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God Wants Me to Be Rich


(Portfolio.com: Careers) million of Lakewood’s money for a stake in a television station, KTBU, in The considerable income from his books and related products (there were 19
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1998, and an additional $6 million for the remainder in 2005. The spinoff calendars, daybooks, and inspirational pamphlets from his first book)
independently operated station would turn out to be a wise purchase, goes to Osteen, who gives much of that—-people inside Lakewood say more
W ho will save us? Who will lift us up from crushing credit-card debt and returning $32 million when Lakewood sold it in 2006. than 50 percent of his income—to Lakewood ministries and other charities.
resetting mortgage payments and impending foreclosure, from increasing Even as he was making his father’s church more successful than ever That still leaves Osteen with plenty of “God’s favor.” The operation—the
gas prices and decreasing health-insurance coverage? We are a nation throughout the mid-1990s, Osteen quietly grew frustrated with his father’s TV time, the basketball arena, the worship events staged across the
stumbling through our worst financial crisis in a generation and our worst reluctance to expand as aggressively as Joel would have liked. “My dad country—should all simply be considered as, Comes points out, the delivery
housing market in a lifetime. And so we come, seeking gentle salvation, didn’t have it in him. He just wouldn’t feel comfortable with that.” (In fact, system for getting the product, Joel’s message, out to the marketplace. The
inspiring prayers, steadying words, soothing notions, and calming thoughts Lakewood’s rapid expansion has put it $45 million in debt, thanks to a $75 goal of Lakewood’s 350 employees is to facilitate and spread that message.
that will allow us to become, in Joel Osteen’s words, “victors, not victims.” million bank loan that is still far from being paid off.) The return is measured in souls saved and lives changed. “We’re always
We are in Greensboro, North Carolina, making our way into the Nevertheless, though three of his siblings were actively involved in the looking for ways to get our message out there more efficiently; in that way,
downtown arena through the hot, buggy air, to worship with the pastor who ministry, Osteen never considered taking the pulpit. “He was so we’re no different from any other big brand, a Coke or a Starbucks,” Iloff
will save us, the man anointed, by one of his congregants, as “Reverend uncomfortable onstage,” recalls Phil Cooke, a producer and consultant at says.
Feelgood.” Sixteen thousand will file in this evening, as have millions more Lakewood. “He was very uncomfortable in public. He always loved being But it takes revenue to win souls, and within the organization are constant
to coliseums, concert venues, and baseball stadiums around the behind the scenes.” discussions about how to most efficiently package the message. Osteen’s
country—all, in a way, his churches. ( View a slideshow that tallies the One Sunday, Osteen agreed to deliver the sermon. He doesn’t know why podcasts, which are free, consistently rank in the top 10 on iTunes, and
budgets of some of the biggest churches.) and to this day asserts it was a kind of divine intervention, “a strong feeling Comes wonders aloud about how to monetize that. The team is not shy
We are a diverse, representative swath of troubled America: families of God” that compelled him to say yes to his father after saying no so many about dreaming big—and commercially. “We sit and try to imagine what
struggling under debt, husbands and wives seeking reconciliation, young times. The story is often told of how Osteen gave his first sermon on January our program would look like with a Coca-Cola logo on the front. We’re just
couples on first dates, children dragged by pious grandparents who promise 17, 1999, as his father, who was suffering from kidney failure, lay in a looking into it,” Comes says.
them popcorn and BibleMan action figures. It is religion as escapism, hospital bed listening to it over the telephone. John Osteen passed away less Still, when it comes down to “message versus revenue,” Comes says,
criticized throughout the Bible Belt as “Christianity lite” or “prosperity than a week later. “message always wins.” At Lakewood, message and revenue tend to work in
gospel.” But this murmuring crowd, slouching toward a kinder, gentler Joel Osteen’s ascension to the pulpit was fraught with uncertainty. He was blessed harmony. Duncan Dodds, Lakewood’s executive director, took the
salvation, is a more telling indicator of the state of our union than consumer so nervous about taking over the ministry that he canceled the time slots he podium recently in Greensboro to make a few announcements before
durables purchased or capital goods ordered. Unemployment they know; had purchased for his father, assuming that no one would want to watch the Osteen, the choir, the entertainers, and the rest of the Lakewood team began
they don’t need to wait for the Bureau of Labor Statistics to publish a telecast anymore. Victoria vetoed that. “You call them back right now,” she their Night of Hope. “We have great worship at Lakewood,” Dodds told the
monthly number. O, but come to Joel, lift your hands to Jesus, banish your told him. He did and stayed on the air. At first, Osteen explains, he just crowd of 16,000 still settling into their seats, “and that worship is for sale on
negative thoughts, and you can find in these dark times a beacon. wanted to maintain Lakewood’s 5,000-person congregation. It soon became CDs out on the concourse level.”
If, in this country, there is great hurting, then Osteen is here to soothe that clear, however, that not only was the congregation not shrinking, but the One hears certain words repeated constantly by the Lakewood team.
suffering. He does not wish that pain on any of us, and the sight or thought television audience was actually growing. Osteen was proving himself a Meals, services, meetings, and even smoothly flowing traffic over on I-45
of it will bring forth from him great torrents of tears—his eyes clamped shut, natural, more personable than his father, easy on the eyes, with a kinder, are described as awesome. The goal of every operation, sermon, television
his fingers pressed into narrow eye sockets, his lips pulled back over pink softer voice. production, and even expenditure is excellence. And the ultimate purpose of
gums as he grimaces. The crying has become a visual touchstone of an While Osteen’s message wins over the moderate masses, he has become all staffers is to spread the message. That message, functionally, serves as
Osteen sermon, the born-again equivalent of James Brown’s pre-encore anathema to more-traditional Southern Baptists. His appearance on Larry Lakewood’s core product. Sure, it is repackaged into books, CDs, DVDs,
collapse from “exhaustion.” King Live in 2005, during which he waffled as to whether heaven was Bible covers, scented candles, cross necklaces, JESUS FREAK T-shirts, and
Joel feels our pain and has made himself wealthy (reportedly earning $13 barred to Jews, Muslims, and atheists, was posted on YouTube as proof that coffee mugs, but those are all just ways to deliver the message.
million for his last book advance alone) and his church prosperous ($75 Osteen doesn’t embrace the Gospel. And while Osteen is steadfastly The Osteens, like so many American families during the recent real estate
million and counting in annual revenue) by urging us to let go of it, to turn it Christian, he defers to God on the more contentious issues, recusing himself boom, spent the better part of the past decade buying, renovating, and selling
over to God, to accept God’s favor so that we may be as prosperous as Joel. from condemning gays, for instance, or women who have had abortions. homes, and became so proficient in the process that Osteen and his wife
There was always a strain of American Puritanism that pointed to Spending time with Osteen and his team, one can sense their discomfort were able to skip hiring a contractor for their last renovation and go directly
Scripture as justification for asserting that wealth is somehow godly. But when issues that could anger more--doctrinaire Christians are raised. Don to the subcontractors to complete their mansion. Coming off the boom,
ever since evangelical Christianity separated from the mainline faiths in the Iloff, his brother-in-law and chief of communications, almost winces when I during which the average American dwelling doubled in size, the Osteens’
early 20th -century, some preachers have gone further and linked their focus ask Osteen his views on intelligent design versus evolution. “I believe that digs are more modest than one might guess. The house is decorated in a
on personal piety to financial success. The big-tent revivals of the 1930s God created it all,” Osteen says as he stakes out his usual middle ground. “I rococo style that Victoria has called “French” and Osteen calls “fancy.”
promised the dust-bowl destitute the possibility of finding Jesus and their don’t know if it’s six literal days or 6 million years.” Their son, Jonathan, 13, and daughter, Alexandra, 9, are homeschooled, in
next meal just by listening to a fire-and-brimstone message. By the late Osteen’s message of prosperity doesn’t always go over well either. Fellow part because their parents’ schedule requires that their weekend be shifted to
1970s and early 1980s, televangelists like Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart megapastor Rick Warren has called the idea that God wants everybody to be Monday and Tuesday. During breaks in their lessons, they can play in the
made prosperity gospel big business, capitalizing on that era’s economic rich “baloney.” And some conservative Christian ministers have been quick elaborate treehouse or the fenced-in rabbit pen behind the house.
uncertainties to win over a new generation of acolytes, before those to dismiss Osteen as a lightweight or, worse, a heretic. Osteen adamantly As the actual weekend nears, Osteen rises at 5:30 a.m. to work on his
ministries were brought down by scandal. believes that “God wants to give you your own house,” explaining, “He’s sermons, which he delivers twice weekly. Osteen labors over them, speaking
Osteen is one of a new breed of televangelists—Joyce Meyer, T.D. Jakes, not having financial difficulties. He owns it all.” the words aloud as he types them into his computer. He considers the
and Creflo Dollar are also rising stars—who are preaching a less Much of the criticism of Lakewood, no doubt, stems from resentment at writing, shaping, and memorizing of his sermons to be the single most
sanctimonious, more inclusive message. His church is in that part of the Osteen’s ministering to the largest and most financially successful church in important part of his job. The message supports the whole enterprise, and he
economy that thrives in troubled times, that can count on full pews when America. He certainly makes an easy target, with the talk-show-host grin, frequently turns to God to guide him when the burden of Lakewood, his
wallets are empty and an ever more receptive audience if we do go into a the gelled hair, the bleached teeth, and the jocular manner. But there is no success, or the scale of the church and business threatens to overwhelm him.
full-on recession. denying that his message, and his marketing of that message, is getting out “It’s just in me, God’s favor, faith, and hope.”
Osteen hasn’t necessarily tailored his message for the downturn. Instead, to the world while so many other pastors are preaching to empty pews. He believes, resolutely, in the value of the product he is crafting in his
he has continued his feel-good preaching, his exhortations to focus on the Osteen dismisses the notion that he has watered down the Scriptures to win office on those quiet mornings. “Very rarely will you find a company that
positive and banish negative thoughts, his reminders that God wants you to over worshippers. “It’s who we are,” he says. “The accessibility of my produces a widget where everyone is mentally and spiritually into producing
have a good job, a beautiful home, and decent cash flow. His vast ministry message doesn’t bother me a bit. Look, we deal with people who are a better widget,” Osteen says. “There’s a purpose behind what we’re doing.
has become, in effect, shelter from the storm. “God wants you to have a big fighting cancer, fighting to save their marriages, dealing with the death of We believe in our widget. We’re doing more than giving people a good time
life,” Osteen reminds his flock. “That is his blessing. God has a big dream loved ones. I don’t think they need to be beaten down. And I think the or a better toothbrush, because it’s hard to put in your heart and soul and
for your life.” success of the message in the marketplace is because we are optimistic, sacrifice so much to make a better toothbrush.”
We live in a time of miraculous congregations. Osteen’s Lakewood encouraging.” Being backstage at a Joel Osteen worship event is remarkably similar to
Church, in Houston, is the largest in the United States, with 45,000 regular Phil Cooke, a longtime colleague and the author of Branding Faith, says, being at an N.B.A. game or a rock concert. Beefy security guards tell you
weekly attendees and 7 million more tuning in. His television show is the “Oprah has a brand, Nike has a brand, and Joel Osteen has a brand. Joel has where you can and can’t go. Crew members chow down on a buffet laid out
most-watched inspirational program in America and is seen in 100 countries made his brand the inspiration brand.” by a local caterer and bark into walkie-talkies between bites. At some point,
around the world. He has sold 7 million copies of his two books, Your Best In person, the 45-year-old Osteen is certainly both optimistic and black Town Cars head down the long, curving driveway into the belly of the
Life Now and Become a Better You. Podcasts of his sermons are encouraging. As he sits in the family suite after Sunday services, taking a arena and drop off the pastors and performers, who retreat into private
downloaded 4.5 million times a month. He preaches to more than 15,000 break before heading up to the editing bay, he has the calm, gentle gravity of suites. The night is a celebration of music, state-of-the-art visual effects,
people at a time in the basketball arena turned sanctuary that is Lakewood a man who never raises his voice and never has to. Everyone leans in to hear and, of course, Christ. Lakewood spends a great deal of money attracting top
Church. His pulpit stands near the spot where Hakeem Olajuwon helped the Osteen. With his too-small eyes, a sharp nose, and thin lips with gospel and Christian talent, and music minister Cindy Cruse-Ratcliff leads a
Houston Rockets win two consecutive N.B.A. titles. But the Rockets, who parenthetical dimples on each side, his long, drawn face is like a happy, team of Grammy Award winners, including gospel singer Israel Houghton.
have since moved across town, never put as many people in the seats as joyous, and free version of Munch’s Scream. In his preacher’s slacks, It’s a thumping occasion, with people dancing in the aisles and even the
Osteen does. yellow tie, and blue striped shirt, he has a disconcerting habit of seeming to security guards singing along to “Come Just as You Are” and “We Have
Osteen will tell you that his success is a result of God’s favor, that his run out of words before finishing his sentences; the effect is that you’re Overcome.” Osteen’s entire family is in the act. His mother, wife, and
message is God’s message, and that all that he has achieved is a blessing always left hanging, waiting for another word that might or might not come. children often play parts in the service. But it’s Osteen himself we have
from God. Clearly, he is more than just an inspiring pastor; he is also a “Have you read Good to Great?” Victoria asks me at one point, referring to come to see. He wins the crowd over with wholesome jokes and inspires
master marketer and—pardon me for saying this, Joel—a damn good chief the phenomenally selling business book. “Joel is a level-5 leader. He knows with his sweet-voiced message. The sermon today is based on the notion of
executive. there is more than one way to get to a point, and he lets his people get to the “hitting the DELETE button when you have those negative thoughts.” He
He presides over an empire that takes in tens of millions of dollars a year point their way. He’s a true level-5—great delegator, great empowerer, great urges us to banish that voice telling us, “I’ll never get that great job. I’ll
and has been growing at a boom-time pace. (Though Osteen gives a big-picture thinker.” never meet that special someone. I’ll never get married.” Hit the delete
significant portion of his book and CD earnings to the church, his take is still Osteen’s boldest brainstorm was leasing the Compaq Center from the city button, he urges, and reprogram your mind. “Just one inferior thought can
ample enough to allow him and his family to live in 5,000 square feet of of Houston in 2002 and investing $98 million to renovate it. For Osteen, keep you off balance and away from your God-given destiny.”
leopard-skinned luxury in one of Houston’s tonier neighborhoods.) Rough who had always put a premium on the look and feel of the church, The crowd is eager, multiracial, and well-intentioned. We want to hear
economic times, Osteen believes, make the business of saving souls that renovating and refitting a basketball arena as a sanctuary was both a great good words, have uplifting thoughts, be inspired by a positive message.
much richer. “I would think that our message would have increased opportunity and a daunting challenge. Who doesn’t? We are here to escape our worries, or even better, to
relevancy in a time of economic uncertainty. I think people want to know The scale of the renovation—a five-floor office annex, two 30-foot overcome them with hope. These are uncertain times, and we all feel the
that God is taking care of you. As it gets darker, I think the brighter message waterfalls, and a children’s facility capable of hosting 5,000 kids while their pangs of doubt. Can we pay our mortgage? Will we keep our job? When will
shines.” parents are in the main sanctuary—was a logistical challenge better suited to we finally achieve the plus-size life we have been visualizing? Listening to
Joel’s father, john osteen, was a pastor who dissociated himself from the Halliburton than a house of God. Osteen’s brother-in-law Kevin Comes, the Osteen, it all sounds so easy. Delete those negative thoughts. Focus on the
Southern Baptist Church to start his own congregation, Lakewood, in an chief operating officer and a former construction executive, was the point positive. We are victors, not victims.
abandoned feedstore in 1959. It was John who started the family march man on the project, but like almost all of Lakewood’s top executives, he The highlight of every service is when Osteen asks those who are willing
toward a more gentle Jesus, focusing on the goodness and love of God and deferred to Osteen: “Joel made the decision to do it right the first time. We to turn their lives over to Jesus to stand up in the vast arena and make their
downplaying the Old Testament anger and wrath. One of John’s prevailing gutted the place and started over.” Osteen was consulted on almost every commitment right then and there. It is an inspiring moment, filled with
themes, and the underpinning for much of Lakewood’s current message, can major decision, responding with his usual quiet nod when he was presented raised Bibles and palms outstretched to heaven; Osteen and some of the
be found in one of his sermons: “It’s God’s will for you to live in prosperity with, for example, the new lighting scheme or platform design. congregation are in tears. If we have been suffering, if we have been in pain,
instead of poverty. It’s God’s will for you to pay your bills and not be in The resulting church is a modern technological marvel and perhaps the if we have dealt with financial insecurity, then this standing up, this raising
debt. It’s God’s will for you to live in health and not in sickness all the days most family-friendly worship venue in the world. Kidslife, the $25 million of hands to heaven, this simple vow of faith, Osteen assures us, will start us
of your life.” children’s facility, was designed by a group of former Disney staffers and on the road to wellness and prosperity.
Joel is the second youngest of six siblings, and the one considered least provides care and religious services for the children of parents attending For a moment, as the choir sings, “When the battle is over / and the
likely to take the pulpit. To say that he was a quiet child would be an Lakewood. It has the look and feel of a giant version of a McDonald’s play fighting is done / we’ll lay down our armor / the victories all won,” and the
understatement. The diminutive boy—he would grow six inches after he area, only with neon lettering that refers to a verse in Philippians on the orange, red, and purple stage lights are flashing, and a halolike luminescence
graduated from high school—was easy to underestimate. As his lifelong walls. surrounds Osteen as he promises to free us from our fears, to lift us above
friend Johnny McGowan says, “On the basketball court, guys would take a Such a sterling facility is the logical extension of the Osteen brand. Last our doubts, to lead us to prosperity and joy, I think about my own worries,
look at Joel and say, ‘I’ll guard him,’ and then Joel would go right by them.” year, Lakewood generated $76 million in revenue, which amounts to just my debts, my career, my woes.
After a year at Oral Roberts University, Osteen dropped out to return to over $1,600 for every member of its congregation. Its take includes $44 How tempting it would be to just stand and turn my will and life over to
Houston, in part to care for his mother, Dodie, who was then recovering million donated directly by congregants, who are asked to give 10 percent of Jesus if, in exchange, I will be led down a righteous path of prosperity, taken
from cancer (a miracle regularly cited at Lakewood Church). He then their gross income; $10 million in product sales and sermon tapes; and $13 in hand by Jesus, and Joel, and delivered to my gilded acre of the American
married his wife, Victoria, and took a formal position at Lakewood, helping million brought in through direct-mail solicitations, up from about $6 dream. Yes, yes, why shouldn’t I stand? Because who am I not to want to be
out with the television show and the design of the platform, as the stage million two years ago. The church’s greatest expense is the TV airtime it saved? Who doesn’t need a little bit of Joel in their life, tonight, every night,
around the pulpit is known, and eventually becoming the producer of buys: $22 million last year to broadcast the show in more than 100 markets, forever, leading us from this dark place to our promised land? Together,
Lakewood’s Sunday service. “Victoria would kid me because I would spend a 10 percent annual increase in spending that is easy to justify. “Cutting hands joined, shoulder to shoulder, we will march forward into our glorious
four hours adjusting a light,” Osteen says. “I learned you can’t separate the back on airtime would be like saying we won’t be sending any trucks to future. Delete the negative thoughts, Joel preaches. Yes, yes, delete them.
message from the presentation of that message.” deliver our product,” Comes says. An additional $13 million goes to Related Links
It was perfect training for a 21st--century televangelist. Osteen developed administrative costs and salaries, and $9 million a year is spent on facilities The Big Easy Sell
a keen understanding of the television market—time slots, lead-ins, cost per and maintenance. When Will Penmanship Become an Anachronism?
rating point—and to this day can tell you the top stations in most of his Osteen hasn’t drawn a salary from the church since 2005. He bought his Huge TV Audience Expected in China For Yao-Yi Showdown
major markets. So passionate was he about the medium that he invested $2 own home, for $331,500 in 1994, and pays to have his kids homeschooled.
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Enemy of the State


(Portfolio.com: Executives) “one cold hell for a New York Jew,” as Amsterdam describes it. He worked arrested on charges of theft. Months of interrogation followed. Then, on
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at his school newspaper, where he wrote a story in favor of activist Abbie October 25, masked forces armed with machine guns seized
Hoffman; the piece got him suspended. He dropped out but ended up at Khodorkovsky’s jet on a Siberian airstrip and arrested him on charges of
J ust before midnight, at the plush Moscow Hyatt, several blocks from Red Carleton University, in Ottawa, where he studied Marx. He then went to theft and fraud. He was loaded onto a government plane, flown back to
Square, a loud knocking jolted the American lawyer awake. Robert Queen’s University Law School. Moscow, and thrown in jail, where he would stay, his bail denied.
Amsterdam heard gruff voices, hard fists striking his door as if attempting to When Amsterdam wasn’t studying, he traveled. He was drawn to places in By the time Khodorkovsky’s trial began, in the summer of 2004,
break it down, and then a man shouting in English. transition: He went to Eastern Europe, the Caribbean, and the Soviet Union. Amsterdam had settled in Moscow for the long haul. He moved into a plush
“Moscow police. Open up!” In 1975, after being caught in a coup in Ghana, he fled to Lagos, Nigeria, room at the Hyatt, though it was not a comfortable stay. Emails arrived
He stood, barefoot, dizzy from the vodka he’d consumed with dinner. His where he stumbled upon a pile of dead bodies on a beach. Before his law already read, and men followed him in cars and on foot. The Russians on the
first thought was, They’ve come for me. And then he thought, I’m going to school graduation, classmates presented him with a joke postcard: “Wish case had it worse: There were 120 raids on company offices and private
fucking die. you were here.” houses, documents were confiscated, judges quit, defense lawyers were
If he disappeared that night, he wanted people to know. So he started In 1980, he and a friend, Dean Peroff, set up a legal practice specializing intimidated, and one female lawyer was locked up. “The Kremlin came at us
making phone calls—a Moscow attorney friend, another colleague from his in business disputes in emerging markets. It was risky work, populated by from 100 directions,” Amsterdam says.
office. And then, about four minutes after the knocking began, he stepped dubious characters. In Nigeria, where Amsterdam represented a Canadian Because Russian laws prevent foreigners from practicing in the country’s
into a hotel-issue white robe, opened the door, and went outside. telecom company, 30 government-backed men with AK-47 assault rifles courtrooms, Amsterdam couldn’t litigate in defense of his client. So he
There were six men in the hallway—muscular, clean-shaven, and wearing tried to break up a shareholders meeting at which Amsterdam was making a passed coded messages through the Russian lawyers to Khodorkovsky, who
poorly fitted suits—a gang of extras from The Godfather. Bulges at their presentation. “I’ve lost track of the number of times my life has been stood throughout the trial in a metal cage, gazing much of the time at his
waists made Amsterdam think that the men were packing guns. Badges were threatened,” he says. distraught wife. Prosecutors argued that Khodorkovsky had used illegal tax
flashed. But Amsterdam was convinced that the badges were fake and that Amsterdam uses the media as much as the courtroom to expose his shelters to avoid paying billions of dollars the company owed. The Yukos
the men were actually enforcers sent by the Kremlin. opponents, stirring up public outrage over the most salacious—and tax bill, spanning the years from 2000 to 2003 and combined with penalties,
“You will come with us, Mr. Amsterdam,” the oldest member of the group sometimes dangerous—facts of the case, which in turn pressures his targets would eventually climb from $3.4 billion to $42 billion. On top of this,
declared. “It is time to go.” to rethink or settle. The work requires him to spend weeks abroad. Khodorkovsky was accused of evading $700 million in personal taxes.
It was September 22, 2005. Earlier that day, Amsterdam’s legal team had Amsterdam first heard from Khodor-kovsky in 2003, not long after the The defense, meanwhile, argued that the Kremlin had reinterpreted
entered a final appeal for his client Mikhail Khodorkovsky, the Russian Kremlin began its march on him. The two met at the Washington office of a commonly used tax shelters and selectively applied new laws to Yukos for
billionaire who had chosen Amsterdam to defend him in one of the world’s mutual friend. “He wasn’t what I expected,” Amsterdam says. “He spoke in political purposes. Yukos was not only the biggest taxpayer in the country,
most complex (and dangerous) corruption cases. Before his life was a whisper and looked more like a nuclear scientist than a business guru.” but government inspectors had already audited the company for the years in
upended, Khodorkovsky ran Yukos, Russia’s largest and highest-profile Khodorkovsky explained that he needed a lawyer. He knew Amsterdam’s question. Plus, the government’s numbers didn’t always add up: At one
private oil company. President Vladimir Putin had sent clear warnings to the history of trying politically tinged cases and asked him what he thought. point, prosecutors claimed Yukos owed $8 in taxes for every dollar in
so-called oligarchs—Russia’s ultrawealthy business tycoons—to avoid Amsterdam pitched hard; he felt as if he’d been preparing for this his entire revenue. On breaks, Amsterdam gravitated to the television cameras, where
politics, but Khodorkovsky had defied him and paid for it. life. “This is going to get extra ugly,” he told Khodorkovsky, looking him he attacked the prosecutors. This is a “show trial,” he said more than once,
Even before he was formally charged, Yukos’ offices were raided, and right in the eye. “But I have an advantage over other lawyers. I’ll take your invoking Stalin.
shareholders were detained by police. After an 11-month trial, at which he fate personally and be there no matter how bad it gets. The people who you Putin denied that he had embarked on a politically motivated
was showcased in a metal cage, he was convicted of looting public assets think are your best friends now will quit on you. I won’t quit.” housecleaning, and it’s possible that ordinary Russians wouldn’t have
and evading hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes. Days later, Amsterdam was in Moscow. minded if he had. The years after Communism had created a population
When Amsterdam stood in the courtroom on that autumn day, his stated Khodorkovsky was born in 1963. His parents were factory workers, and suspicious of business giants. Khodorkovsky “is seen as typifying the
goal was to have the verdict reversed and expose the Kremlin as a kind of the family lived in a two-room apartment in Moscow. After high school, he Yeltsin era, where a group was allowed to steal the patrimony,” Kupchan
selectively vengeful god. The appeal was rejected, though Khodorkovsky’s attended the Mendeleev Institute of Chemical Technology, where he rose to says. “It was seen as Russia’s time of troubles, when things went wrong for
sentence was reduced by one year. The men now standing outside a senior post in the Communist Youth League and began to see party the country because it was weak. Russia was taken advantage of and
Amsterdam’s hotel room seemed intent on stomping out any lingering connections as useful. In the late 1980s, just as perestroika’s market reforms stomped on.”
questions. took off, he established a collective that sold desktop computers and After the 11-month trial, Khodor-kovsky was found guilty of six charges,
“We’ve come to take you,” the thug continued. currency. He then opened Bank Menatep, one of the country’s first private including fraud and tax evasion. He was sentenced to eight years in Penal
Amsterdam then did something that probably saved him: He lied. He banks. Before he turned 30, he was a millionaire. Colony No. 10, six time zones east of Moscow. Dozens of other Yukos
claimed a contingent of journalists were coming to meet him in the lobby The fast and loose financial climate gnawed at his mother. “I said to employees would also face imprisonment, while many more would flee
downstairs; he said the State Department was on its way. Misha, ‘All businessmen in Russia will end up in prison or dead. I’ve seen it Russia. Less than a year later, after an appeal was rejected, Amsterdam was
The men whispered. One made a phone call. More threats came, but happen before. This is in our history,’” Marina Khodorkovsky tells me one kicked out of the country.
Amsterdam didn’t move. Soon the Russian lawyer friend he’d called arrived afternoon at her modest yellow house outside Moscow. “But Misha said, Yukos was promptly forced into bankruptcy, and the company’s core
and started snapping pictures. ‘No. It will be different this time. We will be like the West.’” She pauses. “I division, which accounted for 11 percent of the country’s oil, was auctioned
The men’s strategy changed. They would not take him away, they said. never wanted him to be a businessman.” off. Nothing about the sale was transparent—a -throwback to the 1990s. The
Instead the men confiscated Amsterdam’s passport and revoked his visa, During the 1990s, Russia was a mess. The economy was tanking, there winning bidder was a mysterious Russian -company, Baikal Financial
issuing him a “departure pass.” “Tomorrow you will be on a plane by 5 was a costly war in Chechnya, and gangsters had infiltrated many of the Group, which had $300 to its name and a storefront address. Three days
p.m.,” the leader declared. “If you’re not on a plane by 5 p.m., we will arrest nation’s businesses. Russian President Boris Yeltsin, in an effort to save his after the sale, Baikal was bought by Rosneft, the state-owned oil company
you.” skin, called in a dozen or so up-and-coming capitalists, including run by Igor Sechin, a former K.G.B. agent and deputy chief of Putin’s
The message was not obscure: Forget Russia. Forget Mikhail Khodorkovsky. In a transaction known as loans for shares, the tiny group of administration.
Khodorkovsky. Your work here, Mr. Amsterdam, is done. influential men essentially bankrolled the president’s reelection battle in Amsterdam was on fire about the deal and still is. “There’s a tremendous
Being around Robert Amsterdam is like living in a spy movie: You sense return for their pick of Russia’s oil fields, telecommunications firms, banks, willingness to give a margin of appreciation to the Russians. ‘Well, their
that you are being watched but can’t exactly prove it. When I first contact and gold mines. system is different,’” he says. “I kept screaming, ‘They haven’t nationalized.
him about the case, he responds that it’s better not to talk details on the Khodorkovsky wanted oil—particularly Yukos. At the time, the company They’ve fucking stolen all of it.’”
phone. At his home and office in London, he assumes that his phones are wasn’t in great shape, nor was the country’s oil industry, which had become And the Kremlin kept going. In the spring of 2007, in another rigged
monitored, his emails are read, and that the Federal Security Service agency, a rusting hulk saddled with corruption and inefficiency. Equipment was auction, the remainder of Yukos was sold to Gazprom and Rosneft. By the
or F.S.B.—the intelligence outfit that replaced the K.G.B.—keeps tabs on outdated, managers siphoned off profits or paid protection money to Mob winter, bankruptcy proceedings had ended and the country’s largest private
him. Most people I talk to view the claims as credible, though in time I get bosses, and employees spent more time swilling vodka than working. oil company had ceased to exist.
the sense that Amsterdam enjoys the looming risk. The 1995 Yukos auction was a classic example of Yeltsin-style What happened to Khodorkovsky’s company has become the template for
“Sometimes I check myself and say, ‘Well, fuck, you know they have privatization. Western companies were forbidden to participate, and a Russia’s future. In a 2006 report, the Organization for Economic
better things to do than deal with me.’ But then I look at who the hell is out Russian company—a rival of Khodorkovsky’s—was mysteriously Cooperation and Development cited “the legal and political onslaught
there talking about what the Kremlin is doing, and no one is really pushing disqualified despite offering more money. In the final agreement, against Yukos” as the most alarming sign of Russia’s “shift towards greater
it,” he tells me one morning over espresso at a café in London. “There isn’t Khodorkovsky, whose own Bank Menatep arranged the auction, won a 78 state control.” Anders Aslund, a former economic adviser to Yeltsin and
much doubt that they’re watching me closely. I know this. It’s the nature of percent stake in Yukos for $350 million. Included in the deal was the now a senior fellow at the Peterson Institute for International Economics,
these people.” company’s $3 billion of debt. Two years later—after the company wrested was more blunt: “The Kremlin learned from the Yukos affair that they could
Since he moved to Britain, Amsterdam has become the leader of a full- control from Soviet-era oil bosses, centralized power, and mandated that steal companies. But they wouldn’t do it as crudely as they did with Yukos.
throated campaign to free Khodorkovsky, Russia’s most famous and richest anyone caught drinking on the clock be fired—Yukos shares began trading Instead of the owners being arrested and thrown in jail, they might just force
prisoner. At home, Khodorkovsky is perceived as a ghost of mobsters past on the Moscow stock market, and the company had a market capitalization them out of the country and pay them 60 percent of the value of their
as well as a sort of martyr for a better, more Westernized future. Few doubt of $9 billion. -Yukos was seen as a rising force. company. It was Putin turning the tables on the oligarchs.”
that he did some shady, unethical things in the 1990s, a period of bare- The money brought Khodorkovsky and his fellow titans exceptional By 2006, the Kremlin had seized, in whole or in part, more than 20 other
knuckled business replete with insider deals and bribery. But he also helped power, with huge influence in the Kremlin, especially after Yeltsin’s private companies, most of them gas and oil concerns. Among the prominent
advance the oil industry. In the end, his mistake seemed to be not only that manufactured electoral victory. Like other industry kings, Khodorkovsky takebacks was the Sakhalin II oil and gas development. After being charged
he made truckloads of money in a time and place in which most didn’t, but traveled with bodyguards in armed luxury cars. He married, had four with environmental infractions, Royal Dutch Shell and other investors were
that he didn’t know when to keep his head down and stay quiet. kids—his oldest recently graduated from college and works in advertising in forced to sell a controlling stake to Gazprom. Most recently, the owner of
After shipping the oligarch off to a Siberian work camp, the Kremlin spent New York—and helped build a gated community in the Moscow suburbs for Russneft, a midsize oil company, was driven out of the country.
the past couple of years devouring his company. Yukos, once Russia’s himself and his partners. Now all that remains is Khodor-kov-sky’s final trial. Prosecutors allege
leading oil concern, declared bankruptcy, then was sold off to state-owned Khodorkovsky could occasionally come off as ruthless. He funneled that he and his partner, using money transfers through Yukos and its
companies in rigged auctions. profits and shifted ownership rights to offshore accounts, moved forcefully subsidiaries, embezzled more than $20 billion in revenue. Amsterdam and
Yet the Kremlin was still not sated. In February, months before he would against corporate raiders, and exploited minority investors. His climb his colleagues argue that the charges are again politically motivated, though
have qualified for parole, Khodorkovsky and his partner, Platon Lebedev, continued through the 1997 financial collapse and the oil-price surge that other people are convinced that the stakes this time around are much
were hit with a new charge: embezzling $20 billion in company money. followed. All was good until Vladimir Putin, the former K.G.B. agent, came deadlier.
Although the Kremlin likely perceives this event as the last chapter in the to power on New Year’s Eve 1999. B ack in London, Amsterdam invites me to join him one morning at the
story of the oligarch and the oil company, Amsterdam disagrees. The story of KhodoRkovsky’s fall begins in July 2000, seven months after Landmark hotel for a speech at the Alternative Investment Summit, where
In Russia, the case addresses issues of private wealth, the relationship of Putin succeeded Yeltsin. That month, the new president summoned the the talk is about the money to be made in Russia. When I mention that he’s
business and politics and, most significantly, the notion of energy oligarchs to the Kremlin, where, in a quiet room, Putin declared an end to an odd choice for the event, Amsterdam’s assistant laughs and says she
nationalism. What happened to Yukos is seen as an object lesson in how gangster capitalism. The 1990s were history, he announced. It was time for snuck him into the lineup like a Trojan horse.
Putin’s overreaching government is reclaiming privately held natural reform. He issued a warning: Keep clear of politics, and you won’t be Standing in front of the seated crowd, Amsterdam’s face tightens. He
resources in a steroidal effort to increase the state’s economic power both at questioned about the murky methods by which you became so rich. But grasps the lectern, and soon the words blast out like a gale-force wind. He
home and abroad. As Amsterdam and others see it, the Kremlin has gone cross me and you will be buried. sounds like a preacher. He says he loves Russia as a country, but that it has a
corporate. Out of this, three types of oligarch emerged: those who remained neutral regime that does not abide by the rule of law. “Yukos is a verb now—‘to
Amsterdam directs the case with an array of Russian lawyers, some of in relation to Putin—for instance Vagit Alekperov, who owned a controlling steal,’” he declares with vigor. “In Russia, as a business, you risk being
whom were associated with Yukos; one is a fugitive from Russian justice. stake in Lukoil; those who became Putin’s allies, such as Roman Yukosed.”
There are clandestine meetings, ghost offices, and secret messages. As an Abramo-vich, who had investments in oil and steel; and those who decided When the speech is over, the conference leader takes over the lectern and
American citizen and Canadian attorney, Amsterdam is forbidden from to fight. Khodorkovsky fell into the last camp. looks out at the crowd. “I’ve never seen an audience so stunned into
litigating the new trial, expected to begin in Russia this fall, but nevertheless For a time, he appeared to be safe. He transformed Yukos into a Western- silence,” he says, eyebrows arched. Amsterdam has been running around all
he is considered one of the battle’s central strategists. He rallied a veteran style powerhouse and hired American oil executives to modernize his books. day on a few hours’ sleep, with little to go on but coffee, but he claims he’s
group of Russian lawyers, shaped the line of attack, and became the fight’s In 2001, he organized the Open Russia Foundation, a nonprofit that spent not tired. “That was great,” he says.
public face. Amsterdam regards the case as the most important in his career; millions of dollars advocating investments in democracy, economic It has been Amsterdam’s combative posture, as much as the substance of
Khodor-kovsky consumes him. transparency, and human rights. Bruce Misamore, the American chief his political attacks, that has raised the emotional temperature of the Yukos
In part, Amsterdam has become a Soviet-style propagandist. He speaks financial officer of Yukos at the time, tells me that the oligarch was on a case. Earlier in the fall, he’d flown to Australia, where he stirred up
about the case at international conferences, runs a popular blog, and writes mission. “I don’t know if you would call it a revelation, but he changed,” controversy about the country’s decision to sell uranium to Putin. Before he
op-eds for international newspapers. One afternoon when I’m with him, a Misamore says. “He brought in McKinsey, Schlumberger, Halliburton, and arrived, it was a non-issue, expected to pass without much debate. But after
man calls from Mali with an idea for Khodorkovsky’s defense. Amsterdam decided to become a model.” Amsterdam’s week of talk-show appearances and his keynote speech at a
shifts from English to French and says thanks but no thanks. “I get that all Yukos was hailed as a story of Russian triumph; it was suddenly the summit about human rights and corruption in Russia, the uranium sale ended
the time,” he says. “It’s strange, I know.” largest and most efficiently run company in the country. By 2003, as oil up stalled in the Australian Parliament.
Amsterdam is a squarely built 52-year-old with dark curly hair. The first prices climbed and markets steadied, Yukos was pumping 1.7 million Amsterdam keeps turning up the heat. A day before Putin traveled to Italy,
day we meet, he’s wearing a blue pinstriped suit with a slightly open white barrels of oil a day—about 2 percent of the world’s supply. Profits took off, Amsterdam was also there staging media events, talking to politicians, and
shirt, silver cuff links, and a bright red tie hanging loose around his neck, and the firm became the country’s leading private taxpayer, representing raising simple questions: Why is Putin holding political prisoners? Doesn’t
which seems to be his fashion—dapper but slightly disheveled, like he’s just around 7 percent of the country’s G.D.P. the rule of law matter anymore? He did the same in Spain and Germany,
sprinted the length of a football field. As he goes through the case and the By then, Khodorkovsky was the richest man in Russia, worth an estimated where he’s been stirring things up for the past few years, especially about
team’s strategies, he speaks 100 miles a minute, frequently employing the $8 billion. A year later, his fortune would grow to $15 billion. He began former German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder’s close relationship with
word fucking to convey how deeply disturbing the situation is. In talking about replacing the state-owned gas pipeline to China with his own, Putin. Schröder was one of the only Western heads of state to come out in
conversation, he is didactic, prefacing many statements with “Look...” and and there were serious discussions about selling 40 percent of the company support of the Yukos takeover, and he now has a job at Gazprom. Recently,
often citing one of the half-dozen or more political science and history to Exxon Mobil or Chevron. But the Kremlin was pushing in the other Amsterdam met with advisers to current German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
books he’s currently reading. He is evidently not a self-doubter, which helps direction, encouraging the expansion of the Russian business empire abroad. It is more than probable that those conversations had an impact on her. In
in dealing with a country that recently passed legislation sanctioning the Khodorkovsky then made the mistake of dipping into politics. Clifford March, she visited Putin and told reporters that she would “welcome”
assassination of state enemies. Amsterdam seems to behave as if he has a Kupchan, a director at the Eurasia Group, a New York consulting firm Khodorkovsky’s pardon.
death wish. “Sometimes I wake up and have to check myself,” he says. “Is specializing in geopolitical analysis, recalls the oligarch, on a trip to his oil Amsterdam and I talk about the new Russian trial. Preparing for it has
this a bad dream?” fields, sitting on the floor of his jet and speaking out against Kremlin been a challenge, to say the least. Many of -Yukos’ hard drives and
He was born in White Plains, New York, to Jewish immigrants; his father corruption. Khodor-kovsky met with then-National Security Adviser documents are missing. Four years ago, the man who oversaw
died when he was six months old. His mother later married a man who sold Condoleezza Rice and Vice President Dick Cheney. But the misstep that Khodorkovsky’s money died in a mysterious helicopter explosion. Another
women’s hats, and the family lived in the Bronx. proved disastrous was his spending millions of dollars in support of the anti- Russian lawyer is in custody and has had to fight to receive AIDS
Amsterdam grew up with an instinctive sense of outrage and a Putin opposition. The president warned him to back off, but Khodorkovsky medication. Others escaped Russia and are scattered around the world;
preternatural political awareness. During the Vietnam War, he took long kept going. And just as the president had promised, the Kremlin attacked, in Leonid Nevzlin, a Khodorkovsky colleague who now lives in Israel, is
weekend drives with his stepfather, and they talked about how many soldiers what would become the defining moment in the government’s crackdown on currently being tried for murder in absentia. When I ask Aslund about the
were really dying in the war, compared with what the government reported. the oligarchs.
When his stepfather got a new job, in Ottawa, the family moved there— In July 2003, Platon Lebedev, Kho-dorkovsky’s billionaire partner, was
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(Portfolio.com: Careers) sold his ice cream operations in 1989 to Investcorp, a Bahrain-based The fighting turned so nasty that Davis and Arcadipane asked Judge
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company that owned Tiffany & Co. and Gucci. “He didn’t trust anybody in Albert Emanuelli of the Westchester County Surrogate’s Court, in White
his family or in his executive group to grow the brand,” Kornacki says. “The Plains, New York, to investigate Agnes’ mental competency. To Agnes’
O n what would be the final weekend of his life, Tom Carvel drove to his company was his legacy, and he didn’t want it to die.” lawyers, it was an effort to silence the widow for good. Davis and
country home in upstate New York, deeply depressed. He’d built a Carvel put his personal affairs in order too. One cold Saturday night in Arcadipane said they just wanted to make sure that Pamela was not
namesake national chain of 850 ice cream shops, developing some of the February 1988, Tom and Agnes excused themselves from a dinner party to controlling Agnes. In an affidavit, Arcadipane said she looked on Tom and
fast-food and franchising concepts that changed how America eats. His sign identical wills naming the Thomas and Agnes Carvel Foundation as the Agnes “in many ways as parents” and believed that “they reciprocated the
sandpaper-voiced pitches in commercials—“Thinny-Thin for your fatty-fat beneficiary of their fortune after their deaths. Carvel was quite clear about depth of feeling.” She continued, “Sadly, since Mr. Carvel’s death, his niece
friends,” he said in one spot—had made Carvel a household name. He how he intended to bestow his estate. If he died first, Agnes was to receive Pamela has sought to alter Mrs. Carvel’s feelings toward me and view of me
golfed with Bob Hope and did a guest turn on Late Night With David all the income his estate generated, plus quarterly payouts from a trust fund. and to rewrite history.... She has undertaken to level accusations at me...that
Letterman. He had recently sold his chain for $80 million, but he held on to The Thomas and Agnes Carvel Foundation was to receive all that was are scandalous and shameful.”
a 100-room motel, 40 properties leased to Carvel franchisees, and a golf left—once Agnes died. Pamela Carvel is 59 and single. She cuts a bohemian figure, tying her
course in Dutchess County, New York. At 84, Carvel still was going to work Overseeing this estate would be seven executors, Arcadipane and Davis- bottle-blond hair into a braid that falls to her waist. The estate fight is a full-
every day. among them. That number is unusual, but Carvel was convinced that the time occupation for her. By her own accounting, she has plowed through
But there were deepening problems inside his empire. Carvel confided to seven would serve to check and balance one another, safeguarding his millions of dollars and fallen into debt to help her Aunt Agnes and stop what
an associate that he no longer trusted Mildred Arcadipane, his corporate money. One of the people who helped fashion the plan was Davis, his she calls the plundering of Tom’s estate. Pamela can be strident and
secretary of 38 years, or Robert Davis, his longtime lawyer and close lawyer. Whether Carvel was steered into this plan by unscrupulous advisers difficult; she has had at least four law firms represent her. She now accuses
financial adviser. Carvel had come to believe that they were scheming or driven to it by his own fears about the fate of his fortune is an open some of those lawyers of betrayal. Still, a few of them speak of her with a
behind his back, maybe stealing from him. After agonizing for months, he question. But he had not been dead for more than a few months before one weary admiration. “Pamela Carvel is a very tough lady who was fiercely
arrived at his country home on Saturday determined to march into his office thing became clear: The elaborate plan, rather than creating checks and dedicated to her aunt and to the memory of her uncle,” says John Lang, one
on Monday and fire his lawyer and relieve his secretary—a mercurial balances, set up factions that came to feud over and feast on Carvel’s of Agnes’ former lawyers. “My sense is that she was completely sincere in
woman, according to many who knew her—of her considerable power. fortune. It was turning into an estate disaster of monumental proportions. what she was doing.”
But Carvel never got the chance. He was found dead in his bed that The wild card in Tom Carvel’s life seems to have been Mildred Pamela’s critics ardently disagree. Betty Godley, Agnes’ niece, filed an
Sunday morning in 1990, the victim, it appeared, of a heart attack. Instead of Arcadipane. A slight woman, she began working for Carvel in the early affidavit in Surrogate’s Court accusing Pamela of manipulating Agnes for
being dismissed and demoted, Davis and Arcadipane returned to work and 1950s, fresh out of secretarial school. Her job was her life; in the 38 years “her own insatiable greed.” Godley tells me, “I think there were great
began to take command of Carvel’s business and personal finances. The that she was employed by the Carvel corporation, co-workers recall her expectations on Pamela’s part of money coming her way.” Never close,
Carvel estate, officially valued at $67 million, spurred what one lawyer calls taking off just two days—to attend her father’s funeral. She never married, Pamela and Godley have not talked in more than 10 years. Their split
a “feeding frenzy”; nearly 18 years later, a bitter fight rages on. In most choosing instead to care for her elderly mother at home. By the 1980s, demarcates a family fracture in the Carvel case. “From day one, there was a
estate battles, family members square off against one another. But the evidence in the many court cases shows, she had become a force inside the paranoia to Pamela that was incredible,” Godley says. “Everybody and
principal fault lines in this case have put Davis, Arcadipane, and the company. The accounting and payroll departments had begun to report to anybody was an enemy.”
multimillion-dollar charity that Carvel -left behind on one side, and Carvel’s her. She “knew the nuts and bolts of the company,” and with her “hot Since 1991, Godley has received more than $400,000 in commissions as
widow, Agnes, and his niece Pamela Carvel on the other. The Carvels had temper” and “iron fist,” she knew how to get things done, Kornacki recalls. an executor of Tom’s estate and one of the three people overseeing Agnes’
no children, and Agnes “was frozen out of everything,” Pamela contends. She could also be despotic. Some employees complained that underlings Florida trust. Still, she talks of her participation as a burden that she wishes
“She was denied millions that Tom wanted her to receive.” who crossed Arcadipane might find themselves without a job or that their would end. “I have five kids, a family, everything she doesn’t have,” Godley
In 2007, after years of digging by private investigators in Pamela’s health insurance had lapsed. says of Pamela. “This has been Pamela’s life for 17 years.”
employ, the case took a bizarre turn. Pamela filed a lawsuit in U.S. District She had her way with Tom Carvel too. Arcadipane often cursed and The seeds of Pamela and Godley’s split were planted six months after
Court in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, alleging that Carvel’s death resulted in shouted at the boss and locked him out of his own office dozens of times, a Tom’s death, with the creation of the Florida trust that was supposed to be a
“fraudsters…controlling all Carvel funds to the exclusion of the Carvels.” longtime driver for Carvel testified. On three -occasions, Carvel sent him to vehicle to safeguard Agnes’ money. Godley was the only family member
She asked that her uncle’s body be exhumed for an autopsy to determine if New York City to buy jewelry as a peace offering. “When she lost her among the trustees. Pamela has always seen Godley’s appointment as a ruse.
he was murdered as part of the alleged scheme. The petition concludes with temper,” the driver said in the deposition, “it would require almost a “That was the only way to make it look legitimate, by having a family
a question: “Will the truth finally be known?” And with that, one of the most straitjacket.” Asked why he kept Arcadipane on, Carvel once said member on it,” she says. But after the trust was created, Agnes “no longer
contested estate fights in New York history also became a murder mystery. cryptically that she had him “over a barrel,” according to another affidavit. had any money in her own name,” she adds.
Pamela says she has circumstantial evidence against several former Carvel Employees whispered that Carvel and Arcadipane, far from being just close Indeed, in the spring of 1994, things turned bleak for Agnes when, at
employees, but a great deal of her ire over the years has been aimed at Davis business associates, might once have had an affair. roughly the same time, the two trusts that doled out her funds—the Florida
and Arcadipane, who not only continued to work for the company but also Pamela Carvel was close to Tom too. She grew up in Queens, New York, trust and the trust set up by Tom, which contained $26 million and was
battled Agnes for years over the Carvel fortune from their seats on the the eldest daughter of Tom’s brother Bruce. Tom and Agnes treated her like overseen by Davis, Arcadipane, and two other trustees—both stopped
Thomas and Agnes Carvel Foundation board—seats they gained through a the child they never had. As a teenager, she spent her summers living with making payments to her, according to a lawyer for Agnes. Both trusts used
document whose validity has been called into question. Both eventually them and serving ice cream at their Hartsdale shop. Tom took care of her the same rationale—that others were manipulating Agnes, who therefore
were forced to resign from the board for misappropriating foundation college tuition bills and hired her to make inspections of Carvel stores. couldn’t be trusted with her own money. Ross, her former lawyer, saw a
money. Their families and lawyers scoff at any notion that they would ever When her uncle died, Pamela, who was working and studying abroad, “got a more sinister motive: “Mrs. Carvel was being squeezed, I think, to stop all
have harmed Tom Carvel, but even if they had, neither will face justice. call to come home,” she says. “My aunt told me she needed help.” the litigation.”
They are dead. Tom had made Pamela one of the seven executors of his estate. She Agnes and Pamela were furious at Godley for withholding the money. The
By any measure, the Carvel case is a legal colossus. More than 40 lawyers returned to New York in December 1990, she says, to find an avalanche of breach became permanent in 1995, when Pamela arranged to have $2
have had a hand in it. Legal fees and commissions have already drained suspicious transactions involving the Carvels’ finances. Bank accounts were million moved from a Carvel corporation account whose ownership was in
more than $28 million from the Carvel fortune, according to Leonard Ross, being closed and opened, apparently without Agnes’ knowledge, and large dispute into a Swiss bank account registered in Agnes’ name. Pamela said
one of Agnes’ former lawyers. Save for Carvel’s widow, it is hard to find a sums of money were being transferred between Carvel accounts, her lawyers the money had been owed to Agnes and that she had dutifully notified the
guileless participant. Pamela casts herself as the selfless protector of her told me. In the middle of these matters, Pamela says, were Davis and required parties. But Godley went to court to challenge the transfer, and
uncle’s millions and her aunt’s interests. To her opponents, she’s just a Arcadipane. Davis wasn’t a Carvel lifer, but he had a long history with Tom Judge Emanuelli of the Surrogate’s Court ordered that the money be placed
desperate relative out for a big financial score. In one of the many lawsuits Carvel. While working for a Manhattan law firm, Davis had taken Carvel on in escrow. Godley and her aunt would never talk again.
involving estate funds, a state judge in Florida ruled that there was “strong as a client in 1969 to advise him on how to take his company public that By the middle of 1995, the Carvel widow, now 86, was in turmoil,
evidence of fraud” in the way she once tried to collect more than $10 million year. Davis later helped negotiate the 1989 sale to Investcorp. bewildered by the endless swirl of litigation. She was upset at her financial
from the estate. Still, Fred Welsh, a former New Jersey police detective Hints of trouble surfaced before Carvel was even buried. As Agnes predicament and fearful that Judge Emanuelli, whom she had come to view
hired by Pamela, tells me that he has uncovered enough circumstantial attended her husband’s wake, Davis entered the Carvel home without her as hostile, would declare her incompetent, stripping her of whatever control
evidence—including the possibility that Carvel’s death certificate was permission to search for Tom’s will, bringing a locksmith to crack open the she still had over her life. So she sought refuge in London, moving there
forged—to warrant a homicide investigation. couple’s safe, court documents show. Shortly thereafter, Arcadipane began with Pamela to live out her days, she hoped, in peace.
The battle has played out in three U.S. district courts; state courts in New shredding -records at the office, defying orders from other Carvel executors Sally Boynton, a Westchester County lawyer appointed by the court to be
York, Delaware, and Florida; and in London. It enjoys a certain notoriety in that she stop. The shredder was silenced only after Pamela burst in and cut Agnes’ legal guardian, took Agnes and Pamela’s side after flying to London
the suburbs north of New York City, where Tom and Agnes Carvel lived in the electric cord herself. Through it all, Carvel’s will could not -be found. It to judge Agnes’ competency for herself. The widow, Boynton would later
the gentle hills of Ardsley. Four trials have been held in Westchester had been given to Arcadipane for safekeeping, but she claimed it was lost. tell the court, had become the victim of the “unscrupulous dealings of
County, New York; a fifth is ongoing. Four of Carvel’s executors have died. Its disappearance delayed Carvel’s executors from officially assuming untrustworthy people” and had moved to London “to gain control over her
When I phoned the Westchester County Courthouse to ask about examining control of his estate, leaving Davis and Arcadipane in command for months. assets to prevent ‘the thieves from stealing from her.’” Boynton also wrote
case files, a clerk told me, -“I am making the sign of the cross now.-” I spent Agnes, during this period, seemed overwhelmed. Davis was pressuring her that Agnes expressed “unequivocally” her trust in Pamela to handle her
most of a day plowing through five large boxes bursting with pleadings and to loan the business $500,000, saying there were cash-flow problems. Agnes affairs.
rulings before a court official said apologetically, “We’ve found more.” demurred, on the advice of Pamela, who considered the request improper. Godley saw it quite differently. She charged that Pamela had become a
Pamela claims that her uncle once told her that he was worth $250 million, But -Davis persisted. He sent another of Tom’s employees to Florida to talk Svengali, “hiding” Agnes in London in an attempt to thwart an inquiry into
which would mean that tens of millions of dollars in assets have vanished. to Agnes while Pamela was in New York, and this envoy convinced the Agnes’ competency. “I feel a heinous crime has been done to my aunt,”
One thing is certain: Events have not turned out as Carvel wished. His plan widow to supply the funds. Meanwhile, Thomas Reddy, -a lawyer and a Godley wrote in an affidavit filed in the Surrogate’s Court. Judge Emanuelli
to provide for his widow and funnel millions to small charities in the towns family friend, got Agnes to sign papers creating a trust account for her forced Boynton to resign her guardianship, and he replaced her with Marc
that supported Carvel stores backfired, in part because of the unwieldy, money. Three trustees would manage the funds and have the authority -to Oxman, a lawyer who at that time was the executive director of the
complex nature of the estate that he himself approved after consultation with make distributions to her. Known as the Florida trust, it was touted as a Westchester County Democratic Party.
Davis, his lawyer. “He was always fearful that somebody was after his safeguard for Agnes’ assets—but for the widow, it would become a Oxman was far more skeptical of Agnes’ competency and Pamela’s
money,” says Ginny King, a longtime friend. nightmare. motives. In his report, Oxman wrote that Agnes had been “manipulated and
And in the end, he was right. Unusual things were also happening at the Thomas and Agnes Carvel controlled by those individuals who did not have her best interests at heart.”
Born in Greece in 1906, Tom -Carvel immigrated to New York with his Foundation. Davis emerged as the foundation’s first paid president, at a As the battle raged, Agnes died in London in August 1998, at the age of 89.
parents and six siblings in 1910. As a young man, he test-drove Studebakers, salary of more than $100,000 a year, and board members—including Yet even in death, she could find no peace. Her body remained in cold
played drums in the Borscht Belt, and fixed cars. After being diagnosed Arcadipane—began drawing stipends, records show. The payments were storage for about a month while both sides fought over whether to allow an
incorrectly with tuberculosis, he set out for the fresh air of Westchester, and troubling to Agnes because she and Tom believed that any work for the autopsy to determine if she had suffered from dementia. Pamela, who
with $15 borrowed from his future wife, he began selling ice cream from a charity should be done for free. Agnes also became bewildered by the opposed the examination, prevailed and quickly cremated her aunt’s
beat-up vending truck. One hot weekend in 1934, he suffered a flat in the foundation’s abrupt shift in direction. Although it bore their names, it was remains.
village of Hartsdale. Flagging down motorists to buy his melting ice cream, focused more on making six- and seven-figure grants to big, established Rather than hasten a resolution of the case, Agnes’ death complicated
Carvel re-alized he could do more business from a fixed location. So he institutions than on making small grants to the grassroots groups Tom and matters, for now there were two estates to fight over: Tom’s and Agnes’.
remained for the summer, eventually saving enough to make a down Agnes favored. Arcadipane and Davis had resigned from the Carvel Foundation in 1996,
payment on a nearby building. It became the first Carvel shop. Worse for Agnes, a serious flaw emerged in the estate plan. With the in a deal with the New York attorney general’s office to settle allegations of
With some tinkering, Carvel discovered how to instantly freeze ingredients Thomas and Agnes Carvel Foundation now under the sway of Davis and wrongdoing. Arcadipane died in 2002, at age 74, of a heart ailment. Davis
to produce a creamy ribbon of ice cream at the flick of a switch. It was the Arcadipane, it took an aggressively adversarial position, questioning Agnes’ died sometime later. But that didn’t end the foundation’s fight with Agnes’
first soft-ice-cream machine of its kind. One store grew to many, and by spending and even challenging her right to continue Tom’s practice of representatives. Indeed, the charity has continued to be a fierce and
1950, 21 stores were operating under the Carvel name. With that, Carvel giving gifts of $10,000 at Christmas, according to Agnes’ lawyers. (The formidable opponent of Agnes’ attorneys and Pamela in their fight over Tom
joined a group of franchising pioneers, including A&W, White Castle, and foundation denies this allegation.) The charity had a reason to be aggressive: Carvel’s millions.
Howard Johnson’s, that were creating roadside chains that served up what Every dollar that Agnes spent or gave away of her husband’s fortune would The foundation has approximately $36 million in assets, according to its
would become known as fast food. Still, the ice cream business was a warm- mean less money to the foundation when she died. Agnes and Pamela were most recent published tax records, from 2005.But today, the charity is
weather enterprise, and Carvel needed to generate store traffic throughout rapidly coming to the conclusion that the two people Tom suspected of connected to the Carvel family in name only. No family member sits on its
the year. Again, the ice cream gods intervened. Pieces of crumbled cookies cheating him before his death had become their enemies too. board. Its directors have paid themselves more than $1.3 million in salaries
accidentally fell into a vat of soft ice cream placed in a freezer, and when the As Pamela and Agnes plotted to regain control of the foundation, they got since Tom Carvel’s death, including about $43,000 annually to the
hardened batch was discovered, it led to another innovation: the Carvel ice some help. The New York State attorney general’s office opened an foundation’s president, William Griffin, the multimillionaire chairman of the
cream cake. investigation in 1991. Its findings were shocking: The inquiry discovered Hudson Valley Bank, based in Yonkers, New York. Moreover, the charity
Carvel’s climb might have been even more astounding had he not rejected that the charity paid $55,000 in tuition for Arcadipane’s nephew and two has spent many millions battling for the Carvel fortune. In 1998, it was
an invitation from a milkshake-machine salesman named Ray Kroc to join others and tried to camouflage the spending as grants. The attorney general instrumental in torpedoing a proposed settlement that would have ended all
him in a fledgling California hamburger business named McDonald’s. “Tom also questioned Davis’ and Arcadipane’s roles in the foundation’s sale of litigation and given Agnes $8 million—a fraction of her husband’s estate.
claimed it was his biggest error,” says Thomas Kornacki, a Carvel vice Carvel stock, which reaped a quick $5 million profit for some company The foundation didn’t respond to a request for comment on this; indeed,
president in the 1990s who worked for the company for 23 years. employees, including $300,000 for Arcadipane. officials declined to be interviewed. The charity issued a statement that said,
Tom Carvel had a special knack for promotion—and self-promotion. He In August 1993, the attorney general filed a civil lawsuit seeking the in part, that “Thomas and Agnes Carvel established the foundation and left
sponsored Little Miss Half-Pint contests for young girls and made ouster of Davis and Arcadipane from the foundation and the repayment of the bulk of their estates to it to provide charitable grants to needy children,
franchisees attend an 18-day course he called the Carvel College of Ice nearly $1 million, plus money paid to cover their legal fees. Far from being and the foundation is focusing its energies on fulfilling that mission...rather
Cream Knowledge. His raspy, ad-libbed appearances in the company’s chastened, Davis helped prepare a memo to foundation members warning than responding yet again to Ms. Carvel’s baseless allegations.”
commercials were ridiculed, but they were memorable and sales soared. The that his and Arcadipane’s removal would provide the family “with an And still the litigation continues. The latest chapter, playing itself out in
idea of the C.E.O. as pitchman would catch on and influence other company opportunity to assume control of the foundation.” The memo found its way the Surrogate’s Court stems from a rare, albeit posthumous, victory for
heads, like Frank Perdue and Lee Iacocca. In his ads, Carvel seemed benign, to the Carvels. To Pamela and Agnes, it was a smoking gun. “The Agnes Carvel. In June 2003, five years after she died, a Surrogate’s Court
but in real life, he was no Mister Softee. He battled franchisees all the way foundation took an attitude that the Carvel family should not have any say in judge ruled that she had been denied $7 million in income generated by
to the U.S. Supreme Court, winning the groundbreaking right to require the operation of the Carvel Foundation,” Agnes’ former lawyer Ross says. Tom’s estate during her lifetime. The current trial is about what to do with
them to buy all ingredients and supplies from him, even the napkins. “Davis was behind that.” this money and $3 million in other assets. The foundation is claiming all of
Despite his wealth, Carvel lived simply. He wore polyester suits and Agnes fired off a letter to the foundation. “I am appalled that Mr. Davis it as the final beneficiary named in Tom’s and Agnes’ 1988 wills. [Tom’s
hectored subordinates who didn’t drive modest American cars like he did. views this foundation as his own private charity, where the Carvel family is will surfaced several months after his death.] Agnes’ lawyers argue that
Visitors to the Carvels’ Ardsley home were amazed to find couches to be treated as the enemy,” she wrote. Pamela sent a scalding note to because she was wrongly denied the funds while she lived, her new London
protected by plastic slipcovers. His office was an oversize motel room with Arcadipane: “Obviously, you feel no responsibility nor the slightest twinge executor should decide how the money should be spent.
furnishings that would have gone begging at a lawn sale. Yet T.C., as friends of gratitude” to the man and the company that had “made a secretary into a Pamela also made a play for the funds. After obtaining a $15 million
called him, could be generous; each Christmas, he gave gifts of $10,000 (tax millionaire!” judgment in a London court against her aunt’s estate for money Pamela says
free) to dozens of nieces and nephews. The battle was on. Agnes and Pamela went to court to oust Davis and she spent in caring for Agnes and providing for her legal representation, she
By the late 1980s, however, Carvel’s fortune had become a burden. By Arcadipane as foundation directors and executors of Tom’s estate. The then tried in three separate American courts to collect the money from
then, he was in his eighties. Without children, he wondered what would foundation countersued, accusing Agnes and Pamela of meddling in its
happen to all he had accumulated. After wavering for months, he reluctantly affairs.
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to dock. Dizdarevic had to scurry to find them an official Olympic car—to shoot them. At Jet Set’s headquarters, in an old mansion in Somerset
drive in the official Olympic lanes—and a berth for their yacht near the County, New Jersey, a pair of giant elephant tusks frame one end of the
B ack in 2001, Sead Dizdar-evic’s name was inseparable from the Olympic cruise ships that Jet Set had chartered for its guests. main hall; a seven-foot-tall mounted Canadian polar bear stands guard at the
movement—but it wasn’t exactly the association he sought. The smooth- Beijing is more complicated. Though the Mittals want to attend just the other. But Dizdarevic is proudest of the stuffed African lion and leopard that
talking hospitality pitchman had first burst upon the Olympic scene in 1983 first four days of the Games, Dizdarevic recommends that ArcelorMittal adorn his home.
by finagling the right to sell, through a modest travel agency he owned in lock in packages for the entire period to ensure premium access. Jet Set can Beijing is his richest prey ever. It took three years of coddling and cajoling
Staten Island, New York, package tours to thousands of Americans wanting meet their plane at the airport, he says, but the private jet will have to land to reach a sponsorship deal with China’s Olympic leaders. “We had to
to attend the Winter Games in his native Sarajevo, Yugo-slavia. But some under Jet Set’s auspices because, during the Games, Beijing is only educate them,” he says. “At first, the Chinese said, ‘Okay, the price is $500
two decades of Olympic wheeling and dealing later, he was almost laid low accepting the private planes of Olympic officials, heads of state, and official a room, plus tickets.’ We said, ‘You need to talk thousands of room nights,
when he was swept up in a cash-for-favors scandal involving Salt Lake sponsors like Jet Set. For the opening ceremonies, the Mittals will be multiple hotels, 100 percent occupancy, sponsorship rights, staff costs. What
City’s bid to host the 2002 Winter Games. A number of International dropped off at Jet Set’s hospitality suite on the main Olympic Green; if you sell only 60 percent? How do you factor all that in?’ We explained to
Olympic Committee members were forced to resign when it was discovered hostesses will escort them to their seats in the stadium, based on Olympic them, ‘The first and last waves of guests, for the opening and closing
that they had accepted bribes in return for voting to award the Games to Salt protocol. Afterward, they’ll file back to the Jet Set lounge. “It’s mass ceremonies, you can mark up 100 percent. But you can’t mark up the middle
Lake. Two prominent Salt Lake bid officials were indicted for fraud in the confusion, so we’ll need to calm everybody down with a drink,” Dizdarevic wave.’ They thought you could just book the Olympics like a hotel.”
scandal, and one city official intimated, in a memo that ended up in federal says. Dizdarevic worried that Chinese competitors would undercut Jet Set by
court, that Dizdarevic had pretty much put the idea that the Games could be Robbroeckx looks relieved, especially when she hears that Jet Set will selling Olympic packages overseas. So he paid the Beijing organizers to
bought into local Olympic officials’ heads. have plenty of vegetarian food on hand for the Mittals. Dizdarevic requests become the official hospitality operator for China’s domestic market too.
Dizdarevic escaped federal prosecution himself only by agreeing to testify that the family, who lives in London, register for the trip through the Yale The sponsorship deal had to be approved by China’s politburo, Dizdarevic
that he’d assisted in the payoff scheme. He admitted that he’d given School of Management, which is co-sponsoring a leadership conference at says. His key Chinese associate is a functionary named Li Qibin. Li is
$131,000 to the Salt Lake officials—which they used as bribes—hoping his the Games with Jet Set. That should avoid any territorial conflicts, because general manager of China’s largest travel company, government--owned
favors would win him the Games’ contract to broker travel, lodging, and Dizdarevic doesn’t hold Olympic rights to solicit business in Britain. “And C.I.T.S. Beijing, which procured most of Jet Set’s hotels, restaurants,
tickets. Though a judge ultimately threw out the fraud case, Dizdarevic says tell your boss,” Dizdarevic says, “if he wants to do any entertaining in vehicles, and local workers.
his brush with the law scared him straight. London”—at the 2012 Games—“he needs to tell me two years in advance.” To an Italian lunch with Dizdarevic in Beijing, Li brings his English-
Well, straight is a relative term, but there is no doubt that the tawdry Salt The Beijing games dwarf anything Dizdarevic has done before. Jet Set has speaking assistant; Lu Jun, the head of the C.I.T.S. department devoted to
Lake episode, rather than ruining Dizdarevic’s Olympic money machine, sold more than 70,000 packages for Beijing, compared with 20,000 trips for English-speaking clients; Lu’s English-speaking assistant; and Lu’s
rejuvenated and reformed it. Now make the great leap forward to Beijing. the Turin Winter Games in 2006, its previous high. Dizdarevic has plunked assistant’s assistant. None of them speaks English very well. Li, the boss,
Dizdarevic, pluckier than ever at 57, is sipping sugary espresso in the 26th- down roughly $130 million on this year’s Summer Games, including more speaks French.
floor executive lounge of the Sofitel Wanda hotel, the French chain’s luxury than $30 million in sponsorship fees, mostly paid to Beijing’s Olympic Dizdarevic broaches a sensitive subject. “As you know, Jet Set’s guests
flagship in Asia. His Olympic hospitality firm, Jet Set Sports, of Far Hills, organizing committee; $37 million for hotels and meals; $20 million for are special,” he begins. More than 11,000 of them will tour the Great Wall,
New Jersey, owns the rights to 175 rooms in the Sofitel, plus the $20,000-a- management systems and local staff (including a yearlong course to teach Forbidden City, and Temple of Heaven during the Games, and they don’t
night presidential suite, for this month’s Games. local hires Olympic etiquette and how to deftly handle foreign visitors); and like waiting in lines, Dizdarevic explains. “Can we have special entrances
That’s nearly half of the five-star hotel, for 18 days, paid in full. And the $15 million for tickets. He expects revenue of nearly $200 million. Beijing for Olympic-family V.I.P.’s?” he asks.
Sofitel is but one property in Jet Set’s vast portfolio of high-end Beijing could have been even bigger. “I simply stopped selling,” he says. “With so “We’ll try our best,” responds Lu. Unsatisfied, Dizdarevic homes in on the
hotels, making Dizdarevic the must-see man for corporations heading to the much new business, I didn’t want to jeopardize delivery.” young manager, who will oversee 16 C.I.T.S. supervisors assigned to Jet Set
Olympics. Jet Set’s rivals say that his control of the market is unfair and is possibly for the Games. “Is it possible for you to spend a week with us training in the
Still, on a recent swing through Beijing to nail down final arrangements, an illegal monopoly. “Jet Set uses tickets as their choke point for everything U.S.?” Dizdarevic asks Lu.
Dizdarevic is feeling fleeced. A Sofitel manager is asking $65 a head for they do,” says the president of a sports--management firm, who claims his The invitation, translated into Chinese, whirs around the table. “Really?
buffet breakfasts during the Games, twice the hotel’s normal rate. The company has lost several major clients in recent years because of Not joking?” Lu erupts. “Okay, if my boss says it’s okay.” Across the table,
hotelier is also demanding that Dizdarevic pay extra for the grand ballroom, Dizdarevic’s hold on tickets. “A service monopoly isn’t like a Coke or a the C.I.T.S. chief, himself one of seven Chinese officials whom Dizdarevic
where Jet Set plans to wine and dine hundreds of clients for BHP Billiton, Visa sponsorship,” says this person, who insists on anonymity because he hosted at the Turin Games in 2006, nods his approval.
the Australian mining colossus. Annoyed, Dizdarevic counters with what he fears retribution from Dizdarevic and the U.S. Olympic Committee. “You Li says he became a big supporter of Jet Set while visiting Dizdarevic’s
calls the Jet Set model: a package price for food, drink, and facilities for can always walk across the street and use your Amex card or drink a Pepsi. V.I.P. operation as his guest in Turin. Several foreign travel companies came
7,800 meals, including a “guaranteed” 40 percent profit margin for Sofitel. Not with this deal.” through Beijing seeking Olympic tie-ins, Li says, but Jet Set was the only
“You should capitalize on the Olympics, but that doesn’t mean you have a Even the U.S. Olympic team’s own corporate sponsors must go to Jet Set one to offer yearlong training in English and “how to treat the V.I.P.’s.” Li
license to steal,” he scolds the nattily dressed Frenchman. “Remember, I for tickets—leverage that Dizdarevic uses to sell them full hospitality waves away the question of whether V.I.P.-ism clashes with Communism,
have other options, even for breakfast.” packages, according to an executive who runs the Olympic program for one noting that the Chinese government stands solidly behind the country’s
“For everything,” the young manager demurs, in heavily accented English, corporate sponsor. To illustrate the point, a Jet Set competitor recounts a economic rise. “I never imagined that Chinese could afford washing
“you have options.” conference call earlier this year: It was organized by a Canadian corporation machines and Walkmans. But now many Chinese have them. I have 300
Dizdarevic leaves without a deal, trailed by his son Alan, 25, who runs Jet for several firms vying to manage its guest program at the 2010 Winter employees in my agency, and more than 100 have cars. The government is
Set’s China office. “They’ll learn,” Sead (pronounced Sid) says, driving off Games in Vancouver. During the Q&A, whose participants included giving bonheur for the majority.”
into the smog-filled city, as I tag along for the ride. SportsMark Management Group of Larkspur, California, and Iluka of Li’s firm interviewed 3,000 university students to select 800 for training at
It’s a lesson everyone who wants a piece of the action at the Olympics London, Dizdarevic blurted out, “Where will you get gold-medal-hockey Jet Set Academy as guides and protocol officers. The students are paid to
figures out: It’s Sead Dizdarevic’s world; the rest of us are just guests. Since tickets?” spend three hours a week in the classroom learning about Western culture
Sarajevo, Dizdarevic has perfected the art of what he delicately calls the The answer is, of course, obvious. Dizdarevic has the lion’s share. After a and etiquette and Olympic history, with one overarching goal decreed by
“advanced royalty”—paying off Olympic pooh-bahs for the ultimate service long, knowing pause, the would-be sponsor chuckled and said, “Oh, Sead, Dizdarevic: “To get them to think outside the box,” says Elizabeth
monopoly on the ultimate destination event. For years, “it was almost like an you ask such good questions.” Ganschow, the veteran China hand who runs Jet Set Academy.
under-the-rug deal,” Dizdarevic acknowledges. He was the supreme Technically, each national Olympic committee controls ticket distribution During one evening class, a trainee asks if Westerners have any special
promoter, schmoozing, boozing, and cajoling Olympic organizers and teams in its own country. But in recent years, the U.S.O.C. and the Olympic needs that “Orientals” don’t. “They want downtime, to be left alone,”
from around the globe—including the U.S. Olympic Committee—to secure committees of Canada, Australia, and several European countries have answers Jay Liu, a program manager at Jet Set. Another young woman asks
the best tickets and accommodations, which he bundled at hefty markups for anointed Jet Set as their exclusive hospitality and ticket provider. Elbowed what to say if asked about sensitive topics like Taiwan. First, Liu tells her,
corporations and ultra-affluent clients. This system, energized by aside, other firms say they’ve explored challenging Jet Set’s monopoly in take the guest aside and speak privately. “My answer would be, ‘I think
Dizdarevic’s 1,000-watt salesmanship, a world-class Rolodex, and an U.S. courts but are afraid of saddling the Olympic hierarchy with costly Taiwan’s part of China, like a younger brother. How can part of the family
impeccable record for service, pumped millions of dollars of profits into his antitrust litigation. “The time to strike would have been in 2003” after leave the family?’” Liu says. “Don’t be too detailed. Keep it ambiguous.”
pockets—and into the Olympic coffers of several cash-starved countries. Dizdarevic signed his initial deal with the U.S.O.C., one rival says. “Now Before wrapping up in Beijing, Dizdarevic stops by the Sofitel to see if the
This made Dizdarevic the Games’ indispensable, if unofficial, fixer. he’s too big. There just aren’t a lot of people with the stomach for a fight.” manager has come to his senses. This time, the Jet Set boss tells the
The Salt Lake scandal ended this improvised, quasi-legal system, and Those who do defy Dizdarevic find a tough adversary. Beijing’s most Frenchman that his groups will eat breakfast in the main dining room—a
Dizdarevic no longer carries around bricks of cash and unsigned traveler’s popular luxury hotel, the Grand Hyatt, just two blocks from Tiananmen nightmare scenario for a hotel planning to run at 100 percent occupancy.
checks, which—according to Ante Jedrejcic, Dizdarevic’s former brother-in- Square, negotiated for months with Jet Set back in 2005 over a block of “What if there are no seats?” the manager asks.
law, who worked for him before they fell out in the mid-1990s—he once roughly 100 rooms and suites, says Christopher Koehler, the hotel’s general “People will get up earlier the next time,” Dizdarevic says.
used to acquire the suitcases of tickets earmarked for, say, the Polish or manager. After six months of talks, Dizdarevic walked away. But Koehler A few days later, back in New Jersey, Dizdarevic gets word that the
Bulgarian Olympic team. (Dizdarevic dismisses his former relative as an says he has no regrets. Sofitel has slashed its quote in half for breakfast and is throwing in use of
“exaggerator.”) Nor does he still pad his payroll with the wives, girlfriends, “They’re sharks,” Koehler says. “They came in very early and tried to the ballroom for free. “If I wanted to play a game with him, I could squeeze
and daughters of the powerful men he needed to grease his exclusive access scare us that we wouldn’t fill the hotel for all 18 days.” During the him to death,” Dizdarevic says. “I charge a lot of money too, but I have
to the Olympics. Now he pays millions of dollars in formal sponsorship fees negotiations, Dizdarevic invited Koehler to attend the Turin Games as his never charged anyone three or four times my cost.”
to the Olympic gods, just as Nike, Hilton, and other corporations do. In guest, but the New Jersey native declined. “I didn’t think it was appropriate The Highs and Lows of Attending the Olympics Two ways to go: Jet Set’s
exchange, he gets all the top-tier tickets and hotels he needs, plus a catchy to be in his pocket,” Koeh-ler says. The manager says his hotel will earn corporate packages versus tourist class
title: official hospitality operator of the Olympic Games. more from the Games than what Jet Set had offered. “Why hand over Deluxe Corporate Hospitality Program
But if you think this legally acquired title has quieted controversy around product to somebody else who’s just going to profit from your work?” 18 days for up to 30 people.
Dizdarevic, you’re wrong. Competitors gripe that he’s a concierge gone Koehler asks. 15 rooms or suites at the five-star Sofitel Wanda hotel, Ritz Carlton, or JW
wild—that Jet Set’s monopoly cuts them out and that it may even violate Dizdarevic, for his part, says the Grand Hyatt is slashing prices to fill Marriott.
U.S. antitrust laws. rooms during the Games, just as he predicted it would. He says Jet Set V.I.P. tickets of your choice for each occupant of each room (two events
Dizdarevic seems oblivious to such bad-mouthing—or perhaps, with the recently turned down single rooms going for 50 percent less than what the per day); could include tickets for the opening or closing ceremonies,
Games imminent, he’s too busy to pay much attention. After marching out hotel was asking in 2005. “‘You’re three years too late,’ I told them,” hockey finals, basketball finals, or other premium events.
of the Sofitel, he spends more hours haggling over breakfasts for AT&T and Dizdarevic says. (Koehler counters that he’s comfortable that the Grand For every 15 rooms, one deluxe bus or limousine for transportation to and
Medtronic at Beijing’s Novotel Peace hotel and over lunch menus for Hyatt will earn a healthy profit from the Games.) from the events.
HSBC, Herbalife, and Lehman Brothers (among dozens of others) at the It’s perhaps no paradox that some of Dizdarevic’s corporate clients praise Reserved dining at premium restaurants, including those at Commune by
Commune by the Great Wall Kempinski hotel. His mind is a sponge for him with the same intensity as his detractors criticize him. “Sead really the Great Wall Kempinski hotel
details—rooms, wines, snacks, buses, tickets, distances, even wallpaper. He understands the Olympics. He’s also a great negotiator,” says Deirdre Guided tours of the Great Wall, Forbidden City, and Temple of Heaven.
meets his match in a Kempinski sales director named Adelina Ye, who drags Latour, who runs the Olympic--guest program for General Electric, a Daily breakfast in hotel ballroom.
him clause by clause through their food-and-beverage contract, quibbling worldwide Olympic sponsor. This summer, G.E.’s corporate and business $2 million to $3 million
over such unusual demands as Jet Set’s requirement that the hotel chef order units are sending 2,000 guests to Beijing with Jet Set. “How do you structure Provider: Jet Set Sports,
all raw materials 45 days before the Games. “Believe me, we’ve learned the a day for customers that includes Olympic events, tourist sites, meals, Far Hills, New Jersey
hard way. There are always scarcities,” Dizdarevic tells her. Later, he transportation, drop-offs, signage in multiple languages? Sead gets it done,” A Typical Package for the "Civilian" Traveler
dispatches an aide to find out if Ye will come to work for him. Latour says. Five days’ accommodations at the Tianlun Songhe Hotel.
In traffic between meetings, Dizdarevic works a BlackBerry and answers a Raised in a secular Muslim family north of Sarajevo, Dizdarevic left the Tickets to two Level-1 events and two Level-2 events, like boxing or
Chinese cell phone from the backseat of a black Audi. “Sergei, how are air force academy at age 20 and moved to West Germany to play club rowing (surcharges may apply)
you?” he says ingratiatingly. The caller is Sergei Plastinin, the Russian soccer. In 1972, he went on a shopping junket to New York and stayed. “I Round-trip transportation to and from events.
dairy, fruit juice, and fashion tycoon, who’s inquiring about a luxury suite in thought, What a great country. No one asks my religion,” he says. Following Guided group tour of Beijing’s tourist attractions with English-speaking
the main Olympic stadium. “It’s $650,000,” Dizdarevic tells him without a stint as an airline mechanic in Newark, New Jersey, he opened a travel guides.
flinching, “plus my brokerage fee,” capped at 20 percent by Olympic rules. agency for Yugoslav immigrants on Staten Island. The business Access to the trip provider’s Olympic Green hospitality area with English-
Actually, Jet Set’s corporate packages sold out months ago, but mushroomed, drawing Yugoslavs of every ethnic stripe. “Bosnians were speaking guides and concierges
Dizdarevic, like the scalper he professes not to be, always holds certain considered neutral. We worked with everyone,” Dizdarevic says. It was that Optional upgrades to Level-1 tickets.
“assets” in reserve. In Beijing, he’s husbanding most of the city’s five-star very agency through which Dizdarevic—aided by a check he delivered to Daily breakfast.
presidential suites, a dozen in all. “You sit on them, wait for people to come the right people in what was then Yugoslavia—won the right to become the $6,250 per person
to you,” he tells me. “Usually the richest people come very late. They think travel and ticket agent for the Sarajevo Games, which launched his Olympic Provider: Roadtrips Inc.,
they can get anything.” career. He married a Croatian-American Catholic. They have two sons and a Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
One such request pops up hours later, in the lobby of Dizdarevic’s Beijing daughter. Note: Prices are for double occupancy and do not include airfare.—Jessica
hotel. Over tea, Lynn Robbroeckx of ArcelorMittal says she desperately Prosperity and the stress that comes with it have brought him a shock of Liebman
needs eight tickets to the opening ceremonies for her boss, Lakshmi Mittal, white hair and crow’s-feet that nearly engulf his eyes when he laughs, which Related Links
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• Defending Short Selling: Stefan Tangermann, writing for the voxeu blog, Council’s rate-setting meetings since the first one in January 1999. Instead
looks at the reasons for food-price inflation. “New research shows that India, of voting on the interest rate, the ECB’s Governing Council ‘reach a
A roundup of economic news from around the Web.• Defying the Gloom: China, and speculators are not the culprits in the food price explosion. consensus’ without ever taking a vote. The mystical process through which
John Berry of Bloomberg says that the U.S. economy has defied the gloom Biofuels were a significant element in the 2005-2007 food price surge as this consensus is achieved can only be guessed at. Not voting on interest
in the second quarter. “Even with all the things going wrong — including they accounted for 60% of the growth in global consumption of cereals and rates is an essential part of the ECB’s framework for non-accountability.
the official bear market on Wall Street — growth probably checked in at vegetable oils. There cannot be any doubt that biofuels were a significant Since they don’t vote, they cannot of course publish either the aggregate
about a 2.5 percent annual rate in the second quarter. That’s about as fast as element in the rise of food prices. Since new research also shows that vote or the individual votes. Since there is a consensus, there is no need for
many economists think it could grow on a sustained basis without generating biofuel support policies are disappointingly ineffective on environmental individual Governing Council members to justify the decision. A collective
more inflation… In spite of the hand-wringers, the U.S. economy isn’t mired grounds, governments should reconsider them.” statement suffices, like the pre-cooked (that is, written before the rate-setting
in a recession — and that’s not just a technical matter of definitions. It’s a • ECB Suggestions: On his Maverecon blog, William Buiter says the ECB meeting) Introductory statement preceding the Q&A, given by the ECB
matter of how many jobs are likely to be lost as the country works its way should vote on rate decisions and publish its minutes. “The ECB has never president immediately following the rate setting meeting.”
out of the mess created by the bursting of the housing bubble, the resulting had a formal vote on interest rates. I know this out of the mouths of horses Compiled by Phil Izzo
5

In for a Landing
(Portfolio.com: Business Travel) I’d love to give 10-year projections. The shorter ones are harder. It The F.A.A. has been under a lot of pressure lately. What’s your view of
Submitted at 7/16/2008 3:00:00 AM
depends on where fuel prices are, but I think you’ll see fewer airlines. That the agency?
process has already started, with the airlines that have ceased operations. The F.A.A. has a splendid record. There’s no question about that.
W hen Herb Kelleher started Southwest Airlines in 1967, he was a pariah, a Consolidation is something that a number of carriers think is a way to Commercial airline travel has never been safer, and it’s grown steadily safer
chain-smoking, Wild Turkey-swilling lawyer-entrepreneur who tried to salvation. I’m not sure it is, as far as fuel prices are concerned, which is the over the past four or five years, so the end result has been superb, absolutely
undercut his established competitors. The airline was in legal limbo for four primary issue. The Delta-Northwest merger is well on its way. They have to superb. I think reform of the air-traffic-control system is the major issue
years because of disputes over flight routes before its first plane was allowed jump the regulatory hurdles, and then, of course, you have to work like facing the F.A.A. as a whole. It’s an antiquated system, and a lot of the
to take off. Four decades later, Kelleher’s upstart airline is now the country’s crazy to make sure it actually works out the way you had planned. difficulties that we were talking about earlier for the airlines would go away
largest in terms of market capitalization and has posted a profit for 35 Which carriers are the most vul-nerable to going under? if you had a modernized system that was more efficient. I’m hopeful that
straight years. It’s the only major U.S. carrier making money right now, I never get into that. I don’t want to be a party to a run on the bank. we’ll make steady progress toward the adoption of next-gen, as they call
even as smaller airlines fold at a rate of about one a month and legacy One of your last official duties as chairman was to testify before Congress it—an air-traffic-control system that will be G.P.S.-oriented.
carriers, stuck with record-setting fuel prices, stagger toward bankruptcy. about the fine that Southwest had to pay over safety inspections. Some What has prevented that from hap-pening so far?
This spring, at age 77, Kelleher retired as Southwest’s chairman and planes were flown after their official F.A.A. inspection dates. What’s your You’re stepping on a sore toe right now, because I became an apostle of
scaled back his responsibilities to an advisory role, a position he’ll hold for take on that incident? that in 1993, and here we are 15 years later and we haven’t made a lot of
five years. It’s a good time for him to ease up. The airline business is going We reported ourselves to the F.A.A.—that we inadvertently and progress. Backpackers are using G.P.S. to find out where they are in the
through a difficult period, and Southwest was recently hit with a $10.2 unintentionally missed these inspections, and the principal inspector said, woods. Truckers are using G.P.S. to find out which routes they should take
million fine because it had flown planes after their required inspection dates. You’ve got 10 days to do it. There may have been a technical issue, but to their destinations. Buses are using it. Private aircraft are using it. Let me
But Kelleher leaves Southwest in excellent shape compared with its peers. there was never a safety issue. And there were never any planes that placed see, who are the only ones who don’t have G.P.S.? Commercial airlines.
With a $10 billion market cap and ample cash reserves, it’s poised to passengers at risk. I don’t mean to demean it, but in a sense it was a question Isn’t that astounding? You have to be a visionary and say, “We don’t need
solidify its -position as the low-fare airline. of filing the wrong form, so to speak. Boeing said flying the planes was this today, but we’re going to need it very badly 10 or 15 years from now.”
Condé Nast Portfolio reporter Matthew Malone met Kelleher at okay, and a former lead investigator for the National Transportation Safety Airlines need it, but the government has to take the steps to set it up.
Southwest’s Dallas headquarters, where the executive, a longtime three-pack Board said it was okay. There was no threat. If you stop to think about it, we’re really a little slice of salami in a
-a-day smoker, elbowed up to a silver ashtray the size of a turkey platter. Would you do anything differently? governmental sandwich. The F.A.A. tells us what we can do with the
Kelleher has never cared much about appearances, and he’s certainly not The appropriate route would have been to go and get an alternative means airplane, right? You can’t push back from the gate, can’t taxi, can’t take off
changing now. During the 90-minute interview, he smoked four Merits, of compliance from the F.A.A., and I’m quite sure that they would have without the F.A.A. telling you. Our passengers on the ground are processed
kissed a Southwest intern on the cheek, and jokingly picked his nose. He granted it. That’s what I regret, that we didn’t do that. by the Transportation -Security Administration. And guess who owns the
also talked about the foolishness of mergers, the state of the Federal That whole issue became political pretty quickly, and in the middle of it, airports. Governmental bodies. That’s why we have so little control over our
Aviation Administration, and why February is the worst damn month of the you scrapped plans to outsource some of Southwest’s maintenance to an destiny. Don’t misunderstand me—all of those things are needed. But it
year. operation in El Salvador. Why the change? would be interesting if you said that all department stores are now going to
Between the lackluster economy and soaring fuel prices, some say that It was a question of timing. We didn’t say that we would never do it. We have X-ray machines. You’re going to have to take your shoes off, your coat
things are downright apocalyptic for airlines these days. Is the business just said we’re not going do it now, because we don’t need to add a layer of off, before you get into Macy’s. That might cut back on their patronage just
model simply one that doesn’t work anymore? complications with respect to a new maintainer. Outsourcing is a word that a little bit.
It’s very difficult to make it work when oil is at $130, $135 a barrel. covers a multitude of different concepts, and you have to realize a lot of the Is there a particular day or incident from Southwest’s history that you
Southwest has been protected from many of the difficulties of this time: Our talk about it is really a product of union activity, where they’d like to keep remember most fondly?
fuel hedges saved us $727 million last year alone. But our revenues are the work in the United States. From a safety standpoint, it’s perfectly safe. For sheer drama, I would have to say that after litigating for four years in
down as a consequence of higher fuel costs, and I think our principal Now that you’re stepping down, how much interaction will you have with 31 different courts and administrative agencies, the arrival of our first
advantage at Southwest and in this milieu is the fact that we’re so strong the company? airplane was a pretty dramatic event. I burst into tears when I kissed it on the
financially. We have the lowest cost in the industry per available seat mile, Really, what I am here is C.E.O. Gary Kelly’s servant. He is a superb chief nose and then went around and stuck my head in the engine, at which point a
the strongest balance sheet, the most equity of any carrier, so we’ve always executive officer, and I would anticipate that he would ask me from time to mechanic grabbed me and said that if the thrust reverser went off, it would
been fit for whatever exigency confronted us. We’ve always been very time to get involved in some special projects. The dustup with the F.A.A. is decapitate me. I said, “You know? I really don’t give a damn.”
conservative and made sure that we’re ready for the bad times, because they an illustration. I really serve at his beck and call. What’s the worst investment you ever made?
always come. Is there some innovation that you think could help save this industry? Gee, there are so many, it’s hard to pick out one. Enron, I guess. I must
The last major round of restructurings, after 9/11, allowed the legacy Something on the horizon that you look at with great interest? say, I didn’t pick Enron. It was a money manager.
carriers to cut into Southwest’s cost advantage. More restructurings and Well, no. I don’t think there’s any silver bullet. I think the carriers in the So choose one: the cigarettes or the Wild Turkey.
bankruptcies are on the way. Will that make the company more vulnerable? present circumstances are doing exactly what they need to do in order to Ha! It would be the cigarettes, and I’ll tell you why: I stop drinking Wild
No. As a matter of fact, I think our competitive advantage is widening. survive. For the first time in my memory, they’re very busy reducing Turkey for a month every year in February, but I could never stop smoking
The other carriers are increasing fares and adding fees so quickly that I think capacity, which of course will provide fewer seats. That saves fuel, and for a month. I’m an addict. I acknowledge it.
that we’re regaining our low-cost-fare advantage. There’s another factor: I you’re able to raise fares, I think, fairly substantially. Fewer and fewer Why February?
refer to Chapter 11 as the washateria—you go to the washateria, and you people will be flying, and in a sense that’s a sad thing for me. A lot of the I was afraid you were gonna ask that. It’s the shortest month. [Laughter]
wash out all your sins and get a fresh start. Once you’ve been through it, American public will be deprived of the opportunity to fly. But I think the About 20 years ago, a doctor told me, “As much as you drink on a regular
your opportunities are narrowly constricted with respect to restructuring, carriers have to do it. They don’t have any alternative. basis, I think it’d be great for your liver if you took a month off.” So I said
because you’ve already terminated your benefit pension plans, you’ve got a How much will fares go up during the next 12 months? okay—February. I hate leap years! Despise them.
reduced lease rate on your airplanes, you’ve gotten better financial terms The latest figures I saw, through April or May 2008, was that average Related Links
from your lenders, and it’s very hard to come up with substantial savings the fares had gone up 4.8 percent already this year. And with reductions in The Safe (but Scary) Skies
next time around. capacity, I wouldn’t be surprised if average fares went up by another 5 or 6 Flying Solo
If you had a crystal ball, what would it reveal about where the -industry percent this year. I’m not talking about Southwest, by the way, just the Flying on Empty
will be a year from now? legacy carriers.

Shelly Palmer: Ben Silverman's Comments on Margins vs. Ratings


Signal the End of Broadcast Television
By webmaster@huffingtonpost.com (Business on Welch." Not only is this is not a compliment for a television programming enough historical evidence to be taken seriously. "There's nothing to watch
HuffingtonPost.com) executive, it portends a dismal and disturbing future. on Saturday night." says the viewer. "There's no audience on Saturday night,
Winston Churchill once said, "The farther you look back, the further you so there's no reason to invest in it..." says the margin-oriented television
Submitted at 7/22/2008 7:00:07 AM
can see into the future." So, let's look back a few years to the "golden age" programming executive. This is a vortex of logical rhetoric. It is almost
In case you haven't noticed, the business of broadcast television is in of radio. Back then, disc jockeys ruled. They became the stations' program impossible to break free and stop the cycle. What can be done?
trouble. Ratings have been trending down year over year for more than 30 directors because they had their fingers on the pulse of the audience. As the The answer is very clear. Super Bowl XLII (February 3, 2008) was the
years and there's no end in sight. Most pundits blame this audience business evolved, very successful program directors were promoted to most-watched sporting event on record and the second most-watched TV
fragmentation on outside forces like the proliferation of cable channels, station management. It was easy to spot a station with a GM who came from program in history. Nielsen says an average of 97.5 million viewers watched
DVDs, video gaming, DVR's and most recently online video, personal video programming. Talent was treated with respect, content was king and the Giants-Pats contest. (The most-watched program is still the M*A*S*H
and wireless offerings. audiences came first. finale, which drew 106 million viewers in 1983.) The big game also broke a
People who should know better constantly parrot misinterpreted data about As the business of radio matured, professional business people started to record for total viewership, with 148.3 million viewers (persons age 2+
the deleterious effect of TiVo (the noun describing the entire genus of look closely at the cash cow and you could see the focus of management watching all or part of the game). The previous record stood at 144.4 million
DVR's) on commercial advertising and how the 30 second spot is dead. turn to sales. Radio became extremely competitive from a commercial point for Super Bowl XXXVIII in 2004. What this tells us is that if you put on a
Others like to call the medium a vapid wasteland of unwatchable programs. of view (it was always creatively competitive). The new superstars of the compelling piece of content, there actually is a television audience to watch
All of the professional explanations for the decline of broadcast television business were the sales guys and you saw a shift in senior management to it.
ratings seem to agree that the problem comes from outside forces and an sales-oriented executives. It was easy to spot a radio station that was run by Is it unfair to use an annual emergent sporting event as an example?
unavoidable changing landscape. I disagree. a former GSM, it was all about sales and promotion. These execs knew Perhaps. The job of television is to inform, enlighten and entertain. So, I will
Yes, the business is not what it once was, and yes, there is a bit of where the money came from and managed the stations differently than their simply point to the last episode of M*A*S*H as the appropriate benchmark.
empirical data to support the idea that enhanced consumer control over programming predecessors. But the industry kept growing because sales and You will immediately argue that every show is not M*A*S*H and that most
media consumption has had a significant impact on viewing habits since the programming had always been in a surrealistic paso doble that, when entertainment shows will never find an audience of that size. I agree. Most
introduction of the "included with purchase" electronic remote control in the properly managed, produced excellent financial results. shows will not ever attain that kind of rating. But I can also assure you that
mid-80's. But, none of this has had even a slight impact when compared to Ultimately, sales-oriented station management caught the attention of pure M*A*S*H, Friends, Seinfeld, etc. were not programmed for margin. They
the business culture and business rules that have evolved over the same 30 money people from the outside world. If a well programmed station was a were programmed for ratings to the exclusion of every other benchmark.
year time period. cash cow, a fully sold out, well run station was a cash machine and pure Remember, people don't have Internet rooms in their houses, they don't
According to the New York Post, Ben Silverman, co-head of programming money people like that kind of ROI. have video game rooms in their houses, most don't even have reading rooms
for the NBC Television Network said the following: "We're managing for What happened next was inevitable, but unfortunate. Management evolved -- but most households in America do have TV rooms. And, in most of the
margin and not for ratings." There is nothing technology can do to help or once again. This time, accountants, bankers, lawyers and professional P&L 112.8 million television households, there is a TV in more than one room.
hurt this strategy. It is truly the end of broadcast television. managers from outside the radio business took over. They looked for TV technology is everywhere; it's the programming that's nowhere!
If you want to see TV ratings improve, the business improve and the ROI efficiencies, consolidated divisions, rolled up station groups and turned the Shelly Palmer is the host of MediaBytes a daily news show featuring news
improve, try investing in programming, not margins. It will be a refreshing entire enterprise into a mass of M&A deals. The term "exit strategy" was the you can use about technology, media & entertainment, Managing Director
twist for the 21st century. And, it is really the only thing that will turn the new goal and everything else was secondary. of Advanced Media Ventures Group LLC and the author of Television
business around. The recipe for profitable broadcast television is pretty Ben Franklin, who, among other things, is the great, great grandfather of Disrupted: The Transition from Network to Networked TV (2006, Focal
simple: Develop large audiences that you can accurately measure and sell mass media in America, once said, "Those who are unwilling to study Press). Shelly is also President of the National Academy of Television Arts
them to advertisers who need to reach them. The shows that do this even history are doomed to repeat its mistakes." If you look at the radio business & Sciences, NY (the organization that bestows the coveted Emmy®
have a name: "hits." If, on the other-hand, you want to sunset an today, it is hard to find a station that has made any meaningful investment in Awards). He is the Vice-Chairman of the National Academy of Media Arts
organization and squeeze every last dime out of it before it gives up the programming in the recent memory of man or beast. The business is about & Sciences an organization dedicated to education and leadership in the
ghost, manage for margins. consolidated sticks, pre-canned, pre-formatted programming, sales of areas of technology, media and entertainment. Palmer also oversees the
By the way, Ben Silverman is a personal friend of mine and I both respect aggregated, de minimis audiences and margin. The industry is not about Advanced Media Technology Emmy® Awards which honors outstanding
and admire him. His success is laudable and he is a great guy. In fact, what I growth, it's about holding on to what's left. achievements in the science and technology of advanced media. You can
love about Ben is that he actually had the guts to come out and say The television industry has always followed the fortunes of the radio read Shelly's blog here. Shelly can be reached at shelly@palmer.net
something that no one else in his position would ever have the guts to say. business. A quick rule of thumb is that changes in the video business are
This is not an NBC problem; it's an industry problem. Ben just held up the usually about 10 years behind similar changes in the audio business. I think
mirror. The title of the Post's article was,"Silverman Channeling Jack this arm-chair research and the associated aphorism is supported with

Wachovia-Golden West: Another Deal From Hell?


(WSJ.com: Deal Journal - WSJ.com) just a little more than Wachovia paid to acquire Golden West. Wachovia this “destruction of market value” criterion.
Submitted at 7/22/2008 9:54:00 AM
year procured a capital infusion of around $8 billion because of that pain. It seems a harsh housewarming for Steel, now Wachovia’s cleanup man.
Wachovia’s net slid last year to $6.3 billion from $7.7 billion in 2006, But Steel at least didn’t have to engage in the usual new-CEO ritual of
While Goldman Sachs Group banker Ken Wilson– call him “Kenny” only mainly because of bad loans made by Golden West. Former Wachovia CEO castigating the work of his predecessors. Instead, Wachovia Chairman Lanty
if you are President George W. Bush–takes up his new job as an adviser to G. Kennedy Thompson(left) lost his job last month in large part because of Smith wore the hair shirt in today’s earnings announcement. Smith called
Hank Paulson, former Paulson adviser and fellow Goldman alum Robert the fallout. And Wachovia’s stock price today–cover your eyes–was a Wachovia’s results “disappointing and unacceptable.” Investors would be
Steel has his hands full at Wachovia. piddling $12.24 at the open, or just about a quarter of the 52-week high of hard-pressed to argue. He went on to explain, “While to some degree [these
The North Carolina bank today posted a net loss of $8.66 $53.10 in September. results] reflect industry headwinds and weaker macroeconomic conditions,
billion–compared with net income of $2.34 billion last year–and took $6.1 Considering all these signs, it may be time to enshrine Wachovia’s they also reflect performance for which we at Wachovia accept
billion of write-downs. It also slashed its dividend to just five cents a share acquisition of Golden West Financial as a Deal From Hell. responsibility.”
from 37 cents. Associated Press Taking on the mantle of “Deal From Hell” isn’t a casual affair; it is a Contrast Lanty’s take-one-for-the-team mentality with John Thain’s testy
A lot of this pain can be traced back to Wachovia’s errant 2006 acquisition difficult-to-achieve level of shame inspired by Robert Bruner, dean of the rebuttal to a question on last week’s Merrill Lynch earnings call. Thain
of mortgage lender Golden West Financial. The entire market value of Darden School of Business at the University of Virginia, and his book, sharply corrected one analyst who asked about the CDOs packaged by “you
Golden West–which Wachovia bought for $25.5 billion–has nearly “Deals From Hell: M&A Lessons That Rise Above the Ashes.” Bruner’s guys” at Merrill with this: “First of all, I take exception to the ‘you guys’
disappeared. Even on the day the deal was announced in May 2006, requirements for consideration included destruction of market value; comment. I did not create any of these CDOs.” Related Links:
investors hated it so much that they slammed $1 billion out of Wachovia’s financial instability; impaired strategic position; organizational weakness; Medlin + Duke + Ole ‘Wachovia Way’ = Robert Steel
market value. At the time, Wachovia had a market cap of $90.2 billion and damaged reputation; or violation of ethical norms and laws. Another Deal Dear CEO: Capital Infusions May Not Save Your Job. Sorry.
predicted that with Golden West its combined market cap would be $117 From Hell, for instance, is Sprint’s disastrous merger with Nextel. Wachovia and Golden West: A Good Idea at the Time
billion; today Wachovia’s market cap is hovering around $25.87 billion, or Wachovia/Golden West now seems to qualify, if only because of the
6

Giants Make Shockey a Saint


(WSJ.com: The Daily Fix) Olympiakos, which could be a canny way to get the Hawks to see things his
Submitted at 7/22/2008 11:34:00 AM
way (a FIBA contract would give them no matching rights) or a sign that the
European leagues are more of a challenge to the NBA than fans have
Jeremy Shockey is headed for the Big Easy. thought.
The New York Giants traded their 28-year-old star tight end, who’d grown On Yahoo Sports, Adrian Wojnarowski analyzes the potential
disenchanted with Big Blue because he wanted to be a bigger part of the repercussions; in the San Francisco Chronicle, Gwen Knapp calls his
team’s passing game, to the New Orleans Saints for second- and fifth-round strategy“great leverage, and quintessentially American. Until now, Childress
picks in 2009. Mr. Shockey will bring his considerable talents to the Saints’ basically was a financial hostage of the Hawks. We tend not to discuss
offense (where he’ll rejoin coach Sean Payton, the Giants’ offensive sports business that way, because it would be a real downer to call drafts and
coordinator his rookie season) and no lack of enthusiasm to the Superdome, salary caps what they really are — restraint of trade and price-fixing.
but he’s also been hampered by injuries and self-inflicted distractions: He Besides, it’s hard to get indignant on behalf of someone like Childress,
missed the Giants’ drive to a Super Bowl upset and expressed his annoyance whose price was fixed at $3.6 million last season. But as a restricted free
by passing up the pomp and circumstance that followed. agent, he had virtually nowhere to go this summer, whether for more money
Jeremy Shockey will next celebrate in black and gold. (Associated Press or refuge from a club that, despite its shocking playoff performance against
Photo) the Celtics, is not the ideal location for Childress. Most teams lack enough
Mr. Shockey’s resume contains large portions of accomplishments and room under the salary cap to bid for him, and the loopholes in the system
missteps alike, leaving New York columnists wrestling with whether or not have constricted to the point that only Atlanta realistically can be expected
the Giants are better without him. to give Childress an improved contract.”
“Giants fans will miss Shockey every time the defending Super Bowl So what’s Mr. Childress up to? “He is either playing an elaborate game of
champs come out lifeless and flat and a fire is needed inside the stadium, chicken with the Hawks, who made him the No. 6 draft pick in 2004, or
from some wild-eyed madman quivering with emotion,” Steve Serby writes eagerly learning how to say ‘pick and roll’ in Greek,” Ms. Knapp writes. “It
in the New York Post. “They will miss him every time some unsuspecting doesn’t really matter which, because Childress’ threat has enough credibility
defensive back needs Rambo-ing. Shockey may have marched to the beat of to serve as a warning shot throughout the NBA.”
a different drummer, may have been high maintenance, may have dropped ***
too many balls, may have been injury-plagued, but I keep coming back to For the uninitiated, the peloton is one of cycling’s mysteries — but in the
what Shaun O’Hara said not too long ago when he was asked about the New York Times, cyclist and author Michael Barry offers a gripping
Shockey trade rumors: that he’d rather play with him than against him.” explanation of how it works, and what cyclists endure in a race like the Tour
In the New York Daily News, Gary Myers sounds less convinced: “It just de France.
won’t be the same without Jeremy Shockey around to throw a fit after Eli “The peloton flows with the roads, and we, the cyclists, blindly hope that
Manning bounced one at his feet or sailed one over his head or didn’t feed the flow is not broken,” he writes. “A wall of wheels and bodies means we
his ego by throwing him the ball 10 times a game. Repeating as Super Bowl can never see too far in front, so we trust that the peloton flows around any
champions is nearly impossible, but the Giants’ chances dramatically obstacle in the road like fish in a current. When in the group, we follow the
improved Monday when they dumped Shockey, an All-Pro distraction, on wheels, looking a few yards ahead, watching other riders to gauge our
the Saints. … Shockey was more style than substance, a big talker given to braking, accelerations and how we maneuver our bikes. Over time, cycling
saying the wrong thing.” in a peloton becomes instinctual, and our bicycles become extensions of our
An even-handed portrait comes from Newsday’s Neil Best: “New York bodies. When that flow is broken, reaction time is limited and we often
wanted to love Jeremy Shockey from the start, and often did. He was crash.”
Mickey Mantle 2.0, a brawny, reckless, untamed Okie who immediately ***
announced himself by brawling with Brandon Short in the training camp Legendary sportswriter Jerome Holtzman died Saturday at 81. Mr.
dining room after a disagreement over some low-level rookie hazing. Soon, Holtzman was an orphan who became a copy boy at the Chicago Daily
he was bowling over various hapless members of the Houston Texans in his Times at 17, wrote a column for the Sporting News for 30 years, and (for
first appearance as a rookie, the 2002 Hall of Fame Game, causing TV types better or worse) invented the save.
to scramble for old tapes of Mark Bavaro.” than with worries about the Saints’ defense. New Orleans, he says, is “He was a gruff man but a gentleman, a newspaper bulldog but an old
But Mr. Best notes that Mr. Shockey capped his rookie season by dropping “looking at a defense that gave up 14 rushes of 20 yards or more, that gave softie, a U.S. Marine to his core but a kind, considerate, cultured soul who
a pass in the end zone in the playoffs against the San Francisco 49ers, a up 54 receptions of 20 yards or more. Compounding these problems are always looked to me as if he should have been on his way to meet Damon
game the Giants would lose and that Giant fans are still scarred by. offseason knee surgeries suffered by cornerback Mike McKenzie and Runyon, Grantland Rice and Ring Lardner for lunch,” recalls Mike Downey
“That was Shockey,” he writes. “Inspire the team and its fans with talent incoming linebacker Jonathan Vilma, a prize free agent. My feeling is the in the Chicago Tribune, adding: “Spencer Tracy, Fredric March, take your
and tenacity, let them down with immature behavior and a maddening Saints, even though they’ll be bringing in five defensive free agents and pick. A tight, white, starched collar. A set of suspenders, thumbs inserted,
inability to complete a basic job requirement: securing a forward pass. … used their first three draft picks for defense, cannot get enough help across poised to snap. A cigar as large as a clarinet. Chicago’s kind of guy. And
Unlike Mickey Mantle, Joe Namath, Walt Frazier, Lawrence Taylor, most of the board, up front, at linebacker, in the secondary.” certainly baseball’s kind, back in the day and for all time. A student of the
the 1986 Mets and other charismatic men about Big Town, Shockey in the *** game and a teacher as well.”
end was exposed for what he was: an intriguing, engaging, ultimately Atlanta Hawks restricted free agent Josh Childress would like to go to – Tip of the Fix cap to reader Don Hartline.
superfluous figure when it came to winning a championship.” another team via a sign-and-trade deal, but he has no particular leverage to Found a good column from the world of sports? Don’t keep it to yourself
(Extra credit: Newsday’s list of Shockey ups and downs.) make that happen. — write to us at dailyfix@wsj.com and we’ll consider your find for
So what’s the reaction in New Orleans? The Times-Picayune’s Peter Or does he? inclusion in the Daily Fix.
Finney doesn’t like the deal, a position that has less to do with Mr. Shockey Mr. Childress is reportedly weighing a three-year, $20 million deal with

What Was Ken Lewis Thinking? Panic Room


(Portfolio.com: Careers) held on its books remained solidly profitable even as soaring rates of default (Portfolio.com: Careers)
Submitted at 7/16/2008 3:00:00 AM
and foreclosure pushed many subprime specialists into bankruptcy. For Submitted at 7/20/2008 7:00:00 PM
2007, B of A’s net mortgage charge-offs totaled $57 million, a mere 0.02
W all Street’s debate over Bank of America’s purchase of Countrywide percent of its portfolio. Job Title: Investor Relations Officer
Financial is not whether it’s a good or bad deal—but whether it will be For Lewis to acquire the company that underwrote so much of the Employers: Public companies
C.E.O. Ken Lewis’ last deal. “If this doesn’t work, at some point subprime sludge now polluting the global financial system isn’t quite the Openings: Search firms and National Investor Relations Institute website
shareholders are going to demand Lewis’ head,” says Josh Rosner, betrayal of principle it might seem. Until the late-career meltdown of Salary Cap:$350,000
managing director of Graham Fischer & Co., a New York research Mozilo’s credit judgment, Countrywide was an enterprising, well-managed Number of Jobs: About 6,500 P ossibly the only people more stressed out
consultancy that specializes in mortgage finance. company that for three decades had subsisted on exactly the sort of last week than investors who owned shares in banking companies were the
But in keeping with the market axiom that any viewpoint unanimously conventional home loans to which Lewis limited B of A. Countrywide people in charge of calming them down.
held is wrong by definition, writing off Lewis so fast may be a mistake. In hasn’t made a material subprime loan in nearly a year, and Mozilo is a self- As vice president of investor relations for Huntington Bancshares, a $56
fact, there’s a decent—and obviously contrarian—case to be made that the correcting problem—for Lewis, anyway. The lavishly paid, superannuated billion regional bank holding company based in Columbus, Ohio, Jay Gould
Countrywide deal plays to Lewis’ strengths, if he can survive long enough to poster boy of subprime excess will retire as soon as the sale closes, leaving a certainly didn't sleep much.
show them off. horrendous legal mess—including his Friends of Angelo V.I.P. "Everybody is running through their fire drills rights now," said Gould on
First, Lewis is an old hand at big deals. Bank of America is the product of program—that could take B of A a few years and a whole lot of money to Tuesday. "The stock of some companies is down 50, 60, 70, 80 percent.
more than 3,000 mergers, and Lewis has worked on many of them, including clean up. We're fighting rumors in the marketplace. We're fighting fear."
the epic 1998 union of NationsBank (known as North Carolina National What investors fear above all is that B of A’s $3 billion purchase price will Last week, Gould, who has 25 years of experience in I.R., was also
Bank when he started there in 1969) and Bank of America, California’s turn out to be the mergers-and-acquisitions equivalent of a modest down fighting numerous deadlines as his company prepared to issue second-
largest bank. It’s telling that most analysts were initially skeptical of the two payment on a grand old mansion that’s now so riddled with termites and quarter earnings on Thursday in the midst of an industry-wide panic. The
Lewis megadeals that clinched Bank of America’s place as the country’s toxic mold that the bank will have to spend an additional $10 billion to $30 collapse of IndyMac Bancorp on July 11 sent bank shares into a tailspin,
first (and still only) truly national consumer bank: the $48 billion acquisition billion to bring it up to code. The money pit consists mainly of the with the 12-stock Standard & Poor's 500 Regional Bank index sinking more
of FleetBoston Financial in 2003 and the $34 billion purchase of credit-card mortgages that Countrywide carried on its books as an investment at the end than 15 percent in the first two days of the week.
specialist MBNA in 2005. In both cases, B of A was roundly criticized for of the first quarter. As of March 31, 4.16 percent of those mortgages were in It was just the latest and most dramatic blow to an industry that has been
overpaying. In the end, Lewis and his team squeezed so much value out of default or foreclosure, compared with 1.65 percent six months before and battered all year. Huntington's share price has fallen from $21 last fall, to
FleetBoston and MBNA in integrating them with B of A’s existing just 0.66 percent at the end of 2006. under $6 in the days leading up to the earnings announcement.
operations that investor opinion on the deals swung strongly to the positive. This makes for a trend line that big investors might well try to fashion into "I worked through the weekend," Gould said. "I haven't pulled an all-
Lewis also showed unusual resolve in sitting on his checkbook even as a noose for Lewis if housing markets like California and Florida fail to nighter yet, but tonight may be one. There's been a flurry of phone calls
rivals were paying top dollar to buy mortgage lenders by the dozens in the stabilize soon. In closing on its purchase of Countrywide, B of A must mark from investors, probably more than I have time to handle during earnings
1990s. He was deeply ambivalent about the mortgage market, telling to market its $95 billion mortgage portfolio to something approaching a real week."
colleagues that he “loved the product and hated the business.” Although he price—a process that analysts expect to be ugly. “A year and a half from Like most veteran I.R. officers, Gould has seen his share of challenges
acknowledged that the home loan was a “cornerstone of the customer now, Ken Lewis is going to sit down and tell somebody over drinks, ‘I wish before. After graduating from California State University–Northridge with a
relationship,” he considered mortgage lending unnecessarily risky. Not only I had walked away from Countrywide,’” says Paul Miller, an analyst at FBR B.S. and M.S. in finance, Gould began his career in the thrift industry doing
did housing markets go from boom to bust all too often, but the structure of Capital Markets, who predicts a $28 billion markdown, give or take a few financial and corporate planning in 1965. Eventually, he found his niche as
the industry was too risky because banks outsourced much of their lending billion. the head of investor relations at Security Pacific before moving on to
to brokers or others. People inside B of A, though, insist that Lewis is holding firm. In addition KeyCorp and then Bank One, now a part of J.P. Morgan Chase.
As soon as Lewis moved up to C.E.O., he began restructuring Bank of to being what is still the busiest mortgage lender in the country—Bank of Before Gould joined Huntington in 2002, shareholders had been so
America’s mortgage-lending operation with the dual aim of reducing risk America is fifth—Countrywide also remains the country’s largest mortgage dissatisfied with the bank's performance—the stock was the worst-
and forging a closer, more lucrative relationship with his customers. Within servicer, handling the billing and other administrative tasks for nearly $1.5 performing bank in the S&P 500 in 2001—that hundreds mobbed the
a year, the bank had stopped making subprime loans and buying mortgages trillion in loans. Servicing is a business of scale and data-processing company's annual meeting to complain. A new C.E.O. and Gould were
from other lenders. It also found ways to attract better-quality buyers: It precision in which Countrywide’s growth has long set the pace and Bank of brought in, and the company's stock rose more than 30 percent in the
trained about 10,000 personal bankers in its branches to sell home loans America has lagged. Shifting B of A’s $530 billion portfolio onto subsequent year.
directly to consumers, along with checking accounts, credit cards, and Countrywide’s servicing platform could result in significant operating In times of crisis, Gould's job entails far more than just calming investors.
certificates of deposit. This might not sound like much, but other banks economies and better profit margins. Gould is also the eyes and ears of management, charged with compiling the
relied on referrals from homebuilders and real estate brokers, which meant Like all gamblers, Lewis needs to be lucky as well as good. Bank of most accurate picture of what the marketplace is thinking, and advising them
that they had less control over customer quality. America’s C.E.O. excels at the tricky, painstaking work of postmerger on what to do about it. Nowadays, he says, it's especially important to stay
Lewis’ conservatism was tested during the housing boom that lasted from integration but exerts no control whatsoever over the great X factor on vigilant.
2003 to 2006. Countrywide and other lenders fed the frenzy by amending which his job security apparently now hangs: housing-market fundamentals. "You have to keep your feet in the pool all the time," he says. "I'm
conventional standards of creditworthiness to accept almost anybody willing He has told analysts that all is going according to plan. “All I can say is spending an exorbitant amount of time reading press headlines, Bloomberg
to fill out a loan application (ability to repay optional). As lending volume nothing has happened that is out of the boundaries of what we contemplated business headlines, and reading blogs now like I never read before."
exploded, the issue of whether B of A should jump back into the subprime when we did the deal,” he said during a recent Deutsche Bank conference In June, when negative chatter about the company reached a high, sending
game sparked fierce internal debate. Customers by the millions were going call. the stock down from $9 to just over $5 in a two-week period, Gould took the
elsewhere for mortgages and taking their banking relationships with them. On the call, Allen Puwalski of Paulson & Co. pressed Lewis, saying that unusual step of recommending his company issue a preemptive press release
“You don’t want to be in a position where you have to say no to customers,” housing prices could well decline much more than the consensus forecast of to calm investors.
says a B of A executive who found himself on the other side of the issue 25 percent. In the release, the bank acknowledged the stock price decline but reassured
from his C.E.O. “If that’s the case,” Lewis retorted, “we’ll be worried about Countrywide, investors that their outlook remained consistent and that they were pleased
Lewis’ intransigence became prescience when the credit-market but we’ll be worried about a lot of other things too—and not just at Bank of with their performance. That release helped halt the stock's slide, bumping it
convulsions of mid-2007 brought the subprime house of cards tumbling America.” up a full dollar.
down on its architects, including Angelo Mozilo, Countrywide’s 69-year-old Related Links "You don't want to set a precedent," Gould says of issuing the release. "But
co-founder and C.E.O. While mortgage originations across the industry for Angelo's Many 'Friends' sometimes you just got to say 'Hey, there's a lot of noise out there' [since]
the year dropped 15 percent, Bank of America’s volume jumped 21 percent, Mortgage Brokers, RIP you don't want it to get out of control."
to $93 billion. More important, the $275 billion worth of mortgages the bank Angelo's Fannie Pack With Thursday's earnings announcement, Gould was able to placate
investors with the most potent balm of decent results, as Huntington
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lower its forecast for the rest of the year. The stock increased 40 percent to
(The Huffington Post | Full News Feed) because the Obama camp "has good sense." $7.68 per share, and Gould was able to breathe a lot easier.Related Links
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Asked if he is being vetted Tuesday morning on MSNBC, Rendell simply J.P. Morgan Hits It Out of the Park
answered, "no I'm not being vetted." J.P. Morgan Ekes Out a Gain
Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell (D) says that he has not been contacted by "I haven't been contacted by anybody, showing the Obama campaign has Big Banks, Bad News
the Barack Obama campaign to undergo the vice presidential vetting process good sense."
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What Was Ken Lewis Thinking? Angelo's Fannie Pack


(Portfolio.com: Executives) held on its books remained solidly profitable even as soaring rates of default (Portfolio.com: Executives)
Submitted at 7/16/2008 3:00:00 AM
and foreclosure pushed many subprime specialists into bankruptcy. For Submitted at 7/17/2008 8:00:00 AM
2007, B of A’s net mortgage charge-offs totaled $57 million, a mere 0.02
W all Street’s debate over Bank of America’s purchase of Countrywide percent of its portfolio. At least five current or former executives at beleaguered Fannie Mae and
Financial is not whether it’s a good or bad deal—but whether it will be For Lewis to acquire the company that underwrote so much of the Freddie Mac are linked to a controversial Countrywide Financial "V.I.P."
C.E.O. Ken Lewis’ last deal. “If this doesn’t work, at some point subprime sludge now polluting the global financial system isn’t quite the program that provided mortgages on favorable terms to policymakers and
shareholders are going to demand Lewis’ head,” says Josh Rosner, betrayal of principle it might seem. Until the late-career meltdown of business partners.
managing director of Graham Fischer & Co., a New York research Mozilo’s credit judgment, Countrywide was an enterprising, well-managed The executives include Countrywide's former Washington lobbyist, who
consultancy that specializes in mortgage finance. company that for three decades had subsisted on exactly the sort of recommended key officials for V.I.P. treatment, as well as four beneficiaries
But in keeping with the market axiom that any viewpoint unanimously conventional home loans to which Lewis limited B of A. Countrywide of preferential loans, among them a former Congressional staffer
held is wrong by definition, writing off Lewis so fast may be a mistake. In hasn’t made a material subprime loan in nearly a year, and Mozilo is a self- specializing in housing issues.
fact, there’s a decent—and obviously contrarian—case to be made that the correcting problem—for Lewis, anyway. The lavishly paid, superannuated An article in this month's Condé Nast Portfolio discloses how
Countrywide deal plays to Lewis’ strengths, if he can survive long enough to poster boy of subprime excess will retire as soon as the sale closes, leaving a Countrywide gave cut-rate mortgages to congressmen, journalists and other
show them off. horrendous legal mess—including his Friends of Angelo V.I.P. V.I.P.'s in an effort to curry favor.
First, Lewis is an old hand at big deals. Bank of America is the product of program—that could take B of A a few years and a whole lot of money to Countrywide's former Washington lobbyist, Jimmie Williams, who often
more than 3,000 mergers, and Lewis has worked on many of them, including clean up. referred high-profile prospects for special treatment to the lender, currently
the epic 1998 union of NationsBank (known as North Carolina National What investors fear above all is that B of A’s $3 billion purchase price will works as state director for Freddie Mac.
Bank when he started there in 1969) and Bank of America, California’s turn out to be the mergers-and-acquisitions equivalent of a modest down Countrywide's V.I.P. Club
largest bank. It’s telling that most analysts were initially skeptical of the two payment on a grand old mansion that’s now so riddled with termites and An exclusive look at the Countrywide Financial loan scandal. Clinton C.
Lewis megadeals that clinched Bank of America’s place as the country’s toxic mold that the bank will have to spend an additional $10 billion to $30 Jones III, who as a senior counsel of the House Financial Services Housing
first (and still only) truly national consumer bank: the $48 billion acquisition billion to bring it up to code. The money pit consists mainly of the and Community Opportunity Subcommittee in 2002 was referred for V.I.P.
of FleetBoston Financial in 2003 and the $34 billion purchase of credit-card mortgages that Countrywide carried on its books as an investment at the end treatment to Countrywide by Williams, is now a vice president at Fannie
specialist MBNA in 2005. In both cases, B of A was roundly criticized for of the first quarter. As of March 31, 4.16 percent of those mortgages were in Mae.
overpaying. In the end, Lewis and his team squeezed so much value out of default or foreclosure, compared with 1.65 percent six months before and They exemplify the close ties between Countrywide and government-
FleetBoston and MBNA in integrating them with B of A’s existing just 0.66 percent at the end of 2006. sponsored mortgage buyers Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. That relationship,
operations that investor opinion on the deals swung strongly to the positive. This makes for a trend line that big investors might well try to fashion into which worked to the firms' mutual benefit during the real estate boom, has
Lewis also showed unusual resolve in sitting on his checkbook even as a noose for Lewis if housing markets like California and Florida fail to drawn increasing criticism recently as all three narrowly staved off collapse.
rivals were paying top dollar to buy mortgage lenders by the dozens in the stabilize soon. In closing on its purchase of Countrywide, B of A must mark Bank of America bought Countrywide at a bargain price, while the federal
1990s. He was deeply ambivalent about the mortgage market, telling to market its $95 billion mortgage portfolio to something approaching a real government has pledged to extend credit to or buy stock in Fannie Mae and
colleagues that he “loved the product and hated the business.” Although he price—a process that analysts expect to be ugly. “A year and a half from Freddie Mac if needed. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac buy mortgages from
acknowledged that the home loan was a “cornerstone of the customer now, Ken Lewis is going to sit down and tell somebody over drinks, ‘I wish Countrywide and other lenders and resell them to investors in the secondary
relationship,” he considered mortgage lending unnecessarily risky. Not only I had walked away from Countrywide,’” says Paul Miller, an analyst at FBR market. Depending on the year, Fannie Mae purchased 10 percent to 30
did housing markets go from boom to bust all too often, but the structure of Capital Markets, who predicts a $28 billion markdown, give or take a few percent of its loans from Countrywide, which became the nation's biggest
the industry was too risky because banks outsourced much of their lending billion. mortgage lender.
to brokers or others. People inside B of A, though, insist that Lewis is holding firm. In addition "If Fannie and Freddie catch a cold, I catch the fucking flu," Countrywide
As soon as Lewis moved up to C.E.O., he began restructuring Bank of to being what is still the busiest mortgage lender in the country—Bank of co-founder Angelo Mozilo is quoted as saying in Chain of Blame, a new
America’s mortgage-lending operation with the dual aim of reducing risk America is fifth—Countrywide also remains the country’s largest mortgage book by Paul Muolo. Now the risky loans that sent Countrywide's share
and forging a closer, more lucrative relationship with his customers. Within servicer, handling the billing and other administrative tasks for nearly $1.5 price plummeting and prompted its sale have infected Fannie Mae and
a year, the bank had stopped making subprime loans and buying mortgages trillion in loans. Servicing is a business of scale and data-processing Freddie Mac.
from other lenders. It also found ways to attract better-quality buyers: It precision in which Countrywide’s growth has long set the pace and Bank of Home buyers pay discount points to reduce their interest rates; one point
trained about 10,000 personal bankers in its branches to sell home loans America has lagged. Shifting B of A’s $530 billion portfolio onto equals 1 percent of the loan. Through V.I.P. mortgages, Countrywide
directly to consumers, along with checking accounts, credit cards, and Countrywide’s servicing platform could result in significant operating cultivated executives at Fannie and Freddie, members of Congress and their
certificates of deposit. This might not sound like much, but other banks economies and better profit margins. staffs, and government officials.
relied on referrals from homebuilders and real estate brokers, which meant Like all gamblers, Lewis needs to be lucky as well as good. Bank of Countrywide's former Washington lobbyist, Williams, acting as an
that they had less control over customer quality. America’s C.E.O. excels at the tricky, painstaking work of postmerger intermediary, would send emails flagging the importance of potential V.I.P.
Lewis’ conservatism was tested during the housing boom that lasted from integration but exerts no control whatsoever over the great X factor on clients to Countrywide. A person familiar with Williams' thinking said that
2003 to 2006. Countrywide and other lenders fed the frenzy by amending which his job security apparently now hangs: housing-market fundamentals. he recommended a hodgepodge of prospective customers for loans, from a
conventional standards of creditworthiness to accept almost anybody willing He has told analysts that all is going according to plan. “All I can say is security guard to elected officials and Congressional staff. He initially
to fill out a loan application (ability to repay optional). As lending volume nothing has happened that is out of the boundaries of what we contemplated directed them to local Countrywide branches, but began hearing complaints
exploded, the issue of whether B of A should jump back into the subprime when we did the deal,” he said during a recent Deutsche Bank conference that some branches were slow or overwhelmed. To ensure quality service, he
game sparked fierce internal debate. Customers by the millions were going call. referred more of them to the V.I.P. program, based in Countrywide’s
elsewhere for mortgages and taking their banking relationships with them. On the call, Allen Puwalski of Paulson & Co. pressed Lewis, saying that Rosemead, California, call center.
“You don’t want to be in a position where you have to say no to customers,” housing prices could well decline much more than the consensus forecast of In November 2002, Williams urged Doug Perry, a call-center manager, to
says a B of A executive who found himself on the other side of the issue 25 percent. give "specialized handling" to a loan application from Jones, then senior
from his C.E.O. “If that’s the case,” Lewis retorted, “we’ll be worried about Countrywide, counsel of the House Financial Services Housing and Community
Lewis’ intransigence became prescience when the credit-market but we’ll be worried about a lot of other things too—and not just at Bank of Opportunity Subcommittee. "Jones is also an adviser to ranking Republican
convulsions of mid-2007 brought the subprime house of cards tumbling America.” members of Congress responsible for legislation of interest to the financial-
down on its architects, including Angelo Mozilo, Countrywide’s 69-year-old Related Links services industry and of importance to Countrywide," Williams added.
co-founder and C.E.O. While mortgage originations across the industry for Angelo's Many 'Friends' Perry then emailed Robert Feinberg, a Countrywide loan officer who dealt
the year dropped 15 percent, Bank of America’s volume jumped 21 percent, Mortgage Brokers, RIP with V.I.P. borrowers: "Can you please handle this? 0.5 off. No garbage
to $93 billion. More important, the $275 billion worth of mortgages the bank Angelo's Fannie Pack fees."
Once Feinberg completed the paperwork on Jones, the lawyer borrowed

Danny Schechter: Homeowners "March" $101,800 in February 2003. Countrywide waived five-eighths of a point, or
about $625. Senate rules bar members and staff from knowingly accepting
gifts of more than $100; gifts include loans on terms not available to the
general public.
Against Foreclosure Jones acknowledges being told that he was in the V.I.P. program. But he
says his interest rate was average or slightly higher and that he's shocked to
learn of his discount. "I thought I was just getting great service," he says. "I
By webmaster@huffingtonpost.com (Business on With personal financial data in place, backed by bank statements,
didn't know there was a shaving of points."
HuffingtonPost.com) mortgage paper and pay stubs, they proposed affordable "solutions" to
mortgage servicers and banks. These call for cutting interest rates and Former Fannie Mae vice president Robert Sanborn refinanced several
Submitted at 7/22/2008 9:34:54 AM
restructuring the mortgages at fixed rate for 30 years. NACA negotiators times through the V.I.P. program. In 2004, for instance, Countrywide
NACA's 5 Day DC Event Offers Help, And A Way Forward emailed the proposals to the finance companies and then advocated for their waived three-quarters of a point, or about $2,600, on Sanborn's $345,000
WASHINGTON JULY 20: Forty-five years ago this summer I spent a day new members. refinance of his Provincetown, Massachusetts, vacation home, according to
Marching on Washington. Everyone remembers it as just four words of the Soon, emails started coming back from lenders with letters accepting some a company document.
many uttered by Dr. Martin Luther King: "I have a dream." After that march of the proposals. I spoke to some ectstatic homeowners who were leaving Sanborn, who worked on risk management and loan servicing in the Dallas
for justice (and jobs), the organizers led by Bayard Rustin returned to the after a frustrating day of waiting for new deal that would allow them to save office, left Fannie Mae in 2007 and is now a real estate broker. He said he
Statler Hilton Hotel, now the Capital Hilton, which was the event's money and their homes. learned about the V.I.P. program through Countrywide contacts, and saw
headquarters. Dr. King was there, and Malcolm X even dropped by for a Officials from some banks and agencies dropped by and marveled over nothing wrong with using it.
press conference of his own to warn that non-violence was unlikely to lead this well organized, business like and passionate first of a kind event. It "My understanding is that it was simply a centralized service for people in
to change. clearly showed the enormity of the foreclosure crisis and the anger among so the mortgage industry to accelerate the process," he says. He said that
It was August 28, l963, a day which is still memorialized in the hotel's many homeowners who feel victimized by the subprime ponzi scheme. It Countrywide gave him "the best competitive rates" and "maybe they waived
lobby. I was a civil rights worker then, and a small fry organizer of that also showed that there is a solution within reach if lenders are willing to a fee here or there." But, he said, he did not receive any "deep discounts."
historic mobilization. That night, I crashed in a hotel room rented for SNCC, compromise. NACA may take it on the road. "I would not call three-quarters of a point a deep discount," Sanborn added.
the Student Non-violent Coordinating Committee. These people--old and young, some with children, others in wheel chairs. "Loan brokers all over the place have the authority to waive discount points.
Within five years, violence would claim the lives of both Malcolm and came from as far away as Ohio, North Carolina and Florida. They were It's not unusual."
Martin, and today, Dr. King's children are, sadly, suing each other in part dignified and quiet, perhaps also frightened. Many told me they have had Sanborn said he knows Mozilo, but that Countrywide's co-founder didn't
over how best to monetize his legacy. trouble sleeping because of worries about whether they could keep their refer him to the V.I.P. program. Mozilo did personally arrange a refinancing
Today, I am back in that very same hotel, although the name Hilton is families together. for another former Fannie Mae executive: Franklin Raines, its chief
better known now for the antics of Baron Hilton's granddaughter Paris. Over The event did rate some press attention, but, as is often the case, drug executive from 1999 to 2004.
this past weekend, the hotel, just a few blocks from the White House, was related murders they night before were, predictably, of more interest to most On June 9, 2003, the same day Raines applied for a nearly $1 million loan,
once again playing host to a human rights battle, this time the fight against local TV outlets. The CBS Evening News and Fox News showed up. a Countrywide receptionist took a message from Raines' assistant: "Per
foreclosures. (Afterwards, the Fox cameraman told me he was coming back with his own Angelo, Frank needs to refi." A Countrywide manager then instructed
America's largest and most militant homeownership organization, NACA, mortgage documents.) Feinberg by email to take one discount point, or nearly $10,000, off the loan
The Neighborhood Assistance Corporation hired out the grand hotel for five A Washington Post columnist had praised the event the day before it and not to charge "junk" fees.
days, and brought 460 staffers from 38 offices to Washington for a five day happened, writing, "The Neighborhood Assistance Corporation of America Former Fannie Mae chief executive James Johnson, a close friend of
event to demonstrate that their approach to stopping foreclosures is superior is doing something that should have been done a long time ago. Mozilo, also was given special treatment. As has been previously reported,
to everything that is being done elsewhere or proposed in Congress. They Homeowners won't have to wait weeks for a callback from their loan Johnson received more than $7 million in V.I.P. loans.
reference "the dream" too, 45 years ago activists wanted to claim it. Today servicers. They won't have to fret and fuss -- and in some cases cuss -- to get Related Links
they fight to save it. a mortgage servicing company to listen to their pleas to save their homes Angelo's Many 'Friends'
NACA believes that making mortgages affordable is the only way to from foreclosure." The Myth of the Walk Aways
stabilize at-risk homeowners. They call on banks to restructure mortgages, But when the event unfolded, exceeding organizer's expectations, the Post The Fed Turns Up the Tap
lower interest rates and replace adjustable mortgages and ARMS with low did not bother to send a reporter. The newspaper is right next door to the
fixed rates for the long term.
To make its point, and serve the community, NACA publicized an offer of
free counseling and advice for homeowners that included creating modified
hotel. Only z few of the media outlets contacted bothered to show up.
Early next week, NACA will encourage its homeowners to descend on
Congress to "encourage" their Senators and Representatives to press bankers
10 Ways To Change The
and restructured loan proposals and aggressively persuading lenders to
accept them.
to restructure constituent's loans. While congress debates bailouts, NACA
saves homes.
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A solicitation was made in radio ads and through direct mail. People with Early next week, NACA will encourage its homeowners to descend on (The Huffington Post | Full News Feed)
mortgage problems were advised to make appointments on the NACA.com Congress to "encourage" their Senators and They may be more successful
Submitted at 7/22/2008 9:48:01 AM
website and bring their mortgage documents with them. The event was a big with bankers who know that getting some payment is better than none, than
and audacious gamble by NACA's feisty CEO Bruce Marks. with posturing members of Congress who seem paralyzed when it comes to Like ripples circling outward in a pond, individual acts of kindness, taken
Something amazing happened. Some homeowners started arriving at 6:30 helping people in need. together, can have world-changing effects. We asked Beliefnet users to
AM. Soon lines stretched around the block. It was a march of the We Don't Last week, Bill Moyers featured journalist William Greider who describe the most profound act of kindness they ever experienced, witnessed
Want To Be Homeless, "wearing their troubles on their faces," as one discussed, as Graig Gingold reports, "the abject failure of the politicians in --or did for another person. We've gathered some of the most moving ones
NACA staffer later observed. A million families face foreclosure this year DC to do what was called for to protect the public from the predatory to inspire us all to do a little something more.
and many are trying to do something before their lives go on the auction lenders." Helping a Homeless Person
block. The statistics are hard to wrap your head around; a parade of real He cites as evidence a headline from the Washington Post: "Figures in The one act of kindness that always touches my heart (whether I do it or I
people can't be ignored. Both Campaigns Have Deep Ties to Mortgage Giants" see it) is when someone helps out the homeless. I'm not talking about giving
By day's end, thousands of homeowners had trekked through the NACA The battle lines are being joined, NACA, a modern day David is taking on money to them either. I'm talking about picking them up and taking them to
process which included an orientation, the scanning of their documents into the mortgage Goliath---and, so far, making progress Hopefully the bloggers, a shelter, giving them food instead of money on the train...or even talking to
the organization's proprietary mortgage software and then one on one gathered in their own convention in Austin Texas, and other activists, will someone homeless.
counseling in a ballroom which had been transformed into a vast arena of take notice and realize there is more to politics than electoral contests. What most people don't understand about the homeless is that they have
small tables, each with a HUD certified counselor and a computer. The News Dissector Danny Schechter made the film In Debt We Trust and has their pride. A lot of them don't want help. But all of them want to be heard.
counselors help the homeowners assess the affordability of their mortgages just finished a new book investigating the crisis, Plunder to be published by They want to feel like a human being and sometimes just talking to a
and the prospects of their losing their homes. They then draft sustainable Cosimo. Comments to dissector@mediachannel.org homeless person makes a world of difference. I have been witness to a man
budgets and a plan. that would talk to a homeless man for a year...just small talk...but that was
enough for the homeless person to be inspired to get up and get himself
together.
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W henever staffers at Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport discuss


more than $40.9 million for the Clark County Department of Aviation.
McCarran's spokesman, Chris Jones, says that represents about 12 percent of
the department's $332.7 million overall revenue for the year.
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Making Hay
on the up escalators and ads for sleep aid Ambien on the down. At the 10,000-acre George Bush Intercontinental Airport and the 2,500- Submitted at 7/21/2008 9:00:00 PM
While most airports are owned by state or local governments, according to acre Ellington Field in Houston, airport officials are banking on the land. E ven as the nation's network carriers began reporting billions in second-
the Airports Council International–North America, they still operate like "As they say, everything is bigger in Texas, and here in Houston we have quarter losses last week, a furious rally drove share prices up by 45 to 60
businesses and are required by the federal government to be as self- lots of open land at our airports," says Rick Vacar, director of the Houston percent. The market shrugged off the $1.4 billion loss reported by the parent
sustaining as possible. Traditionally, airports have generated most of their Airport System. of American Airlines, the nation's largest carrier, and ran its stock up 59
money from airlines—in the form of landing fees and fees for the use of A few years ago, Vacar authorized the planting of Bermuda hay and the percent. The nation's second-largest airline, United, will report losses in the
terminal facilities—and from non-aeronautical sources such as parking lots, higher-protein Tifton 85 hay on airport land. In 2006, 800 acres of airport $3 billion range this week, yet its shares climbed 58 percent.
concessions, and advertising. But while the costs to run an airport have risen hay was sold locally through a broker, bringing in $30,000. More was Why the irrational aeronautic exuberance? Last week's unprecedented
significantly over the years, airlines, pinched by high fuel prices, have planted in 2007, but none was cut because the contractor backed out of the decline in the price of oil, which plummeted more than $16 and closed
balked at paying increased fees. In the scramble for dollars, some airports, job. This year airport employees will step in, harvesting more than 2,000 around $130 a barrel. With fuel now accounting for about 40 percent of the
especially smaller and midsize ones more vulnerable to losing airlines acres of hay and an estimated $500,000. So far, the profits are being plowed airlines' costs, sharply lower oil prices surely looked like good news to the
because of higher fees, have turned to selling everything from branded back into the program, but airport officials hope the investment will pay off markets.
products to natural-gas drilling rights. in the future. But irrational exuberance is nothing if not irrational. The biggest
Some of those efforts are yielding substantial returns, others just a few Digging for Dough airlines—American, United, Delta, Northwest, Continental and US
dollars. According to the Federal Aviation Administration, in fiscal year In Denver and Dallas/Fort Worth, the airports reap profits not only from Airways—can't make money at $130 a barrel. They can't make money at
2005, U.S. airports had total operating revenues of $13.1 billion. Non-airline what's on the ground, but what's beneath it. $100 a barrel, either. Nor can their smaller competitors. Even the double-
revenue represented $6.1 billion, or about 47 percent, of that. By 2007, that The 34,000-acre Denver International Airport leases land for commercial digit cuts in passenger capacity and triple-digit aircraft retirements planned
figure had inched up: The $6.5 billion airports earned from non-airline real-estate projects and to farmers who plant soybeans, sunflowers, and for the fall probably won't restore profitability unless oil drops to about $80.
sources represented about 48 percent of overall airport revenues of $13.6 wheat. The airport also reaps $4 million to $6 million a year from more than (That's what oil sold for late last summer, the last time the big carriers were
billion. 50 oil and natural-gas wells that have been on airport property since it consistently profitable.) And since both business- and leisure-travel demand
Due to open in spring 2009, Missouri's Branson Airport may be the most opened in 1995. (Many predate the airport itself.) While the airport's overall is falling, the price hikes and fee increases announced with metronomic
entrepreneurial of them all. The 922-acre facility expects to serve between budget is more than $500 million, "every little bit helps," says airport regularity this spring and summer are likely to be offset by fall and winter
275,000 and 500,000 passengers a year and will be the first privately spokesman Chuck Cannon. fare sales.
financed and operated commercial service airport in the country. The airport The 18,000-acre Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport earns about 65 "Don't you dare rain on my parade," an airline executive snapped at me
will hawk naming rights and sign exclusive agreements with rental-car and percent of its revenue from non-airline sources, including two golf courses Friday evening. "I want one weekend this summer when I can fantasize
ground-transportation companies, says executive director Jeff Bourk. and the upscale Grand Hyatt D.F.W. in International Terminal D. The about not being in bankruptcy next year."
Branson will run its own on-site telephone system, a wastewater treatment airport also sits on a giant natural-gas deposit, the Barnett Shale. In 2006, I hope he enjoyed his weekend, because that brutal reality—every U.S.
facility, and, probably, the bar. "We'll even create a company to reunite D.F.W. sold drilling rights to an energy company for a $186 million carrier except Southwest Airlines faces bankruptcy and possibly even
passengers with their lost luggage," Bourk says. "signing bonus" and 25 percent royalties. Today, 40 wells bring in about $3 liquidation—cannot be ignored. None are sufficiently hedged against triple-
These new models may end up benefiting passengers, says Kent Vanden million a month in royalties. A total of up to 300 gas wells on airport digit oil prices. None can ground planes or lay off staff fast enough to keep
Oever, associate director of the Alexandria, Virginia, consulting firm property are planned over the next 15 to 20 years. D.F.W.'s C.E.O., Jeff their corporate heads above the rising tide of red ink. And there's no
AirProjects. "The more airports are able to get revenue from non-airline Fegan, says the income is a form of "rent control" for airlines and a boon to playbook to consult.
sources, the less they have to press airlines for money," he says. That helps passengers—the airport used $40 million from the initial drilling bonus to Think I'm being irrationally pessimistic? Tell it to Fitch Ratings, which
airports keep airlines from looking for other places to land. "And, renovate its original four terminals. says there could be "multiple bankruptcies and liquidation" among the major
theoretically at least, every dollar the airlines save lets them keep fares at a Naming a Solution airlines next year. "The industry's current structure is unsustainable in the
reasonable level," he says. Detroit Metro Airport never installed the Viagra ads, but it is taking a current fuel environment," Fitch said last week. And if you don't like
Here's what airports around the country are doing to generate cash. lesson from the sports world. In 2007, airport officials put naming rights for analysts analyzing, listen to Virgin Group's Richard Branson, whose own
Selling Souvenirs the new north terminal, set to open this fall, up for sale. GSA-McConnell, worldwide airline empire is shaky. He predicts "spectacular casualties"
Once Iowa's Sioux Gateway Airport stopped being embarrassed by its the marketing partnership created to sell those rights, won't disclose the among the big carriers in the next 12 months.
airport identifier code (SUX), it began profiting from it. In 2007, T-shirts, asking price, but right now there seem to be about 10 interested parties. Next Perhaps most frightening is that no one can agree on which of the carriers
caps, mugs, luggage tags, and bumper stickers branded with the airport's up, advertising on your luggage? are most at risk. Last Friday, for example, J.P. Morgan Chase double-
"Fly SUX" logo generated more than $3,500 for the tiny airport. Internet and Related Links jumped United shares to "overweight" from "underweight," primarily
in-airport sales of SUX memorabilia should bring in twice that in 2008. Tips for a Sky-High Spring because the lead analyst thought the airline would announce a big new
Taking a Gamble Air Heads borrowing scheme this week along with its second-quarter loss. But just
During 2007, the Reno-Tahoe International Airport earned $3.7 million Cartel Members, Beware hours later, Moody's cut United's debt rating two steps to "Caa1," seven
from 245 slot machines that have been scattered throughout the facility since notches below investment grade.
1980. And last year, the 1,300 slot machines that have been a fixture at What's the chaos mean in the long term for business travelers? To be
honest, I don't know. Even 30 years of plopping myself down in seat 2B isn't

Déjà Vu Skies particularly preparatory or enlightening. And the longer oil prices remain in
triple digits, the less the lessons of the 1990 to 1995 period seem revelatory.
But I can offer several watch-your-back tips for the next several months on
(Portfolio.com: Business Travel) highly regarded Midwest Airlines. (Kimberly-Clark has moved to Dallas; the road.
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Midwest is now based in Milwaukee.) Companies all over the country are Confirm Your Flights
griping about lousy service in markets where their travelers need to go, so If you've booked travel for any time after Labor Day, make sure your
T hirty years of plopping myself down in seat 2B has made me older, there's always a chance one of them will step up. And watch the U.S. skies flights are still on the schedule. Airlines have dropped routes without notice
balder, and fatter, but I have gained a lot of perspective too. So take it from for the ultimate vanity airline: Kingfisher, named after the well-known all summer, but the big tranche of cancellations begins on September 2.
this weary, wizened road warrior: Despite all the announced service Indian lager. Vijay Mallya, the bombastic boss of India's United Breweries, Overnight, most carriers will shrink their schedules 5 to 15 percent . Even if
cutbacks, commercial air travel is merely changing. The sky isn't falling and plans to bring Kingfisher's lavish in-flight service and crimson-colored your airline will still fly on your route, it may have cut frequencies, so check
"the system" itself isn't collapsing. aircraft to the San Francisco-Bangalore route later this year. that it has "protected" you on another flight and remembered to match up
This period of oil-fired chaos actually looks a lot like the travel landscape The Return of Charter Airlines your onward connections.
after Iraq invaded Kuwait in 1990. Then as now, airlines weren't ready for Charter airlines have largely disappeared in the United States in the 30 Avoid Smaller Airports
the oil shock and they panicked, shedding routes, grounding aircraft, and years since deregulation, but they continue to be a potent force in many The airlines are weeding out service to smaller airports, partially because
slashing in-flight service. Then as now, business-travel demand pancaked, other developed nations. If oil prices stay in the triple digits, charters will they bring the least traffic into their hubs and also because the routes are
companies kept their people chained to their desks, and travel and make a comeback here too. That's because charter flights are perfect flown with inefficient regional jets. If possible, book flights from the closest
entertainment expenditures plummeted. vehicles for vacation fliers. They run only when they are needed and are hub instead.
I don't know exactly what's going to happen next. But past is prologue in usually sold as part of a package that includes lodging and car rentals. Expect Less Help
the air-travel world, and I'm willing to make a few educated guesses about Spared of the need to advertise and market heavily and fly on profitless days As they scramble to cut costs, airlines are thinning their already depleted
what we'll soon see. when traffic is light, charter operators can make money on routes where ranks of front-line airport employees. That'll mean longer waits to check in,
Subsidized Air Travel traditional scheduled carriers struggle. check bags, and load passengers and luggage onto planes. Carriers are also
The nation's top travel destinations, Las Vegas and Orlando, depend on a Rallying Regionals chopping mechanic jobs, so there will be more delays and cancellations for
high volume of relatively low-priced flights to keep the tourists and The bigger-is-better mentality of the nation's post-deregulation legacy mechanical reasons. And wherever they had staffed flights above the
conventioneers coming. But both cities take a hit whenever the airlines cut carriers flies in the face of economic realities: There are very few economics federally mandated minimums, they are reducing the number of flight
back. This time around, US Airways is slicing its Vegas hub in half, and of scale in the airline business. The legacy airlines have grown in the last 30 attendants. That means even less in-flight service.
Delta Air Lines is dropping service to Orlando from more than a dozen years by absorbing or merging with smaller, regional competitors. They Have a Plan B—and a Plan C
cities. often promptly begin to gush cash on the same routes where the regionals Although wags now openly speculate on the survival odds of one carrier or
The solution? Casino resorts and tourist attractions may subsidize airlines were neatly profitable. another—Midwest, Frontier (already operating in Chapter 11), US Airways,
to keep flying passengers into town. Or they'll help fund startups whose sole So logic—the words logic and airlines rarely appear in the same Sun Country and Spirit seem to be popular picks in death pools—I wouldn't
mission is to fly into Las Vegas or Orlando. In the late 1990s, for instance, sentence—dictates that city-specific and regional airlines make a comeback. assume any carrier will fold. Or survive. Know your options for every flight
several Las Vegas casinos helped launch National Airlines. It flew for a few As the legacy carriers contract, they'll vacate markets that could be you book. And carry your Plan B and Plan C with you in case your carrier
years, until the other carriers beefed up their Sin City service. And Disney profitable for smaller, more focused startup airlines. After all, old-timers still folds while you're on the way to the airport. Seriously.
has frequently toyed with the idea of launching its own airline or going into pine for Air Atlanta and New York Air, airlines that reflected the needs and Drain Your Mileage Programs
a branded partnership with an existing carrier. Don't be shocked if you see sensibilities of their hometowns. Californians still carry the torch for the Finally, stop "banking" frequent-flier miles. If you've got enough miles to
Air Disney shuttling fliers into Orlando in the years to come. state's beloved AirCal and Pacific Southwest, both of which disappeared in claim an award, use them now. The value of miles is depreciating even
New Airlines With Old Names mergers. And everyone misses Piedmont Airlines, a stylish midsize carrier faster thanks to the route cutbacks and new fees imposed when you redeem
The established airlines are shedding planes by the dozen, and some of the that flew profitably until it was gobbled up by the company now known as an award. Besides, if your airline collapses, there's no guarantee that another
aircraft may be serviceable for fledgling carriers with lower costs. Surprising US Airways. carrier will step in and honor unused miles.
as it may seem, startup funding may be available too. "There's always a One final thought: Some business travelers, especially those whose The Fine Print…
hotshot with a business plan and an investment banker who thinks he's frequent flying is on relatively short routes, will never return to the sky. Midwest Airlines, the Milwaukee-based boutique carrier, is the latest to
smarter than the room," explains one investor I know who's made some They'll outfit their cars with some of the comforts of home and office, grit slash its operations. It announced on Sunday that it would contract its overall
money funding airline startups over the years. their teeth at the price of gasoline, and drive wherever they need to go. It'll capacity by upward of 40 percent. By September, it will have grounded
One quick way to get attention for a new airline with no track record: Use take longer, of course, but they'll travel on their own schedule and will feel about a third of its aircraft and cut a dozen cities off its route map.
a familiar name. Over the years, there have been three airlines named virtuous for having abandoned the indignities of airlines, airports, and Related Links
Braniff, three named National, and two called Midway. I've lost track of the security-checkpoint shakedowns. Why Airline Mergers Don't Fly
number of times the Pan Am and Eastern names have been revived. Even The Fine Print… Flying on Empty
blip-on-the-radar airlines sometimes have valuable brand names. Silverjet, J.D. Power has released its 2008 airline ratings. Not surprisingly, JetBlue Deals Taxi for Takeoff
which folded in May after just 16 months in the air, is attracting potential Airways fared best. Tied for worst: Northwest Airlines and United Airlines.
rescuers. Related Links
Vanity Flights Join the ClubBut Which Club?
Decades ago, Kimberly-Clark executives were infuriated by the lack of The Skies Open Overseas
flights to its hometown of Appleton, Wisconsin. It eventually launched its Why US Airline Service is So Bad
own air service, derisively called Air Kleenex, but it morphed into the

Four at Four: How About Those Banks?


(WSJ.com: MarketBeat) the weekend there was action, as Texas regulators moved ahead on a $4.93 maybe rally,” said Phil Roth, chief technical strategist for Miller Tabak. To
Submitted at 7/21/2008 4:27:00 AM
billion wind-power transmission project which one official said would put be sure, downside momentum remains strong with traders arguing that the
the state ahead of Germany in terms of wind transmission. The lines are last week’s momentum served only to provide a “good trade.” – Geoffrey
• Bank stocks are by no means doing well for 2008. But the recent rebound slated to carry electricity from the western parts of the state to the largest Rogow
in the shares of financial-services names has eliminated all of the losses cities, such as Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio. Wind-related shares were • Some have expressed concern about industrial stocks, expecting that the
sustained by broad financial-services sector indexes, thanks today to the stronger in trading today, incluing Zoltek Cos., which gained 3.7%, high cost of commodities will eventually hurt the margins of these names,
bounce in Bank of America Inc., which led a number of the large banking American Superconductor, which rose 5.9%, and Otter Tail Corp., which reducing capital spending. But a number of stocks continue to hang in there,
stocks higher on the session. The Financial Sector Select SPDRs exchange- rose 2%. The lines will handle about 18,500 megawatts of power. “This including shares of Timken, which rose 22% Monday after the company
traded fund didn’t mark major gains on the day, but its increase was enough amount exceeds the installed wind capacity of the entire United States at raised its second-quarter and full-year earnings outlook, saying that global
to put it at a close of 20.44, the highest closing price for that index since year-end 2007,” write analysts at Raymond James. “It is also larger than the demand is more than offsetting weakness in North American automotive
June 26, before falling 15% in the first two weeks of July. Furthermore, the wind capacity of Australia, Canada, China, France, Italy, Japan, and the markets. The company makes engineered bearings ( c’mon, it’s all ball
price action in bellwether Goldman Sachs Group Inc. suggests that investors U.K. – combined.” bearings now) and alloy steel products, and said its forecast for 2008 rose to
are again seeing the financials as a place to go and not run from— for • Last week’s ascent for airline stocks is unlikely to end in a crash landing $2.95 to $3.10 a share from the company’s earlier estimate of $2.75 to
however long that lasts. Analysts at Asbury Research say the trading in any time soon. After a big slide in oil last week, airlines jumped across the $2.95. “It appears that global bearings companies continue to enjoy healthy
Goldman of late suggested more bearishness, but the shares turned last board, with several carriers posting double-digit gains for the week. And demand from industrial customers and strong pricing, which helps offset
week. “Failed bearish patterns are pretty rare, but when they occur it though oil reversed course Monday, airlines traded relatively flat and are material cost escalations,” wrote analysts at Merrill Lynch, who cautioned
indicates that the market has, for whatever reason, aggressively changed its expected to remain in a relative holding pattern for the time being, as much that its exposure to auto markets suggests the company may still see slowing
mind on future price direction,” they write. Goldman shares ended the day of the downward momentum has been built into these stocks already. of growth in the future.
down 1.1%. “We’re in a temporary recovery. You had a good-enough rally for me to
• There has been plenty of talk about “ greener” energy sources, but over think they won’t just sell off and instead consolidate for a while and then
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ENEMY
Why High WiFi? continued from page 2
new trial, he is straightforward: He says it’s about revenge. “Putin is a very
(Portfolio.com: Business Travel) founder of Comunicano, a public relations and marketing firm based in Del nasty man, and he wants to make sure that Mikhail is as broken as possible.
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Mar, California. You can see it with the murders abroad—Alexander Litvinenko, for
Abramson, who has turned his obsession with travel-technology tools into instance. The message is, We go after the people we dislike, and we destroy
A decade ago we were complaining about the cost of calls from hotel-room the Working Anywhere blog, says he's okay with paid hotel internet, even if them.”
phones. Why, we wondered, did cheap hotels give us free calls, but fancy, it is overpriced. "If it's free and it doesn't work, how can you complain?" he Amsterdam communicates with the imprisoned oligarch via encrypted
five-star joints ding us even for toll-free numbers? Who made more sense: reasons. "But if I'm paying, I'll scream bloody murder if I can't get on the messages passed along by Russian attorneys. Tactics are discussed, as is
The general manager who insisted that telephone calls were an integral part Net and work." progress. New hearings are being pursued in Europe, particularly at the
of the nightly rate, or the one who claimed he wouldn't think of charging a I'm not as sanguine about WiFi fees. I expect free internet access at the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg, France. Khodorkovsky
guest for a service he or she didn't use, so anyone who used a hotel's select-service hotels because I know that is part of their value proposition. I scored a victory in Switzerland, where a court refused to help Russian
telephone system had to pay inflated, à la carte prices? accept that more traditional hotels consider it a pay-to-play option because prosecutors reclaim Yukos’ assets. Many believe Khodorkovsky could
Mobile phones mooted that debate, and no business traveler even thinks they offer different perks (more lavish decor, room service, concierges) as personally possess about a billion dollars in assets, though there is no way to
about using a guest-room telephone today. But the deep, philosophical part of their room rates. But it's ludicrous to pay more for a night of hotel- prove it. (Amsterdam insists he has no idea how much money
disagreements are back—over the price hotels may or may not charge to room internet than I shell out for a month's worth of access at home. It Khodorkovsky has.)
access high-speed internet and WiFi service. makes me angry—and less likely to stay in that hotel again. There are about a dozen other people working with Amsterdam on the new
Business travelers expect select-service properties (that's politically "We've warned our franchisees about overpricing," the executive of a fight. Some have fled Russia; one is wanted by Interpol. Britain has thus far
correct, 21st-century lodging jargon for "cheap hotels") to offer free wired major full-service chain told me last week. "But they live and die with the refused extradition requests for former Yukos employees. For the most part,
and/or wireless internet access. And free access is standard at places like bottom line, and they're worried about the rising cost of providing internet the Russians live quietly, allowing Amsterdam to be the target. Among the
Courtyard by Marriott, Hampton Inn, and Four Points by Sheraton. service. Guests are really gobbling up the bandwidth now that they're most important is Anton Drel, who has been one of Khodorkovsky’s
"You can't compete in the [select-service] segment if you don't include free downloading movies, playing games, and doing video conferences." Russian lawyers since 2000 and now works alongside Amsterdam.
internet as part of the room rate," says Tony Isaac, president of Isaac of LodgeWorks is concerned too. "We used to have one T1 line for a When I visit Drel one afternoon, the receptionist at his office building
LodgeWorks, which operates hotels under the Hilton Garden Inn and Hyatt hotel of 120 to 150 rooms, and we knew guests were getting good, speedy claims she has never heard of him. “I think you have the wrong address,”
Summerfield Suites brands and owns a group of suite properties called Hotel access. But in our hotels in high-tech areas like Santa Clara [in California's she says. Only when I give her a phone number does she learn of his
Sierra. "Guests demand it. They need it to work. They use it for Silicon Valley] or Fishkill [in New York's Hudson Valley, where many presence on the second floor.
entertainment. They don't care about 24-hour room service or bellhops. guests are I.B.M. employees], we need two or even three T1 lines now." Drel is a boyish 40-year-old with gelled hair and stylish glasses. Through a
What they expect is the ability to get on the Net free from anywhere in the A T1 line, which data transfers at 1.5 megabits a second, costs a hotel translator, he says the case has been tough on him and his family. His office
hotel." $500 to $700 a month to rent. T1 providers also impose a monthly service in Russia was raided three times. Like everyone else involved in the case, he
When you climb the lodging-price ladder, however, internet access charge of about $2 a room. "And the price is only going up as guests says Khodorkovsky is not easy to defend. “He’s not a saint,” he says.
becomes an add-on service. Hilton may give it away at its Garden Inn and demand more bandwidth and faster access speeds," Isaac predicts. “But he didn’t do anything that others weren’t doing. Everything he did
Hampton Inn brands, but internet is à la carte at its upmarket Hilton and So what's the bottom line? If you think free internet is your right, stay at was within the accordance of the laws. If laws weren’t perfect, then it’s not
luxury Conrad and Waldorf-Astoria properties. Ditto for Marriott, which the hotels that offer it. If you insist on staying at the fancier joints, consider his fault.”
charges for internet at its eponymous full-service hotels and its ritzy Ritz- high internet fees part of the high cost of living the high life on the road. amsterdam is considering an appearance at the trial, regardless of the fact
Carltons, but offers it free at its Courtyard and Fairfield brands. Other big Like the decades-long battle over the cost of a hotel-room phone call, I think that almost everyone says it’s a dangerous idea. If he goes, people tell me,
lodging groups—Starwood, InterContinental, Hyatt—follow the same this argument is going to be around a while. there is a good chance he will not come back. One of his friends put it this
formula: Free at the lower-priced brands appealing to road warriors, fee at The Fine Print… way: “The Kremlin probably won’t kill him, but they’ll throw him in jail on
fancier properties likely to draw more leisure travelers. One way to mitigate the high cost of on-the-road internet access is with trumped-up charges—plant drugs on him, stick a gypsy girl in his hotel
"I don't apologize for charging $15 a night for internet," says the general Boingo, a network of WiFi hotspots. Among the company's 100.000 room and accuse him of rape.”
manager of a luxury resort property who nevertheless demanded anonymity. participating locations are more than 19,000 hotels and 850 airports. Boingo The trial could be the last opportunity for Amsterdam and company to
"Only a fraction of my guests use the internet when they're staying with me. charges $21.95 a month for unlimited access in North America or $39 a attack the Kremlin on its own turf. It was moved from Moscow to Siberia to
Those that want it pay. Those that don't aren't paying for it as part of their month for global coverage. T-Mobile's hotspot network is also available in reduce press coverage, but the ploy could backfire, some say. If this saga
room rate." monthly gulps, but prices are higher than Boingo. becomes as all-encompassing as the first, it will serve to remind
The problem with pay-as-you-go internet is that hoteliers look at Web Related Links international investors that in Russia, property is provisional, the law is
access as a profit center. Just as they jacked up the price of guest-room A Good Place to Lay Your Head unpredictable, and the state is a mad -dictator—which is, of course, what
phone calls, they are running up the price of internet access. Although Eat Sheet: Tea Amsterdam wants. “The system wants Mikhail Khodorkovsky to fade,”
nightly rates tend to range from $7 to $15 at U.S. hotels, "I've paid as much The High Cost of a Low Dollar Kupchan tells me. “If it becomes another show trial, it will reawaken all
as $50 a night for access overseas," says Andy Abramson, globe-trotting sorts of investor fears, both domestically and internationally, and that’s not
in anyone’s interest.”

Karls Kitchen A conviction, which is probable, will send Khodorkovsky and his partner
away to prison for another 10 to 15 years, if not more. Many I spoke to are
betting that he won’t ever make it out, because they expect him to be sent to
a more remote work camp. Amsterdam’s team is hoping a favorable ruling
(Portfolio.com: Executives) be aware of them—a "don't ask, don't ask policy," you might call it. Readers
may again be tempted to scoff at our decision, but when you are running a from the European Court could place unbearable pressure on Putin’s
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ruthlessly efficient, just-in-time supply chain and accounting for it all with a handpicked successor, President Dmitri Medvedev, thus forcing him to
T itans of industry may deal in billions of dollars, thousands of employees, sloppy mental ledger, you really can't afford to get bogged down in legalese. rethink things. In other words, Khodorkovsky’s saga is likely to continue for
and dozens of class-action lawsuits, but that doesn't mean their issues are The executives at Exxon who allowed a relapsed alcoholic to pilot a 200,000 some time.
that different from those of the common man. While my wife and I were -ton oil tanker through the Prince William Sound in 1989 probably know This is especially true given the way things are going for Russia. The
doing a gut renovation of my loft apartment in downtown Manhattan, I took what we're talking about. Kremlin remains strong, with much public support. Economic growth is up
note of several familiar business issues we encountered and kept track of our However, since our loft is situated in a cooperative apartment building and almost 8 percent, and there is a broadening middle class that is content with
own attempts to wrestle with some of the same problems that continue to our fellow shareholders had deeply held beliefs (stated in building by-laws) the transition away from the dreary bandit days. The country is now the
vex America's C.E.O.'s—namely: procurement, accounting, dealing with about what should be allowed in their building, we were very quickly forced world’s largest exporter of natural gas and second-largest oil exporter after
regulators, and hiring the right people. into compliance with a host of regulations regarding such things as electrical Saudi Arabia. Russia is on a roll. Even with inflation creeping up, as long as
1. Supply-Chain Management load, Jacuzzi power, interior soundproofing, and grout-density the petrodollars keep pouring in, the Kremlin will continue to have wealth to
We opted to go with an ultraefficient, just-in-time delivery system for our specifications. The resulting delays have been both costly and catalyzing of spread around and few, in the short term, are likely to wonder about the
fixtures, appliances, and kitchen-countertop stone, recalling that Japanese certain process inefficiencies. Who knows? Had we been more compliance- fairness of Khodor-kovsky’s being locked away in Siberia.
carmakers ran Detroit off the road with this approach in the '80s and '90s. minded, perhaps we would have hot water in our unit by now. On one of the last occasions that I meet with Amsterdam, I mention all of
But we encountered unforeseen implementation issues, as it turned out that 4. Management this and ask if he ever thinks of giving up. “I don’t see it as an option,” he
nothing was delivered on time—ever. On this crucial issue, my wife and I elected to manage on a consensus says. He gave the oligarch his word, and he’s invested unbelievable amounts
In particular, our Italian bathtub maker did not seem to understand the basis, allowing important decisions to be delayed or forgotten about and of time helping his Russian colleagues, who will not be able to reclaim their
brilliance of our just-in-time plan, or even wish to communicate with us at then hastily resolved by my wife at the job site at the last minute. This lives until the matter is resolved. “This case is more than just a lawsuit,” he
all once we placed our order and paid our deposit. After waiting a month, we system consistently resulted in late, ill-informed, and badly thought-through goes on. “If Yukos is allowed to fade into history without justice being done,
ended up buying a completely different bathtub from a different supplier, orders that tended to backfire, bringing on later, even worse choices (the it will significantly retard Russia’s ability to become a rule-of-law state.”
which also has not yet arrived. Phil Knight faced a similar supply-chain consensus approach seems to have worked much better for Google's Eric He pauses, then adds, “Fact of the matter is, Khodorkovsky was the
mishap in 2001 based on a flawed new "planning system," forcing Nike to Schmidt, Sergey Brin, and Larry Page). beginning—and the most important piece of this thieving virus that has
take a $100 million revenue hit that year. The full budget impact of our own More specifically, there was a complete breakdown in horizontal, vertical, taken over Russia. And the only way to stop the -virus is to go to the root,
planning system has yet to be calculated. lateral, peripheral, and even collateral communication between all parties on and Yukos is the root.” In this way, the story is bigger than just one man and
2. Accounting the management team, leaving the downstream managers like the architect, one oil company. “It is not only about Yukos and Mikhail Khodorkovsky,”
We elected to do the accounting for our project with an unconventional the contractor, and various subcontractors to make decisions on their own. Amsterdam says. “It’s now about saving Russia.”
"zero-entry bookkeeping" system (no annoying spreadsheets). The more These field-level orders often resulted in costly order changes that our zero- Related Links
quantitatively inclined among you might scoff at our simplistic method, but entry system did not account for and that the management team discovered Putin's Power Grab
what it lacks in transparency is more than made up for in ease of when we found out a creditor who hadn't been paid on time was threatening Putin Reacts to 'Time' POY Pick
implementation. to take out a lien on our property. Boris Yeltsin, Capitalist
However, flaws in the system became apparent when checks to suppliers 5. Staffing
started bouncing, indicating that the zero-entry method had failed to alert us Our human-resources strategy was to approach the best in their fields, and
to the fact that our capital reserve had reached zero. The resulting run-up in when they turned out to be prohibitively expensive, hire anyone willing to
credit-card debt has created some valuation complications, such as, how do do the job at our price point. The resulting head-count issues caused Daily Show Asks Elderly Jewish Voters About
you price a project when the cost of capital has reached 24.5 percent a considerable delay in the project. Middle management itself was often
month? unavailable and seemed completely uninterested in manpower issues—that
Obama (VIDEO)
While few of America's C.E.O.'s have been bold enough to implement the is, when we were actually able to reach them on the phone. Staffing (The Huffington Post | Full News Feed)
zero-entry method, quite a few, notably Enron's Jeff Skilling and C.U.C.'s continues to be an area for improvement, and we intend to bring this up with
Submitted at 7/22/2008 9:48:04 AM
Walter Forbes, have tried the related fake-entry bookkeeping system, with our contractor when and if we ever see him again.
results similar to our own. Related Links Daily Show correspondent Wyatt Cenac travels to South Florida to find out
3. Regulatory Issues Detroit Shoots Itself in the Foot on Fuel Efficiency if Barack Obama can win the elderly Jewish vote.
My wife and I felt that the various regulatory issues regarding our project Detroit: Automakers Back to Business. But What Business? [WATCH]
would best be dealt with by pretending they did not exist or claiming to not Showing New Colors

Thomas Stern: A Kick in the Career: Amazing True Stories of Death by


Overtime
By webmaster@huffingtonpost.com (Business on have long been in denial about our capacity for pounding the keyboards of clothing for days, stinking up the office with their apparent dedication
HuffingtonPost.com) our Blackberries until the letters and numbers are worn off. We know it's through lack of personal hygiene, all in the hopes of being recognized
time to get a new one when our text messages asking a friend to meet us at simply for their willingness to die on the job. People will pretend to have
Submitted at 7/22/2008 9:15:19 AM
Starbucks are so unintelligible they look like a hieroglyphic missive sent very urgent phone conversations in hushed tones when their bosses walk by,
Some guy in Japan just bought the farm by working too hard. You heard from Cairo to Rome by carrier snake. And corporations are already to give the impression that the company is their number one priority.
right. He was 45, the lead engineer for a Toyota hybrid car division. While aggravated enough shelling out for maternity leave and on-site day care, "Sweetheart, I know our wedding is in fifteen minutes, and I appreciate that
he was helping us reduce our dependence on oil, the poor guy ran out of gas. imagine how furious they'll be when they have to start paying death benefits you've invited over 700 people and that your parents, who are paying for all
And he didn't even live as long as some of our aging rock stars. You know to the families of deceased workaholics. I don't think an angry widow will this, have flown in from the Ukraine and have endured being held for over
the economy's in bad shape when an auto worker doesn't last as long as be happy with the "My Husband Bought It At His Job And All I Got Was seven hours at the airport and cavity-searched by Homeland Security, but I
Keith Richards. Prior to his death this dedicated worker had been averaging This Lousy T-Shirt" consolation prize. promised our office manager I 'd go to Office Depot and pick up some toner
over 80 hours of overtime per month. Which I guess should now be referred All the more reason to kill the very concept of death from overwork in its and a 36 by 40 inch polyurethane mat for his swivel chair, so it doesn't
to as " six feet undertime." tracks before it can make it into Western society. encounter carpet resistance when he pushes it under his desk."
The amazing thing is that his dying from too much work was not just an Corporations can start including the virtues of death in their mission We can blame the corporations all we want, and certainly they need to take
opinion, but an official ruling handed down by the Japanese Labor Bureau statement. responsibility for how they wrap the bottom line around our necks. But so
Aichi. And recently, they've ruled similarly in other cases. Apparently, Our goal is to combine superlative customer service with extraordinarily many of us overwork to avoid personal lives that we have allowed to
working insanely punishing hours to the point of kicking the bucket is high product quality and at least nine employee deaths per quarter. We stand become unmanageable. I'm fairly confident that work will never kill me,
becoming quite popular in Japan. I wonder if guys in Tokyo are placing bets behind our company motto: "Here Today -- With A 2.8 Percent Chance of because I make sure to spend a lot of time around a wife who's always there
over a beer. First guy: "I'll be dead by the weekend." Second guy: "Oh, Not Making It Till Tomorrow." for me, and two kids who love me no matter what. So you see, I know I
yeah? I'll bet you two hundred yen I won't see tomorrow." First guy: "Hey, Shareholder meetings will provide another opportunity to get people used won't get caught up in a horrible cycle of work obsession to the point of
that's not fair! You've got the graveyard shift!" The worst part is, if you die to new corporate language: risking my life. And why? Because my entire family has been trained on,
first and win the bet, how do you collect? The problem has become so "Ladies and gentlemen, in order to help launch our new product line on and are more than capable of using, my high-tech, state-of-the-art portable
widespread that the Japanese even have a word, "karoshi," which means time and under-budget, over 300 people died horrible, stress-related deaths. defibrillator. I'm ready for the day when my family is gathered around me at
"death from overwork." Not to be confused with "karaoke," which means 299 of them did so willingly; and that's just the kind of commitment we the breakfast table and my wife is rubbing two stainless steel paddles
"death by plunging a cocktail umbrella into your carotid artery after listening make here at Bed, Bath & The Great Beyond. Oh, and please go out the together screaming, " CLEAR!" and I'm thinking, " As soon as I'm done
to your best friend sing 'My Way' off-key for nine straight hours." back way: the families of the people who croaked are in the lobby, menacing with this heart attack, I've got to get back to work." Norman Rockwell
If this story, which happens to be from the Far East, does not resonate with our receptionist with crudely-made street weaponry." would be proud.
you here in the West, then either you need to start working harder or maybe Soon, just to survive, employees will create the illusion of overworking.
you're already dead. News flash: we work too hard in this country, too. We They'll stack their desks with paperwork, stay after hours and wear the same
10

Facebook Creeps Me Out


(Portfolio.com: Executives) colleague’s house,’ someone you work with might ask, ‘Why am I not at
Submitted at 7/16/2008 3:00:00 AM
that barbecue?’’’
The ease with which Facebook can be used to broadcast your whereabouts
Bill Gates doesn’t get a lot of credit these days for being a visionary. But adds a particularly disturbing dimension for executives who would surround
when it comes to his relationship with Facebook, he may still be a step themselves with security in real life but are lulled into complacency by
ahead of the rest of us. The Sun, a British tabloid, reported this year that Facebook’s tidy veneer. Last year, the British military sent a directive to its
Gates had quit his half-hour-a-day Facebook habit, partly because he was army units to avoid revealing their service connections online—“Be
getting more than 8,000 “friend” requests daily but also because he was particularly careful if you are on Facebook, MySpace, or Friends
finding “weird fan sites about him.”(View a slideshow of several "weird fan Reunited”—fearing that, yes, Al Qaeda could use them to track prey. Your
sites.") A Microsoft representative confirms that the boss has gone cold business competitors might not be terrorists per se, but Facebook can be
turkey but wouldn’t disclose whether Gates knew of a Facebook group useful for anyone trying to poach your M.V.P.’s.
called “Would you have sex with Bill Gates for half of his money?” Even social-networking evangelists are legitimately nervous about
Actually, it’s a wonder that Gates was on Facebook in the first place Facebook, given its fiasco last fall with Beacon, an advertising engine that
(Microsoft’s $240 million investment in it notwithstanding). Bill Gates automatically announced users’ activities on other sites—revealing their
obviously doesn’t need to schmooze on Facebook. And neither do you, purchases, for example—without the users’ necessarily realizing that their
despite the pressure you’ve doubtless felt to join it ( because, y’know, every click was being chronicled. Facebook apologized, but that sort of
everyone is on Facebook). Perhaps you’re like Ben Rosen, who co-founded unwitting dissemination of potentially sensitive information has
venture-capital fund Sevin Rosen, which has bankrolled such companies as strengthened the market for Connect-Beam, a consultancy that sets up secure
Electronic Arts and Compaq (which he once led as C.E.O.). Rosen is hardly social networks for the corporate intranets of Fortune 500 companies.
averse to sharing personal information online; he says his blog,
BenRosen.com, has become a small social network of sorts. But he has yet
to use his Facebook account. “I’m trying to figure out the utility for me,” he
“-Companies like Honeywell,” says Puneet Gupta, ConnectBeam’s C.E.O.,
“could not take a chance to put their information on someone else’s
cloud”—meaning on the servers of a social-networking site the company
Bruce Kluger:
says.
Or perhaps, like Gates, you just find Facebook a little…creepy.
Businesspeople often claim to use Facebook for vague “market research”
purposes or to satisfy idle curiosity. But the social norms of social
doesn’t control.
But Facebook’s ick factor in the executive suite might have as much to do
with its shiny, happy world of “friendship” as with security. “There’s almost
Laughter and the '08
an inverse relationship between seriousness and how much you participate
networking are still in flux, making privacy a real issue, says internet-
marketing writer David Weinberger. “Younger people violate older people’s
idea of proper behavior when it comes to privacy,” he says.
in social networking,” says -ReputationDefender’s Fertik, laughing. That
basically nails it: Facebook is simply unserious—particularly given how it
prompts hard-driving business executives to regress into adolescent
Campaign
(The Huffington Post Full Blog Feed)
“It’s kind of eerie how much information is available about you on a social vernacular. “Poking” people, requesting “friends,” writing on someone’s
network,” says Michael Fertik, C.E.O. of online-privacy service “wall”: It’s cute when you’re in high school or college. But in a corporate Submitted at 7/22/2008 10:11:31 AM
-Reputation-Defender, “and how many conclusions, tentative or otherwise, environment, it sounds disingenuous and downright silly. In discussing the 2008 election last week, Jon Stewart cracked jokes about
can be made so handily, fairly or unfairly, based on that information.” Fertik Ultimately, Facebook candy-coats the true nature of business relationships. orphans, Viagra and prehistoric monsters.
estimates that all 55 of his employees use Facebook, and although he And it will rot your teeth.Related Links God, I love politics.
doesn’t, he’s unsettled by the all-consuming, constant-update M.O. it Facebook Page? Or Exhibit A in Court? As someone who moonlights as a satirist, I'm often intrigued by the ever-
encourages. “I’ve seen a lot of quiet, passive-aggressive resentments and MySpace and Friends Need to Make Money. And Fast. merging traffic on the election news highway, as the campaign bus brigade
rumors that come from people just knowing that much about your business,” Meebo and Facebook Chat bumps along just barely ahead of the tailgating funny cars. This year
he says. “If you’re updating people, like, ‘I’m at a barbecue at my especially, the laughter is welcome, from The Daily Show's smart and
smirky antics to Stephen Colbert's spoofy "truthiness." And Saturday Night

Facebook Creeps Me Out Live continues its 33-year legacy of tossing a whoopee cushion beneath
anyone--from pol to pundit--who dares to sit in the political hot-seat.
While it's tempting to dismiss the comic relief as an inconsequential
(Portfolio.com: Careers) colleague’s house,’ someone you work with might ask, ‘Why am I not at sideshow targeted at casual viewers looking for an easy laugh, new data
Submitted at 7/16/2008 3:00:00 AM
that barbecue?’’’ reveal that political satire has become increasingly relevant to the 2008 vote,
The ease with which Facebook can be used to broadcast your whereabouts and that its audience is a pretty savvy group.
Bill Gates doesn’t get a lot of credit these days for being a visionary. But adds a particularly disturbing dimension for executives who would surround A year-long study by the Project for Excellence in Journalism reports that
when it comes to his relationship with Facebook, he may still be a step themselves with security in real life but are lulled into complacency by 16% of Americans regularly watch Comedy Central's late-night follies, and
ahead of the rest of us. The Sun, a British tabloid, reported this year that Facebook’s tidy veneer. Last year, the British military sent a directive to its that The Daily Show in particular "not only assumes, but even requires"
Gates had quit his half-hour-a-day Facebook habit, partly because he was army units to avoid revealing their service connections online—“Be viewers to be hip to the headlines.
getting more than 8,000 “friend” requests daily but also because he was particularly careful if you are on Facebook, MySpace, or Friends "We concluded that the show is much funnier if you know the news,"
finding “weird fan sites about him.”(View a slideshow of several "weird fan Reunited”—fearing that, yes, Al Qaeda could use them to track prey. Your project director Tom Rosenstiel told me. "They're playing to the
sites.") A Microsoft representative confirms that the boss has gone cold business competitors might not be terrorists per se, but Facebook can be cognoscenti, and the jokes are designed to make you think more about the
turkey but wouldn’t disclose whether Gates knew of a Facebook group useful for anyone trying to poach your M.V.P.’s. stories."
called “Would you have sex with Bill Gates for half of his money?” Even social-networking evangelists are legitimately nervous about To be sure, satire is as old as politics itself, and today's voters are expected
Actually, it’s a wonder that Gates was on Facebook in the first place Facebook, given its fiasco last fall with Beacon, an advertising engine that to toggle easily between reading a sober op-ed about a campaign and
(Microsoft’s $240 million investment in it notwithstanding). Bill Gates automatically announced users’ activities on other sites—revealing their watching a faux-news analyst squirt seltzer down the candidates' pants. Yet
obviously doesn’t need to schmooze on Facebook. And neither do you, purchases, for example—without the users’ necessarily realizing that their the new study suggests a growing conscientiousness among younger
despite the pressure you’ve doubtless felt to join it ( because, y’know, every click was being chronicled. Facebook apologized, but that sort of Americans, a demographic too often dismissed as uninformed and apathetic.
everyone is on Facebook). Perhaps you’re like Ben Rosen, who co-founded unwitting dissemination of potentially sensitive information has And a lot of these voters, notes Rosensteil, are angry about the news media.
venture-capital fund Sevin Rosen, which has bankrolled such companies as strengthened the market for Connect-Beam, a consultancy that sets up secure "Many young people are dissatisfied with the way news is delivered," he
Electronic Arts and Compaq (which he once led as C.E.O.). Rosen is hardly social networks for the corporate intranets of Fortune 500 companies. says, "so journalists are often as much a target of the satire as the stories
averse to sharing personal information online; he says his blog, “-Companies like Honeywell,” says Puneet Gupta, ConnectBeam’s C.E.O., themselves. When the youth see flaws in the traditional media, they tune in
BenRosen.com, has become a small social network of sorts. But he has yet “could not take a chance to put their information on someone else’s to The Daily Show. One complements the other."
to use his Facebook account. “I’m trying to figure out the utility for me,” he cloud”—meaning on the servers of a social-networking site the company And who can blame viewers for wanting a little cavorting with their
says. doesn’t control. reporting? After all, what sounds more fun: combing through a dense and
Or perhaps, like Gates, you just find Facebook a little…creepy. But Facebook’s ick factor in the executive suite might have as much to do distressing story about, say, Fox News' efforts to foment distrust of Barack
Businesspeople often claim to use Facebook for vague “market research” with its shiny, happy world of “friendship” as with security. “There’s almost Obama, or watching The Daily Show's "Baracknophobia" segment, a biting
purposes or to satisfy idle curiosity. But the social norms of social an inverse relationship between seriousness and how much you participate rehash of the bash-fest, pitch-perfectly subtitled "An Irrational Fear of
networking are still in flux, making privacy a real issue, says internet- in social networking,” says -ReputationDefender’s Fertik, laughing. That Hope?"
marketing writer David Weinberger. “Younger people violate older people’s basically nails it: Facebook is simply unserious—particularly given how it Satire on the Internet has also played a significant role in attracting
idea of proper behavior when it comes to privacy,” he says. prompts hard-driving business executives to regress into adolescent younger voters to the electoral process. Thanks to the exploding wave of
“It’s kind of eerie how much information is available about you on a social vernacular. “Poking” people, requesting “friends,” writing on someone’s clever mash-ups and parodies on sites like YouTube and The Onion News
network,” says Michael Fertik, C.E.O. of online-privacy service “wall”: It’s cute when you’re in high school or college. But in a corporate Network, web-hoppers have grown accustomed to campaign news laced
-Reputation-Defender, “and how many conclusions, tentative or otherwise, environment, it sounds disingenuous and downright silly. with joy-buzzer high jinks. In fact, embroidering headlines with punch lines
can be made so handily, fairly or unfairly, based on that information.” Fertik Ultimately, Facebook candy-coats the true nature of business relationships. may be driving potential voters to pick up their morning papers, if only to
estimates that all 55 of his employees use Facebook, and although he And it will rot your teeth.Related Links watch Stewart and company tear it to shreds that night.
doesn’t, he’s unsettled by the all-consuming, constant-update M.O. it Facebook Page? Or Exhibit A in Court? Poorly executed satire, however, is another story. Last week's New Yorker
encourages. “I’ve seen a lot of quiet, passive-aggressive resentments and MySpace and Friends Need to Make Money. And Fast. cover depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as terrorists was intended as
rumors that come from people just knowing that much about your business,” Meebo and Facebook Chat wry commentary, but landed with a thud as racist and unfunny. Ditto John
he says. “If you’re updating people, like, ‘I’m at a barbecue at my McCain's joke about "killing Iranians" with cigarettes, which led (real)
satirist Andy Borowitz to whip off a column titled, "McCain Issues Top Ten

Aspen City Guide Funniest Ways to Kill Iranians." Message to McCain: Leave the gags to the
pros.
Still, as we move toward the conventions, I hope the laughs keep coming,
as the nation's comedy contingent continues to enlighten, even as it
(Portfolio.com: Business Travel) owner Michael Goldberg and former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright.
Find a Meeting of the Minds: The place to find festival speakers is entertains.
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(appropriately) at Plato's bar and restaurant, right on the Institute campus. Then again, we're talking fish in a barrel here. As Will Rogers once noted,
I t's no longer Aspen's best-kept secret. Visitors have discovered what Not only does it have the best views of the Roaring Fork Valley, but you're "There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government
locals have always known—though the town's average temperature is 75 bound to run into Mort Zuckerman or Institute head Walter Isaacson working for you."
degrees, summertime is really hot. entertaining anyone from Colin Powell (a regular) to Katie Couric to Justice ***
More than 50 years of cultural events, from the nine-week Aspen Music Stephen Breyer. This essay ran in USA Today on July 22, 2008.
Festival to Dance Aspen, have encouraged C.E.O.'s such as Michael Eisner Party: The Crown family, which owns the Aspen Skiing Company among Bruce Kluger is the co-author, with David Slavin, of the new satricial
and Les Wexner to build homes here. But perhaps no warm-weather many other things, throws an annual Fourth of July party that is absolutely biography, Young Dick Cheney: Great American.
happening is as much of a draw as the 4-year-old Aspen Ideas Festival, an the place to be. At the top of Aspen Mountain, you'll find former United
offshoot of the Aspen Institute, which has been a gathering place for world
leaders since 1949. This year the weeklong meeting of the minds takes place
from June 30 to July 6. More than 250 speakers are expected, including
Airlines C.E.O. Gerald Greenwald and journalist and Harvard professor
David Gergen mixing with local waiters and a wide variety of socialite
types. If you can't snag an invite, try Belly Up (also owned by Michael
Let's Not Make a Deal
Supreme Court justices, actors, generals, scientists, and leading journalists. Goldberg), a nightclub that during the Ideas Festival hosts seminars instead (Portfolio.com: Executives)
Tickets sell out a year in advance. But the size of the town (one square of rock bands. On a given night it might be Arlen Specter, Andrea Mitchell, Submitted at 7/16/2008 3:00:00 AM
mile) means it's easy to run into speakers in the grocery store, a local shop, or Thomas Friedman.
or a favorite restaurant. Here's where to: Go Local: Aspen's Fourth of July parade is quirky, funny, and sometimes Biopic
Park the Plane: Aspen's Sardy Field is small, but it rates as one of the out of control. Consider the year there was a golden retriever march and After Brown’s death in 2006, Imagine Entertainment (which produced A
busiest airfields in the state. The "Aspen Air Force"—corporations such as someone threw a bucket of balls into the fray. Each year, Leonard Lauder, Beautiful Mind) hoped to make a biopic directed by Spike Lee. Drafts of the
General Mills, PepsiAmericas, Whirlpool, Johnson & Johnson, and Hilton president of Estée Lauder, and his family show up dressed in red, white, and script were circulated, but the project is on hold until the family settles its
Hotels—all use the private-aviation section of the airport, along with Bill blue. For outdoor recreation, hop a bike. The year Lance Armstrong came to conflicts.
Clinton, Rupert Murdoch, and many more. Commercial planes also fly into the festival, he led a group of attendees on a ride up Independence Pass. Museum
Aspen, but direct flights from cities other than Denver are few. Former Harvard president Larry Summers likes to sit on the lawn outside the Graceland, James Brown style? The singer’s children had considered
Rest Your Head: Ideas Festival speakers generally stay at the Aspen music tent for a Sunday afternoon concert during the Aspen Music Festival. turning his 62-acre estate in Beech Island, South -Carolina, into a museum.
Meadows Resort, a Herbert Bayer-designed, Bauhaus-style hotel located on Buy Cashmere and Cowboy Boots: Prada, Dior, Gucci—they all have So far, the property, assessed at less than $1 million, sits unoccupied and has
the Institute campus. If you can't get one of its 98 suites, try the Little Nell, Aspen outposts. Cashmere and frocks are found at the tiny boutiques of leaking pipes.
Aspen's only five-star hotel; it has regular shuttles to the Institute, less than a Nuages and Distractions, patronized by celebs such as Goldie Hawn. Slot Machines
mile away. The St. Regis is another hotel at which to see and be seen, Everyone shows up at sports store Performance Ski, even in summer, when This summer, casinogoers can play the Godfather of Soul video slot
particularly for those who can pay. If you can't, try the 35-room Annabelle owner Lee Keating brings out sexy bikinis and surf lines. Queen Noor machine. The deal with Global Gaming Group could bring in about
Inn (formerly the Christmas Inn) right on Main Street, completely recently picked up a pair of cowboy boots at western shop Kemo Sabe. For $500,000 a year for the estate.
remodeled in 2005. the real bling, join Paula Zahn in picking up a pearl necklace by local Reality TV
Dine Alfresco: Dining outside in summer is a good way to increase your jeweler Susan Walker at Cindy Griem Fine Jewels. Think American Idol with soul music. In -January, investors proposed
visibility. Forget about privacy on favorite patios such as the one at Cache Related Links projects worth six figures or more, including a reality-TV show, Who Will
Cache, a hugely popular French bistro. Just next door, Campo de Fiori draws Government-Sponsored Trust Funds Be the Next Godfather of Soul? But the trustees of the estate never
a beautiful crowd who pick at fish and authentic pastas. Or try Bill Clinton's Is No News Really Good News? responded to the pitch.
favorite sushi spot, Matsuhisa, where he's often found holding court with Deficit, Schmeficit Golf Course
Terry Cox, an Atlanta businessman, offered to buy the singer’s property—
Icahn On Yahoo's Board Makes Microsoft Deal More Likely (VIDEO) intellectual and physical—for up to $100 million. His plans with Brown’s
grandson Forlando included ideas for a satellite-radio show, a restaurant,
By webmaster@huffingtonpost.com (Business on Icahn with three seats on the Yahoo board of directors, Citi analyst Mark and a golf course.
HuffingtonPost.com) Mahaney thinks that Microsoft may have a better chance at completing a Related Links
deal to buy part of -- or all of -- Yahoo. Summertime Slump
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WATCH: Breaking News: Hillary Hearts 'American Idol'
Now that Yahoo has given in and supplied "shareholder activist" Carl Jordin Sparks of 'American Idol' Fame to Sing Anthem at Super Bowl
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What's Project Runway Worth? Fedspeak Highlights:


(Portfolio.com: Careers) On one episode, contestants were required to modernize various -fashion
Submitted at 7/16/2008 3:00:00 AM

Hollywood insiders have been waiting for Harvey Weinstein’s bubble to


icons—like Marilyn Monroe—for Tresemmé’s print ads; on another, they
were -ordered -to design outfits using only materials found in the -
Hershey’s store in Times Square. By the end of season five, the -Weinsteins
Plosser Sees Rates
burst ever since he and his brother, Bob, split from Disney in 2005. Despite
$1 billion in equity from Goldman Sachs, the Weinsteins have yet to
produce a huge hit—except Project Runway, the cult cable-TV show hosted
were charging major partners like Tresemmé, L’Oréal, and Macy’s as much
as $1 million a season to participate. A partnership with Elle recently fell
apart after the brothers demanded that the magazine pay $75,000 an episode.
Rising ‘Sooner’
by supermodel Heidi Klum, which features competitions among aspiring The company is now in talks with - Marie Claire. (WSJ.com: Real Time Economics)
fashion designers. This spring, the Weinstein Co. surprised the industry by Estimated Value: $209 million Submitted at 7/22/2008 8:51:00 AM
pulling the show off Bravo and striking a $150 million, five-year licensing 3. Brand Value
deal to air Runway on Lifetime. But if the Weinsteins really want to hit the Philadelphia Fed President Charles Plosser expressed concerns about
The final step is assessing a premium (if one is -warranted) for brand inflation in a speech prepared for delivery before the Philadelphia Business
jackpot, maybe they should consider selling the show. They wouldn’t talk, value. Project Runway played a key role in making Bravo a reality-TV
but we spoke to entertainment bankers-—including Dave Davis of Arpeggio Journal Book of Lists Power Breakfast . Plosser, who is currently a voting
powerhouse, but the show’s impending move will serve as a real test of its member of the interest-rate-setting Federal Open Market Committee, has
Partners—and production executives to estimate what the Weinsteins might brand appeal. Not only is it leaving an up-and-coming network for an ailing
earn by selling. dissented from two rate cuts this year, but agreed with the majority last
one, but the show’s producers are also staying at Bravo. And compared with month the keep rates unchanged. His speech today indicated that he may not
1. Existing Episodes similar programs, Runway hasn’t fared as well in ratings and international
The first step in valuing a TV franchise is determining the revenue from be willing to stand pat for much longer, saying rate may have to rise “sooner
spinoffs: America’s Next Top Model has more than 30 international rather than later.”
home-video sales, second runs, and the syndication of already aired versions; Runway has six. “ Project Runway is not terribly differentiated
episodes. Project Runway earns an estimated $10 million in DVD sales and Plosser
relative to other talent competitions,” says Andy Bateman, C.E.O. of Keeping policy too accommodative for too long worsens our inflation
about $700,000 in second runs per season. It has yet to be syndicated, but branding consultancy Interbrand. Some investors would put scant value on
our industry sources believe that it could make about $350,000 a season in problem. Inflation is already too high and inconsistent with our goal of —
Runway’s brand, but more entrepreneurial types might be willing to pay a and responsibility to ensure — price stability. We will need to reverse
syndication fees. The show completes its fifth season this summer, and its premium of as much as 5 percent.
first three seasons are already out on DVD. A new owner would probably course — the exact timing depends on how the economy evolves, but I
Estimated Value: Up to $12 million anticipate the reversal will need to be started sooner rather than later. And I
collect fees from five seasons of syndication and two of second runs and The Bottom Line: The Weinsteins haven't said they're selling, but maybe
DVD sales. believe it will likely need to begin before either the labor market or the
they ought to think about it. Total Estimated Value of Project Runway: As financial markets have completely turned around.
Estimated Value: $22.5 million much as $243.5 million
2. Future Episodes …
NOTE: Future cash flows have been adjusted to reflect present value. In recent months I have heard some analysts suggest that the current
The next step is estimating the value of all future episodes, including Related Links
licensing fees, promotional partnerships, home-video sales, and rerun and economic situation is not like the 1970s because unions are less prevalent
Legal Fight Erupts Over 'Project Runway' Move and there is no evidence as yet of a wage-price spiral. Thus, a weak
syndication fees. Under its new deal with Lifetime, the Weinstein Co. Vogue Snubs, Covets Project Runway
reportedly will earn $800,000 an episode (for a total of 140 future episodes). economy, with rising unemployment and declining payroll employment, will
Summertime Slump presumably prevent workers from demanding higher wages. But, again, that
-Promotional partnerships have always played a prominent role on the show:
story has things backwards. It is not demands for higher wages that kick off
the spiral, but the loss of confidence that the central bank will keep inflation
Wachovia Loses $8.9B, 6,350 Jobs controlled, which, in turn, leads to a rise in inflation expectations. The wage-
price spiral is not the cause of the inflation, but the result.
This means that if monetary policymakers wait until they see the evidence
By webmaster@huffingtonpost.com (Business on During the quarter, the Wachovia boosted its provision for loan losses to of a wage-price spiral, they will be too late — the public will have lost
HuffingtonPost.com) $5.57 billion from $179 million a year ago, and added $4.2 billion to its confidence in the Fed’s ability to keep inflation under control, and this will
reserves for bad loans. make the job of bringing inflation down much more costly and difficult.
Submitted at 7/22/2008 6:09:20 AM
Wachovia has been suffering from its 2006 acquisition of Golden West Moreover, we could end up with a period of both low economic growth and
CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Wachovia Corp. reported a surprisingly large Financial Corp. The bank paid roughly $25 billion for the California high inflation.
second-quarter loss Tuesday, deflating Wall Street's hopes that the nation's mortgage lender known for exotic loans. …
big banks are weathering the credit crisis well. The nation's fourth-largest The so-called "Pick-a-Payment" loans, which Wachovia inherited from In sum, this year and next will be quite challenging. The economy will
bank by assets said it lost $8.86 billion, is slashing its dividend and Golden West, have proved a headache for the bank and a lightning rod for grow this year but at a slow pace, and the unemployment rate is likely to get
eliminating 10,750 positions after losses tied to mortgages soared. shareholders, defaulting at higher rates than other mortgages. worse before it gets better. At the same time, inflation will be uncomfortably
Even excluding one-time items, the results substantially missed Wall Wachovia recently discontinued offering the "Pick-A-Payment" loan high for a while.
Street estimates. option, which allows customers to pay a less-than-full interest payment on I am more optimistic about the outlook for 2009 and I expect we will see
"These bottom-line results are disappointing and unacceptable," Chairman all new home loans. The bank also had hired The Goldman Sachs Group Inc. economic growth return to near its longer-term trend. But to prevent recent
Lanty Smith said in a statement. "While to some degree they reflect industry to conduct an analysis of its loan portfolio and advise it on strategic inflation from continuing to plague the economy and to avoid a rise in
headwinds and weaker macroeconomic conditions, they also reflect alternatives. inflation expectations, I believe the current very accommodative stance of
performance for which we at Wachovia accept responsibility." Late Monday, Wachovia announced plans to leave the wholesale mortgage monetary policy will need to be reversed, and depending on how economic
Wachovia said it lost the equivalent of $4.20 per share in the April-June lending business. And beginning Friday, the company will no longer offer conditions evolve, I anticipate that this reversal will likely need to begin
period. In the same timeframe last year, the bank earned $2.34 billion, or mortgages through brokers, joining other lenders making similar moves to sooner rather than later.
$1.22 per share. exit the troubled sector. As policymakers, we must remember that the path of inflation over some
Excluding $6.1 billion in write-downs to the value of its intangible assets Big banks, such as Bank of America Corp. and National City Corp., have intermediate term is not independent of our policy decisions. While
and merger-related and restructuring charges of $128 million, Wachovia lost stopped making loans through brokers entirely, relying instead on their loan monetary policy cannot control relative price movements, sustained inflation
$2.67 billion, or $1.27 per share. Second quarter results include the bank's officers. National City said it was forced to do so by a continuing downturn is not something that is imposed on us. As policymakers we have a choice.
October acquisition of A.G. Edwards Inc. in loan demand, while Bank of America said it saw better "long-term If we remain overly accommodative in the face of these large relative price
Analysts on average expected a loss of 78 cents per share on revenue of opportunity" in working through its own loan officers. shocks to energy and other commodities, we will ensure that they will
almost $8.4 billion. Wachovia spokesman Don Vecchiarello said in a statement that the translate into more broad-based inflation that — once ingrained in
Earlier this month, Wachovia had projected a $2.6 billion to $2.8 billion company "recognized some opportunities to re-position our business" given expectations — will be very difficult to undo. I believe we must and will
quarterly loss, equal to $1.23 to $1.33 per share, excluding goodwill items. the current market conditions. take the appropriate steps to ensure that does not happen.
The Charlotte-based bank cut its quarterly dividend to 5 cents per share Earlier this month, Wachovia named former Treasury Undersecretary and
from 37.5 cents, which will conserve approximately $700 million of capital Goldman Sachs executive Robert Steel as chief executive, replacing the
per quarter. In April, Wachovia slashed its dividend 41 percent.
As part of a plan to cut 2009 expenses by $1.5 billion, the bank said it
would lay off 6,350 workers and eliminate 4,400 open positions and
ousted Ken Thompson. Within a week of being on the job, the bank's shares
tumbled to a new 17-year low. Payouts in Peril
contractors. (WSJ.com: MarketBeat)
Submitted at 7/22/2008 10:35:00 AM

The Mansion Family Bank Reduces Dividend — Go Back 4 Squares and Pay $20 (Parker Bros)
How desparate are major banking institutions to preserve capital? Let’s put
it this way: 19 financial-services firms in the S&P 500 have reduced their
(Portfolio.com: Executives) people are reluctant to drop their prices by more than 10 percent to find a dividends in 2008, and the total dollar value of those dividend reductions
Submitted at 7/16/2008 3:00:00 AM
buyer. So the market is frozen. exceeds the additional dividends from the 165 companies that have boosted
What about real estate as an investment? Is this a good time to hunt for dividends in 2008.
W hen the housing market was booming, nobody benefited more than Bob bargains?
Toll, C.E.O. of Toll Brothers and creator of the McMansion. Sales of Toll Wachovia Corp. and Regions Financial Corp. became the latest in the
Real estate has been a pretty great investment over the past 200 years. If financial-services sector to slash their dividends in an effort to horde as
Brothers’ trademark homes topped $6 billion at the peak of the market, you look at things from farther away than 10 feet, buying a home has created
making the company the largest luxury-home builder in the country. Now, much cash as possible. Shares of both firms are down sharply on the session,
most of the wealth for families in the U.S. But this is like advising people on with Wachovia losing 4.9% and Regions off by 14%.
with the homebuilding industry suffering, Toll acknowledges that we’re in whether they should jump into the stock market. When the market is down,
uncharted territory. Here, he shares strategies for navigating it. All told, the 19 companies that have cut dividends in 2008 in this sector
people are reluctant to do it. Over a longer period of time, the market can have lopped off $14.4 billion in dividend income from the S&P 500,
You’ve been quoted as saying that the housing business is in a depression. usually be counted on to go back up 10 percent. But people get scared. And
Do you still think that? according to Howard Silverblatt, index analyst at Standard & Poor’s. The
they’re scared right now. 165 companies that have boosted dividends are adding in $13.4 billion. “
Yes, things are real tough. It’s tough to sell. It’s easy to buy, but nobody Which real estate markets will turn around first?
wants to. The lack of confidence in the market is greater than it was in 1981, There’s no precedent for this,” says Mr. Silverblatt.
Everybody thinks Phoenix is down-and-out and will be for a long time to Overall, there have been 23 dividend cuts in 2008, which includes cuts
greater than it was in 1990. And 1974 was perhaps as bad, but it was for a come. I don’t think so. Florida is also counted out. But that will also turn
shorter period of time. made by Altria Group in its reorganization. By contrast, just 12 companies
around faster than people expect. cut dividends since 2002, and a number of those were financial-services
How will we know when a turnaround is coming? And the laggards?
Every week, we track new-home sales in the 300-plus communities we sell issues who reduced their payout at the end of 2007, when the credit crunch
Las Vegas. It’s been over-the-top. first erupted.
from. We have been pretty much sticking with the same number in traffic What about Barack Obama impresses you?
and deposits. If we continue with that, we might be willing to say we’ve “ This has been the worst quarter of the last 18 years,” says Mr. Silverblatt,
We need some excitement to get things moving again. Obama is an who also notes that small-cap and mid-cap stocks are expected to show more
reached the bottom now. The demand is there. When we do everything we exciting candidate. If he can excite people enough that they would again
can—run a special, work the phones—we can sometimes make it happen. reductions in dividends. “A lot of issues have been a little late on declaring
view the cup as half full as opposed to half empty, then you would have their dividend, which is not a positive sign.”
But that’s not terribly meaningful. If you stay at the bottom, it doesn’t feel some restoration of confidence in the homebuilding industry.
good. It’s hard to make a guy feel good if he’s stuck in the mud up to his Regions dropped its quarterly dividend to 10 cents a share from 38 cents a
Stocks, real estate, gas prices—got a question for Condé Nast Portfolio’s share, while Wachovia lowered its rate to five cents from 37.5 cents. Mr.
neck, even though it’s not getting any worse. overqualified advisers? Email experts@portfolio.com.
Would you buy a house right now if you were in the market? Silverblatt notes that Bank of America Inc. has made a habit of late of
Related Links declaring its annual dividend on the fourth Wednesday in July (a few days
Actually, new-home prices are moving up. If you’re waiting for another 10 After the Bust
percent drop in new-home prices, you may have missed your chance. after second-quarter earnings are released), so tomorrow might be a day to
Housing Grousing watch for that news. The bank has increased its dividend 30 years in a row,
The problem is that people are having a hard time selling their old homes Housing Head Fake
in order to move into other ones. It isn’t that there are no buyers. It’s that and is the second-largest dividend payer behind General Electric Co.

Christina Bellantoni: Some Germans think Obama's already the


POTUS
(The Huffington Post Full Blog Feed) Jerusalem today, suggesting his visit to Israel may bring him the most month, recent history suggests a vice presidential choice won't impact the
Submitted at 7/22/2008 10:19:56 AM
"skeptical welcome" of his overseas tour. Lynn Sweet is having some fun results of race for the White House.
photo blogging the trip. "This is not an open vote; this is a decision of one person," former Vice
BERLIN — Check out that poster. On a personal note, it turns out when you're surfing the Web President Dan Quayle told The Washington Times in an interview.
That's how Sen. Barack Obama's campaign is advertising his big speech internationally, your bookmarks all default to that country. Vice President [Richard] Cheney is fond of joking that President Bush
Thursday night here in Berlin. The few residents I've chatted with since I I thought it was cute at first until I tried to do a Google search and all my chose him to deliver Wyoming's whopping three electoral votes.
touched down this morning were well aware of the event, which has been results came back in German. If you're a tech wiz and can tell me how to fix Sen. John Kerry was applauded for choosing an optimistic Southern boy
the buzz around the city for days and is getting a lot of play in the papers this setting, please help! who could deliver states that usually go to the Republicans.
and on television. Finally, I have a story in today's Plugged In Politics section about the The reasons abound for why it didn't happen - John Edwards didn't even
A hotel staffer where I'm staying told me she was "very excited" that veepstakes using the argument that running mates don't matter: win his home state of North Carolina - but the fact remains that his presence
"President Obama" would be speaking just down the street, and mentioned There will be breathless speculation, short lists and long lists as Democrats on the ticket factored little when voters headed to the polls.
her parents' emotions of love for the United States when JFK spoke there in and Republicans in the veepstakes are vetted and weighed in the next two Read the full story here.
the 1960s. My African seatmate on the hop across the pond said he likes months. Yet the choice for the No. 2 slot rarely matters. Christina Bellantoni, national political reporter, The Washington Times
Obama because he is "something new, something fresh." Pundits will analyze demographics and states that might just swing for one B o o k m a r k m y b l o g a t
Obama is in Jordan now, and CNN International is reporting this candidate with the right choice. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton can help Sen. http://www.washingtontimes.com/weblogs/bellantoni
afternoon's tractor rampage was just outside the spot in Jerusalem where the Barack Obama win over women, they will muse. Florida Gov. Charlie Crist Find my latest stories here and visit my YouTube page.
senator plans to be this evening. No word yet from the campaign if this will make sure the crucial Sunshine State remains in the Republican column
security scare will change today's agenda. for Sen. John McCain, they will ponder.
The Boston Globe's Sasha Issenberg curtain-raises the Obama trip from For all the fuss over who the presumptive nominees will select next
12

XM-Sirius: Regulatory Approval Is for the Zachary Karabell: The


Weak Arabs are coming, the
(WSJ.com: Deal Journal - WSJ.com)
Submitted at 7/22/2008 10:47:00 AM

The American pragmatist philosopher William James advised readers who


Arabs are coming
fervently wanted a quality to act as if they already had that quality. “Belief
(The Huffington Post Full Blog Feed)
creates the actual fact,” he said. Submitted at 7/22/2008 10:06:08 AM
XM Satellite Radio Holdings and Sirius Satellite Radio may have taken This just in: General Electric and the government of Abu Dhabi announced
that classic advice to heart. The two companies Monday started preparing a an $8 billion joint venture for commercial finance in the Middle East.
bond offering to finance their merger– a deal that, as you may remember, is Through Abu Dhabi's investment arm Mubadala, the emirate will contribute
hung up in probably the most torturous regulatory approval process of all $4 billion and GE the other $4 billion, growing to $40 billion in the coming
time. No matter. XM tapped J.P. Morgan Chase, Morgan Stanley and UBS years, with the aim of supporting various energy and infrastructure projects
to sell $400 million of bonds to refinance outstanding debt related to the in the region, including an aggressive plan to sponsor green, clean and
deal. Associated Press sustainable water and energy plants. As part of that, the fund will support
XM plans to use the proceeds from the offering to finance some of its several projects in Abu Dhabi's Masdar City, a utopian project to build a
outstanding debt, which has “change of control” puts that allow investors to carbon-neutral city in the desert.
cash in when the company merges. XM and Sirius agreed in February 2007 With Obama in the Arab heartland this week (first Iraq, then Jordan) the
to merge. headlines have focused on foreign policy defined as national security - the
The offering can be unwound if the deal isn’t consummated. Still, the future politics of Iraq, troop withdrawals, Palestinian-Israeli peace (or lack
move is a bold indication of confidence on XM’s part that the merger will thereof). Little has been said in public about the economics of the region, or
go through. the position of the United States vis a vis economic development. It would
But, back at the Federal Communications Commission ranch, there is a be deeply surprising (and a bit disturbing) if those questions were not
significant amount of regulatory flailing. The Deal’s Ron Orol reported that discussed in private between Obama and his interlocutors, but while the
the two swing voters on the five-person commission–Republican domestic economy in the United States is a source of constant public debate
Commissioner Deborah Taylor Tate and Democratic Commissioner and a major campaign issue, the economics of the Middle East are at best an
Jonathan Adelstein–are putting up a fight and demanding fines for XM and afterthought.
Sirius. (You can read Deal Journal’s take on where the Commissioners stand But while Iraq, Israel-Palestine, Iran and nuclear weapons are critical
in last month’s post, XM-Sirius and Five Angry Men.) security issues of the present, the emerging economic clout of the region is a
According to Orol, both Tate and Adelstein allege that XM and Sirius interoperable radio the agency ordered when the commission created the
Satellite Digital Audio Radio System. It hasn’t reached the market. critical security issue of the future. The influx of money into the Gulf region
have committed numerous infractions of FCC rules and must be fined before in particular as a result of sharply higher prices for oil has resulted in a vast
their deal can be approved. Connoisseurs of broadcast mergers will recognize a lot of these concerns
align with the same concerns that the National Association of Broadcasters wealth transfer from the United States and Europe to the Middle East. The
Here are the three major violations XM and Sirius have committed, emirates alone already have sovereign wealth funds that control trillions of
according to Orol: has about the deal. (So much so that wags have dubbed the NAB as the
National Association of Satellite Radio Killers.) dollars, and that figure is growing daily. What's more, there is a new
1. Tate and Adelstein maintain that the wireless devices XM-Sirius use to determination on the part of the custodians of that wealth to invest it in the
transmit audio signals from satellite radio devices to car radios are Of course, as Sun Tzu would say, the enemy fights hardest when it is
cornered. The fact that the commissioners are pushing for fines may be an region, rather than buying up pleasure palaces on the Costa del Sol as they
noncompliant with FCC limits. These devices have been interfering with did in the 1970s during the last oil boom. That investment, both in the region
terrestrial radio, he said. actual indication of faith that the merger will go through. Otherwise, it is
difficult to see why they would bother. Related links: and globally, is reshaping the global economic system.
2. They worry about hundreds of XM-Sirius antennas they say either We are used to viewing the Arab world (which just to be clear does not
aren’t in FCC approved locations or are emitting signals that are too strong XM and Sirius Get Downgraded. Yippee!
XM-Sirius and Five Angry Men include Iran) as a source of political and religious crisis, but the challenge
and violate agency rules. ahead is to recognize the economic implications. Businesses like GE have
3. They complain that Sirius CEO Mel Karmazin promised to build an XM-Sirius: Still No End in Sight
already seized on the Gulf as a new area for growth, as have rather desperate
Wall Street institutions that have been setting up shop in Dubai and turning
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that emirate into a next center of global finance. Any incoming US
administration will have to consider the implications of the wealth transfer,
Agnes’ U.S. assets. But she did so without informing the Carvel but they complied. Welsh also says he was suspicious of how quickly of the fact that the United States is increasingly turning to the Gulf not just
Foundation—conduct that caused a Florida judge to suggest that Pamela Carvel’s body was whisked away to a New York City funeral home. for oil but for capital and for much-needed help financing our debts - and of
may have committed fraud. In June 2007, a judge in London removed In the Carvel case’s vast paper trail, one item stands out. Pamela’s course, to buy the Chrysler Building. This may be the worst thing in the
Pamela as the executor of Agnes’ British estate and concluded, “Her every investigators say they tape-recorded Tom’s longtime physician, Robert world, or the best, but whatever one thinks of it morally, it simply is.
act has been calculated to promote her own personal interests and prejudice Athans, saying that he does not remember signing Tom’s death certificate Ignoring it, decrying it, hoping it will go away, those aren't viable options.
those of the foundation.” even though it bears his signature. The doctor declined to comment for this Yes, the Arabs are coming, and they are loaded, with dollars.
Meanwhile, the case, which is expected to drag on at least through the end story. If the death certificate was forged, who did it, and why? Was it to
of this year, continues to devour the Carvel fortune. prevent an autopsy?
And what of Pamela’s most provocative theory, that the ice cream king,
rather than succumbing to heart disease, was murdered?
Arcadipane’s brother, Charles, now 78, says suggestions that his sister
A federal judge in Fort Lauderdale ruled in May 2007 that Tom’s
exhumation is a matter for New York courts to decide. Pamela says she
hopes to file an exhumation request in New York soon.
Tech Giants Give
might have killed Carvel are ridiculous: “My sister could not hurt a fly.”
Davis’ last lawyer, Katharine Conroy, says the murder allegations “should
be taken in the context they are made and weighed against the person who is
And if the request is denied, or if an autopsy proves nothing, will that be
the end of it?
In one of my last conversations with Pamela, she talked of the exhumation
Mixed Signals
making them.” Boynton, Agnes’ former guardian, says “nothing would request as if it were her final card to play, but later she recanted. “In Florida (WSJ.com: Business Technology)
surprise me in this case” given “the sense of entitlement and greed some of and in Delaware...I am still going to go after the bastards,” she says, Submitted at 7/17/2008 6:33:00 AM
these people had toward the Carvel money.” cataloging a list of possible lawsuits and legal actions. “I have nothing left Three tech giants – IBM, Microsoft and Google — reported earnings today.
Indeed, questions persist. Welsh, the former New Jersey detective Pamela now. So what do I have to lose?” The lessons: 1) It’s a good time to sell technology overseas and 2) We’ve
hired to investigate the case, says he uncovered circumstantial evidence that Related Links yet to figure out this whole Internet thing.
suggests someone might have fatally tampered with Carvel’s heart medicine. The Irrational Allure of Free Stuff Like a good martini, news for tech stocks was mixed
Old friends of the Carvels who were staying at the Carvel home the weekend Food Inflation Datapoint of the Day IBM reported that revenue jumped 13% from the year-ago quarter to $26.8
Tom Carvel died told Welsh of an odd development: They got a call from a Chief Executive Vintners billion and that net income rose 22% from the same period to $2.8 billion.
Carvel employee within hours of Tom’s death telling them to remove all Both numbers beat expectations and the stock was up about 1.5% after
prescription drugs from his medicine cabinet. The request befuddled them, hours. Most of the growth came from IBM’s consulting and software sales –
and most of it came overseas. Revenues in the Americas grew just 8%.

Secondary Sources: Test Taking, Pay and Microsoft reported revenue of $15.8 billion, an 18% increase from one
year ago, and net income of $4.3 billion, up 42% from a year-ago quarter
that included one-time charges. The company narrowly missed analysts’
income projections and issued lower-than-expected earnings guidance,
GSEs sending share prices down 6% in after-hours trading.
Dissecting the numbers, Microsoft was helped by strong demand for PCs
overseas. Revenue for the division responsible for the Windows operating
(WSJ.com: Real Time Economics) exams.”
Sideways Pay: Bloomberg’s Vivien Lou Chen looks at income growth. system grew 15% from the year-ago quarter, a nice rebound from last
Submitted at 7/21/2008 11:18:00 AM
“The current U.S. economic expansion is the first in 60 years that may end quarter, when slow operating-system sales triggered questions about the
A roundup of economic news from around the Web. before many Americans have recovered from the last slowdown. Annual success of Vista, the most recent version of Windows. Given all the bashing
Test Taking, Wealth and Gender: On VoxEU, Evren Örs, Frédéric family incomes adjusted for inflation have grown just 0.8% since the end of Vista gets, it’s nice to see that Microsoft increased the amount it spent on
Palomino and Eloïc Peyrache look at the gender gap among high-income 2001. … ‘The world has seen, over the past 20 years, an increase in the sales and marketing for the operating system by 22% from last year.
earners, and use entrance exam data to suggest that part of the explanation supply of labor,’ said Robert Solow, a winner of the Nobel Prize in One area that stood out from Microsoft’s earnings report is the online
may lie in the way people react to competitive pressure. Their study looked economics who’s now at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. ‘When services business, which is a financial black hole. The group responsible for
at about 5,750 students who took entrance exams over three years for you have a big increase like that, the wages of the person in the middle are online advertising and other Internet-based services boosted its revenue 24%
admission to the HEC School of Management in Paris, a top business school likely to be held down.’ ” to $838 million from the year-ago quarter, but still managed to lose $488
and a ticket to a high-paying job. On average, men perform slightly better Enron Analogy: James Surowiecki looks at the status of Fannie Mae and million, more than twice as much as last year.
than women in both the written and oral exams despite evidence the female Freddie Mac in the New Yorker. “The G.S.E.s are curious, because there’s Which takes us to Google. The search giant’s income, while up 35% from
candidates were stronger, based on earlier tests and classwork. Also, male no obvious reason for them to exist in the form they do: instead of creating the year-ago quarter was significantly lower than analysts expected – this,
performance had greater variance (more at high and low end), while female private companies to do all these jobs, the government could just do them despite revenue of $5.37 billion, up 39% from last year. The most alarming
candidates’ performance was more concentrated around the median. The itself. In fact, that’s how Fannie Mae got started, back in 1938: originally, it trend is that the rate of growth for paid clicks, Google’s chief revenue
authors write that the results suggest “competitive pressure generated by was a government agency endowed with the authority to buy mortgages, in source, is slowing year-to-year. Paid clicks were down on a quarter-to-
relative performance evaluations has a different impact on men than on the hope that this would expand the supply of credit to homeowners. It quarter basis.
women. This provides an alternative (albeit, by no means exclusive) wasn’t until 1968 that Fannie was privatized. … The main reason for the Most businesses would kill to have results like Google’s. But in this weird
explanation for under-representation of women in top management change was surprisingly mundane: accounting. At the time, Lyndon Johnson Web 2.0 world we live in, 35% income growth sent the company’s shares
positions, if one takes the perspective that these positions are the rewards of was concerned about the effect of the Vietnam War on the federal budget. were down 8% after hours.
performances in a series of competitive tournaments during one’s Making Fannie Mae private moved its liabilities off the government’s books, We realize we’re just adding our voice to the chorus here, but given
professional career, as opposed to pass/fail type of evaluation processes. … even if, as the recent crisis made clear, the U.S. was still responsible for Microsoft’s struggles turn a profit from search and Google’s announcing
Finally, if the structure of the selection process indeed impacts performance those debts. It was a bit like what Enron did thirty years later, when it used results that make it look like a real company and not the U.S. Mint, maybe
differently across genders, then the under-representation of women may start ’special-purpose entities’ to move liabilities off its balance sheet.” it’s time we stopped thinking about search as Internet equivalent of an ATM.
as early as the professional schools that select students based on competitive -Ben Worthen

Airlines' Fallout Effect


(Portfolio.com: Business Travel) at its San Juan hub from 93 to 51 and will no longer serve Santo Domingo, airlines shrinks through mergers, passengers will feel less need to
Submitted at 6/24/2008 10:30:00 AM
Antigua, St Maarten, Aruba, or Samana from San Juan. comparison shop online.
And that in turn messes things up for the cruise lines. Ten ships use San Long suffering airline employees are facing another round of pink slips,
When an airline sneezes, does the entire travel business catch a cold? Juan as their home port, and if getting to the island becomes too much of a but they're not the only ones. Employees at the companies contracted by the
Maybe. Experts say that as airlines raise fares and cut routes, they'll squeeze hassle, vacationers may blow off the cruise altogether. airlines are also likely to get the axe. And with what's left of airlines'
other businesses who depend on a constant flow of passengers to keep the Vegas might also take a huge hit. Wachovia Bank thinks the airlines will domestic food service gone or likely to go, the kitchens that provide in-flight
money rolling in. reduce service into Vegas by 12 percent, resulting in 2.4 million fewer visits catering are likely to make cuts as well.
Tourism is one industry that's bound to be impacted. Fewer flights and each year. This in a year when over 11,000 new hotel rooms will open on Of course, not everyone loses. Airport shops and restaurants may see
higher prices will cause some travelers to forgo the big summer trip and do the strip. fewer passengers wandering the concourse, but the ones who are there might
something closer to home (though if gas prices don't come down they might There are a whole slew of other industries that depend on the airlines to be more likely to pay $19 for a plate of Buffalo Wings and $4 for a bottle of
just sit home in their air conditioning). keep the money flowing. Airports are watching the amount of money they water before boarding their bare-bones flight. Related Links
The chairman of the Caribbean Tourism Association says the airlines' collect in landing fees shrink. Rental car companies, nervous about fewer Steer Clear
moves are putting thousands of regional jobs and billions of dollars of travelers flowing through airports, are opening new location in the burbs. Tips for a Sky-High Spring
investment at risk. Caribbean markets are especially susceptible to the cuts, Hotels located around airports are concerned that as passengers trade in More Cuts "Inevitable," BA Chief Says
he says, because struggling American Airlines handles a majority of traffic flights for road trips, they'll choose to stay at properties further out of town.
into the region. American recently announced that it's cutting its daily flights Web-based travel agencies like Orbitz are anticipating that as number of
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13

Bernanke Reasserts Dominance Over Wall Economy’s Dip May


Street Take Longer to
(WSJ.com: Real Time Economics) Fed President Thomas Hoenig, had a bigger market impact than the
Submitted at 7/22/2008 12:21:00 PM

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke has reasserted his dominance as


Washington-based Board of Governors, excluding Bernanke.
In contrast, in 2007 and 2008 three board members — Bernanke, Kohn
and Fed governor Frederic Mishkin– held three of the top five spots on
Overcome in Europe
by far the most market-moving Fed official, a study released Tuesday
(WSJ.com: Real Time Economics)
Meyer and Sack’s list.
showed, after having ceded some of the spotlight to regional Fed presidents Unlike 2006 when Bernanke was the most dovish FOMC official — Submitted at 7/22/2008 10:28:00 AM
in his first year as chairman. Bernanke meaning his speeches led to the biggest decline in the two-year Treasury European Central Bank officials are increasingly suggesting it may take
According to Macroeconomic Advisers, Bernanke’s speeches in 2007 and yield — in the past 18 months he has been the most hawkish. longer than expected for the euro-zone to limp out of a weak second quarter.
2008 accounted for over 0.60 percentage point of movements in the two- But Meyer and Sack noted that most of Bernanke’s hawkishness came “It could be that recovery takes more time,” said ECB executive board
year Treasury yield, which is sensitive to monetary-policy expectations. from a speech on the evening of June 9 that led to a 0.19 percentage rise in member Lorenzo Bini Smaghi in Italy’s La Stampa newspaper, when asked
That’s five times the market effect of the second-most influential official the two-year yield the next day. In that speech, Bernanke said the Fed “will about the outlook for the fourth quarter, stressing that the ECB has always
over the last 18 months, Fed Vice Chairman Donald Kohn. strongly resist an erosion in longer-term expectations, as an unanchoring of said there were downside risks to its growth forecasts.
“It may be that the markets looked increasingly to the “heavyweights” on those expectations would be destabilizing for growth as well as for ECB Governing Council member Klaus Liebscher, meanwhile, said the
the FOMC to deliver the policy message, discounting the comments from inflation.” Excluding that one speech, Bernanke “was dovish on balance,” ECB expects weaker euro-zone growth of around 1.7%-1.8% this year,
other FOMC members,” Macroeconomic Advisers’ Laurence Meyer, who is they wrote. slightly below projections of around 1.8% it issued in June. Those
a former Fed governor, and Brian Sack, a former Fed economist, wrote. Meanwhile, FOMC policy statements have risen in market importance at projections assumed an oil price of $113 per barrel this year and $117.7 next
Their analysis excluded Bernanke’s twice-yearly monetary-policy the expense of meeting minutes that are released with a three-week lag. year. On Tuesday, the going price for brent spot was above $131.
testimonies, “which would have made the imbalance even greater,” they “Market participants put a premium on the timeliness of information given “The problem is 2009, when growth weakens (further),” said Mr.
said. the fluidity of the economic circumstances over this period,” Meyer and Liebscher, who also heads Austria’s central bank, in an interview with
In Bernanke’s first year as Fed chairman in 2006, his speeches had only Sack wrote. Austria’s Salzburger Nachrichten newspaper. “Downward risks are
twice the market effect of the second-most market-moving official that year, “This may have shifted some of the focus away from the minutes and onto predominant.”
St. Louis Fed President William Poole. That year regional Fed presidents the statements themselves,” they said.–Brian Blackstone The ECB’s June forecasts called for growth around 1.5% next year.
including Poole, Richmond Fed President Jeffrey Lacker and Kansas City ECB president Jean-Claude Trichet also downgraded his growth
assessment slightly last week, saying in an interview with four European

A Network for the 21st Century newspapers that the euro-zone economy would “trough” in the second and
third quarters before staging a progressive recovery. Mr. Trichet had
previously maintained that the “trough” would come in the second quarter.
(WSJ.com: Business Technology) other beginning with an M and of course the Big G company. He urges “These comments continue to suggest that the next set of ECB staff
Submitted at 7/18/2008 2:27:00 AM
politicians, consumers and, yes, journalists to not look at the phenomenal projections will feature further downward revisions,” Nick Matthews at
growth and popularity of such companies as a fad or even a bubble. Instead, Barclays Capital said. Barclays expects the revisions, due September 4, to
Two years ago, when France Telecom decided to form a unit to co-produce see them as the initial rain droplets of a great downpour. come in at 1.6% for this year, and 1.3% for 2009. Such forecasts would still
movies in Europe, industry insiders were left in a quandary as to why one of “I did not write this book to make a profit or to be regarded as a writer,” be more optmistic than those of many private-sector economists, who
France’s largest telecommunication providers would make such a move. A Lombard tells us. “It’s a tool to show what’s happened in the past, what’s believe the euro-zone could be heading for a hard landing and perhaps a
phone company getting into film? happening now and the impact these events may have on the future.” recession.
The move was part of an ambitious plan to differentiate the He says no longer will consumers just consume media and But ECB policymakers Tuesday also stressed persistent inflation
communications company from the phalanx of competitors that had arisen in communication. It’s now an exchange where consumers now have much pressures. With euro-zone inflation at 4% in June, more than double the
France. And while some may consider France Telecom’s increased activity more of a say in what it is they’re interacting with and watching, making bank’s preferred range, the ECB raised its key rate by 25 basis points to
in media, distributing music, movies, games and television as a tough bet, demands on those who provide those services. As a result of the changes, 4.25% earlier this month.
Didier Lombard, France Telecom’s chief executive and chairman, believes Mr. Lombard says a company of France Telecom’s size, with its 200,000 Mr. Bini Smaghi said that the July increase has already produced a
it’s the only way for the company to survive. employees, needs a clear directive on how it tackles the brave new world. So “visible benefit” on inflation expectations. But he also said that with
To further push his strategy and quash any misunderstanding of his ideas he also considers the book a guide for how the French telecommunications inflation at more than double the bank’s preferred range, the ECB’s key
about the changes underway in telecom, Lombard has authored a new book . company will negotiate the new terrain. 4.25% rate “can’t plausibly be called restrictive,” suggesting policy makers
He made an appearance Thursday at Café De La Presse in San Francisco to “I’m probably the only telecommunications chief executive to lay out his remain focused on keeping high commodity and food prices from pushing
autograph the book for well wishers and chat with the Biz Tech Blog. The strategies in a book for the public to see,” says Lombard. up domestic prices including wages.–Monica Houston-Waesch
book, entitled The Second Life of Networks, is an attempt to chart the All proceeds from The Second Life of Networks will be donated to the
evolution of the telecommunications industry and its acceleration over the
last five years, due mostly to the explosion of the Internet.
In describing the new dynamics at play and its effects on
non-profit Orange Foundation.
Bobby White and Lee Gomes
France Telecom Ad
Thrift Oversight Chief Wants
telecommunication companies, Lombard partially examines the impact of
the usual Web 2.0 companies – the one whose name starts with an F, the
Uploaded by thomevincent More Loss Provisions, Fewer
TV Stakeouts
A Few Banks Rediscover Making Money the (WSJ.com: Real Time Economics)

Old-Fashioned Way Submitted at 7/21/2008 12:13:00 PM

U.S. thrifts may have set aside a record amount to cover expected losses
from loans during the first three months of 2008, but the industry’s regulator
(WSJ.com: MarketBeat) there was little stock movement on Tuesday last week when the move was is urging them to do more.
Submitted at 7/21/2008 2:14:00 AM
first disclosed. Traders have instead keyed in on earnings reports that John Reich (Photo: OTS)
highlighted net interest margin as a key driver of growth. “All institutions must be proactive in provisioning for loan losses and
Geoffrey Rogow of Dow Jones Newswires has this report on net interest BB&T Corp. posted better-than-expected earnings Thursday and its shares building sufficient loan loss reserves,” Office of Thrift Supervision Director
margin. rose 13% on the day. For the quarter, net interest margin was 3.65%. Wells John Reich said in a speech at a banking industry conference in Orlando,
The simple practice of lending money at a higher rate than it costs to Fargo& Co. posted a 23 basis point gain from the first quarter and its shares Fla.
borrow is helping some banks move past the credit crisis, while others rose 33%. And Monday morning, Bank of America Inc.’s net interest yield Reich also used his speech to decry the media coverage — particularly on
continue to struggle under a mountain of complex securities. climbed while the company also reported higher income from service TV — and market rumors that he said have “stoked public fears” about the
The Federal Reserve’s steady lowering of the federal-funds target has been charges, both showing that though it may be providing fewer loans, it is health of the banking system.
blamed for bloating the credit market with excess liquidity and driving gaining more money from the loans it is able to underwrite. “Seemingly oblivious to the fact that they could drive otherwise healthy
inflation. But as lending standards tightened and asset-backed deals dried However, central bankers could easily shift gears and once again begin banks to fail and push troubled institutions away from potential solutions
up, banks’ net interest margins (the difference between its cost to borrow raising rates and dampen net interest margin growth. Moreover, gains in net toward ruin, TV reporters staked out banks on these rogue lists, interviewed
and cost of lending) increased, allowing them to make a better profit through interest margin can’t save every financial firm. Financial-services firms and customers and stoked public fears. In a time when consumer confidence is
traditional lending. broker-dealers continue to post massive write-downs on their debt portfolios already flagging and the general public is skittish and understandably
For the banks with strong-enough balance sheets to withstand the and regional banks, lenders and thrifts, which are most likely to be able to concerned about what their financial futures will hold, this behavior goes
downturn in credit and the economy, an increase in margin rates drives take advantage of stronger net margins, are often speculated to be the next beyond irresponsible,” Reich said. “It’s reprehensible.”
earnings growth. “People say the whole business is on its deathbed, and it’s area to fall under pressure of the yearlong credit squeeze. The OTS recently had to shutter IndyMac Bancorp Inc., which had $32
not true — banks can rebuild themselves by earning more on what they’re “There are certainly haves and have-nots. Some of these banks have billion in assets.
lending, which the early evidence is showing,” said Bill Stone, senior vice cancer. You may be giving them eyeglasses to fix their sight, but they still Reich kept up the refrain from federal banking regulators that banks must
president for PNC Wealth Management. have cancer,” said Mark Sunshine, president of West Palm Beach, Fla.- do more to deal with problem assets, particularly mortgage loans. He urged
While the government’s decision to curb short-selling in 19 securities has based commercial lender First Capital. banks to increase loan-servicing staff numbers, set specific standards for
been widely credited as giving a lift to financials in the last few sessions, modifying a loan or selling a house at a discount, and appropriately account
for troubled loans.

Is the World Finally Ready for Online Stock The nation’s thrifts, which have traditionally focused on mortgage lending,
reported a first-quarter loss of $617 million, compared with net income of
$3.61 billion in the first quarter of 2007. The OTS said that thrifts set aside
an industry-record $7.6 billion in loan loss provisions during the first quarter
Trading? of 2008, up from $3.5 billion and $5.5 billion, res pectively, in the third and
fourth quarters of 2007.
Reich also specifically urged the Securities and Exchange Commission to
(WSJ.com: Business Technology) then to visit Web sites—let alone trade stocks—from mobile phones. At the
time, people were just getting comfortable buying things from Web sites “aggressively pursue” any rumors that are being spread with the intention of
Submitted at 7/22/2008 12:01:00 PM
accessed through their personal computers. The mobile Web was slow, manipulating a stock price.– Michael R. Crittenden
During the dot-com bubble, businesses raced to develop Web sites that expensive and ugly in comparison.
could be accessed via mobile phones, the idea being that life without the
ability to trade stocks from the back of a taxi wasn’t worth living. We all
Now, phones have bigger screens and sometimes come with service
contracts that include unlimited Internet access. The cost of developing the
Paulson’s Sunday Talk
know how that turned out. But despite the earlier failures, Web software for software is also substantially cheaper and less complicated than it was back (WSJ.com: Real Time Economics)
cellphones is now a hot topic. in 2000, making it a lower-risk bet for businesses. “Two or three years ago, Submitted at 7/20/2008 12:03:00 PM
Or you could just use your BlackBerry this wouldn’t have worked,” says Framke.
E*Trade is one of the businesses hoping that the mobile Web is about to There’s ample evidence that the mobile Web is gaining traction: In the U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson said Sunday it will take months for
take off in a big way. The online bank and brokerage firm this month U.S., 16% of cellphone owners routinely access the Internet from phones, the economy to recover from high energy prices, declining property values
launched software that allows people who use Research In Motion’s according to Nielsen, while 57% use some kind of nonvoice service, such as and financial market woes. Paulson
BlackBerry device to—you guessed it—trade stocks from their phones. sending text messages. The ability to access the Internet is a key selling Appearing on CBS’s “Face the Nation,” Paulson said: “We’re going
E*Trade won’t disclose how many people use the service but did say that point for many new phones. For example, Apple recently launched an online through a challenging time with our economy. We’re going to be in a period
both the number of visitors and the number of trades has doubled from 12 store dedicated to distributing software for its iPhone and bases its ad of slow growth for a while…I think it’s going to be months that we’re
months ago, when E*Trade had more primitive mobile-trading software, campaign for the phone around the idea that people want Internet access working our way through this period.”
according to Greg Framke, the company’s chief information officer. wherever they are. Paulson also said he is optimistic Congress will pass an administration
Framke says the software that E*Trade developed for the BlackBerry Businesses are paying attention: Forrester Research reports that the proposal concerning Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac that would allow the
made sense because the stereotypical BlackBerry owner—a young, affluent, number of inquiries it received from businesses and service providers government to rescue the two federally-chartered mortgage giants.
always-connected professional— is the online bank’s target demographic. wanting to talk about the mobile Web jumped 40% last year. He said he is “very optimistic we’re going get what we need from
Framke believes that despite the hype back in 2000, people weren’t ready -Ben Worthen Congress. Congress understands how important these institutions are.”

No Tomorrow for SAP’s Oracle-Baiting Subsidiary


(WSJ.com: Business Technology) and other older software in perpetuity – for less than Oracle or SAP charged software maker had hoped to sell TomorrowNow, but that it would have
Submitted at 7/21/2008 5:57:00 AM
for support services. Cynics also saw it as a vehicle through which SAP been a “complex transaction.” He said closing TomorrowNow won’t have a
could steal customers from its rival. material impact on SAP. An Oracle spokeswoman declined to comment.
SAP will close down a subsidiary that provided technical support to At its peak, TomorrowNow had several hundred customers, most of whom This isn’t the end of third-party support. While TomorrowNow was the
businesses that used software sold by rival Oracle. But don’t write off the would have otherwise bought support services from Oracle. Then two things best known practitioner, there are other companies that offer the service,
third-party-support business model just yet. happened: Instead of forcing people to install its software, Oracle decided to including Rimini Street, which was started by one of TomorrowNow’s co-
TomorrowNow customers will have to get their tech support somewhere keep selling PeopleSoft, weakening TomorrowNow’s raison d’etre. And in founders. Support from these companies can cost half as much as support
else March, 2007, Oracle sued TomorrowNow, alleging that it repeatedly stole from the software maker, Ray Wang, an analyst at Forrester Research, tells
When Oracle bought management-software maker PeopleSoft in 2005, Oracle’s intellectual property. A trial is set for February 2010. us. And so these companies will be around as long as there are businesses
rival SAP had a bright idea: It bought TomorrowNow, a company run by SAP, which had been shopping TomorrowNow around, on Monday said it looking to save money.
former PeopleSoft execs. At the time, some PeopleSoft customers were up will shut down the subsidiary in October. SAP will use the time that’s left to -Ben Worthen
in arms about the prospect that Oracle might force them to move over to help TomorrowNow’s 225 customers find support from Oracle or a different
Oracle software. TomorrowNow promised to help businesses run PeopleSoft third party. An SAP spokesman tells the Business Technology Blog that the
14

Kitchen Confidential A Cloud Over the U.S.


(Portfolio.com: Careers) In your prior job as head of programming at ABC, you helped launch
Submitted at 7/16/2008 3:00:00 AM

Was Martha as tough to work for as people say? Martha is a force of


Desperate Housewives. Which housewife are you? Felicity Huffman. The
idea of carrying a significant job and raising kids, and the chaos that ensues,
certainly rang a bell.
Solar Push
nature. The first time I went to meet her in prison, I’d seen our designers’
(WSJ.com: Business Technology)
What was your worst day at Martha Stewart? The day we met with Eddie
plans for a new bedding line. I said, “God, they were really beautiful, Lampert to see if there was a new contract to be done with Kmart and Submitted at 7/17/2008 1:28:00 AM
Martha.” She said, “Did you want them? If you don’t want them, they’re not realizing we were so far apart, it was hopeless. We knew the value of our Won’t it be great when America wises up and starts generating a big
good enough.” So, yeah, she can be a real taskmaster. But there’s a pursuit brand to them, and I think he felt we had no other options and could hardball percentage of its electricity from the sun? Well, one of Silicon Valley’s
of excellence that’s hard to deny. us. major players in the field sees a snag.
What was it like visiting her in prison? I went to see her every other week. Best day? The day Martha came back to the company. And the day we A solar cell
I wasn’t allowed to ask what I should do, but I could inform her of what we could say we were profitable again. That was a fun earnings call. Applied Materials, a maker of machines used to manufacture chips and flat
were doing. We’d spend four or five hours together. We played a lot of Is there one Martha Stewart product you can’t live with-out? The lemon -panel displays, is starting to get some traction in selling its tools for clean
Scrabble. zester. It’s just a miracle. energy applications. The company has now outfitted a dozen factories for
You’ve been rumored to be in line for a number of jobs, including Time Related Links making solar panels.
Inc. C.E.O. What’s it going to be? Honestly, I don’t know. I want to spend Martha Stewart: Banned in Britain But Michael Splinter, Applied’s chief executive, is quick to point out that
some time traveling, reading, thinking, and listening. When Public Companies are Still Private Fiefs not one of those factories has been in the United States. Two well-known
Why are you leaving? I said to Martha when I came to the company that I More Influence than Anxiety at the 'Time 100' U.S. panel makers, First Solar and SunPower, chose to set up major factories
would put a great management team in place. At a certain point, you need to in Asia. If the trend were to continue unabated, he argues, the dollars the
step aside so they can do what they came to do. country now sends to foreign oil countries would simply shift to foreign
panel makers. And America would lose a chance to create manufacturing

A Closer Look at Troubled Job Picture for jobs. “This is the biggest miss in a long time,” Splinter says.
This not a case where lower wages abroad are the primary factor. But
other countries–Germany is the best-known example–offer a range of

Teens incentives that subsidize installation of solar panels and aid companies that
make them. Even some Indian panel makers have set up their first factories
in Germany, says Mark Pinto, an Applied senior vice president and chief
technology officer. By contrast, the U.S. research and development tax
(WSJ.com: Real Time Economics) indicate a problem in the teenage job market. He said higher minimum wage
requirements may be leading employers to favor older workers or that the credit expired at the end of December, and a renewable energy tax credit
Submitted at 7/21/2008 3:57:00 AM
U.S. is in a recession. “We’ve seen in the past that the teenage that could help spur solar panel installations is bogged down in Congress.
Teens can have a tough time finding work, but this summer’s weak job unemployment rate has followed the national rate, and now we have a There are reasons to think the situation should improve. Solar-panel
market means more time pounding the hot pavement, particularly for divergence,” he said. “That’s big.” factories should become profitable, even without incentives, Splinter says.
younger job-seekers. Renee Ward, founder of the teen job search Web site Teens4hire.org, said And the panels, being fairly large, are not that convenient to ship great
Almost one in four 16- and 17-year-olds can’t find work, and the some companies have set higher age requirements for jobs. “They feel that, distances. After all, notes Joe Pon, an Applied corporate affairs spokesman,
Northeastern University Center for Labor Market Studies says this summer’s by that time, people have a better understanding of customer service,” she making the solar panels is much like making sheets of glass. “Glass factories
teen employment rate could reach a post-war low. That could mean tougher said. are all over the world, they are not all in Taiwan,” he says.
times later: “Less work experience today leads to less work experience The lackluster economy is helping to shrink the job market, including -Don Clark
tomorrow and lower earnings down the road,” a study by the center says. positions at retailers that hire many teenagers. The retail industry has lost
The overall teenager unemployment rate declined to 18.1% in June from
18.7% in May. The unemployment rate for older teens fell to 15.6% from
17.5%, but the rate for younger teens rose to 23.3% from 21.2%. That
difference is more than twice the 60-year average of 3.3 percentage points.
194,000 jobs since March 2007. At the same time, labor laws may make it
harder for younger teens to find work. The Fair Labor Standards Act
requires teens under 18 work “non-hazardous” jobs. Some say that could
prohibit them from jobs that require the use of box cutters to open shipments
Bank Analyst Sued by
Overall, the U.S. unemployment rate held at 5.5% in June, after rising
sharply in May.
Howard Rosen, an economist with the Peterson Institute for International
at retail stores and lawn-products with chemicals qualify as hazardous.–
Christina M. Wright Bank
Economics, said while teenage labor data are volatile, the figures could (WSJ.com: MarketBeat)
Submitted at 7/21/2008 2:44:00 AM

Life of the Party Some companies, when confronted with negative share activity and analyst
commentary, rail against short-sellers and the like. Others go ahead and sue
analysts, which is what BankAtlantic did today against Richard Bove.
(Portfolio.com: Careers) Memorial Park in Los Angeles. Richard Bove of Ladenburg Thalmann.
Submitted at 7/16/2008 3:00:00 AM
Eva Marie Saint read a statement from longtime client Paul Newman, who One week ago today Mr. Bove, of Ladenburg Thalmann, released a wide-
praised Cowan for bringing an “uncommon dignity” to his work. Among the ranging report titled “Who Is Next,” which assessed the possibility of further
T rue, he was buried with a cell phone in his hand. But despite that modern mourners, more than one person remarked, were the ghosts of those whose troubles for financial institutions based on various metrics, including non-
touch, Warren Cowan’s death, at 87, signaled the end of an era. press Cowan had finessed, among them Lucille Ball, Gary Cooper, Judy performing assets to total outstanding loans, and non-performing assets to
If celebrity is a commodity in Hollywood, then Cowan was one of its Garland, Cary Grant, and Frank Sinatra. capital. BankAtlantic sued Mr. Bove for this analysis, asking for damages
pioneer traders. ( View slideshow.) Cowan invented the modern Oscar campaign in 1944 by leaking a story related to defamation and negligence.
Rogers & Cowan, the company that he and Henry Rogers started in 1950, about Mildred Pierce’s “promising” Academy Award chances when the film “ The problem is that, while Bove’s report purports to consider which
remains one of the powerhouse imagemaking outfits in town. (It was bought was just three weeks into shooting. “If we don’t have anything to publicize, banks might fail, he failed to examine the health of the banks and thrifts in
in 1987 by Shandwick, which is now a subsidiary of the Interpublic Group let’s create it,” he once famously said. Cowan founded his last firm, Warren his report,” they write. “Instead, he only examined holding company data
of companies.) Cowan & Associates, in 1994. He learned he had melanoma only three which, in at least our case, is meaningless information. This is simply
Cowan’s life spanned the rise of the celebrity publicist. Every powerful weeks before he died, and the tireless P.R. man spent part of his final day shocking.”
flack in town started out at his firm: Pat Kingsley was his secretary; Alan with his staff gathered around him: He wanted to make sure everything was Mr. Bove noted in a later commentary that BankAtlantic had disputed his
Nierob and Paul Bloch—who were among the pallbearers at his ready for an event honoring Wayne Newton.Related Links figures, noting that the holding company had purchased $100 million in non-
funeral—fetched his coffee. Idle Chatter: Actors' Strike, 'Arrested Development,' more performing assets from the bank. He didn’t give in entirely, saying investors
The consummate Hollywood P.R. man, who in recent years had Peeking Under the Table could “either choose the numbers for the holding company as published, or
announced other passings (most recently Joey Bishop’s) to the world, Hollywood Ending: Guilty use the number provided for the underlying bank.”
received his sendoff at a standing-room-only service in May at Mount Sinai The bank still isn’t thrilled, saying in a release that the method —
comparing non-performing loans at the bank with the total capital of the

Buggy Software is Your Fault, Too holding company — is misleading. “The problem we face is that the
indisputable facts are now buried in the sensational headlines Bove and
Ladenburg have falsely created— and, for whatever reason, have refused to
(WSJ.com: Business Technology) can’t take many of the shortcuts they’re used to. Schmidt says that writing retract,” they wrote.
Submitted at 7/21/2008 6:00:00 AM
software with security in mind from the outset is the tech equivalent of An assistant at Mr. Bove’s office said he was unable to comment, on the
building a house without flammable materials. advice of counsel. A Ladenburg spokesman said that “ we’ll defend
Hackers’ preferred method of breaking into businesses these days is But it’s one thing for a business to insist that software developed internally ourselves against this meritless lawsuit.”
exploiting flaws in Web browsers, word-processing documents and other is done so with security in mind. It’s another to make sure that the software
software. The reason these applications are vulnerable to attack: No one
wants the responsibility for making sure this software is secure.
To write better code
it purchases is vulnerability-free. That’s where businesses - and individuals -
have really dropped the ball. “A lot of people think that it’s someone else’s
job,” Schmidt tells us. The result is that no one ever checks most software
Jeremy Haft: Olympic
The man pointing the finger at, well, everybody is Howard Schmidt, a
security consultant who used to be the top-ranking cyber-security official in
George W. Bush’s Whitehouse. Schmidt spoke to the Business Technology
for flaws.
Making sure that software is secure from the ground up will become
increasingly important as people store more information and install more
Security and the Media
Blog while waiting in line to get the software on his iPhone upgraded - software on mobile devices like the iPhone Schmidt was waiting to upgrade. (The Huffington Post Full Blog Feed)
although he called us on his BlackBerry. Schmidt offers this reminder: Just because a piece of software was Submitted at 7/22/2008 10:04:50 AM
The problem, according to Schmidt, is that the people who oversee distributed through Apple’s App Store, don’t assume that it is vulnerability
software development focus on finishing projects on time and under budget. free. Two city buses exploded Monday morning in southwest China during the
It’s not that security is incompatible with coding cheaply and fast, but it -Ben Worthen rush hour. The authorities think they can tamp down on such violent protest
does make development a little more complicated, because programmers during the Olympics, but they've got another thing coming.
Even with a staggering 100,000 police officers deployed on the streets to

“Wi-Fi Squatting” a Crime – By the Victim keep order for the Games (that's twice the size of NYC's police force, twice
the size of the Italian standing army!) -- they won't be able to prevent every
single act of civil disobedience and violence.
Nor will they be able to choreograph the media coverage of these events.
(WSJ.com: Business Technology) network that a squatter used to illegally download rap songs is responsible
for the crime – even though he proved that he wasn’t the one who stole the Much to NBC's chagrin, the Chinese authorities are curtailing the hours
Submitted at 7/18/2008 5:13:00 AM
files, TechDirt reports. (Here’s the news story in the original German and when press can film in Tiananmen Square, and they'll try to censor the
It’s a federal offense in the U.S. to use someone else’s unsecured wireless Google’s translation.) dominant television narrative. But they won't be able to prohibit 24/7
network for illicit purposes. It’s a crime in Germany, too – committed by the Most of this blog’s readers compared Wi-Fi squatting to listening to music coverage via the Internet of protests as they happen on the ground.
network owner. blasting through an open window or getting sprayed by the mist from a As the authorities learned from the Sichuan earthquake, sometimes the
Is this a way to send an enemy to jail? sprinkler that’s spilling onto that sidewalk. A few thought that it should be a public's need for information can supersede the government's ability to
We’ve always thought that so-called Wi-Fi squatting was largely a crime, arguing leaving an unlocked bicycle on the sidewalk doesn’t give a control it. Information cascades across digital networks like water flowing
victimless crime. We’ve done it, and, based on the comments our previous passerby the right to take it. No one suggested that the person committing over a dyke. Sticking fingers in that dyke can't stop the flow.
posts on the topic received, so have most of this blog’s readers. The FBI has the crime was the network owner. Hopefully, the inevitable bad pres coverage will lead to greater openness
told us that it isn’t a federal offense to squat, as long as the squatter doesn’t Nonetheless, the German court said that network owners are responsible and more press freedom, not less. Regardless, the authorities are in for a
use the connection to do anything illegal. Wi-Fi squatting is against the law for securing their networks — and can be held liable if they don’t (Although rude awakening.
in some states, however: A few unlucky folks have been arrested for TechDirt points out that a different German court ruled just before this one
checking email or surfing the Web while parked in a car outside a coffee that another network owner wasn’t responsible for the behavior of squatters
shop or library. in a similar case.)
But a court in Germany ruled that the owner of an unsecured Wi-Fi -Ben Worthen

Bearish Schering Options Explode on Drug Study


(WSJ.com: MarketBeat) They’ve found that the drugs Zetia and simvastatin, the two components of options at the $17.50 strike traded in Schering, exceeding existing open
Submitted at 7/21/2008 1:32:00 AM
Vytorin, did not cut the risk for heart attacks and reduce the need for aortic- interest of less than 10,000 contracts. Call-buying in the $20 strike, where
valve replacement any more than a placebo (the primary goal of the study). about 20,000 contracts have changed hands, exceeds the existing open
Shares of Schering-Plough Corp. and Merck& Co. were both down after However, the combination did produce a statistically significant reduction in interest of 13,400 contracts. Overall volume is more than seven times the
the companies postponed their earnings releases until after today’s close as certain secondary events such as non-fatal myocardial infarction or coronary usual daily volume.
they await the impending update on a study of whether their Vytorin artery bypass surgery (a secondary goal). Sveinn Palsson, Credit Suisse U.S. derivatives strategist, notes that the
cholesterol drug reduces heart-attack risk. A study done earlier this year that said Vytorin was no better than activity in the options market suggests investors are taking a more bearish
The press conference discussing the findings is taking place currently in simvastatin alone in slowing the clogging of arteries. Shares of Schering- view. Prices of the puts are increasing, while prices of the call options are
London, led by Terje Pedersen of the Ulleval University Hospital in Oslo, Plough were hit the hardest during trading, but as the release came out, increasing. “ It means that the demand for protection is higher than for the
who was spearheading the Simvastatin and Ezetimibe in Aortic Stenosis shares recoverd a bit. Lately they were down 3.5% while Merck lost 1%. upside,” he says. The view “is definitely tilted toward the downside.”
(SEAS) study. In addition, options activity has exploded, with more than 25,000 put
15

Police Arrest, Try to Secretary Paulson's New


Hire Computer Hacker Gig: Fannie And Freddie PR
(WSJ.com: Business Technology) Man
Submitted at 7/18/2008 6:00:00 AM By webmaster@huffingtonpost.com (Business on
The FBI hailed the arrest of an alleged computer hacker known as HuffingtonPost.com)
“AKILL” as progress against “one of the most serious cyber security Submitted at 7/22/2008 6:20:30 AM
threats” facing the civilized world. But a judge this week dismissed the Bank examiners from the Federal Reserve and the Comptroller of the
charges and now authorities are preparing to offer the hacker a job. Currency are inspecting the books of the nation's two largest mortgage
Really good hackers have more cards to play finance companies, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, as the Bush
In a press release last November, the FBI claimed that the hacker, 18-year administration prods Congress to approve a plan that would enable it to
old Owen Thor Walker of New Zealand, was “ the ringleader of an elite inject billions of dollars into the companies.
international…group,” which illegally took control of more that a million Treasury Secretary Henry M. Paulson Jr., in a meeting on Monday with
computers and used them to steal more than $20 million. Even though reporters and editors of The New York Times, said the Fed and the
Walker only made $40,000 personally, his arrest was hailed as a sign that
different governments could work together to stop online crime.
comptroller's office began combing the books of the two companies after
their declining stock prices caused widespread anxiety in the market. The
NEC's ad system pumps out
We wrote about the arrest at the time in a post titled “ Cyber-Crime
Crackdown Won’t Stop Cyber Crime.” But even we aren’t cynical enough
to guess that this would happen: Despite the fact that Walker confessed, a
two companies guarantee or own almost half of the home mortgages in the
United States. The Bush administration is hoping they can be the engine that
spots based on gender, age
pulls the housing market out of its yearlong slide. (Engadget)
judge in New Zealand let him off the hook. She said that a conviction might Read the full story here
hurt Walker’s career potential, according to the BBC. In fact, if press -OR- Submitted at 7/22/2008 10:19:00 AM
accounts are to be believed, both the defense and the prosecution spent most Read more about Secretary Paulson and the lending crisis: Filed under: Wireless
of the trial fawning over Walker’s computer-programming skills. Not only ::Vince Farrell: Fannie and Freddie in Layman's Terms For better or worse, targeted advertising isn't going anywhere. Seemingly,
was he likely to get a job offer from the police, headhunters from several :: No More Bailouts Expected it's not getting any more discrete, either. NEC's Digital Signage Solution
other tech companies were outside the courthouse, the Telegraph reports. combines a camera, a large display and a FeliCa contactless IC card reader /
Granted, most hackers won’t get the Walker treatment. But this looks like writer in order to dole out advertisements that cater to certain demographics.
a case where crime may not pay well, but getting caught will.
-Ben Worthen This Time, Earnings Don’t The system includes the innate ability to determine "gender, generation and
other attributes" of a person in order to serve up advertisements that will
cause him / her to spend some dough. From there, the individual can scan

Despite Earnings, Help their phone in order to access related content on their mobile internet
browser. That's all and fine and dandy we suppose, but how on Earth do you
(WSJ.com: MarketBeat) convince busy citizens to stop by and have a look at an otherwise

Stocks Display Submitted at 7/22/2008 9:07:00 AM

So much for boosting stocks on earnings news that isn’t as bad as expected.
uninteresting flat-panel?
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Resilience A number of earnings reports out following Monday’s close and today’s
open are indeed, bad as expected — or worse — and it looks set to take a Kohlberg Kravis IPO: If It
(WSJ.com: MarketBeat)
toll on the market.
Shares of Apple Inc. were down 9.8%, as this once-Teflon stock continues Happens, It'll Be A More
to struggle after hitting an all-time high at the end of 2007. Peter
Submitted at 7/22/2008 11:32:00 AM Oppenheimer, Apple’s chief financial officer, said he expects the company’s Diversified Firm
Certainly, there are plenty of bearish factors for motivated sellers to hang gross profit margin to decline in the coming quarter.
onto, but the market is displaying unexpected resilience as the morning Other technology names that reported earnings overnight are struggling, By webmaster@huffingtonpost.com (Business on
wanes. such as Texas Instruments Inc., down 13% in premarket action after the HuffingtonPost.com)
Underpinning the rally, of course, is another decline in oil prices, but chipmaker said net income fell due to sluggish sales of wireless-handset Submitted at 7/22/2008 5:50:24 AM
outside of the usual beneficiaries of such news (the transports), the bounce is chips. Sandisk Corp. dropped 19% after it had its ratings cut by Citigroup
analysts. Kohlberg Kravis Roberts on Monday said it had hired William Sonneborn
curious. Technology shares are reasonably firm despite a poor outlook from to further develop its asset management business, in a move that The
Apple Inc. and disappointing results from Texas Instruments Corp., and The financials were not providing solace. Wachovia shares fell 6.7% and
American Express Co. was off by 10% after both reported disappointing Financial Times speculated may be an effort to diversify ahead of a possible
financials are outperforming the market, disregarding the losses from initial public offering.
Wachovia Corp. and a number of regional banks. earnings.
The Financial Times noted that the fees that assets under management
“I think everybody is interested — I don’t want to say excited — about generate could be more attractive to public investors, as they tend to be more
finding a bottom in the financials, but I don’t think we’re at that point,” says
Stephen Carl, head trader at Williams Capital. “If some are alluding to it, I Ford To Drastically Shift predictable that business of buying and selling companies. Whatever the
reason, K.K.R.'s public offering appears to be on hold for the time being.
think they’re forcing it.”
Analysts suggest that the rally reflects a desire by investors to find points
of resistance in the near-future. They’re seeking clarity on how far such a
Production Away From SUVs Go to the blog here
-OR-
Watch Lewis Black's "rant" against K.K.R. from earlier this year
rally can run after stocks declined dramatically through the first two weeks By webmaster@huffingtonpost.com (Business on
of July. “ The market is showing that it believes that the low was real, and so HuffingtonPost.com)
this is a test if you want to call it that,” says Marc Pado, U.S. market Submitted at 7/21/2008 9:00:49 PM
strategist at Cantor Fitzgerald.
He adds that the market has a “ways to go” before finding true resistance The Ford Motor Company, which devoted itself for nearly 20 years to
levels, which he puts at about 11800 on the Dow industrials. “If we get up putting millions of Americans into big pickup trucks and sport-utility
there, people are going to get cautious again.” vehicles, is about to drastically alter its focus to building more small cars.
The struggling automaker, reacting to what it sees as a rapid and

Technology Is Boring. And permanent shift in consumer tastes brought on by high gas prices, plans to
unveil its new direction on Thursday, when it will report quarterly earnings.
Among the changes, Ford is expected to announce that it will convert three
That’s Good. of its North American assembly plants from trucks to cars, according to
people familiar with the plans.
(WSJ.com: MarketBeat) And as part of the huge bet it is placing on the future direction of the
troubled American auto industry, Ford will realign factories to manufacture
Submitted at 7/21/2008 12:15:00 PM more fuel-efficient engines and produce six of its next European car models
One of the larger technology bellwethers reports earnings after the close — for the United States market.
Apple Inc. Others have already released their news, including Google Inc.,
Microsoft Corp., and International Business Machines. And strategists at
Merrill Lynch have noticed so far that if there’s any one sector that can be
considered boring and predictable in today’s market, it’s technology.
Transistors on paper become a
Technology, according to Brian Belski, U.S. sector strategist at Merrill, is
“exhibiting the lowest standard deviation of earnings growth over the past
five years of any sector within the S&P 500.” Basically, that means that this
reality
sector has experienced less volatility in its earnings from quarter-to-quarter
(Engadget)
and year-to-year, unlike the financials, which now have all the dependability Submitted at 7/22/2008 9:51:00 AM
of Lotto tickets. Filed under: Misc. Gadgets Check it, nerds. A team over at the
He notes that between the end of 2007 and July 17, the overall growth rate Universidade Nova de Lisboa has reportedly figured out a way to use paper
for the S&P 500 declined by 18 percentage points — but expectations for (yes, paper) as an interstrate component of a Field Effect Transistor (FET).
tech fell by just 9 percentage points. In testing, the group "fabricated the devices on both sides of the paper
sheet," thus causing the paper to act as the "electric insulator and as the
Happy Endings...For Her?! substrate" simultaneously. Remarkably, results showed that performance
actually rivaled that of best-in-class oxide thin film transistors, giving
One Woman Gives It A Whirl revived hope for the realm of disposable devices like paper displays, labels,
intelligent packaging, tracking tags, etc. The findings are scheduled to be
published this September, after which we're sure any firms interested in
(The Huffington Post | Full News Feed) taking this stuff commercial will be putting their best foot forward.
Submitted at 7/22/2008 9:50:00 AM [Via Scientific Blogging] Read| Permalink| Email this| Comments
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