5 most undefined things of girls, 1) aap na bahut wo ho (now what the hell is woh) =) 2) Mujhe apse ye umeed nahi

thi (no one will ever know what was their umeed) :/ 3) ap pehle jaise nahi rahay (they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O 4) Sach btana, mai kaisi lag rahi hun (do dey really mean when they say sach batana) =D 5) I am very selfish na (and they want you to say no dear u r not)

ne stormy night an English, Irish and Scottish man were walking home and had no shelter so at the top of this big hill they found this haunted house. They were all freaked out and hesitated to go in. Eventually, the English man went in and found a five pound note sitting on the table and he goes to lift it when all of a sudden the ghost of Mickey Mouse appears and says "I'm the ghost of Mickey Mouse lift that fiver and I'll haunt your house" Next the Scottish man went in and saw the fiver, but before he could lift it the ghost of Mickey Mouse appeared again and said "I'm the ghost of Mickey Mouse lift that fiver and I'll haunt your house". Finally, the Irishman went in and lifted the fiver and Mickey Mouse popped out again and said "I'm the ghost of Mickey mouse lift that fiver and I'll haunt your house" Then the Irishman said "I'm the ghost of Donald Duck I'll lift this fiver and I'll run like fuck"

HUSBAND:kal mere khuwab mai 1 larki ayi thi. Wah kya larki thi! WIFE:Akeli ayi hogi?

HUSBAND:tumko kaise pata? WIFE:uska husband mere khuwab mai aya tha :-)

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

Girl to Another Girl: "You are so Beautiful.. '' Other Girl: "Thank You, You are Beautiful Too.. " . . . . . . . Now; Boy to Another Boy: "Hi, You are Handsome.." Other Boy: "GAY Saala.." :O =P =D

Boy: Why Don't U Had A Boyfriend Yet? Girl: Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend, Why Don't U Have A Girlfriend..? Boy: Cuz U R Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend Yet...!

A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend... Boy:You are the second most beautiful girl I have ever seen. Girl:Who's the first? Boy:It's you! When you smile...!

Men are very Kind & Women are very Selfish! "PROOF" Most Women Don't Like to Help Unknown Men But All Men Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Women:-

Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya. Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.? PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"

Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were havng candle light dinner. Queen saysPass d wine u divine! "Pathan thinks-"how poetic"! Pathan says-"pass d roti u moti":D

Psychological test - Complete this word: K I _ _. I'll then tell u wot is ur dominant personality. KILL: KILO: KIND: KING: KISS: KIDS: KITE: KIWI: KICK: Aggressive Intelligent Polite Confident Flirty Possessive Brave Helpful Angry

Boy: You are sunshine of my life, without you life is cloudy, you are in my heart like rainy water for barren land Girl: Janu! Is it proposal or weather report?

Girl: Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes. BOY: Sorry Main Namaz pharny ja raha hun.. Girl: Hahahaaa, Bas isi tarah k 2, 3 or send kar do..:..

Girl is an Internet VIRUS. She enters in your life, SCAN your pockets, EDIT your mind, DOWNLOAD her problem, DELETE your smile and HANG your life. So keep distance from girls.

A girl dialed her own number from her boyfriends cell to see her name saved in list like Doll or sweetie. She was shocked to see . . . . . Rasheed plumber

Sweet age of true relationship Small girl & boy are seen crying together. When asked why? Girl says: My doll has broken Boy says: I M crying bcz my doll is crying

Cutest proposal do u hug your teddy bear while sleeping at night ??? Girl - yes Boy can i replace it for the rest of your life ???

Girl: kya kr rhy ho? Boy: Makhiyan mar rha hu Girl: ktni mari? Boy: 3male or 2female Girl: Kse malom? Boy: 3 shrab ki bottle se chipki hui thi or 2 fone se.

Girl and Boy Fact: A girl takes too much time to Love and few seconds to hate. A boy takes take few seconds to love and too much time to hate

Its not your mistake If you can not read the eyes which cheat you. But its really your mistake If you can not read the eyes which care for you.

Economic theory of love. Many crushes and flirts are better than one true love bcoz monopoly is always damaging, and competition improves efficiency! Pure economic theory of Love

A very caring sentence written on the T-Shirt of a girl walking on the road. You are not looking at the road right now, please be careful