The Story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in. At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge. Goldilocks was hungry. She tasted the porridge from the first bowl. "This porridge is too hot!" she exclaimed. So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl. "This porridge is too cold," she said So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge. "Ahhh, this porridge is just right," she said happily and she ate it all up.

After she'd eaten the three bears' breakfasts she decided she was feeling a little tired. So, she walked into the living room where she saw three chairs. Goldilocks sat in the first chair to rest her feet. "This chair is too big!" she exclaimed. So she sat in the second chair.

"This chair is too big, too!" she whined. So she tried the last and smallest chair. "Ahhh, this chair is just right," she sighed. But just as she settled down into the chair to rest, it broke into pieces! Goldilocks was very tired by this time, so she went upstairs to the bedroom. She lay down in the first bed, but it was too hard. Then she lay in the second bed, but it was too soft. Then she lay down in the third bed and it was just right. Goldilocks fell asleep. As she was sleeping, the three bears came home. "Someone's been eating my porridge," growled the Papa bear. "Someone's been eating my porridge," said the Mama bear. "Someone's been eating my porridge and they ate it all up!" cried the Baby bear. "Someone's been sitting in my chair," growled the Papa bear. "Someone's been sitting in my chair," said the Mama bear. "Someone's been sitting in my chair and they've broken it all to pieces," cried the Baby bear. They decided to look around some more and when they got upstairs to the bedroom, Papa bear growled, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed," "Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too" said the Mama bear "Someone's been sleeping in my bed and she's still there!" exclaimed Baby bear. Just then, Goldilocks woke up and saw the three bears. She screamed, "Help!" And she jumped up and ran out of the room. Goldilocks ran down the stairs, opened the door, and ran away into the forest. And she never returned to the home of the three bears. THE END

Created : Fahmy Al kalamiyah

Smart Student
The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family. A 'smart' student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?" As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look. "Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."

Mahasiswa Pintar
Para dosen baru saja selesai menjelaskan sebuah proyek penelitian penting untuk kelasnya. Dia menekankan bahwa makalah ini adalah syarat mutlak untuk melewati kelasnya, dan bahwa hanya akan ada dua alasan yang dapat diterima karena terlambat. Itu adalah penyakit medis bermutu atau kematian dalam keluarga dekat siswa. A 'pintar' mahasiswa di belakang kelas melambaikan tangan dan berbicara. "Tapi bagaimana dengan kelelahan seksual ekstrim, profesor?" Seperti yang Anda harapkan, kelas meledak dalam tawa. Ketika siswa akhirnya menetap, profesor membeku pemuda dengan tampilan mencolok. "Yah," ia menjawab, "Saya rasa Anda hanya harus belajar menulis dengan tangan lain." memulihkan Thinker

Catch And Rabbit

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Catch Dan Kelinci

LAPD, FBI, dan CIA semua mencoba untuk membuktikan bahwa mereka adalah yang terbaik di apprehending penjahat. Presiden memutuskan untuk memberi mereka tes. Dia melepaskan seekor kelinci ke dalam hutan dan masing-masing dari mereka harus menangkapnya. CIA berjalan masuk Mereka menempatkan informan hewan di seluruh hutan. Mereka mempertanyakan semua saksi tanaman dan mineral. Setelah tiga bulan penyelidikan ekstensif mereka menyimpulkan bahwa kelinci tidak ada. FBI berjalan masuk Setelah dua minggu tanpa memimpin mereka membakar hutan, membunuh segala isinya, termasuk kelinci, dan mereka tidak membuat permintaan maaf. Kelinci itu datang. LAPD berjalan masuk Mereka keluar dua jam kemudian dengan beruang parah dipukuli. Beruang itu berteriak: "Oke Oke aku kelinci saya kelinci!"