility brought the virus in,
MacGregor said. After we realized
what it was, it was a fast and furious
containment.
Norovirus is strain of viruses that
cause gastrointestinal sickness includ-
ing diarrhea, stomach pain and vom-
iting. It is spread human to human
through contaminated food or water,
or by touching contaminated surfaces,
according to the Center for Disease
Control website. MacGregor explained
the virus is common in areas where
people are in close contact for long
periods of time, such as a cruise ship.
Casa Dorinda staff has alerted
Santa Barbara County Public Health
Department, as well as the Health
Department in Oxnard, of the out-
break. MacGregor said several schools
in the Santa Barbara area have had
outbreaks as well.
Casa Dorindas activity programs
are now up-and-running as usual; the
fitness classes and group activities
were canceled all last week and on
Monday, January 30. As of Tuesday,
January 31, those activities have
resumed after a four- day period of
no illness complaints. We are being
vigilant about spreading this virus,
MacGregor said.
The CDC recommends practicing
proper hand washing techniques and
disinfecting surfaces to help prevent
catching Norovirus. Those who have
been infected should avoid prepar-
ing food for others while they have
symptoms, as well as for three days
after. Clothing of infected individu-
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New MPC Officers
At the first hearing of the new year,
Montecito Planning Commission met
last Wednesday, January 25, to elect a
new chair, vice chair and second vice
chair. Sue Burrows, who has been
on the commission since 2007, was
elected as chair, while Dan Eidelson
and Claire Gottsdanker were elected
as first and second vice chairs, respec-
tively.
Our goal, as always, is to enhance
and maintain the semi-rural nature
of Montecito, Burrows told us at an
interview earlier this week. We sat
down with both Burrows and Eidelson
to discuss the role Montecito Planning
Commission holds in Montecito land
use and planning.
MPC was first established in 2001,
ten years after an attempt to incor-
porate Montecito as its own city. At
that time, Montecito land use issues
were heard by the Santa Barbara
County Planning Commission. Bob
Meghreblian and other Montecito
residents formed a group to look into
forming a separate planning commis-
sion and architectural review board
solely for Montecito. After consulting
with then First District Supervisor
Naomi Schwartz and her staff, the
Board of Supervisors granted approval
for a Montecito Planning Commission
and Montecito Board of Architectural
Review for a two-year trial period.
Since then MPC and MBAR have
helped shape the village feel of
Montecito, ensuring projects and
builders adhere to the Montecito
Community Plan, says Eidelson. He
explained that the establishment of
MPC ensures that Montecito projects
are looked at by a group of Montecito-
minded people, who understand and
implement the Community Plan.
All of the commissioners are keenly
aware of what goes on in our com-
munity, Eidelson said. He added that
the Montecito Planning Commission
allows for a community forum as well
as an opportunity for vigilance in
keeping Montecito semi-rural.
Burrows, who is only the second
female chair Joan Wells was the
first when the MPC was established
has held several positions in the
County, including first vice president
of the Montecito Association, presi-
dent of the Womens League of Voters,
vice president of Citizens Planning
Association, and co-president of
Wildlife Care Network. She has lived
in Montecito since 1970; her children
attended local schools.
Eidelson, a former MA president,
has lived in Montecito the past 26
years, and was part of the original
group of people who helped establish
the MPC. He has also held several local
positions, including president of the
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and board member of Montecito Fire
Protection District.
Montecito Planning Commission is
expected to revisit several key plan-
ning issues in the next couple of
months, including Montecitos sign
ordinance and a possible extension of
the permits for the Miramar project.
Other commissioners include Michael
Phillips, who has sat on the board
since its inception, and Jack Overall,
last years chair.
Burrows and Eidelson agree that
the MPC would not be as success-
ful as it has been if not for the work
of the Montecito Association, as
well as input from the public. We
encourage citizens to come out and
comment at our hearings. That way
we are not working in a vacuum,
Burrows said. The duo agrees that
while MPC takes MAs comments
and input into account, the Montecito
Planning Commission is not an exten-
sion of the Montecito Association. The
Association acts as an advocacy group,
while MPC is a decision-making body.
While we always consider what they
say, we must be a separate body and
consider all feedback. She adds, We
do have the same interests at heart.
Both groups are formed by unpaid
volunteers.
In addition to planning and land
use, Montecito Planning Commission
has jurisdiction over zoning admin-
istration. The Commission meets the
third Wednesday of the month at 9
am. For more information visit www.
sbcountyplanning.org/boards/pc/
mpc.cfm.
Friendship Center
Festival of Hearts
Fiesta is coming early this year!
Friendship Centers popular February
event is a Valentines Fiesta for its 13th
annual Festival of Hearts. Saturday,
February 11, the Reagan Room at Fess
Parkers Doubletree Resort will be
transformed with Fiesta-style decora-
tions, Latin music, and a Valentine lun-
cheon featuring Latin food. The event
raises funds to benefit the HEART
(Help Elders At Risk Today) program,
which sponsors Friendship Center
members who otherwise would not
be able to afford to attend the daily
programs. As always, the event fea-
tures Valentine-themed shopping, and
both live and silent auctions. Over 200
people are expected to attend.
At the heart of this popular fiesta
are the papier-mch hearts donated
by local celebrities, noteworthy art-
ists and students from Dos Pueblos,
Santa Barbara and Bishop Diego High
Schools as well as Westmont College.
This year, Casa Dorinda residents also
donated decorated hearts; the effort
was headed up by Activities Director
Heidi Artman. Crane Country Day
School has also participated, with
some Crane students adopting
Friendship Center as recipient of their
community service project. The stu-
dents, led by teacher Janey Cohen,
have decorated and donated hearts.
Each guest at the event is given a heart
as a favor, while some are auctioned
off in a silent auction.
The live auction features week-
end stays at InterContinental hotels,
a five-day desert getaway to Palm
Springs, a themed dinner at a Mission
Canyon home, wine tasting tours, and
lunches with local elected officials
including First District Supervisor
Salud Carbajal and Mayor Helene
Schneider, among other offerings.
Local artists participating include
Steven Gilbar, Jeff Bridges, Stacie
Bouffard, Ginny Speirs, Nancy
Murdock and Jim Dow, among doz-
ens of others. The event is headed up
by development coordinator Justine
Sutton, heart wrangler Sharon
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Eidelson as
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with 200 moms and daughters
(12 to 18 years old) having a
blast at the Mother Daughter Night
hosted by Parentclick.com and Saks,
benefting the Scholarship Foundation
of Santa Barbara. Ten percent of all
purchases for the evening went to the
Foundation.
This was an evening for teens and
tweens to experiment in finding their
own age-appropriate style. There
were rotating mini-classes in cosmet-
ics, skin care routines and manners.
Dolce Salon and Allure Salon did the
hair care and styling. The teens could
experiment at the lip bar or with fra-
grance layering. For memories, there
was a photo booth and goody bags
were handed out.
One of the highlights was the fash-
ion show with seventh- and eighth-
grade models from the National
Charity League (NCL) who are called
Ticktockers. These girls are mem-
bers all through junior high and high
school learning the value of volunteer-
ing with the encouragement of their
moms. Saks marketing and PR person,
Kristi Marks, commentated the show
revealing fashion trends. Orange is
the hot color this spring. It can be
put with purple, hot pink or yellow.
Some call it tangerine tango, but thats
plain old orange. Tropical brights are
in. The little black dress has turned
into the little bright dress. Lots of
garden florals; black and white is still
around, highlighted with lace. Maxi
skirts are back. Bold colored denim for
jeans and still animal prints. Kristi
reminded us of Armanis quote, The
difference between style and fashion
is quality. And remember, models
come in all sizes.
In between festivities there was
wine, mocktails and appetizers. The
event was the work of Kristi Marks
and ParentClick.com founder, Rachael
Steidle.
As a new mom, Rachael was moti-
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Mother
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Rachael
Steidl and
Kristi Marks,
Saks market-
ing and PR
person
Ashley Oakes
having her
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by Chamise
Morgenrath
from Dolce
Salon
National
Charity League
models
Lauren Seigel,
Amanda Hayes
and Siena
Speirs show-
ing off their
brightly col-
ored fashion
pieces
Mom Charlotte Gullap-Moore with daughter,
Ciara, enjoying the Saks event and shopping
together
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from birth to 18 years. There are more
than 40,000 members and growing.
Rachaels girls are now teens and
she teamed with Saks last year for
a bonding night for all moms and
daughters. The event will return in
2013.
Reinventing Radio
UCSB Arts & Lectures filled
Campbell Hall to the brim with fans
of Ira Glass. Now Im one too. The
evening was billed as Reinventing
Radio: An Evening with Ira Glass. It
was almost an evening without him.
Miller McCune Executive Director
Celesta Billeci told the audience,
Due to weather he missed his con-
nection in Los Angeles and had to rent
a car and drive here so well be start-
ing a few minutes late.
Ira is host and creator of the public
radio show, This American Life. The
show premiered on Chicagos public
radio station WBRZ in 1995 and is
now heard on more than 500 public
stations each week with more than 1.7
million listeners. Most of the time, the
podcast is the most popular mode of
listening in America. The program has
won the highest honors for broadcast-
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ing and journalistic excellence, includ-
ing several Peabody and duPont-
Columbia awards. Obviously Glass is
doing something right.
You could tell from his performance
that he is completely passionate about
his job. My parents tried until I was
forty to get me to be a doctor, Ira told
us. Theyve finally given up. Glass is
not only a journalist, but also a sto-
ryteller par excellence. He explained
how he keeps the audience engaged
by moving the story forward, so they
feel compelled to stay tuned.
Ira began his career as an intern at
National Public Radios (NPR) net-
work headquarters in Washington,
D.C. in 1978 at age 19. In time, he held
nearly every kind of production job
there was at NPR.
Glass mixed audio clips of select
stories from his radio show and com-
bined his narration with pre-taped
quotes and music. Those of us who
are dating ourselves by admitting we
grew up on radio, remember how
exciting it was because we had to use
our imaginations. There were decod-
er rings to send for and Glass has
done that, plus temporary tattoos and
paint-by-numbers sets.
To get a story, Glass remembered
one time when he went aboard an air-
craft carrier that was sending planes to
bomb Afghanistan. As he said, There
are five thousand people aboard to
keep eighty pilots in the air. The aver-
age age is twenty-one. It reminded
me of a giant nuclear armed college
dorm.
Even though Iras day had begun
at 4 am, he came to the private recep-
tion for the Producers Circle mem-
bers at Mosher Alumni House and
made himself available for photo ops
with all his fans. Some of those fans
were Gordon and Sheila Morrell,
Kath Lavidge, Andre Yew, Catherine
Lloyd and Michael Hayes, and Kim
Phillips.
Arts & Lectures has something for
everyone. Check out their winter 2012
program at www.ArtsAndLectures.
UCSB.edu.
The St. Cecilia Society
Though its always been a secu-
lar organization, the founders of St.
Cecilia Society chose the Patron Saint
of Music to name their group because
they were all musicians. This was back
in 1891, making it the oldest charitable
organization in Santa Barbara. These
ladies formed a small orchestra and
gave benefit concerts to raise funds
to assist patients at the new Cottage
Hospital. Now, we once again have a
new Cottage Hospital.
Today there are no musicals, but
never has there ever been any paid
staff in the over 100 years. Twelve
members of the board of directors do
the work throughout the year. They
are Tish Gainey, Debby Ciambrone,
Ann Conway, Sallie Coughlin, Mary
Garton, Susan Johnson, Ladeen
Miller, Charlene Nagel, Nikki
Rickard, Heidi Rose, Marianne
Sprague and Sigrid Toye. They
underwrite an annual tea to thank
members and recruit new ones. All
Saints by-the-Sea Episcopal Church
generously lends their facilities to the
group for the tea. This is where I met
up with them.
There is an old song called Cecilia,
Youre Breaking My Heart. But in
this case they are healing hearts by
providing funds for unmet medical
and dental expenses of the less fortu-
nate Santa Barbara County residents.
The amounts vary from as little as
$15 to meet a co-pay to several thou-
sand, excluding catastrophic expens-
es. Cases are referred to St. Cecilia
and when accepted, they pay only the
health provider, usually negotiating
a smaller fee. This years case inves-
tigator Nikki Rickard reviewed over
200 cases, submitting 127cases to the
board that approved 101, costing a
total of about $150,000.
President Tish Gainey brought the
120
th
annual meeting to order. Guest
speakers were Bonnie Campbell, who
is COO of Santa Barbara Neighborhood
Clinics, and Quynh Nguyen, dental
director at the Eastside Family Dental
Clinic. Both spoke of heartfelt healing
stories because of St. Cecilia Society.
The group has come a long way from
their original Gibson Girl attire with
horses and carriages to cell phones and
computers, but they are still helping
many lives. Membership is open to all
and your help is most welcome. Have
a look at www.stceciliasociety.org. MJ
Miller McCune
executive direc-
tor Celesta Billeci
with the guest
speaker and host
of Public Radio
Internationals This
American Life, Ira
Glass, chairman of
the advisory board
for KCLU Gordon
Morrell, and
general manager
of KCLU Mary D.
Olson
St. Cecilia tea
speakers Quynh
Nguyen and
Bonnie Campbell
with president
Tish Gainey at All
Saints-by-the-Sea
Co-Chairs of the St.
Cecilia tea Sigrid
Toye and Charlene
Nagel, with trea-
surer Mary Garton
(center)
Kim Phillips,
Michael Hayes
and Ira Glass
at the post
reception
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Last season I played an offstage role
as a London record producer dealing
with a bickering classical quartet in
Opus, but in the new show, directed by
Jamie Torcellini, who played in last
seasons hit, The Mystery of Irma Vep, I
am cast as a BBC news reader updat-
ing the public on the fugitive at large
in the engaging, fast-paced whodunit.
Taping took place at the Victoria
Hall Theater and, despite the odd flub
over the English pronunciation of the
word moustache, all went smoothly.
I leave you, dear readers, to judge
when you catch the show, featuring
four highly skilled actors playing
140 characters, which runs through
February 19...
Bestowal to Byers
Karen Byers is the Santa Barbara
Yacht Clubs new Woman of the Year.
Karen, whose husband Jack is
the maritime meccas Junior Staff
Commodore, was awarded the pres-
tigious trophy by Kathleen Yabsley,
the previous recipient, at the clubs
installation lunch.
The award is given for volunteering
and supporting the historic 140-year-
old club and its members, particularly
women.
It was all kept very secret, says
Karen, who owns a construction com-
pany with Jack. It was a little over-
whelming when I heard my name. I
was absolutely speechless, but it was
a wonderful surprise.
She is always there to help, no
matter what the job, enthuses fellow
member Trish Davis. She has always
given one hundred and fifty percent.
Brava!...
No Whiners Here
The new chapter of the American
Wine Society in Santa Barbara County
descended on the Pierre Lafond Wine
Bistro in the Upper Village to check
out a rare collection of pinot noirs.
Wine aficionado Santa Barbara-
based Jacky Lopez, a former hotelier,
who founded the chapter six months
ago, says the monthly meetings are all
about wine education and enjoyment.
Some people might think of a
wine-tasting group as a snooty bunch
of cork dorks, discussing terroir and
hints of brambles, says Jacky. While
wine snobbery is plenty good for jokes
on TV, its terrible for you, your wine
and your wine tasting friends.
Wine clubs should bring people
together, not set them apart.
Ill drink to that...
Flying A
Before Hollywood became a world-
wide brand associated with movies
and celebrities, the American Film
Manufacturing Company, known as
the Flying A due to its winged logo,
was churning out scores of black and
white silent films.
After the Chicago-based company
relocated its western unit to our Eden
by the Beach, by 1915 they had built
the countrys largest studio with some
of the fledgling industrys top direc-
tors, actors and writers.
From historic adobes to magnificent
mansions, sandy beaches to mountain
peaks, the cameras of the Flying A
cranked out more than 950 westerns,
dramas and comedies.
That amazing legacy is wonder-
fully on show at the Santa Barbara
Historical Museum with its colorful,
artifact packed Dan Calderon-curated
exhibition, The Flying A: Silent Film
in Santa Barbara, which opened with
a reception and talk by Dana Driskel,
studio professor of film and media
studies at UCSB.
The studio, which operated until
1921, was also a training ground for
major talent, with Allan Dwan going
on to direct Douglas Fairbanks in the
1922 version of Robin Hood and John
Wayne in 1949s Sands of Iwo Jima. In
1939, Victor Fleming directed Gone
with the Wind and The Wizard of Oz.
The exhibition, which runs through
August 19 and marks the studios cen-
tennial, has a number of highlights,
including original movie posters, a
Bell & Howell motion picture camera
and four digitized Flying A films play-
ing in the Sala Wall Theater...
Rousing Royals
Londons Royal Philharmonic
Orchestra, under the baton of Swiss
conductor Charles Dutoit, wowed the
Granada with a concert of melody and
majesty, part of CAMAs International
Series.
Kicking off the sold-out show with
Kodalys Dances of Galanta, a
quintessentially Hungarian folk piece,
the 65-year-old orchestra, making its
eighth visit to our tony town since
1963, ended the first half with Liszts
Piano Concerto No. 2 in A Major, beau-
tifully played by French keyboardist
SBYCs new Woman of the Year, Karen Byers, with
her husband, Jack
Jacky
Lopez,
director
of the
American
Wine
Societys
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MISCELLANy Page 314
MISCELLANy (Continued from page 7)
2 9 February 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 18 The Voice of the Village
I
n ancient times, olives provided
the essential fat in the diet of the
peoples of the Mediterranean
regions. Olives were considered to
be the fruit of civilization, and the
ancients measured wealth by the
number of olive trees one owned.
Cutting down olive trees was a serious
crime as well as an offense against the
goddess Athena who, according to
Classical Mythology, created the tree
for her namesake city.
The ancients used the oil in food
preparation, as a skin cleanser, medi-
cine, a base for scent, and fuel for
lighting. An olive branch became a
symbol for peace, wisdom and victory.
Olympian athletes were crowned with
olive wreaths and amphoras of olive
oil were given as prizes at athletic
events.
Records indicate that olive trees
have been cultivated at least since
5,000 B.C. Olive trees are incredibly
hardy, often surviving years of neglect
and abuse and even fire. Scientists
believe the oldest olive tree in the
world, which resides on the island of
Crete, is 2,000-5,000 years old.
Mission Olives
When the Spanish colonized the
new world, they brought the fruit
of civilization with them. In 1769,
Father Serra brought olive seeds to
Alta California as part of the Portola
Expeditions campaign to establish
missions, presidios and pueblos so
Spain could solidify its claim to the
territory. The seeds were planted at
Mission San Diego. Later, cuttings
from these trees established olive
orchards at subsequent missions.
In 1803, Father Lasun, president
of the missions, noted, In some mis-
sions they have begun to harvest
olives; and at San Diego, they have
already made some very good olive
oil. Like in the southern climates
of the world, olive oil in Spanish
California was the foundation of
cooking and was used as fuel for
lighting sanctuary lamps.
Soon after 1811, when the Mexican
Revolution for independence from
Spain began, Californias missions
began trading with ships from other
countries. Besides the hide and tallow
trade, olive oil provided a basis for
acquiring needed supplies. In 1827,
the French navigator Duhaut-Cilly
visited Mission Santa Barbara and
found that among its various orchard
trees there were fine olive trees that
shaded straight paths.
After final secularization of 1832-33,
when Mexico stripped the missions of
their lands and power, mission farms
and orchards fell into ruin. By the
time Captain George Simpson of the
Hudson Bay Company visited in 1842,
he found, however, that despite years
of neglect, whole avenues of olive
trees had survived though their fruit
littered the ground. Nineteen years
later, William H. Brewer, a member of
a Yale scientific expedition, saw the
results of further degradation. The
palm trees are dead, he wrote, and
the olive and fig trees are dilapidated
and broken.
Renaissance
When Jules Emile Goux arrived
in Santa Barbara in the early 1850s
from Lyon, France, he was hired by
his countrymen, the Abadie Brothers,
as a bookkeeper before opening his
own grocery store. Together with
Albert Packard, he established new
olive orchards and by 1865 there were
a number of acres in Santa Barbara
devoted to its culture. It was a small
beginning.
Though Goux would remain
involved in horticultural pursuits in
Santa Barbara, it was a descendent
of William Penns colony, Ellwood
Cooper, who would revive and pro-
mote olive culture in Santa Barbara
and California. Cooper and his wife
visited Santa Barbara in 1868 search-
ing for a new way of life. Impressed
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two Noticias, El Mirasol:
From Swan to Albatross
and Santa Barbara
Grocers, for the Santa
Barbara Historical Society.
WAy IT WAS Page 224
The remains of the Mission olive orchard circa 1890 (Photo courtesy of Santa Barbara Historical
Museum)
Olive pickers at Ellwood Coopers Ranch in Goleta (Photo courtesy of Santa Barbara Historical Museum)
Ellwood Cooper in his olive orchard, the remains of which can be seen in isolated trees on the north-
west side of Ellwood Mesa (Photo courtesy of Santa Barbara Historical Museum)
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T
he few times that I was forced
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my kingdom for a translator, but I
understood him perfectly when he
wrote: O sleep! O gentle sleep! Natures
soft nurse.
I used to sleep like a baby, which
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through the night without getting up
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I fall asleep rather easily but after a
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counting sheep, hypnotic imaging,
reading The Life and Times of Spiro
T. Agnew, drinking warm milk, guz-
zling room temperature cabernet sau-
vignon from the wrong side of a glass
while standing on one leg, but nothing
works. The following is a journal of a
typical night for me lately:
Okay, Im wide awake; it must be
time to get up and go to work. Nope,
its only two am No problem, Ill
just close my eyes and think of some-
thing pleasant.
Not that pleasant. Besides, shell
wide-awake. Go into the living room
and read. Stay out of the kitchen,
Tubby. Okay the Sees Candy isnt
legally in the kitchen, its in the dining
room, but I shouldnt. Maybe just one
piece. Okay, just one more because I
ate all my broccoli at dinner. Okay, just
one more because... I ate all my broc-
coli at dinner.
Dont look at the clock. Three
oclock? I said dont look! Man, Ive
got more energy than a cup of coffee
smoking ginseng. I could run a mara-
thon right now. Okay, maybe not a
marathon but I could run around the
block. Okay, maybe not around the
entire block but my point is, Im wired.
This book stinks. How come this
hack has fifty-two books published
and I cant even get an agent to look at
mine? I might as well go back to bed.
Dont look at the clock. Dont look at
the clock. Four-thirty-two? My God,
I need a twelve-step program. Hi,
my name is Jim Alexander and Im a
clock-watcher.
Damn, Loras stolen all the covers
again. No problem, just get under the
sheet and settle down. Think of some-
thing enjoyable. Im the shortstop for
the Los Angeles Dodgers. Thats right,
a fifty-eight-year-old shortstop. Its
not impossible. Ive still got skills. I
need an older teammate to relate to
so make Billy Crystal the second base-
man. No, wait, Billys five years older
than me. No one will pay attention
to a fifty-eight-year-old shortstop if
theres a sixty-three-year-old second
baseman.
My leg itches. So, scratch it. I am
scratching it. How come I cant feel it?
I cant feel my leg! Wait, thats Loras
leg Im scratching. Okay, settle down.
Im a fifty-eight-year-old shortstop for
the Dodgers and Billy Crystal is the
batboy.
The suns coming up. Go ahead and
look at the clock. No, I dont want to
now. Get up and make your lunch for
work. Jeez, Im full of P & V. Make
coffee. Better make it decaf, Im hyper
enough. Brush your teeth. Try brush-
ing your teeth and peeing simultane-
ously. Holy mackerel, I do still have
skills.
Okay, time to go to work. Suddenly
Im exhausted. I could curl up and
snooze right on the hardwood floor.
O sleep! O gentle sleep! Natures soft
nurse. MJ
never agree to it and I think were out
of whipped cream. Think of some-
thing else as long as its not the mort-
gage payment or work.
I said not work, Dummy!
Dont look at the clock. I read recent-
ly that checking the clock every fifteen
minutes just adds anxiety to the prob-
lem. Dont do it. 2:02. Its only been
two minutes?
Calm down. Close your eyes and
relax. I think its working. Yep, Im
drifting off. Whats this lump on my
stomach? A tumor? Oh, my, God, can-
cer? Nope, false alarm. Its an M&M.
Dont look at the clock. Dont!
Really, only 2:04? Try counting sheep.
One... two... three... that sheep looked
more like a dog... four... five... six, Im
six hundred dollars short on my mort-
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High Time for y Redo
I read with interest the Journals
recent articles on the proposed
Montecito YMCA remodel. The Y
is the only facility of its kind in
Montecito, and has made a major
difference in quality of life for my
three school-age children. Although
it is a wonderful town in most ways,
Montecito is not particularly pedes-
trian- or bike-friendly, and kids here
do not have the same measure of
independence they do elsewhere.
Fortunately, our Y provides an anti-
dote to those problems.
However, the Montecito facility is
in dire need of a major overhaul. It
was built in the 1960s, and no sig-
nificant improvements have occurred
since that time. Aesthetically, the
buildings are literally cinderblock
bunkers (granted, with red tile roofs).
Functionally, they reflect the YMCAs
attempt to keep pace with the times
without the square footage or finan-
cial means to do so. (Take, for exam-
ple, the added open air weight
room consisting of a tarp for a roof,
over an outdoor cement patio.)
It seems surprising that the afflu-
ent community of Montecito has a
YMCA that pales in comparison to
those of its neighbors. Thanks to my
own kids swim team competitions,
I have visited every YMCA within
an hours drive. Without exception,
Montecitos facility is older, shabbier,
and less functional than any other
YMCA on the Central Coast. If this is
news to you, stop by for a tour some
time. The Montecito Y welcomes visi-
tors and would be happy to show
you the existing buildings, as well as
the remodel plans.
The YMCAs goals are well known:
family fitness, youth sports, child-
care, and community service. The
remodel is entirely planned around
these goals, such as the construction
of a basketball-volleyball gym (care-
fully situated in the ravine below San
Ysidro Road to minimize bulk and
height), enlarged exercise rooms, and
the addition of an indoor heated pool.
A renovated childcare building will
house preschool and daycare classes,
and the entire project is designed for
green LEED certification. Traffic
and noise have been studied by out-
side experts, and designed for mini-
mal impact.
It is not an overstatement to say
that the Montecito YMCA represents
the best of Montecito as a commu-
nity. As such, it deserves our full
support. It is one of the rare places
where people from all walks of life
can come together, contribute, and
strive toward a common purpose.
Stop by any morning and take a look
around. You will not only see people
sweating on exercise bicycles, but
also soccer moms practicing yoga,
octogenarians taking dance classes,
and toddlers learning how to swim.
The Y is an entirely volunteer-run,
nonprofit organization. Its remodel
will be entirely funded by donor
contributions, large and small. When
the time comes for the funding cam-
paign, I hope your readers will con-
sider supporting and investing in the
Ys effort to improve both its own
facilities, and Montecito at large.
Mark Coffin
Montecito
Sodom & Gomorrah
Re-visited
This next election will be the most
important one in our lifetimes. A
choice will be made as to the direc-
tion our country will follow an enti-
tlement-welfare state or a merit-based
society as this debt-fueled con-
sumer nightmare finally implodes.
Christine Lagarde, head of IMF, has
now warned of a downward spiral
not seen since the Great Depression
in the 1930s. Im surprised its taken
so long.
I attend a monthly gathering of
really terrific people, all liberals,
called The Love Grid. Its known
that Im the only anti-Obama person
in their midst. Before our most recent
meeting, I had watched an unfamiliar
Woody Allen classic flick from 1975
called Love & Death. It contained this
gem which I shared later that evening
with the group:
Human Beings are divided into
mind & body. The mind embraces
poetry and philosophy. But the body
has all the fun! This produced great
laughs when I read it, because theres
truth behind this particular yin-yang
joke, and people recognized it.
The theme was called Sacred
Economics, and approximately 50
people sat in a large round circle in a
lovely environment where its safe to
express ones opinions, although we
dont need to agree with any of them.
I have been attending monthly for
over a year, and have experienced my
heart-space expanding as I practiced
non-judgmental active listening.
I jumped into the discussion toward
the end, after declaring myself to be
an independent who has a body to
carry around her brain. As I spoke
spontaneously, not having a specific
agenda, since it was coming direct-
ly from the gut where the light
resides, and not from the head where
the ego rules. I found myself remem-
bering what Charlie Munger had
written years ago before the height
of the bubble in a Berkshire share-
holders letter which was leaked to a
popular business blog I frequented.
The excerpt I found unforgetta-
ble was: We are living through the
strangest period of time in all the
human history of the world, compa-
rable only to the biblical era of Sodom
& Gomorrah. Mr. Munger lamented
that the brightest of the bright are
not being schooled to become doc-
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tors or engineers, but simply pushing
little bits of paper around, not creat-
ing anything of value, in Wall Street.
Whenever I go sailing along Santa
Barbara wharf and see the largest
yacht belonging to this gentleman,
I remember his words. While Mr.
Munger may not be as famous as his
business partner of many decades,
Warren Buffett, I believe Mr. Munger
to be the wiser of the two.
The Occupy Wall Street et al have
their equation totally wrong. Its not
about the top 1% (who happen to
pay 40% of all the taxes) we should
be concerned about, but try focusing
on the 47% of American workers who
have absolutely no skin in the game,
contributing zip to the economy. The
goal of the Democratic Party is to
raise this dependent segment of our
population to 60%, ergo eliminating
any political challenge to the status
quo.
Instead of a welfare-entitlement
society similar to Greece whose gov-
ernment loves to redistribute other
peoples money, we have a chance to
vote for a merit-based society repre-
sented by the other extreme of the yin-
yang dichotomy the Republicans
who want nothing less than freedom
and opportunity via education, hard
work, risk-taking and some luck.
Unfortunately, this choice is very
Darwinian, having a Can-Do spirit
of the yang (above the neck chakras)
energy, which tends to be highly
competitive, bold, aggressive and
sometimes ruthless (w/o heart). Its
an unfair match compared with its
gentler counterpart, the ying (below
the belt chakras) energy, generally
called the collective. Its all about
people and relationships: compliant,
highly cooperative, focusing on the
disenfranchised, an inability to say
no, and consumed with guilt feel-
ings should they have more than
someone else. Since theres very little
ego development, theres no trace of
autonomy either. This is catnip for
the do-gooders of the world.
Leslie Nelson
Santa Barbara
P.S. Rick Perrys departure from
the presidential race means that Ive
lost my wager with the MJ editor
and owe him lunch at Luckys. Perry
actually had the best record of man-
aging the 13
th
largest world economy
in size, 2nd largest state, with boom-
ing jobs and growth. We lost out on
the best of all the candidates. People
usually get what they deserve.
President Newt anyone?
(Editors note: Mitch Daniels was our
number-one choice for president, but we
believe Mitt Romney will ultimately be
the Republican candidate and that he
will make a fine president. Im looking
forward to my free lunch! J.B.) MJ
2 9 February 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 22 The Voice of the Village
WAy IT WAS (Continued from page 18)
by the hardy olive orchards of the mis-
sion, Cooper believed he had found a
path to his future. He was convinced,
he wrote in his memoirs, that there
was a great opening for the olive
industry in California.
The Coopers purchased a part of
Rancho Dos Pueblos and established
their ranch in 1870. He planted cut-
tings from the missions of Santa
Barbara, San Fernando, San Diego,
and Tajiguas Ranch. After several
years he had 12,500 trees and had
built a mill. His bottles of oil featured
a label that depicted a dove clutching
an olive branch in its beak as it flew
toward Noahs Ark.
Cooper worked tirelessly to pro-
mote olive culture. Two who took up
the call were brothers Alston and Ben
Hayne who had come to Montecito
in 1868. By the 1880s they had estab-
lished a nursery of olive saplings from
cuttings from the Santa Barbara mis-
sion. In 1884, Alston planted 5,000
young trees below Mission Santa
Ynez. When that proved profitable,
others joined in, including William
P. Gould of Montecito who hired the
brothers to plant olive trees on his
ranch lands in Santa Ynez.
Another customer was Alden M.
Boyd. In 1885 he hired the Haynes to
plant 10,000 trees on his Rancho Los
Olivos. He established an olive press
and pickling vats on Alamo Pintado
Creek.
The Santa Barbara Morning Press
gave a boost to olive cultivation when
it revealed, An olive grove is a bet-
ter inheritance than a life insurance
policy and much cheaper. A grove of
10 acres of seven-year-old trees will
produce a net annual income of not
less than $2,500.
An 1887 article in the San Jose Times
helped promote the industry as well.
Intelligent and educated natives of
Southern Europe the reporter wrote,
have no relish for butter, regarding
dairy products generally as unclean
and only fit for semi-barbarous people
for food. But the olive they regard as
correspondent to purity and mental
cultivation. (Early proponents of the
Mediterranean Diet would have been
pleased; dairymen not so much.)
Cooper presented extensive
research touting the medicinal value
of olive oil as well. Proponents
claimed that olive oil rubdowns mit-
igated the effects of measles and
reduced fevers and symptoms of
malaria. Taken internally it could
cure dysentery, flatulence, and con-
stipation. Cooper wrote, There is
nothing that will act more energeti-
cally in a case of imprisoned gases
than a large dose of olive oil mixed
with a small portion of turpentine.
A teething baby? Rub its gums with
olive oil. Nervous, fretful or peevish
children? Give a warm sponging and
oiling with pure olive oil. There was
nary a disease that couldnt be cured
by the miraculous olive.
In 1892, Cooper wrote, I believe
the time will come when all the table-
lands, hills, and mountain slopes will
be planted with olive. The follow-
ing year nearly 2,000 quart bottles
of Coopers Virgin Olive Oil created
a 29-foot tower at the Agricultural
Pavilion at the Chicago Worlds Fair.
Swept up by the trend, Giovanni
Baptista Parma, the Italian grocer,
joined other locals when he planted a
grove on his ranch off todays Sheffield
Drive and placed pickling vats along
Sycamore Creek. William P. Gould
was inspired to buy an additional
acre of land in Montecito and build
a mill. His Montecito Manufacturing
Company was producing pure olive
oil and other products such as olive
oil candy by 1893.
Hiatus and Rebirth
By 1900, the olive had seen its day.
Education and promotion could not
keep up with the supply, and olive
culture became a victim of its own
success. Whereas in 1875 there were
an estimated 11,000 mature trees in
California, in 1911 there were one mil-
lion. The market was oversupplied
and European imports and oil adul-
terated with cottonseed oil or hogs
lard was significantly cheaper.
Olive orchards started to disappear.
In Los Olivos, Alden M. Boyd ripped
out all his trees and planted wheat
and barley and raised pigs and cows.
In Montecito, Goulds mill shut down
in 1905 and became a private resi-
dence. Cooper himself retired from
his horticultural pursuits in 1912.
The olive oil business remained list-
less for much of the 20
th
century. The
enterprise, however, is as hardy as
the tree for after withstanding years
of neglect, olive culture saw a rebirth
in California at the end of the century.
One family who is part of this renais-
sance is the Makela family
of Santa Barbara who pur-
chased a fledgling Santa
Barbara Olive Company
in 1983 and turned it into
a successful enterprise.
In so doing, history
came full circle. Craig
Makelas great-great-
grandfather is none other
than Jules (John) Emile
Goux. The Makelas sold
their business in 2009
but continue to manage the com-
pany. Their son Chad now produces
Olivos del Mar, a brand of organic
olive oil produced from olives from
the familys grove on the Gaviota
Coast.
Santa Ynez has also seen an upswing
in olive culture in the past 20 years as
olive trees have replaced oaks on the
rolling hillsides. Most recently, Pepper
Oaks Farm has established hedgerow
style plantings in order to mechanize
the harvest and mass produce olive
oil. In words evocative of Ellwood
Cooper in 1868, Spokesman Michael
Carpenter opined in a recent News-
Press article, California is very poised
to be a major player in the olive oil
industry.
(Sources not listed in text: Files of
the Santa Barbara Historical Museum;
Noticias, summer 1993; The Californian,
January 1892; Noticias 1982 by Stella
Haverland Rouse; obituaries; Jim
Norris Ballard Walking Tour; En
Un Tiempo by F.B. Hayne; Womens
Day Encyclopedia of Cookery; Montecito
and Santa Barbara by David Myrick;
Gourmet Magazine, December 1969;
Mission Santa Barbara: 1782-1965 by
Maynard Geiger, O.F.M; U.S. Census
and Voters Registers; Proceedings
of the Forty-First Fruit Growers
Convention from meeting at Potter
Hotel , June 1912, Santa Barbara;
News-Press 5 January 2012) MJ
At Coopers olive mill,
the picked fruit was
crushed by the grind-
ing stones (middle,
background). The pulp
was placed in sacks
and pressed in screw
press (left foreground)
from which the juice
and oil flowed via the
spout into buckets. The
oil was separated from
the juice and placed
in wooden barrels
to age. (Photo cour-
tesy of Santa Barbara
Historical Society)
Two thousand-quart bottles of Elwood Coopers
olive oil formed Cleopatras Needle at the
Chicago Worlds Fair in 1893 (Photo courtesy of
Santa Barbara Historical Museum)
Cooper
utilized the
Biblical Story
of Noahs Ark
in his olive oil
label (Image
courtesy of
Santa Barbara
Historical
Museum)
In Montecito, the
Hayne Brothers had
an olive nursery and
William P. Gould
established an olive
mill in Montecito,
which produced
a variety of olive
products (Courtesy of
author)
Producers searched for an ever-widening variety of products to
expand the market for their oil (Image courtesy of Santa Barbara
Historical Museum)
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a fne coffee and tea establishment
Morrow, and family services director
Susan Forkush, as well as a dedicated
event committee.
Montecito businesses including
Tecolote, Via Vai, Montecito Inn,
Music Academy of the West, Caf del
Sol, and Xanadu, along with others
from Santa Barbara have donated gift
certificates and merchandise.
The Center has also recently part-
nered with the Santa Ynez band of
Chumash Foundation, which has
helped to sponsor the Hearts event.
Donations are still being accepted.
Friendship Center, located on the
grounds of All Saints by-the-Sea
Episcopal Church, has been providing
adult day care and respite for caregiv-
ers since 1976. The goal of the non-
profit organization is to defer nursing
home care for as long as possible.
Programming at the center allows the
caregiver to work or complete chores
during the day, while their loved one
is being cared for in a safe environ-
ment. Education and support is also
available for caregivers through the
center. Transportation, meals, nursing,
socialization and various activities
are offered for members; Friendship
Center is in the process of opening a
second location in Goleta.
This year, tickets cost $100. For more
information call 969-0859. To learn
more about the Friendship Center
visit www.friendshipcentersb.org.
MFPD
at Montecito Library
Montecito Fire District Firefighters
partnered with the Montecito Branch
of the Santa Barbara Library System
earlier this week to read books to pre-
school-aged children.
Captain Travis Ederer, Engineer
Mike Elliott, Firefighter Ben Hauser,
Firefighter Sarah Bumanglag and
Paramedic-Firefighter Kurt Hickman
spent the morning reading Firefighter
and fire station themed stories. After
the stories were read, the children
enjoyed a show and tell of the fire
equipment and other safety gear.
The Montecito Library branch is
located at 1469 East Valley Road and
offers story time every Monday at
10:30 am. There were over 50 children
present at this weeks story time ses-
sion. For more information on this
program, contact Jody Thomas at 805-
969-5063.
Exploring Women,
Religion, and Media
by Scott Craig
Marla F. Frederick, Harvard profes-
sor of African and African-American
studies and of religion, investigates
Women, Religion and Media in
a free public lecture Wednesday,
Feb. 8, at 3 pm in Kerrwood Halls
Hieronymus Lounge. The Westmont
Gender Studies Program and Global
Christianity Series co-sponsor the talk.
Fredericks lecture will address con-
cerns related to the rise of prosper-
ity ministries in poor communities as
well as the dramatic rise of African
American religious broadcasters on
television. Her most recent book,
Between Sundays: Black Women and
Everyday Struggles of Faith, is an
ethnographic study of the faith com-
mitments of women in rural North
Carolina.
Marla Frederick works in fascinat-
ing ways at the intersection of eth-
nic identity, gender identity and reli-
gious identity, says Cheri Larsen
Hoeckley, Westmont professor of
English. She brings to campus expe-
rience in field studies with African-
American women in Christian com-
munities in the rural South and in
contemporary religious media.
Dr. Fredericks lecture, Professor
Hoeckley says, will offer both stu-
dents and the larger community a
model of bringing faith to bear on
scholarship thats both richly rigorous
and deeply engaged in questions peo-
ple are asking outside the academy
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VILLAGE BEAT (Continued from page 13)
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from artists Zoe
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Friendship Center
Valentine Festival of
Hearts
Montecito Fires Kurt Hickman, Mike Elliott, Ben Hauser, Sarah Bumanglag and Travis Ederer were read-
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Rae Benets
moves backstage.
The idea of Music of the Night was
instigated and first produced by
SBHS students Blake Berris and Evan
Hughes (both Montecito Union grads)
in 1999. It was an outstanding produc-
tion and one which I first reported on
and covered for the Journal. Blake has
since gone on to Hollywood success
and was nominated in 2009 for an
Emmy as an Outstanding Younger
Actor in a Drama Series for his role
as Nick Fallon in daytime TVs Days
of Our Lives. Blake recently had guest
appearances on TVs The Big Bang
Theory, Prime Suspect, and Breaking
Bad. Bass-baritone Evan Hughes,
on the other hand, is a literal sing-
ing sensation, having performed
at Carnegie Hall, Tanglewood, the
Music Academy, and other prestigious
locales. He was awarded the Grand
Prize in the Marilyn Horne Foundation
Competition, and has wowed em in
Denmark, Italy, Germany and pretty
much wherever he sings. Music of the
Night has what one might call good
bones if one were in the real estate
business rather than show business.
Now that weve established that tal-
ent exceptional talent is a byproduct
of Santa Barbara High Schools Drama
Department, we wondered how it all
comes together so seamlessly and so
enjoyably year after year. After all,
there are no parents, no teachers, no
administrators, no adults of any kind
involved in the production. Music of
the Night is an all-student show in
every aspect.
Q. How do you select the directors of
the show?
A. McKenna: The directors from
previous years select next years direc-
tors. As there are three seniors here,
we know we have to choose three new
directors for next year so we choose
whoever shows the most leadership
and works best from our cast.
The new directors dont have to be
seniors because we want at least one
person who will be here for two years
so they can help run things the next
year. We all decide as a group, and
we have to go through and talk about
every single person of our cast to make
sure were choosing the right person.
Can you tell us how auditions take
place?
Savanna: Its always really hard each
year with auditions. This year, we
had, I think, eighty-five auditions. We
were so surprised at all the talented
people. There were no bad auditions.
It kept getting better so we held danc-
ing auditions as well, just to make
the decision easier as to who would
be cast. But, everyone did well in the
dancing auditions, so that didnt help,
but there is only four of us so we try to
keep the cast around thirty. This year,
we pushed it by choosing thirty-five.
How do you select what will be in the
show?
Claire: We all started picking songs
that we liked from different Broadway
musicals back in June, so we knew
what we were going to sing. After we
select our cast, we wait almost two
months for the fall theater production
of Santa Barbara High School to fin-
ish and then we announce our set list
and have callbacks for various parts
and then give our final say in who is
doing what.
And, what if no one can handle a dif-
ficult song?
Clayton: We try not to pick anything
that will be impossible to do. If were
going to pick something from Phantom
of the Opera [for example] that no one
can pull off, then were not going to do
it. But, usually we have such a great
pool to pull from that we can pick
songs we know will be great and that
we can do. We usually dont go into it
completely blind.
How do you choose a theme for the
production?
McKenna: We dont really say
theres going to be a theme, but all
our songs have to work together. This
year, at it turns out, most of our songs
are upbeat and we have a good mix of
modern songs and songs from classic
musicals.
How about choreography; how is that
handled?
Claire: We all do a lot of the stag-
Clayton Barry,
Gabe Kaster, Gabe
Reali, Jordan
Lemmond, David
Schaeman,
Malcolm McCarthy,
Tyler Newman,
Griffin Saxon (and
unseen, Damien
Gilbert and Emilio
Madrid) dur-
ing rehearsal of
Brotherhood of
Man from How To
Succeed In Business
Without Really
Trying
COMING & GOING (Continued from page 11)
COMING & GOING Page 304
2 9 February 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 25
or even carried pattern books in their
baggage. But the similarity is striking
and beyond coincidental.
Another part of the Mission build-
ing confirms the same European
sources. The handsome Mission con-
vent wing adjacent to the church is a
long upper storey window-wall over a
deep-arcaded porch built about 1786.
This is a direct copy of Brunelleschis
Hospital de la Innocenti built about
1450 in the middle of Florence Italy.
Even though Santa Barbara and
the West Coast were rugged and
remote, completely isolated, and until
1775 had to be reached by coming
up through Mexico or by ship, our
Mission was able to evolve with a
long, distinguished architectural pedi-
gree, a substantial heritage, and a
noble classical lineage because it was
hand-carried to us from Spain to Santa
Barbara by the intrepid Franciscans.
Just like the seedpods they brought
introduced wheat to our fields, they
carried their Old World architectural
visions with them, intact, ready-to-
bloom when ready. So, next time you
drive by the Mission, dont forget to
thank its makers for supplying the
architectural DNA from which our
lovely city has grown. MJ
W
here did the imposing
faade of our Queen
Mission come from? Was it
a wild idea of a pioneering Friar? Did
the King send the design from Spain?
Was it a copy of a European building
by scholarly clergy settling into the
New World? Yes.
The design roots of our renowned
landmark mission, which is Santa
Barbaras center and most significant
building, lie in the precedent set centu-
ries before in the Mediterranean world
of Ancient Roman and Renaissance
Italy.
The principal faade is a triangular
pediment placed on columns flanked
by twin bell towers. The best and earli-
est example of this composition (out-
side of the Greek Parthenon) is found
in the heart of Ancient Rome in the
Pantheon, which was built by Emperor
Hadrian in the second century A.D.
The same idea was copied a thousand
years later in the sixteenth century by
Palladio, a famous Architect of Venice,
for his design for a prominent church,
San Giorgio Maggiore, and again can
be seen in his famous Villa Barbaro
in Maser. Fortunately for Palladio, the
church was built on an island on a
waterfront site opposite Piazza San
Marco in Venice. It then became a
building captivating centuries of tour-
ists and visiting clergy, always revered
for its picturesque front view, which
was copied all over Europe.
Since the Santa Barbara Mission and
the Italian precedents are so similar, it
is clear the Padres and their patrons
were familiar with these buildings
before they came to the New World
from Spain. The structures could have
been seen during a pilgrimage to
Rome, or maybe the friars had seen
engravings of these famous buildings,

Our Living
Heritage
by Jock M. Sewall A.I.A.
Santa Barbaras
Most Important Building
Brunelleschis Hospital degli Innocenti (Hospital of the Innocents) in Florence, completed in 1445
The Santa Barbara Mission, founded in 1786, was hand-carried by Franciscans from Spain
The long upper storey
window-wall and deep-
arcaded porch of the
Mission, built in 1786,
that copies the Hospital
degli Innocenti
The Missions
principal faade
is seen at the
Pantheon, built
by Emperor
Hadrian in
about 126 AD
Villa Barbaro in Maser, northern Italy, includes a
triangular pediment placed on columns flanked
by twin bell towers, inspired by the Pantheons
design
Palladios San Giorgio Maggiore
was also influenced by the faade
of the Pantheon
Jock Sewall, a fourth generation Californian, has been a practicing architect in
Santa Barbara for 25 years. In 2005 He was a Visiting Scholar at the American
Academy in Rome where he started his book, now published, on Mediterranean Architecture. His book
on Californian Mission Architecture is due out October 2012.
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Sunday, 22 January, 12:57 pm Deputy Valadez was dispatched to a residence
on La Vuelta Road to investigate a property dispute. On the scene, Valadez
spoke with the reporting party, who reported hedges on his property were
removed and damaged. The dispute started when the reporting party planted
the line of hedges on west side of La Vuelta Road, near North Jameson Road.
The line of hedges potentially fell into neighboring property. On March 29,
2011, a Santa Barbara Court judgment ruled in favor of the reporting party,
allowing him to align the property with planted hedges. Since he planted them,
three hedges have been damaged or removed; and in the past week, a fourth
plant was damaged. There were not any surveillance videos that captured the
incident. A report was taken.
Teens Rescued on a Mountain Ridge in Alisal Ranch
Wednesday, 25 January, 6:45 pm Members of the Santa Barbara County
Search and Rescue (SAR) and Santa Barbara County Fire Helicopter rescued
two teenagers on a mountain ridge above Alisal Ranch. Two local male teens
went on a hike at 3 pm above the guest ranch near Solvang; however, they had
to stop several hours into their hike when it started to get dark. One of the
hikers called his father because he and his friend did not have any lights or a
good idea of where they were located on the hike. The father contacted Santa
Barbara Sheriffs Emergency Dispatch for assistance; they used GPS coordinates
to locate the stranded hikers. SAR communicated with the hikers via cell phone
to determine if they could hear sirens from where they were located in the
ravine. A four-person field team went in to access the teens, while Santa Barbara
County Fire helicopter confirmed their location. It took the SAR 90 minutes to
hike uphill, often on hands and knees, before reaching the stranded hikers. SAR
determined that the hikers did not have any injuries. Both teens were trans-
ported down the ranch road to their parents around midnight. A report was
taken. Public Information Officer at the Sheriffs Office Drew Sugars wishes to
remind the public that the land surrounding Alisal Ranch is private property,
and trespassers will be issued citations. MJ
VILLAGE BEAT (Continued from page 23)
and outside the church.
Frederick also co-authored Local
Democracy Under Siege: Activism,
Public Interests and Private
Politics, which won the 2008 Best
Book Award from the Society for the
Anthropology of North America.
She graduated from Spelman
College and earned a doctorate in
cultural anthropology from Duke
University.
Track Stars
to Shine Saturday
Westmont hosts the Sunshine Multi-
Event & Indoor Open on Saturday,
February 4, beginning at 11 am with
the shot-put and long jump. Running
events begin at noon with the 60-meter
hurdles and conclude with the 1,600-
meter relay at 3:15 pm. The event is
free and open to the public. Athletes
from Azusa Pacific, Biola, Concordia,
Vanguard, Fresno Pacific and Cal
Baptist are expected to compete.
Russell Smelley, Westmonts
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Warriors mens and womens distance
medley relay teams will attempt to
meet the NAIA indoor national quali-
fying standards. Adam Thompkins,
a multi-event, season record winner,
will begin his quest for national prom-
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events this weekend before taking on
the indoor heptathlon at APU next
week, Smelley says.
SBIFF Spotlight
by Lily Buckley
Laguna Blanca alumni Adam Pesce
and Danielle Robinson (class of 98)
have joined forces to make a docu-
mentary about the rise of surfing in
Vanimo, an isolated village in Papua
New Guinea, called Splinters. The
sport was first introduced when a vis-
iting Australian pilot left his surfboard
in the village in the 1980s. Directed by
Adam, the film follows four surfers
leading up to the Papua New Guinea
National Surfing Titles. It was bought
by Snag Films and ESPN and will be
released in theaters February 3; it has
also been named Best Documentary in
the 2011 Surfer Poll at Surfer Magazine.
Splinters has been selected as part of
the documentary lineup for the Santa
Barbara International Film Festival,
and it will be shown on February 5 at
5 pm at Metro 4.
The SBIFF has also chosen ex-Mon-
tecito Union student Matt Ornsteins
film, Atlantis, as part of its Shorts
Program, to be shown on Friday at
Metro 4, at 10:20 am. The 19-minute
film, written and directed by Matt,
is centered on the final space shuttle
launch, and stars Parenthoods Jason
Ritter and One Tree Hills Kate French.
In addition, a special screening has
been set up for the upper school stu-
dents at Montecito Union Thursday,
February 2. MJ
Marla Frederick will speak at a free public lecture
at Westmont next Wednesday
Laguna Blanca alumnus Adam Pesces directorial debut will be shown as part of SBIFF on February 5 at
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services are provided to facilitate better surgical outcomes. There is a complete
air volume change every minute to reduce the risk of infectious disease.
Helipad. A new rooftop helicopter-landing pad provides direct air ambulance
access. Previously, incoming emergency patients landed at a nearby Junior
High School and had to undergo a 20-minute ride to the hospital.
Healing Arts Program. The new hospital combines architecture, landscaping
and art to create a pleasant environment for patients, staff and families, includ-
ing numerous meditation areas and gardens. One of the more dramatic is the
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outdoor dining. Another is the Cloister Garden with its stone walls and Tree of
Life. Also notable is the Santa Barbara Museum of Art Collection outside the
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A Landmark Collection of 45 specially commissioned works of art sets the
tone for almost 1,200 original art paintings, sculptures, mosaics, fabrics, quilts,
mixed media art and photography selected from 123 Central Coast artists. Each
floor of new Cottage has a single artistic theme: the ground floor features
Santa Barbara architecture; the second floor offers water and beach art; and the
third floor displays gardens and landscape art.
How to Pay for a $725 Million Improvement
Following the 1994 Northridge earthquake, California mandated that all
hospitals be retrofitted to withstand a 6.0 earthquake, but provided no state,
federal or local funding. A philanthropic plan was created to solicit $100 million
from local community supporters with the remaining $625 million coming from
operating reserves, tax-exempt bonds and current Cottage Hospital Foundation
assets.
What makes Cottage Unique? Nationwide, there are 5,200 hospitals in the
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Baltimore, Massachusetts General in Boston, and the Mayo Clinic in Rochester,
MN, closely followed by such gems as the Cleveland Clinic, the Duke University
Medical Center and Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles. It is rare that a community the
size of Santa Barbara can boast of a world-class, multi-specialty, patient-driven,
community hospital that consistently delivers exceptional quality care in 16
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Heres to your and Cottage Hospitals health! MJ
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J
ean Dujardin could be easily
forgiven for pushing back our
scheduled interview Monday
afternoon for a few hours. Less than 24
hours earlier, the French star had been
named the surprise best actor winner at
the Screen Actors Guild awards for his
role in The Artist, and hed been on the
phone for three straight hours already.
And after all, the Oscar-frontrunner is
in a silent flm, so talking to an endless
crush of reporters must have been
overwhelming, if not a bit ironic.
Dujardin and co-star Brnice Bejo,
who is nominated for a Supporting
Actress Oscar, will receive SBIFFs
Cinema Vanguard Award Saturday
night at the Arlington.
Q. What was your first reaction when
Michel [Hazanavicius] proposed a
silent movie?
A. I thought it wouldnt happen.
But I was ready to dream with Michel
because the story was beautiful and
touching and it was an incredible
gift he was giving us. But on paper. I
never thought it would see the light
of day.
Did you hesitate about taking the role?
I did hesitate. I said yes spontane-
ously. Then I thought about it and said
no. Then I remembered how much
I loved it the first time I read it, that
I loved it for the right reasons and I
decided to go back to my first inten-
tion. And after that I had no more
doubts.
Were you a fan of the genre?
Mostly Chaplin and a few others.
But that really reassured me. But
I also had a hard time imagining
myself doing pantomime like Chaplin
because hes a genius and it would
be too hard to measure up. But I saw
that it was a love story and wasnt just
based on characters and the form of
a silent movie but was instead a very
personal film, the directors vision.
How was the experience of making the
movie? Was it a challenge to have only
your body and facial expressions rather
than your voice to communicate?
[Acting] is not intellectual. Its a
body language. It was very instinc-
tive every day. I didnt feel like it was
complicated, just different. Its your
body that does the work. I listened to
Michel, his stories, his situations. All
I had to do was tell the situation, not
the character. The story was so well
constructed, we could fall back and
lean on that. And thats what people
want to see. Not just characters, but
a real story. So I let my own emotions
tell the story. And I did my homework
watching Fairbanks, Chaplin, Clark
Gable very different things to have
them in mind before shooting began.
Were you actually saying words from
the script? Were there lines you read that
then showed up in the screen cards?
I spoke in French and English and
also, mostly gibberish. The script was
beautifully done, with images of the
era, almost like a novel the way it read.
But we never made a silent movie.
Only when we edited it together. But
on set it was very live. We would
exchange looks and glances and not
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to make a movie, and for the audience
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T
his is such a great organization;
the people here are just
fantastic.
So reflected the Junior Staff
Commodore Jack Byers as we stood in
the corner of the Santa Barbara Yacht
Club on the night of the Commodores
Ball. This is the event in which the
clubhouse is packed out with sailors
and sailor-ettes who want to salute
the outgoing commodore: In this case
the very outgoing Jack Byers.
An upbeat, organized, and efficient
guy, Jacks mood meter is always on
happy and his perennial positive
persona has resonated with the whole
organization. As a contractor, he also
has contributed much professional
know-how to the club. This year the
Santa Barbara Yacht Club which
is a popular spot for everything from
local non-profit dinners, dance clubs,
high school proms, and the very suc-
cessful annual charity regattas fin-
ished a remodel of its galley/ kitch-
en. We all know what those projects
entail, and Jacks deft hand could be
seen throughout the process, work-
ing with a great team to bring it all to
completion.
His wife Karen known as the
Commodorable is a little power-
house herself. She was recently named
Woman of the Year by the Yacht
Club Women for her contributions,
dedication and outstanding service
to the SB Yacht Club Women and the
Yacht Club.
For this evenings event, staff com-
modore Tony Papa served as emcee
and came up with pranks and puns
and gags and gifts from the ridicu-
lous to the ribald but all in good
fun to toast and roast Byers. Then
the evening was finished off by
dancing couples swinging smartly
to the music while an enthusiastic
gaggle of girls bopped and hopped
to the band.
These are momentous years for
the clubs commodores. While Byers
saw the kitchen remodel through to
completion, Dave Baxter, who now
serves as 2012 Commodore, will over-
see the 140th anniversary of the Santa
Barbara Yacht Club. As the second
oldest yacht club on the Pacific Ocean,
it is one of the oldest and earliest
organizations in Santa Barbara.
Then, next year, in 2013, the club
will continue under the direction of
Francie Lufkin, who will become the
first female commodore in club his-
tory.
We have well-to-do people and we
have just hard-working people here,
Byers summed up, but when we all
come together, everybody gets along
and we just have a great time helping
each other and the community. Its
truly such a wonderful organization.
February
of the Fine Arts
Several local artists and writers are
launching works and making news
this month.
We start out with the irrepressible
Sam Salario, who knows how to live
life on the edge as a seriously senior
citizen. Forever a forward-looking
optimist, the 92-year old tells me he
buys green bananas...
Last year, he published two books
(including Deek Dietrich, Legendary
Bounty Hunter: Eight Short Stories), then
he wrote and produced a screenplay
(set in Isla Vista during Halloween,
no less!), and now a new stage play
that he penned is opening at the Plaza
Theatre in Carpinteria.
In Search of a Long-Term Relationship
is a senior citizen Internet romance.
Matt, who is on the prowl has made
a digital connection with Leona, a
smart, refined, well-read, and gra-
cious neat freak. Now, it is time for
meeting in person. Sparks fly and set
their friends love lives afire, but can
Matt and Leona kindle some romance
of their own? In Search of a Long-Term
People think I have an interesting walk; hell, Im just trying to hold my gut in Robert Mitchum
Ms Graffy is author of
Society Ladys Guide on
How to Santa Barbara,
is a longtime Santa
Barbara resident and
a regular attendee at
many society affairs
and events; she can be
reached at 687-6733
State Street Spin
by Erin Graffy de Garcia
Relationship plays Friday, February 10,
11, at 8 pm and Sunday matine at
3. Catch the details at www.plazathe
atercarpinteria.com.
Next up, Thea Vandervoort will be
one of the featured performers in Santa
Barbara Dance Alliances upcoming
production, Kinesis. Holding a dance
degree from UC Riverside, Thea was a
product of the locally renown Hanlin
Dance studio (and I can still remember
her amazing extensions in the Arabian
Dance for their annual Nutcracker).
She has choreographed a very pret-
ty, classical pointe Baroque-flavored
composition for the Dance Alliances
mixed rep show. The performance is
at Center Stage Theater upstairs at
Paseo Nuevo on Febuary 3 at 8 pm
and February 4th at 2 and 8 pm.
Then, if it seems local artist Martha
Ingman Lorch is in the pink and
sees nothing but blue skies through
rose colored glasses, well... dont be
green with envy. She recently won the
2012 Platinum Palette Award (Best
of Show) in the National Watercolor
Society Donors Exhibition at the NWS
Gallery, in San Pedro. Well done!
Finally, over at Center Stage on
February 19, Maria Lane Ross is pro-
ducing a staged reading of The Jaguars
Nest, which was inspired by a true
story of a woman struggling both with
a failed mental health system and
within herself.
The story was developed by Ms
Ross, and the stage play was writ-
ten by Ross and Ed Giron, who is
directing. This funny, irreverent, dra-
matic, sometimes heartbreaking story
explores what happens when all is
stripped away from you, but you can
still have hope, and with hope, mir-
acles can happen. A Q and A session
will be held after each performance.
These performances of the staged
reading benefit Peoples Self Help
Housing.
Proceeds are specially designated
for the purpose of providing compli-
mentary access to the exquisite cul-
tural events Santa Barbara has to offer.
Tickets for The Jaguars Nest are avail-
able at the Center Stage Theater box
office & at www.centerstagetheater.org.
Santa Barbara is
Buzzing About
Cielito Restaurant & Taqueria.
Remember the Stateside Restaurant,
previously the Alcapulco in La Arcada
Court downtown? Or if you have lived
here long enough, do you remember
when it was the El Cielito? With a
nod toward local nostalgia, two local
partners, Karen Phillips and Gordon
Hardy (Jeannines) have refurbished,
revamped, and renamed their res-
taurant in La Arcada court Cielito
Restaurant & Taqueria.
The first week they were open, they
had to turn away nearly 80 people in
one night alone. Muy upscale. MJ
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Outgoing Commodore Jack Byers and his wife,
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Clubs Commodores Ball. She had also been
named the Woman of the Year by the Santa
Barbara Yacht Club Women for her dedication
and contributions.
Staff Commodore Tony
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ing for a lot of the songs. Im actu-
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Dance Art); Ive been a dancer since
I was three years old and have done
productions over the summers for
various years. Ive never done theater
productions at Santa Barbara High
School outside of Music of the Night,
but for the choreography, we just
listen to all the songs for hours and
it starts to get into your head and we
go from there.
How do you decide how everything will
flow?
Clayton: We kind of figure out our
set list first and things usually come
together. I know theres a lot of chore-
ography that we plan beforehand but
then theres a lot of internal stuff that
just comes out organically. Well figure
out right step, left step and everything
else just blossoms.
Theres stuff that works and stuff
that doesnt work. We nailed a really
great opener were opening with Be
Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast.
Its a huge number and its so much
fun and everybody is on stage but
couldnt find a good closer, because
its a group number; its very specific.
We found it though, from a musical
called Catch Me If You Can.
The thing is, we learn the music and
then we change everything. We get it
all technically down, get all the notes,
and then its like wild cards.
Opening Night
The first paid public performance
of Music of the Night is scheduled for
Friday, February 3 at 7 pm, but the stu-
dents have been rehearsing every day
after school (including Saturdays and
many Sundays, especially as opening
night approaches) since early January.
They learn all the music before Winter
Break and practice with it in the music
room before moving into the theater
in January. The directors and nearly
all of the cast too dont leave until
8:30 or 9 pm most nights.
Music of the Night features nineteen
songs in all; for most of the num-
bers there will be four or five soloists
and there are many full-on ensemble
song-and-dance numbers. Allison
Lewis, 2010s Santa Barbara Teen Idol,
will sing I Dreamed A Dream from
Les Miserables completely solo and
Gabe Kaster will sing Marian the
Librarian from The Music Man. Its a
group number but hes the only one
actually singing. A live band will per-
form on stage in a raised proscenium.
Tickets are $5 for students, $10 for
adults and performances are sched-
uled for February 3, 4, 9, 10, and 11.
All shows begin at 7 pm.
We urge you to attend, enjoy, and
exult in seeing and hearing some of
the most talented kids on the Central
Coast for a piddling $10, less than the
price of admission at any local movie
house. In exchange for their months
of work, laughter, tears and sweat all
they seek in return is your applause
and appreciation.
It will be well deserved.

Santa Barbara High School Theater is


located at 700 East Anapamu; call 805-
966-9101, extension 220 for directions
and more information.
Raising Funds
Music of the Night organizers need
six more local businesses to pledge
$850 apiece for 8 five-foot by six-
foot banners that will be prominently
displayed on the front wall of the
Santa Barbara High School Theatre
all year long. Music of the Night direc-
tors say theyll help with the design
and production of those banners. We
have some great technical designers
and wed be more than happy to
help, promises Clayton Barry, one of
the directors. Along with the banner,
sponsors such as Santa Barbara-
Kotor Sister City and Montecito Journal
will receive a packet of benefits.
Money raised will go towards pay-
ing for costumes, props, painting the
stage, sheet music, and other inciden-
tals, including paying for vocal coach
Richard Weiss.
Sponsorship Includes:
A 5 x 6 foot banner with your busi-
ness personal logo or advertisement
that will hang in the Santa Barbara High
School Theatre for an entire year. These
banners will be displayed in the the-
atre for all of the shows in 2012. These
shows have an average of 500 attendees
from around the Santa Barbara com-
munity. Aside from these shows, every
student, parent and faculty member at
SBHS views these banners weekly for
assemblies, PTA meetings and various
other school gatherings.
Advertisements on the Music of the
Night Facebook event page that are
sent to over one thousand local com-
munity members.
Advertisement space on the Santa
Barbara High School Theatre website.
Your logo will also be displayed
on the back of the shows program in
color that will be distributed at all five
shows to all attendees.
Placement of your logo on the
shows posters that will be displayed
throughout the tri-county area.
Formal mentions of your spon-
sorship in all press releases which
include The Independent, Channel
Islands Broadcasting Stations, The
Santa Barbara High School Forge (dis-
tributed to the entire student body,
staff and alumni of SBHS) and more.
Advertisements in the Santa
Barbara High School Video Bulletin
that are viewed in every classroom in
the school by all students and faculty
members, over 2,000 viewers.
Four V.I.P. tickets to the Friday,
February 10th Music of the Night per-
formance.
A verbal thank-you from the stage
on opening and closing night of the
show.
Music of the Night falls under the fis-
cal umbrella of the Santa Barbara High
School Theatre Foundations 501(c) (3)
non-profit status; therefore any dona-
tion granted will be tax deductable.
Interested sponsors are invited to
call 805-698-5111 for more informa-
tion. MJ
COMING & GOING (Continued from page 24)
Aoife Quinn,
Allison Lewis (in
back), McKenna
Mender, Jenai
Howard and
(unseen) Savanna
Jordan rehearsing
ensemble number
I Wont Say Im
In Love from
Disneys Hercules
2 9 February 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 31 If you want to send a message, try Western Union Frank Capra
Jean-Yves Thibaudet, known for his
style and elegance.
The grand finale, Brahms popular
1876 Symphony No. 1 in C minor -
which has featured three times in local
concerts in the last year - was a fitting
climax to a thoroughly enjoyable eve-
ning...
Family Film
The Cowsills were one of the most
musically gifted families to hit the top
of the pop charts in the 60s, even the
popular 1970 TV series The Partridge
Family with Shirley Jones and teen idol
David Cassidy was based on them.
But after fame, success and stardom,
their star came crashing back to earth
after just five years.
Santa Barbara director, Louise
Palanker, was a big fan of the group
in her teens and began to wonder
what had come of them.
Out of that enquiring mind came
her documentary, Family Band: The
Cowsills Story, narrated by Bob
Cowsill, which revisits the birth, rise
and ultimate demise of the group
through interviews with family mem-
bers, close friends, industry execu-
tives and fellow musicians.
Bob often played at pubs in Los
Angeles and I met up with him and
other members of the family, says
Louise. He was very reticent about a
documentary at first. But, eventually,
after discussing it with his family, we
began filming. Seven years later, here
we are.
As a family who had experienced
a uniquely traumatic childhood, they
had never discussed what is revealed
in the film. So, although the process
may have been therapeutic, it was cer-
tainly also disruptive and emotionally
wrenching.
Louise, a former executive with
Premiere Radio Networks, adds: The
Cowsills are the public face of any
family that presents itself to the neigh-
borhood and the community in one
way, but in fact is hiding dysfunction
and secrets.
The documentary is being screened
on Friday at the Metro 4 Theatre...
Frankly, My Dear
The last time I saw My Fair Lady was
in 1994 on Broadway when Richard
Chamberlain played the linguistics
professor, Henry Higgins.
Fortunately, when the Broadway
Theater League brought what I would
describe as the perfect musical to the
Granada, the Lerner-Loewe produc-
tion lived up to every glorious expecta-
tion, practically mirroring the 1964 film
directed by George Cukor and star-
ring the gamine glamorpuss Audrey
Hepburn, which won eight Oscars.
The Cecil Beaton-designed mono-
chromatic outfits and magnificent mil-
linery for the Royal Ascot race scene
particularly stood out, but the oh-so
familiar songs were as fresh and lively
as when they first debuted on the
New York stage in 1956 with Julie
Andrews.
Aurora Florence as Eliza Doolittle
was superb in the role, as were Chris
Carsten as the professor and Richard
Springle as the avuncular Colonel
Pickering, played so memorably by
the late British actor, Wilfred Hyde-
White, in the movie, along with Rex
Harrison.
Kudos also to Daniel Cardenas as
Freddy Eynsford-Hill, Elizas besotted
suitor who was played on the silver
screen by Jeremy Brett and Arthur
Wise as Alfred Doolittle, the money-
grasping father.
The sold-out production couldnt
have been lover-lier...
Living With Cancer
It was two and a half years ago
that Montecitos Beverlye Hyman
Fead, 77, wrote her second book,
Nana, Whats Cancer? with her then
11-year-old granddaughter, Tessa
Mae Hamermesh.
This was the follow-up to her debut
tome, I Can Do This: Living With
Cancer, Tracing a Year of Hope, after
battling recurring cancer for a number
of years.
Now Beverlye, looking the picture
of good health, has taken the sub-
ject a step further with her 15-min-
ute film, Stage IV: Living With Cancer,
which is debuting at the Santa Barbara
International Film Festival this week.
It has been in my head for a
long time, she says. It came about
because I would have loved a doctor
to present me with this DVD when I
was diagnosed.
At first, I wanted to do a book
about survivors with photographs
showing how great they all looked,
but, as I interviewed, I realized people
had to see for themselves the health
and vibrancy of the survivors, so it
had to be a film.
After talking to a number of foun-
dations, Beverlye received funding
of $18,000 and with the help of local
Growing Pains actress Joanna Kerns,
got a suitable crew, under director Matt
Walla, together for the two-day shoot at
the Music Academy of the West.
I want people to know that cancer
is different today, explains Beverlye.
Some cancers that were lethal years
ago, if caught early enough and given
the proper protocol, can become a
chronic illness, like heart disease, and
lived with. I want this film to give
people hope on all levels.
Originally, we were going to shoot
a five minute teaser and then make a
long film. But when I saw this fifteen
minutes, I felt it was just perfect the
way it was.
The film screens on Saturday at the
Metro 4 Theatre...
La La La
Montreals La La La Human Steps,
who were the first dance company to
perform in the UCSB Arts & Lectures
series at the Granada after its $60 mil-
lion renovation four years ago, was
back in town to dazzle its audience
with its frenetic movement, ampli-
fied by a darkened stage and jumping
spotlights, giving the show an almost
strobe-like effect.
The 85-minute show, part of the
Anne and Michael Towbes Dance
Series, debuted New Work by founder
and artistic director Edouard Lock,
marking the 30th anniversary of the
companys founding, and using nar-
rative deconstructed from two iconic
operas, Purcells Dido and Aeneas and
Glucks Orpheus and Eurydice.
The complicated piece, a complex
dance timed to micro-moments, unit-
ed the two works into one seamless
ode awash with a Gavin Bryars score
performed live at the back of the stage
by a classical quartet.
It was a performance to ponder...
Crowning Glory
Hats off to the Duchess of
Cambridge!
Prince Williams wife, Kate, who
has been relaxing with her family
on the Caribbean island of Mustique
this week, has just been named the
Hat Person of the Year by Londons
104-year-old Headwear Association,
with more than 90 percent of the votes
going to HRH.
Since her engagement in November
2010, Kates impact on the millinery
industry has been enormous, not
only raising the profile of established
names like Londoner Philip Treacy,
but also up and coming designers.
And though the engagements for
which she chooses to wear hats are
not unusual church services, wed-
dings and Royal Ascot her sartorial
influence has inspired many people to
sport formal headgear for all manner
of special occasions, although, some-
what surprisingly, she went hatless
when she visited the Santa Barbara
Polo Club for its centennial celebra-
tions last July...
Sightings: Actor Christopher
Plummer strolling through the lobby
at the Biltmore... Natalie Portman
buying plants at the Santa Barbara
Botanic Garden... Melora Hardin of
The Office checking out the trendy
haberdasher, K. Frank, on State Street
Pip! Pip! for now
Readers with tips, sightings and
amusing items for Richards column
should e-mail him at richardmin
eards@verizon.net or send invita-
tions or other correspondence to the
Journal MJ
Local documen-
tarian, Louise
Palanker, shows
results of her
seven-year
project
Filmmaker Beverlye Hyman Fead (center) with
fellow cancer survivors, Becca Solodon and Clay
Treska, from her mini-film, Stage IV: Living With
Cancer
MISCELLANy (Continued from page 17)
2 9 February 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 32 The Voice of the Village
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 2
1st Thursday What with SBIFF
in full festival frenzy, flm is a natural
fodder for Februarys 1st Thursday line-
up. Accordingly, Coast Restaurant and
Bar is featuring Academy Award-winning
flmmaker Fred Wolfs art, which
emphasizes compositional challenges
in fgurative situations. And the Santa
Barbara Historical Museum perhaps in
a nod to Oscar frontrunner The Artist
screens The Flying A: A Silent Film in Santa
Barbara, which focuses on the studios
infuential and prolifc operation in Santa
Barbara between 1911 and 1921, when
nearly 1,000 silent flms were made.
Also, Artamo Galleries hosts LA-based
actress and artist Ashleigh Sumners
display of her newest work inspired by
urban environments that have a rough
street art feel. Of course, Valentines
Day is also fast approaching, so art with
an eye toward romance is also on tap,
including at Gallery 113 in La Arcada
Court, where Beth Schmohrs Nine
= One show represents the emotions
of love, passion and incisiveness, and
at CASA Gallery, where romance and
sensuality are the focus of this months
sculpture exhibit, and where you can
share your favorite love poems. Also, local
artists Michael Harvan and Sharon
Schock display their romantic seascapes
and their love for the sea and for Santa
Barbara at Divine Inspiration Gallery. On
the performing arts front, La Bella Voce a
select group of singers from San Marcos
High Schools Advanced Womens Choir
who are trying to raise money to compete
at Carnegie Halls Winners Festival
this March perform love songs at the
corner of State and Anapamu Streets.
Also, you can create a Valentine-Gram to
send to troops overseas while listening to
harpist Rebecca Scogin at Marshalls
Patio at 900 State Street, and the youth
band Brooke and the Revolvers play at
Paseo Nuevo Center Court. WHEN:
5-8pm WHERE: Up and down lower State
Street at environs COST: free INFO: www.
santabarbaradowntown.com
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 3
Worth the Drive Cambridge Drive
Concert Series continues its monthly
acoustic concerts with Los Angeles-based
singer-songwriter Claire Holley. The
Jackson, Mississippi, native has released
six full-length CDs and two EPs, written
scores for a number of flms plus a play,
and has had her music featured on
television shows and on NPRs Weekend
Edition. No less an authority than the
Washington Post praised the charm of
Holleys hummable melodies, imagistic
lyrics and vocal prowess. Opening
is popular local singer-songwriter Bill
Lanphar, a longtime Santa Barbaran
whose been writing songs and singing for
more than 30 years, creating a catalogue
he refers to as love songs, one way
or another. WHEN: 7:30pm WHERE:
Cambridge Drive Community Church,
550 Cambridge Drive, Goleta COST: $15
suggested donation INFO: 964-0436 or
www.cambridgedrivechurch.org
Dance dance revolution Santa
Barbara Dance Alliances annual Kinsis
show features new works from a bakers
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ONgOINg
Pop notes Souvenirs and the
Windmill Vandals share the stage at
Muddy Waters Caf on Groundhog
Day, Feb. 2 (8pm; $7). Soulful acoustic
blues singer Eric Bibb whose latest
CD, Troubadour Live, was recorded
at an intimate concert in Sweden
returns to the area for a gig at Matilija
Auditorium on Friday, Feb. 3 (7:30;
$28). The Melodians headline a
reggae rock steady revival at SOhO
on Saturday, Feb. 4, that also features
Annicia Banks and Errol Dunkley
(9pm; $15). Teitur the edgy,
idiosyncratic singer-songwriter from
the Faroe Islands whose album, The
Singer, was praised by The Guardian
as deep, viscous stuff that is never
less than extraordinary performs at
SOhO on Monday, Feb. 6, with Aunt
Martha opening (8pm; $12). Breathe
Owl Breathe the Michigan band
whose latest release is a combination
childrens book and vinyl 7 called, The
Listeners/These Train Tracks, featuring illustrations drawn from carved wood cuts
created by hand by leader Micah Middaugh open for Laura Gibson at Muddy
Waters on Tuesday, Feb 7 (8pm; $10).

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 3
First Friday
for February
Carpinterias own
monthly art-and-culture
gathering boasts a
homegrown book event
this month: Kathy
deVally Luders,
a local childrens
book author and
the daughter of late,
longtime Carp residents
Ray and Rudy deVally,
reads and signs
copies of her latest
books, Emilys Butterfy Bouquet and A Portrait for Manny, plus her award winning,
Ruth Ann and the Green Blowster, at the Curious Cup Bookstore. Luders, a Moms
Choice Awards Recipient (Juvenile Fantasy, Myths and Legends), returns on Saturday
morning to read some more during storytime at the shop, 10am-12noon. Ruth Ann
and the Green Blowster is a magical tale and its genesis is also something of legend.
It was originally penned in the 1920s by Luders grandmother, Frances Willey
Beebe, wife of famed Hollywood director Ford Beebe, as a gift for Beebes daughter,
Ruth Ann. But Beebe passed away when Ruth Ann was only a child, leaving the
unfnished fantasy adventure of a young girls struggle with the death of her dog,
Dukey Daddles, shelved for over 70 years. After Luders mother, Ruth Ann (known
to Carpinteria residents as Rudy deVally), passed away, Luders came across the
spellbinding story and began a three-year journey to co-author the childrens chapter
fantasy adventure. Children can join the fun coloring characters and pages direct
from the books. WHEN: 5-8pm WHERE: 929 Linden Avenue COST: free INFO: 220-
6608 or www.curiouscup.com
dozen local choreographers, including
those who are well-known and new on
the scene. As always, the styles cover
a wide variety, from contemporary to
ballet, lyrical, jazz, Afro-Brazilian and
American modern dance. Among the
program highlights are Silence And
Slow Time from Robin Bisio, the
2011 SBDA Lifetime Achievement award
recipient, who developed the piece in
cooperation with the Santa Barbara
Museum of Art, both with their visiting
collection of Degas paintings and the
SBMAs August 2011 Nights which
focused on the art of Ori Gersht. K&L/
In Tandem from UCSB lecturer and
31-year professional dancer with such
companies as Alvin Ailey II, Lar
Lubovitch, and Nancy Colahan
was created for two UCSB graduates
and is representative of a relationship
that is deeply intimate though not clearly
a romance. And SBCC Dance Director
and Santa Barbara Dance Theatre
company member Tracy Koffords
Forgetting to Remember is based on
losing someone close to you and the
painful heartache it causes, but picking
up those pieces and moving forward
with the knowledge that those who
loved us watch over and guide us even
in our darkest hours. Choreography by
Lauren Nicole C. Aranador, Kyle
Castillo, Lauren Serrano, Christina
Corbett, Tenya Cowsill, Carrie
Diamond, Rene Garcia, Nicole
Helton and Zoey Moses, and Thea
Vandervoort. WHEN: 8pm tonight &
tomorrow WHERE: Center Stage Theater,
upstairs in Paseo Nuevo mall COST:
$18 general, $13 students & seniors
($50 patrons) INFO: 963-0408 or www.
centerstagetheater.org
SB Sandwich Showdown Two
professional sandwich slingers (Clay
Lovejoy of Three Pickles and a
representative of the Savoy Cafe & Deli)
join one amateur/home cook for a face off
in a sandwich-making competition inspired
by the Emmy-winning Bravo TV show Top
Chef and lead judge Tom Colicchio,
who owns a wichcraft chain of gourmet
sandwich shops. The winner will receive
a $250 Whole Foods Market shopping
spree and other prize in this event that is
meant to promote UCSB Arts & Lectures
upcoming evening with Colicchio at
Campbell Hall on February 22, that
serves as the chefs Santa Barbara debut.
However it turns out, apparently this town
is big enough for any which way folks
want to devise a variation on two slices
of bread and some good stuff in between.
WHEN: 4-5:15pm WHERE: Whole Foods
Market, 3761 State Street COST: free
INFO: 837-6959 or 893-3535 or www.
ArtsAndLectures.UCSB.edu
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 8
ALO at SOhO The Isla Vista-founded
ALO (ne Animal Liberation Orchestra)
returns to town for gigs on a regular
basis, with SOhO as a frequent stomping
ground. And thats not just a clich:
feet truly do get to tapping, dancing
and verily some stomping when the by-
now highly evolved jam band plays its
2 9 February 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 33 The world is a jungle, and if its not a bit of a jungle in the home, a child cannot possibly be fit to enter the outside world - Bette Davis

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 4
Step back PCPA Theaterfest scored
a big winner with its production of The
39 Steps last summer. Now well see how
Ensemble Theatre fares with the Tony Award-
winning hit Broadway comedy adapted from
the Hitchcock flm, which requires just four
actors to portray 140 characters. Which is
even more amazing when you realize that
one plays only Richard Hannay, a debonair
gentleman who fnds himself unwittingly
caught in the middle of a global conspiracy,
and another portrays just three lead female
roles (meaning the remaining two take on
more than 135 characters both male and female between them). The fast-paced
whodunit merges a spy thriller with farcical comedy and clever theatrical invention as
the character changes come fast, furious and feverishly funny. Guest director Jamie
Torcellini who gave a tour-de-force and hilarious turn in ETCs hit production
of The Mystery of Irma Vep last year, would appear a most apt choice to helm a cast
that includes Broadway veteran Matthew Floyd Miller as Hannay, and longtime
Chicago actress Julie Granata in the lead female roles, with Christopher
Shaw and Louis Lotorto (who appeared in ETCs Opus and Buried Child) taking
on the lightning-quick costume changes playing parts too numerous to mention.
WHEN: Opens 8pm Saturday, plays 8pm Tuesdays-Saturdays and 2 & 7pm
Sundays through February 19; special Saturday matinee 4pm on Feb. 11 WHERE:
Alhecama Theatre, 914 Santa Barbara Street COST: $40 $65, with discounts
for seniors, students and young adults (26 and under) INFO: 965-5400 or www.
ensembletheatre.com

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 7
SB-ADaPT Fest Sprouts
SonneBlauma Danscz
Theatre made a big splash
with its debut Adapt Festival
last summer, enticing
companies, choreographers
and dancers from far and
wide to create a community
for cooperation, collaboration
and improvisation, and
inaugurating a fow between
communities across the
globe. Which makes
tonights Sprouts mini-fest
a cause for celebration as
Block & Block, Christine
Suarez, Hart Pulse Dance
Company, Rubans Rouge
Dance Company, Mojca
Majcen and Devyn Duex
join SonneBlauma to return
to perform once again for
our own community. But its also something of sad news, as its been announced that
2012 will be SonneBlaumas 15th and fnal season, as Misa Kelly and husband
Stephen are closing this chapter of our creative lives to begin anew as ArtBark,
with the details yet to be worked out. But frst enjoy tonights wildly expressive
evening totally free and open to the public that begins with a pre-show concert
from local band Dante Elephante. WHEN: 6:30pm WHERE: Center Stage Theater,
upstairs in Paseo Nuevo mall COST: free INFO: 963-0408/www.centerstagetheater.
org or www.sonneblauma.com
hometown, brewing up organic mixes
and improvisations of its increasingly
ambitious folk-rock songs. With
Valentines Day on the horizon, ALO
has both beats and love on its collective
minds for this special Tour DAmour.
Opening is Nicki Bluhm, who was
discovered singing an impromptu blues
song at a New Years Eve party by her
future husband, singer-songwriter Tim
Bluhm of the Mother Hips, a band
whose mindset is not unlike ALOs.
WHEN: 9pm WHERE: SOhO Restaurant
& Music Club, 1221 State Street,
upstairs in Victoria Court COST: $20
INFO: 962-7776/www.sohosb.com or
www.clubmercy.com
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 9
Down the Rivers, up in the Valley
The great comedian Joan Rivers has
played just about every gig in the biz,
from The Carol Burnett Show to the Tonight
Show with Johnny Carson, where she
was a regular and favorite of the host.
Still loud, brash and piercingly acerbic
at 78, Rivers pokes fun at herself and
other celebrities for such foibles as plastic
surgery, marriage and bad career choices
in a rare local gig at the Chumash Casino
tonight. WHEN: 8pm WHERE: 3400
East Hwy. 246, Santa Ynez COST: $25-
$45 INFO: (800) CHUMASH or www.
chumashcasino.com MJ
I think its also a new way to watch.
Was it hard to play an actor who was
overacting?
I always work with my body when
I do a character. My parts have often
been very physical. Its how I am in real
life. In the same movie you can be over
the top, and you can also do almost
nothing, just turn off, shut down. The
journey the hot and cold, the arc
were the most interesting parts.
Michel is Brnices husband and the
camera certainly seemed to love her. Was
there any concern that you would be
slighted?
I was jealous in the beginning. I
told him, Youre going to have two
wives on this film. He was intel-
ligent enough to balance all three of
us together. Were all friends in real
life and we talk all the time. So it was
very simple.
Will this experience inform your acting
in other films?
(Laughs) Yes, it will have a big
impact. I dont know about the future,
but there will definitely be a Before
The Artist and after. Its up to me
now to make good choices, follow my
instincts and always find pleasure in
whatever Im doing because I love
acting.
Have you had a lot of requests for the
silent movie interpretations of things
since the movie hit? Do people ask you to
play charades?
All the time. Silent interviews. Or
they put me in black and white. We
havent done a silent one by telephone
yet, though.
Do you now want to make Hollywood
movies?
Im not nave to think I could be an
American actor. But I can do things
that work with my accent and sensi-
bility without being marginalized. I
would love to come back, of course,
because Hollywood is the Vatican of
acting.
Were you surprised at how popular the
film has become?
Im completely shocked. And yes-
terday I was taken by surprise and it
really hasnt sunken in that the other
actors voted for me. Im very proud
because the project is important. But
Im not analyzing it. I want to stay in
the pleasure of the moment. Soon it
will all be over, and it will all come
back like a boomerang, and Ill col-
lapse from sheer joy and the mental
stress. Its what the French call, Rich
peoples problems.
Paul Feig
Director Paul Feig wasnt brand new
to intelligent group comedies with
some drama; he did, after all, help co-
create Freaks and Geeks, the now cult-
classic series about high school angst.
But nobody could have imagined
the soaring success hed find with
Bridesmaids, which is about the outra-
geously funny foibles of five females
on a pre-wedding journey. The film
earned Academy Award nominations
for actress Melissa McCarthy, who
will receive SBIFFs Vanguard Award
with five other actors on Friday night,
and for co-writer Kristen Wiig (who
also stars). Feig will participate in the
Directors Panel on Saturday morning.
Q. Youve been working with Judd
Apatow since Freaks and Geeks days.
What makes that relationship work?
A. Weve known each other since we
were stand-ups together, back when
he was seventeen. We complement
each other, because we have a very
similar sense of humor and a similar
style of storytelling grounded and
realistic, and once you have that core
you tell it in the funniest way you can.
I remember when Freaks and Geeks
came out and Time magazine said
called it hilarious and soul crush-
ing, the joke was that he was hilari-
ous and I was soul crushing. When
we get together, its a good system of
checks and balance.
His movies have always been thought of
as made for men, while Bridesmaids has
a particularly female point of view. Is it
because you get women?
I have always had a very femi-
nine point of view on the world. On
Freaks I wrote mostly for Lindsay, as
a way to funnel my thirty-something
angst through someone in the same
emotional level as me you know, a
smart sixteen-year-old girl. I grew up
around a lot of girls. All my friends
were girls. I was in drama, always
hanging with the girls. I found their
humor funnier. Guys humor was
always too much about punching
each other and putting each other
down. I never related to that. Girls
were more supportive, trying to make
each other laugh by doing voices
or singing, with a real camaraderie
about it. I was sent a lot of scripts
about guys trying to get laid, and I
really dont relate to the idea of being
so sex-obsessed, the locker room talk.
But Bridesmaids felt very natural.
You didnt write this, and youre a
guy, but do you see yourself in the story
somewhere?
Yeah, I feel very close to the char-
acters. Kristens character is relatable
to anybody. Id gone through some
of the same things where life is going
well then youre in the pit. I really like
those girls. The friendships are great.
It really works. You want that too. So I
felt close to it all.
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Mediterranean courtyard. Executive Chef
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vative menu, featuring farm fresh, Italian-
inspired California cuisine. Open daily for
breakfast, lunch and dinner from 7 am
to 9 pm.
Cafe Del Sol $$
30 Los Patos Way (969-0448)
CAVA $$
1212 Coast Village Road (969-8500)
Regional Mexican and Spanish cooking
combine to create Latin cuisine from tapas
and margaritas, mojitos, seafood paella
and sangria to lobster tamales, Churrasco
ribeye steak and seared Ahi tuna. Sunfower-
colored interior is accented by live Span-
ish guitarist playing next to cozy beehive
freplace nightly. Lively year-round outdoor
people-wat ching front patio. Open Monday-
Friday 11 am to 10 pm. Saturday and Sunday
10 am to 10 pm.
China Palace $$
1070 Coast Village Road (565-9380)
Montecitos only Chinese restaurant, here youll
fnd large portions and modern dcor. Take out
available. (Montecito Journal staff is especially
fond of the Cashew Chicken!) China Palace also
has an outdoor patio. Open seven days 11:30 am
to 9:30 pm.
Giovannis $
1187 Coast Village Road (969-1277)
Los Arroyos $
1280 Coast Village Road (969-9059)
Little Alexs $
1024 A-Coast Village Road (969-2297)
Luckys (brunch) $$ (dinner) $$$
1279 Coast Village Road (565-7540)
Comfortable, old-fashioned urban steak-
house in the heart of Americas biggest
little village. Steaks, chops, seafood,
cocktails, and an enormous wine list are
featured, with white tablecloths, fine
crystal and vintage photos from the 20th
century. The bar (separate from dining
room) features large flat-screen TV and
opens at 4 pm during the week. Open
nightly from 5 pm to 10 pm; Saturday &
Sunday brunch from 9 am to 3 pm.
Valet Parking.
Montecito Caf $$
1295 Coast Village Road (969-3392)
Montecito Coffee Shop $
1498 East Valley Road (969-6250)
Montecito Wine Bistro $$$
516 San Ysidro Road 969-7520
Head to Montecitos upper village to indulge
in some California bistro cuisine. Chef
Nathan Heil creates seasonal menus that
$ (average per person under $15)
$$ (average per person $15 to $30)
$$$ (average per person $30 to $45)
$$$$ (average per person $45-plus)
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include fsh and vegetarian dishes, and fresh
fatbreads straight out of the wood-burning
oven. The Bistro offers local wines, classic
and specialty cocktails, single malt scotches
and aged cognacs.
Pane Vino $$$
1482 East Valley Road (969-9274)
Peabodys $
1198 Coast Village Road (969-0834)
Plow & Angel $$$
San Ysidro Ranch
900 San Ysidro Lane (565-1700)
Enjoy a comfortable atmosphere as you dine
on traditional dishes such as mac n cheese and
ribs. The ambiance is enhanced with original
artwork, including stained glass windows
and an homage to its namesake, Saint Isadore,
hanging above the freplace. Dinner is served
from 5 to 10 pm daily with bar service extend-
ing until 11 pm weekdays and until midnight
on Friday and Saturday.
Sakana Japanese Restaurant $$
1046 Coast Village Road (565-2014)
Stella Mares $$/$$$
50 Los Patos Way (969-6705)
Stonehouse $$$$
San Ysidro Ranch
900 San Ysidro Lane (565-1700)
Located in what is a 19th-century citrus pack-
inghouse, Stonehouse restaurant features a
lounge with full bar service and separate dining
room with crackling freplace and creekside
views. Chef Jamie Wests regional cuisine is
prepared with a palate of herbs and vegetables
harvested from the on-site chefs garden.
Recently voted 1 of the best 50 restaurants in
America by OpenTable Diners Choice. 2010
Diners Choice Awards: 1 of 50 Most Romantic
Restaurants in America, 1 of 50 Restaurants
With Best Service in America. Open for dinner
from 6 to 10 pm daily. Sunday Brunch 10 am
to 2 pm.
Trattoria Mollie $$$
1250 Coast Village Road (565-9381)
Tre Lune $$/$$$
1151 Coast Village Road (969-2646)
A real Italian boite, complete with small but
fully licensed bar, big list of Italian wines, large
comfortable tables and chairs, lots of mahogany
and large b&w vintage photos of mostly fa-
mous Italians. Menu features both comfort food
like mama used to make and more adventurous
Italian fare. Now open continuously from lunch
to dinner. Also open from 7:30 am to 11:30 am
daily for breakfast.
Via Vai Trattoria Pizzeria $$
1483 East Valley Road (565-9393)
Delis, bakeries, juice bars
Blenders in the Grass
1046 Coast Village Road (969-0611)
Heres The Scoop
1187 Coast Village Road (lower level)
(969-7020)
Gelato and Sorbet are made on the premises.
Open Monday through Thursday 1 pm to 9 pm,
12 pm to 10 pm Friday and Saturday, and 12
pm to 9 pm on Sundays. Scoopie also offers a
full coffee menu featuring Santa Barbara Roast-
ing Company coffee. Offerings are made from
fresh, seasonal ingredients found at Farmers
Market, and waffe cones are made on site
everyday.
Jeannines
1253 Coast Village Road (969-7878)
Montecito Deli
1150 Coast Village Road (969-3717)
Open six days a week from 7 am to 3 pm.
(Closed Sunday) This eatery serves home-
made soups, fresh salads, sandwiches, and
its specialty, The Piadina, a homemade flat
bread made daily. Owner Jeff Rypysc and
staff deliver locally and cater office parties,
luncheons or movie shoots. Also serving
breakfast (7am to 11 am), and brewing Peets
coffee & tea.
Panino
1014 #C Coast Village Road (565-0137)
Pierre Lafond
516 San Ysidro Road (565-1502)
This market and deli is a center of activity
in Montecitos Upper Village, serving fresh
baked pastries, regular and espresso coffee
drinks, smoothies, burritos, homemade
soups, deli salads, made-to-order sandwiches
and wraps available, and boasting a fully
stocked salad bar. Its sunny patio draws
crowds of regulars daily. The shop also
carries specialty drinks, gift items, grocery
staples, and produce. Open everyday 5:30 am
to 8 pm.
Village Cheese & Wine
1485 East Valley Road (969-3815)

In Summerland / Carpinteria
The Barbecue Company $$
3807 Santa Claus Lane (684-2209)
Cantwells Summerland Market $
2580 Lillie Avenue (969-5894)
Corktree Cellars $$
910 Linden Avenue (684-1400)
Corktree offers a casual bistro setting for
lunch and dinner, in addition to wine
tasting and tapas. The restaurant, open
everyday except Monday, features art from
locals, mellow music and a relaxed atmo-
sphere. An extensive wine list features over
110 bottles of local and international wines,
which are also available in the eatery's
retail section.
Garden Market $
3811 Santa Claus Lane (745-5505)
Jacks Bistro $
5050 Carpinteria Avenue (566-1558)
Serving light California Cuisine, Jacks offers
freshly baked bagels with whipped cream
cheeses, omelettes, scrambles, breakfast bur-
ritos, specialty sandwiches, wraps, burgers,
salads, pastas and more. Jacks offers an ex-
tensive espresso and coffee bar menu, along
with wine and beer. They also offer full ser-
vice catering, and can accommodate wedding
receptions to corporate events. Open Monday
through Friday 6:30 am to 3 pm, Saturday
and Sunday 7 am to 3 pm.
Nugget $$
2318 Lillie Avenue (969-6135)
Padaro Beach Grill $
3765 Santa Claus Lane (566-9800)
A beach house feel gives this seaside eatery
its charm and makes it a perfect place to
bring the whole family. Its new owners added
a pond, waterfall, an elevated patio with
freplace and couches to boot. Enjoy grill op-
tions, along with salads and seafood plates.
The Grill is open Monday through Sunday
11 am to 9 pm
Slys $$$
686 Linden Avenue (684-6666)
Slys features fresh fsh, farmers market veg-
gies, traditional pastas, prime steaks, Blue Plate
Specials and vintage desserts. Youll fnd a full
bar, serving special martinis and an extensive
wine list featuring California and French wines.
Cocktails from 4 pm to close, dinner from 5 to
9 pm Sunday-Thursday and 5 to 10 pm Friday
and Saturday. Lunch is M-F 11:30 to 2:30, and
brunch is served on the weekends from 9 am
to 3 pm.
Stackys Seaside $
2315 Lillie Avenue (969-9908)
Summerland Beach Caf $
2294 Lillie Avenue (969-1019)
Tinkers $
2275 C Ortega Hill Road (969-1970)
Santa Barbara / Restaurant Row
Andersens Danish Bakery &
Gourmet Restaurant $
1106 State State Street (962-5085)
Established in 1976, Andersens serves Danish
and European cuisine including breakfast,
lunch & dinner. Authentic Danishes, Apple
Strudels, Marzipans, desserts & much more.
Dine inside surrounded by European interior
or outside on the sidewalk patio. Open 8 am to
9 pm Monday through Friday, 8 am to 10 pm
Saturday and Sunday.
Bistro Eleven Eleven $$
1111 East Cabrillo Boulevard (730-1111)
Located adjacent to Hotel Mar Monte, the
bistro serves breakfast and lunch featur-
ing all-American favorites. Dinner is a mix
of traditional favorites and coastal cuisine.
The lounge advancement to the restaurant
features a big screen TV for daily sporting
events and happy hour. Open Monday-
Friday 6:30 am to 9 pm, Saturday and Sunday
6:30 am to 10 pm.
Chucks Waterfront Grill $$
113 Harbor Way (564-1200)
Located next to the Maritime Museum, enjoy
some of the best views of both the mountains
and the Santa Barbara pier sitting on the newly
renovated, award-winning patio, while enjoy-
ing fresh seafood straight off the boat. Dinner is
served nightly from 5 pm, and brunch is offered
on Sunday from 10 am until 1 pm. Reservations
are recommended.
El Paseo $$
813 Anacapa Street (962-6050)
Located in the heart of downtown Santa Bar-
bara in a Mexican plaza setting, El Paseo is the
place for authentic Mexican specialties, home-
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made chips and salsa, and a cold margarita
while mariachis stroll through the historic
restaurant. The dcor refects its rich Spanish
heritage, with bougainvillea-draped balconies,
fountain courtyard dining and a festive bar.
Dinner specials are offered during the week,
with a brunch on Sundays. Open Tuesday
through Thursday 4 pm to 10 pm, Friday and
Saturday 11:30 am to 10:30 pm, and Sunday
10:30 am to 9 pm.
Enterprise Fish Co. $$
225 State Street (962-3313)
Every Monday and Tuesday the Enterprise
Fish Company offers two-pound Maine Lob-
sters served with clam chowder or salad, and
rice or potatoes for only $29.95. Happy hour
is every weekday from 4 pm to 7 pm. Open
Sunday thru Thursday 11:30 am to 10 pm and
Friday thru Saturday 11:30 am to 11 pm.
The Harbor Restaurant $$
210 Stearns Wharf (963-3311)
Enjoy ocean views at the historic Harbor
Restaurant on Stearns Wharf. Featuring prime
steaks and seafood, a wine list that has earned
Wine Spectator Magazines Award of Excel-
lence for the past six years and a full cocktail
bar. Lunch is served 11:30 am to 2:30 pm
Monday-Friday, 11 am to 3 pm Saturday and
Sunday. Dinner is served 5:30 pm to 10 pm,
early dinner available Saturday and Sunday
starting at 3 pm.
Los Agaves $
600 N. Milpas Street (564-2626)
Los Agaves offers eclectic Mexican cuisine, us-
ing only the freshest ingredients, in a casual and
friendly atmosphere. Serving lunch and dinner,
with breakfast on the weekends, Los Agaves fea-
tures traditional dishes from central and south-
ern Mexico such as shrimp & fsh enchiladas,
shrimp chile rellenos, and famous homemade
mole poblano. Open Monday- Friday 11 am to
9 pm, Saturday & Sunday 9 am to 9 pm.
Mir $$$$
8301 Hollister Avenue at Bacara Resort & Spa
(968-0100)
Mir is a refned refuge with stunning views,
featuring two genuine Miro sculptures, a top-
rated chef offering a sophisticated menu that
accents fresh, organic, and native-grown in-
gredients, and a world-class wine cellar. Open
Tuesday through Saturday from 6 pm
to 10 pm.
Olio e Limone Ristorante $$$
Olio Pizzeria $
17 West Victoria Street (899-2699)
Elaine and Alberto Morello oversee this
friendly, casually elegant, linen-tabletop eatery
featuring Italian food of the highest order. Of-
ferings include eggplant souff, pappardelle
with quail, sausage and mushroom rag, and
fresh-imported Dover sole. Wine Spectator
Award of Excellence-winning wine list. Private
dining (up to 40 guests) and catering are also
available.
Next door at Olio Pizzeria, the Morellos have
added a simple pizza-salumi-wine-bar inspired
by neighborhood pizzerie and enoteche in
Italy. Here the focus is on artisanal pizzas and
antipasti, with classic toppings like fresh moz-
zarella, seafood, black truffes, and sausage.
Salads, innovative appetizers and an assort-
ment of salumi and formaggi round out the
menu at this casual, fast-paced eatery. Private
dining for up to 32 guests. Both the ristorante
and the pizzeria are open for lunch Monday
thru Saturday (11:30 am to 2 pm) and dinner
seven nights a week (from 5 pm).
Pierre Lafond Wine Bistro $
516 State Street (962-1455)
The Wine Bistro menu is seasonal California
cuisine specializing in local products. Pair
your meal with wine from the Santa Barbara
Winery, Lafond Winery or one from the list
of wines from around the world. Happy
Hour Monday - Friday 4:30 to 6:30 pm. The
1st Wednesday of each month is Passport to
the World of Wine. Grilled cheese night ev-
ery Thursday. Open for breakfast, lunch and
dinner; catering available.
www.pierrelafond.com
Renauds $
3315 State Street (569-2400)
Located in Loreto Plaza, Renauds is a bakery
specializing in a wide selection of French
pastries. The breakfast and lunch menu is
composed of egg dishes, sandwiches and
salads and represents Renauds personal
favorites. Brewed coffees and teas are organic.
Open Monday-Saturday 7 am to 5 pm, Sunday
7 am to 3 pm.
Rodneys Steakhouse $$$
633 East Cabrillo Boulevard (884-8554)
Deep in the heart of well, deep in the heart of
Fess Parkers Doubletree Inn on East Beach
in Santa Barbara. This handsome eatery sells
and serves only Prime Grade beef, lamb, veal,
halibut, salmon, lobster and other high-end
victuals. Full bar, plenty of California wines,
elegant surroundings, across from the ocean.
Open for dinner Tuesday through Saturday at
5:30 pm. Reservations suggested on weekends.
Ojai
Maravilla $$$
905 Country Club Road in Ojai (646-1111)
Located at the Ojai Valley Inn & Spa, this
upscale eatery features prime steaks, chops
and fresh seafood. Local farmers provide fresh
produce right off the vine, while herbs are har-
vested from the Inns herb garden. The menu
includes savory favorites like pan seared diver
scallops and braised beef short ribs; dishes are
accented with seasonal vegetables. Open Sun-
day through Thursday for dinner from 5:30 pm
to 9:30 pm, Friday and Saturday from
5:30 pm to 10 pm. MJ
Starts Monday, February 6
5 Academy Award Nominations
THE GIRL WITH THE
DRAGON TATTOO (R)
Mon-Thu - 2:10 8:00
Kate Beckinsale (R)
UNDERWORLD AWAKENING
in 2D: Mon-Thu - 2:30 5:20
in 3D: Mon-Thu - 7:50
RED TAILS (PG-13)
Mon-Thu - 2:00 4:50 7:40
HAYWIRE (R)
Mon-Thu - 2:20 5:10 7:30
CONTRABAND (R)
Mon-Thu - 5:30
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Daniel Radcliffe (PG-13)
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1:10 4:00 7:10 9:40
+ CHRONICLE (PG-13)
2:00 4:30 7:00 9:20
+ THE GREY (R)
1:00 3:45 6:40 9:30
ONE FOR THE MONEY (PG-13)
1:30 4:10 6:50 9:10
MAN ON A LEDGE (PG-13)
1:45 4:40 7:20 9:45
6 Academy Award Nominations
WAR HORSE (PG-13) 7:30
11 Academy Award Nominations
HUGO (PG)
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PARIAH (R)
Fri & Mon-Thu - 5:00 7:30
Sat/Sun - 2:15 5:00 7:30
See List Above For Events
+ CHRONICLE (PG-13)
Fri/Sat -
1:00 3:10 5:25 7:40 9:55
Sun-Thu -
1:00 3:10 5:25 7:40
+ BIG MIRACLE (PG)
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Sun-Thu - 1:10 4:00 7:00
Daniel Radcliffe (PG-13)
+ THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Fri/Sat - 1:30 4:30 7:30 10:00
Sun-Thu - 1:30 4:30 7:30
Liam Neeson
+ THE GREY (R)
Fri/Sat - 1:20 4:15 7:10 9:50
Sun-Thu - 1:20 4:15 7:10
Katherine Heigl
ONE FOR THE MONEY (PG-13)
Fri/Sat - 1:40 4:40 7:20 9:35
Sun-Thu - 1:40 4:40 7:20
Drew Barrymore
+ BIG MIRACLE (PG)
2:00 4:45 7:30
2 Academy Award Nominations
including BEST PICTURE!
EXTREMELY LOUD &
INCREDIBLY CLOSE (PG-13)
1:30 4:20 7:15
CONTRABAND (R) 5:00
3 Academy Award Nominations
BEST ACTOR - Gary Oldman
TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY
1:45 7:45 (R)
10 Academy Award Nominations
including BEST PICTURE!
THE ARTIST (PG-13)
2:00 4:45 7:30
2 Academy Award Nominations
including BEST PICTURE!
EXTREMELY LOUD &
INCREDIBLY CLOSE (PG-13)
2:15 5:10 8:00
2 Academy Award Nominations
Best Actress - Meryl Streep
THE IRON LADY (PG-13)
2:25 5:00 7:45
MAN ON A LEDGE (PG-13)
2:40 5:30 8:15
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Wagners GOTTERDAMMERUNG
Thursday, February 16 - 7:00 pm - ARLINGTON
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A rare look at the Largest Collection of Da Vincis paintings!
Saturday, February 18 - 2:00 pm - ARLINGTON
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Dudamel conducts Mahler
.. ..
Starts Monday, February 6
5 Academy Award Nominations
THE GIRL WITH THE
DRAGON TATTOO (R)
Mon-Thu - 2:10 8:00
Kate Beckinsale (R)
UNDERWORLD AWAKENING
in 2D: Mon-Thu - 2:30 5:20
in 3D: Mon-Thu - 7:50
RED TAILS (PG-13)
Mon-Thu - 2:00 4:50 7:40
HAYWIRE (R)
Mon-Thu - 2:20 5:10 7:30
CONTRABAND (R)
Mon-Thu - 5:30
2044 Alameda Padre Serra - S.B.
RIVIERA
PASEO NUEVO
8 W. De La Guerra Pl. - S.B.
ARLINGTON
1317 State Street - 963-4408
+++++ Metropolitan Theatres +++++
Daniel Radcliffe (PG-13)
+ THE WOMAN IN BLACK
1:10 4:00 7:10 9:40
+ CHRONICLE (PG-13)
2:00 4:30 7:00 9:20
+ THE GREY (R)
1:00 3:45 6:40 9:30
ONE FOR THE MONEY (PG-13)
1:30 4:10 6:50 9:10
MAN ON A LEDGE (PG-13)
1:45 4:40 7:20 9:45
6 Academy Award Nominations
WAR HORSE (PG-13) 7:30
11 Academy Award Nominations
HUGO (PG)
in 2D: 1:20 in 3D: 4:20
PARIAH (R)
Fri & Mon-Thu - 5:00 7:30
Sat/Sun - 2:15 5:00 7:30
See List Above For Events
+ CHRONICLE (PG-13)
Fri/Sat -
1:00 3:10 5:25 7:40 9:55
Sun-Thu -
1:00 3:10 5:25 7:40
+ BIG MIRACLE (PG)
Fri/Sat - 1:10 4:00 7:00 9:30
Sun-Thu - 1:10 4:00 7:00
Daniel Radcliffe (PG-13)
+ THE WOMAN IN BLACK
Fri/Sat - 1:30 4:30 7:30 10:00
Sun-Thu - 1:30 4:30 7:30
Liam Neeson
+ THE GREY (R)
Fri/Sat - 1:20 4:15 7:10 9:50
Sun-Thu - 1:20 4:15 7:10
Katherine Heigl
ONE FOR THE MONEY (PG-13)
Fri/Sat - 1:40 4:40 7:20 9:35
Sun-Thu - 1:40 4:40 7:20
Drew Barrymore
+ BIG MIRACLE (PG)
2:00 4:45 7:30
2 Academy Award Nominations
including BEST PICTURE!
EXTREMELY LOUD &
INCREDIBLY CLOSE (PG-13)
1:30 4:20 7:15
CONTRABAND (R) 5:00
3 Academy Award Nominations
BEST ACTOR - Gary Oldman
TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY
1:45 7:45 (R)
10 Academy Award Nominations
including BEST PICTURE!
THE ARTIST (PG-13)
2:00 4:45 7:30
2 Academy Award Nominations
including BEST PICTURE!
EXTREMELY LOUD &
INCREDIBLY CLOSE (PG-13)
2:15 5:10 8:00
2 Academy Award Nominations
Best Actress - Meryl Streep
THE IRON LADY (PG-13)
2:25 5:00 7:45
MAN ON A LEDGE (PG-13)
2:40 5:30 8:15
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Best Actress - Glenn Close
ALBERT NOBBS (R)
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Sat/Sun - 2:00 4:45 7:30
5 Academy Award Nominations
including BEST PICTURE!
THE DESCENDANTS (R)
Fri & Mon-Thu - 5:00 7:45
Sat/Sun - 2:15 5:00 7:45
FAIRVIEW
225 N. Fai rvi ew - Gol eta
Features Stadium Seating
PLAZA DE ORO
371 Hi t chcock Way - S. B.
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February 3 t hru 9
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+ CHRONICLE (PG-13)
Fiesta 5 Camino Real
+ THE WOMAN IN BLACK (PG-13)
Fiesta 5 Camino Real
+ BIG MIRACLE (PG) Fiesta 5 Fairview
Saturday, February 11 - 9:00 am - ARLINGTON
+ MET OPERA LIVE IN HD
Wagners GOTTERDAMMERUNG
Thursday, February 16 - 7:00 pm - ARLINGTON
+ LEONARDO: LIVE IN HD
A rare look at the Largest Collection of Da Vincis paintings!
Saturday, February 18 - 2:00 pm - ARLINGTON
+ LA PHIL: LIVE IN HD
Dudamel conducts Mahler
.. ..
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Similarly, why do you think the movie
has done so well with both sexes?
Women really relate to it because
its them being honest and talk-
ing like they actually do with their
friends. Its sad that they dont get to
see that very often because womens
movies tend to be over-scripted
But the story at its heart isnt male or
female. Movies about women have
often been so cloying, but this is just
a relatable story that happens to star
women. The men got dragged along
and then found out it was really
funny.
Talk about casting. They almost didnt
seem like they were acting. Did you guys
stick religiously to the script or was there
room for improvising?
A lot. When I direct I create an envi-
ronment even technically, by shoot-
ing both people at the same time in
which they can be loose and make
things their own. You cant do improv
without a strong road map, and we
had that if we just shot the script it
would have been a really good movie.
But I like things to sound very natural.
So when we cast we looked for people
who were good at improv. And we tell
them dont be religious about it. We
dont want it word for word. We want
to see your personality, inhabit the role.
Melissa McCarthy. Just where did that
performance come from?
It came from heaven. We had seen
a lot of people for the role, and they
were some really top actors. They
were all great. But Melissa came in
and just blew us away, doing that
character with the ambiguousness. At
first I thought she was playing it gay,
then she was getting all sexual talking
about guys. And we hadnt thought
of that take on the character. By the
rehearsal process, it became clear we
had something great and we knew we
had to do more with her.

And the famous scene?
It works because it was set up
correctly. Taking a [crap] in a sink
wouldnt be funny if you werent
emotionally invested in her trying
ENTERTAINMENT (Continued from page 33)
Paul Feig, seen here on the set of Bridesmaids with star Kristen Wiig, will participate at SBIFFs
Directors Panel on Saturday morning (Photo by Suzanne Hanover)
Demin Bichir (seen here on right with A Better Life costar Jos Julin) has been nominated for an Oscar
for Best Actor, and will be receiving the SBIFFs Virtuosos Award Friday night at the Arlington
Bridesmaids has been nominated for an Academy
Award for Best Original Screenplay
so hard not to screw things up at all.
Its not just vomit and poop flying
everywhere Its the comedy of over-
whelming evidence.
Demin Bichir
Demin Bichir is a widely cele-
brated actor in Mexico, but its likely
youll best recognize him from TVs
Weeds, where he played the mob-
connected mayor of Tijuana through
2010. But those who caught him in
last years powerful indie, A Better
Life, know why the actor was nomi-
nated for an Academy Award for best
actor for his role as Carlos, an ille-
gal immigrant trying to improve his
sons chances in life. Bichir and five
other actors receive SBIFFs Virtuosos
Award Friday night at the Arlington.
Q. How did you prepare for this role?
As a star actor, you havent had the same
experiences.
A. Im really close to the immigra-
tion issue. Im an immigrant myself
and I talk to them all the time every
day everywhere I can. We relate to
each other through our country and
the films Ive done in Mexico. When
I hear their stories I always listen. So
when I got the part, I spent time driv-
ing around Beverly Hills, and when-
ever I saw a truck with gardening
equipment Id stop and talk and ask
them their stories. They showed me
how to perform those skills to be a real
gardener, including going up a tree to
trim the palm leaves. But that was just
the physical part. For the emotional
ride that Carlos takes, I had to go
inside. And we spent lots of times in
rehearsal in our characters to create
the relationship we had on film.
Did it help to stay in character during
the shoot?
It did. I dont like to step out of the
concentration. I grow my own beard,
or shave my head if the character
needs it. You dont want to shoot
during the day as one person and
then see another face in the mirror
at night when youre brushing your
teeth. You want to be the same guy
when you wake up in the morning.
And I didnt drive my own car, either,
but got a beat up truck so I could feel
what Carlos feels. It all helps to set
the mood.
Is the film helping to change the conver-
sation about immigration? Can movies
still affect us that way?
Part of all this attention were get-
ting is raising our hopes that some-
thing can happen. Our greatest wish
is that people will be curious to at
least see the film and maybe spread
the word. I do believe in the power
of cinema, the way a film can change
your perspective. Thats whats been
happening. As people see it on DVD
the talk is growing.
So whats the solution? I know youre
not a politician, but do you have any
ideas?
Theres one fact that it is undeni-
able. There are eleven million human
beings from Mexico living in this
country. Theyre here. Everyone talks
about homeland security. If we are
able to give everyone a face and a
name, and documents, then we will
know who is feeding our kids, cook-
ing the foods, working our gardens,
parking our cars, and you can feel
safer And politicians need to stop
lying about whats going on. They tell
the American public that immigrants
are the new enemy and that immi-
grants are taking Americans jobs. But
its not the truth. No one wants those
jobs, and fruit is rotting in the fields
(wherever there is enforcement). So
reform is needed.
Can we talk about Weeds? Your char-
acter was a lot of fun, but was also really
multidimensional, wrestling with moral
issues, just like everyone on the show.
So many sides that you never knew who
to root for. And then you were killed off-
screen before last season. Was that your
choice?
Thats why I loved that show. Its
real. They told everything by real
people. No one disguised anything.
You had to think for yourself [As far
as my character] no one saw my body,
right? So Im not saying anything, but
remember that.

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